/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Gippsland

>>222356

Very good thread mate.

Never will I bend the knee.

I’m off to bed.

>>222359

Tabitha lives matter

>>222360

You are too fat to bend.

>>222361

I want to know what Tracey Grimshaw said about her mum

Are you trying to prove that you are not the nicest NEET?

Because I know. I know you are.

>>222360

Sweet dreams.

>>222363

It was her grandma.

>>222366

Tracey is her grandma??

Was going to post the cuz congress pic at the grave. But that's probably bad taste.

>>222362

Too big to fail.

Just wanna get stoned

>>222368

Bad taste but funny.

>>222364

Ita sad that I put the offer out to host a banner she can make on the other board and she hasn't responded. It's rude.

Just wanna get basked

>>222373

Wear sunscreen.

Just wanna get a good night's sleep.

>>222371

It would explain why she hates boong porn so much.

>>222367

Did her granny drop a bad E at a rave?

>>222376

I have improved that board.

>>222378

*we

>>222380

Nah, he's a shit BO and wants all the glory for himself. He doesn't get how this works.

>>222381

They think it is easy but they do not understand.

>>222359

She has more suction than a cordless Dyson

>>222382

You ban one Jew poster and the whole thing falls apart

>>222383

Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

>>222384

Neckbeard management and fedora wrangling are time consuming and stressful tasks for a BO yet they go largely unnoticed.

>>222385

Could suck a sump plug through one.

>>222377

I heard she fingered Hex in a nightclub

>>222386

You haven’t shaved in 8 weeks. You have a neck beard at present.

>>222386

They do not deserve to know the inner workings of The Council.

They think it's all thursday night wank sesh's and tendie binges.

>>222389

I hope he has been keeping it reasonably groomed.

>>222391

He said today he has done no upkeep on it

>>222388

Slightly jealous

>>222381

I am the BO there and haven't used the BO trip code once. On this board no one has ever identified who I am by any identifying details or re-said a name I have been awarded. I have been here for two years, which isn't long. I do not aspire for any glory. I took over the board because I hate orbiters as they are so pathetic.

>>222394

> I hate orbiters as they are so pathetic.

You sound like her.

*orbits*

>>222396

Be ironic if she did that to her own board. Some 4d chess.

>>222396

I am not going let your bad mood rub off onto me. I am going to sleep.

>>222377

She killed herself https://www.google.com/amp/s/au.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/financial-heartbreak-sparked-dramatic-siege-112159914.html

>>222398

That would be a true power move.

>>222401

Fuck off.

>>222293

She's a serious looker, I'd go her.

>>222406

I introduced her to the board.

>>222405

>>222404

>>222402

A sad situation.

>>222402

Did she shoot herself?

I'm banning this dweeb yank.

https://youtu.be/YyLnD_dp4k0?t=166

BULLS ON THE PARADE

>>222408

Nice

>>222402

Shit, that was a bit sad.

>>222417

Sweet dreams mate, I know the truth, you are the nicest NEET.

>>222416

Shoulda payed their bills aye?

>>222418

You will learn the actual truth one day and that is what worries me.

>>222420

You know that I have my days where I treat everyone like shit and still you think I'm ok.

You're a good cunt.

>recommended for you

>>222421

Join a sporting team.

>>222421

have a parkrun

>>222423

Posso. Have a listen.

It touches on what we were just talking about. I need to reevaluate how I see you.

>>222426

>I need to reevaluate how I see you.

In what way?

Getting pretty sick of this gay bromance shit tbh

>>222429

That's a dress, but you look pretty good in it.

>>222428

You are jealous.

>>222430

No it rolls up to the waist fine, I think it's for fat old cunts who's gut hangs down past their dicks

>>222426

He is wrong. There are good people and bad people. Some people will be a cunt no matter what environment they are in and who they are surrounded by.

>>222427

Rather than a nice NEET, you are a joyful person to interact with. Who I am, finds it easy to interact with you.

Have a listen to that guy, it is basic shit that we've all heard before but it is easy to forget.

>>222433

They are miserable people. According to him. They are not "bad".

>>222434

>you are a joyful person to interact with

I am a miserable cunt. My constant negativity is what cost me all my friends.

Having wedges for dinner.

>>222436

My views of impermanence cost me all of mine, yet we get along with each other.

>>222435

I suppose it depends how you define bad.

>>222423

He is a typical snake oil "guru" selling bullshit to bored housewives.

