/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I'm about to have my fifth

>>273589

Has cheesy returned?

he should fuck off again

>>273589

The bum rash is returning?

>>273590

Beethoven's 5th

>>273594

It's on my belly.

>>273595

Master Beethoven's 5

>>273596

His bum or your rash ?

>>273579

I did do catch up but there was so much I had to skim and couldn't give any reply (you)s.

I saw that NK is moving out. Good for him. NK you should leave all your vile things behind and start fresh, sober and wholesome in your new flat. A new start.

>>273599

>NK you should leave all your vile things behind

He would have literally no things

>>273596

Good, keep it moist and it'll return to it's home in the bum.

>>273598

Hot

>>273599

<Extremely unlikely

>>273599

You have a bizarre amount of faith in our little unna.

It's really strange that you accept him for who and what he is and still want the best out of him. but not others

I've seen sober boongs before and they never look happy

>>273599

yeah I agree, it's he's chance to start again

>>273606

Give a boong a bag of goon and he's happy

Teach him to make goon and he'll tell you to FUCK OFF WOIT DOG CUNT

>>273604

He has made a lot of progress. He has shown that he can grow.

>>273609

I've shown that I can grow too

>>273610

Not nearly enough growth though m8

>>273610

indeed you can

>>273609

He has, some of the other NEETs must've been through that in the past and have plateaued. It can't always be endless progression.

>>273610

Maybe that's why he's moving away from his mummybot's prying eyes

>>273609

I agree, his poo pictures are improving this week.

>>273593

>>273615

Metamucil poos are lying poos.

Yeah, it's true, NK has moved forward.

I bet this time next year he'll be getting young ladies to sign consent forms after he rapes them.

if they cum it wasnt rape

>>273618

His new van will be a game changer

>>273619

if you give consent before it starts they can't rape you

>>273619

>tfw raped more women than rapeNEET

>>273617

He told me he'll bulk up for a special poo when he moved in he told me. He's preparing.

>>273623

fake poo

I will be going soon enough. Another two weeks off. I am going to have to develop a strategy to deal with the intrusive thoughts. I think step one will be stopping responding to them by saying insulting things to myself out loud. I do it in public sometimes. Some weird loser suddenly barking out "stupid fat pig!" to himself as he walks the doggo. What a sight.

>>273625

He may have been saying he failed to make women cum therefore he raped them

As a joke kinda thing

>>273626

oversized frog images are a waste of resources

I'm genuinely excited to see pics of NKs new place

>>273630

all we're going to see is his toilet and his bed

>>273627

You're not a weird loser, just a guy that says strange things out loud.

I hope you keep well, I want to go see you again soonish. Probably not in the next two weeks. I bought a new car and want it serviced before going on too many cruises.

>>273627

Possum, wtf are you thinking - you're not going to change your life dramatically by sitting around bored out of your mind reading star wars all day.

>>273632

In the one poo pic

Mummybot lets me use the train tracker website.

>>273636

anything to stop your raiding the tendie drawer

>>273636

Artcnigger

How should creatine taste?

>>273639

ground up glass

>>273637

and her knickers drawer.

>>273639

like boong semen

>>273639

like boong semen and sweat

>>273642

kek

mindmeld

>>273640

I wouldn't put it past the chinks.

Where do the chinks get boong semen?

>>273646

They get our stolen wanks and tell them it's from boongs

>>273644

Yeah, this place man.

>>273636

Because of that selfish neet I go here now, just zoom in to the train your interested in and watch as it moves across the country

https://junatkartalla.vr.fi/?lang=en-US

>>273646

they use synthetic boong semen

Take care Posso, send me an email whenever, if you want.

I'm going to go have a lay down bit puffed.

>>273633

I saw that you got a new car. An outback, very very nice. Well done mate. I look forward to seeing it. When I am back online in two weeks we can talk about our next outing. I look forward to it.

A lady at the supermarket today told me that she had been driving behind me and one of my brake lights isn't working. So it looks like I am finally going to have to get my car serviced. Two years I have had it and haven't been able to work up the courage to book a service.

I hate deadlifting.

I hate working

I hate everything

I love wanking

>>273634

I think breaking the internet addiction is an important and necessary step to recovering my mental health.

