/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

i need some booze

>>170222

I paid too much for mine. Got jewed by the salesman.

>>170217

The musk melon is the best sort.

>>170215

You tease.

>>170218

Autobahn had them for $30

The watermelon variety I planted has yellow flesh, not the usual red.

>>170230

does it taste the same?

>>170231

I don't know. I will let you know if I manage to grow one.

>>170230

There's a name for them that starts with a 'c', I can't remember what it is. My nan calls them that.

>>170229

I was just down the road from autobahn… Fuck

>>170234

Maybe I'm thinking of cantaloupe which is rockmelon

>>170235

Where did you get it?

My car's about the same age as yours.

Exploding vomit boong

>>170237

Got it at odins parts

>>170233

heirloom melons are nice. we gotta preserve them

>>170239

Dude, even your mechanic sounds like a rape dungeon.

>>170241

>>170242

both these posts made me chuckle

44

Here i am fellow neets, drinking away the sadness as i take another fluoxitine cap, idling on imageboards while i wait away the hours

>>170245

Sounds terrible.

>>170246

I have no other options

>>170247

Vile.

>>170248

Yes you do.

>>170250

oh, unless you mean *that* other option.

I've tried

numerous times

welp I went off to fantasy land for a bit again

It's becoming a bit too regular.

I fucked up at work today, my boss somehow mis budgeted or some shit and 50k was missing from a participants funds. Anyway I told him and I thought he said tell the participants daughter, she's the trustee or whatever thats called. So I called her and told her and she went off at me, I said that we would continue services at no charge for the remainder of his plan. I also didn't know at this poinyt that there was a budgeting issue. Then I let the boss know that she was pissed off and that I didn't know why. So he calls me and starts yelling.

I spent a good half an hour laughing, I really fucked up. He might be embezzling money, I have no idea.

Anyway m fantasy was about telling him about how working in disability is a great move because it's so profitable and caring is a choice.

>>170247

They are getting very lewd.

>>170251

I most certainly did not mean *that* option.

>>170241

They're cheaper than Thors dick hammer auto parts

>>170252

I could not follow exactly what happened there but I hope you are coping okay with what they are throwing at you.

>>170252

Well money doesn't vanish its gotta be somewhere, check under your bed when you get home

>>170257

I guess I am, I did fuck up pretty bad though.

>>170247

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>170260

It sounds like you weren't the only one who fucked up, or the first one to fuck up.

>>170258

My big fear is that one time I will come back home after months at sea and find you in bed with another sailor.

>>170262

When I told him, it seemed like he already knew.

I'm supposed to budget a plan for an entire year worth of changing goals and supports and he does fuck knows with the funds.

>>170264

You can't blame me for spending so much time away when our NEETs are mostly mentally disabled and very demanding.

>>170265

A NEET has needs.

>>170265

NEETs and Seamen do not mix

>>170265

gay

>>170268

I will open the bedroom door and see one of Monk's sexually hairy legs poking out from under the covers of our bed and then my heart will break.

>>170267

You need to learn how to deal with them. Even with mad cow disease, they are still cattle.

>>170273

i need to hide your post.

please dont post subhumans

>>170271

My tastes may have changed.

>>170274

He is my new lover. Accept him, he is beautiful.

extremely gay

>>170276

>>170275

You'd better not let any of your hookups siphon petrol out of my lawnmower.

>>170277

NEETerotica

>>170278

is it 2 or 4 stroke?

>>170281

It depends how excited I am.

>>170282

Oh my.

>>170280

Man, that's er.. that's gay.

>>170285

It's only Gay, if you enjoyed it

>>170286

And just where did you get that bangle or silver looking watch m8? fuckin stole it, ya black cunt

>>170285

just pretend im still konata anon

timotei timotei

>>170291

stick your finger up your ass and have a sniff

nigger simulator time

>>170295

You're going to cop a hiding.

>>170286

I wonder what he is saying here.

>>170297

Aboriginal ejaculation

>>170293

I dont have ID

>>170299

Craig said he has my back, he has a bamboo stick

>>170300

Then how do you buy goon?

>>170302

i dont

>>170305

This is just appalling

That's enough of movies. Night Night NEETs

Good morning NEETs.

