/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

OLD: >>265987

Maybe you should have made a thread earlier then, neet

>>266751

You were all shitposting like mad when you knew the thread was ending. Then… nothing.

>>266752

I did try to warn you, but my warning accidentally triggered the spam sperg

>>266754

BIG BOONG BUMS

>>266755

You wicked vile creature

Worked today for 8 hours

>>266756

It was too early

>>266757

Have a wank

>>266757

no volunteering?

>>266760

HE VOLUNTEERS ON WEEKENDS YOU FUCK

>>266761

I thought he worked and volunteered in a single day earlier this week

>>266762

He might have.. YOU FUCK

>>266763

I think we all know who is the real fuck here

>>266764

POSSO

>>266765

Is he not gone yet?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s15ZV7caih1w

>>266766

He was probably misdirecting about his internet and phone credit.

>>266767

you boong

>>266769

unna pronounced oona

>>266771

That's passable, brosef.

Get an early night.

Wash your penis tomorrow.

>>266771

a few months of ironing wagie clothing every day and you'll be a pro

>>266772

I'm gonna buy an ironing board too.

Somehow I imagine it might be rather soothing if you're good at it.

>>266774

It doesn't take that long. You spend as much time getting everything set up and packing it away as you do ironing 5 shirts.

>>266771

No bad at all, you could have done a lot worse.

I TOSS ALL BUMS GENEROUS PORTIONS OF MY GOAT

>>266778

>I TOSS ALL BUMS GENEROUS PORTIONS OF MY GOAT

a syntactically valid, yet idiotic, sentence.

>>266780

>>266767

>>266781

What are you implying?

>>266779

The rainbow serpent giveth

and the rainbow serpent taketh

>>266782

>I

>am

H O O K E D O N C L A S S I C

Webby

>>266782

I fuck you in half

Less than 100mb left.

>>266787

Misdirection.

>>266771

That looks pretty good.

>>266787

You'll have to wank to text soon

>>266790

He still needs to post his digits for Weber's thread reading service.

>>266774

I don't mind doing it but it is an extra 10 minutes of fucking around every morning which is shit if you're running late.

ASCII wank

>>266793

EBCDIC wank for the old NOOTs

>>266787

Fare ye well Posso. Best of luck.

Gang rape

I am going to miss my boy Cruisey.

>>266794

I have an ebc dic

>>266797

What about me?

>>266797

This is of your own choosing. You cut your nose to spite your face.

>>266798

It's actually pronounced eb-see-dick.

I have fallen asleep in every episode of Game of Thrones. It's pretty shit. When I woke I spent 2 minutes in a daze scratching the chest rash and picking my nose. Misso was filming me. How embarrassing. I look like a mong.

>>266802

Are the tits not to your liking?

>>266801

Pronounce it however you like. It's still rather ebc

>>266800

If only there was some way to keep the good things from the internet without being overwhelmed by all the sewage.

I need to try to free myself.

>>266802

You should probably try reading the books. This might make the show more tolerable.

From memory the show is a bit slow to pick up. Once ol' Ned takes his family to King's Landing shit picks up.

>>266803

They're all from b grade actors that will never amount to anything.

>>266807

I thought that was the appeal

>>266807

One of the birds who appears later is an actual porn star.

>>266807

A couple of the actresses who get their bits out aren't B grade. The snooty High Garden bitch is one.

>>266805

We will no longer even email each other. So long to NEET up's.. and all because you cant see the vile is part of the whole.

>>266806

Reading's for nerds.

>>266812

Dying's for fools.

>>266810

The blonde kalisi chick is like a balloon full of sand. Fucking skinny fat shit.

>>266811

Yes, everything is vile.

He has no bodily functions like mere mortals.

>>266811

No no no don't talk like that.

>>266814

I don't mind her outside of this show.

She was in a nice movie as her natural brunette self where she was the assistant of a disabled guy.

>>266816

Garlic bread binges are vile but they complete the whole picture that is the Posso.

