9 Signs You Need to Eat Fats Right Now (BRIGHT SIDE)
- Not all fats damage your health and lead to obesity - healthy fats are essential for your body! They maintain your cell membranes, cell transport, and encourage the absorption of fat soluble vitamins and protect your organs; as a result your skin, heart, brain, eyes, hair and others stay healthy.
- There are three types of fats:
- Unsaturated fats - Good, required for a healthy life)
- Saturated fats: bad, results in heart problems)
- Trans fats: worst of them all: increases bad cholesterol while lowering good cholesterol resulting in serious heart disease and causes inflammation (diabetes, strokes, and other conditions). Causes fast weight gain.
- Watch the video to learn the warning signs of whether or not you are consuming enough fats!
What Fashion Trends Should We Leave Behind?
Fashion is all about personal expression, but some trends just don’t stand the test of time. What are the biggest fashion don’ts you’ve noticed lately? Are there any styles, combos, or pieces you think people should avoid? Let’s share some fun and friendly fashion advice!
What do you think of chris?
Given me a ton of advice seems very open and honest when it comes to gear use and training what you think? https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisgym88
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rest
Is rest a necessary requirement for gains/growth?
Or is it okay to not take 3 days off? I ask "3" because I usually hear people say 4 on 3 off. I like to do 5 of 7 in a week with the two off days just randomly interspersed when I can't get off my lazy ass.
Also. I'm a newfag to /fit/ in general;
How long should it take to see big gains in bench press?
I'm a weakfag and only did 6 sets of 95 yesterday. Could likely do a set of 110-115? if I started with just that and was done.
set = 12 reps
How quickly could I reasonably expect to hit 150 pounds from 95lbs?
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A Guide for Judging People on Attraction
1-3 is ugly to unattractive.
A 1/10 is the ugliest person you see out of at least 200. They are either morbidly obese, or obese with some sort of major facial deformity. 2s are both obese with a minor facial deformity or severely obese. 3s are either obese or they have some sort of very noticeable facial deformity.
4-7 is attractive to fairly attractive.
None of these people stick out, and they are all pleasant to look at. 4s and 5s might not look too healthy and may be a bit skinny or even underweight, but at least they aren't obese and/or have any noticeable facial deformities, but they don't tend to put in any decent effort into looking attractive, with all 4s being what you would naturally consider below-average-looking, but not yet unattractive. 6s and 7s all look healthy and look like they put some effort into keeping up with their looks to actively attract others, with 7s being on the cusp of being highly attractive, but not yet possessing any special qualities regarding their looks.
8-10 are highly attractive to shockingly stunning.
There is something special about their looks. They put in a lot of effort into fitness, and their faces are flawless. They are a rare type of attractive. A 10/10 is going to be the most stunning person out of at least 200 people if not much more. They look so close to perfect, that they tend to draw attention to themselves in a similar way to a Ferrari. There is some shockingly sexy quality about their looks that is extremely rare among people.
Obviously, how good someone looks is a bit difficult to quantify, but this should serve as a decent general guide. This guide should be good for people up to the age of 45, beyond that, most people won’t find you sexually attractive unless they have a specific fetish, or unless they’re after your money.
Stopped being fat but became a twink
I've finally started losing some seriously garbage weight I've had on my body for a long time through daily cardio, but my former musclemass in my arms and shoulders is gone and also my libido fell off a fucking cliff and when I do get erect I can tell it isn't as long or as hard as usual, I can't get off to anything even things that normally arouse me. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Has too much cardio made me healthier but lowered my T? How do I get my big biceps and shoulders back?
I've been working out 9-12 days a month for 9 months now, lost 150lbs. I can run a mile in 9:30 and three miles in 33 minutes. I can back bar squat 5 plates and dead lift 5 plates. I feel so much better but I still feel like the same whale of a man. I've e gone from 78" waist to 54", I will finish this, or die.
How do I learn to enjoy running/exercise?
I want to look more like this person. At the moment I am much larger and need to get skinny. I already diet and I keep myself to a strict maximum of 1500 calories a day. The problem I need to get over now is that I don't move very much. I already lived a very sedentary lifestyle but now because of Covid I have even less reason to ever get out and walk around. I've been trying to get into running as a way to make myself more active but I hate it with a burning passion. I'm wondering if anyone has any suggestions for how to enjoy running instead of hating every moment.
Are there natural alternatives to sleeping pills?
Potential double post but I've reloaded the page 5 times and the thread still doesn't show. I don't know what to say except fix your fucking site Jim. Recently I've been trying to sleep at an optimal but unusual time but have found that my body has started to rebel and at best wakes me up halfway or at worst forces me awake with 5 or 4 hours of sleep. This brings my heart great pain to know my body doesn't want to cooperate even after being awake 30 hours straight to force it to be able to peacefully sleep at that time, but an even greater physical pain because I'm still growing and it keeps working against me. It just doesn't want to sleep at that time but I can't cooperate with it, I have to sleep at that time. I'm thinking of just using pharmaceutical pills to force myaelf out for 8 hours but before I do I'd obviously like any natural, safer alternatives. This is very important so I need help desperately, I don't want to become addicted to pills just because my shitty body refuses to sleep at this time.
Unhealthy Food Crap
I'm about to go to Burgr Kang and eat unhealthy fast food bullshit.
>2 motherfucking whoppers
>No onions, that shit stinks
>Extra pickles, because I have testicles
>Large coke zero, because its the least I can do
I eat like this out of addiction. I eat like this because its a substance abuse problem. When I'm stressed about women, life, women, my job, women, my career and education, and women, I eat like a fat fucking pig.
<DON'T STRESS EAT LIKE THIS ANON. IT WILL ONLY HURT LONG TERM.
Stay strong anons. I'm weak tonight, but maybe I will be stronger tomorrow. Maybe we can be strong through our fitness goals together. I wish you all the best.
Meditation
Hey anons, do anyone around here practices meditation?
I wanted to share some experience, and keep this to motivate myself as well.
I've used to do some light meditation some long time ago, a practice that easily falls to the sideline.
And recently through some rough patches I've been feeling like nervous train wreck and I've felt the call to practice it once again.
tl;dr: meditation is about listening in to nothingness, shutting down that annoying little part of our consciousness that complains and bitches about everything, namely, anxiety, anger, fear.
So I'm gonna post some resources, as I've said these are mostly for myself, but feel free to take value, and to contribute in any way you can as well.
Small changes in lifestyles that stopped stubborn problems
For me, non-alcoholic beer cleared my ears.
For at least a year, I was having weird ear issues where I would get flaky skin building up and coming out of it. it was obnoxious as shit. At first I thought it was ear dryness, so I was using mineral oil, stopped soap in my hair hope that would help. It got worse. started using soap again, it got better but sine-waved between bad and not so bad. Then I started eating filmjolk, but kept slipping in trying to eat it daily. So after some time, I figured "Go for non-alcoholic beer- you can drink more than one a day and not have to worry about social guilt,". My ears are clear now, so it must be the yeast or some missing nutrient in the beer that helped clear out my ear problems.
what little shit did you do that fixed a surprisingly stubborn problem?
Do you make chili your own with a twist?
I make my leftover smoked brisket chili with cayenne for some heat and balance it out with a tablespoon of Hoisin sauce. Usually start with a diced onion and fresh poblano for chunkiness and a few pan blackened tomatoes. If I don’t have smoked brisket I’ll toss in a chipotle or two for some smoke.
USB Port greyed out/not working
I'm a proud owner of a brand new Toyota C-HR 1.8 Hybrid Comfort. The car is just doing fine (it's only 1300km done) but I have a problem with the infotainment system, i mean, the USB Icon it's always greyed out and, after several experiences using lots of USB different sticks, it doesn't play music at all. I've already used FAT16 and FAT32 format as well as 8, 16, 32 and 64GB pens (2.0 and 3.0). Nothing works! Can you help with this?
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If you do decide to buy from them, when you email them, do me a solid and use the reference '#fit-01-24#' so I can get a discount off my order and you can get a 5% discount off your order.
Virtual Furniture
I'm working on a purely VR project that requires a virtual counterpart of a table that exists physically to be there for the user to rest his/her hand to perform a series of actions that would be exhausting otherwise. Is there a way to achieve this automatically via Apriltags or some other means of tracking using the Oculus Quest 2 without having to manually adjust my scene?
It's nearly spring, you're 20% - 30% bodyfat, hoping you can get to single digits and shave off 10-15lbs over the next 3 months with your RIP blend, before you eventually realize that maybe you're just destined to be a hamplanet for the rest of your life.
DNP: the ends justify the means.
Nothing beats burning 4+lbs of fat a week, doing practically nothing (if you so choose), but swallowing 1 or 2 capsules a day and sweating my nutsack off, whilst watching people celebrate their 1lb fat loss.
Stop being fat cunts. Lose weight and make gains.
tl;dr stop being pussies
>"At World's Strongest Man, set in Gaborone, Botswana, a number of locals were in the area helping with the production and setup aspect of the event. Many of the spectators as well had come from all around Africa to view the titanic strongmen compete in feats of superhuman strength. During a routine setup of one of the loading events, a local worker was applying screws to a framework meant to hold a 275lb anvil. Four times World's Strongest Man winner, American Brian Shaw was standing by, watching closely. A number of times he stopped the worker to give him instruction, and stood by making sure the task was done to his standard."
>"Later, Shaw was reportedly overheard saying, 'You just can't trust them with tools,' to another strongman, who seemed to be listening uncomfortably."
>www.strengthsportsunited.net/brian-shaw-wsm-racist-comments
Coconut Oil Thread
Fasting, we've all heard about it, it supposedly works by naturally increasing ketone body production by limiting insulin, but apparently Coconut oil, because it's made of medium chain triglycerides, gets broken down into Ketones immediately, so I feel pretty confident recommending it as a replacement for any butter or oil you might still be ingesting, though I doubt it's total potency, so I made this thread to remind myself to post later on the long term effects of oil if there's any.
