/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

The corned beef is simmering in the pot…

>>295553

>I know more than one of you has embraced the Asian insect hive apartment lifestyle.

I have a back yard and never go in it during the working week. I think the insect unit life makes you go out more often in the community, which is what I have heard online from people living in smaller shoe boxes in Asian countries.

I do not think anyone answered my question yesterday, but what happened to the NEET who bought land and was building on it?

It sounded like an interesting adventure.

>>295562

Maybe the loneliness and isolation drove him to suicide.

>>295561

I am not sure that I buy that apartment life makes people go out into the community more.

>>295555

What a fucking waste of digits

>>295561

Someone who lives in a shoebox here

That is by no means true, I only know one guy who lives here and knew no one who lived at my last place

>>295564

Yes, it probably doesn't in all cases, but the stories I read were about people who wanted to stay sane. They said that opening the door to your only living space can get a bit overwhelming.

My nearest neighbour is about 600m away

I talk to him maybe 10 times a year

>>295568

Rural NEET?

>>295569

More city outskirts NEET

I am really noticing the burning oil smell when I drive now. Especially when I get out of the car. I think I am going to have to get that leaking rocker cover gasket replaced sooner rather than later.

Part of me is tempted to pay the $690 I was quoted just because my anxiety flares up at the thought of finding a new mechanic when I am familiar with this one and how their system works.

>>295570

Weber who lives in his rich boy mansion?

>>295573

very nice words neet

>>295572

10K who lives in his weird run down drug shack

>>295574

>>295573

Now kiss

>>295572

Weber lives in one of the shittiest suburbs in the whole country.

>>295577

I'll fight my suburbs boongs against Webers suburbs boongs any day

>>295578

Weber's white ice addicts would wipe the floor with any mob of gooned up boongs.

>>295571

I can get a quote for you tomorrow, just to see if it is any lower which I think it will be.

>>295578

>tfw no boongs in my suburb

>>295579

I dunno m8, my local boongs think bricks are a handy accessory

It'd be bloody good fun to watch though

>>295577

Yes but he lives in the nicest house, just like how I live in the worst house in my nice suburb

can you please stop discussing me like i'm not even here

>>295582

>A Nyanjartaa Man sucking Tony Abbott's Penis - 2019 (colourized)

>>295580

That would be good mate if it isn't any trouble. Make sure you tell them about how it is a V6 engine and needs the intake manifold removed to get at the gaskets.

>>295582

Your boong wizard looks like he's sucking cock

>>295584

Webby I'll talk about your Outdoor Patio all I want

>>295590

¡MUY CALIENTE!

Having a calzone

>>295596

You are going to get fat.

>Dear Centrelink

>I did not attend work for the dole today as I was busy drawing penises on pictures of aboriginals.

>Give me more money you fat cunts.

> A NEET

>>295595

>>295594

>>295598

>> A NEET

*Kind Regards, NEET

>>295600

Ah, I forgot me manners

>>295552

I don't talk to my family or have any close friends which is why I shall debauch.

>>295603

Where do the boongs get all the semen for their body paint ?

>>295605

Well it depends case by case but in that picture all the white is from Tony, hence why the hot boong chick finds it funny while the guy has the face of existential dread

>>295605

They put in successful wankive title claims.

>>295586

Yeah it's no hassle, I can do it myself, just have to look up the service manual for a Hyundai Santa Fe 2.7L G6BA which will then tell me how many hours it should take to replace the rocker covers so you just multiply the hours by the hourly rate then I'll ask the parts interpreter how much a rocker cover gasket kit is for a 6BGA engine and then you have your price.

>>295606

>the guy has the face of existential dread

>tfw confronted by Big Tones Massive Balls

>thinking about shire's muscly arms gently cradling the service manual

>>295611

You need to get more grammatically correct fantasies m8

>>295608

My guess will be about 3 hours labour so $90 x 3 and probably $120 for an original Hydundai gasket kit, so all up around $420

>>295608

> i am blessed i dont have to remember asian engine model numbers past the year 2000….

>>295608

Are the work hours quoted for jobs usually legit? Or does a mechanic working for 8 hours a day usually end up billing people for more than that many hours of work?

