/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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Positivity is just a way for larger council crabs to get the smaller plebian crabs to volunteer their bodies as substitute ladders

SMOOTH NEET BATH LEGS

>>321918

I should probably do this diet thing as well after I've have my next big binge

stolen bum rash

I hope Weber doesn't become >tfw deceased overnight.

>>321942

How much do you weigh?

>>321947

I hope he becomes >tfw released though

>>321942

I find I can't concentrate or do anything useful while dieting, which discourages me.

Hey NEETs, I feel like a wank, any recommendations on what I should wank to?

>>321950

My brain is addicted to sugar, without which only basic physiological functions work.

>>321952

Go cold turkey.

>>321951

sex videos

>>321936

>Just how does he do it?

>>321956

Neet bulge pictures are a spook.

>>321951

>Video related

G==oon==d night neets

Last thread got 752 replies.

>>321959

Good night.

>>321960

Vocaroo the posts you miss.

still haven't done some uni work for tomorrow

what's the point of participation grades? let me live

>>321965

uncle dan approves

>>321965

Faaaarkin mirin cunno

Might age to consider you the board chad now

>>321965

>tfw no gf

>>321965

Absolute CHAD

Write /ausneets/ on her buns.

Tfw can't do doggy yet with the new misso, she's getting looser but it's still a challenge. Missionary is less than ideal too. Maybe I'll have to try some different condoms, I really want her first sexual experiences to be good.

Today the condom broke and I was just so annoyed that I couldn't cum from normal sex with a very bangin' chick.

With the ex I could come in 5 minutes if I wanted, with this one it's a struggle to cum in a whole hour

>>321969

cheesey bro are you still a virgin or did you sex redacted?

Might have some bourbon.

I'm up way too late

>>321976

>iktf

Considering cracking a frothie.

>>321977

treat yourself monk

>>321978

He's replying to me you sinner

>>321971

fuck off the doms bro wtf?

>tfw depressed

>>321982

IKTF

Has anyone here tried LSD before?

>>321982

I am slowly parting with this feel.

>>321983

>Has anyone here tried LSD before?

Nein.

What a roller-coaster of emotions.

>>321983

yeah

in 2015, I was in a much better place then. I reckon I would end up in a psych ward if i touched it now.

>>321986

How much did you take

>>321987

150 ug

Going to bed, going tomorrow to get the stiches taken out of my finger. Night Night NEETs.

>>321989

Good night m80

Morning NEETs.

>>321991

Morning buddy, what's on the agenda today?

>>321992

Nothing really, just another day fighting my urges to eat unhealthy food. Might also practice some more Spanish.

>>321993

Fair enough man it's hard, especially when it's all sitting in your pantry/fridge just waiting for you.

I'm trying to keep the weight off but can never think of a simple dinner that doesn't involve pasta. Been having it almost every day lately.

>>321993

Were you the need who pledged to go on a diet last thread and start the day with instant coffee for breakfast?

>>321995

Nope. I don't drink coffee either, although I've read that caffeine is good for suppressing hunger.

>>321994

Doesn't help that my grandparents buy bikkies all the time and I love eating those.

>>321952

It takes about two weeks to feel normal. Just go off it and take the pain for a couple of weeks.

>>321963

We will just search for common NEET phrases on a non censored search engine and we will find eachother.

>>321999

What did he do this time?

>>321971

>>321965

impregnate her

>>321991

>>321992

Good morning

>>322003

I don't care about sports in general.

>>322004

I don't mind womens tennis if its a cute human girl playing

>>322005

They sound like they're pushing out a baby mate

>>322005

I don't care about sports in general.

>>322006

You can turn the volume down or have a wank to it

>>322007

Yeah, I'm much the same tbh.

I made an attempt to get into footy for work conversations but I don't get being into it.

>>322009

Funny how some normies have nothing to talk about if you tell they're you're not into football.

>>322010

I used to work warehouses and I can't talk footy or cars and I barely watch tv.

If I didn't look like a thug I think I would have been heavily bullied.

>>322012

Kek, nah, I'm not one of them

And you only try talking 40K at work the once

>>322012

Although the idea of a big skinhead talking anime to a crowd of baffled normies is fuckin' funny

>>321965

Fucking hell.

You are the man.

Good morning friends.

>>322002

>>321992

>>321991

morning

>>321998

I'll probably go to end or next.

Or give up the internet.

>>321991

>>321992

>>322002

>>322016

>>322017

Morning All. What a shitfucked sleep.

