/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

NUROFEN IS A FAGGOT

>>290277

oof

>>290277

Just how does he do it?

West Australia better than south Australia get rekt

>>290270

Good thread, far better than anything I would have come up with.

>>290277

I don't mind him.

>>290284

Up the bum apparently

>>290287

are you stupid or something?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>290288

>>290291

>>290289

>>290290

>>290288

>>290287

>>290289

>>290290

>>290293

reee

>>290295

>>290293

>>290298

>>290298

Why do you guys hate neurofen? He only gives me the shits with his political and race shit.

>>290297

>>290290

Is that NEET who has the anime stickers all over his car still here?

Who am I impersonating:

[bold][italic] opinion nobody ask for, ride a bike, drink 10 litres of goon a day [/bold][/

>>290299

>>290298

>>290132

Poor ol' gran fell on an AIDs needle.

>>290303

At least he does more than complain.

>>290303

I impersonated him in the last thread and said

>that's not cannabis, real cannabis is purple and looks like an elephant

And no on seemed to think this unusual

>>290303

Stop acting a bitch just because you dont like him dosent mean you can have a tantrum.

>>290300

I hate him because he acts like the worst elements of your typical post-2016 4chan user.

Lets get this thread maxed out before the night is out.

>>290309

This

>>290309

Success breeds jealousy.

Imagine hooking up with Nurofen on grindr and you go in to kiss him and can taste the bleach on his mouth. And then you go down for the rim job and taste the blend 43.

>>290309

What are those elements?

cunt didnt even bother learning the origins of possum

>>290270

>NEET of their choice.

He knows who he is.

>>290315

tbh it was on /aus/

>>290314

Hydrogen, Magnesium and Boron.

I think the neighbour was knocking on my door but I couldn't answer it since I was having a wank

>>290316

There is only on wank pooer

>>290315

We were all new NEETs once.

>>290315

POSSUM IS A SHIT CUNT

>>290318

Take Swisse

>>290310

>>290311

>>290318

If you love Boron so much why don't you marry it ?

>>290322

I wasn't

>>290307

I thought that was him.

>>290308

YES IT DOES

>>290315

What was the story?

>>290328

I tried to do it well apart from that one line

>>290313

Better than some of you.

>>290330

he swerved to avoid a possum and drove through a tree

>>290330

He raped one and had to go to the Hospital to have it removed from his member after it swelled up. It was in the news. Animal cruelty charges.

>>290334

Lies, he was attacked by possums in his kitchen

>>290309

What does a typical post-2016 4chan user do?

>>290332

NK has only been there 5 minutes and he is already measuring up the black garbage bags to tape to his windows.

>>290336

He wrapped a possum in alfoil and baked it like a garlic bread

>>290337

Tell their mum to fuck off

>>290319

I wanted to find video of a a cute poojeeta singing Peter Frampton's Baby, I love your way but I didn't look very hard, or at all. The thought was there.

>>290339

Possumschwitz

>>290340

Wew

Nurofen kind of reminds me of CaravanNEET, but much more coherent.

>>290314

>>290337

Trying to cargo cult "imageboard culture" while being totally ignorant of it, attention whoring, trying to force memes, trying to force their meme politcal view on everyone and complain about it when they get pushback.

>>290344

I was thinking he's like a three way lovechild of Caravan,hue and john

5mg of amphetamine down the hatch

>>290330

I remember.

Cicadas were involved.

>>290348

There were certainly *crickets chirping* as the board fell silent trying to digest what we had just read.

>>290339

raped*

It's ok, I know you don't use that word very often.

Sorry for being persnickety.

>>290347

375ml of Coopers Sparkling Ale down the hatch.

I was just going through my /ausneets/ folder and saw that Hue posted his dick once. Strange that I had forgotten that. Does anyone else remember it?

>>290352

I don't remember that.

>>290352

No I can't remember it and as crazy as Hue was, I couldn't imagine him doing it.

