/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEST AUSTRALIA

>>293280

OC Pepe very nice.

>>293283

how do you do that?

>>293280

Nice Pepe

>>293289

What is that purple mess?

>>293291

Dedication

>>293289

Went all out with teh presentation they did

I am going to start doing stretching exercises so I can sit cross-legged like a boong in the dirt.

>>293295

I would scrape it off

No bum rash, I am very disappointed with you NEETs

>>293280

Isn't Scomo going to force NEETs into rural areas to be farm slaves?

>>293300

>>293299

>>293301

I wouldn't mind that.

>>293301

The dumb dumbs are talking about forcing refos into country towns. That's going to work real well.

>>293253

Almost complete.

>>293290

I just wanted to know what it felt like. Also wanted the sedan

>>293280

Good pepe

>>293304

Some NEETs might meet a qt refugee while farm slaving.

>>293298

just lose weight ya fatty

>>293279

>>293281

>>293286

>>293287

They're a nice car. I'll have a few months rent of money soon

think this American girl wants to bang me

>>293295

>>293297

It's purple cabbage

muff cabbage

>>293307

they send them up this way, they are the only ones who can handle the conditions in the tomato farm (greenhouse high heat and humidity)

>>293312

Like Rebecca's will be when we finally lure her to a Council meeting.

>>293314

The real Rebecca or the tranny impostor ?

I'm not banging nurofen in a wig

>>293315

* again

>>293315

Have a goon.

Real chicken burgers with salad in brioche buns

>>293309

>I'll have a few months rent of money soon

My advice would be to keep this separate from anything you are considering putting into a car loan.

Probably not what you want to hear, but you need to be able to keep paying for everything (rent, utilities, car loan, food) for a while if something unexpected happens.

That all gets easier the more you have stashed away.

>>293319

Sage counsel.

>>293319

This.

Every NEET should have a disaster fund.

>>293319

yeah I agree

>>293226

Nah that post wasn't me. I still haven't got my P's. I have been busy with work mainly but I'd like to get it done before the end of the year.

>>293323

Hey Cheese, good to see ya m8

>>293319

not him but my disaster money is my leave at work which I assume will be paid out once I leave

>>293325

If you give proper notice they pay it otherwise they can keep time owing out of it, I think

>>293325

Long service leave or just annual leave?

Normally they have to pay out all entitlements within 48 hours, but there are a couple of situations where if you fuck up spectacularly enough they don't have to.

Also if your company starts trading insolvent and lets you go, you don't get what you're owed.

>>293327

Annual leave, I have about 2 grand equivalent in there, since I'm finishing my aprenticeship I think the money should last until I'm able to go to Cenno

Helps that all of my debts will be paid off by the time I'm expected to leave

>>293329

Does your qualification have good job prospects generally speaking?

>>293330

yeah Chefs are required basically anywhere, I plan on going to uni afterwards but it's good to have a reliable backup

>>293331

Is that you, Monaro?

>>293328

iktf

>>293333

Welp

>>293333

You heard the man.

>>293333

Just one?

>>293333

he just ate corned beef you dumb boong

>>293337

*several

>>293338

He has room I've checked

>>293341

dat paunch

>>293337

333

>>293332

wow someone has heard of me

>>293344

You don't name yourself very often any more

>>293344

You stood me up you cunt.

>>293345

I'm afraid to poke me head out these days since all the Adelaide NEETs Other than 10k have it against me

>>293347

see

>>293345

>>293347

its mainly because those other NEETs have a superiority complex

I heard Weber had set up a hidden camera for Monaro in the McDonald's toilet

>>293350

He always has that there

>>293347

10K is a WA NEET.

>>293352

Shhh, I like being bi-state

>>293352

oh so I guess no SA NEET likes me

At least the WA and VIC NEETs are nicer

>>293354

I like you.

You just broke my heart.

>>293355

I like you too

>>293354

Have you remembered that password yet?

>tfw feels

>>293319

OK I'll work on establishing my NEET fund

>>293354

I like you, I just thought you tried to destroy the board.