>>266817

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_Before_You_(film)

>>266816

hahahaha what a dildo

Need something stronger than metamucil, seem to be doing 2 smaller poos a day instead of one big beast one

>>266818

You cannot complete the picture of Possum.

He is an enigma wrapped in an old abbo blanket that smells like pee and also rather confusing.

>>266821

Oh fuck m8, that's how my bowel troubles started.

Start praying it's temporary

>>266822

with a slightly gay voice

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0REXJsOQdWk

>>266821

skip doing a poo for 3 days

eat a few family size KFC meals

then do a big one

Possum might be the vilest fuck of them all

>>266824

Actually , yeah.Now you mention it I hear his posts with a slightly gay voice.

Not a fag voice, a decent amused poofta bloke voice.

>>266825

monk you boong

>>266821

Now that Posso can't stop me.

We talked in depth about all of you.

His words on you were the most interesting.

Where he says that most of you are vile and whatnot, he has come to accept NK for what he is.

>>266830

But what did he have to say about Weber?

Its all so fucking gay

>>266825

You wish we were fucking gay.

>>266832

Buttsex ?

>>266827

what is this bullshit

>>266833

night boogly eyed frog poster

>tfw vile and whatnot

More voices

Possum is the Oswald Mosley of his generation.

Can someone post the YouTube of He used to be a lovely Boy by Keane please. It fits the circumstances.

I don't have the credit to waste going there. I am on the brink.

>>266841

You mean he'll be proven correct in 70 years time ?

>>266843

Yes. Some posts here will be deemed to have been vile in 70 years time.

Imagine what Possum is going through.

Zero access to the internet. It happened to me once as a teen.

He should take the opportunity to do a couple day dopamine fast and do nothing but sit around.

>>266844

I can see that

>>266842

Don't say I never did nuthin' for you cunt

>>266845

I was born without internet. Dad hand soldered our first 300 baud modem. You fucks don't know shit about the internet.

>>266825

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mzBMHdNb0W

>>266848

>Dad hand soldered our first 300 baud modem

You posh cunt

My dad wired me and my brothers up to a brick as a modem and hit us with power cords

It didn't work but he seemed to enjoy it

>>266849

Pissed myself

>>266838

lol

>>266831

I think you know.

>>266847

see the stuck of front bum, pouch full of pus marsupial, FUCKING CUNT, won't even say thank you

>>266853

>>266854

>>266855

>>266854

>>266853

I think Nofun is Possums weeb persona

>>266856

Don't use my flag you fucking fuck of a fuck

>>266856

>>266855

>>266854

>>266840

>>266853

i piss in all your ceilings

>>266858

But it's a nice flag …

You can use mine if you want

Evening NEETs

how are we all

>>266862

Vile

>>266864

Fuck off Wolfspider, I know what you did to that kid

Sorry if this isn't you

>>266862

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yui17UYNKJ

>>266866

this isn;t funnyt

>>266866

bravo matey

I'm confused now so I'm gonna bugger off

Cheers NEETs

>>266868

Some british cunt who raped a kid who was 8chan years ago

was the only cunt I know who says henlo

sorry matey

>>266872

*on 8chan

>>266873

*with 8chan

>>266869

I had to puff my chest up to sound like the big W dogg

>>266862

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1A1SsFTMhUM

>>266872

I picked up henlo from a youtuber called "bumbo", dont use the word much. That was a bit of a sperg out😃

>>266876

WHICH FUCKING NEET IS THIS?

>>266874

*and 8chan

>>266877

dont lie you fuckin fucked a kid you fuc

>>266877

Don't worry NEET it's all good

how was your day

>>266880

Don't even joke about that

>>266876

based weber

>>266836

Autistic Grips

>>266882

>>266872

who is making jokes

>>266880

Shut up retard

>>266849

Big gay

>>266878

Wouldn't like you to fuckin know mate

>>266885

Possum, what a rude NEET

>>266886

ur ded

>>266888

m8 c'mon now

>>266890

Its me, the tear and share eater

>>266891

oh i thought you did the other one where you said eveyrbody was gay

>>266878

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJb2ciJHFK

>>266892

I did

>>266893

Lol

>>266890

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qyxkuL9zRG

>>266894

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fbvylE0MPP

You guys do know that vocaroo is owned by gay porn and they collect and use your voices right ?

