/ausneets/ -&nbsp;Aus NEETs

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:43:53 No.217092

File: 57280e193421189⋯.jpg (131.12 KB,1150x863,1150:863,ywcm.jpg)

Jimmy, the white man tries to hide us from the world, you must fight this

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:45:44 No.217093

File: e6202a6aaa17386⋯.jpg (69.96 KB,624x351,16:9,kk.jpg)

whos gonna feed you wite cunts if you get rid of us unna

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:48:08 No.217094

>>217093

>tfw no boong deodorant

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:49:53 No.217095

File: 2ff73720aa572f9⋯.png (431.26 KB,650x366,325:183,ClipboardImage.png)

YA WONT GET RID OF US THAT EASY YA WOITE DOG

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:50:50 No.217096

I believe we should ban Nurgle2019 as it glorifies obesity, which is something that should not be glorified. It is a national endemic which has destroyed many lives and has caused major damage to our health system. It is also curable with a good diet and exercise. So these NEETs that wish to glorify such an unsightly thing should know that such actions are having a negative affect on the board and are not welcome here.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:52:01 No.217097

File: 09e30658d4430db⋯.jpg (232.1 KB,1320x770,12:7,in.jpg)

Stop Racism now

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:52:41 No.217098

>>217097

That fist would feel good in my anus

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:52:55 No.217099

File: c93f229331450c8⋯.jpg (571.55 KB,720x960,3:4,1548665299851.jpg)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-04/world-war-1-french-grenade-found-hong-kong-chip-factory/10776304

Just you try it ya white dog

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:54:02 No.217100

File: c0fa7f433ec698c⋯.jpg (26.75 KB,468x355,468:355,fm.jpg)

>>217096

B..but I'm white

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:54:23 No.217101

I believe we should glorify the Nurgle2019 as it glorifies obesity, which is something that should be celebrated. It is a national success story which has enhanced many lives and has caused major damage to Skele Armed Forces. It is also curable with a high fat diet and treats from Dan. So these NEETs that wish to glorify such a beautiful thing should know that such actions are having a positive affect on the board and are always welcomed here.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:55:06 No.217102

File: b972fdfdaeb7e95⋯.jpg (50.48 KB,580x602,290:301,fw.jpg)

>>217096

Lets eat the skeles

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:56:38 No.217103

>>217102

Where does the fupa and stomach begin and or end?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:58:53 No.217104

>>217103

dunno, just give her a slap and ride the waves in

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:10:33 No.217105

File: 59bf78159c423e8⋯.png (69.37 KB,300x100,3:1,088fb75a14700fbd2b360a4f97….png)

Made a banner

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:23:25 No.217106

>>217105

Pefect OC, I was going to mention if you were going to include him until I noticed it

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:32:15 No.217107

>>217104

>tfw your gf doubles up as a bean bag

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:34:09 No.217108

File: 9fd1af67c693ad7⋯.jpg (691.53 KB,1423x2002,1423:2002,1476862720074[1].jpg)

So …. are we allowed to hate jews now or what ?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:38:00 No.217109

>tfw my brother sent me some fresh curry leaves and seeds, my house now smells like a pajeets

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:38:50 No.217110

>>217109

Do you have a strange urge to street shit ?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:42:07 No.217111

>>217110

well now that you have mentioned it, I wouldn't mind giving it a go

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:45:53 No.217112

>>217111

You've caught pajeet m8, you'll be driving a taxi next

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:45:54 No.217113

Back from my first banjo lesson of 2019. Enjoying a longneck of stout now.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:48:01 No.217114

>>217113

good stuff m8

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 09:52:36 No.217115

>>217054

Thank you.

I'm not sure Possum would appreciate us dining together.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:15:02 No.217116

Big rape, tight gape

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:23:10 No.217117

When is that evil red text at the top of the page going to be removed?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:28:54 No.217118

>>217117

>possum still trying to tell everyone how to think

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:40:19 No.217119

>>217118

Telling people how to think breaks rule one in my opinion as it is not in the NEET mindset

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:46:30 No.217120

Abnormal aboriginal semen

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:46:56 No.217121

>>217118

I tell neets how to wank

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:47:18 No.217122

It's time to wank neets

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:47:51 No.217123

Stop boongs

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:49:45 No.217124

>>217123

Wank now please

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:49:46 No.217125

Which one of you filthy bastards wanked on my banjo while I was taking a dump?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:50:21 No.217126

>>217125

That was punishment for pooing when it was clearly wanking time

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:50:54 No.217127

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:52:16 No.217128

>>217077

>from both sides

I'll ban the lot of you but really, that is a very nice OP

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:54:07 No.217129

>>217126

How do you know I wasn’t doing both at the same time?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:54:30 No.217130

>>217105

Awesome, that's heaps good.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:56:04 No.217131

>>217129

Only council members are allowed to poowank

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:56:19 No.217132

>>217113

How is the qt teacher?

Did you practice much in your break.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:02:09 No.217133

>>217115

He'll manage.

Also that thing about Africans liking fat dudes is real.

My misso and her cousin have said to me that my mate who goes on cruises with me who basically cant fit in to any clothes (everything is just stretched to size) would be a catch to some of the more traditionally minded negresses if he tidied up and didn't always smell like dope and ciggies.

When I got with the misso I was 55kg and her mum said I was (in more words) not man enough. Now I'm over 70 and her and a bunch of the older african women at her church with that traditional taste check me out in the same way that old catholic women do when they say stuff like 'he's a handsome young man'.

I don't think I am illustrating the point properly.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:02:39 No.217134

>>217117

Whenever he gets back I guess.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:04:41 No.217135

>>217131

I'm unsure what his position is anymore. Monaro was going to take his place because apparently he isn't on it anymore but Monaro is a dirty fucking dissenter that will get what's coming.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:05:04 No.217136

>>217129

hot

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:15:48 No.217137

File: 5de93cb5ea50a5f⋯.png (1.15 MB,1000x667,1000:667,ClipboardImage.png)

I'm going to try and crash, I hate getting up so late in the morning and rushing.

Good night friends.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:30:58 No.217138

>>217137

That bear looks pooped in the woods.

G'night m8.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:34:10 No.217139

File: 4e5430f9e06eb55⋯.jpg (196.19 KB,1087x619,1087:619,image[2].jpg)

All NEETs, be aware that the vassal, Prince Possum, Tetrarch of Galilee, has come to the board. By order of the Council, during his residence here, all mockery of Jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.

10 bucks if you recognise this

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:38:29 No.217140

I walked past a football oval today and saw a professional team training for the season starting. I won't say what city or stadium as I live right around the corner but it sure got my depressed.

Half the players were younger than me, all better looking and fitter while I rot away in minimum wage with no friends.

I am sorry for the depressing post but I have to get it out NEETs, I only have a few more decades before I'm an old man.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 11:39:01 No.217141

File: 16ab72fd06e9425⋯.png (32.66 KB,330x380,33:38,16a.png)

>>217139

Quick, hide the merchants!

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 12:32:26 No.217142

>Hollow is a degenerative state in the Dark Souls franchise which the Undead are doomed to eventually become unless they can find a steady supply of Humanity. In terms of gameplay, Hollow refers to an in-game mechanic which limits the abilities and possible scenarios of the Chosen Undead.

It's a description of us.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 12:37:37 No.217143

>>217140

iktf man

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 12:41:41 No.217144

>>217140

I know that feel, a guy from my high school who finished the year before I did plays for Essendon in the AFL, while I've recently dropped out of uni and my life is going into the shitter ```fast```. Part of me doesn't give a shit, part of me does.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 12:44:41 No.217145

File: cca95b9dc482f9a⋯.png (551.48 KB,574x569,574:569,crestfallenwarrior.png)

>>217142

Oh, your face! You're practically Hollow.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 12:49:44 No.217146

>>217144

Same but for North

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 12:56:08 No.217147

File: 66e55c82085cc73⋯.jpg (6.89 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20190204_195443.jpg)

Fucking phone holder broke, have to send it back to Victoria to get a refund (will cost $8).

I bought it instead of the cheaper Chinese sellers on ebay because I thought it would last a while.

Cunt running the shop must have been one of those chinks Howard brought in

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 13:01:29 No.217148

Do any of you NEETs feel that they have zero power to control their future or am I the only one?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 13:04:07 No.217149

>>217145

Havel/Smough Executive NEET 2020

Fatrolling his way to Woolworth's.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 13:08:39 No.217150

>>217148

Video games, fantasizing that this world will destroy itself is my coping mechanism. The bright side is getting to the point where you realize that the consequences do not matter and you are going to die eventually.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 13:36:43 No.217151

>>217144

>tfw went to school with a instagram celebrity who appears on a show on channel 7 and someone in the school next over played for the socceroos

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 14:16:09 No.217152

>>217151

Everyone at my school got raped

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 14:43:52 No.217153

>>217152

In my school there was a flasher who was some 30 or 40 year old guy who would show his dick to students both male and female walking to and from school, it started when I was in year 8 and didn't stop until I was in year 11.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 14:46:09 No.217154

anyone itt

I think I might be ready to get my act together

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 15:00:24 No.217155

>>217153

Flashing is amateur, gotta go in guns blazing

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 16:48:31 No.217156

I've got shit I want to get done tomorrow, I'd like to stay up for longer, but I'd like good sleep too. Night Night NEETs.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:15:19 No.217157

>>217139

Herod from that Rome series.

morning all.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:21:54 No.217158

>>217157

Morning neets. And to all the wagies struggling to get up and go to work, have hope - today could be the day mr shekelstein fires you!

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:35:41 No.217159

>>217158

>today could be the day mr shekelstein fires you!

Morning.

That could indeed be the case, given what I have to do this morning. Our root CA CRL expires tomorrow, and the only person who knew exactly what had to be done went bananas last week.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:36:00 No.217160

KEK too bongs drowned in Townsville after trying to loot a Dan Murphys.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:36:09 No.217161

*two

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:37:20 No.217162

https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/two-men-feared-to-have-washed-away-in-floodwater/news-story/ab4da6bea615cff85d415c2c24ec7912

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:46:16 No.217163

>>217159

>went bananas last week

This happens to people who get too close to the truth. Look at poor Nietzsche.

…and that wasn't even in a part of town that was flooded. Dan caught them and administered his own brand of justice.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:50:20 No.217164

File: 7d9ed3215493701⋯.jpg (141.86 KB,742x604,371:302,floods.jpg)

Right idea, but wrong place. Why couldn't they have done this to melbourne?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 19:52:09 No.217165

File: f118481d17ecbb0⋯.jpg (193.46 KB,854x777,122:111,townsville_floods.jpg)

>>217164

Shit, wrong image. Meant to post this one.