Dieting and Calorie Intake
Its very important to understand just how fewer calories the average body needs than what most people think. The body doesn't need anywhere near close as many calories as you probably consume. Really, its arguable that we even need 2000, let a lone 2500-3700 calories typical for most fast food meals. Food is a fuel for the body's metabolism. When we live to eat instead of eating to live, it becomes just as self-destructive as a any other substance abuse. Granted, if you're lifting and doing various other exercises, you will require more food to fuel yourself with; but know just how much you really need and don't over-do it.
>Over consume calories, gain weight
>Consume fewer calories than you metabolize, lose weight
>Eat proper meals with proteins while lifting, gain muscle mass
>Drinking water with salts (aka Snake Juice) will keep your body metabolizing fat for fuel during the absence of food
There a few fascinating points
There a few fascinating points with time in the following paragraphs but I do not know if I see these center to heart. You can find some validity but I will take hold opinion until I investigate it further. Very good post , thanks and then we want much more! Included in FeedBurner also
Hello!
I'm dead inside, and I take some antidepressants, but I still feel nothing.
Today I decided to try Ritalin to see if I would feel something, and I took the whole box, 30 pills. It's been one and a half hour and I still feel nothing. I also took 240mg of Vyvanse.
Any advice of other medicine I can take?
Please, help me feel alive again.
Are carnivore/keto diets memes?
One of the faces of the carnivore diet is a doctor who lost his license, and so many nutritionists recommend against these diets. I'm pretty sure those who experienced "feeling great" from these diets are a result of placebo. From going into keto myself I always felt like shit and I always dryfasted for 3 days straight instead to lose weight. In addition, those diets are catching on a similar craze like vegetarianism in a cancerous way, a bunch of idiots jumping on a bandwagon without doing any research. I also have a strong feeling the carnivore diet isn't healthy either, as it's the other end of the fucking dumbass extremism to vegans.
Does the carnivore diet/keto diet actually benefit you and is it nutritionally and non-life threatening, and actually sustainable and viable? Discuss.
Against chronic diseases and brainfog
This is only a brief guide about what I gathered. To deeper knowledge of why I am saying this all, you'll'ave to research on your own. This practices are designed to outcast most defficiencies known by wizkids away (muh brainfog, restlessness, etc), exceptuating only those given by genome:
>leave all diaries, inmediately
>leave grains: no wheat, corn or rice at all
>eat your foods within a reduced schedule, rather than through all the day long
>avoid starchy foods and red meats
>if not vegetarian, eat meats briefly: like once a week or two weeks
>the softest and wealthiest meats are white fish
>do you like nuts? They are still acidifiers…
>learn your ayurveda body type (dosha) and how to regulate it
If you want quick results, these are the shock therapies:
>fasting regularly (the body must slowly develop its ability to detox or adversities a.k.a "detox crisis" are to be faced. The same on mucusless diet.) using honey if dismay prone.
>colon enema
>HIIT exercise
>do not use domestic cooling/heating unless your body strictly requires so, due to some sickness or whatever else
>drink hot water, as much as it can be without harming your mouth, specially useful for early morning detox
>use temazcalli
>try (your body may not be done for so, so just try) keto diet
>avoid having breakfast inmediately after getting up, the body is still waking up
To further understand it all, next readings are recommended (or immediately needed depending on your degree of harm):
>every single book from Arnold Ehret
>"The Tao of Health, Sex and Longevity" by Dan Reid
>"Healing by Fasting" by Alexi Suvorin
>"The Power of Metabolism" by Frank Suarez
>"Grain Brain" by David Perlmutter
>"How I became young at sixty" by Horace Fletcher
>"Longevity diet" by Walter Longo
>"The cheese trap" by Neal Barnard
>"The Salt Fix" by James Nicolantonio
>"One meal a day" by Yoshinori Nagumo
>some books about specific organ cleansing by Andreas Moritz (the other ones I don't trust them much = up to you)
>"Lies my doctor told me" by Ken D. Berry
>"Flax oil as true aid against …" by Johanna Budwig
>"Lymphatic lessons" by Kelly Kennedy
>"The body has its reasons" by Therese Bertherat
>"The Wim Hof method" by Wim Hof
Synthetizing common ideas withhold by all these tomes you should have what school didn't taught about the easiest forms of medicine, enough to keep most chronic diseases at bay. It may require patience and alertness in order to avoid the lethal effects of sudden, uncontrolled detox crisis.
Workout energy
Where does the energy for your workout come from, /fit/? Is your heart powered by love? Is it powered by anger? Pride? A sense of duty?
My testosterone is more of the fighting variety. When I workout, I don't REALLY feel pumped until I start fantasizing about beating the shit out of and curb-stomping the people who make this world hell. Even though it's something I'll probably never do, it feels nice to know that I at least physically dominate the people who I hate and will become something they fear.
Losing 30lbs tips
I gained some weight in the last 4 years (6ft, 205lbs, 24yo). I look bulky to fat, i have friends my height 30lbs lighter looking really fat and unhealthy in comparison. I do think the weight is surpressing my energy levels.
I care about my looks and should care more about my health. My new regiment is:
- IF 16:8
- No sugar/snacks
- Avoid white wheat
- Daily 20 minutes rope, HIT or bodyweight exercise
- More protein
- 1 gallon water
- 2-3 times sex per week
I got no deadline. This is my first post here because I enjoy the bluntness.
Are there any other great changes to implement?
Diet Tips
I am 20 years old, I am 180 (5'11) cm tall and weigh 83kg (182lbs). (relatively robust build with broad shoulders)
I would like to lose about 8-9 kg (19lbs) with alternate aerobic and anaerobic workouts at moderate volume. Can a protein requirement of 1.5-1.7 gr x kg (0,7gr x lbs) go or is it too little? (of course the rest of the diet is balanced). Tips?
Wasting time
What do you do in your free time? I have too much of it, albeit not an unhealthy amount.
I moved to a new location with new, much more pleasing, much more /fit/ work in a trade. The nature of the situation leads to plenty of days I waste, where nothing could have been planned for because the job is unpredictable in that way.
What would you do with an entire, unexpected, no harm in taking it, day the fuck off?
Steroids questions
How much of Elite strength is due to Steroids or genetics. Like say if steroids were not invented do you think it would still be the same guys at Worlds Strongest Man or the same guys in powerlifting? Part of me thinks its a bit of both, make no mistake everyone on that level is roiding but I reckon that the amount each person does depends on their genetic baseline, those that are not as genetically gifted roid more. Another factor we might consider is the physical repsonse someone has for roids. If we compared two natties 1. one with a better genetic limit than the other but 2. has a better repsonse to steroids. Put them on the same stuff the one with the better steroid response would be stronger than 1. even though 1. was a better natty, theoretically. Also in general it seems like roids really benefit taller lankier people. Guys like Brian Shaw and Halfthor were skinny dyel ectomorph basketball players I doubt they would have put on very much muscle without roids. What do you guys think maybe I'm just too autistic thinking about this.
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The Ultimate Guide to Vape Pens in the UK
Introduction:
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Benefits of Vaping: Experience the less harmful nature of vaping, its potential to help quit smoking, and the portability it offers.
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What to do if I only have a 20 kg weight to work out with?
Gyms are closed. I only have a 20kg drum of water to work with. I've been doing deadlifts, power cleans, overhead presses, farmer's carries, squats and rows with it. My plan is to work out with it until it feels like I'm carrying 5kg. Am I on the right path?
Effectively using Instagram templates
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losing weight as a short girl with a slow metabolism
im 5'1 (156cm) 128 lbs and i had ed issues since elementary/middle school and as a result of that i ended up feeling really sick and fatigued over the years and a lot of basic activities felt like a chore to me. i would undereat but not exercise or even get out of bed. i went from being 88 pounds to 129 pounds as of now in a span of less than 2 years, any way to combat this? a lot of it accumulated around my stomach and legs. i want to lose 30 pounds coz i look really fat rn
i sometimes do push-ups or jumping jacks but im not consistent.
also what are some fun dance exercise recommendations because i hate doing boring things that feel like a chore
ive been recovering for a few years and i now eat around 2-3 full meals a day typically. i dont count calories but what i usually eat are stuff like eggs, yogurt with berries, cheese sandwiches and cereal for breakfast. and for lunch it would be raw salmon, pasta, kebab, dumplings or sushi and soup. i dont usually eat dinner but its fruits or tomatoes for dinner if i felt like eating more food,
is this too much for someone of my height? because i dont really eat big portions of food but still gain a lot of weight easily :( (im physically unable to anyway as i end up feeling full really quickly)
(i also eat sweets, pizza or burgers like once every 2 weeks )
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ive been working out every day since early january after a psychiatric hospitalization to cope with bipolar disorder and to gain mass. i was a lot worse earlier this year because i was depressed and abusing stimulants and a lot of other drugs so i looked like an anorexic. im sober now and eating well. is this normal progression or should i have gained more mass by now?
Chemistry blogs
Yo, what's up guys? Lets today we're talking about chemistry blogs! Now, I know what you're thinking - chemistry? That sounds boring as hell. But trust me, these blogs are lit! There are many great chemistry blogs in the United States, each with its own unique perspective and focus. https://mindheal.com/ First of all, chemistry is all around us - from the air we breathe to the food we eat. So, learning about it can be super interesting and even useful. Plus, these blogs make it fun and easy to understand, with dope visuals and real-world examples. Also some useful chemistry stuff https://www.degruyter.com/journal/key/pac/94/3/html?lang=en Whether you're a student trying to pass your chemistry class, a science nerd looking to expand your knowledge, or just someone who loves cool experiments, there's a chemistry blog out there for you. So, check them out and let me know what you think, bro!
Why would a girl who dated a guy for over a year and have a baby with him do this? (WARNING: cheatin
>> A girl dates a guy for over a year, both are 19 years old, she has a baby with him; she comes from a home with one sibling and non-married but monogamous parents and is upper middle class in terms of wealth. She owns her own car and seems to have never struggled with wealth. Her boyfriend lives with her. They are living in a new community as of current and have been for about a year.