>>266895

>>266896

Lewd

>>266897

If they want to dub some faggot porn with “gday cunts” they’re welcome to

>>266897

>>266895

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1W6AaaeIzax

Either way, NEETs are going to jack off to it.

I hope they make gay porn with this.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0o202ZPM2yv

>>266826

You could be on to something there, I could go a day without shitting but I don't know about two if I plan to give anal birth on the third day

>>266902

What does seedy mean?

>>266904

Deviant

>>266904

sordid and/or disreputable

sick

>>266905

wrong

>>266902

Sperg

Asked bumble girl out on a date after she asked me what I'm doing this weekend now I can't relax

>>266909

Want me to send a voocaroo telling her im going to "fuck her like a stallion" in my sexy chad voice?

>>266910

Fuck the royals

GOODNIGHT NOOTS

>>266913

Good night webby.

I'm

>>266845

he'll be wanking to target catalogues before long

>>266915

I don’t approve of the Harry Potter reference.

>>266915

this is very hypnotic

>>266918

You should get a switch

Good night neets and marsupials

>>266915

Good night

>>266921

Night.

I''M ON MY WAY OUT

Any seedy NEETs still up?

>tfw thinking about the time I was sloshed on vodka and ran naked through the street.

>>266925

Only because I've eaten too much to go to sleep. I can't even lie down

>>266926

m8, you can do it again - relive those great times. All you need is a $28 bottle of vodka.

>>266926

Going for a rerun?

>>266926

>tfw once when I got really gooned I decided it'd be a good idea to drive to the middle of nowhere

>Next thing I know I wake up in a tight dark compacted space

>What_Da_Fuck.jpg

>It's my fucking boot

>Spend minutes trying to get out of my boot, and then hop back in my car

>Realise I'm in the middle of nowhere but I still had a feeling I knew what road I was on

>Get Back home

>OH_FUCK_I_LEFT_ME_KEYS INSIDE_AND_THE_FUCKING_ROOMATES_LOCKED_THE_BACKDORE.webm

>Fall asleep in my car until 7am when I ended up waking up my roomates and then I finally got back inside and had a good rest

>>266927

I've sworn off the vodka since then. It wouldn't be the same without the old mates.

>>266928

Probs not.

>>266929

Looks decent with a cuppa

>>266930

That's a weird one, at least you implemented the crucial "Stop, revive, survive" method.

I'm the seediest cunt I know

https://vocaroo.com/i/s17Q19LZuYKo

>>266932

No doubt

>>266933

What did he mean by this?

>>266926

>tfw living in small country town

>17 and just tasted freedoms for the first time

>getting off tap in a guys caravan

>town is full of pot growers and score nearly a pound of trimmings

>goon

>on way back to where I was living start hallucinating

>roots of trees are moving and trees have faces

>only thing to do is take off pants

>tie pants around my neck like a cape and start running

>get puffed out and rest

>realise I'm out the front of the cop shop

>get back and walk in to house with pants around head

>roommate and his misso don't even ask for an explanation

>>266933

Cemen?

>>266931

lol

>>266930

Reminds a bit of a story my dad told me.

He was out drinking and driving in the bush with a few mates and got pulled over by the local cop. Cop said come in to town in the morning to pick up your keys. They sleep out there and then in the morning walk about 10k's back to town. Cop tells him he left the keys on the bonnet and just didn't want him driving around pissed.

>>266938

I feel like we need to start an aboriginal rights party which includes cutting goon taxes, creating goon subsidies and giving free money to low class whites and abos, and only those races

>>266936

That's a good story, most of the best memories from my mid/late teens are when I had friends in my small country town.

>>266942

Yeah, I had some absolute killer times. I hate that they're over.