>>295616

Depends if they're a cunt or not

Most are medium cuntish

>>295614

Are you saying you know all engine numbers for Jap cars before 2000

>>295616

Well they can set the hourly rate to whatever they want if they run the business, they also mark up parts prices.

>>295616

a job is worth what its worth to you to do it … its just business dont think too deep about it

>>295618

> he knows the engine model number of a nissan 300ZX….

>>295619

Do mechanics stock parts at their premises or do they go out and get them from somewhere else once they know what they will need for their jobs that day?

>>295618

I often also have no idea what the fuck he is trying to say

>>295618

I know just about all of them from 1985 up to 2008.

>>295620

VG30DE and VG30DETT for the twin turbo, also used in the Nissan Maxima of the same time period.

>>295623

What engine number did my old mazda 323 have

>>295621

If it's an independent small mechanic they will order parts from a parts shop or directly from dealer ships for EOM parts, Dealerships have everything ready, if the car is a different make from the dealership we go to a parts shop and get whats needed.

>>295621

>do they go out and get them from somewhere else

its what apprentices are for and do all day

>>295623

the twin turbos were trash and they handled like a freaking sofa bed and were heavy slow pieces of shit …. but gosh darn my friend had a t-top model fresh out of high school and them girlz be mirin it…

>>295608

>the service manual

Is that a paper book or is it all digital these days?

>>295625

I ran despatch for REPCO's central warehouse here for a while.

Fucking amazing how many parts go I and out a day even for a city small as Perth.

>>295624

What year? could be an E series, B series engine or Z series.

>>295612

that was grammatically correct

>>295630

Hmmm

You should have said muscular

And why would he cradle the book ?

>>295626

>the twin turbos were trash and they handled like a freaking sofa bed and were heavy slow pieces of shit …. but gosh darn my friend had a t-top model fresh out of high school and them girlz be mirin it…

They were more of a GT car, go on long trips and stuff in comfort and a bit of sportiness, fast for the time though.

>>295627

All on laptops these days, but we still have books and stuff.

>>295631

look nigger i don't have time for your shit

>>295624

i actually like 90's mazda alot… they were really good cars … not too sure about [current year]

>>295633

M8, don't be like that

All I'm saying is sexual fantasies about Shire should be written correctly or not at all

Can you drive one of those little Honda Jazz size cars on long trips at high speeds? Or are they not really meant to go out of the city?

>>295635

>not at all

This is the correct answer.

Want a 300ZX now https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/1989-nissan-300zx-22-z32-manual/SSE-AD-6114209/?Cr=5

>>295634

90s Mazdas were boring as shit, apart from the RX-7s, new Mazdas are good.

>>295636

Yes they will sit on 110km/h comfortably.

>>295639

Are they safe in a high speed crash?

>>295637

I personally refrain from fantasising about other NEETs except for Cruisey and his missus doing master/slave stuff

It's not morally correct.

>>295640

They probably have one of the best safety ratings in their class.

>>295638

I liked my 90s mazda, it was shit but it was good shit that you can throw around and have a lot of confidence in while driving

>>295632

My friend almost killed me in his 300ZX in 2005

He spun out in an industrial area, mounted the gutter and my passenger side door missed a power pole by a half a car length ….

wrecked all suspension and controll arms

> 300ZX is a cursed car….

R33 skylines though gave me nothing but joy….. Blessed Car ..

Also it should be noted with car safety, they only crash cars at like 65km/h into those offset barriers, I would say anything over 100km/h, even in the safest of cars is probably going to result in 50% or more chance of death, if you had like a head with another car or something.

>>295638

>90s Mazdas were boring as shit,

You could rape them and they would not break … so much fun to learn to drive in ….

>>295643

this

t. KH Ford Laser (that was actually a rebadged mazda 323)

>>295645

What is the best communist car ?

>>295643

Yeah they were good cars, but a little bland in the styling department, same can be said with Toyota.

Need some cocaine

>>295650

M8, we could build a mini commune in one of those

>>295651

Great off roaders too.

>>295649

You do not.

>>295654

Fiat 126, I know a lot of them were built in eastern bloc countries.

>>295655

Ah, may have the wrong pic from Google then

She had a Niki, Polish car

Need to sell that other NEET some cocaine

>>295656

Yeah it's the same thing, NSM Niki I think, they were the ones produced in Poland and sold in Australia.

