/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Thank you.

>tfw needsomerest

TONYS TENT

>>229922

nice get

You're all fucking deadshit fuckups and I love it edition

>>229928

what did I do wrong

>>229938

They look like people but they are not.

>>229911

>beautiful

>abo

Pick one.

>>229922

I hear you, life has gotten hectic, hopefully it will settle down for a bit now.

>>229928

You're all very well adjusted individuals and full of potential and promise.

I have faith in all of you that you will all one day attain true happiness.

>>229943

And you?

>>229938

Some us are nofap cunt

>>229945

>/r/whatisthisthing

Contacted ol’ mate. We’re getting some Craig pictures for Easter.

>>229948

The motherfucker that will take down Pakistan

>>229950

Oh shit, hell yeah

>>229949

I don't hate them. Hate is reserved for traitors.

>>229949

If I hate everything am I still a racist

>>229954

I want to go away from all non white that aren't abos and live on an Abo Mars Ethnostate

Plugging in that old hard drive full of memories again, fuck

>>229956

Imagine being Matt Damon stuck in mars except with a boong for company

>>229957

Post the damn pics this time

>>229957

Delete them. I deleted all my old girlfriend porns.

>>229958

well he wouldn't have grown any potatoes if he did

>>229958

OI CUZ KAN WE TURN DOEZ POTATOEZ INTA RUSSIAN GOON UNNA

>>229960

why

>>229963

They're pointless. Can't even share them now, there are laws against it.

I wonder is boong wizard will grace us with his presence tonight

>>229964

share them here

>>229956

Pure blood abos are very well adapted to this country. We should keep both whites and abos pure.

>>229964

You can if you can’t be identified in the image/footage and you take steps to post it anonymously

>>229966

Garbage truck took the hard drive. Impossible.

>>229969

Lol garbos had a good wank that night

8:09 PM

>>229972

Oh that’s gross

>>229970

It was pretty good porn, fucked her up the ass and everything. Alas, these days of degeneracy are over, and we must now strive to build a homeland free of scum.

8:12 PM

>>229974

corrr blimey gave her a tonk in the tradesman’s entrance ey governor

8:15 PM

Peculiar lack of tradies on here

>>229978

I'm technically a Tradie

>>229979

Ladies hairdresser doesn’t count faghat

>>229980

chef

>>229981

Look mate we’ve been over this

GMT+8 Gang GMT+8 Life

>>229983

Fuck of NK you white

>>229983

Chink time.

>>229982

We work harder than lazy brickies mate

>>229984

>NK

>Typing coherently on a Saturday evening

>>229985

Based useful for trade purposes timezone

>>229987

Well it isn’t cheese dessert

>>229988

One with the chang gang

I was wondering why NK hasn't posted a dan pic then remembered its saturday

>>229991

I wonder if he actually did the radiator hose this morning

>>229958

He'd have sex with it.

>>229989

It never will be again and you know it in your heart, neet

>>229972

Thank you.

>>229986

Putting some parsley garnish on some store bought tendies doesn’t make one a chef

>>229978

There's at least three I think.

>>229997

Feeling like a space cadet yet?

>>229999

Waste

You wasted them.

>>230000

Palindrome at 230032

reverted to showering once every 2 days and pissing outside in an effort to save money and the environment

will I still be welcome in the NEET commune?

unironically feels good walking outside naked, getting some sun and letting it rip

>>230004

hoboNEET?

>>230005

nope

>>230004

Sounds like you would be more welcome in a hippy commune

>>230006

Weber?

>>230004

NEETs that refuse to wash themselves will be sprayed down with the garden hose

Black bean chicken wings were nice.

>>230010

i had fried pork dumplings for dinner

There will be a hygiene standard in the commune just fyi. We're proudly unemployed strawberry pickers, not a bunch of derros

>>230012

you must wank before having a shower to avoid sperm build up in the shower

Cringe as fuck. Cruiso do your job mate pls

>>230015

you'll never be in smash

>>230017

Wanna smoke doobies at temperance hotel?

I do NOT like the recent story part in the named NEET story. It is starting to get nasty and isn't nice.

>>230020

That's a 22 minute drive away from me

>>230021

It's a mean world out there for a nameneet

>>230023

>Implying we're NEETs here

YEET urself fag

>>230022

come chaddy

>>230019

I wonder if with enough reports if the global moderators would report you for abuse to your VPN provider. You've been told three separate times. At least they could be generous and range ban your provider, most countries have legalisation to deal with spammers like you.

