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 No.220085 [Last50 Posts]

Any of you NEETs have Viking roots? NEETs are a lot like Vikings, pilfering Dan's for goon.

OLD: >>219341

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 No.220088

>>220085

No, I'm Celtic

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 No.220089

suck my fuck

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 No.220090

File: 07dd2fcfd65281d⋯.png (199.08 KB,682x998,341:499,1468063554315.png)

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 No.220091

finish the last thread boongs

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 No.220092

>>220091

eat my ass

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 No.220094

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 No.220095

>>220094

i was just asking…

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 No.220096

Being on the spectrum should entitle me to the DSP.

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 No.220097

>>220095

I decline

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 No.220103

File: aabef76e0300860⋯.jpeg (18.41 KB,420x350,6:5,images (79).jpeg)

Big poo NEET here

You worthless small poo neets are the scum of the earth, you'll never amount to anything.

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 No.220104

I'm turning 22 this year and I've never been employed.

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 No.220105

>>220104

I'm turning 26. Will be 28 when I graduate uni, still not sure what country I'll be escaping to once I'm done.

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 No.220106

duckin out for a dart fellas

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 No.220107

>>220106

Enjoy it

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 No.220108

I'm a massive faggot.

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 No.220109

Time to have some chicken breast and steamed vegetables.

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 No.220111

Yeah, nah, fuck ya cunt.

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 No.220112

/r/ausmemes

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 No.220113

>>220107

I always do

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 No.220114

>>220109

at least whip up a stir fry ya lazy cuntbag

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 No.220115

>>220114

No chink food.

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 No.220116

>>220115

fair cop

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 No.220117

>>220090

THIS IS ART

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 No.220120

You boongs couldn't finish the last thread so I had to. Do I have to do everything for you lot? Just kidding. Finished the job hunt for today, now it's sleep time. Night Night NEETs (this time for real)

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 No.220121

Controversial comment.

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 No.220122

>>220117

better then majority of films these days for sure

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 No.220123

>>220116

AUSTRALIANS AIN'T GONNA COP IT

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 No.220124

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>>220123

only thing I'm coppin is a good goon

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 No.220125

I think I'm going to move to Uruguay.

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 No.220126

>>220125

Ur a gay

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 No.220127

>>220124

COP in in the mouth

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 No.220128

>>220126

this post confirms it

>>220125

What's the appeal?

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 No.220129

I need to get my driver's licence picture changed so I can go into Dan's comfortably

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 No.220130

Late night NEET out

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 No.220131

NEET and greet

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 No.220132

>>220130

*waves hand*

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 No.220133

>>220131

there gonna be a sausage sizzle?

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 No.220134

>>220133

I wish

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 No.220135

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 No.220136

Good night

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 No.220137

>>220136

Good morning

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 No.220138

love my pet spider calllled Mingy. He is an orrb spider. I let him crawl on the head of my penis. It felt so tingly . Fed him my pet pigeon. Now he has grown real big. spider eerections look reaaly hot. Kinda like H.R Giger art and the Aliens movie.

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 No.220139

>>220138

More of a turtle man myself

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 No.220140

>>220138

You disgust me more than immigration.

>>220137

Good morning

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 No.220141

>>220104

Turning 22 also NEET

Don't give up, it took me driving all across south east Australia to find a job, don't be afraid to apply outside your area

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 No.220142

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 No.220143

Good morning all.

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 No.220144

>>220143

Goon morning

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 No.220145

Did a couple of loads of washing this morning.

Going to have a shave and a shower soon. My groin is starting to smell and sting a bit.

Welding again tonight.

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 No.220146

>>220145

>My groin is starting to smell

Stop sniffing it all the time then - all this showering and washing stuff is unseemly for a neet.

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 No.220147

>>220146

If I am noticing the smell then it was probably noticeable to other people yesterday.

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 No.220148

I had such a wild dream about NK last night. First part strangely revolved around me getting dangerously gooned and accidentally falling into a fire and burning myself. Me and NK were part of some weird kinda pub regulars group except there was no actual pub, we were both kind of wandering pissheads. I remember ending up at some outdoor pub in a place called Balcutta, deep into the Qld interior and we were playing poker with some tatted up chick until I had to go to bed. I come downstairs the next morning and both nk and blokely goth girl are still awake on the dexies and piss playing poker.

He gave me this look, stated right into my soul. It was a piercing look of worry, strangely about me and the fire incident, like he didn't trust such a pisshesd like myself around his chips. I felt horrible, but sat down to join the game as if to try and prove myself.

And there I was, drinking emus in the desert with NK and some randoms playing poker on the pub counter at 9 in the morning

I think it's a sign, something about my drinking habits I haven't figured out yet

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 No.220149

>>220043

Well now, no wonder I woke up with wood. You're an eager fella.

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 No.220150

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Good morning friends.

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 No.220151

>>220150

Mornin

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 No.220152

>>220046

Fucking aye

>>220070

Yum.

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 No.220153

>>220085

Irish, French, Welsh and English

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 No.220154

>>220096

Everyone is on the spectrum.

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 No.220155

>>220120

>Just kidding

Don't let them get away with it. They did wrong, they deserve your criticisms.

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 No.220156

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 No.220157

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 No.220158

>>220145

Do you have a dryer? Looks like it's going to rain.

Are you going to Villi's again? Review one of their stranger sounding pies.

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 No.220159

>>220147

Natural defense mechanism from people asking you to do the dishes.

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 No.220160

>>220148

I think it's a sign that NK will never rape you again. Your bumhole only fills him with disgust.

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 No.220161

>>220153

>English

I don't get why people celebrate having ancestors from shit-tier nationalities like the irish, scottish highlanders or italians. Yet nobody is pleased about being descended from the english, who are probably the second most accomplished

ethnic group in the world.

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 No.220162

>>220161

Fuck the redcoats.

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 No.220163

File: 1e6c770921c83d9⋯.png (612.83 KB,700x467,700:467,ClipboardImage.png)

>"We stuck a candy-thermometer in — we could only dig down about 2 inches and it read about 200 degrees Celsius within 30 seconds, and then it just melted the glass."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019-02-13/why-is-the-ground-burning-on-an-outback-nt-cattle-station/10802676

The ground is spontaneously combusting.

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 No.220164

>>220163

Its probably abo farts.

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 No.220165

>>220161

Whos the first?

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 No.220166

Off to the enterprise

Fair winds neetos

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 No.220167

>>220166

May the force be with you.

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 No.220168

>>220166

Good health and safe travels.

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 No.220169

My supervisor is a redditor. They are even more cancerous in real life.

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 No.220170

>>220169

It turns out reddit users are literally worth ess compared to everyone else:

>https://tech.slashdot.org/story/19/02/12/0032224/reddit-users-are-the-least-valuable-of-any-social-network

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 No.220171

>>220170

Fucking KEK mate! I'm gonna show him this.

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 No.220172

Time to wage. Have my EAP appt. this arvo.

Have fun NEETs.

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 No.220173

I'm going to make chili beans for din dins tonight.

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 No.220174

Can you cunts post already.

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 No.220175

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.220176

File: f5d735230332538⋯.jpg (19.46 KB,326x317,326:317,7e36efe743ec48890278f40c5c….jpg)

This is my thread now.

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 No.220177

File: 57fce7f3461fad5⋯.jpg (232.97 KB,332x500,83:125,152363.jpg)

Poo in the loo.

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 No.220178

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>>220129

This is my license photo

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 No.220179

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>>220161

English are subhuman trash.

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 No.220180

just been out in my backyard to put a few palings back in that had fallen off the fence, ya go me

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 No.220181

File: f41768033574eb1⋯.jpg (43.56 KB,500x391,500:391,drkatz1.jpg)

Time to take the jew pill - I've started watching Dr Katz, and will then follow it up with Seinfeld, which everyone in the 90s seemed to think was so great, but I've never really seen.

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 No.220182

>>220158

I do have a dryer, but none of this is urgent so it can sit on the line under the verandah.

I shall visit Villi's again. I may try one of their non-pie meals to see what they're like.

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 No.220183

>>220181

Wash it all down with some Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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 No.220184

You cunts see they're selling spag boll flavoured chips?

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 No.220185

aboriginal anal flavour chips

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 No.220186

>tfw bolognaise sauce in anus hairs

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 No.220187

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 No.220188

Just had a screaming match in a public car park with the pajeet attendant. I drive in and just as the car ahead of me goes through the “car park full” signs light up. So I’m stuck at the gate for about 10 minutes. Nobody is driving out of the carpark and the attendant is ignoring the intercom. Eventually a council worker walks up and swipes me into the car park. I drive up all 7 or 8 floors and confirm there are no parks. I drive all the way down again and hit the intercom on the boom gate. Explain the situation to pajeet who proceeds to tell me there is no way to exit without a ticket and that I’m trying to get out without paying. He only relents when I threaten to destroy the gate and start revving the commie. At this point the meeting I’m supposed to be at has started. I speed around to another carpark and their full sign is out too. So now I’m in KFC and facing going back to the office.

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 No.220189

>>220181

Dr Katz wasn't that great. Seinfeld is OK. You should watch Curb Your Enthusiasm after.

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 No.220190

>>220182

Get a dessert, do they sell frog cakes

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 No.220191

You guys won't believe this.

Walking back from the shops and I found a baggie on the pavement.

First time in years that's happened and it happens now …

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 No.220192

>>220188

That is not the wagie way.

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 No.220193

>>220191

Sell it to some bum, I wouldn't smoke it.