>>295658

FSM*

We once had a car with three seats in the front. There was no gear shifter or shit like that in the middle. Our car got stolen and tipped upside down out in the bush so they could steal a valuable part.

>>295658

It was funny, her husband is 6' 4"

When he sat in the front his chin was on his knees

>>295660

Bench seat, gear shifter on the steering column, most cars were like that up until the 80s.

>>295661

lol

I enjoy my backyard because mowing the lawn gives me something to do on the weekends. I don't really spend any time there though

>>295663

I've been meaning to buy comfy furniture for my backyard for 5 years now

>>295664

Me too, one of those sun chairs might turn me into a phoneposting neet during the summer

I am going to buy a lounger chair from Bunnings ($100) and put it out in my shed. I can't go in the backyard itself because it is too exposed to neighbour's stares. But the shed is still pretty outdoorsy with the door open.

>>295666

If you put it in the yard and lie on it naked you may never see your neighbour again

> TFW when you will never own a 20B rotary

Should I be worried about buying a 6 year old car that has done 170,000 kms?

>>295669

Yes, get it checked out first.

>>295668

Rotary engines are amazing.

>>295671

That is a nice photo.

Want my boy Cruisey home for a comfy catch up and some sexual banter.

>>295676

Those greens look a little overdone.

>>295676

Looks good. That dessert looks likely to be the star of the show.

>>295679

where do you want them?

>>295680

Orally

>>295681

Well bantered.

>>295680

Anally.

>>295677

I prefer them overdone

>>295678

Yes the dessert was much better than the main

I thought I'd try nurofens eating method with my lunch today

I had a hot pie and a small pineapple

Fuck knows how he does it and still rides that bike

>>295685

That thin bike seat helps to keep everything in.

>>295685

Pineapples are vile

>>295687

Aye, for all the good it's done me I may as well have shoved it up my arse !

>>295689

You're gonna need a funnel

>>295690

lol

>>295688

Imagine sharing a house with Nurofen and having to watch him drunkenly abuse the communal oven with his irresponsible cooking practices.

>>295692

I'm a violent neat freak

It'd make a good sit com for 3 or 4 episodes

>>295692

are you kidding me … that disgusting oven pan is from lazy boomer roomate who doesnt cooks nothing but cheese sanditches and doesnt clean his shit …

he even baked my previous nights roast into charchoal one night without even looking into the oven ,…

>>295694

Your roommate sounds cool

Tell him to post here

>>295694

You were the one who cooked something right on the oven rack instead of in a baking dish. You are an animal.

The corned beef is done and removed from its liquid.

>>295696

> he doesnt prefer the fat to slowly drip on the potaites instead of pooling in the pan ….

i told you its the speed neet way of cooking

>>295448

>r/rimworld

That's where monk's strawberry farm will be.

>>295454

Good luck.

>>295457

Yum. How was it.

>>295463

Pick vegetables.

>>295469

My thoughts exactly.

>>295470

The Advertiser is shit entertainment news. The Australian is ok.

>>295482

Bad habits

>>295492

hot

>>295491

wew, different strokes I guess.

>>295502

> …

>>295508

one of us

>>295510

What's the point without white sauce?

>>295526

Only the best.

>>295698

You need to buy a rack that fits inside the baking dish.

>that tfw when thinking about rebecca in lycra

>>295699

DAD !

POSSUM KEEPS PICKING ON ME !

>>295702

dobber

>>295553

Least they have an excuse not to go outside.

>>295702

Get the belt from the wall.

>>295697

Have a wank

>>295584

They treat you like a piece of meat.

Prime, juicy, tender, thick meat.

>>295707

I wanna pound him for a while then throw pepper on him

>>295701

Been Crushing on Rose Laurens Lately

>>295641

Thank you.

>>295650

That's pretty cool tbh

>>295671

nice

>>295675

>banter.

>>295690

heh

>>295708

I want to baste him in seasoned oil.

>>295715

I'm going to treat him like he's English

boil the fuck out of him in oil till he's tasteless leather

>>295716

I'm going to tie him up with string and stick rosemary in all his holes.

