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 No.229911 [View All]

We all can't be cruisey and have missos that wuz quaanz n shit

I'd rather a beatiful Abo if I'm UNNest

OLD: >>229129

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 No.230647

>>230646

It said it was 1000cm^2 leaving me with 5/6. I have a lecture tomorrow so I imagine the issue will be addressed then. I am certainly not the only one to have had this issue.

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 No.230648

>>230647

It seems like a typo unless maths has changed since I was in highschool.

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 No.230649

>>230648

I know I'm just over reacting to the loss of a mark on a portion of the course that doesn't even contribute to the final grade.

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 No.230650

>>230649

I keep missing punctuation, Christ.

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 No.230651

I just consumed 4 icypoles: white, orange, red, green and white.

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 No.230652

>>230651

How about I give you some of my black icypole unna

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 No.230653

>>230651

What colour is your tongue?

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 No.230654

The Monash Clayton campus is too overwhelming for me

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 No.230655

>>230653

Same colour as always.

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 No.230656

>>230654

You should have gone to O-week and taken a tour like we told you.

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 No.230657

>>230654

Told you you should have gone to O'week.

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 No.230658

I've been getting into overnight oats recently as they are healthier than weetbix. Quite versatile in how you have them. I have been having them with honey but I've got some frozen berries to put in for tonight. With weetbix though I've been having them plain for a decade and a half and never cared for anything else, I find it strange that this does not extend to oats.

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 No.230659

>>230654

Are you the physics student?

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 No.230660

>>230654

Have you tried the lost on campus app? It isn't too late to reconnoiter the uni and work out where you need to be.

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 No.230661

>>230656

>>230657

I know I should have listened. I'm back in the comfort of my unit now. I'm going to go wank calm myself down

>>230659

Yes

>>230660

No but I'll check it out

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 No.230662

>>230661

Just don't fucking pack it in after one shitty day.

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 No.230663

>>230661

You're cognitive performance will improve my quitting porn.

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 No.230664

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 No.230665

>>230663

>Unlikely

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 No.230666

>>230661

Don't get too down mate, you'll be the biggest brained neet before you know it

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 No.230667

>>230665

Frying your brain on dopamine will fuck it up. Porn has definitely done my brain in.

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 No.230668

bit too warm today neets

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 No.230669

>>230667

Same here, not to mention alcohol and drugs. I feel like such a fucking brainlet. Can't concentrate, forget heaps of things, leave shit to the last minute, too lazy to barely look after myself, just scraping it by so I can "relax" by drinking and consuming media/boards.

Need to kick all this bad habits but just dunno what else to do.

What kind of place did you end up renting monash neet? Expensive?

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 No.230670

>>230669

>What kind of place did you end up renting monash neet? Expensive?

He is probably crammed in prajesh and co.

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 No.230671

>>230670

*crammed in with

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 No.230672

>>230609

>want me to apply for the NDIS before their funding ends

Will their funding be renewed?

>>230620

>after it almost died during that 46 degree day.

This worries me about you, how will they cope in the winter?

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 No.230673

>>230671

>prajesh and co

At least he'll have the toilet to himself

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 No.230674

What should I get for dinner on the way back from my banjer lesson? I still haven't pooed out that boneless bucket I ate last night.

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 No.230675

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>>230654

Just take a hipflask of Dan's finest with you, and have a chug every time you need to boost your determination.

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 No.230676

>>230667

I have watched a lot of porn and it has no effect on my brain. Isn't it more an issue of managing your wanking rather than watching porn that you wank to?

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 No.230677

Dan still hasn't put up his March member's specials.

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 No.230678

>>230676

That is because having your brain fucked up is normal to you.

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 No.230679

>>230674

>I still haven't pooed out that boneless bucket I ate last night.

You'll know when the time comes a knocking

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 No.230680

>>230676

There is a certain amount of evidence that watching porn triggers an instant stiffy and that your dick doesn't respond if you find yourself with a real life woman.

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 No.230681

>>230679

I hope I don't (do) have to shit in her instrument case.

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 No.230682

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>>230680

>tfw don't watch much porn

>tfw probably won't find myself with a real life woman any time soon

A conflicted feel.

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 No.230683

>>230680

>that your dick doesn't respond if you find yourself with a real life woman.

Don't you use your imagination? I could still pretty easily stimulate myself by thinking of a situation that turns me on, once in the action I doubt I would need to sustain the thought.

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 No.230684

>>230681

Time to buy one of those musical instrument cases, so it can double as a toilet?

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 No.230685

>>230683

I don't know. I've read a couple of articles where prosties reckon a good portion of customers are completely impotent these days and there was one written by doctors saying the same thing about teenage boys not being able to get it up for their teenage girlfriends.

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 No.230686

>>230684

I have one of those cases, but I'd rather do it in hers.

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 No.230688

>>230674

a salad

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 No.230689

>>230686

If it was an accoustic guitar I could poo in the hole.

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 No.230690

>>230689

The strings would act like an egg slicer

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 No.230691

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 No.230692

>>230677

Being a member is special enough on its own

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 No.230693

>>230688

that's a good start. what else?

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 No.230695

>>230685

Perhaps, I agree with you that it would happen but the degree to which it is happening or at least is publicised as a major problem in the media feels unlikely to me.

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 No.230696

>>230693

A glass of water

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 No.230697

>>230692

It is, I am very proud of being in such a prestigious inner circle, it's a bit like being on the Council.

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 No.230698

mum

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