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ROCKHAMPTON

>>289520

I feel robbed

SA BEST A

>>289491

>>289512

Nice stuff fellas

>>289532

>>289530

>tfw no hapa to sing to me in Japanese.

>>289535

Makkarata wurra wadjula

FARKIN WHOITE CARNTS!!!!

Noight fellas

Good night.

>>289543

out of curiosity

How much have you had to spend on new appliances and furniture to move in?

I want to move out

you guys left me in the last thread for 2hours

>>289544

not him but if you have a bed you can do it for under $300

>>289545

You had the wanks all to yourself

>>289547

lahdeedah NK you're being quite fancy now, next thing we'll know you'll shack up with an African and become Mod of the board

Then again Cruisey is your twin brother

>>289549

Not into niggers, they're just cheap boong knock offs

>>289550

lol, you'll get a real quality gin one day NK

>>289551

I like the ones with no teeth

>>289552

based

>>288874

>>288874

15 minutes til showtime!

https://cytu.be/r/8cup

>>289555

Ohmygawd I missed it

Mush Sad

Such Woe

>>289556

We'll put up a torrent on piratebay. Make sure to seed it

>>289558

Mornin' m8, coffee and bananas, same as ever

>>289558

mmmm a pile of chinese maccas!

3 degrees in the shed

>>289563

Cold enough to freeze the nuts off a brass monk ay ?

>>289533

>>289558

>>289559

>>289560

>>289563

Goon morning

Warming winter wank

Evil jewish bank

>>289568

Everything is poo

>>289569

read the fine print pal its 25% filler on top of the mystery meat

Rape

>>289572

I will be judging purely on taste.

>>289568

is that lefty pol ?

>>289574

You should listen to Sudafed,he's the resident expert on sausage consumption

Morning NEETs

>>289576

He takes his sausages the same way he takes his coffee. Nowhere near his tastebuds.

>>289578

Good morning mate.

>>289577

>>289578

G'morning

I wonder if NK has pooed all over his new sheets yet

>>289583

>TFW NK's room is cleaner than mine

What is the best way to de-fog your car windows on a morning like this so you don't crash on the way to Coles for your food binge supplies?

>>289543

Well done NK, you have done really well.

>>289547

I thought you might have the space to have your PC in a separate room now?

>>289547

There's no room on your computer desk for vodka bottles and marijuana injecting devices.

>>289585

Piss on the window

>>289558

Balfours Napoleon Cake

>>289585

let the car warm up and put the heater and demister on

>>289586

I can lay in my bed and wank while I watch the porn

>>289585

SMASH the windshield

>>289591

That's efficient

>>289585

Get a fat aboriginal lady to rub her bum all over it

>>289590

>the heater and demister

There are so many different buttons and settings I don't know which are the right ones.

Are those Explorer socks worth it? They cost about $15 a pair. What is so special about them?

Good morning all.

The old thread was terrible.

This one has a recycled Pepe.

I do not have high hopes for this thread.

>>289596

They're well worth it.

Really comfy and they last for years.

>>289596

Explorers are old boomer socks

Bamboo fibre socks are what you want.

>>289597

>>289594

>>289598

>they last for years.

I go through socks really quick because I wear them without shoes around the house and the heels wear out.

>>289600

>Bamboo fibre socks

Sounds like a Chinese plot.

>>289599

Go back to halfchan, you me'er-do-well malcontent.

>>289603

They're soft. They keep you warm in winter. They wick moisture away in summer. They really should make cumdies out of it.

>>289602

I do that with 2 pairs of the explorers

>>289605

But what will the panda bears eat ?

>>289612

I don't do it, so it must be true

>>289612

>that means your GAY

>thoughts ???

Yes you are a homosexual

I am very proud of you for finally admitting it.

>>289596

They're super comfy, I'm wearing a pair now.

>>289614

I just want to do a Shitey and take you out for a meal and tell you how I feel about you, Shire.

>>289617

How kind.

