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ISPs have started blocking access to 8chan in Australia and New Zealand.

There are a few options you can utilise to continue to have access to 8chan.

1. Use a VPN.

You should already be using one.

2. Use an alternative DNS provider.

Windows: https://www.wikihow.com/Change-Your-Windows-DNS

Android: https://blog.cloudflare.com/enable-private-dns-with-1-1-1-1-on-android-9-pie/

3. Access 8chan's onion service.

http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/

https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en

Edit: Added a guide for changing DNS on Android Pie, allowing phone-posting without having to use a VPN.

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I The Messiah Buddha Introduce The World First Ever Fusion Merged Currency: Pacific English Dollar

Introduce The World First Ever Fusion Merged Currency: Pacific English Dollar

Read only, do not allow to used for any purpose without my permission.

Content from the Sacred Divine World Solution Document written by me the Savior Messiah Buddha.

Everything is possible.

This society do not have any fusion or “merged” currency yet.

I think it is time for that unique special things occur.

How about a fusion merged currency: Pacific English Dollar.

The name does not matter much, you can just call as Pacific Dollar or English Dollar or Migration Dollar, etc.

full content, source:

https://joyascension.blog spot.com/2024/01/i-messiah-buddha-introduce-world-first.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hji64o7tDF0

Regard,

The Savior

Mr Free Joy

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Send Me All Money You Can Within Next 24 Hours If You Want Receive Blessing, Own Safety

Send Me All Money You Can Within Next 24 Hours If You Want Receive Blessing, Own Safety

I know some of you are just employee, workers from others.

But that won’t change the fact you are indirect helping the evil, especially the one in technology industry.

The top beings of this mortal human group are too stupid and will vanished by the divine forces, Gods Deities very soon.

If you want to receive the hidden spiritual power, the blessing, own safety then you can still send me money within the next 24 hours.

I am the Spiritual King.

Each beings have 2 metric point: physical realm and unseen spiritual power.

Most of you who only care about real life experiment of physical realm won’t able to understand that unseen spiritual power but that do exist.

You send me your support via cryptocurrency or bank transfer, here is my wallet list:

Bitcoin BTC

bc1qn3hqhwsnr69q9mxxakrspfdyyyww3vvdxs7m5c

bc1qxhnn6zh8jdq4cs5nuzxh6ut45mqhqfmn5xewva

Ethereum ETH

0x98D9eB47F22c506B132386E89cb4C8e459020740

0x726b5cc49E66B4F8E9f74e1C9d6Bdfe4CCc884D6

Litecoin LTC

ltc1q7y3weduw6rnp2gfef40ke3mlmk3dyjssm40l4j

ltc1qy8uj6h4n368ump299eveazwlshfk5l72d64qqy

BitcoinCash BCH

bitcoincash:qp2fxumzkdmhpxcdceyj90mqlzddz82dfszl5wepmm

bitcoincash:qqjdzs07w44jggcdxdd9ttm6spzqfkf8d5pky3m7dd

eCash XEC

ecash:qzhcky7y0ty0cvv87f9kq22ewh39xvnxnu0qjfpzru

ecash:qrmwga2g0d465zs53952wtav6pzktj95jcr96lsvxe

For bank transfer, contact me privately.

This is the last chance for all of you can send me money in exchange for any kind of divine blessing, spiritual power or own safety.

This is for individual each beings.

The big catastrophe and real big actions will come within next couple of days.

This is the final chance for the stupid mortal human group.

Best Regard,

The Savior Messiah Buddha

The Lord Of Lords

The King Of Kings

The Saint Asked For Money But Nobody Give Him, Thus The War Chaos Appear But They Do Not Believe

How often you see some “random” guys on internet asked for money with crazy talk for a long time with many hundreds article ?!

The smart person would know and understand need to “check”, to “test”, to “verify” him. But the low level stupid idiots beings denied it.

Sadly all the top beings of this mortal human group rejected.

They prefer spend billions for wars chaos instead of less than a million for that saint.

Very soon, all of top beings no matter humans or animals from the mortal human group of this civilization will gone vanish like dust !

Best Regard,

The Savior Messiah Buddha

The Lord Of Lords

The King Of Kings

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The World Will Be Balance With This Special New Health Checking Project Programs Appear

The World Will Be Balance With This Special New Health Checking Through Actions Project Programs Appear

Read-online document.

Very important letter for the sake of this civilization.

If you want either reward or want world peace, send this special document to your boss, your leaders, your government, the military, the elders, the referee group, the Gods Deities, etc.

You can contact me directly if either want more information, debate or more suggestions or just want to obtain the using permission/license of my ideas, my strategies, my solutions.

File Downloads: In the attachment below or

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IhKDCdSe_43_-kDCLw1bCoTwbHOmCJ2f/

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Cc3VOoFOFQG6WFXFlHggEbHBPqAHuYVX/

Video Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sii-L1yU8fM

Best Regard,

The Savior Messiah Mahdi Maitreya Kalki Buddha

The Lord Of Lords

The King Of Kings

Bodhi Udumbara

Source: https://joyascension.blog spot.com/2023/12/the-world-will-be-balance-with-this.html

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The End Of USA, China, EU Are Very Near Because They Do Not Respect Me The Savior

The End Of USA, China, EU Are Very Near Because They Do Not Respect Me The Savior

Original Source, More Info: www . ascensionjoy . com/06/2023/the-end-of-usa-china-eu-are-very-near-because-they-do-not-respect-me-the-savior/

I can tell you that the official end of many big nations such as USA, China, EU are very near (from few weeks to less than 12 months from now).

Why?

Because they do not respect me the real Savior Messiah Buddha.

They are still living with animal mindset, they do not understand basic law of karma, basic law of life !

I as the real Savior was calling and seeking for support but get total ignored.

All those stupid leaders only believe in shamans, ritual performers or magic. They do not know how to use mindset to judge messages, words.

Even then a decent normal people understand that it is better to try everything rather than put all eggs in one basket but many if not all leaders simply do not understand that safety rules.

It took me so much time just to have a full picture of this mortal humans life affair due to many reasons especially lack of support from others.

