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File: 361d0cffd684f02⋯.png (266.83 KB,462x459,154:153,download (34).png)

 No.220837 [Last50 Posts]

Congratulations to our farmer NEET on his bumper crop, enjoy it mate.

OLD: >>220085

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 No.220838

Monash

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 No.220845

File: fc0beb2252f7f2e⋯.jpg (175.37 KB,392x474,196:237,91c03cda1e6a4a125847c6d63f….jpg)

End your lives, drug using degenerates!

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 No.220848

>>220845

Suck my dick, fiery anime girl!

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 No.220849

File: b2ec2c893dc4f6a⋯.jpg (196.71 KB,649x487,649:487,b2ec2c893dc4f6a1b8e56ae1df….jpg)

BAN THE BOONGS!

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 No.220854

File: 245084e299d91d2⋯.png (236.04 KB,680x450,68:45,26667bc71d0c1209dfe522d62f….png)

>>220848

Gay as well? What a complete degenerate.

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 No.220855

>>220845

jokes on you weeb, I am ending my life. One dart at a time.

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 No.220856

>>220837

FarmerNEET will be a valuable asset once we get the NEETcommune up and running.

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 No.220857

>>220845

Will you be my Valentine?

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 No.220858

>>220837

smokin big doinks in unna

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 No.220859

Homo-erotic NEETvalentine engagement.

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 No.220860

Where can a farmer buy his seeds?

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 No.220861

Fuck valentines day. Fuck it in the arse.

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 No.220862

>>220856

can you imagine the crop he could produce on 50 acres for us

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 No.220863

File: a02a8398e24ddc1⋯.jpg (1.45 MB,1530x1080,17:12,Shoebill 002.jpg)

>>220857

No.

>>220855

Do it faster.

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 No.220864

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 No.220865

>>220856

I'm formally applying as product tester.

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 No.220866

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 No.220867

>>220862

It would make us wealthy enough to lobby the government to legalise cannabis.

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 No.220868

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 No.220869

>>220860

A farmer plants his seed into the nearest Boong woman

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 No.220870

>>220863

Why not?

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 No.220871

Has Cheesey really disappeared from his discord?

Is he okay?

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 No.220872

how many fellow wizards are here?

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 No.220873

File: cbb452a5d2c3db2⋯.png (1.04 MB,1296x1746,72:97,Maho 053 E.png)

>>220870

I'm a boy, I am not gay and I don't like you.

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 No.220874

>>220856

Cant wait to hear about his police raid at some point.

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 No.220875

>>220872

Magic isn't real.

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 No.220876

>>220871

did he ever find out why that girl dumped him?

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 No.220877

>>220873

Not using an Oxford

Comma is gay.

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 No.220878

>>220876

Apart from her being a sixteen year old drama queen?

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 No.220879

>>220845

Fuck off nofun, heroin is probably better for you then nip cartoons

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 No.220880

File: b953e1c58ef9a55⋯.gif (1.47 MB,257x193,257:193,dart.gif)

>>220863

sure thing senpai

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 No.220881

>>220876

She was crazy, insane, ect, that's why she dumped him.

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 No.220882

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 No.220883

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 No.220884

>>220874

How much weed do you have to be growing to get the attention of the cops though?

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 No.220885

>>220882

>Police arrested a 64-year-old Briagolong man at the scene.

OldNEET?

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 No.220886

>>220885

retiredNEET

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 No.220887

>>220884

Dunno. Documenting everything online probably isn’t that wise, nor the $10k stuff

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 No.220888

File: 12a17ca71998a7d⋯.jpg (7.92 KB,250x238,125:119,skeptical.jpg)

I finally got around to measuring my height today, and came up with 184cm or 72.5 inches.

It says that's 6ft, but there's no way I'm 6ft. I feel shorter than everyone else honestly, then I did some more calculations via gewgle trying 182cm to see if I was mistaken somehow, and it says that's 5'9, but then it jumps to 6ft with 183cm. Wtf? I thought there were 12 inches to a foot, but then if its 10 inches and I measure 72.5 inches I'm 6'2, but google still says I'm 6'

I don't get this shit at all

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 No.220889

>>220887

he is now farmerNEET

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 No.220890

>>220888

Last time I went to the doctors, I came in at 181cm

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 No.220891

>>220888

Yeah I get the same with IQ, one test is like 136 then the other is like 135-149 or even 149+

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 No.220892

>>220888

It is 6 feet and some decimals

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 No.220893

>go to take a shit

>turns out i only needed to fart

>albeit the kind of fart for which one needs to sit on the toilet to release in order to keep one's underpants and probably also trousers clean

a net victory.

what did you accomplish today, neets?

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 No.220894

>>220891

There’s different systems and a bunch of bullshit online

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 No.220895

>>220893

I scored an extra burger from McDonald's.

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 No.220896

>>220895

dumpster or legitimate?

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 No.220897

>>220894

I figure it's a scam, give you a high score on the free test so you buy the full test from them. Hence we have a bunch of clearly moronic redditors roaming around like they are king nerd.

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 No.220898

>>220890

My doctor's height thing measured me at about 15cm less than my actual height. I told him it was fucked and he'd probably fucked up the bmi calculations of all his patients because of it but he chose to just not believe me and imagine I wanted to be taller or something.

I never went back to that doctor but if I had I planned to take a tape measure in to show him how his was fucked.

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 No.220899

>>220896

Legitimate. I ordered a double quarter pounder, but they gave me a regular quarter pounder. I call them up and then went back and got my double quarter pounder.

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 No.220900

>>220892

Then where is the 5'10 and 5'11?

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 No.220901

>>220900

72 inches is 6 feet.

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 No.220902

>>220886

Retired from a hard life of being on welfare his entire life.

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 No.220903

>>220897

i don't know why they would even bother. the dunning kruger effect is immune to empirical measurement.

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 No.220904

>>220898

The dumb dumb probably didn’t note where his measure starts. Some of those wall charts start at one or two feet and expect you to hang them at the right height.

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 No.220905

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 No.220906

File: d26d0a77427ca91⋯.png (11.65 KB,724x390,362:195,WAT.png)

>>220901

IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

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 No.220907

>>220900

5’10 = (5x12) +10 = 70 inches = 70 x 2.54 cm

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 No.220908

>>220906

Dumb dumb. .9 of a foot isn’t the same as 9 inches.

Fucking neets

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 No.220909

>>220906

five feet nine inches is not the same as 5.9 feet. You are getting your measures mixed up.

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 No.220910

Imperial measurements were a mistake.

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 No.220911

I'm 193cm, never had anyone compliment my height and girls certainly dont give a fuck. 182/6ft is probably ideal.

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 No.220912

File: d4b8e7690304005⋯.jpg (50.49 KB,446x400,223:200,shom.jpg)

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 No.220913

HEY HEY POSSUM

Are NK's poos improving?

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 No.220914

>>220910

They're fucking fine. Dipshits assuming everything is base 10 is the problem.

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 No.220915

>>220906

182/2.54 = 71.53 = 5'11.53"

183/2.54 = 72.05 = 6'0.05"

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 No.220916

>>220911

>tfw 181cm

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 No.220917

I'm 5'6 or 5'7 but I can fucking convert units correctly.

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 No.220918

Do normalfags in Australia celebrate Valentine's Day or is it yank shit like Halloween?

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 No.220919

>>220918

Like just about every public holiday, it's fucking lonely.

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 No.220920

>>220918

There were cunts all over the mall today carrying roses. Took me a while to figure it out.

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 No.220921

>>220918

it's wank shit is what it is

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 No.220922

The fat girl at Subway asked what I was up to today. Clearly desperate for some attention on this particular day.

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 No.220923

>>220919

but every day is a public holiday for the neet

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 No.220924

>>220906

Forget that retarded burger measurement system, I've got a bunch of imperial sockets and spanners in my toolbox that make absolutely no sense to me, they're all in quarters and halves of inch measurements, I've only used them maybe like two or three times on retarded burgerclap cars like Jeeps and Chryslers.

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 No.220925

File: b8ede79ee4a102f⋯.png (12.13 KB,705x377,705:377,DUOBLEWAT.png)

>>220908

I seriously don't get this, wtf

Its 12 inches every foot right? And measurements go from 5'0 to 5'11" (when it reaches 5'12" it just rounds back to 6'0), how the fuck can .9 not be the 9 inches? IT DOESNT ADD UP, it completely skips 2 whole inches from 71" to 72" when you just do the conversion from INCHES TO FEET

WTFFFFFFFFFF

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 No.220926

>>220922

No one ever asks how I am.

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 No.220927

>>220918

my uncle used to own a Florist shop, and he used to have to employ an extra 4 or so people just for deliveries for Valentines day

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 No.220928

>>220922

you should have raped her

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 No.220929

>>220925

Cuz then it would go 5.9, 5.10, 5.11, which doesn't make sense.

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 No.220930

>>220922

You should ask her out.

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 No.220931

>>220925

12 inches in a foot. Think of the .9 as 90% of a foot. 0.9 x 12inches = 10.8inches

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 No.220932

>>220922

She wanted you to be her valentine, a missed opportunity.

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 No.220933

>>220925

I think you're trolling, or dumb even by neet standards, but..

>Its 12 inches every foot right?

yes

>And measurements go from 5'0 to 5'11" (when it reaches 5'12" it just rounds back to 6'0),

5'12 is the same as 6'0. Nobody says x'12.

>how the fuck can .9 not be the 9 inches?