>>289608

>literally what nu age vegan hippy meme is this bulllshit

Aren't you the one who puts coffee up your bum and drinks mung bean smoothies?

>>289620

and rides a hippie bicycle

>>289619

I'll romance you right up the bum

>>289620

Surely any rational person would put the mung bean smoothies up their bum and drink the coffee ?

>>289622

That's not romance that's just a typical council meeting

This Napoleon cake has stimulated my bowels.

>>289624

It is if you whisper sweet nothings in his ear whilst rutting.

>>289627

This just shows you cannot make a bed properly.

>>289627

Methinks you doth protest too much.

Sudo is now officially gay.

Let it be noted as such in NEET lore by archiveNEET.

>>289612

No, but if you wear them during sex, and the person you're having sex with is also male, then it can mean you're gay.

>>289630

What if you're in prison ?

>>289630

Some girls reach climax easier if wearing socks. I read it somewhere.

>>289629

We need boong judge to make this official

>>289632

I wonder if I can get government funding to research this

>>289619

Ask one of the named NEETs for a kiss.

>>289618

I think he'll expect a strong hug afterwards though

>>289636

A NEET can be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled, but never the kiss he has not the initiative to take.

>>289638

That sounds like kiss rape

Is 8ch blocked australia wide, or just by some isps?

>>289640

It's just not google listed as far as I know

>>289639

It’s an actual quote by a woman. Shitey should heed it once the Hapa has agreed to an outing.

>>289642

Better to kiss and be slapped than not kiss and have a wank cry later on

>>289640

As far as I am aware, it is not on the official government list, but ISPs have treated it as such.

>>289643

Basically. They don’t like being asked if you can kiss them, and if you don’t make a move cry wanking is all you will be left with

If women were men we'd probably tell them to fuck off

>>289645

This is why we take turns with the kiss practicer posted a few days ago

>>289646

This is too deep for Sunday morning

>>289648

Kek, sorry, I've been smoking buds and hash oil so I'm feeling philosophicalated

>>289641

>>289650

I don't seem to be able to access it through optus or tpg. Are there any isp's not blocking it?

>>289651

go to network settings

go to ipv4

go to DNS

turn off automatic

type in 1.1.1.1

>>289652

That's the same way they block pirate bay isn't it ?

Must be why I never noticed anything

>>289653

Yes it is easy and cheap.

>>289655

iiNet (who own Internode and TPG) have the block in place.

lonely underused aboriginal vagina

If we're defying a government mandate by posting here we're all treasonous

>>289659

>we're all treasonous

The only reason why the blocks came in was because of the anti-piracy cunts finally got to have their say in court. If it was not for their DNS blocking the government would have never implemented it for the chans.

>>289661

>the government

Sorry, the ISPs not the government.

>>289661

That's always the way though, once a precedent gets set they abuse it however they like.

>>289660

Rebecca is one of us NEETy, you just outed yourself

>>289663

They are all just scum.

>>289664

I am dubious personally, Rebecca is a lesbian woman not a homosexual man.

>>289667

>>289664

Then again, she DID let craig do her up the bum

>>289669

craig anal is just a part of council initiation rights

>>289543

That s pretty shitty but least it's small. I was worried that you'd clutter up your room with shit. Less is more.

>>289508

>charing chad

He's going to char grill that prime hapa rump

>>289547

>giving out HQ advice

fuck me swinging NK, you're a changed man.

>>289547

You have the appreciate a man who finds the video and plays it for us. No screen shots here.

>>289673

Our little boongs all grown up

>>289673

he went from being a wanked poo to being a poo wanker

>>289677

Morning Captain Picard

>>289676

Have one of your chia seed and monkey jizz blended up and go's.

>>289678

It's a bittersweet feel.

>>289681

Could this be the 2nd ever craig photo ?

>>289558

>>289559

>>289565

>>289569

>>289570

>>289577

>>289578

>>289580

>>289581

>>289597

>>289679

>>289681

Morning.

>>289683

Word has it, Chad Morgan is Craig's dad.

