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 No.232954 [Last50 Posts]

I've had enough of all this peace and love crap

Lets have a good old fashioned hate thread

UNNA FOR THE UNNA GOD

OLD >>232187

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 No.232955

I didn't do the last and first thing because I'm a filthy boong and I hate you all

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 No.232956

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 No.232957

>>232955

You did the first thing right you just forgot the old post

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 No.232958

Went to the shops. Bought some deodorant, aftershave, shave cream, disposable razors, effervescent magnesium tablets, bread rolls and a chicken.

I plan to make a couple of chicken rolls for brunch and use the rest in a curry for dinner.

About to visit BWS when they open at 10:00.

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 No.232959

>>232958

why not Dans

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 No.232960

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB,366x333,122:111,f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Appointments are filling fast!

I hope to see (You) soon!

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 No.232961

kek

I bet Sven sits in the old thread for an hour or so

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 No.232962

>>232959

Because if I spend $90 at BWS before Sunday I get 1500 frequent flyer points.

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 No.232963

>>232962

wouldn't that also work at Dans since they're both woolworths owned

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 No.232964

>>232960

(You) know (you) will m8

And thanks for Danposting again, there was a dan-less void in my life

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 No.232965

>>232961

you wish

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 No.232966

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 No.232967

>>232965

Bloody hell, well done m8

We've lost several NEETs that way

Legend has it they're still sitting there waiting for a reply to

>BUM GASH

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 No.232968

>>232963

Unfortunately not. Probably because they know people like me would make millions of points.

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 No.232969

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB,244x244,1:1,fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>232964

>a dan-less void

I am here for (You) and will try my best.

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 No.232970

Who let this IKEA cunt in without consulting me first?

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 No.232971

I was slightly worried before, my cones seemed not to be working but that 8th one did the trick

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 No.232972

>>232971

You have a problem, son.

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 No.232973

>>232970

me, fuck your authority

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 No.232974

>>232972

Not one that 8 cones can't cure

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 No.232975

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 No.232976

>>232971

mate I'm not even that big of a stoner and I know weed takes a bit to kick in sometimes

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 No.232977

>>232973

One more outburst like that and we’re going to have a problem…

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 No.232978

>>232970

you run this place or what?

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 No.232979

>>232977

YTOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD !!!

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 No.232980

>>232978

Yeah, that's Possum.

He's a huge skinhead guy from Adelaide.

Real hard core nazi.

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 No.232981

>>232977

what are you going to do, wank my dog?

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 No.232982

>>232980

Real hard core ashkenazi

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 No.232983

>>232978

I don’t run the place, but the other NEETs consider me kind of a big deal. An executive if you will.

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 No.232984

>>232983

Are you fragrant?

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 No.232985

>>232981

I’ll wank you with your dog’s corpse

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 No.232986

>>232983

weber you're a big boong

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 No.232987

>>232985

jokes on you, I don't have a dog

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 No.232988

>>232984

Very. Imperial Leather gets all the girls with grandpa fetishes moist

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 No.232989

>>232986

abigboong 4U

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 No.232990

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 No.232991

>>232980

we go juul one together and he comes down from his trip again

or is e-cigs banned in aussieland?

I read porn with small tits is banned because muh pedophilia

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 No.232992

>>232988

Good taste in soap m8

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 No.232993

>>232986

That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me this week

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 No.232994

Going to buy some kopi instan

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 No.232995

>>232992

Aftershave

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 No.232996

>>232991

Nah, we just don't like small tits here m8

Chicks with small tits can fuck right off

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 No.232997

>>232995

Ah, I use their soap.

It works and smells quite nice.

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 No.232998

>>232991

vape is still legal IIRC

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 No.232999

>>232996

but flat chests need love too

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 No.233000

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 No.233001

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>>232996

>Chicks with small tits can fuck right off

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 No.233002

>>232999

How can you love a flat chest ?

Slap it with your dick a bit ?

Also, Possum made me do the captcha again for saying he was a skinhead

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 No.233003

>>233002

>captcha again for saying he was a skinhead

???

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 No.233004

>>233002

Anything you can’t fit in your mouth is a waste

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 No.233005

>>233004

Wasn't that john's motto ?

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 No.233006

File: 1eff44a0b66ee89⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.08 MB,682x1024,341:512,ClipboardImage.png)

UNNA

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 No.233007

>>232954

Low quality edition.

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 No.233008

>>233002

flat chests are loved with tender kisses and sensual touches

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 No.233009

>>233007

Make a better one faster then next time nerd

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 No.233010

Thinking about high quality anal…

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 No.233011

>>232999

Getting close to a ban.

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 No.233012

>>233008

Very close.

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 No.233013

>>233009

I was washing my penis.

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 No.233014

OH, of course

>hello Aussies

>friendly banter

>Hey, how about those flat chested girls ay ?

Well spotteed

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 No.233015

>>233013

Tell us more about the speed and technique.

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 No.233016

>>233013

Wash your penis better and faster next time nerd

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 No.233017

>>233014

We all know Sweden is gay and loves muscly man chests

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 No.233018

>>233017

I thought they loved niggers ?

Cruisey is basically Swedish.

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 No.233019

When are (You) going to finish that goon bag and make a new outfit?

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 No.233020

>>233017

honestly, I cannot refute this…

>>233018

anon, you cannot say that word

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 No.233021

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 No.233022

>>233020

It's fine Cruisey's wife gave us all the N-Word pas

We're basically honorary Niggers on top of being honorary Boongs and honorary Jews

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 No.233023

I have a new hobby

When I get bored here I go on /n+/ and find stories posted by timothy and call him a homo

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 No.233024

>>233023

Are you Johnny Neptune

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 No.233025

>>233015

Lather from my pubes to get the soap suds up and to ensure greasy NEETjuice doesn't get involved in the main attraction. Start to re-lather whilst carefully caressing my nads and sliding down the sides towards my gooch, you want to make sure the surrounds are completed prior to the actual penis washing.

By this point the soap suds are thick and bulbous.

Start at the top of the shaft and then work towards the end, make sure with each stroke to pull the foreskin back and forth with an effortless glide.

NK settle down, this is how real penis' work.

once all lint and grease has dissipated, hold the foreskin back while gently rubbing in a vigorous circular motion with your thumb on the goblins forehead. Whilst the skin is back, use your forefinger, or even two fingers to circulate to the opposite side of the head where the skin attaches and with slight pressure work that area. It can be advantageous to pull the shaft towards the heavens so you can see what is going on but sooner or later you will be able to do this whole process via touch alone.

Once the lathering is complete, position your shoulders back so he water can run over your meat and veg to cleanse the area in question of said suds.

Results vary from a glistening shine to a softened pink area depending on the force and time spent.

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 No.233026

>>233024

Lol, no

He was briefly fun but he gets boring quick

timothy posts really shit stories and he deleted a few of my posts pointing this out so I declared war

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 No.233027

>>233016

No, it is a sin to not spend an appropriate amount of time on it.

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 No.233028

>>233020

You can not say Cruisey.

Remember this.

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 No.233029

Why are all the token foreigners always weird cunts?

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 No.233030

>>233027

They do say cleanliness is next to Godliness

I guess that applies to penises too

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 No.233031

>>233022

Gods among men.

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 No.233032

Fuck sake, didn't get enough sleep. Day ruined, goose bump and shivers.

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 No.233033

>tfw Godly penis

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 No.233034

>>233029

Everyone here is a weird cunt

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 No.233035

>>233025

Thanks, very insightful.

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 No.233036

>>233033

>tfw no pictures

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 No.233037

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>>233034

>Everyone here is a weird cunt

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 No.233038

Took me until now to realise the last thread had finished

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 No.233039

>>233032

That sucks m8

Have a cone and a wank and try for a nap in a while

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 No.233040

>>233034

I.. I don't think so.

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 No.233041

Ooh

You can binge

You can wank

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that NEET

Watch that scene

Dig in the wanking NEET

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 No.233042

>>233040

Personally I must admit in all honesty to being a weird cunt.

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 No.233043

>>233034

Of course, you are on 8gag of all things …

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 No.233044

>>233035

They are instructions, practice on yourself over the week but Thursday night there will be an exam to test how much you have learnt.

You better not leave me red raw.

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 No.233045

>>233041

kek/10

and now I've got that song stuck in my head

you cunt

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 No.233046

>>233038

Lack of Bum Rash can do that.

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 No.233047

The eggs are enjoying the pool a bit too much

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 No.233048

>>233042

It's them, not you.