You're assuming a foot has 10 inches here.

0.9 x 12 inches = 10.8 inches.

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 No.220934

>>220926

ah……. so how u goin?

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 No.220935

>>220918

I remember in Year 12 it was a huge deal, they decked out the entire year 12 room in pink and red and had people send cards and pin them onto people's lockers, but made sure everyone got at least one, I got one while others got shitloads.

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 No.220936

>>220934

Good thanks

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 No.220937

>>220936

Are you that depressed NEET?

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 No.220938

>>220930

The cute girl next to her told her what dressing I have on today's particular sub.

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 No.220939

>>220937

I'm not depressed, I'm on the spectrum

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 No.220940

>>220939

That's good. Have a wank

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 No.220941

>>220938

>cute girl

You need to lower your standards to someone more appropriate.

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 No.220942

>>220940

Alright

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 No.220943

>>220941

But the cute girl knows my very predictable ways.

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 No.220944

>>220925

sorry to make you feel bad, but how does it feel to be sub 100iq?

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 No.220945

>>220943

The fat girl could have crushed you.

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 No.220946

Being a regionalNEET and travelling to the Monash Clayton campus, I feel like a fish out of water. Anyone know this feel?

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 No.220947

>>220945

The cute one is small enough I could probably pick her up by the throat and throw her across teh room.

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 No.220948

>>220947

Sounds like someone needs to have a wank

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 No.220949

>>220948

I'm saving myself for my trip to Canberra. Canberra NEET is buying me McDonalds. He promised.

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 No.220950

>>220946

Floppy but brief

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 No.220951

>>220949

I've heard that Canberra is very dire place.

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 No.220952

>>220949

Just the one store?

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 No.220953

File: d6a870b7da86eb5⋯.png (339.84 KB,697x443,697:443,boomerbraniac.png)

>>220931

But foot measurements don't stop at .9, they go up to .12, there are 12 inches to a foot so why does every conversion site measure it as 90% of a ft? WHY the fuck wouldn't they just do it the normal way by doing it from 0-12? Wtf is 71 inches then if its 5 feet and 90% of a foot? It can't be 5'9 clearly, since that's wrong

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 No.220954

>>220953

Just forget about imperial, it's a meme anyways

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 No.220955

>>220946

Yeah, campuses and cities are weird places full of gooks

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 No.220956

>>220953

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

ALL YOU ARE SEEING IS A COMPUTER GOING 71 / 12 AND RETURNING THE FUCKING DECIMAL NUMBER LIKE A CALCULATOR WOULD. TRY IT ON YOUR PHONE.

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 No.220957

>>220949

When will you be here?

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 No.220958

File: 1a3408ba567d959⋯.jpg (57.52 KB,700x706,350:353,a5bpryN_700b.jpg)

The neet compound will have a height measurement chart deliberately set a few inches low to flatter manlet neets

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 No.220959

>>220946

you qualify for max youth allowance then if your parents arent rich. I got $525/fortnight during university, even managed to save some of it. You can live neet 99% of the time while studying, just cram for exams, it is seriously comfy.

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 No.220960

>>220958

>tfw 183

kek

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 No.220961

>>220957

Arriving early AM Thursday 14 March, departing Sunday morning.

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 No.220962

>>220946

Did ya see the synchrotron?! Does the synchrotron even still exist? I haven't been out there in years.

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 No.220963

>>220958

>tfw 178cm

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 No.220964

>>220961

I'll keep an eye out.

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 No.220965

>>220953

I dont think you understand how a decimal point works because .9 is higher then .11

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 No.220966

Normal Council meeting agenda has been suspended tonight. We will instead be having a remedial math lesson.

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 No.220967

>>220956

>>220965

BUT WHY IS IT DOING IT IN DECIMALS?

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 No.220968

>>220962

i saw the menzies building and went to the campus centre building

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 No.220969

>>220967

Burger numerals.

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 No.220970

>>220967

Because if you're just doing a conversion to metric or whatever you don't care about feet and inches as separate entities.

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 No.220971

>>220959

I got an equity scholarship from Monash valued at $4000, it's not much but it will help. I'm also aiming to get on the DSP.

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 No.220972

>>220966

Penis measurements in decimals and fractions.

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 No.220973

Inches is a sexually-connoted unit of measurement.

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 No.220974

>>220967

Decimals are the superior system

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 No.220975

When I am trying to visualise something described as being so many inches long my starting point is always the knowledge that a dick is 6 inches long. So I tend to think of things in terms of how many dicks long they are.

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 No.220976

>>220975

Inches is a sexually-connoted unit of measurement.

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 No.220977

>>220975

Switch to football ovals at some point or it will take you too long to snipe somebody if you're calculating how many dick lengths they are away.

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 No.220978

>>220977

Or he can get a bigger dick

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 No.220979

>>220977

Swimming pools of semen.

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 No.220980

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 No.220981

I have been home for some time but fell in to a depraved (You)coma.

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 No.220982

>>220981

have a wank

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 No.220983

I am still catching up but there are many posts.

>>220713

They look very nice, you stressed for no reason.

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 No.220984

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 No.220985

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 No.220986

>>220982

I am having a binge.

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 No.220987

>>220983

Maybe don't do a catch up. He has been very rude to you.

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 No.220988

>>220983

I cut off half the post.

Did you shuck them fast or slow?

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 No.220989

>>220986

alright, but have a wank

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 No.220990

>>220984

You would be dead.

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 No.220991

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 No.220992

>>220987

Has he just? I have only gone through a couple posts so far.

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 No.220993

>>220990

It's accurate. Plug in 5'6 and 286 lbs.

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 No.220994

>>220720

Oh my. OH MY.

What a heavenly amount of (You)'s.

OH MY

Dan should be banned, fuck him.

You should chastise him in front of his peers.

I am in the mood for a good ol' shuckin'.

My walls have a big crack in them too. I think the foundation is broken.

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 No.220995

>>220722

I must've been good.

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 No.220996

This is as far as I have caught up. I am already naked and eating a hamburger and been here for about half an hour.

This is a lot of (You)'s.

>>220728

This is almost too much. I don't think I can handle this (You) onslaught.

Things were that bad.

They do deserve my scorn, you are right. But I can't stay mad at the friendly little NEETies.

I am a drama queen. Was it really only one or two other NEETs?

I did not take a picture because my master plan failed and I was filled with shame

I now understand.

>Very erotic.

I know how to please my constituency.

>mutiny

Absolute chaos.

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 No.220997

>>220994

>t. Craig

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 No.220998

>>220996

>(you) overdose

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 No.220999

>>220987

>He has been very rude to you.

I was not.

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 No.221000

>>221000

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 No.221001

>>221000

Well done.

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 No.221002

>>221001

Thanks

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 No.221003

>>220999

We will see. I am having a hard time getting through all these (You)'s. I think I have just found my limit.

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 No.221004

>>221002

You stealing black cunt.

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 No.221005

>>221003

Maybe you and decimalNEET could teach each other reading and numbers.

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 No.221006

Just had a fantastic wank.

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 No.221007

Me? More of a rational man myself

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 No.221008

>>221006

Just had a fantastic binge.

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 No.221009

>>220730

>sunscreen

Then there is no need for the soothing lotion.

>escapist fantasies

The city rots your soul.

I spent half an hour on the phone today with an OT who works up north and how she operates.

I called her to see if she could see a participant who lives out of the city.

She said she couldn't and then recommended me a bunch of OT's that might be able to.

We proceeded to have a long discussion about how the support providers in the city will just say yes, sign people up to their service, then make them wait months to get assessed because they are over booked.

She is an awesome lady. Pretty hot too.

>drama queen.

Well I never.

>piss off you autistic clown

bit rude, what if it was truly stressful for him?

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 No.221010

>>221005

literacy and numeracy*

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 No.221011

>>220731

Thank you for pointing that out.

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 No.221012

>>220732

HAH!!!

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 No.221013

>>221009

What participants and what support providers?

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 No.221014

>>220733

>What a beautiful banner.

Thank you, it could've been better but the basic idea was good.

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 No.221015

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 No.221016

>>221008

How did you handle the mess? Mine took three tissues.

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 No.221017

>>221016

I ejaculate onto the inside of my t-shirt

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 No.221018

>>221017

It shot far and hit my shirt.

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 No.221019

>>220983

>you stressed for no reason

No I had good reason and still do. I will end up getting some cobs but the plants didn't grow to their full height and I only got one or maximum two cobs on each plant, and many of them are undersized.

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 No.221020

>>221018

The trick is to wank so much that it just seeps out

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 No.221021

>>220988

I shucked fast and then slow and then fast again.

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 No.221022

>>220992

Do not believe his lies.

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 No.221023

>>220995

You are always good.

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 No.221024

>>221019

plant earlier, improve the soil and plenty of water

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 No.221025

>>220996

>Was it really only one or two other NEETs?

Just Monaro really and one or two others who chimed in occasionally to cause trouble. But it was really mostly a massive Monaro spergout.

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 No.221026

>>221003

Your tolerance lowered because you had been starved while I was gone. They are all so niggardly with (you)s. They don't even bother to praise OC and banners. They are wicked and evil people.