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 No.220194

File: f001b5db61dbcf5⋯.jpg (735.96 KB,1382x1843,1382:1843,sX2y4jb.jpg)

>tfw depressed

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 No.220195

>>220188

you should have taken a family feast back with you for everyone at the meeting to share

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 No.220196

>>220194

well at least you have Mr Cone to keep you company

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 No.220197

>>220194

>>220196

Have a cone

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 No.220198

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB,960x691,960:691,kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>220195

He should've taken it back to the meeting and eaten it all in front of the others without sharing any. Let them understand the true spirit of capitalism.

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 No.220199

>>220198

Power Devour

>You WILL watch ME EAT !!!

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 No.220200

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, gave the fence a good wash in preparation for me giving it a new coat of paint.

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 No.220201

>>220194

What are they making you do, blue collar neet?

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 No.220202

I saw a huge gang of somalians this morning, wearing high vis clothing and possibly pretending to be construction workers of some sort. Very disturbing. I'm unwilling to go back to that part of the suburb until I know they're gone.

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 No.220203

>>220202

They've started stealing whole buildings now

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 No.220204

>>220198

>>220195

The meeting was supposed to be at the joint cyber sex centre thingo with wagies from other organisations.

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 No.220205

>>220201

Rape bums

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 No.220206

File: 43222438fb799ee⋯.jpg (227.58 KB,1188x1428,99:119,numbers.jpg)

Looking at aucaller. I don't think people in this country should be allowed to own phones.

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 No.220207

Leaving at 3 for the shrink. Not feeling this.

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 No.220208

>>220207

Should've watched Dr Katz to prepare you.

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 No.220209

>>220207

dont forget to mention us

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 No.220210

>>220209

he should tell him my carpark story, but make it his own

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 No.220211

>>220210

And end with him eating two buckets of KFC in front of a group of starving third world orphans. And holding the mostly eaten chicken bones high into the air making the starving kids jump up to get the few remaining shreds of chicken.

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 No.220212

>>220188

Parking is in the city is the most infuriating car related activity, even in Perth its bullshit

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 No.220213

>>220206

I need used aboriginal dildos

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 No.220214

>>220213

They command a hefty price.

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 No.220215

I need to charge my iphone and do you think any of the bumholes around here will lend me a charger or usb lightening cable?

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 No.220216

Trying to book apartment inspections but it's hard trying to get a time when I'm not at work

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 No.220217

>>220215

Hook it up to my nipples

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 No.220218

File: 1055056d823a81d⋯.png (876.17 KB,650x1000,13:20,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.220219

>>220218

That's actually a fairly reasonable list but you don't just come out and say it

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 No.220220

>>220219

*except the moving to Canberra bit, that's just fucking disgusting

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 No.220221

>>220217

It looks like I'm going to have to fucking drive to a jb hifi or something and buy a charger just I know I can use my phone if the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere tonight.

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 No.220222

>>220219

Bitches spaz out about this but conveniently forget all their ads wanting a guy no shorter than 6 foot, athletic build, etc etc.

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 No.220223

File: 8696f5487371d53⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,620.24 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-02-13 12.30.38.jpg)

Boss should be happy with this one

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 No.220224

BUM BUM

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 No.220225

>>220223

You deserve a pay cut m8 doing an unimpressive poo like that in the workplace

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 No.220226

>>220223

your poos have gone downhill, theres no bulk, the colour is all wrong, very little roughage in it by the looks, time for lots more fruit and metamucil

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 No.220227

File: 9a97f307c02b865⋯.png (733.86 KB,720x540,4:3,1412173242627.png)

>>220218

That it warranted an article, that people would read such an article, is why Western civilization is at its last gasp.

It's difficult to imagine that there are people so detached from reality that they feel strongly about some random guy's page on a dating site.

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 No.220228

File: 551853d27843fe9⋯.png (316.47 KB,593x400,593:400,TonyAbbo.png)

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 No.220229

Might go do a degree in boong studies NEETs

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 No.220230

Might do a boong in my degree studies NEETs

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 No.220231

Might give the turtle a mealworm

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 No.220232

Might give the cat a pat

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 No.220233

Might give mummybot a big boong

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 No.220234

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 No.220235

This might be why possum doesn't post here anymore.

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 No.220236

>>220234

Don't encourage them by giving them (you)'s

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 No.220237

Might ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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 No.220238

>>220232

Might give the pussy a rub.

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 No.220239

>>220236

Might encourage them by giving a few (you)'s

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 No.220240

Might feed the possum dome poison

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 No.220241

Anyone want to go on a NEET trip with me?

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 No.220242

Need someone to be my goon slave pronto

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 No.220243

Might have a Chaturwank

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 No.220244

File: 0b590c2dff81a9d⋯.jpg (171.75 KB,1024x681,1024:681,Big-Dan.jpg)

>>220241

Are we going to the NEET tourist's dream destination?

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 No.220245

>>220244

Yes, buy you'll have to go in for me. Don't worry you get a cut of the goon

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 No.220246

Fucking hell, I just googled goon slave

It may be a term for a cuck who buys women shit

The internet fucks everything

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 No.220247

>>220246

>The internet fucks everything

No, women fuck everything (but you). And then they fuck everything up.

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 No.220248

The approval rate for the DSP is 30%. Only the most skilled of NEETs are able to get it

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 No.220249

>>220246

>>220247

There's nothing wrong with being a goon slave if you get a cut of the goon

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 No.220250

File: d02c6fc3bc67ba2⋯.jpg (236.05 KB,1300x869,1300:869,d02c6fc3bc67ba28436029d17c….jpg)

>>220244

The sacred site where Dan ascended into the heavens. All neets should make a pilgrimage there at least once a day.

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 No.220251

>>220248

Elite NEET

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 No.220252

>>220250

That literally looks like a Church of Dan.

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 No.220253

DSP NEETs inhabit the upper echelons of NEET society.

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 No.220254

>>220248

>tfw mong but not crafty enough to be dsp mong

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 No.220255

Me? I'm a youth allowance + disability supplement subhuman

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 No.220256

File: 4e42c9658a47286⋯.jpg (101.09 KB,600x581,600:581,That Feel When.jpg)

Be honest, who is this? from the comments

>Ridiculous. Another reason companies will stop hiring women. If it was that important to her then she should’ve stayed home. I went to work after childbirth and a bottle was fine. He’s 24 now and still alive (although the smell that wafts from his room makes me question that sometimes).

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/kfc-worker-wins-21m-in-discrimination-lawsuit-over-breastfeeding/news-story/1c9022116c24b4032724976582eceddc

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 No.220257

>>220256

Big stinky NEETs hiding in their rooms.

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 No.220258

>>220256

Impressive bulge.

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 No.220259

>>220160

What a lovely message.

>>220188

>So now I’m in KFC

I hope you got a family bucket.

>>220206

kek

>>220223

It could be the lighting, but I agree with >>220226 the poos are just not the same (perhaps you are using too many bulking agents), but thank you for the poo picture.

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 No.220260

>>220256

I think it's a clever reference to "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward" by HP Lovecraft.

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 No.220261

File: fa945e6e25247f6⋯.png (875.58 KB,1080x1271,1080:1271,fa945e6e25247f6bd74d5d6ebc….png)

I had a wonderful day at work, a pleasant drive home, and a few comfortable, well fibred poos. I am ahead of my peers at work, maintaining a clean living space and sleeping fine without alcohol.

I am sailing with the wind.

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 No.220262

>>220260

Could be a boomer booming.

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 No.220263

>>220261

Could be a boomer blooming

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 No.220264

>>220253

us lowly neets can only dream of such things

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 No.220265

>>220262

"Odours of the most unplaceable quality, wholly unlike any before noted, hung at times around the door; and the air of tension observable in the young recluse whenever he did venture breifly was such as to excite the keenest speculation."

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 No.220266

File: 21317a7b275ecc8⋯.png (10.33 MB,3024x4032,3:4,21317a7b275ecc8131bc374662….png)

>>220265

>was such as to excite the keenest speculation

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 No.220267

Had a monster at 4:30

Feelin like a tweaker

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 No.220268

File: c1e7721f22fbacd⋯.gif (75.79 KB,600x400,3:2,c50c0984f06e876f28bbe5a48a….gif)

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 No.220269

>>220267

I quit the energy drinks few months back.

also stopped drinking coffee after 6pm.

hasn't helped going to bed before 12pm but I'm drinking far less caffeine which is good.

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 No.220270

File: 6da9aee7c14509b⋯.png (219.7 KB,371x521,371:521,ClipboardImage.png)

>>220184

No, I have not seen these.

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 No.220271

Back from work and the EAP. Had a well mannered Asian shrink. It went for 2 hours and I was expecting it to go for one. Got another appt. in 2 weeks.

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 No.220272

>>220271

What did you talk about

Did you mention that blokes spergout

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 No.220273

>>220272

>Did you mention that blokes spergout

That was really funny, I am still laughing about that story he told us.

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 No.220274

>>220187

Assholes.

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 No.220275

>>220271

Chinks are pitiless automata and incapable of the empathy and soul that a therapist requires in order to connect with the patient. Besides, psychology's a sham.

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 No.220276

>>220272

What bloke?

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 No.220277

>>220275

I think he was Viet or Cambodian or something. He seemed nice.

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 No.220278

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 No.220279

>>220208

I have, I practiced my squiggly exterior before entering.

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 No.220280

>>220209

I did. I said I have an unhealthy obsession with an online forum with about 20 people in it.

He didn't know what to say.

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 No.220281

>>220280

Did you tell him you are addicted to Boong porn?

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 No.220282

>>220235

He just doesn't get it.

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 No.220283

>>220280

He was probably trying to distract you from the fact that he's a regular poster here too.