>>290350

>Sorry for being persnickety

Now you're being obsequious

>>290351

Take it slowly, Shire. The red ones are more potent than the green ones.

>>290352

You save dick pics?

>>290344

I like Rebecca more than some of the others we've had here. He doesn't get all snooty (not often anyway) about shit when people call him a wingnut.

>>290354

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>>290352

Did he actually talk about granny fucking or did we just fun that ?

>>290357

Of course.

>>290359

That was real.

>>290356

Not as bad as the Extra Stouts, I've gotten very drunk very quickly by not treating those with care.

>>290356

Yeah they're like 5.4%, I'm only having two, got work tomorrow.

>>290356

The bubbles take the silly juice right to your brain.

>>290351

That's the best beer available.

Wanked poojeeta

>>290345

I thought you most people were on the same political mind set as him, other than the real wacky conspiracy theorys.

>>290365

… for people who don't like beer.

>>290359

>>290361

Beside the point. NEETlore creates.

>>290366

>>290319

>>290365

It's not a bad beer, there was no Asahi and these were on special so I grabbed a 6 pack.

>>290368

I don't think I've had a drink this year

>>290369

Rule Umptyfour of the Internet

If it's funny and we don't like you it's true

>>290372

Good man.

Also has that musky sediment at the bottom of the bottle, delicious.

>>290375

Not as much as the pales. I would only drink that on tap because that shit is yuck.

>>290376

> that shit is yuck

It's basically Vegemite, will put hairs on your chest.

>>290377

Nurofen rubs vegemite on his arse

>>290377

I am smooth.

>>290338

He's a smart boong.

Big bristling chest hairs.

>>290360

Are you the one who saves NK's poo pictures?

>>290383

Stop mogging us with your manliness

>>290385

I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT PROLAPSES

>>290376

If you give the bottle a twirl before opening it that sediment mixes in.

>>290385

>IKTF

Did he ever bring it up at work?

>>290382

Wow! we out paced the fags fantasising about north korea.

>>290380

smoth

>>290387

No bestiality allowed

>>290387

H O T !

>>290393

Rape her.

>>290389

Nah NEETs are to lazy

>>290393

>Job, date, and lunch with female friend lined up

Male prostitution ?

>>290393

Good stuff, you've improved a lot, keep it up but don't go overboard with it all, and if things do get out of hand, just imagine those palm trees, and succulent poojetas to keep you motivated.

>>290397

It's only a matter of time unless he becomes a real bloomer and moves forward.

>>290367

I have only one political belief. NEETs should be FREEEEEEEEEEE! …and women shouldn't vote… and everyone should have guns…. and I don't want Frenchmen trying to kiss me.

>>290398

I'm gonna imagine some succulent poojeetas too

MULTICULTURALISM

>>290400

This is clearly an impostor

The real Nurofen would be right into the frenchmen

I rape, therefore I am.

Cool have a (you)

Cool have a (you) back

>>290406

>who are you quoting ?

>>290400

In a way, NEETs are kind of free, however the stigma that surrounds NEETdom is oppressive.

>>290408

Neurogena

>>290410

Neurogenous Zones

>tfw nothing to post about

>>290412

Tell us about your feels.

>>290401

Do you have access to arc infra tracker?

>>290413

they're alright

bold and dark, creamy and concentrated, with blackberried fruit, suede-like notes, clove and vanilla cream all laid on

>>290393

That's awesome m8, glad things are getting better for you

>>2>>290416

That sounds like a wanked poo

>>290414

I have access to everything, but that name means nothing to me.

>>290415

Cool, have a (you)

>>290418

meant for >>290416

>>290401

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I want it

>>290421

A wanked poo delivered in the Penfolds house style with richness and aplomb.

>>290422

Calm down, you will ruin your throat with all that screaming.

I wish I found trains that exciting

>>290419

What do you mean by that?

>>290422

Are you a foamer?

>>290426

Exactly what I said. Whatever you're after isn't referred to by that name internally.

>>290427

You know the internal names ?

