/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

bum rash

>>265243

HA ! Jokes on you, I have to go to Cenno today

>>265246

chuck a sickie

>>265236

Wh..what happens when the bum rash is at the BEGINING of the thread ?

>>265247

Nah, I have to go there 'cos I chucked a sickie on putting my jobs in

Any more and it'll get confusing

>>265248

anal gape

>>265250

gape rhymes with rape

>>265251

the drape matches the gay rape

13 degrees today in Shitbourne, very quiet at the slavepits today, all the wagies are standing around awaiting further instructions from Mr. Shekelstein. The end of the working day is so near, yet so far.

>>265252

you can tape the gape after rape

>>265215

I'm going to specify that only non executive NEETs can lean on me

I have a bad knee

>>265255

Words like this threaten to tear up the Joondalup Dans Carpark Treaty and end skele/executive friendship for good

>>265256

I was there when that was signed

One of the execs ate my leg

>>265225

You shouldn't have eaten those oysters.

fucking possums ! one almost pissed on me when i got home last night. They have been loud cunts on my roof waking me up too. Started throwing rocks at it and lost my bluetooth headphones…. freaked out couldnt found them thought i left them in the park rage reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just found them this morning …

PHYSICAL REMOVAL IMMINENT

>>265260

An old thread has this picture with a barbell.

>>265262

imagine being a Quokka.

It needs "protection" THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT

>>265263

they're basically boong possums

>>265264

SOYBOY BETA CUCK MARSUPIAL

I don't feel too bad. A bit hungover.

Might sleep some more.

No message from work about my absence yet.

Moderately comfy

>>265258

lol, that might be it.

>>265266

I haven't had a call from work yet either.

Strange.

Nowhere in this does it explain what they do.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019-05-01/fresh-milk-breakthrough-offers-60-day-fridge-shelf-life/11062284?WT.ac=localnews_southeastsa

Boss called and said to have a good day and watch some netflix.

>>265271

They're going to let you go this week

Doing a maths assignment again. Got another mid semester test for a different subject too. Doing well. Did the dishes too.

>>265272

They will never let me go.

>>265273

hows bragging camp going

>>265269

see the board css for more info

>>265263

All animals need protection from chad humans

>>265277

So that's where the wanks go.

First cold morning of the year. Have brought the heater out. I filled the green bin with weeds. I washed my fingerless gloves and beanie. And it isn't even noon yet. I don't know how the wagies do it.

What should I have for lunch?

>>265281

A litre of water and a handful of diet pills.

>>265281

diet coke

>>265281

give me your lunch, I lost my credit card and have no food

Having a break

Aboriginal Health

>>265287

aboriginal anus

>>265287

UNNA

>>265281

Three steaks and a vat of mashed potato and gravy

>>265290

>potato and gravy

mmm that tickles my fancy.

>>265291

good winter food

>>265292

Think I might just go get a hunger tamer box.

>>265293

Take over the store

devour everything

Be the Executive

>>265291

Vile

>>265294

Imagine being a HJ franchisee.

>>265296

Once you see how the sausages get made you lose your desire to eat sausages.

>>265295

Is the potato and gravy or the fancy tickling vile ?

>>265297

This is true.

Worked at KFC for 6 months 25 years ago and never eaten it once since.

NEET fast food business when

Every holidays we'll go out on the NEETboat

I am struggling with this no internet situation. I don't know what to do with myself. This phone posting is no substitute. It is so hard to even read and reply to posts.

Hopefully if I stay strong after a few days I will adjust and form a new routine.

>>265295

It's how they were supposed to be eaten.

>>265297

Depends on who's sausage.

>>265301

I tend to spaz out and do no internet for a month every few months some of you may have even noticed

It kinda works, I get more done in that time then I'm back here again

Not the best solution but it sorta works

>>265300

We need a bakery in Midura then franchise it out and have it in every state where each state has a different range dependent on their local produce.

Goanna sausage rolls in NT.

>>265301

It is forced, the only way I can see it happening is if it naturally happens. Like how we stop playing vidya, it just happened.

>>265304

What brings you back?

>>265307

Lust

Nah,lol, I like you guys just my brain goes funny and it's best I don't shit on the bit of the internet I like then

>>265308

>Lust

>Nah,lol,

YOu can admit it.