>>289685

Shit, if his dad's Chad no wonder he's on the meth

Don't ever let me buy a Napoleon cake again.

>>289558

I'm having a coffee but I might get something when I go shopping. If I'm ready in time I'll get a breakky hero roll, otherwise probably a pasty.

>tfw you put the cumsock on by accident

It's so cold and wont dry.

>>289689

You should stop drinking so much. You're probably dehydrating yourself by doing so and then riding around so much.

>>289689

Those Yalumba casks you drink are 18 standard drinks each. You would have us believe you are consuming 36 standard drinks each and every day?

>>289691

He's full of shit.

>>289560

I think that song would be good as a punk song. I've thought that a few times.

>>289694

Needs some Metamucil

>>289568

I dislike their theme. And their whole deal.

>>289697

He's gotten older and had one of his teeth fixed

>>289569

> I have been looking for a decent sausage.

Look no further.

>>289691

its what motivates me to ride… i honestly cant remember riding home last night

>>289692

yes i drank 1.5 casks last night and my limit is 2

>>289694

>lying on 8chan

bitch please

>>289696

i dont need metamucil

>>289700

How many carrots and red lentils are in it?

>>289701

>i dont need metamucil

You just shit yourself naturally then ?

>>289584

I think it's cleaner than all of ours, maybe shitey's is cleaner but that's because he doesn't have anything in his room.

>>289703

he shits here

>>289585

Press the button, if you don't have that pour water over it.

>>289687

>>289625

>>289589

Nice,

I've heard some unscrupulous NEETs have been eating bulking agents like rice and potatoes to make their poos more impressive

>>289597

>This one has a recycled Pepe.

Yes, I noticed.

>>289596

They last for ages.

The bamboo ones feel better but they are not as strong.

>>289709

Delet the thread

>>289602

That's how I am all the time, exporers are the way to go.

>>289630

Fuck/

>>289716

Misso just left. I am lazy.

>>289716

what's church

>>289649

Time is just an abstract and nothing ages.

Human perception of progression is a fabrication, it's only purpose is for us to think we understand.

Dude.

>>289632

It probably has something to do with Bondage fetishes

>>289695

Either way, it feels like the AUSNEETs anthem.

>>289722

Remove the 'D'.

Well.. Um.

Hmm.

>>289716

i live next door to a church .. still havent been … im always too hungover on a sunday …

>>289690

kek

I'm going to miss HJ's breakky time.

>>289726

It's dried but my hair has become fused to the sock.

Watch out for a Frenchman, or he'll kiss you.

>>289727

>breakky

so far he hasn't taken the bait with these spellings

>>289614

wanked poo for this. I tried pressing one of those buttons (there were a few that looked similar) but the light didn't come on. I don't know what I did wrong. Maybe some other setting interfered with it.

I ended up hosing off the windows because they were covered in ice. There were no mist problems on the drive. I turned the heater on and had it angled toward the windscreen.

I did not post this >>289617

>>289731

>I did not post this >>289617 (You)

You are becoming paranoid.

>>289728

Hot!

>>289677

Good morning my friend.

>>289730

I believe he is taking on some of the changes he said. It is very positive to see.

>>289731

>wanked poo

This is strike two for this wordfilter. One left to go.

>>289727

> not cooking your own breaky on a sunday morning

DISGUSTING

>>289732

You would know.

>>289563

How do you know what temperature it is inside? Did you get a thermometer but not any blankets?

>>289731

>Maybe some other setting interfered with it

Did the temperature gauge move? Unless your car has warmed up the effectiveness of this button is very low.

>>289742

He said the light on the button didn't come on.

>>289738

We are one.

>>289731

>I turned the heater on and had it angled toward the windscreen.

Demists better with cold air.

>>289741

I am not him (smaller bulge) but I have a digital clock which also displays the temperature. It got to nine degrees this morning which is very cold.

>>289735

My posts about brekkie spelling were always good-natured jokes. It was not part of my negativity problem.