>>290428

Tell me what you're looking for exactly?

>>290426

>Are you a foamer?

I sometimes dribble from the mouth but I have never foamed

>>290430

Have you creamed?

>Tasting Notes by Stuart P. Nose: Soft, clean and refreshing: lemon sherbert and apricots, with honeyed fruit and a touch of toffee and vanilla. Gentle and satisfying. Palate: A little weightier on the palate, with honey and malt, banana bread and subtle sweet spices.

This fucking faggot makes my favourite whisky sound like an epic baquet

>>290431

not today

>>290432

>baquet

hmm

>>290434

*baguette

>>290432

bit of a wank, isn't it?

>>290427

Ahh, very cool indeed. What about queensland? I would love to see a screen shot of the state.

>>290429

different neet btw

>>290437

Yep.I'd say it tastes a bit chocolaty.

But I smoke a bazillion cigarettes

>>290390

>tfw no North Korean GF

>>290436

I like those ship trackers, was blow away with how many ships there are.

>>290440

>tfw no North Korea wall hanging

>>290439

I'm limited to tasting smoke, generic citrus, and maybe the sea if I'm lucky.

>>290367

I have some of those views, but the difference is I've actually had a good think ab out them and realised what aspects of them are stupid and what aspects of them aren't, unlike people like these 4chan /pol/ types who seem to uncritically take it all on board.

>>290438

I can only see a teensie bit of track over the NSW border to Brisbane. None of the IR stuff has been added yet, and we don't own the corridor the Qld domestic services would use.

>>290443

Maybe you need to be a heavy smoker to really enjoy whisky

>>290444

Same, I mean shit like Q larp is autistic but there is a lot of valid shit that ties Israel to 9/11

>>290440

>>290446

I can see how they go together, but that would further mask any taste in the whisky.

NK did 911

NK bombed the USS Liberty.

>>290449

This is true, I may not know what I'm missing

>>290447

You've already gone off the rails.

NK ate all the babies foreskins

>>290454

Oh no, wait. That was the /aus/ BO

>>290454

did he deep fry them?

>>290453

All I'm saying is that Israel benefited from 9/11 and even if you ignore them entirely it's been admitted that there has been state funding to it from Saudi Arabia, one of Israel's Allies

You can't act as if all the wars in the middle east aren't pointless shit

3.3 posts a minute since thread creation.

>>290457

There was also a van full of Mossad agents arrested filming the event. They were released to Israel within hours. It's even documented on Wikipedia.

>>290458

is that good?

>>290460

It's actually slower than I suspected, although it is only an average.

>>290445

So you only have access to artc? I think i took >i have access to everything to literally.

>>290459

> filming the event.

anyone who was there with a camera was filming it

Rissoles for dindins.

NK films boongs

>>290463

In a hired white van from a vantage point?

>>290464

Noice.

>>290466

>>290465

NK did the Holocaust

>>290464

I might get some chinky

>>290466

They were also seen dancing. This is what prompted their arrest.

All people should be arrested for dancing.

it is immoral and leads to carnal thoughts

>>290471

http://www.todayscatholicworld.com/mossad-agents-911.htm

According to ABCNEWS sources, Israeli and U.S. government officials worked out a deal — and after 71 days, the five Israelis were taken out of jail, put on a plane, and deported back home. While the former detainees refused to answer ABCNEWS' questions about their detention and what they were doing on Sept. 11, several of the detainees discussed their experience in America on an Israeli talk show after their return home.

Said one of the men, "Our purpose was to document the event."

>>290409

We will fight for total freedom!

>>290404

I also believe in boong bashing… and strength… and British heritage… and controlled immigration… and assimilation… and I am no Nurofen or Nurofen imposter… I am simply a NEET anon.

>>290392

…and NEETs should have their pick of the human and nonhuman animals to marry. We have earned it.

>>290473

A Catholic priest diddled my boy penis.

The pooj has been in Australia for 3 months.