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 No.220284

>>220281

There are some things that should remain sacred. They had an UNNA pic in the foyer.

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 No.220285

>>220283

He then proceeded to bring up my mum. I bet he's just after my tendies.

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 No.220286

>>220253

It can be lonely at the top.

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 No.220287

>>220261

I have three of the things in that pic.

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 No.220288

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 No.220289

>>220220

Canberra used to be good. It is harder to like it now.

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 No.220290

uNNA

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 No.220291

UnNA

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 No.220292

>>220287

I have 1

I shave sometimes

Sorry for not calling mum but life isn't interesting enough to talk about unna

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 No.220293

unnafordable

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 No.220294

>>220293

unnafordable outback goontents

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 No.220295

>>220261

I shave

I exercise but not at the hottie gym

I drink rarely

I do not go to restraunts with laughing homosexuals

I do not own a negress

My mum is dead

Dunno what my score is really

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 No.220296

I only drink if mum's buying.

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 No.220297

>>220296

Does your mum get you drunk often ?

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 No.220298

>>220295

>I do not own a negress

we all can't be cruisey

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 No.220299

>>220297

you're replying to NK, take a guess

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 No.220300

>>220297

I wish

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 No.220301

>>220261

I shave, I exercise when I have to, I don't drink.

But I don't have friends, my room is messy, and my parents are dead.

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 No.220302

>>220300

give me your mums details, I'll post her Dan Murphy pictures until it becomes a regular trip to dans for her

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 No.220303

>>220298

He's just ahead of his time.

In 10 years we'll all have to own one.

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 No.220304

My condition is STABILISED and TREATED

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 No.220305

>>220303

Is this what will happen when Tony become PM again

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 No.220306

>>220305

A beer in every fridge and negresses for all !

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 No.220307

>>220303

By then I hope to have multiple and then I will sell them to the lowlyNEETs requiring one.

I'm a thinker.

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 No.220308

>>220307

Cruisey I'm not buying your 10 year old daughter, I want a 71 year old abo

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 No.220309

My condition is GOONED and WANKED

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 No.220310

>>220308

You don't know how old misso is.

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 No.220311

I got a phone call and a letter from the truck co. that hit my car today. They have agreed to pay the cheaper quote I sent in. Just under a grand.

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 No.220312

My condition is STONED and HAPPY

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 No.220313

My tummy is HUNGRY and GASSY

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 No.220314

>>220310

well you're expecting so if you're selling in ten years the oldest will be 10

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 No.220315

>>220314

She wont be.

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 No.220316

>>220314

Black women age twice as fast as whites

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 No.220317

>>220313

>Gassy

Oy vey don't let possum know

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 No.220318

>>220315

whos the NEET thats expecting then

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 No.220319

>>220317

>>220313

>tfw fartocaust

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 No.220320

>>220316

is that why they have 8 children

geez Cruiseys gunna be busy, I feel for him

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 No.220321

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 No.220322

>>220304

You didn't visit Dan on the day of your assessment and that's why your DSP was rejected. You failed Dan.

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 No.220323

>>220311

glad to hear it's being sorted out

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 No.220324

>>220323

Cheers man, I'll be glad when it is sorted then I can stop worrying about cops.

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 No.220325

>>220324

Will the repair be of decent quality?

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 No.220326

>>220295

>own a negress

Now when you put it like that, cruisey suddenly acquires dignity, is seen as a man of property, a pillar of the neet community.

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 No.220327

>>220325

I presume so.

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 No.220328

>>220326

>a pillar of the neet community.

Implying I'm not already?

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 No.220329

>>220328

I prefer to think of you as the tree that possum lives in.

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 No.220330

>>220321

weber doesn't have a gf just an ex wife

keep up with neetlore

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 No.220331

>>220329

I see Cruisey as more important as Possum

He's basically our "who watches the watchmen" who keeps possum on his toes, even when possum shuts the neet gen off

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 No.220332

File: eb5ed2ddeed1b0d⋯.jpg (38.41 KB,467x350,467:350,ppm.jpg)

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 No.220333

333

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 No.220334

File: df80523f324fab1⋯.png (666.85 KB,769x498,769:498,cruisedog and possum.png)

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 No.220335

>>220334

doggo looks sad

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 No.220336

>>220218

Why would a man use a snap chat filter?

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 No.220337

>>220336

Because he's a massive faggot

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 No.220338

>>220334

That's so cute.

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 No.220339

>>220220

d-don't bully

C-Canberra c-can be nice to drive around

also can they unblur it I might know him

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 No.220340

>>220339

Canberra is a very grim place

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 No.220341

>>220334

Is .. is that possum raping that dog ?

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 No.220342

File: 8d4524359d76157⋯.png (887.42 KB,751x479,751:479,shite.png)

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 No.220343

Whats up guys

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 No.220344

>>220343

the ceiling

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 No.220345

>>220344

But if I live above you your ceiling is below me.

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 No.220346

>>220345

and if the dog didn't stop for a piss it would've caught the rabbit

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 No.220347

>>220322

knowing centrelink it's probably going to take months to find out how my assessment went

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 No.220348

>>220346

But the rabbit was a wolf in sheeps clothing

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 No.220349

I go have a quick nap and come back to NEETporn.

Also woke up to misso bringing me kfc

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 No.220350

Any NEETs gone to Monash?

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 No.220351

>>220350

The University ?

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 No.220352

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 No.220353

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 No.220354

Proxmox is installed. Time for fun

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 No.220355

>>220330

An ex wife called NoFun, no wonder he left her.

Now NoFun gets boongbux and exec wagie child support, bitch still isn't happy.

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 No.220356

>>220331

I'm the guy on the inside that will keep the goon flowing.

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 No.220357

Marriage is an archaic institution that no NEET should enter.

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 No.220358

>>220335

>tfw two bulges

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 No.220359

>>220357

So is work!

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 No.220360

>>220356

Be careful Cruisey, running this place seems to send people mad.

Actually that's any internet community really.

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 No.220361

>>220350

Did you know that it was named after a jewish guy whose main achievement in life was sending wave after wave of aussie soldiers to their deaths in world war 1?

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 No.220362

>>220361

No but I want to study engineering there but I never finished year 12 so I have to study a year of a science degree there

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 No.220363

>>220357

>>220359

The modern man solves both problems by owning a negress.

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 No.220364

Beautiful, intelligent, well mannered irregular chicks marrying big bulge neets

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 No.220365

>>220363

Are there many negresses around the Clayton area?

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 No.220366

>>220362

>engineering

You'd better hope Australia still has at least 1 engineering job by the time you graduate.

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 No.220367

>>220361

Nonsense, he was a great general, one of the best of WW1.

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 No.220368

>>220366

We'll have a pajeet doing it for cheap

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 No.220369

>>220365

No, but there's an infinite supply of gooks. Caulfield also has jews.

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 No.220370

>>220361

I had to actually check if he was jewish and he was haha. in fairness though Gallipoli was more of Winston Churchills fault then his

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 No.220371

>boongress

Nah, it doesn't work

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 No.220372

>>220368

>>220366

Probably best to choose an engineering specialty that can't be outsourced then

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 No.220373

>>220367

Who could forget what an epic win gallipoli was?

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 No.220374

>>220369

Do you reckon the gooks would want to date a mature-age student such as myself?

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 No.220375

>>220373

We taught those turk bullets not to fuck with us !

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 No.220376

>>220374

If you find a mercenary one yeah.

If she's after someone to live off an older blokes gonna be less dodgy maybe

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 No.220377

>>220374

m8 they will be all over you like maggots on a decaying corpse

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 No.220378

>tfw no gook maggot gf

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 No.220379

>>220376

I'm sure uniNEET is heir to a vast fortune that will satisfy even the most mercenary of chink gold diggers.

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 No.220380

>>220347

Dan can turn those months into hours for you.

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 No.220381

I normally say Unna a lot under my breath

Today I said it while a mob of boongs rolled by, I wonder if they heard me

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 No.220382

>>220380

Dan turned me into a newt

I got better

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 No.220383

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB,150x150,1:1,cut_rate_dan.jpeg)

>>220380

Professor Dan Murphy, inventor of the time machine. Is there anything he can't do?

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 No.220384

File: a9e23f0e591e33b⋯.gif (1009.88 KB,233x226,233:226,1549847348523.gif)

Back from waging at last, boy do I have a story for you NEETs

lady on the next desk over asks me today "what's a another word for further"

I have no clue what a synonym is so I just say I don't know look it up, she the said "I can't I left my phone at home"

>I CANT, I left my phone at home

"you have a computer right in front of you"

"but you can't google with a computer"

>YOU CAN'T GOOGLE WITH A COMPUTER

"yes you can"

Bitch actually thought the internet was reserved for mobile phones only.

Don't ever wage NEETs.

all she does is type up shit on word all day or plays fucking candy crush on the mentioned phone, bossman only keeps her around to fuck

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 No.220385

>>220376

What does mercenary mean in this context

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 No.220386

File: 82c2827539a6653⋯.png (850.92 KB,818x613,818:613,CraigsDaughter.png)

>>220383

>anything he can't do?

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 No.220387

>>220384

Well she has a purpose in the office m8. She's the furniture.

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 No.220388

>>220384

What the fug

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 No.220389

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 No.220390

>>220384

Sounds fun

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 No.220391

>>220360

Like a fox.

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 No.220392

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 No.220393

>>220364

Yes. This is the future.

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 No.220394

she got all pissed at me when I was berating how stupid she was, all fucking "I'm not a tech genius like you stop looking at me like that"

so cmon cough it up, which one of you NEETs raised this bitch? was it you NK?

