/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SA Best A

Have a frog cake!

>>319678

Stop being an arrogant prick. Some of the smartest people in the world have been dropouts. PhDs have made some incredibly irrational and outright false theories based on mathematical flaws and pomposity.

RIP to the NEETs lost forever in the old thread.

>>319679

He is having eye surgery.

>>319683

that and it was shitty bait

>>319686

Did you finish High School Nuro?

Imagine being so mentally ill even ausneets laughs at you

>>319687

Of course. i needed highschool to do my cert 4 in aeroskills (avionics) so i could spend 10 years getting paid miserably working in aviation and specialising in helicopters.

>>319679

All of these concerned NEETs who either don't read or don't remember previous posts.

>>319689

Was the pay really miserable? That sounds like the sort of job that would be pretty well paid.

>>319690

There are some cooked units here.

>>319691

He used to wash the helicopters on the weekend for $5 an hour

>>319691

in my experience the aviation industry survives on the fumes of a constant string of apprentices getting burned out and a tiny few old mierable cunts with type ratings they got from the airforce that can sign all the work done by the apprentices…

its a hard long slog to get a liscence and then get type rated for a particular aircraft

>>319693

not gonna even waste my oxygen on you today CUNT

>>319695

Lol, like fuck you're not, you can't reisist faggot

and it wasn't even me yesterday..

As I have asked before, have you given any consideration to not being a fuckwit ?

>>319695

Good choice. Just ignore any bait. Keep calm and relaxed and take an upbeat, positive attitude.

>>319690

NEETs are too fast. Too many posts to keep up. Need thread summaries at the beginning of each new thread.

>>319697

You said that to john and hue though and look what happened there

Just encourage him to crash and burn so it's all over faster

>>319700

So nuro, let's revisit a past subject.

Why exactly did your parents throw you out and how much did you molesting your sister have to do with it ?

>>319701

Stay strong Nuro, don't bite.

>>319701

He didn't molest his sister, he was teaching her how to do coffee proprerly

>>319684

I found God in the old Gen.

>>319702

Is there anything funnier than watching a cow fighting the urge to reply ?

Take heed NK.

Today is one of those days in which prosperity is much closer than you think, Libra. You may know what you seek, but it's up to you to take the first step toward going after it. You're probably looking for solid answers to your deep, probing questions. Don't let your inquisitive mind rest until you find answers that ring true for you.

>>319698

>SA best A

>Bum Rash

>>319706

That horoscope blatantly encourages rape

>>319708

Poo packers are going to get probed today.

It has been over a week since we heard from NK. I hope he has just gone walkabout and will be back soon.

>>319710

biggly constipated

>>319710

He is a grown aboriginal boy now with a house and responsibilities

He's probably just passed out behind the train station

I have successfully found all the books i need for this new semester without paying for them.

>>319713

The thrifty NEET gathers no moss

I'm half an hour late already, I better go to work.

>>319713

Well done NEET.

I was late too. Spending too much time with the new gf.

I'm 4 weeks behind at uni. Very worrying.

Have a 3 hour chemistry lab today

>>319719

chemistry of love

I got my prescription filled and bought a 4 pack of diet ginger beer instead of alcohol.

>>319718

>I'm 4 weeks behind at uni. Very worrying.

You had better do nothing but study this weekend.

>>319721

NoFun's preferred tipple.

>>319723

>>319723

antidepressants im guessing ?

>>319710

Maybe he got a gf

JAMES FRANCO

It turned out to only be an hour

>>319728

Did you partner with a cute girl?

>>319728

anything interesting ?

organinic or inorganic chemistry ?

>>319729

No

>>319730

We're doing organic chemistry at the moment

>>319732

H-OO-CH3

>>319733

M-U-M-M-A

Pretty much all good things in life involve organic chemistry

>>319735

and glassware

>>319736

and sometimes leather

>>319737

and sometimes a chicken suit

>>319738

and sometimes a Council Meeting

FOREST WHITAKER

>>319727

what a time to be alive.

do you think the named NEETs will be eventually able to sell there status?

