/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

QUEENSLAND

>>291780

Are those little drug bags of poo?

Drinking Goon. Just watched a Space X rocket explode. So comfy…

>>291789

Elon won't be pleased.

>>291790

it was landing of the core on the dron ship… they landed another 2 on land … he only gave it a 50% chance because it was landing 20% faster than any other vehicle has

>>291789

I wanked and torrented boong porn.

Or maybe I did it the other way around, I don't remember, I'm too gooned.

>>291793

cursed image

First durry in over a week

Shits all over mints and gum

>>291794

you mean blessed image

space are a gay wanker

>tfw thinking about Rebeccas robust thighs

>>291787

its wanked poo which is a hell of a drug

my cooking motivation has failed after goon and valium and spacecraft crashes

its cold its wet and roomate is downstairs in kitchen doing his tax with an accountant

im going to put a put yet another pepporni pizza in the oven and retire to be bedroom and retire with hefty goon reserves,,,, probably have a craving for a smoke in a few hours but ill be alseep by then ,…

depressing day i fucking called it when i woke up

Is neurofen now our resident boong?

yes

>>291795

This better not be you Monk.

>>291804

boongs have some redeeming features

>>291806

It will be. Same old fucking mong.

Just bought 10 games in tonight's big lotto. When I was at Woolies earlier buying food binge supplies the checkout crone asked me if I had bought a ticket.

>>291806

It's me.

I only got a couple.

I need at least one vice

>>291804

Nurofen (Rebecca) is our resident cock sleeve

>>291810

Misplaced your crack pipe?

>>291809

gimme sum money if you win

>>291810

You have been smoking the bongs too.

>>291809

Will you fund the NEETcommune if you win?

>>291814

and catfishing poojies

>>291815

I will, and I will purchase a medium-sized mob of boongs for our sexual exercise.

AUSTUDY

>>291814

Only on weekends.

I'm on the straight and narrow, more or less. I'll give up the durries soon I promise

>>291817

A medium sized mob of large boongs ?

>>291819

Just keep clear of the goon and you should be good.

Post some of your code Munk.

I think all NEETs are and should be

>>291823

>>291823

We need to ban these ciphers. Saying we're all gay and need to be shot is highly offensive.

>>291825

>IKTF

Has anybody bought one of these Kmart pie makers? https://www.bestrecipes.com.au/budget/galleries/foods-make-kmart-pie-maker/lp18hwdk?page=9

>>291827

but i can 6 pies for 3.50 from coles… why ?

>>291828

did you even click the link?

>>291632

Looks lovely, I'm sure she enjoyed it.

>>291660

Good man, I am glad to hear this NEETo!

>>291670

>making a fancy coffee

Black no sugar or GTFO

I use to be a milk and one sugar but cut sugar then cut milk and honestly the aroma and flavour of the coffee is way fucking better black, just ask Cruisey.

>>291678

Sounds decent, get some sunlight, you could probably use the vitamin D.

>>291679

Some gook asked me where I come from when I was at tafe. I said Australia, then she asked if I was an Aboriginal. I realised she was asking about my ancestors so I told her I was indo-European.

>tfw 7th generation Australian isn't considered Australian anymore.

>>291705

(You)

>>291717

>>291732

Have a binge

>>291823

Rude.

>>291829

yes why would you want a buy a fucking machine amd spend yout time shopping for ingredients and then hour of food prep and cleaning then more for cooking to make tradie food ??

fucking retard

>>291831

you're a dumb cunt

die in a house fire

>>291830

You should of said "Yes cunt I'm an Aboriginal, now get the fuck out of my land UNNA"

>>291830

Who is this enthusiastic and pleasant NEET doing this catch up post? Where have you been hiding?

In joondy

>>291836

what's that?

>>291830

You're a boong?

>>291837

Joondalup

>>291818

ABSTUDY

>>291835

pozzo

>>291837

oh fuck off your so but hurt your resulting to false flagging …

> the absolute state of this cunt

>>291830

>indo-European

What does this mean?

>>291843

it means he's Iranian

Im confused

Cruisedog can you please do something about the impersonation problem?