I can capitalise on that to show her all my "favourite, niche" spots that I'll find on tripadvisor and I'll have a slightly above average fob curry gf with a nice big stretch mark clad bottom to spank.

Now I just need to find a way to explain the shed.

>>290476

>a way to explain the shed

"I can't bring myself to live in a house when so many live in poverty in Australia"

>>290476

Tell her your house burnt down

>>290476

Just get the doors on the house fixed.

>>290444

This

>>290476

A shed seems kind of cosy.

>>290480

That.

>The Nurofen Icon got renamed to Rebecca

I fucking love you Cruisey

>>290483

He made me boonghead

CRUISING FOR A BRUISING

>>290481

At least she's probably used to poverty

>>290485

I'm not fighting Cruisey, He's Brendan Fraiser

And he's a good bloke

Mmmmh

>>290484

based

>>290486

It will induce nostalgia from the Indian slums.

>>290487

Cruisey is based

>>290491

>Cruisey is based

>>290382

esrape velocity?

CruiserBruiser is a gentleman.

NEUROFEN IS A HETERSEXUAL

>>290493

Im number 2 & 3

so this is the roster and formation I want to take into 8chan cup, any last changes before I submit it

>>290497

Nurofen is a Heterosexual Woman

>>290486

Some of the actually come from money.

There's one creepy cunt at the gun club who flies back and forth to India every month and bought a fucking single shot rifle worth $8k that he can't even take out of the country.

>>290493

I got no for all of them and I don't like you much tbh

Sorry

>>290493

As a lefty, I do not hate you, in fact I am concerned about your plight in this neoliberal hellscape that we live in.

>>290499

looks good

>>290492

Based and Nigpilled

>>290500

I am now proudly Rebecca you intolerant biggotz

>>290500

I thought Rebecca was all about the rug munching ?

NFP showed up within 48 hours of BT doing his thang.

>>290508

I did wonder

>>290507

That was college shit, she got a hard dicking from NK and now she's straight as an arrow

My parents are related.

>>290508

Finally the recognition i craved

>>290511

>from NK

So the double anal from Craig and Ross was just a drug thing ?

>>290513

what NEET are ya

>>290508

Weber appears to be on top of Possum…

>>290516

Hmmm

>>290515

Hobo

Damn I just saw this Asian girl from highschool on bumble

She was an average at best nerd back then but now she is cute as fuck, I hope we match

>>290513

I'm Right flank and I'm pooing on some NEET I never heard of

Who the fuck is dargoNEET ?

>>290518

I love ya cunt even if you don't give it back, I'll stand next to you in defence as we stop the other boards shit

>>290520

>Who the fuck is dargoNEET ?

A NEET from dargo?

Kek, I'm on the team twice

This must be how NK feels

>>290520

He's an old NEET from Dargo, hence why he's a sub

>>290522

Or a NEET from Italy, and shitty typing.

>>290523

ShireNEET or SeroquelNEET

>>290508

Hmmm, centre field or something? I have no clue about sportsball.

There once was a NEET from Dargo

Who supported the jew trade embargo

He wanked on his poo

Didn't know what to do

Moved to Thailand and now he's called Margo

>>290521

Wanked poos and dumpster haul pics are my show of affection.

>>290526

10K and hitler

>>290528

Incredible.

>>290528

Kek

>>290519

RAPE HER

I apologise to dargoNEET for calling him a tranny but dargo is a cunt to rhyme

>>290424

He's got to keep it in good nick for tonight intimate performance.

>>290533

She just sent me her number

>>290536

Invite her to the shed.

>>290536

C H A D L Y F E

>>290442

>I Know That Ornamental Feel

>>290536

Post it, we'll all tell her good things about you

>>290502

>>290503

This is how Brenton Tarrant got created when he browsing /ausneets/

>>290530

I thought HitlerNEET was a WA NEET and you're a SA NEET

>>290536

What a brazen hussy.