Had to buy my own kfc, time to eat like a fatty

>>293363

Where is the UNNA's you whadjula dog

>>293364

Out the back getting hosed off

>>293365

kerosene baths

>>293361

Fried item looking a bit pale.

>>293368

Did you get a good feed?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/webcam-girl-21-suffocated-herself-to-death-during-degrading-sex-act/news-story/bb60652dae56e29cbfbc0925ac97bbdd

>>293370

seems a bit weird to act like a 21 year old woman can't be responsible for her own actions

maybe I can blame my hangovers on Dan

>>293357

no but I claimed another board do you want the password to /ausneet/

Post more

>>293373

You have dildos on your bars

Worked today for 4 hours

>>293375

Rebecca sticks them in her arse while her room mates exclaim CALIENTE!

>>293376

I pooed in your toilet while you weren't home.

>>293373

dual 18inch black carbon fibre aero bars

all women look at them funny and sigh…. all of them

>>293378

I hope you didn't block it

>>293379

Is this your way of telling us how much you like having big black cock in both hands ?

>>293381

Low quality

good night neets

>>293383

Good night

>>293383

good night

Shift deprivation tank

>>293367

It was baked.

Looking back at today’s interview, the main part of the interview went quite well. It was the end of the interview that soured it. My current hours slightly clash with the new job’s hours, the hours overlap by 1 hour and 30 mins.

>>293383

night

feeling extremely >depressed after my quarterly dinner with the step family. Can't stand those fucking pretentious cunts, they always bring down my mood. I sat there and said barely anything because I just cannot relate to anything they talk about. Bunch of tranny loving vegan fags. Its amazing to see people who have just been given everything their entire life, sometimes they even talk about poor people like they have the slightest idea.

Anyway, lately I've been getting tired way too early, by 7 oclock I can barely focus and my vision gets blurry. This never happened when I'd sit down with some oaties. Maybe I should try reducing my caffeine intake? Low GI foods for lunch?

In a very fuck it mood, might have some bongs

>>293388

I wouldn't say that soured it. Maybe they will offer you more to go there.

It’s good to see that a lot of the NEETs are getting a good night’s sleep

>>293390

I get that way when I resent my family for no reason.

Shitey can I buy some NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes off you?

We don't have to meet, you can just chuck em in my car window and take the cash which I'll leave on the seat, or we could each deposit them in a location of your choosing.

>>293390

You have a very bad attitude towards these people. You need to look in the mirror to find the source of your problems. Don't spill such nastiness on everyone around you.

>>293395

It's not like I'm rude to them. They also speak incredibly loudly and shout over each other which I think is just utterly barbaric and hence basically just sit there waiting until I can leave.

>>293394

My NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes are priceless. Without them, I’d be reduced to an emotional wreck

>>293396

Imagine the negative things they could say about you. And probably all true too.

>>293398

Are you his step family ?

You seem to be taking this personally

>>293398

Yes, and?

Might get some oaties

>>293401

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to get some goon?

>>293398

Have you dealt with stepfamilies before?

Overall, I preferred the Surface Pro 6 to this iPad Pro. Too bad it kept having faults and having to be exchanged over and over

>>293401

You dont need it

>>293401

Might shit in your mouth.

What would be consider the best PSU brand?

FOOT LONG BOONG PROLAPSE

>>293406

Tastes like yer mum

Having some bongs and laughing at this Folau shit

What a bro

>>293411

He's a shit skin.

>>293413

toot toot

Do you NEETs use a steering wheel cover? What is the advantage of them? I don't see any problem with just the bare steering wheel.

Having wank to train drivers instagram pages

>>293415

I had one on my ute. The steering wheel doesn't get hot if you park in the sun and the plastic can get sun damaged.

>>293413

very nice, made my day

I won $10.25 on the Powerball. I will add it to a special account, and hopefully with compound interest our great great great great grandchildren will be able to build the NEET compound.

What are you all up to?

>>293421

I am watching John Wick. I have not seen any of them. The barber mentioned them the other day so I decided to get around to watching them.

>>293421

Wanking trains

>>293422

I haven't watched them either, are they any good?

>>293424

I am 9 minutes in to the first one. He just got the dog.

>>293425

>just got the dog.