>>321965

Bloody hell, well done m8

Do we call you Shitey dick now ?

>>322003

>>322019

Morning

>>322018

If 8chan shuts down I'm going back to yelling at people on the street

>>322023

Will you yell at me?

>>322024

Probably not, I rarely go far from home.

Coffee (orally consumed) is actually not so bad without sugar

I might give that shit up

Biggus dickus.

BIGGUS DICKUS

>>322028

>>322027

: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my fwiend… Biggus…

…Dickus?

>>321998

We will find each other by letting out an ear piercing reeee on a dark and stormy night

Tired and running late. Having a fag before the day begins

>>322026

Vile

I wonder if Monk feels pressure due to Shitey stepping in on his Chadzone.

Wearing civvies to work today.

>>322033

Your bum's so hot, I bet it turns to caramel in it.

Beccy's bum syrup.

>>322035

Because your worth it?

Going to Coles, you cunts want anything?

>>322038

5 of these and wont have to leave the house for the next week…

https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/product/coles-pizza-chicken-parma

>>322038

A hot water bottle.

>>322039

Fatso.

>>322039

>Servings Per Pack: 4.0

>>322038

Some rubber gloves(white) and a jar of vaseline please

>>322043

Get it yourself Tony.

My car battery is dead

Fuck this

>>322045

Ask >>322038 nicely for a car battery

>>322038

A pasty with sauce, a custard tart and a small coffee with an extra shot and three sugars. Thanks.

Wage time.

Take care NEETies

>>322048

Good luck, be careful.

Hope Webby made it to the doctors safely.

Feeling sad.

>>321965

MORE MORE MORE

>>322052

If you rub at that speed without lotion you will damage it.

>>322051

Any particular reason?

>>322054

Loneliness.

Possum babied my dingo

>>322056

hot

NK was raised by dingoes along with his twin brother.

>>322059

Delivery multiple shipments daily into their cargo bay.

>>322058

>his twin brother.

This is news to me. Tell me more.

>>322058

Neetkingus and Rapeneetus ?

I fasted all day yesterday. I am not really feeling hungry this morning so I think I will keep the fast going for another day.

I am trying to recover from a vile 5 day food binge that started last Tuesday.

>>322063

C U L T U R E D

>>322063

You just worry about your own life mate.

>>322064

Are you the same NEET who is doing that diet he spoke about last night?

>>322016

>>322017

>>322019

>>322022

Good morning

Again

red text =

>>322069

Change the red text back to red.

>>322070

i actually liked the rainbow, the gradient was soothing

>>322071

I don't really care what colour it is as long as I can see it.

>>322072

yeah i agree, it wasnt even being abused

>>322074

You had your treat last night m8

>>322074

nice although you need to up your chocolate bar game… a cadbury twist or cherry ripe could go a long a way…

if i was you i would keep some ferraro rochere on the desk waiting to impresss the nurse

>>322073

This site really feels like one of the last places that has freedom on the internet to post whatever. A lot of the shit use to be posted on halfchan but halfchan pretty handed over everything without much debate to any authority who requested it. Similar to this site, but they only do so with a valid warrant and are open about it. This site has better moderation and not that shitty Google CAPTCHA.

>>322075

I think it's a mistake made when he edited the code back. It is still visible when you highlight the section of text.

I liek mudkips

>>322079

> It is still visible when you highlight the section of text.

well ill be dammed ….

>>322074

Executive bulking. If your metabolism is keeping the weight off, it might only be for a little longer. A lot of executives are made when their metabolism decreases but their food intake does not.

>>322076

Executives gotta bulk somehow.

Just want to test the red text with bold

T E S T

>>322083

No, you're not allowed to

I forbid it

>>322084

Sorry.

>>322085

You should be.

>>322086

OOOOOFF

>>322088

go with the flow man… i have to go to coles and do a big shop and sign up for a course today… and im still cozy in bed :)

>>322090

Gotta hand in my jobs form though

If I don't do it today they'll cut me then I have to do phone calls and shit

>>322088

Genetically I have dark circle underneath my eyes that make me look like a stoner. They get even darker when I don't sleep well. I do not see the appeal in using cones, despite people assuming I am a stoner.

>>322092

I really need to stop for a while soon, I've been smoking full time with no holidays for a year now

>>322090

>sign up for a course today

What are you doing nuro?

>>322093

It's going to give you a nasty cough for life, I know someone who has been diagnosed with emphysema. They did mix it with a small amount of tabaco to give it a smoother taste, they say? But they do not acknowledge they have emphysema. I know they have it as they have a special puffer that only people with COPD (emphysema) are prescribed.

