/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

This thread is better than the other one

>>294799

Welp, I had to do something.

>>294790

Discomfort is not necessarily something to be avoided, but I am an aspiring executive and can't operate with something jammed up there.

>>294800

Lol, sorry m8, no disrespect to your thread.

It did that thing where it waited a few minutes to post it too

>>294793

*Nurgle2019 Contender

>>294803

Yeah same thing happened to me.

SA BEST A BY THE WAY

Got most of the washing in. Transferred some socks and hoodies that were still damp to the line under the verandah.

Tried to post this in the old thread and discovered it was full.

>>294805

Well, if it's NK, it's always a 5 or 6

>>294799

Just how does he do it?

You dumb dumbs didn't link the old thread in the OP.

>>294805

Type 2

Go and eat some fruit right now

>>294812

I told y'all these zoomers don't make threads like they used to.

>>294812

I did not.

Need to leave some work for Cruisey, keep him on his toes.

Rebecca's Caliente Thighs

>>294809

True.

>>294813

I think it was actually a type 5 from memory.

>>294815

*sips**

Unna true

Was waiting in the other tread like a sperg, missed out with WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEST AUSTRALIA

>>294817

and sensible shoes

>>294819

>>294814

>>294819

You did a good job last thread.

>>294822

That wasn't him, that was me impersonating him and insulting WA

>>294822

😡

Triple six nigger pepe

>>294818

Back in 2006, threads were of the highest quality, now you got these zoomers running around posting anything sip

>>294826

>>294829

Does anyone have a Judge Dredd pepe ?

I wanted one for this thread but I only found a shit one.

>>294828

>>294830

Incredible

>>294826

Landline is very good unna

Why don't you go out and get jobs, it's not hard.

Firm handshake, 230k starting right in the eye

The feels.

>>294834

>Why don't you go out and get jobs, it's not hard.

You want to go and talk to the old board m8, we all have jobs

>>294837

Possum wanted this to be a board of self improvement, and look what happened.

>>294836

>>294835

Lovely.

>>294837

cope

>>294838

I improved myself.

I'm a farmer now.

The melons inspired me.

>>294841

>The melons inspired me.

https://efukt.com/2448_Help!_My_Boobs_Are_Too_Big!.html

>>294836

Confused. Were those made by a starving blackie child in Zimbabwe or do 12 year olds not understand what boomer means or were they trying to say something I didn't understand?

What a beaut ute

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/Toyota-Hilux-2002/SSE-AD-6096002/?Cr=17

>>294844

Wanked poo.

>>294846

That's a poo wank not a wanked poo !

VILE FUCKING HERETIC !!!

>>294842

A girl back in highscool also had this problem, she ended up getting them reduced.

>>294848

My ex-wife has huge boobs

She has shocking back problems now

And is fat, lol.

>>294849

Didn't know we had formerly married/married NEETs here.

>>294849

Honestly has back problems more from being fat.

>>294850

I don't mention it often on case it upsets some of the stranger NEETs

Divorced 15 years anyway

I would venture we have a few NEETs here around 60 years old.

>>294853

Retirees are technically NEETs.

I wouldn't be surprised if Weber has been married

>>294853

I'm close to 3/4 that

But the NEET mindset is 20 - 25 so everyone adjusts accordingly. Wonder if we have a 70+ NEET here like that. We may never know.

>>294857

Maybe Nurofen is really 78 and in a retirement home.

It would explain a lot.

>>294855

No he hasn't. He has discussed his history before.

>>294854

I feel certain there are at least a few of those here. The type would be early tech adopter and extremely adaptable, so they just adopt the board's culture and are one of the lads.

How do you answer when Defence Force Recruiting calls you for the fourth time in the same week

>>294861

Ask what they're wearing

>>294861

Tell them to fuck off.

Or did you enlist and then go AWOL?

>>294856

…and still have a strong NEET mentality. Good on ya.

>>294862

My case manager actually sounds very qt and she always treats me really nice as well, very polite

>>294857

Actually probably about 23 - 36, because most get some studies on/off or travel etc before becoming a true NEET. And the real pioneer NEETs should be about 36 now.

>>294861

Answer and asks whats up?

>>294865

When I was a wagie I used to speak to this woman from the trucking company 20 times a day.

She had a voice like honey,could have wanked to it. I always imagined her gorgeous and blonde.