>>222439

Yeah. Bad for your interpersonal relationship with them would be correct. Bad for your experience when dealing with them. Bad for yourself. Not them.

>>222424

what would you recommend?

>>222440

I am a bored housewife and how much is shipping for this miracle oil?

>>222442

Baseball. Anyone can play.

>>222444

Have you joined your team?

>>222445

Nah, I'm on team me; the only rules I follow are my own.

canberra

>>222448

How slow do you drink? I do a bottle of red in 20 mins.

>>222451

Usually relatively quickly.

Was hungover as a dog today so wasn't feeling it at the start. Withdraws are gone now so time to get gooned

Tabitha coming here has reminded me of how I was when I was that age. I miss it so much.

>>222453

You miss having your grandma kill herself and then people stirring up your mental health problems straight afterwards?

>>222454

I miss feeling like my problems matter to other people.

>>222454

>>222455

More to the point, I miss being that age.

>>222457

That bitch in the back is racist.

>>222448

nofun on the goon

Oh my how unexpected

>>222458

shes looking disgusted at that white cunt about to rape the poor abos

>>222459

I'm not nofun, what makes you assume that?

I'm bulgeneet

>>222462

nofun has used that exact pic many times

>>222462

>bulgeneet

Who gave you that name?

>>222464

i assume hes monk if so then it;s obvious

>>222464

I did. I think I may have also been wrongly branded nofun a few times too.

>>222460

And being a lowly staffer she won't get any, black man don't want no white bitch unna!

I can smell my shitty asshole just from sitting in my chair. The chair itself also reeks of cum and sweat and shit every time I sit on it and those breath of air escapes from the leather cushion. Not sure how to fix this.

>>222454

When is the last time you met cheesy in person?

>>222468

Start by stopping shitting and cumming on your chair.

>>222468

Take a shower, fuck even put the chair in the shower too.

Good night friends.

>>222472

Goodnight

I have a shower seat which I sit down on while I'm in the shower.

>>222468

You should charged neets $5 to smell that musty chair, the line would be out the door

>>222477

I'll have a cone and a wank for you

>>222479

What distro and WM is that mate

>>222480

>hk

>>222480

It's just windows 7 with a color palette that I've fucked with to be easier on my eyes.

Too quiet for a Saturday night.

>tfw depressed

ate too much dominos now I feel sick

My penis is drowning in a pool of scrotrum skin.

tfw no gf

Could go a dart

Good night NEETs tomorrow I have to venture into densely populated areas, wish me luck.

>>222490

China?

>>222490

melbourne?

>>222491

Good guess.

>>222492

Hopefully less gooks then Melbourne.

I'm going to buy new shoes at a mall

>>222493

Well gooks are easier to molest in public, it reminds them of home

>>222494

I'll remember that next time I make eye contact with one for longer then 5 seconds

I think I took too many dexies and can't seem to wank, I know I can wank but I'm too focused on looking through random shit on an old hard drive for some reason

>>222496

Lol, what are you looking at.

I backed up my phone tonight and looked through all my old photos. Nostalgic.

>>222497

mostly old torrented tv episodes that have been indexed very badly and photos

I pretty much just saved shit in any random folder back then

>>222498

What kind of shit do you download now?

I've always been interested in your technical competence

>>222499

I don't download anything these days, the only thing I look for nowadays are mods for 90's games and some shitty games I thought about playing in 2003-2008 that I didn't wanna spend money on.

>>222501

>I don't download anything these days

Your collection of boong porn is complete then ?

You own ALL the boong porn ?

>>222502

All the boong porn in the known universe, I am sure there are other universes where there is much more boong porn but some things man is just not to know

>>222490

Good luck m8.

>>222503

Just think, theres an alternate universe where their entire history of film and tv is just boong porn.

>>222505

That's known as the UNNAverse

Fuck its late. Might have to pull an allnighter

>>222508

Probably giving away his old cumdies

>>222507

Just remember to suck off the dog before mum gets up

>>222445

Not yet. Pre-season training starts later next month.

I woke up early and know I won't be able to get back to sleep, so I got up. I accidentally knocked my water bottle off the bedside table. Water all over the carpet. I put down some paper towels.

>>222472

Good night my friend.

Doggo thinks that because I'm up early he should get his breakfast early. Completely wrong.

I am playing some Spear of Destiny.