Spoilered.

>>293423

hot

Making myself depressed listening to this stuff I haven't listened to in years.

I don't like the glorification of dangerous driving and fast cars in all these modern films.

>>293429

Ok gramps

>>293429

Do a skid.

Good night friends.

>>293432

Good night my friend.

>day 3 of no fap

>day 15 no bongs

>day 15 no booze

Its going okay i guess. I am afraid my dick is broken tho, Im not popping erections like i would during the fappng times

>>293422

Bro the first John wick is a really satisfying story of revenge. Also its the keanu fever everyone has.

Part 2 is good. When I mean good i dont mean like its LOtr of Bladerunner but is a fun waste of time

>>293434

You have no reason to be popping erections.

>>293401

No monk no.

>>293413

I pretended to be a plane flying around the school oval, arms outstretched and all, until year 5.

>>293409

Speak of ==Boongs== I had a rather uncomfortable Boong experience today at central station today, you cunts unna hear bout it?

>>293438

Tell us about it mate. Did you get sucked off at the station?

Keanu has a terrible beard. I don't know why he keeps it.

>>293438

did those white cunts bully the poor blakkfella ay

>>293440

Don't bully Keanu, he finds you breathtaking

Stupid choreographed action sequence. One guy taking on a thousand dudes. I hate movies so much.

Bedtime, wank time, sleep time, wage time and then finally Dan time. Night Night NEETs.

>>293444

Good night.

>>293321

And a disaster rope

>>293446

No.

>>293439

I wish mate

>>293441

Na so im at Central and its like 9pm. Theres still like a fair few people around. Then there was this boong lady standing up against the wall with an abbo guy talkin to her. At first place i just though they were some poor, fat, very ugly pajeets. They didnt look too boongish. But as i got closer i could hear their conversation, and the tell tale bong accent.

lady boong "GET FUCKED YOU CUNT, YOU ALWAYS" … and then she trailed off into some boong talk that i couldnt understand.

Boong fellow

"WHAT U CUNT"

"WHAT?!"

"I'll take you into the park and rape ya"

"how about that"

I did stop for a sec, i dunno that was pretty fucked up. I kinda think i should have done something they were both small boongs. The man wouldn't have been 5'7. But i didnt. There were railway people around and they didnt do anything. TBH I was very disgusted that the boong lady was even considered rapeable. Then i felt bad and walked away.

>>293444

night mate

>>293448

>I kinda think i should have done something

You don't want to get involved in that sort of mess mate. They both would have turned on you ya white dog.

>>293425

Does he fuck the dog?

No posts for an hour?

>>293453

Most NEETs are good boys and go to bed at a reasonable hour. We're not good boys.

What are some boong sayings?

Good morning everyone

>>293456

So we meet again NEET.

>>293456

>>293457

Goodmorning fellas

4 hours of sleep and back to the salve trade.

I'll catch up this afternoon.

Have a good day.

>>293455

GIZZADOOLA YAWOITDOGCARNT is deep ancient abo wisdom

>>293456

>>293457

>>293458

G'morning

> Folau compared gay people to drug addicts

https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/-folau-says-he-was-backed-into-a-corner-by-rugby-australia-over-his-social-media-posts/news-story/170b3fead9be2485aa4b2961b4784b2e

How did he know of John?

>>293458

Goon morning.

>>293390

That is difficult to deal with. You reaction is appropriate. You may want to consider limiting contact with them. Most people do not respond to reason and dislike people who are not like themselves.

>>293399

Just a SJW.

>>293457

>>293456

>>293458

>>293460

>>293461

>>293463

Good morning NEETs.

Took Doggo out for his toilet. It was very pleasant out there. Nice warm breeze. No frost on anything.

>>293466

Good wanking weather.

>>293467

I wouldn't know.

>>293469

Good morning Nuro.

Good morning everybody.

I had a shave for the first time in 4 weeks.

Didn't win anything in the powerballs.

>>293471

Good morning. That neckbeard looked terrible you should have shaved it off sooner.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/student-21-killed-by-three-tiger-sharks-while-snorkelling-with-iconic-wild-pigs-in-the-bahamas/news-story/7cfb413ceccc9dbd24bb0ee6030b305e

Not a headline you see every day.

