/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>135331

>>135330

or just bring some brazilian gfs with you. who says we can't have it all? current years are all about diversity anyway

>>135342

>brazilian gfs

Very poor genetic stock to start a new civilisation with. Probably rife with disease too.

Anyone watching the international?

>>135345

>the international

I don't even know what that is.

>>135344

eh, who cares about logistics when you get to have sex

>>135346

the dota video game tournament thing

>>135347

>video game tournament

Not interested.

>>135348

that's okay

Do insects feel pain

Hey fags, I'm not keeping up and this is the first time i'm visting the board. i'm drunk as fuck and usually visit the Mongolian knitting needle forum if you know what I mean, that one where they don't hide the power levels and talk about who controls all the shipments of wool if that makes sense. I heard a lot of our guys have moved to you place and things are rapidly changing this side… It's out of control man… I've always been in the wrong time, at the wrong place. I'm a drunk too and all I do is shitpost and make autistic videos. I made one american friend by shitposting on kellogs . I don't get it guys… every morning I wake up and I have anxiety, hangover, fear and dread but I force myself to go to work because I need to do that in order to survive? I need it to get by… I've been diagnosed 3 times with various mental disorders and never took any meds. I just fucking hate everything, but here, you guys get paid to do nothing and you hate your lives even more? I mean… Look at my flag man… I'm not wealthy and I tasted coca cola for the first time when I was a lot older. It's strange but my entire life has always been out of the comfort zone… so why do you guys insist that the neet life is depressing as fuck? I mean, literally every single bone in my body says I can't do it anymore, or I should off myself based on the circumstance and geographical landscape… but it's simply not possible, nor is it an option right now. I've put the revolver to my head but thought of all those who depend on me on emotional needs alone… yet here I am, alone… Been alone for 2 years - isolation just like a yellow lemon tree… but you don't give up… or do you guys do that. Are all of you just lazy cunts who went NAAFI (SADF reference) or are you just oxygen thieves? I don't mean to be rude or insulting but even here where I sit in the God Blessed Southern Hemisphere, surely you can look to the stars and think that we are here for a purpose and that God is good. That while we cry ourselves to sleep and gnash our teeth on the fucking dramas of day to day life, life itself is beautiful and we were built for more than just being lazy nothings? I'm only asking and not judging. I'm standing at the edge of your pond and wondering what you guys think and why you guys ended up here. I hope you can get yourself out of it though,because I heard aus is the place to be but nah i'm a white guy.

Not trying to offend, I love the NEET attitude and I don't know how I ended up here. If I was a NEET I'd watch 10 year old judge judy episodes and make cheese and ham sandwiches in the microwave if I could afford to do it

>>135350

Yes I do.

>>135351

The NEETs can get no joy out of life because they are depressed. Depression is separate from being NEET. The NEET is equally depressed working a job as staying at home. This is really a depression forum more than a NEET forum.

Depression sucks all joy from life and is hard to overcome.

>>135353

>>135353

Thank you for your kindness but what is clinical depression? I'm supposed to take lithium, perblokka, urbanol and serdep and i've supposed to been on the shit for past 8 years. I never took it, just collected - got a fucking drug dealing op, at least I could have. Only advice I have is, why just drown yourself in your situation? As horrible as your hole is, why not just try something different for once? You hate who you are and what you are, but you keep repeating. I think that's all of our problems. We love a song, but we put it on repeat and never bother to look for new music. I guess the breaking point in my repetition was when I love the woman who raised me. I cried and cried, mourning turned to grief, grief took root and I fell apart. I started to run man, I didn't even have the shoes and I drink like a fish, but I just rant. Even though I can't run for shit. I just fucked myself up with exercise… and I felt a lot better afterwards.. And after time I began to lose weight, and then I bought a scale, and I just ran man. And when my legs and knees fucked up, I got on a fucked up bike and just went man. Thanks for your kindness anon. God Bless You.

And to all the other anons… Just fucking hang in there. YOU ARE LOVED. Maybe not by anybody close, but by people like anon and I who are having this conversation.

>>135354

There is no drug that can fix depression. But "just try something different" doesn't usually work either.

Depression has left many of us "dead inside" and incapable of experiencing joy or satisfaction with life no matter what we do.