>>170307

That's fucked

I wish I had some cheese, I feel like grilled toast with vegemite and cheese.

>>170313

The thicker the better.

>>170314

>>170316

>>170317

Good morning.

>>170321

I was a bit worried when Hue said that reading dictionaries and encyclopedias soothes the autism. I spent a lot of my childhood reading an encyclopedia set and when I was about 18 I read a dictionary. I never thought I had the 'tism,

I used to do crosswords a lot so that's part of why I started reading the dictionary, because I was already reading it often.

Before I did crosswords so much I used to write in cursive but now I can only write in capital letters. My coworker said that it's a sign of psychopathic tendencies.

>>170322

You're an Anglo-Celtic version of myself. Minus the part of being bullied by mi co-workers. I also wrote on cursive but now i exclusively write on capital letters. I also heard that's because you want to be clear and straight with your message.

I don't consider myself an Autist though. I just like being alone, read stuff and use my brain.

>>170323

I'm at the point where I can't write in lower case, when I write someone's email down I have to make notes next to it to say whether it's in lower or uppercase.

>Clear and straight with your message.

I haven't heard that before.

>>170322

>>170323

Capital letters are easy to write, they were made to be carved into stone, and using a pencil isn't too far off from that. The real retardation starts when people write like a typewriter, when that wasn't made to be written down by a person at all.

But do go back to cursive, it was made specifically so it can be written using medieval pens, which work the same as modern pens except you don't need to dip the modern pen in paint.

>>170323

http://www.handwriting-graphology.com/handwriting-analysis-capital-letters/

Same here, i forgot how to write lower case and cursive.

>>170325

Interesting stuff.

>>170321

>Adaminaby

I've been there before though not to the lake and it's a really nice little town

>>170328

nah this is

>>170328

Sunday too far away.

>>170329

Once Dundee is done I'll check this

Woke up with a terrible headache, just taking it easy today NEETs, I must have been doing too much thinking.

Morning my unemployed internet buddies.

Tonight I will be drinking after 31 days sober.

>>170334

>>170333

Good morning.

I think you mean tomorrow.

>>170335

31 working days*

A true Executive would love this place

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-31/disgusting-food-museum-to-challenge-perception-of-disgust/10425446

>>170336

If you drink tonight, soebr ocnoebr is forfeit.

>>170336

That's not how it works.

>>170341

im supposed to be manning a fairy floss machine

morning neets. Don't really feel like doing or saying or thinking anything this morning. Gonna watch a horror movie, maybe that'll cheer me up

An hour at work and I've already done my back, fuck. Need to really do something about this pain

>>170346

This reminds me of something I keep wondering about - why don't we have a halloween tradition in Australia? If it was imported into america by the irish, why didn't all the irish immigrants to australia bring it here too?

>>170348

Ok, so it turns out the movie is going to follow a bunch of american college stuents who are re-creating the journey, 55 years later, so it's possible some of them may live. Who wants to bet that the cute annoying blonde survives until the end?

>>170347

As a kid it would have been nice. At least that's what i thought. Dressing up and getting candy its a great day for a kid. But as an adult, now, you would have to stand a bunch of kids bothering you all night and maybe they even pull some hijink on your house.

>Who wants to bet that the cute annoying blonde survives until the end?

That depends on how strong and independent she is.

>>170348

This one is an interesting case also

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Bodom_murders

>>170351

This just sounds like drunken Finns being drunken Finns. And drunken Russians being drunken Russians.

>>170351

>>170352

Finland is the country where they put spears at the bottom of slides for shits and giggles.

We'll never know, it could have been anyone.

>>170343

Add some scratching.

>>170354

okayb link me

>>170355

>>170349

Still watching Dyatlov Pass. The students are filming themselves talking, in the distant background in the snow I could just notice two mysterious figures moving/crawling. I sometimes wonder if this happens a lot in movies - eg, are there easter eggs in the predator movies where you can just notice the distorted blur of the predator moving in the background?

Urge to rape, rising.

>women

They're a strange bunch aren't they?

>>170360

Not clue.

>>170359

Do you eat one or more kg of ham per week?

>>170362

750g works out well for me. I like my ham and salad sangers.