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 No.233049

>>233046

I snuck in a POO POO but I completely mistimed my bum rash

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 No.233050

Morning NEETs.

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 No.233051

>>233050

Howdy m8, how goes it ?

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 No.233052

>>233043

I find it strange how certain people gravitate towards this place. I have spent a considerable portion of my entire existence on this site.

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 No.233053

>>233051

It goes well. Thank you for asking.

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 No.233054

>>233050

Howdy buddy/

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 No.233055

>>233049

This is how we lose NEETs.

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 No.233056

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 No.233057

File: 027fbe6de04818c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,54.73 KB,220x340,11:17,ClipboardImage.png)

>>233056

How are you?

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 No.233058

>>233052

I have been here on and off for approximately 2/17ths of my existence.

free goon for the NEET who does the math

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 No.233059

>>233057

I'm fine now. Had a bad case of the sharts earlier in the morning, however

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 No.233060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>233058

I can't work that out.

4 years?

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 No.233061

>>233052

I always say the inconventional thinkers and failed intellectuals frequent this godforsaken shithole that is 8ch

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 No.233062

Chicken rolls have been consumed.

Time for a beer or six.

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 No.233063

>>233062

Have a wank

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 No.233064

>>233062

What comes after the beer

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 No.233065

walk the plank

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 No.233066

>>233061

Sophisticated boongs/.

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 No.233067

File: 2812e72c0f5fb4d⋯.png (62.11 KB,211x400,211:400,congrats.png)

>>233060

Near enough.

Congratulations

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 No.233068

gentlemen, thank you for the chat

I go to sleep now

see you tomorrow

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 No.233069

>>233067

Please tell me the answer.

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 No.233070

>>233068

See you then, good night Sven.

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 No.233071

>>233068

Have a seroquel

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 No.233072

>>233064

I have a bottle of shiraz to have with the curry, and I purchased a 12 year old Aberlour to get my frequent flyer points.

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 No.233073

>>233068

Cheers Sven, you seem ok, I hope you're not an undercover pedo or a granny fucker

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 No.233074

>>233069

I'm 43 and I've been here about 5 years

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 No.233075

>>233072

How frequently do you fly?

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 No.233076

ching chong wing wong i riv in sreden

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 No.233077

>>233073

He might make the nigger GFs for everybody thing a reality, seeing as Cruisey has failed us.

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 No.233078

>>233073

What if he's in to underage grandmothers?

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 No.233079

>I hope you're not an undercover pedo or a granny fucker

neither of both

thank you and good night

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 No.233080

>>233077

I am a disappointment.

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 No.233081

>>233075

about 4 or 5 times a year. Work only pays for economy class, but I usually have enough points to bump myself up to business. Depends on the fight duration. Adelaide to Melbourne is too short to waste on an upgrade.

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 No.233082

>>233078

This is a real thing

I know a 29 year old woman who's a granny and she's pretty hot

15 then 14

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 No.233083

>>233080

You had one job to do: basically a cattle muster.

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 No.233084

>>233082

The cycle of shit parenting and bad decisions accelerates.

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 No.233085

>>233083

I say we ban Cruisey from the commune until he delivers his promised herd of negresses

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 No.233086

>>233083

Too busy being a roustabout wrangling NEETs. Blame the other NEETs for not toeing the line. I have no lime to muster negresses.

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 No.233087

There will be quints in this thread.

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 No.233088

Prolific, yet untold accidents leading to the attainment of the DSP.

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 No.233089

>>233084

Great granny at 42 if it keeps up

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 No.233090

>>233084

15 year olds have been getting pregnant for all of human history you dickstick

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 No.233091

>>233090

In successive generations of one family? I don't think so.

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 No.233092

There was no where to park, I'm gonna sign up for the gym trial later today

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 No.233093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>233085

Things are not looking good for cruisey.

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 No.233094

>>233092

You had better mate. We're counting on you.

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 No.233095

An unresolved story line with a clear end: the DSP.

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 No.233096

>>233087

Will wizzy get them or be forced to drink the goon of shame and retire ?

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 No.233097

>>233087

If you are decimalNEET I will take that under consideration but I am not willing to accept that yet.

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 No.233098

>>233095

With a sub-plot twist of the reversing poos.

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 No.233099

When's the next palindrome?

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 No.233100

>>233088

NEETs are so needy.

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 No.233101

>>233097

I am neither decimalNEET or failingDiscreetMathNEET.

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 No.233102

>>233098

That could happen

If you had a hard poo and got a shock while pooping

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 No.233103

>>233099

233332 just before the quints

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 No.233104

>>233100

We have a need for knowledge

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 No.233105

>>233104

knowledge of poo

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 No.233106

>>233095

That was the end of the second act, third act was attainment of wagedom.

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 No.233107

>>233102

But would the poo come out the opposite end? That is seems to be what got me most.

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 No.233108

>>233098

Thank you for acknowledging the real story within that post.

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 No.233109

>>233107

I knew somebody who had to have emergency surgery as a child because his poos was coming up out of his mouth. His chest looks all fucked up now.

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 No.233110

>>233107

I think that might require outside forces

Hydraulics or compressed air and such

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 No.233111

Reverse sharts

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 No.233112

>>233109

They would probably worship him in india

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 No.233113

Thinking about quitting the wagerium. These long swings out in woop woop are taking a toll on me.

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 No.233114

>>233111

222 posts to go

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 No.233115

hydraulic anal malfunctions

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 No.233116

>>233112

Imagine vomiting a massive poo log.

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 No.233117

File: 0739fd0295eb856⋯.png (140.81 KB,500x346,250:173,0739fd0295eb8563fa149dcf2a….png)

>>233108

I have always been one to enjoy the finer details.

>>233109

Confirmation.

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 No.233118

Mysterious DSP attainment

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 No.233119

>>233118

Oh go on and tell the story m8

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 No.233120

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 No.233121

>>233116

That was full of undigested overcooking corn kernels from your underwhelming garden bed with no shade cloth.

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 No.233122

>>233121

*overcooked

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 No.233123

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 No.233124

>>233122

I'm glad you corrected that.

I was worried he was cooking the corn while pooping it out his mouth

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 No.233125

>>233119

That wasn't me.

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 No.233126

>>233124

poos kind of get cooked in your stomach the way babbys get cooked in their mummybot before coming out

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 No.233127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I hope that he returned but I fear I am too offensive.

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 No.233128

>>233124

Bumhole popcorn explosion/

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 No.233129

reverse shitmosis

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 No.233130

>>233125

Oh, sorry.

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 No.233131

>>233127

possum coming back is like jesus coming back and everybody killing him again

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 No.233132

>>233129

Dr Pepe MD

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 No.233133

Am I more likely to get a pajeet doctor at the clinic tomorrow or on the public holiday?

I don't want some old pajeet cunt to be looking at my bleeding bumhole problem

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 No.233134

>>233133

My doctor is a cutie pajeet.

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 No.233135

File: 68344e562f6f0e0⋯.jpg (171.13 KB,1024x768,4:3,13598-possum-crucifying-im….jpg)

>>233131

You made me do it m8

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 No.233136

>>233133

Can we instead examine the bum rash?

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 No.233137

>>233131

He is a martyr that is highly undervalued.

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 No.233138

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 No.233139

>>233138

Ominous.

I hope you are not a cruel NEET.

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 No.233140

>>233137

Possum is the hero the NEET gen deserves.

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 No.233141

Morning

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 No.233142

>>233140

He is the counterbalance that is so desperately required. It is him against the Dan boongs.

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 No.233143

>>233141

Good morning.

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 No.233144

>>233140

Possum has one that is 30 inches long and golden maple

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 No.233145

File: 4e42c9658a47286⋯.jpg (101.09 KB,600x581,600:581,That Feel When.jpg)

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 No.233146

>>233142

He is basically our Batman when you think about it.

A lone marsupial standing against the barbarian hordes of chaos and debauchery while fighting to contain his rage

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 No.233147

>>233146

The caped crusader.

In the depths of depravity, Possum will save the day. He is the only one who can.

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 No.233148

I signed up for the trial online

Straight away someone called me asking to book in a time with a "membership consultant", the girl even asked "whats your reason for signing up man", christ.

Now they wanna give me a tour on Monday, I feel duped already

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 No.233149

>>233148

Just take the tour and don't sign any contract until you've had a PT session and a couple of visits to see if you like it.