>>222515

I'm playing with my dick while the rainbow serpent watches me

>>222516

You need to put that nasty dick away and find a more wholesome and fulfilling activity.

>>222520

You should take up gardening. Make some bonsai trees. Keep your hands occupied and your mind clear.

I am taking doggo for his walk.

>>222471

Shower chairs are excellent. Life changing even.

Morning all.

>>222518

There’s a better screencap of this that contains the first reply. ”you fat cunt”

>>222521

Nah, I'll just start wanking in the backyard instead

>>222512

You need to stand on the paper towels with shoes on to really extract the moisture.

>>222524

I cropped it out. It was a wholesome post I did not appreciate the nasty remark. Not funny at all.

Doggo has been walked and fed, the garden has been watered. I think I am going to go back to bed.

>>222526

Leave the water be - the carpet needed a wash anyway.

Back from Victor. Saw the aftermath of a really good accident. Some ugly gook women who were driving a little green Barina or something rear-ended a tray top ute at high speed. Practically compressed their car to half length and bent the ute like a banana.

Rape

>>222511

Good luck

>>222514

I bet you gave him breakky early.

>>222519

I heard this on the radio the other day and thought of him.

>>222523

I have one but it doesn't have a backrest or arms. It also has holes in the cushion part because I used to use it at a table when I was in the bath and I'd put smokes on it and forget about them.

>>222529

..no flag.

Hmm.

??

>>222530

I hope they're ok.

>>222530

Also, nice to have you back closer to me.

>>222539

They were both standing on the side of the road with the cops. No doubt feigning a lack of English so as to get away with their crime. The Ute was bent in the vertical plane if that makes sense, so I’m sure he was fine.

>>222540

Awwww.

>>222537

Mine was a remnant of Dad’s no legs phase. Also has a hole in the seat part for pooping or queening.

>>222541

Did you come back on the freeway or the old road?

The old road there (if I'm thinking of the right road) was one of the worst roads for accidents.

>>222544

I came back via the Victor Harbour highway and a little bid of the Southern Expressway. That was shut down, so I had to exit at Old Reynella and continue along the old Main South Rd.

The accident was on Salisbury Highway.

>>222545

>That was shut down

Is that a common thing? I don't go down that way often.

>>222546

It has happened a couple of times now in different places. Not sure why, they don't seem to be doing any construction.

>>222547

Have you been to that Irish pub that is owned by the same people that own the slug and lettuce? Is it just guiness on tap or do they have authentic Irish food. I haven't been to the slug and lettuce either.

I think there's another pub that is like those two with a theme.

>>222548

That Mick O'Sheas one on old South Rd? No, I haven't.

I haven't been to the Slug and Lettuce in 15 years or so, so I don't know. They did do Irish meals back then. Stew and soda bread, and the like.

So that's it NEETs, grandparents are being put in an aged care home.

All my aunties have bitched it despite being retired, having no health problems and doing nothing except shopping and being affluent to live a pretty desirable slightly upper middle class lifestyle. I can barely take care of myself and it would not be appropriate for a grandson to take care of them, especially when I am one of the youngest but it just doesn't feel right.

I know Possum mentioned earlier some time the possibility of his mother having to be institutionalised at some point, I dont know how I could deal with my own parents. I hope they both just go peacefully in their sleep.

>>222549

I like a drink or five, so I don't tend to go out for meals much these days. I don't want to drink drive, and a taxi is the best part of $60 to the city or equivalent distance.

>>222549

>Mick O'Sheas

Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.

>Stew and soda bread

That sounds alright, although nan makes that stuff herself.

>>222550

>it just doesn't feel right.

IKTF

My auntie has suggested multiple times that my nan should go in one. I hate how that is acceptable.

My dad is renovating his house so she can live there with ease.

>>222553

It depends who and what, I guess.

My sister doesn't work and relies on her husband's income to provide for four kids.

If something serious happened to Mum and I decided to care for her, I would probably have to resign from work, sell everything, and move in with her.

Depending on how many years she lived, I'd probably find it impossible to re-enter the workforce afterward.

I believe her will states that her estate is to be divided evenly between my sister and myself, which would mean selling the house, leaving me homeless.

>>222556

Yeah, it works for my dad (sort of) as he's almost at retirement age anyhow.

>>222557

Yeah. I'd still probably do what had to be done, even if it meant becoming an actual fourty-something NEET.

>>222558

He's a journalist m8, you can't expect him to waste his time sorting out words.