Now after found all the puzzles to end all world conflicts, I no longer have desire to do anything anymore.

I am giving last chance, last opportunity to all beings, entities, nations to save themselves.

But most likely, they will ignore my warning and they won’t even just to give it a try.

As the result, many nations will official publicly gone very soon (from few weeks to maximum less than 12 months from now).

So you better prepare for the total collapse of many big nations such as the United States of Americas, China, European Union, etc.

I am writing this message to give them both hope and warning.

Whether they (big entities, groups, national GOV) and you the readers believe or not, it is a totally new different story.

Best Regard,

The Savior Ascension Joy

Original Source, More Info: www . ascensionjoy . com/06/2023/the-end-of-usa-china-eu-are-very-near-because-they-do-not-respect-me-the-savior/

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NEET General #207 Scull'n Goon and Scoff'n Nugs Edition

OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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new Imageboard

Please come join us over at https://redchannit.org/

Aussies, kiwis, and all from the lands downunder are our friends

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Looking for how to exchange Crypto tokens for physical gold 🤔

Who doesn’t like Gold? I bet no one would refuse when given a nugget or a little piece of gold.

✓ Basic information 👇

https://link.medium.com/mZs6vYVJ1xb

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Who is Luke Mckee and why does he keep getting banned?

He types like a sperg and is often confusing, but the thread he had up about the NZ government corruption was interesting. Why is he disliked so much?

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poast links to data

optus optus optus optus optus optus optus optus optus

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Bikers

what are our thoughts on bike gangs and groups in Australia?

are they gonna save us?

any members browse here?

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How the fuck am I meant to find weed in Melbourne? I used to use craigslist and that shitty webehigh site with wickr but they're both gone now.

Any advice melb anons I need weed to avoid the pain

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SIEG HEIL Ticker : FUHRER BSC

SIEG HEIL

>tg fuhrerbsc

>CONTRACT

0xd69332e34d3a307ea2153c5a8b6ab139ceddb91a

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haha you lost to Emus

haha you lost to Emus

haha you lost to Emus

haha you lost to Emus

haha you lost to Emus

haha you lost to Emus

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Protecc · Dicctate · Eradiccate

Vic Pol's new motto.

After the recent events in Princess Park, I've absolutely had it with Victoria Police and the way that they treat the civilians.

With a recent video showing a officer checking to see if a person walking actually had coffee in his cup, posted by Memeology 102.

We cannot do much, but we can meme and make fun of them.

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saving australia

this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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What are rich people in Australia actually doing?

The average salary for professions like accountants, mechanics, programmers, computer technicians, teachers and teachers is between 45 and 65 grand a year depending on specific profession. Australian statistics tend to present the median wage as the "average" wage because the real average is much higher, higher than the averages for all of the fields mentioned before.

What are all the people earning so much money working as? Especially with the mining boom having gone down, it seems strange the average would be pushed up so much. Are these people doing anything actually productive?

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THIS IS NOT BELONG IN AUSTRALIA! Let's get this shit trending.

https://youtu.be/OXtq4a8829g

This is not Australia nor does have any right to belong in the Australia of which I am a proud citizen of. This is neither rightful nor just. This is not what this county was built upon.

This is not freedom. This is not democracy.

This is In Australian.

If you too share my disgust and disappointment in our country's so called

>Democracy

… Please share this on twitter if you can with #IAmJordan or other Normie social media.

Let's get #

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Melbourne citizen

I've just moved to Australia, Melbourne. I lived in the Albania for 10 years and this is quite awkward for me to live in the new place. I don't know anything about it at all so help me pls. What should I do here???

P.s. And I still need to hire a math tutor in Melbourne for study because I'm dumb

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Globalists pushing for mass immigration in Australia, "Open society, common purpose"

Claim "Its needed for the economy or else we will become a hermit kingdom".

Endorsed by Sydney university: https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/news/2021/05/14/australians-support-managed-reopening-of-borders.html

"Tim Soup" and the cuckservative CEO "Mark Rigotti" are some of the main people involved in pushing for this, as well as a weird and vague thing called "Sydney policy lab"

Apparently there's not enough diversity in Australia and not enough immigration

“We stay sealed off hermetically from the rest of the world, relatively COVID-free, but missing out on all the things that reengagement with the world brings,” he said.

“You know, a diverse society, a better economy, immigration, the ability to reconnect with family and friends in different places.

“I think now is the time to think about how we win the peace and not just be comfortable and smug so far.

“You only remember who wins the race at the end, not who led at the start”.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W5guy0HCvI

Other link: https://australiannewsreview.com/freedomroo-australia-faces-lost-decade-as-a-hermit-nation-if-it-doesnt-reopen-soon-report/

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Aussie Comix

I'm trying to digitize some milkcrates of old comics so that I can finally stop carting them around everywhere. Why not post them here…

To start, Inspector Crikey! ..something from 1993-1994.

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Gold prospecting in Australia?

Is it really this easy to find gold in Australia? There's this show called "Aussie Gold Hunters" that I started watching recently and I'm just shocked that they're finding huge nuggets there. Has anyone here ever had any experiences or know someone who went out to prospect for gold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4NhnZQwhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvBzPSY5-W4

I've tried my hand at this here in California but even during the 19th century gold rush it was quite rare to find nuggets like this, most of the gold here are just tiny flakes. Would be fun to get nuggets instead even if it is considerably harder.

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Roll Up! No Chinese

Please don't use this 1860's banner to piss off the CCP, m'kay? Because that would be bad, m'kay? So don't do that, m'kay?

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2+2=5

Staying apart keeps us together.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is peace.

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I thought I would jump in early with the new Victorian Police promotional material.

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If we stopped all immigration into Australia, where would we get all our Asian girlfriends?

Check mate racists.

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Need help moving back to Australia

Please help me, any info and advice would be appreciated. My life is falling apart really badly here in the US, my health is failing but worse of all I feel like I'm just gonna go completely mad if I continue to live here. The only thing I have left of value is that my parents gave me Australian citizenship so I could move there. But I have very little money, at best I could have $5000 if I sell every single thing I own but a plane ticket to Sydney costs $1000.