>>266942

>tfw the only memories like that were when I went on a walk with my brother and his friend exploring some shed out somewhere

I feel like us NEETs need to have some sort of adventure, we should go an explore Joondy's sewers or something you know

>>266944

House boat along the river with the end destination being Milbura.

d*

>>266944

We can load up a bus with goon and go on a roadtrip with the boys to rural and remote aboriginal communities to explore their rural and remote regions.

>>266947

You took one post to go gay. ONE post.

>>266945

I'd legit enjoy a house boat cruise along the murray with you cunts, we'd go to Albury and just keep traveling, because correct me if I'm wrong but along the Murray there isn't any huge weirs that blockade the river once you're past the Hume Weir right?

>>266949

who even draws these, I kinda want to commission him

>>266951

fuck

>>266950

There's a bunch of lock's but they can have houseboats go through them.

I had a mate who went on one every year.

>>266955

So am I right in thinking that you can't get past the Hume Weir on a boat though?

>>266940

Did the cop give them a ride back to their car?

Sleeping out bush is comfy.

>>266941

Would unironically vote for such a party.

>>266943

I'm content with it, might even have a second wave if the right situation arises.

>>266944

I feel for you.

I have loads of good memories, getting drunk in forests was always a good time. People running away for hours at a time where there was no phone reception. I'm sure therapists had a good time.

>>266950

I believe there're 5 locks of the top of my head.

Cunt's get very loose up the murry.

>>266954

Why is there Coca Cola in a KFC Meal

NEETs what World is this, I'M FUCKING SCARED

>>266958

I don't know, I have a feeling you can get from almost at the Murray mouth all the way to at least Echuca.

That's an awesome place.

>>266959

>give them a ride back to their car?

I dunno, but if they were back in town they would've been able to find someone to give them a lift.

>a second wave

How?

>>266948

Don't be a cunt and look into post history unnecessarily you goose. You're job is to enforce the rules not try to violate anonymity. We don't have ids for a reason.

>>266959

Once I had a plan of starting a Cafe in Mildura and would then use that to hire you cunts, and then when I have enough we'd all join the Mildura area's Nationals Party

After that we'd then get me as the guy for Pre-selection and after that I'd have a very easy campaign to get elected as a MP

After which I'd drop the party and then create the Aboriginal NEET Party and would then fight for Indigenous Sovreignty

>>266962

In international waters where we can be as seedy as we like.

>>266964

I'm sorry JOHN

>>266964

The fuck cunt? That wasn't me.

>>266961

Echuca is like 200kms by road away from the weir matey

but then again even if we could get past the weir there aren't too many towns past Albury that are on the Murray

What is Albury known for other than teen pregnancy?

>>266966

We'll create the aboriginal ethanolstate in international waters

>>266969

Could take a turn and go up the Darling or Murrumbidgee

When I was a kid, m cousins lived on the murrambidgee, that was fun.

>>266970

Wadonga,

>>266960

Excellent observation skills neet. I believe this is a clue that it takes place in Stephen King's Dark Tower universe.

>>266969

We'd probably just burn it and syphon the sniff then have a corrobaree

>>266975

Flooding the woight dawg city in the process, fucking unnapilled

>>266963

Ahh true.

>How?

You have to go further. Seriously been considering moving out to a severely rural area, make new friends, make some new memories.

The past year or so I have unironically and seriously been considering moving to a rural and remote Aboriginal community. For (if anything) the life experience that would manifest. I know a few people who have and they enjoy the time up north.

>>266978

I doubt the memories would be as good. I mean maybe but they wont have the teen bullshit naivety that made them so much fun.

How rural do you mean?

>>266965

A very well thought out and severely impressive plan.

Based.

>>266978

>Seriously been considering moving out to a severely rural area

Buy this place (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-other-wa-southern+cross-130076702), I'll move in with ya if you do, I think we could get a few NEETs to quit their jobs and move here

Finnishing off the last of my coke before I go to sleep. No matter how shit and pointless the rest of my life is, I still have this place

>>266983

I have you too mate

>>266982

You can get better places for less. That isn't that great.

