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File: b43b176869751d2⋯.png (34.67 KB,300x250,6:5,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.233706 [Last50 Posts]

Go on NEETo, show me your sexy side.

OLD >>232954

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 No.233707

>>233703

jesus christ what manner of spasticity is this

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 No.233708

File: c38eda1234e7bc9⋯.png (83.18 KB,406x750,203:375,143998300234222.png)

>tfw didn't get to use the leg pepe I just found

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 No.233709

File: cbbe3bd94361ddb⋯.jpg (3.79 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG20190309221922.jpg)

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 No.233711

>>233709

This is a fantastic image. This is the NEETpose.

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 No.233712

My thread is better

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 No.233713

>>233709

How did you even take that pic?

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 No.233715

>>233712

>50 whole seconds later

Poor catalog checking neet

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 No.233716

>>233712

You didn't link the old one.

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 No.233717

>>233709

I can do that too

Was also staring at the old thread waiting for more legs

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 No.233718

>>233715

>>233716

Bugger the pair of you with an old dogs leg

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 No.233719

>>233717

Can you touch elbows?

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 No.233720

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 No.233721

How did he take that photo????

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 No.233722

>>233721

Look at the photo again

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 No.233723

>>233720

I'm not buggering you with a dogs leg m8

Some things in life you just gotta do on your own

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 No.233724

Told you cunts I'd ensure a new thread came to be tonight.

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 No.233725

>>233719

Yeah

>>233721

With his left hand, the camera is facing his front

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 No.233726

>>233724

You could have actually made it

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 No.233727

>>233724

Did not

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 No.233728

Do you neets think my chad legs will get mad pussy?

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 No.233729

>>233725

> the camera is facing his front

No it isn't, that's his back.

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 No.233730

The microwaved food was good

The whisky and cannabis are also good

You NEETs are as mad as a bag full of mongooses on acid but you're pretty good company

I am somewhat content

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 No.233731

>>233728

Get mad NEETpussy.

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 No.233732

>>233728

As long as you are able to hold that first pose throughout the entire evening

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 No.233733

>>233727

What do you call this then, dick lips: >>233459

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 No.233734

>>233728

maybe, post elbow for confirmation

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 No.233735

>>233733

You didn't post that, (he) did

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 No.233736

>>233735

I FUCKIN POSTD IT CNT

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 No.233737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.233738

>>233736

Yaeh, nah

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 No.233739

>>233736

and it's 22:01 so I can go to bed soon

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 No.233740

>>233739

Canberra ?

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 No.233741

>>233738

I so did.

Cruisey and/or Possum please set the record straight

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 No.233742

>>233740

Adelaide you dingus

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 No.233743

Hey Cruisey, I'll fedex you some buds if you say I posted it

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 No.233744

File: db3b324b6930894⋯.jpg (49.1 KB,616x699,616:699,1475391442509.jpg)

>tfw 20 drinks deep on the litre vodka but you want to go to Dan's to "keep the party going"

what is wrong with me lads

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 No.233745

Looks like he posted it.

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 No.233746

>>233742

Ah, sorry.

You're all over east to me

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 No.233747

File: 744051aaa805396⋯.png (95.46 KB,398x397,398:397,39922ce9.png)

25mg of seroquel through the liver

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 No.233748

>>233744

Addicted to having a good time.

But its never good enough

This mint is knocking me on my ass

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 No.233749

>>233744

You're Australian

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 No.233750

>>233744

You're a native Australian.

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 No.233751

21st century NEEToid man

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 No.233752

>>233747

Not worth it for a knock out drug, you should go to a different psychiatrist.

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 No.233753

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB,632x413,632:413,BoongJudge.png)

Oh alright, let the record show that he did in fact make that post

And also that Possum once touched Webers peepee

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 No.233754

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 No.233755

Aboriginal cum rag

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 No.233756

Goanna tear and share

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 No.233757

>>233756

shart neet is already torn

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 No.233758

>>233757

Well share him around then

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 No.233759

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>233751

Quality band.

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 No.233760

Shart Tank

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 No.233761

Shartnado

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 No.233762

Mega Shart Verus Giant Octopus

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 No.233763

Shartman and the Goongoblin

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 No.233764

File: d82847bcaa37645⋯.png (267.78 KB,750x750,1:1,1551510494300.png)

>2014 literally feels like yesterday

>struggling to remember what I've done for the last 5 years amongst the mist of youtube, imageboards and pornography

>still mentally 17

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 No.233765

The shartshank redemption

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 No.233766

>>233764

I know that exact feel

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 No.233767

Dr. Shartlove

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 No.233768

File: 8b47238b90f0fd1⋯.png (67.24 KB,580x617,580:617,DM-logo.png)

>>233764

>>233766

The last 5 years of your life has been this image…

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 No.233769

>>233764

Will you be saying the same in 2024?

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 No.233770

Gone with the Shart

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 No.233771

Shartrate Kid II

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 No.233772

>>233764

Hang in there neet bro

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 No.233773

Gayniggers from Outer Shart

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 No.233774

2019 will be the year of the Indian/Asian gf

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 No.233775

>>233774

For all of us ?

Like, one each or do we take turns ?

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 No.233776

Deep Shart 9

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 No.233777

Dr Shart

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 No.233778

>>233774

I want a blonde gf though. Not for nazi reasons.

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 No.233779

Indiana NEET: Kingdom of the Crystal Shart

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 No.233780

ive never seen an attractive Indian girl, someone enlighten me

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 No.233781

>>233772

thx m8, I think its time to cut out the degeneracy in my life

Ever since I finished high school everything has just been one great big haze, I have one life and I can't remember anything about it

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 No.233782

I forgot Karate Kid I was basically half love story. Might got to bed.

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 No.233783

I need to get a gf I just don't know how

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 No.233784

>>233780

they exist

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 No.233785

>>233780

Shall I plug in my other hard drive?

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 No.233786

File: 946ee6c5f26d9e3⋯.jpg (288.51 KB,600x881,600:881,sexynazi.jpg)

>>233778

>tfw no blonde reasonable nazi gf

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 No.233787

>>233780

They do exist m8

I've only paid to look at them and have sex with them but they exist

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 No.233788

>>233783

Same, its hard to meet people without a social circle.

>tfw chad but socially retarded hobo

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 No.233789

>>233785

you need to post something more substantive than the butt you posted last time

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 No.233790

>>233788

I truly ktf m8

>tfw chad outside,NEET inside

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 No.233791

>>233790

>>233788

>tfw also have no mates

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 No.233792

>>233791

You're our m8, m8

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 No.233793

>>233764

Exactly the same for me

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 No.233794

File: 7a79373ce3303ea⋯.png (12.04 KB,348x267,116:89,WeTookOver.png)

At this stage they should just rename it ausneetchan

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 No.233795

>>233794

We should just buy 8chan from Jim and delete all those other boards no one cares about

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 No.233796

>>233795

Let's see leftypol ban me for boongposting then !

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 No.233797

Maybe we should really consider reviving auschan

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 No.233798

>>233797

But most other people are shit

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 No.233799

>>233794

All those other threads are terribly named. There is no way such amateurs can compete with the smooth efficiency that comes from 500 past neet generals

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 No.233800

It's starting to get on my nerves being single. Im 19 haven't had a gf or been laid yet, i have mostly tucked the though of having a gf in a hidden coner of my mind trying to ignore the fact im lonley. Why is it so hard to get a QT homeless gf who likes dumpster diving and traveling?

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 No.233801

>>233800

>QT homeless gf who likes dumpster diving and traveling?

You can choose one of these, but only one.

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 No.233802

>>233800

Because those girls suck dick instead of becoming homeless and jumping in bins

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 No.233803

>>233800

At 19 I was a virgin without hope.

At 24 I'm heartbroken without hope.

Dig that out of my dumpster

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 No.233804

Cmon guys, cheer up

It could be worse, we could all be niggers

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 No.233805

>>233804

Niggers usually have gfs

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 No.233806

>>233802

Studies have shown that women do in fact prefer sucking dick to being homeless

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 No.233807

>>233804

With fulfilling jobs, loving families, no insecurities and healthy lifestyles

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 No.233808

>>233805

Yeah but, niggers

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 No.233809

>>233804

being a nig would be comfy, at least they have big friendship groups (gangs)

srs

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 No.233810

>>233806

Where can I sign up to participate in such a study?

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 No.233811

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 No.233812

>>233800

Try being 38 you whiny cunt

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 No.233813

>>233803

Thats a pretty shit dumpster mate

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 No.233814

>>233812

Are you a 38 year old virgin?

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 No.233815

>>233812

Neets die the second they turn 30

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 No.233816

>>233810

Email me for the sign up kit

I'll need your full address of course

john@fagneet.cum

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 No.233817

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 No.233818

>>233815

>tfw 13 years a zombie

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 No.233819

>>233812

Im not a whiny cunt, fuck you old fag

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 No.233820

the great zoomer boomer war is upon us

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 No.233821

>>233819

I’d tell you to get fucked, but that’s part of your problem

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 No.233822

>>233820

I'm gonna sit it out and sell drugs to both sides

like a filthy jew

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 No.233823

Asian gfs for everyone

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 No.233824

>>233823

I only rent Asian women

Can I trade her in when I'm done ?

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 No.233825

someone post a cute Indian

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 No.233826

tfw semi-seriously considering marrying an asian girl

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 No.233827

File: 7b3b8970579bff5⋯.jpg (15.28 KB,474x314,237:157,downloadfile.jpg)

>>233820

Zoomer vs boomer who wins?

