/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Ah, your thread is better

I admit defeat

>>321189

The thought of a boong in the night did arouse me though.

>>321190

I'll save it for another occasion

Maybe next Valentines day

>>321187

Out of all the shitty things about me, my face, penis, and legs are the few things I'm not ashamed about.

>>321191

I'm unsure what to do. Your thread was posted before this one but formatted wrong.

>>321193

I relinquish the early posting thingy

>>321192

You have a bad torso and arms ?

>>321194

That is very humble of you NEET.

>>321196

Tbh I like to make my threads more offensive, that was a rush job.

Spins me out how much my plants drink when they hit their growth spurt.

60l in the last 3 days

>>321195

I have no muscle anywhere but my legs really. I'm pretty skinny now but used to be a bit fat so I look a little odd in certain lights.

I'm supposed to be doing uni work today but I cbf. I really miss being NEET. I just turned 22 so my centrelink check went way up too. Can't even appreciate it.

>>321201

They pretty much combined the dole and austudy didn't they ?

Did something happen to all the flag neets? I've been away the last few days.

>>321204

They were rounded up and gassed.

Long Live The Nameless Revolution !

>>321203

Yeah pretty much I think. I used to only get $305 now it's $460. I'll be putting in a rent assistance claim shortly so hopefully another $137.

>>321206

That's still a bit fucked, full dole and rent assistance is $700/fortnight

>>321207

How do I get full dole?? I'm just a student, but I'm technically not a 'dependent'.

>>321208

I don't really know how it works.

I got full dole when I was studying recently but that was wftd study.

Doesn't seem right you're $200 down

>>321210

Fuck! We forgot to finish exterminating the boongs! Again!

>>321211

work for the dole study??? is that what that means? I did work for the dole and got $20 extra for my trouble, back when I was on like $295 per fortnight lol

thanks for chatting lad, got me thinking if I'm getting ripped off. i'll do some investigating.

>>321209

Hmm, we really need a picture of images representing ausneet's more famous neets so we can copy and paste them into memes like this.

>>321217

Except you're a disabled boong.

>>321218

And I'm a lesbian

>>321216

Yum. Why are you eating it with a spoon?

>>321220

Because dsp tier neets can afford steak THAT TENDER.

>>321214

>>321211

DId some checking on Centrelink's site, apparently I'll get more as NewStart than I would if I were YouthAllowance as a student.

SHould I lie and pretend I'm looking to work and not at uni???????? how much work is that?

>>321222

You need to pretend to apply for 20 jobs a month.

Basically it's about 20 minutes on SEEK.

>>321224

I was doing that a while ago and it was really no hassle, except that my job agency insisted that I had to do my job search in the building.

>>321225

>except that my job agency insisted that I had to do my job search in the building

That doesn't sound right, I bet they pulled that out of their arseholes

>>321226

Yeah they were kinda dodgy like that sometimes. If you're happy being a neet avoid MaxEmployment cause they actually seem to be pretty good about trying to get you into work or study.

BusyAtWork is the ultimate bludge in my experience. I started ghosting my case worker and I haven't been cut off or messed with in ages.

>>321227

mentioning this cause MAX wanted me in the building I guess to verify I was actually looking at jobs and shit.

>>321229

Atwork haven't contacted me since I finished wftd

8 months since I've had an appointment

>>321230

He slouches like a true NEET

>>321230

>>321228

That's what a real bulge looks like.

>>321228

Can someone shop a negress into this?

>>321231

what state/region are you? want to know if this is a common BusyAtWork practice. safehaven for ausneets.

>>321220

Less things to wash I guess. What I do is scoop up a big piece of steak and bite off a small piece. I would not do this in public

>>321235

WA

>>321236

What's your recipe for this? Are there gravy and sauces in it?

>>321237

hmmmm, i'm qld. new to ausneet, is it already known that Busyatwork are useless? I've been with two of their offices and they're both equally laid back. both places run by abo women too.

>>321239

They all change pretty quickly

I think they just shuffle everyone round once in a while, I've a feeling I got lost in a change over.

>tfw no hot boong chick case worker

>>321238

The 'steak' was actually leftover beef rib with the BBQ sauce that was made to accompany the ribs, using some scotch whisky.