>>222560

Surprised they didn't call the woman in the picture Anne Frank.

>>222561

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste anne frankly I won't tolerate them.

>>222562

Don't look behind the cupboard! It's me, Anne Frank, from the book Anne Frank's Book.

>>222563

Imagine how badly their attic must have smelled.

Months and months of unwashed jew poo.

>>222429

This looks suspiciously like my bathroom. Please don't rape me.

>>222555

Smh it absolutely wasnt gay

>>222534

Good morning my friend.

>>222533

I might chicken out and not do it.

Have to fill out a certificate of fitness to keep driving. My doctor is only available the same time that I'm at work

>>222568

>I might chicken out

You better now.

NOT*

>>222569

Very lewd.

>>222570

Won't your boss give you time off to go? If you don't you'll be unable to work anyway so it's in his best interests

>>222569

When you click this his lips light up.

>>222574

I'll have to find a doctor that works outside of those hours.

>>222550

When my mother had her mental health detention she was in what they called the "old age mental health ward" at a hospital. It was basically a nursing home environment.

Anyway my mother did really well there. She did all the activities - gym, cooking classes, ten pin bowling etc - and was thriving. She is a very social person so she made friends with a lot of the other oldies.

So I am no longer worried about if she has to go into a nursing home one day. I think she would be happier there than she is living on her own. She does better with lots of people around her.

>>222572

Too late.

>>222578

NOT*

I MEANT NOT

>>222554

A bizarre dream.

Went to sleep at maybe 4am, was up at 8am with such a horrible hangover. Went back to bed and I'm feeling fine now. Much more manageable hangover compared to yesterday.

No more grog this week

>>222581

>this week

So.. today?

>>222581

You know Sunday is the start of the new week, right?

>>222576

Take some time off for a doctors appointment. You never even take a proper lunch break. You have earned it.

>>222581

>No more grog this week

If only we could believe you this time.

>>222579

It is too late mate. I have been given permission.

>>222584

Nah, I'll just do it after work some time. I hope a different doctor can do it.

Posso, did you ever go through a gooned up, reckless phase?

>tfw you will never be Glenn Frey playing take it easy to a bunch of hot mums

>>222588

No I didn't. I just became depressed and hid away from the world.

>>222590

When was this?

>>222589

Leave our mummybots out of your degenerate fantasies, neet

Might have to clean the neet lair today

>>222591

When I was 16.

>>222592

This was not of my own doing. A woman wants what a woman want.

>>222594

Oh I thought we were living it now.

On day 3 of no fap.

Last drinks tonight.

Gym tomorrow morning.

Wild Turkey can telling me it's safest not to drink while pregnant. Like I could find somebody to impregnate me.

There was something I had to do today, I've been trying to remember what it was all day but can't.

>>222599

Tabby?

>>222600

Who wouldn't?

>>222599

You were going to have a wank, visit Dan, and post your poo.

>>222601

This >>222599 was meant for >>222598

>>222602

Than was my estranged brother.

>>222598

Maybe if you ask nicely the rape fairy will visit you

>>222605

Did you just call NK a fairy?

>>222606

I may or may not have done so, perhaps

SO PUT ME ON A HIGHWAY

Interesting mix of women in the shops this morning.

>>222609

I didn't think you could buy those anymore

>>222610

I'll give you a 'heh' for effort.

I meant customers and shop attendants.

>>222611

Any that are worth describing here? Sunday morning can be a very interesting time in public

>>222612

There was a 7 foot tall negress who was wearing some kind of cork platform shoes and kept rolling her ankle.

Another white girl had some kind of dress shorts jumpsuit thingo and I could see her bottom cheeks.

>>222613

>There was a 7 foot tall negress who was wearing some kind of cork platform shoes and kept rolling her ankle.

Are you sure it wasn't a tranny?

I see the jumpsuit cheeks quite often lately, it makes life a little better each time.

>>222614

Pretty sure it was female. Trannies can't really fake hips and waist ratio.

The girl in the jumpsuit was interesting. She was devoid of tattoos and otherwise looked like a clean-cut young woman.

I'm finding tattoos on women increasingly off-putting. I have a full sleeve tattoo on one arm and once had a thing for tattooed girls, but now it just makes them look cheap.

Can we get one of these for the compound after we've paid off the submarine?

>>222616

Can it be used to bomb boong communes with goon?