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 No.233150

File: 4b0583966f31db8⋯.jpg (56.07 KB,517x497,517:497,Screen-shot-2012-08-08-at-….jpg)

>>233147

I am now trying to be good and not say anything about Robin but it is extremely difficult

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 No.233151

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpeg (175.91 KB,1162x775,1162:775,821fb689e40fcd5e91bedc7a4….jpeg)

>>233148

It's like when my 'consultants walk with you to the goon isle. Just showing you where to go.

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 No.233152

>>233151

You have all my business again Dan

The old bitch at Craigs was very rude to me last time I went there

I may have been very drunk but I bought expensive whisky and I was not shown adequate respect

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 No.233153

remember that time quints proved possum touched webers pee pee

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 No.233154

Mate just got some mushies

Fuck yeh boiiiis

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 No.233155

>>233154

That mushashi protein shake stuff

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 No.233156

>>233153

Those were great days

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 No.233157

>tfw no mates to play warhammer with

>tfw can't really afford the miniatures either

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 No.233158

>>233154

Be careful with them

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 No.233159

>>233158

mushies killed my mum and raped my dad

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 No.233160

>>233159

i drink em after a workout

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 No.233161

>>233160

I honestly wasn't sure if you meant protein drinks or magic mushrooms

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 No.233162

Actually some of those could pop up soon in WA

It's usually when you get early rains then sun they show up

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 No.233163

>>233161

he's talking about mushrooms, i'm being a fuckwit

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 No.233164

File: d6fe522c3c1daef⋯.jpg (25.07 KB,344x344,1:1,6Mipd19I_400x400[1].jpg)

>>233163

All good m8

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 No.233165

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB,1023x576,341:192,afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)

>>233152

>The old bitch at Craigs was very rude

She doesn't understand the needs of our VIP customers.

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 No.233166

>>233165

I live in a really shit suburb and I think I may be the only one who buys top shelf there.

I should get a blowjob when I demand a bottle of Ardbeg in a drunken slurred voice not a filthy look

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 No.233167

>>233166

What time did you start today?

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 No.233168

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 No.233169

>>233167

Haven't yet, I wait till midday

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 No.233170

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.233171

>>233166

I feel the same.

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 No.233172

File: d32c4539db6d8f6⋯.jpg (5.02 KB,204x75,68:25,DanMad.jpg)

I kicked 2 sheboongs out of Dan's last month lads. Went back and apologized for swearing and making a scene and they said "don't bother, thanks for being an amazing human" Closest I've felt to someone in 6 years and he was a stranger who just puts through my order.

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 No.233173

>>233171

People are meant to pretend to like you when you give them lots of money goddamnit

It's in the rulebook

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 No.233174

>>233172

Dan's isn't just a goonorium, it's a way of life.

Good onya m8

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 No.233175

>tfw solo boongposting

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 No.233176

Coffee didn't help my sleep deprivation

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 No.233177

>>233176

Have a modafinil

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 No.233178

I sense a /leftypol/ ban incoming

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 No.233179

just finished up my errands

time to retreat to the NEETcave and get mfing comfy

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 No.233180

>>233178

God bless you!

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 No.233181

>>233172

Do good to Dan and Dan will do good to you.

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 No.233182

where can I find people to play warhammer with?

I am very confused by the different types, it is more complicated htan I remember a few years ago

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 No.233183

File: 01dfda5244d9a97⋯.png (254.74 KB,1546x502,773:251,leftyboongs.png)

>>233180

Thank you kind sir

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 No.233184

It's the thread about booze and proles

/leftypol/ sneering at goon and saying the poor shouldn't drink

Hypocritical doesn't even cover it

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 No.233185

tfw horribly scratched, bent, and perpetually dirty glasses

Like living in 240p

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 No.233186

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>233185

Enhance your outlook on life in store!

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 No.233187

File: aebadbf60a6245d⋯.png (353.26 KB,485x528,485:528,8062aaeb7e724746050585a2f6….png)

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 No.233188

File: 7e7fb3106dd103b⋯.png (475.85 KB,628x533,628:533,NEETcomic.png)

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 No.233189

File: a32fd9de27bfca0⋯.webm (3.71 MB,1000x640,25:16,1544694903282.webm)

getting cravings to play Runescape again, I never got into 07scape but wish I did at launch

>tfw will never do a dragon dagger spec on someone again

>tfw will never play Castle Wars again

>tfw no more chopping Willows in Draynor village

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 No.233190

i put all my pepes in the cloud today

i don't want my hard drive to stop working and become a NEET

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 No.233191

>>233190

Creepy, I had just started uploading all my images then you post that

Stop hacking me Weber

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 No.233192

File: 56c26ac555df2ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,97.82 KB,680x920,17:23,1466461698848.jpg)

>>233190

I've been thinking about something similar to this recently. If I do achieve gf2019, what do I do with all my memes? I feel like if I keep my computer locked like a usually do, she will get suspicious or something, but I don't want anyone sifting through all my pictures of sexy anime asses and happy merchants. I don't want to delete my collection. Is there a good way to hide the meme's?

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 No.233193

>>233190

So that's how frog rain happens

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 No.233194

File: b5f9f014a5906d1⋯.jpg (22.65 KB,640x352,20:11,cloudpepe.jpg)

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 No.233195

>>232991

you can buy vapes and everything but can't get the liquids if they contain nicotine, but people order those in from NZ anyway.

>>233006

>abbywinters

Many a good wank was once had to this website's content, I should look for a torrent of all of their old content one day.

27 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a nice sleep in after going to bed at 5am, not sure what I'll do today.

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 No.233196

>>233195

>not sure what I'll do today

have a wank

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 No.233197

>>233196

Good idea.

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 No.233198

>>233192

I show my porn to new gf's when they're at the happy stage.

They'll find it one day no matter what and I'm not deleting it so best get it done at the right moment.

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 No.233199

File: 56e30db83099b4a⋯.jpg (1.38 MB,700x3287,700:3287,Attempt.jpg)

This is a some what accurate depiction of this morning on /ausneets/ i think, there is probably more i can do with it but i cant think of anything at the moment.

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 No.233200

>>233192

Before gf started living with me I backed up everything into a hidden folder on an exHDD, reformatted, only used 8ch in a private browser and kept everything clean.

I'm not entirely sure if your upload in incognito mode will show on "recent files" in the OS thoug.

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 No.233201

>>233198

Do they ever question why all the girls are aboriginal?

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 No.233202

>>233201

Only once they scrub the brown paint off

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 No.233203

>>233199

Fucking hell m8, that is literally the best thing I've seen here, no joke

nearly shat my pants/10

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 No.233204

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 No.233205

If Sven comes back I'm going to be thinking of him as a sexy naked grill now though

This could get embarrassing

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 No.233206

>>233205

how big is his chest though?

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 No.233207

>>233206

Mosquito bites for sure

That will help actually, I like big boobs

>tfw Sven is becoming less sexy

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 No.233208

Hopefully he doesnt come back

Attention whores, all of them

Except argie he can stay

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 No.233209

>>233208

I like slovenianeet

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 No.233210

>>233208

>Except argie he can stay

He really posted here?

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 No.233211

I can feel another shart in the making

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 No.233212

>>233211

what did you consume?

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 No.233213

>>233211

your full of Stool

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 No.233214

>>233211

Same. Day 4 of no grog and I'm still having awful shits, eating relatively clean too. Only nature produce but a lot of asian style sauces

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 No.233215

>>233212

Last night: 2 minute noodles with an egg mixed in

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 No.233216

>>233215

That does not seem worthy of a good shart unless it was a funny smelling egg

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 No.233217

Wonder how peanut, carrots and something else NEET is going. I only eat like 1 or 2 carrots a day

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 No.233218

File: a8aad94bb5eed77⋯.png (1.42 MB,1281x685,1281:685,neets.png)

So NEETs ended up on A Current Affair in March 2019. What a laff. The link for the full video is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82LrhF1nxyw

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 No.233219

>>233218

Fucking kek, awesome

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 No.233220

>>233218

I am 100% sure we discussed this exact video three years ago. It had the same little logo at least

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 No.233221

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 No.233222

Yeah wtf, this is literally a repost

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 No.233223

>>233222

>a current affair spouting the same shit content

>reupload shit content from 3 years ago because they're running out of ideas

Colour me suprised

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 No.233224

File: 8f0710ecf0adc8d⋯.png (5.13 KB,475x187,475:187,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.233225

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw thinking about the goon cave

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 No.233226

>>233225

>tfw no new nk videos

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 No.233227

I wonder what NKs colleagues think of his accent

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 No.233228

>>233227

There are quite a few people with that weird faux seppo accent, no idea where it comes from

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 No.233229

>>233228

Isn't NK Irish or some shit?