I was looking at a church in a town that doesn't exist anymore not long ago. It was $27k and had a huge property. The building itself needed some work but it was great.

I think it was 17k to the local town.

>>266985

the thing is this is commune teir right from the getgo

all we need are the beds and some reason to why 20 cenno cheques are coming here

>>266987

I lived in Coober Pedy for a few years as a kid, that's one of my back up plans to go back. You can mine opal there and still get the dole.

>>266985

I like old churches.

>>266986

>some reason to why 20 cenno cheques are coming here

Tell em housing prices and high rent in main cities drove us here. Get ACA & TT to make a segment on us again.

>>266987

Noice. All it needs are some pictures of sweaty executives getting into shape at the front of the gym by pounding away at their keyboards.

>>266988

Sounds appealing.

>You can mine opal there and still get the dole.

Ideal, can you get gooned and mine opal at the same time?

>>266990

kek, might add that later tonight if I can't sleep.

Had a three hour neet nap earlier today. I think I now have enough energy for a nice comfy nine hour neet sleep. Nighty night neets.

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-other-qld-moolboolaman-7449575

…only if it comes with the caravan

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-lifestyle-qld-tara-7565927

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-coober+pedy-113325007

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-andamooka-113002879

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-lifestyle-qld-weranga-7566031

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-norseman-114647211

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-warramboo-116995575

The last two are pretty good

>>266991

Most of the people do.

>>266992

Good night

>>266992

night

>>266994

Awesome, would make a decent spot for the commune.

>>266993

>https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-coober+pedy-113325007

>$35,000

Bargain, not bad for a first house.

Could see myself raising some boong kids with a hot unna there.

>>266998

Good night

>>267001

She's a beauty the international shipping costs might be a bit steep but I think it's worth the investment.

>once the muslims take over europe.

Not long until they take over unnaland, granted the nips have already beaten them.

>>267003

I wish we had the Japanese swarmed here, then we'd have good tv shows made here

but we're stuck with the Chinks and the Pajeets

>>267004

>I wish we had the Japanese swarmed here

Me too but I feel as though they have no reason to. They have a good country with a solid sense of mateship.

We're stuck with poos and chinks because they're the some of the largest global populations and their quality of life is bad in comparison to here. Would you move to a 1st world country if you lived in a developing (2nd world) country? The difference of opportunities alone is inciting.

>>267005

It does feel like that gap is shrinking and you see more Australians go to China to teach English

Not that the Chinese aren't coming here less, it almost seems like they're setting up a counter society

not

>>267006

>see more Australians go to China to teach English

Perhaps, however In terms of citizenship we'll always have more permanent immigrants for the sake it's so easy for foreigners to intergrate here, e.g. buy a house, land, business.

You can't even own a house in china if you're a foreigner, regardless of citizenship.

Your money might be worth more in china but you'll always be an outcast. Chinese already have communities and people they can relate with here in Aus, hell they can get away with speaking primarily in their native language.

>setting up a counter society

Yep, it's been happening for a long time. I can't remember when it was but recently (I think 2013 or 2016) Immigration laws changed and since then they've been flooding in.

>>266970

Sounds like my kind of place 🍆💦😝😎

>>266970

I'm from there and no one from my school was pregnant tbh, that's more of a Sydney thing

I guess at the moment Albury is known for the attempted Chicken Perioding that happened there this week

>>267008

I wish we had somewhere we could go, it's fucking gay ay

>>267011

Yeah, it's fucked.

I'm gonna go to sleep.

Good night.

slow

Up n at em neetoes

morning

staying home again

Thinking about drinking tinnies out the back of the commune on shitty plastic chairs around a fire

>>267016

what's wrong with a log you posh cunt?

Good luck in your interview today ironing NEET

>>267017

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFmOUEe2zy

I have to have a wet shave and a shower at some point this morning, but it's too cold to strip off.

Nothing like a big curry poo to start off the day. Now it's time to apply for jobs in vain.

>>267016

Be careful they dont melt.