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 No.221027

File: 30cc5216a91d5cd⋯.jpg (121.14 KB,600x300,2:1,Dans lips.jpg)

File: 595cdb79a79b133⋯.jpg (133.44 KB,489x600,163:200,Money On Dan.jpg)

File: 5c0f91f12588b5b⋯.jpg (141.41 KB,600x497,600:497,No Dan.jpg)

File: e2af8fd9f9cae0c⋯.jpg (320.9 KB,511x783,511:783,Dan help.jpg)

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 No.221028

>>221009

>bit rude, what if it was truly stressful for him?

He tried to start a board split over nothing. I have no sympathy for him.

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 No.221029

>>221027

Dan's liquids are the only thing that can bring those cunts back to life.

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 No.221030

>>221022

You're probably going back and editing your posts as we speak (post).

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 No.221031

>>221027

kek, whats wrong with those women in that first photo

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 No.221032

>>221031

temperance movement lezzos

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 No.221033

>>221031

I dont know

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 No.221034

>>220737

>actual peas and they sprout

Yeah, that's already started. I need to go and water it in a minute. I'll take a couple pics. The capsicums have grown and the lettuce is bigger.

>It is going to take me ages.

Penance for leaving us.

>Excellent banner mate.

Isn't it aye, that NEET really out did himself. I was very impressed.

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 No.221035

>>221031

Sobriety Sydrome.

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 No.221036

>>220740

>LOL

Yeah. Some things really can't be helped.

>He just keeps going.

The brainlet NEETs are a fragile, vulnerable breed. They can't help it.

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 No.221037

>>221028

yeah he didnt think, thought, still thinks he knows whats best for people when he actually has no idea

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 No.221038

>>221027

Absolutely correct on all fronts. Dan rots our society.

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 No.221039

>>220741

>Very well ordered

Calms my tism.

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 No.221040

>>221027

Worrying anti-Dan propaganda.

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 No.221041

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 No.221042

>>221031

That is what a proper woman looks like.

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 No.221043

>>220744

>I will not.

I.. I was lonely.

>#MeToo'ed

Maybe. There have been multiple instances of being on the line between naive flirting and down right obvious.

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 No.221044

>>221030

Edited posts get a little thingy at the bottom saying they were edited and when.

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 No.221045

>>221044

Not when Juden Law does it.

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 No.221046

>>221043

>flirting and down right obvious

Why do you do it?

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 No.221047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.221048

>>220745

>"junior pie"

I have never heard of these.

>embittered.

Sweeten up sugarplum

>There is no hope for them.

You don't really mean that.

I need to have a break.

This is too much. I am puffed out from the (You)'s.

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 No.221049

Gin and tonic.

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 No.221050

>>221045

That is false. Stop spreading Jewish lies.

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 No.221051

>>221050

The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

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 No.221052

>>221048

>>"junior pie"

>I have never heard of these.

At my school they were called "little pies" (as opposed to "big pies").

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 No.221053

File: ebda6e7a994a10b⋯.jpg (67.67 KB,413x478,413:478,dan1.jpg)

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 No.221054

File: 1895ec559f198d4⋯.png (217.12 KB,1135x1100,227:220,pie.png)

>>221052

Balfours' web site says they still make them. the pastry on them used to taste so good. I would have two for lunch.

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 No.221055

>>221054

Yeah Mummybot would get me a big pie and a little pie when I had a lunch order sometimes. That's them.

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 No.221056

Do petrol stations sell cigars? Need to know

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 No.221057

>>221056

Some might. Wouldn't bet my life on it though.

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 No.221058

>>221056

one of the local ones used to sell the small ones

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 No.221059

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Too bad she can't keep time.

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 No.221060

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Possum is back.

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 No.221061

>>220913

I haven't been clicking on them and don't plan to ever again.

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 No.221062

>>221060

That is cultural appropriation.

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 No.221063

Possum is black.

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 No.221064

>>221061

>ever again

Thank you.

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 No.221065

>>221063

Only his heart.

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 No.221066

>>221059

Banjos kind sound like those asian guitar/violin things

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 No.221067

>>221063

Possum is Jack Black

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 No.221068

File: dbc9afff38f6874⋯.jpg (18.69 KB,236x236,1:1,vd.jpg)

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 No.221069

>>221067

We wish.

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 No.221070

>>221066

When she was adjusting the tuning while the string was reverberating, sure.

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 No.221071

>>221068

That's kind.

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 No.221072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

No tamborine girl to crush my head between her thighs.

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 No.221073

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 No.221074

>>221073

like decimalNEET

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 No.221075

File: b764cb6a6a4984d⋯.jpg (55.58 KB,940x520,47:26,wqm.jpg)

>>221072

she would

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 No.221076

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Throwing Possum a welcome home party even though he hates us.

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 No.221077

File: 9e9dacc6e9b21f5⋯.jpg (74.91 KB,566x413,566:413,b.jpg)

>>221076

>even though he hates us

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 No.221078

Got a call back from a real estate company today, going to look at a few apartments next week with them. Most of them are around $200 and seem pretty good

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 No.221079

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 No.221080

>>221078

Good on you mate. Next you need to get yourself a gf.

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 No.221081

>>221078

How much is the bond?

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 No.221082

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 No.221083

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 No.221084

>>221081

Around 780-800, I'd still have plenty of money left over to replace the astra even after I buy a new fridge/bed/washing machine/cumdies.

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 No.221085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.221086

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.221087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have always liked this Bond theme.

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 No.221088

>>221084

I hope you keep those pillows. A lot of history exists in them.

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 No.221089

>>221087

Jayne Seymour was nice back then too.

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 No.221090

>>221087

All the nogs from that film are dead now.

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 No.221091

>>221087

One of the few Bond movies where 007 owns a negress.

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 No.221092

File: 8111b94cdfaacfc⋯.jpg (182.23 KB,596x283,596:283,8111b94cdfaacfc83b50879c21….jpg)

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 No.221093

>>221091

You're not mixing it up with the Grace Jones one? A View to a Kill I think.

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 No.221094

>>221093

oh no, Gloria Hendry was in LALD.

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 No.221095

>>221093

Bond has actually owned multiple negresses.

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 No.221096

>>221095

and that weird Gook/Latino/Nigger-lookin one he blows up.

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 No.221097

>>221084

Are you going hold it in for days to christen the shitter?

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 No.221098

>>221095

There's that one called Thumper (she's the sidekick of Bambi) in Diamonds are forever, Grace Jones in A View to a Kill has already been mentioned, as has the one in Live and Let Die. In the 21st century he got Halle Berry and that dumb british negress.

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 No.221099

>>221096

Bond appreciates women of all ethnicities, he is a melting pot of friendship and happiness.

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 No.221100

>>221098

>In the 21st century he got Halle Berry and that dumb british negress.

These ones didn't happen. Flemming certainly didn't write them.

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 No.221101

>>221099

He's actually a racist homophobe in the books.

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 No.221102

>>221101

All good characters need flaws.

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 No.221103

File: 015c781ab6736b5⋯.jpg (62.58 KB,480x480,1:1,client-small-dan-murphys.jpg)

>>221027

Mate I'm just an intermediary, I'm in no way responsible for the actions or lack thereof, of my fine customers.

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 No.221104

>>221102

It wasn't a flaw, he was just a man's man.

I don't tie a Windsor knot because Bond mistrusted people who wore them. The four-in-hand is good enough.

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 No.221105

File: 3ad1fe2311328cf⋯.jpg (21.41 KB,250x394,125:197,bond.jpg)

>>221102

And what flaws does Bond have that could balance out his meritous virtues of racism and homophobia?

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 No.221106

>>221105

Misogyny

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 No.221107

File: a0b188957f5700a⋯.gif (417.59 KB,220x264,5:6,sassy.gif)

>>221106

MMMMMMMMMHHHHHMMM

AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY(wo)men to THAT, SISTAH!

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 No.221108

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 No.221109

>>220761

>You should have danced.

Were you that old coot?

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 No.221110

>>220764

>a little dent in it

Do you use it? You should.

>I would never think less of you.

I don't know if I can believe that.

>Salt malnutrition

.

>Very impressive.

It's coming along.

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 No.221111

>>220770

>You pronounce commune wrong.

You pronounce commune wrong.

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 No.221112

>>220771

Bueno. You did very well.

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 No.221113

>>221110

I haven't used the Weber in over a year. It is just too much hassle. Plus you have to cook outside so all the neighbours know what you are doing.

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 No.221114

>>221109

>Were you that old coot?

In spirit.

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 No.221115

>>220775

>Russell Crowe

I watched that a while ago. It was better than this one.

>

You didn't tell me.

>how aggressive

Not that much, it just detailed why I had no time. I let him work out why I was doing everything.

>Concerning developments.

I am doing my job well and I think the ceo knows that, the other manager likes that the girls kiss his arse so he can have that and I will just avoid him and them when I can. I am still nice and courteous to them all. but fuck em.

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 No.221116

>>221111

You have to say it like communism.

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 No.221117

>>220783

>I care. I value you.

You are a niceNEET

>It is more like 10.

You need to stay away from the mod page.

>I am glad things are getting seen to mate

I will call them tomorrow if they don't send me the confirmation that they have paid the crash repairer.

>They have no gratitude.

They don't understand what you have done for them.

>>220784

It is, you all should've gave him more (You)'s.

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 No.221118

>>220785

>Worrying.

It is.

>>220786

Please remain civil.

>>220787

>>no wicked wings

I know.. I know.

>you think I am gone?

They will understand his divine humour. You are biased because it was something you liked.

>concerning talk

No, I felt like that was in good taste.

>>220793

It is but if we don't other NEETs wont.

All NEETs have a duty to participate in comfy catch up.