>> Her boyfriend moves to his old community where his parents live (her parents let him visit and stay because her parents are very liberal). He doesn't like leaving his old community and generally works there as well.
>> Within four months of him leaving she also moves to the old community, she doesn't live with him or his family but lives at her grandparents house with her baby.
>> In the old community she distances herself from her former partner she had a baby with and starts having sex with another guy secretly and in less than a year she's pregnant again.
>> The other guy used her as a pump and dump and him and his family distance and don't support her through the pregnancy or with the new baby. Because she cheated on her first guy him and his family also distance themselves.
>> During pregnancy and after birthing the second baby she takes it to social media to curse at, insult, dislike the media of, and block the second guy and his family. She spreads word he is good for nothing and a bad father.
Seeking perspectives on when suicide is a moral/immoral decision
I am a 25 year old male with severe and crippling Crohn's disease. Simply put, my digestive system is in complete disorder, and fails to function even close to properly. The technical side of what's happening is my immune system is overreacting to the gut microbiome, and attacking it, causing severe and consistent inflammation across my colon. The consequence of this is severe abdominal pain daily, unless I have been fasting for between 24-72 hours. Once I get well into a fast, my symptoms transition from unbearable to uncomfortable.
The closest thing I have to clarity on my condition is that I have a genetic susceptibility to sensitive digestion, and living in America, and eating our fake food for a quarter century has essentially broke my gut, with a very miniscule chance of reversal of the condition (Western medicine declares Crohn's treatable, but not curable).
About 8 months into my severe symptoms, I did a complete scan of my system with a double colonoscopy and a dyed CAT scan in an attempt to give me some insight on possible solutions. I discovered that a large portion of my colon is scar tissue. The scar tissue clogs up the passages of the intestine, such that digestion is stalled, and oftentimes insoluble fiber can get stuck, stopping digestion dead in its tracks, and causing severe pain.
newfag guide help
Hey in a newfag and I'm trying to gain muscle and I've been doing this workout for the past few weeks and I just want to make sure I'm doing it right. There's not really a gymn near me so I've been training with adjustable dumbells I have at home. And what I've been doing is reverse pyramid training where I start with larger weight and less reps and work my way down with smaller weights with more reps.Im currently 5'9 and weigh 120lbs
Here is my workout routine:
45lb dumbell curls 15 reps
Then work my way down to 15 lbs increase 1 rep everytime
Then starting again at 45 I do 50 wrist curls with same process work my way down increasing a rep everytime down to 15lbs
Then i do one arm dumbell chest press with the 45lbs at 21 reps same process work my way down increase 1 rep everytime to 15lbs
Daily I have increased the number of reps to push myself until I am ready for bigger weights. I just want to make sure this is a viable routine and that it will help me make progress
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(1 thread a week, 4 months total)
This is my 6th week of test
the summary is that my max reps for jump squat more than doubled to 31 from 12, bench press went from 12 to 25, shrugs went from 30 to 85, ohp went from 10 to 22, skull crushers wnt from 18 to 22, I'm noticing beard hair, (which I hadn't been able to grow prior to starting study) and random boners that last a while and are very frequent
I'm on my 8th month of nofap, still haven't coomed. it's actually easier to deal with drive to coom after starting this
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkTche1J7O0
EXPERIMENT FACTORS
I expose my balls to UV light for 18 minutes a day 3 times a week, and my chest for 15 minutes 2 times. I'm trying to verify the results of the study "INFLUENCE OF ULTRAVIOLET IRRADIATION UPON EXCRETION OF SEX HORMONES IN THE MALE" performed my Abraham meyerson and Rudolph neustadt about 80 years ago,
https://academic.oup.com/endo/article-abstract/25/1/7/2772602?redirectedFrom=PDF
which reported that regular exposure of the testes to UV light doubled salivary testosterone over a week, with gains kept with continuing treatment.
MODE OF MEASUREMENT
I'm not going near a hospital until this shit blows over, and my gym at college is closed for the foreseeable future. Therefore, I can't take my starting end ending levels of free test, and the workouts I can do are limited to the equipment I have at home, which is:
>One set of 30 pound dumbbells
>One set of 60 pound dumbbells
>A 3 position adjustable bench.
I'm measuring progress by my gains in 6 exercises involving this equipment, which are:
HEAVY (60 pounds)
>ATF Jump squats with heavy dumbbells held at sides, 18 reps per set, 4 sets (changed from 10 reps 10 sets, that was fucking up my knees)
>Bench press with heavy dumbbells, 12 reps , 4 sets
>Shrugs, 30 reps set, 3 sets
LIGHT (30 pounds)
>45 degree incline Skull crushers, 18 reps, 5 sets
>Overhead press, 10 reps, 8 sets,
>Curls, 15 reps, 3 sets
I won't be able to increase the weight of exercises due to quarantine, so I'm measuring max reps per set over time. At my end of week strength test (Sundays) I scored
Should I be heavier?
bw 150 - 420/280/220 for main lifts
That sounds pretty impressive for a newbie lifter of 1 1/2 years (counting corona maintenance) but I want more. It feels like I just don't have enough sheer muscle mass to move more weight and what muscle mass I have is already at my genetic max for strength. It's like a mental barrier
Prolly just stupid plateau fatalism and broscience. Anyone got some real facts to get my through bench day tomorrow?
/pua/ and Dating General
let try this once:
Pick Up / Dating / Relationships
hopefully, there are some more non-retards non-virgins around,
ITT lets discuess not only PUA in its oldie ways, but socializing and dating in general
let this be a place where you can get and give some true honest advice on meeting up people and improving your social life
/fit/ isn't the only thing you need to stop being a neet and start getting some action,
social life, relationships and feels are important for your mental health,
for guys, if you're a virgin, ask away and try not to sperg autistcally about other people's experiences
if you're anywhere between intermediate to advanced, share your stories and lets help each other
if god forbid there are women lurking this board, this thread may also interest you,
either by offering your redpills to poor virgins, or getting feedback from male on your own relationships
Sure, I know where we are, but lets try to keep the sperg shitposting under control
Johen's brain compromised by foreign objects (teeth).
We are currently removing teeth from Johens brain that were magically teleported there. I was thinking they could possibly be removed by teleporting them out in reverse of the way they came034 in. Any help is greatly thanked.
ftm tranny looking for help
Kind of unrelated post, but I didn't know where else to ask. I'm 18 and I want to purchase testosterone online (without prescription = illegally) to start off with small doses until I can get an endo to assess me. I'm particularly looking for testosterone gel, not injections or patches. I know it's dangerous, but I really want to do it. Can you give me any links to good markets? Can be clearnet or darknet, I don't care.
Is This Normal?
Is the ratio between my total and free testosterone normal? It seems to be very high. I've always heard that your free testosterone should be roughly 2% of your total testosterone however mine is like 26% of my total T. Unfortunately I don't have metrics for my other related hormones as that wasn't part of the test.
What You Lift For Matters
If you don't lift for a purpose which transcends yourself you will never truly make it. It will only lead to the delusion of self aggrandizement coupled with the failure of never breathing life into something so that it may live on after you. For every man has two deaths. The first being when his spirit passes on, and the second when no one remembers his name.
To live in the moment is what it means to be alive yet it is the most destructive power we allow ourselves to wield. Usually without preparation. Lifting is not a means to an end but rather to the doorway which grants opportunity. Do you step through, and continue onwards to glory or become stagnant thinking all that has been done is all that there is? Do you unlock the door for which you hold the key?
To throw away the gifts you have bestowed upon yourself for the epicurean indulgence of today or for the fear of further success is one of the greatest self induced tragedies as mans greatest burden is unfulfilled potential. Done either consciously or unconsciously but more consciously than we'd like to admit.
With your new goals created be lucid of their scope. For when you reach your goal you are on the top of the mountain you yourself created, with no where left to go but down. Some individuals are blessed with the ability to create a new, higher peak to the one they just reached however those people are rare, and it would be foolish to count yourself as one of them. Rather it is best to create a mountain whereby you cannot climb it in your lifetime. Climbing for eternity is preferable to a death before death.
This may not be what you want to hear but need to.
I'm new and I need motivation and advise because I want to protect my cousin. I'm very lazy and border line neet sometimes but I need to do something. One day I was fucking around and an alt social media account testing my cousins thottery she passed but months later I tested again and to my horror my 14 year cousin fucking sold me nudes. my heart dropped when she said she started this while ago. I checked the metadata and it match her other posts. she does this because she ran away from her dad when he started being weird after her mom died. I'm not that much older in the grand scheme of things but my mom has a house I can fix up and live at and maybe shelter her. I'm paranoid cause I watch a documentary on 14-year-old girl getting pick up for prostitution.
please how do I increase my motivation and will power I need to fix myself to help her. how do I mold myself into the person I want to be?
I want a big chest hence the pic.
My Mother is Dying
Hey /fit/ my mother has stage 4 chronic kidney disease with a GFR of 19, and it’s slowly getting worse. This is from a misdiagnosis by her previous doctor who put her on pre diabetes medicine which destroyed her kidneys. She wasn’t close to being diabetic. Currently she’s right on the border of being put on dialysis & the transplant list. Her GFR needs to be at 15 for that.
I’ve been thinking that maybe BPC-157 (sub Q & oral), TB500, HGH, and female HRT, as she is post menopausal, may help to stop her kidney degradation, or even start to reverse it. Would these compounds be beneficial at all in helping her regain kidney function? From what I’ve researched so far and in my unprofessional opinion these compounds at worst will do nothing and not harm the kidneys and at best may increase her GFR.
Also, is there anything similar that would help her regain kidney function?
I’m not expecting a miracle but hopeful that her kidneys will heal some. Her doctor right now pretty much refuses to write her a prescription for anything, and told her she’s fucked as there’s nothing to be done in her opinion. I’m taking it upon myself to do what I can to try to help.
Lastly, I’m not asking for your sympathy nor do I want it.