>>291834

> synthwave is the only thing that keeps you going in 2019

IKTF

>>291848

Piss enema?

my ndis application was submitted today, guess I will hear in a few weeks one way or another

>>291851

free trade nescafe blend 43

>>291852

Good luck.

rough trade blend 43

>>291825

I think all NEETs arenice and should be happy

>>291858

*Caution - poster may be on drugs

>>291848

is it coming in hot

>>291860

that bag would burst

Nurofen likes his coffee like his men

Black , hot and up his arse

>>291860

>>291860

>>291861

and the nerves in my anus are only for the first inch

[bold] or so [/bold

>tfw spent 40 minutes trying to figure out why one channel was way louder than the other on my sound system, swapped out cables and settings only to discover it was simply the balance level on my pc

>>291833

This will be my response next time UNNA.

>>291835

Goon morning/night poster. I was the guy who mentioned how that NEETgirl told me she loved me the other day.

>Where have you been hiding?

Just started the slave recently so I've been catching up a lot more.

>>291843

Indigenous European.

>>291848

The coffee enema intensifies

>>291862

HOT

>>291865

> I was the guy

cunillingusNEET ?

>>291864

not using a 500 jiggawat amplifier smdh

>>291867

yes

>>291869

licky licky

>>291665

Was listening to this on the radio on the way home.

This bassline is fucking amazing, this guy doesn't get it spot on but it's near enough.

Never really noticed it before.

>>291666

I get loose for naked change.

>>291670

>homo sets me off

gets*

The only person previously that I'd heard the term coconut coffee from is my vegan hippy coworker who has a friend who uses it to cleanse her colon

>>291672

Sex.

>>291679

You should routinely do it every morning.

>>291692

I hate those people.

>>291694

He is waiting for you.

>>291701

Holy fuck lol

Glad I sold mine just in time

>>291719

Hmm.

>>291756

There have been a fair few NEETcuisine recipes posted. They're mostly on my old laptop.

>>291759

They're investments in stolen posts keep this board running.

You cunts have no idea how much work goes on behind the scenes.

>>291782

I do what I fucking want.

>>291871

I worked one day in abatiore once ripping out sheep kidneys, was fun but tiring and not something I'd do as a job

Smelling her old shampoo

>incredibly lonely

>>291877

Just make your own out of olive oil and left over coffee grounds

wank hyperinflation

>>291877

You get off on this sad shit you big sadsack.

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>>291872

Welcome home my sweet one.

>>291882

Sup baby.

>>291883

You filthy whore

>>291883

you know what you should say?

https://www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/tv/vote-in-the-2019-tv-week-logie-awards-54150

NEETS GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND VOTE FOR COSTA

>>291877

stick your finger in your bum and sniff it after you'll be addicted for life

>>291810

You fucking mong.

>>291886

i wont vote for anybody who looks like a less hairy and fat possum

>>291819

> I promise

Don't lie to me.

>>291823

>>291823

>>291827

Nah but I wouldnt mind one. I also like the pasty makers.

>>291880

I do kind of enjoy depression in some weird kind of way. I've read its kind of common.

>>291890

Get off my back webo

Cruisey's catch up is really like dad coming home from work when you're a kid

>>291837

>>291841

>>291845

>>291848

>>291853

>>291855

>>291861

>>291863

>>291868

>>291871

>>291878

>>291885

>>291889

cruisey ban this buthurt faggot

t. Rebecca

>>291893

>Get off my back webo

that wasn't me arseface

>>291895

But less drinking and yelling.

>>291830

>I'm sure she enjoyed it.

Yeah, she did. I kept her out a bit too late though, I could tell she was a bit beat by around 7.

>>291898

Yeah, I was idealising it

>>291901

Naughty webby

>>291895

Can't wait for the belting

>>291899

>I could tell she was a bit beat by around 7.

YOU HAD SEX WITH HER 7 TIMES ?

>>291830

>just ask Cruisey

I have three sugars and milk. I get an aromatic and flavourful negress to make it not really, she fucks it up

>>291901

Nice.

>>291904

that would be a bakers half dozen

>>291906

(You) mining. Better than bitcorns

>>291830

>>tfw 7th generation Australian isn't considered Australian anymore.

IKTF, I had the same thing and had to spell out that my history here is longer than theirs anywhere.

>>291832

wew

>>291833

Noel Peterson says white cunts are as unna as unna.

