NEET General #293 - Bumper Crop Edition NEET 02/14/19 (Thu) 07:08:07 No. 220837 [View All]
Congratulations to our farmer NEET on his bumper crop, enjoy it mate.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:12:49 No. 221552
>>221520
The tax man always wants a bigger share of the rape
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:12:56 No. 221553
>>221549
Nah man, she has really bad sciatica
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:13:01 No. 221554
>>221546
My Dans always has a guard. He looks kinda Indian, maybe Afghan. Always gives me a nod when I make my daily visit
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:14:13 No. 221555
>>221546
The guard isn't there to protect Dan from people. He's there to protect people from Dan.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:14:14 No. 221556
>>221544
They probably are edible but it doesn't sound like a sensible thing to be trying.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:14:17 No. 221557
>>221543
He's court appointed to protect known abos from coming in and Dan releasing his anger against those boongs who steal from him.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:14:38 No. 221558
>>221550
The Dr prescribed her some really strong anti-inflammatory pills and I just rubbed some deep heat into her bum cheek
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:16:11 No. 221559
My local Dan's has a secco, he's some kind of mix of pajeet and islander. He always says hi to me when I see him there, pretty nice bloke.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:16:43 No. 221560
>>221555
Liquorland is always safe with Craig around
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:16:48 No. 221561
>>221553
thats sucks
hope she gets better
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:17:35 No. 221562
>>221560
What if he's busy out the back serving a customer?
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:17:43 No. 221563
>>221552
How can the government provide us with NEETbux without an appropriate system of rape taxation.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:18:03 No. 221564
Just found out that if you chew your food thoroughly, your stomach can digest it far easier and with less energy expenditure. It makes you less tired after a meal
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:18:58 No. 221565
>>221564
This is an important lesson NEET, glad you learned it.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:19:30 No. 221566
>>221564
Mummybot always told me this, basically eat your food slow and chew it up thoroughly and you'll feel fuller and you wont become an exec
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:20:25 No. 221567
>>221557
This board needs protection from known abos shitting all over it.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:21:02 No. 221568
>>221566
Aspiring CEOs you must eat your food with less chewing.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:21:27 No. 221569
>>221566
wait…if you chew it more carefully your stomach will be able to more easily extract energy from it, making you fatter
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:21:41 No. 221570
Execs are gluttonous hedonists, the commune will not allow any fast food.
Microwaving burgers will be verboten.
Have some class
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:22:23 No. 221571
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:23:33 No. 221572
>>221570
put me on a punishment ration
I need to lose another 40kg
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:24:01 No. 221573
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:24:14 No. 221574
>>221567
B-but our known abo does a lot of shit posting on it?
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:24:43 No. 221575
>>221572
I would increase your rassions ten fold.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:25:04 No. 221576
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:25:22 No. 221577
>>221567
NAH CUZ DAT WOOD BE RAYCIS UNNA
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:27:35 No. 221578
>>221570
Wrong. Finalised plans for the commune call for an all-you-can-eat KFC buffet, with goon coming out of those self serve soft drink taps. The food and buffet will be served by a team of japanese girls dressed as catgirls.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:28:59 No. 221579
>>221577
al the wyte man racist brother
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:29:25 No. 221580
>>221556
Eating peas isn't sensible?
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:29:49 No. 221581
>>221578
>an all-you-can-eat KFC buffet,
Sounds good but can we have some other outlets like mcdonalds or fish and chips or something
>with goon coming out of those self serve soft drink taps.
Sounds great.
>The food and buffet will be served by a team of japanese girls dressed as catgirls.
Nah fuck that jap shit, that's for fags and nofun
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:30:24 No. 221582
>>221558
Don't stick any in her stinker.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:30:41 No. 221583
I did a pretty impressive poo today. Was thinking of capturing it and posting it for NK.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:30:49 No. 221584
>>221559
>secco
I've never heard this term.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:31:20 No. 221585
>>221582
I was very careful not to.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:31:30 No. 221586
>>221583
I think about that often too but I don't want to bring him any shame.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:31:33 No. 221587
>>221583
Nah you can't break his monopoly
>>221584
security guard, heard it used quite a lot in Shitbourne
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:32:01 No. 221588
>>221580
A pea variety grown for straw and one for eating are probably different things.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:32:22 No. 221589
>>221583
You should've kept it and taken it around for a visit to NK and his greatest poo. Your two poo's could play little games together.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:32:37 No. 221590
>>221564
It makes acid in your stomach. Chewing in general does. That is why I don't chew gum.
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:33:06 No. 221592
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:33:23 No. 221593
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:33:43 No. 221594
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:33:57 No. 221595
>>221586
If only NK gave us his email address and we could email them directly to him for review.
>>221587
That's part of why I couldn't. I was very tempted.
>>221589
Who can rape the boong?
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:34:04 No. 221596
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:34:24 No. 221597
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:35:01 No. 221600
>>221595
Good on you for resisting the temptation
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:35:07 No. 221601
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:35:08 No. 221602
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:35:24 No. 221604
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NEET 02/15/19 (Fri) 09:35:32 No. 221605
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