Thanks. I don’t want to lose her.
how to start getting /fit/
hello anons, i am 14 and 6 foot 6.5(199 cm if you use metric) i cant lift too much, and i do not have any gyms close enough to walk to(dont have a car)
i can lift about 60 pounds because i am weak, how can i get strong like you guys?
pic unrelated, first time on /fit/ so i dont have any good images
is hot water bath good for you?
I regularly shower standing and normally with slightly warm water in a shower.
However what about doing an occasional hot water bath? pic rel
are shower salt products for water a meme or real?
Also shower and bathing general
how many showers per day is optimal for your health and well being? 1? 2? zero?
Good News, I Have Cancer
So my results just came back positive. I'm gonna blame the influx of non-lurking newfaggots that flooded 8ch before it died for giving this gift to me; there's only so much "cringe" and "seethe" you can take seeing per thread before your body starts to break down. Between this bullshit and corona laying everyone off, I can't make rent this month and we're pretty much fucked for the next one, too.
The good news out of this is that you now have your own personal test subject to try out all those weird, bullshit semi-credible ideas and advice you have for people with cancer. I'm talking to people like the baking sodafags, you know who you are. As long as it's something that doesn't further fuck up my limited functionality and that I can do with what little I have in my house, I'll try it out and report results. Other posts/insults welcome.
Good Hot Drinks
I am a perpetually cold person, to the point where I need to wear blankets around the house. My productivity is directly proportional to whether or not I have a hot cup of ____ to hold on to. Problem is, all the hot drinks are unhealthy.
>Hot Alcohol (mead, etc.) - bad b/c alcohol
>Hot Chocolate - bad b/c fat
>Hot Tea/Coffee - bad b/c caffeine
What holy, ephemeral drink can quench my thirst without quenching my vitals?
Alternatives to squats
Hi, /fit/
I've decided to try getting back into the gym, but I think I'm gonna have some problems with any exercises that are hard on the knees. A year ago I dislocated my left kneecap and its been in a weakened state ever since. Are there any alternatives to squats that can do the job until my knees reaches a point where they can handle squats again?
Thanks in advance.
Saving Money, Cutting Calories
My goal, simply put, is to save money and not spend so much eating out. No more fast food and no more eating out at work. The goal is essentially to fast. My employer gives me as much bottled water as I please, and I have a bottle of electrolytes mixed.
>save money
>lose weight
>profit (literally)
Needed a fake covid test for work
Work out 4-6 times a week and stay in great shape - but for work I still have to travel and some states require a negative test for entry. I'm not going to a hospital or med drive-in with SICK ppl (monthly) to test for something I KNOW I don't have. Anyone else having to deal with continuous testing bullshit? I bought one on fakecovidtest.com and it worked going to Maine, likely will most states.
got a fake covid test for defense -
Work out 4-6 times a week and stay in great shape - but for work I still have to travel and some states require a negative test for entry. I'm not going to a hospital or med drive-in with SICK ppl (monthly) to test for something I KNOW I don't have. Anyone else having to deal with continuous testing bullshit? I bought one on fakecovidtest.com and it worked going to Maine, likely will most states.
got a fake covid test cause the stupid gym kept asking
Work out 4-6 times a week and stay in great shape - but for work I still have to travel and some states require a negative test for entry. I'm not going to a hospital or med drive-in with SICK ppl (monthly) to test for something I KNOW I don't have. Anyone else having to deal with continuous testing bullshit? I bought one on fakecovidtest.com and it worked going to Maine, likely will most states.
Workout 4X a week - Still got a fake covid test to travel
Work out 4-6 times a week and stay in great shape - but for work I still have to travel and some states require a negative test for entry. I'm not going to a hospital or med drive-in with SICK ppl (monthly) to test for something I KNOW I don't have. Anyone else having to deal with continuous testing bullshit? I bought one on fakecovidtest.com and it worked going to Maine, likely will most states.
Banner Drive
It would seem that our banners have all been deleted. I had not realized this due to some software I use while browsing 8kunt. I have a few of them saved locally on an external hard drive that I will re-upload when I get the chance, but they're all weeb ones. If anon would like to re-submit banners, or happens to have their own banners they would like to submit, I would gladly add them so long as they are SFW (I would like to keep /fit/ a SFW board moving forward. Pornography and such will not be banned, but it will be spoilered). This thread will be unstickied next Saturday.
>File size must be lower than 500 KB and dimensions are 300x100 exactly.
>You may upload up to 300 custom banners per board.
>Allowed file formats are .jpg, .png, and .gif.
Recipes for Meals that can be easily dehydrated.
Hey /fit/ what are some meals, recipes and other resources you got to make and dehydrate with minimal effort? I'm not even trying to do /k/ or /out/ stuff (that would be fun though), I just want some good shit I can just be lazy as fuck about, and /ck/ is dead as shit.
Mainly, my goal for these meals is to be able to just pour water in and reheat in the microwave without it taking up space in the fridge. For the meantime, I'm planning to recreate a bunch of mountain house recipes.
My Resources and tools I have to make this happen are thus:
>four-rack donut-style dehydrator with liquid-trays.
>An off-brand instant-pot. (it has a canning setting, for the record)
>An assortment of Bell jars in both pint and quart sizes.
I got a food-saver vaccum sealer, but unfortunately, it's broken as fuck, so I don't have the means to use it right now. I may buy another one or something similar if it'll help.
Since it's sweet corn season, I've also been wondering what kind of spices would go with an instant-pot chicken with rice, beans and corn? I know, onions and garlic for starters, but what else?
CICO vs. Slim, Gluttonous Eaters
On one hand, I'm willing to believe in CICO.
On the other hand, I vaguely recall the guy on the BuffDudes YouTube Channel claiming he had to eat 10,000kcal every day before he could finally gain weight because he had a high metabolism.
Meanwhile, I also remember an anon admitting that initially, he believed himself to have a high metabolism since he too could seemingly eat a lot of food without gaining weight but what was really happening was that he had an irregular daily calorie intake such that on some days, he'd eat around 2500 calories and on other days, he'd eat as little as 500 and so when you look at his weekly calorie intake, he's actually undereating.
What's the truth regarding this situation? Is weight loss and weight gain as simple as CICO suggests or is there truly something more to it such that some people do in fact have a high metabolism?
PSA: While I am indeed morbidly obese, I wish to say that if there is such a thing as a high metabolism, it doesn't affect my willingness to change my weight. Something like how hard I have to struggle relative to others to get what I want just isn't something I'm concerned about. Not with regards to this. This will determine how confident I am when I present myself to others and so for this, I'm much more open to paying a higher price, if I must. I know I'll be happier being slim, regardless of how strict I have to be with my dieting and exercising in order to get there and stay there so you won't hear complaining from me.
If I were to bring attention to this difference in my suffering relative to others, it would be to encourage others with similarly unideal genetics that the desired result is still attainable.
Martial Arts thread
I am currently learning some few taekwondo basics with my friends and I'm also trying to understand some Jeet Kune Do principles like philosophies, moves, tools like stance, and training. How about you? Share your thoughts so we could learn. And another thing, is the (((Krav Maga))) also good to learn? Or is it just another Jew meme?
Posture General
How do i fix my posture anons? I have right pic related. Its so bad i can't wash dishes without getting lower back pain. I slept in a fetal position for years until a last few weeks, sitting up and meditating for 5-10 mins every morning, etc. Help please, I'm trying to get this right.
I spend too much time in the gym to finish my routine. Help me cut it a little smaller (also any advice is welcome):
ABXABXX
A (chest, biceps, shoulder)
>Bench press 5x5
>Incline bench press 5x5
>Decline bench press 5x5
>Seated chest flyes on machine 5x6
>Push ups 5x10
>Barbell curls 5x5-8
>Dumbell curls 5x5-8
>Dumbell hammer curl 5x5-6
>Cable curls 5x5
>OHP 5x5
>Lateral raises 2x5-8
>Front raises 2x5-8
B (back, triceps, legs)
>Lat pull down behind neck wide grip 5x5
>Lat pull down to chest close grip 5x5
>One arm dumbell row 5x8-10
>T bar row machine 5x5-8
>Wide grip seated row machine 5x5-8
>Triceps rope pull down 5x5-8
>Single arm tricep cable pull down 5x5-8
>Laying dumbell tricep extension 5x5
>Dips 5x10-12
>Low cable triceps extension over head 5x5-8
>Calf raises machine 5x10-15
>Calf extension in press 5x10
>Press 5x6
>Quad extensions on machine 5x6
Ocasionally do abs and lower back
It seems like a lot, but I switch from exercise between rests. It takes me about 1.30 - 1.50 hs each day.
I would like to spend less time in the gym, but I think all exercises I do are important, and if I drop one of them I think I'm not pushing myself hard enough.
I'm looking forward to build bigger muscles, is the amount of sets and reps correct? Is ABXABXX a good plan? Are the muscle group separated correctly?
What do you guys think? What would you do? Is my routine absolute shit?
Gym Music
ITT we discuss the music we listen to while in the gym. Right now, most gyms in the US are closed or only partially open due to the COVID-19 situation. However, what music did you enjoy listening to before this virus shut the gyms down? What will you listen to when you're back in?
Me
>Amon Amarth - Death in Fire
>AC/DC - Back in Black
>Guns N' Roses - Nightrain
>Amon Amarth - Raven's Flight
>The Bad Light - Sweet Sting
Fasting Thread
8kun just isn't the same as 8chan, but I'll make do with the community here. Let's please try to be supportive here gentlemen.
Anyway, ITT we discuss fasting as a means of burning body fat. We share what our fasting goals and fast lengths are. For me, I am trying to lose body fat to make my muscle masses more easily seen and maybe, dare I say it, I might start consistently dating a woman and maybe get laid for once.
>Fasting start, now (12:40 PM)
>Starting weight - 270LBs
>Length - Any goddamn time I can make it, I suck at this
>pic related, the type of woman who might lay my ass and I can lose my virginity to. I give up on finding virgin women of any moral standing.