>>291834

I thought that said galactic ebaumsworld

>>291835

This is why you must be nice and pleasant to the NEETs.

You get what you give.

>>291912

> galactic ebaumsworld

Garlic breadworld

Pleasant NEETs

>>291913

>You get what you give

Friendship is a pyramid scheme

>tfw unpleasant NEET

>>291847

Like what?

How can you differentiate between funposting and being a cunt?

I'll do what the consensus of NEETs ask but not because one NEET is being a gooned up boong or because one NEET can't see the funny side.

>>291918

I say we just beat nurofen to death with hammers then poo on him

>>291918

Not much of it has been "funposting". It has just been extremely confusing and annoying. At least ask the person or persons to not do it again in the future.

>>291919

Do not impersonate me.

I occasionally impersonate but tbh the badges are fucking gay if you use them to namefag.

They're fine to say hello with but we all sort of know each other anyway so who really cares ?

tldr - it's funny

>>291921

You get that if it is cunt behaviour then that is giving in to what is wanted. They haven't done it in the past half hour I've been home except for >>291919 which was obvious funposting.

>>291922

and this is the problem with name neets having their own flags, get rid of them please

>>291921

I only did it today.

I didn't do the Shire commie stuff. I actually posted I was leaving for the night when that happened and left.

>>291922

C'mon m8, Do you really think anyone believed that was you ?

>>291924

Nurofen is a fucking retard. At least three other people have said it.

Everyone just chill, deep breaths in, and out.

>>291926

flags are great just need to reember to turn them off and on more regularly…. its in the hidden menu FFS

>>291924

Fuck me nurofen

Protip - when you samefag don't do the … thing you always do

And it's not just one, it's at least 2

>>291928

I am almost always fooled. When you see someone's flag you are conditioned to believe it is that person without thinking about it.

>>291931

ur right I'm a big arse cunt

NIGGER

>>291933

Fair enough, sorry then.

I spent years trolling so I assume everyone is always lying except for a few people

>>291853

lol, coconut oil lets it slip right on it

thats it im getting the fuck out of this shitshow….

there is some free food comming soon

>>291938

Hmmm

this place is fucked cunts hope your happy

>>291858

You're very sweet.

>>291938

I do need a wank

200mg of seroquel down the hatch !

fuck thi pleace im leaving for another month….

fuck this place i'm going to hit myself

Gonna smoke 20 cones

LOVE

t. the real Rebecca

fuck this place im going shuckin

>>291946

Gonna smoke 50 cones

>>291876

>>291875

>>291873

H O T

fuck this place i'm getting out of the bucket

>>291948

NEET LORE REMINDER

The real Rebecca took double anal from Craig and Ross

fuck this place ima fuck tahlia

fuck this place i'm going to eat dick pills

>>291950

Gonna smoke 88 Tones

>>291954

didn't she die?

>>291955

Not enough chicken in your curry

>>291955

potato and chick pea curry.

Fuck this place I can't have a wank

>>291901

Lucky duck

>>291959

ban me for the night cruisey i deserve it

>>291955

That's a sad looking curry

>>291964

Do not indulge his filthy ban fetish

>>291872

Only one well mannered NEET has replied to this. I expected more.

I demand more.

>>291917

<Unlikely

>>291967

reported

>>291964

No fuckin Ban me, I deserve it more, and make it sting please

>>291872

i wanna play you like a bass

You're a dickhead.

>>291930

Soothing.

>>291973

Who, everybody?

>>291972

you mean flute, retard

>>291977

It's like a triangle, dumb dumb

>>291972

Jimmy Dean

JAMES DEAN

>>291945

Hard?

>>291952

See >>291969

Nurofen is a bit of a dildo but that wasn't a broken rule.

And then the NEETs all wore themselves out and calmed down

The End

>>291884

Play me like a bass.

>>291958

She was spitrosted but the cocaine brought her back to life for another few sessions.

>>291983

Yeah, same as usual.

They're just gooned up boongs and funposters.

>>291983

So ends Book two of the Neet trilogy

>>291893

I was that arseface.

>>291962

Have a wank

>>291895

It's more like going to work, you know what I do for a living?

>>291987

Book Three

Return of the Wank

>>291976

You just need a strong cuddle

>>291990

You wrangle tards.