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 No.233828

File: 06140cc84a8368d⋯.jpg (2.6 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG20190309231250.jpg)

Having a lie down

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 No.233829

>>233828

Prime prone bone position

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 No.233830

>>233825

I just had a look and I can't find any

Maybe I imagined them

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 No.233831

would love to but could never, would rather just wait and hope a white chad impregnates my sister

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 No.233832

>>233831

And then you marry your niece mormonNEET ?

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 No.233833

>>233831

You should bring her to the neet commune

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 No.233834

File: 94eac3dfc5701dd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,440.95 KB,1280x960,4:3,1501915557004.jpg)

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 No.233835

Do NEETs get to have alone time at the commune? Not all of us are social butterflies

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 No.233836

>>233834

Should I get an Asian or Indian gf?

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 No.233837

>>233835

depends on your definition of alone

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 No.233838

File: 4076e1784c95f6d⋯.jpg (249.08 KB,580x586,290:293,Pepe-at-Dachau[1].jpg)

I offer my services as a white chadNEET to impregnate his sister and further the cause of the white race

It's a hard life but someones got to do it

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 No.233839

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 No.233840

>>233834

>belly hair

as imagined

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 No.233841

Good night all. This is far too late for me.

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 No.233842

>>233834

I'd do her but only because I would

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 No.233843

>>233841

G'night m8, hope the jews don't steal your foreskin while you sleep

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 No.233844

>>233839

>>233840

Once you get a taste theres no going back

>>233841

Night, I'm heading off too

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 No.233845

>>233841

Good night neeto

There seem to be quite a few easterners up late tonight

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 No.233846

>>233843

My cat is guarding it right now

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 No.233847

>>233845

Southerner

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 No.233848

>>233846

Foreskin cat watches you fap

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 No.233849

>>233845

>>233847

>tfw glorious free settler

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 No.233850

>>233847

You're east to us boyo

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 No.233851

>>233847

Do you fuck your cousin?

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 No.233852

Post cousin pics plz

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 No.233853

This wagie stuff is killing me. I think I want to go back to being a NEET guys.

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 No.233854

>tfw haven't seen some of your cousins in over a decade due to family feuds

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 No.233855

>>233854

Same, wouldn't surprise me if I didn't see em again

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 No.233856

>>233854

That should erase any shared development and make it not weird to fuck them

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 No.233857

>>233853

It's alright if you have a few $ extra

Bare bones NEETing it isn't so much fun

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 No.233858

After a great deal of thought on the matter I have decided this.

It's alright to fuck your cousins if they're hot or you're drunk.

Otherwise it's just wrong.

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 No.233859

>>233855

I was very close with one when I was younger, we were born in the same year.

>>233856

It'd be weird enough just talking to her after so long.

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 No.233860

File: ba349c983ac37df⋯.png (1.51 MB,1440x900,8:5,Screen Shot 2019-03-09 at ….png)

nah but very ironically I did see this Indian cutie after a neet posted a Harald baldr video earlier and I watched a couple more, quite rare, wanted to see more

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 No.233861

>>233860

Is the girl or the guy the cute one ?

Or is it the dog ?

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 No.233863

>>233860

For a moment I thought that pajeet was wearing a le happy merchant shirt

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 No.233864

Post the discord please

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 No.233865

>>233864

There isn't one and I hope there never will be one

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 No.233866

File: c1d3c0df7acad47⋯.jpg (37.25 KB,750x790,75:79,1549278043227.jpg)

>>233853

same m8, I've just about had it

I am the daily unpaid overtime NEET

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 No.233867

>>233863

based and currypilled

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 No.233868

>>233866

I did 10-20 hours for free for 2 years m8

Give it up, they'll never repay it and they'll just keep using you

Fuck 'em

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 No.233869

>>233865

There is, I've been in it

Stop ignoring my requests, this is bullying

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 No.233870

>>233869

They won't let you in until you blow them m8

I've never got an invite either

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 No.233871

>>233868

I know, I just hate confrontation and always bitch it to avoid reminding them for the billionth time that it isn't normal to do unpaid overtime every single fucking day

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 No.233872

<discord

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 No.233873

>>233861

the girl I would racemix with her and only her

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 No.233874

>>233871

Don't wan to sound a cunt but they'll keep fucking you as long as you let them

I was meant to get time in leu (loo,lieu ? whatever the fuck) which I stopped counting at 120 hours.

I still regret giving them a year of my life for free basically.

Don't let them fuck you m8

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 No.233875

>>233874

You don't sound like a cunt at all, thank you for your advice. You are right.

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 No.233876

>>233875

That times yours m8, they're stealing it

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 No.233877

>callous on finger from 2 months of daily vbs

halppp

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 No.233878

>>233877

Have a wank

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 No.233879

>>233877

Have a vbs

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 No.233880

>>233794

iron man numbers

>>233877

stubbies or cans?

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 No.233881

Chicks like it when you have a bit of callous on your hands

If they don't they're fucking lesbians

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 No.233882

anyone here know how to use cytube?

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 No.233883

>>233882

No but I can tune a harmonica

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 No.233884

>one more night alone in my room

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 No.233885

>>233880

stubbies

mommybot bringing my home a pie from her servo job will make me feel better :)

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 No.233886

Stop drinking alcohol.

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 No.233887

File: 047fe41ad06c284⋯.jpg (50.77 KB,785x644,785:644,1496367858053[1].jpg)

>>233885

I wish I had a mummybot that brought pies

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 No.233888

I hate anxiety. Sometimes I can barely breathe.

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 No.233889

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 No.233890

>>233881

I like it when women fuck lesbians

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 No.233891

>>233890

Would you believe me if I told a story about my ex-wife and our 5th anniversary and a prostitute ?

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 No.233892

>>233886

>just don't be addict idiot XD

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 No.233893

>>233888

I've had terrible anxiety my whole life but I'm so thankful it's just a sick feeling in my stomach and not panicky shortness of breath, I feel for you

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 No.233894

>>233891

I'll believe in anything if it fits my sexual agenda

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 No.233895

>tfw you pour a new drink but then theres not much left in the bottle so you pour the rest and realise you have a massive fucking drink

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 No.233896

>>233886

bad varg

go play with your toy armor

>>233881

chicks with callous are hot

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 No.233897

>>233894

Ah, not gonna tell a wank tale but it did happen and it was fucking awesome

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 No.233898

>>233897

Fair enough, I don't think I could wank to another neet's story anyway. It would feel like crossing some kind of line

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 No.233899

File: a0c9e26c5881a27⋯.jpg (49.9 KB,600x617,600:617,catdance.jpg)

>>233888

nice digit

take it easy

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 No.233900

>>233899

Are those people zombies ?

Are the cats safe ?

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 No.233901

>>233895

sounds deadly unna

scull it

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 No.233902

>>233900

Looks like a case of drugs to me

The cats are probably just boonged

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 No.233903

>>233901

Nah, if I do that I'll post my ex wifes nudes then my knob then pass out

I know your tricks m8

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 No.233904

>>233902

Boonging cats is a federal offence

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 No.233905

>>233904

Not if you keep your mouth shut, white boy

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 No.233906

>>233905

Abo's are allowed to boong cats, it's cultural then

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 No.233907

File: d4647778b4c46b8⋯.jpg (28.83 KB,600x337,600:337,desertcathun[1].jpg)

> tfw cat boonged

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 No.233908

>>233903

I see no problem with any of the above

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 No.233909

File: cb91b145a6d16af⋯.png (723.38 KB,702x464,351:232,NO.png)

That poor cat

>>233908

You're not getting the knob but I might get drunk enough to post the ex's bum

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 No.233910

>>233909

This picture is very disconcerting

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 No.233911

>>233902

they drank warm goon

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 No.233912

File: a19f39e4f5aefe5⋯.png (721.84 KB,700x463,700:463,take2.png)

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 No.233913

>>233910

They hunt and eat them m8

I saw a docco on it, apparently cats came over with boongs not white folks

So that "mah native wildlife" shit is actually racist

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 No.233914

Last filter of the night, guess its bed for me after this dart, not keen for a non menthol Rollie with my coffee tomorrow morn

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 No.233915

>>233913

Honestly a cat being shot in the wild is not a bad thing, as long as it's being eaten and not used for devious boong purposes

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 No.233916

>>233914

>menthol

>coffee

How do those two even go together?

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 No.233917

>>233915

Oh, I like cats and I've no problem if they get killed for food.

Just not for disgusting abo on dead cat gangbang movies

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 No.233918

>>233909

either are fine with us unna, in fact I'm sure a lot here would prefer the knob pic

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 No.233919

>>233918

My knob is sacred and wonderful

Only the finest boong and Irish chicks can handle it

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 No.233920

>>233919

so Pauline Hanson and Cathy Freeman

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 No.233921

>>233920

I would not say no to such an arrangement, as long as they both had volume controls.

Also, some poofter made an illegal thread

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 No.233922

to goon, or not to goon

that is the question

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 No.233923

>>233922

to goon

that is the answer

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 No.233924

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 No.233925

Fuck wrong thread

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 No.233926

>>233922

oh, wine is me

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 No.233927

>PH- Aw yeah, fuck me like a chink whore

>me- shut up

>KF - FARKIN YEA,YA A BIG DOG JUST LIKE ME DAD

>me- please,just shut the fuck up

>PH- You like my big fish&chip shop arse doan't ya ?