Ron just shanked the BO. The only bunker /fit/ has is https://julay.world/fit/ so I'm going there. Fuck ron.
How to Grow a Cock like Chad
There are two methods
A.) the safest and more proven way to have a longer banana is mirco-tearing. The basic premise is when a guy's dick is stretched enough to "scar" the penile tissue, their body naturally tries to heal the surrounding area, thus leaving him a longer dick. You can achieve this by Jelqing* or using a Phallosan** (Several people report that bathmates improve their girth) .
Cons: As you might imagine, this takes forever to get decent gains because of how slow the body heals under normal conditions. This method also doesn't give you new nerves rather span them out, so it can potentially make sex less fun.
B.) The more risky method. Would applying Testosterone cream or DHT cream* help obtain penile or clitoral growth? It doesn't work unless the participate uses a supplement that upregulates their androgen receptors. One should take a peptide to up-take their androgen receptors to somewhat simulate puberty** (an aspect of it), like IGF-1, to fix that. Then this shall work. (however, you must cycle).
Cons: For most countries, it's illegal to consume peptides or T-cream unless you've been approved by the government. This hasn't been proven on otherwise healthy people. What we do know about individuals with high DHT/Testosterone is that; they're more prone to prostate cancer, live shorter lives, and develop male-patterned baldness. And this is likely why doctors don't prescribe this to their patents, it's too dangerous. altho, it's your life I guess.
*http://vkool.com/how-to-do-jelqing/
**http://www.phallosan.com/fileadmin/doc/PHALLOSAN-clinical-study-en.pdf
***https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7361738 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/660741/
****https://www.jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(01)64400-8/fulltext
Super Strenght (Surpassing Limits)
Greetings,a little worried about the actual world situation right now,but i have a question for you guys to answer )if you know the answer) uuhm..this will sound weird but i have interest in this…
maybe,if you train hard all days can you get super strenght? (obviously with good rest and food 3 meals for example).. if is the case so… super strenght is real? and can be achieved? there are real people who had super strenght right? so…i just wanna know it's possible please leave your comment
take care guys.
Coronafitness
Now that Coronachan is starting to spread her love to ever corner of the globe and with every civilized nation declaring a state of emergency, how will /fit/izens stay healthy? Most gyms are going to be closed, and those that aren't are going to be petri dishes with the amount of sweat and other bodily fluids covering everything so those are a no-go. Stores are going to gradually run dry of all the essential foods for a diet. How are you going to keep your gains up and your lifts strong when you have nothing to eat/lift? Share your advice with those that know what the fuck they're doing.
i picked a hell of a time to start keto
Trying to look big and buff, can I do that while just doing bodyweight?
Can I get big and buff doing just bodyweight exercises? I'm thinking something kind of like this guy except maybe more muscular. I want to stay close to my current size but while being more buff and having less of a gut. Do I need to lift with dumbbells to have muscles that look huge?
Health - spraying the streets with disinfectant
Oi /fit/, you are half about health right ? Not just about Zyzz and Tiny of the month right ?
There is this bullshit that has been bugging me for a while around this whole virus thing. For years I have seen the eastern method of spraying stuff with disinfectant at random, now I see attempts of the same in the west.
How the fuck is spraying the asphalt street a meaningful reaction to a virus outbreak ? I get spraying an airplane maybe, or a place where people gather, but the street ?
Looks to me like most of this group spraying is the chinks pretending they have an idea of what they are doing.
Maybe if we assume the virus can get into dirt and the wind blows it in your face, but so far all reports talk about the virus surviving long only on non-porous material such as metal and plastic.
I have friends praising the chinks for spraying the streets like street cleaners and I can't help but feel surrounded by retards.
What is your take on this ?
[same thread on pnd, no bully]
My Own Program
Hello fit, Im trying to create a simple program and I thought I might get some opinions from you guys.
Ive been lifting for 5ish years now and I want to change to a new program that I made myself
My previous program looked like this
A:
3x5 Flat bench
3x6-9 DB Incline bench press
3x5 military press
3x6-9 DB press
3x10 tricep push downs
B:
3x5 squat
3x8 lat pull downs
3x6-7 pull ups, last set is to failure
3x6 heavy shrugs
4 sets of holding really heavy bar for forearm workout
I trained for ABxABxx. Ive done this for 4 years
Now I want to change it to →
A:
Benchpress - 75%RMx5, 85%RMx5, 90%RMx3, 80%RMx5, 70%RMx5+
Military press - 75%RMx5, 85%RMx4-5, 95%RMx2, 80%RMx5+
Pull ups - 3xF
Dips - 3x15-20
B:
Squats - same as with Bench press format
Deadlift - same as with bench press format(I alernate squate and DLs, basically i only do either once a week)
DB rows - 3x10(go heavy)
heavy shrugs 4x6-9
pull ups and dips
A B x A B x x
How doesmy new training program look? I really want an experienced lifter's opinion on this one, you might add or take and give some insights. Would realy appreciate.
Anyone use PCP as pre-workout? I've been doing it the last month and have felt incredible gains, the only issue is there are some days where I feel as if my body is broken, even more so then a usual soreness. It completely numbs any sort of soreness and it becomes incredibly light, the problem is sometimes the next day I hurt all over, I believe I go beyond my natural limitations using the substance. I've also tried meth and modafinil as pre-workout, the meth is too strenuous on the heart but is great. Modafinil at lower doses (50-75mg) is perfect and I've been alternating between PCP and modafinil to not build up tolerance to PCP the last week. What sort of pre-workout supplements do you take anons?
Doctors can't help with my urinary problems
I've been pissing like an 80 year old man with prostate cancer for over a decade and no doctor has ever been able to figure out why. It's impossible to empty my bladder completely and I have to pee like 20 times a day or more.
I know for a fact that there's no blockage because a doctor stuck a scope down my dick and into my bladder and said everything was normal. After that he threw every drug under the sun at me, including Cialis, and none of them worked. Then he said the next thing we could "try" was implanting some crazy electronic device inside of my body that was so large you might be able to see it through my skin.
At that point I stopped seeing doctors because they are clearly just guessing. This leaves me with no hope beyond random anons on the internet, so here I am hoping one of you might have experienced a similar problem and found a solution.
plz halp
Nofap day 47
I have been doing nofap for the past 47 days, and kept my regular gym routine. I am frustrated because I have had no benefits from doing nofap other than getting extreme boners, which isn't a benefit considering I cannot ejaculate during nofap. Is there any benefits besides the self control, and if so when do they kick in?
Fasting and Cutting
Most people here are just trying to lose weight I think. That means burning fat.
Calories in and calories out is proven proven science, tried and true. Fasting, no matter how difficult, is exactly what most of us here should be doing every so often. Yes, it can turn into dare I say it -anorexia- but if used as a tool, it can help you.
AthleanX plans
Poorfag here
Anyone have the AthleanX programs bought or leaked and can post them? There is one on pirate bay but I think it's a really old one and not the one I'm looking for. Ideally I'd want the latest version of all the plans (except the one for femoids but if someone has them all why not post it)
Can't believe no one has leaked any considering how poor the security on them actually is.
New Management
/fit/ Under New Management
It's a Pyrrhic victory at best, but the redditor failed to return to his board and I just acquired it. Sit's still a buggy piece of shit so logging in is a pain. So long as anons are on 8kunt, I will do my best to keep this board in the ORIGINAL BO's image instead of that nigger who took over. Feels threads are allowed again, Iron Pill is allowed again, anime images are fine so long as it's /fit/. I don't care if you're a gay nigger so long as you aren't being a niggerpill about Fitness & Health. If it's tangentially /fit/ related it's fine. We'll establish a set of rules here in the next week or so, but basically just don't spam and don't be a cunt, mate. Volunteers will be left as-is for now unless they're fags about it since they were generally swell folks from what I recall. Let's make /fit/ great again. Have fun and stay natty.
Email to contact me: truefitness@cumallover.me
I can also be reached at the #8/a/ IRC (NotCIA)
Fuck the complete piece of human horse shit that had the sheer audacity to create such an abomination. I don't give a shit if it was done for convince so that you could rotate it up and down to do a decline press, a incline, a shoulder, etc, all in one, the fucking kike retard who made this piece of fucking garbage sacrificed stability for cheap convenience, the original bench press was a floor press done by George Hackenschmidt, a good bench needs to offer consistent stability for the whole spine if someone chooses so, this complete ass decides to cut a piece off because he knows he'd make a quick buck off it. It's the worst fucking design ever and he probably knows it. I'd love to force his neck against the crevice separating the two parts and then dump the maxed out bar onto it so he see's just how fucking god awful of a design this shit is. Then I'd shit into his face in his last moment's. Seriously fuck this and fuck the faggot who made this design.
Gyms
I just cancelled my 24/7 gym membership in favor of visiting my free college campus gym. The only catch is that the college gym is not open Friday through Sunday, only Monday through Thursday from 7:30AM until 9:00PM. Honestly though, considering its free, I seen this as a wise decision. I only ever visit the gym (at most) once a week anyway. The corporate 24/7 gym was money wasted and was always overcrowded. The college gym never has a soul in it.
I know most talk is about diet but which martial arts actually work?
I tried Wushu and shit only worked against Wushu.
I tried Ipman's style and shit got my punches faster but nothing else.
I tried Greek Wrestling but I was told to go for the anus too much.
I tried Sambo but my body type worked shit for the techniques.
How the fuck do I defend myself? It all seems made up bullshit.
if it helps I'm 5'11, Endomorph, 70kg
ABOUT BIG PHARMA PROPAGANDA
Big Pharma lies they make money with fake news media tv and internet news there are some christians and people from entire globe that got problem from vaccine so i want to share this videos how Big pharma vaccines lies and the government push this propaganda and they shutdown website with antivaccines etc some people got silence
WARNING!: I DONT SPEAK ABOUT CORONAVIRUS ! I DONT HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
WATCH THIS VIDEOS I HOPE YOU HAVE POPCORN :
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SBbWMWqPtg
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You guys have any references for dealing with binge eating disorder? I've looked in the catalog and haven't been able to find what I'm looking for. It's a pretty rough illness that takes a lot more than just 'stop doing it' like drugs, since you HAVE to eat. Advice? Stories? References?