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 No.233230

File: 073c81ac1f521d0⋯.png (11.94 KB,364x404,91:101,073c81ac1f521d0389bc664c57….png)

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 No.233231

tfw normies being loud in public

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 No.233232

>>233231

blast your anime music at them

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 No.233233

>>233231

reee at them

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 No.233234

>>233229

He's (((some shit)))

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 No.233235

tfw 3rd coffee made me anxious as fuck

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 No.233236

>>233228

>>233229

It's a NEET accent.

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 No.233237

>>233236

croikey

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 No.233238

>>233236

>>233228

>tfw also have this accent.

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 No.233239

>>233238

Nk's aboriginal grandad spread his seed far and wide

Just saying

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 No.233240

>>233228

People who consume an enormous amount of american media, end up being americans.

It is amazing how many people were raised by tvs

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 No.233241

I have been a napping these past couple of hours.

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 No.233242

>>233241

How did it go?

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 No.233243

>>233242

Fine thank you

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 No.233244

Weber are you on the wine yet

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 No.233245

>tfw perplexed

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 No.233246

>tfw suplexed

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 No.233247

File: bf0924d2814f851⋯.jpg (107.73 KB,1092x726,182:121,1542470947131.jpg)

>tfw regret my share market purchases

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 No.233248

File: dfda00e50d865b4⋯.jpg (136.59 KB,960x720,4:3,Newton’s Universal Law of ….jpg)

>tfw nobel prize is compromised

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 No.233249

>>233244

I just woke from a nap, so no.

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 No.233250

>tfw regret my shared Martha porpoises

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 No.233251

>>233248

homosexual M arrows

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 No.233252

File: a1f08224e71d939⋯.jpg (878.61 KB,866x1390,433:695,aboriginal-elder-australia….jpg)

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 No.233253

41.9% of men aged 25-34 are overweight

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 No.233254

>>233253

Once again with the man bashing.

Women are just sacks of fat and no muscle but they get a free pass.

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 No.233255

>>233247

When did you buy them?

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 No.233256

>>233253

skeles btfo

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 No.233257

Barely drank half my bottle of vodka last night, not even hungover today

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 No.233258

>>233255

the sharemarket you dumb dumb

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 No.233259

>>233257

you lazy boong

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 No.233260

>>233253

Eww, fat and weak. Disgusting.

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 No.233261

>>233257

>sleeps all bloody day and wonders why he didn't notice a hangover

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 No.233262

>>233258

i just noticed you said when not where. apologies, dumb dumb

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 No.233263

>>233262

dumbdumbneet

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 No.233264

>>233263

I AM NOT DUMB I AM ONE OF THE SMARTEST NEES

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 No.233265

>>233264

>NEES

We're going to need to locate a third dumb to add to your name tag

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 No.233266

>>233264

youre a smart nee

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 No.233267

>>233265

>>233266

JUST WAIT UNTIL POSSUM HEARS OF THIS!

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 No.233268

>>233262

You never answered my question?

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 No.233269

>>233268

I am not that NEET

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 No.233270

>>233268

What question?

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 No.233271

>>233269

Don't lie, you're dumbdumbdumbNEET

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 No.233272

This is such a clown show

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 No.233273

File: c6aea626a65881e⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,1200x906,200:151,Men_using_a_pointing_bone,….jpg)

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 No.233274

Another really uncomfortable and bothersome poo. Fuck

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 No.233275

>>233273

That is a very homoerotic aboriginal image, mate

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 No.233276

>>233272

Just wait for the attempts at >>233333 shortly and the resulting get.

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 No.233277

>>233274

Have a shart

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 No.233278

>>233274

You're detoxing.

You might also have blown an o-ring. Let Shire put you on the hoist and see what's going on up there.

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 No.233279

>>233273

cant even afford underdoos

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 No.233280

Quite anxious today

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 No.233281

>>233280

u hopin to get sum tonite?

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 No.233282

I might get shitfaced tonight and be a cunt to erryone.

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 No.233283

>>233282

good plan

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 No.233284

Anyone suck their poo in so the lower half breaks off or is it just me

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 No.233285

>>233284

The start of that sentence was very worrying

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 No.233286

File: 469e04da4b8e8c1⋯.png (Spoiler Image,545.32 KB,471x486,157:162,Jojo5.png)

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 No.233287

>>233284

I can only shart at the moment

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 No.233288

>>233283

I didn't ask you.

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 No.233289

>>233284

I break off a big one occasionally. Sometimes I have to use my hand.

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 No.233290

>>233286

I just want to keep punching that head until there's nothing recognisable left.

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 No.233291

Fuck you neets

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 No.233292

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB,1228x1502,614:751,57dad55a4db36a3a53622bbac2….png)

Just ate a whole 1.1kg quiche. It was worth it

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 No.233293

>>233291

Fuck off you seppo cunt. I bet you're not even a real seppo but an dirty fucking mexicunt.

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 No.233294

Can't even sit down with my bruised bleeding overshat asshole now. Have to lay down on my side for a bit

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 No.233295

>>233292

What's for mains, big fella?

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 No.233296

>>233294

Get some help if this persists.

And stop putting things up there.

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 No.233297

File: 2679704dd949efa⋯.png (136.4 KB,240x210,8:7,ClipboardImage.png)

GFs for every NEET who wants one, and even the malcontents.

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 No.233298

>>233297

Fuck hit the button. All hope is lost now.

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 No.233299

Yes, I was really going to sit there in silence for 35 posts… waiting.

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 No.233300

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 No.233301

>>233257

>Barely drank half my bottle of vodka

Drink even more tonight to make up for it!

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 No.233302

>>233292

Good work mate!

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 No.233303

>>233292

I've never made a quiche, but it's probably not that unhealthy. Shitload of protein.

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 No.233304

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB,253x270,253:270,3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

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 No.233305

File: daeee63d74a16df⋯.png (321.91 KB,1256x578,628:289,_ausneets_-_NEET_General_1….png)

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 No.233306

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>233301

It's hard in my old age, can't drink like you young fellas cuz

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 No.233307

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB,200x320,5:8,193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

>>233305

I can do so much more for you neet

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 No.233308

File: 00793b88bd53abe⋯.jpg (1016.48 KB,3456x4608,3:4,1546087961903.jpg)

>>233306

Get some of these into ya and start working on it now.

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 No.233309

>>233308

The dexies make it hard to drink, I loaded Duke nukem 3d onto my computer last night and realised I played for a whole hour without taking a sip of my drink

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 No.233310

File: 8ae8038b9eac946⋯.png (460.09 KB,752x572,188:143,0affc57b575fa1c6b5c3c862fa….png)

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 No.233311

They should combine dexies and dick pills so I can literally murder a prostie with my cock

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 No.233312

>>233309

get a playstation u pov

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 No.233313

>>233309

>The dexies make it hard to drink

They are becoming troublesome in your life, impacting on your wanking and drinking binges.

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 No.233314

>>233308

undo your fucking shoelaces before you take them off. that's how you wear out the heel bit.

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 No.233315

>>233314

That's good advice for him, but we don't what state he was in when he undid them.

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 No.233316

>>233312

I have a PlayStation 2 but no memory card

Gaymes are for gays

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 No.233317

>>>/leftypol/2833745

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 No.233318

>>233218

Hit piece for boomers, I will not watch this

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 No.233319

Do ATMs give $5 notes? I specifically need a $2 coin

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 No.233320

File: 43e1772c8dc3010⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,944.22 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-03-09 13.52.23.jpg)

Smooth poo

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 No.233321

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 No.233322

>>233319

lol no

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 No.233323

>>233321

stop lying

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 No.233324

>>233320

Disgusting state of your toilet. Quality is not as good as your last posts, and quantity is down a little.

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 No.233325

>>233323

Why ask then?

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 No.233326

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 No.233327

>>233325

I didn't ask, you fucktard.

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 No.233328

>>233326

A better question would be why the baby was drinking at the pub.

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 No.233329

File: 7f930885cc5fdb6⋯.jpg (83.24 KB,525x326,525:326,7f930885cc5fdb683c507b2e9b….jpg)

>>233327

Wake up on the wrong side?

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 No.233330

>>233328

Can milk be purchased at the bar?

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 No.233331

File: 888169e8939b38e⋯.png (1.33 MB,750x1000,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

NIGGER GF's FOR EVERYBODY!

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 No.233332

Palindrome

Polish my dome

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 No.233333

File: a4010fe9b7ce1c0⋯.jpeg (10.75 KB,188x268,47:67,a4010fe9b7ce1c086b6758634….jpeg)

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 No.233334

Quints.