>>293472

I know.

I have a meeting with a girl in her office this morning so I decided to shave it off.

>>293474

Do not wear too much aftershave.

>>293475

I haven't. Just a spot of Imperial Leather on both pulse points.

>>293477

Hot.

Feeling the absence of my boy Cruisey this morning.

>>293457

>>293458

>>293460

>>293462

>>293465

>>293469

>>293470

>>293471

>>293472

Good morning

>>293480

Good morning Shitey. Have you got your damp towels hanging up so they can dry?

I want to have a shower, but I have no towels. Looks like it’s just going to take longer to dry off

>>293481

I have a clothes hanger on my balcony, but it’s always so cold and damp out there that it defeats the purpose of putting anything out. All my dirty clothes and towels are currently in a basket

>>293483

Do you have a heater inside? You could place the airing rack at a safe distance from it and get a few things dry for the next day.

Damp clothes will go mildew after a while.

>>293484

I do have a heater but I’ve never used it before. I’ve also heard that heaters use quite a bit of power

>>293485

>COFFEE APPLIED

orally?

Tired

>>293448

Should've taken them both out to the carpark.

>>293487

…….

Good morning friends.

I slept through my alarms.

>>293455

>>293456

heh

>>293491

Good morning

>>293480

>>293472

>>293471

>>293470

>>293469

>>293465

>>293462

>>293460

>>293457

>>293458

>>293456

Good morning, use these (You)'s responsibly.

>>293491

Good morning neet.

I forgot to set mine but woke up at the right time anyway. I feel more wagie than man

>>293494

>>293495

Good morning

>>293491

Good morning my friend.

>>293468

pft

>>293490

Ominous.

>>293500

yum

>>293500

Concerning.

>>293498

tsk

>>293500

Hmm

>>293497

Good morning

>>293494

excess (You) consumption can cause diabetes and increase the risk of heart attack and stroke

>>293506

Only if you take them orally.

>>293500

gonna need a quick rundown on this

>>293506

It certainly causes stroke for me

>>293509

Hot

>>293508

I bet you are jealous.

>>293512

I can see suppositories there

>>293497

>>293496

>>293495

Hi.

I got to sleep in yesterday because I had an appointment and it's ruined my rhythm.

When I'm ready I'll text the boss and say I just got up. I might as well take my time, I'm going to be late anyway.

Plus work's going to be an absolute cunt, yesterday was fucked and today is going to be worse.

A participant told their service provider that they are ceasing services and coming to us starting Monday but didn't fucking tell us. We have no Medication Authority, no NDIS Plan, no liability clause, fucking nothing and he's a relatively high needs participant. Also wants shifts everyday at weird times and support staff are going to be cunts about it. One of the shifts are at night and only for an hour. It's going to be hard to find staff to do those shifts, he's also picky about what staff he wants. Which is his right, it's his choice and control but I would've recruited people specific to him.

That's a funny process too because you can't put an add up saying 'just white women between 30-35' but they're allowed to so then you filter through resumes and avoid any that ask you to do the needful or ones with last names that have consonants and no vowels.

It's pretty fucking stupid, I get that there are anti-discrimination laws but part of this industry is accommodating peoples needs and wants.. and if they want to be discriminatory, then that's there right.

My coworker scrunches up her nose about this guy only wanting women and preferably white women, she had a bitch about it in a meeting. I don't get how she or anyone can be angry about someone's preference. And we're not in a position to ask why they have that. I defended him and said that if I was in need of bowel care I wouldn't want a bloke doing it and she claimed that it's because of 'mother issues', I just said maybe but it's my choice.

Disability is still better than Age Care, the elderly are even more so discriminatory but they have less of a choice, there's a lot of old Italian and Greek people and they hate the blacks and Indians, that's their prerogative. But then they don't get a choice. It's fucked.

Anyway, I should be at work now. I better call boss and say I just woke up.

>>293513

When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

>>293476

You sensual thing.

