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 No.417283 [View All]

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 No.417553

File: b762b346719dbc4⋯.jpg (544.64 KB,824x1500,206:375,__motoba_kirie_himouto_uma….jpg)

>>417552

hey that kind of lewdness isn't allowed in /lewd/

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 No.417554

File: fea33277d8b8d2f⋯.jpg (116.55 KB,365x365,1:1,sk1426890959890.jpg)

>>417551

How?

Then just use it then, you don't need your wrist!

>>417552

Oh, Dwarf Fortress! I've been playing it a lot again since it updated.

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 No.417555

File: 364cb3387cb1ae4⋯.gif (1.53 MB,800x909,800:909,tumblr_oxiyvadGak1snahtto1….gif)

>>417553

What kind is allowed then?

And well, you're offline in steam so what else am I supposed to do?!

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 No.417556

File: 399caffb5ed2cf1⋯.webm (1.58 MB,320x240,4:3,Cowboy Bebop OST 3 Blue -….webm)

>>417554

I guess I should have figured! I never played it ever, so maybe that's an excuse.

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 No.417557

File: 2b9e60d07448d32⋯.png (473.46 KB,1024x1024,1:1,__motoba_kirie_himouto_uma….png)

>>417554

was letting off steam with a punching bag. apparently i don't know how to punch with leftie.

too impatient. need some diccu playing too.

>>417555

talk about animal rights is the only allowed topic in /lewd/ now

oh yea, i rarely log on to steam anymore,

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 No.417558

File: b381b90d3e5b767⋯.webm (4.68 MB,480x360,4:3,Ben E. King - Stand By Me….webm)

>>417557

Wawawa, I never thought I'd live the day when Venla is the bully, but here it is.

Aw, how so? Do you use discord at least, maybe?

I need to walk the hound. You'd better still be here by the time I return!

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 No.417559

>>417558

im no bully!!

yea you have me added too lol. justy dont play much steam games

we'll seeeeeeeee

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 No.417560

File: 12e2b993f3f95a3⋯.png (361.33 KB,470x540,47:54,sk1426890959651.png)

>>417556

It makes sense, though, it's just that DF is so much on my mind these days that I didn't bother to clarify. And I disappeared for a bit now since my river froze over, and suddenly people had nothing to drink. But some quick mining led me to a cave that had water, so that bullet is dodged!

>>417557

>using a punching bag

Out of character!!!

Well, what about your other hand?

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 No.417561

>>417560

was very pissed off and remembered that there's one in the storage room of apartment.

well that's what i ended up doing. wasn't good though. sad life tbh

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 No.417562

File: e7106e14cce39fe⋯.jpg (187.8 KB,924x1019,924:1019,eating out 1471194933955.jpg)

>>417559

Well you forbidding lewdness on /lewd/ counts as mega bullying for all purposes.

Oh, yeah I do xwx Just don't have you in the recent X amount of conversations and you're offline too.

Let us see, now! The moment of truth!

>>417560

Wawa, well you should bother to clarify to people who don't know it's on your mind!

Yay or bullet dodging!

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 No.417563

File: a4b89db1911f6b4⋯.gif (166.83 KB,480x270,16:9,cri a4b89db1911f6b47707524….gif)

>>417561

I know your pain.

>tfw couldn't be used as Venven's fleshlight

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 No.417564

>>417562

it doesn't!

oh. so i am.

wooooooooooooo…

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 No.417565

File: ed319b9aba2bd40⋯.png (214.87 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959810.png)

>>417561

That is so completely alien to me.

This is why you should alternate fapping hands, so the other one doesn't get too bad at it, like I do!

>>417562

Yes yes, maybe!

Yep, it worked out! And just for the record, now it's snowing blood.

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 No.417566

>>417565

mum and alcohol can get pretty obnoxious

i prefer leftie. usually browse stuff with rigthie.

just use your butthole you prude.

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 No.417567

File: 0cd6f61016d31aa⋯.jpg (114.1 KB,510x700,51:70,cuddle 1467896337021.jpg)

>>417564

Ya it does, you little big bully!

Mhmm.

Yay, the truth is you are here! Cuddles?

>>417565

Definitely!

Kek, well that's totally different then!

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 No.417568

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 No.417569

File: e84a4f7d0c32beb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,689.42 KB,1000x1765,200:353,1447798460066.jpg)

>>417568

Wow… </3

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 No.417570

>>417569

oi

that's not related to animal rights

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 No.417571

File: 470cdb9158ec029⋯.png (223.46 KB,650x952,325:476,sk1426890959987.png)

>>417566

Ah, right.