Possum is a faggot

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 No.233335

>>233334

>Don't be fooled

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 No.233336

>>233333

Well this was disappointing.

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 No.233337

>>233336

No, thank you!

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 No.233338

>>233319

ATMs generally have 20 as their lowest but self serve checkouts dispense 10s too

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 No.233339

>>>/leftypol/2833749

Sorry m8, reported you for aboriginal anal

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 No.233340

>>233337

There aren't currently enough decimals to calculate when the next quints will occur here.

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 No.233341

>>233338

So withdraw a 20 and buy something worth less than 3 and you'll get a 2

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 No.233342

File: 7e0a3e8da7d051b⋯.png (372.67 KB,900x900,1:1,7e0a3e8da7d051be88e7e4d749….png)

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 No.233343

>>233341

That would be my tactic, might be worth going to an actual cashier if you (or that neet) need an actual 2 buck coin though as a self serve might spit out random smaller denominations

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 No.233344

File: 287fce4c0445961⋯.jpg (119.81 KB,645x773,645:773,287fce4c04459613e0c2ab7dd9….jpg)

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 No.233345

>>233324

It could do with a scrub, I might get cruisy to come clean it for me since I'm too old to do it myself

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 No.233346

File: 25e0293652ac6d7⋯.jpg (37.28 KB,656x467,656:467,images(68).jpg)

>>233326

DAT BABY FUCKED MA MISSUS

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 No.233347

There's a poker match tonight at my local pub. I should go down and use my autism powers.

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 No.233348

>>233326

>Duncraig

lol

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 No.233349

a very skele african girl looked and smiled at me today

thought of cruisey

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 No.233350

>>233349

I hope you killed her to be on the safe side.

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 No.233351

>>233349

I hope you smiled back

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 No.233352

>>233351

This is how you catch AIDS

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 No.233353

did anybody watch the tuba making video?

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 No.233354

File: 9da64b08997b55e⋯.png (1.27 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2019-03-09-14-1….png)

Got tonight's root sorted

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 No.233355

>>233354

Mate she won't even fit in the goon cave

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 No.233356

>>233354

What website/app is that?

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 No.233357

There are people sweeping outside

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 No.233358

>>233357

even my poor as shit suburb has a truck that does that

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 No.233359

File: 04708e6cf9aea9c⋯.jpg (39.47 KB,650x366,325:183,images(56).jpg)

>>233355

I can fit her in the goon tent but I'll have to share

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 No.233360

>>233356

Badpoo

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 No.233361

>>233359

Just need two extra sticks and her dress and you have that extension you've always dreamed about.

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 No.233362

>>233360

Not sure if lying or srs

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 No.233363

>>233356

Rapefinder

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 No.233364

I might put an advert on airtasker for a female to come here and run me a bath and scrub all of my dirt and grime away. Totally not for sexual.

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 No.233365

>>233364

What will you do if a tranny turns up?

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 No.233366

>>233354

Why would somebody giver her another hotdog? She's clearly had enough hotdogs.

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 No.233367

>>233365

There are only 2 genders and I will be stating this in my advert.

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 No.233368

>>233364

>Totally not for sexual.

It already sounds pajeet

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 No.233369

>>233366

So she doesn't eat yours instead

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 No.233370

>>233368

I got that phrase from this here board.

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 No.233371

>>233370

It's a weeb phrase

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 No.233372

>>233336

A rare Dan is never disappointing.

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 No.233373

>>233364

Did you specify she had to wear a maid uniform while doing it?

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 No.233374

>>233371

I wouldn't know what that shit is. Sounds gay and chink.

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 No.233375

>>233373

I haven't placed the ad yet. That's a good idea though.

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 No.233376

>>233375

Make sure to say that she has to have an open mind about different male body types

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 No.233377

>>233376

There is only one ideal male form: The Weber.

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 No.233378

It shouldn't take this long to sweep

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 No.233379

>>233378

Be a man and confront them.

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 No.233380

>>233378

If I lived next door to you and knew sweeping pissed you off, I'd affix guitar pickups to my yard broom and plug that fucker into a 1200 watt amplifier.

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 No.233381

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB,1024x1364,256:341,f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

>>233377

…and here he is, at competition weight

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 No.233382

>>233378

You should suggest they buy a powerful leaf blower to do the job quickly

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 No.233383

>>233380

It isn't the sound that bothers me though

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 No.233384

>>233383

So what bothers you? The fact they're outside?

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 No.233385

>>233382

Can't you just get some pet that eats leaves?

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 No.233386

>>233385

That's called a goat my friend.

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 No.233387

>>233385

Leaf eating animals are boring

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 No.233388

>>233386

or a giraffe

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 No.233389

>>233386

A goat will skip the leaves and eat your door mat instead

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 No.233390

>>233387

>>233388

Some dumb dumb hasn't been to the zoo lately.

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 No.233391

>>233385

More of a turtle man myself 🐢

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 No.233392

>>233389

This is why we shoot them and put them in curry.

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 No.233393

>>233391

Just need yourself an April O'Neil.

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 No.233394

>>233390

Why would I pay stupid money to see animals when I can already see animals outside?

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 No.233395

>>233394

Pavement Apes and dogs, sure. Where are you going to see giant pandas and meerkats and stuff?

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 No.233396

>>233393

Possum is Master Splinter.

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 No.233397

>>233395

I just make do with ferrets and executive sized neets

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 No.233398

>>233385

Or better yet, go chainsaw those trees down and put a permanent stop to the leaf infestation.

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 No.233399

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.233400

>>233398

He could use that chainsaw to acquire a certain leaf eating mammal, too

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 No.233401

>>233397

Executives in wheelchairs being pulled around by armies of ferrets. Sorry I couldn't find a picture.

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 No.233402

Anxous and my farts stink something awful, plus I can just smell my asshole from sitting here. This sucks. Hope my rectal health improves soon.

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 No.233403

>>233402

At least the neet general is a smell free zone

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 No.233404

>>233402

Take a bath.

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 No.233405

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 No.233406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.233407

>>233399

Nice digits.

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 No.233408

Fuck this

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 No.233409

File: 90141ed9ec8f7a1⋯.jpg (35.03 KB,491x330,491:330,90141ed9ec8f7a1ad8313acd0f….jpg)

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 No.233410

Alcoholic anal obliteration

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 No.233411

File: b098356f2ff5973⋯.png (518.46 KB,668x501,4:3,b098356f2ff597313e0d500999….png)

>>233408

>Fuck this

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 No.233412

>tfw didn't go to dans when I was out

life is constant regret, neets

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 No.233413

File: 647efe6707a93bb⋯.png (1.31 MB,1000x668,250:167,647efe6707a93bb595b2319f2b….png)

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 No.233414

File: b3163c3576b17eb⋯.jpg (103.11 KB,600x1714,300:857,d30e5184f9bf6c21acf8a78be8….jpg)

NK what type of walker will you use?

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 No.233415

>>233414

Astra gopher cart conversion would be more his style.

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 No.233416

>>233415

I hope someone can edit him into one.

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 No.233417

I hope there is some Harry Potter on TV tonight.

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 No.233418

>>233417

You realize you can purchase those movies and view them at any time, right?

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 No.233419

>>233417

and there isn't. what the fuck. there's some documentary about michael jackson fucking kids, but nothing like the wholesome word of wizarding.

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 No.233420

>>233414

I've been using a cane recently

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 No.233421

>>233418

it's just not the same

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 No.233422

>>233420

Who have you been using it on?

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 No.233423

Channel 44, 18:00 - Softball South Australia.

Might see somebody we know.

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 No.233424

>>233422

Good question.

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 No.233425

Might have to watch a DVD.

Iron Man 2 and Hungry Games don't interest me, nor does "womens" AFL.

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 No.233426

>>233425

What are your dvd options?

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 No.233427

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

watch this

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 No.233428

>>233426

I'm leaning towards some Craig-era James Bond or Sneakers, which I didn't watch the other night when I said I would. Could follow that with Hackers.

I'd need to have a good look at what I've got.

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 No.233429

File: b6eab075db88def⋯.jpg (21.33 KB,370x231,370:231,images (36).jpg)

I'm watching this tonight

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 No.233430

>>233429

I don't think it will be what you want it to be NK

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 No.233431

>>233427

Would you trust a barber from a culture that shits in the street to disinfect his blades?

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 No.233432

>>233430

It might be. The guy in the red beanie looks like a funny cunt.