>Right idea, but wrong place. Why couldn't they have done this to melbourne?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:11:57 No.217166

>>217145

I played that whole game before finding out you can turn human.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:12:33 No.217167

File: 6b911504dac19ec⋯.png (387.05 KB,618x410,309:205,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:16:16 No.217168

>>217147

Your finger nails look a bit yellow. You need to improve your diet, eat some veggies.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:17:09 No.217169

>>217150

The consequence is the time before then.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:18:42 No.217170

>>217153

Didn't anyone say anything for all that time?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:21:41 No.217171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>217154

Fire up.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:23:34 No.217172

>>217158

>>217159

morning

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:25:50 No.217173

>>217159

Do you ever stop at that Villi's on South Rd? I think it's their factory, I used to go past it heaps but I'd always end up going past it when I was tired (bosslady lived near it) or it was peak hour and I couldn't be fucked.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:27:45 No.217174

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-05/dan-murphys-hearing-date-objections-over-location-marketing/10777234

Dan the rainmaker.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:28:04 No.217175

>>217173

I never have.

My welding course starts tomorrow night in Reynella, so I was going to stop in there for some dinner.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:34:06 No.217176

>>217175

Good luck with your course.

What kind of welder are you going to get for home and what are do you need to learn it for?

Villi's stuff isn't that great but I thought that maybe the factory might have some higher quality food.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:45:46 No.217177

>>217174

I prefer to think of Dan as a philanthropist and environmentalist - he helps keep the boong population at sustainable levels.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:52:07 No.217178

>>217176

I inherrited an arc welder and some oxy-acetylene equipment (although the hoses have perished).

I purchased a MIG welder a couple of years ago but haven't used it yet.

I'm just interested in metal work.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:53:16 No.217179

>>217177

You are naive, Dan is a bad man.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:53:42 No.217180

>>217178

You should make yourself a big green egg type thing.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 20:54:57 No.217181

>>217180

They're full of ceramic insulator stuff though.

I could make some kind of drum smoker though.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:07:28 No.217182

>queensland gets flooded

>I haven't got rain for nearly 3 months now

REEEEEEEE STOP BEING SO GREEDY

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:09:53 No.217183

>>217182

Why did the dumb dumbs up there stop building their houses on stilts? Stopped flooding and abbos getting in.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:15:47 No.217184

>>217183

This flood will cull the stupid while sparing those intelligent enough to build on stilts. Think of it as evolution in action.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:22:12 No.217185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

That NEET who is also named john

I bet it's sperg

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:25:13 No.217186

Poor Dan can't even get a NT store.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:28:16 No.217187

File: 80a2a25f13734bd⋯.png (224.23 KB,1125x388,1125:388,ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-04/funeral-for-toddler-seth-haddow-tatura/10777774

Interesting tribute.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:34:56 No.217188

>>217186

Craig's sinister agents are in control of the NT Liquor Commission, but Dan is determined to offer the good people of NT relief from high prices and unwanted sobriety.

>>217187

This is what happens when you adopt an orphan from india.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:36:33 No.217189

Starting today, I'm trying to slash my stimulant intake, as I suspect it's affecting my personality, creativity and health. Have neets ever detoxed from anything (apart from alcohol, obviously)?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:36:46 No.217190

File: b2ec2c893dc4f6a⋯.jpg (196.71 KB,649x487,649:487,Ban Boong Posting.jpg)

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:42:45 No.217191

>>217190

Dammit yes, I fucking hate checking this place only to find my screen flooded with disgusting boongpics.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:44:48 No.217192

>>217190

3rd from the left is mine, back off NEETs

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:45:30 No.217193

File: d6f48bdc823cf5e⋯.png (88.06 KB,300x100,3:1,bannerrr.png)

>>217190

High quality OC NEET.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:46:15 No.217194

have fun neets I'm off to cenno, wish me luck

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 21:52:55 No.217195

>>217194

Good luck NEET

I'm off to wage.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 22:53:40 No.217196

>>217168

No they were up my bum

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 22:55:24 No.217197

>>217162

“There is a possibility that they have entered flowing water near the Dan Murphy’s,” Sen-Sgt Wilkie said.

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 22:57:25 No.217198

>>217194

There are neets still on cenno here?

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 23:52:16 No.217199

>>217198

welfare4lyfe here

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NEET 02/04/19 (Mon) 23:53:22 No.217200

>>217197

That wasn't floodwater from the dam overflow - that was Dan taking a piss after a long night on the goon.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 00:15:17 No.217201

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning. This music is comfy as fuck

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 03:01:15 No.217202

File: 7d7c04cce09317b⋯.jpg (147.88 KB,596x283,596:283,Dan Squad.jpg)

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 03:03:45 No.217203

Afternoon NEETs,

>tfw copped a $250 parking fine.

>tfw 100 litres of goon down the drain.

Still ended up at dans.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 03:04:43 No.217204

>>217201

yes unna

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 03:23:48 No.217205

File: 019b9b0c286e653⋯.png (1.13 MB,993x727,993:727,2018strom.png)

>>217164

>>217165

We are ready for this happening

>>217170

The school would be making a fuss about it when it happened every two or three months, very few of the kids would make police reports though.

23 degrees today in Shitbourne, debating whether or not to go to Dan's

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 04:17:35 No.217206

>>217202

Very nice

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 04:21:45 No.217207

>>217203

$250? Was it a council fine?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 04:29:29 No.217208

>>217207

Yes

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 04:49:28 No.217209

>tfw cenno made us sit there for 45 minutes to speak to someone that could have taken 30 seconds over the counter to do

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 04:53:43 No.217210

File: 8111b94cdfaacfc⋯.jpg (182.23 KB,596x283,596:283,7d7c04cce09317b5212c8af94f….jpg)

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 05:23:21 No.217211

File: 377cd29758e6ff9⋯.jpg (7.85 KB,223x226,223:226,377cd29758e6ff90d5fff6c0fc….jpg)

>4:22 in the afternoon, day's pretty much over

>have achieved absolutely nothing except eating a tub of ice cream

>might go for a stroll later to get a packet of chips

It's great being a neet

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 05:30:26 No.217212

I stopped by my local bottle shop (not Dan) on the way home and picked up one of my goto bottles of wine. The guy behind the counter said the boss had a surprise for me and swapped it with a 1.5L magnum of the same wine.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 05:59:30 No.217213

what should i get for din dins

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:00:15 No.217214

>>217213

Plain hamburger, battered sav and minimum chips. That's what I'm eating right now.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:13:13 No.217215

>>217189

This week I swapped coffee for black tea. This morning was stressful so I ended up drinking like 8 or 9 mugs in succession.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:18:07 No.217216

>>217215

>>217214

What even is my life.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:21:11 No.217217

>>217212

>>217211

I'm on valium for alchol withdrawl but started drinking again recently after 9days of sobriety. Thinking about getting just one bottle and skipping the valium today.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:23:57 No.217218

>>217217

You should probably go another day without booze, m8.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:42:24 No.217219

>>217214

I got some pretzels, some ice cream and a bottle of cab sav

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 06:45:07 No.217220

I'd fuck 2 of the 4 women in Clive Palmer's latest advert.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:05:17 No.217221

Day 2 no durries. Can't say I wont be a bit tempted when I get paid in a few hours but I think I will just try a coke no sugar peach instead.

Did an hour on kahn academy, cleaned up my room and had a healthyish lunch.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:08:50 No.217222

My dad just asked me if japan was a part of indonesia. how strange.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:09:25 No.217223

>>217221

>kahn academy

what did you study?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:10:22 No.217224

>>217222

He's got his Monk and Oriental Fancier posts mixed up.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:12:55 No.217225

Got an email a little while ago saying I have to make an appointment for a Disability Medical Assessment, it appears my DSP application is moving along neets

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:14:42 No.217226

>>217223

brushing up on human biology

just did the first few lessons on the circulatory system.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:15:39 No.217227

>>217212

That's the sort of customer service that Dan will never be able to offer.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:16:14 No.217228

>less than 30 posts since I left and some of them were mine.

What's going on NEETies?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:16:37 No.217229

>>217228

Rebellion II

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:17:40 No.217230

>>217213

Mushroom soup and grilled asparagus with a butter sauce on a quinoa base.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:17:53 No.217231

>>217229

I do not like it.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:20:16 No.217232

File: b41e1162f1a4e9d⋯.jpg (49.16 KB,1280x720,16:9,p.jpg)

>>217231

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:20:56 No.217233

>>217230

Why are you doing this to yourself?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:22:35 No.217234

>>217233

I wish I had a meal that luxurious.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:24:27 No.217235

>>217220

In reality, Clive will fuck you unless you give him three packs of party pies They better be the good quality ones too, coles brand ones will not do

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:25:29 No.217236

>>217225

Congrats

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:35:18 No.217237

>my Julienne Peeler turned up today, I must be getting lazy

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:37:10 No.217238

>>217237

and to think I get this for being la di da

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:37:19 No.217239

>>217238

*get shit

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:38:33 No.217240

>>217238

You will never be Juliette peeler la di da.

ChefNEET was born with a plum in his gob.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:45:24 No.217241

Feel like such a worthless loser today neets

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:50:34 No.217242

sorry to hear that m8, hope things pick up for you

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:52:09 No.217243

What happened?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:53:24 No.217244

Writing down your thoughts give them form and they will actualise. Write down two good qualities you have and that you are a good person.

Thoughts are seeds that will blossom into an action.

If you are thinking those sorts of things you are prophesying your demise. Say that you are a good person and that you are capable of more than you are achieving and you might.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 07:54:20 No.217245

Don't worry, most of us get used to it after a few years. A decade at most.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:02:14 No.217246

>>217243

Major anxiety during my goon coma after a 3 day binge. Just thinking about all the ways I've fucked up my life, and how much of a small, scared uncharismatic man I am.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:05:16 No.217247

>>217246

>small, scared uncharismatic

The giant oak sleeps within the acorn.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:06:52 No.217248

>>217247

Only to awaken and Flourish

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:10:54 No.217249

What does NK look like?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:12:34 No.217250

Only his mother knows

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:13:49 No.217251

Go to the dumpster behind Joondalup Dan's and find out for yourself

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:17:18 No.217252

>>217251

if he goes there, he will never return

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:20:17 No.217253

Like a boong rape baby

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:20:34 No.217254

>>217247

Every skellie has the potential to grow into a great executive. You just have to believe.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:21:12 No.217255

>tfw nobody asked if mr shekelstein fired me

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:21:47 No.217256

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,2f8fbcb3bf6aede7c41fa41111….jpg)

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:23:56 No.217257

>>217255

One NEET would've. He probably would've said something about the name you gave him though

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:25:08 No.217258

>>217255

He's going to text you with the bad news.