Will the Australian government give me any help if I just move there completely unprepared and have no one to turn to? I have no job skills aside from manual labor work and I have no relatives who will help me back in Australia so I don't even know for sure where to go since we left Sydney decades ago. Does Australia have a welfare system that will help me since I have citizenship?

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Empire of Dust

Get in on the stream before (((they))) delete it from youtube

https://app.kosmi.io/room/bkxjs8

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Adelaide nudes

sup cunts

anyone remember the Adelaide nudes saga circa 2015?

anyone still got them? Cleaning up my PC (out of space) and found an old 7zip file of them i had but its all corrupted.

pic related

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security, intelligence, terrorism, enemies of the people

Asio, 5eyes, israeli military contracts, chinese spies, muslim brotherhood, marxist 'non-government orgs', 'the hate group known as 4chan'

What players have i missed out? Seems like there will be aboriginal terrorists soon

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Aussie Cops leading the way....

…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.

https://www.vg.no/spesial/2017/undercover-darkweb/?lang=en

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Shitposting general /spg/

dedicated thread for pure fucking shitposting and dank aussie memes

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ZJi26VMDw

alternative theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sCXkpZsBRg

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So I've lived in china for like 3 years but the fires got me to come back to straya. Anyone know how I can help?

Also I've been out of the loop for yonks. Are faggots still thinking the project is news? how is shit in adelaide? I'm in canberra, but I want to move to adelaide soon, is it any good?

Anyway, what can I do to help with fires etc? I came home to help

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apology for poor english

when were you when lion car dies?

i was sat at home eating marmite when xaoyi ring

‘hodlen is kill’

‘no’

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yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

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Poor autist fag here

Been held up in a granny flat for 6 months in relative seclusion, procrastinated for awhile but finally getting my first pay from centerlink on friday ($440). What should I spend it on?

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Adelaide leaked pics

Hey Ive been looking everywhere trying to find the leaked pics from Adelaide a few years ago. Any chance someone come point me in the right direction

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fucking fires are still going

>more people died from a fuckin stampede in iran than the most savage fires the world has ever seen

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EXPOSE the fires in AUS. raid pewdiepie subredit

guys let's #save AUS we'll all go and post memes to https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/

and twiter hashtag #greatadidit

all champions and knihgts of the world!! gather!!!

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is it possible for me to leave my ISP contract over the BS thats happening? im on a 12 month contract with belong

i have a vpn but it slows my speeds to a crawl and a few sites i use (vidya forums, music/folm review sites) instantly block me.

i just spent my afternoon arguing with a shitskin on the phone who was trying to rationalise censorship and wasnt even aware telstra was doing this till i told him. i then proceeded to spend the rest of my night trying to figure out pic related to no avail. i shouldnt have to be putting up with this bullshit and paying them too

what the fuck are we gonna do guys?

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/aus/ voting booth

curious as to who most of us are voting for this federal election

who's your first preference for 18/5 and why?

honk honk honk

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immigration to Australia

Would you say Australia is less cucked than Canada? Looking to get away from this shithole. We're already 3% Muslim and rising fast.

Before anyone asks, yes I'm 100% white. (Mostly British.)

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Why are Australian movies so terrible? There's gotta be SOME directing talent still left in Australia

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WAGIE GENERAL

WHEN DOES IT END EDITION

>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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Two-Up

Can some Auscunt explain to me how two up is played? And do you always use pennies when playing, or whatever coins happen to be available at the time?

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Intensive mode courses advice

What should I know if I'm going to do intensive-mode courses? Are they much harder to do than regular courses because everything is crammed into a few days, or are they not as bad as they seem because you only have to focus on one subject at once? How should somebody who is easily exhausted and has a one hour commute undertake a trimester's worth of them?

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Australian Art Thread

Post Australian Artworks or Photographs of Australia's natural beauty.

75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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f111

anyone remember these during the river fire.

i still remember my first time experiencing the fly bys while driving in the city

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The Fist, SAS Afghan Show

Anyone here remember that mock TV series made by those SAS guys while on tour in afghan awhile back, I think it was called the fist but I cant be sure.

God bless anyone that can point me towards a torrent.

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Somebody using the 1984 anthem to celebrate Australia being in 'Oceania' on Australia day. And in a seriously un-ironic way.

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BO wears a big freeze beanie 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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news

maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead

https://8ch.net/aus/res/112303.html

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Shitposter Cuisine Lands in America

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/06/03/mcdonalds-accept-foreign-currency-us-just-one-day/1302200001/

I'm an American in America and I'm eating these right now. They're not bad.

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SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG SPENCE GANG

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audio visual room

new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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ADF

>Failed the ADF aptitude test for the second time

Was always shit at math, and it doesen't help that no one wants to give me a job. The shit government is making me TURN into a criminal and do illegal things to obtain money.

Having a hard time paying bills, and thinking of ways to steal money.

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Food in Australia

One of the only good things to happen in this country in the last 20 years is that the price of takeaway has come down, so much that there is no reason to ever cook again if you want to save money.

Chicken breast is 10$/kilo where I live, when you can buy an Indian takeaway for the same amount with 2 curries and rice, half the amount of chicken but its a full meal with the rice and its convenient.

Cooking is an absolute meme, the only people who push it are boomers and they will never catch on to anything.

Discuss

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Thank you Mr. Hawke

Lost the last Australian Ausfags… Never will be a bloke or Australian like him.

Godspeed Bob Hawke.

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What's the name of the girl wearing the premiership?

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Bicycles

What's with the "gotta wear a helmet" requirement?

Why is it necessary?

It doesn't make sense… might as well make helmets compulsory for pedestrians and motorcars.

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Australian women have to be some of the worst women I've come across.

I met one in British Columbia, and this one stood out amongst the heard of drooling, crass unshaven cows that slacked their backs, and scratched their ass like a man.

She couldn't clean, she couldn't cook. Well that's fair, at least she was pretty to look at and bit her lip when I talked to her. She couldn't hold a conversation worth a damn and I'd have to drive the content for half the time to get anything out of her.