>>135355

it helped me as well. trying something different when that something different is some kind of physical exercise does help with depression. it's proven to do so as well. when you do physical exercise, your body releases endorphins which reduce your perception of pain, including that of the mental kind. the problem with depression is getting the power to even start and it's even harder to keep a healthy habit that involves some kind of active behavior going. i still get depressed sometimes but physical exercise and sleep do in fact help a lot. if you ever manage to feel good enough to actually go outside, just try going for a good run, preferably in a nature setting. it takes a while to get used to exercise but it does help.

>>135351

>I don't mean to be rude or insulting

then what did you mean by this?

>are you just oxygen thieves

sorry, i'm just confused, i'm sure you meant something else (like how we perceive ourselves or something?) but you didn't really explain that part properly because otherwise that's definitely rude.

Morning NEEToes.

>>135358

M o rn i ng

>>135358

Good morning.

Morning guys

>>135339

That image has clearly been photoshopped. A real neets underwear is always coloured brown and yellow.

Goon morning neets6

>>135362

>>135361

Good morning.

>>135364

That's a low price for a cash for sex job

>>135365

The director with the big nose told me it's the going rate for special black and white videos

t. hannah

Good morning NEETs

>>135366

I hope you're going to reward yourself with a goon bag at the end

>>135364

Good luck at your new job.

>>135368

I'm not drinking for a week or so. I need to find healthier ways to spend an evening than getting rolling drunk and watching films thx to the neet who recommended the shawshank redemption though

>>135369

Thank you

>>135371

Breathing oxygen and not breathing oxygen

https://efukt.com/22487_safe_word_fail.html

So we have now a Slovenian and a South African with us, nice

How many foreign neets are there? From what I can remember we have

-NZneet

-BRneet

-Hans (I think there may be 2 German neets)

-Pakineet

-Argieneet

-Burgerneet

>>135359

>>135360

>>135363

>>135367

Morning boys. Feel asleep drawing since a headache was coming on.

>>135373

I think there's an actual leafneet that posts here too

>>135374

Canadians are a myth, like aliens or bigfoot

Mornin neets

spooky storm last night

>>135373

Looks like we're a diverse force of varied individuals, how progressive.

>>135376

I hear in their domain the milk comes in bags. Truly terrifying, I hope you're right.

>>135359

>>135358

>>135360

>>135361

>>135362

>>135363

>>135367

>>135374

>>135377

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Morning everybody.

Good morning all.

>>135379

>>135381

Morning. Don't know 'bout you but I'm feeling pretty good for some reason, might be that I didn't consume any more than 2 cups of goon last night.

>>135351

>isolation just like a yellow lemon tree

deep

>>135354

>God Bless You.

>YOU ARE LOVED.

Oh..

>>135364

Good luck mate, that's good pay for one days work. Don't over do it though

This is an enjoyable /v/ thread to read through

>>>/v/15337066

>>135351

>Mongolian knitting needle forum

>shipments of wool

Are these euphamisms for heroin?

>>135385

Good morning my friend. What have you got planned for the weekend?

>>135364

Good luck m8.

>>135367

>>135374

>>135377

>>135382

Good morning.

>>135379

Good morning Karen.

>>135390

You had these on the new laptop?

>>135389

I'm going to try and get this mower started and do the back yard then spray the front with zero, then some washing but.. hmm might do that first so grass doesn't stick to my clothes.

Tomorrow I might go to the sunday markets, then church, then lunch with the missus and my nan if that's the go. Part of that plan will change.

What's plans for you good buddy?

>>135392

I had to look them up. I had the 1st, 2nd and 4th on my old one.

What's a good homebrew kit. Am I really saving that much money if I'm buying $5 - $10 wine.

>>135395

$5 - $10 how often?

>>135393

That sounds nice.

>What's plans for you good buddy?

I am staying in. I am going to be doing a bit of house cleaning each day. Today I will sweep the front porch, clean the front door and weed my dormant veggie patch. Tomorrow I plan to clean the oven, do the dishes and clean up the rest of the kitchen. Doggo needs a bath as well.

>>135325

Chin up, literally.

>>135397

>I plan to clean the oven

I hate that job

>>135399

Yeah I have been putting it off for ages. But the oven is so dirty you can see streaks of grease on the door glass from outside.