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 No.220395

>>220371

Abodite

As in Aphrodite

nah that doesn't work either

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 No.220396

>women in the office

a horrible thought

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 No.220397

>>220381

I have noticed myself saying it too.

It's contagious and is sure to get NEETs in to hot water.

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 No.220398

>>220394

ok, so she's not overly smart, is she at least a qt?

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 No.220399

>>220384

You should give her a go, tell her you'll teach her ow to use the pc.

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 No.220400

>>220385

Only doing it for the money

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 No.220401

Sexually Frustrated NEET Technician

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 No.220402

>>220394

>I was berating how stupid she was

Don't blow it.

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 No.220403

>>220397

>hot water

the abos call it goon

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 No.220404

>>220395

femboong ?

boongfem ?

fegbogom ?

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 No.220405

what about the tried and tested Gin

it just works

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 No.220406

>>220402

He'll be blowing his load soon

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 No.220407

>>220398

she would have been when she was young, but she's getting onto 40,

>>220399

You stick the USB into the port here see, and then out, and in, and so on

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 No.220408

>>220400

What about if I don't have money

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 No.220409

Misso brought home a burger box, all I ate was most of the nuggets, some popcorn chicken and a packet of chips. Gave the other box of chips and the remainder of the nuggets to the dog.

I will never be an exec at this rate.

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 No.220410

>>220407

>she's getting onto 40

sounds like Webers kinda gal

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 No.220411

>>220407

>insert floppy disk in slot a

>activate hard drive

>insert into motherboard

>circuit overload

>cum on her fans

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 No.220412

>>220409

I believe in you m8, I always have. Keep trying to snack more throughout the day and you'll bulk up in no time.

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 No.220413

>>220408

Then you've gotta hope for love m8

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 No.220414

>>220385

the masketta man

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 No.220415

>>220409

You might get an executive dog though

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 No.220416

>>220412

I have 4 kentucky burgers that are teasing me. They laugh at the foreman.

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 No.220417

>>220415

He wants more. I have a lot to learn from him.

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 No.220418

>>220417

Try and lick your balls

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 No.220419

>>220416

Just start nibbling at them. I know you can do it. You have struggled with being a foreman for so long, but with a little dedication you'll get there. An office job would suit you well. Get a mini fridge and fill it snacks m8.

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 No.220420

What should I do

I'm bored

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 No.220421

>>220420

have a Unna

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 No.220422

>>220420

Dan's still open all across Australia.

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 No.220423

>>220422

only 3 minutes left in the east though

he best hurry up

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 No.220424

>>220422

Only for 3 more minutes

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 No.220425

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 No.220426

I have not met anyone in real life who is not a complete fuckstick for about five years.

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 No.220427

>>220420

Eat a lemon

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 No.220428

>>220426

why are you bullying me

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 No.220429

>>220426

You need to stop meeting complete fucksticks mate

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 No.220430

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 No.220431

>>220427

Eat a Lime

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 No.220432

>>220426

>fuckstick

I think you have to high a standard for people

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 No.220433

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 No.220434

>>220432

>to high

>to

Irony intended.

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 No.220435

>>220433

Kill them at sniper range

It;'s the only way to be sure

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 No.220436

>>220430

What did he mean by this

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 No.220437

Shit I just realised I havent had a wank today

I wonder how often cruisey and weber wank

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 No.220438

so why is the bored so active today? recently it's been 1 NEET general lasts like 3-4 days and then the next one goes in one day

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 No.220439

>>220437

I had way too many wanks today tbh

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 No.220440

>>220435

Not there yet NEET.

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 No.220441

>>220438

Because I arrived and stoked the flames

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 No.220442

>>220438

Its all me tbh

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 No.220443

If I don't get to bang my checkout chick I may go into a sexual frenzy and shag everyones mummybots

Be warned NEETs

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 No.220444

>>220443

you have my blessings

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 No.220445

And another thing that pisses me off. The backspace key used to go back in all web browsers but it no longer does, because morons couldn't work out how to fill out forms properly. This means that I can't go back one handed.

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 No.220446

File: b10891f4fab52ab⋯.jpg (31.23 KB,520x409,520:409,w.jpg)

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 No.220447

>>220438

NK is on dexies again

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 No.220448

>>220184

I couldn't find any spaghetti flavoured chips at the supermarket. I did get some snag + sauce flavoured ones, but they don't really taste like snag + sauce, or particularly great.

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 No.220449

>>220418

My back and neck hurts.

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 No.220450

>>220438

There's something in the air. Everyone IRL seems more annoying than usual.

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 No.220451

>>220445

Set a hotkey dummy

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 No.220452

>>220450

>There's something in the air.

Oh Lord

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 No.220453

>>220450

Its valentines day tomorrow which is probably it

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 No.220454

>>220419

I do have a relatively large office.

Maybe I should be the snacking type.

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 No.220455

>>220452

Its love

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 No.220456

>>220445

works in palemoon

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 No.220457

>>220452

> I can feel it

> Cumming in the air tonight

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 No.220458

>>220426

What's wrong with fucksticks?

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 No.220459

>>220453

Ah fuck that explains it. No wonder the whores are so retarded tonight. Stupid hallmark holidays.

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 No.220460

>>220450

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.

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 No.220461

anyone wanna play chess again?

https://lichess.org/XY0RsvdU

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 No.220462

>>220461

I never learnt how to play chess

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 No.220463

>>220458

It's a generic insult somewhat synonymous with "mouth-breathing moron".

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 No.220464

>>220457

Well, if you told me you were wanking

I would not lend a dexie

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 No.220465

Did 1st date NEET ever check in from the other night ?

She may have killed and eaten him, I've heard females do that.

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 No.220466

>>220461

i might if no one else wants to

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 No.220467

>>220463

whats wrong with mouth breathing

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 No.220468

>>220465

they probably had sex and she ate his head like a preymantis

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 No.220469

>>220467

It's what fucksticks do

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 No.220470

>>220430

Cool board.

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 No.220471

>>220456

>>220451

Fuck I'm a moron, my mouse has back and forward keys on it.

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 No.220472

>>220468

This is why I only have sex with women from behind

And then run away afterwards

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 No.220473

>>220470

Nice post. I'm gonna spam it.

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 No.220474

>>220437

It's either first thing in the morning or as soon as I get home from work.

Not as much as I used to.

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 No.220475

>>220469

am I a fuckstick

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 No.220476

>But officer I had to tie her up, she might have been a preying mantis

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 No.220477

File: d4ecf62409c7b3e⋯.png (281.45 KB,530x417,530:417,ClipboardImage.png)

>>220473

Come on and let it show.

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 No.220478

>>220468

that or he finally got into her pants only to discover a giant penis in there and he's to embarrassed to talk about it

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 No.220479

>>220443

Treat her as you see fit.

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 No.220480

>>220455

Baby don't hurt me.

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 No.220481

>>220478

We've all been there m8

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 No.220482

>>220462

What is the difference between learned and learnt?

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 No.220483

>>220471

One of us. One of us.

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 No.220484

>tfw exhausted

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 No.220485

>>220482

The learned professor learnt how to play chess. I think.

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 No.220486

>>220485

I don't get it.

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 No.220487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.220488

>>220485

the professor learned how to play chess works too

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 No.220489

>>220486

Learned can mean someone who has knowledge, he is learn-ed.

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 No.220490

>>220484

Me too. I am exhausted from eating but energised from mountain dew.

Do they still make the old mountain dew without caffeine?

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 No.220491

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 No.220492

The learned professor had a goon and a wank

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 No.220493

>>220491

>>220489

Ah, thanks.

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 No.220494

The learnt NEET had a binge and an UNNA

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 No.220495

>>220493

That will be $14.95AU

Will you be paying cash or credit ?

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 No.220496

The learnt NEET forgot how to bold.

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 No.220497

>>220492

He leaned a lean goon and he cooled a cool wank.

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 No.220498

The bold NEET forgot how to learn.

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 No.220499

Occupational Therapist NEET Hunter

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 No.220500

>>220495

What will you spend it on. I will not facilitate your bad behaviour or DAN.

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 No.220501

>>220499

Do you need rails for your toilet?

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 No.220502

>>220500

I was going to give it to needy aboriginal women

possibly in exchange for traditional oral skills

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 No.220503

>>220501

I need DSP for my income

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 No.220504

>>220502

I can facilitate this exchange.

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 No.220505

Oh, the pots curing lovely NEETs

I tried a bit before and it's tasting nice and smooth.

Checkout girl liked it too.

Final weighing tomorrow.

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 No.220506

>>220503

What state are you in?

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 No.220507

I need homos to stop wanting my arse.

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 No.220508

>>220505

Is this a haiku?

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 No.220509

>>220507

Gimme ya bum.

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 No.220510

>>220508

Lol, almost, and accidently

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 No.220511

>>220508

No It aint a Haiku

Its a weeabo thing ok

Im big fukn jew

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 No.220512

>>220509

That would be an ill-considered move NEET. I wouldn't try it if I were you.

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 No.220513

i rarely buy goon, sometimes i get a cheap moscato or cider, whats this goon every1 buys? im about to go out and get some dinner and i want to have a drink and get wasted for once.

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 No.220514

The pot cures nice NEETs

Tried a bit tastes nice and smooth

Checkout girls bum nice

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 No.220515

Misso planted an aloe vera plant out the back ages ago. I have been taking a frond and cutting it in half and wiping it on my face.

I don't know if it is doing anything.

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 No.220516

>>220506

Victoria

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 No.220517

>>220510

You are an artist.

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 No.220518

>>220506

Wanked

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 No.220519

>>220515

if your going to bathe in the blood of your plant enemies you have to do a war dance as well for it to work

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 No.220520

>>220516

Oh, I'm sorry.