>>322091

just brew a coffee plop the form on ya desk and open seek.com in you browser. 20 jobs is easy. Squirell them down. Take a photo and submit 20 jobs to jobseek in one hit… thats how i do it

>>322095

My lungs are pretty fucked already tbh, I've been smoking pot and baccy for 30 years now.

I cough up some horrible shit and get wheezy on cold mornings.

>>322096

Already done but I still write them down and drop them off

MAX is about 10 minute walk away

>>322096

>just brew a coffee plop

>>322067

No that must be some other unfortunate executive.

>>322100

He was going to only have a sandwich, a salad and a protein shake each day or something. I wish him well.

>>322074

Nice

>>322093

i just stopped somking bud lately i was gettting zero enjoyment or buzz out of it at all…

also i havent spun for years and its much easier to quit.. i swear most people are just addicted to the baccy .. and it causes the problems … i still roll a ciggie everyday….

>>322077

>cherry ripe

One of my favourites.

>>322098

you can submit the form as evidence online ….just take a pic with your phone

>>322105

I don't use mygov

>>322105

>>322094

>>322108

>now's the time for any trash talk

You suck and your mum is fat

we're going to look so gay if /kind/ beat us

>>322094

gonna sign up a wank course online that will tide me over until i get the NEIS stuff sorted for the business im starting later in the year…

its crunch time. i came off a 6 month legit medical exemption and 3 days later they tried to put me instantly in WFTD creek cleenup 25hr/week after not seeing them for months… they really fucked crossed me this time

>>322110

I'm sure they'll be nice about it

>>322111

>creek cleenup 25hr/week

lol

Quints in aprox 109 posts

I gotta go out, can someone else Wizzy ?

>>322108

>king of soccer

hmmm sounds like king of fighters … if they are arcade machine weebs they could smash us

>kind FC

is this a psyop ? i instantly want to bully them

>>322115

/kind/ is bully proof

If you bully them they just get nicer

>>322116

>If you bully them they just get nicer

how incredulously deceptive

>>322106

>I don't use mygov

why ? the app is not touching my phone but the web portal is fine… i dont forget / get as many nasty suprises with it

Almost broke down and wanked.

>>322122

not many people here would get it

>>322123

I honestly just like the song, I don't give a shit about that sperglord liking it.

>>322125

life imitating art

More hungover than I'd like to admit at the office this morning

>>322128

how much did you have last night bro?

>>322128

OOOOOFF

>>322130

POOOF

>tfw seasonal depression

>>322129

1 bottle of red

>>322133

i have no idea how i was able to drink so much red wine over the last decade… oh thats right… painkillers

>>322133

Webby?

>>322063

Your sister is a coal burning whore.

Got a blow out going on at the moment. Looking like jonah hill in superbad.

My job provider receptionist lady got promoted so now i hardly get to see her. She was really nice and sweet and we always had a bit of a nice chat

>>322138

not too late to ask her out

>>322138

i had a 2 really HOT case worker girls at tursa… all gone now … now i got some young guy who is learning on the job… then he took annual leave and i was seeing the boss….

the staff turnover at those places is just spastic… and it always seems to happen when a big a big change is comming like WFTD or the memerit system and i always get raped by their ineptitude ….

>>322140

At the place I went I noticed some case workers seemed to last a week while others seemed to be there forever.

>>322117

Gook night.

>>322121

First signs of wankruptcy

>>322137

I wish I was that slim.

>>322125

kek

>>322133

Those red bottles have a high goon tax.

>>322139

>her

BUNKER LINKS, IMAGE POSTING IS GETTING HIT HARD.

https://imgur.com/a/pz23kfk

8CH UNDER ATTACK

test

14 degrees today in Shitbourne, overslept and got up at 12:15 instead of 10:30 like I was intending to, noticed I have a heap of dandruff too so I'll need to go and get some special shampoo for that.

Test

I think 8chan is going to die for real this time NEETs.

Where are we going to go? We need to organise something before it happens.

Ron

@CodeMonkeyZ

·

33m

All our domains have been removed from cloudflare, so we will be moving to another service asap. Please excuse any downtime as we migrate to the new service.

Fucking kikes man.

>>322154

If Cloudflare has banned us then all the other services will too. this is it.

>>322148

You can ask a him out to.

>>322156

>>322154

Ah she'll be right m8, nothing to worry about.