>>135395

There's a satisfaction in brewing or making your own produce that can't be replicated through buying from stores. That's what you'll get with the kit, don't know about saving money as I've never brewed wine.

>>135393

>Tomorrow I might…

Just the thought of all that activity in one day is wearing me out. You're a high-functioning autist that's for sure.

>>135393

>then church

You should pray for the strength to resist temptation.

>>135396

everytime i drink, which is like once a week. I'll buy 2 - 3 bottles of red or white or just buy goon

>>135339

What is in Pepe's hand in that image?

>>135405

At first I thought it was bread, but it looks like a sponge since he's out of TP. Been there before.

How are the UniNEETs going? i got a 2000 word essay due next sunday so im going to be a good boy and start it today.

>>135395

If you brew in those 10L flask things, yes it is hard to not save money. Beer hops is more expensive than throwing in some cider and a bunch of sugar however.

>>135406

Sometime I feel like I am that sponge.

>>135403

The temptation of continuing an interracial relationship?

>>135411

kek

>>135411

Nice work m8.

>>135402

I don't think I have the powers of autism.

>>135403

And deliver us from evil,

>>135404

>2 - 3 bottles

for $10-15?

>>135416

You can see the depraved hunger-lust on Dutton's face.

>>135419

Push it to the limit!

>>135421

is pepe his stand?

>>135424

What does an anti-feminist event look like? Do you drink beer and banter?

>>135417

Dan sells bottles of 'cleanskin' wine for $4. Unbeatable prices you can't resist.

>>135425

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/08/25/08/22/sydney-watson-march-for-men-melbournes-cbd

No idea.

>>135425

Melbournites can't even do right-wing movements without looking like fags.

>>135417

No for like 20 - 30 dollars all up but $10 each

Morning NEETs

https://finance.nine.com.au/2018/08/24/13/40/ak47-manufacturer-unveils-electric-car-set-to-take-on-tesla

>>135431

Hope it flops, sick of Musk being attacked all the time

>>135425

Its in Melbourne so basically think a fag parade with out the Dykes

>>135395

>>135351

Hey SANEET yeah looks like the situation over there us fucked, doesn't help that our immigration minister who was promising priority to displaced south Africans is now out of the Cabinet

>>135424

Anti-whatever's are as bad as whatever they are anit.

>>135429

Oh, that sounds better.

>>135430

Morning.

Limiting myself to two 500mL beers this afternoon so I can actually get something productive done. I'll save getting smashed for dinner time instead.

>>135437

How's it been NEET

>>135439

Of course Root beer and Ginger beer don't taste like beer

>>135434

It also doen't help that MSM would rather report on nigs killing nigs. https://www.9news.com.au/2018/08/25/08/08/nigeria-fulani-jos-plateau-state-africa-rebel-war-atrocity

>>135438

Good luck, lad.

>>135442

>African Rebel War Atrocity

All because Cruisy wanted some booty

>>135441

It's not root beer though. It's an ale through and through, simply has the same spices as those.

>>135443

Thank you. I specifically bought two separate beers in addition to my normal beer pack and left that done up in the fridge. Hopefully I won't cave and open it.

Sheepshagger's Gold is a Scottish ale. It's OK, but nothing to rave about.

>>135442

Hopefully Trump follows through on his tweet about South Africa. Rawanda 2.0 would be sweet. I'd seriously consider a nigger hunting safari for my annual leave.

>>135446

You'd think with a name like that it'd be a kiwi brew.

>>135448

I thought it was until I got it home and looked at the label.

>>135450

That is fine, my swole bro. Rippetoe's Starting Strength uses 3x5 (plus warmups) and that was what Stronglifts ripped off, just changing 3x5 to 5x5.

>try to download torrent

>Форум временно отключен на профилактические работы до 04:49 MSK

>something something forum disabled I guess until that time

Fuck Russia, nuclear war NOW.

I can hear different boomer lawn care equipment noises coming from all directions.

>>135452

Speaking of wars. Just looked up the list of wars involving Brazil and was surprised to see it involved in both WWI and WWII on the allied side.

>>135451

I read that 8-12 reps was best for muscle size. I also thought it would make it mentally easier for me doing 3 sets since doing 5 sets of everything was starting to become difficult in a motivation sense. Particularly the squats.