>>321242

if you don't want a job but want to keep them off your back just mass spam job apllications with a really shit resume and cover letter

>>321242

>demanded we required to go there 4 days a week and search for jobs until we got one

what the fuck man.

>>321245

thats all well and good untill WFTD comes up .. you cannot hide…i came off a 6 month medical exemption certifiacte and they threw me into work for dole 3 days later .. i was not happy.. the guy i normally see was away… thats why im signing up for a course this week the 25 hours is too much and such a waste

>>321246

true story. i think management wanted to cull their case load and that was a creative way of getting everyone to transfer… ill never forget that enforcer bitch and that day ,,,,

>>321244

Has she been hit with Joker poison ?

Where have you guys done your wftd? what were the best?

I did work for the dole in a Vinnies last year which was pretty alright. I got so much stuff while I was there. Heaps of books and even a full PS2 slim with controllers and singstar mic.

I did another one when I first was NEET for a month or so where we would just disassemble old donated PCs and try to make a new pc up to a certain spec minimum in order to sell them to high schools. It was pretty awesome, just down the road from hungry jacks too.

Found this quote somewhere, lol

>Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back..

>>321250

>>321247

forgot to mention, I got out of work for the dole by being recruited by BusyAtWork. I don't know what happened but suddenly I got a call asking if I wanted to switch job agencies and I said yeah, next week I didn't have to do my wftd and was NEET for a full year no questions.

>>321250

I just sign up for training courses instead

They're run by private companies that do the bare minimum and you can usually get away with fucking off because they don't want the hassle.

>>321249

The board must embrace the loving touch of Nurgle

>>321254

Nurgles girls have the best braps

>>321254

NK's sensual touch is all you need

nap time…

>>321257

fucking hell

>>321252

whats busy at work ?

>>321253

yeah i have 2 courses in mind both are online … also another story was when i as with APM their WFTD co-coordinator quit and their system melted down … they ended up putting my in an online ALFFIE course in business which was really just an hour of multiple choice questions a week. That fullfied the requiremnent also….

>>321258

You promised my nudes wouldn't end up on the internet!

>>321262

And you promised you'd lose weight …

>>321261

>ALFFIE

That was so fucking shit when I did it.

>>321258

thats actually horrifying…

> 6000 pound life

> ow muh legs !

>>321266

Something related to logistics. It didn't involve any of that enforced diversity shit like in your pictures though.

>>321263

stop being so CONTROLLING and ABUSIVE!

>>321268

its shit but its fucking great compared to 25hrs a week cleaning up a creek….

We should be able to donate semen to needy aboriginals instead of wftd

>>321270

its also funny my doc said he could not give me any more exemptions but reccomended i sign up for philisophy at the Open University …

i was also considering something business related and pursuing the NEIS application … ( new enterprise businees grant )

>>321268

Mostly this is just so they can import workers to keep down wages, keep them in indentured servitude like conditions, and denounce anyone who criticises their policies as racist.

>>321270

You should hire some pajeet in india to fill in these online exams for you.

>>321271

it would still be a 25hr a week obligation according to the government

>>321273

alffie was an absolute cakewalk but thats an interesting proposition for a more meaty course *rubs chin*

>>321275

another serious argument for government subsidised meth

>Work for the Dole 2040

>8AM Mandatory Meth Injections

>8:03AM March to Boong Storage Facility

>8:04AM-11:30PM Masturbate Furiously on Boongs

>NEETs failing to continuously masturbate for the allotted time will be fed to the other NEETs.

>>321257

>garding / park maintenance / creek clean up

>>321272

>philisophy

wank

>>321280

that the point.

seriously its what my GP recommended to get out of WFTD … he said and i quote "i have gotten 3 patients philosophy diplomas because of WFTD"

>>321281

Maybe he thinks you'll come to the realisation that one cannot criticise something they are not part of.

>>321280

Sounds pretty chill to me if you're not paying for it/paying much.

I'd like to do a philosophy course at my uni but fuck paying for it, plus doing it an actual classroom, in the city no less, would drive me mad.

>>321282

are you implying society ?

scandalous

>>321283

I thought about it ages ago but met a few people who did it and they are into Edgar Allen Poe, call themselves some form of Asian mysticism/religion and have stupid looking hair.

