/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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>>320424

I have the heater on.

lol

>>320437

weak

Wiggle out of that nightie NEET and meet me in the shower in five. Keep the lights off.

>>320440

Looks like a great day for it.

>>320442

Nice and sunny, a bit chilly though

>>320440

Stopping at Engadine Maccas?

>>320444

Nah

NURO MORE LIKE POORO

>>320440

>>320443

nioce

its a noice day in nuroland after a shitty wet week. i too plan to go for a ride soon.

>>320447

helicopter ride i hope

>>320448

lel no helicopters cant pull skids bruh

>>320449

Well done again Nuro. Keep it up.

>>320450

He's just going to disappoint you again later.

I am hungover

Misso made breakfast and coffee, back in bed now

>>320416

Good morning

>>320454

Did you do your statistics homework last night?

>>320440

>>320453

Very nice.

>>320457

A bit chilly.

>>320455

I did my statistics, biology and chemistry homework last night

>>320458

It's probably nice in the water

>>320459

Good man.

>>320241

I went but I didn't see the post about talking to anyone. I spotted on the bench press for an Indian guy there though which was a bit of social interaction.

>>320457

>>320458

>>320459

Well done.

>>320463

You're a fucking boong.

>>320460

lel i wouldnt be game to even swim in Queensland yet…

>>320466

That's because you don't know how to swim, remember

>>320467

um ok

>>320468

:^) You're getting better at taking hits mate, good job

>>320412

just when I feel like we are on better terms possum you hit me with a snarky comment.

>>320470

You clearly haven't been keeping up with your garlic bread "donations"

>>320469

i dont know why he even bothers when im clean and sober TBPH

>>320472

>he

And there you go again …

Which neet had the youtube video about deciding on what you want to study at uni? The one that showed the major tiers meme image?

>>320473

thats an american possum that does not live in Australia … blasphemer

>>320474

im gonna need a quick rundown on this…

>>320477

What would be the point ?

You literally do not know your arse from your elbow.

>>320435

>>320436

Just how do they do it?

>>320479

*yawn*

>>320453

There was a similar bike behind me when I was driving home. We need a signal to identify other NEETs.

>>320482

No, that is not going to work.

>>320424

Fuck you cunt, winter is the best season.

>>320459

Are you studying for a degree?

Back from my brap, a lot of traffic on the way home.

I put some fish fingers in the oven.

I probably won't even be able to taste them.

>>320488

Then don't eat them.

>>320396

I plan on having 13.1 children and living off the dole

>>320490

With white wifes and baby mamas of course.

>>320489

Very very aggressive response.

I'm such a bitch ass nigga.

>>320492

A good post Nuro. You are doing well.

>>320492

A bad post Nuro. You are doing poorly.

>>320492

A middling post Nuro. You are doing average.

Having a can of pink salmon.

>>320499

I thought brown trout was more your style.

>>320453

Really nice pic.

>>320462

>which was a bit of social interaction

Good work mate.

>>320492

It looks like there is shit on your floor

Been parked in a clearway for half an hour but still in bed

>>320485

I have thought similar things about Mich Jagger. I think from a young age they were encouraged to speak and express themselves.

>>320500

Vile

>>320492

That sandwich looks great.

>>320486

Yeah

>>320508

What are you studying?

Where are you going tonight shitey?

>>320509

A personal interest.

>>320507

it looked like a terrible sandwich, I couldn't see one piece of greasy bacon in it, and it was full of that green stuff whatever that is

>>320509

Bachelor of Science, thinking about majoring in physiology or transferring to biomedical science at the end of the year

>>320510

I still haven't got that planned yet

>>320507

its actually the second BLT of the day… they were that good :)

I bet Cruisey still hasn't stolen his Nanna's barbecue.

It has been fantastic sunny weather all week and now when I finally have the chance to mow my lawn it is pissing down with rain

Looking forward to spring though

I had five (5) fish fingers and two (2) dinner rolls.

>>320517

You liar

>>320518

I most certainly am not!

>>320520

>walkman

>>320521

gonna get it up and running and then flog it off to a soyboy on ebay and make bank… thanks techmoan ;)

>>320518

This comment still vexes me.

>>320523

I was only joking neeto, I'm sure you're an honest man

>>320517

>dinner rolls

Buttered?

>>320525

a scrape of margarine

>>320526

An executive scrape I bet.

>>320527

I am not a big fan of masses of butter or margarine, believe it or not.

What would be the best suburbs near the North Terrace in Adelaide to live while studying? I've never been to South Australia let alone Adelaide so I have no real way of judging.