Thanks guys!
>took a bodyweight full body workout
>added a cardio jog, some stretching and split workouts, yoga and tai chi exercises, the 1k reps workout.
>fit made fun of my workout plan
>start to do my plan (complete begginer)
>could only do the breathing workout and the stretching before started to rain
>breathing made me feel better by a lot
>stretching made my back pain from using my tablet dissapear
yeah dumbfucks, I guess I'll follow meme advice from retards who only want hypertrophy.
Anyone here looked in to weighted clothing at all? Vests, gloves, ankle weights, shit like that? I'm digging the idea of just walking around doing my daily life and making gains that way in addition to everything else.
So far the heaviest weighted vest I've found easily available online was 150 lbs but was nearly 500 dollars, seems excessive for what it is, found another that maxed out at 140 pounds and goes for around 250, so I'm wondering if anyone has looked in to this and has any suggestions, info, or anything of the like on this topic.
Incidentally also found this vest that purports to have a 225 pound max by putting barbell plates on, but I'm looking for something less bulky to wear all the time.
Here are the links to all three I talked about in order of mention in case anyone is curious
Love for Training thread
I simply love training, the idea of improving your physical aptitudes by slowly working on them daily is one of my favorite things about life. One of the things I try to keep always in my training is the ability to adapt to any situation and equipment, always train with what you have, don't be limited by anything.
Thread video:
starting out w/ dumbbells
just recently I started lifting in my home to try and do something productive for a change. the only equipment I have right now is a pretty decent set of dumbbells and a bench.
I formed up some loose and highly unorganized routine which I stuck to for around 2 weeks before i wanted to make something better. I have around no experience with making routines whatsoever so I just strung in a bunch of random workouts for muscle groups on certain days. I stuck with the new routine for around 2 weeks until I realized how fucking retarded it was, for example I had an arm day with 4 workouts for my biceps and 3 for my triceps, and for each exercise I did 3 sets and sometimes added an extra set if I felt I didn't do enough. I did not have any specific rep count either so I went off a generalization of getting somewhere in the range of 6 - 12, but my main goal for every set was to reach failure. I had 4 workout days per week in my routine and each day took me about 2 hours to complete. as for any progress I did not really notice many changes, however I feel like my traps did get slightly bigger and my arms possible got very slightly bigger as well. at the very least I did get better at proper form in workouts.
right now I am looking for a dumbbell only routine to stick to and I haven't found much. Its been around 4 days since ive worked out and im asking for any worthwhile help or advice, especially a routine since im absolute dog shit at making them myself
yes i have read the sticky
Who here trying /noacohol/ or /lowacohol/ 2020?
Why are you doing it?
t.to dab in he normalfag who thinks it's acceptable to get trashed in a club at 2am when they are 30+ and have no other social circle but coping drinkers
>To cutmaxx
>To skinmaxx in combination with watermaxxing and unironically doing cardio
>To energymaxx. Alcohol fucks up your whole morning and makes you sluggish for ages
>Testmaxxing
Drinking when trying to get /fit/ is dumb it's a cap on your progress
Is it unhealthy not to eat carbs?
I'm a fat man losing weight by alternating between weightlifting and cardio. I've already lost 5 kg and gained a bit of muscle, so it's all working.
My diet is 180g of protein and 30g of fat (+1 multivitamin). Protein makes me feel full and it's actually difficult to eat enough of it. I haven't been eating any carbs, which the bodybuilding forums disapprove of for no clear reasons. The only argument I've found is that it lowers my metabolism. I'm not going hungry, nor am I missing energy for my workout/day. If I have to eat some I'll go for oatmeal, but I don't want to, so I'll only do it if it's necessary.
Is it actually unhealthy not to eat carbs in my case? Is it actually counterproductive to my fat loss efforts?
meth rehab and exercise
anybody else quit drugs and or alcohol?
i quit a year meth habit, been sober for more than 3 months and exercise is really the only thing that makes me feel normal.
without exercise i feel awful. I don't want accomplish anything if i don't exercise.
sometimes I get insomnia, it truly is terrible sometimes, I just lay there with my eyes closed for hours on end. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I get memories of trauma if I'm bored.
i regret smoking.meth….
going back to gym after rehab
I am afraid of going back to the gym, I did starting strength for a months and my outer hips hurt. I couldn't walk or sit for 3 months (well I limped) the physical therapist told me I should swim more. I had two cortisone shots. one on my knee and one picture related. I am not sure what caused it I woke up on a Monday morning in pain. I don't have any pain but cortisone shots are expensive as shit and don't want to go though that ordeal anymore.
In terms of muscular growth, exercising every muscle group everyday but a small number of sets is better than doing more sets on specific days of the week to keep the muscle rest?
My goal is to reach 10 sets for every muscle group every week and I ask you how it would be more efficient: 1 set daily for 4 days and 2 sets for the other 3 or 3 sets for the upper/lower body everyday (alternating)
I have dumbbells at home so I don't have to change my schedule for going to the gym
Daily reminder that lifting naturally is a waste of time and effort in modern times. All that effort and for what? There is barely any changes in hypertrophy and strength lifting naturally compared to using steroids. Just hop on TRT or steroids guys, dont miss out on life.
Recovering from low-carb
I stopped doing that two months ago, and I still get extremely tired after eating carbohydrates such as bread, pasta or rice. Even resistant starches which do not spike insulin make me tired. I'm getting increasingly anxious that sticking to low-carb, fasting and keto routine for so long has broken my metabolism or gut microbiomes or both irreversibly because I'm not seeing signs of any improvements.
preventing injuries
Hello anons. Ive been thinking about how injuries from exercise happen, i think the 2 main ways to get them are:
1. trying to increase the difficulty/weight too quickly
2. using gym mashines that force you to move in a "locked range of motion" (look it up)
I really dont want to get injured, so to solve these problems ill probably:
1. increase the weight/difficulty of the exercise that i am doing when i can do 30 repetitions of it (instead of 12 repetitions). this gives my body time to adjust to the new higher weight.
2. avoid most gym equipment. there's hundreds of exercises that you can do with your bodyweight and barbells anyway.
Is cutting carbs off your diet worth it?
Serious question, is it?
I've heard a low carb diet helps lower insulin which supposedly helps lower fat? I mean I'm certain I won't be able to get rid of my belly without finally working out abs but every little thing counts right? I mean I won't even lower my carbs that much by cutting out the parts I will, I'll still consume 80 carbs or so a day because of milk and other food. I'm just looking to get carb free bread. Is this actually serious or will i just be fucking myself even more?
This might be an unapologetic double post. Oh well.
Abs
Probably never having abs like pic related. Probably never going to be physically in shape, let alone healthy. I tried. I'm getting tired of it now.
>hardly ever go to the gym
>no female attention
>no self-esteem
>still the same as always
I feel like I should cancel my gym membership and just resign myself to video games and bullshit like I always have before.
Cravings
I've been attempting to eat better while I have been going to the gym over the last few months. However, is there any way to overcome cravings for sugars or other confectioneries that are bad for you? Everytime I'm done my gym workout or eating well for a day or two, I get this huge urge to devour a sack of cookies. Is there any secrets to avoid such issues?
What is a good intermediate routine that incorporates mainly compound lifts?
I want to commit to a double split (AxBxAxx BxAxBxx) for the next 6 months and wanted to keep it simple
Background: im 6ft 170lbs with 9 months of calisthenics progression and pretty clean dieting.
I also am pretty lazy which is why I don't want to do 6 days/week.
What is a good weekly cardio routine so I dont raise cortisol and estrogen?
pic is what i believe I can achieve over the next year given my genetics.
ps: no steroids or supplements for me. just clean dieting and lots of organic protein
"All Disease Begins in The Gut." - Hippocrates
Greetings to you, dear /fit/.
(1) At the beginning I apologize for this misplaced thread, my poor English skills and these inconveniences. It is not my intention to disturb you or waste your time. My main concern is to share information, not just to improve one's life, but to help the whole community.
I am just a young man with various facial deformities, who grew up in a family with alcoholism and has had mental difficulties since childhood. By this I mean mainly depression, anxiety and panic attacks, paranoid schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder and, in addition, an attention deficit / hyperactivity disorder. For my parents, I was a so-called problem child who is particularly difficult to raise or educate, especially due to disruptive. I was sent to various medical specialists at a young age to investigate my behavior and possibly help me in the form of medication. But none of them had a solution, except to say, "I can prescribe psychotropic drugs to your son." We refused because the side effects and risks deterred us.
Time passed, my father died of alcohol poisoning in his own bed and the psychological problems got worse every day. Add to that my terrible outward appearance (crooked, yellow teeth full of amalgam fillings, overbite, underweight, poor posture, pale, narrow face, bad breath), as I have largely been fed only on processed, sugary products.
In adolescence, sexuality became more and more interesting and I saw that all my friends spent time with their girlfriends. On the other hand, I was all alone and knew naked women only from pornographic films on the computer screen. That moment has shown me that I have to change something about myself / my appearance and behavior, otherwise this will be my end (suicide). Medication was not a solution for me, because these substances fight only the symptoms, but not the cause. I was aware that there are many misinformation on the Internet, but in the "real" life nobody could help. Thus I searched for all helpful tips on this topic (mental illness).
In most cases it was mentioned that one should eat healthy, drink plenty of water and move the body. We've all heard this sentence several times, but what exactly is meant by that? In my opinion, every person (even doctors, nutrition experts and professionals) has a different idea of what is healthy (vegetarian, vegan, raw food, fasting, ketogenic diet, paleo, low carb / high fat and many more). To be honest, I just wanted to look attractive for the opposite sex. My teeth were so horrible that I was looking for ways to improve the dental care.
Rate my workout.