I did try my butt a good few times, but I wasn't a fan! First I have to make sure I'm clean and all, and then get out lube and everything, and then it's not even all that great! The only time I've loved it is when master fucked me, which barely counts.

>>417567

Of course! Now it's all Christmassy! Kinda! Everything's covered in frozen blood, at least.

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 No.417572

File: 4a282f47bd9f053⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,67.33 KB,720x960,3:4,1444904360898-1.jpg)

>>417570

It's related to you, so good enough!

>>417571

Everybody has a happy glow,

let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow!

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 No.417573

File: 9a2dc82b16b3067⋯.png (67.75 KB,245x245,1:1,sk1426890960016.png)

>>417572

Well, a weredonkey attacked my fortress and killed seven of my dwarves, and now I'm not sure if any of my survivors are infected.

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 No.417574

>>417571

you need to lear first tbh. after that you just cant go back

>>417572

no

also i'll g o away writing hurts

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 No.417575

>>417573

Heh. How many have you got left ?

>>417574

;~; Good bye, sweet Finn, good bye.

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 No.417576

File: 9e0483a12638205⋯.png (233.2 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959832.png)

>>417574

I've thrown away my dildo anyway! It's not like I can use it while I'm sharing an apartment with someone.

>>417575

Uuuh, very few at this point! We've went from 36 to 9, and still falling. Apparently some people did get infected.

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 No.417577

>>417576

You literally threw it away? Not even just hiding it somewhere hidden? What a waste!

>Uuuh, very few at this point! We've went from 36 to 9, and still falling. Apparently some people did get infected.

Wah, poor sods.

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 No.417578

File: fdb884acb195503⋯.png (644.13 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959790.png)

>>417577

Literally threw it in the trash! It wasn't as good as I'd hoped, and I was 2paranoid about my dad finding it while I was away or something.

Six people now! But the last weredonkey is dead. I had to get creative though, so uh now we're in the middle of a huge forest fire.

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 No.417579

File: 7e7ac04018e3eb3⋯.png (Spoiler Image,352.32 KB,462x533,462:533,Mokou smiley very nice DQV….png)

>>417578

Ah well. Was it trashy to begin with? Or was it theoretically kinda good / actually good quality and you're just not into dildos?

>I had to get creative though, so uh now we're in the middle of a huge forest fire.

Kek, nice. Welcome to California.

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 No.417580

File: 0e6c19f6ea710d8⋯.jpg (221.48 KB,600x541,600:541,sk1426890959789.jpg)

>>417579

It was a very good dildo, tbh! Expensive-ish, nice-looking, good quality. Buuut it just didn't feel that great. Even though it was almost exactly the same size as master.

In California, people on fire don't run into the barracks! RIP my military equipment.

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 No.417581

File: 8c7a852083321eb⋯.gif (308.31 KB,500x300,5:3,... ... 29pvw4y.gif)

>>417580

Well, what a baka you are then! You could have donated it to some poor soul unable to afford one.

Well you don't know that. Rip indeed.

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 No.417582

File: bc2d66c95190d8b⋯.png (80 KB,244x444,61:111,sk1426890959898.png)

>>417581

It'd have to be someone with a pretty specific fetish to appreciate a used dildo! Even though I did use a condom on it every time, for hygiene's sake.

We're fine now, anyway! The fire is over, and all infected dwarves are dead. Success! Ish!

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 No.417583

>>417582

Bah, just clean the thing properly, nothing will go wrong!

Survivors?

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 No.417584

File: 473a63aa708645e⋯.png (1.01 MB,1315x1495,263:299,1512677892710.png)

Killing monsters alone ;-; 7

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 No.417585

File: 667abf36ce7614a⋯.jpg (47.62 KB,540x696,45:58,1467625281179.jpg)

>>417584

Hello. Can we go straight on to continue where we last stopped?

>>417524

>How about kneading your dough instead?

>>417528

>I'll have to think about that one also fug I had a good picture about dough and kneading

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 No.417586

File: 13f56862ab5a68c⋯.gif (2.79 MB,540x304,135:76,tumblr_inline_ozxxmtO43f1u….gif)

>>417585

Yea Mot posted the picture but it was about flour instead

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 No.417587

File: 8189e87588da316⋯.gif (62.44 KB,255x194,255:194,moar 1432192100364.gif)

>>417586

Oooooh, that one was it? >>417530

Can one even knead flour on its own? There has to be kneading otherwise it won't work.