>KF - OONGA BOONGA WOZZA FARKIN WOIT CARNT

>me- fuck this, I'm out of here

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 No.233928

Who is cheesecake NEET?

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 No.233929

>>233927

I know I'm pretty wasted but this may be the best thing I ever wrote

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 No.233930

>>233927

Pauline Hanson and Karen Fujo?

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 No.233931

>>233928

He's an ideal

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 No.233932

>>233928

He is the one who haunts your dreams

He is the one your mum touches herself to

He is the one your dad fears

If you are brave bold and resolute one day you may have a small part of Cheesey in you.

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 No.233933

>>233930

Kathy Freeman

see >>233920

Fuck, I got her name wrong, my bad

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 No.233934

>>233927

keked out loud

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 No.233935

>>233927

took me a few reads to understand the context,

deadly unna 10/10 would read again

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 No.233936

>>233933

ah, wew

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 No.233937

Has anyone else ever thought about posting small bits of our chat to reddit ?

Not for trolling just to see the pants shitting

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 No.233938

>>233931

>>233932

I don't understand, who is he?

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 No.233939

>>233935

It's al good m8, I often don't understand what I wrote 3 minutes later

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 No.233940

File: ca740f42560bb97⋯.jpg (33.24 KB,306x364,153:182,article-0-1D223FC300000578….jpg)

>>233938

He is not a man you want to fuck with, understand that.

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 No.233941

>>233937

I can't envision a scenario where that is a good idea

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 No.233942

File: 34fa20f73a91406⋯.png (70.23 KB,2008x2344,251:293,abopepe.png)

>>233938

>can't into NEETlore

>mfw

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 No.233943

>>233938

A legend

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 No.233944

>>233941

True, it would just cause trouble

We could post caps and say it was 4chinks though ?

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 No.233945

Post wank piss burn again

I never learnt

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 No.233946

>>233939

early onset dementia's a helluva thing

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 No.233947

>>233946

173 cones a day and half a bottle is a better thing

Fuck, I might be demented and not know it

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 No.233948

anyone ever get this >>233945 but in their butthole as well as peehole?

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 No.233949

File: 0b3ab4a7ec10431⋯.png (919.46 KB,782x596,391:298,VitalKnoelafsfsd.png)

>>233945

C'mon m8

How many years you been doing this ?

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 No.233950

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 No.233952

>>233947

you'll be alright, I'd try and cut back on the billies though.

I was smoking an average of 20-50 cones a day this time last year.

At that point you've so much thc built up in ya system that you stop getting high and just kinda sit at a constant level of stoned.

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 No.233953

>>233952

shits expensive if nothing else, unless you grow ya own in which case go nuts

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 No.233954

feels dirty to give myself a (you)

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 No.233955

>>233952

173 May have been poetic licence but yeah, it may be time for a break, the fact it still gets me pretty smashed is a triumph in itself though

>>233953

>unless you grow ya own in which case go nuts

10K muddafugga

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 No.233956

>>233954

I ktf but I pretend I'm keeping the board alive

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 No.233957

>>233940

Die Auserkuhen?

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 No.233958

feelin pretty wild lads. kinda pissed. im going whale hunting

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 No.233959

>>233955

that must be some potent bud, I think one cone would send me to the moon these days.

how's the turtle?

>>233956

doing gods work unna

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 No.233960

File: ecb5ed40430108a⋯.png (5.83 KB,631x154,631:154,someshit.png)

>>233957

No

He's right there

Look at the photo again

>>233958

fat chicks or ivory and blubber

Not much difernce really I guess

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 No.233961

>>233952

always found sleep to be like a mine t break but after more than 25-30 a day it'd just be a shitty haze

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 No.233962

>>233959

TurtleNEET is not one of mine sorry mate

If you're asioNEETing it up I think he's the one that likes to bang uderage gook girls

sorry turtleNEET, it's a NEET eat NEET world

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 No.233963

>>233949

I always piss before I wank but when the urge to wank creeps up you can't ruin the moment by going for a piss

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 No.233964

>>233963

>Man do I remember back when I was 16, and I heard about a trick to have the most instense orgasim while masturbating.

If you have a full bladder of half way full your body will feel like you came for 10 minutes. As to the science behind it I’m not exactly sure why but if you cum while having a bladder expect it to be very powerful.

Might have to try this

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 No.233965

>>233961

true, first cone of the day would always comatose me.

>>233962

kek.

my apologies for using the incorrect NEETpronoun.

I don't even use a vpn please don't dox me possum

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 No.233966

>>233961

true, first cone of the day would always comatose me.

>>233962

kek.

my apologies for using the incorrect NEETpronoun.

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 No.233967

>>233965

>please don't dox me possum

>tfw like, really totally not possum man

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 No.233968

File: 0035d6c234daed0⋯.jpg (8.77 KB,266x234,133:117,DisgustedPepe.jpg)

WOAH

HANG ON

DOUBLE POST

Sorry m8, you're off the cool NEETs list

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 No.233969

kek

something was stopping me from posting, I may have tried a few too many times.

I assumed it was because I was refrencing vpns, doxxing and possum in the same sentence

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 No.233970

>tfw I have literally 4mm of whisky left (I measured)

>tfw only 2 ginger beers in the fridge

>tfw craigs is nearby but cunts

What do NEETs ?

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 No.233971

>>233969

That may be a board thing

I always just blame Possum, it's funnier

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 No.233972

>tfw no mm of whisky

Fuck you NEETs

Surely HERE of all places you will tell me to buy more

*please**

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 No.233973

fucking spoilers

I did that right but the jews changed it

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 No.233974

>>233970

>tfw only 2 ginger beers in the fridge

they better be bundaberg

unpopular opinion but just stop drinking for the night

I rarely drink more then 4 beers a night,

it's been years since I've been seriously drunk

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 No.233975

>>233970

Go to craigs

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 No.233976

>>233973

do it son its satdy night

don't listen to negative influences >>233974

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 No.233977

>>233972

go on then, but only if you get a passion pop

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 No.233978

>>233976

just playin devils advocate unna

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 No.233979

>tfw will never drink underage in a public place during the day with friends and be obnoxiously loud and carefree again.

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 No.233980

>>233974

I have to drink saturday because I can't do it weekdays.

Gonna have to cut down on my dexies, realized I'm 14 short from all the binging I did on the long weekend (and giving some to mates)

I usually have more than I should

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 No.233981

>>233979

You got MAX responsibilities now

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 No.233982

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 No.233983

>>233982

dunno but I'm the board owner

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 No.233984

>>233983

Oh yeah, show us the pictures of Cruisey banging Possum then

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 No.233985

>>233980

fair enough

probably not a bad thing, I was on valium for a while a few years back, shit was fucked, could barely function.

>>233981

true

>>233982

the resistance to jew free february

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 No.233986

Due to circumstances I was calling someone a cunt on /b/ I now only of a little booze.

This is not my fault it is all of yours

Damn you NEETs

You have failed me

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 No.233987

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 No.233988

>>233987

No booze

2 ginger beers is not booze

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 No.233990

>>233988

>2 ginger beers is not booze

>beers

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 No.233991

Lonely NEET hours.

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 No.233992

>>233991

sounds like real NEET hours to me

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 No.233993

>>233990

Fair go m8, I've 2/3 (67% fuck you deicma NEET) of a bottle o board

Anything that isn't more whisky is boong piss right now

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 No.233995

Fucking niggers

Except Cruiseys missus

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 No.233996

night NEETs better try sleep

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 No.233997

>tfw etc

G'night latenight NEETs

May your dreams carry you to wholesome large breasted white girls

And your RL too

Amen

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 No.233998

>>233997

LArge breasted aboriginal men

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 No.233999

Morning NEETs.

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 No.234000

>>233999

Good morning neets, just woke up and did a superb poo. Feeling much better because of it, but I still shouldn't have eaten all that quiche yesterday

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 No.234001

Good night NEETs.

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 No.234002

I have returned from my party and after drinking a fullgoon I can confirm i made a fool of myself and embarrassed myself in front of the girl I fancy :)

definitely not killing myself as soon as im sober

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 No.234003

>>233999

>>234000

morning neets

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 No.234004

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 No.234005

Guess who's back

back again

Sven's back

tell a friend

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Nana nanananananana

Nana nanananananana

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 No.234006

>>233817

Well.. What? What's that got to do with it then?

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 No.234007

The keyboard and trackpad on my laptop died while i was typing out my good mornings. Using an external keyboard and mouse atm. I guess I'll spend the day migrating stuff.

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 No.234008

>>234005

Good Morning Sven

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 No.234009

>>234006

shut up u stinky nigger

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 No.234010

File: 28fa54172edc8ba⋯.png (430.11 KB,640x549,640:549,ClipboardImage.png)

>>234005

>>234003

>>234000

>>233999

Good morning friends.

Lot of posts last night.

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 No.234011

>>234008

Ohio Taro-san

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 No.234012

>>234010

Finally proof of holocaust soap!

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 No.234013

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 No.234014

>>233866

I looked at this picture last night a few times and I am looking at it again this morning.

>50 years.

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 No.234015

>>234012

It's ivory.

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 No.234016

>>233883

No you can't.

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 No.234017

>>233891

go on.

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 No.234018

>>234015

ebony and ivory

live together in perfect harmony

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 No.234019

>>233893

There's a group of youngun fuck knuckles that have moved in a few houses up and I think they're selling crack There's people yelling and doing burnouts and all sorts of aggressive shit at all hours of the night.