>>170359

Some of us can only eat kosher ham, m8

This day is gonna be a long one

Fuck wageing

>>170364

foreskin?

>>170364

I'm only concerned about humans, sorry mate.

>>170368

Thanks bro

Doing literally nothing at work

>>170370

Have a wank.

>>170342

Gotta lure them kids in somehow

>Two black guys just walked past my window.

Who needs horror movies when your neighbourhood is turning into one? NEET compound when?

>>170374

Where do you live?

>>170375

Melbourne

>>170376

I am surprised you are not more use to it.

>>170362

How long do you think ham can last?

>>170376

I know this feel, was in a dominos on Friday and getting myself a pizza and there were 3 niggers in the store also buying pizza, one of the niggers went and got himself a drink from the fridge before they all ran out of the store

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go for a trip into the CBD today, might film it for you NEETs

>>170380

nigs gotta nog

>>170380

>dominos

You deserve worse.

>>170356

bruh this isnt the original video. also who made this, not bad

the og video had him with like a a watch, and just the lyrics, do you know what time it was?

>>170356

>>170383

na i got it

>>170383

the original pepe on my wrist video? you'll have to go back a fair way through the catalogue to find that.

>>170356

can you upload any of the original ones with just lyrics?

>>170384

>na i got it

got it?

>>170385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgV97sEAfAQ

>>170380

What are you doing in the CBD? I was thinking of going to the botanical gardens after work.

No one had ever days good morning to me cause I wake up so late

>>170390

Go back to bed for the next 12 hours. Then you'll be up early enough to beat us all.

So finished watching the Dyatlov Pass incident (2013). It's about as good as can be expected given it comes from the shit-tier genre of found footage horror movies. I don't know if the neet who watched it a week ago is still around, but one thing that puzzles me about the ending is how the fuck did the camera's battery last for 54 years?

>>170393

I woud guess the answer to your question is: It comes from the shit-tier genre of found footage horror movies.

>>170381

Yep

>>170382

I will admit it's shit

>>170389

I'm picking something up from a store

>>170397

I had a rush on my balls a couple of years ago and i just washed my balls 3 times a day with a disinfectant soap. I got rid of it at the end of the week. I was scared though. My balls were itchy as fuck.

>>170398

rash*

>>170397

>huge inflammatory response

Penis enlargement science at its finest

>>170390

Ok, its 1:09 in the morning. Good morning.

>>170393

Another thing about the actual Dyatlov Pass Incident, not the movie - the deaths occurred on the night of the 1st February, but were not found by searchers until the 26th - 25 days later, yet the search team claims they found tracks in the snow from the hikers. Wouldn't the tracks have been buried by snow or erased by wind in that time?

>>170396

Looks like a comfy evening

6240 seconds to go

>>170402

you are being eaten alive by Cockroaches

Is there anything sadder than the loss of innocence and romanticism you felt at the end of your teenage years and early 20's? I don't know if i would call it "realizing reality" but would better pin point the feeling as the the moment you see how someone you cared for deeply has just thrown everything away and started running on the wheel of life? And i don't mean it as a something a hippie would say. I mean "the wheel of life" as the tricks, the ones that started eroding the surface since the formative years. In schooling, tv and general behaviour of people because of said "teachings".

I never would have liked to summarise sadness towards someone i loved so much.

>>170409

Btw, going for an extra beer.

>>170409

Not as sad as someone who never got on the wheel of life

>>170411

Perhaps we're all the same.

Can't wait to go home and play some video games.

1 more hour

1 fucking hour

>>170409

I never had innocence and romanticism, the end of my adolescence gave me some degree of empathy, which I didn't at all have before. It was pretty striking when I realized I had it.

>>170413

What video games

>>170415

Make an active attempt to improve your situation and it will start snowballing

>>170417

Victoria 2

Can't wait for NoGoon November.

>>170426

Thought it was no remember November

>>170427

Munted Monk March is where it's at.

>>170396

Don't be seduced by the ethanol jew! It's not too late to start on Sober October - there are more than 6 hours left to turn your life around before we descend into the drunken debauchery of November.

>>170430

Its to late, man. I downed 4 more.

>>170432

You failed Sober October, Monk.

