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No.417553
>>417552
hey that kind of lewdness isn't allowed in /lewd/
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No.417554
>>417551
How?
Then just use it then, you don't need your wrist!
>>417552
Oh, Dwarf Fortress! I've been playing it a lot again since it updated.
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No.417555
>>417553
What kind is allowed then?
And well, you're offline in steam so what else am I supposed to do?!
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No.417556
>>417554
I guess I should have figured! I never played it ever, so maybe that's an excuse.
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No.417557
>>417554
was letting off steam with a punching bag. apparently i don't know how to punch with leftie.
too impatient. need some diccu playing too.
>>417555
talk about animal rights is the only allowed topic in /lewd/ now
oh yea, i rarely log on to steam anymore,
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No.417558
>>417557
Wawawa, I never thought I'd live the day when Venla is the bully, but here it is.
Aw, how so? Do you use discord at least, maybe?
I need to walk the hound. You'd better still be here by the time I return!
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No.417559
>>417558
im no bully!!
yea you have me added too lol. justy dont play much steam games
we'll seeeeeeeee
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No.417560
>>417556
It makes sense, though, it's just that DF is so much on my mind these days that I didn't bother to clarify. And I disappeared for a bit now since my river froze over, and suddenly people had nothing to drink. But some quick mining led me to a cave that had water, so that bullet is dodged!
>>417557
>using a punching bag
Out of character!!!
Well, what about your other hand?
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No.417561
>>417560
was very pissed off and remembered that there's one in the storage room of apartment.
well that's what i ended up doing. wasn't good though. sad life tbh
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No.417562
>>417559
Well you forbidding lewdness on /lewd/ counts as mega bullying for all purposes.
Oh, yeah I do xwx Just don't have you in the recent X amount of conversations and you're offline too.
Let us see, now! The moment of truth!
>>417560
Wawa, well you should bother to clarify to people who don't know it's on your mind!
Yay or bullet dodging!
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No.417563
>>417561
I know your pain.
>tfw couldn't be used as Venven's fleshlight
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No.417564
>>417562
it doesn't!
oh. so i am.
wooooooooooooo…
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No.417565
>>417561
That is so completely alien to me.
This is why you should alternate fapping hands, so the other one doesn't get too bad at it, like I do!
>>417562
Yes yes, maybe!
Yep, it worked out! And just for the record, now it's snowing blood.
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No.417566
>>417565
mum and alcohol can get pretty obnoxious
i prefer leftie. usually browse stuff with rigthie.
just use your butthole you prude.
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No.417567
>>417564
Ya it does, you little big bully!
Mhmm.
Yay, the truth is you are here! Cuddles?
>>417565
Definitely!
Kek, well that's totally different then!
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No.417568
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No.417569
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No.417570
>>417569
oi
that's not related to animal rights
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No.417571
>>417566
Ah, right.
I did try my butt a good few times, but I wasn't a fan! First I have to make sure I'm clean and all, and then get out lube and everything, and then it's not even all that great! The only time I've loved it is when master fucked me, which barely counts.
>>417567
Of course! Now it's all Christmassy! Kinda! Everything's covered in frozen blood, at least.
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No.417572
>>417570
It's related to you, so good enough!
>>417571
Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow!
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No.417573
>>417572
Well, a weredonkey attacked my fortress and killed seven of my dwarves, and now I'm not sure if any of my survivors are infected.
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No.417574
>>417571
you need to lear first tbh. after that you just cant go back
>>417572
no
also i'll g o away writing hurts
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No.417575
>>417573
Heh. How many have you got left ?
>>417574
;~; Good bye, sweet Finn, good bye.
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No.417576
>>417574
I've thrown away my dildo anyway! It's not like I can use it while I'm sharing an apartment with someone.
>>417575
Uuuh, very few at this point! We've went from 36 to 9, and still falling. Apparently some people did get infected.
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No.417577
>>417576
You literally threw it away? Not even just hiding it somewhere hidden? What a waste!
>Uuuh, very few at this point! We've went from 36 to 9, and still falling. Apparently some people did get infected.
Wah, poor sods.
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No.417578
>>417577
Literally threw it in the trash! It wasn't as good as I'd hoped, and I was 2paranoid about my dad finding it while I was away or something.
Six people now! But the last weredonkey is dead. I had to get creative though, so uh now we're in the middle of a huge forest fire.
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No.417579
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>>417578
Ah well. Was it trashy to begin with? Or was it theoretically kinda good / actually good quality and you're just not into dildos?