>>267020

The voices are returning again this morning.

>>267019

Yeah, good luck mate.

I get to get ready slow this morning. I have a sign up at 9:30 that's not far from home.

Big boong masturbation

Anal ripping rape

Pulverised aboriginal gape

>>267029

Anal ripping rape with a knife" and "strap and gag" for being anally raped and having anal fisted.

She claimed the rapists are "puppet masters who love anal sex" and "were able to get away with a lot because they didn't use any names".

"I've been attacked because of my sexuality even though I'm straight," she said.

The mother, of Southport, in the South Wales county of Swansea, told the Sunday Times that the perpetrators were working in the sex industry.

The Daily Mail reported: "A woman says she suffered four months of brutal physical and mental abuse after being forced to have anally raped by 16-year-old boys for her own amusement at a gay strip."

She said she believes it was a reference to gay sex, which was a common feature of the attacks and which she says has become taboo in a culture where the word "gay" is considered an insult by many.

The abuse ended when an off-duty police officer intervened

Shitpostbot https://talktotransformer.com/

>>267015

>>267023

Good morning

>>267032

Morning

I have formulated a plan for the morning.

Shave

Shower

Get a haircut

Get lunch from the bakery

>>267034

Shave… shit… a shower and a shoe shine

That's it… sack time

I will pay the poor NEETs $4.50 to shine my shoes

>>267031

I lube the knife

>>267036

Only if you ruffle my hair and say I'm a good boy, massa.

Faster than light rape

Hyper rape

space time rape dilation

>>267041

Han bolo and millenium rapist

>>267043

i have altered the rape

pray that i do not alter it again

>>267032

>>267033

goon morning neetos

back in brisbane after my trip to the sunshine coast lots on the go today haircut, appointment with employment provider, got to drop a medical exemption of to cenno

stolen rapes

>>267045

Morning. We thought you may have been bum bashed by another lot of bicycle thieves

Wage time. See you all later.

>>267047

wage on bro

>>267046

boong bike burglars bugger bums brutally

>>267046

no was just busy working to barter for bike parts and worshop time. This is me aligning a frame and machining the dropouts

>>267050

Don't you dare machine any dropouts round here m8

These dropouts are my friends

Unless you're making RoboNEET then go right ahead

>>267051

Small mill. Is that one of those Sieg X2 clones?

Shave has been performed.

Still psyching myself up for the shower.

>>267054

You can do it m8, we believe in you

I didn't wank last night, I don't need a shower

I need to go shopping for more business clothes

>>267053

Its pretty small buts its outfitted with easson linear glass scales and a 3 axis DRO.. i am currently building up a computerized rotary table for it.

>>267057

i got some really nice stripy dress shirts from aliexpress for $10

Interview went pretty well, wouldn't be surprised if I get the job. Guy said I was the best of the candidates and was chatting with me pretty cordially about how expensive recruiters are and how they don't wanna hire foreigners with poor english and stuff.

Not sure I really want the job though tbh, small business with a bunch of weird cunts and a sad looking office. Probably worth slugging it out though.

Time for a durry and a clean up

>>267060

you earnt it mate go with your gut and most wageriums are sad looking places regardless ;)n

>>267063

I'm comin for you

>>267063

fascinating i bet you are in front of the fancy womens lingerie store aren't you ?

>>267063

Can you get me some chopsticks from Daiso please

One fire drives out one fire; one nail, one nail;

Rights by rights falter, strengths by strengths do fail.

Come, let's away. When, Caius, Rome is thine,

Thou art poor'st of all; then shortly art thou mine.

I'm really disgusted how this gape shit is getting pushed by Jews in porn.

>>267069

Yeah I was smoking a couple cones of sifted half-keif shit the other day, got me way more ripped than I imagined

>>267070

It's probably got a higher crystal (trichome ?) ratio than most pot

I gotta go out and do things too which sucks

>>267069

>>267070

>>267071

my friends who used the little coffee grinders to chop always treasured the fine powder that accumulated on the insides. It was green gold to them.