I got home invaded a few years ago and since then, hearing people like that outside just fucks me.

I'm sure my life expectancy lessens every time I have to deal with it.

Rationally, I know that more than likely they are just having a good time, they're loud but that's ok. In my head they are going to come in and slit my throat.

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 No.234020

>>234019

Get a gun.

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 No.234021

File: bfe4ab0d95b422b⋯.png (492.24 KB,700x791,100:113,ClipboardImage.png)

>>234018

Nothing's perfect but we're ok.

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 No.234022

>>234020

I think about that now and then. But I'd end up killing someone for walking past me. They are just young and having fun.

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 No.234023

Thinking of getting a pair of these to minimise the amount of time I spend bent over doing my shoes up: https://www.bigw.com.au/product/dunlop-men-s-tab-sports-jogger-black/p/487971-black/

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 No.234024

>>233899

Thank you/

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 No.234025

>>234023

Those are autism shoes

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 No.234026

took my magnesium, zinc, and D3

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 No.234027

>>234025

that's a good thing, right?

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 No.234028

>>234023

Yeah I wear these, beats having to do up shoelaces all the time

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 No.234029

>>233921

>illegal thread

Cheers.

Also, a bunch of threads post numbers have dropped.

That's a bit strange, I wonder what was deleted.

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 No.234030

>>234027

You will find it much, much harder to achieve gf2019

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 No.234031

>>234030

Will it make it easier for him to achieve bf2019?

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 No.234032

>>233982

cumguzzlers

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 No.234033

>>234000

>quiche

That sounds nice.

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 No.234034

>>234007

External is better anyhow, especially mouse.

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 No.234035

>>234026

You can get all that from sleeping with your mouth open and leaving your window unlocked.

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 No.234036

>>234023

I thought the other NEET was just being a dick but he's right, they are autism shoes.

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 No.234037

>>234036

Will they help you get bf2019?

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 No.234038

>>234036

Legend has it if you rock up to centrelink with those shoes, you'll immediately get on the DSP.

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 No.234039

>>234037

Your shoes will not help me get bf2019

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 No.234040

File: d02c6fc3bc67ba2⋯.jpg (236.05 KB,1300x869,1300:869,77fa60631f0d4eb1170636bd93….jpg)

>>234038

Does the offer extend to a discount at Dan's?

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 No.234041

>>234040

You'll be allowed to park in disabled parking spots.

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 No.234042

>>234041

Do you think NK will be allowed to park in those spots now that he is using a walking cane?

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 No.234043

>>234042

Maybe.

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 No.234044

>>234042

I presumed he always did.

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 No.234045

Nervous about going to the gym

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 No.234046

>>234045

Call in a bomb threat first, so you'll have the place to yourself.

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 No.234047

>>234045

You'll be right.

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 No.234048

>>234047

I only know maybe 2 exercises

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 No.234049

>>234048

They'll teach you, assuming you booked a PT.

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 No.234050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fripp is so good.

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 No.234051

>>234049

I didn't, its just a trial

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 No.234052

Maybe I could just use the machines? They have instructions on them right?

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 No.234053

>>234052

Start with an enema cleanse

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 No.234054

>>234052

The machines do have instructions printed on them.

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 No.234055

>>234051

There's also no harm in asking staff for assistance.

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 No.234056

File: efc25c50c3fe2a4⋯.gif (7.61 MB,326x326,1:1,mach.gif)

>>234052

I'm sure you'll be fine.

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 No.234057

File: d98ec4c4c826528⋯.gif (1.78 MB,360x202,180:101,11.gif)

File: 22f9b3fd66c8496⋯.gif (1.73 MB,204x296,51:74,22.gif)

File: 56e8d2ea72f3422⋯.gif (918.54 KB,215x371,215:371,33.gif)

File: e96a6c978338e78⋯.gif (4.04 MB,480x260,24:13,44.gif)

Please film.

I would like a fitNEET instructional video.

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 No.234058

>>234016

You are correct, I made that up.

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 No.234059

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.234060

I thought I went to bed early last night but the thread says I was up late.

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 No.234061

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.234062

File: a82cc8a9d1d1103⋯.jpeg (55.56 KB,480x480,1:1,688026E4-631C-4707-9AF7-D….jpeg)

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 No.234063

>>234060

Many neets are probably waking up to the realization that they whored their legs out last night

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 No.234064

>>234063

Especially that one spasticity one

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 No.234065

20 degrees today in Shitbourne. Still at my mate's, might go home in the afternoon.

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 No.234066

might leave the house today m8s

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 No.234067

>>234066

me too.

just had a shave.

going to get those velcro shoes and some talcum powder

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 No.234068

>>234067

>going to get those velcro shoes

Take pictures for us please.

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 No.234069

>>234068

I think all those photos last night got you a bit overexcited

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 No.234070

>>234069

They did and I want more!

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 No.234071

>>234066

What is on the agenda?

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 No.234072

Thinking about unshaven NEET legs and bellies…

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 No.234073

File: 3f0a7840a289800⋯.jpg (51.27 KB,700x1244,175:311,d33bc6412530bacc3c4493c09b….jpg)

>>234071

I hope he's going to church today.

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 No.234074

I wish Dan was my dad

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 No.234075

>>234074

I'm sure that can be arranged

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 No.234076

File: e71ec5d26ef231b⋯.jpg (193.01 KB,1200x675,16:9,2f9caea1df4362578c9817e895….jpg)

>>234074

Work for him, stacking the goon shelves and become a son of Dan.

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 No.234077

>>234075

It might need to involve time travel

And either resurrection or necrophilia

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 No.234078

I have worked up the courage to go the doctor for my bumhole issues

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 No.234079

>>234076

All three of those guys are clearly agents of Craig intent on lowering the tone of Dans store.

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 No.234080

>>234079

You're forgetting the ninja goon stealer in the background

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 No.234081

>>234078

Tell us how it goes

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 No.234082

>>234078

Get one of those go pros on a stick and record the experience in a 360 degree video for us.

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 No.234083

>>234080

In the orange top ?

I was just examining him.

I think he's drinking straight from the shelf.

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 No.234084

>>234083

He knows that nobody suspects a man in high vis wear

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 No.234085

File: b0e23e4f08a0a21⋯.jpg (114.9 KB,900x900,1:1,b0e23e4f08a0a21d1736eb0f21….jpg)

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 No.234086

>>234082

That's honestly really unpleasant.

I got probed last year and near the end I woke up a bit.

Could see the fucking screen and feel something moving inside that matched it, it was fucked.

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 No.234087

good morning neets

gon have a shower and have some meatballs that auntieNEET made for me

>>234084

safety goon

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 No.234088

>>234085

>not sure if sad Dan or spic gangster Dan made first kill

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 No.234089

>>234086

I think I'll just die of arse cancer instead if such a scenario ever arises

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 No.234090

File: d55b232d8e4167b⋯.jpeg (40.98 KB,474x315,158:105,download (1).jpeg)

>>234005

A vpn obviously

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 No.234091

>>234086

I mean one of these videos in the doctors office, so we can be there to and experience the bum rash with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCve1w1GFOs

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 No.234092

>>234071

might have a bush walk, clear my head and become refreshed

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 No.234093

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB,1008x596,252:149,Dan and Associates.png)

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 No.234094

>>234089

I went to the doctors and said theres something wrong with my guts/arse.

They irradiate me several times, inject me, steal blood, examine my shit and shove cameras up my arse.

Then they tell me, You have IBS.

Which means theres something wrong with your guts.

It's a fucking scam.

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 No.234095

File: e551b9cfabff67e⋯.jpg (1.97 KB,208x52,4:1,6f00b4ad00911cd69aef1e1851….jpg)

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 No.234096

>>234089

You need someone who is experienced and understands the anal cavity well, I recommend NK

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 No.234097

>>234096

Is Doctor John not a reputable option?

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 No.234098

File: 588855dc3188c3a⋯.png (Spoiler Image,83.14 KB,300x300,1:1,66d22d2538229821b3653c4020….png)

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 No.234099

File: 50409622a7452f9⋯.png (60.14 KB,513x175,513:175,TheEyesofDan.png)

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 No.234100

>>234097

Depends how you feel about a delayed recovery? I heard he goes really deep with two hands.

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 No.234101

>>234100

Doctor John is definitely dedicated.

I've heard he sometimes keeps his patients unconscious in his office for 2 or 3 weeks to make sure their anal work is perfect.

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 No.234102

File: 99c91408592ac9b⋯.png (1.07 MB,1041x841,1041:841,varg runescape.png)

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 No.234103

File: 05d9110ae2ac299⋯.jpg (17.24 KB,440x640,11:16,36df8e1e0e096b9a599e279487….jpg)

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 No.234104

bottom

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 No.234105

prostitute

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 No.234106

mummybot

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 No.234107

Fuck, I just remembered I saved my vidya game at a terrible spot.

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 No.234108

>>234107

I feel that way when waking up after a goon binge

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 No.234109

File: cc3adb0b345f51d⋯.jpg (104.85 KB,900x900,1:1,cc3adb0b345f51d7a11c39dd9c….jpg)

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 No.234110

Imagine if life had save points.

I'd probably save at the wrong bit then too though

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 No.234111

>>234110

I could save just before ejaculating and keep reloading

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 No.234112

Big W didn't have the autism shoes in my size. I even got a girl to check out the back.