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 No.233433

>>233431

A little poo in the bloodstream never hurt anyone

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 No.233434

>>233431

They're disposable ya drongo

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 No.233435

File: e9ac9ff10ed484d⋯.png (193.62 KB,464x272,29:17,39777183_1908433772584874_….png)

Sister is sperging out at mummybot.

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 No.233436

I'm not watching anything. I don't have the attention span for movies any more

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 No.233437

>>233434

So by definition he's not a real barber.

I've had this argument with my sister (who is a hairdresser) about the fake cut-throat she has that takes replaceable blades.

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 No.233438

>>233432

What's your thoughts on African Anal?

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 No.233439

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 No.233440

>>233436

Have a wank

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 No.233441

>>233440

Most pornos are movie length now too, I doubt he can do that either

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 No.233442

>>233441

He can just go straight to the climax scene then.

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 No.233443

>>233442

You miss valuable character development doing that mate

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 No.233444

>>233442

The better ones have timing marks so you can jump straight to the triple anal followed by the cumshot.

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 No.233445

>>233443

Her anus isn't going to get any looser after 15 minutes of anal.

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 No.233446

>>233444

>triple anal

How does this work? Is it three dicks or three anuses?

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 No.233447

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 No.233448

>>233440

Don't really have the attention span for that either tbh

Sometimes I load a porn video, skip to the standard good bits, am not satisfied and feel kind of stupid with myself. Close the tab and let out a deep sigh, refreshing the neetgen and wondering about my life.

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 No.233449

>>233446

It's actually nine dicks equally shared among three anuses.

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 No.233450

Will we get to 750 tonight

find out later on NEETBALL Z

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 No.233451

feel fucking horrible

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 No.233452

File: ee88df38b6f6bc6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,75.06 KB,654x480,109:80,meanwhile at the NEETCommu….jpg)

>>233447

Wew this is a good

>Meanwhile at the commune

pic

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 No.233453

>>233449

Isn't that just a Tzentchian Slaaneshi

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 No.233454

Couldn't be bothered making that curry.

Ended up getting local chinky.

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 No.233455

>>233192

If you only had high quality memes that you were proud of, this wouldn't be an issue. All mine were of the highest caliber. Misso was very impressed by my pepe collections.

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 No.233456

>>233452

Spoiler shit cunt.

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 No.233457

>>233452

Do you have a fetish for old and young stuff? You asked about some Oldje model a few weeks ago.

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 No.233458

File: b6252fb597d6b1c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,55.72 KB,654x480,109:80,neetcom.jpg)

FUCK FORGOT TO SPOILER

here is another

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 No.233459

>>233450

I'll see it that we do.

Weber is getting a skinful and staying up until at least 22:00

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 No.233460

>>233452

>>233458

What about a screen capture from the first video?

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 No.233461

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 No.233462

>>233460

He can't spoiler his own shit retrospectively.

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 No.233463

>>233199

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Please make more of these.

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 No.233464

>>233461

You have posted that before.

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 No.233465

>>233464

If never gets old for me.

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 No.233466

>>233218

This is very old, it was a meme on /aus/ and that pic is a banner here, I made it about a year ago.

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 No.233467

>>233231

IKTF, they are all shit

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 No.233468

Womens AFL fucktarts can't even work out how many of the stinky bitches are supposed to be on the ground at the same time and who is on the bench.

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 No.233469

>>233299

You fucking autist

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 No.233470

>>233469

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE

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 No.233471

Unworthy get. Truly horrendous.

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 No.233472

Dug out Craig's Casino Royale, Karate Kid, Sneakers, and Hackers DVDs.

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 No.233473

>>233471

>NOBODY BEATS DAN MURPHY'S

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 No.233474

>>233466

I thought the banner was an edit

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 No.233475

>>233474

You didn't think, NEET. That's the problem.

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 No.233476

>>233418

>purchase

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 No.233477

>>233474

You shouldn't have thought.

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 No.233478

>>233475

>>233477

My self-esteem is low enough already you cunts

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 No.233479

>>233478

It was just banter, m80.

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 No.233480

>>233478

Is this the anger we saw before?

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 No.233481

>>233427

Why should I have watched that?

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 No.233482

>>233481

It's a secret poo shaving technique.

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 No.233483

Big poo living

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 No.233484

File: fc13e7b7fe3fbc7⋯.jpg (136.86 KB,1268x527,1268:527,Pendolino dinner.jpg)

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 No.233485

>>233482

It wasn't very good.

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 No.233486

>>233482

Wiping the "sterile" "disposable" blade on his shit-covered hand each time he made a pass.

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 No.233487

File: bad78271c942051⋯.png (11.62 KB,370x293,370:293,Qlders.png)

I was at a servo with my dad today and this bloke comes out with a stockade shirt on and my dad started talking to him about Norm Gallagher and fucking Toowoomba. Guy didn't know what was going on.

Didn't know if I was spelling Toowoomba right.

Google thinks Qlders are wombats.

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 No.233488

Sunset beckons…

Depression sets in, heart rate rises.

This sad lonely NEET, in a quarter life crisis.

No goon, no cones, got nothing to cope.

Just sit in my cave, only able to mope.

No gf here with me, got nothing to do

But talk to my buddies, about painful poo

My tummy starts rumbling, but I'm just too lazy

My mind is left bumbling, all broken and hazy

I let out a sigh, and the tears well up,

But crack a little smile, thinking of Joondalup

There's not much out there, nothing on the horizon

But I recall my mistakes, they're making me wisen.

It's troublesome here, these memes drive me mental

All week on my own, in my one bedroom rental

I may be a fuckup, an empty shell of a man,

But I'm not gonna fall, to the poisons of Dan

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 No.233489

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 No.233490

>>233485

True, he was only shaving milligras off when he could be shaving off grams of poo.

>>233486

That's how they get their brown skin.

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 No.233491

>>233488

Enioyed everything except the last line, you need bands in your life and you've earned it after all those days of sobriety.

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 No.233492

>>233439

No clue, she's claiming that mummybot doesn't lover her or some shit like that. Going to my mate's place for some drinks, hopefully it will be less of a shitshow then my attempt at going to the pub last night.

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 No.233493

Thinkin bout Oetingers…

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 No.233494

>>233493

No Mong!

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 No.233495

Shit. I fell asleep and forgot to let boong wizzy out to quint.

Him and Dan are basically the same person though so it's ok

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 No.233496

>>233492

Don't get too gooned.

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 No.233497

>>233495

Both proprietors

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 No.233498

Shire what is the Ford that Bond Drives near the beginning of Casino Royale when he's at the Bahamas?

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 No.233499

>>233498

I've never seen the movie but I'm pretty sure it's a Mondeo, not to be confused with MonaroNEET

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 No.233500

>>233499

Never heard of him.

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 No.233501

>>233499

Ta. It looks like a fun car.

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 No.233502

>>233500

He's busy manscaping in preparation for my visit on Thursday.

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 No.233503

>>233502

Oooooh, hot!

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 No.233504

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 No.233505

Big poo.

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 No.233506

>>233502

What are you going to get from McDonald's?

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 No.233507

If all the NEETs keep pairing off like this I'm gonna get worried

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 No.233508

Billie Eilish is hot but wears horrendous clothes.

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 No.233509

>>233508

you could say the same about NK

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 No.233510

>>233506

Well I hope he can afford a Double Quarter Pounder and 10 nuggets. I am high class after all.

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 No.233511

>>233508

Women find strange ways of expressing themselves

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 No.233512

>>233509

Billie Eilish is hot but wears horrendous NK

Nah, it doesn't work

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 No.233513

>>233510

What sauce are you going to get with the nuggets?

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 No.233514

>>233513

Good nuggets don't need sauce.

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 No.233515

>>233510

If he buys you 10 nuggets you'd better put out m8

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 No.233516

>>233514

>good nuggets

>mcdonalds

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 No.233517

Need something to fuckin do

What do normal people even do with their time if they're not drinking

I might go to maccas

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 No.233518

>>233515

I think you have the story backwards.

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 No.233519

>>233517

>if they're not drinking

Smoke pot

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 No.233520

>>233517

Watch netflix I think.

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 No.233521

>>233515

He's purely paying for my time. If we decide to have buttsex that's just down to chemistry.

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 No.233522

>>233518

YOU MEAN YOUR GOING TO ANALLY INSERT 10 NUGGETS ON HIM !!!

YOU VILE FIEND !!!