>>217256

We were doing so well. Nearly 12 hours without a single fucking boongpost.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:25:28 No.217259

>>217257

What name was that?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:25:59 No.217260

File: dfe39c2a35858e3⋯.jpg (95.52 KB,736x749,736:749,ghgcom.jpg)

>>217258

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:26:32 No.217261

File: 573cea685ed3d72⋯.jpg (123.99 KB,736x547,736:547,jhom.jpg)

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:27:44 No.217262

>>217259

The name you gave the boss.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:28:46 No.217263

>>217262

The boss of this board? Dumb dumb poo poo head?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:30:19 No.217264

>>217263

thats his name

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:35:56 No.217265

File: f644464e734b912⋯.jpg (120.85 KB,700x684,175:171,f644464e734b912bafe606c8d0….jpg)

>>217258

You know what happens when NK clocks off

UNNA

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:36:40 No.217266

>>217263

Poo Sum

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:38:52 No.217267

>>217265

super hot

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:40:01 No.217268

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>217264

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:43:44 No.217269

Like an aboriginal mixed with a [censored]

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:45:56 No.217270

>>217177

kek

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:46:44 No.217271

That magnum of red was good. Washing it down with a refreshing ale now.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:49:19 No.217272

I was talking to a support worker today and in my lingo I said that she was 'shit hot' as in she's very good and then she must've misheard me and said that in her day she had a pretty good body. I didn't really click on to what she said, she musn't've clicked on what I meant either. She's got a few kids and is in her 40's, when I met her I thought she was early 20's but she's been gay for as long as I have known her and I presume quite a long time.

She isn't one of the ones that brings it up and it isn't a 'thing' so that's why I presume she's been that way for a long time.

Does she think I want to bone her now?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:50:19 No.217273

1. kek

2. she's a retard

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:50:35 No.217274

ur in m8

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:51:02 No.217275

File: c1cb4bd998aabe3⋯.png (114.6 KB,600x238,300:119,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217271

>magnum

After looking that up I think most of these names should be censored. Just more evidence of what Dan is actually up to.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:51:03 No.217276

yes

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:51:40 No.217277

Some of the greatest achievements of all time started with a misunderstanding, don't let this opportunity slide

Note: I made that up but it is still probably kind of true

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:51:57 No.217278

>>217210

Good OC, well constructed.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:53:49 No.217279

>>217277

My parents took me to the UK when I was 12.

The woman in the seat next to me was German but spoke good English.

She asked if I have travelled before and I said "interstate".

She misheard and thought I said "the States" as in the USA.

I spent the next half hour or so pretending I had visited the USA.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:54:09 No.217280

File: eceef4639741b36⋯.jpg (460.89 KB,1920x1080,16:9,sm.jpg)

>>217278

its like the smith fight from the matrix

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:54:31 No.217281

>>217279

You truly were destined to end up here

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:54:43 No.217282

>>217273

She was trying to explain why she doesn't want to work with a certain participant, and that participant is one of the easier ones to work with. She was saying that she feels awkward that she's pulled out of a couple of shifts, one week she was crook and one was her car had problems and she is a great support worker and she will feel shit if she has to face her again. I think she was getting a bit panicky because she rarely does anything wrong and was feeling like I'd discipline her heh.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:54:45 No.217283

>>217275

Balthazar is something to do with Dwarves

Dwarves are often compared to a certain European Religious Ethnicity

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:55:53 No.217284

>>217283

They're Book of Daniel kings, m8.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:55:59 No.217285

>>217277

>>217276

>>217274

She's going to feel awkward every time I call her for shifts now.

What do I do with my doodle? I don't think she's in to that.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:56:25 No.217286

>>217284

The tribe of Daniel.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:57:05 No.217287

>>217285

Lesbians that haven't ever been with a man are known as 'Gold Star' lesbians. They're actually rarer than you might think.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:57:06 No.217288

>>217283

What about 4, 8 and 20?

I don't know about 12.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:57:39 No.217289

>>217288

>>217284

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:57:56 No.217290

>>217287

She has kids. If she hasn't been with a man she is a Holy Star lesbian.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:58:25 No.217291

>>217287

>tfw wish I was a gold star lesbian

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:58:30 No.217292

>>217277

That is definitely true.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:58:35 No.217293

>>217290

Turkey Baster Lesbian

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:58:55 No.217294

>>217291

>tfw just a bronze shield homo

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 08:59:08 No.217295

>>217294

lol

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:00:09 No.217296

>>217294

No Greeks allowed

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:00:24 No.217297

>>217217

Good choices.

>>217221

Good work.

>>217225

It's only a matter of time before you can become a big spender at Dan's.

>>217235

Well bantered.

Dan's is open till 9:00 pm.

>>217256

It's how I imagine him.

>>217280

That's a good Dan post.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:00:27 No.217298

File: 64efe8b8f7f6a05⋯.jpg (15.59 KB,300x246,50:41,566e2e081ee3158acefcc87ac0….jpg)

>>217235

I tried to give him these and he ripped my asshole inside out

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:01:58 No.217299

Wftd day 1

Got fucked in the arse

Actually I spent 7 hours sanding a small bookshelf that was maybe 10 minutes of work.And I went to the park across the road and got really stoned a few times

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:02:28 No.217300

File: b2f5452980f4320⋯.jpg (826.51 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-02-05 17.02.06.jpg)

>>217265

UNNA!

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:02:45 No.217301

>>217288

Well A Jeroboam Nabuchadnezzar is either an Austrian Mans Birthday or weed day

Double Methuselah also have to do with the Austrian man

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:02:47 No.217302

>>217299

Make us a video. NK's wftd was great.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:03:16 No.217303

Are you sure that's going to be enough?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:03:21 No.217304

>>217299

I'd work WFTD 'people' to death.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:03:23 No.217305

File: bd39f6d4bd4a986⋯.jpeg (9.93 KB,255x144,85:48,2ff73720aa572f983bb70455a….jpeg)

you boong

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:03:58 No.217306

>>217299

> 7 hours sanding a small bookshelf that was maybe 10 minutes of work

That's the WFD experience. About the only skill I learned from my days in the neet gulag was how to stretch things out and look busy

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:04:32 No.217307

How much did that cost you?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:05:30 No.217308

>>217284

the 13th lost tribe?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:06:20 No.217309

>>217307

half a dexie and a barrel of sniff

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:06:20 No.217310

>>217308

I don't know, I'm largely a heathen, but I thought even you plebes would recognise a few of the names.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:06:43 No.217311

>>217304

Dan?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:07:17 No.217312

>>217311

Work for the Iron Bar

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:07:24 No.217313

>>217311

dan is a jew, he would do that

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:07:45 No.217314

>>217306

Do you apply these skills in current position?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:07:58 No.217315

>>217307

$17,bottlemart is fucked

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:08:52 No.217316

That's extortion considering it's light beer.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:09:15 No.217317

>>217313

Wouldn't a jew get paid to train people with free labour?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:09:32 No.217318

>>217314

Well …. I suppose I could try wanking for 7 hours rather than 10 minutes

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:09:36 No.217319

>>217314

No, I generally work pretty hard and enjoy the feeling of doing a good job.

My NEET self would be very ashamed of me

That's what you get for trusting the piss bottle cunt mate

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:09:42 No.217320

File: e3d0bb40cdbf881⋯.jpg (134.25 KB,900x900,1:1,take your daily dose.jpg)

NK come to me for the lowerst prices

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:10:33 No.217321

>>217320

Where's me magnum of goon cunt?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:11:20 No.217322

File: 77b9bbfe3061ff6⋯.png (135.6 KB,1517x597,1517:597,he-brew.PNG)

>>217320

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:11:31 No.217323

File: ca4e0b826252324⋯.jpg (15.8 KB,547x480,547:480,1501220303001.jpg)

Despite making markedly positive changes to my life I still feel as mediocre and underachieved as before.

Why do I judge myself so harshly?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:11:47 No.217324

File: ee5abdd54c595e5⋯.png (347.79 KB,406x482,203:241,boongm8.png)

>>217321

>Magnum

You posh cunt

IZZA BIG FUCKIN BOTTLE

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:12:08 No.217325

>>217323

Nobody is every really content, neeto

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:12:15 No.217326

>>217322

You didn't set your store, cuntflaps.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:13:06 No.217327

>>217318

D-don't you already do that?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:13:10 No.217328

>>217325

This is the shit they need to tell Year 12 students at graduation. Along with "work is bullshit", "life is disappoint", and "visit dan".

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:13:29 No.217329

>>217306

Sounds better than "fixing bikes"

Did they give you the speech about how it's a real job and if you don't show up cenno cuts you off?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:14:15 No.217330

>>217322

LYING DOG DAN!

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:14:24 No.217331

File: a6a58ea32ac37f1⋯.png (450.67 KB,439x583,439:583,DontDoDrugsNEETs.png)

>>217327

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:14:25 No.217332

File: 0b38456db84cc57⋯.png (167.47 KB,1489x855,1489:855,narkyneet.PNG)

>>217326

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:14:47 No.217333

>>217329

> it's a real job

So they pay you superannuation? If you're injured you get Work Cover?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:15:19 No.217334

>>217332

shop

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:15:40 No.217335

>>217329

My wfd people barely even talked to me. I wasn't in a group or anything though, it was more like a volunteer position

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:16:47 No.217336

>>217334

There is only one nasty shop in my post and it isn't the photo one, mate

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:16:59 No.217337

File: 050a31af8e6f661⋯.png (138.31 KB,260x260,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217298

Clive accepts no substitutes, only worthy tributes.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:18:04 No.217338

Your bedroom has reverted back to an UNNA's paradise. The dexie cleaning NEET was short lived.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:18:35 No.217339

>>217329

Nah, they were surprisingly un-full of shit

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:18:54 No.217340

>>217328

3rd point is embraced by NEETs.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:19:12 No.217341

>>217301

Nebuchadnezzar was the king who made the tower of babel I think and Methuselah was the oldest man in the bible, I think Noah's dad.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:19:14 No.217342

>>217338

Maybe if he had caved in and purchased those on sale pillows the world would be a different place

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:19:36 No.217343

>>217304

So would I, I am going to.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:19:50 No.217344

>>217322

>17.79

Isn't that the year the first fleet came

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:19:55 No.217345

>>217341

>Methuselah

Didn't he get swallowed by a whale ?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:20:31 No.217346

>>217342

He doesn't even go to dan's just goes to the pillow shop and lays on their blankets. He didn't buy them in spite.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:20:44 No.217347

>>217345

Nah, that was Jonah.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:21:27 No.217348

>>217347

Ah, that's right.

Good old "whalefucker" Jonah.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:21:28 No.217349

>>217344

That was one year later when we found out the unsanctified delight of prime UNNA poon.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:21:42 No.217350

>>217346

he just leaves his dirt and sweat on them

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:21:44 No.217351

I would give female WFTD inmates sex lessons.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:21:56 No.217352

>>217346

His smell is why they're always at clearance prices

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:21:59 No.217353

File: 1a7d931b84bfecb⋯.jpg (29.04 KB,678x452,3:2,images(28).jpg)

>>217333

If you suck uncle Tony good enough you do

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:22:32 No.217354

>>217349

I heard Captain Cook nailed the first hot boong chick he saw right there on the beach.