I don't want to sit in a room where I need to defend my views, especially when at the end they'll say it's due to some deep seeded psychological issue.

>>321284

>scandalous

I like this new flabby thighs.

I'm going to get a feed, go to bunnings and get some shopping. See you all in a bit.

>>321282

this looks like it ticks all those boxes NEETs

>>321287

you can do the first two at bunnings at the same time. that reminds me i need some tap washers…see ya mate

>>321285

Yeah that's exactly it. I think as far as education goes every steretype about the people who take a certain type of study is true.

I did an english lit class last semester and had to deal with loud 'not like other girls' girls with really dogshit 'but you see…this is actually sexist' type comments on every piece of writing ever made, and one autistic guy that argues with the lecturer about everything to look smart.

Doing an art history class currently and already noticing the massive amounts of pseuds that are basically only in this class to look smart.

>>321291

>Doing an art history

You kind of brought it upon yourself. Not meaning to victim blame of course ;)

>>321292

Yeah honestly I wasn't even thinking about people until I got in. I'm pretty serious about my studies but it's going to take some time before I honestly come to terms with the fact that I am going to be dealing with people who I absolutely loath for practically the rest of my life.

>>321293

What degree are you doing?

>>321291

>one autistic guy that argues with the lecturer about everything to look smart.

Very high chance they are also boomers to. Boomers bring in their knowledge to critique and make everything go longer.

>>321294

Bachelor of arts, majoring art history and anthropology. hoping to work in studies of material culture in the future, or live forever as a NEET i really don't care.

>>321296

I'm wanting to do an arts degree related to a foreign language or linguistics. I'm looking at Griffith, their OP requirement is 15 and I just miss out with an OP of 16.

>>321298

get a deep fried mars bar… unleash the executive…

>>321296

>anthropology

That'd be pretty cool, I've always had a bit of a fascination with migratory patterns of people.

I just had the most amazing and fucked up little bit of story happen in my Rimworld game

>Early colony I recruit a guy with Rapist trait

>I needed a good cook, fuck you

>Due to Rapist trait he later on rapes the colony leaders wife

>This is going a bit far

>I amputate half his legs and banish him

>9 months later rape baby is born

>Fast Forward 12 years in game a month or so of RL

>My colony gets raided

>Rape baby is just old enough to pick up a gun

>I pay attention because he's literally the first child to ever survive this long

>His first shot downs someone

>I pause and zoom in

>He shot the guys cock off and he's bleeding out

>Hang on, the guy has 2 wooden legs

>IT'S HIS FUCKING DAD

Seriously, dunno if the odds are weird or it was pure random but it blew me away.

3 Eastern, 7 UTC tomorrow. Draw stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

For a quick explanation of the draw: >>>/8cup/3406

>>321297

meant to send earlier but got a phonecall

Do they have like an entry program?

I dropped out of HS and got into uni later through this program called TPP, Tertiary Preparation Pathway. A couple unis have their own program that's like that. I got in at Uni of Sunshine Coast, got a transfer for this semester to UQ (couldn't do my program at USC).

Lets get this onto a tray.

Nice.

>tfw that post goon sick feel

I wonder if Monk feels like this everyday

>>321304

SKF you boong you messed up the pools I'll email you :^)

>>321305

Yeah. I was looking at either Griffith or UQ but honestly been really considering doing a Cert III in Health Administration, Allied Health Assistance or Health Services Assistance.

>>321296

so will you then branch in to a doctorate in NEETlore

>>321303

Fucking lol, RapeDad came back to teach NK a lesson in proctology

>>321308

replied, boong

>>321312

ur a bung

>>321312

>>321308

By long ausNEETs custom as you have had outside board contact you must now do the sex

>>321309

in a way that would kinda be on the table. material culture is about objects and how they relate to and exist within a culture and shit. I'm not an expert/kinda talking out of my ass, but if I were to be looking at NEETs within my field I'd guess that I would be looking at 8ch/4ch as a website and the memes and mascots of NEETdom.

I think NEETs are really interesting and a totally contemporary phenomenon. i always wanted to focus in different areas as a professional but honestly if I could I'd love to apply whatever knowledge to people like us. every time you read an article about it it's always very outsider-looking-in like. they know what a pepe is but they don't get it.