>>230027

I dream m8

Why do you do it spammer?

Tell us about your life and what bought you into spamming

Spamming quiet innocent imageboards gives you kicks - but why, who touched you?

>>230032

Daddy fucked him and he loved it!

>>230032

He does it for free

Chicken, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, carrot and caesar sauce salad for tea.

>>230039

Sounds fairly healthy, good work NEET.

>>230042

Yeah, it tastes ok too. I was going to have wraps but forgot to get some today.

>>230030

not an incel, I got raped at age 6

>>230041

he's possum angry at us

>>230045

That thought went through my mind too.

>>230044

based same

>>230043

Only thing I'd change is by replacing lettuce with baby spinach, that's just a personal preference though.

I thought I was a sad case but then I realised theres people who unironically spam 8chan on a saturday night

>>230048

I normally get that for the wraps, it's easier to keep in place and aldi has it for cheap.

My lettuces out the back are just about ready for harvest.

>>230047

fuck

>>230049

I didn't think I was til that post.

I unironically clean up imageboards on a dero site on a saturday night.

>>230052

We're all mates hanging out here. Majority of us aren't fuck sticks like that guy and we genuinely benefit from our online friendships.

You're doin the lords work.

i actually posted my ex's bum and no one cares, pretty cut

>>230053

Most neets only care about nameneet bums

>>230053

Thank you for caring, I cared. I said thank you.

I was a bit unimpressed by that as well.

tfw blackpilled on the state of my life and this country beyond all belief

>>230056

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>230057

Same.

Having a lie down

Does anyone else have imaginary friends they talk to in their head?

>>230061

I play out scenarios and conversations that I have had with other people in the past

>>230060

You boong

>>230061

No, but I do this >>230062

>>230060

oh my

5th of March is the day. I'm not looking forward to it.

>>230060

A fitting pic for Mardi Gras night on the neet gen

>>230044

>tfw impressed

I SAID

FUCKIN NICE ONE BRUVA

tfw

>>230069

Thought he'd buy much more piss.

What a soft cunt

>>230071

He's not a chad boong alcoholic, he's a garden variety autist

>>230072

What does that even mean? Drinking 4 tall stella cans would mean disaster for me. Too drunk to become sober again, not drunk enough to be drunk.

Everytime I go out for a dart some cunt has to walk by or drive into the driveway. Theres this indian cunt who always gives me a smirk, reckon I might give him a handful next time he wants to play funny business

>>230074

I know an Indian who would do that

What he wants is your ass

>>230075

tfw severely impressed

smoke meth every day

>>230079

on the hard stuff eh?

This cowboys runnin' from himself

20 something 'woke' conservative male 'under achievers' watching joe rogan and jordan peterson who cant change a tire are the bane of this generation

shock me like an electric feel

>>230060

Hmm.

>>230074

>give him a handful

Of what?

>>230087

Of goon and good vibes

>>230084

They're pretty shit. I don't really know how common they are outside of the internet though.

I have noticed some meme shit irl though. My mate occasionally brings mu mgtow crap.

>>230088

Do you have a handful to spare for me?

I played red dead for about 12 hours on and off today. I feel cooked.

>>230090

Yeah man come to my cave

>>230092

Handful.. No fist.

>>230089

I reckon theres a whole bunch of normies clued into that kinda shit. You don't have to be a genius to discover internet stuff. Its as accessible as anything. For better or worse.

>>230094

I think he found it through youtube, he only really goes there, facebook and pornhub.

>>230081

Drinking red boong, gave mates a bunch of dexies and they were arguing about penis size until one pulled it out and made me sick

>>230096

That's how we feel when you do it to us. We have told you this.

Did you take a piC?

Good night friends.

Vodka for dinner

get the fuck off tha commode!

>>230096

Did you become the rapee?

BULLS ON THE PARADE

Reminiscing of the first time I picked up a hitchhiker.

>far north rural NSW

>hadn't slept in days

>drive past a elder boong in the middle of nowhere close to the only house for a few kms

>consider picking him up for a few minuets

>chuck a uie and backtrack until I come up next to him

>open up the passenger door, ask him where he's goin

>tatted out the wazoo with a red eye on his forehead and a redback spider on his cheek

>he says to just drop him off at the town a few km's back (about 15 minuets, can't remember where I was)

>light up a winnie blue, offer him one. He lights it but doesn't smoke it.