>>170433

This

>>170433

Bollocks

>>170436

As an autism sufferer, I am pretty sure I know how many days and nights there are in October.

Please try harder next year.

I'm kidding, you've done well the last couple of months.

>>170341

>Good luck mate

Thanks buddy.

He didn't come in today but when I talked to him on the phone he was very pleasant. I apologised again but he said it was fine.

>>170440

I didn't say anything yesterday, but keep all of this in writing from here out. If somebody is committing fraud (or just plain retarded), you need to both distance yourself from it and cover yourself legally.

$50K or whatever you said was lost is the cost of an average employee, and you don't want to have to go to make up for it.

>>170345

Maybe it's the heat.

Is it hot in Melbourne?

Mine is fucked too still, I took two painkillers at work and then proceeded to call government agencies. It was kind of fun.

>>170442

I'm so fucking fat that I haven't taken a painkiller in 15 years. They just don't work with my bulk.

>>170441

Maybe that's why he is being so nice.

I think he just made a service booking (that's like a reimbursable quote) for the participants remainder of the plan, so we would've ended up with the funds anyway.

If you charge it all at once, then you don't need to pay or receive invoices weekly. It's still probably illegal but not embezzlement.

>>170443

You need to keep guzzling that goon. Relief is only 4L away.

>>170443

Ah, the king kettle himself.

It's probably the heat, it's fucked. Kinda glad I'm not NEETing, aircon would cost heaps.

>>170347

Halloween is shit. I hope no one comes to my house this year.

>>170348

Did you enjoy it?

The ending was a bit weird.

>>170447

See my post here: >>170428

>>170428

Very redneck of you.

>>170450

Section 15c of SA's Consolidated Criminal Act: "Reasonable proportionality NOT to apply in the case of innocent defense against home invasion".

I just need a pickup truck. My old boss from Idaho (potato country) was less redneck than me.

>>170393

Yeah, I don't know also why were they killing their friends?

>>170451

Hyuk, dey's be real sorry if they's come knockin' round yer door, ya hear?

>>170452

That neet is clearly a productive neet. I haven't even had a wank today.

>>170409

IKTF

>>170455

Be kind to yourself and have a wank

>>170458

It's neetfeet all the way down

>>170460

did you tell anyone to come here?

>>170448

>>170453

Were they actually killing their friends? Also, how did the original Dyatlov Pass hikers die, if the bunker was manned and under control back in 1959?

>>170458

>That Feel When Severely Disappointed by the lack of Bulge shots

>>170461

That wouldn't go well.

>>170460

I bet they don't even have Dan-memes. You should print out some of the finer memes this place has produced and supply them your patients. Do they spend all day at the TAB?

>>170465

What a fantastic suggestion!

>>170465

Their nearest Dan is probably Gawler. Pathetic creatures.

>>170460

Tradneets:

Uneducated, often criminal, disgustingly poor hygiene and mental health

Nu-neets:

Somewhat educated, only crime is cybercrimes, poor hygiene and mental health

>>170469

A good filum.

>>170471

Sounds like a NEETcompound has already been established.

Is there hope for us neets?

>>170473

There is hope for some.

Most of us are fucked.

>>170474

Who here has hope in your eyes anon?

>>170475

Monk has turned his life around in under three months.

Cruisey and Shire are doing well in all facets of life.

Possum appears to have a plan.

Cheesy has had a setback, but I'm confident he'll do well given time.

>>170476

Do neets here come and go?

>>170478

I come most days

>>170478

Core tenancy appears to be reasonably static.

Some people come and go depending on what is happening in their lives.

>>170479

>>170480

i see

>>170482

>>>/agatha2/

>>>/pol/

>>>/r9k/

>>170482

they're all shit tbh

>tfw the year is almost over

>>170482

>>>/zoo/

>>>/leftypol/

>>>/argentina/

>>>/fur/

>>>/cuteboys/

>tfw another year is going to start

>>170486

I worry about this neet

>>170486

this is a joke and o i am laffin

>>170489

don't forget /abdl

>>170459

I messed it up on closer inspection, no drink and my feet are the wrong way around but I think we should keep this going.

>>170477

That's a lot of skin NEET

>>170482

>>>/throat/

>>>/ebon/

>>>/wx/

What are you NEETs doing for Christmas and New years eve?

