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NEET General #389 I Wanked the Lore Edition NEET 06/30/19 (Sun) 05:20:47 No.294797 [View All]

The Lore knows all NEETs

It sees all

It remembers all

701 postsand77 image repliesomitted. Click reply to view. ____________________________

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Post last edited at 06/30/19 (Sun) 08:42:28

NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:34:16 No.295509

There's a dirty neet infront of me watching gaming videos on YouTube at a loud volume

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:34:28 No.295510

>>295504

Corned beef should be fine by itself, provided you aren't covering it in white sauce or eating it with a lot of starchy vegetables.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:35:24 No.295511

>>295510

>covering it in white sauce

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:36:58 No.295512

>>295509

NEET and greet him

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:44:29 No.295513

>>295508

Any hot boongs?

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:49:56 No.295514

>>295510

That sounds like permission. Thank you.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:51:30 No.295515

>>295512

>>295511

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:54:14 No.295516

>>295515

Well reply bantered.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:54:51 No.295517

I am going to go for a drive. Might hit the 100km/h road if I am feeling game. Need to get used to driving at high speeds.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 04:59:52 No.295518

5mg of dex down the hatch

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:03:02 No.295519

20mg of ritalin down the hatch

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:03:36 No.295520

Time to iron my shirt for work

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:04:28 No.295521

I still have to decide on my birthday debauchery

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:07:41 No.295522

>>295521

What are your options

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:10:09 No.295523

>>295522

Drugs,booze,whores, possible not-whores and pub food.

Maybe not in that order though

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:30:20 No.295524

Got quoted $1050 for the panel someone hit yesterday.

How much do you reckon I could extract from that? 700?

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:39:51 No.295525

Having a post Vietnamese roll custard filled chocolate eclair

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:41:56 No.295526

>>295525

you gourmet boong

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:45:41 No.295527

>>295517

u fucking what mate ?

i hit 75km/h going down the gateway bridge on my bicycle with a tire contact patch the size of your pinky finger

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:49:30 No.295528

>>295527

U r so kewl !!!

I widh Icould B U

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:52:57 No.295529

>>295525

just got back from a ride to the servo and bottle o…

2litres of milk (thanks for drinking it roomate) and 2 x 2litres of Goon and it now its raining .. so comfy nite in…. gonna put a roast and taties on in an hour

>>295528

You guys need to get out more thats all im saying… riding around is good for your body and mind

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:55:16 No.295530

Tax return of $1400

Goon sacks for all

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 05:58:04 No.295531

>>295530

Not bad.

Can't do mine until the fucking bank tells me how much interest I made.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:05:41 No.295532

>>295530

i gotta say Australia's tax policy is pretty remarkable…… the IRS in America is just plain sadomasochistic

t. worked with plenty expat burgers

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:10:47 No.295533

File: 0f43686622697ce⋯.jpg (255.27 KB,1080x1350,4:5,1561535283967.jpg)

I STILL THINK WE SHOULD REPORT ALL CAM GIRLS TO THE ATO

#TAXMEETOO

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:12:09 No.295534

Might be time for a wank I think

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:40:49 No.295535

>>295520

I hope you washed it first.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:46:34 No.295536

Post-wank motivation

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:48:17 No.295537

>>295525

Hot

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:50:48 No.295538

threads dead for a monday… proof most people here are wagies …

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:53:31 No.295539

>>295538

/AUSWAGIES/

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:54:19 No.295540

File: ac1857eb6692284⋯.jpg (12.8 KB,250x241,250:241,ac1857eb6692284052998cfa76….jpg)

>>295426

Sexy

>>295455

You need to keep some up 'n gos next to your bed.

How was it?

>soon

>404

Better be the outside dunny. Don't want more NEETs getting yelled at by their mummybot for smoking inside.

>>295489

>Pic related.

>mfw

>>295524

Not sure, if you wanna pay him cash I'd offer the full quote of $1050 just for the sake that you're trying to dodge the insurance company.

>>295533

If she wasn't such a roastie I'd wife her.

>Those genetics.

>>295534

Agreed.

>>295538

Weekday threads are always slow Rebecca, what else do you do while you're at the ASIO office?

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:54:26 No.295541

>>295535

I took all of my washing home to have it washed

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:55:39 No.295542

12 hours until I have to wake up for the slavery.

>tfw listening to necromancer

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 06:59:47 No.295543

>>295540

Nah some cunt scraped me and left their number. I don't wanna deal with insurance just because I don't care about the damage and want the cash instead. I reckon 600 is a fair ask.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:02:53 No.295544

File: 8ddba5d7fda8c7c⋯.jpg (305.03 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Space4.jpg)

>>295540

>Weekday threads are always slow Rebecca, what else do you do while you're at the ASIO office?

guard the UFO's the lockheeds faggots running the JORN think they are hot shit

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:06:56 No.295545

>>295543

Ohh, in that case that's probably fair. Have you contacted the person yet? taking $300-$400 off what you're quoted to fix it should work in your favour. Seems like they'd go for it, not much to lose by asking.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:08:23 No.295546

File: 61a9ccb80d8e200⋯.png (140.75 KB,253x348,253:348,Hmmmmm.png)

>>295544

Big 'hmmmmm

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:10:13 No.295547

>>295458

Going for a wank is a good one.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:10:44 No.295548

>>295541

Good move mate.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:16:05 No.295549

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>>295521

>I still have to decide on my birthday debauchery

Me to.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:16:14 No.295550

Just had a KitKat block

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:16:31 No.295551

Good news, minimal lethargy today once I was out of bed.

Had a big brunch, one (1) coffee and ran a few errands with relatively high energy.

Having the second and last coffee now before trying to smash out some more to-do items. Got a shift at some new slavepit tomorrow with an early start. A promising week so far.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:16:52 No.295552

>>295521

Have a quiet day surrounded by family and friends. Debauchery brings nothing but misery.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:17:15 No.295554

>>295551

nice

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:18:15 No.295555

New Thread: >>295553

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:18:26 No.295556

>>295550

You earned it m8!

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:19:02 No.295557

>>295551

Sounds like things are going well now mate. You did well to stay strong and resist the temptations along the way.

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:19:10 No.295558

Smelly

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NEET 07/01/19 (Mon) 07:19:20 No.295559

bum rash

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