If 8chan dies could we go to 4chan r9k and do a daily thread there like they do with britfeel?

I know it is all cancer but someone needs to come up with SOMETHING don't just complain and say why everything sucks.

I'm sure Weber can setup a board for us

>>322160

Is he even still alive?

>>322159

Could just start an Auschan. I'll chip in $20 a fortnight when I get my NEETbux.

It is all over. The dream is dead.

Hey guys, not a regular, just doing the rounds of some of the good boards and helping them migrate. Endchan has board creation and similar functionality to 8chan, so you can remake that board there. Hope this helps. If you could do me a favor in return, don't tell any of the shit uncomfy boards about it.

You NEETs are all panicking too much, 8chan will probably find a new hosting service much like other sites have. Everything will be fine in the end. But if I'm wrong, then it's been nice posting with all of you.

We need to start out own hosting service… in a non faggoty country that is.

>>322166

Such as?

>>322167

At least not Australia.

>>322168

Not many decent countries with lax laws left in the world. Most either respond to their local laws or bend over backwards when burgerland authorities ask for them to hand everything over.

just spent 50 minutes trying to get the captcha to load

>>322169

He needs to keep working on his fonts i.e. wanking and this site takes away from it.

>>322171

>IKTF

>>322162

I'd do this too.

A belated goodmorning to all (You) NEETs.

First day of the wage today. Hope I can find you all later tonight

if shit hits the fan today.

>>322171

>iktf

>>322174

Good luck with the wage mate.

>>322169

Little faggot should be pushed into a swimming pool.

>>322125

This is becoming addictive to watch. I get a little chuckle each time I watch it.

No-one is making plans for where to go if we get shut down. You are going to ruin everything we have created.

>>322180

That's what my mum said to me when I was a kid.

>>322180

Just make a bunker on Endchan

>>322181

And she was right.

Just found a porn vid I haven't seen in maybe five years.

What is wrong with endchan? Could we use one of those IRC type things? Can they be anonymous?

>>322184

Congratulations.

I don't know much about endchan. Is it solid?

>>322184

Five years ago was 2014.

>>322181

And she was wrong.

>>322177

lel

>>322178

where was it filmed ?

>>322180

>>322182

>>322187

endchan is a good place to meet and regroup… its gonna take a real happening and cable cutting to get everybody over to 08chan on zeronet

>>322187

1.Just make a blank ausneets board on the site without any of the data from this site.

2. Externally back up the board onto your computer.

3. Post a link to the blank ausneets board in this thread and in the rules thread below the rules for reference for people to bookmark if everything hits the fan.

4. ????

5. Problem solved.

>>322190

>where was it filmed ?

I don't know, I would watch it find out what happened to the man in the dress.

>>322190

>where was it filmed ?

A democratic socialists of America meeting.

>>322193

I found it on kc /int/.

We just need someone to POST THE FUCKING DISCORD

>>322195

Let's not.

>>322195

yeah no thanks

>>322198

Next he'll be asking about the secret channel.

Throwing the trash off:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-dragged-off-bus-for-smoking-by-fellow-passenger-and-dumped-on-pavement/news-story/e573b31995798199a5463f27177bca49

I tried to make an account on endchan to create a board but it gave me an error message.

>>322176

Cheers mate.

>>322179

test reply.

>>322180

Obscure aboriginal dating sites obviously.

>>322197

Day of the spear when?>>322198

F

Wonder if we'll hit the quints

If we go under suddenly I will create an /ausneets/ General thread on 4chan r9k and we can use that to plan our next move. It will not be a permanent solution. Just a place where we can gather to plan the next move.

Just had a fantastic wank.

>>322207

Same, it was a fantastic wank.

>>322207

>>322208

well it seems things are back to normal for the time being

Still waiting for the conclusion of the stir fry video series.

>>322210

>>322173

>>322210

him cumming on a plate of his stirfry?

Howdy NEEToes, I see there is a bit of trouble brewing.

>>322215

Hello Shire. Nice to see you. Yes things are looking a bit dicey.

>>322214

Hot.

if anyone unironically has a reddit account that is 30 days old or has another karma they should make an ausneets sub.

This wouldn't be a replacement but just a meeting place if shit hits the fan so we can regroup and go elsewhere.

thoughts?

>>322215

Good afternoon muscular man.

site shit itself for few hours there.

>>322216

Should make an IRC room or Discord in case shit hits the fan, we can go there until we can find a more suitable place.