I want to make a negress my house slave.

Heard cruisey's misso is a bit of a nagger

what are guys up to?

any plans for friday night bros?

>>319745

I'm going to bed now.

>>319746

have a good sleep

>>319745

im playing skyrim and all i got planned for tonight is cooking dinner.

>>319745

might have a ginger beer

>>319745

Watching my statistics lectures

12 degrees today in Shitbourne, might get a burger with the lot for lunch, also thinking of visiting Dan for some more of those English beers. I will also have to drive out to the airport to pick up my dad in the evening.

>>319748

Comfy

>>319750

Any plans for the weekend Shitey?>>319751

Are you still depressed poleneet?

It sucks being actual sick on a sickie.

>>319753

>Any plans for the weekend

Going to the city with the kitty. And tonight I will see if the nurse is at work

I'm so fatigued, I think it's about time for a dex

>>319756

That's the junkfood and wanks catching up with you.

if pee is stored in the balls how come they dont deflate when i do a wee

>>319755

Tonight or tomorrow? I'm going city with nachos both nights I think

>>319760

Tomorrow

>>319760

no you have to study

>>319762

I know, I'm quite stressed but I can't say no to her, I'm obsessed. Maybe I'll leave early tonight but even then I probably won't study.

I'm getting soft and falling back into my old ways

>>319758

>one of life's little mysteries

>>319765

Did you make that?

What is the sauce?

>>319766

Yes

Sirarcha or However you spell it

>>319767

What seasoning is on the chicken edges?

>>319768

Rosemary, garlic, ginger, paprika, Moroccan spiced, and maybe some tumeric.

>>319765

Looks healthy.

>>319767

>Sirarcha

That stuff is too strong for me.

>>319758

you need to wee in a girls bottom for it to work properly

Yet another Kennedy dead:

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/robert-f-kennedys-granddaughter-saoirse-kennedy-hill-found-dead/news-story/37d6ee31cd87880395e05637e2684b40

That's 18 so far.

>>319774

>That's 18 so far.

And that'll teach me to just count the dates listed herein: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_curse

>>319775

12.

>>319727

Virtue signalling at its finest

>>319774

>>319776

They have many children. The family will come out of this stronger genetically.

>>319773

You are too heavy to ride an ostrich.

>>319779

Ostriches love sticking their heads in holes. That girl is taking a big risk.

Having too much durry breaks

Can feel a sacking coming

>>319781

Jesus.

>>319781

For fuck's sake Mong.

Monk and shitey should go on a double date.

>>319784

I think Monk would be a bad influence on Shitey.

>>319784

I don't want Monk ruining Shitey.

I will teach him the way of the boong

on hold to cenno bros

>>319781

Swap the smokes for grog I say

>>319788

have fun m8

>>319788

Have a 2 hour wank

Replenishing my Ritalin

>>319792

Replenish your mental and physical wellbeing and throw it in the bin bro

>>319792

Replenish your mental and physical wellbeing and give them to me bro

>>319793

>>319794

I’d turn into a sloth if I stopped them. I need to weigh myself when I get home to see if the executive lifestyle has had any effect on me yet

>>319745

Currently fighting the urge to buy a bottle of whisky, but I've got to do some cooking.of mince meat that has a 'best before' date of 27 July…

Both the above options could pontentially lead to vomiting…

>>319796

Don't fuck around with off mince.

Dex costs $10 for 100 pills whereas Ritalin costs $25 for 100 pills. Absolutely ridiculous

>>319796

yeah, drink the whisky and throw the mince at the neighbour when you're drunk

>>319798

Meth costs $50 a point, stop your whinging you lucky cunt

GOOD ARVO NEETERS

>>319801

Howdy m8, all hail glorious motherland of cars !