Which one of you did this?

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/man-allegedly-hands-out-business-cards-to-women-at-pub-asking-whos-ready-to-fk/news-story/3948df4b1c04d01f1bff6c3a7306eaa7

>>321317

You are the orange jews

horny

>>321303

Do you have to pay for it?

https://rimworldgame.com/

>>321300

Mmm that looks good

>>321317

Swap that poison for something nutrtious and delicious at Dan's!

>>321321

The egg was still nice and runny.

Nice digits.

The day is so beautiful but I'm too lazy to do anything.

>>321322

YES SIR !

>>321323

>Nice digits

You deserved them tbqh. Did you get what you wanted from Bunnings?

>>321298

I thought you were wearing uggies from the thumbnail.

>>321326

See (You) soon!

Thinking about Weber's respiratory tract.

>>321325

somehow i didnt check drudge this morning and misssed it…. that garlic festival shooter was so lame D-… this guy might actually get B+ if i remember correctly

it happened in texas so ill wait for the infowars coverage

>>321325

Which deep state funded shooting are you talking about?

>>321324

Start the day off with a wank

>>321331

Nuro you have been doing better, don't start with your nonsense again.

>>321330

I think he's recovered mostly unlike me. The pus out of my eyes stopped this morning which was good.

>>321309

Do the Cert III in Health Administration. It's the quintessential NEET cert

>>321336

explain more

>>321325

Don't really wanna know tbh. Too distressing.

>>321336

I am definitely leaning towards doing it. What sort of stuff do you do in your job on a day to day basis?

>>321337

Do you know much about outdoor growing?

also is it still easy to get seeds from overseas?

it's been a long time.

>>321341

Not a thing sorry, apart from general crossover.

I've heard the seeds are still easy to get, I just clone mine.

>>321338

Allied Health Assistant and Health Services Assistant are physically taxing roles, whereas Health Administration is purely clerical and you get to spend most of your time sitting down and relaxing

>>321340

Admissions/discharges, bookings, fund checks, assembling financial paperwork, maintaining patient medical histories

>>321343

whats the pay like bro?

did you find it easy to get a job?

>>321325

What the fuck happened this time

>Gamers Rise up

Ok I kinda keked at that but still Don't mention us when you do stupid shit like that fuck

>>321344

The pay is $27.57/h. I just kept applying for multiple health admin roles until I got an interview

if i try to import a hatchet from ameriga will customs seize it? i only have a butter knife licence and honestly its almost expired.

>>321339

>>321345

apparently he posted his intentions and a manifesto on 4chan /pol/… fucking great… nice knowing you bros …

>>321335

I am worse than I was two days ago. I can still barely breathe, it hurts to swallow, my tongue is swollen, my saliva gland things feel all fucked up, I feel ill from all of the phlegm, and my stomach muscles hurt from coughing. I am not going to work tomorrow.

>>321347

Isn't it easier just to purchase it in Australia?

>>321348

You Boong, I just looked it up and he posted the manifesto here but everyone on the thread called him an FBI faggot, meanwhile the mainstream news is calling us a terror website despite calling out the guy as a Jewish Faggot

lol

>>321353

(((mainstream news)))

>>321353

oh was it 8chan ? yeah this guy looks pissed off and incel …. not going to bother looking into it further…

>>321350

That sounds fucked m8, take the week off.

Go into NEET recovery mode.

>>321350

That sucks. Go see a doctor if you can. Infections needing antibiotics take longer to subside than viral illness. I have been sick for at least two weeks now.

>>321358

I saw a doctor on Friday morning. She has made me worse.

>>321352

yeah but the shops near me seem to stock low quality shit and tacticool epic viking killa axes

>>321359

She must be a pretty bad doctor then

hey nuro please dont get ideas

>>321360

Go to a camping store

>>321356

With a few modifications it would be perfect.

>>321350

I hope you get better real soon :)

>>321359

Was she poojeta? Did she touch the medication?

>>321366

>Was she poojeta? Did she touch the neetstick?

>>321367

Another likely source of infection.

>>321362

FFS

>>321369

:^)

>>321371

He's going to explode a coffee bomb that will completely destroy his anus

>>321370

Funnily enough I googled sexy indian doctor and this was the only picture without full on penetration

>>321370

Is her specialitisation

A N A L H P V

?