Someone should make a film about that.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:23:00 No.217355

https://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/food-wine/vegans-blow-up-over-cafes-refusal-to-serve-highlyprocessed-soy-milk/news-story/af7ff271efb80a6ee8b549849f3d60c3

It's worth it to tell Dan to get fucked in the only language he understands.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:23:04 No.217356

>>217351

Not if you saw them you wouldn't

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:24:00 No.217357

>>217351

Most neet girls have fucked an entire town before they read wfd age

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:24:41 No.217358

>>217356

May be he likes toothless blowies? Less resistance and such

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:25:13 No.217359

>>217356

The school leaver age ones couldn't be that bad.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:25:16 No.217360

File: c64b26a4f6704d2⋯.png (187.6 KB,373x321,373:321,frog on ausneets.png)

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:25:36 No.217361

>>217338

>>217342

I gave it a clean on the weekend, that's just easy to clean mess you see, I haven't bought new pillows thou

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:25:50 No.217362

>>217333

Doesn't WftD pay super and holiday pay?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:26:00 No.217363

>>217358

There was 3 at my wftd today.

A land whale, an anorexic meth freak and a scary looking old cunt with no teeth who I was worried WOULD offer a bj for a ciggie

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:26:25 No.217364

>>217361

Buy a couple good pillows, it'll cost you like $50.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:26:59 No.217365

>>217354

He had historic aboriginal orgies and all the sex starved bongs back in the motherland were enticed by his raunchy tales they came in droves

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:26:59 No.217366

>>217362

I doubt it. It also doesn't even work out to minimum wage.

>>217363

> I was worried WOULD offer a bj for a ciggie

performance anxiety?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:27:03 No.217367

>>217362

Wftd doesn't even pay for it's own lube m8

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:27:18 No.217368

>>217361

You'll make a good housewife yet

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:27:37 No.217369

>>217365

Why isn't this being taught in schools for fucks sake ?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:27:55 No.217370

>>217362

wfd barely covers travel costs

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:28:02 No.217371

>>217369

Possum banned it.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:28:07 No.217372

>>217357

I lost my virginity to a dirty NEET chick before I was 10

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:30:04 No.217373

>>217363

>A land whale, an anorexic meth freak and a scary looking old cunt with no teeth who I was worried WOULD offer a bj for a ciggie

That's our future guys - pick which one of these 3 destinies you want to turn into. Something to look forward to, eh?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:30:41 No.217374

>>217373

I'll take the anorexic meth freak plz.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:31:00 No.217375

>>217373

I wanna be a scary landwhale meth freak with no teeth

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:31:08 No.217376

>>217374

Hang on, I thought you meant fuck.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:31:30 No.217377

>>217373

Land whale

Least likely to steal your things and easiest to catch when she does

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:32:17 No.217378

>>217375

I heard Liquorland has an opening

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:32:23 No.217379

>>217377

No, that's what you turn into.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:33:26 No.217380

>>217379

My answer remains much the same. I don't want to be stealing things or sucking dick to buy drugs

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:33:55 No.217381

>>217380

If you're a landwhale, you'll suck dick for a KFC bucket.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:34:02 No.217382

Landwhale meth orgy

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:34:44 No.217383

>>217381

Jokes on you I'll just eat handfuls of sugar instead

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:35:05 No.217384

>>217381

Or just for the spoonful of protein.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:35:21 No.217385

Left over kfc for tea.

One original recipe wing, one wicked wing drumstick, a small popcorn chicken and a small potato and gravy.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:35:39 No.217386

>>217383

You say that now NEET but you'll drop to your knees when he waves that kfc bucket under your nose

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:35:55 No.217387

>>217385

How many dicks did that cost?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:36:30 No.217388

>>217387

That's what was left over after the bj

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:36:56 No.217389

>>217383

I'll cut it with splenda once your hooked and take your NEETbux for goon.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:37:24 No.217390

>>217385

m8 you need a family feast or something

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:37:38 No.217391

>>217388

I am very good at what I do, some homeless boongs call me an artist.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:37:44 No.217392

>>217389

This was actually the plot of an early Judge Dredd story.

Seriously.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:38:24 No.217393

>>217392

Get GOON or go home.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:40:00 No.217394

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>>217393

Well, no the goon bit but some guy was cutting the sugar he sold to dolebludgers

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:40:36 No.217395

File: 5e9462dd1464380⋯.jpg (72.16 KB,221x379,221:379,edgy camper.jpg)

skeletons rise up

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:41:52 No.217396

>>217395

It's harder for the Execs to rise up

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:42:20 No.217397

Big poo

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:42:33 No.217398

Hard wank

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:43:05 No.217399

Cold goon

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:44:07 No.217400

Do you guys think we'll see Dan selling legal pot in our lifetimes ?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:45:40 No.217401

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw I miss the 80's

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:45:45 No.217402

>>217400

Probably.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:45:57 No.217403

>>217400

Craig will sell fly spray coated weed for the boongs

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:46:29 No.217404

>>217401

I wasn't alive then

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:46:37 No.217405

>>217401

I don't like that song by them.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:46:48 No.217406

>>217403

Fuck, I once bought fly spray buds from boongs in Belmont

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:48:21 No.217407

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>>217404

We were mere months off.

This was what was hip when we emerged from our cocoons.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:48:55 No.217408

>>217225

I also have to go for an ESAT. My job provider has wanted me to do it for ages but using phones always caused me to sperg out so I put it off for ages.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:49:58 No.217409

>>217406

I only thought those were rumours, one time I was getting stoned with an abo and the cunts cones were 80% spin

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:51:25 No.217410

>>217409

This place was the last of last resorts

Open house boong place with .8g for $30

For it to be bug sprayed too was fucked

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:52:19 No.217411

>>217410

Did you go back for more?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:54:18 No.217412

>>217411

I did not after that.

I may be a lowly drug buying off boongs degenerate but I have my standards.

And it made me cough till I puked.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:55:54 No.217413

Why did they put bug spray on your drugs?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:56:39 No.217414

>>217413

I don't know, to maybe make shit pot stronger ?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:57:07 No.217415

>>217413

Gets you off. I had a mate who once sprays a whole can into cardboard and then sold them as acid. The guys came back a few days later for more.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 09:57:52 No.217416

>>217408

I cant use the phone, I have had to get my support worker from Flourish Australia to ring and make the appointment for me

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:10:54 No.217417

>>217410

Stick houses are always shit, there was one near me with this family of ginger deadbeat that would sell a burnt pill bag of weed for $25.

When I went to tafe years ago this young guy was telling me how he bought weed off boongs and I was horrified so I brought a big stick out of my once for him the next day

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:12:56 No.217418

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>>217416

You must summon the courage within yourself to master the phone.

Mind over wank

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:16:01 No.217419

My whole flat smells like cum, I don't even know how, its so pungent.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:16:47 No.217420

>>217419

don't you mean your whole flat smells like boy?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:19:00 No.217421

>>217419

I name you WanksOnTheWallsNEET

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:19:05 No.217422

I am going to bed now. I have a long day tomorrow.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:19:15 No.217423

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>>217419

Is this you?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:20:17 No.217424

>>217421

Imagine having a job at Wattle and jizzing in every can of interior paint.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:21:18 No.217425

>>217423

Oh god is that for I think it is

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:22:57 No.217426

>>217422

Good night mate.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:25:34 No.217427

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>>217424

I would sniff the paint

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:26:50 No.217428

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>>217427

WOIT FULLA BE JIZZIN IN THE PAINT CANS OF THE BLACK MAN

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:27:40 No.217429

>>217427

You wouldn't have a job.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:28:55 No.217430

How many NEETs have had a wank at work ?

C'mon guys, confess up.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:29:33 No.217431

Have to go to cenno tomorrow to sort out some shit regarding which uni I'm off to.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:30:16 No.217432

>>217430

I think I have.

Had a uni wank too.

Still havent had a driving wank, despite trying

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:30:41 No.217433

>>217430

I've never had a real job but I once jizzed in a hotel swimming pool when I was 13. I tried fucking the water jets but it was no good. I was too horny to retreat so I rubbed one out on the spot.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:30:42 No.217434

>>217430

At my old job I'd wank on my lunch break if I was hungover, and the toilet smelt like poo so it wasn't a great wank

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:31:01 No.217435

>>217434

How do you even get one up in that case?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:31:37 No.217436

>>217433

Wanking in pools Is weird, as soon as you jizz you try to avoid the cum but you don't know where it is

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:32:05 No.217437

I'm a fairly brainy neet and I read quite a bit but my spelling is still shit. Teachers that say good readers make good spellers are full of shit as usual.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:32:05 No.217438

>>217436

Imagine zero gravity wanking

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:32:52 No.217439

>>217432

ive had a driving wank, it was a long drive

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:33:10 No.217440

If you didn't have a cumsock it would just float round the space station

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:33:29 No.217441

>>217432

I've pulled over and lost the feeling.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:34:20 No.217442

>>217437

Usuel*

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:35:04 No.217443

>>217442

yuwshuearl

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:35:15 No.217444

>>217438

Imagine shooting a load from the moon down onto a wagie. Wait for the little fucker to get up to go off slaving and then BANG! A big old neet load right between the lips.

All we need to do is send a paticularly horny neet up onto the moon and we can finally bring the world to heel under the threat of neet bukkake.

Maybe Musk was chosen by the neet god to lead us there. That would explain the surname.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:37:05 No.217445

>>217444 (Blessed trips for blessed plan)

The problem is that the stacies can't resist the neet loads. It will only work on the male neets so we will need to bring up the stacies for the neet harams. I suggest we start training our wanks now. Remember to drink plenty of goon to stay hydrated.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:37:59 No.217446

>>217444

we need to get several neets together to power up a big wank. i reckon we should start wanking in groups in order to begin training.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:38:20 No.217447

>>217444

>under the threat of neet bukkake

I say we take off and wank the site from orbit.

It's our best chance.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:39:25 No.217448

>NEET Orbital Bukkake System

N.O.B.s

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:46:29 No.217449

Why does the board still say "Jew-Free February is in effect"?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:46:34 No.217450

Imagine some NEETs on a cargo spaceship out in the nether, having stumbled upon our neetgen in their archives for the old internet, laughing about our discusions on space wanks and cum socks

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:53:06 No.217451

>>217450

In space wftd they just chuck you out the airlock.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 10:59:30 No.217452

>in space no-one can hear you REEEEEE

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 11:01:01 No.217453

NEET cum interstellar propulsion

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 11:30:43 No.217454

>>217444

>>217438

I just looked up whether or not astronauts jerk off in space and apparently it's a decades long secret that NASA doesn't want to talk about. I'd figure that being the first guy to jerk off in space would've been something to be proud of, but they're all hush about it.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 11:35:06 No.217455

>>217451

And the second you die spaceMAX cut off your centrelink

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 11:51:29 No.217456

whats everyone up to

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 11:53:15 No.217457

Sydney NEETup location?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 12:01:48 No.217458

Quality discussion fellas, got a giggle outta this NEET. have some (you)s

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 12:02:32 No.217459

>>217456

wanking

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 12:15:29 No.217460

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>>217456

Getting my ass ripped open in the goon tent, tonies taken half a bottle of dexies and is speaking in grunts

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 12:33:34 No.217461

>>217252

I'm not saying that he will, he should enter at his own risk.