It is not everything in itself but it is necessary. I need to reclaim my mind and my thoughts. Break the cycle of hyper stimulation.

>>273651

Too much wanking?

>>273658

hope it helps m8

>>273657

>IKTF

>>273658

Yeah, hang in there m8.

Well the whole process went well enough. There were fucking heaps of asians and indians at the clinic. It was all free of course, there was some cute girls there. It was weird to think everyone sitting there had some kind of bum rash.

The doctor I got was this older white hippie girl, she was pretty good, explained everything and was nice too. Asked if I smoked ciggies because they suppress your immune system and slow healing or something. She sprayed my dick with -180c nitrogen or whatever, then had me lay on my side and spread those ol cheeks, had to hold one up for her. The bumhole part was a bit painful but otherwise it was fine. I don't have any awkwardness getting my cock out for doctors anymore.

Now I have some creams to apply for a little while as I await the results of all the testing.

Overall I'm happy with the service and the procedure. Forgot to take some free blueberry condoms.

I'm massively relieved, should have gone earlier but she did say I was at no risk of cancer or anything and that it was just the standard bum rash that majority of people will get at some point.

>>273662

Dan is being really discriminatory this week as I switch between bogan and wagie outfits

>>273658

Have a wank

>>273665

>majority of people will get at some point

she was just being kind

most people will never get this

>>273665

>can ya just hold that bum cheek up a bit for us luv ?

>>273665

glad it went well mate

>>273667

75% of aussies have the

==HPV== mate

>>273668

She was basically like that, it was weirdly calming. Just glad she didnt stick her finger up, she said I'll have to apply the cream inside.

>>273670

wizards cant get hpv

>>273670

It's

ANAL HPV

>>273670

they've been vaccinating highschool kids for hpv for about 15 years now

>>273671

Can't you get it from sex with toilet seats ?

>>273665

who gave you the hpv?

>>273674

She said I probably got the anal hpv from my towel rubbing on my penile hpv

>>273675

some filthy slut of a toilet seat

>>273676

Oh god, possum/cruisey/secret overlord, please banner this post

Wank

the

dog

and

Fuck

The

large

Cops

bumhole

Well, that went in a strange direction

>>273688

Indeed cuntstable

>>273676

>>273679

>>273680

>>273681

>>273682

>>273683

>>273684

>>273685

>>273686

>>273687

>>273688

>>273692

dont get raped neet

>>273692

I did that earlier !

Have fun m8

>>273693

Its kind of a popular place

Kinda scuured, never smoked there before

>>273695

say goodbye to your anal virginity m8

Marijuana loosens the muscles so try and smoke the joint BEFORE you get raped, not after

>>273698

this neet is wise from experience

See you in two weeks.

Maybe.

>>273701

Cheers m8, hope it all works out good.

bye

>>273699

Kinda true actually

my ex would only let me do things to her bottom when she was really stoned, dunno if that was physical or mental

>>273701

Goon bye

Theres one more week in the semester and the last assignment for this subject is due at midnight tonight.

I haven't watched a single minute of any of the lectures and now I'm realising that I'm kind of fucked

I always do this shit and never learn

Fuck me dead I'm a dumb cunt

>>273704

i thought you were wise from being the rapee. but actually were the raper

>>273707

Is it rape if it's your gf and she can only say blehhh ?

>>273706

do meth to study faster. even if you fail you'll still have a good time

>>273709

Less teeth = less resistance for blowjobs. A win for every jo

Boong chicks can lose their teeth without taking meth

Once again proving them the superior race

>>273710

Who needs a career when you can suck dicks under bridges

>>273706

Can you apply for an extension or say your granny died or something ?

>>273713

Hi john

Hawww fuck yee cunts just got paid

$677 im fuckin loaded

>>273716

thats good m8 for one blow job

>>273715

No it's not me

>>273716

buy meth

>>273718

Oh, alright, sorry.

How's the new genitals going anyway ?

>>273713

His clients are the Carers.

>>273720

Dilating is a pain

>>273717

He's becoming a real earner with his skills.

If we put this NEET to work he could fund the whole commune.

At $677 a bj I estimate we can make 6 bazillion dollars from his efforts

I had a wank at work a few times

>>273727

Was it messy?

>>273701

See you then mate. Take care of yourself.