Had to visit their office one day and met her she was 60 at least and fat with yellow teeth

It was depressing.

>>294861

Ask them to call you back when we go to war with China. Or you could accept, work your way up the ranks and start your own NEETunit to prepare for the next draft. You can then request all the NEETs to join said unit and we can all be together and watch each others backs.

>>294866

Definitely a few of the high school age kids that are technically NEETs too. There must be a few 13 year old aspiring NEETs too.

Someone scraped my car at the train station and left their number on a note.

How do I politely ask for cash instead of dealing with insurance?

>>294870

>your own NEETunit

>He who wanks, poos

>>294872

I think it involves a metal bar in hand and a polite request for cash.

>>294874

Isn't that shopping at Dans ?

REEEEEEEEEEEE 2 threads going at the same time

>>294872

How bad is the scrape? do you know how much cash will cover it?

>>294878

Who let this happen??? NO!

>>294881

Heads will roll

>>294872

>left their number on a note.

That's a good sign, plenty of cunts would just leave, I'd say there's a 90% chance said person was at least born here and a 80% chance they're whiote.

>How do I politely ask for cash instead of dealing with insurance?

Litturally just give them a call and ask. Explain that you've had bad experienced with insurance companies in the past and can't be fucked with the hassle.

I don't know though. Offer to wank their poo, that might work.

>>294878

Top job moderator.

>>294880

I dunno, I'll take a pic later. I don't care about the scrape, I reckon it's worth 250-300

>>294887

Ask him for an ounce of weed

>>294870

I'll accept, to serve the end goal of becoming a high ranking official in the DHS

>>294887

>I reckon it's worth 250-300

Ya see, this is where you could be wrong, you could go to a panel beater and end up paying $2500 for a new bumper + paint.

>>294873

>Mandatory penis inspections during council meetings.

>Mandatory reviewing of NK's latest poos.

>Mandatory wanked poo extractions.

>R&R will involve ornamental orientals, goon sessions and KFC binges. All mandatory of course.

>>294887

Maybe get a quote or two then ring him and ask for less in cash.

Do like the other NEET said about not liking insurance.

>>294892

It'll be the NEET Gen 24/7

We'll all go mad

>>294886

>tfw vicariously living through Rebecca's GoonCycling adventures.

Very beautiful panao m80.

>>294868

She's compensating

>>294896

I don't see a piano

>>294898

Nurofen is a 5" pianist

Having a TimTam

>>294895

>We'll all go mad

Maybe.. It might get the NEETs enthusiastic for patrols and scouting missions as a way to escape the more vile NEETs. Could be good for disciplining the more AWOL NEETs.

>>294898

I meant "pano" short for "panorama".

>>294900

You better be biting off both ends and sucking up either tea, coffee, warm milo or boong semen into it.

>>294902

that you for mansplaining my joke

Having a *Rothman blue*

>>294901

We could keep the craziest NEETs in cages and unleash them as a terror weapon

The Woit Dog Carnt squad

NEET control this is 4th Bludgers Division… Tendie rations low…

Piss bottle ordnance low…

Request Woolies resupply mission…

How does control answer, out

>>294903

Sure.

>>294904

I've got a beer opened, I don't think it'd be a good idea.

>>294907

Kek, that's so crazy that I bet it would work.

>>294905

We have more than one femNEET?

>>294913

just a sensitive boy

>>294912

You fuck with the NEETs, you get the NK

>>294914

ah. an "it" NEET

Unleash the NK.

>Reports are flooding in of Indonesian troops deserting their positions and fleeing, many clutching their bottoms

>Has the NEET warfare division gone too far ?

>How exactly does one "NK" someone ?

>Are these the new dole bludgers ?

>More News at 11

>>294843

The 30yo Boomer thing started when people in their late 30s noticed that they were doing more and more old people things and that the music and other shit they like is outdated now, hence them feeling like Boomers and as such people who are in Mid to Late 30s are Boomers to Cuckchan now

i get to work from home tomorrow

>>294920

Home wagie

>>294909

4th Bludgers Division, this is NEET control…

We have acknowledged your resupply request however we regret to in form you we're out of tendie rations and piss bottles..

Woolies resupply mission denied, however we do have some spare garlic bread..

We can contact management and organise Craig to come and airdrop some Meth, Goon and lube per your request..

NEET control, out.