I am playing Minecraft again. I spawned inside some sort of forest with big trees, orange dirt and mushrooms everywhere. It is quite comfy.

>>320530

> I spawned

sounds rude

>>320530

sounds like an unna paradise

>>320529

>the North Terrace

It is just "North Terrace" mate. Move into the closest place you can afford. All the suburbs near the CBD are okay. It is only the far north and far south suburbs that are too dodgy to live in.

>>320533

Is the public transport system good enough that I can live outside of walking distance to it?

>>320534

neetgang should challenge this guy to a rap battle

>>320535

Yes the public transport system is adequate. Buses serve well where there is no train or tram line.

>>320537

How are the boong sheilas?

>>320534

Good lord.

NKs mindy video has over 10,000 views. I wonder if any of them ended up here

>>320538

You can pick them up in Victoria Square or the west parklands. Both are within walking distance.

Was having a snooze and rolled over and got woken up by my cold wank

>>320542

I am going to study this sentence for meaning.

>>320542

sentient wank puddle

>>320542

some of you neets lead very interesting lives

YAY ! Off for a ride !

l8r neetos

>>320547

don't forget to post a panorama

>>320547

Have a nice day.

>>320547

>>320548

>>320549

Ordered something online under the wrong billing address but it has still been processed.

Watching Outlaw King (2018)

Four minutes in.

>>320547

>>320546

big rape

>>320551

How did it come about that you put in the wrong address?

>>320556

My billing address is different to the shipping address. I didn't see an option to do them separately and didn't realise until it was too late.

>>320554

You should build a neet compound

>>320558

I don't want to be reminded of those horrible NEETs while doing minecraft. I need to escape.

>>320551

>Ordered something online

A fleshlight?

>>320440

Please continue making more POV riding vids, they are comfy af

>>320452

IKTF minus the whole missus part…

Woke up around 10:30 totally dehydrated. Drank some water before getting back into the booze…

Just another "oh I really wish I didn't do that" moment in my life…

>>320561

Need a new camera, something going on with the gookrpo I have, the quality isn't as good as it once was.

>>320453

The paintjob of the bike pairs perfectly with the water

>>320560

A book actually.

>>320562

Goon tax has hit you and you are hedging against the goon tax with more alcohol. Don't miss a sip or the high goon interest will destroy you.

>>320487

Well that's the great thing about owning a bike as you can zoom straight past the cars. Just as long as no cops around and yo have to vigilant of jealous car-cucks ready to open their doors on you

>>320566

I'm saving the other half bottle of bourbon for tonight. I MUST NOT TAKE A SIP OF IT UNTIL AT LEAST 6PM

>>320567

Lane filtering is legal in NSW as long as you have a full licence and the speed is at 30km/h or under.

>>320488

Because of the chest infection? That sucks

>>320492

>oral coffee

As opposed to your usual coffee enemas?

Watching Unknown Soldier (2017). Getting the feels.

Waiting for burritos and strawberry smoothies to be made

Drinking a beer

Time for a unit

We never got the erotic conclusion to Monk's date night.

>>320520

You need to stop using your time wisely and make likde a true NEET and head to Dan's for an order of a Sunday hangover from Hell.

>>320521

>>320522

Those things are going to make big comeback just like vinyl records (those large black round things…)

>>320575

Which one? I had sex twice last night. Again was unable to cum because she closes her legs to stop the gorilla dick

>tfw never had a hangover

I can get pissed but feel fine the next day.

>>320578

Should have gotten her to give you a wank

>>320578

Should have wanked the dog.

>>320579

Your normal state must be like a hangover.

Should have done a bog

>>320578

You need to be gentle with her.

>>320572

Sounds real nice. I just had some beef short rib with leftover roast chook and a couple of the stuffed mushrooms I made last night. Nap time incoming

>>320578

I much prefer the bulge instead of gorilla dick.

>>320579

Try drinking nothing but alcohol all day with no food

>>320583

I'd love a hit of a bong tbh, haven't touched the green in 5+ years

>>320578

You need to fuck her hard

We have not had a bulge pic in ages. What is wrong with you Monk? have you become shy?

>>320587

>I'd love a hit of a bong tbh, haven't touched the green in 5+ years

lol same

What a bunch of boongs.

So purdy

https://www.bikesales.com.au/bikes/details/2019-yamaha-yzf-r1/OAG-AD-17378854/?Cr=22

>>320592

Blue colour is too bright.

>>320594

Yummo

>>320594

Lovely.

>>320592

nice, I like the dark blue

RECTAL

PROLAPSE

>that feel when no gook gf to make you lunch…

>>320592

>Engine Specs

>147kW

>Weight 200kg

Frightening.