>>273727

I had a couple wanks at uni

>>273728

Nah, went in her hair mainly

someone needs to make something like this with a bag of goon

>>273726

we got an executive over here

>>273733

nice

steve Irwin fingered my dad

Its those young victorian neets shitting up the board I Bet

>>273736

Got it on film?

>>273725

if we put the profits back into investment we can make our own meth manufacturing plant to pay the blowjob NEET

>>273740

what kind of degenerate wears jeans in the ocean

>>273739

Would .. would that be true communism ?

>>273737

yeah those fucking methheads

>>273741

One with a big bum

>>273742

i think it's just libertarianism with some slavery involved

Going to have a big mac for dinner

>>273745

In soviet Russia bjNEET gives meth to you

Desire to become an opiate addicted expat in Cambodia intensifying

>>273748

have a wank

>>273746

with fries?

>>273746

How about that weather today aye

I feel the need NEETs

In the near future I must spray my vile fluids in or on a female human being once again.

>>273753

>>273749

>>273740

Webby is seeing her next week sometime.

No report about how the big mac was. Unimpressed

The trains have been a hoot and a half tonight.

>>273750

The voucher is for a big mac

Worked today for 8 hours

Train Tracker on one monitor, Harry Potter 17 on the other. Bowl of choccy ice cream.

>>273756

Monday.

A big mac for lunch and a big mac for dinner

Big Mac, big wank

>>273764

A hard earned big Mac deserves a big cold wank

>>273756

If Webber does bindy we all get a turn after

It's the NEET code

>>273766

With her or with him?

>>273767

I'll have her, you can have him

>>273769

You won’t touch the sides after him.

>>273770

I just want to dress up as a sting ray and run at her screaming

>>273771

>first your dad

>NOW YOU WHORE

Looking for neetkings new house tour vid on saturday

>>273771

I wanna have sex with her bro

>>273775

I want her hpv

>>273776

Starting to realise I'm not depressed

I just have a terrible life

>>273775

Is her bro legal yet?

>>273777

you need more in your life.

you need meth

>>273779

Methamucil

$$\left[\frac{smoke}{meth}\right]$$

Are you still eating NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, NK?

Another thing I have been doing to fill in the no internet time is I have been cleaning up the yard. I am in the middle of dismantling the back fence. It is so old and fucked. The wood comes away pretty easy since it has rotted so much but the corrugated iron has been tricky. I have suffered many cuts.

>>273782

Oh ffs. That filter. D3xies.

>>273783

What else have you been doing?

I am planning to sort out the inside of the house soon. I need to do something about the dog piss problem.

>>273786

Do you have floorboards or a slab?

>>273787

He has only been pissing in the laundry.

>>273789

And you need the piss in other rooms?

>>273599

Oh yes, NK you absolute mad boong, btw NK if shit doesn't work out but don't want to live with mummybot I'd let you live in my toilet

>tfw no NEETs ever offer you their toilets

I have been staying up longer and sleeping in later since I quit the internet. I had not expected that.

>>273794

Has quitting the internet affected your wanks?

>>273795

Just what are you implying?

>>273796

Have you put the weight back on?

Going to try and have no wanks tomorrow.

Possum do you have downloaded porn to wank to

>>273799

Just what are you implying?

>>273799

I printed porn off on the printer. I tried gifs but they don't move and came out in black on white

Might have a wank later on

Assisted wanks

Eating my first vegetable since Friday

>>273805

performing oral sex on quadraplegics isn't cool bro

>>273804

Manual wanks

Electrically operated double-clutch wanks

Feeling pretty depressed regarding my progress in the gym and some other shit going on. I'll explain it tomorrow, I really need some advice from my neet elders.

>>273809

> I really need some advice from my neet elders

If it fits up your bum then God wanted it to be there

>>273809

I'm here 4u

>>273809

Put it to the council tomorrow night.

>>273809

We await the Oracle

>>273809

Things aren't as bad as they seem. Don't panic. Everything will work out okay.

>>273812

Sometimes you put it to the council, sometimes the council puts it to you

anyone itt

>>273816

Aye aye

Wanked goon

Wanked boong

Wanked anal

midnight wanking/finish uni group work

edging helps me finish uni work lol

Wanked dog

>>273821

Tribute the essay

>>273800

Goon work!