>>220833

I often feel it before I realise it. He brings with him a shit vibe.

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 No.221119

That was an exhausting catch up.

Now just another 270 posts.

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 No.221120

I am going to bed.

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 No.221121

>>221119

Don't over do it.

>>221120

Goodnight.

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 No.221122

>>221120

I hope you dream of Dan and all his flavoured Goon

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 No.221123

>>221110

>I don't know if I can believe that.

It probably wasn't true but it felt like the right thing to say. I do try not to be judgemental. I try.

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 No.221124

>>221118

>Please remain civil

What the fuck did you just say to me?

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 No.221125

>>221122

Flavoured goon is for girls.

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 No.221126

>>220966

I have no idea what is going on in those maths pics other NEET is posting.

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 No.221127

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 No.221128

>>221127

Healthy.

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 No.221129

>>221013

Autism and OT

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 No.221130

>>221019

They were fine, they looked very nice.

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 No.221131

>>221021

You work in the opposite way i do.

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 No.221132

There's always more to discover

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 No.221133

>>221023

You are.

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 No.221134

>>221025

We have come to an arrangement. He is a good lad

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 No.221135

>>221026

I have had more (You)'s today than ever before.

I don't like that they don't praise OC.

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 No.221136

>>221027

Very nice, Dan is a bad man.

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 No.221137

I had two great revelations today:

1. Minute steak + tin tomato + mozzarella cheeze = almost parmigiana

2. The dish scrubbing brush has a scraper on the other side of it

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 No.221138

>>221028

He's alright, he did it because he wanted to save the board. His intentions were pure even though his actions were monaro

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 No.221139

>>221046

Same reason anyone does.

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 No.221140

>>221129

I'm on the spectrum, I was diagnosed at age 7.

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 No.221141

>>221131

I hope that won't be a problem when we work together.

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 No.221142

>>221113

Do you worry they will be envious?

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 No.221143

>>221116

How do I say it?

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 No.221144

>>221120

Good night.

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 No.221145

>>221135

This masterpiece >>216697 only got one (you). They are horrible people and they will not reform.

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 No.221146

>>221143

You say it like communion.

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 No.221147

>>221141

I like syncopated rhythms.

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 No.221148

>>221146

That's the same.

Unless I'm saying communism wrong?

??

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 No.221149

>>221137

Take the extra two mins to egg wash and crumb it and you’ll have the real deal.

Alternatively a light dusting of flour and some Pinot Grigio in the pan and you have scalopini

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 No.221150

>>221142

I worry they will know I am an unemployed NEET cooking himself $40 joints of meat in the middle of a workday.

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 No.221151

>>221145

That was a masterpiece.

Which NEET made it?

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 No.221152

>>221150

NEETlyfe.

Be proud.

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 No.221153

>>221122

Palindrome

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 No.221154

>>221149

This is good advice.

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 No.221155

>>221147

Negro sex music underpinnings

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 No.221156

>>221148

Someone else will have to try and explain it to you.

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 No.221157

Just saw a MAX ad on TV

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 No.221158

>>221149

Very fancy.

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 No.221159

>>221151

I think it was Monaro.

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 No.221160

>>221159

Repentance.

He is a good NEET.

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 No.221161

>>221152

You know the shame bites deep.

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 No.221162

>>221160

HE was probably making it for his split board.

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 No.221163

>tfw your 1st valentines day in years with a partner was completely uneventful

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 No.221164

>>221162

That reminds me, is the Jew posting ban still in effect?

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 No.221165

>>221163

What did you gift her?

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 No.221166

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 No.221167

>>221149

>egg wash and crumb it

Makes a lot of mess.

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 No.221168

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>221161

Be proud.

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 No.221169

>>221163

So ronery

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 No.221170

>>221165

Got her some flowers delivered this morning, but tbh it's not her fault, she's done in her lower back or something, sciatica I think the Dr said, it was a hell of a day yesterday though, I had to call an ambo for her when I got home from work.

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 No.221171

>>221166

Good. I don't really want to, I just don't like censorship.

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 No.221172

>>221171

A community is better with rules and standards. With no censorship at all everything becomes /b/.

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 No.221173

>>221167

How are you going to get to Flavour Town if you don’t make a mess occasionally?

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 No.221174

>>221171

You're not allowed to say that.

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 No.221175

>>221170

>I had to call an ambo for her

Crikey.

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 No.221176

>>221097

I'm gonna eat a whole tub of metamucil

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 No.221177

>>221176

That will have the opposite effect

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 No.221178

>>221172

Agree to disagree.

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 No.221179

>>221173

The NEET way is to bypass flavour town and just go straight to crude fat sugar and salt convenience town.

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 No.221180

>>221178

I don't agree to that.

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 No.221181

>>221175

She was in a huge amount of pain and couldn't move, I tried to carry her out to the car to take her to hospital but it was too painful, anyway the paramedics came, they then sent over some other specialist paramedic who can prescribe can give pain killers so she didn't have to go to hospital.

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 No.221182

>>221181

Has this happened to her before?

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 No.221183

>>221180

Fuck you.

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 No.221184

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How do you become a confident, charismatic fat man instead of a shamed one?

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 No.221185

File: 19ff864acdfdb74⋯.jpg (437.1 KB,780x1098,130:183,Saddam_Hussein_1979.jpg)

Got to Dans at 10 to 9 tonight, dressed up in my ladidah office wear. Bet the fuck head judgemental cashier Braydon was regretting his life choices tonight!

HAHAHAHA

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 No.221186

>>221184

When you find out let me know

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 No.221187

>>221184

The clothes maketh the man.

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 No.221188

>>221182

1st time, it's got something to do with the lower back muscles and discs pressing on the sciatic nerve which causes all kinds of problems, but it eventually sorts it's self out apparently.

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 No.221189

>>221181

So she has shagger’s back?

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 No.221190

Feeling like I have just enough left in the tank to go to the gym tonight, then it's off to sleep, got an interview tomorrow so should rest up. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.221191

>>221187

That just makes you a cringe fatty in a fedora.

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 No.221192

>>221189

Maybe, I feel bad if that's the case.

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 No.221193

>>221191

He means a wife beater, footy shorts and thongs

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 No.221194

>>221193

Traditional NEET attire

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 No.221195

>>221193

+meat pie

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 No.221196

Had 2 (two) regular cigars.

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 No.221197

having a coopers green top bros

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 No.221198

>>221196

weber?

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 No.221199

Ate way too much pizza and now I'm physically uncomfortable

How do you execs do it

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 No.221200

>>221199 (fucking nice digits)

It is impossible to not eat an entire pizza. You need a small one.

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 No.221201

>>221199

Execs have extra stomach chambers, kind of like cows.

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 No.221202

>>221197

I'm on the blues

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 No.221203

>>221200

For real. I've just had a tallboy and I'm sitting here almost in a coma

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 No.221204

>>221203

have a wank

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 No.221205

>>221204

>>221203

better yet, have a rape

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 No.221206

>>221199

The stomach stretches over time and the mind becomes more and more addicted to the fat and sugar and craves it.

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 No.221207

>>221206

I've noticed that when I've been on antidepressants I've gained weight

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 No.221208

>>221207

for me it was anti-psychotics, I gained a noticeable amount

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 No.221209

>>221208

Which ones? I'm on those

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 No.221210

>>221208

That is very common for people on anti-psychotics.

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 No.221211

I am up late watching wrestling videos on YouTube.

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 No.221212

>>221208

>>221209

>>221210

Particularly seroquel, it causes lots of weight gain

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 No.221213

>>221209

Olanzapine

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 No.221214

>>221210

I stopped taking all my meds around August cold turkey. lost all the weight which is a bad thing for me, I typically don't eat much. This year I started doing basic exercise and I'm eating more, slowly gaining it back.

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 No.221215

File: 13b0d6f71cee62e⋯.jpg (849.7 KB,4032x3024,4:3,mmbs7vse4qe21.jpg)

I am off to bed. Good night to my syncopated NEET.

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 No.221216

>>221214

I wish I could lose weight

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 No.221217

>>221216

Just stop eating

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 No.221218

>>221216

I'd recommend:

>100 push-ups

>100 sit-ups

>100 squats

>and a 10km run

everyday

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 No.221219

>>221218

But he might go bald

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 No.221220

Been watching heaps of mega mansion tour videos on youtube lately

I wish I was rich

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 No.221221

>>221218

I tried doing parkrun, it caused too much stress on my joints

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 No.221222

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB,560x400,7:5,group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>221208

>>221207

The Colonel provides my anti-depressants. Although even his may cause some weight gain.

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 No.221223

Just opened another tallboy when the one I had was 3/4 full

This food binge has me in a brain coma

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 No.221224

feeling agressed and depressed neeties

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 No.221225

Rape

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 No.221226

>>221220

I have no attraction to vulgar mansions and cars and all of that. If I had money I would live somewhere cozy, not flashy.

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 No.221227

File: 4d2c4370ae6b3ea⋯.jpg (93.8 KB,446x331,446:331,4d2c4370ae6b3ea3c861b49764….jpg)

>>221224

Our neet help desk man has some advice for you.

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 No.221228

>>221219

Increase in testosterone can only be seen as a positive.

>>221221

Is that some type of social running thing? I need to start running but I'm fairly lazy. my joints are pretty fucked too, I'll probably start with walking.

>>221222

The Colonel acts as a bigger depressant then alcohol for me personally. Also doesn't come out the other end very soundly.