Going to go get a hunger tamer box and take doggo for a walk.

Intermittent NEETlyfe is awesome.

>>265310

Have fun.

I honestly wish there was better options for employment than full time or none

I'd quite like 2 12 hour shifts a week, I can get by on bugger all but the only part time work is drongo work usually

Fuck, the toothache just got significanty worse

Having an ibuprofen

Fuck, last thing I remember it was Friday night and I was rocking up to Dans.

The rest is a bit of a blur.

>>265316

stop posting american possums

>>265314

Other memories are superfluous anyway

>>265301

Just find ways to fill the void for a few weeks and the urge will die out

I like potatoes. Do you like potatoes? I like potatoes.

I made some curried mince with kidney beans, ended up adding too much salt and garlic. What fixed that? Mixing it with mashed potatoes. Thank you potatoes.

I like potatoes because they taste inoffensive but they fill the void inside of me quickly

>>265301

Why no internet? Just grow some potatoes instead.

>>265304

How are we meant to notice when you're not here considering you're just another anon?

>>265325

I like potatoes because potatoes like me.

>>265327

And we like you because the potatoes like you

>>265312

That's called part time. There's also casual.

HJ staff in peak NEET hours are terrible. She forgot the order twice. Also dero cunts seem to be out and about at the moment.

>>265314

Going to give up being a mong and have another 1 week hiatus from self destructive behaviour?

>>265315

Poor guy.

I just spent 45 minutes walking in a park with my dog in the sun and eating fast food.

>>265318

>satay

One of the NEETs said that causes the shits.

>>265331

Yeah. Might have a 6 pack at most tonight to help me sleep, then its back to the grind.

Hate to say it but I might just not be able to do moderation. Might have to limit myself to once a fortnight or so I reckon

A lot of NEETs are potatoes.

>>265334

You should get a job working in the mines. Every two weeks you get to come back and blow it all up your nose. Plus while you're up there it's too much effort going x k's to the local town for a drink after 8-12 hours working.

>>265326

>How are we meant to notice when you're not here

>just another anon?

tsk tsk

>>265337

>tsk tsk

Reminds me of the breath spray fad of the early nineties.

Thinking about pingers

Normally at work, I would be acknowledging that it's half way thro

Half way through writing that I got a call from them.

>>265340

They havent even messaged me yet.

A bit worrying.

>>265255

The skele up-rising begins with (You)

>>265269

I wouldn't drink that milk. Why don't the chinks just buy some fucking dairy cows.

>>265287

An absolutely beauty, how much?

>>265315

Whiote dog

Oh man this toothache is just fucked

>>265341

You should've called them.

>>265342

>I wouldn't drink that milk.

why not?

I don't understand how its different to regular milk.

Going to try make being frugal my new thing

>>265320

gonna take a punt

coles brand migoreng?

>>265347

nevermind I scrolled up

>>265346

But you can get so many good things with money,

my teacher signed her email with xx

>>265346

I need to get back to my frugal ways. I have become profligate.

>>265350

Sue for sexual harrassment.

>>265350

You wont be able to look at her/him the same now.

>>265351

Garlic bread wont buy itself.

>>265351

What have you been wasting money on?

Takeout is my biggest drain

>>265350

she wants you

>>265345

>I don't understand how its different to regular milk.

That's why I wouldn't, no fucking clue what preservatives they're adding. I'm against highly processing foods for the sake of longer storage time. I'm fine with pasteurising milk for the sake that it makes it safer to drink. Another point is I'd rather get foods locally, there's no need to import/export shit other then financial gain.

>>265357

According to the article, they don't add anything. I think they just pressurise it.

I couldn't really work out what was done, it didn't explain it very well.

>>265346

Me too. It's amazing how not living on neetbux ups your spending

going for a ride

Feel like going to Daniels

>>265358

Weird, pressurising makes sense though, I believe removing the oxygen would flow the fermentation process.

Still fucking strange.

Might have a nap in front of the telly.

>>265363

Yeah, I'm pretty interested in what they do but that story had next to no info.

>>265362

have a (You)

>>265366

You need a holder for an iron bar

>>265365

Surprised they wouldn't just reference/link the scientific article from where the research has come about.