>>295718

we are crustaceans in a container after all

>>295718

Weber needs an extra gentle touch to reach that sweet spot.

>slightly sour

That's concerning.

>>295718

We all have shares in corned beef

Corn beef is fucking disgusting

>>295722

vile post

>>295722

Evil post.

>>295722

live post

Unironically probably the best series out right now, actually really enjoyable and would recommend to all NEETs.

>tfw not cruising around the top end and exploring every day

>>295718

i always hated corn beef when my mother cooked it ….

it good on toasted cheese and tomato sandwiches though,….

>>295726

It's good but it doesn't fill the hole of neet youtube videos that upload regularly

>>295726

That is all scripted mate.

I am still waiting for the NEET sex videos.

>>295726

that sound design was too slick to be indigenous …..

and where did the tire come from ???

doubt ….

>>295729

and not very long either …

>>295730

that neet who took a photo fucking a prostie didn't get much encouragement

Really thinking about one of those small shooter bottles of spirits

>>295732

That was a poor quality photo and a poor quality prostie.

>>295732

I must have missed that

Good on him !

>>295734

Our high standards are why we get nothing

>>295733

poor vale for money

>>295734

how poor ?

>>295736

I may still post my ex's nudes if I get drunk enough

>>295728

when was the last NEET YouTube vid we got?

>>295738

It's nice to have something to look forward to

>>295739

NK uploaded one 9 months ago. I don't think any other neets are active on youtube anymore although I could be wrong

NEET Street was fucking epic

>>295744

>>295743

NK made quality videos. Good sense of humour.

Still wondering what he uses that webcam for.

>>295741

Hot

I miss those dim red rooms

Tiredness setting in. Boredom overload.

>>295749

Have a wank

>>295741

thanks for the effrort. not clicking it.

Watching Wrestling YouTubes again. Here is the infamous Jim Cornette Dairy Queen incident.

>>295742

and gentlemen this is why i dont wage…

if i make money i spend it i cannot be rusted

good luck thou pal hope its high quality

>>295753

Get a job.

>>295754

ill make money instead…..

fuck waging… im never going to own a house so i blow it all….. and its gotten worse since i came to that realisation almost 10 years ago

>>295755

I have a bank account I have to give 31 days notice to make withdrawals from. Stops me from blowing all my money.

Messaged the dealer

>>295722

>IKTF

>>295756

Do you have goon binges planned a month in advance?

>>295757

Telling him you no longer wish to be a customer and that you are getting your life sorted out?

>>295759

>goon

Vile stuff.

>>295751

>not clicking it.

>>295751

You should be banned for that.

>>295751

Reported.

>>295761

>>295764

aboriginal anal goon enema

Blend 43 sharts into padded shorts

>>295766

Caliente

>>295768

>>295763

>>295763

>>295770

Gonna have a relatively early night.

Goodnight fellas.

>>295773

Goon night.

Can't figure out why I'm depressed

>>295773

Good night.

>>295775

Have you talked to anyone about it?

>>295773

G'night m8

>>295689

That doesn’t look like much

>>295689

Looks like shit.

>>295773

Good night

>>295689

Looks vile

>>295783

Reported

>>295775

it's the s

>>295777

Not recently

Never worked anyway really, I don't know how to convey ideas that would help people understand

Once I turned 21 my thinking and communication skills went down the drain

>>295784

Will you arrest me daddy?

>>295786

I never got much help from psychiatrists/psychologists. I just can't open up to people in real life. I hope you get better though NEETo.

back from my banjer lesson

>>295789

is that a euphemism?

>>295790

are you new here?

It’s quite cold tonight

>>295792

bloody freezing in adelaide

today wasn't so bad, but last couple of hours the temperature has dropped

>>295792

Pussy.

>>295793

I concur

>>295793

According to the local BOM sensor:

Actual 7.7o

Feels like 3.6o

>>295779

>>295780

>>295782

looks like shit but those were the leftovers i was kkeping warm

already had two plates of rosemary garlic lamb and potatoes….such yum much filling

>>295797

How do you afford 14 boxes of goon and 5 lamb roasts a week if you're unemployed and not DSP?

>>295797

Sounds like shit.