>>289748

Good luck with it mate, just do your best.

For the future, you need to get your mental health issues all properly diagnosed and then approach the university to get yourself some special allowances or alternative assessments.

>>289747

My old man was obsessed with the weather, so in this house there is a set of thermometer/hygrometer/barometer guage thingos in the living room by front door, a mercury thermometer outside by the back door, and a digital thermometer by the kitchen window with a wire going outside which shows both inside and outside temperature. Likewise, the two sheds also have thermometers.

>>289750

I don't think any of it is bad enough to get a diagnosis. Just bad enough to be inconvenient. I'd also feel pretty bad about having something wrong as I've always felt guilty when I'm sick, like I'm faking it or something and that it makes me a bad person.

>>289751

My old neighbour was like that. He had three different things in his yard to record the amount of rainfall.

>>289748

You'll be right. If you're honest in your assessment of your understanding, then you should be OK.

If you met all your attendance and assignment requirements and did OK on those, your lecturer might even let you take a second test or do some kind of supplemental work to get a pass in time.

>>289753

We also used to get shooshed at if we spoke during the weather segment on the news.

>>289752

>I don't think any of it is bad enough to get a diagnosis

You are wrong.

>I've washed my hands so often that the skin along my knuckles is dried out, cracked and bleeding.

You are very wrong. Go and get it sorted mate. There is no shame.

>>289560

>>289729

>♪♫♬Watch out for a Frenchman, or he'll kiss you.♪♫♬

If only life were still so simple.

>tfw ♪♫♬The boongs they all go crazy and watch out for the muzzie or he'll rape ya. It's just their way of saying g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day…♪♫♬

Slim's Australia is dying, almost dead. He is lucky he did not live long enough to see it. We have been destroyed.

>>289758

Have a wank

Got my ham and pea soup in the oven.

>>289761

oven ?

gonna cook a bacon and egg toasted sandwitch with plety of mayo bbq sauce and cheese… fancy moka pot coffe too … im starvin

>>289761

You don't make it up top in a saucepan?

>>289763

>>289762

I like my soup thick and if you do it on the stovetop it burns on the bottom. Oven is easiest and no burning.

>>289720

Man, that's like,just, you know ?

Still no movement at the station. No fence work has started yet today.

This neighbour worries me a bit. He is a nice guy but a real hippy. He has dreadlocks. He got pissy with me because I said hopefully the ivy that destroyed the last fence will die now that I cut it all back and dug up all the roots. He actually wants it to come back even though it will destroy our new fence just like the last one. He thinks it is some vital part of the biosphere or something.

>>289749

>brekkie

I presumed you knew how to spell it.

>>289769

Breakiye ?

>>289767

I don't get it.

>>289770

breakkeyie

>>289758

Slim was a bit of a hippy, don't presume that because he wears an acubra it isn't really a fedora.

>>289772

brekake

>>289766

(You)

>>289771

It's a pisstake of the old safety comics

>>289765

I know but like Do I really?

Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love.

>>289775

bukkake

>tfw Zach Hill will never furiously wank you with the force of a thousand boongs.

>>289777

I see. A bit pissweak.

>>289775

hot

>>289773

A lot of his music in later life was written by others too.

Eating a white chocolate almond magnum. Not very good. Real chocolate is much better.

>>289778

Love is all you need dude

And weed

And food and shit I guess

And a house helps

But mainly love

And weed

Actually fuck it, forget about the love

>>289783

Pretty much the whole way through, three rivers hotel was in the 70's and that's one of Stan Costers

>>289785

It's written in the wind, it's everywhere I go.

>>289787

Can I borrow like $50 man ?

>>288888

>>289788

*realistic hippy dialogue

>>289786

Looks like his wife is a cunt too: https://www.theherald.com.au/story/5939596/dust-up-over-songs-of-country-music-legend-slim-dusty/

The Autism Project Update #7

Poor day yesterday. 4 hours.

They scheduled my initial phone interview for a couple of weeks from now. I must leave behind my human tendencies.