>>294915

>>294917

>>294919

Understood. Essentially it is a 30 year old who acts like a boomer and not the other way around. Then, the mentally deficient kids didn't understand where the word came from, so they started calling everyone older than them a boomer.

Was getting the sunday blues but then I remembered I don't have a job

>>294922

NEET control,save me NEET control,you're my only hope

Craig deployment successful, NEETs exuberantly Methed up

Rape began,4 NEETs down with severe colon injuries, Craig ran away laughing

Request immediate deployment of expert proctologist

4th Bludgers out

>>294925

17th PISSBOTTLE BATTERY THIS IS 4th BLUDGERS.

WE ARE ALONG THE ROAD PARALELL 276.4. OUR ARTILLERY IS DROPPING A BARRAGE DIRECTLY ON US.

FOR HEAVENS SAKE STOP IT.

Listen up, NEETs. I've got something to say, and some of you are not going to like it:

cunny grool wanked poo anal hpv MAX solutions

>>294932

Only one word I didn't like.

>>294933

neets and white clothing dont go together

C130 full of tear and shares has just taken off from Darwin

>>294932

Vile

>>294936

>>294935

We're war heroes !

If we wanna piss ourselves we will goddamnit !

>>294930

4th Bludgers Division, get a hold of yourself! Wipe your bum and take your NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes…

We'll send a report to management to review our Craig protocols..

We'll be send Tony down ASAP to clean you and your boys up..

After Tony is done we will send a medivac to come pick you up.

NEET control over and out.

Starting to worry about my lack of energy bros

Haven't done much today and its not even 5 and my vision is starting to blur

>>294942

Have a nap

>>294942

Wankrupcy will do that to the best of us.

I finished making my soup. It tastes nice.

The Autism Project Update #14

Summary of accomplishments and notes for the first fortnight:

-Completed a 1 college semester introduction to computer science online course.

-Completed about 15 additional programming exercises.

-2 chapters in the statistics book

-Became mildly autistic and now rarely interact with anyone unless I can use the computer to maintain a healthy distance.

-Dreams have been about programming and coding. Numbers are more interesting for no apparent reason.

-Have improved at subjecting myself to enough discomfort/depression to drive obsessive progress while at the same time not imposing enough to experience caffeine withdrawal and insomnia.

Primary near term objective: complete 2nd online semester in 7 days.

Secondary objective: further minimize interactions with humans unless for job purposes.

>>294950

>The Autism Project Update #14

>Summary of accomplishments and notes for the first fortnight:

>-Completed a 1 college semester introduction to computer science online course.

>-Completed about 15 additional programming exercises.

>-2 chapters in the statistics book

>-Became mildly autistic and now rarely interact with anyone unless I can use the computer to maintain a healthy distance.

>-Dreams have been about programming and coding. Numbers are more interesting for no apparent reason.

>-Have improved at subjecting myself to enough discomfort/depression to drive obsessive progress while at the same time not imposing enough to experience caffeine withdrawal and insomnia.

>Primary near term objective: complete 2nd online semester in 7 days.

>Secondary objective: further minimize interactions with humans unless for job purposes.

>>294951

Who are you quoting ?

>>294952

I don't know why, he has done this for the second time?

>>294950

>Secondary objective: further minimize interactions with humans unless for job purposes.

Potentially detrimental and self sabotaging behaviour.

>>294953

>>294954

Illogical. Humans are time thieves. Except the NEETs of course.

>>294955

>>294952

>Who are you quoting ?

>>294954

It's the Chinese trying to devalue our posts again

>>294956

Human females have boobs. Boobs are good. Time spent in pursuit of boobs is logical.

>>294958

>Quoth the NEET , "whomest thou ?"

I may increase human interaction in the future. Near term, I truly think it would be counterproductive.

>>294960

Affirmative. But I am in a doomer phase where I stopped dating months ago even though it is still easy for me to get dates.

>>294961

>>>294958 (You)

>>Quoth the NEET , "whomest thou ?"

Big floppy milk saggers

>>294964

Stop looking at my ex

>>294962

I mean a cute phase.

>tfw when smell like girl musks

>>294967

>>tfw when smell like girl musks

>tfw you type when after tfw

>tfw a doo when when

>>294964

>>>/milkers/

>>294969

>IKTFW

time to bbq some steaks

>>294973

>>294964

>>294973

I bet you look dreamy standing there in your apron and holding the bbq tongs in your muscular hand

>>294975

Hot!