>>265366

It's still on aboriginal land

>>265366

Rich cunt

>>265368

i know a guy with a tire iron zipp-tied to the seat tube. That is rather effective. Cops have even questioned him about it.,

I have a knife. Its was with me at the time. I just need to remember to use it next time before i get into trouble.

Can I ring Centrelink to see how my claim process is going?

>>265373

Yep.

You'll wait on hold for 3 hours then they'll tell you to check online.

>>265370

my bum is on aboriginal land

>>265374

So no then lol. Fair enough, just getting impatient having to wait until the 15th which is their estimate.

>>265377

what about triplets?

>>265377

Kek, whats that from ?

>>265378

triplets are a myth

>>265381

photoshop

>>265382

If I photoshopped it they'd have huge tits though

>>265383

and huge penises

>>265384

Lol, no, I'm not into anime

anyone itt have depression

>>265386

I'm doing alright actually, yourself ?

>>265386

Yes.

>>265386

Depression is a meme but yes

>>265355

Food, including take away. And various online shopping binges buying stupid stuff.

>meet girl at year 10 formal

>friend of a friend

>only saw her the once

>wasn't interested in me

>half a decade later

>still obsessed and think about her constantly

>fuck up relationships with other girls because of it

I spent maybe a few minutes talking to her in total and I can't stop thinking about her, it's killing me.

>>265391

I told /fit/ a few years ago but they just told me to grow up and move on, I've been meaning to tell you lot about it but I've been putting it off.

>>265391

Sounds like you're in love with an ideal

>>265392

Grow up and move on.

wank

>>265393

Yeah, I know it isn't her but I'm away from her so it isn't like I can be around her to shatter the illusion in my head. I occasionally get these little flashes where I think about her having a boyfriend or a husband and I have the physical reaction of being angry even though I feel calm in my head.

>>265395

I had a depressed wank to some pictures of a different girl at uni that sort of looks like her.

>>265396

tbh it sounds a bit like you're wallowing in it

>>265397

There's a hapa girl that volunteers at my op shop that I like. Can't wank though because I'm wankrupt

>>265398

I'm aware of that, I just don't know how to stop. Being with other girls doesn't make it better, nor does goon. I've been telling myself I'll meet someone better but seeing a happy couple just fucking kills me inside.

>>265399

I can loan you some wanks to get you out of wank strife.

>>265400

are you depressed?

what is a good breakfast cereal bros

>>265403

fruit loops

Worked today for 8 hours

Having a beer

>>265391

I can kind of relate, in year 12 there was this beautiful girl I fancied, she was in year 10 I think. I ended up spending a lot of time with her during lunch and our feelings were obviously mutual. I remember her approaching me one time, throwing her arms around me, looking into my eyes for a while, I ended up hugging her. She laughed and her friend kept calling me gay after that. I should have kissed her and had a relationship but I was dwelling on an ex and thought 2-3 years was too big of an age gap at time time. I think about her a lot, I assume she is now in a relationship.

It's often the ones that get away that we dwell on due to the assumptions of what could have been.

Eh, hopefully in time you'll move on.

>>265403

All-Bran.

>>265404

Might as well dilute 100g of sugar in milk.

>>265406

Having a cuppa

>>265402

Yeah

>>265409

Lovely.

>>265403

Puffed wheat.

PUFFED WHEAT NEET

Puffed meat

puffed vulva

Having a grape

Having an ape

Having a crepe

a q p

w

having a gape

Wonder how monk is feeling after his pinga + beer binge

>>265421

Bit lousy, otherwise ok. Didn't end up going to that chicks place.

Bought a 2L goon cask, still no message from work. Not really in the mood for drinking though.

>>265422

I always felt like hell coming down from eccies, restless, fidgety and depressed

>>265423

Yeah I'm not sure why I don't feel like that.

Last time I took pills was a few years ago at some weird warehouse rave, that would have been meth for sure. Come down was so brutal.

Having a volunteer

>>265425

Really? after work?

Why.

>>265426

Have nothing else to do

>>265427

(You) could be wanking right now

>>265424

One of my m8s years ago was selling pills due to NEETdom, he gave us these caps that made us trip the fuck out, think it was MDA or 2c-something, the energy from it was intense and when you closed your eyes it was like something out of that movie tron.

>>265428

I'm wankrupt

>>265430

that doesn't stop you from procuring new wanks

>>265430

You are going to need to have a trustee appointed to watch over your wankaccount for 7 years.