>>222615

I definitely agree about the tattoos. It's very normal now though so disliking them is starting to become less accepted

>>222618

I think it's the commonality that has put me off them. That and most of them have this mish-mash of random shit.

A bloke can have full sleeve tattoos, and provided he hasn't done something stupid to his neck or hands, can put on a business shirt and look respectable. Once a girl has tattooed her arms/legs/back, she will never be able to wear a dress without that shit showing.

>>222617

We could drop pretty much anything anywhere.

>>222620

Well that solves the neet plumbing question then

Had salad and left over tendies for lunch, now I'm having a couple grapes.

It's a different type of full, there is no foodcoma. I don't think I like it.

>>222621

Flying septic tank?

>>222616

According to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_surviving_North_American_B-25_Mitchells#Australia

we have one on display in Darwin. We might need NEET Team 6 to break it out of there.

>>222622

>It is not too late to head to Hungry Jacks or the Colonel.

>>222624

We'll need to get some roof racks for the astra

>>222615

>I have a full sleeve tattoo on one arm

begone chad

>>222626

NT6 could drive the Astra there, and then drive the Astra into the cargo bay. Assuming, of course, the plane is flyable.

>>222625

>>It is not too late to head to Hungry Jacks AND the Colonel's.

fixed that typo

>>222627

I was never a Chad. Flabby cunt now, but I used to look a bit tough.

>>222630

>I used to look a bit tough

You thought you did.

Surprisingly only 3 years older: https://www.heartfoundation.org.au/your-heart/know-your-risks/heart-age-calculator

>>222631

A couple of girls said I did. A stripper did once too.

>>222632

I doubt you or anyone else is going enjoy living long enough that they can die of cancer or dementia or watching non-whites destroy western civilisation. Heart disease is really the way to go.

>>222634

Yes, this is a genuine concern. A cancer or dementia diagnosis doesn't bother me, as I'll just shoot myself. The /pol/ black pill you allude to is the real concern. Being considered too old to participate when the race war kicks off would suck too.

>>222634

I don't think dying of heart disease is much fun, though. Might as well just die doing something retardedly dangerous when you reach lawn mowing on a Saturday morning age

Being genuinely terminally ill as a /pol/-tier right-winger might actually be fun assuming you had a few months to spare and some mobility.

>>222636

I didn't say it was fun, just fast. Cancer and dementia are not.

>>222637

I love how you imply that /pol/ is capitalist and not Centrist Authoritarianism like you have no idea on what they believe

>>222638

Depends on the type of heart disease. One of our doggos had a heart problem and that wasn't quick.

>>222639

Oh here we go.

>>222642

>Then let us hope that it'll still be legal to own guns when that happens.

This is why you buy a lathe, vertical mill, and reloading press while you can.

>>222637

Are you going to put on your tactical fedora and go on a shooting spree? You loser.

>>222644

I didn't say I was going to do anything, you fucking idiot. I swear half you cunts have a reading comprehension age of about seven.

>>222645

Which is why you're incapable of getting, or holding, jobs.

>>222587

If it is for something major it probably best not to see Dr Pajeet. I am pretty sure there is a question that states how long you can seen this doctor for and Dr Pajeet will probably say a day. If it is in the same clinic you are fine, just tell them to write how long you have seen the other doctor for.

>>222641

Oh I was just stating a fact matey, or are you just an angry capitalist cuck

:^)

NEET FIGHT

EET FIGHT

Which named NEET owns cianigger@horsefucker.org?

>>222627

That's what I thought too.

Bet it's shire.

>>222650

The infosec heavy animal petting enthusiast NEET

>>222633

Give you give her $10 afterwards?

>>222652

I asked the fucking question you donglord.

>>222654

You have awoken on the wrong side of the goon sack.

>>222651

Weber

>>222653

>Give you give her

durrrrrrr

>>222636

Personally, I can't wait til I am of that age. I'm going to have a nice little lot in the bush with a big garden and well kept yard and if all goes to plan a little Cambodian minx to cook my spring rolls.

>>222658

Nice.

>>222653

Pajeet?

>>222656

Would not have picked it.

>>222656

Do you have a daughter?

>>222639

>/pol/ is one person

>>222663

No? Are you new here?

>>222646

>>222645

wew

>>222660

kek

>>222665

One of the people I give the nod I've seen driving around was with a young lady/girl.

Was it your niece?

Also, don't get fucking bitchy with me. I just sat down, I was outside cutting my hair then had a shower.