My job is partly finding those sorts of things for people but I'm in SA.

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 No.220521

>>220507

then stop wearing those tight lycra shorts

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 No.220522

>>220518

WA NK Education

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 No.220523

>>220519

Crush your enemies

See them driven before you

Hear the lamentation of the aboriginals

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 No.220524

>>220511

I'm wondering what percentage of jews are also weeabo's. Is it correlated with nerdiness?

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 No.220525

>>220524

One in 6 million Jews are Weeaboos

That Jew is NoFun

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 No.220526

Might join the Jewish club at Monash and get myself a Jew gf

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 No.220527

Wanked: The Dan Murphy Chronicles

An insight into the lives of unemployed 20-something men with wafting, dark bedrooms.

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 No.220528

>>220526

With big khazar milkers ?

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 No.220529

>>220513

The meme one is fruity lexia. Get a stanley, or the old school goon coolabah. They all taste like shit

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 No.220530

>>220521

Let's put this another way. How do I get women to want to fuck me without homos having the same idea?

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 No.220531

Do Jewish girls like mature age students? I hope so.

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 No.220532

>>220513

Golden Oak Chardoney, best alcohol content per dollar of any alcoholic drink in australia that isn't metho

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 No.220533

>>220530

Do gay porn, lot's of women are into that these days

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 No.220534

>>220526

Unironically think about joining the Masons often. I wear a suit and deal with the gov. Might as well ride the white goat while I'm at it.

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 No.220535

>>220533

Giving or taking? I would rather remain AIDS free.

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 No.220536

>>220533

If Aniki could get a wife then he could too

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 No.220537

>>220531

Watch some Woody Allen films.

Annie Hall and Manhattan are my favourites then use those moves.

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 No.220538

>>220535

You get the AIDS free either way

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 No.220539

>>220531

they like mature age directors called Harv

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 No.220540

Be a sensible homo, only suck and tug.

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 No.220541

>>220539

He needs to buy a nice couch

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 No.220542

>>220541

I'll be renting a place in Clayton maybe it'll have a couch

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 No.220543

>>220538

Okay this is a dead end. But I'm not just gonna sit here and let homos take over the whole globe.

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 No.220544

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 No.220545

File: 02709474de37526⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,50.02 KB,1024x576,16:9,r1072760_12676495.jpg)

>>220397

I've started to like the smell of petrol, I remember one time in dans my mind was wondering and for some reason I wound up standing in front of the goon shelf.

I was looking at the prices then remembered I had a job and quickly walked over to the beer section hoping no one saw me looking at goons

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 No.220546

I'm going to get a long neck. Back soon.

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 No.220547

>>220545

The boong is strong in this one

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 No.220548

>>220542

next time you break your arm monk make sure its plastered there then it become a casting couch

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 No.220549

>>220548

>facepalm

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 No.220550

>>220526

Why no gold digging chink qt gf? Are you racist?

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 No.220551

>>220550

You can get a jewess cheaper these days

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 No.220552

>>220548

I'm not monk

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 No.220553

>>220537

Aren't woody allen's films full of shiksas?

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 No.220554

>>220551

Melbourne has one of the biggest semite populations in Australia. I'm in luck

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 No.220555

>>220545

I drove past 3 Dan's this morning going to get my dry cleaning. I had to stop at the lights by each of them. By the last one I verbally let out 'you killed my mum'.

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 No.220556

File: 2ae2f6b6ff60ce1⋯.jpg (59.08 KB,480x480,1:1,TheManHimself.jpg)

>>220555

good, good.

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 No.220557

>>220553

Not when it matters.

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 No.220558

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 No.220559

>>220556

I'm not joking. Your a dog Dan.

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 No.220560

>>220552

Im suprised you're moving Sperg

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 No.220561

>>220546

And a long aboriginal penis

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 No.220562

File: decaa9ea592335b⋯.jpeg (20.26 KB,619x495,619:495,images (28).jpeg)

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 No.220563

File: 8505efcc11fb10c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.13 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Screenshot_2017-12-05-15-4….png)

>>220556

KILLED ME MUM UNNA!

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 No.220564

File: 4d842af613147ab⋯.png (1015.19 KB,799x594,799:594,Jews4sale.png)

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 No.220565

>>220557

Help me out here, I'm not a woody allen fan, but of the chicks he's been involved with on screen or off screen, how many have been jewish?

Dianne Keaton

Mia Farrow - not jewish

Mariel Hemingway - not jewish

That gook girl he was molesting from when she was like 12 - definitely not jewish

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 No.220566

>>220562

is that Tux Racer?

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 No.220567

>>220565

>Mia Farrow

>Not Jewish

>imbloying

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 No.220568

friendly reminder that if you can't recall your daily dart intake you need to slow down

this goes for cones too.

goon and wanks are fine though.

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 No.220569

Whos moving to Clayton?

We can get gooned and spray some swastikas together

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 No.220570

>>220568

I have had umptyseven cones today

I don't have a problem

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 No.220571

Hey 10k I'll seriously send you btc if you mail me some cones

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 No.220572

>>220571

I dunno how to btc m8

What state are you in ?

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 No.220573

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 No.220574

>>220573

Ah, Sorry, no good.

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 No.220575

>asioNEET leant forward intently on his chair

>would the nefarious villain revel his location ?

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 No.220576

>>220567

What are you trying to say?

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 No.220577

Why do I get the feeling this group of neets is going to be an online community of some kind for many years to come

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 No.220578

>>220576

Are you making the implication that Mia Farrow is not of the greater Jewish Ethnicity group

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 No.220579

>>220577

Because we're all bro's m8

Big hugs no homo

except for that gay NEET I guess but he's ok

still gonna break his arm if he touches my butt though

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 No.220580

>>220577

>Online

The Commune will happen and be in Mildura

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 No.220581

File: f619e8f4509ad69⋯.jpg (12.16 KB,340x227,340:227,oi.jpg)

File: cba119fe5944d94⋯.gif (504.26 KB,400x240,5:3,;).gif)

>>220575

none of that mate

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 No.220582

File: 9c2ccc95831c80a⋯.jpg (118.63 KB,1152x864,4:3,neet_meet.jpg)

>>220534

Unwise. The neet council does not allow its initiates to leave and join other secret societies.

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 No.220583

>>220564

They look used

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 No.220584

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 No.220585

File: 895b24f7507c8ca⋯.jpg (6.14 KB,137x300,137:300,Durial321.jpg)

Durial321 did nothing wrong

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 No.220586

>>220579

>gonna break his arm if he touches my butt again

I would too. Especially if he touches it with a protrusion that is not his fingers.

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 No.220587

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB,1322x744,661:372,7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

>>220582

The Craig fan club society is getting a lot bigger

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 No.220588

>>220586

a bulge?

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 No.220589

>>220583

Pre-Owned Jewesses is the correct term

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 No.220590

>>220589

m8, I get my pre-owned jewesses from the salvation army. To be precise, from their bins in supermarket car parks. Well, actually, next to their bins is where said jewesses are usually dumped.

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 No.220591

>>220589

pre raped ashkenazis

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 No.220592

File: bbc50ec3bdfef85⋯.jpg (83.25 KB,1000x563,1000:563,Ian.jpg)

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/news-story/201ebb4c5605d6c098e2859b63f96253

I hope old mate Ian has recovered his losses by now.

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 No.220593

GOON MISSION FAILED!

stores closed at 10

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 No.220594

>>220593

better get huffin unna

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 No.220595

I'm still in need of a goon slave

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 No.220596

>Since 1 September 2017 all Territorians and visitors to the Northern Territory wanting to buy takeaway alcohol need to show photo ID for the Banned Drinker Register (BDR).

>The BDR identifies people who are banned from purchasing takeaway alcohol and stops their purchase.

>It assists in reducing alcohol-related harm to individuals, families and the community.

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 No.220597

File: 9fe54ddb687bbe8⋯.jpeg (22.31 KB,255x144,85:48,2ff73720aa572f983bb70455a….jpeg)

>>220596

raycisst unna

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 No.220598

File: 6b19524de2bed3b⋯.jpg (77.52 KB,1200x674,600:337,ninja_neet1.jpg)

>>220593

You have to put on your ninja uniform and make a covert entry through the roof.

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 No.220599

>>220592

>He said the men were described as caucasian and were wearing dark clothing at the time of the break-in.

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 No.220600

>>220569

I live up the road from there and Monk is also somewhere, the Shitbourne neetup WILL happen one day.

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 No.220601

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.220602

>>220600

Monash neetup

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 No.220603

>>220600

Isn't there a Melbourne law that any groups of 3 or more men has to have gay sex ?

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 No.220604

>>220603

well that or yell at Cruiseys Brother in law at St Kilda tbh

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 No.220605

>>220602

Nah, it's a shit place, too many people I used to know go there

>>220603

Maybe, but I don't obey those laws, especially since the one were it is mandatory to surrender all your property to Sudanese people if you cross paths with them was put in place.

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 No.220606

File: 3f4b4669892015c⋯.jpg (80.7 KB,620x349,620:349,topcunt.jpg)

>>220599

whatta ya tryina say caunt

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 No.220607

>>220605

Why is it a shit place?

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 No.220608

>>220607

Full of gooks and sjw's

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 No.220609

Goodnight neeties

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 No.220610

>>220609

G'night m8

Don't let the rape bugs bite

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 No.220611

>>220606

Why would a white person live in the NT?

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 No.220612

File: 5c22e982b741c23⋯.jpg (40.84 KB,470x595,94:119,images(26).jpg)

>>220610

They give me an itch I just can't scratch

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 No.220613

>>220611

good question, I have no answer.