>0 - 100km/h - 2.6 Seconds

>400m - 9.8 sec @ 240km/h

Spicy brapper

Nothing more depressing than an overcast day and bleak old floor boards

>>320604

Very nice.

>>320605

Overcast days are great.

I bought some kale the other day now I'm going to have to look up how to cook it.

>>320607

It gets a bit boring after a while.

>>320602

guessing like most bikes it is speed limited to 299

>>320610

Yeah

>>320608

Feed it to a rabbit or something, and cook the rabbit.

A succulent carbonated beverage.

>>320614

Lel flashing your lights is now illegal or something ?

>>320609

Compared to the 300+ sunny days that never get boring.

>>320615

Sounds good with the garlic.

>>320616

Moto headlights are always on, we aren't keen on high beaming another rider.

>>320615

You Boong.. I juice mine. Old GF used to get the kale from her garden and fry it in pan with heaps of butter … think like bacon

Pleasantly surprised by this kale. The stems have a nice turnipy flavour. The leaves are fibrous, but not too chewy. No bitterness or unpleasant flavours. Very nice. Btter than silverbeet, spinach or asian greens in my opinion

>>320620

Looks nice. Might give it a try.

>>320621

>spinach

Get fucked cunt. Spinach is GOAT leafy green.

>>320620

r u a grill

>>320619

Boongs don't eat kale mate.

>>320624

You're not one of those "cErTaIn DrInKs R gUrL dRiNks" people are you?

>>320626

I'm just taking the piss.

cider is a girls drink though

>>320623

Spinach is poofter leaves.

>>320625

I consume a lot of kale and get called a boong every single day.

>>320629

You drink from a goon sack every single day m8.

>>320627

Oh, so you are retarded. That makes sense. I should drink fermented piss like a real man.

>>320632

Calm down.

>>320632

You big girly sook.

>>320633

I'm just taking the piss. Can't handle the bants?

>>320634

Want a tissue?

I can feel the kale nutrition flowing through me. It has given me a bit of a high.

>>320630

I wonder if Nuro will ever get clean, and what he may think of his goon years.

>>320636

I'm cool, you?

>>320636

Give me an old cum tissue I will hold it over my face while I wank.

>>320638

Nuro doesn't think as it is.

>>320637

Tumesced?

>>320638

I think there is a chance for Nuro. I think ausneets will help him. We are already breaking down some of the protective layers he has built around himself. There is still more work to do.

>>320642

I reckon if he ditches the goon there will be a big improvement.

>>320644

Piss in a jewel-encrusted goblet is still piss

>>320644

The goon meme wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

>>320647

Very nice panorama. The couple of people staring at you is a nice touch

>>320644

Goon is for raving derelicts.

I built another big square mausoleum for a house in minecraft again. I really should go on YouTube to find out how to build a decent one.

>>320650

you should build a goon bag

>>320646

I didn't take it seriously at first but I found the secret hidden premium goon and was reborn. Best wine I have ever experienced in my life.

>>320649

Well I guess I am a Raving derilect then. Still no neet has taken me up on my Yalumba Estate Premium Sav Blanc in the yellow box challenge…..

>>320647

There is a sadness to this panorama image. All those happy families at play, while the photographer is a middle-aged alco drinking goon from a tin cup.

>>320652

>Best wine

No such thing, all wine tastes like shit.

>>320654

>>320635

>>320636

>>320632

>>320623

Is this all the same NEET? There is some real negativity in here right now.

>>320653

YEa your right. It's truley a sad situation bordering on pathetic. I can come here anytime I want and drink and they cant. I almost feel sorry for them.

>>320653

>middle-aged

Just how old is Nuro?

>>320657

30 something.

>>320657

Lel some people here think I'm older than Shire….

>>320659

I plan on becoming an hero before I turn 35.

Nuro why don't you take a TAFE course in something, it will re-engage you with society and open up new job prospects.

>>320661

I mentioned in another thread that I'd never off myself, I feel like I would be missing out on a lot of things if I did, even if things became really bad, I want to see how things turn out in this world.

I could see Nuro excelling in viniculture

>>320662

My parents are trying to punish me for not fitting in with their NPC ideology and 10 years later we still have Mexican standoff.

That's really the only nice way to put it really.

>>320663

I just want to die.

>>320665

Forget the memes about NPCs that people have rotted your brain with.

Just do something.

>>320667

we're getting closer to the return of full on creepshots in the gen

any brisvegas peeps want to do something tonight?

>>320671

Nuro will rape you.

>>320672

i doubt this

>>320673

Ask his sister.

>>320674

thanks darl

>tfw depressed

>>320676

what are your plans for the evening?

