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 No.295553 [View All]

How many NEETs are living without a backyard? Without somewhere they can get outside and relax? I know more than one of you has embraced the Asian insect hive apartment lifestyle. What sort of toll has this taken on your mental health?

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 No.296261

>>296258

Fuck, that's too far to spend a couple of comfy nights in a goon barrel.

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 No.296262

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>>296251

>risky behaviour

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 No.296263

This is how seppos say "chuck a uey"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/flip_a_bitch#English

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 No.296264

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>>296258

>Portugal is full of Portuguese

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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 No.296265

>>296257

Hang in there m8, uphill is a cunt of a battle but you already know what's down the bottom

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 No.296266

>>296257

>Late last year I used to try and get hit by cars for fun.

Cheese…

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 No.296267

>>296257

Don't involve innocent car drivers in your infantile, narcissistic suicide bullshit.

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 No.296268

>>296262

How dare you enlarge and post my waifu !

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 No.296269

>>296264

Got 'im!

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 No.296270

>>296257

>Late last year I used to try and get hit by cars for fun.

Improve yourself, NEET! There are many more worthwhile forms of risky behaviour.

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 No.296271

Going to Woolies for a calzone, youse cunts want sumfin?

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 No.296272

>>296271

Get us a point a meth from the boongs out front ay

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 No.296273

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 No.296274

>>296261

I shall investigate giant goon barrels for you Shire. Even if it means you spend the night in one in my backyard. It's Lizbef, so you get two special experiences for the price of one.

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 No.296275

>>296263

I'll flip your bitch!

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 No.296276

>>296271

A rotisserie chicken that has been sitting there for too long and has gone all rubbery.

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 No.296277

>>296274

Thank you.

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 No.296278

>>296276

Is this for eating or sexual degeneracy?

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 No.296279

>>296271

I'm good, thanks for asking neet

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 No.296280

>>296278

None of your business.

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 No.296281

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 No.296282

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 No.296284

Any NEETs tried one of those pork roasts from Coles? I was going to try one but they're a bit expensive and the missus thinks they look dodgy.

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 No.296285

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Awright, we gonna do meth, fuck a rubber chicken an eat calzones

Lets get this NEET party started !

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 No.296286

>>296282

You might pass the toilet roll cylinder test, but do you pass the Woolies chook cavity test?

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 No.296287

>>296271

Just thought of something, could you get me a nail file please

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 No.296288

>>296284

I can't speak for all of them, but my store seems too only cook like one lamb, pork, and beef roast in addition to a million chickens. So unless you're wanting to eat it at 7:30am when they put them out, I'd steer clear.

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 No.296289

Long luxurious NEET nails

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 No.296290

brutally bitten neet nails

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 No.296291

>>296288

So… I'd suggest getting an uncooked piece of pork from the butcher and cooking it on a weekend when you have time. Or getting Cindy to do one on a weeknight if she works shorter hours than you.

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 No.296292

>>296288

Good point, better off sticking to the butcher and chucking them on the weber

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 No.296293

>>296267

I wasn't planning on doing exactly that again, if you are asking. I did that with the intention of being killed. This time I'm not essentially suicidal, I just want to do something that makes me feel alive.

I miss my 'normie' days from last year. I still felt empty but I got some enjoyment out of it.

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 No.296294

>>295961

Get one with custard next time.

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 No.296295

>>296284

I have had them twice. i didnt get sick or anything but i have had better pork roasts.

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 No.296296

>>296295

and a butcher one (or even a raw one from Coles) would work out not much more expensive anyway

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 No.296297

>>296293

>I just want to do something that makes me feel alive.

Get a motorbike Cheesoe.

>>296295

Was the crackling any good?

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 No.296298

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 No.296299

>>296297

>Get a motorbike Cheesoe.

Dude, 4 wheels has proved a bit of a challenge so far.

No offense, Cheesy.

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 No.296300

>>296298

Definitely a future /ausneets/ poster

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 No.296303

>>296297

>Was the crackling any good?

it was chewy and salty but im shit at cooking so i didnt really care

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 No.296304

>>296299

I think part of the issue was mummybot in his ear. On a bike he will have to learn by himself.

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 No.296305

>>296299

Motorbike licence is in my opinion, much, much easier to get, speaking of which, one of the apprentices at work just got his learner bike licence, wants to get a Suzuki GSX-650 and cut one of the wires to the ECU to give it the full 100hp, I told him he's going to end up dead fast.

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 No.296307

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 No.296309

>>296304

Still got to pass a group training day thing, don't you? At least that's how it is in SA I think.

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 No.296311

>>296309

It's easy as fuck, impossible to fail unless you drop a bike or deliberately don't follow instructions.

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 No.296315

>>296305

He wont listen to you, even though he needs to as an experience rider.

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 No.296316

Gonna wank that dog

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 No.296318

MUMS CASH

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 No.296320

>>296315

I know, he thinks he's street rossi.

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 No.296321

Wanked Canine anal gland discharge

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