>>319801

Did you knock off early today, Shire?

>>319797

Yeah I think I'll just bin it and be angry over wasted money than risk being violently ill

>>319799

This is not so good advice but thanks anyway

>>319804

Yeah a few minutes

I weigh 66.6kg

>>319805

>not so good advice

Racist, throwing rotten meat at your neighbours is a cultural boong tradition

>>319807

Thinboi

>>319807

For now.

>>319811

If he keeps shovelling those donuts and yiros into his guts he will be 76kg in a few weeks.

>>319812

He needs the food to fuel the rabid sex machine he has become

>>319812

I weigh 77kg.

it's fine.

>>319814

I weigh 138kg.

it's not.

I weigh 86kg

Was 98 when I was working

>>319816

I'm 82kg, need to loose 5kg.

>>319817

Hmmm, I'm 5'11" and I have a solid build though

>>319819

That's 5.5c a gram

>>319819

What are they? Pies?

>>319813

I bet he smells musky, also don't NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes stop you from feeling hungry?

>>319818

I am 178cm, so like 5'10.

>>319815

You're as big as 2 of that NEET, kek

Shiteo

I seriously need to purchase some dex

Please consider.

>>319822

>178cm

I mock you from my lofty 181 cm

>>319824

I will trade "tomatoes" for dex

194cm

95kg

Gorilla mode

>>319827

Fuck off Cruisey

>>319827

Got the hair on the back and everything?

Time to crack open a unit.

>>319829

I get hair growing out of the edge of my ears since I turned 40

Getting old is weird

>>319831

I will join you with a ginger beer.

>>319832

I had a freakishly long hair growing out the edge of my ear, it was rather troubling.

>>319834

I have a freakishly long hair growing out of my nipple.

>>319835

>iktf

We may all be freaks

>>319833

Excellent.

>>319835

Hmmm

freaky mutant hairy aboriginal NEET orgy

Need one of these bigbois

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2018-ford-f450-platinum-auto-4x4-my18/OAG-AD-17141476/?Cr=3

>>319829

Just a bit

Hairiest Lebbo legs I've ever seen tho

>>319840

Bourgeoisie extravagance

>>319842

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't blame it on the moonlight

Don't blame it on good times

Blame it on the bourgeoisie

>>319843

I blame those bloody abo's

>>319842

It's just a ute m8

>>319815

You’re quite the exec

>>319845

But .. but .. it says platinum

brap

>>319846

I was once 70kg too.

>>319821

It's beef jerky…

>>319850

Ah. I couldn't tell from the thumbnail you posted.

>>319852

>tfw not a yank

Need money for drinks with the gf

Wish shitey would donate to the neet fund

>>319854

Ask Father.

I told you you couldn't afford a gf or dating at the moment.

>>319858

Imagine the smell

>>319858

White boong right there.

>>319857

pretty much why im single tbph and i aint waging to be asugar daddy either…

Gross

>>319854

I have two of those things

>>319862

Can't even tell what that is via the thumbnail so I ain't watching

How often is differential oil supposed to be changed, Shire? I can't recall ever having seen it listed in a service thingo.

>>319863

>Can't even tell what that is via the thumbnail so I ain't watching

It wasn't the Weber grill I was expecting.

>>319863

She's fucked

>>319864

It's not very often, most cars around every 50,000km, a lot of people skip over it though.

>>319864

The only oil NEETs are familiar with is what's used in deep fryers!

>>319862

>>319866

lel you finished work mate stop looking at engine gore

>>319868

no there are there are some real deviants here so i doubt that very much

Might move to Berrima and wrench of 4x4 diesels all day.

>>319871

diesel runaways are always a fantastic wank

>>319871

Have a wrench you degenerate!

Faaaark misso wants to go to the beach this weekend too

Such a busy boong

>>319873

this could happen to any diesel near you !

>>319873

>>319876

Yeah that's always worrying, easy to stop it though if you are brave enough

>>319876

Looks like he fugged his turbo trying to stop it.