>>135450

5x5 is great for building up strength but more reps is good for training the nerves. I did 3x12 one handed pushups today, haven't done them in a while. Used to be able to do 4x15 I think. Also slowing down your reps helps muscle control as well. I don't use weights so maybe don't listen to me.

>>135452

мини робот убийца

>>135455

Yeah 8-12 is better for hypertrophy.

>>135457

>one handed pushups

I struggle with 2-handed push-ups from the 'knee' position. Can you do them only using your thumb and index finger like Bruce Lee used to?

>>135456

>french retreat before the war even starts

bungleberries

>>135459

>Can you do them only using your thumb and index finger

No, can't even do it with all my fingers, I can only do them because I am a skele (61kg). Can also do one leg squats, about 4x5 though. Haven't worked out much lately.

Fetched my anvil from the shed. Pretty heavy. Stopped for a beer.

>>135463

You blacksmith?

>>135463

Please don't do blacksmith work while impaired by alcohol.

>>135464

Not as such. Just basic metal work / machining.

I need to put a curve on a muzzle loader barrel tang to match the curvature of the rifle stock. Figure I'll put it on the horn of the anvil and give it a few taps.

>>135465

You worry too much, Mummybot.

>>135466

>I need to put a curve on a muzzle loader barrel tang to match the curvature of the rifle stock. Figure I'll put it on the horn of the anvil and give it a few taps.

*sirens in the distance*

That's pretty cool though.

>>135454

In ww1 Germany sunk brazillian ships out of desperation, and with the war at its end the most reasonable action was declaring war for what ended up being not much more than a symbolic presence.

In ww2 Brazil was coerced into declaring war on Germany by the US with falseflag attacks imitating what happened in the previous war, the US didn't have the resources to back up its military nor a good pitstop between them and Africa, so they decided to get those from us.

>>135456

>>135460

Reminder France is eternally asshurt because colonial Brazil agreed to give land to France in exchange for France fighting against Portugal to aid in Brazil becoming independent.

So the french did their part of the deal, and when the time to give them their land came we said no.

>>135471

Didn't Trump just hang up on Turnbull during those immigrant placement talks?

>>135472

That was fake news.

>>135468

It's all licensed/registered.

It was a CVA Kentucky rifle kit from the 1970's that basically amounted to a barrel, some shitty warped wood, and some rough brass castings.

I bought it a few years ago thinking I could fix everything up in a weekend or two. Got it home and realised the extent of the problems. It sat in the safe for a few years until I recently decided I probably knew enough wood and metal work to turn it into a rifle.

>>135472

Oi cunt, walla walla ding dang. Knick knack, paddy wack. My dog has a boner.

>>135474

I was Australia wasn't gayfuckstupid and I could own an SLR.

>>135471

>There are no greater friends than the United States and Australia

Oy Vey goy how dare you forget your best ally

>>135470

Then Hitler went and saw out his days next door in White Argentina.

>>135475

>I was Australia wasn't gayfuckstupid and I could own an SLR.

Yeah, it still makes me sad/mad.

Was pissed off recently with the Tasmanian state election… part of their campaign was winding back the '96 gun laws if they got elected. They were elected and promptly said "haha, fooled you".

>>135478

I just want an SLR since my granddad used it in 'Nam. The sole reason I want guns is for the history nerd aspect, it's totally dildos.

>>135477

See, this kind of shit is why we give their soccer players beatings when they come over.

>>135481

>soccer

Good Hue.

>>135470

I found this and top fuicking kek

>Maria do Rosário referred to Bolsonaro as a "rapist", to which, he had stated that the latter was not "worthy being raped"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro#Rape_comments

>>135480

I get it.

I own a 1942 Lee-Enfield No.4 MkII and a 1943 Mosin-Nagant PU sniper.

I shoot the SSAA Combined Services (used to be called Military Service Match) competition occasionally. That's limited to actual service rifles. The Kiwis (who can still own SLRs) routinely use them in their version of the competition.

>>135485

Damn potheads.

I don't like the idea of depressed NEETs being around firearms.

>>135488

I don't like the idea of being alive.

>>135488

Not everybody is depressed.