>>293514

People feel the shame of intimate needs and helplessness more strongly in front of people from different cultures. And men feel it more strongly around other men. A race or culture group is a bit like an extended family and you feel more comfortable being taken care of by family than by strangers who you (probably correctly) perceive to be likely not to have as much respect and sympathy for you as they would for a member of their own group.

>>293477

lol, had a good chuckle.

>>293485

vile

>>293500

Are you one of Shitey's patients?

I think he needs a new name, something about living in a pantry or a closet.

>>293509

lewd

Everyone says they would kill themselves rather than go into a nursing home or before they become incontinent but when it comes to it very few people do actually kill themselves once the time comes. I wonder why that is.

>>293517

Yeah, I think that's about it but whatever the reason, the participants have the right to chose someone they want. We don't need to know why.

>>293522

Because living is better than the alternative.

I better get ready. Today is shit.

The weather's great and I'm going to go hide in an office.

Might come see you this weekend Posso, if that's ok. I'll let you know tonight.

>>293525

Morning.

>>293525

Lovely photograph.

>>293522

because

can you imagine when we are all old. I'm going to put an xbox in a time capsula and play vidya all day when im old

Publicly funded disabled NEET retirement village

>>293522

Many of the dementia ones probably doesn't realise when it's time to do the needful.

>>293522

Hyperbole for how bad nursing homes are

>>293514

That all sounds very difficult, it must wear you down after a while

>>293525

Good morning

Room mate has left the kitchen in an absolute state.

Sink is full. Bench is filthy. Even left the milk out and opened.

I'm not gonna touch it and see what happens when he gets home. Fucking boong cunt.

>>293526

I would love to see you Cruisey but my mother already has me booked both days this weekend. She is clearing out her two storage units and of course she will just be supervising and making nasty remarks while I do everything. I am going to try to make her throw things out, she is basically a hoarder at this point.

Hopefully we can meet up the weekend after.

I will have only worked 67.5 hours this fortnight

>>293533

Yeah, plus there's like 100 participants and you need to remember all of this sort of stuff. Everyone is an individual and you need to treat them as such.

That's why the after hours really does me in, there is no break. Plus the staff and participants all have my work mobile so I'm always kind of on call, I talked with a participant on my drive home yesterday.

Normally when I get home, I catch up on the Gen, I get some food then I sleep, wake up and go to bed, repeat.

>>293536

No worries, good luck with that.

>>293535

Dont be a passive aggressive cunt.

Just ask him to clean it up when he gets home. Also if its shared milk, just put it back u cunt

>The NSW Opposition is calling for urgent intervention at a regional aged care home described as a "hell hole", after the facility had its accreditation revoked.

>The Bupa Eden facility met just 14 of 44 benchmarks, including the failure to meet expected outcomes for pain management, hydration, nutrition, and palliative care in its latest audit.

>The Bupa Eden facility met just 14 of 44 benchmarks, including the failure to meet expected outcomes for pain management, hydration, nutrition, and palliative care in its latest audit.

>In March, a resident was taken to hospital with maggots in a head wound.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-27/bupa-eden-accreditation-revoked/11250168

Heard bad things about Bupa places before.

I won't off myself before I'm in one, I'll be fucking off to Cambodia for the final hurrah

>>293538

Time for a new job.

>>293538

How do you keep track of all your participants as well as remember all their names? Do you use something like OneNote to keep notes on what’s going on?

>>293540

>Just ask him to clean it up when he gets home. Also if its shared milk, just put it back u cunt

And how am I gonna cook my lunch today, after cleaning up all his mess?

I don't use the milk so fuck it

Need a shower

>>293544

yeah thats fucking shit.

Its up to you tho neet. Do you want to cook lunch or na. I would take a pic send it to him, and say "hey man you left this all out this morning. It makes cooking my lunch shitty"

Does he do this often?

Need a toothpaste and a mouthwash

>>293547

>>293545

Get it done and wash those clothes.

>>293546

Almost daily.

I also put a holder thing on the kitchen sink to put our toothbrushes in and yet every day he just leaves it in the sink, as well as leaving his clothes in the bathroom after showering.

Worst part is hes my cousin.

>>293549

Bathroom sink*

>>293528

cheers neet

>>293542

Nah, I'm good at this.