>>321303

Big kek, great simulation of NKs future child.

>tfw red text failed

>>321320

I pirated it ,I've got a copy on steam but it's easier to get mods to work offline.

>>321377

>tfw when you spent all morning watching Steve eat terrible chinese army MRE's

Nice

>>321380

You're sweat enough as is m8

*sweet

>>321383

Both answers are inside (You)

sometimes i just want to say to my jsp 'listen, we both know i'm not looking for jobs ever, and i'll always evade work for the dole and be back here, let's just not bother with appointments' and then everyone claps and a hot girl puts her mouth on my penis

>>321385

I do need a shower tbh

>>321386

Pay a prostitute to pretend to be your job coach and do it

Actually ….

>>321386

I hope you achieving a happy ending to.

Imagine if MAX had to wank you off every time you went there

>>321388

NDIS funded sex support workers when?

>>321391

If you get an interview they blow you

If you get the job it's a root and if you stay there 6 months you can do them up the bum

>>321390

There would be so much cum on their hands. I wouldn't want them to touch my NEET stick

>>321386

It's kind of funny to think about someone lecturing you about getting a job when their own job is practically useless and completely unfulfilling.

>>321394

4 years at uni to tell 40 people each day about cover letters

>>321379

Sounds very comfy.

>>321356

Is it wrong that I feel like Nuro's pic should be in there?

Trying to get someone to invite me over to watch the footy.

>>321394

They also get shitty when you ask them to give you a job there because you have more qualifications that the person you are talking to does.

>>321398

Just barge in wanking, and you'll be welcomed in.

I'm off to Coles for some rings

>>321400

Maybe I could watch the footy at the cop station after they rock up.

>>321401

Pick me up some Metamuscil, please.

>>321401

Burger rings?

I have almost done it, NEETs! Half a day off of the coffee

>>321402

One outcome taps your potential.

>>321399

Unless you're qualified in being a middle aged single mother I'm not sure if you can be more qualified. Same thing for Centrelink just more bitter

>>321405

Why would you want that?

>>321408

I am improving myself. I have a longstanding caffeine addiction that has become a physiological dependency.

>>321401

Are you going to the Cronulla Coles?

>>321409

In what way? You feel drowsy without it?

Feel like some Coogee Bay ice cream.

>>321411

I go full JEB without it and have headaches. Super low energy and mean. Muscles feel like they fatigue from doing nothing, but it is just in my head.

I also am not a good person on caffeine. Induces some bipolar behaviours in me.

>>321412

You've earned it m8!

>>321411

Also, zero focus and difficulty learning or working.

>>321413

>Full JEB

what did he mean by this

>>321416

Jeb Bush. Low energy. Nuro posting.

>>321416

I took that one from nuro last thread. It is a reference to "low energy Jeb Bush" from Trump's last presidential campaign.

>>321413

Ahh well fair enough mate. Good luck with it, kicking it can be a bit tough.

If you find it difficult would you consider weening yourself off with decaf?

>tfw bitter

>>321327

Nah, there were too many people and I was over it as soon as I got there. I got some varnish but I don't know if it's the right type.

>>321417

>>321418

I figured it had to do with him, though wondered why it was capitalised

Jeb is actually an abreviation of John Ellis Bush, which is "Jeb"'s actual name, which means when you call him Jeb Bush you are Calling him John Ellis Bush Bush

But nobody notices that so the "JEB" seemed kinda weird ay

>>321328

They're khaki coloured boots.

>>321420

Have a tablespoon of sugar

>>321419

Nah, I have been attempting to ween for a while. I always relapse.

The increased muscle fatigue may not be in my head, now that I think about it. My heart is pumping much more softly and slowly in my chest than I am used to.

>>321422

ATM machine all over again.

>>321425

Be careful you don't prolapse.

13 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a nasty dream that I was at the wage and had been called into the office by my boss and they started yelling at me and threatening to fire me. Woke up and had some baked beans for a late breakfast and watched half of a movie, might go walk mummybot's dog now.

>>321331

You should steer clear of all news and commentary on current events. It makes no difference to your day to day life.

>>321428

Sounds like a productive plan.