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 No.220614

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fuck NEETs feeling pretty down

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 No.220615

Ended up having that wank.

Watched a decent milf rimjob compilation

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 No.220616

Reckon I'll sleep soon. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.220617

>>220575

10k is too smart for that shit.

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 No.220618

>>220582

What if it's a secret?

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 No.220619

>>220609

>>220616

Night buddies.

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 No.220620

>>220614

aren't we all.

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 No.220621

File: 7f33e28bc688068⋯.png (125.77 KB,756x384,63:32,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to crash.

Good night friends.

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 No.220622

all these NEETs going to sleep so early, night fellas. I'ma grab another frothy

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 No.220623

>>220622

suck on a few cold ones with the m8s haha

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 No.220624

>>220623

you'd love to suck on my cold one wouldn't ya unna

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 No.220625

>>220624

I have my own goon (chilled) thank you very much

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 No.220626

A lot of the NEETs here have relatively good sleeping patterns. That's a good start, you'll all have jobs in no time.

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 No.220627

>>220625

fancy cunt aren't ya

>>220626

It's actually impressive. My next job I'm hoping to do night shifts.

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 No.220628

We are currently slightly more popular than dogfucking

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 No.220629

And slightly less popular than nigger fucking.

We're surrounded by degeneracy NEETs

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 No.220630

>>220628

Keep in mind in terms of posts per hour we're like often between 3rd and 8th, atm we're 6th

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 No.220631

File: d4877b5e2adaec2⋯.gif (4.99 MB,400x217,400:217,4PhyZKv.gif)

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 No.220632

>>220622

>>220626

I just lay in bed for hours trying to sleep

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 No.220633

>>220632

A gave up on trying to do that long ago

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 No.220634

>>220632

>>220633

I'm gonna try and go to sleep, night fellas

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 No.220635

>>220634

Goodnight

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 No.220636

>>220634

Sweet Dreams

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 No.220637

>>220633

I generally can get to sleep if I try.

Tonight's just not letting me.

I keep thinking about the shrink appointment today and how much I want to sperg out in a graceful manner at all my coworkers.

One thing he reiterated back to me, I already knew it but hadn't heard it or said it out loud before, is that I want feedback but that feedback is conditional.

I will not accept insincere praise, if anything, that's worse.

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 No.220638

☆Happy☆ ♡Valentine's♡ ☆Day☆

My phone is recommending those words.

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 No.220639

I also said out loud my goal of getting an investment property. I said the figure of $320k and he got hung up on it. I explained that it's just a bit above the median house value.

I think there's something to that. Maybe that's my real goal, to be slightly above average. Not just in asset accumulation but in general.

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 No.220640

LOVE IN THE AGE OF DISPOSSESSION

I prefer alien wank lady.

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 No.220641

3 hours till my alarm goes off

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 No.220642

Ooh baby I love your way every day I want to tell you I love your way every day now I want to be with you night and day every day ooh baby I love your way it's been a long long time

Girl don't hesitate coz your love just won't wait

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 No.220643

A LA LA LA LA long a LA LA LA LA long long I long long long ooh girl

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 No.220644

Why do posts come in bursts? I leave and return to 8 new posts

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 No.220645

All that she wants is another baby she's gone tomorrow coz all that she wants is another baby hey hey

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 No.220646

>>220644

I can't sleep

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 No.220647

>>220644

Also, this is why you shouldn't leave.

Ever.

Don't leave.

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 No.220648

>>220644

What is going on? Why are you still up?

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 No.220649

It's a heartache nothing but a heartache gets you when it's too late gets you when your down it's a fool's game nothing but a fool's game

It ain't right to love someone as much as I depended on you

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 No.220650

>>220648

I am awake during the night and asleep during the day. And you?

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 No.220651

Why won't you reply?

What is more important?

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 No.220652

>>220650

I have posted why, I noticed that you did not reply to all my posts.

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 No.220653

>>220650

You need to get your sleep schedule in order.

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 No.220654

>>220652

I apologise.

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 No.220655

>>220654

I accept.

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 No.220656

File: 3c271aa81ad08ff⋯.jpg (3.3 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG20190214024248.jpg)

File: 70279485b18c3df⋯.jpg (2.33 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190214024323.jpg)

3am KFC binge

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 No.220657

File: 125fcc1c8d9f989⋯.jpg (3 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG20190214024759.jpg)

KFC's new dipping sauce packets look cool, make he's ones look shit

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 No.220658

File: 9d25af8bb03bef1⋯.jpg (3.22 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190214025127.jpg)

File: b8a907e5d8533c7⋯.jpg (2.46 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG20190214025234.jpg)

My nan gave me these, a few years ago

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 No.220659

File: 9f38e59fa72fb19⋯.jpg (3.2 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190214025334.jpg)

My grandpa on the other side gave me this when I was in hospital

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 No.220660

File: 8f9c1e1c77bcf60⋯.jpg (2.59 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190214025918.jpg)

File: 64b8cb7f9bf7f4a⋯.jpg (2.38 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190214025932.jpg)

What to do.

I don't think I'll drink that scotch, it's too fancy.

I might give it to my cousin.

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 No.220661

Thursday is notoriously the busiest day of the week at work. I hope I will handle it.

I really need to get to sleep.

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 No.220662

>>220660

clean your fridge, then microwave the scotch for minute and drink straight, no ice.

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 No.220663

>>220662

Peculiar post

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 No.220664

File: 2e13f11e5038050⋯.png (1.65 MB,1920x1200,8:5,1417838021178.png)

Stayin up all night.

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 No.220665

>>220664

Me too

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 No.220666

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 No.220667

Time for sleep.. Again

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 No.220668

Good morning neets. Can you see the dawn sky from your window?

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 No.220669

>>220668

Good morning. I have a sheet covering my window.

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 No.220670

unloaded the cunting dishwasher without being asked

only got a softdrink from villi's last night on account of having lunch 3 hours earlier

bum bum

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 No.220671

File: 3a69d8b35edf834⋯.mp4 (6.05 MB,720x900,4:5,bum bum.mp4)

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 No.220672

>>220668

I have my windows boarded up during daylight savings time so the extra hour of sun doesn't fade my curtains

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 No.220673

>>220660

why the hell do you keep scotch in the fridge?

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 No.220674

>>220673

Maybe he's trying to re-create the cold, bitter conditions of scotland for a more authentic scotch drinking experience.

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 No.220675

Need to do something about my over-eating, gonna start by spending the first half of the day fasting.

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 No.220676

File: 3993f1758b56eb0⋯.png (186.41 KB,601x272,601:272,ClipboardImage.png)

>>220668

>>220669

>>220670

Good morning friends.

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 No.220677

>>220670

Bum bum indeed, I do not care for soft drink reviews.

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 No.220678

>>220677

dont start with me buddy

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 No.220679

>>220674

>>220673

Because it's cold but doesn't freeze.

What difference does it make?

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 No.220680

>>220675

You should start with a big bowl of weet bix and then when you get hungry drink 2 glasses of water.

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 No.220681

>>220679

Taste fades when you chill something.

The reason people put vodka in the freezer is it's cheap and tastes like shit at the best of times.

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 No.220682

>>220678

It's not good enough. I was promised pie and cake review.

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 No.220683

>>220681

Does the taste come back if I take it out?

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 No.220684

Just dry cleaned suit. The crease looks like it could cut diamonds.

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 No.220685

>>220683

Yes. You're not really changing anything in the freezer long term, just messing with your sense of smell and taste.

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 No.220686

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 No.220687

After finally getting to sleep last night I had a dream about bashing my boss. I am generally not a violent person so that's strange to begin with. After it he was saying something and how he understands and wasn't going to fire me or anything, anyway one of the things he said was 'you lose friends if you fire them'.

That was one of the things I said to the shrink, different wording. I was saying how he hires people to be his disposable friends rather than on their work ethic/merit etc.

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 No.220688

>>220686

Are they your testies?

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 No.220689

>>220688

Nothing to do with me. I just saw it in the list across the top of the board.

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 No.220690

happy valentines day, fellow gross neets

any good mass shootings planned?

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 No.220691

>>220690

>happy valentines day

Neets should celebrate by having a threesome with a pair of gook hookers.

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 No.220692

>>220689

I like that those come up.

>>>/bowl/1

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 No.220693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>220691

>>220690

Shoot all over the gook sloots

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 No.220694

Ok NEETs, I'm single again and its valentines day.

I've decided that whichever of you has the cleanest and most well groomed bumhole can be my pretend gf for the day.

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 No.220695

>>220694

*wig not supplied

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 No.220696

>>220694

So I'm guessing tonight will be another scratch and sniff test in the council chambers.

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 No.220697

File: 175a9ac69b22be2⋯.png (318.3 KB,311x420,311:420,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage.

Have a good one NEETies.

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 No.220698

Nobody had left cards/chocolate/kfc on my desk when I arrived at work :(

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 No.220699

>>220694

I guess it beats owning a negress.

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 No.220700

>>220699

I guess i should beat my own negress*

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 No.220701

>>220698

My cat left me a rat head on the doorstep.

I guess that's my valentines day done.

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 No.220702

>>220701

The question is, what are you getting your cat for valentine's day? You should give that pussy a nice rub.

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 No.220703

AUSTRALIANS AIN'T GONNA COP IT

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 No.220704

>>220656

Hungry African Australian children

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 No.220705

So work decided to hire another member of my team.

Put the job advert out. $15k more than I'm getting.

Candidate shortlist comes out.

Nine.

6 from India, no Australia work history.