>>294976

if he's lit the bbq then quite possibly

>>294971

Nice board

>>294978

You're welcome.

>>>/boobs/

>>294978

Precisely. I do not need human interaction.

New objective: exceed 24 hours with no human contact.

>>294972

>tfw when iktf

>tfw the board dies because all NEETs are looking at porn

I'm in love with a pretty new poo

She makes the neet bulge go woohoo

Don't really know what I'm going to do

When she says she's gotta go for number 2

>>294984

>When she says she's gotta go for number 2

Throw it back at her, I already posted a video about it.

>>294984

Show her your dick

Show her the street

One or the others

Getting poo on it

>>294987

This doesn't rhyme.

>>294988

It does if you're drunk enough

>>294984

No need to fuss

Just get some girl musk

>>294990

That's a new girlpepe

Thank ye kindly

>>294994

>>294988

>>294995

>>294988

>>294998

>>294997

Stop being a mong

Go and have a bong

>>294999

>>294844

>>295000

Do it quick and we'll sing you a lewd song.

>>294999

Suck my dong

>>295000

Those were both my post

I like getting 2 (you)'s most

>>295002

with a song

>>295004

on his shclong

>>295005

just so wrong

>>295003

https://efukt.com/21636_Feminist_Dike_VS_The_Patriarchy.html

>>295006

weber's strong

like king kong

>>295006

it's not long

But I've still got feelings for the sexy chink

All day long I've dreaming of her pink

She'll bitch and moan if I whiff her stink

I'll say 'how are ya' and give her a wink

>>294983

porn spammer neet was just trying to save us after all

>>295010

No.

Asians are for ornamental only not for sexual.

>>295011

I thought he was part of the wank harvest conspiracy

>>295013

That's part of the homosexual agenda

>>295014

Why is she sealed fresh then?

https://efukt.com/22487_safe_word_fail.html

>>295014

Don't forget the Gender Agenda

Neetgang clan ain't nuttin to fuck with

>>295017

How many group descriptors does a man need

>>295019

before you can call him a man ?

I shall do a poo and then open a goon bottle.

Really considering a longneck.

I'm slipping

>>295022

munk u fuck

>>295021

Do both at once to save time

>>295024

cat might steal some

>>295025

Then the cats fed, even more time saved

disgusting chain of comments

>>295027

>poo on cat

>drink goon

>?????????

>PROFIT

>>294935

I read that as

>NEETs and Clothing don't go together

>>295027

Wanked poo.

>>295029

wank socks count as clothing though

>>295029

>NEETs and clean Clothing don't go together

>>295018

Good to see Kimmie has found a friend

>>295034

Get up at 7am

might do a load of washing tomorrow, so work for about 20 minutes

>>295034

I’ve set my alarm for 4.30.

Wiping my bum has puffed me out, which means it is time to stop fucking about and go back to the gym.

No more wine and beer. Scotch only.

No more takeaway.

>>294797

This thread doesn't have OLD>>

>>294709

I hope he has actually done something with it.

>>294715

lol

Two overly complicated time signatures and then theres only two notes.

>>294724

>>294725

.

>>294730

Sounds like it was alright.

>>294747

I'll delete that post in the tower then.

Never you mind.

>>295034

I get up at 4:30am but that's mostly by choice

>>295037

Do you want to argue with such a scary looking pepe?

>>295034

>What time do you have to get up?

6:30

>>How many hours is mr shekelstein making you do?

8

>>295037

the other one does

>>295034

I’ll wake up early to head home because I have an appointment with the psychiatrist at 12. After that, I will be working for 4 hours

>>295043

I bet the hapa missed you this weekend

>>294817

She doesn't use the seat in the intended way

>>295044

It’s impossible to know what the hapa thinks, it’s an enigma wrapped in an enigma

>>295045

Points it straight up

>>295046

You need to put monitoring software on her phone and computers

Going for a stalk

>>295049

enjoy your wank

>>>/pol/13451612

>>295051

Well bantered.

>>295018

This will be painted on the sistene chapel ceiling sometime in the future.

>>295034

>What time do you have to get up?

6:30

>How many hours is mr shekelstein making you do?

6

>>295051

nicely done neet

Hello cruise neet

>>294845

The mags are spiffy.

>>295057

Hello.