>>295798

> forgot the speedballs

Building flying saucers of course

>>295798

I think he is Schizo and DSP but doesn't want to admit it.

stay mad shitskin

The corned beef has gone right through me.

>>295803

should have bound you up

perhaps it was off?

I never promised you an orgasm

>>295803

Should have had garlic bread instead

>>295798

He's a 30 something hipster living with his parents

>>295805

>I never promised you an orgasm

OMG i need to use that as a pickup line

>>295807

> cooking my own roasts

> giving neets cooking tips

> bitching about roomates

whatever dumb cunt

big meanies

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/teenage-girl-reduced-to-tears-by-cruel-bullys-awful-act-at-school-formal/news-story/e65004864a72f209d2a51d581bd11082

>>295773

night

>>295783

hot

>>295796

What does it mean when they say it feels like x?

Posso's sour meat

>>295814

A chilly wind and/or differences in humidity can make it seem colder than the temperature reading would otherwise suggest it is.

>>295816

>humidity

Ah, I thought of wind chill but not that.

>>295816

>>295817

This NOOT is correct. Technical name is "apparent temperature".

>>295814

>>295816

>>295817

>>295818

> he is not WGBT

http://www.bom.gov.au/info/thermal_stress/

I'm going to have a poo and go to bed.

Good night all.

The Wet Bulb Globe Temperature (WBGT) and Apparent Temperature (AT) are just two methods of combining temperature and humidity into a single number. In fact the real WBGT is also affected by wind and radiation, but the WBGT provided by the Bureau is only an approximation, which ignores variations of wind and radiation (light winds and fairly sunny conditions assumed). The AT can also be extended to take wind and solar radiation into account as well, though generally this is not done. In the AT values provided by the Bureau, wind is taken into account, but not solar radiation. Other indices such as the Physiologically Equivalent Temperature (PET) and the Predicted Mean Vote (PMV) can also be used.

The Wet Bulb Globe Temperature (WBGT)

The WBGT was developed in the late 1950s for the US Marine Corps Recruit Depot on Parris Island in South Carolina. Humidity in this region can be quite high and Marines have to undergo vigorous training exercise in military clothing, under full sun. There is a significant risk of heat injury if precautions are not taken.

The WBGT was later used by researchers as an easily measured general heat-stress index. In time its use widened. Because its use is recommended in the Standard, ISO 7243, it is often used in Occupational Health and Safety guidelines for working in hot environments. It has been advocated for use in sports requiring continuous exertion, such as the marathon. It is also used for horses in equestrian events.

The WBGT is measured by a simple three-temperature element device similar to the picture on the right.

Picture of a WBGT Instrument: Courtesy of Richard de Dear, Macquarie University.

Photo: Courtesy of Richard de Dear, Macquarie University.

The first temperature, (Tg), is measured by the black globe thermometer, which usually consists of a 150 mm (6 inch) black globe with a thermometer located at the centre. The black globe temperature represents the integrated effects of radiation and wind.

The second thermometer (not easily viewed on the picture) measures the natural wet-bulb temperature (Tnwb). It consists of a thermometer with its bulb covered with a wettened cotton wick supplied with distilled water from a reservoir. Evaporation from the wettened bulb cools the thermometer. The natural wet-bulb thermometer, like the black globe thermometer is not shielded from wind or radiation. This thermometer represents the integrated effect of humidity, wind and radiation.

The final temperature element is the (shade) air temperature (Ta). It is measured by a thermometer shielded from radiation - generally by being placed in a weather screen. It is the standard temperature normally quoted in weather observations and forecasts.

The three elements Tg, Tnwb, and Ta are combined by into a weighted average to produce the WBGT.

WBGT = 0.7 × Tnwb + 0.2 × Tg + 0.1 × Ta

>>295820

Night mate

>>295820

Good night

Now I'm not tired at all.

How does this even work

Maybe I'm not eating often enough

how to get good social skills aussie brothers?

t. autist poorfag who never leaves home

>>295825

buy a goonsack

drink it

ride into town on a friday night

bantz in the smoking area

.. our forefathers layed out the blueprint ya know…..

It's so cute when he talks to himself

>>295825

You've come to the wrong place for advice on that.