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 No.221229

>>221226

I am a sucker for modern designs.

If I had the money I would build myself a mansion designed like a sci-fi off world research facility

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 No.221230

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 No.221231

>>221229

>a sci-fi off world research facility

Like where the Star Wars clones are made?

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 No.221232

>>221228

Yes, social running. You also get a time at the end of the run. My best time was 5k in 35 mins

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 No.221233

>>221226

I'd get an abandoned missile silo, fill it with racks of computers and automated biochemistry labs, and never answer any phone calls ever again.

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 No.221234

>>221231

Think the house from Ex Machina

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 No.221235

If I was rich I'd fund the NEET Commune

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 No.221236

>>221232

nice c:

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 No.221237

>>221223

That's what burgers call long necks, a tallboy here is some dresser draws

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 No.221238

File: 2a4b4cdf464dbf2⋯.jpg (45.1 KB,500x320,25:16,images(61).jpg)

>>221229

My mansion would look like this

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 No.221239

>>221238

same, but with more abos

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 No.221240

>>221239

My mansion would be packed full of naked abos, at least 15 abos per room and a tennis court for big aboriginal orgies.

It would be next to a dans and have a big dexie dispenser in the kitchen and the swimming pool would be filled with goon

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 No.221241

You cunts wear a watch?

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 No.221242

>>221241

No. Do you?

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 No.221243

>>221242

Yes, of course

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 No.221244

>>221243

A Casio?

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 No.221245

>>221244

I've worn an F91W in the past, I do like it for its utilitarian meme merit, but its too small for my big boy wrist. I wear a Swiss Eagle now.

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 No.221246

Happy Valetines Day neets!

Did you all kissy your gf?!

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 No.221247

File: ca6e23a368439f7⋯.jpg (106.83 KB,800x800,1:1,2015-Fashion-Brand-30M-Wat….jpg)

>>221241

I have a batman watch

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 No.221248

>>221246

>implying GF2019 has been accomplished already

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 No.221249

>>221241

Use to when I was at uni.

Haven't for years now, It's not difficult to obtain the time without a watch these days.

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 No.221250

>>221249

Soyboy reasoning

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 No.221251

>>221250

I'm not going to buy a watch just for fashion purposes, that seems like something a actual soyboy would do.

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 No.221253

>>221251

Wanting to even know what the time is would be a SoyBoy thing

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 No.221254

>>221253

True, only acceptable exception is if you're trying to figure out how long you've got until Dan's closes

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 No.221255

this is the most cringe board I've discovered on 8chan. congratulations mentally ill aussies. cringe.

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 No.221256

>>221255

Fuck off baguette cunt

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 No.221257

File: 9828bbe7be49554⋯.mp4 (14.71 MB,640x360,16:9,getfvid_10000000_377900099….mp4)

>>221255

Fuck you. This is the comfiest board.

tfw you will never have a big chin aussie gf proposing to you at Adelaide airport. Why even live?

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 No.221258

>>221257

fuckin wholesome as fuck m8

I'm off for a snooze, good night

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 No.221259

Got put on disability in less than a week after a year of not taking my jobprovider/centerlink advice to do an ESAT. Looks like 2019 is the year ill make it and finally stop failing.

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 No.221260

Big beans poo.

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 No.221261

I might end up getting carers pension.

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 No.221262

==BIG== poo

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 No.221263

File: 6ed5040237d42ab⋯.jpg (20.67 KB,640x583,640:583,6ed5040237d42ab53c32d85e6f….jpg)

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 No.221264

Will have a wank

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 No.221265

Eating my double quarter pounder burger from yesterday

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 No.221266

>>221198

Not me. I was in bed.

>>221265

Did you heat it up?

Morning all.

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 No.221267

morning

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 No.221268

Good morning neets. Let us put sad valentine's day behind us. What do you think the fastest strategy to achieving gf2019 is going to be?

a) Going on a date (date neet's strategy)

b) Back to uni to meet grils (uni neet's strategy)

c) Losing weight (diet neet's strategy)

d) Owning a negress (cruise neet's strategy)

e) Stop wasting your time by posting here (possum's strategy)

c)

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 No.221269

>>221268

>c)

I think you mean f)

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 No.221270

>>221268

f) rape one

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 No.221271

>>221268

g) Just do nothing and hope a shop assistant or office girl asks me

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 No.221272

>>221270

I apologise to rapeneet for leaving him out of this, and of course acknowledge that rape is a valid pathway to achieve gf2019

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 No.221273

Morning neets

not much sleep but at least I'm awake

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 No.221274

There is an unauthorised thread present.

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 No.221275

>>221185

I hope you didn't get the regular passionpop.

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 No.221276

File: 136e02c01aea6e2⋯.png (1.61 MB,1200x675,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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 No.221277

>>221201

The commune is really a dairy farm.

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 No.221278

>>221215

I was in a (You)coma. I can't remember going to bed.

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 No.221279

>>221233

I'd like to live in a water tower. Although it might be worth having an elevator.

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 No.221280

>>221235

Good NEET.

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 No.221281

>>221241

No. Although I occasionally think of it. It would go with the suit.

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 No.221282

>>221255

This is a nice board.

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 No.221283

>>221257

What the fuck was that?

I think I know the chick with braids.

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 No.221284

>>221261

Two DSP NEETs can rule the world. They can be each other's carer on top of the dsp.

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 No.221285

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 No.221286

File: 97afe5dc4ac4d18⋯.png (1.79 MB,640x1071,640:1071,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.221287

>>221268

h) Grooming a teenage girl online

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 No.221288

>>221241

Sometimes.

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 No.221289

>>221255

You are incorrect.

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 No.221290

>>221259

Well done mate.

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 No.221291

>>221276

Good morning my friend.

>>221278

You are forgiven.

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 No.221292

>>221273

Good morning.

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 No.221293

>>221277

With a brap barn.

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 No.221294

>>221279

>an elevator.

Don't be lazy, you know you need the exercise.

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 No.221295

>>221281

You should get yourself a nice dress watch. You can get a Rolex for around $7000.

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 No.221296

Something has been digging at my sweetcorn. Huge holes at the base of some of the stalks. Mulch all over the place and roots exposed.

Do possums dig? What else could it be?

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 No.221297

>>221291

Hey baby

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 No.221298

>>221294

My knees can't hack it.

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 No.221299

Another day at the wagerium.

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 No.221300

>>221295

Seems economically appropriate.

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 No.221301

>>221296

It could be a rat.

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 No.221302

File: 9fdc32ace556c73⋯.png (180.26 KB,300x297,100:99,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage, already late.

Bye bye friendly NEETs.

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 No.221303

>>221301

They were big holes but it is something to consider.

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 No.221304

>>221302

Good bye. Have a nice day mate. See you when you get home.

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 No.221305

>>221298

If you put in the work strengthening your muscles you may surprise yourself with just what you can hack. You have to actually try first.

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 No.221306

File: 3238c880a96bac0⋯.jpg (13.63 KB,704x400,44:25,images(35).jpg)

>>221257

That fat ugly autism looking man is getting poon and I'm not…

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 No.221307

>>221259

Took me a day to get dsp, just told them I had a sore finger and my tummy was rumbling (I was hungry) and the nice lady gave me my dsp card and $10k retard bonus

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 No.221308

>>221307

luckyNEET

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 No.221309

File: 512c3707e17e67e⋯.jpg (903.73 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-02-15 07.11.46.jpg)

It's important to start the day with a quality bulking drink

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 No.221310

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, got a job interview down the road then have to convince mummybot that some shit my dad said about me is a load of lies, fun times.

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 No.221311

>>221310

What did Dad say? Why would he lie about you?

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 No.221312

Fucking hell NEETs, post much ?

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 No.221313

>>221312

What do you want to talk about?

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 No.221314

>>221312

They are all out waging.

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 No.221315

>>221313

Ummm, deep philosophical matters.

How many angels can wank on a drop of goon ?

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 No.221316

What should I have for lunch?

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 No.221317

>>221316

Goon and angel semen

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 No.221318

>>221317

Thank you for your prompt and serious reply.

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 No.221319

>>221315

7

>>221316

a burger

I started to watch anime latetly because im bored but i have only been rewatching shows i have already seen because i cant be bother to start a new series. its strange. Do any of you NEET rewatch old show instead of starting new ones?

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 No.221320

>>221319

>rewatch old show

All the time, most of the series I like I watch every year or two.

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 No.221321

>>221319

> rewatch old show

This is all I do. Old shows, old movies, old games, old books, old music. I can no longer get into anything new. It is like there is some invisible force that prevents me when I try. I just keep going over the same ground.

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 No.221322

>>221320

But do you watch new things?

>>221321

I think there is the fact that i might be disappointed in the new thing whatever it is. so i would rather stick with what i know and enjoy.

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 No.221323

>>221322

>But do you watch new things?

Yeah but I admit it's getting rarer.

Mainly if my brother or one of the few people I trust reccomend something.

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 No.221324

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 No.221325

>>221311

He told my mum that I said that I'm not going to paint the fence because I can't be bothered, while in reality I said I'm only going to do a bit the day that I was going to do it because I had to go somewhere in the afternoon. He thinks that I'm a lazy boong who wants to stay NEET for the next few decades and constantly tries to convince my mummybot of this.

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 No.221326

>>221325

I believe your Dad.

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 No.221327

>>221303

I have seen some very big rats.