>"shoulda been champion ruby" he mutters

>eh

>ask him about his painted jeans

>he says they're one of two in the world, other one is in a museum in SA

>hmm

>make it into town, he asks me to drop him off at the pub, noworries.jpg

>before he gets out he pulls out an oz of home grown

>gives me a fat bud for picking him up

>firm handshake

>drive off into the sunset never to see him ever again

boongs are okay unna

>>230103

was it good weed

>>230104

was fresh and a bit wet. I stopped at a pub a few hours later for petty from some old hippies and played some pool with them while the bud dried on a heater. I gave them half of it for helping me out them drove to nimbin where I smoked it with some homeless dudes. It was very good.

deadly times unna

THEY DONT GOTTA BURN THE BOOKS THEY JUST REMOVE EM

>>230107

id rather a big old magnificent bonfire send off for books then letting them rot, become moldy and never be read again.

>>230108

BULLS ON THE PARADE

>>230109

DUNA DUN DUNA DUN DUNA DUNA DUN DUNA DUN DUNA

Hapy Birthday Bro

GUERILLA RADIO

>>230112

TURN THAT SHIT UP

Fuck how come whenever NEETs post porn of ethnic chicks they always post the ugly ones and not the hot ones??

ANGER IS A GIFT

>>230114

Because the hot unnas are wholesome birds who are happy with their relationships and aren't degenerate sluts who make porn

>>230097

No not gay

Freedom

Yeah

Right!

FREEDOMMMM YEAH RIGHT

>>230118

RAPE!

Fuck I miss being a tradie

Didn't even wank tonight

Underage prostitutes are literally being raped to death right now

Hope you cunts understand that

>>230122

I understand, I propose that the johns are promptly put into ovens.

>>230124

I reckon thats webber

SIX IN THE MORNING

>>230126

STILL ON THE SCOTCH BOONGS

BULLS ON THE PARADE

FUCK BOOMERS UNNA

I've seen shit you cunts wouldnt believe. Imagine people without legs who dont know how to read begging you for cash, pretty brutal shit

Delivery Times: 1-3 business days

Not good enough. I expect my masturbators within the hour.

>>230132

Been thinking about him all night to be honest, had a laugh about how I've never noticed him

Going for a sleep. Night Night NEETs.

>>230129

True.

my dick literally bled from that wank

might be time for bed

>>230136

wank again

>>230124

>tfw a wagie

What are the chances of us getting UBI in this country?

>>230103

> red eye on his forehead and a redback spider on his cheek

Hmm.

Must've picked up a magic boong, fucking featherfoot.

>>230105

I like these stories.

>>230141

That's a shame, UBI would basically solve all of my problems in life.

>>230117

There's nothing gay about taking photos of your friends dicks NK

>>230145

Morning

>>230130

Fucking aye, sometimes the parents will cut off a limb when they are young because the limbless are more likely to have money given to them.

what party will best accommodate my neet life?

>>230149

None, they all suck. A true NEET existance is one that only you can strive for.

>>230149

Other NEET is right, you need to grow some vegies, organise your house, raise chickens become self sustaining which is more work than waging

>>230139

Then the people accommodating you would get less money and would start asking for your's

Tragic story about NK's cousins in Tasmania:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/the-gruesome-end-of-king-billy-tasmanias-last-full-blood-aboriginal-man/news-story/ca44b20af86366fb017c38ff043cb8f6

>>230145

Good morning my friend.

>>229163

Your lettuces are thriving. You will need to be careful they do not bolt and go to seed.

>>229354

Watching this I realised that I am going to be in the sidekick role one day.

Doggo pissed all over the laundry floor again.

>>230157

idk i have heard there are good mods for it that makes it more interesting but i have never played them so i wouldn't really know. there is a game called Hytale coming out which looks like better version of minecraft but i still probably wont play it.

>>230153

>“He was actually really well known across the Pacific as having the best set of spotter’s eyes of any whaler in the South Pacific,” says Greg Lehman of the Tasmanian Museum and Art Gallery’s Aboriginal Advisory Council.

Yet another warning about the perils of race mixing.

>>230149

A neet party

>>230157

Once you have explored and done heaps on single player, going online to Multiplayer server makes it a bit funner (griefing people in creative ways around the server blocks or working together for a common goal)

>>230161

I miss the old survival servers in the early days. Just people fucking around and building comfy shit

Nothing will ever beat that experience

>>230162

There should be a few servers left with a somewhat reasonable amount of people on for them to be active. If you look harder enough you should find something similar but probably not the same.