>>135490

Hey there Malc, head on down to Dan's and grab yourself a goon bag, you'll be feeling better in no time.

>>135488

I don't like it either.

>>135483

Him and more Judge Dredd cops are what Brazil needs.

Could the coppers reject you from getting a firearms licence if they found out you were depressed or suffering from other fairly common mental illness?

>>135495

You have to declare it when you apply.

Psychs can/will also report you, which will result in your license being suspended.

>>135495

Shit in their mailbox and they'll have to give you a licence.

>>135494

It also looks like he basically supports a eugenics program against the goblinos which I like

>>135496

Good on ya Malc, you ain't too bad.

>>135487

American Pie is decent

>>135499

I want to be able to buy a gun and go vigilante with good self defense laws that allow you to kill thieves.

My boomer parents already said they're voting on Ciro Gomes, a commie who calls everyone he doesn't like a fascist and then he goes on a fit where he steps on the tips of his toes while screeching "fuck you!"

>>135501

Look at this boomer.

>>135502

At least they're throwing away their vote and not voting for Lula/Haddad or Silva

>>135504

I thought that hug he gave you on Wednesday was a bit suspicious.

>>135508

Rude

>>135495

Is it documented? This is one of the cases where having meme self diagnosed mental illness would work in your favor

>>135487

I wish my brother would write sex bot comedies with me

>>135508

>posts chinese cartoons

>calls me trash

heh

>>135513

that's a chinese picture book mate

Extreme aboriginal anal

>>135516

XXXtreme

>>135516

having a wagieparty?

Power Glove is an Australian group too, neat

>>135517

kek

>>135518

Nah.

>tfw not NK

>>135515

Stop trying to get a rise out of people. It's obnoxious. This isn't 4chan.

>>135519

There's a whole bunch of media peeps from Australia. It's just that since this is a developed country, nobody makes a big deal of it.

>>135521

I gave him shit for having shit taste and he got butthurt.

Being too callous is disagreeable to be sure, but a level of frankness makes for a better community than dancing delicately around prolfeed consuming subhumans.

4chan died because of oversensitive moderation that favored newfags and normalfags over the original userbase.

>>135524

"A level of frankness" I would assume is somewhere before multiple gifs of laughing anime girls and "you are trash".

You're not giving a guy an out. You just want him to go apeshit at you for your amusement. It might happen, but it'd be embarrassing to watch.

>>135524

yer a feg

>>135528

Why do we need such a banner?

>>135529

It's good advice

>>135529

because it was a banner worthy post

underage aboriginal pussymonger

>>135530

>>135531

But how does it reflect this board? A lot of posts that were made into a banner were followed by memes made before them. It looks like a one off post with the only reply to it in the thread being the banner itself. If it becomes a banner it doesn't bother me but I just don't see how it reflects this board?

>>135534

can this be a banner too?

>>135534

You're thinking too much into it, have a goon and relax.

There haven't been many new banners in the last few months. I know I made those five >tfw compressed, >tfw distressed etc. banners ages ago

>>135533

>How does one "give an out" to someone who watches twenty year old movies made for teenage girls?"

List a better movie in the genre and tell them that their choice only looked good because of marketing/the pop-culture saturation/whatever. Then they can be like "Alright, that looks good, I'll give it a look".

Boom, an out that doesn't require them saying "Oh yeah I'm a fucking worthless braindead idiot and you are superior in every way".

>>135537

I forget we even have banners most of the time

>>135535

Go nuts.

>>135536

Later tonight.

>>135534

It's a jab at Cruisy's situation, a reference to MusicNEET and all round reflective of a small NEET arc

Absent Outside NEETs

>>135542

I accept that as a good reason.

>all round reflective of a small NEET arc

As long as it is not a reference to the nasty posting that goes on during the debates. That is not at all comfy.

>>135543

Could be from the NEET party last night, a lot of a NEETs are late rises or later posters after a heavy night on the goon.

>>135544

Don't worry it has nothing to do with the narky lefty NEETs that ruin the fun

>>135546

GOONED ABO ORGY

>>135546

bit suspicious that neets are choosing the end of the wagie week for their goon parties

>>135545

This must be how it feels to be a celebrity neet

>>135538

>List a better movie in the genre

I understand the direction you are trying to come from, but the whole genre is bad, you might as well state the least gay way of sucking a dick.