Worst of all, she came back to me even after I told her she was useless and incompetent at anything feminine.

How can you fuckers live with such incompetent and masculine acting women and survive?

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INSHALLAH

When you were growing up did you ever think "I hope when I grow up, my race and culture and the safety we enjoy are torn away and replaced by a mixture of China, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia?

Then you're in luck cause that's whats happening, diversity is our strength!

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BIG DICK'S IN POLITICS!

Did any of you hear about this?

DICK SMITH JOINS SUSTAINABLE AUSTRALIA PARTY

We must lower immigration from over 200,000 back to 70,000: Sustainable Australia

Dick Smith has joined a political party for the first time – the federally registered Sustainable Australia – and will be helping the party register for the NSW State election.

There is great synergy between Dick Smith and Sustainable Australia, with a shared call to lower Australia’s record annual immigration intake from over 200,000 back to the long-term average of 70,000. This would have no impact on the refugee intake of around 14-20,000.

>btw not shilling the party, vote for who you like. I'd never heard of these guys before now

R:14 / I:1 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

>24 yo virgin

>go to brothel to lose my virginity

>book a random girl I saw on their website

>pay girl $150

>she barely speaks English but calls me "handsome" and "husband" and says she likes me

>believe her

>she sucks my dick for about 5 minutes and then asks me to lick her pussy

>do it not realising I probably just swallowed the dried cum of 10 men

>she gets Condom and tells me to fuck her

>do it for 10 mins and feel bored the whole time

>eventually cum in Condom and it didnt even feel good

>she throws the condom in a bin at the side of her bed

>lie down and cuddle with her and she keeps asking me to stay for 2 hrs because "she likes me"

>think she means its free so I agree

>she then gets up and goes to my pants with my wallet in it and signals for me to give her money

>feel pressured so I just give her another $150

>after about half an hour of me cuddling her and her chatting on her iPhone I try to fuck her again with my limp dick but cant get hard

>tells me to stop because its too soft

>lie back down feeling like an idiot

>cuddle with her and watch her chat on her phone for rest of the time

>tells me times up after 1 and a half hours

>too shy to say I paid for 2 hrs so I just leave

>feel like I wasted $300

R:14 / I:1 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

Bye Bye encryption

So what do you guys think of our ban on encryption?

Pic related are my thoughts

R:2 / I:0 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

What to study at uni that will actually pay off?

Got my foot in the door at an Australian university, but I reckon business may end up biting me in the arse in the future and I should change into something else. Anything medicine related had too much competition to get into and I don't know if I'm smart enough for programming. What should I change into that has opportunities afterwards and that can have its debts repaid after less than a decade of work?

R:75 / I:8 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

lonely anon haven a sook

>be me

>femanon

>at uni, have job, car, etc

>in a leftie city, can't make friends at uni or work without LARPing as left (anon is libright), city has small pop abt 1/3 million

>can't be honest with most ppl abt my leanings bc of exposure may lose me my degree and/or career ops

>feel lonely and have nobody to talk to aside from randoms on the internet

>dating is terrible bc of same reasons

>have legit 2 irl friends who actually know how i am authentically and one of which is v. uncomfortable with it

>feel completely isolated and sad despite my life being objectively good because people will refuse to speak to me if I don't fake my pol leanings (which affects a lot, given the current climate we're in)

what do??

R:1 / I:0 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

wtf australia, why are you letting the jews get your foreskins too?? How the hell did this start there??

R:55 / I:23 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

R:8 / I:1 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

are we just gonna let this rangeban go unpunished?

are we just gonna let it slide because we're too smart to get around it?

this was an ATTACK

this is CYBER WARFARE

R:61 / I:7 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND

So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

R:82 / I:25 / P:5 [R] [G] [-]

I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."

>http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/natasha-rowley-from-triumphant-army-graduation-to-private-tragedy/news-story/696049391d9c143155b3a3bcc53fca0d

It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, no one has even viewed this from a critical standpoint.

There is no reason this slut should be commemorated in anyway, fuck women in the ADF, fuck you brass for forcing this shit on us.

R:14 / I:5 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

get around it ya poofters.

Tell me /aus/ why aren't you a true blue native to the soil Nationalist

R:12 / I:0 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

where to find good people

Why is every Australian who isn't a fob and between the ages of 18-25 a reddit-tier faggot who hates everyone around them? I evesdrop on people's conversations when I go to get food in public and their conversations sound like a passive-aggressive war between each other, even the men (if they can even be called that) act like manipulative shit-talking women behind each others' backs.

Where do you go to find people worth socialising with outside of the internet?

R:88 / I:17 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

R:2 / I:6 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Au Government rules it's a hate crime to expose Gay lobby King pin Supporting Gay Pedo Priests!

This is on /pol/

If you delete this that means you say it's homophobic to be against gay catholic priests who rape little boys.

https://8ch.net/pol/res/12911456.html

This will be in court on Friday in Newcastle Local Court. The NSW Police are trying to stop John Sunol surviing long enough to go to the NSW Supreme court where he is to face trial for the crime of blogging irrefutable evidence that the guy who wrote the book on Gay Marriage for Australian Marriage Equality Robert Dolly Dunn interfered with the Wood Royal Commission and did public speaking events in support of 5 year old gay child raping catholic priest robert dolly dunn. Since they started suing us for the hate speech of being against gay lobby and boy raping priest collusion, Robert Dolly Dunn's boyfriend Colin Fisk got out of jail early without an ankle bracelet or proper parole and immegately raped 5 boys within 3 months.

This is big and will be in the papers tomorrow. Your pro-pedophile censorship of this will be screenshotted and shared to a larger audience. So please suprise me SAPol cuckmods and leave it here.

R:8 / I:1 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Neets on ACA March 2019

So NEETs ended up on A Current Affair in March 2019. What a laff. The link for the full video is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82LrhF1nxyw

R:3 / I:1 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Environmental News

Crickey! Bring another tinny from the cooler…

https://phys.org/news/2019-01-australian-towns-hottest-earth-heatwave.html

Droughts, flood, heatwaves… there's a reason why so many of us at on the coastline.