Harris Scarfe didn't have any of the night time shoes I was looking at in their website.

Ended up just buying talcum powder, soap, 4 x Wild Turkey 101s, 4 x Woodstock bourbon and ginger beers, a bottle of cabernet sauvignon and some FKC.

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 No.234113

>>234112

She probably lied to you for your own good

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 No.234114

>>234112

Just get boots like batman or swat officers wear.

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 No.234115

>>234111

You can corrupt your save doing that though

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 No.234116

>>234115

Does that mean I die?

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 No.234117

>>234114

I have steel cap romper stomper boots. They can't be taken off and put back on in a hurry. That makes flying with them a pain, among other things.

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 No.234118

>>234116

Nah, you'd just be stuck waiting at Cenno for eternity

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 No.234119

>>234117

I wear Mongrel workboots,really comfortable.

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 No.234120

>>234118

what a horrible thought

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 No.234121

File: 85636dc98dd7f07⋯.jpg (132.29 KB,750x736,375:368,Mongrel_Boots_sp_t_260010_….jpg)

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 No.234122

File: 61e6b9d7db1ae9a⋯.png (1.6 MB,1500x1500,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>234121

These are mine. The soles are screwed on.

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 No.234123

>>234122

They look like battle armour

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 No.234124

>>234122

That's a lot of lace

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 No.234125

File: d9142c11f35b1f6⋯.jpeg (23.18 KB,400x400,1:1,boots.jpeg)

>>234123

I want buckles that make a sound like a shotgun round being chambered when you do them up.

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 No.234126

>>234125

>buckles that make a sound like a shotgun

Can you find a video of this sound for us?

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 No.234127

I do have a slight fetish for women in sexy boots

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 No.234128

>>234127

You must have enjoyed the early 2000s

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 No.234129

File: 2e5c2d317c8893c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.39 MB,866x1300,433:650,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.234130

File: 2ba051e9fefaab6⋯.png (1.01 MB,605x592,605:592,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.234131

>>234129

Is that Craig's daughter?

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 No.234132

>>234131

Could well be.

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 No.234133

File: 70808dc6d9e8150⋯.jpg (175.62 KB,657x527,657:527,BoobFacePepe.jpg)

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 No.234134

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

Thinking about (You)!

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 No.234135

>>234134

Shut up Dan you big poof.

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 No.234136

>>234134

No Dan for this man

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 No.234137

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB,1200x678,200:113,w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>234135

Dan is a good man, he saved me from aboriginal anal

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 No.234138

Bumhole inspection complete. Sexual health clinic referral

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 No.234139

>>234138

Why a sexual health clinic? Did they decide it was a homosex injury?

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 No.234140

>>234139

they decided that NK must of raped him

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 No.234141

>>234138

What did he stick up you?

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 No.234142

>>234141

Table leg by the sounds of the referral.

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 No.234143

>Diagnosis: Busted Anus due to sexual misadventure

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 No.234144

>>234143

Probably not an uncommon injury among deviant normies

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 No.234145

>>234143

Is it curable?

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 No.234146

>>234138

Is this the rash you got when you traveled overseas and fucked that dirty whore for days on end?

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 No.234147

How do you think a political party with the sole purpose of lowering and simplifying taxes on alcohol would fare? It seems like the sort of thing that basically every Australian could agree on.

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 No.234148

>>234147

Journalists would paint you as a one-issue idiot like they did Hanson.

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 No.234149

>>234147

Do single issue parties work? You'd also come up against heavy counter campaigns like that alco-pop one from a few years back. All it takes is a study on aboriginal youth and drinking and suddenly a lot of people think alcohol is terrible.

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 No.234150

>>234148

Pretty much this, one-issue meme party.

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 No.234151

File: f4b36ea31ac1a12⋯.jpg (347.73 KB,1200x799,1200:799,6cebf3515a283dae5a43555878….jpg)

>>234147

Yeah working 9 to 5 is tough, but knowing that at the end of the day I can afford enough piss to black out, reassures me this country is heading in the right direction.

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 No.234152

File: 8102a3ecc0c58e5⋯.png (166.35 KB,372x248,3:2,43ed232900bd0f8881b583466f….png)

>>234149

> All it takes is a study on aboriginal youth

Look how happy he is.

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 No.234153

>>234152

That abo behind looks very suspicious

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 No.234154

Hey Possum, remember when you banned Jew posting?

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 No.234155

>>234153

I want to throw rocks at them until they collapse and then poke them with a stick

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 No.234156

File: 7940dbbc1d35c6e⋯.png (655.74 KB,736x547,736:547,7940dbbc1d35c6e158c939830e….png)

>>234153

Good point, why do boongs in the background look suspicious?

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 No.234157

>>234154

Imagine if he banned boong posting

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 No.234158

>>234157

It's easy if you try

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 No.234159

Hey NK, remember that time you posted a poo picture?

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 No.234160

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,2f8fbcb3bf6aede7c41fa41111….jpg)

>>234156

who knows

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 No.234161

>>234157

The board might be half decent without all these fucking monkeys.

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 No.234162

>>234158

Imagine all the NEETies, unable to post a boong—-

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 No.234163

File: fd6f79b813dac5a⋯.jpg (36.87 KB,573x535,573:535,56321a7549406b84a5c40b78e5….jpg)

>>234160

It is within most of my pictures, one person looking at the camera the rest looking suspicious.

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 No.234164

File: 22902a3c6a2d90d⋯.jpg (56.87 KB,650x366,325:183,pn-heirisson-thurs.jpg)

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 No.234165

File: 85c8d7a479a74c1⋯.png (499.05 KB,491x468,491:468,85c8d7a479a74c138e69c9b774….png)

>>234161

FUK CUZ YOU SAY CUNT

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 No.234166

>>234165

This is a white man's board.

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 No.234167

>>234166

This board is a melting-pot of friendship and happiness.

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 No.234168

File: e86502166f6aa73⋯.png (18.57 KB,499x499,1:1,e86502166f6aa730a83eb07b78….png)

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 No.234169

dodges spear

shoots you

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 No.234170

>>234169

I fucking forgot about spoilers. How embarrassing. I shall never forget this shame.

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 No.234171

>>234170

It really spoiled your post

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 No.234172

you all smell like pigeon shit

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 No.234173

>>234172

I smell like semen, actually

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 No.234174

>>234172

Us NEETs have many diverse fragrances, pigeon shit is just one of them.

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 No.234175

>>234173

the cat?

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 No.234176

>>234175

I worry that the distinction is meaningless

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 No.234177

>>234172

I missed your kindness.

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 No.234178

File: 9d0aeb4e46f29db⋯.png (364.49 KB,918x653,918:653,9d0aeb4e46f29db552d4a5d91e….png)

>>234168

It sure is.

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 No.234179

It was genital warts. It seems my original antibiotic treatment was ineffective, they've started emerging on the base of my cock too.

Back to the dry ice dick destroyer man once more.

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 No.234180

>>234179

That does not sound very fun, hopefully they go away easily

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 No.234181

File: 3291ba3ec74e294⋯.jpg (893.15 KB,1000x588,250:147,aef870ad5084edd103646e0730….jpg)

>>234166

NAH DIS IZ OUR BOARD UNNA

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 No.234182

>>234175

I thought the cat was called Cemen

Also where is he

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 No.234183

File: dbf745aecb007c7⋯.png (316.26 KB,700x466,350:233,dbf745aecb007c762f596c6d04….png)

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 No.234184

>>234159

Which time?

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 No.234185

>>234184

That time you had a good poo.

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 No.234186

based boong rape

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 No.234187

Nervous about the gym again. What if theres heaps of people there

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 No.234188

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB,480x480,1:1,0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>234187

Imagine how strong you'll feel after walking in once you have finished that gym session.

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 No.234189

>>234185

Never happened

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 No.234190

I'm in the gym carpark. Here goes nothing

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 No.234191

>>234190

you can do it

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 No.234192

>>234190

should be empty on a sunday lad, good luck. I'm going to the gym (Dan's) soon.

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 No.234193

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB,1023x576,341:192,afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)

>>234190

See you afterwards!

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 No.234194

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 No.234195

File: 08013c95850f37b⋯.jpg (62.14 KB,700x700,1:1,kcom.jpg)

>>234183

Our Land, Our Board

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 No.234196

File: a75ad8c8a6016b2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,230.35 KB,666x852,111:142,a75ad8c8a6016b2c63532e1469….jpg)

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 No.234197

>>234196

Very impressive use of free space

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 No.234198

File: 7804652ee7129a1⋯.jpg (1019.69 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-03-10 12.18.39.jpg)

Was wild one last night neets

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 No.234199

>>234198

You're a pretty tidy boong these days, I bet you even put that roll in the bin after taking that picture

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 No.234200

>>234198

Is this a poo shame picture, that you couldn't look at it anymore flushed it away and all that was left was the toilet roll?

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 No.234201

>>234200

The most shameful thing is that he doesn't even use toilet paper

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 No.234202

File: 96b64bea26bcddf⋯.jpg (18.76 KB,340x227,340:227,images(69).jpg)

>>234201

Toilet paper is a evil white fella invention, you carry the smell of your poo with you

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 No.234203

>>234199

Nah I threw it on the floor again after I took the photo

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 No.234204

>>234203

<Picture needed

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 No.234205

Back from the gym.

That was pretty good. Easier than I imagined, like most things. Was probably only there for 20 minutes at best but the goal was to actually go inside.