>>217283

>a certain European Religious Ethnicity

Pagans?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 13:04:54 No.217462

File: 8ea4698c79cda77⋯.jpg (747.66 KB,1024x683,1024:683,74262722.jpg)

Luxury aboriginal residence

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 14:04:34 No.217463

Prohibited aboriginal orgies

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 14:14:48 No.217464

inhibited aboriginal orgies

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 14:21:26 No.217465

Molested aboriginal man

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 14:21:44 No.217466

Ultimate aboriginal erection

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 14:40:17 No.217467

had a 10pm workout and pretty tired, night NEETs

im going to be so sleep fucked at the wagerium tomorrow

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 17:37:27 No.217468

I really should stop going to bed at 4:30am. Night Night NEETs

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 19:10:18 No.217469

>>217467

Should have been a 10pm wank session.

>>217468

Goon night.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 19:16:09 No.217470

Morning all.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 19:17:43 No.217471

>>217470

Good morning.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 19:47:27 No.217472

File: 3d909f863361357⋯.png (663.97 KB,500x634,250:317,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217470

>>217471

Good morning friends. First time I've been up at a reasonable time in a while. I heard some light rain about half an hour ago. Smells nice outside.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 19:53:18 No.217473

File: ebd974f9691a8be⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.06 MB,900x908,225:227,ClipboardImage.png)

File: a2492e0d925c1fb⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.79 MB,1111x844,1111:844,ClipboardImage.png)

NK apparently had a music career

https://shitwankrecords.bandcamp.com/

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 19:53:25 No.217474

>>217471

>>217472

Morning.

I like the rain.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 20:02:09 No.217475

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/social-media-users-have-lost-it-over-this-incredibly-awkward-dance-video/news-story/0bd157958049c66504a240c84ccb3b3e

I wonder if he had a wank afterward.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 20:10:06 No.217476

File: cf8d9a745aa785d⋯.png (62.02 KB,300x100,3:1,bannerrrrr.png)

>>217475

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 20:42:41 No.217477

>>217475

I don't get it.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 20:42:53 No.217478

>>217472

Same here

Time to hit that todo list

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 20:51:28 No.217479

They are measuring the NBN outside my house right now, i think.

>>217475

the only thing awkward about this is the weeaboo women.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:09:31 No.217480

>>217479

Go out there in a towel with a cup of coffee and look over their shoulders and ask them questions about how it all works.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:15:34 No.217481

Wearing my steel cap nigger stompers to work because of that welding course tonight. Will visit Cafe de Villi’s and provide a review.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:21:23 No.217482

File: d0d5da26ebd8169⋯.jpg (763.97 KB,1280x1726,640:863,1532811996204.jpg)

Good morning NEETs

feeling quite comfy this morning, while our lives may not be perfect we do have each other and live in a time where we have access to quantities and qualities of media and food that would have made royalty and the richest and post powerful on earth jealous even up to the 1980s pre-internet going to consumers (Before normies got on late 2000s). That is something quite special to think about.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:24:46 No.217483

>>217481

I am eager to see that review.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:25:21 No.217484

>>217482

Good morning.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:31:03 No.217485

Damnit neets, I got at least a good 6.5 hours of sleep last night but still feel tired this morning

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:42:45 No.217486

>>217485

Have a stretch.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 21:46:50 No.217487

File: 2fc4d4666f4ddb5⋯.png (14.71 KB,150x150,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage, see you all later.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:00:39 No.217488

smoked weed and drank goon all night with the boys

having a sneaky sleep before i do it all again tomorrow

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:39:03 No.217489

I'm just so sick of this heat. It's oppressive.

Every day over 30 and humid, may as well be in SEA

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:44:03 No.217490

>>217473

Bigger than the wiggles

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:44:21 No.217491

2019 will be year of the boong

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:45:55 No.217492

>>217491

The year BoongNet achieves sentience ?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:50:55 No.217493

Good morning cunts, my internet has been out for fucking five days and I come back to three whole NEET generals about some kind of argument, how come all the interesting things happen when I'm gone so spit it up, is this that jew argument again? I thought we already settled that it shouldn't be something to talk about here, or is it newfriends that weren't here for the last times we argued about that? Either way I hope it's over now.

Anyway, what else have I missed?

I know I missed you NK

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:52:22 No.217494

>>217492

The year boongs finally get their own board on 8ch, and are able to live free of all the racist oppression they suffer at the hands of ausneets.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:52:34 No.217495

>what else have I missed?

I had a wank

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:53:21 No.217496

>>217494

can boongs even into computer ?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:53:28 No.217497

>>217494

>>>/UNNA/

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:55:49 No.217498

>>217495

>what else have I missed?

>I had a wank

and I watched

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:58:17 No.217499

>>217498

>what else have I missed?

>I had a wank

>and I watched

and I had a poo in the corner

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:58:47 No.217500

>what else have I missed?

hueneet is back

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:58:56 No.217501

>>217499

>Who watches the watchNEET ?

>The pooNEET

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:59:02 No.217502

A certain BO touched a certain executive's pee pee.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:59:38 No.217503

>>217500

It's not the original Hue, it's an even gayer weirder one.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 22:59:54 No.217504

>>217502

That happens multiple times a day though

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:01:15 No.217505

>>217503

Hue technology is an amazing thing

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:02:11 No.217506

>>217505

>We can rebuild him

>We have the technology

>Faster,gayer, weirder than before

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:02:19 No.217507

>>217504

No, this particular event was traumatic for everybody and caused a board schism.

I just wanted to use that word.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:03:07 No.217508

jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:04:15 No.217509

prism jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:06:00 No.217510

Smegmaism prism jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:06:46 No.217511

I don't think I'll be able to handle the day when NK gets a different car

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:07:09 No.217512

mism Smegmaism prism jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:07:45 No.217513

alcoholism smegmaism prism jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:08:07 No.217514

priapism mism Smegmaism prism jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:09:00 No.217515

jingoism alcoholism priapism mism Smegmaism prism jism schism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:10:03 No.217516

autism

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:11:47 No.217517

File: 5649106c5cab48e⋯.jpg (20.49 KB,480x269,480:269,cm.jpg)

>>217511

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:11:51 No.217518

>>217516

u fuk it up

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:12:11 No.217519

>>217516

You win

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:12:34 No.217520

Young white men shitposting on an unemployed alcoholic board about aboriginal semen, before lunch time.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:13:23 No.217521

See you after wagecuck duties, neets

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:14:28 No.217522

>>217520

Welcome unna, I hope you enjoy your stay, there is a tribal dance at 6pm and witchedy grubs for dinner at 7:30

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:14:53 No.217523

>>217520

i'm posting in blackface

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:15:30 No.217524

>>217523

racist

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:16:40 No.217525

>>217524

He might be a boongnigger wearing blackface

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:18:58 No.217526

IT AINT A CRIME TO WANNA FIT IN WITH THE WHOITE FELLAS,

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:20:13 No.217527

YOU DOGS WILL SEE THAT WHOITEFACE IS HOW WE FOIGT BACK AGAINST DEAR OPPRESHION

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:20:36 No.217528

>>217526

They made me read some shit book at school about that.

Some boong chick whos mum told her to say she was indian and pinched her nose all the time to try and make it look less boong.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:23:19 No.217529

File: 15f4c81e38cd708⋯.jpg (119.97 KB,629x700,629:700,bb.jpg)

>we just want to be respected by the white fella

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:23:45 No.217530

>>217528

Did they ban her from the community toilet?

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:24:56 No.217531

>>217530

Kek, I recall no street shitting in the book

Boongs mainly shit in the shower anyway

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:25:18 No.217532

>>217528

Its funny ever book i was made to read in english in highschool not one had a white male as the protagonist. The one that might of because i dont remember it well was about white people killing aboriginals. How strange.

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:26:36 No.217533

Possum magic was my favourite

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NEET 02/05/19 (Tue) 23:33:07 No.217534

Alright NEETs time for waging, buhbye

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 00:05:07 No.217535

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/02/06/09/38/elizabeth-grove-fatal-stabbing-three-arrests

Our marsupial overlords tried to shoah merchant memes, but that was quickly reversed. A populist movement to stop boong posting is gaining momentum. Other than that, the place is just as shit as ever.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 00:09:32 No.217536

File: 370e639f23dfcf1⋯.jpg (75.01 KB,700x525,4:3,bm.jpg)

>>217535

too right bro

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 01:55:19 No.217537

File: 8a9c77abb863d5d⋯.jpg (108.49 KB,970x970,1:1,GayBOONg.jpg)

>>217535

>A populist movement to stop boong posting is gaining momentum

FARKIN POPLIST CARNTS

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:12:26 No.217538

File: b333de170d112fc⋯.jpg (515.78 KB,2746x686,1373:343,caltex.jpg)

>>217537

>>217536

Come to /UNNA/, it's boong paradise…

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:15:23 No.217539

>tfw depressed

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:16:14 No.217540

File: 706ea905b483126⋯.jpg (38.12 KB,474x711,2:3,sniff.jpg)

>>217538

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:18:08 No.217541

>>217528

They made us read it too, it's called my place or my space

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:18:08 No.217542

>>217539

Have a litre of premium

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:20:03 No.217543

>>217541

>my space

no that is a website with fat goth chicks taking weird angle photos

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:24:39 No.217544

>>217541

I remember My Place, it was a book about Australian history told from the point of view of people living on a property over 200 years, and each page they would jump ahead 10 years as a new family moved in.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:25:15 No.217545

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, Had breakfast and a coffee.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:27:31 No.217546

File: dc36d53f5d483d4⋯.jpg (35.42 KB,400x483,400:483,drives me up the wall.jpg)

>Haven't worked in 2 years

>Haven't been on any form of cennalink in nearly 4 years

>Sick of having no money and parents want me to pay some rent

>Apply for newstart over 3 weeks ago

>Have submitted and done everything they asked me to

>Only contact I've had from them is two text messages one week apart saying they're working on my claim

>Still nothing

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY VIDYA?! Do heaps of people apply in january or some shit?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:27:38 No.217547

File: e99b519b05bd88b⋯.jpg (93.75 KB,1181x1179,1181:1179,e99b519b05bd88bd9dad12585a….jpg)

>>217545

I'd say that's an honest day's work. Time to hit the goon m8.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:29:35 No.217548

>>217547

I might give you a visit later today mate.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:31:06 No.217549

>>217546

Yep, kids going from school to uni/trades and getting youth allowance.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:33:04 No.217550

How long has it been since rapeneet was here?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:34:01 No.217551

>>217550

He was here last night showing off the Emu Export he bought.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:34:14 No.217552

>>217550

we are all rapeneet

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:45:43 No.217553

>>217546

there just really slow in everything they do m8

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:47:02 No.217554

>>217552

There's a bit of rapeneet in all of us. Or has been.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:48:30 No.217555

>>217554

I've still got about a teaspoon in me.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 02:59:30 No.217556