I'm moving to Brisbane in a few days, anyone know any good spots/places to eat/hang out? Anything I should know?

>>321422

Did not know that. I still like the "going full JEB" phrase though.

>>321427

At 50bpm. Not bad for a 115kg executive who rarely leaves is home.

>>321355

>not going to bother looking into it further…

Thank you. If you do, go to a board dedicated to sucking cock. You will find other cock suckers there.

Need to have sex with a nurse

>>321433

Do they swallow?

>>321434

Have a wank instead.

>>321436

I wanked this morning

I hate rolling into cold wanks

>>321395

>4 years at uni

lol, no. You don't require any formal training for a cenno job. Most of the jsp and des providers do have one but even that is an easy transition from cenno to there with no training.

>>321438

You need to put them on the window seal.

>>321437

Have an afternoon wank they are a fantastic wank.

>>321435

Sometimes, normally they gargle then spit it into one of the others mouths.

>>321440

>seal

sill

SWIPED THROUGH BUMBLE FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT TILL THERE WERE NO WOMEN LEFT. NO LIKES. NO MATCHES. NO NOTHING. GOD WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN UGLY.

>>321443

Snowballing it all around building its taste and texture

>>321432

>At 50bpm

That's actually low to the point of concern for a resting heart rate. I believe around 82bpm is average for an adult male.

>>321445

Change it to a dick pic and do it again.

>>321431

Miami Dans.

Just had sex

>>321447

Hmmmm

Wonder what my blood pressure is at

>>321444

>is that sill is (architecture) (also window sill ) a horizontal slat which forms the base of a window or sill can be (uk) a young herring or sill can be the shaft or thill of a carriage while seal is a pinniped (pinnipedia), particularly an earless seal (true seal) or eared seal or seal can be a stamp used to impress

I'm still not sure. I don't understand what that means.

>>321450

Gay

>>321452

That's OK, friend. You just use whatever word you would like.

This girl has the best ass I've ever seen but this weekend she's started to kind of annoy me

>>321456

Buyers remorse

= red text

>>321456

Is that you Monk? You are going to leave this girl a broken mess. She will never be able to love again.

>>321459

Correct, she'll be rented to other NEETs.

>>321450

>>321459

Impregnate her

>>321462

With the HPV?

>>321456

You annoy us, so it's the circle of life, I guess.

>>321460

hon hon hon

>>321465

oui oui

>>321466

caca caca

Glug glug

Dan est un stupide nègre de pommes de terre

le neet elbow

>>321459

Yeah I'm getting worried now. No idea how to drop her, if that's what I decide.

>>321471

tell her her cunt is busted and she smells and has man hands and is brown and dirty

>>321471

Introduce her to an uggo neet

>>321471

lel you told her you loved her like 48 hours ago

>>321469

Le filon de Craig est souillé

>>321471

Thought you said she was being deported soon

>>321475

Something got quite lost in translation.

>>321476

I heard if you take one to Border Force they give you a high paying job as a reward.

>>321477

It was that Craig's goon was tainted. Although the translation that Craig is tainted also makes sense.

>>321474

I'm just having a rather bland weekend, in sure it will pass.

I told her I loved her because I knew she wanted to hear it and it would improve this fantasy were both living

>>321480

"The seam of Craig is defiled" was what I got.

>>321478

Nice, but I don't want a high paying job - I want a high paying non-job

>>321482

hot

>>321483

>I want a high paying non-job

a government job in other words

>>321482

To me it personally reads as The fabric that makes up Craig is defiled

I WISH I WASN'T SO FUCKING UGLY

>>321487

You're just unique.

Thank fuck I'm not some ugly manlet goblin

>>321489

You live in a shed.

>>321469

lol I know Enough French from food lables to know you're calling Dan a Potato Nigger

>>321479

God damn it, that's a great fucking pun

>>321491

Yet the gorrila is unsheathed.

I want to see the gorilla dick.

>>321495

>IKTF

>>321403

They were out of that, I swear

>>321404

Calamari, I've been craving some since someone posted a pic with a huge plateful

>>321410

No

>>321497

>They were out of that, I swear

kek, raided by low quality poo wagies.

>>321498

A truly devilish neet could buy out their stock on a Friday afternoon right before the wagie rush begins

>>321421

Bunnings is always packed on the weekends, no true NEET would dare enter one on a weekend.