Did bench press, bend over dumbell rows, and curls. Basically all I know.

Feels good man

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 No.234206

spend like an hour reading about silly moderator drama, what a waste of my time

time for more cereal

>>234205

impressive

i still haven't overcome my fear of gyms, so i'm thankful to know that it's still a safe area for NEETs

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 No.234207

>>234205

good on you mate, it's really not that hard once you're in. Everyone is as self conscious as you thinking they stand out. Treat yourself and go to Dan's, I am.

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 No.234208

>>234206

What was the silly moderator drama about? Not jews, I hope

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 No.234209

>>234121

>mongrel

fuck ireland

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 No.234210

>>234205

don't really need much more than those 3 m8 once you throw in some squats

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 No.234211

>>234210

I didn't see any squat rack, not that I could tell anyway. There was a leg press machine, I will find out more on my tour tomorrow

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 No.234212

Neets how much do you get on Newstart?

Do you get any rent assist?

Could I apply for neetdom before I move out?

My whole life is fucked. I have a job but I have some illness which makes it hard to work and I just want to get away from my family and stop burbening them.

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 No.234213

>>234212

Being a neet these days isn't easy, if your sick enough you could get the DSP but they mostly take people with sore fingers

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 No.234214

>>234212

How do you feel moving far, far away? Unless you have some savings to keep things moving and a car, it is going to be a very hard journey otherwise. Cenno can take weeks to process your claim and you'll need that group certificate (showing you quit or whatever it is called) from your employer which can delay the claim otherwise. As >>234213 have said, even how much you earned this tax period might throw your claim out if it is too high.

My advice would be to talk to your boss at work about about adjustments at work in light of this illness. If it is an ongoing illness or disability that you can prove with paperwork you might be able to get lighter duties and or more flexible work hours. All depends on your job, if it permanent and you'll get those rights on a contract but don't expect it to be renew or kept the same if it is renewed. If it is casual work, expect your hours to work each week to disappear.

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 No.234215

File: 56d66efaabf03f9⋯.png (181.73 KB,800x600,4:3,56d66efaabf03f96069c69c4bf….png)

Im to lazy to even bother with neetbux. Fuck cenno

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 No.234216

>>234215

It's better to do what hobo neet does

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 No.234217

>>234212

I got around 600 dollars a fortnight when I was on newstart, that included rent assistance but I can't remember how much

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 No.234218

>>234216

I am hobo neet

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 No.234219

>>234218

What are you up to lately, hoboneet?

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 No.234220

Dj should make us some videos about his hobo exploits

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 No.234221

>>234219

Not much just staying at my mums house waiting for some bike parts i order to repair a new bike i got in melbourne

>>234220

Maby what do you wanna see?

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 No.234222

File: 92106b2534ae39a⋯.png (11.45 KB,350x420,5:6,92106b2534ae39a5fc6d8861ce….png)

>>234220

I thought we were going to a cum facial picture, but we instead got a picture of his face…

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 No.234223

>>234222

I gave you leg pics

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 No.234224

>>234223

It's never enough for a desperate neet

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 No.234225

>>234223

But could we have more?

>>234224

It never is…

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 No.234226

>>234213

I don't know about that, only about 30 percent of people who claim for the DSP actually get it

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 No.234227

>>234226

I got dsp after doing a really big poo that gave me a mild hemmeroid, I just showed the lady a poo pic and she gave me dsp and a bum rub

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 No.234228

>>234226

So you have to make at least four simultaneous applications to get it?

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 No.234229

>>234227

>and a bum rub

Did she try sticking a finger up there?

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 No.234230

>>234228

You're clearly too clever to be disabled, rejected

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 No.234231

>>234228

something like that, my initial claim was at the end of august last year, it is still ongoing

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 No.234232

File: 337aca655dac909⋯.jpg (10.83 KB,316x237,4:3,17cce183856b6f15a96efbce40….jpg)

>>234230

>clearly too clever

I wish

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 No.234233

I hope poo posting is Possums next target

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 No.234234

>>234233

I bet NK has some kind of power over him, we'll never see boongs or poos banned.

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 No.234235

File: 637c69b0e64331c⋯.png (60.98 KB,762x754,381:377,1504425470507.png)

>>234231

Tell them all this inaction is causing you bulk up to an executive level and if they don't act soon you'll be applying for the DSP on the "Morbid Obsesity" grounds.

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 No.234236

>>234233

Sounds like someone doesn't have enough fiber in their diet.

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 No.234237

>>234236

The hawaiin pull aparts give me plenty

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 No.234238

I better get fucking paid tomorrow despite the public holiday

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 No.234239

>>234238

Weird day for your pay to go in..

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 No.234240

Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis is on TV tonight

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 No.234241

>>234240

duly noted

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 No.234242

File: a21aa3309c085e9⋯.png (871.12 KB,864x960,9:10,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.234243

>>234242

caliente

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 No.234244

Is it still noporn if I want to hot thick Africans on Instagram

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 No.234245

>>234244

Yes but there are exceptions for national geographic documentaries

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 No.234246

>>234245

No, rather

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 No.234247

>>234214

I do very much feel like moving far far away. And I do have a shitty car why does it matter?

That other neet said he only got $500 a fortnight rent is at least $200 a week that’s not gonna work. It’s a casual position but my bosses are really good they’ll give me that certificate.

About a month ago I woke up with basically aurtheritis. It hurts in my joints, it hurts to move, I am very weak. I had 3 blood tests and a scan and they stil don’t know what it is. I honestly wish they could just say it was like Cancer and be done with it

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 No.234248

File: 1aa6bfdd79805aa⋯.png (521.74 KB,1280x635,256:127,pokimanestarterpack.png)

guys i made my first ever meme did i do good?

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 No.234249

>>234248

Is this how zoomers communicate?

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 No.234250

>>234248

What is this rot?

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 No.234251

Shire, my car is 5000km overdue for an oil change. How bad is that?

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 No.234252

File: d7a2685f201d969⋯.png (2.11 MB,2048x1307,2048:1307,1552136200589.png)

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 No.234253

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 No.234254

>>234247

>And I do have a shitty car why does it matter?

You'll probably be living it at some stage and need it to move around if needed.

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 No.234255

>>234252

2 out of 7 isn't so bad…

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 No.234256

>>234247

I've got $400 a fortnight rent and had $300 at the place before this

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 No.234257

>>234252

>3.5/7

am I a normie?

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 No.234258

>>234252

As a drug dealer I do all of those except the excersise

6/7

I'm counting whores as an active romantic life, fuck you

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 No.234259

>tfw haven't had a serious gf in 7 years

>tfw just fuck strangers because afraid getting hurt again

>tfw thinking about jerking off to her pics from 7 years ago

>tfw stabbing pain in liver

>tfw 30 in a few days

>tfw wondering where it all went wrong

why do I have to ~feel~ so much lads

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 No.234260

File: daeee63d74a16df⋯.png (321.91 KB,1256x578,628:289,_ausneets_-_NEET_General_1….png)

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 No.234261

>>234259

The 30yo Doomer-Boomer

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 No.234262

My last gf dropped heaps of weight and got hot after we broke up

She's a complete princess now though

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 No.234263

>>234259

What beautiful feels!

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 No.234264

>>234262

mine started out thin but I lost about 25-30kg when we were together. I beefed her up on my cheat days when we'd smoke cones, eat heaps of shit food (she did accounts for a pizza shop so free pizza) and watch foxtel then fuck. Was cash. I was also on the dole too, best 7 months of my life.

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 No.234265

>>234264

>beefed her up

*bulked

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 No.234266

>>234265

>not filling her up with NEET beef daily

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 No.234267

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 No.234268

>>234265

she was cute when she was a little fatty but she's lost it all now, we were together 2 years, now she found a new guy and got engaged to him after 2 years kek.

>tfw she used to rimjob me

>tfw got so stoned once I fell asleep during sex and woke up to her cumming on top of me

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 No.234269

>>234268

>I fell asleep during sex and woke up to her cumming on top of me

That happens to me too but it's NK

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 No.234270

>>234259

at least you are able to fuck even strangers, feel proud you're not a loser like me

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 No.234271

>>234270

yeah but they are all sub par slam pigs. I don't want to make a lifestyle out of porking BBW's because of poor self esteem (even though I do like them chubby sometimes) you aren't a loser mate, we're all gonna make it.

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 No.234272

>>234271

except I am, I wouldn't even know how to get fugged let alone get a gf

Honestly the only thing I can think of is follow my own path until I become a famous politician or some shit and then gf will come

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 No.234273

>>234272

Get an import

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 No.234274

>>234273

two problems, not attracted to them and wouldn't know how to get em

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 No.234275

>>234273

I've considered importing a Russki

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 No.234276

>tfw you could call gf filthy communist whore during sex

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 No.234277

>>234275

>>234275

you have to be careful with those, a lot of them are used by mafia to extort money from you. Also one day they just age overnight (the babushka bomb) If you can travel a bit go to Thailand, it's only a 6 hour flight from Moscow and they flood Pattaya with Russian women

>>234276

>tfw exgf's biological father abused her step sister.

>tfw we used to roleplay me abusing her

>tfw I made her burst into tears because I told her the reason she enjoyed that type of sex was because she couldn't understand why her Dad didn't abuse her instead of her step sister.

>tfw tying her up and spitting in her face

so cash

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 No.234278

>>234276

You could do this with most gook girls as well. Except the japanese.