>>293552

You will be good at lots of things. Find something that suits you better.

>>293543

We have a program that has all their basic info in. I've met pretty much all of them and I know their families and who and what they're about. Same as staff. From that I try and get people who I think would work well together, to work together. It doesn't always work and sometimes when I'm stuck, a new worker goes in and they mesh well.

It occupies all of my life, I remember it because that is no longer what I do but is now who I am.

#Wagie4lyfe2019

>>293549

>toothbrushes he just leaves it in the sink

>toothbrushes

>in the sink

>toothbrushes

>in the sink

THATS FUCKED

Yeah neet, i dunno if you talked to him already about this? But maybe you need to move out or talk to him again and be like dude if you leave shit out in the kitchen again. I'm going to put it in your room, so i can cook my lunch lel. Or maybe he's always late or something in the morning. Work on a deal where he pays you to clean up.

You can't change a person. If your habits are incompatible then you have to move out and find a situation that suits you better.

>>293555

I've tried that, I also put some of them on the communal coffee table and they're still there days later. I'll try it again today. I have tried to tell him and he just sighs and does a half assed job a few hours later.

Just used the bathroom and theres a fucking hairbrush in the sink.

I'm trying to avoid getting agro towards him but I don't know how else to do it, I might just act like he's mentally disabled and hopefully he'll be embarrassed about his childish behaviour but somehow I doubt it.

moist possum pouch

Got a runny nose for the first time in forever

More fence construction seems to be taking place.

>>293559

i snort hydrogen peroxide and never get colds or flu

>>293560

have you engaged him and helped yet or are you just spying and bitching about lack of progress ??

>>293562

I offered to help and he rejected me. What more can I do?

Poojeeta is so keen for tomorrow, I'm really surprised shes so keen

Makes me a bit nervous

>>293566

Did you tell her anything untrue?

>>293567

Not yet

>>293568

Just need a creative story for why pound town has to be at her place.

>>293566

Are you and her looking for a hookup or something more serious?

>>293563

Sneak out there in the middle of the night with a crew of boongs and build the fence for him! That will teach him! He will never reject your help again!!!

>>293566

…be careful. Sometimes it is a good thing others it means nothing, but sometimes it is a warning.

>>293573

It will be Durgesh all over again.

https://imgur.com/gallery/BwN7U

>>293574

>>293566

I know we should support other NEETs and revel in their success but now I am hoping it is a Durgesh and you can document the encounter.

Howdy NEETs, thank fuck it's Friday.

>>293576

Hello Shire, how was work today?

>>293577

Pretty ordinary

>>293576

Hello.

Seriously thinking about moving down the coast, rent is cheap, and a lot of mechanic jobs.

>>293580

Go for it mate.

>>293581

Will have to get the missus on board.

>>293582

If I was your misso I would let you. I would let you do *anything*, Shire.

>>293583

Hmmmm

>>293584

I’m your dirty little vegetable

I hate when there is a loud noise when you are driving and you can't tell if you have run over something you didn't see or if your car has shat itself in some way.

>>293586

I always panic if I smell something weird while driving or riding.

>>293514

It would be stated that the company can listen to and try to support him in meeting his needs, but it is up to company to pick people appropriately trained to support him and whether he accepts their care is his decision. If he declines their care of an appropriately trained staff member at the time makes him responsible unless he specifically paying extra for this choice.

7th Heaven

==When I see their happy faces smilin' back at me

7th Heaven==

I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family

Where can you go

When the world don't treat you right

The answer is home

That's the one place that you'll find

7th Heaven

7th Heaven

7th Heaven

JUDEN RAUS!!!

>>293589

The dad was a pedo.

>>293591

Possum is a pedo.

>>293566

Plan on raping her?

>>293484

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 08:44:44 No.293484>>293486

>>>293483

>Do you have a heater inside? You could place the airing rack at a safe distance from it and get a few things dry for the next day.