>>290541

Shut up cunt

>>290541

He didn't browse this board you fuck wit

>>290542

I am a mysterious individual with many fingers in many pies

>>290546

Are you also Rebecca

>>290545

> PROVE IT

>>290547

Nope, I didn't finger that pie

>>290548

There's only 4 of us and no one's missing

Whats a car for under 4-5k that is very fast and fun?

An old subaru liberty?

>>290546

Do you go through personas like a hapa to white cock?

>>290552

Not really, I'm generally nameless

>>290548

Mate look through the fucking manifesto and if you can tell me where he says Unna, Wanked Poo, Dan or Craig then sure but he has nothing to do with this board and knows nothing of our culture

POP CORN

>>290551

Commodore?

That said my old Madza 323 was slow but handled great in the mountains

>>290512

Caliente!

>>290551

That's a hard question depending on you licence and how good you are ordering parts and with a wrench …

>>290546

>mysterious individual

Why didn't you use a fancier word?

i fuck man ass

>>290560

Meanwhile I am >>>/b2/316175

>>290554

> no wanked poo

Full evidence and totally admissible in court.

Cased Closed

> but lurking ?

>>290560

>>290562

Can you shut, no one wants anything to do with that cunt. Go dickride some where else

>>290562

Tell me the line in the manifesto mate

>>290559

I done worn out me vocabulary for today guv

>>290416

Lovely.

>>290560

Sorry I meant to post this one at 2:22

>>290565

>And Dan did sayeth unto Craig , Go and fucketh thyself mongface, and also be fuckething thy muslims with a big fucking gun. Poo wank.

I want a half Japanese half white girlfriend.

>>290568

I could do with some tbh, I've been smoking since 4am

>>290572

yeah seems about right

>>290382

>6000

that is very high

>>290573

Don't we all.

>>290576

Not sure if I've seen higher

>>290257

I actually really like this flag.

>>290388

The pale's always have gunk at the end.

>>290578

over 9000?

>>290577

I want an cheerful Irish girl with big tits and a nice smile

>>290579

I'll make it an actual flag.

>>290581

I'm going on a meth binge on my birthday so maybe we'll hit 9001 then

>>290572

Where art thy veg?

>>290573

which one is better, real talk, a japanese gf or a chinese one?

>>290584

Get back in ya fuckin' cupboard Beryl

>>290585

> meth binge

Bad idea

>>290578

4000-5000 is the highest I can recall.

>>290589

Eh, it's been 2 years and this is probably the last time i'll do it,getting old

>>290564

Didn't you see the ASD / DSD briefings ? They analysed Tarants Metadata and concluded he visited /ausneets/ a few time and never posted. Brenton left and never came back after one of NK's vilest poo posts…

>>290582

That does sound ideal.

>>290583

How nice of (You)

>>290586

I don't like peas and I'm not a huge fan of carrots.

The end goal is not inevitable.

>>290592

Idiot

>>290596

She has got a fucking fat face

>>290596

based

>>290584

That's fucking horrifying

>>290592

I did look at a single thing about him other than news articles. I couldn't care less

>>290602

Didn't*

>>290594

>While you're down there luv

>>290592

Post a link or forever shut up as a bullshit artist.

>>290602

You really should at least read the manifesto and maybe watch the video. It is a social responsibility in support of freedom.

>>290596

>Chinks

>Based

I wouldn't even relocate an insect, just gas them with mortein.

>>290605

Migrant facial abuse

>>290602

>>290602

It was kind of the opposite to Port Arthur

>>290604

were fucked, they have tony, craig and cenno

>>290607

Hes a terrorist, go fuck your self.

>>290597

It works very well as a flag

goon work.

>>290610

Non autistic guy doesn't shoot a bunch of people ?

Yeah, I think I saw that.

>>290611

We have Dan, NK and Webby though

News is on. That girl Webby ran over looked like a nice kid.

>>290484

I think he thinks you're Monk.

>>290611

>and cenno

If we score we get cut off

>>290606

> not trusting a senior intelligence analyst

>>290607

>>290598

>>290612

h-hey shazza

>>290617

webby ran over someone?