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 No.234279

i found a picture in my sort folder and it was from exactly 364 days ago, how coincidental

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 No.234280

>>234278

I just bang fat girls from Freo when I want filthy commie sex

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 No.234281

>>234280

this post is a lie, I did that once 20 years ago

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 No.234282

>>234276

"do you like that, you fat fucking retard?" is always some good go-to dirty talk

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 No.234283

File: 2e5dfad0e1839d4⋯.jpg (6.33 KB,170x170,1:1,m.jpg)

>>234275

Just get a good Boong woman

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 No.234284

>>234280

based. I get a hankering for fat disgusting girls sometimes, like I shouldn't be doing it and someone might find out the type of woman I fucked like it's taboo.

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 No.234285

>>234284

I find it really easy with women I don't like at all.

On the rare occasion I meet one I do like I tend to fuck up in ways most NEETs would find familiar.

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 No.234286

File: 6d2160953c6d4f3⋯.jpg (205.42 KB,1092x1023,364:341,1504877071020.jpg)

>>234285

yeah 100% the indifference you feel towards them is what they find attractive. I just had a girl recently at the end of last year I fucking obsessed over because she made me laugh and I became a turbo autist snuffing out whatever non existent chance I had

>tfw she'd hide the fact she had a bf while assessing me

>tfw being nice and personable turns them off

>tfw watching her with her bf and how he doesn't care

>tfw mad at self for even thinking about being mad at them when they are just living their lives

>tfw loneliest I felt all last year was on a full party bus.

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 No.234287

Heard something funny today

A mate of my brothers is a computer genius and he's started a network security company.

He's called it Digital Penetration

Cheeky cunt

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 No.234288

>>234287

Dave is a cheeky cunt, aye?

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 No.234289

>>234288

Lol, bloody hell.

Small world.

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 No.234290

>>234289

I don't actually know him, but he didn't anonymise the whois record for digitalpenetration.com.au. Reveals his first and last name, personal email address, ABN, and the website lists his mobile number.

Looking up the ABN reveals his middle name, state and postcode.

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 No.234291

>>234204

>no response

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 No.234292

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 No.234293

File: 807650f6e5c0954⋯.png (4.16 KB,229x134,229:134,jfkpol.png)

I like when captcha says stuff.

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 No.234294

>>234290

Looks like he just got penetrated, digitally.

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 No.234295

I just want a redheaded cutie to cuddle with at night and smell her hair as I drift off to sleep.

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 No.234296

>>234290

Ah, fair enough, lol.

Tbh he's the sort who'd take over your computer and make your keyboard rape you so he's probably safe from harassment.

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 No.234297

I had a long, arduous day. My feet hurt. I helped my dad turn a fence into a gate and find and fix a fault in the electrics in my house.

My feet hurt.

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 No.234298

>>234294

He might not care. As a sole trader all of your clients are going to know most of that stuff anyway if they do business with you.

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 No.234299

>>234205

Great effort mate.

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 No.234300

File: a85d56bd980472a⋯.png (5.78 KB,271x153,271:153,rude.png)

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 No.234301

>>234295

redheads have pink buttholes

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 No.234302

>>234301

do pinkheads have red buttholes ?

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 No.234303

>>234233

Discussion of Possum will be his next target. That fixes any NEETs trying to organise prior to his attack.

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 No.234304

Off to Coles, who wants what

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 No.234305

>>234302

all buttholes can be red buttholes

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 No.234306

>>234305

This is true and somewhat degenerate

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 No.234307

File: b71b6870fa5f002⋯.png (5.55 KB,303x98,303:98,rauqnk.png)

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 No.234308

>>234304

get me one of those green pears mate

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 No.234309

>>234303

Why do you think Webster is visiting Monaro later this week?

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 No.234310

>>234304

Can you get me the cute girl from the ciggies counter ?

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 No.234311

>>234301

can confirm, I'm a wranga with a pink bum and 3 pink nips

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 No.234312

>>234248

No. No, you didn't.

I don't understand any of this.

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 No.234313

>>234309

For a platonic game of chess and a bit of manly bonding.

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 No.234314

>>234312

I don't get it either but it has got a nice bum on it so I'll give him 2.3/10

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 No.234315

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 No.234316

234567 in next thread

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 No.234317

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 No.234318

File: b1e74f0e830504a⋯.jpg (81.2 KB,611x960,611:960,Adjectives preceding title….jpg)

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 No.234319

File: b23f2fe0f071bd8⋯.gif (13.48 KB,633x758,633:758,wojak.gif)

>>234310

still waiting for my cashier gf

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 No.234320

>>234319

Fuck off cunt, I saw her first

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 No.234321

We still have to determine the commune policy on gf's

That's gonna be some messy legislation

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 No.234322

>>234294

Well bantered.

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 No.234323

File: 0f70f35f209b515⋯.png (656.57 KB,893x767,893:767,0f70f35f209b51504ec671f6a9….png)

>be me

>used to work at Coles

>qt redhead would always come in on Saturdays shopping with her dad

>fuck she was fine, looked like an RL version of Misty from Pokemon

>never spoke to her because her Dad was always there and autism

>fast forward years later

>turn around one night at metro's Freo

>she's right there in my face

>I know exactly who she is because of autism memory

>this look is somehow conveyed to her and she cocks her head saying "did we meet at so and so's party"

>I have losing spaghetti internally at rates not seen by man

>me: "h-haha maybe, I'm anon what's your name again?"

>she gives it

>her friend pulls her away right after that

>I go home and find her on jewbook

>most satisfying drunk fap ever

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 No.234324

>>234319

I clicked on this gif and nothing happened.

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 No.234325

>>234323

cockblocking females are the worst

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 No.234326

File: dadaf629b587c0c⋯.jpg (2.61 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190310184032.jpg)

Dinner

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 No.234327

Took some bulking agents as I felt really backed up today and I am now feeling better as the feeling is moving away from my stomach.

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 No.234328

File: c0aca9e3edc1b61⋯.png (4.95 KB,304x101,304:101,NK.png)

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 No.234329

>>234318

I'd eat that.

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 No.234330

>>234323

>used to work at Coles

>Dad was always there

Huh?

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 No.234331

>>234330

he worked there

she was a customer

fuck neet

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 No.234332

>>234329

You'd eat the postman if he wasn't on that scooter m8

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 No.234333

>>234331

I wish I could fuck a NEET…

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 No.234334

>>234328

Banner made

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 No.234335

>>234333

Have you met john ?

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 No.234336

>>234334

I kinda fucked up the p but it gives it character

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 No.234337

>>234335

I thought he was still on holiday in Thailand?

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 No.234338

>>234337

No, they deported him

>tfw too degenerate for Thaiand

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 No.234339

>>234330

she was a customer with her dad because she was like 14-15 at the time, fast forward to 18-19 and she was in the club. Life is a trip.

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 No.234340

>>234339

>14-15

Reported for being a pedoNEET.

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 No.234341

>>234339

I don't get it.

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 No.234342

>>234340

I ain't even shook

>>234341

you dumb then

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 No.234343

File: 3d4c5d43aa4c5f8⋯.gif (1.99 MB,342x257,342:257,Weber vs Monaro.gif)

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 No.234344

>>234338

J-J-JOHN?!?

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 No.234345

>>234340

Reported for aboriginal anal

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 No.234346

File: 9c288e981137f0b⋯.png (17.59 KB,300x100,3:1,c0aca9e3edc1b619e0e92982d2….png)

>>234336

I meant to post this as a banner

FUCK

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 No.234347

>>234346

10/10 m8

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 No.234348

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 No.234349

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 No.234350

anally reported aboriginal digeridoo

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 No.234351

>>234343

Accurate.

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 No.234352

>>234326

What the fuck

I'm having turkey mince and corn

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 No.234353

>>234352

I've got half a subway left

Club with double meat

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 No.234354

>>234352

It's all my meals in one. Time management.

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 No.234355

>>234353

how much extra do they charge for that?

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 No.234356

>>234355

$3 I think

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 No.234357

I skipped dinner tonight. Just having wine. I am too fat to deserve food.

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 No.234358

It's got ham,turkey and beef so I feel like I get a better deal

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 No.234359

>>234357

That's a bit unfair on the wine though m8

Just eat a bit so it's got some company

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 No.234360

>>234358

>subways

>deal

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 No.234361

File: 6627ff31f436e92⋯.jpg (335.75 KB,1931x2576,1931:2576,1502280167012.jpg)

Who is getting drunk tonight

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 No.234362

File: 8321085f6bdb579⋯.jpg (1.91 MB,2999x3666,2999:3666,1504948354999[1].jpg)

>just eat a bit

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 No.234363

>>234361

That's quite an attractive BOOBS woman

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 No.234364

Having a wank

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 No.234365

>>234364

Have one for me while your at it m8

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 No.234366

>>234363

wanna suck her nips

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 No.234367

>>234357

You earned dinner, make it an extra large serving tonight!

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 No.234368

>>234366

Nope, just put my willy between her boobies and jiggle them

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 No.234369

>>234359

I do have a passionfruit woolies cheesecake in the freezer.

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 No.234370

>>234368

A premium wank

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 No.234371

>>234369

There you go, the wine will thank you.

And you'll have some ballast.

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 No.234372

>>234369

Go get some wicked wings, wash it down with some wine then eat that cheese cake.

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 No.234373

Now I want wicked wings,wine and cheesecake

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 No.234374

>>234372

I can't get wicked wings.

I've used uber eats 3 days in a row, I am not doing it again tonight.