>>265432

That's how wank theft occurs

For some reason I'm waiting until its dark until I have a wank

>>265433

If he's declaring wankruptcy, they need to make sure he has no wanks hidden.

Thinking about stimulant drugs

>>265434

You're ashamed and think darkness hides all

>>265434

Shadow wank

Someone or something keeps stealing my wanks

>>265439

Better call the wank police

I was a victim of wank theft in the early hours of Monday morning last week. Woke up in the shower after throwing up to find that all my wanks had been stolen and was left with a pile of wet clothes to clean up

>>265441

Did you also have a sore bum?

snitches get stitches

Reported the incident to the wank police but they don't bother following up on petty wank thieveries. They only go after the big time wank smugglers

>>265444

That's a terrible feel. That little moment where you aren't sure if the brainlet behind you is going to run up your arse in response is no fun either.

>>265445

Well i hope they catch them and return your wanks.

>>265446

I accidentally left it in 3rd after I came a stop, and since the stick is forward felt like I was in 1st, go to take off, extreme shuddering and the engine dies lol.

Wank complete. Now I'm sweaty

>>265447

>Well i hope they catch them and return your wanks

As it just so happens I've got a few wanks I can sell cheap …

They fell off the back of a NEET

>>265449

hmmm

There is nothing wrong with 2nd hand wanks

Some NEETs find it hard to make ends meet

>>265451

Some quality 2nd hand wanks at wankconverters.

Also wankday loans are pretty good, they even accept wankrupts **interest is a little high though*

>>265452

Yeah, nah, I dunno

I've seen pajeets in there

Wouldn't want to have a 2nd hand curry wank accidently

>>265455

Nothing wrong with a spicy curry wank.

>>265456

Till you start thinking about armpits

>>265422

Get your shit together.

>>265457

God, I can only get so erect.

>>265458

I'm doing fine.

NOOTs I have a confession to make.

This morning when I was getting ready for work my freshly laundered jeans wouldn't button up. I had to wear last weeks jeans.

I have put on more weight.133kg up from 130kg on Jan 1.

I am just going to drink beer for the rest of the week and no food, like that bongland guy who gave up food for Lent.

>>265460

I suppose it's all relative.

>>265462

Your mum is all relative

>>265461

Fug

>>265461

>I am just going to drink beer for the rest of the week and no food

You will die m8

Just cut out snacks and walk half an hour a day

>>265465

>You will die m8

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6892517/Ohio-man-beer-diet-Lent-dropped-34-pounds-starting-fast-Ash-Wednesday.html

>>265465

>You will die m8

he should die

>>265467

A deplorable post.

>>265466

If man could run on beer alone boongs wouldn't be boongs

>>265461

How many calories are in one of your bottled goon's?

>>265470

1.4 standard calories

>>265467

Incredibly obnoxious remark.

Fruity anal vapours

vapourised anal fruit

My wank was to amateur Asian anal porn, if anyone wants to know.

Found this one girl who looks a lot like the misso. Mixed feelings.

>>265471

Only drink half and you would've only gained 1.5 kg.

>>265475

Brittany White does that for me.

>>265475

Your baby is a centrefold

>>265475

Ask your misso if you can wank to her exposed buthole next time.

>>265477

google says shes not white

>>265480

I already have a picture of that, and yes I have wanked to it.

>>265475

I found a porn star that looked REALLY like

my ex a while back

So much so I wanted to get back with her and piss in her face, pornography corrupts

>>265479

Nice, you having some mindies after a long day of gooncycling?

>>265461

If you get any larger you'll be unable to wank

>>265482

HOT

>>265485

Real Executives can have sex with their own stomach

And no-one even notices

>>265487

I am always in awe of the fat people photos where they are completely naked but you can't see any rude bits

>>265488

Fag

>>265489

It applies to women too

Did bumble neet from last night fuck that gook?

>>265484

> some

Try a whole box at once

> mindies

Never heard of that one to be honest

Second hand wankshop

Virtual wank market

Chinese sweatshop rip off wanks

Haute wankology.