I just do one arm push ups, pull ups, isometric deadlift, front wall push, sit ups, pull up L sit ups and 15 minutes of dancing to anime nightcore music.
I've made more progress doing it on my own basement than what I did before half assing it on a gym (went for 2 months before giving up).
Right now I feel good and I'm starting to have basic gains, who knows how much can I progress with just this workout routine.
Jogging General
Let’s see which of us can jog/walk the furthest in a single day.
I’ve personally been jogging a lot more recently, and I plan to jog/walk at least 50K tomorrow. Place your bets on how many kilometres I’ll manage to rank up. Also give me suggestions on where I should go. (Make sure to do the same for other Anons)
I’ll take a picture of myself while on the jog and a screen shot that marks how far I’ve made it, and I’ll post them here later on tomorrow. All of you Anons should do the same.
Also fuck my 50K, I want to see which one of you crazy bastards can make it 75, or even 100K.
fitness FUCK ups
I have fucked up. I have been overweight for THREE years now. Somehow I lost a fair bit of the fat I built up, but I have no excuses for being stagnant the past 2 years.
I NEED to be 160 lbs again. I am tired of being UNLOVED and LONELY like a FUCKING LOSER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FUCK
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Pic related, some chinese warlord who ate so much ice cream after he immigrated to los angeles that he had a foot amputated. I got fat eating ice cream that my mom would buy everyday. I stopped eating ice cream a while ago but I finally took the oats meme and I think eating raw oats instead of processed shit will help me lose the final weight.
POST ROUTINE
Post what you do in the gym and let /fit/ tell you what you're doing wrong. Include diet/schedule if you feel like it
>low weight dumbbell warmup
>skullcrushers/hammer curls/ohp in rotation
>cable tricep extensions
>pec flies/bench press
>lat pulldowns
Complete this over the course of 2 hours. Essentially do this every time I go to the gym, switching out bench press for deadlift usually. Been working out for just over 2 months now.
2019 Summer Infinity Cup
GREETINGS /fit/
The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.
So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:
HOW I BECAME ADDICTED TO WORKING OUT
I OPENED THE GATES OF ENLIGHTENMENT
>ENTER KNOWLEDGE, BANISH FALSITY!
I realized something. WORKING OUT IS PROPORTIONAL TO SURFACE AREA AND VOLUME. It is well known that surface area is proportionally a square whereas volume is cubic. This means as an object becomes bigger, the volume is more and more disproportionately large compared to the surface area. This creates problems for transfer in and out of the cell membrane, as well as larger objects as well, such as the entire human body.
If you want to be able to work out, you must make yourself efficient. Doing so means becoming lean, low bodyfat, and emphasizing cardiovascular output. This will allow you to exercise more often and become healthier. Not only will your body be under less stress due to weight and blood pressure issues, but you will be cooler in high, humid, hot temperatures.
It was 95 degrees today and I went on a run, while wearing full sweatpants and long sleeve shirt to fight off the sun (cancer) and I still felt cool and refreshed. Hydration is also important. After my 2 hour run I drank 8 cups of water immediately.
why used mixed grip?
Deadlifting
I don't understand why people use a mixed over/underhand grip, why not just train double-overhand (snatch) until your grip catches up with your posterior chain?
For that matter, why don't we all just get FatGripz and deadlift with them until our grips catch up enough to use them to pull the previous weights and simply do maintenance on posterior chain until forearms catch up?
Isn't getting a pump and lots of vascularity in forearms/wrists what will protect us against carpal tunnel narrowing? Inflammation can't die down without blood supply to carry antiinflammatories away.
Diet Thread
Hey, /fit/.
I've been on a journey to get a body that won't disgust me whenever I glance over a mirror, for at least 2 years or more.
I have gotten to the point where I can do the traditional lifts properly without any problems whatsoever, the thing is this, I have not improved my physique nor my strenght by much. I have lost weight, at least 10 kilos, but that was in the first year of my journey.
Now I am starting to believe that I will not get out of skinny-fat hell without a golden diet. The problem is that I can't get much money nor much food due to the shitfest that is the currency of my country.
If anybody with the same problem could give some advice in terms of diet and money management, it would be appreciated.
Also Diet thread, I suppose.
TL;DR
I am a poorfag and I don't want to be skinny-fat anymore. Give me a good, but cheap, diet.
Serious question boys. How do you avoid tendon ruptures on steroids? As we know, muscle get bigger and stronger on a cycle enormously fast while tendons cannot keep up with them (not talking bullshit like "roids decrease collagen synthesis" since in fact collagen synthesis decreases heavily with andropause and low testosterone). To start with, what are safe strength increases in a mid-rep range?
No cycle: +X kg per month.
Amateur cycle (350-500 mg/week): +X+?% per month?
Has fitness improuved your relationship with the opposite gender?
over here women find manliness attractive being tall and fit = pussy magnet.
the effect is even more more dramatic because there is virtually no copetition as most men are short, skinny and don't take care of themselves.
life has become a pussy buffet for me.
How do I eat more? I’m 6ft 135lbs and trying to bulk up. My diet is healthy but I just can’t seem to eat enough even though I’m never hungry. I run every morning and do body weight training for about an hour each day. I make sure to eat only protein, carbs, and veggies/fruits. Every couple of hours I’m munching on something. I’ve gained 5lbs the past couple weeks doing this but I feel like I should be gaining more.
Inhumane amounts of sweat
So i've been working out for almost a year and been taking it seriously for 3 months now.
I'm not overweight (178cm, 78kg) and although I get winded rather quick, i'm not terribly out of shape (still working on that).
Here's the problem:
Everytime I work out I am simply soaked in sweat. To a degree where I'm literally dripping.
Even riding my bike for 10 minutes has this effect. I'm not out of breath, but I'm fucking soaked.
This applies to normal life as well. I can walk in the snow barefoot, but a bit of sun makes me sweat uncontrollably.
What the fuck. I live in northern Germany and I don't want to change my shirt 3 times a day in the summer.
/fit/ pls help.
>Inb4 wear deodorant
I do. Should I rub it in my hair or what?!
I need your help /fit/, I don't know what to do.
In short I used to be fat (125 kg, 183 cm) but trough diet and lifting got to 88 kg when I was 19 yr but after many years in college and shitty life decisions I'm at 124 kg again (lost 3 kg in the last month).
Right now I'm taking control of every calorie I put in my body and start swimming 5 day/wk again (used to participate in open water).
The thing is that now I cannot take lifting as before since I got a nasty spinal injury that prevents me to put any axial overload (goodbye my PR of 3plate squats) and I have never used dumbbells in a systemically approach.
Needless to say I have my own home gym (olympic gear, rack and a bench made out of 4x4's) and some dumbbells (pair of 5kg, 10kg) and those that you can put more discs into it (4 discs of 5 kg, 8 discs of 2.5 kg & 6 discs of 1.25 kg). I've keep myself away from the olympic stuff since I don't want to fuck up my back even more.
Is there anything I can do to at least attain some basic upper body mass with that set of dumbbells? and if so then how do you go around to make a routine with it?
I mean, olympic movements were simple but I've no idea where to start with the dumbbells. I tried to search some routines focused with dumbbells but all that I could find required other equipment or was oriented to soccer moms or dyels.
Can you help me /fit/ to find or make a routine where I can use those dumbbells?
Hey you fucking sweaty betas why arent you screwing asian men already
>breakup with ex, install tinder and begin the poon adventure
>scrolling, right swiping, getting a few matches
>a wild asian appears
>looks like pic related
>"shes fuckin cute" hit her up
>give her my snap, talking up a storm
>shit gets . heated and we plan to meet up
>"cant wait to fuck you anon!"
>completely convincing body, face, etc but sent no nudes
>the next day(today) i go to her house, she asks if we can go to the park
>"Sure"
>pemis grabbing ensues
>loading erection… Done
>"anon, youre hard as fuck"
>we park in the parking lot, start makin out
>hop in the backseat
>starts taking my pants off, suckin me off etc.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>i ask to fuck; "I dont want to without condoms anon, ill just suck you off
>kcool
>proceed to ass grabbing, exploring the area, the usual
>somethings weird…
>feeling for pussy
>this is the moment i fell for the meme
>undisputable pemis has been discovered
>pic related
>didnt want to be rude, she slapped my hand away, was clearly uncomfortable but suspected i didnt know and continued anyway
>continued anyway
>sudden boner poking leg
>mfw
>she finishes me off, swallows, the whole nine.
>go to drop her off "so what are we now anon?"
>"you know where to text me"
>she leaves, i hammer the gas.
>light a smoke and think about how a small feminine asian man just sucked my cock the day after i broke up with ex
>call buddy to tell him
>hes hysterical, im nearly crying
>drive an hour home and realize that i made a happy trappy today
>"fuck it, the blowjob was still good"
>still laughing about it
Working out While at Work?
Currently I tend to have a lot of free time from 9am to 10:30am where I'm not doing much and usually just on the internet, I'd like to use this time to exercise since I get home kinda late. I've just been doing push ups and situp's for the past 2 days but those get pretty repetitive and I'm pretty sure they don't do much unless you do like 200 of each. (I haven't brought any equipment yet).
- I can't leave and I need to be able to drop everything at a moments notice in case I need to answer the phone or do other stuff.
-And large equipment would probably get annoying and look unsightly, I'm thinking dumbells are the biggest thing I should use since theres a good spot I can put them.
what would be a good routine to work around this? I'm used to having access to my roommates benchpress and full body workout machine so I've never really cared much for routine. But a lack of equipment makes me think its more important. I've got a lot of money right now so expensive equipment isn't a problem. We also have a shower which is nice even though it looks like a gas chamber.
>summer starts tomorrow
Oh shit guys I am in dire straits right now and I need your help. I'm 5'6 and 260lbs and I need to know how I can get a six pack by tomorrow. There is this girl that I really like in my group of friends and we plan on going to the beach. Please help.
Bodybuilding competitions general
Bodybuilding competitions general
Have you done one?