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 No.234375

>>234374

Get them delivered to me and I'll tell you how good they are.

It'll be like vicarious eating.

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 No.234376

File: 95d28cc4b0c5c5b⋯.jpg (946.39 KB,1800x2320,45:58,95d28cc4b0c5c5b956880d4666….jpg)

Stop eating KFC

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 No.234377

Another lonely night… I wish I was a little kid again and mummybot would hug me until I fall asleep.

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 No.234378

>>234376

Already did 25 years ago

Give me a difficult one

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 No.234379

>>234376

Wicked wings brings more satisfaction than any of that.

Remember the cost/satisfaction scale.

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 No.234380

File: 5275d76d2495119⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,5.69 MB,4310x2868,2155:1434,1499388210897.jpg)

>>234361

I got through 900ml of a 1L bottle of vodka last night, took some tapentadol and woke up right as rain, working my way through a bottle of Johnnie Black as we speak. nice tiddies

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 No.234381

>>234375

KFC doesn't appear in the app for some reason.

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 No.234382

>>234377

Titties are the best pillows

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 No.234383

File: f8dfceed27edc17⋯.png (Spoiler Image,923.17 KB,759x506,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.234384

>>234383

Disgusting

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 No.234385

>>234383

Reported

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 No.234386

how do I get over my MILF fetish after my last (only) failed relationship. she was 29-30 when we dated and fucked everyday like a psycho

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 No.234387

>>234386

How old were you?

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 No.234388

File: e14fb161f9edfb4⋯.png (Spoiler Image,163.4 KB,326x245,326:245,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ea096faff99e40⋯.png (Spoiler Image,515.38 KB,808x455,808:455,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9585674d4056438⋯.png (Spoiler Image,801.48 KB,644x966,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

File: e6df25d24a65b01⋯.png (Spoiler Image,116.29 KB,248x203,248:203,ClipboardImage.png)

smacks lips

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 No.234389

>>234381

Use Menulog and you won't have to worry about using Uber eats as it would be your first time using Menulog

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 No.234390

>>234387

23 when we started, she was my boss.

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 No.234391

How often does one have to bang whores to earn the title of Whoremonger ?

Or do you have to own them ?

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 No.234392

>>234380

Good work mate, you'll be able to conquer that Johnny tonight with that attitude!

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 No.234393

>>234380

Spoiler shit cunt.

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 No.234394

Ended up ordering a pizza and chicken kickers.

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 No.234395

>>234390

That's pretty hot, if the sex was that good it will be hard to get rid of the fetish, its not like its a bad fetish dont worry about it. Go fuck some cougars

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 No.234396

How do you actually meet women to have sex with if you have no friends

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 No.234397

I'm having veggie hash browns and onion rings, dipping them in supercharged sauce and aoli.

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 No.234398

>>234396

Go to the pub

Get drunk

Repeat

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 No.234399

>>234394

Good, good.

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 No.234400

>>234398

Cheaper to get a pro.

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 No.234401

File: 69b66ff5b1e5383⋯.jpg (49.01 KB,400x398,200:199,downloadfile-1.jpg)

>>234391

Its a pimp thang mane

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 No.234402

>>234400

It depends, fat bogan chicks will bang you after a few beers

You have to sneak out to avoid their clutches though

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 No.234403

>>234401

I would like to be a Whoremonger but I do not wish to become a negro.

Wat do ?

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 No.234404

I think I'm going to have steak and steamed veggies. Might have two eggs with them.

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 No.234405

>>234404

Have chips instead of steamed veg

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 No.234406

The one hole I've never been able to do is the one in my soul.

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 No.234407

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 No.234408

>>234402

How do you get her home

What do you talk about in the taxi

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 No.234409

>>234395

there's been 8 sub par women since her and only 2 have been older women/cougars. I'm pretty sure one was a meth addict but the other one was cool and had huge titties but wanted to push me into being around her kids after one dicking session. The thing that makes me sad is that the quality seems to be getting worse, the first two women I slept with at 18-19 were the hottest I've had (the girl who took my virginity was my mega high school crush and we fucked just after graduation) and I don't know how to recapture that confidence/kind of woman as I approach 30.

>>234396

I use Badoo because you're able to message women without having to match with them first. I check out the 18-22 year olds on Tinder and I just feel sad, like there's no fucking hope for that generation of women thotting it up on the regular

>tfw tried a fake profile experiment with a ripped guy

>tfw more depressed than ever with results

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 No.234410

File: 1132eb041c01215⋯.jpg (53.87 KB,353x530,353:530,soul-rape[1].jpg)

>>234406

Have you tried new Soul Rape ?

(Available now from Amazon)

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 No.234411

File: aed4797a30546df⋯.jpg (103.85 KB,638x419,638:419,k.jpg)

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 No.234412

Is my constant need to piss because of my (former) heavy alcohol consumption?

I need to piss like every 20 minutes.

I am also constantly (at least) sipping water

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 No.234413

>>234408

I only go to their places, I usually suggest a smoke.

Honestly not sure what I talk about,Usually just let them wank on about their friends and mum and shit.

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 No.234414

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 No.234415

>>234412

Were you constantly sipping goon before?

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 No.234416

>>234413

How do you suggest going to their place

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 No.234417

Happy Potter is on and my pizza just arrived.

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 No.234418

>>234412

only a blood test will show, kidneys, LFT etc

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 No.234419

>>234416

If we've been chatting for a while I ask if she smokes (they all do) and suggest going to hers for a smoke.

It is basically a "have sex y/n" question anyway.

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 No.234420

>>234419

As in if she smokes weed

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 No.234421

>>234416

"let's go have a drink at yours"

even if they don't have booze at theirs they'll say yes, as long as you are saying something that isn't "wanna come home and get fucked" (which I've done kek) you'll be fine

even if they do say "but I don't have any booze at mine" just say "doesn't matter" they know the deal they're just being coy.

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 No.234422

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 No.234423

>>234417

So it's time to make a pig of yourself and fantasize over Hermione

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 No.234424

>>234403

Get a harem of methhead bogan bitches.

>>234409

Im sure you'll find what your looking for, i dont have any advive cause im a virgin. But maby your looking at the wrong type of women?

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 No.234425

>>234424

> methhead bogan bitches

Too scary, I'll stick with the pisshead fatties

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 No.234426

Maybe I should become a pimp

White Fat Chicks

They ain't perfect but they're not gooks

Discounts for supplying food

Might work.

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 No.234427

>>234423

this one has nymphodora tonks in it

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 No.234428

Ordered the exact same thing from the same store as last time and the pizza is completely different.

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 No.234429

Fuckin post-wank piss burn AGAIN

Maybe I've got some gut problem after years of gooning too hard, would explain the bumhole problem

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 No.234430

I hope that once I get paid next and buy myself and instrument to play I'll feel a bit less lonely.

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 No.234431

>>234429

Might be worth getting a complete blood workup done. That's not normal.

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 No.234432

Ive seen abo an prostitute and pimp in kilburn SA, south australian neet go get some hot boong pussy

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 No.234433

>>234431

Do I have to pay for that

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 No.234434

>>234429

you've probably torn the lining of your urethra from cumming too much and have a UTI

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 No.234435

>>234433

Shouldn't do.

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 No.234436

>>234429

That could be syphilis or somesuch m8

I hope you're not the NEET that was boasting about nailing whores without protection last year

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 No.234437

>>234436

Well he already has anal warts. Syphilis or ghonorrea would not be a surprise.

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 No.234438

>>234436

That wasn't me but I've had a full STI check done and am clean

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 No.234439

Does every single neet have some kind of intimate health issue?

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 No.234440

>>234429

Have you ever experienced a reverse poo?

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 No.234441

>>234439

Probably

I've got IBS and haemorrhoids

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 No.234442

>>234439

Most likely. Especially if mental health issues are included.

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 No.234443

Do haemorrhoids hurt? I've got some pimple feeling things around my bum

Maybe we should all get together and see a bum doctor as a group

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 No.234444

>>234439

yeah i have

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 No.234445

>>234443

Twist them off

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 No.234446

>>234442

I was thinking more physical issues, mental health issues is a given for those that find this place

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 No.234447

>>234443

Mine don't but they're small

I've heard if they get big enough to sit on it can be agony

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 No.234448

>>234444

boong wizard will give you a few more for taking that get

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 No.234449

>>234443

>pimple feeling things around my bum

too small for NK

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 No.234450

I probably have diabetes on account of my weight and alcohol consumption.

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 No.234451

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB,210x180,7:6,BoongWizard.png)

>>234444

FARKIN GONNA GIVE YA BUMHOLE ISSUES BOY

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 No.234452

>>234448

We can only hope m8

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 No.234453

>>234450

But do you >>234440 ?

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 No.234454

I am starting to become worried about my health choices in recent years

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 No.234455

>>234452

He saw the future with his boong magic and pre-empted your post

Wizzy be all powerful and shit

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 No.234456

>>234454

Dan's still open all across Australia

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 No.234457

>>234454

Worrying is the first step towards fixing, neeto

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 No.234458

What's a good mixer for covering up the taste of vodka?

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 No.234459

Instragram for russian models who now have children. I think.

https://picgra.com/user/anilorak/507001111

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 No.234460

>>234454

When you turn 40 your bowels turn against you

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 No.234461

>>234458

Diet soft drinks

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 No.234462

>>234458

Boong semen

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 No.234463

>>234451

bring it on ya black cunt

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