>>295828

the unfortunate truth is smartphones and social media destroyed socializing.

sorry pal… people barely even joyride in cars anymore….thats a huge warning sign and red flag TBH

>>295829

Okay boomer.

Haven't taken any seroquel yet

>>295825

Leave your home.

>>295798

ASIO pays well.

>>295826

idk where they sell that :3 im not aussie! but a 3rd worlder surrounded by religious normals who sell their souls for moloch

also yea no irl frens to hang out with

>>295832

You boong.

>>295835

>but a 3rd worlder

Where though?

>>295831

Good lad.

>>295825

watch MAFS, watch AFL if WA/SA or VIC or watch NRL if QLD or NSW, have your #1 goal in life to own a residential property and spend all weekend if not watching football, talking about cars and girls

Is monk still doing well?

>>295840

It seems so.

>>295836

I'm a bit like >>295755

can't really afford anything with everything outpacing wage growth, especially with me being on minimum wage

so I just don't give a fuck, wish I at least invested in some meme crypto like LINK, that shit has blown up over the last 24 hours, all over Twitter

>>295835

Don't listen to his shit advice. Improve yourself.

>>295842

You can get a house with a 30-50k deposit. Then rent it out.

>>295835

Lifting has made me more confident but I sometimes get really fucking emo and shit at the gym instead.

What are those flask things that you keep tea/coffee in to keep in warm all day?

>>295846

Thermos.

>>295847

Thanks mate, I was completely blanking on the name.

>>295846

Boong rectum.

>>295849

Too late fag, a good NEET already gave me the answer.

>>295846

Colon

>>295850

Listen here you wagie scum, talk anymore shit about me or any other neet and I'll have your pajeet boss dock your pay.

>>295833

yes i go for night walks. i hate to see people at day

>>295837

syria

>>295839

but i am never interested in cars and main stream shows. kinda hard to keep up with stuff you're not into. no?

>>295843

yes fren. though it's hard find a motivation nowadays when you take the blackpill

>>295845

tru! lifting really does help. i lifted for one month then quit because i felt lonely and never developed mentally

>>295853

>syria

Good luck mate. How are things in your part of the country?

>>295854

well. comfy weather kinda hot at midday but temperate with cool breeze at night

>>295853

>i felt lonely and never developed mentally

Come on mate, you've got to just slog through it like a mad cunt. Good luck on surviving in Syria too. I hope everything works out okay for you regarding the war.

>>295853

>blackpill

I think most of us have taken something similar although >syria, probably not quite the same but still.

If you've given up on society, then your own well being is all that matters. Improve yourself.

Most of the cliche shit people say works.

>>295857

>>295856

i see. thank you brothers. good day!

Night cunnos

Containers ain't gonna unload themselves

>>295859

Good night big man.

>>295859

Night mate.

Yeah, that wage beckons. Going to try and get a decent sleep.

Good night friends.

>>295861

Good night my friend.

>>295859

Are you operate reach stackers?

>>295863

No idea yet

>those complaining about degeneracy are almost inevitably degenerate themselves

Saw this today. Rang true to me. Don't know how to proceed. The same person advised:

>You want norms? Live them, and minimize your association with those unwilling to do the same.

Don't know if I'm capable of it.

Can't sleep

Fuck this bros

>>295867

#mood amiright kids?

I think I'm going to read a book before bed so I can doze off

>>295869

What book?

>>295870

I know it's a bit childish but it brings back memories, it's called Rangers Apprentice

>>295871

I think I read the first three of those back when I was a kid.

>>295867

yeah i have just been watching youtube videos on peroidic table elements and its alreaday 11pm… havent even had a smoke yet

The justing is compounding each day

Can't stand cunts who wear RM Williams and say "old mate" who went to private schools

Hard poo

>tfw still awake

>>295877

>tfw ran out of sero now going to be up all night

>>295878

Is the one on the bottom left the donut that has gooey jam in the center? I haven't had that in over a year maybe years

>>295880

I think so

https://rapperviper.bandcamp.com/music can you handle the autism NEET's?

This Thread is 404ing for me. I have logged in using that mod account trick. I will see if me posting fixes things.

>>295883

Looks like things are fixed.

>>295878

Look pretty yum. Those two on the left without the frosting appeal to me the most.