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 No.233523

>>233517

According to my research they hang out with friends or watch superhero films. Additional research is needed to discover the level of overlap between the events

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 No.233524

>>233523

My brother is normal and I believe he and his normal friends watch old horror films and laugh at them.

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 No.233525

>>233520

The movies on netflix are shit house

>>233523

Superhero movies are shithouse

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 No.233526

>>233524

This is a curious development. Are you sure these horror movies do not contain superheroes?

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 No.233527

>>233522

AT LEAST THEY'LL STAY

CALIENTE

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 No.233528

>>233526

I am not sure on their level of superherosity tbh.

On reflection they're a bunch of nerds too so I don't know if they're a suitable control group.

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 No.233529

>>233525

this is why you'll never be a normalfag

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 No.233530

>>233528

Anyone with a friendship group that extends outside of an autistic shitposting forum is a normie

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 No.233531

File: cd7944047dfd380⋯.png (977.31 KB,950x590,95:59,zompoo.png)

>>233525

Stop watching the same movie then

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 No.233532

>>233530

Shit

Can I still sel… ahh… perform commercial transactions involving naturally occurring substances with normies ?

Please doan ban me

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 No.233533

>>233532

Have you made your $10K yet?

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 No.233534

>>233532

Can you perform them with me?

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 No.233535

No ones gonna know if I get some long necks…

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 No.233536

>>233535

You earned it m8!

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 No.233537

>>233535

same old mongtard

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 No.233538

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 No.233539

>>233535

Disgraceful.

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 No.233540

File: a5be11bf62c8af1⋯.jpg (18.25 KB,240x240,1:1,who cares.jpg)

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 No.233541

File: 19651a906ae149b⋯.png (829.37 KB,518x707,74:101,getting there.png)

>>233533

I'm getting there

This is all past expenses, I borrowed $1400 to set the thing up

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 No.233542

>>233541

Why do you carry cash?

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 No.233543

>>233541

I hope you didn't borrow from duggos.

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 No.233544

>>233542

Not wise to mix crime and electronic funds, fren.

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 No.233545

>>233542

To annoy the jews

>>233543

Nah, from my brother

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 No.233546

>>233541

caliente

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 No.233547

>>233535

Get a long aboriginal penis

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 No.233548

File: 6ab6424557e42ff⋯.jpg (58.76 KB,678x452,3:2,images(67).jpg)

Dinner time

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 No.233549

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 No.233550

Can Boong Deodorant be bought as meat in stores?

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 No.233551

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 No.233552

>>233541

buy silver

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 No.233553

>>233552

I'm hearing that gurgling sound from the drain again…

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 No.233554

>>233553

Blocked pipe, nigga.

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 No.233555

Do any of you NEETs sell stuff on eBay or Amazon to make money?

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 No.233556

>>233553

Stick your penis in it, might give good head

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 No.233557

>>233554

Bitcorns, gold and stock market advice is really blocking my pipe. Got any advice to unblock it?

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 No.233558

>>233557

You need to mix up vinegar and boong semen to clean bitcoins off m8.

And invest in KFC, that does well in a recession.

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 No.233559

>>233558

I'll try it and see how it goes. It would be nice to have a functional sink that doesn't piss me off every time I walk past the kitchen.

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 No.233560

>>233559

My toilet was blocked last week, it got rather unpleasant.

My sympathies for your drainage.

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 No.233561

I overcame the Dan cravings. That was close, I was pacing around with car keys in hand.

Tough times.

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 No.233562

>>233561

Have a water

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 No.233563

>>233561

You just need to drop to your knees and let Dan into your heart m8

Nah, good onya, keep it up m8

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 No.233564

>>233561

You just need to drop to your knees and let Dan into your heart m8

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 No.233565

Might get some mints tho

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 No.233566

>>233565

Get them from somewhere away from your local Dan Murphy's store

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 No.233567

File: 07eddcd37f40282⋯.png (160.83 KB,335x344,335:344,santaswhore.png)

So who is this new whore in the bottom corner of my screen ?

Why is she dressed as a Christmas elf ?

Why does 8chan want me to look at her boobs ?

I need answers goddamnit

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 No.233568

>>233567

I've got some suspiciously aged chink cartoon girl instead

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 No.233569

>>233567

I brought this up weeks ago and nobody replied.

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 No.233570

>>233566

Dans is right next door but closing in 7 minutes

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 No.233571

>>233569

You were a trendsetter, way ahead of your time

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 No.233572

>>233570

Better have that water before you head out, hydration is very important

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 No.233573

>>233567

The fuck is this shit, cunt?

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 No.233574

>>233573

Some whore of a Christmas elf that wants my penis apparently

Adverts have lied to me before though

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 No.233575

.tfw a bit bored

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 No.233576

If NK works hard enough and puts his mind on the task, do you think his encounters could create some super gonorrheaas legacy he leaves behind in 11 years and so many months?

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 No.233577

>>233575

Satuday Nights always seem to be like that

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 No.233578

File: 5ae3fb40edd2cd7⋯.png (113.81 KB,398x397,398:397,39922ce8.png.png)

25mg of seroquel down the hatch

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 No.233579

>>233576

When you've been inside that many boongs and NEETs ….

It's amazing the ebolaids hasn't killed him yet

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 No.233580

and 20mg of fluoxetine

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 No.233581

>>233578

I've started imagining a NEET opening a small hatch and dropping pills down them when you do that post

It's kinda fun to do, thanks

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 No.233582

>>233578

Your detox story will be one I will cherish.

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 No.233583

>>233578

Good night psychotic NEET

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 No.233584

Might start on the scotch in a minute.

Casino Royale is nearly finished.

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 No.233585

>>233584

I was just thinking the same, except about Casino Royale

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 No.233586

>>233579

The Boongka must keep his body strong. I hope he finishes that bottle tonight to build up his immunity.

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 No.233587

>>233584

I was just thinking the same, except about having a wank

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 No.233588

>>233586

That vodka is needed for internal sterilization

If he doesn't finish it even once he could explode into a Nurglesque plague cloud

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 No.233589

>>233587

I was just wanking the same, except about having a think

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 No.233590

what sort of shoes would you cunts wear with jeans if you were going out in the evenings?

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 No.233591

>>233560

You can usually dig up the inspection valve outside the toilet (usually under the bricks) and try clearing it without calling a plumber.

Will smell like absolute shit thou

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 No.233592

File: 3c9fdd3421e3536⋯.jpg (3.73 MB,4608x3456,4:3,20190309_212516.jpg)

Time for a binge

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 No.233593

>>233592

That's a skele binge

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 No.233594

>>233588

I would set up memorial for our special little boong if that happened. I know though, he can do it with the right diet drinks, he can finish it off tonight and go to Dan's tomorrow for some Coors.

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 No.233595

>>233591

My inspection points are at ground level with screw-on covers.

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 No.233596

>>233593

99% of my diet is just cheap whole produce, I'm a jew in the supermarket, this is a major treat

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 No.233597

>>233590

These ones >>233308

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 No.233598

>>233591

Yeah, I did do that.

It's not much fun rummaging in shitcovered tree roots but it fixes it for another year

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 No.233599

>>233569

I brought it up last night and noone did either.

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 No.233600

>>233590

i have four pairs of shoes i wear with jeans. it would depend on the occasion.

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 No.233601

>>233581

I do the same but it's a metaphoric hatch into his brain.

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 No.233602

>>233600

Going out for an upmarket steak dinner.

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 No.233603

>>233590

I have work shoes and boots.

I also don't go out.

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 No.233604

File: 8321085f6bdb579⋯.jpg (1.91 MB,2999x3666,2999:3666,1504948354999[1].jpg)

>>233599

I bought it up and got 3 replies.

Bow before me puny NEETs

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 No.233605

>>233604

Fuckin nigger

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 No.233606

>>233592

>single pack

Mate, you're doing it wrong

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 No.233607

>>233605

Kek, I deserved that

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 No.233608

Any NEETs thought of selling sauce on Etsy or something? I was thinking sauces for pastas but could be anything.

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 No.233609

>>233602

i would wear my casual brown leather shoes.

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 No.233610

>>233603

I have nazi boots that would take too long to lace and unlace if I then went to a brothel.

I have dress shoes which look too formal for jeans.

I have sneakers which look like I don't give a fuck.

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 No.233611

>>233595

You could try using acid on it, it does the trick sometimes

>>233598

The old ceramic pipes have a huge problem with tree roots, when it gets bad they gotta be dug up and replaced with pvc, not hard to do yourself if you can angle them right so the poo goes all the way down to the big poo line in the street but it's hard work.