>>222647

Nah, my clinic is shut on weekends. Was fine when I was NEET.

>>222668

It just seemed an odd question. I'd have revealed that sort of info by now.

>>222668

>cutting my hair

How is the gray situation? Also did you clean up your nape? You know that has been a concern of mine for some time.

What should I have for lunch, neets?

>>222670

I don't know.

Sometimes I think you just say your infosec shit to throw us off.

Like you've seen that statically people on these boards are execs and in Adelaide they come from the northern suburbs and a commodore is a very average car for that region and socio-economic zone.

I've started giving the nod to skellies in Hyundai's just in case but that will be useless if the ruse is bigger than that and your mum is actually your dad and you go see him in Albury and you actually live in Sydney.

You can't fool me mister.

>>222673

That is quite a sentence

>>222672

You should've had lunch by now.

A vegie patty on a burger with cheddar cheese, baby spinach, onion, beetroot and honey mustard sauce.

>>222673

I've not lied about my job, weight, location, or car. One of you fuckers named my actual workplace way back when.

>>222671

The nape is semi cleaned, I have noticed considerably more gray hair.

>>222672

Considering dinner should be 5pm sharp, you should just wait.

>>222672

couple of burgers from Hungry jacks and a family feast from kfc

>>222677

>semi cleaned

That is not good enough for a corporate executive like yourself.

>>222650

me

>>222680

I can't see the back of my head.

I am getting the wicked wings and garlic bread cravings again. Someone stop me please.

>>222681

Thank you for your declaration of love. I only just saw it.

>>222683

Don't be a weak cunt.

>>222683

Feeling Dusty?

>>222683

You need a hearty salad with beans on a bed of quinoa.

Naked NEET

>>222687

>a bed of quinoa

How romantic.

>>222687

>quinoa

decimalNEET: this is pronounced keen-wah

>>222684

lol I was fucking drunk that night

>>222691

drunk words are sober thoughts or something

>>222689

Rose petals in the salad and artichoke hears on the side to get your mood up.

>>222693

Remember that bit of the movie Amelie when the mean vegetable store owner is taunting his retarded assistant and she says "Even artichokes have a heart"? We should all watch that movie at the same time and cry together.

>>222694

He looks happy and accepting of himself.

>>222693

A dozen oysters too.

>>222695

That is a nice movie, I can't remember that part.

>>222696

Yes that is why I admire him. He is not shamed about his appearance.

>>222700

I wouldn't be able to handle being a spectacle like that.

I hate that cutesy film.

>>222675

>>222678

With all the Perthneets around here you would think we'd at least get a consideration. A burger with at least some of those things does sound kind of nice

>>222703

I suspect many a NEET can identify with parts of it.

>>222706

Do baseball batters have to field? Or is it like cricket where you can specialise and be a lazy cunt?

>>222706

My favourite is Bartolo Colon.

>>222706

Pajeet Baseball has its own Executive heroes too

>>222704

Back when I was a lowly NEET, my routine was to go get my pay out, get a pouch of tobacco, an iced coffee, a pack of butter menthols and a vegie burger with bacon.

>>222707

You have to both field and bat.

>>222710

>butter menthols

Why?

>>222711

They just rank the batting and pitching line up so the shit ones stand less of a chance of being called up?

>>222709

All muscle.

Also

>pajeet

>Bermuda

>>222712

I liked them.

>>222715

They certainly do nothing for sore throats, so no harm in it.

>>222708

>Bartolo Colon.

>>222716

Yeah, I used to like having one while having a smoke. I dunno.

>>222703

You need to watch the whole thing to appreciate its strangeness. It hit me at the end of the film, that I liked it. Up until that point I was just tolerating it.

Looking for a self-hosted solution to daily journal entries that I can do in a browser.

Just woke up. Mum left a message on my phone about going to a cafe in Bairnsdale and asked if I wanted to go, but I was asleep.

>>222721

My Mum also invited me to a cafe today but I was too coma'd

>>222636

I'm going to die from extreme aboriginal syphilis

>>222725

LOL very nice banner.

I have been given permission it is too late to take it back. I am thinking of going to the KFC and giving up this silly baseball idea.

>>222726

Are there earbuds photoshopped into that pic?

>>222724

We know, we know.

>>222729

It is so hard.

>>222726

Almost looks like a plastic Godzilla toy

>>222732

Boong deodorant can be many things.