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 No.417588

File: 24fc456d62aae12⋯.jpg (75.25 KB,450x600,3:4,c937386package.jpg)

>>417587

Go test it out for me and report back

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 No.417589

File: ec16cef11aa40ed⋯.jpg (48.68 KB,450x253,450:253,maid 48.jpg)

>>417588

Maybe. Until then, Kneading Bit's Dough ever y Friday and Saturday Night is the name of the game. No cheating.

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 No.417590

File: 63d8d62e68c9c6a⋯.jpg (99.67 KB,586x681,586:681,1512823442221.jpg)

>>417589

No dough kneading! Back into the boiling pot with ya!

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 No.417591

File: e4666950a060068⋯.png (474 KB,770x770,1:1,sk1426890959754.png)

>>417583

Nothing will go wrong, but it's still icky!

Five! Three adults, one baby, and a visiting bard. Not much, in other words.

>>417590

Hi hi!

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 No.417592

File: 6df1fbda24ad2cb⋯.gif (1.32 MB,500x280,25:14,mad 6Soqf85.gif)

>>417590

Well if you refuse to have your gravy stirred and your dough kneaded, I'll have to insist on packing your fudge! -.-

>>417591

Idk, maybe! But when you think about it, it's hardly different from having sex with someone who had already had their dick in someone else before!

Dang. Is the bard going to leave, if he's just visiting?

>drunk

Wewew! X3

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 No.417593

File: 6253b3782c4f25b⋯.jpg (63.27 KB,211x232,211:232,sk1426890960149.jpg)

>>417592

Well, that's hardly fair! Dicks have skin and stuff, which rejuvenates! A dildo is just a dildo. Unless you, like, scrape off the outer layer of it before you sell it.

The bard is staying for a while, no clue how long he'll be here. Economy isn't really implemented yet besides for trading, so he'll just stay here as if he's being paid and eventually leave if he feels like it.

It happens!! Especially now that my tolerance has plummeted from drinking far less.

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 No.417594

File: 21bf90c44cdc3e4⋯.jpg (525.65 KB,1100x1200,11:12,wine 21bf90c44cdc3e4d6283e….jpg)

>>417593

Hmm, I guess that's a good point, but it still feels like my analogy is fair.

Ahh, I see. Does it take forever for them to spawn children, and for the children to grow up into adults?

What are you drunk on? I'm considering having something, problem is we don't have beer and I couldn't drink a whole bottle of wine by myself.

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 No.417595

File: 909c6f0cb838039⋯.png (282.52 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959738.png)

>>417594

Maybe, but that's only because sex is objectively disgusting.

Absolutely forever! Most of my fortresses don't get older than ten years or so, which takes maybe two months of frequent play. And dwarves can't work until they're 12 years old.

Just Christmas beer! The local variety, which is pretty good.

>couldn't drink a whole bottle of wine by myself

… I guess I still have a pretty high tolerance, then.

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 No.417596

File: f2f9d7a2bc6f868⋯.jpg (246.17 KB,546x840,13:20,1512852833570.jpg)

>>417591

Hey hey nerd

>>417592

Im only giving right now not receiving so pack all that up right now!

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 No.417597

File: 087f712b6cbaa9b⋯.png (1.13 MB,2988x1876,747:469,Screen Shot 2017-12-09 at ….png)

>>417596

>implying this is a nerd game

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 No.417598

File: 975056f32d1403c⋯.webm (2.4 MB,1280x720,16:9,too chaste for you Danger….webm)

>>417595

Wah, unexpected!

Well fug, you're done for.

Sounds nice :3

More like I have pretty low!

>>417596

How about a good old Race of 69-ing? I propose two days during the work week, and multiple rounds on Saturdays and Sundays.

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 No.417599

File: 95918f1815cd519⋯.png (1.36 MB,1000x1000,1:1,sk1426890959979.png)

>>417598

Well, it is! All fluids and sweat and stuff. I'm sure if I were asexual it'd be absolutely revolting.

Yep! It's not like people are going to want to immigrate when they hear that most people who do die.

It's super nice! And yeah, that might be true. And I guess there's also the fact that I've lost weight due to poverty, which has lowered my tolerance even more.

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 No.417600

File: e01309df3dbcfa5⋯.gif (37.86 KB,361x200,361:200,worry 200_s.gif)

>>417599

Th fluids are hot! Even if they smell funny. I mean, I personally have no strong feelings towards asexuals :^)

Rest in peace, Skandi's tribe.

O-oh, sorry to hear x_x

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 No.417602

File: bf8eb74c022c21b⋯.png (375.06 KB,640x480,4:3,(B-A)Great_Teacher_Onizuka….png)

>>417597

If that isn't what is?! Are you that little archer?

>>417598

How about you just make me dinner instead because I haven't ate all day then ill knead your dough or whatever

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 No.417603

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