Looking for an "out" would be something someone does when they don't have a counterpoint because no counterpoint exists.

>>135549

Max appointments are usually on Fridays

>>135552

My max wagie used to shove them in all over the place

2:47 and getting on the goon

digityes

>>135555

you should have stayed in your gooncoma

>>135551

Alright, but even just listing "The whole genre sucks dick man, why even bother trying to list a good one" would end it more gracefully. Then he can be like "Yeah, you're right, I just answered because the question was there.". And it would have gotten your point across better. I don't have any loyalty to teen sex comedies, I doubt he did either.

Phrasing challenges to people's opinions to allow them to bow out gracefully is an art. The "all or nothing" approach belongs on Twitter where leftists are continually surprised that just telling people to kill themselves doesn't result in instant admiration.

Food for thought. I'm hardly about to spring to the defense of American Pie here. Movie sucked.

>>135557

We are a plural people, neeto

>>135559

Council of 6 got downsized by 5.

>>135524

You make the mistake many of lesser intelligence do. Their first image board is /b/ and forever after they assume that the /b/ customs are the universal ones for every other image board they visit. That is not the case, and it is certainly not the case here.

Clean up your act.

>>135560

I refuse to admit we're all a part of neet king's goon fever dream

>>135558

See the problem here is that a NEET asked for teen sex comedies and a suggestion of one that is almost intentionally bad sparked a 4channer to go apeshit. It was banter at first then it was taken seriously.

You NEETs still going on about that movie suggestion? jeeze.

>>135564

A casual argument about a topic of no importance is a reasonable source of entertainment in a slow thread, I welcome their continued disagreement

>>135564

There is a bigger problem underlying it.

>>135564

I got drunk and forgot to hold my tongue.

Well I am done with my tasks for the day. I did my power rack workout, I cleaned the front windows, front doors and swept the porch and steps. I weeded the veggie patch - can't use poison there I don't want it contaminated - and finally I gave Doggo his bath (shower).

Tonight I will spray the oven with cleaner and then clean it tomorrow as well as the rest of the kitchen.

I wonder if there are homosexual romantic comedies now

>>135569

Arguably, they all are.

>>135568

Very productive.

>>135568

Well done NEET, you've accomplished in a day what I could think of in a week.

>>135568

Good job mate, have a beer

>>135568

Good job, NEET. A productive day.

>>135560

We combined into one hivemind being

>>135575

We are all but sparkles in Dan's eye.

>>135540

Why does our banner have a 4chan filename? Also the mouse in the sink was funny as hell, that fucking diagram someone drew

>>135573

>have a beer

I don't touch Dan's poisons.

>>135558

Grace and hypothetical conversations concerning loyalty to the cinematographic equivalent to slumming aren't of any consequence.

Turning general posting into some kind of careful hyper-empathetic ritual to ensure no one ever gets too offended leads to a 2013 4chan or current social media situation where no one is ever right or wrong, no non-vetted and self-censored posts are made and the whole thing descends into a mediocre mush.

If you'd rather be somewhere everyone is dainty and double-spaces their sentences, there's always reddit.

>>135579

Once again you've gone for the all or nothing approach. You deny trying to get a rise and clearly angle for one. This isn't acceptable here. Lashing out at people isn't board culture. Being a cunt is just something you're projecting.

Well you won't get an out from me, then. You're pathetic, clearly feeding off the emotional reactions of others and trying to make mountains out of molehills - from the debate you starterd over a fucking movie recommendation. Your lecherous conduct is fucking noted, NEET, don't forget that. We're all longterms here.

>>135578

have a nonalcoholic ginger beer

>>135579

m80 your error is telling the people who created this board how it is meant to operate, when you are the interloper who needs to adapt, not the other way around. Just because the board is on a chan does not mean it therefore should be operating under the rules of 2011 /b/. And just because you think you are some kind of 4chan "oldfag" doesn't mean you have any sway here.

>>135579

Nice autism

>>135585

Incredible. OC?

>>135587

No, I stole it from google for a thread OP ages ago

Thought it fit the current climate, though

>>135580

There was never a debate, only a statement, followed by his butthurt and weak "but, but anime reaction images" reply.