>Damp clothes will go mildew after a while.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 08:50:39 No.293485>>293487 >>293519

>File (hide): 5e0a188426f0b6e⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_8194.JPG) (h) (u)

>File (hide): 12c4aaa685be173⋯.jpg (3.16 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_8149.JPG) (h) (u)

>SMASHING THE JUICE

>COFFEE APPLIED

>LETS SO THIS

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 08:52:32 No.293486

>>>293484

>Ido have a heater but I’ve never used it before. I’ve also heard that heaters use quite a bit of power

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 08:58:19 No.293487>>293490

>>>293485

>>COFFEE APPLIED

>orally?

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 08:59:20 No.293488

>Tired

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:00:04 No.293489

>>>293448

>Should've taken them both out to the carpark.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:00:09 No.293490>>293499

>>>293487

>…….

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:00:29 No.293491>>293493 >>293495 >>293497

>Good morning friends.

>I slept through my alarms.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:01:49 No.293492

>>>293455

>>>293456

>heh

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:02:55 No.293493

>>>293491

>Good morning

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:03:05 No.293494>>293496 >>293506

>>>293480

>>>293472

>>>293471

>>>293470

>>>293469

>>>293465

>>293462

>>>293460

>>>293457 (You)

>>>293458

>>>293456

>Good morning, use these (You)'s responsibly.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:03:31 No.293495>>293496 >>293514

>>>293491

>Good morning neet.

>I forgot to set mine but woke up at the right time anyway. I feel more wagie than man

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:04:00 No.293496>>293514

>>293494

>>>293495

>Good morning

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:04:06 No.293497>>293505 >293514

>>>293491

>Good morning my friend.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:04:52 No.293498>>293503

>>>293468

>pft

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:05:37 No.293499

>>>293490

>Ominous.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:07:02 No.293500>>293501 >>293502 >>293504 >>293508 >>293520 >>293525

>File (hide): 9186c5de37bcd2a⋯.jpg (56.16 KB, 820x583, 820:583, bf1.jpg) (h) (u)

>Breakfast down the hatch

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:07:45 No.293501

>>293500

>yum

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:08:15 No.293502

>>>293500

>Concerning.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:08:26 No.293503

>>>293498

>tsk

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:11:15 No.293504

>>>293500

>Hmm

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:13:03 No.293505

>>>293497

>Good morning

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:14:36 No.293506>>293507 >>293509

>>>293494

>excess (You) consumption can cause diabetes and increase the risk of heart attack and stroke

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:15:08 No.293507

>>>293506

>Only if you take them orally.

>▶NEET  06/28/19 (Fri) 09:15:43 No.293508>>293511

>>>293500

>gonna need a quick rundown on this

PAYPAL

>>293586

I had a CV joint let go in my old ford laser like 10years ago on the highway. The car almost drove itself of the road. Lel

Also had a exaust leak heat up an engine gasket to where high pressure oil escaped onto the extractors and the underside of the car caught fire on the side of road lel I had a extinguisher but people still called 000 and a fire engine rocked up 5minutes later… ( this was when it was in shit condition before I rebuilt it )

Also had a mates Nissan 180 catch fire when he got a car stereo installed and some bogan put a few wood screws through his fuel tank when they installed the sub

Also had a another mate who's wheel fell off when the tire shop forgot to tighten the nuts on one wheel

Ahhhh good times …

I have also been in a Cessna twin when a landing gear collapsed on landing

Also been in Blackhawk on test flight and the gearbox chip detector warning went off and the pilot did the hardest emergency landing that was scary as fuck…

Still nothing compared to learning how to fly a Paramotor littered up in wind that was the sketchiest thing I have tried in my life. Pure Terror

>>293596

>CV joint

Happy birthday NeurofinNEET.

#prayfor[insert city here]

>>293596

You have led an eventful life.

>>293310

Where is my menu?

>>293600

What?

>>293601

Nuro do you have friends that you meet when you are out and about? Maybe other NEETs and/or derelicts who hang out on the street all day like you? Have you become a local fixture? A known local eccentric?

>>293603

Good night NEET.

>>293604

Where is my menu?

The phone keeps ringing. It is the garlic bread. It is all in my head. The garlic bread.

>>293606

You are out of control

>>293607

Where do you put your bike when you are at the club? Do you worry it will get stolen?