Very least you could dig it all up and rip the old pipes up so the plumber doesn't have to do much and will save you heaps of dosh

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 No.233612

>>233608

I would not buy a home made sauce from a NEET.

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 No.233613

>>233610

Dress shoes, also, don't wear jeans.

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 No.233614

>>233606

I'm practicing self-restraint

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 No.233615

>>233611

>You could try using acid on it, it does the trick sometimes

I'm not him, I was just saying.

Yeah I pour a cup of Mo-Flo down each basin ad shower and bath every 3 months or so. That's basically 99% sulfuric acid.

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 No.233616

>>233613

Not wearing jeans requires packing carefully for what is effectively 3 days of hacker con.

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 No.233617

File: 313c846a3d332e6⋯.jpg (764.97 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-01-12 18.28.47.jpg)

>>233590

Rape pants with no undies

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 No.233618

>>233614

Good on you mate, you are doing well in the game of life.

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 No.233619

>>233611

They're PVC pipes got a crack right near the valve the roots get in.

Happens every year and I put off clearing the roots because it's horrible to do.

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 No.233620

File: d26f7de25defd99⋯.jpg (472.89 KB,1280x1280,1:1,Matsudaira Riko.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.233621

File: d17f82e32e2e6a4⋯.jpg (2.66 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190309210721.jpg)

Rape cumdies with no pants

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 No.233622

>>233620

Night banana bread girl with almond eyes

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 No.233623

>>233620

I like not this wholesome gook

No goodnight for you till you bring me a slutty one

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 No.233624

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 No.233625

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 No.233626

Having a hard time distinguishing neet bellies here

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 No.233627

>>233617

Do you only wear those pants inside and on patrol at night?

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 No.233628

Oh right, the pants, nevermind

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 No.233629

>>233620

Gook night.

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 No.233630

>>233600

>i have four pairs of shoes

ladidaaa

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 No.233631

>>233630

I have 4 pairs of undies

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 No.233632

Why the fuck is it a "pair of undies" WHEN THERES ONLY FUCKING ONE OF THEM ???

I bet jews stole the other one

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 No.233633

Going to have a bath and think about NEET tummies.

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 No.233634

Rosewater

Pickled ginger

Lily

Plum wine

Cloves

Decent, characterful, jobbing single malt.

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 No.233635

>>233632

Probably because pants are also called a pair, which is because there are two legs

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 No.233636

>>233632

two legs you dumb dumb cuntflaps

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 No.233637

>>233633

They have a distinct lack of hair, unlike mine

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 No.233638

Just had a bread

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 No.233639

>>233612

What about home brew?

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 No.233640

>>233638

with butter?

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 No.233641

>>233637

bearneet

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 No.233642

>>233640

Just a little

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 No.233643

>>233642

You madman

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 No.233644

Watching Karate Kid I now.

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 No.233645

Listening to Red Fang, fantastic stuff. Blasted it while driving by the normies out for dinner

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 No.233646

>>233636

Your shirt has two sleeves but you don't call it a pair of shirts you filthy nigger lover

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 No.233647

>>233646

Oh but I do!

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 No.233648

>>233647

Ah, well

You got me there

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 No.233649

File: dbffaf710d97cf7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.49 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190309211709.jpg)

I think I've convinced myself that I may actually be NK's brother.

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 No.233650

I'm gonna have a nuclear sausage roll and a whisky

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 No.233651

>>233649

Are you in his bath?

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 No.233652

>>233650

I would like a photo of at least one of those.

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 No.233653

>>233651

It feels like my bath but that's what I mean.

It's hard to tell.

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 No.233654

File: ba8992a9fdd0ff2⋯.jpg (1000.65 KB,1080x2220,18:37,Screenshot_20190309-215104….jpg)

All of you have odd looking toes I reckon

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 No.233655

>>233654

I'm a girl btw

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 No.233656

>>233654

Your toes are huge

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 No.233657

>>233627

Wore it to a church once but there was too much consent there

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 No.233658

>>233654

quite aesthetic toes there

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 No.233659

>>233655

You'll never get a man with those hairy legs Aneeta

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 No.233660

>>233657

You need to hang out with the priests more m8, none of that consent nonsense round those lads

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 No.233661

File: f51696bfb521b85⋯.jpg (24.97 KB,480x360,4:3,images(60).jpg)

Getting a bit homo in here

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 No.233662

>>233661

Mate if you think a neet bulge pic is inherently sexual you may want to take a look at the homo in the mirror

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 No.233663

If I was in Karate Kid I would be one of the mean guys from the Cobra Kai dojo and I would shoot Mr Myagi in the arse with a MAC-11.

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 No.233664

>>233663

So you'd whack Mr Myagi then ?

>whacks on

>whacks off

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 No.233665

I've discovered something in my recent dealings with bogans

I think my place is a bit grotty but they think it's super clean

Apparently NEETs have higher standards

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 No.233666

File: 281612e3bd811ff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.34 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190309213406.jpg)

I revealed my power level at work the other day. The topics of exploitation and profitability came up. I was pretty worried about it but the topic drifted on past their exile from the myriad of countries to the Knickerbocker crisis to a discussion about starting our own company free of behaviours of concern by upper management.

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 No.233667

>>233665

I wipe my dick on the curtains and poo under the bed, I usually piss out the window but when I'm too tired to get out of bed I just roll over and piss on the floor.

I have the AC running all day so I dries up the pee

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 No.233668

>>233661

Nothing gay about complimentary posts regarding other NEETs bodies.

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 No.233669

File: 57ea2a0853e74a9⋯.jpg (3.62 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG20190309220422.jpg)

>>233654

My toes look fine

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 No.233670

>>233667

Yeah, me too.

They still thought it was clean

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 No.233671

>>233666

Do you shave your legs?

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 No.233672

File: 7744b10b87084eb⋯.jpg (1.66 MB,3264x1836,16:9,20190309_190457.jpg)

>>233652

Here ya go m8

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 No.233673

You NEET's have weak looking legs

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 No.233674

>>233673

Where are your Chad legs then neet?

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 No.233675

>>233665

Apparently plenty of normies don't have the discipline to put their dirty laundry in a basket too, some of us are just more civilized.

>>233669

Not too bad, your little toes curl outwards a little thoug

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 No.233676

>>233667

still got piss stains on my windowsill from winter when id smoked cones and was too cold to leave the room, im a bloomer now but haven't risen far enough to clean them yet, mainly because my bed head hides them now

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 No.233677

>>233654

SlendermanNEET

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 No.233678

>>233672

blurrier then my vision after two liters of goon

looks delicious though unna

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 No.233679

>>233676

I need to have a window sill clean myself too.

I should be due for a rental inspection in the coming month. I need to give the place a deep clean.

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 No.233680

The good NEET does not urinate out the window

Window urination leads to the innocent being pee'd upon and public indecency charges

The good NEET uses a piss bottle

Don't be a bad NEET, use the bottle

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 No.233681

>>233672

Thank you kind NEET

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 No.233682

>>233671

No, I am just smooth for aerodynamic action.

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 No.233683

>>233680

If you piss during heavy rain they normie will never know the difference

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 No.233684

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>>233674

Behold weaklings

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 No.233685

>>233678

The camera on my phone has gone to shit recently

Dunno if age or I accidently changed something

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 No.233686

>>233680

what if I piss straight into my mouth?

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 No.233687

>>233686

That is acceptable as long as you wear a hat

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 No.233688

>>233686

the circle of life

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 No.233689

>>233684

muscleNEET

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 No.233690

>>233684

put your foot flat on the floor and relax

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 No.233691

I forgot what I was doing

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 No.233692

>>233684

is that a cigarette burn scar?

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 No.233693

>>233684

That's not your leg, you shaved a gorilla again

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 No.233694

Women are more self conscious about their stomachs than any other part on them.

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 No.233695

>>233684

We cannot accept unnatural posing

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 No.233696

>>233691

Was it having a wank ?

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 No.233697

>>233684

Upper legs looking a bit weak. Less calf raises, more squats and deadlifts.

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 No.233698

>>233696

I can't remember but I might as well go have a wank now

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 No.233699

>>233691

Posting a pic of your elbow.

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 No.233700

>>233694

Nope

Tell a woman she has a worn out loose vagina and you scar her for life

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 No.233701

>>233694

should be insecure about their cavernous bat caves

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 No.233702

The days of dirty NEET feet are well and truly over.

I am >impressed

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 No.233703

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 No.233704

>needing to exercise

The natural state of a NEET is prime masculinity.

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 No.233705

>>233703

Too skele

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