>>322221

good thinking

someone post a invite link for the current discord please

I'm nervous bros

>>322224

Have a wank

>>322223

Cruisey made a Discord last time bad things happened, I don't remember the link for it, or if it still exists.

>>322221

>>322223

IRC>Lecord

>>322227

Good times in IRC and Yahoo Chat many years ago.

>>322227

who gives a shit, it will just be a meeting place until we find another imageboard.

>>322229

Yeah, fair cop.

>>322218

>a Mod nuked it

Why would they do that?

I do not want to go anywhere that you need to make an account to post.

>>322222

Well done BW.

>>322233

>IKTF

>>322222

oh fug the boong wizard is growing more powerful everyday ….

>>32223

make a board for us there bro

>>322231

4channel staff have a history of sniping 8chan refugees for fun… seen it with my own eyes twice now…

>>322238

is 08ch a honeypot?

>>322224

just put a paper bag over your head like me

>>322240

Does it work with a plastic bag?

>>322242

Let's just say it is a bag from Aldi.

>>322242

imagine the smell

Might go to tafe and do a beauty course. not sure anyone would want a male to be their beauty therapist

>>322247

I hope it's a Costa GET. Wanking better is more than just a lifestyle choice.

>>322222

Well done m8, and thankya kindly.

If 8chan does shut down I shall make a post on craigslist saying I am lonely and looking for NEET company

Big smelly NEETs preferred

>>322250

>smelly

*fragrant

how much pussy did this guy slay back in the day ?

why hasnt he got mee tooed ?

how can he better represent the board ?

>>322247

Should be in 14 or 15 threads

Daryl used to fuck that ostrich SO HARD during the ad breaks

>>322255

Who wouldn't?

>>322251

*Executive fragrant

>>322256

Possum

>>322260

wasnt it always rumoured the Plugga the duck was actually a woman ??

>>322261

No. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plucka_Duck

Rissoles and chips for dindins

>>322262

so much LORE

https://www.theage.com.au/national/the-recycling-of-pluckas-wheel-20030629-gdvyhh.html

>>322264

A wank is now scheduled in.

>>322266

Is there a problem about this story?

>>322263

That sounds good.

I haven't eaten the last two days, so I think I'll get something from the local chicken shop/carvery delivered.

>>322268

Not from my perspective.

>>322264

thanks man…. you made me feel better about my NEET drinking and bludging on a monday afternoon… protip: thick noodles are always shit… the thin noodles (chow mein) are always better

>>322267

before or after you kill me?

>>322270

Let me rephrase that question, what's the reason to post it?

>>322271

>you made me feel better

I did? How so? Pro tip noted but I think best to make the shit myself

>>322273

I like dogs you fucking cunt.

>>322275

Let me restate question, why didn't you post that with the post?

>>322272

We can do a bit of both.

>>322003

I've completely lost interest in cricket since the sandpaper scandal. Both Smith and Warner shouldn't be playing at all

Good evening NEETs.

It's good to be back.

I missed you all immensely.

WE BACK CUNTS

>>322279

Hey mate.

>>322280

Hey, how did you spend that time we've been excluded?

>>322281

Watching Kitchen Nightmares. You?

Hey neets

>>322283

Hello.

we're back boys

H-hello?

>>322286

sup cunt

>>322287

howdy

Good morning NEETs. I am BO.

I'm not sure this is the right place for us but it may be a 'watch this space' type of thing, it may get better.

test

>>>53309

test2

>>53309

I hope this works

taste

NEETs we are all over at endchan if some of you were too dumb to find us.

WE'RE BACK, BITCHES

>>322295

Endchan is pretty busted, move back here.

Hello

If dubs, everything is going to be okay.

Post your nape, bulge or elbow so I can confirm NEET identity.

Hmm

hmmm

>>322304

I don't recognise those limbs.

>>322306

That's just what I need if there are any three day collapses in society.

Test to see if this place is still working right.

watching "Made in Britian."

>tfw will never have a girlfriend with a chelsea cut.

FUUAARK!

>>322314

Working on it now on the IRC it accepts posts but doesn't show them. Something is fucked on the site. Interestingly it happened right after that guys sperg out.

>>322316

>tfw no redtext

>>322317

>tfw no woe'd

Word filter.

Fixed. Fucking site is so broken…

no rainbow text neither, im going to miss that.

–fuuark–

FUUARK

~FUUAARK~

FUUAARK

now i'm gonna haveta read a book or something.

>>322311

>for me to feel superior to

You will never honestly feel that way.

>>322317

I forgot I did that.

The redtext is exactly how it should be.