If I was looking to get a rise out of people, posts like yours would have been a bullseye.

>Your lecherous conduct is fucking noted, NEET, don't forget that. We're all longterms here.

But do you forgive? Do you forget?

>>135583

>chan

And you call me an interloper.

He has something to prove and nothing to show for it, leave the sperg alone. Posters like him make the gen very uncomfy indeed.

>>135589

"You are trash" isn't a statement. It's a challenge. How divorced are you from any kind of regular conduct that you think it's a statement? You think that's regular discourse in any universe that doesn't regularly scream at each other?

Am I even penetrating your thick skull here? You don't have any idea what you're actions are and you're so used to casual anonymity that you think being as obstinate as possible is the norm for getting a reaction.

>>135590

Yeah alright. I'm done. This is achieving nothing.

>>135582

I don't touch sugary drinks.

>tfw feeling blasé

I love the filter option

>>135596

Don't be cheap, give me the (You)

Watching Archie Luxury too much has made me start looking at Rolex Watches to buy. What a crazy idea, but I can't stop looking.

>>135598

Do you really need such an expensive time piece? That would be my justification.

>>135598

Strange how I was looking at Rolex's not too long ago as well, though for a different reason.

>>135598

Just buy an authentic reproduction. Same thing for 2% of the price.

>>135601

Or buy an Invicta.

>>135599

I'd say it's like owning a model train. Less for any practical use and just fascination with the mechanics.

>>135598

they are very aesthetic watches.

>>135598

Just buy a seiko

>>135605

Buy a wank

>>135607

How has your day been going BO?

>>135591

Don't act as though people casually go about in their day to day life exclaiming "big aboriginal bumhole"

How new are you that you can't separate reality from anonymous imageboards?

No amount of rhetoric will change that being used to casual anonymity is somehow not an alien concept in a casually anonymous place.

Confusing actions and words is certainly something to be expected for someone who hasn't yet gotten used to lurking and posting somewhere like 8chan to do.

You are having a self-righteous meltdown, take a break and cool down.

>>135479

We NEETs need every precious coin for goon and tendies

>>135611

Coulda bought a nice Seiko for that much.

Now i understand why he was so good in that role.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-25/john-jarratt-charged-over-1970s-rape-allegation/10164488

>>135613

This is a proper mechanical watch. Seikos are all battery operated aren't they?

>>135611

Where did you buy it from?

Do you tell people it is fake if they ask you about it?

>>135615

No, Seiko make automatic mechanical watches, all in house movements.

>>135609

This place is not really anonymous. It is a bunch of regulars.

>>135614

>40 years ago

There can't possibly be any evidence other than her word against his. They should not prosecute if that is the case.

>>135616

I got it from an online replica shop a few years back.

I've never been asked about it. I'd say it was a fake if I was asked.

The people most likely to ask would be the girls at work, and I'd assume they've already gossiped with the other bitches in payroll about how much people earn. They'd know I wasn't in a position to own the real deal.

>>135619

kek, I like it

>>135619

Noice

>>135622

>They'd know I wasn't in a position to own the real deal

You are single so I don't see why you wouldn't be in a position to own a nice watch.

>>135621

Eh, my Manager got charged with a ~40 year old case not too long ago and the evidence just amounted to the accuser getting a buddy to play eyewitness and doing a couple of years of therapy to build up that portfolio.

No criminal charges out of it but they got an easy 200K. You really don't need hard evidence.

>>135623

>>135624

Thanks I'd like to thank this morning for inspiration.

Next up - trying to drink a day old can of beer without leaning all the way out of bed.

>>135622

>They'd know I wasn't in a position to own the real deal.

Actually, they're not as expensive as I thought: https://www.chrono24.com.au/omega/prices-for-seamaster-planet-ocean-watches--mod65-new.htm

"Only" $6.5k

>>135625

They are quite expensive

>>135626

Look at that US gymnastics coach who was jailed for the rest of his life purely on the word of a few girls who said he fingered them. Judge didn't even smell his fingers.

>>135630

A miscarriage of justice.

>>135625

I guess you might pass it off as an irresponsible purchase by a young bachelor.

>>135619

Excellent work mate.

>>135626

NEETbux of the future right here. I wish I could take 200k off of some boomer.