>>320667

That happened when I had a picnic at a kindergarten once.

>>320678

oh

>>320472

because Nuro you're easy to annoy

>>320474

Don't misgender me bigot, I sexually identify as a male Sonic OC

>>320665

>My parents

Mate you are too old to be caring about what your parents think.

>>320677

Trying to see if anyone wants to hang out tonight at the moment. Most likely I'll just be at home. Might make a dent in one of the books I have never picked up.

Yourself?

>>320677

Suicide

>>320492

A quality post, keep it up like this and you will improve.

12 degrees today in Shitbourne, cleaned out a shelf in my room today, also am going to have to help my dad change a flat tyre on mummybots car before it gets dark.

I want to get lobotomized.

Going to order a succulent chinese meal for din dins.

>>320676

Become

>Impressed

>>320684

>going to have to help my dad change a flat tyre on mummybots car before it gets dark.

Very kind of you

>>320685

How could you tell the difference?

>>320687

I'll see once it happens.

>>320492

>uses wangblows and has a macbook

>12tb server

Are you sure you're doing that server justice?

Install gentoo and put a zfs raid on it.

>>320686

Becoming impressed takes a long time. I'll let you know.

>>320614

When I was going to see Dr Pajeet and associates. I saw a highway patrol officer stick right behind a car with Keep left unless overtaking on his display on his roof. Didn't even pull them over, just sat on their ass with the message displaying until they finally moved over.

>>320632

Hot!

>>320647

a fantastic wank?

>>320666

You just want a cuddle.

>>320692

Had a cop tailgating me on the way home from work the other day, even followed me into the shopping centre, I parked, he still stayed behind me for a bit and drove off, was waiting for him to hit the flashing lights and stuff, it was very odd.

>>320696

That wasn't a cop behind the wheel……

>>320698

Hmmmm

>>320696

Some of them can be very strange. I saw a bike today, it's left headlight light was not working. Are all your lights/blinkers in order, perhaps he wanted to give you a fine?

>>320700

On motorbikes, the left light is usually the high beam, so it's off, I always get people telling me my left head light on the bike is it, but it's all cool.

>>320700

This was in my car when the cop was tailing me btw, only thing I can think is that apparently my Civic's previous owner was a cop, he might have been corrupt or something and the car is flagged despite it having a new owner.

>>320702

Should have jumped out and asked what the FUCK his problem was.

>>320703

I was about to ask what's going on but he drove off, was very strange.

>>320704

maybe his network connection was down and he was waiting to check on your number plates?

>>320702

Perhaps it's the secret admirer who posts on here? Not me

>>320705

That's another thing I was thinking of, maybe he was scanning my number plate and waiting for the details to come back or something.

>>320706

Do we have any NEETcops among us?

>>320707

I think we only have one identified agent and many non-government agencies Dan, Craig who post here.

Chinese will be ready in 20 minutes.

>>320708

don't forget the C.O.S.T.A

>>320711

Howdy pardner.

>>320711

are you actually a NT NEET?

>>320713

No, I am just a lowly WA mong

im sick and i just want to watch hary pottr and they wont put it on

>>320713

but I was at the pub

>>320715

Just watch star wars it's basically the same thing

moving out me mums house for the first time in a few days I'm pretty excited.

>>320719

that is not on either

>>320720

Good onya m8, your own place or shared ?

>>320718

you have very feminine hands neet

>>320718

you've got 4 or 5 weeks study to catch up on and your wasting your time with this man hands who cant even fuck properly

>>320710

I forgot about him. He must have been under deep cover.

>>320720

good stuff m8

>>320720

Don't fall into the drinking goon all the time because nobody is there to yell at you trap

>>320728

And the shorts/hips

It's a filthy 3DPD

>>320727

Is that why NK hasn't been posting ?

>>320722

sharing a unit with my gf. i'm a little worried cause i have little psychotic bouts every now and then and i feel like there's going to be tension if i don't have space to breathe. but rent works out so cheap and i'm just down the road from uni.

>>320727

but i just bought a wine rack specifially for this purpose

>>320729

Yuck, girl germs

>>320730

I don't think mummybot wrath was ever a deterrent for him

>>320731

>little psychotic bouts every now and then and i feel like there's going to be tension if i don't have space to breathe

Best you go for a walk when that comes on if your living with the missus

Good luck with it m8, it's a big adventure

>>320731

Your gf will probably fill the yelling role before too long. Best of luck though neet

>>320492

A surprisingly pleasant post.

Have a well deserved (You)

>>320530

Build us a commune.

>>320535

Yes, I use the o-bahn sometimes to go into the city, public transport is decent.