JESUS CHRIST

the immigrant line markers doing the resurfaced road are talking smack and about to get into a fight with each other @ 3:26 in the morning….. what fucking idiots

>>273825

Livestream it

I'm off for a sleep,

goob noight ya dumb dogs

>>273827

i dont have any social media so thats impossible

literally a fucking muhamed terrorist speaking in jihad and iriish methhead who has an incredibly thick accent… they are loud shitty crew fuck… im not even going to turn on the lights…

1975. What a year.

>>273833

For wanking?

So fuckin sick of this wage lifestyle

Usually I'm more or less ontop of my shit but lately I've been sleeping in, skipping breakfast, buying my lunch, etc. Stressed and unorganized

Struggling to get out of bed this week

>>273786

Theres not a whole lot that can be done tbh unless you want to put a fence up and then put a doggy door in.

Good morning friends.

>>273840

The days are getting shorter and it's colder, I've noticed it too. My alarm used to be 5:30 but is now 6 and I'm not getting out of bed til almost 7 most mornings.

>>273833

1963 Oh what a night

Wank stains began appearing on my chair. It's all over.

>>273846

Phantom wank stains ?

Are ghosts masturbating on your chair ?

Traffic's off the wall today

Gonna be late

>>273850

Are you posting here while driving?

I wonder how badly jointintheparkNEET got raped last night

goon morning

>>273853

hope he's ok

>>273855

His bum was, but only just.

6/10.

>>273856

You're quite generous.

The other 47 rapists only rated him a 4 at best.

>>273857

those "rapists" are probably pajeets in a call centre cupboard

To wage. Once again.

Have a good one NEETies.

>>273859

you too wagieie

Having some depression burgers in the carpark.

Feel like going home

Hot boong wank

Boonged wank

How do you stop a boong from drowning ?

take your foot off his head, haha

8 hours until I can go home and be stressed out for no apparent reason

>>273865

Sounds like you need a wank

>>273866

Emergency stress relief wanking team deployed sir

When I win lotto I'm gonna hire some aboriginals and use them as furniture

Explosive aboriginal ejaculation in disabled African anus

>>273869

Would that count as interacial ?

My eyes are killing me for some reason today

>>273871

Sounds like they need a wank

That vegetable I had last night has done wonders for my poo

Assistive wanking technology

Going for a volunteer

>>273833

What a time it was

>>273840

Sounds like depression

Wanked grape

Wondering if I should get some durries at lunch

>>273879

Yeah treat yourself bro

Howdy NEEToes, got a rather worrying call from my Dr at about 9:30am and told me to head straight to the blood donation place, my iron levels were through the roof, anyway the blood place has taken a fair bit of my blood and I'm feeling pretty weird but also a lot better, the Dr has officially diagnosed me with inherited haemochromatosis, I'll have to visit a blood bank one to two times a month to have my blood drained and get rid of the excess iron.

I can smell my butt right now.

>>273881

It isn't diet related?

>>273881

Are you going to be alright bro?

In 25 minutes I'll be home and wanking after a hard day at uni.

>>273883

You only have to change your diet + take iron pills if you are deficient in it. I knew an elderly lady who donated blood every year for the sake of donating blood. Then on year she stopped and died from the illness.

>>273883

No, it's from a mutated gene I have, I've inherited it from both my parents, it makes your body absorb too much iron, It's called the HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…

>>273884

Yeah I'll be fine, just have to keep giving blood donations to keep my iron levels under control.

>>273888

>it's from a mutated gene

So basically you're saying you're a mutant iron man, and you have the trips to prove it.

>>273887

> and smoke you guys

please don't kill me

>>273889

>>273891

Kek, bloody good song that.

And you work as a mechanic,with iron …

Hmmmm

This also probably describes my "depression" too, Iron overload causes fatigue(which I always put down to depression) and muscle aches, eventually it leads to liver damage and other stuff if untreated.

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, thinking of changing jobs to a part time job. There's nothing too bad about this job apart from the gradual increase in stress/depression that I'm getting from dedicating pretty much all my time to waging , I feel that my mental state will be a lot better if I'm only working for 20-25 hours as opposed to 36. Having said all that I don't want to make this decision impulsively.

>>273894

When i had jobs i found working 8 hour days so fucking tiring let alone 4 or 5 in a row.