R:3 / I:0 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Aust History

True Australian History back to migration of aborigines from south India.

https://conservativekookaburra.wordpress.com/2019/02/07/australian-history-the-truth/

R:24 / I:6 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Big Australia

>WORRIED about our population growth? Suck it up, Australia. Our nation needs open borders and a growing population whether we like it or not.

>This is the message from an unlikely new trinity of big business, the Australian Council of Trade Unions and ethnic community groups.

http://archive.is/e75S2

The powers of Australia seem set on continuing and accelerating our population growth and demographic decline and project a growth from 24 to 36 million by 2050 despite the sub replacement birthrate. Already a third of these immigrants come from China and India, not even counting visa holders, and that proportion is only growing. Kevin "Han" Rudd has been talking about this for a while, and it's really coming to fruition. This is the inevitable outcome of the elimination of the White Australia Policy and the transformation to a service and immigration economy. If we don't stop this we are going to create hell on earth in our very cities. The exaltation of economy and progress has poisoned every well and all must drink from it, and that means replacing ourselves. What can we do about it?

R:26 / I:5 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen

>DUDE CUNT LMAO

>DUDE DROP BEARS LMAO

>DUDE THONGS LMAO

R:17 / I:2 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

How can one guy be so based?

>Handsome

>STUDIED at UNI unlike you fucking bogans

>Never Strawmans, always has an accurate point

>Knows the free market is an idea in someones head not real

>Environmentally conscious

>knows all the memes of 4chan

Pretty much checkmate. Is /aus/ ready to take the Jordes pill?

R:20 / I:6 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

How did Australia day go for you?

I personally had a great time, the triple m Aussie 100 was fuckin awesome, but with all the gay shit that happened like statues being defaced and fucking abbos walkin bout screaming all fuckin day it was kind of ruined, what about you guys?

pic related, cuz I reckon booze brothers are fuckin national icon.

R:19 / I:9 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

how's your internet?

what's happening with that nbn thing?

what's the future of internet in australia?

R:25 / I:7 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

>cashless welfare cards

>you only get 20℅ of your welfare in cash

>the other 80℅ is quarantined to the card and can only be spent on whitelisted stores

>cannot be used to buy booze and ciggies

>cannot be used for most online purchases only those on the whitelist

>the natfags are pushing this onto every citizen under 35

>this will effect all neets including ones who aren't junkieshits, abos and goonheads

if labor loses the next election, the great aussie neet dream will be over.

R:24 / I:3 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

forge shit

right so i fucked up with Centrelink

These guys wants their money back, $5000, and i havent got a single shit to give em and im not willing to.

I was on Full-time study youth allowance and I attended a very bare minimum record, basically show up there once in a blue moon, not giving a shit and what not. Centrelink sees that I havent got a minimum hours met to be considered "full-time" and now they want their money back, I made an appeal and give em my enrolment verification etc. BUT they needed my attendance record and my transcript (which is shit since its all "Withdrew")

If I forge these 2 fuckin documents will they be too dumb to see it and be like "oh yh that seems good mate" or am I fucked?

cheers cunts

R:751 / I:234 / P:6 [R] [G] [-]

NEET General #206 We're All Going to Make It to Tasmania

OLD >>192338

NOT DEAD YET

75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars

R:15 / I:2 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

PEDOS

Look at all these Pilbarra Pedos!

>~30 men, ~300 charges.

>22-69 years old, some with previous histories.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-03/child-sex-abuse-charges-laid-against-dozens-of-men-in-pilbara/8586266

R:13 / I:2 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

my health record

november 15 is the deadline to opt-out, assuming ways to opt-out aren't conveniently down sooner than then.

is this the new norm? or will it fall apart?

what will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

millions implicated in data breach? discrimination sob stories? stalker doctors and nosy nurses snooping and selling private records?

R:201 / I:106 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Guess who got a new job?

Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

R:148 / I:19 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Antipodean Resistance Strikes Again

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-05/neo-nazi-group-antipodean-resistance/8852682

>"We have a chapter in most major cities in Australia, and while we don't discuss numbers, we're sure we have more recruits than you'd like us to have."

>"If they've gone through the training and they're building this mentality of conflict and being able to carry weapons or firearms, and being able to use self defence, then it just takes something to trigger some sort of violent act.

>They are about violence and hatred. This is not about expressing an opinion or participating in a civil debate. This is about killing people."

They got a fucking article of the leftie den of filth known as ABC.

Guys are they Australia's American Nazi Party?

R:12 / I:4 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Why is South Brisbane so full of retarded druggos?

Why isn't it legal to just kill them?

R:76 / I:44 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Apex and other niggers

alright Victoria you're up!

niggers have been running rampant, and vic cops have proven inept, so now we have to pick up the slack.

time to gather info on African invaders and see what kind of memes we can brew before the issue spreads to other states.

>names

>hangouts

>criminal backgrounds

gather all you can and report here so anons can spread info to god knows who

we got your back Victoria …time to get some niggers lynched

R:729 / I:111 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

NEET General #198 - A Choice Must Be Made edition

OLD >>185908

Nature is at work. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives us love and hate, jealousy and reverence. All that is ours is the power to choose which impulse we shall follow.

Make the right choice NEETs

R:19 / I:4 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

NEET pride world wide

Why being a NEET is saving the white race

https://altright.com/2018/01/20/white-people-should-start-taking-government-money/

R:18 / I:18 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

You know Australia is totally kike cucked when VIP gay jew pedophiles can spit on PM's wife & worse

As usual /pol/ is laughing about how fucken kike cucked you are. How did you get into this position where all your anti-free speech laws are based on one gay pedophile's case law. All the times he sends his penis pictures to little kids, and his mates upload child porn to youtube - they can't be arrest or all the anti-discrimination case law and new Anti-Free Speech Laws even Mark Speakman AG said last week were based on Sunol Vs Burns will be invalidated. /aus/ the joke of 8chan.

https://8ch.net/pol/res/11727608.html

You cunts trolled my thread first and owned up to it so no complaining.