>>265496

>rip off wanks

hot

>>265496

>tfw you want to have a wank to a hot white chick and end up wanking to a fat old gook instead

>>265499

I see many executive boomers who know a similar feel late in life

>>265499

Gross

>>265499

hot

If the Liberals win the unemployed will only be allowed one wank a week while thinking about ugly people

>>265503

and they'll only be allowed to buy goon from Craig

And Labor offers the same but you think about migrants

>>265505

hot

If the Greens win you have to wank off an asylum seeker each day while apologising to them, in addition to giving them anything you may own (wealth redistribution).

>>265492

Nah. I'll try again tonight.

Might just invite other birds over, see if I can get any bites. Worth a shot

If Clive wins we all have to have sex with pies

>>265509

You traditional boong

>>265509

How many ciggies did those set you back?

>>265512

None, i made them

>>265508

Go get em lad

>>265513

gay

>>265515

Vile post

>>265516

Nah you're gay you white cunt

>>265515

He looks like a rapper

did the boongs somehow fail to discover flint sparks?

>>265518

MC Onion

>>265515

Don't even fuckin think about it cunt.

You defile old mate Tone's image and I'll defile ya mums arsehole.

>>265521

My Hi-Lux would make short work of him and the fence.

>>265507

Who do they think about while you do it?

>>265524

6 year old girls of course.

>>265519

Nope they used them in the Kimberleys, uncultured white dog.

>>265521

At that size everything probably comes before he can

>>265526

Did they take a patent out or somehow fail to tell all the other boongs?

>>265528

It wasn't available Australia wide but was probably traded. What did you make white nigger?

>>265530

Now that's a campaign slogan I'd vote for in a heart beat

>>265529

White niggers made the technology you're using to post your pro-boong shit.

>>265532

Yeah thats true, your point being?

>>265533

I made a big poo

>>265535

very good

Volunteered today for 2 hours

>>265535

well bannered

>>265538

What are your plans for the evening?

Voluntary wank exchange

>>265541

inequal power dynamics mean wank exchanges are never truly voluntary

I am feeling completely desperate to stick my dick in a female tonight

>>265542

Hmmm

>>265535

Noice

>>265540

More bike track goon and some Guzman GOmez spicy chicken nacho fries. Then sneak a spliff at the botanic gardens then ride home and catch a lift to the Sunshine Coast and chill with mates on the highway

>>265543

possum has some free time now his internet is cut off

>>265542

What if …… you're so drunk you can't remember having the wank ?

>>265537

Based autistic audiophileNEET

Personally I don't find FLAC quality better enough in comparison to other file-types to solidify using it.

The increased file size is too great for my poorNEET hard-drives. Perhaps in the future when I upgrade my shit I'll convert.

>>265548

you cou;ldn't consent to the wank you rape wanker

>>265550

They do call it self abuse

>>265543

Keep us updated sexually fustrated neet

>>265537

How many hours of music? I have 180

>>265548

Then you have been drugged and molested by the proprietor that supplied your alcoholic beverages

>>265549

>>265552

The DAP in the picture supports DSD 256 (1bit / 11.2 Megahertz) I have a few albums that are reel to real transfers and are 6 Gigabytes each !

> maximum autism

Tooth ache has gotten so bad I can barely chew

Can't afford a dentist yet, what can I do? Will they give me pain med at te hospital?

>>265555

t-thank you boong wizard

>>265555

Bless you boong wizzy, I'll stroke one out in your honour.

Boong Wizzy gave his life to clear all our wank debts

>>265555

Fuck you boong magician

>>265560

Careful m8, I've seen boong wizzy make a lizard appear out a fat chicks bum

oyster poo stain

>>265556

I told you booong ! I just been through a month of hell

Right now just go to the kitchen and bite a raw clove of garlic with the tooth it calms it a lot !

If there is a pharmacy open go there now and get some RIKODEINE cough syrup it has codeine in it and is very strong

Tommorrow use your neet card to visit a doctor for free and get some panadeine forte and try and get him to ring up then free dental health clinic they can squeeze you in trust me

I won't post this again you boong - FUCKING DO IT

>>265556

Time to get the pliers out mate.

4Corners tonight: IT students didn’t know how to use a computer: What happens when universities waive standards.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-06/universities-lowering-english-standards/11063626

>>265565

>IT students didn’t know how to use a computer

What a time to be alive.