>>319801

Hello Shire.

>>319877

Just stuff rags in every orifice.

>>319807

How tall?

The look of horror on that dudes face at 2:08

I had another explosive executive diarrhoea toilet emergency while shopping this afternoon. It was so urgent I didn't even have time to take my shopping to the car. I had to stuff myself into the toilet stall carrying my bags of groceries.

Took three flushes to get it all down. When I came out the poojeeta cleaning lady was standing there waiting.

>>319883

I hope you left her a floating tip

>>319710

He has posted this week. You need a trained eye to see his posts.

>>319812

I'm 75kg and doing alright at 186cm. Could lose a bit of fat though.

>>319744

kek

>>319815

Post a sexy mirror pic.

>>319861

>pretty much why im single

>>319883

Messy

>>319880

> Just stuff rags in every orifice.

now ya thinking like a real slag !

Before I had to rush to the toilet I gave my ooshies away to an overweight woman who had the look of a single mother. She was very pleased. This act of giving made me feel virtuous.

>>319883

spoiler images or it didnt happen

>>319871

Berrima is a shit hole

>>319889

we have been through this before. no chick wants a "buster" any relationship requires currency and unfortunately cenno ain paying us to have children ….yet

>>319883

>>319880

>>319896

well bantered

>>319895

Apply for a grant to get boong birthrates up.

>>319895

There are plenty of no-hoper bogan blokes on cenno who have a missus and a pack of kids.

>>319894

Berrima is a nice country town.

>>319898

lel

>>319899

and i am glad i aint he… i barely have enough moneyz for myself .. and dear god if a little hellspawn started sucking my time and SLACK

>>319901

You hitting the clubs tonight Nuro?

>>319901

Stop spending so much on cheese you boong.

>>319900

They have a nice lollie shop

>>319904

I like the old pub there.

>>319902

i really wanted to but there was scrawly rain patches all afternoon and could not find the energy to leave home … plus i had a few casks of goon and pizzas stockpilled so that sealed the deal

>>319903

lel havent bought brie cheese lately my pizzas have been different and my spending has been very frugal … some would say i have been humbled … fuck that. humble = cucked

>>319906

You are blessed.

>>319907

>some would say i have been humbled

No-one here would say such a thing. You still have a long way to go.

>humble = cucked

That's your ego and your fear talking.

>>319906

Cool

>>319906

I remember the first time I ever saw one of those irl, such a wierd creature. Not that I'm any better…

>>319913

First time I saw one it was waddling across a car park.

>>319914

that was NK

>>319916

well bantered

>>319915

dont all Australians call it calamari ?

>>319915

best pub meal tbh

>>319892

$30 for a tiny scale model of real food that probably costas no more than 30 cents to make. Fucking useless parents should be explaining to kids that with $30 they could buy several of the real item they so desire as a minitature figurine…

I remember the days of 'Tazos', a collectable that you'd find in every packet of a brand of potato chips. Those things were worth collecting.

>tfw old

>>319919

No, that's schnitzels.

His lack of good morning's are the sincerer than any of his posts.

>>319920

I've still got a bunch of Tazos.

>>319921

With thick mushroom gravy.

>>319923

I've still got mine

>>319765

Yum

>>319920

>>319923

Tazos were just a shoddy corporate rebrand of Porg that got somehow put in our potato chips…

Interestingly enough Alf was prevalent in Pog and Tazo Form… makes ya think dun it ….

>>319769

>maybe some tumeric.

Don't you remember?

>>319781

Mong cunt

>>319828

That is mong

>>319928

Fuck you, tazos were great.

>>319869

heh

balaklavas are shit though

>>319925

what is it?

>>319906

A good omen.

>>319934

I think you meant 'baklava', but they were actually cabbage rolls

>>319933

Nerd.

I have a bunch at my dads somewere.