Try doing a butane extraction some time. Powerfull stuff.

>>267073

Good job wagie, get into the cagie, hurry now, no time for ragie.

>>267073

Is this Volunteer NEET

>>267073

Congratulations

Morning was a success.

Showered

Shaved

Haircut

Payed a bill

Voted

Purchased a new hoodie and tshirt from the Mr Pig section at Target

Visited one of Craig's moles

Got some lunch at the bakery

>>267073

Good boy.

>>267079

and the postie just dropped off the banjo cd I'd ordered a while ago

You boongs need to keep your women under control

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/serial-cop-spitter-faces-court-for-allegedly-assaulting-paramedic/news-story/773182df73ee05ba094ee2851f2dfa24

>>267082

>serial cop spitter

She shouldn't have cops in her mouth then

13 degrees today in Shitbourne, pissing down with rain down here, went to mcdonald and the gym yesterday before coming home absolutely exhausted, feel rather unwell right now, was cleaning a window with some acetone based shit and breathed in too many of the fumes, is this what being an aborigine feels like?

So do you need to actually attempt TAFE to get centrelink? Or can you just go every day without submitting assignments and still get Youth Allowance?

>>267085

Theres some young blokes on my construction course who only show up one day a week to get YA

Guy in charge is slack as fuck though, I do about 10 hours a week and it should be 30

>>267086

>>267087

Fucking heaps sick.

Local legends aye.

>>267088

But do you actually pass these subjects?

>>267087

How I imagine 10k

Left work after 2 hours

Fuck it

>>267075

IroningNEET

No wank, no wash

Wank, wash

>>267094

No wash, no wank.

>>267082

>Indigenous activist Leilani Clarke who was previously convicted of spitting at and assaulting police and paramedics she calls “white dogs” has faced court on a new assault charge.

Pretty standard behaviour in traditional boong politics

Fucking library chinks are so loud. Just shut the fuck up already. I hate these fucking communists so goddamn much.

Wank n' Roll

>>267098

Race war when?

Thinking of growing a moustache.

Going to Murphys house

Am I a retart or do they not sell chapsticks at coles?

I checked the medicine/shampoo aisle 3 times

>>267103

Nah, you're a retart because you can't spell retard

>>267104

He is a retard because he is posting from a phone.

>>267105

Damn ph*ne p*sters

"White Dog" is a pretty shit insult when you think about it.

Being white is great and most dogs are also great.

Sometimes I think the boongs are a bit stupid.

>>267107

packs of ownerless dogs are common pests in some of the shithole towns they live in

>>267108

I got a ciggie for you bitch

>>267109

I guess that makes sense,that's the boongs fault though, not the dogs.

Those poor dogs have to live on boong charity

They're like boongs to the boongs

Big stinky poo

>>267113

Said nobody ever

It's okay to poo in a loo

Really depressed day today, fell asleep last night with wet hair so now it is sitting all weird. Going to the gym tonight which gives me something to look forward too. I was mirin' my arms in the mirror this morning, still scrawny but I'm getting bigger.

My ex girl friend pissed her pants in my car today to spite me for not getting back with her. How do I get rid of the smell? It smells like dehydrated piss.

>>267117

That boongs face is a map of history

Or maybe to hidden boong treasure

>>267119

Nope

Just fucking no

>>267119

you wont get rid of that smell m8, time for a new seat

>>267120

he knows where all the half empty goon bags are

Webby can we get a good night recording?

>>267122

Damn that bitch.

>>267119

Do a bigger piss and cancel out her smell.

>>267107

>Being white is great

lol

>>267128

I'm gonna need to see a detailed DNA report from you before you post anymore m8

>>267119

Fabreeze maybe.

Have her charged if it was a wilful act.

>>267129

I don't want to find out I'm a jew

>>267124

I'll think about it.

You all have to be on your best behaviour.

>>267103

you sure you don't mean lip gloss you little bitch

>>267103

https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/everything/search/chapstick

>>267103

It was near the sunscreen last time I purchased some