>tfw that loser spammer last night couldn't even create a (You) correctly

>>230165

he's just mad that Waluigi won't ever be in smash and my boy Ridley is

Going to have a drive

>>230172

We need a dancing Dan for when the partying begins.

>>230173

Even a meth smoking Craig.

who here watching the ufc?

>>230175

I haven't watched UFC since Tank Abbott was in it.

>>230176

did he fight rousey

>>230167

You need some imaginary friends.

Having a drink

>>230178

What he needs is a wank

35 degrees today in Shitbourne, the recovery from last night's binge isn't too fun. It seems that the cheesy garlic pizza and 1.25l pepsi did far worse of a number on me then the longnecks and scotch.

>>230181

You could do with a wank, I reckon.

>>230182

Had one already, might go for another after I finish my coffee.

>>230181

Weird

>>230154

Hello.

>>230155

>sidekick role

I'm unsure what you mean.

>>230156

Mine did four sloppy poos the other day. I had him locked inside because it was hot. I think the heat was part of the reason why he was sick too.

>>230157

Apparently there is a dragon that you are supposed to kill.

There's also some stuff with redstone that I never understood.

>>230189

I have never understood any of the redstone stuff.

>>230164

> (Your)

That.. That's not how it's done.

>>230171

I was going to but I have been playing playstation and am too hot to do it now.

>>230191

(your)self needs to get with the times. Language evolves.

>>230188

>four sloppy poos

Not on carpet I hope.

>>230188

You feed that dog all sorts of crap.

>>230196

You are blessed. Enjoy your time with them.

>>230197

reeeeeeeeeeee

Is the bass guitar an instrument someone can just jam with on their lonesome, like a guitar or keyboard?

>>230199

Why couldn't you? It's just a few octaves lower.

>>230200

I'm just curious. All I know about the bass is it tends to be more in the background of songs, excluding stuff like Les claypool's.

>tfw back to uni tomorrow

real sunday afternoon NEET sleeping hours

>>230201

I think it also has 2 less strings, than a normal guitar. The tuning on the remaining 4 are the same though.

>>230202

Tuesday and Thursday are the orientation days for me. Tuesday is all new students while Thursday is for the Business and law students. Fucking kill me now.

>>230205

Dan can arrange an experience that gets pretty close to that feel.

>>230202

I have one lecture tomorrow and it is pre-recorded

everyday is oriental fancier day

>>230208

Especially so here in Clayton

>>230209

nip nong bong fong

>>230210

This is highly offensive to those of the oriental persuasion.

>>230211

you mean nips and chinks?

>>230199

Yeah. You play it a bit differently but you can still jam out with it however a guitar is much better for solo jamming out

>>230213

if you wanna be really cool get a banjo and a bottle of wine

Woke up after 4pm. Feeling the effects of that vodka

>>230215

Have a wank

I'm over these fucking shills. I swear they are just sent here to piss us off.

Although why anyone would shill an Irish soap making forum is beyond me.

72 standard drinks in 3 days

>>230215

Have a dexi

Accidentally caved and had a wank.

Depression eating a boneless bucket and a carton of Coopers Pale.

They didn't even give me a fucking bucket, just boxes.

>>230218

>>230217

The fuck are you on about cunt?

>>230221

Have a wank

>>230222

Fucked if I know what he's on about. The Irish don't even use soap.

What's a good website to buy instruments from? Ideally located in Queensland, but that's not too important.

Might order a pizza

>>230199

Not really, you can but you'll end up teaching yourself stuff that no one really wants to hear and doesn't work in a band/ensemble set up.

Good basslines usually consist of very repetitive grooves and playing by yourself, that will get boring quick , then you'll end up playing arpeggios and licks that sound good by themselves but would make a track sound stupid.

is it safe to put kfc tendies in my pockets for tomorrow

Wish I could have KFC and beer.

Might make my own fried chicken

happy potter and da goblet of goon is on 7mate tonight

>>230229

I've eaten 8 of the 10 tendies, all nuggets, all popcorn chicken, and one box of chips. Still got one box of chips and 2 tendies left.

Wasted my entire weekend playing video games.

I feel like I'm sort of hungover.

>>230232

a shameful nigga

>>230232

Have a wank

>>230233

Yep.

>>230234

Nope.

now i have no tendies

>>230225

You can get good deals at walk in shops sometimes, just don't buy some weird cheap brand because those guitars are fucked beyond belief.