>>217549

that makes sense

>>217553

Last time I claimed was september 2013 and I was getting paid in about a week or so. I can believe the time of year affects it but I can also believe they've gotten worse with time and cutbacks.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 03:11:45 No.217557

I wonder why long necks are so expensive

For 2 long necks you could buy 6x oetingger tallboys

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 03:18:05 No.217558

>>217556

I think mine took about 4 weeks, that was nov/dec period

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 03:49:54 No.217559

File: f978b922057f2dd⋯.jpg (47.21 KB,599x422,599:422,1480318695067.jpg)

Anyone else here a /perpetual learner/? Mine are gonna fuckin' expire mid year so I'm gonna get off my ass and get my Ps asap. Can't believe I've been a learner for nearly a decade…

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 03:59:09 No.217560

>>217559

I've been a learner for 2 years so not that bad i still have to try and get 120 hours of driving.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:04:16 No.217561

>>217560

Yeah I really should've got mine way back when I turned 21 and didn't need the logbook anymore. Whatevs. At least I'm going to straight to green Ps, which is nice.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:04:55 No.217562

Just put a fuckin' burqua on and get a full license immediately.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:18:57 No.217563

>>217543

These days they use snapchat filters

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:19:26 No.217564

>>217544

Any incest/rape?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:21:08 No.217565

>>217561

If you got your learners back then those rules might not apply to you

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:24:20 No.217566

Decided not to go to Dan's today, I might go on Friday.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:31:06 No.217567

>>217565

Nah, they do apply, there's nothing to the contrary on the vicroads website and I've never heard anything like that.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:32:46 No.217568

File: b9ebcacc6c99f7e⋯.png (598.17 KB,563x402,563:402,ClipboardImage.png)

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:37:59 No.217569

>>217568

Replace Fortran with Dan and Reason with Goon.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:39:05 No.217570

Fuck it, I'm getting a six pack from Dans

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:40:06 No.217571

>>217570

Get me one too please.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:41:40 No.217572

>>217570

Grab me one as well, oh and a pack of jerky as well thanks

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:46:22 No.217573

File: a7a965cb096c949⋯.jpg (76.69 KB,1008x600,42:25,a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>217566

M8, with this sort of attitude, you'll never amount to anything. Now come on, you can do it.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:48:10 No.217574

File: 735cf8b50c51b84⋯.png (380.95 KB,441x469,63:67,735cf8b50c51b847e2caf2ff1b….png)

I wonder if future neet archaelogists will ever dig up the post and the neet who first made Dan a meme

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:48:52 No.217575

Boongs or "youths"

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 04:50:06 No.217576

>>217575

Boongs based on what I saw on Sunrise this morning.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:01:41 No.217577

>>217559

I got my Ps last year after four years of L plates

It was well worth it to finally unlock dan trips

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:22:17 No.217578

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-06/scientists-discover-gigantic-cavity-in-antarctic-glacier/10785282

Do you know what this might mean? if the ice melts and the sea levels rise 65cm.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:29:18 No.217579

>>217578

Pretty bad I guess.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:31:07 No.217580

>>217571

Did that other neet say how long he was going to be getting our 6 packs, I'm getting thirsty

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:31:29 No.217581

>>217579

Worst then that its that Australia will take a lot of Indian/Bangladeshi and other SEA Refugees because they will be displaced by the rising sea levels, most likely.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:32:24 No.217582

>>217581

we could just let them drown

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:32:26 No.217583

>>217581

Meh, cunt's already fucked.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:33:09 No.217584

>>217551

That was NK, knowing the difference could save your bum.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:35:42 No.217585

>>217574

Dan is a bad man.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:36:41 No.217586

>>217578

We finally rid ourselves of the cities.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:41:04 No.217587

>>217580

He did not. I suspect he had no intention of getting us drinks.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:47:32 No.217588

>>217580

I've returned, neither of you specified what you wanted and you should know by now I'm very specific with orders.

It was a bit of a nightmare, a whole bunch of soccer mums in their 4wds at coles/Dans area taking up the road and parking. I finally found a spot which was quite the hike from Dans, I wonder if normal people feel anxiety walking around in public with a 6pack or if thats just a pisshead thing. Good thing the girl at Dans was the one I haven't been served by much.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 05:51:12 No.217589

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>>217588

Dan really needs to start a drive through service, for his more socially awkward customers.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:09:02 No.217590

I'm a few days into having a neet sweat undercarriage and I must say its been pretty good. Esp during sweaty wank sessions.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:14:02 No.217591

Youse cunnos like hawaiin tear and shares or what

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:23:20 No.217592

File: 6b5a4597f0ed57b⋯.png (31.05 KB,203x241,203:241,6b5a4597f0ed57b3305b0875aa….png)

Yes, except for the 'share' part.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:25:10 No.217593

my go-to feed would have to be those $6 bags of frozen dumplings (pork & chives represent) they sell at woolies.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:25:45 No.217594

File: 95e2238b704452a⋯.png (65.57 KB,213x247,213:247,tony.png)

>>217529

racist whitefacing abo

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:26:30 No.217595

Yeah Monk

>>217592

Same except I'm not even an exec, just poor

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:27:47 No.217596

Better get a dozen.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:28:15 No.217597

Anyone failed a uni subject before? How did you feel? What happened after? Have an exam tomorrow and more next week that if I fail I fail the subject.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:31:01 No.217598

I never went to uni but my guess is you'll be >tfw depressed and that you will most likely visit Dan's.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:38:21 No.217599

Yeah, once or twice. It's really something you should avoid, obviously. My units run at like 2.5k each, so thats a bummer. Plus if you're calculating your average grade (for say, an internship) a low mark really brings your average down. The mistake I made not realising this was just dropping the subject during the middle of the semester and getting a 0 because I knew I'd fail, instead of pushing through for at least say a 30. There's actually some really good intern opportunities available and imo thats basically half the reason you'd go to uni, so aim for above the minimum (was 65 for me) for that

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:39:36 No.217600

I am at Cafe de Villi’s.

I have ordered a pie and chips and am presently waiting for the waitress to deliver it to my table.

First impressions are good: the place is neat and tidy, and the staff friendly.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:39:49 No.217601

>>217573

I don't want to go now and just buy a shitty goonbag, Dan, I'd rather wait and buy myself something nicer.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:41:50 No.217602

plumber finally came and unblocked my toilet line, turns out is was shitty contractors and their shitty s bend installation that fucked me since the block was all the way down the line, he had to remove the toilet to get at it and i didnt put anything but toilet paper down it. finally i can take a shit in peace on my own toilet rather than my parents and also i can jerk the salami off again after nearly 5 days.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:42:09 No.217603

Spent the afternoon clearing peppy trees with dad. By some miracle we didn't end up sperging out at each other.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:45:58 No.217604

>>217598

Haven't had a drink this year so may have to start

>>217599

Funnily enough got a internship on short notice and working has screwed up my studying

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:46:00 No.217605

Yeah i failed marketing, it was annoying since i had to do it again but other than that not much happened.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:48:08 No.217606

>tfw never smart enough to go to uni

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 06:59:29 No.217607

>>217606

Go to tafe then.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:08:42 No.217608

Just got a VPN. Should be posting as Singapore now.

Testing.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:09:11 No.217609

Noice, I'll post as Australia in the future though so nobody knows it's me.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:11:58 No.217610

What vpn is it

And why

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:14:58 No.217611

sup gook

Hue you absolute boong

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:20:47 No.217612

File: 8468f39386430bb⋯.png (53.64 KB,300x300,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

File: a0810718d595aa5⋯.png (1.3 MB,1200x800,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217589

Got you covered.

The patrician executives choice.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:21:45 No.217613

>tfw free VPN cos cenno money cant let me be sigoporean

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:21:50 No.217614

Hey this is a comfy country to post from

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:22:49 No.217615

>>217600

>deliver it to my table

I didn't realise it was an actual cafe.

How were they? Get a just baked custard tart or vanilla slice.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:23:38 No.217616

>>217602

Did he put the toilet back or do you now have a squatie-loo

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:24:22 No.217617

>>217614

hook

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:24:34 No.217618

>>217603

I had one cut back heaps a year or so ago and now it's shooting up new ones. There's a couple that I think are connected about 5 metres away.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:25:57 No.217619

>>217604

>may have to start

Then you will fail other classes. I thought grog would make me feel better and for the time I was drunk it did a bit but then I'd feel like shit for the following week and it was only a subtle shit that I can only see now.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:26:53 No.217620

>>217606

Undergrad to an arts course, after the first year you can transfer to lots of other stuff. I was too much of a dumb dumb to work out how to enroll

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:27:18 No.217621

I know.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:28:47 No.217622

>>217620

>art course

Faggot

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:29:06 No.217623

Catch up is complete again. Not a lot worth giving out (You)'s for. It's sort of like some quality poster has not been clocking in.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:29:48 No.217624

>>217622

Everything is an art.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:29:54 No.217625

I'm getting a really sore neck from leaning back in my chair but I didn't get it before now.

Something is happening to me

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:30:26 No.217626

>>217624

Even faggotry?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:30:50 No.217627

>>217625

your turning into the hulk?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:30:54 No.217628

>>217625

You are evolving.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:31:11 No.217629

>>217626

Especially faggotry.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:31:43 No.217630

>>217623

Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

Where are you NK? I wish I could know

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:35:28 No.217631

Just found a report for this >>217085

It has been promoted.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:36:30 No.217632

Probably a dozen or more, not counting high school and TAFE. Actually tended to feel better once I'd known I'd failed than before when I was just worrying about it.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:37:24 No.217633

>>217630

Roses are red

violets are blue.

I cry myself to sleep

masturbating to you.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:38:17 No.217634

File: 9fe54ddb687bbe8⋯.jpeg (22.31 KB,255x144,85:48,2ff73720aa572f983bb70455a….jpeg)

>>217631

why was I reported

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:38:54 No.217635

>>217606

It's overrated anyway particularly if you're an socially withdrawn autist. And if you're going to spend the rest of your life on welfare, why bother getting a degree?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:40:13 No.217636

BAN THE BOONG

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:40:42 No.217637

COZ YA BEING RAYCIS WHOITE CARNT

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:41:24 No.217638

File: 5beb1323f3c14d9⋯.jpg (69.95 KB,640x428,160:107,dr.jpg)

>>217636

wot u say bro

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:41:57 No.217639

post more war rigs

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:42:08 No.217640

File: 4321a6f4a2931f1⋯.png (481.84 KB,634x880,317:440,abbott and goddes.png)

>>217637

FARK YOU, I'Z IZ A BLAKFELLA UN YU IZ A WOIGHT CUNT, I NO YA TRIXS ABBOTT

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:44:38 No.217641

Uni just isn't worth it in general, unless your doing some smarty pants course like law or teaching. Just go to TAFE for the same shit for a tenth of the price. The only difference is that uni holds your hand and forces you to do lots of your own reasearch, which you can do at tafe anyway you just need to get some fucking initiative you worthless NEET

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:44:39 No.217642

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-18/students-lowest-atar-scores-teaching-degree-offers-secret-report/10200666

You should know why.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:45:56 No.217643

>>217641

>smarty pants

>teaching

What?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:48:37 No.217644

>>217643

Why do you hate teachers so much?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:49:35 No.217645

>>217643

I mean proper teaching, like lecturers and private school teachers, the fancy cunts. Sorry I forgot you didn't get past primary school, will try to be more sensitive in the future <3

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:50:45 No.217646

>>217645

You are not a nice NEET.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:51:26 No.217647

>>217644

maybe he was raped by the 60 year old math teacher in the canteen late one stormy wednesday afternoon after he was given detention

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:53:14 No.217648

>>217647

Can you stop slumming it up in Singapore?

youre making me jealous

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:55:41 No.217649

>>217644

>>217645

Its more the fact that this happened.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:55:43 No.217650

>>217648

sorry is this better I should be an aussie again

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:56:19 No.217651

>>217647

is this you hue

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:57:09 No.217652

>>217649

Sounds about right

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 07:57:12 No.217653

>>217651

no, just me shitposting

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:01:00 No.217654

>>217653

NK you boong

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:06:46 No.217655

>>217647

Does he want to talk about it?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:07:26 No.217656

File: 9b45effcc61e87e⋯.png (11.3 KB,447x378,149:126,1503296707001.png)

Every day my gut seems to get a little bigger.