>>265566

>but .. but … I'm real good at facebook

>>265565

I wish women would do the same

Wank hustler

>having an Easter Chicken Period

Hank Wustler

>>265563

Also RE: dental pain it not the tooth it's an infection causing the pain. All mouthwash is shit. It's toxic waste. GO to the pharmacy and buy some hydrogen peroxide 6% -> use it was mouthwash it nukes everything and will solve 90% of dental problems. I have been using it daily for 2 years.

BUY SOME NOW

>>265572

If it solves 90% of dental problems, why are your teeth fucked?

>>265573

lel

>>265573

Missing the point this much and projecting

>>265575

>projecting

Do you have a licence for that homosexual son ?

UberWanks

Wankeroo

>>265576

Do you have a medical certificate for your autism?

>>265562

I don't have my pursed lips disapproving Pepe on this phone.

>>265575

Not projecting, just skeptical of miracle claims, if a tooth has decay, it's pretty much fucked, although I have heard that you might be able to "heal" said tooth by brushing twice daily (which you should be doing regardless) and cutting down on sugar.

Other than that my teeth are okay, I've had one filling in my life.

>>265581

Eat cum twice a day it whitens teeth

>>265579

I wish, I am but a lowly non-DSP NEET

>>265582

You sound like you've had many fillings in your life

shitty gen tonight

laters

>>265556

Also RE: Bad tooth don't fuck around just get it pulled. Don't stress about money. I got a $200 voucher from the dental health care clinic. Went to a private dentist and I got it pulled and it shouldn't cost anyone more that $200 for a tooth extraction. It's. it that expensive and it's not a big deal. They give you a needle and twist it out. You won't feel a thing. Took me 2 days to recover before some boongs knocked another of teeth out for free. BASED BOONGS

>>265585

Indeed this is what you get with low iq spergs

>>265577

>UberWanks

>your wank gets delivered by a smelly pajeet fro $8.40

>>265584

Yes daddy

>>265587

>projecting this hardingly

>>265586

Was it a good tooth they knocked out?

>>265590

He's a high IQ sperg

>>265590

😍

>>265589

Post elbow.

I want buds

>>265595

we are your buds

>>265594

Just have to ask my bf first

>>265597

hmmm

>>265596

I'm not smoking you m8

j..john ?

>>265599

Oh, I thought you meant buddies

>>265600

Fuck buddies

>>265601

hmmm

>>265573

>>265573

Working in the mines in my 20s and not taking care of myself. Lots of alcohol a little speed in my youth. Smoking ciggies and just being a NEET the last few years and not being able to afford getting shit fixed.

My teeth are fine just had a rear one that got a temporary filling and turned really bad recently. IT was just a painful drawn out saga.

The amphetamine / tooth meme are real the gear draws all the calcium out of you body. I know one guy in his 30's who has had all his teeth pulled and uses a full set of dentures !

aboriginal anal toothache

aboriginal anal escape

>>265603

> I know one guy in his 30's who has had all his teeth pulled and uses a full set of dentures !

fug

>>265607

>Fare badly low intelligence faggots

Thank you!

>>265607

Just had a good wank.

Gonna have a wank, listen to some Mac Demarco and do that uni work that was due yesterday. Then its goon time.

Think I'll call back that mob offering me a job for $31/h

I drink only the finest milk, freshly squeezed from big lactating unna titties

>>265565

I saw that, funny times.

>>265580

pursed lips posso

>>265585

Cum on your teeth creates a zinc plated sparkle.

Would you have known that otherwise?

>>265610

I didn't understand either.

Having some party quiches for din dins.

3 Lorraine's and three spinach's.

Having a beef soup for dinner

I can't believe you all let me disconnect my internet. I'm drowning here.

>>265621

It will do you good, suck it up for a week or 2 and see how you feel after that

>>265621

You remind me of monk.

All day on the line and my gloves and beanie are still damp.

Almost time for my second dinner.

Car rego due, $375 + $700 for the green slip.

>>265621

Learn to swim

>>265626

farck

>>265627

see you down in Arizona Bay

I am dreaming of a big garlic bread binge tomorrow night when my cennobux come in.

>>265626

Have a wank

>>265630

Decadent

>>265630

I forgot it's payweek Yay….

big boong bum

Had my first wank of the day

Some NEETs can't afford to own their own wanks, they have to lease them out from wanklords

Cat needs to do a poo.