>>321500

heartburn.jpg

>>321500

That would cause me to vomit several times.

>>321500

big boy

>>321431

I hope the move goes smoothly, are you NEET or do you have a job lined up? Will you be living alone? I once lived in Brissy for a couple years but that was almost 10 years ago so I'm not up to date with what's happening there.

>>321505

Be careful, he might be a wank debt collector

>>321505

That would make some NEETs cum hard while maintaining direct eye contact.

>>321505

Rape him

>>321507

That's why he can't finish, he's come to collect.

>>321505

Viciously fap to his beer gut

Good quality posting…

>>321448

Perhaps that already is his profile pic

>>321505

So you're staring at a neighbour staring at a neighbour, lol

>>321506

i'm currently employed where I am now but, to skip a lot of the details, I'm not going to be getting a good reference from them so I probably won't be able to find a job like this one down there.

I'll be in uni tho and I'm living with my gf. kinda sound like a normie when I put it like that but honestly this stuff just fell into my lap when I was neet.

I'm art his/anthro uni + neighbour wank NEET.

>>321514

…while wanking

>>321513

He should draw a smiley face on it then.

>>321516

Furiously…

>>321497

You didn't get my pun NEETie

Cronulla is in the Shire, and you were getting Rings

Bilbo

>>321514

you're staring at a post of someone staring at a neighbor staring at a neighbor

>>321520

Whole wanking furiously…

>>321520

…while wanking

>>321489

I'm not a manlet but I have quite an unattractive face, which takes me off the map in terms of chances with women. Although I have a better part of a decade before I will be a 30 year old virgin, I doubt I will be able to avoid that between now and then.

>>321519

That's pretty smart but I never would have got it considering I've never even lived anywhere near Cronulla so know nothing about the place.

Fucking hell I'm hungover again

There is no Coles at Cronulla.

>>321525

See (You) soon!

Spent $450 this weekend

I feel ashamed

>>321528

What did you buy?

>>321529

Alcohol food and ubers for two.

>>321530

Thats a lot of booze and food

I bet you wagies are excited about going back tomorrow.

>>321524

lol though I figured it would of been common knowledge since Cronulla is the most well known part of the Shire thanks to the Riots and the Sharks

i wonder if there is an actual china man on Chinamans Island

>>321528

I spent $150 and also feel ashamed

>>321536

Its uninhabited you boong

>>321531

$14 schooners last night

>>321458

hmm.

>>321538

Tone goes there to rape boongs, it is his secret island. He flies there on the boonglet express.

>>321518

…Intensely focusing on the neighbor

Another shooter has killed a bunch of people and posted his stuff on 8ch

>>321543

Are Australians allowed to read his manifesto?

>>321543

You need to catch up on the thread

>>321543

If you want to suck cock, go to a board for cock suckers.

>>321544

Type scat porn into Google and click on the first few links. It all correlates and makes sense after you doaan extensive investigation.

>>321505

Very erotic image

>>321542

I wonder how big the release was?

>>321544

Should be able to. Maybe?

Having (You) NEETs are having a highly energetic goodafternoon.

>>321546

this board?

>>321551

Yes, I was just about to post something vile.

>>321413

>>321416

>>321417

>>321423

> people taking about the me again

SCANDALOUS

People talking me about me

From that efukt video, do you think he got a high when that other guy in the hospital gown pushed the meth smoke up his bum?

>>321555

I was holding onto it for too long and posted it.

>>321557

wow, a fantastic wank!

>>321557

nice kmart huffy

>>321555

Nice. How did you do that?

K I N O should equal an absolutely fantastic wank

>>321560

didn't they get recalled?

>>321557

You've moved on from Codeine?

>>321554

>>321555

>>321557

incorrect usage of the word a fantastic wank since you're not enjoying quality Cinema you're cruising in a city while high on Oxys

>>321554

Leave my boots out of this.

>>321557

Third pic is nice.

>>321566

Wanks are always fantastic.

>>321570

Why did you make this picture? The unedited one is better.

>>321559

It's an odd word filter

>>321560

Lel

>>321566

Wish I had a go pro live streaming the joggers. Some a fantastic wank active wear and box gap