Also have a couple of the really big shiney ones that are like a coaster. I think there was a game you were supposed to play with them

I also have those cards that had a crinkle cut edge and each had half of a figure.

I don't know how to explain them. Do any of you remember them?

They come in chips too and some used to glow in the dark.

How much are Tazos worth these days? do we have any potential NEET millionaires?

>>319935

What you see is 2 boiled eggs mashed together with avocado and some Vegemite on toast topped with a rasher of bacon with melted cheese on top plus slices of fried tomato

>>319933

I have a similar folder but based on the movie Space Jam

>>319940

Most likely nothing but whenever I dig them out of the closet I get hit with those comfy nostalgic feels

>>319942

>Space Jam

Nigger

>>319945

!1!

>>319947

Which NEET would be the Boonie of the NEET cricket team?

>>319943

Best cheap whiskey.

Good choice.

>>319948

Monaro

>>319915

I crave for NEET rings.

>>319950

probably has the same 1% boong heritage …

>>319943

Can you drink that stuff neat? I've been too scared to try.

I had a nice dram of some higher tier Jameson's last weekend.

>>319953

6.25%

>>319956

Better than no party. But yeah, all we need now is some babes.

Wondering what I've done to upset him so.

>>319957

>>319950

>>319954

I think if you can handle that much Jameson (neat?) than I'm sure you'll be right with the Turkey. It's not too late to go to Dan's house…

>tfw wondering what Esquire Dr Walter Webster will be drinking for dinner

>>319960

Jamesons is a terrible whiskey.

>>319961

He already said.

>>319963

Literally the goon of whiskeys

>>319962

Heh, cool/

>>319954

It's just a rye bourbon. Can be sipped like any other whisk[e]y.

>>319957

I'd rather be at no party than be the loner at one

>>319962

kek

>>319961

I had two (2) diet ginger beers this afternoon.

>>319962

No Star Wars fan but that was cool

>>319956

What is meant to be the focus of this picture. The black girls bra top thing being translucent or the nerd?

>>319968

You are with us.

Always.

YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE US

>>319972

I was wondering that too. The guy with the cap is interesting.

>>319964

I doubt the dinner drinks have ceased

>>319970

Very conservative.

>>319973

May the Goon be with you

>>319963

Regular Jameson is shit, it's just like a bottle of Johnny red, only good for mixing, One of my friends had this black barrel Jameson last weekend, was very smooth and had a nice flavor.

>>319960

>>319967

I find burbon to be a bit too sour.

>>319976

I'm coughing non-stop and can barely breathe through my nose. Drinking isn't a priority right now.

>>319978

There are good bourbons around, but you'd have to do your research. JD and Beam product lines aren't it.

>>319979

I worry about your thirst and potential dehydration

>>319980

Been thinking of grabbibg a bottle of Maker's Mark, but still a bit cautious of burbon, don't want to buy it and end up hating it.

>>319979

not bleaching your nose with bleach…

>>319977

kek, don't give in to the 'Dan side'

>>319984

I worry the most about you

>>319980

I can't do JD or Beam neat

>>319983

I was dissapointed in MM. Sounds like you've never tried Wild Turkey?

>>319978

>Regular Jameson is shit

It's funny that it's priced like a single malt now, it was always the better of the cheap ones.

I've noticed it shilled really hard in tv/film recently,every Netflix drinker loves Jamesons.

>>319988

>Hydrogen peroxide

I use that stuff to sterilise my pipes between crops

>>319988

> i dont get the flu

You had something similar to it just a couple of weeks ago.

>>319988

>people that dont brush their teeth with flouride paste use hydrogen peroxide

Does that include boongs?

>>319987

I've had wild turkey before, wasn't too keen on it.

>>319991

I use it to sterilise my anus after NK does his thing, uninvited as always.

>>319996

Very nice

boong wizard won't get this one

>>319881

183cm

>>320000

I got the 9's m8, I'm not a fucking boong god

>>320002

I'm gon tha run you ova ya cunt

>>319988

>>319990

>>319883

Was she impressed?