>>320540

>tfw thinking about our famous little boong

>>320558

>>320561

Seconded.

>>320632

>I should drink fermented piss like a real man.

Try aged fermented menstrual blood.

>>320644

Looks like a fantastic wank

Gonna go put some wings in the oven.

Better start stocking up NEETies.

Fucking shit cunt wordfilters

>>320739

piss boong

thanks lads

>>320734

probably a good idea. im getting a used bike the second im there to let off energy/avoid domestic violence

>>320735

it's usually me yelling tbh. she's very sweet but she is still a standard annoying female.

>>320738

the wagie ragie truly gets to the best of us

If God didn't want us to yell at women he wouldn't have given them boobs.

>>320743

does that mean we can yell at executives?

>DUDE JUST WA.GEKEK FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

>>320744

Only if you are uphill from them

>>320745

cuck

>>320747

tfw not allowed to say the hourly rate word

wa9e =

REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE please

wage

What word autocorrects to NEET King's big boong UNNa's or whatever it is?

She does not have manly hands you fuckers

>>320754

Kek, we spoilt your hand jobs

>>320753

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

>>320753

d3xi

>>320754

t. definitely not that neets gf

>>320753

The word is reb.ecca

Monk's gf has lovely feminine hands.

flabby thighs

>>320757

proud of you bud. but imagine 5 $1 scratchies???????

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNA

>>320718

I keep seeing those places pop up, what are they

>>320759

It's entirely possible we are observed by prostitutes these days.

One was sent away with the board address written on her bum

>>320720

Bravo NEET, your life begins now, how exciting

>>320764

lol, I wonder if you and NK have ever had secret NEET ups

>>320767

It would be a bleak life indeed if you suck dick for money and spend your free time lurking these threads

>>320769

Cheesey wouldn't know about them either

>>320770

Yeah, john didn't seem too happy

Do McDolands niggers reheat problerly?

>>320773

what?

>>320773

lol

Do McDonnalds nuggets reheat properly?

>>320775

CHICKEN NUGGERS !!!

>>320773

No, have them cold.

>>320776

yes

>tfw severely depressed

>>320779

>tfw severely undressed

>>320780

>tfw severely repressed

>tfw severely impressed

Just woke up from a nap lads. Not going to hit the booze like I'd planned, and instead rehydrating with a cold icy glass of orange juice which tastes delicious. Later I'll probably watch that Avengers Endgame. Stay comfy lads

>>320784

You can't fool us with your tricks orange juice advertising NEET.

I'm sticking with booze.

Hey new house with gf NEET, is your gf white ?

this could make you king of the gf'ded NEETs

>>320785

Goon decision.

>>320786

Not the NEET your referring to but my new gf is white.

>>320788

Monk?

>>320613

Refreshing

>>320615

That's a nice pot

>>320619

>kale juice

>>320620

I love me some apple juice. Is that alcoholic?

>>320621

I loves me some bok choy, and baby spinach sauteed with garlic.

>>320637

Do something academically productive with that nutritional high while it lasts!

>>320786

New house NEET here, yeah she's white, it's all good.

she's not everyone's type but she basically has a body like Mal Malloy before she got pregnant/fat. i wish I could post her nudes cause honestly fucking her is my proudest achievement to date.

>>320788

Nein

>>320791

>she basically has a body like Mal Meninga

>>320793

nohomo i wish more women had thighs as thick and strong as that

So we have 2 NEETs with white gf's now.

We're basically a bunch of fucking normies tbqh

>>320796

speak for yourself

>>320797

I am an unemployed drug dealer in his 40s who bangs whores m8

>>320798

you made it mate

>>320796

I'm not even NEET, this is just the only aus community I like

>>320800

Yeah, I think that's most of us now

>>320800

for some of us, there is no where else to go

>>320798

John?

>>320791

Post those nudes.

>>320647

Look at all those people happily socialising. I hope you weren't one of them! It's a high quality picture though.

>>320790

>a nice pot

I have a whole set of them. I bought stainless steel because the teflon and other non-stick surfaces are poison. Nuro would know what I'm talking about.

>>320791

>>320806

At least get an /ausneets/ bum photo

Tell her it's a tradition

>>320785

It's quality fresh Austrailian juice, not from concentrate. Lovely

>>320789

>>320792

>>320805

got room for one more?

>>320810

>shilling this hard

You're in the pay of big OJ m8, bugger off

my dad died from orange juice addiction

>>320814

He would have been alright if he'd only done it orally.

>>320815

The habitual user always ends up overdosing anally

… always

>tfw wondering what Webby ate for dinner