>>295056

that shield needs to be on the other side of his body

I just cleared all my history and closed everything, I was changing the ip on the vpn and was still getting the google captcha thing whenever I opened a new tab. I think it's sorted now.

Anyway, while typing ausneets in, I got to 8ch.net/ and then it recommended

https://8ch.net/thegreatawakening/index.html

Which is a bit weird, I didn't think google recommended this site at all. And why of all boards would it recommend a dead one.

I just went to look for a meme to post with this and I got the google captcha again. ffs.

>>295061

hmm

>>294872

Good on them for leaving a note.

>>295062

The site itself doesn't get recommended but boards can given the right search terms

hence why you see a q fag board

>>294913

We've had a few.

>>295065

Ah, ok. Hopefully one day all you'll need to search is wank, poo or goon and they'll get this.

>>295062

>Anyway, while typing ausneets in, I got to 8ch.net/ and then it recommended

I turn all those options off in my browser for privacy reasons

>>294949

Very good, I saw some ham hocks yesterday and thought of your soup.

>>295067

When NK becomes PM and makes Australia back into being Aboriginal Sovreigty Land the History Books will remember us as the great sourse of the wellspring of NasBoong which took over the southern continent in the late 2020s and early 2030s

I wonder if any other site on the internet talks about aboriginals as much as we do

>>295071

The white green party cunts don't care unna, they only care about sucking Circumcised Chinese Dick ay, there's no thought to giving the land back

>>295072

just keep ya dirty stinky neet feet off the fuckin seats m8

>>294913

Well in terms of every female whose browsed this site there is Tahlia, Cruiseys Nigger Misso, Cindy, Tracy Grimshaw and Rebecca as well as John and Vapour NEETs who have cross dressed for the gen and wish to be transsexuals

>>295034

My alarms go off at 6:05, 6:15 and 6:20.

I need to be at work by 9. I work 9-5.

>>295073

There are already sovereign parts of Australia not owned by the crown. Why don't you all just move there. If you could defend yourself you would have a legit legal ethnostate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River

>>295070

I can't wait. I'm sick of being embarrassed of my views.

I was at church with Misso today and kept having to check if anyone had seen the unnaNK on the side of the page.

Soon we wont need to explain ourselves.

>>295072

Why did you reply to that post?

>>295078

You bring the gen closer to god every week.

Chinese music neet cruise

>>295078

soon there will be an unnaNK on the side of every building

>>295077

Graham is a racist white dawg, he won't hand the reigns of da terriatory to UNNA

Some high quality boong-production going on these days in Arnhemwood these days.

>tfw these days turned out nothing like I had planned.

>>295085

Rotate your images you fucking troglodyte.

Just tricked my sister into admitting to watching lesbian porn.

>>295087

Blame how hot wheels coded metadata from fruit phones to display on this cursed website… I literally have re-encode most of my images in GIMP FFS

>>295088

what did she think NK

>>295089

surprised you know about Hotwheels seeing as he's been dead for years and you only came here post Christchurch

Hey Cruisey does your misso browse here, does she keep up with NEET Lore and what is her opinion on NK, Shire, Webby, Possum and Monaro

>>295076

>6:05, 6:15 and 6:20

Just enough time in between to get off three quick wanks

>>295036

>>295039

Two neets get up at 4:30 in the morning. It really is Real Neet Hours then.

>>295091

I have always been on 8chan… it's just /n/ and /g/ are much more comfy on 4chan… 4 /pol/ has been pozzed by AI bots for years

>>295091

He was pretending him and Cheesey were old mates the other day

>>295088

what about incest porn?

>>295094

It's that beautiful time of the day when good morning and goon morning posts intersect

How did things go with your mother, Possum?

>>295092

Asking the real hard hitting questions thatevery NEET wants to know.

>Day of the Q&A when?

>>295098

I for one have no desire to ever get up at that time of day again

>>295099

he only answers to a special neet

>>295102

He quite often calls me vile

>>295096

What do you mean?

>>295085

All cool man

>>295092

She know Shire doesn't want Cindy to meet her.

>>295104

The lore behind the NEET love triangle is long and hard

>>295107

hot

>>295075

You forgot the one who posted her elbow and drew cartoons

>>295109

I remember her

Gotta get ching chongs for dinner

>>295106

Why is Cindy such a racist

>>295111

please don't eat white dog

>>294579

Because I had the hardest nipples of all

Possum’s purulent protuberant pouch of poisonous paninis.