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 No.221328

>>221304

Thank you

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 No.221329

I had KFC for lunch.

On the way back to the office I saw an fairly attractive girl riding a motorcycle. She was wearing nothing but leggings and a sports bra. I hope she doesn't mind being flayed alive in the event she falls off.

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 No.221330

>>221329

I am in favour of this.

Her potential pain is worth less than your perv.

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 No.221331

>>221325

Are you a lazy boong who wants to stay NEET for the next few decades?

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 No.221332

>>221327

I was out doing my power rack this morning and I heard some scratching around the side of the shed, so I went out and saw it was a bird doing it. The holes by the sweetcorn were mostly mulch and soft top soil that had been dug out so I think it was probably birds using their feet looking for worms or whatever. Mystery solved I think.

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 No.221333

>>221332

actually it was cruisey burying his poos

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 No.221334

>>221326

>>221331

No I want a job and become a wagie, I'm looking for one right now

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 No.221335

File: 7b2394e2d1ab36c⋯.png (1.41 MB,1309x624,1309:624,ClipboardImage.png)

There's a dick on google maps

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 No.221336

>>221334

Good on you mate. Good luck.

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 No.221337

>>221335

They should have etched the dick into the grass on the side so it looked like a puddle of sploodge.

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 No.221338

>>221334

What sort of job are you gonna get?

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 No.221339

>>221336

Thanks

>>221337

They seem to have put it on a dry lake bed

>>221338

Preferably something part-time, nothing to serious just something in a shop or a warehouse.

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 No.221340

File: ce5a214c9a5f212⋯.jpg (82.33 KB,298x480,149:240,Untittyyiygñggled-1.jpg)

>>221334

Work improved my life significantly. Good luck, neet.

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 No.221341

>>221339

>nothing to serious just something in a shop or a warehouse.

Everybody wants to be NK, nobody wants to be Weber.

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 No.221342

>>221341

There is no one i would rather be then me

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 No.221343

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.221344

>tfw I hate cenno

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 No.221345

>>221344

get a job

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 No.221346

>>221345

Being on cenno is the new wagie since working is easier than being unemployed

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 No.221347

>>221345

tried that, couldnt do it

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 No.221348

>>221344

get a DSP

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 No.221349

>>221346

I agree with that. Being on Newstart is psychologically harder than any job and pays a lot worse too.

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 No.221350

>>221348

i am trying, only have to setup an appointment for my Disability Medical Assessment interview

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 No.221351

>>221332

>I think

>Mystery solved

Doesn't sound like it.

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 No.221352

>>221342

You are a prime specimen

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 No.221353

The wage carries on, and on, and on.

The two girls are still being a bit bitchy, the other new one is nice.

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 No.221354

>tfw can't work out if the big get will be next Gen or the one after.

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 No.221355

>>221353

>The two girls are still being a bit bitchy

Why do you think they have become bitchy towards you?

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 No.221356

File: d7001a3b710abbd⋯.png (136.37 KB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>221066

an erhu?

>>220935

in 6th grade they made a big deal out of it for us and they sent a mailer home where they asked if we wanted to send a chocolate rose to a crush. I took the flyer home with all the others and my Mom read it and teased me to write one.

I tried to get out of it (as a kid does) by saying the delivery kids wouldnt be able to read my handwriting so my mom offered to write it. I was sort of out of excuses so begrudgingly I told my mom about the cute tall athletic girl in my homeroom group.

On valentines day they handed out the candy and to my horror they had the original cutout address slips on them.

My crush read the slips and said "Happy Valentine's day Anon's Mom!" I was pretty mortified.

>>221268

Do you even have a clue how to meet or be introduced to girls? The closest thing to a lead I have is that a mate's sister brings over a girl to his place (they live together) every now and then and the girl she brings over thinks i'm cute I think.

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 No.221357

File: 7bfd8da1a575294⋯.jpg (147.55 KB,563x422,563:422,doog_hat.jpg)

>>221356

ignore image accidentally pasted

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 No.221358

>>221352

Thank you

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 No.221359

>>221356

>Mom

>candy

>mate's

Your use of language has confused me. The last word is culturally out of place.

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 No.221360

>>221355

Not really sure. Ones got her head up the others arse and the other has hers up the manager dudes

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 No.221361

>>221358

I bet he has never even seen you.

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 No.221362

>>221356

Funny story

You are cute

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 No.221363

>>221361

I would be worried if he had tbh

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 No.221364

>>221361

I see him all the time. Every commodore that goes by, I think it's him.

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 No.221365

>>221363

I smelt you a bit over an hour ago. I have become to feel like my day's incomplete without that godly fragrance.

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 No.221366

>>221360

Maybe you either flirted with them too much, or alternatively, maybe not enough.

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 No.221367

File: ca5c756b5de8106⋯.jpg (49.1 KB,879x594,293:198,DqIssLnWoAAVhF6.jpg)

>>221359

enlighten me as to how I fucked it up? I get Mom and possibly candy but not mate. Help this seppo assimilate.

>>221362

>pic related

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 No.221368

>>221354

It will be the next one.

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 No.221369

>>221367

Mom and candy are American and mate is Australian. I would not mind if you were all one or the other, it is the mix that confused me.

If you want to assimilate you will need to write Mum instead of Mom and Lollies or chocolates instead of candy.

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 No.221370

>>221369

Thanks. Gonna avoid Amerimutt malapropisms in future.

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 No.221371

>>221370

Have you been posting here long?

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 No.221372

>>221371

I have lurked on this and other aus boards for what feels like at least 3 years now but avoided posting so as to not break up the comfy as tends to happen when other flags show up and ask to be spoonfed. But also didn't want to come off like I was doing a shitty job passing myself off as an Australian.

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 No.221373

>>221372

Post legs please.

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 No.221374

>>221353

>the other new one is nice

finger her

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 No.221375

>>221364

I didn't post the comment that spawned this conversation.

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 No.221376

>>221374

Disgusting.

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 No.221377

>>221372

I guess you needed to lurk more

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 No.221378

>>221377

Unkind

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 No.221379

>>221376

Finger her, as in point her out to the rest of the organisation as a nice person. I think you need to get your mind out of the gutter, Mr.

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 No.221380

>>221378

well he didnt even pick on mum/mom

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 No.221381

>>221350

lucky, i still have to wait on my results from the job capacity assessment.

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 No.221382

>>221372

Do you own a Weber kettle?

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 No.221383

Max Weber

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 No.221384

File: 3482d1cafbd78a8⋯.jpg (6.17 KB,240x320,3:4,foot.jpg)

>>221373

>pic related

>>221377

I wasn't trying to sound Australian, I was just curious after the fact.

>>221382

Yes.

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 No.221385

>>221384

Thank you.

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 No.221386

>>221384

>Yes.

What colour is it?

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 No.221387

>>221386

that burnt reddish color. It's old.

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 No.221388

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 No.221389

>>221387

Does you family use it often?

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 No.221390

File: 60a17ac6d95d6ed⋯.jpg (752.23 KB,1162x775,1162:775,efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)

>tfw waiting for a m8

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 No.221391

>>221389

No, I don't live with my folks (who now have it) and I'm the only one who really cooks (and even then in a small apartment). But yeah back in the day it saw a lot of use.

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 No.221392

>>221388

based dubs. That could be an unironically good false flag.

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 No.221393

>>221309

I hope it improves them.

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 No.221394

>“One every 21 minutes,” its front page read in relation to territory children being neglected, sexually exploited or abused.

NK is a busy man

https://www.news.com.au/national/shocking-nt-news-front-page-one-every-21-minutes/news-story/778174ff37572e0db57cd0b8429af9b6

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 No.221395

File: 085e1afdac41421⋯.png (67.24 KB,142x243,142:243,b5604d7f20a289c48a2c5f0e5b….png)

>>221394

>NK is a busy man

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 No.221396

>>221395

I doubt NK ever smiles.

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 No.221397

>>221396

He smiles wistfully to himself when he reflects on the rapes of old.

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 No.221398

>>221287

worked for cheesey. Well, kinda

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 No.221399

File: ac6ac20beccbbe1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,323.31 KB,1600x900,16:9,CRUISEY.jpg)

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 No.221400

>>221399

i dont get it, is possum retarded?

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 No.221401

File: 42d643e82ea6310⋯.jpg (554.95 KB,1632x1224,4:3,42d643e82ea63108b623d8aeed….jpg)

>>221400

To miss out on my goon prices, most certainly.

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 No.221402

Shocker of a drive home. Hour and a half for what is typically a 40 minute drive. Exit lanes piling out onto the highway for ages, another holdup by the railroad crossing. Stopped by Dans too, more busy intersections waiting in line to turn right.

But I'm home and comfy, the week was good and its now time for pants off tallboys.

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 No.221403

>>221402

How many sick days did you have this week?

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 No.221404

>>221403

I was 15 minutes late yesterday and I really considered it today because I slept like a dog. Pushing through the my engineered neet brain though

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 No.221405

>>221404

No sickies within the first three months.

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 No.221406

>>221404

>I really considered it today

It is all so predictable.

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 No.221407

>>221406

Yes, he wasn't being funny/ironic. He was dead serious.

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 No.221408

I was going in today even if I didn't sleep. All I'm saying is that the thought entered my mind.

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 No.221409

>>221408

You need to start a regular exercise routine so that you are in bed at a reasonable hour, sleeping soundly, and waking refreshed.

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 No.221410

>>221409

Wanking is all the exercise I need.