>>295880

They called those a berliner back in my day.

>>295875

I don't like anyone who says "old mate". I don't know where it came from and didn't even know what it meant until recently. But suddenly it exploded in popularity.

I dreamed I was playing cricket. My partner made 202 and then retired hurt. I had a go at him for retiring after getting his double century. I didn't think he was genuinely hurt. Then my sister came on the field and said she had special codes to play a hockey game on the Xbox.

>>295886

They're now called the jfk, and are full of strawberry jam that will spray everywhere if you squeeze them

Don't wanna wage

My back is gonna be shot

>>295890

Lift with your legs.

>>295768

Lol

>>295890

…and because it's 2019, you won't even be able to qualify for dsp with your broken back

>>295894

Good morning. You will feel better if you keep the place neat and tidy.

Since I am up early I might go for a drive. I have been meaning to practice driving in the dark. I barely even know how to turn the headlights on.

>>295895

Sorry, but a neet's natural nature is to make a neet nest, and not a neat one.

mornin …

lately i have been squeezing a lemon with a fork and adding two table spoons of sugar and into a cup of my filtered water in the bathroom

its a soothing liquid drink that saves me walking downstairs to the kitchen in the cold for the next hour or so …

gonna squeeze some fresh orange juice today…. need some acid in my stomach to break down that huge chunk of lamb i ate last night ….

>>295897

We must fight our nature.

>>295898

>filtered water in the bathroom

It will be swimming with faecal bacteria.

I am back from my drive. I really enjoyed it. It was very quiet and peaceful. I think I will drive at night time more often.

My driving skills and confidence are improving. I think there is a chance one day I will become a normal driver.

>>295900

no its in a stainless stell flask fool

>>295901

what you have been driving all night ?

>>295878

Lavish. Nice to see you getting something for yourself.

>>295903

Your anus.

>>295883

>that mod account trick

The what?

>>295888

Hmm. Cool.

>>295898

>>295895

>>295894

Good morning friends.

>>295906

The thing that was posted a few threads ago where you log in to a mod account as "anyone" and then post.

>>295897

Too early for this shit.

>>295909

Ah, yeah.

>>295901

Driving around before people are going to work is nice. If you go out of the city, it's a shit time though. It's when all the roos are about and then you get the early morning sun in your eyes.

>>295902

I'm not sure if that's how it works.

>>295908

Good morning my friend.

>>295916

here's*

>>295916

Good morning. That poo is more animated than some of the NEETs on this board.

>>295913

Sounds comfy. What cartoons are you going to watch?

>>295888

Interesting

I dreamed I was on a beach with some random guys walking around laughing about stuff, the beach was very congested and unlike beaches of today had billboards all around the place and these stations with chargers and automatic food/drink dispensers and stuff everywhere. There actually wasn't that much beach for the average person and the view was ruined by all the corporate advertising on these billboards near the back of the beach.

Felt very much like what beaches may be like in a few decades, an interesting dream.

>>295915

Good morning. Good to see you getting out this morning.

>>295916

your an animated poo

>>295919

Thinking of some x-men, whatever else I can find on my hard drive. No chinese cartoons today.

>>295924

>No chinese cartoons today

Good man.

Would you guys wear suits from gumtree?

>>295925

Well, I guess if that's what you want to call it.. but no

>>295920

>I dreamed I was on a beach with some random guys

At that point I thought it was going to be an erotic NEET dream.

>>295930

I like that Pepe.

>>295929

>>295931

Excitable morning NEET

>>295927

You're going to need to be the exact same size as the person you're buying from or a little bit smaller/shorter. Depending on how it was altered (butchered), letting things down/out if you're a bit bigger or taller might not be possible.

>>295934

But would you be comfortable wearing them. They are a lot cheaper.

I have four suits but two of them are too small now. The pants are anyway.

>>295935

Time to give up the dirty bird.

>>295935

That would come down to the condition they were in and the person you were buying from.

If the guy looks like a fleabag and wore them every day, then probably not.

If it was something he wore once in a blue moon and he looked clean then probably.

If your pants were taken in by a tailor when you bought them, they might be able to be let out a little.

>>295937

There's a few that look like they've been worn once. Also, they're a hell of a lot cheaper.