NEET General #390 - Backyard Edition NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:17:04 No. 295553 [View All]
How many NEETs are living without a backyard? Without somewhere they can get outside and relax? I know more than one of you has embraced the Asian insect hive apartment lifestyle. What sort of toll has this taken on your mental health?
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:21:42 No. 296261
>>296258
Fuck, that's too far to spend a couple of comfy nights in a goon barrel.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:22:17 No. 296262
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:22:33 No. 296263
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:22:35 No. 296264
>>296258
>Portugal is full of Portuguese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:22:39 No. 296265
>>296257
Hang in there m8, uphill is a cunt of a battle but you already know what's down the bottom
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:22:43 No. 296266
>>296257
>Late last year I used to try and get hit by cars for fun.
Cheese…
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:23:45 No. 296267
>>296257
Don't involve innocent car drivers in your infantile, narcissistic suicide bullshit.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:24:01 No. 296268
>>296262
How dare you enlarge and post my waifu !
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:24:06 No. 296269
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:24:09 No. 296270
>>296257
>Late last year I used to try and get hit by cars for fun.
Improve yourself, NEET! There are many more worthwhile forms of risky behaviour.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:24:13 No. 296271
Going to Woolies for a calzone, youse cunts want sumfin?
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:24:46 No. 296272
>>296271
Get us a point a meth from the boongs out front ay
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:24:46 No. 296273
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:25:13 No. 296274
>>296261
I shall investigate giant goon barrels for you Shire. Even if it means you spend the night in one in my backyard. It's Lizbef, so you get two special experiences for the price of one.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:26:04 No. 296275
>>296263
I'll flip your bitch!
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:26:36 No. 296276
>>296271
A rotisserie chicken that has been sitting there for too long and has gone all rubbery.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:27:00 No. 296277
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:27:14 No. 296278
>>296276
Is this for eating or sexual degeneracy?
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:27:18 No. 296279
>>296271
I'm good, thanks for asking neet
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:27:35 No. 296280
>>296278
None of your business.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:27:35 No. 296281
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:28:30 No. 296282
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:29:10 No. 296284
Any NEETs tried one of those pork roasts from Coles? I was going to try one but they're a bit expensive and the missus thinks they look dodgy.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:29:15 No. 296285
Awright, we gonna do meth, fuck a rubber chicken an eat calzones
Lets get this NEET party started !
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:29:53 No. 296286
>>296282
You might pass the toilet roll cylinder test, but do you pass the Woolies chook cavity test?
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:29:55 No. 296287
>>296271
Just thought of something, could you get me a nail file please
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:31:04 No. 296288
>>296284
I can't speak for all of them, but my store seems too only cook like one lamb, pork, and beef roast in addition to a million chickens. So unless you're wanting to eat it at 7:30am when they put them out, I'd steer clear.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:31:12 No. 296289
Long luxurious NEET nails
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:31:38 No. 296290
brutally bitten neet nails
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:32:50 No. 296291
>>296288
So… I'd suggest getting an uncooked piece of pork from the butcher and cooking it on a weekend when you have time. Or getting Cindy to do one on a weeknight if she works shorter hours than you.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:33:32 No. 296292
>>296288
Good point, better off sticking to the butcher and chucking them on the weber
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:33:40 No. 296293
>>296267
I wasn't planning on doing exactly that again, if you are asking. I did that with the intention of being killed. This time I'm not essentially suicidal, I just want to do something that makes me feel alive.
I miss my 'normie' days from last year. I still felt empty but I got some enjoyment out of it.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:33:41 No. 296294
>>295961
Get one with custard next time.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:33:49 No. 296295
>>296284
I have had them twice. i didnt get sick or anything but i have had better pork roasts.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:34:31 No. 296296
>>296295
and a butcher one (or even a raw one from Coles) would work out not much more expensive anyway
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:35:34 No. 296297
>>296293
>I just want to do something that makes me feel alive.
Get a motorbike Cheesoe.
>>296295
Was the crackling any good?
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:35:40 No. 296298
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:36:18 No. 296299
>>296297
>Get a motorbike Cheesoe.
Dude, 4 wheels has proved a bit of a challenge so far.
No offense, Cheesy.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:36:23 No. 296300
>>296298
Definitely a future /ausneets/ poster
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:37:27 No. 296303
>>296297
>Was the crackling any good?
it was chewy and salty but im shit at cooking so i didnt really care
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:37:47 No. 296304
>>296299
I think part of the issue was mummybot in his ear. On a bike he will have to learn by himself.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:38:11 No. 296305
>>296299
Motorbike licence is in my opinion, much, much easier to get, speaking of which, one of the apprentices at work just got his learner bike licence, wants to get a Suzuki GSX-650 and cut one of the wires to the ECU to give it the full 100hp, I told him he's going to end up dead fast.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:38:43 No. 296307
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:39:12 No. 296309
>>296304
Still got to pass a group training day thing, don't you? At least that's how it is in SA I think.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:40:12 No. 296311
>>296309
It's easy as fuck, impossible to fail unless you drop a bike or deliberately don't follow instructions.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:40:46 No. 296315
>>296305
He wont listen to you, even though he needs to as an experience rider.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:40:53 No. 296316
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:41:24 No. 296318
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:41:28 No. 296320
>>296315
I know, he thinks he's street rossi.
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NEET 07/02/19 (Tue) 08:41:33 No. 296321
Wanked Canine anal gland discharge
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