1 from Columbia, no Australian work history.

1 from Vietnam, no work history at all.

1 from England, worked at England McDonalds.

Meanwhile I'm doing everything since my other senior colleague (who is still on leave) went bananas. Apparently the bit in the EBA about higher duties can just be ignored.

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 No.220706

>>220705

Who picks the short list ?

You guys are govt funded right ? Is the "multiculturalism" there by the rules or the HR department self pozzing ?

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 No.220707

>>220705

Interview the Indians then rape them

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 No.220708

File: 0ccdb2d5fc2a79e⋯.png (423.84 KB,484x601,484:601,ItsAHardLife.png)

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 No.220709

>>220706

HR make the short list and provide them to the department manager. I find it hard to believe that only one anglo applied and that happened to be a female.

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 No.220710

>>220709

We live in interesting times m8

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 No.220711

>>220708

I get $5 from weber for every poo post I make, $10 for a high quantity/quality poo

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 No.220712

>>220711

You're living the pajeet dream m8

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 No.220713

File: 0642a7852edf12b⋯.png (8.32 MB,1194x6172,597:3086,corntimelapse.png)

I harvested a couple of corn cobs this morning. They were very sweet and tasty, but the shucking was the most pleasurable part.

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 No.220714

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, reckon I might treat myself to double the usual amount of wanks to celebrate today's occassion.

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 No.220715

>>220713

Hnng, nice

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 No.220716

>>220713

How big are they? Could you call random women to market them as organic dildoes?

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 No.220717

I have a GP appointment at this very moment. I'm simply too tired to attend, I will return to my slumber now.

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 No.220718

>>220713

Hey baby

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 No.220719

>>220716

If you dunked them into epoxy they'd probably keep their appearance forever.

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 No.220720

>>216241

Very well bannered. Excellent work.

>>216244

>>216250

It was you who made them think Dan was getting banned.

>>216271

>>216278

What a complete gooseberry fool you are. You are lucky I was not here to chastise you.

>>216305

The walls of my house are cracking like that church.

>>216307

Your dog is a free spirit, he can't be constrained by rules.

>>216333

Well rashed.

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 No.220721

J

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 No.220722

>>220718

Hello my beautiful one. I am doing some catch-up I might give you some (you)s if you are good.

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 No.220723

IS FUCKIN' POSSUM BACK

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 No.220724

Juden Law

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 No.220725

Semitic Intervention

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 No.220726

Semitic Circumvention

Here I've set up the next one for you

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 No.220727

I can't get back to sleep. My NEET slumber has been ruined.

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 No.220728

>>216341

Things weren't even that bad.

>>216350

They deserved your scorn. They are babies.

>>216375

>>216373

>>216379

>>216393

Looks like you were the one causing most of the drama. There was only one or two NEETs who were making trouble. It wasn't as bad as you thought.

>>216377

I would have liked a picture of that.

>>216401

You were running around like a chook with your head cut off for no reason.

>>216405

Very erotic.

>>216408

Large shells are one of my favourite pastas.

>>216419

mutiny

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 No.220729

>12:01

Made it through my half day fast. Actually felt fairly good most the time. Anyway, time for a very late breakfast.

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 No.220730

>>216427

You need to start applying sunscreen regularly.

>>216453

>I miss the bush.

You need to keep your escapist fantasies in check.

>>216461

Well bantered.

>>216466

>I used to dress up like an orangutan at the zoo and convince people to climb into my enclosure so I could dick them

Reasonably amusing.

>>216493

You are such a drama queen.

>>216498

>I want an apology

LOL piss off you autistic clown.

>>216509

>he even dared suggesting we ban Dan and UNNA

That wasn't me I wasn't even here. You have disgraced yourself.

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 No.220731

Possum has chosen Valentine's Day to come back and pick on Cruisey.

Cold. Calculating.

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 No.220732

I went to Subway for lunch.

I ordered a footlong white Chicken Classic.

**The attendant (who had a passing resemblence to Jude Law) told me this week was corn week.

I started to object but he banned me from the store.**

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 No.220733

File: 7a1079d42ef481b⋯.jpg (445.07 KB,2198x1535,2198:1535,ksyzv9y4i9g21.jpg)

>>216614

NK you boong.

>>216628

What a beautiful banner.

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 No.220734

>>220731

He wants to own the negress

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 No.220735

>>220731

Dick move tbh

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 No.220736

$2 Chicken 'n' Cheese at McDonald's, I might go buy some later

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 No.220737

>>216655

>pea straw mulch

That is what I use. It contains actual peas and they sprout when they get wet so you have to keep picking little pea seedlings out all the time.

>>216661

It is going to take me ages.

>>216694

>what you did was put many vulnerable people in a bad spot

When the Jews are that important to you you know you have got a problem mate. It was poor retards like you I was trying to help.

>>216697

Excellent banner mate.

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 No.220738

>>220085

Maybe 3% kike

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 No.220739

I see a certain arrogant poster is back at it again

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 No.220740

>>216724

What an excellent image.

>>216745

Good luck. I would have liked some photos.

>>216836

Well bannered.

>>216849

LOL

>>216881

>Possum threatened to ban Dan Murphy and UNNA

How dumb is this guy? He just keeps going.

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 No.220741

>>216935

Looks great mate. Very well ordered.

>>216977

Very interesting.

>>217047

At least you are honest. It is not too late to change.

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 No.220742

>>220739

You better not be talking about me. Watch out I just don't give a fuck any more.

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 No.220743

File: 73b6e39666b8597⋯.jpg (20.21 KB,327x327,1:1,om.jpg)

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 No.220744

>>217105

Very good banner.

>>217133

>He'll manage.

I will not.

>>217193

You have been prolific while I was gone.

>>217230

>a quinoa base

A solid foundation for any meal.

>>217244

Good advice.

>>217272

You are going to get #MeToo'ed in that office one day.

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 No.220745

>>217337

Balfours used to make something called a "junior pie". It came in a little alfoil mould. The canteen at school sold them. They were really good. In size between a party pie and a full sized one.

>>217476

another great one.

>>217487

What a pleasant pic.

>>217600

>Cafe de Villi’s

Apparently Vili himself eats there quite often.

>>217623

I am no longer quality. I have become too embittered.

>>217684

They will never be made to understand. There is no hope for them.

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 No.220746

I came to melbourne and I instantly regret i, its full of roastie gold digging whores and buisness wankers.

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 No.220747

>>217691

Possum is fine, thank you for caring.

>>217764

Very nice.

>>217844

Well rashed.

>>217845

I hope for possum too.

>>217842

Well done mate. Sounds like you have impressed them within a relatively short period of time.

>>217849

>hokkien noodles

Those pre-cooked floppy ones that don't even need to be refrigerated are awful.

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 No.220748

>>220745

>Apparently Vili himself eats there quite often.

He was there last night when I purchased my soft drink.

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 No.220749

>>220748

You should have sat down and struck up a conversation with him about the Jews.

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 No.220750

>>220749

He was already holding court with a handful of (I pressume) regulars.

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 No.220751

>>220750

You could have redpilled them all.

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 No.220752

I ordered a double quarter pounder meal from McDonald's and I was given a regular quarter pounder meal instead. I will be writing a complaint to McDonald's about this.

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 No.220753

>>220752

Phone the store and tell them what happened. They will make it right.

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 No.220754

>>220752

I feel ya - yesterday I ordered a mighty mcmuffin for breakfast and only got a regular sausage and egg. How am I meant to overcome my anxiety and depression and return to work with stuff like this going on in my personal life? They should call it the half pounder, so there's less chance of getting a mix up.

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 No.220755

I called them up. The stingy cunts want me to return the regular quarter pounder in exchange for a double quarter pounder.

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 No.220756

>>220755

Did you tell them you eated it and would have to return it to them in fecal form?

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 No.220757

>>220756

as long as it's in the original wrapper he should be fine

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 No.220758

>>220756

>>220757

I hadn't eaten it. When I got there, they didn't end up taking the burger or even looking at it - it just remained resting on the passenger's seat. So I've got a quarter pounder AND a double quarter pounder now.

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 No.220759

>>220758

Combine them and you will have a three quarter pounder.

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 No.220760

Hell hath no fury like a NEET scorned.

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 No.220761

>>218142

That sums up the NEET experience too.

>>218461

You should have danced.

>>218603

Very honest. Well done.

>>218688

>cruisey should be our BO

I will not forget this insult.

>>218689

>>218701

That's a NEET room. You need to transition to responsible wagie.

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 No.220762

>>220746

Why do you think I call it Shitbourne?

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 No.220763

>>220729

You'll just ruin it by binging tonight

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 No.220764

>>218720

You can have mine. It has a little dent in it but it is still fine.

>>218736

I would never think less of you.

>>218888

False

>>218906

LOL

>>218971

Salt malnutrition

>>218972

Looking good mate. Very impressive.

>>218977

None of your beeswax.

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 No.220765

Eating an apple

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 No.220766

File: 8c307f29185baae⋯.jpg (117.96 KB,1045x804,1045:804,p.jpg)

>>220765

eating one of these

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 No.220767

File: fbe71be15369808⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,5.17 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20190214_123748.jpg)

A slight improvement over yesterday

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 No.220768

>>220767

impressive

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 No.220769

File: 3806d5a4bb46387⋯.jpg (274.27 KB,1500x1000,3:2,3806d5a4bb4638755ead007a0a….jpg)

>>220763

What do you mean by 'tonight'? The fast was until lunchtime.

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 No.220770

>>219064

Well bantered.

>>219201

>>219206

>>219210

>>219212

>>219219

>>219220

>>219221

>>219222

Watched.