>I had to get creative though, so uh now we're in the middle of a huge forest fire.
Kek, nice. Welcome to California.
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No.417580
>>417579
It was a very good dildo, tbh! Expensive-ish, nice-looking, good quality. Buuut it just didn't feel that great. Even though it was almost exactly the same size as master.
In California, people on fire don't run into the barracks! RIP my military equipment.
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No.417581
>>417580
Well, what a baka you are then! You could have donated it to some poor soul unable to afford one.
Well you don't know that. Rip indeed.
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No.417582
>>417581
It'd have to be someone with a pretty specific fetish to appreciate a used dildo! Even though I did use a condom on it every time, for hygiene's sake.
We're fine now, anyway! The fire is over, and all infected dwarves are dead. Success! Ish!
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No.417583
>>417582
Bah, just clean the thing properly, nothing will go wrong!
Survivors?
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No.417584
Killing monsters alone ;-; 7
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No.417585
>>417584
Hello. Can we go straight on to continue where we last stopped?
>>417524
>How about kneading your dough instead?
>>417528
>I'll have to think about that one also fug I had a good picture about dough and kneading
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No.417586
>>417585
Yea Mot posted the picture but it was about flour instead
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No.417587
>>417586
Oooooh, that one was it? >>417530
Can one even knead flour on its own? There has to be kneading otherwise it won't work.
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No.417588
>>417587
Go test it out for me and report back
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No.417589
>>417588
Maybe. Until then, Kneading Bit's Dough ever y Friday and Saturday Night is the name of the game. No cheating.
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No.417590
>>417589
No dough kneading! Back into the boiling pot with ya!
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No.417591
>>417583
Nothing will go wrong, but it's still icky!
Five! Three adults, one baby, and a visiting bard. Not much, in other words.
>>417590
Hi hi!
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No.417592
>>417590
Well if you refuse to have your gravy stirred and your dough kneaded, I'll have to insist on packing your fudge! -.-
>>417591
Idk, maybe! But when you think about it, it's hardly different from having sex with someone who had already had their dick in someone else before!
Dang. Is the bard going to leave, if he's just visiting?
>drunk
Wewew! X3
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No.417593
>>417592
Well, that's hardly fair! Dicks have skin and stuff, which rejuvenates! A dildo is just a dildo. Unless you, like, scrape off the outer layer of it before you sell it.
The bard is staying for a while, no clue how long he'll be here. Economy isn't really implemented yet besides for trading, so he'll just stay here as if he's being paid and eventually leave if he feels like it.
It happens!! Especially now that my tolerance has plummeted from drinking far less.
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No.417594
>>417593
Hmm, I guess that's a good point, but it still feels like my analogy is fair.
Ahh, I see. Does it take forever for them to spawn children, and for the children to grow up into adults?
What are you drunk on? I'm considering having something, problem is we don't have beer and I couldn't drink a whole bottle of wine by myself.
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No.417595
>>417594
Maybe, but that's only because sex is objectively disgusting.
Absolutely forever! Most of my fortresses don't get older than ten years or so, which takes maybe two months of frequent play. And dwarves can't work until they're 12 years old.
Just Christmas beer! The local variety, which is pretty good.
>couldn't drink a whole bottle of wine by myself
… I guess I still have a pretty high tolerance, then.
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No.417596
>>417591
Hey hey nerd
>>417592
Im only giving right now not receiving so pack all that up right now!
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No.417597
>>417596
>implying this is a nerd game
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No.417598
>>417595
Wah, unexpected!
Well fug, you're done for.
Sounds nice :3
More like I have pretty low!
>>417596
How about a good old Race of 69-ing? I propose two days during the work week, and multiple rounds on Saturdays and Sundays.
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No.417599
>>417598
Well, it is! All fluids and sweat and stuff. I'm sure if I were asexual it'd be absolutely revolting.
Yep! It's not like people are going to want to immigrate when they hear that most people who do die.
It's super nice! And yeah, that might be true. And I guess there's also the fact that I've lost weight due to poverty, which has lowered my tolerance even more.
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No.417600
>>417599
Th fluids are hot! Even if they smell funny. I mean, I personally have no strong feelings towards asexuals :^)
Rest in peace, Skandi's tribe.
O-oh, sorry to hear x_x
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No.417602
>>417597
If that isn't what is?! Are you that little archer?
>>417598
How about you just make me dinner instead because I haven't ate all day then ill knead your dough or whatever
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No.417603
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