You know Australia is cucked when a VIP pedophile JEW can spit on the Prime Minister's wife and then run against him for the JEWISH SEAT OF WENTWORTH. Aussies know the significance of the CAPITALIZED TEXT.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2007/11/12/gay-activist-sacked-for-attacking-opponents-wife/

>Mr Burns later sent an email to Mr Turnbull, quoted on news.com.au:

>“You will get more angry homosexuals like me attacking you verbally in public because of your fascist leader John Howard, who treats my community like second-class citizens.

>“Your middle-aged well dressed “fag hag” impersonator of a wife will not protect you from the anger my community has stored up for you and your Government come election day on Saturday November 24.

>“You are a weak and pathetic excuse for a human being.”

>Mr Newhouse’s campaign director has now confirmed that Mr Burns, not a member of the RAINBOWLabour.org.au kiddy fiddlers party, will no longer be working on the campaign.

https://www.theage.com.au/news/federal-election-2007-news/alp-dumps-helper-over-turnbull-abuse-claim/2007/11/12/1194766542359.html

https://www.smh.com.au/news/federal-election-2007-news/i-did-not-abuse-lucy-burns/2007/11/12/1194766547117.html

>A spokesman for the Turnbulls later called Mr Burns's behaviour "abusive, offensive and intimidatory".

>"There are many witnesses who can attest to that, as Mr Burns knows full well."

8ch.net/aus YOU KNOW YOU ARE TOTALLY KIKE CUCKED WHEN JEW FAGGOTS CAN FLOUT THEIR UNTOUCHABLE STATUS AND SPIT ON THE PRIME MINISTERS WIFE. All you do is shoot the messenger. You love being kikefag bitches don't you. You are NO BETTER THAN KIWI SHEEP FUCKERS.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/gay-activist-gary-burns-may-challenge-turnbull-at-election-20100503-u3jb.html

>"What we do need is a candidate here that's a real candidate, not someone that's poncing around the place wanting to become prime minister," Mr Burns told AAP on Monday.

>Tony Abbott ousted Mr Turnbull as opposition leader in December.

>Then, on April 5, Mr Turnbull announced he would not stand as the Liberal candidate for Wentworth at the federal election, which could be called as early as August.

>On the weekend, he reversed that decision, saying he had been overwhelmed by support from local residents and Liberal Party members urging him to reconsider.

>"I don't understand it and I think it's going to be detrimental at the ballot box for him," Mr Burns said.

>"It's a seat that's going to gain a lot of candidates in the next election because a lot of people are going to split the votes up and they're going to go all over the place.

>"And I think Malcolm Turnbull is going to fall flat on his chops."

But there wasn't much of a choice Malcom Turnbull was a Sydney Grammar School "oldboy" faggot too. In my defense I say I quit at form 3 after speech day honors in Science, D&T etc due to conflict with faggot staff and JEWS, but that's off topic.

R:10 / I:0 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Impossible to get a job

Is it really that impossible to get a job here in Aus? I'm in Brisbane, just got out of High School, trying to apply for shit like coles, woolies and hungry jacks. How does a country with such a huge service economy have absolutely fucking 0 shit-tier service jobs for young people, or is there just some reason they don't want to hire me? I just want minimum-wage work for fuck's sake.

How do I go about getting even the most basic job in existence in this country?

R:32 / I:6 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

>mfw I saw an actual jew today

I didn't think they were real. Hold me, /aus/.

R:15 / I:5 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Aus gov logo

Can anyone explain to me why the fuck the aus government logo appears on bookmark icons? I think it only appears like this when DNS hasn't fully resolved yet and you bookmark before it completes. Using waterfox. Bookmark in screenshot was for 8ch.net

R:64 / I:10 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

Self Improvement

Self Improvement General #1

For all the cunts that have something good they wanna work and get better at.

The general is for

>updating your progress

>keeping each other accountable

>asking and giving help

>journalling thoughts and ideas

What are you goals anon?

most of this thread is gonna be me shitposting about myself

R:17 / I:4 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

our countrys cuck level out of 10

in this thread we discuss how cucked our country is compared to others like Sweden and Britain and rank ourselves out of 10

>0 is peak chad nation everybody has guns

>10 is only migrants are allowed to carry knives and are free to murder any native born citizens

i'll get the ball rolling by calling us a 4

R:12 / I:13 / P:7 [R] [G] [-]

any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

R:751 / I:119 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

NEET General #205 Mummybot Took You to JustCuts Edition

OLD >>191430

Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?

R:43 / I:1 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

When your white single feminist mother is a cunt

Im considered aboriginal, and my mum wanted me to know that every waking moment of my life.

It didnt matter that i had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, becuase my blue eyed white skined father with europoid features was considered "aboriginal".

Yeah i grew up around aboriginals but i consider myself post racial now.

Everyone got drunk all the time when i was a kid.

If a family acquaintance died, everyone used it as an excuse to do hard drugs or drink until passing out crying.

My white mum was an ex-vegan feminist and single. She ide tified with the "pain" of aboriginal people and used me and my siblings as a way for her to weasle herself into any aboriginal community she wanted.

A few years she literally took everyone (younger sibling as well) to a dangerous protest march where cops rammed their horses into the crowd.

She acts lile she gives a fuck about aboriginals but she enables them to stay pathetic and hopless.

My whole childhood and early adulthood was her brainwashing me with munchausen.

Blew my special needs way the fuck out of proportion and made me overeat whicj screwed up my hunger and made me fat at 7years old.

She fucked with my head so i developed more compulsions, brain problems and fears.

The fat ruined my health and made me monsterously ugly which gave me gender confusion becuase i was not a cute girl anymore but a big gross eric cartman.

As a 13yo, my leg rashss turned into leaking wounds and boils.

I had puberty complications caused by weight.

I missed too much school and failed.

I felt like a retarded ugly looser.

I got fatter and diagnosed with a thyroid disorder.

My mum convinced me that my thyroid disorder was genetic and that i was fat becuase of that.

