NEET General #310 - Strike A Pose Edition NEET 03/09/19 (Sat) 11:22:06 No. 233706 [View All]
Go on NEETo, show me your sexy side.
OLD >>232954
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:04:03 No. 234414
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:04:09 No. 234415
>>234412
Were you constantly sipping goon before?
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:04:10 No. 234416
>>234413
How do you suggest going to their place
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:04:11 No. 234417
Happy Potter is on and my pizza just arrived.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:04:35 No. 234418
>>234412
only a blood test will show, kidneys, LFT etc
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:05:28 No. 234419
>>234416
If we've been chatting for a while I ask if she smokes (they all do) and suggest going to hers for a smoke.
It is basically a "have sex y/n" question anyway.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:05:52 No. 234420
>>234419
As in if she smokes weed
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:06:23 No. 234421
>>234416
"let's go have a drink at yours"
even if they don't have booze at theirs they'll say yes, as long as you are saying something that isn't "wanna come home and get fucked" (which I've done kek) you'll be fine
even if they do say "but I don't have any booze at mine" just say "doesn't matter" they know the deal they're just being coy.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:06:27 No. 234422
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:06:46 No. 234423
>>234417
So it's time to make a pig of yourself and fantasize over Hermione
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:07:07 No. 234424
>>234403
Get a harem of methhead bogan bitches.
>>234409
Im sure you'll find what your looking for, i dont have any advive cause im a virgin. But maby your looking at the wrong type of women?
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:07:58 No. 234425
>>234424
> methhead bogan bitches
Too scary, I'll stick with the pisshead fatties
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:09:34 No. 234426
Maybe I should become a pimp
White Fat Chicks
They ain't perfect but they're not gooks
Discounts for supplying food
Might work.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:10:42 No. 234427
>>234423
this one has nymphodora tonks in it
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:12:20 No. 234428
Ordered the exact same thing from the same store as last time and the pizza is completely different.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:12:38 No. 234429
Fuckin post-wank piss burn AGAIN
Maybe I've got some gut problem after years of gooning too hard, would explain the bumhole problem
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:14:08 No. 234430
I hope that once I get paid next and buy myself and instrument to play I'll feel a bit less lonely.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:14:48 No. 234431
>>234429
Might be worth getting a complete blood workup done. That's not normal.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:15:12 No. 234432
Ive seen abo an prostitute and pimp in kilburn SA, south australian neet go get some hot boong pussy
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:15:37 No. 234433
>>234431
Do I have to pay for that
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:15:59 No. 234434
>>234429
you've probably torn the lining of your urethra from cumming too much and have a UTI
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:16:17 No. 234435
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:16:29 No. 234436
>>234429
That could be syphilis or somesuch m8
I hope you're not the NEET that was boasting about nailing whores without protection last year
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:17:24 No. 234437
>>234436
Well he already has anal warts. Syphilis or ghonorrea would not be a surprise.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:17:32 No. 234438
>>234436
That wasn't me but I've had a full STI check done and am clean
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:17:44 No. 234439
Does every single neet have some kind of intimate health issue?
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:17:49 No. 234440
>>234429
Have you ever experienced a reverse poo?
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:18:10 No. 234441
>>234439
Probably
I've got IBS and haemorrhoids
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:18:33 No. 234442
>>234439
Most likely. Especially if mental health issues are included.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:19:00 No. 234443
Do haemorrhoids hurt? I've got some pimple feeling things around my bum
Maybe we should all get together and see a bum doctor as a group
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:19:03 No. 234444
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:19:23 No. 234445
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:19:27 No. 234446
>>234442
I was thinking more physical issues, mental health issues is a given for those that find this place
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:19:48 No. 234447
>>234443
Mine don't but they're small
I've heard if they get big enough to sit on it can be agony
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:19:48 No. 234448
>>234444
boong wizard will give you a few more for taking that get
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:20:00 No. 234449
>>234443
>pimple feeling things around my bum
too small for NK
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:20:15 No. 234450
I probably have diabetes on account of my weight and alcohol consumption.
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:20:32 No. 234451
>>234444
FARKIN GONNA GIVE YA BUMHOLE ISSUES BOY
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:20:38 No. 234452
>>234448
We can only hope m8
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:21:20 No. 234453
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:21:31 No. 234454
I am starting to become worried about my health choices in recent years
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:21:33 No. 234455
>>234452
He saw the future with his boong magic and pre-empted your post
Wizzy be all powerful and shit
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:22:37 No. 234456
>>234454
Dan's still open all across Australia
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:22:40 No. 234457
>>234454
Worrying is the first step towards fixing, neeto
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:22:59 No. 234458
What's a good mixer for covering up the taste of vodka?
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:23:00 No. 234459
Instragram for russian models who now have children. I think.
https://picgra.com/user/anilorak/507001111
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:23:06 No. 234460
>>234454
When you turn 40 your bowels turn against you
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:23:19 No. 234461
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:23:25 No. 234462
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NEET 03/10/19 (Sun) 09:23:32 No. 234463
>>234451
bring it on ya black cunt
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