I had this friend in HS who bought a "casa Rosa" cheap and thought it was gonna be a good guitar and the thing wasn't put together straight and played like shit

>>230236

Should've put them in your pocket.

>>230230

Is Craig in that one?

>>230237

Yeah, stay away from Caraya (or Karaya) banjos.

>>230239

I don't recall.

It's the one with the ball where her-my-oh-knee sucks off the adult quidditch player and the two fine indian bitches get upset when ronaldo weasle wont poo on them

unna

>>230245

lol

I smell so fucking disgusting and I'm so hungover I can barely walk

Can't manage to do anything except watch food videos on youtube

>>230247

Have a wank

>>230247

I'll have to force myself to bathe before work tomorrow. Although I should see how long I can go before somebody is forced to tell me I stink.

>>230219

You could go higher.

>>230228

Yes.

>>230247

what kind of food videos?

>>230249

Have a wank instead

>>230247

So fragrant and beautiful!

>>230249

You're fine m8, just have another goon.

NK and I are going to hold a 6 week night school on the fundamentals of grilling and raping.

>>230253

American fast food

>>230253

oh shit forgot I still had jap VPN on

>>230256

i almost want my boss to tell me so i can reply "says the dirty dago"

>>230261

just get gippsland NEET to tell you then you can with reply with "says the dirty Dargo"

>>230258

>>230262

I do not understand this reference.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… NIGGERS!

>>230264

DargoNEET

>>230266

you've lost me

>>230263

you could probably get DSP with this video

Chin Chou Kee is on her way with my dins

>>230269

make sure you give her a big tip

>>230271

kek

>>230271

Is that gahoole

why does every legal drug have to be so fucking expensive here? We have goon and that's about it

>>230274

have a seroquel

>>230274

panadol is cheap

Half the pizza and half the garlic bread (and half the 1.5L coke) dwn the hatch, pretty fuckin full

>>230222

>>230224

It's an in-joke you dense cunts.

>>230277

I'm struggling to get this cartoon of beer in after the kfc

>>230274

Metho + cheap ebay still = pure alcohol. (Don't drink the bit that comes over first.)

>>230278

potato nigger

>>230281

smd

Fucking mall today was like a diversity ad. Never seen so many subhumans, mongrels, and mongrel creators in my life.

>>230277

takeaway or dominoes

>>230279

your not trying, a true executive would have finished the lot and gone looking for desert

>>230274

Love is free

It is time to abandon ship.

>>230287

The only place to swim to is the walls of our great bucket

>>230287

/ozneet/?

Having a lie down, might vom

>>230290

Have a wank

>>230288

>>230289

Australia. The place is pozzed beyond all recognition.

>>230292

The whole world is pozzed

Our only hope is to found the Mildura NEET Commune Cafe

>>230285

I'll get there.

>>230292

What does pozzed mean in this context?

I wonder if the communists have the same sort of thinking in that "Australia is way too capitalist and always will be too capitalist, I should move to based Venezuela"

Granted Australia is too capitalist and will be forever but notg in the ways lefties think

>>230295

he lives in melbourne and keeps getting raped by homos who give him super aids

>>230296

Sometimes it feels like people just want everything to be irredeemably shit

>>230295

Faggots walking around like they own the place. Sometimes literal faggots.

>>230296

I would encourage every communist to go and experience communism first hand.

>>230293

This maybe true. The best we can hope for is islands of sanity amongst the current madness.

Angry disillusioned unemployed men.

>>230300

Clearly it just won't be true communism in that case

>>230303

My yellow vest is just yearning to be put on mate.

>>230303

>tfw I'm only really one of those things

>>230302

I tell you what mate, walking through that mall, Hitler starts sounding like a very reasonable man.

>>230304

A trick's no good if you can only use it once.

Thinking about aboriginal anal…

>>230308

elucidate

God I'm horribly uncomfortable after eating that much

>>230283

>mall

Go away

>>230310

Find a beach

>>230311

Why don't you tell me where I can get basic supplies at a quarter to six on a Sunday cunt.

>>230310

Eat enough and you'll be uncomfortable all the time

>>230315

good post

>>230315

Yeah ok. :^)

>>230317

Where this fanta I am supposed to possess, neet?

>>230317

I'm not a rich Jew so I can't afford a Porche and I have never seen fanta cranberry

>>230319

I dunno, Fanta Cranberry is an American thing associated with LeBron

Though we need Fanta Cranberra

>>230309