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 No.221411

>>221306

Must be his personality.

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 No.221412

>>221409

Previously I was waking up consistently at 5am. I'll be doing that next week again.

Perhaps you remember my good morning posts during that period, maybe not. I haven't been drunk all week, so I'm getting back into a healthier rhythm again.

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 No.221413

>>221412

You'll be okay once you get into a regular routine.

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 No.221414

>>221412

Good luck with it mate. Give it your all.

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 No.221415

>>221325

Good luck proving him otherwise.

What trade does he have?

My dad's a diesel fitter (among other shit) and I sort of think that he thinks if you don't sweat it's not actually hard.

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 No.221416

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 No.221417

I feel bad, my stomach hurts.

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 No.221418

>>221417

peppermint tea is good for that.

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 No.221419

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 No.221420

>>221417

Did you drink too much goon?

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 No.221421

>>221374

She is a good, executive lady.

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 No.221422

>>221420

no

>>221418

I will have some then

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 No.221423

>>221384

You can stay.

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 No.221424

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 No.221425

>>221424

That didn't work.

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 No.221426

>>221425

Then it will fit right in.

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 No.221427

>>221399

Heh very good.

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 No.221428

Bought 5 (five) mcdoubles from McDonald's

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 No.221429

>>221426

It's just work shy. It wants to.

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 No.221430

>>221422

Well try drinking some. It'll relieve the psychological problems that are causing your somatic symptoms.

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 No.221431

>>221428

I had no breakky, no lunch and just had a microwaved kentucky burger.

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 No.221432

>>221428

Bulking up is key for the Nurgle 2019

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 No.221433

>>221428

Not even I have done that. Kudos, big fella.

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 No.221434

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 No.221435

>>221428

bigboi

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 No.221436

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 No.221437

>>221428

A real executive would've bought 5 buckets of KFC, you poseur.

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 No.221438

>>221431

>breakky

You are trolling me.

>microwaved kentucky burger.

Vile you should be ashamed I am going to educate your palate and then this period of your life will seem like a bad dream to you. Forsooth.

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 No.221439

>>221423

Thank You.

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 No.221440

>>221439

Do not sage my Gen.

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 No.221441

>>221436

You'll be fine mate.

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 No.221442

>>221438

Life is like a microwaved kentucky burger..

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 No.221443

Honestly cannot believe you troglodytes microwave take away food

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 No.221444

>>221440

>my Gen

The mutiny is still on.

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 No.221445

>>221438

I am not fond of dominoes garlic bread.

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 No.221446

>>221442

You never know how much microwaved coleslaw will be boiled and how much will still be cold and slimy.

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 No.221447

>>221444

Why do you think Weber is meeting with Monaro in Canberra?

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 No.221448

>>221443

I too struggle with how true/aspiring executives have food left over.

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 No.221449

>>221443

In mouth, to stomach.

That constitutes food.

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 No.221450

>>221445

I am going to force feed you those nasty supermarket garlic breads you like until you stink of fake preserved garlic and your mouth is bleeding from hard cheap bread cuts.

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 No.221451

>>221444

I have two NEETs working from the inside.

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 No.221452

>>221451

How do you know they aren't triple agents?

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 No.221453

>>221450

I will watch you do the same to yourself but get a pimply teen stoner deliver it to you.

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 No.221454

>>221452

Monaro doesn't have it in him.

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 No.221455

Tbh i have been working on anti-possum memes

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 No.221456

Sporting a massive bulge at the moment

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 No.221457

>>221455

we just need a cage to keep him in

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 No.221458

>>221456

How many decimal feet?

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 No.221459

>>221455

This >>221456 will not work.

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 No.221460

>>221456

pic or it never happened

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 No.221461

>>221456

post pics

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 No.221462

>>221455

All the early memes I have posted of him were him as a jew.

Hmm.

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 No.221463

>>221462

Play the board not the man.

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 No.221464

>>221463

i dont get it

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 No.221465

>>221443

I microwaved my left over double quarter pounder from yesterday

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 No.221466

The entire NEET mutiny was a massive ruse orchestrated by the council, the other board was made to ensnare and monitor potentially rebellious NEETs.

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 No.221467

>>221464

It's a sportsball saying. You play the ball not the man.

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 No.221468

File: 382eb8a654cfc96⋯.jpg (106.82 KB,600x300,2:1,Possum and Cruisey.jpg)

File: 71735b5165c9b85⋯.png (78.81 KB,500x500,1:1,Jews.png)

File: 4657c833858f84f⋯.png (29.57 KB,364x838,182:419,Ban him.png)

File: b337e7ac2b1dee3⋯.jpg (427.31 KB,2408x1488,301:186,Autistic screeching.jpg)

Here are my anti-possum memes

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 No.221469

>>221468

a bit low rent mate

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 No.221470

>>221468

You should have the jews guy wearing a fedora.

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 No.221471

>>221468

The first one made me chuckle

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 No.221472

File: 6f13a052ec39e6e⋯.jpg (33.61 KB,399x526,399:526,lm.jpg)

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 No.221473

>>221471

That was the only good one.

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 No.221474

>https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/RAM-2500-2018/OAG-AD-16076052/?Cr=5

>They are selling these monstrosities here now

I want one.

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 No.221475

I got another email from a participant, he is the guy with Agenisis of the corpus colosum.

I get these often but this one is very good.

I will quote it verbatim except the names.

——————————–

NEET a mum who naturally breastfeads a

baby in publick love cares respects her

self thebaby, its needs , not the sarcasem

of stupid poo[thay love the kid , moore

than the [

stupidety of some self exerbed, members

of the public

will the mums that do it in the loo[ flush

the down the loo, give them a life long

jerm, its not how mom & baby are in 50/50

years , time is now, is inbarestment ,

more inportant than the babiese helth

wort , welbeing,starveing, i can do it wen i

get , home the prick, mother says[o'h i

won't be enbarest, the mother should

have the baby [perminatly taken away

from them& bublickly humiliated

HAVE A GOOD D AY

PARTICIPANT

———————————————

That is one of his more coherent emails.

I think it will resonate with some of you NEETs.

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 No.221476

>>221474

All your neetbux will go into refuelling it

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 No.221477

>>221474

Some of the guys at work bought those Ford Ranger things. They're not as big as that and even they're having trouble with some underground carparks and the like.

Also some fucker at work bought a Mustang, so that confirms my decision not to get one and instead build an AC Cobra at some point.

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 No.221478

>>221474

>6900KG TOWING CAPACITY

Crikey.

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 No.221479

>>221466

All the NEETs that posted there are now on a list.

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 No.221480

>>221479

That makes about 7 lists for me, I'm sure.

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 No.221481

For maybe a year now I've had an incredibly painful ass wiping experience. It often ends in bleeding and lately the bleeding is quite pronounced. When the shit is gone I pat my tender bum hole and theres no small amount of blood on the paper. I'm not talking specs, but full blown bleeding, to the point where I can actually feel the hot blood on my asshole and have to lower myself into my chair to prevent the pain of my asshole spreading if I were to plonk my ass on the chair.

Is this hemorrhoids? My sphincter is too hairy to see anything. It's change the way I wipe too, I don't really 'wipe', I push the paper onto my ass and then kind of move it around, wiping from front to back is too painful.

My diet is ok except maybe my alcohol intake. Anyone experienced this problem before? Its starting to worry me.

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 No.221482

>>221476

It is diesel, which are generally good on fuel, but it's a 6.7L inline 6 diesel which is ridiculous

>>221477

.Rangers are pretty cool, they were actually designed in Australia.

>>221478

>1084Nm of torque @ 1600rpm

Fucking incredible.

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 No.221483

>>221475

so, do you even reply to something like that?

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 No.221484

>>221479

This is starting to sound like an ASIO honeypot

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 No.221485

>>221468

Not bad, first one should be a banner.

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 No.221486

My neighbour's big ute doesn't fit in his garage. It is too tall. He has to park it in the driveway.

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 No.221487

>>221481

If it's bright red, it's not cancer or anything like that.

Could be a fissure.

Does your arsehole spasm for hours after a bowel movement?

Get it checked out.

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 No.221488

>>221481

See a doctor mate.

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 No.221489

>>221481

have you thought about going to the doctor?

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 No.221490

>>221481

This is what untreated bum rash results in.

Get it seem to.

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 No.221491

>>221487

Doesn't spasm no. Feels fine once I return to my natural sitting state.

>>221488

>>221489

I'm too embarrassed.

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 No.221492

>>221491

>I'm too embarrassed.

Your GP will have a quick look and refer you to a butthole doctor. Those guys do nothing but butts all day every day, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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 No.221493

>>221491

>embarrassed.

em-bare-arsed

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 No.221494

>>221491

>I'm too embarrassed.

you will feel even worse when the surgeon has to rebuild your arse

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 No.221495

>>221483

Nah, he'll ask me if I saw it, if he remembers.

We were talking about how he feels like he is doing a public service by commending women who breastfeed in public and how support workers need to let him do it.

I said that the women might not like it, he said that they tell him that he is right for letting them know and thank him.

I said no they don't

He said yes they do.

I said listen here young lady, if you're not careful, I'm going to bend you over my knee and give you a spanking.

He said he likes my attitude.

Then I get this email.

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 No.221496

>>221475

What did he mean by that?

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 No.221497

>>221491

>my natural sitting state

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 No.221498

>>221496

What it sounds like.