>>320003

When you hit me wit ya ute I go boong

>>319996

Nice

>>319996

Well done mate.

>>319998

Seen that Nurse yet Shitey?

>>319999

Well done BW.

>>320009

Does he work in a hospital?

>>320009

And which bits of her have you seen so far?

Fuck me drunk, we've made three hundred and twenty thousand shitposts lads

It looks more when you write the numbers

>>320009

No, this was the last day for the graduate nurses, too. Looks like she was on the morning shift

>>320015

Disappointing. But you will bump into her again at some point.

>>320016

>Disappointing.

I DEMAND A NURSE RELATED KINKY SEX STORY !!!

>>320015

Do you know her first and last name?

Do all staff get an email address?

>>320017

When I was 14 a nurse shaved my pubes.

>>320019

Did you get aroused ?

Missus is cooking that chicken again

worried

>>320020

No. They were only removing my appendix, so they had no need to touch my penis and testicles.

>>320021

Well at least you'll know for sure if it happens again.

>>320022

That is a nurse related story but it is not kinky nor sexual.

I AM ONLY MILDLY APPEASED !!

>>320019

Hot

>>320023

Indeed, I should have followed through with that stool sample the Dr requested to make sure it was a virus.

>>320022

You need to get testicular cancer - then you're in for a real treat from the pre-operation nurse.

>>319997

>>320007

>>320008

Thank you

>>319998

So you're not a patient but work in a hospital?

>>320027

Does she wank out the dead blank sperm?

>>320025

Get two buckets of original recipe - one for you, one for your waifu webby.

>>320029

*black

>>320025

>is she a good cook?

Yeah she's pretty good, last time she made this spicy korean chicken stuff I was violently ill, but I don't think it was from her cooking.

>>320009

More importantly was the chicken breast juicy?

cenno had been ringing me the last few days while I was at work. Cheeky cunts would ring with no caller id then give me the call centre number to ring back. Finally got back to them today. I owe cenno 97 dollars from 2017.

Juicy bobs

>>320027

I had a grinder blade shatter and hit me in the cock

I was wearing an apron and workpants but the pain dropped me and I spent the day in hospital doped up having my dick examined by a multitude of people.

Very unsexy and quite scary but no permanent damage thank God.

Succulent thighs

>>320030

I'm going to get a large zinger box with a sunkist, a maxi popcorn chicken and a mountaiin dew freeze

Webbys cashed up enough to shout us all kfc

>>320013

Search 'nurse' on Pornhub just before you go to sleep. Wet dreams guaranteed

>>320036

Didn't have the guard on the angle grinder, did you?

>>320036

>grinder blade shatter and hit me in the cock

oof

>>320034

Am I the only who gets calls from people claiming to be the ATO telling me I'm going to be arrested unless I press 1?

>>320021

>again

She couldn't get it right the first time?

>>320040

I did, the backing plate was warped and my bosses were cheap cunts

>>320043

It was good the first time, I liked it.

>>320041

>>320045

>>320038

Why 2 drinks? And haven't any you useless cunts tried frying your own chicken?

>>320045

Spank her as punishment

>>320038

>Webbys cashed up enough to shout us all kfc

This is when the bored 4 NEETs turns into 35.

>>320045

>>320048

And film it.

We'll review the film for quality purposes.

Gay NEET is the escort going to happen this weekend?

>>320025

Is he using an iPad as a telephone?

Any Brisbane-NEETs wanns see Metallica live with me this October?

>>320053

Take Nuro. Document the experience.

Starting to feel sober already. I should've invested in a bottle of whiskey like the wiser neets here have done.

>>320053

Nuro will go.

>>320056

I assumed nuro was already a member of metallica, in addition to his ferrari driving and aviation exploits.

>>320057

Just why does he do this text formatting?