You here traino NEET?

>>293610

I just walked in the door. What do you want now?

>>293596

Worst thing I've had happen is a ball joint let go in an EF Falcon XR6, entire car leaned to one side, also had the oil pressure sensor blow out the side of the block in the same car, luckily I was just around the corner from home, left a big oil trail down the driveway, Daddybot was not impressed.

Saw the cute vet girl with my cat one last time just now. He is fine.

Now I need to engineer some other malady so I can see m'lady.

See what I did there, Possum?

>>293611

Where is 4PM5?

>>293612

I think Daddybot was more upset with you doing this.

>>293614

Ops i meant 4MP5

>>293614

I can see no record of it. Even in the past history. Can see 4PM4, 4PM6, and 4PM9.

>>293616

You fuckstick

>>293620

Those are old trains, where is the one that left AFT on thursday?

>>293570

I imagine she might be looking for a relationship but her prfile says "not sure yet"

Most of her pictures are kind of average so I'll have to see for myself

Still would, of course

>>293623

Left Parkeston at around 3pm by the looks.

>>293622

You had better produce a good erotic story of the encounter for us please.

>>293624

Ahh true, thanks

>>293609

Underground car park for free with two locks

>>293627

At rawlinna?

>>293629

I dunno. The other thing I posted said it was scheduled to depart Parkeston at 3:15pm and arrive at Cowgoolies at 3:30pm, but the map shows it there.

>>293630

Brown trash. Look how its name is spelled.

>>293631

Okay must be running a couple hours late

>>293630

She does look like a bit of a fat skank m8

>>293633

Probably. It is still moving west on the map.

>>293634

Easy to slide in on chicks with low self esteem

>>293636

Oh, no argument there.

I hate women my own age so I bang fat single mums.

>>293636

I cant even do those.

>>293635

superfreighters never run on time

>>293639

>>293630

>>293640

Lel

>>293612

Lel. My Dad has a Toyota Kluger and we having lunch one day at the footy club and got back to the car and there was stream of oil under the car. He was like must be some else's car. I was nope start it up and let me have a look… oil begun pissing out. I said drive to the Toyota service centre right now 5km down the road with the least engine RPM possible…. we got to toyota and left this terrible mess.

Turns out it was a split oil cooler line which was a very common problem with Kulgers. They fixed it for free in under an hour and were totally amazed we we found it made it there without tow truck or needing a new engine

> mechanic master race

>>293642

183 minutes total.

>>293630

Those anal warts will be back in no time.

>>293645

A positive news story for today.

>>293640

Well reply bantered.

>>293613

We'll have none of this malady m'lady malarkey matey

>>293646

Anal Warts Lives Matter

>>293648

Oh well done.

>>293642

Very interesting

>>293650

I was rather proud of that one tbh

>>293630

Hmmm

>>293653

Is that your missus Shire?

>>293649

Bum rashes do.

>>293643

>mechanic master race

or sheer arse it held up that far

>>293654

No.

>>293657

Was it a Hmmm of arousal/approval or a hmmm of condemnation ?

>>293657

Are you both in a similar looks bracket, or are you punching above your weight?

>>293643

>Turns out it was a split oil cooler line which was a very common problem with Kulgers.

Yes, I believe there was a recall on the oil cooler line, other than that, good cars.

>>293651

You can say thank you any time now.

>>293658

Slight arousal.

>>293659

Punching above, just reminds me of many years ago going to nightclubs.

>>293661

>>293626

Thanks again powerful one

>>293663

My mistake.

No probs.

I hope you aren't posting these elsewhere btw.

>>293630

Scary/sad thing is, this is the most flattering picture she has of herself.

>>293664

No certainly not

>>293665

It was probably taken two years and 20 kilos ago.

The perfect NEETcamper/explorer

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/Steyr-Puch-Pinzgauer-1998/SSE-AD-6091823/?Cr=0

>>293668

A beautiful vehicle but a bit pricey.

>>293668

If their vehicles are anything like their sniper rifles, it would be a good.

>>293665

A fairly cute Asian girl messaged me but I forgot about it and it expires after 24 hours if I don't reply. Still kicking myself.