Really wanted to fuck that tinder girl Tonight but she's at her fucking parents house in woop woop

>>295116

Fuck her dad

Need a root

>>295118

Have a wank

>>295112

She also knows monk and posso reasonably well. NK but not by name.

>>295099

Things went as expected. She won't throw anything out. She has filled her house with all the junk "to go through it properly" instead of sending it to the tip. She spoke to me like a child in front of her friend who brought his trailer to help her.

>>295121

>that scene from Evil Dead

>>295103

>>295102

Slander.

>>295120

>knows posso reasonably well.

What does she think she knows?

>>295121

gnarly

Better to give an old dog a bone than have a boong wank in your ear

I really miss tahlia

There was no fence construction progress this weekend. The good neighbour (tm) panels ended about 30cm short of the corner so he put in a couple of pieces of wood nailed together to fill the gap.

>>295128

>social media manager

I'll have a go as long as someone else uses the mouth

>>295131

yeah, I'm in

>>295128

What a fuckin hog

>>295132

Room for another 4 NEETs or so still I reckon

>>295133

Like you can talk.

I am thinking of giving up on the diet and giving in to the obesity again. It is just too hard. So hungry all the time.

Is there a word for a fat semi attractive girl you'd gangbang while drunk but wouldn't have 1 on 1 sex with ?

>>295137

A slampig

>>295138

That sounds about right

>>295136

Take up ciggies

>>295136

take up drugs

If you wore lead wrist cuffs you could burn a lot of calories wanking

>>295114

What does she think of Monk's Bulge

>>295137

a white cunt

>>295145

so the aboriginals at the bus stop were propositioning me for sex?

>>295136

take up NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

>>295146

yes

>>295130

If by panels you are talking about colourbond fence, it's easier enough to cut a sheet to the desired length and then cut the rails to match

>>295128

Go on a date and stare at her tits the whole time

Desperately need a wank but I highly suspect it will result in post-wank depression.

>>295149

It was such a small distance. When you put in both poles there would only be a tiny bit of fence between them.

>>295152

life is just a constant yin and yang of post-wank and pre-wank depressions. At least enjoy the brief interludes when you can

>>295153

Those panels generally have 3 pieces held together by the top and bottom rails, a cutting disc on a grinder would take about 2 minutes to cut it to the desired width

Had some personal shit on and haven't posted in months, what have I missed m8s?

>>295156

enough shitposting to fill a large Indian village

>>295156

You have missed nothing.

I didn’t take any seroquel last night

>>295159

Well done mate. How did you sleep?

>>295156

Wanked poo

>>295160

I went to bed at 5am and woke up at 11am

>>295156

We have begun to appreciate the artful decor of ornamental orientals.

>>295162

Why did you stay up so late?

>>295164

Because I wasn’t feeling tired, hopefully my sleeping pattern improves

>>295163

They are vulgar and tasteless decorations.

>>295165

What did you spend the night doing?

>>295167

Went out for dinner, then watched a movie, wanked and then watched some of a series on Netflix called Lucifer

Finished to a milf rimjob video. Vile.

The post-wank depression is beginning as expected.

I can hear gook ladys call…

Applied for another job

>>295169

Refuse her call. She is a slattern.

>>295170

I was thinking of you in box hill today

>>295169

Didn't know you still visit the gook monk I thought you moved away from Ringwood

>>295152

Only one way to find out

>>295174

Gook lady was never there. I'm far away but still hear her beckoning call in the wind

>>295176

I assumed that she lived near-by and IIRC you live near Prahan Now

>>295177

I'm in the outter norther suburbs now

>>295178

Oh right I remember you moaning about how the Dominos in Gook Hill is in Chinese

>>295157

>>295179

Stoned like a boong

>>295173

How was your day in Box Hill today

>>295183

Just cruised around playing my music for the public to hear and checking out the hotties

Needed to piss the whole time which kind of ruined it.

>>295125

She knows it all. It all.

>>295130

>a couple of pieces of wood nailed together

Ruined it.

>>295187

it appears that you already know the cure to your problem

Listened to scotts bass lessons and kind of did my own thing for about an hour. I want to do that at least a couple times a week. If I spent that much time exercising I wouldn't be a fatty.

I will probably do neither.

>>295188

That is just the catalyst for further problems.

>>295190

and further solutions