>>291983

They all wanked

>>291901

Hot

>>291990

You're a mong herd aren't you ?

Oh, fair enough

>>291916

I am at the top.

>>291983

thread theme

>>291996

*tard wrangler

Shit sorry, I can never keep up

>>291990

You direct hussies to the clients in need

>>291996

The NEETgen trained me to deal with all of you.

The best rules are the ones you get the participants to make for themselves.

I want a hussy

>>291923

True namefaggery comes from an uncompromising, unmistakable presence.

>>292001

To wank or not to wank?

>>292002

Go to your local train station with a packet of cigarettes

>>291926

Do you want me to make you a flag?

>>292006

To clarify

I want a non aboriginal hussy

>>292005

You combat this by being a better wanker and shaming them into submission.

>>292003

That is not what I'm after but it is nice

>>292010

H O T !

>>291960

It would be better if it had chicken >>291961

>>291965

Yes

>>292009

Try Cenno there should be some available single mothers there.

>>292016

Nah, I get the home delivered from PoF

Thanks anyway

>>291929

I was one of them, he's a weird cunt with shitty internet mannerisms but he might improve.

>>292017

*them

>>292018

He is okay. There are much worse NEETs than old Nuro.

>>291947

IKTF

I'm sorry I'm not as banhammery as some of you might want me to be.

>>292021

You need to take heroin, then the banhammer will come more easy

>>292021

I don't think you should ban anyone, unless they post something illegal or whatever.

Grannyfucking should be a bannable offence still

>>292023

I think he should ban people who aren't doing something illegal.

>>292025

I do illegal things every day so he can't ban me then !

I support this NEET wholeheartdly

>>292023

what about s shire huh?

>>292023

That's my basic thing, the rest tire themselves out.

The spam type shit like from animus did it to get the reaction of being banned.

>>292027

Making the same mistakes withwordfilters should be bannable.

>>292029

threw all the s into ovens

Weber what kind of investments do you have? Any ETFs?

I'm making more soup.

I have actually done something clever NEETs

I rerigged my fan and ducting in my grow room so the hot air blows through my house.

Sort of free heating for winter !

>>292033

I get you're funny about the NZ shit. I was a bit like that with a fair few /pol/ things when I was there a lot.

>>292035

That is pretty clever.

>>292037

I'm a little worried about condensation on really cold days but I'll keep an eye on it

>>292035

Very smart m8.

>>292035

Very innovative.

>>292038

Hey on the plus side if it jiggs out you'll have snow

>BOONGFIGHTS

>New from EA Sports

Still making soup.

>>292042

Honey and coffee doesn't do it for me. I need to cut sugar down though.

>how sensual it would be.

I did.

><3

I appreciate you too

NOONGAR

>>292048

What type today?

>>292053

Same type. I'm just adding more smokey paprika this time.

>>292049

i always love how the trees are dying in that image around the nest but trees in the background seem healthy

>>292025

This, I've spent this entire day doing virtual crimes.

>>292043

A rare undated picture of NK's dad.

https://efukt.com/22239_Daughter_Tricked_Into_Fisting_Mom.html

>>292058

I thought Craig was NK's dad

I do miss the more frequent pics of NKs messy room

>>292061

Soon we will get pics of his messy apartment

>>292051

Artificial sweeteners work too although I'm not a big fan and I think they may be equally unhealthy.

>I did.

You kinky little slut ;^)

>>292055

That's some high quality OC mate.

>>292056

Never noticed that, pretty interesting. Must be a fucking historically old nest.

Sniffing the ex's perfume in a dark shed

Worked today for 4 hours

>granddad keeps watching Sky News

Need to clean up my apartment and unblock my toilet

>>292059

I had one of these poos today:

https://efukt.com/22834_Why_Is_This_Even_A_Thing.html

>>292066

I'm suprised there are people who aren't my parent who still have Austar

https://efukt.com/22844_you_deserve_to_be.html

>>292065

How many hours are you getting a week?

>>292067

I'd say the unblock toilet has priority

>>292070

The end part was the best.

>>292055

That was a good wank.

which country should I travel to so that I can jump from a high point and an hero?

>>292064

Get your shit together, there's over 3,000,000,000 women in the world.

