Hey you fucking sweaty betas why arent you screwing asian men already
>breakup with ex, install tinder and begin the poon adventure
>scrolling, right swiping, getting a few matches
>a wild asian appears
>looks like pic related
>"shes fuckin cute" hit her up
>give her my snap, talking up a storm
>shit gets . heated and we plan to meet up
>"cant wait to fuck you anon!"
>completely convincing body, face, etc but sent no nudes
>the next day(today) i go to her house, she asks if we can go to the park
>"Sure"
>pemis grabbing ensues
>loading erection… Done
>"anon, youre hard as fuck"
>we park in the parking lot, start makin out
>hop in the backseat
>starts taking my pants off, suckin me off etc.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>i ask to fuck; "I dont want to without condoms anon, ill just suck you off
>kcool
>proceed to ass grabbing, exploring the area, the usual
>somethings weird…
>feeling for pussy
>this is the moment i fell for the meme
>undisputable pemis has been discovered
>pic related
>didnt want to be rude, she slapped my hand away, was clearly uncomfortable but suspected i didnt know and continued anyway
>continued anyway
>sudden boner poking leg
>mfw
>she finishes me off, swallows, the whole nine.
>go to drop her off "so what are we now anon?"
>"you know where to text me"
>she leaves, i hammer the gas.
>light a smoke and think about how a small feminine asian man just sucked my cock the day after i broke up with ex
>call buddy to tell him
>hes hysterical, im nearly crying
>drive an hour home and realize that i made a happy trappy today
>"fuck it, the blowjob was still good"
>still laughing about it