How did your prep differ from normal?
Did you do water and sodium depletion during peak week or is it a scam?
Did you pay for a bodybuilding coach or posing coach?
Are there gay orgies backstage?
Did you carboload?
Protein powder
I heard protein powder is estrogenic. Apparently it contains BPA and often soy (and a lot of other shit). Is this true or is it an exaggeration? And if it is true, does it contain significantly more BPA and/of soy than normal food (cookies, cereal, processed food,…)?
I read in the sticky that you have to eat 1 gram of protein per pound in body weight (or 2 grams per kg in body weight). So if you weigh 70 kg, you should have to eat 140g of protein per day.
Isn't that almost impossible if you eat normal portions
I'm currently trying to cut (a little) and I'm afraid that if I eat that much in protein, I'm also inevitably gonna consume a lot of carbs, fats,..
I heard that if you consume too little protein, you are burning muscle while working out (i.e. completely wasting your time)
Also it that "Gold Standard 100% whey protein" any good? I'm talking about this one: https://browse.startpage.com/do/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gnc.com%2Fon%2Fdemandware.static%2F-%2FSites-master-catalog-gnc%2Fdefault%2Fdwda4f9cec%2Fhi-res%2F350260_1.jpg&sp=0047774fa70d28897fe0f5e0bc009f9a&rl=to&t=default
Combining workouts
Hello fitfags. I'm a newfag here. I don't have much fat on me. My goal is to burn the most and start building muscles with bodyweight workout. Can I combine these workout or do I need to burn the fat first only and then try to build muscles?
I though starting the the cardio workout from the Harsh's Worksheet (WIP) combined with a caloric deficit in a diet and on the rest days of the week do a beginner callisthenics workout. Is it a good idea or Im gonna end up doing more harm than good to me. As you can say Im a complete newbie to this board.
I don't think you all realize how much strength and sheer power and athleticism that Jason Blaha demonstrates. I've known this guy for years and the strength he demonstrates on camera is just an iota of what I've seen him do at the gym.
I've seen him bench 405 for 6 reps, deadlift close to 800 lbs without hitching or bullshit rack pull stuff, and squat well over 600 lbs.
Blaha taught me everything I needed to get big, strong and muscular with his revolutionary ICF system of 5 reps and heavy compounds.
And he had to say he was trolling about his mercenary past because his cover was jeopardized. And the CIA and such forgave him discussing his past contract work if he just painted it as a trolling act because then no one would believe it.
Trust me all his mannerisms and such is due to his PTSD and he has been taken advantage of by his former girlfriend who was a crackhead and his former wife who made threats against Layne Norton and passed it off as Blaha. The only reason he pretends to be poor is out of humility because this man I've seen him just pull out stacks of thousand dollar bills out of nowhere.
I've seen this man in person and it's TRUE he is absolutely huge. Picture the biggest guy at the gym. Well he dwarves them in person.
Also one more thing I want to stress is this guy is an absolute monster at hand to hand combat. One night we were walking down the street and we got jumped by some gang members with guns and weapons. A few minutes later they were all laying in pools of their own blood. The police showed up and Blaha pulled out a cellphone made a call put the officer on the line and they let us go and arrested the would be attackers. Blaha then just crushed the cellphone in his hand.
And yes he was a Male model, bodybuilder who could have gone pro but didn't cause its gay, etc. Nothing he said is lies.
Dont listen to the trolls this guy is the real deal.
Hey 8ch, I have an interesting conspiracy theory here. I am 6ft1 and workout. I used to be fat at 6ft1 because I was always pushed out of social groups in middle school and high school. I didn't develop social skills properly even though I just wanted to fit in and be like the other kids/adults but throughout my life I was usually cast aside and thrown out. I spent a long time on my own and working on my career goals until later on I decided dating was something I needed to start doing in my life except one problem no matter how successful I was in my carer my social skills with women were low and not really that good compared to people who are shorter than me so I feel like there is this eugenics program in society to push out taller people because shorter guys feel insecure so they compensate and force the taller people out of society. This leads me to believe that the majority of the information around the internet about incels and height standards are false since women prefer someone between 5ft7-5ft10 at max
Why would this be happening in society and if you try to tell me I'm wrong plz dont lie to me, just give me the truth. I have always felt like others push me out because I have something they dont. Height being one of the things that led me to be a social retard at my age
Trying to get back in shape after I was stabbed twice
I’m just under 6’, and I weigh 240ish pounds. A lot is muscle but I wouldn’t mind losing some more of the fat.
I was stabbed twice in the back and nicked in the lung (makes cardio hard[er]). I ended up needing a long time of physical rehabilitation and couldn’t keep in shape. Not only that, when I was ready to start again my jaw was broken on both sides later on and for two months I could only have a liquid diet. I lost fat and muscle on that liquid diet.
Now I have a gym membership. Assume I am an almost complete novice because that’s basically the truth right now. What regimen should I be doing to improve cardio and my running endurance, and what should I do to start building muscle again.
Best Cardio Routines
Greetings all. I'm sure there are other threads that go over this, but they look dead (hard to tell if they're really dead or if this board is just slow moving). I want to discuss cardio routines and know what you all like. What's your favorite cardio exercises? Obviously the treadmill is likely the default cardio tool, but what exactly do you do on the treadmill? How long do you run, and what intensity are you doing at what intervals?
>pic unrelated, its only the body few of us have and most want.
Libido
Is working out supposed lower your sex drive because mine has lowered quite a bit. I use to be able to pop a boner with the snap of my fingers now I don't reallny get hard unless I watch porn. Is this normal or are my T levels in need of restoration. I don't that much soy just some that might be hidden in cheap eggs, meat and other products. I put four tablespoons total of peanut butter in my protein shakes. My stress is almost nothing. The highest and maybe only stress I experience when I'm training. I'm 17. Could that really be enough to lower my T levels or are there other triggers for low libido.
Flexibility thread
Anyone have a flexibility routine going on? I've been trying to work on my flexibility a little just in general and also because sometimes I have pains that I feel could be solved by stretching and stuff. I'm not too sure what to do though, what works for you guys?
Konmari - Get your shit together and feel better
> “The point is, you need to distinguish between what honestly moves you and what the world is telling you should melt your heart. If something doesn’t reach you on a personal level, let it go. It’s hard enough dealing with everything that does.”
> Judi Culbertson, The Clutter Cure: Three Steps to Letting Go of Stuff, Organizing Your Space, & Creating the Home of Your Dreams
> "The things you own… end up owning you."
> Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
A few years ago I had a fire lit under my ass and decided to Get Better At Life. I started down the road of lifting, eating better, getting smarter, and improving my living environment/reducing clutter/being less materialistic. There's shit tons of infographics for lifting, eating, and more reading lists than you could consume in a lifetime. I could not, however, find a useful method for sorting my room/house/desk/clothes out. "Cleaning" was often no more than vacuuming and shifting junk from one area to another. I struggled with this aspect because my approach felt like this:
1. Desire to improve my living area
2. ???
3. ????
4. Finished!
I never improved this aspect of my life much because I couldn't figure out how to get to the finish line - we've all seen pictures of great places to live but the gulf between reality and that endpoint was a tough nut to crack.
Ironically I found the answer I was looking for in a buddy's messy desk - a small book titled: _Spark Joy: The life-changing magic of tidying up_. It's a straightforward system that has two actions:
1. Keep the items that spark joy in your life and discard the rest.
2. How to organize/store/display your items/clothing/stuff.
I'm going to try and explain the system in the next few posts. I'm writing this on the fly so you'll have to forgive the pacing.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
http://boards.4channel.org/fit/thread/48521826#p48521847
The future is female, nazis!
Meniscus Tear
It's been a long time, /fit/
But I could use some help.
So, apparently I have a torn meniscus in one of my knees, went to the doc, did an MRI, doctor prescribed rest and medication for a month, month is almost over.
Want to slowly slide back into /fit/need without screwing up my knee again.
I supposed to start swimming anyway but I really wanted to lift again. But with my current knee state ass to grass squats are not really ideal (since my knee flares up specifically when I bend it below parallel, before rest and medication it would flare up while doing a bodyweight squat).
Lend me your tips and tricks, fellas.
Tooth Loss and Jaw Deterioration
Very soon, by bottom teeth will need to be extracted, and I will be forces to wear a denture. I'm only 25. Poor hygiene and zero self care has resulted this. If I could go back in time, I'd of course change everything. However, if I worry about past mistakes, I'd never move forward. Really, this kind of thread doesn't belong in this board. I just really have nobody to vent to. I feel like nobody understands the daily struggle I'm going through except the people on this board.
I started working out and losing weight to maybe, just maybe, be sexually wanted by women for once. By the time I started caring for myself, the dental damage was already done. My greatest fear is that my jaw bone will deteriorate once the teeth are gone. I just want to be sexually wanted for a change. I just want to have as many romantic options as normal people do. I wake up alone, live alone, work alone, come back home alone, and go back to sleep alone. Its maddening.
Fellow anons here, if you have had your bottom teeth extracted, how has your jaw handled it and do you think it has effected your sex appeal?
BAN ALL WOMEN FROM GYMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xS-WBWeWgU
Look at this thottery. Big Z has 6pl8 on the bar and he's trying to psych himself up for this lift. He's worked hard all his life to get where he is. Then these stupid THOTS come in with their exhibitionist yoga pants bending over sticking their ass right in his face chatting and fucking around "teehee girls go to the gym too silly boys!" They will never experience hardship. They will coast through life getting everything they want because they have flesh holes to fuck. Look at them. She does like 2 sets of those "squats" what is that 30kg? Wow I'm so impressed. With the pussy pad too. You really lift sister. Women are just embarrassing and they should stay the fuck out of gyms where men are genuinely trying to work hard.
Anime
Locked because >>136214 exists
I dont really watch or like anime, but I have been known to binge on series and trilogies from time to time…
Other than grappler baki and hajime no ippo,
Are there any good masculine animes out there?
Im about to do a water fast and want to chill out with a good series.