>>135627

I have been wanting to do some OC but have been uninspired lately.

>>135630

Disgusting.

>>135440

Not bad.

Been a semi-productive day, sprayed the front yard, went for a 2 or so hour cruise with the dog and my mate, mowed the back yard and went to the shops for some coke.

>>135444

I set 'em up then take the spoils.

>>135632

Young people today make many irresponsible purchases. No-one would be surprised at all that someone bought themselves a nice watch.

>>135633

The NEET gen is the true NEETart.

>>135634

>I have been wanting to do some OC but have been uninspired lately.

Yeah I've been pretty down on shit lately too. You could try starting with some petty or absurd stuff first, but that's all the advice I've got for that.

>>135447

That isn't what happened in Rwanda.

>>135636

Welcome home. Is that coke for mixing with Wild Turkey?

>>135638

You're trying to goad me into making an irresponsible purchase, aren't you?

You're no better than The Colonel and The Merchant.

>>135640

As long as there are dead niggers everywhere, I don't care.

>>135642

No I personally cannot abide irresponsible purchases. I am all for thrift.

>>135643

A bitter and hateful post.

>>135453

Livin' and breathin' that 2stroke dream

>>135641

It is. I bought one of the things for pouring single drinks out of the bottle.

>>135640

Actually, the media cover up of what is happening to white farmers in South Africa is exactly what happened with the Rawandan massacre. So there is an element of Rawanda 2.0.

>>135647

Just just need a decent crystal tumbler with a knuckle on the side you can measure against for consistency.

Rape

>>135471

Besties. .. cool.

>>135647

How much Wild Turkey have you got left?

>>135651

Bestie Boys

Intergalactic planetary

Sexual assault

>>135619

A+

>>135522

NK doesn't

>>135656

Trivago girl, then Toyota girl

>>135656

You've asked us this question before.

>>135658

Weber already called dibs on Trivago girl.

>>135656

Toyota.

Ford girl looks like she would be a bitch IRL. We have also discussed that before though.

>>135662

She comes across as bitchy and pushy in the ads.

>>135662

She looks like she'd be a freak under the sheet

>>135664

She might be, but I won't abide a mean girl.

>>135540

I'm glad you liked it.

>>135663

I saw her crossing the street once and she threw a brick at my astra, turned me right on

>>135667

That's because you drive a Holden.

>>135668

Latest Holden adverts feature some bitchy granny.

>>135669

Jesus, it's like they want to go out of business.

>>135670

>>135542

It's a way of life.

>>135671

>Giving away $500 if you buy a better car

oof

>>135671

MILF NEET would enjoy that woman.

>>135562

It was never truly confirmed if he was a member of the council.

He is in some field of his own.

A cross between an overseer of the council and a rabid dog that we can't get back on the chain.

>>135674

She doesn't have what I'm looking for.

>>135670

Angry old women are the future as far as purchasing power goes in this country.

For the next twenty to thirty years it's all going to be about them.

>>135676

She would be more appealing to you if you told her you weren't going to buy and then she broke down crying.

>>135678

I hope some Apex niggers take her and the car for a test drive.

>>135568

This is another arc like when you cleaned the back yard.

It was good for you to get out and do that but I hope you are not doing it to impress me.

I understand the depravity and true extent of NEETdom. You cannot disappoint.

>>135678

>crying

I was worried when you posted that comment that you didn't know me as well as it sometimes seems. You do.

A crying middle aged woman is irresistible.

>>135658

Good taste anon

>>135577

I asked that too once, they gave me shit for not understanding how computers work.

The magic electric boxes sometimes name it like that because of their browsers of some shit.

>>135683

You should put a 6" exhaust tip on it m8

>>135488

It would reduce the welfare budget by a few mill

>>135681

It is not about impressing you it is about not shaming myself. It is my own standards I want to live up to, not yours. I know that you don't care.

>>135501

I know but like I stated, I'm looking for post-2010 movies which means movies that have been made after 2010, not before.

>>135690

You are a bit too attached to that meme.

>>135690

I liked the part where the plane crashed

>>135612

I think you have the potential to make a really good animated banner/10. What's the source on that?

>>135619

nk

>>135692

4u

>>135660

Weber couldn't even get KFC girl

>>135692

=WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>135612

Is that catweasel?