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 No.221499

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.221500

>>221475

>Agenisis of the corpus colosum

Does this mean the two sides of his brain aren't connected?

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 No.221501

>>221495

Could you be my support worker? I should be getting on the NDIS soon.

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 No.221502

File: 2170108a0c89f76⋯.jpg (97.22 KB,620x488,155:122,fat-people-417030.jpg)

>>221497

You must learn the art of executive flight

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 No.221503

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 No.221504

>>221501

I am the support workers boss. Kind of.

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 No.221505

>>221504

If that NEET needs his bottom wiped, YOU WILL DO IT.

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 No.221506

>>221505

…with your tongue

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 No.221507

>>221502

How will the CEOs be moved in Australia?

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 No.221508

>>221501

you don't need to be on the NDIS to get support workers, I have people from Flourish Australia and partners in recovery helping me

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 No.221509

It's good to hear that the bum rash is improving his quality of life tbh

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 No.221510

File: f3c1a73a2f1df4f⋯.jpg (281 KB,1450x433,1450:433,sea-freight.jpg)

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 No.221511

>>221508

What exactly do they do for you? I need someone to organise my finances, pay my bills, budget my spending, clean my place, wash my car, wash my penis and all the other things that I can't get done because I have too much important shitposting and vidya to do.

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 No.221512

File: 8a3bbbccb962034⋯.jpg (5.22 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20190215_161853.jpg)

It's time

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 No.221513

>>221512

Not your typical parking spot

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 No.221514

>>221513

Dan should reserve this parking exclusively for NEETs, they are some of his best customers.

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 No.221515

>>221415

Thanks, he works as some sort of quality assurance officer or something like that.

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 No.221516

>>221512

You always frame the sun perfectly.

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 No.221517

>>221516

Photography is one of NK's many talents.

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 No.221518

>>221517

When will RapeCo branding appear on his Astra?

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 No.221519

>>221512

Your rape groupie will appreciate that.

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 No.221520

>>221518

One day, he needs to get his rape license from the WA government and an ABN. He'll also need to fill out a form with the ATO concerning the appropriate payment of the rape levy.

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 No.221521

>>221519

He already has m8

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 No.221522

I'm off to bed.

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 No.221523

>>221522

Goon night.

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 No.221524

the wagerium is killing me bros

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 No.221525

I wonder what flavours would have existed in that ancient goon NK found?

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 No.221526

>>221525

Mysterious Lexia

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 No.221527

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 No.221528

Considering a wank

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 No.221529

>>221515

Tell him he doesn't have a real job and he wouldn't know what hard yakka is.

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 No.221530

>>221528

Don't do it.

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 No.221531

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 No.221532

>>221528

Do it!

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 No.221533

>>221524

It has that effect on us, theres no easy escape

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 No.221534

File: 9ef70fff9e3c3e5⋯.png (34.11 KB,364x838,182:419,comic.png)

>>221468

Tbh I think this edit improves the third but I don't know why it does

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 No.221535

Serious bum rash pain, might have a shower

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 No.221536

>>221534

why are we still talking about Possum, he is yesterdays news

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 No.221537

>>221535

Keep it moist and let it grow.

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 No.221538

>>221524

Eventually you become part of the wagerium, a cog in a complex machine.

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 No.221539

>>221536

Tbh I don't even know who Possum is tbh

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 No.221540

>>221533

just 11 more weeks until I have enough saved to quit and move some where else

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 No.221541

>>221539

I thought possum is what cruisey called his gf

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 No.221542

>>221529

Maybe I will.

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 No.221543

It's always a sunny day at dans, the had the security guard there again

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 No.221544

Are the peas that grow out of the pea straw edible. The sprouts taste ok.

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 No.221545

>>221541

Tbh I don't know who cruisey is either tbh

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 No.221546

>>221543

Must be a pretty dire state of affairs when your Dans needs a security guard

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 No.221547

gf is still in really bad pain, she went to physio today and did some exercises but it hasn't helped much, hopefully she gets better over the weekend.

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 No.221548

Who is this trouble maker?

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 No.221549

>>221547

Did you rupture her cervix bro?

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 No.221550

>>221547

Poor lass. I hope a few days rest will help.

Radox baths, voltaren and ibuprofin.

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 No.221551

>>221550

Radox makes my feet itchy, don't like itchy feet me

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 No.221552

>>221520

The tax man always wants a bigger share of the rape

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 No.221553

>>221549

Nah man, she has really bad sciatica

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 No.221554

>>221546

My Dans always has a guard. He looks kinda Indian, maybe Afghan. Always gives me a nod when I make my daily visit

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 No.221555

File: 50409622a7452f9⋯.png (60.14 KB,513x175,513:175,50409622a7452f90bb29eccf73….png)

>>221546

The guard isn't there to protect Dan from people. He's there to protect people from Dan.

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 No.221556

>>221544

They probably are edible but it doesn't sound like a sensible thing to be trying.

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 No.221557

>>221543

He's court appointed to protect known abos from coming in and Dan releasing his anger against those boongs who steal from him.

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 No.221558

>>221550

The Dr prescribed her some really strong anti-inflammatory pills and I just rubbed some deep heat into her bum cheek

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 No.221559

My local Dan's has a secco, he's some kind of mix of pajeet and islander. He always says hi to me when I see him there, pretty nice bloke.

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 No.221560

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB,1322x744,661:372,7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

>>221555

Liquorland is always safe with Craig around

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 No.221561

>>221553

thats sucks

hope she gets better

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 No.221562

>>221560

What if he's busy out the back serving a customer?

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 No.221563

>>221552

How can the government provide us with NEETbux without an appropriate system of rape taxation.

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 No.221564

File: 92795ac65d924f3⋯.jpg (5.7 KB,250x233,250:233,1544017129808.jpg)

Just found out that if you chew your food thoroughly, your stomach can digest it far easier and with less energy expenditure. It makes you less tired after a meal

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 No.221565

>>221564

This is an important lesson NEET, glad you learned it.

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 No.221566

>>221564

Mummybot always told me this, basically eat your food slow and chew it up thoroughly and you'll feel fuller and you wont become an exec

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 No.221567

>>221557

This board needs protection from known abos shitting all over it.

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 No.221568

>>221566

Aspiring CEOs you must eat your food with less chewing.

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 No.221569

>>221566

wait…if you chew it more carefully your stomach will be able to more easily extract energy from it, making you fatter

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 No.221570

Execs are gluttonous hedonists, the commune will not allow any fast food.

Microwaving burgers will be verboten.

Have some class

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 No.221571

File: 31b3ef1e496c634⋯.jpg (10.15 KB,140x149,140:149,dm.jpg)

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 No.221572

>>221570

put me on a punishment ration

I need to lose another 40kg

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 No.221573

File: 6413afa34f3f034⋯.jpg (34.07 KB,600x600,1:1,costanza.jpg)

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 No.221574

>>221567

B-but our known abo does a lot of shit posting on it?

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 No.221575

>>221572

I would increase your rassions ten fold.

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 No.221576

File: 22d273cb95bc8f7⋯.jpg (32.85 KB,281x386,281:386,aom.jpg)

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 No.221577

File: 5493c070fed22a9⋯.png (219.29 KB,350x368,175:184,ClipboardImage.png)

>>221567

NAH CUZ DAT WOOD BE RAYCIS UNNA

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 No.221578

>>221570

Wrong. Finalised plans for the commune call for an all-you-can-eat KFC buffet, with goon coming out of those self serve soft drink taps. The food and buffet will be served by a team of japanese girls dressed as catgirls.

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 No.221579

File: 1ff70308bfd0b17⋯.jpg (47.95 KB,650x366,325:183,bwwm.jpg)

>>221577

al the wyte man racist brother

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 No.221580

>>221556

Eating peas isn't sensible?

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 No.221581

>>221578

>an all-you-can-eat KFC buffet,

Sounds good but can we have some other outlets like mcdonalds or fish and chips or something

>with goon coming out of those self serve soft drink taps.

Sounds great.

>The food and buffet will be served by a team of japanese girls dressed as catgirls.

Nah fuck that jap shit, that's for fags and nofun

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 No.221582

>>221558

Don't stick any in her stinker.

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 No.221583

I did a pretty impressive poo today. Was thinking of capturing it and posting it for NK.

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 No.221584

>>221559

>secco

I've never heard this term.

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 No.221585

>>221582

I was very careful not to.

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 No.221586

>>221583

I think about that often too but I don't want to bring him any shame.

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 No.221587

>>221583

Nah you can't break his monopoly

>>221584

security guard, heard it used quite a lot in Shitbourne

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 No.221588

>>221580

A pea variety grown for straw and one for eating are probably different things.

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 No.221589

>>221583

You should've kept it and taken it around for a visit to NK and his greatest poo. Your two poo's could play little games together.

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 No.221590

>>221564

It makes acid in your stomach. Chewing in general does. That is why I don't chew gum.

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 No.221592

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 No.221593

>>221592

Too soon.

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 No.221594

>>221592

Farkin too early

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 No.221595

>>221586

If only NK gave us his email address and we could email them directly to him for review.

>>221587

That's part of why I couldn't. I was very tempted.

>>221589

Who can rape the boong?

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 No.221596

BUM RASH

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 No.221597

>>221578

>catgirls.

no.

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 No.221600

>>221595

Good on you for resisting the temptation

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 No.221601

SMELLY

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 No.221602

>>221588

>probably

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 No.221604

BUM RASH

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 No.221605

BOONGS

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