>>290618

I get confused for every cunt

Could an executive of Weber's stature fit inside a Lamborghini?

>>290620

Ban him.

>>290587

Japanese. I'd rather anime over gutter oil.

>>290625

That is 10K with the green plant flag.

>>290627

Please do and delete his posts

>>290626

I'll self own: I seriously doubt it.

Still pretty sure it's a fake lambo based on the doors.

>>290630

Yeah, that's me

Upstanding citizen and all that

>>290613

And since you are a child, big brother gets to decide what you can read or think? They have made reading it a thought crime. 1984

>>290629

I would give her some land back.

>>290636

four and a half inches.

>>290629

Make me proud to know I gave this picture to the board.

>>290637

I hope she's good at balancing

>>290635

They censor shit for a reason so gulliable cunts like you dont fall for propaganda.

>>290639

Don't think so.

>>290639

I'm going to say almost but no

>>290640

teetering

>Lilly Roma

The only white girls that do it for me are fake

>>290626

yes, there is a lambo for execs now and its called Arse

>>290541

Maybe I do hate you.

>>290641

Who decides what is censored? Every time something is censored, it is propaganda too.

>>290646

Big Arse ?

>>290612

I cannot stand them. They just remind me of my childhood in shithole suburbia and how all those meth head looking sluts would yell at their todlers in the carpark wearing ugg boots.

Half of them are slutty club girls with the exact same selfie on their profile, all the brown and asian girls look wholesome and have very normal profiles about how they like cooking and their family and watching [tv show] instead of some half sexual rhetorical question.

>>290649

Lardarso

>>290641

I made no comment on the content of his manifesto. Censorship is why this site exists. It is an oasis of free thought.

>>290652

>It is an oasis of free thought.

No it fucking isn't , it's a shithole

This board is the only decent thing here

>tfw aches

hmmmm

>>290653

Then fuck off back to Redditt where they can decide what you are allowed to think for you.

>>290655

Fuck off back to /pol/ where you can dickride in your hivemind of fellow retards

>>290654

Sounds like you are considering popping a handful of pills.

>>290655

>>290656

Or you could both fuck off with the politics and censcorship and blahblah and we could get back to poo wanking about boongs

>>290650

The Chinese parents beat them if they don't have morals. Seriously. Often and severe.

>>290612

tfw no good old-fashioned, durry smoking, goon drinking, bogan, Aussie Shazza gf.

Freedom of speech is fine IMO, but just remember that it has many consequences, for example if you are openly calling for violence against certain groups or whatever - it could land you in hot water, which I would have no problem with

>>290660

I'll rent you one if you like

>>290663

Not lookin to rent and the market's fucked, I wont be able to buy one until I'm 45 at this rate.

>>290662

This. All these "muh freespeech" people forget there is no freedom of consequence if you say fucking dumb shit.

>>290653

>t. faggot who didn't go on anything but /pol/

Seriously Nigger there are so many good boards here, /b2/, /n/, /bane/, /hgg/, /tg/ etc etc

>>290667

Yes, although there is a difference between generic speech and a very specific targeted threat.

Saying "I hate X" or "Kill all X" isn't a specific threat.

>>290662

That is where it would cross from be a "thought crime" to being an actionable offense. We do not want to cross that line. Thinking for yourself is good. Discussion is good. I am no slave yet.

>>290667

Yeah, that's pretty much my point, if you start raving on about jews, multiculturalism, or even from the left like there is no such thing as gender and whatnot, people are going to see you as lunatics and rightly so.

>>290667

and this would be fine if the standard was applied to everybody. Currently it is applied to whites.

>>290668

b2- pedos and children

n - for fucks sake , seriously ?

bane - dead board

hgg - your a fucking weeb faggot

tg - dead board

You really present a shitty case m8

>>290667

Saying dumb shit is fine your retard. Oh… should I be jailed for calling you a retard?