>>273895

So are we going to see a new and improved Shire?

>>273893

low iodine levels also causes depression. What were your levels in that?

>>273887

See can't wait to get home and blaze it

Vietnamese roll and durries in the Dan's carpark

>>273898

I dunno, I feel I am doing the best I can with things, I actually feel a lot more energetic after getting my blood drained, might just be placebo though.

>>273899

Dr said everything else was spot on and perfect with my blood and other levels, apart from my platelets, they have an abnormal shape, but she said it could be from the excess iron messing with them.

>>273896

I wish I could spend all my time waging

Volunteered today for 2 hours

>>273904

Mutt

>yfw mum bought you 2 fleetwood mac tickets for your bday but you don't even know another person

>>273907

Take your mummybot with you.

>>273907

Sell the second one and use the cash to buy meth

>>273907

Thats the sort of situation that keeps me up at night

>>273910

whys that

>>273911

Because he is mentally ill.

>>273881

Good luck with it Shire. Sounds like a scary situation, but a manageable one for you going forward.

>>273913

is that a uni

>>273914

Cheers m8, she'll be right,

>>273912

iktf

>>273916

Surprisingly white

>>273916

Did you rape those Granny's

>>273918

Is that monash?

>>273921

>Surprisingly white

probably near the arts faculty

>>273924

Yeah

>>273904

>Brazenly claiming the fingols are "european"

Truly the triumph of the jews is complete.

>>273926

?

Shower wank complete

>>273928

>wank complete

Sounds like you need a wank

Wage poo, number two

A break for me, a post for you

>>273888

Can they use your blood for donations?

https://www.perthnow.com.au/business/personal-finance/cash-strapped-young-women-turn-to-cyber-bChicken Perioding-websites-ng-b881208638z

What a surprise

>>273932

Yep, guess I get to do something generous once a month or so now.

>>273935

My brother gives blood once a month

They give him a cookie and a glass of orange juice

>>273934

can we spoiler the Bulge pictures please

>>273937

All the iron makes the bulge bulgier

bulgier Bulgarian bulge

>>273936

Yeah got a cookie and some juice afterwards, the seats are also comfy as fuck.

>>273940

My brother said you can't specify your blood only go to white people or I'd do it myself

And they don't want my blood because drugs

>>273939

the BBB Brigade

Don't know if it's also placebo, but I feel really lose and flexible, like all the tension in my joints have eased up, feel pretty good.

>>273943

That's good to hear m8

tfw cant dontae blood cause had anal sex in the past 6 months

tfw can't donate semen cause had boong sex last night

Need a wank

>>273947

donate your wank to the wank bank

Do they accept your blood if you smoke buds

>>273950

they probs give your blood to aboriginals

>>273930

Lovely poem.

>>273931

Looks like a comfy spot.

>>273933

That URL.

>What a surprise

>>273951

they swap it to the abos for boong semen then sell that to the chinese

Off to work

>>273927

Finns are Uralic and not "indo-european", hence the term Fingol.

>>273953

The chinks then ferment it and use it as a sauce. They consider it a delicacy.

>>273957

what a qt

>>273931

You are a boong.

>>273960

Who has stolen a white man's fingers. Return them to their owner.

>>273961

White dog take my land, I take his fingers

>ordered dominos again

how I can break the cycle bros

>>273963

kek, the white nationalist doggo

>>273966

Order pizza hut online:

https://www.pizzahut.com.au/

Misso making some spag bol for din dins

>>273969

give her one up the bum while she's cooking

>>273970

nah

Vile comments from embarrassing sexless neets.

Tempted.

https://www.bikesales.com.au/bikes/details/2010-honda-cbr600rr-my11/OAG-AD-17117502/?Cr=4&psq=(And.Service.Bikesales._.(C.Make.Honda._.Model.CBR600RR.)_.State.NSW.)&pso=0&pss=Premium#

>>273972

When was the last time you had sex, possum?

>>273970

rude

>>273973

fastboi

Rainbow serpent

>>273980

>>273982

Delete

>>273980

Yeah I have that bun thing, kinda look like the 2nd guy.

>>273986

I have a seax a friend gave me for a birthday a while back.

>>273986

Nice knives unna

>>273987

That's really cool.

>>273987

>seax

tfw you've never had a seax

>>273992

have seax