>>289793

>I must leave behind my human tendies

>>289794

Where would human tendies be cut from?

>>289792

I am wearing a hoodie and trackies, with the hood on and a mink throw rug wrapped around me.

>>289793

I have to watch 13 hours of video before a meeting tomrrow. So far I have watched 0 hours.

If an unopened packet of bacon has a use-by date of the 24th (tomorrow), it is still safe to consume tomorrow, isn't it? Like it doesn't magically go bad at the stroke of midnight.

>>289791

Shit, fuck knows how she'll enforce it though. Heaps of people play his songs.

She has/had a great voice, she sings one of my favourites.

The one embedded is from a different album and about ten years later, her voice was better at this stage - https://youtu.be/hlvC5ULllWI

That's from the same album, imo Slim's best.

His daughter was a heroin head for a bit as well I think.

>>289799

Yeah, this embedded one is not as good as the one I was looking for.

Painful coffee induced poo

>>289801

I knew your poo troubles would come back when you fell off the wagon.

>>289510

That's a high quality film.

>>289512

I would walk around two blocks rather than walking around the same one twice.

>>289511

>fi

>realistic

Hmm.

>>289522

I think you mean 'Moon'.

Forgot about these (You)'s, don't want you NEETs to get famished.

>>289799

I think the problem was he used the "Slim Dusty" name as his cover band's name.

>>289804

Ah, well. Yeah, he shouldn't've done that.

>>289795

raise ValueError "object is no longer part of the 'human' superclass and thus may not contain human 'tendies'. object has been moved to "metaphysical autistic being" superclass.

>>289806

Ate Human Tendies - +18 Mood Bonus

>>289797

Warp speed Mr. Spock!

There is an illegal thread up on the catalog.

>>289809

I think Possum made that one

Going to go get some hot brekake all in my mouth.

>>289809

Cheers.

>>289808

Spock = original idealized version of an autist hero. His name is often a reference used to promote the positive attributes of autism.

Warp speed = obsessive compulsive anti social behaviour possibly accompanied by spastic behaviour or irrational tantrum.

>>289810

He was right though.

>>289813

Spock used to call Uhura a nigger when no one else was around

>>289803

>I would walk around two blocks rather than walking around the same one twice.

He might get lost.

>>289815

He was right though.

>>289817

I kek'd

>>289818

Is this Klingon?

If something is sent via winit does that mean it is coming from China? The ebay page said it was in Australia.

>>289821

Never heard of it. Do you have a tracking number. I would still hold them to account on late arrival if you paid for postage, if it is coming from China.

Streetwise Feast has been consumed. Time for beer.

One of NK's play things escapes: https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/naked-man-with-stab-wounds-tortured-in-perth/news-story/321f282622df97fd67e8ece963889580

>>289768

>He actually wants it to come back even though it will destroy our new fence just like the last one

Get him to put it in writing that he wants to ivy to come back. If it then destroys the fence get him to pay for a new.

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/teenage-girl-killed-after-lamborghini-mounts-curb-in-glengowrie-crash/news-story/f6b17ed880d104092ad5170a039a57df

"SA Police have arrested a 37-year-old Elizabeth North man and charged him with death by dangerous driving and causing injury by dangerous driving."

>>289792

>>289566

>>289798

It probably depends on how it smells.

>>289823

>Streetwise Feast

Were the chips good? I find them to be inconsistent.

>>289825

That would be the sort of thing that poisons relations between neighbours.

>>289829

The one box I ate was pretty good. I agree that they are inconsistent in terms of temperature, crispness, and saltiness.

>>289826

I hope Webby is ok.

>>289829

That's why all KFC connoisseurs hire a pajeet chip sorter to sort the patrician chips from the plebian. You can hire one on uber eats

>>289828

Its still vacuum sealed, so I'm guessing it will just smell like bacon.

>>289830

Letting the ivy grow achieves the same result. Someone is having the foot the bill for a project that should even be considered for 10+ years.