Yesterday was the first time in my life I couldn't see my dick from my normal perspective in the shower.

Each day I grow more powerful

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:12:23 No.217657

>>217656

you should keep /fit/ if you don't want to be a big NEET forever

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:15:03 No.217658

File: 4306087efc02ce4⋯.jpg (19.83 KB,570x318,95:53,pm.jpg)

>>217656

get one of these

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:18:16 No.217659

>>217655

I remember dumpster diving behind the KFC store at joondalup one stormy friday night, I shall never talk about what happened there ..ever

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:18:39 No.217660

>>217658

>pm

ScoMo?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:19:44 No.217661

>>217659

>tfw actually got KFC there a few times when I was a kid

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:21:13 No.217662

Is joondy an expensive suburb?

NKs backyard looks quite nice

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:22:03 No.217663

I think NK is rich

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:23:43 No.217664

Rich NEETs with hot mummybots

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:24:00 No.217665

File: 7fa6a4f21a57124⋯.png (482.01 KB,761x500,761:500,a7079c5f2300b6f19a92521986….png)

Joondy is abo town, they care for their lahnd

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:26:00 No.217666

File: 148f2ea2c77c77a⋯.jpg (65.39 KB,650x366,325:183,vb.jpg)

>>217665

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:27:05 No.217667

You ready for this storm sperg?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:27:27 No.217668

File: 1ffe98ca3c77520⋯.jpeg (7.49 KB,255x143,255:143,1869521be144e8178902963ba….jpeg)

>>217666

thanks satan

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:41:47 No.217669

If you dont know, you should check here or somewhere like it everytime you start ur vpn

http://ipleak.net/

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:46:52 No.217670

No, Ellenbrook is the rich man's town

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:55:06 No.217671

>tfw I live on the corner of Struggle St and No Hope Lane

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:57:19 No.217672

>>217476

Keep up the good work m8

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:57:55 No.217673

>>217671

Only a stroll down to Dan Lane.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:58:39 No.217674

File: bc063407e497ce8⋯.jpg (117.43 KB,649x593,649:593,judgement.jpg)

>>217667

At last, the time of Melbourne's judgement is at hand.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 08:59:58 No.217675

>>217672

That was a late (You), Thanks.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:01:22 No.217676

>>217674

ScoMo you madman, I told you to drown Melbourne and you did it now please stop drowing the place where I was born

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:04:33 No.217677

>>217511

>IKTF

>>217675

It was deserving of it and I wish I could have done it sooner.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:06:50 No.217678

>>217677

You're a good NEET, in tune with the ways of the Gen. The rest of you should take note.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:11:17 No.217679

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:13:24 No.217680

File: fca31b94f7ae73a⋯.jpg (23.03 KB,480x290,48:29,care.jpg)

>>217678

>The rest of you should take note

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:17:11 No.217681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>217680

I'd say taste my balls.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:18:26 No.217682

File: 2241e9f77c98525⋯.jpg (13.47 KB,474x364,237:182,rdc.jpg)

>>217681

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:19:42 No.217683

What a disappointing storm

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:20:00 No.217684

>>217682

You should, it takes all of us to make this board a worthwhile place to be.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:21:51 No.217685

>>217684

>>217682

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:23:18 No.217686

>>217685

Please care. We care about you.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:29:22 No.217687

https://youtu.be/6xAjESD7TbU?t=317

Interrupted bum rash posting, the report states that.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:31:54 No.217688

>>217656

Good work m8.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:33:03 No.217689

>>217688

he will be an Executive very soon

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:34:53 No.217690

>>217689

But why does the picture say in the quote "at last I finally see" when he cannot see his NEET stick anymore?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:36:08 No.217691

>>217678

I try. I hope possum is OK

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:37:12 No.217692

>>217690

*"… truly see"

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:54:17 No.217693

This gave me wood.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 09:56:24 No.217694

File: 64eadfdca2e52c1⋯.jpg (119.8 KB,500x617,500:617,harry.jpg)

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 10:03:03 No.217695

Just had a fantastic wank!

Good night NEETs, I will be thinking of my special, beautiful, loved NEET tonight, his name is (You)!

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 10:03:34 No.217696

>>217667

Yeah should be fine, went up the shops beforehand. Now sitting in my room watching the lightning and playung vidya, I wish I ``did`` go to Dan's for a cask today, since I always find getting on the piss during a storm to be really comfy. It seems to be a nothingburger though.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 10:35:07 No.217697

I started nofap a few months ago.

Instead of fapping each night for 10-20 minutes I now have weekly breakdowns going for several hours in a massive wank binge.

Any advice for self control? Neetdom has been the death of me.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 10:36:05 No.217698

>>217669

Yeah, I know. Cheers mate.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 10:54:27 No.217699

>>217697

the only times i find my willpower to be stronger than my boner is when i am busy and accomplishing goals and shit, apathy breeds degradation and degeneracy.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:05:55 No.217700

>>217699

I'll be back at uni soon that should help. Thanks.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:20:27 No.217701

>>217695

Night mate, I'm off too.

Good night friends.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:41:12 No.217702

>>217697

Continue this trend and just dedicate an entire Sunday to wanking once every few months

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:43:48 No.217703

tbh the visual quality of a backyard usually depends more on the tenants than the price of the property

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:47:11 No.217704

>doing well all january

>gooned and listening to slowcore in the dark like i have for the last 5 days in a row

ill never make it

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:47:51 No.217705

>>217704

February isn't a real month anyway, don't stress

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:55:47 No.217706

>>217703

Are you implying NK is a high class tenant that most land owners would want as a tenant?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:56:49 No.217707

>>217706

Unironically yes. The fact that he owns a whipper snipper and you can see his bedroom floor puts him above most other boongs and bogans

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 11:58:46 No.217708

File: fc4621aee54372d⋯.png (166.86 KB,450x470,45:47,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 90a30d8d785fdee⋯.png (59.32 KB,216x233,216:233,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2227c4270f8a9c2⋯.png (945.28 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217705

It doesn;t even get it's proper star sign.

Scratch that, it's for november and early december, still sort of interesting

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:00:20 No.217709

>>217707

NK the classy boong. Basically just a white cunt.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:00:58 No.217710

>>217709

He's a product of the Stealing Generation

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:04:50 No.217711

>year of the pig

literally living in the age of executives

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:06:33 No.217712

>>217711

Can't wait for the year of the cock

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:17:31 No.217713

>>217615

They even have a liquor license.

It was good. The chips were excellent.

The pie was fresh too.

In all the excitement I forgot to get a drink, so I was very thirsty by I finished welding.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:38:28 No.217714

File: 9ae2de5cf4b7162⋯.png (1.65 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Screenshot_2017-12-09-18-3….png)

Imagine these two fucking

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:41:13 No.217715

>>217714

No

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:47:24 No.217716

File: 048c4e56eb50cec⋯.png (114.64 KB,500x281,500:281,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217714

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 12:48:19 No.217717

>>217716

>the aboriginal womans girlpenis was this big

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 13:25:21 No.217718

>>217715

>>217716

Deadly fuck

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 14:02:57 No.217719

I feel like cruiseys executive mate

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 14:15:38 No.217720

File: 87aa8d5bf4ec5aa⋯.jpg (6.7 KB,227x222,227:222,1549392244171.jpg)

Threw the darts out the window. One last gooning tonight and the ascension begins tomorrow.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 14:26:25 No.217721

>>217720

Have a goon

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 14:29:06 No.217722

>>217721

I'm having one bro

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 14:32:05 No.217723

I wish I weighed 65kg

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 14:36:53 No.217724

I think there is a way out bros

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 17:17:46 No.217725

Time for bed. Night Night NEETs

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 18:13:43 No.217726

Another horrible night's sleep. I don't know what's wrong, but this has been such a stressful week. I'm so alone in my flat that I just get lost in my head. Its not healthy.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 18:55:26 No.217727

>>217726

Fill your life with Dan.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 19:36:26 No.217728

Morning neets.

>I'm so alone in my flat that I just get lost in my head. Its not healthy.

Yeah, I've been suffering from years of this. Anyway, thinking today of going out to watch a movie.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:20:17 No.217729

>>217713

I am impressed by this review. I will go there some time.

How' the first day of the course go?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:21:18 No.217730

File: fd399a21e431ee3⋯.png (583.68 KB,1020x574,510:287,ClipboardImage.png)

>>217728

>>217727

>>217726

Good morning friends.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:23:54 No.217731

Morning, exam in a couple of hours

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:24:32 No.217732

>>217714

Heavy onset of jealousy.

In all honesty, that is almost exactly what I picture NK to look like. His hair's shorter and his face is a bit different, but that's it.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:24:57 No.217733

>>217731

Smash it out mate, you'll do fine.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:26:08 No.217734

>>217719

Stoned?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:32:32 No.217735

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>217731

Don't fall for the last minute study meme - instead head to Dan's, he can help build your confidence.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:33:50 No.217736

>>217720

Good luck buddy.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:34:19 No.217737

>>217731

Wait, it's the barely the start of the academic year, how do you have exams? Is this a summer semester?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:35:10 No.217738

>>217723

What do you weigh?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 20:35:35 No.217739

>>217724

Hmm.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 21:01:21 No.217740

>>217738

105kg

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 21:08:45 No.217741

>>217740

That's barely out of the skellie zone. Get some meat on ya.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 21:28:21 No.217742

>>217740

You should try and set realistic, time appropriate goals.