You pronounce commune wrong.

Cumville sounds good.

>>219282

Low quality

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 No.220771

File: b96b74719eff2ee⋯.png (738.45 KB,466x673,466:673,9k.png)

The final weighing.

Didn't quite get my best hope, 36 and a bit oz's.

I guess I'm only 9K.

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 No.220772

>>220771

what was your average per plant? i heard you can get like 28 grams if your real good.

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 No.220773

>>220771

that's a wonderful yield and you should feel wonderful

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 No.220774

>>220767

I agree with >>220768

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 No.220775

>>219370

I saw a terrible Russell Crowe version a while ago.

>>219385

Nice image.

>>219637

>>219644

Don't be silly. You worry too much.

>>219762

Just how aggressive and bad was the email you sent?

>>219834

Concerning developments.

>>219835

Not a bad song.

>>219875

What a great banner.

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 No.220776

>>220772

I had 8 so … 26 or so and I'm a semi amateur.

It depends how you grow.

Mate of mine grows bigger plants on a 4 month crop, gets 10 oz a plant

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 No.220777

>>220776

*26 bleh, pardon my brain

126

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 No.220778

>>220776

noice mate, thats some good growing.

i'd grow if i had the balls but sadly there a little lacking in the weight department and i dont think id be able to not autism the fuck out of a grow if i did do it.

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 No.220779

File: 003f31742fea331⋯.png (510.68 KB,694x590,347:295,Cheerspepe.png)

>>220773

Cheers m8

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 No.220781

>>220771

done well m8

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 No.220782

>>220778

I do get a bit paranoid about it now and then but I try to just ignore it.

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 No.220783

>>219879

You boong.

>>219901

I care. I value you.

>>220011

I wanted to stop all this. I wanted to help.

>>220191

Hand it in to the police.

>>220271

It is good to hear things went well. I hope it can help you out mate.

>>220279

Lol

>>220280

>about 20 people in it

It is more like 10.

>>220311

>>220324

I am glad things are getting seen to mate.

>>220331

>I see Cruisey as more important as Possum

They just keep on insulting me. They have no gratitude.

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 No.220784

snidest condescendingist comfy catchup in history

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 No.220785

>>220676

Good morning my friend.

>>220687

Worrying.

>>220697

I hope you have had a good day.

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 No.220786

>>220784

I am done with you all. You can go get fucked.

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 No.220787

>>220409

>no wicked wings

>>220537

Is this how you act when you think I am gone?

>>220540

Absolutely.

>>220637

More concerning talk. Feeling a bit worried about you.

>>220659

That is a nice thing to have.

>>220660

Tip it down the sink.

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 No.220788

>>220731

I am not picking on anybody. You are just trying to cause trouble.

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 No.220789

>>220734

I would get an honest day's work out of her. The party would be over.

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 No.220790

>>220731

He is a psychopath, the minds of NEETs are his play thing.

Welcome back Possum

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 No.220791

>>220771

Well done mate.

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 No.220792

>>220790

>Welcome back

Thank you.

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 No.220793

The catch up is done. It felt like hard work.

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 No.220794

>>220792

Hey Possum, I wasn't actually suggesting you want to rape Cruisey in dog form here >>220342

either, I just thought it was funny.

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 No.220795

>>220794

I know mate. I may be disillusioned and embittered but I still know a joke when I see one. Don't you worry about it.

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 No.220796

So last year I saw a psychiatrist who diagnosed me with autism and told me to read a book by Jordan Peterson an then talk to a councillor about it. It felt like he had no grasp on me at all. Then in December I finished the book and went to talk to the councillor about it but he was on holidays, so I rang back a few days ago and they said he was transferred so I would have to go back to a GP to get a new referral to see another one.

It's all bollocks and none of it feels like it is helping in anyway or that it ever will, they won't put me on DSP ever I would say.

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 No.220797

File: a9b6e50f1795947⋯.jpg (16.44 KB,244x231,244:231,Thingy.jpg)

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 No.220798

File: 1fde98cb57d4f01⋯.jpg (594.91 KB,1513x1927,1513:1927,ZZC 0025.jpg)

>>220797

Fix your damn hat.

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 No.220799

>>220796

I am also trying to get on the DSP.

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 No.220800

>>220799

How is it going for you?

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 No.220801

>>220800

I had a job capacity assessment last Thursday. I don't know when I'll hear back about it. What about you?

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 No.220802

>>220801

They think I am smart so I can solve it all myself so it never even got that far even though I was diagnosed.

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 No.220803

Just treated myself to a whole chicken and family size chips from Red Rooster.

The bottle shop had a wine tasting, so I ended up getting the one they were shilling instead of what I wanted.

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 No.220804

>>220802

That's kind of what the occupational therapist said to me during the job capacity assessment

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 No.220805

>>220803

Happy Valentines Day to me. Another year with myself for company.

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 No.220806

Went up to the uni to ask about switching courses or dropping out. Lot of normies and foreigners on the campus.

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 No.220807

>>220796

>>220802

Which state are you in by the way? I know diagnostic rules for autism vary state to state. For example here in Victoria the diagnosis has to be given by both a clinical psychologist and a psychiatrist I believe

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 No.220808

>>220796

> told me to read a book by Jordan Peterson

really?

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 No.220809

>>220806

Which uni do you want to be my friend

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 No.220810

>>220809

I was at Swinburne, studying buisness and economics, it was shit so I might either drop out or do another course.

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 No.220811

>>220810

Nice. What was it that you didn't like about the course and what course would you want to go in to?

I'm starting at Monash this year as a mature age student. I hope the kids fresh out of school don't bully me.

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 No.220812

I graduated uni as a quasi-NEET. Only went in for exams and the labs held once a semester. Skipped tutorial tests/quizzes and made up the marks scoring high in exams. I dun goofed though, I can't get a job because no internships or contacts (engineering). On comfy NEET bucks now so it all turned out okay

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 No.220813

>>220812

WTF. You got a B.Eng and can't get a job?

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 No.220814

>>220811

Not them, but I fucked up my on-campus uni attempt (out of highschool) by not doing any of the O-week orientation stuff (consequently not knowing where anything was or meeting anybody) and not attending tutorials/practicals (not meeting anybody) and spent most of my days in a mostly forgotten computer lab breaking into systems.

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 No.220815

>>220812

>no internships or contacts

This seemed to happen to me as well - I graduated, but couldn't get into post-grad, while all the other non-autists somehow had things lined up through people they knew.

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 No.220816

>>220815

The SA uni's have a work placement semester as a requirement to pass your final year.

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 No.220817

>>220813

I can't technically graduate because my Uni requires a summer internship, despite completing all coursework. So I'm stuck in purgatory likely forever as I finished all coursework over 2 years ago, companies only look for 2nd and 3rd uni students for internships. I can survive on NEETbux for the rest of my life, not sure what will come of my debts.

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 No.220818

>>220817

Have you tried raising this with the uni / student union / ombudsman? Surely it can be put back on the uni to find you a placement?

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 No.220819

>>220818

If you told your local MP you cannot graduate and therefore will never repay your HECS debt because of this, they'd either get you a waiver or find you something.

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 No.220820

>>220812

What stream of engineering were you in?

>>220814

I suppose I should go to o-week then. I won't be living on campus because I want my own studio. I don't want to have to share a kitchen/shower with other people.

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 No.220821

>>220820

I wasn't living on campus either, but it was a big campus and if you don't know where anything is you're fucked. Back in my day students had their own pidgeon holes and stuff.

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 No.220822

>>220820

Mechanical. Only study engineering if you will graduate with a HD average. Doable if you study hard and dont skip lectures and tests like I did. EE and software engineering are the worthwhile streams.

>>220819

Good idea

>>220818

Uni leaves it to students to find their own internships, much like finding a job.

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 No.220823

>>220817

Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? If so then the uni should have to give you extra assistance to find an internship in light of your disability.

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 No.220824

>>220801

I'd guess 3-4 weeks, seems to be the time it takes them to process such things

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 No.220825

New thread soon. Probably best let HRH Poossum do it.

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 No.220826

>>220823

not diagnosed but I likely have most of the meme ones. I was in contact with my uni a year ago, because I had finished the coursework they didn't care.

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 No.220827

>>220820

If you're monash neet, I know monash has its own studio apartments.

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 No.220828

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>>220805

I'm here for you neet

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 No.220829

>>220827

These ones: https://www.monash.edu/accommodation/accommodation/on-campus-options/clayton-urban-community

I tried applying for an on-campus studio apartment, unfortunately they were all taken. But there's student studios nearby that I've been looking at.

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 No.220830

>>220825

Nah, I will, I make the best threads.

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 No.220831

>>220828

Can I touch your bobs?

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 No.220832

>>220831

Well as that bitch Karen never came back, I'm yours, do what you want to me

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 No.220833

Am I imagining things or is NoFun back?

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 No.220834

File: 2f14ea07a5f6369⋯.jpg (71.73 KB,500x433,500:433,com.jpg)

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 No.220835

>>220833

you have had too much caffeine, go back to bed and when you get up tomorrow things will be back to normal

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 No.220836

>>220834

Thanks mate

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 No.220839

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>>220833

Yes, I only made this post >>220798

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 No.220840

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 No.220841

>>220835

I only had two cups of coffee today.

>>220839

Well shit

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 No.220842

Crusty

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 No.220843

semen

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 No.220844

Flakes

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 No.220846

>>220839

You called me an idiot the other night.

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 No.220847

dumb dumbs

with

cum cums

in your

tum tums

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 No.220850

BUM

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 No.220851

RASH

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 No.220852

DIRTY

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 No.220853

GASH

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