>>289832

I was waiting for it.

I wonder how a Lizbef person can afford a $500k+ car.

Might actually be one of those fibreglass knockoffs on a toyota chassis.

>>289834

I am guessing if there is no liquid or anything in the bag it should be ok. If it cooks up fine and tastes fine I would eat it. People seem to love to buy food that expires on the same day to eat it.

>>289837

I'm also guessing there's a bit of a safety margin when they calculate expiry dates at the factory.

>>289833

I hope he wears gloves.

>>289832

Webby has always dreamed of killing people.

>>289839

Nice white latex ones

>>289835

I will not let the ivy get out of hand again. I will just trim it without asking him if it comers back. He can weep for it afterwards.

>>289840

Possum you boong.

He who weeps for ivy is no real man

Ivy gave Monk bumrash

>>289843

He was right though.

>>289834

NEETs can't be choosers. Eat it.

>>289842

you are entitled to trim anything on your side of the fence, brances, ivy whatever

>>289845

Chinese Ivy that had been repotted too many times.

>>289846

No he wasn't.

>>289850

Kill 'im Webby

>>289850

He was right, you know.

>>289852

No he wasn't.

That warhammer isn't for hitting nails.

>>289852

>>289853

Who exactly was or wasn't right about what ?

I'm getting confused now.

>>289854

It's for tenderizing big schnitzels.

>>289856

No it isn't.

>>289857

Yes it is.

>>289855

That is highly illogical.

Alright, I'm ready to guess.

It was Webby killed Possum in the library with the warhammer ?

Can we talk about something else please.

aboriginal anal

>>289861

The commune doesn't even have a library.

>>289864

Where is the boong porn kept then?

>>289864

It should have one.

Books smell good.

>>289866

NK's mainframe.

>>289866

We have a dedicated Sharepoint site.

>>289866

Under lock and key in the steel plated cellar

>>289863

Aids needles.

>>289871

Needless Aids

>>289872

faggot male abo = 'AIDS needle'

>>289873

uncooth

>>289875

A wizard will get you 10 minutes with the good stuff

>>289875

I will not be using this system.

>>289874

That is the commonly accepted euphemism.

>>289876

How much will a Tony get me with the decent stuff?

>>289879

A tony gets you 5 minutes in the dark with NK

>>289872

>>289874

As in "poor lad got stuck by an AIDS needle"

>>289881

"poor lad had a social encounter with some youths"

>>289882

>some youths"

I was talking to a family member the other day who does not use the internet beyond social media and they were very much aware of how youth is used to describe the dark skinned homo sapiens.

>>289883

It can get confusing as to whether they are African or aboriginal youths some times

Really quite racist when you think about it

>>289885

Have a good day Nurofen.

>>289885

See >>289886

>>289886

>>289888

dont wish that poo head a good day

>>289884

The "AIDS needle" euphemism really can mean any of the male Africans, Abos, muslims.

"poor drunk girl got pricked by an AIDS needle"

>>289889

He is okay.

>>289890

>"poor drunk girl got pricked by an AIDS needle"

https://soundcloud.com/convolk/i-fucked-up

>>289890

Was it Rebecca ?

Is that what turned her lesbo ?

>>289889

See >>289891

>A man urinating off a bridge in Berlin has caused a number of injuries, according to the Berlin Fire Department.

>Four people were taken to hospital by ambulance with head lacerations.

>>289895

Those Krauts really know how to piss

>>289897

Maybe he just had a giant cock and it hit them?

>>289898

two eight nine eight nine eight

>>289898

That could work maybe

>>289895

Why does the fire department handle bridge urination induced head wounds ?

Was his cock on fire as well ?

>>289836

Just noticed the doors on the car in the picture open out to the side. Pretty sure that model of Lamborghini has the vertically opening doors. Another problem solved by the NEET detective agency.

I am procrastinating severely today.

>>289904

procrastiwank

They didn't have any of those lentil sausages at Coles. The label was there but the space was empty.