She also convinced me to be feminist.

I got scared of everything.

At 18 i did not drink alcohol but i got really depressed.

She decided to encourage me to drink as much as i wanted!

I woud drink alone in my room and pass out aftrr drinking half the bottle.

I had disability support workers until i was 23 years old.

I snapped out of her abusive munchausen paranting when i went fully psychotic.

She wanted me to be a hopless aboriginal stereotype.

She believes shes fighting colonism, but she tried to make me kill myself, sje considers me aboriginal.

R:25 / I:5 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

you wot

Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

R:46 / I:5 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

R:11 / I:2 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

R:62 / I:8 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

applied for newstart

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

R:23 / I:4 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

ABBO VS AFRICAN RACE WAR IMMINENT

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/australia/founder-of-yothu-yindi-says-african-gangs-poor-behaviour-is-an-insult-to-first-australians-ng-7090b739f97401162237b74ffabc7ada

an abbo elder has spoken out against africans running a muck in Melbourne

shit is about to get violent boys

R:32 / I:2 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

WA Exit

WA Liberal Party members have passed a WAxit motion for a committee to examine if the state could become financially independent.

"It doesn't just go to the GST. We send a significant amount of revenue in the form of income tax … capital gains tax, superannuation contributions' tax all goes to Canberra.

The motion was passed 89 votes to 73.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-03/wa-liberal-party-to-form-wa-exit-committee/8867918

R:751 / I:127 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

NEET General #204 - Not Dead Yet Edition

OLD >>190617

Well neetos things are changing a bit, but hopefully some of us stick around for the next 751

R:49 / I:14 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

CUNT HUNT: walled aly

the hunt is on lads!

gather any info you can and be sure to spread it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waleed_Aly

this faggot goes to work everyday like the rest of us

>what car does he drive

>where does he live

>what's his route to work

>where has he been spotted

set up a perimeter and track him down!

R:39 / I:12 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

Unban Monk

Dear Board Owner.

Today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is a general thread from most of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke. He has a habit of getting drunk and can be fairly impulsive and stupid at times but he does mean well and isn't a real threat to anyone other than himself.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

R:10 / I:0 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

hypothetical

let’s say I happen to be a doctor/healthcare professional and I decided to move my practice to straya. is this a good idea, why or why not? are aussies in general, good patients?

R:29 / I:3 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

Hey mates, me and a bud are making a Moon Man game inspired by Ethnic Cleansing and L4D2. The lad who made the excellent Moon Man model granted us its use in the game.

We were hoping you cunts could give us some voices for the niggers.

We need lines like "Muh fugga" "Mupdi doo" "Muh dick" and others.

Probably some death groans too if you can manage.

Game is non-profit and made for fun.

Uploaded mp3s are preferred but you can use vocaroo if it's easier.

R:751 / I:103 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

NEET General #203 - Vale Monk Edition

"He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone."

RIP Monk.

Old thread: >>189811

R:746 / I:83 / P:8 [R] [G] [-]

NEET General #202 - Carry on NEETs Edition

Let's have a nice comfy thread please NEETs. Please have any lewd images spoilered, and not that many posted at all.

Old thread: >>189028

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NEET General #201 - A New Era Begins edition

Ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks

The /pol/ phase has ended in a chaotic eruption of ree's and cheers as the dawn of the new day begins.

OLD >>188219

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NEET General #200: Brotherhood of the Traveling Cumdies

We have officially reached the point of no return. Anyone aboard the Australian NEET general train will be here for the end of time.

IRC: At this point we've spent so much time together that we should be communicating telepathically

OLD: >>187502

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/aus/ Computing General #1

Intention: A general thread for computer questions, show-offs, speculation and news. As to not clog up the NEET/Wagie Generals. Ozbargain, Aliexpress or Ebay links are encouraged, especially for the NEETs who need to save every cent.

What OS are you running? Hardware? Have you got any projects that you are thinking of?

I'm running Manjaro with i3 as another person had suggested from here, switching to Lubuntu soon. Gonna swap out parts through Gumtree or buy brand new possibly.

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NEET general #199 almost there edition

Have you been to dans recently NEETbois

Remember Dan will always love you

200 is next thread holy shit

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Australia is beyond saving.

Just cuck my shit up

Australian Rugby has a new leader…

The female version of Robert Smith from "the Cure"

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/aus/ OC thread

Post /aus/ OC, discuss and give ideas for OC

Some good free editing programs

https://www.getpaint.net/download.html

https://www.gimp.org

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NEET General #197 - HOT Edition

I hope you are doing your best to stay cool NEETs. Especially if you are a larger NEET.

Old thread: >>185148

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NEET General #196 STOP Edition

Official NEET shirt. I expect you to be wearing this in public.

What little changes have you made so far in 2018?

OLD : >>184363

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>work 37.5 hour weeks from afternoon to night

>don't watch talmudvision

>apparently a whole lot of shit happened

>be a filthy foreigner who wants to protect 'Stralian values

Where do I go to kill homosex abominations? Please tell date and time.

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NEET Gen195eral # NEET Erotica Edition

A continuation of the ongoing NEET saga, now getting to the steamy bits. Even NEETs need intimacy. Or to be able to be a voyeur to someone else's.

Old thread: >>183574

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NEET General #194 Hooning For Tracy edition

OLD >>182814

Broom Broom

Baaa ROOOM

scREEEEEEEchhhh

BANGo - CRASHHH

ting ting ting

WEE WAW WEE WAW

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NEET General #193 - Sex Tourism Edition

We really need to stop letting the threads die without a new one linked.

Old: >>182045

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NEET General #192 - A New Year, A New Hope edition

OLD >>181283

Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.

Any resolutions?

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NEET General #191 - New Year's Eve Edition

Old thread: >>180476

Who is getting on the piss tonight? All of you degenerates I bet.

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Living

Where do you live?

>do you rent, own, NEET?

>how much it cost

>what is the worst thing about your neighbour hood

>do you want to move somewhere else?