My family is having a party for new years eve where everyone is inviting some of there friends, except me :( so that should be fun.

Christmas is going to be the same like every year.

>>170495

I will sit at home alone, I only have a brother locally and rarely see him, plus I have bad anxiety so I don't go out except to coles etc

>>170460

I come from a town like that, they taught me bad habits.

>>170496

sounds rough.

>>170495

I don't know, probably have it with nan and whoever turns up. That's what I normally do.

>>170462

>Were they actually killing their friends?

Well, they were the spooky things.

No one actually knows how they died, it is a weird story.

>>170495

Family stuff for Christmas, probably a quite night in with the missus for new year.

>>170502

Nah, neets generally use their very excessive free time to fuck their pet dogs>>170502

>>170495

I'll drive Motherbot to my sister's house for lunch and then drive home again. I'll then get a taxi to an older friend's house and drink to cover up my social awkwardness, before taxiing home again. That's if they invite me.

>>170504

sounds ok m8

>>170451

Oi Cunt GTFO it's called a Ute

>>170495

Probably driving down to families house and thinking of driving up to Sydney and hit the town on NYE I'd be up for a NEET Party

>>170509

Please do not speak to me in this fashion.

>>170509

Not if he's a "redneck"

>>170511

Americunt

>>170514

I am going to have a word with the Board Operator if you persist in using foul language with me.

>>170512

If he's a redneck does that mean he really loves Israel

>>170515

Goblino

>>170509

It's called a Utility you low class bogan

>>170518

Oh lookie here we have a Brit

>>170516

Rednecks are called that because they were the hokey cotton pickers after slaves were freed and heaps of them went north to Chicago.

Working in the sun all day bent over gave them a permanently red back of their neck.

>>170521

you mean honkey

>>170425

There was a hardcore aboriginal orgy after that photo was taken

>>170425

Unna>Seppos

>>170523

Nah, I meant hokey. It kind of describes the accent.

>>170522

that looks like an albino nigger

>>170531

>>170530

night neets

>>170531

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>170533

kek

>>170535

This isn't amusing.

2 and a half hours left to attempt SoberOctober neets! Come on, it's not too late to make a difference!

>>170536

Indeed. Save this shit for when wagie-neets are browsing the thread at work.

>>170508

Where do you learn obscure stuff like this?

Where's the Halloween music?

Who's ready for Sober November?

>>170539

/pol/ and /x/

>>170541

No.

>>170493

Just having a wank

>>170525

Fantastic Pepe. Really tells a tale.

>>170541

Sober November

>>170545

>painted nails

hot

>>170548

He shall be the communal gf

>>170550

I bet he wishes he was

>>170551

those knee bruises suggest he's well practiced

>>170548

I know some guy whos sister made him paint his toenails red for $2

>>170553

>tfw you will never have a girl paint your nails

why live NEETS

>>170545

I just found this board 1 minute ago, what the fuck did I just walk in on?

>>170555

Shut up and bend over

>>170548

Remnants from the melbourne neet up, you should have need 18yo neet's

>>170549

The meme is evolving, the next person to post needs nailpolish too now

>>170553

$2!! fucking 18yo i know you're there, give me my two bucks ya white dog

>>170557

>The meme is evolving, the next person to post needs nailpolish too now

I was thinking stockings.

>>170555

Post your legs.

NEETs and Wagies of every age

Wouldn't you like to die in vain?

Come inside and you will see

This, our store of Danoween

This is Danoween, this is Danoween

Abos barred in the shutting time

This is Danoween, everybody drink a Beam

Drink and glug till the neighbors gonna close their

sight

It's our store, everybody needs

In this store of Danoween

>>170555

Your deepest fantasies

>>170559

Great idea, now someone just needs to get some and post

>>170561

top tier meme

>>170566

King of the skeles, the skelest of skeles.

>>170566

Big if real

>>170569

tiny if true

>>170570

That's more accurate.

>>170557

worse that guy is 17

>>170562

I forgot what day it was so I had to make awkward eye contact with a group of kids through my front window before ignoring their knocking

>>170573

Oh

>>170573

are you trying to tell us something with those bottles?