>>292075

Mordor

>>292075

Uluru or no balls.

Make unna proud and sacrifice yourself to the rainbow serpent.

>>292078

sugar free boongka and raspberry

Applying for a job at a Melbourne hospital

>>292078

>thou

I want this wordfiltered to something less triggering.

>>292076

the problem is 2.5 billion of them are non white and the other 0.5 billion are shit tier sluts

>>292078

>iktf

I was severely late for 3 out 5 days last week

>>292079

Kek

>>292084

She was a poojeeta. What?

>>292088

Poor doggo.

>>292089

I think he is mooning over the ching ching this time.

>>292088

Horrific.

>>292083

I suggest: "du"

>>292085

B-

>>292085

A+

=

>>292071

It varies quite a bit from week to week. I’ve worked 8 hours so far this week, and worked 42.5 hours last week

>>292078

You're doing really good mate, don't burn out thou.

>>292078

>felt like shit after lunch and realised I hadn't taken my 2nd dose of NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

I know that feel

need a shit but I wanna wank too

>>292101

The solution is obvious. wanked poo

Hope it's the same hospital as shitey so neets can vote on who takes better food pics

>>292089

I'm another NEET, I'm someone whos only attracted to white people despite white people being trash

>>292103

Heh

>>292104

who takes better food*

>>292105

Sometimes you really wanna stick your dick in trash though

I didn't win the NEET lotto.

>>292108

The pub

>>292111

Wew lad

>>292109

Dive dick first into a dumpster?

Woah nelly

No Kelly

>>292109

I have an aversion to that since the last time I did it was against my will and it was a blender to me soul

>>292115

No D Kelly

Whoaaooaa black webby

Slam a lamb

>>292115

I used to like chick named kelly, no kelly indeed.

I'm sad.

>>292108

I don’t know

>>292116

Someone forced you to put your penis in garbage ?

>>292120

>tfw no kelly

50mg of seroquel down the hatch, I’ll give 25mg a try tomorrow

>>292124

You are doing good mate.

>>292124

Good stuff cobba

>>292124

Good onya m8

>>292124

Yeah yeah, nice one, yeah yeah.

>>292108

just give up

the NEETs who already have gfs are the only ones who will ever experience gfs

about to have a neurofen

and by neurofen i mean shit

>>292129

I've had gf's but currently don't.

Can I still hope ?

>>292122

Yes, when I was 6

>>292130

Have a nurofen

>>292132

Ouch, sorry m8

>>292130

Be sure to livestream it for us.

>>292131

>iktf

Fuck off shitey

Before you know it you'll be a ward manager with a hot hapa gf posting succulent meals made at home and only putting relaxing tea down the hatch to get you to sleep

>>292131

No, unless you have a gf at this exact moment you will never have another one

>>292136

He has to wipe Weber’s bottom at least once before he can become a ward manager.

>>292137

What if I hide your post, go and get one, come back and then unhide it ?

Can I keep her ?

>>292138

>The 12 Tasks of NEETculese

Hobosexual

I just had a glass of milo.

>>292142

Hot or cold?

>>292143

Cold milo goes in a glass.

Hot milo goes in a mug.

I bet you got kept down a grade in primary school.

>>292143

Cold of course.

>>292144

I have hot lattes in a glass with a handle.

>>292146

Two grades?

>>292148

Good night

>>292148

Too plastic and slutty

>>292148

Gook night

>>292148

Disgusting. Soulless.

>>292148

She is wearing panties and has tissue paper covering her nips. 2/10 gook whore

>>292148

double cumdies nigger

smash her head in with the candle stick in the library with only two books

>>292155

Are you playing Cluedo?

2 cunts in queensland won that $80m

>>292156

P-Professor P-P-Plum?

Weber did you used to watch Cluedo hosted by slicked-back hair Ian McFadyen on Channel Nine?

>>292157

Wonder if one was Nurofen

>>292160

I think we watched the pilot episode, which Mummybot and Daddybot declared to be "absolute shit" and never again did it grace our television.

>>292162

Your parents had pleb taste.

>>292164

I see.

I didn't win anything in lotto. Fortunately my 12 game ticket didn't cost anything, as I purchased it with the ~$17 I won in Powerballs last Thursday and still had some coins left over.