Like 100 by April, 90 by July etc, or whatever is more realistic for you.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 21:57:58 No.217743

anyone got anything exciting on today?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:02:46 No.217744

>>217743

Nope, You?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:07:19 No.217745

>>217744

same tbh

another day working for minimum wage

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:09:02 No.217746

>>217745

Oh, what job do you have where you earn minimum wage? Is it a packer at a supermarket?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:09:44 No.217747

>>217746

worse

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:10:58 No.217748

>>217747

>worse

Do i want to know?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:21:03 No.217749

File: a6178c84cf05cb7⋯.png (407.12 KB,670x590,67:59,liam.png)

> in the wake of the Neeson’s racially charged comments he recently made during an interview with the Independent. Neeson revealed that he once was hoping to kill some “black bastard” after a friend was brutally raped over 40 years ago.

Hmm, I think I'm gonna go see Cold Pursuit this afternoon.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:29:13 No.217750

>>217749

If he starts a patreon now that his career is over I'll definitely throw a couple of neetbux his way.

Seriously though, fuck all of the people crying about what he said. They totally missed the point of it. I don't know whether it was huge balls that made him say what he did or just a disconnection to how fucking retarded the political climate is.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:38:24 No.217751

Goon morning NEETos

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:49:48 No.217752

>>217735

Dan gives me the confidence to commit rape

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:50:45 No.217753

>>217743

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go buy a coke.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 22:51:45 No.217754

File: b69b9ac471efbb2⋯.jpg (48.31 KB,678x452,3:2,images(37).jpg)

>>217750

>>217749

He's just angry because he wasn't raped himself

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:00:39 No.217755

File: be694938a0a0a40⋯.jpg (133.58 KB,900x900,1:1,DANEET.jpg)

I don't like waking up like this

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:17:25 No.217756

Any of yous cunce have motorcycle licenses? I wanna get mine within a year's time.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:28:45 No.217757

>>217756

nup

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:35:22 No.217758

File: f7045ebc8a6ab2a⋯.jpg (376.17 KB,2184x1080,91:45,107b5fd00e2034d44f11d1b472….jpg)

>>217756

An executive really needs a car or van m8, to haul around himself, his waifui, supples from Dan's and the Colonel's, rape victims, etc.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:35:54 No.217759

>>217720

Have you given in yet?

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:36:36 No.217760

>>217755

Gotta wash them cumdies son

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:37:41 No.217761

File: 1cf795363d0c78c⋯.jpg (820.98 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-02-07 07.36.54.jpg)

7:30 and its already 23

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:39:55 No.217762

>>217761

Nice and toasty warm

im going to fry someone send help and an air conditioner

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:47:44 No.217763

File: 1b24b19a9de00b3⋯.jpg (52.44 KB,350x499,350:499,swampy.jpg)

>>217743

Can't let the day go to waste and idleness. I torrented a copy of Alan Moore's Swamp Thing and have started reading it. Any neets into comics? It always seemed like something I should be into but never got around to doing.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:49:38 No.217764

File: 5ff4237efec7150⋯.jpg (744 KB,1024x1575,1024:1575,goon.jpg)

>>217763

only comic I need

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:51:44 No.217765

>>217764

Quality OC

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:52:08 No.217766

File: f5c4e3046d7fec7⋯.jpg (24.42 KB,470x470,1:1,ic.jpg)

>>217762

here ya go m8, sorry but I can only spare one

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:55:18 No.217767

>>217766

I've actually got a 5 kg pack of ice in the fridge I'm keeping to cool the place down next time the power goes out. And no, you can't have any.

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NEET 02/06/19 (Wed) 23:56:31 No.217768

>>217766

Ok much thanks I'll save it until around lunch time when it will be hottest

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 00:01:18 No.217769

>>217767

Can I have some?

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 00:04:34 No.217770

>>217769

I've just checked it and realised that half of it has slowly melted in the fridge. You can have the melted half.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:00:38 No.217771

>>217759

No I've only just woken up possum

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:02:52 No.217772

>>217771

I've awoken to an ant infestation in the kitchen.

Time for genociding

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:12:13 No.217773

File: 3e20cb24744b02a⋯.jpg (25.37 KB,474x553,6:7,kill.jpg)

>>217772

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:38:24 No.217774

File: 19dd22421c78a7b⋯.jpg (11.08 KB,238x231,34:33,b0eeab64ae42adb3f1193ce8eb….jpg)

G'morning NEETs

I just tried out my buds

First bit I've properly dried

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:41:41 No.217775

>>217729

I shall return there for the remainder of the welding course I think.

The course was good. Mostly the same faces as last time due to the previous course being cancelled. Cute girl with the ridiculous footwear choice was there again with her father. She hasn't learned. She will when we start gasless arc.

Anyway…

Tonight I have some firewall upgrades scheduled for 7.30pm. Work told me to come in at 1pm today in the interests of fatigue management. So last night I got home late from welding and set my alarm for 7am and decided to have a sleep in.

I get up at 7 and am barely one mouthful into my coffee when I get a flurry of phone calls about an expired SSL certificate and inbound email being fucked. I email my manager and tell her what needs to be done and ask her to palm it off to the sysadmin dumb dumbs.

10 minutes later one of them calls me and tells me that my manager told them to get me to fix it.

So I rage drive into work and get that sorted out.

Turns out my colleague who went bananas was notified about the pending expiry weeks ago and ignored it. I had to go through the mail archives looking for his username for the certificate website and then reset his password, but I had to also guess his favourite colour.

Then they tell me to go home.

They also offered to put me up in a hotel for the afternoon but I told them to stop being stupid I've had enough of that for today.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:46:53 No.217776

>>217774

How is it?

I'm eagerly awaiting to hear the total yield

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:48:30 No.217777

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB,210x180,7:6,BoongWizard.png)

>>217776

HE GROWED SUM FUCKIN GOOD POT CUNT

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:50:57 No.217778

>>217776

Sorry m8, boong wizard barged me out of the way.

Yeah, it's really really nice

I'm happy

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:51:10 No.217779

>>217775

How much are those sysadmin dumbies getting paid

How much are you?

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:53:29 No.217780

>>217779

I don't know. More than me in at least a few cases.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:55:38 No.217781

>>217780

I thought you were a sysadmin, have you been tricking us?

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 01:56:07 No.217782

>>217781

I am a cyber security professional, thank you very much.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:01:06 No.217783

>>217756

Yeah, it’s easy af

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:14:44 No.217784

>tfw still no gf

How do I talk to a random girl in the CBD? I'm in Adelaide so the CBD isn't entirely irregulars.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:27:44 No.217785

>>217784

You walk up to a random girl in the CBD and talk to her.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:31:43 No.217786

>>217785

What should I say?

>"Hey, how are you going?"

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:32:40 No.217787

>>217785

Maybe I could show her my (You)s on the neetgen.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:36:32 No.217788

>>217787

I honestly don't know m8.

I only talk to random women at the pub when I'm drunk and it just sort of happens then.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:51:00 No.217789

File: 6f3c8b350b00424⋯.jpg (35.17 KB,379x269,379:269,1502302749001.jpg)

>gf's period is 4 days late

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:58:00 No.217790

27 degrees today in Shitbourne, it's very muggy too, not sure what I'll do today.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:58:18 No.217791

Preggo?

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 02:59:10 No.217792

>>217791

Nah, menopause

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:01:42 No.217793

>>217792

Fuck, how old is she?

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:05:17 No.217794

File: f17e66a7b8202f3⋯.png (34.42 KB,600x700,6:7,d.png)

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:07:44 No.217795

File: c1e1ceaa82863d2⋯.jpg (49.8 KB,600x549,200:183,tw.jpg)

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:13:08 No.217796

Get her up in the stirrups and see what’s going on up there.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:14:15 No.217797

>>217796

That's what got him into trouble in the first place

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:30:36 No.217798

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:31:57 No.217799

He could leave the kid here for the thread to raise.

I'm sure NEETbabby would be a well balanced individual.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:35:37 No.217800

When i went to the supermarket to buy food i wrote a list, yet i still forgot to get some items that where on the list and i looked at it multiple times while at the supermarket. im an idiot.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 03:41:23 No.217801

>>217800

Shhhhh, it's okay neet. It's how you'll get dsp.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 04:18:50 No.217802

Good afternoon NEETs, fucking hot at work today, time to wind down and relax with a treat from the reputable Mr Murphy.

oof

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 04:21:30 No.217803

So it's either gonna be a mulatto or a elliot Rodgers, should fit in well around here

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 04:25:18 No.217804

>>217803

The anglo-sino hyper-race will reign supreme.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 04:44:58 No.217805

Drinking actual coffee for the first time maybe all year. I've had two cups and feel like I'm having a dexxie sesh, feels kinda good

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 04:52:36 No.217806

>>217805

I think I need to cut down on the coffee, I have around 5 cups a day to keep me waging, the trade off is that it raises anxiety.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 04:55:48 No.217807

>>217806

I can have four or five really strong cups and barely feel it anymore. I tried giving up coffee for a month to reset my tolerance but the addiction got the better of me.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:01:19 No.217808

>>217807

I managed to quit coffee about a year ago, the withdrawals were worse than giving up cigarettes, after about a month or two I was a lot more clear and mindful in my thinking but I eventually got back on it just because I like the taste.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:22:20 No.217809

>>217784

Best to get them alone in your van, tied up with rope or tape so there won't be any interruptions.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:23:43 No.217810

>>217808

I have 6 cups a day plus an energy drink plus some dexies. I really need to cut back.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:24:22 No.217811

>>217810

That can't be good for your heart.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:29:43 No.217812

>>217748

>>217747

I want to know and I want to know what minimum wage is.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:31:16 No.217813

Home 2 hours early, I had a meeting that was meant to go for an extra hour sort of near home that I rushed through because she didn't tell anyone that she'd need to be finished by 3:30 to pick up her kid.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:31:48 No.217814

>>217812

It's like $17.50 or $18 an hour

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:36:05 No.217815

>>217813

Always good knocking off early, although I suspect you had to get a lot of stuff done to suite her time schedule.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:37:24 No.217816

File: 493e48faf58491a⋯.jpeg (11.32 KB,184x273,184:273,coldpursuit.jpeg)

Anyway, Cold Pursuit is awfully similar to another Liam Neeson movie from a decade ago, Taken, but instead of frantic pacing and excitement, tries to entertain us with black humour, as Neeson slowly kills one gangster after another, in an effort to get revenge because they killed his kid or something. People who thought Fargo was the greatest movie ever made might like it, but I found it boring.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:38:55 No.217817

Im making Burgers for dinner NEETs, what are you guys having?

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:41:28 No.217818

>>217764

Nice

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:41:29 No.217819

>>217817

Making ginger chicken with rice.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:42:02 No.217820

>>217817

A burger if a friendly NEET offers one.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:42:55 No.217821

>>217817

I haven't decided yet. I've got chicken breast and vegetables, thats it.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:42:59 No.217822

>>217815

Yeah, I took notes and will need to spend probably an hour writing it all up.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:46:15 No.217823

>>217775

>my manager told them to get me to fix it.

Bitch.

Keen on your updates from Villis.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:48:04 No.217824

>>217784

Ask her if she's going to eat all of that.

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NEET 02/07/19 (Thu) 05:49:04 No.217825