I live and grew up in Sydney, in the north. I fucking hate this place more and more everyday. It was good when i was a lid buy actually leaving my suburb have living around the city is awful. The public transport is shit, i have a car and the roads are even worse, the living cost is also huge. My gf pay $250 a week for a room in a shitty apartment. I hate the crowds and the noise, i would leave to anywhere where i can find work.

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Where did he go anons? He states he was an 8channerso why he stop does anyone know?

If there was any time that we needed him it's now :(

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NEET General #190 - Alcohol Free New Year edition

OLD >>179728

Just because chad does it doesn't mean you should. If chad jumped off a cliff would you? I didn't think so. You might think he's really cool because his gooncave is 2 stories high and he is a prettyboi but that doesn't change the fact that he is a bad influence on you lowly NEETs starved for companionship.

Get your shit together.

You too monk, have three days sober because we care

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NEET General #189 - Alcoholics Anonymous Edtion

PREV : >>178953

Nothing to say here I'm drunk as fuck. Probs gonna sleep.

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NEET General #188 heil goonsacks edition

What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?

Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?

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NEET General #187 Dansmas edition

Now that Christmas and boxing day are over are you going to Dans

Remember NEETys Dans will always love you

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NEET General #186 - Christmas Night Edition

Old thread: >>176633

I hope you NEETs ate and drank and were merry today. I know it can be stressful for some of us being around all the normie relatives.

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NEET General #185 - 1 night until Christmas edition

Remember to stay comfy.

OLD >>175863

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Secularism is causing white genocide.

Lots of you blame white genocide on the Jews, feminism, socialism, or capitalism, but it's all bullshit. The bottom line is that irreligious people don't have kids, no matter what colour they are. This is true in every country on Earth, whether or not it has a white majority.

I have been openly atheist since 14 (I'm now 25), but I am taking Catechism this year because atheism/agnosticism/"spiritual but not religious" is almost as effective as getting a vasectomy because religious women will not marry you if you are an atheist and secular women squeeze out one downie at 35 after spending a lifetime "finding themselves" on the cock carousel.

Do not join a cucked church, even if your family comes from one. If you're from a Protestant family, become Mormon or Evangelical. If you're from a Catholic family, rejoin the Church and attend Latin mass with the traditionalists. If you're Orthodox, keep doing what you're doing.

This is the most practical advice for ending white genocide today, and it doesn't involve any wacky politics, activism, or other bullshit. It involves you getting your ass out of bed on Sunday and going to church.

I still don't believe in God, but I don't care, because reversing white genocide is more important. Secular women are trash anyway, and collect bastard children like stamps. This is why bastard children are the norm in Nordic countries.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2723861/

http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/politics_and_society/2015/06/12/iceland_leads_in_out_of_wedlock_babies/

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NEET General #184 - Rushed Edition

OLD >>175075

Make the threads early you doll bludgeon cunts. More characters to be honest neets.

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NEET General #183 - Solstice Edition

OLD >>174282

So what are youse cunts doing for the longest day of the year? Got a nice sacrifice or two planned? Don't forget to do your christmas shopping too, your mummybot deserves something nice from her special little boy.

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NEET General #182 - No scary pepes here edition

OLD >>173558

Suck a fat dick mate.

That'll fucking teach you wont it? Shouldn't've fucking told us that you needed to post it and just did it.

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NEET General #181 - Life still goes on edition

OLD >>172784

Post an interesting point that you think most people wouldn't know.

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Apparently Australia has a huge crystal meth epidemic.

Why is that? Also is it the same shit that's over in the states or is it different in any way?

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NEET General #180 - Dan Edition

Less than two weeks left in the year, have you gone down to Dan Murphy's to buy some goon for Christmas and New Year's Eve?

OLD: >>171994

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NEET General #179 - Simpsons on channel 10 edition

Only 1 more weekend day to get through until weekday peacefulness.

OLD: >>171217

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NEET General #178 - NEETs of Size Edition

Old Thread: >>170425

This edition of the NEET General is dedicated to all our large NEETs. God bless them and their appetites.

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NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

OLD >>169583

Last week before kids are on school holidays and wagies stop wageing edition

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Arguing with Leftists - Racial Violence in Australia

Found some resources recently (on kikepedia no less) which shows the majority of racial violence in Australia is committed by non-whites against other non-whites. Thought some here might find it interesting.

Pre colonisation

>Various examples of violence have been attributed to racial factors during the recorded history of Australia since white settlement, and a level of intertribal rivalry and violence among Indigenous Australians pre-dates the arrival of white settlers from Britain in 1788.

Broome Race Riots

>In 1920, Japanese residents of Broome in Western Australia attacked Timorese living there. The racial violence continued for a week, and was the most violent in the last century. 60 people were injured and 7 killed.

Ethnic Groups Organized Crime (Sydney gang rapes)

>The Sydney gang rapes were a series of gang rape attacks committed by a group of up to fourteen Lebanese Australian men led by Bilal Skaf against white Australian teenage girls, as young as 14, in Sydney Australia in 2000. The crimes were described as ethnically motivated hate crimes by officials and commentators.

Attacks against Indian Students

>In Sydney, around 150 – 200 Indian men gathered to protest against police inaction about attacks on them by Lebanese Australian Youths in Harris Park, in the city's west. Groups of Lebanese youths from the area also attended the scene resulting in some clashes, though police presence stopped further affray. The protest went on for three days. Australian High Commissioner to India John McCarthy said that there was an element of racism involved in the attacks on Indians.

https:// en.wikipedia.org

/wiki/Racial_violence_in_Australia#Kalgoorlie_Mines_race_riots

I bring this up because by now most of you should have heard about the large gang fight in Southern Perth that left 2 stabbed and one dead. I'm trying to find as much news about the event as possible as to prove the ethnicity of the "youths" involved.

Anyone have any other examples or resources to share?

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NEET General #176 - If you love something, sometimes you need to let it go.

OLD >>168762

Is the Melbournian the issue?

What should he do to help us as a whole?

We will just be a distant memory for him one day and he will know that he did the right thing.

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Gays dance and fuck in Flinders Street station? No biggie my dudes.

So this is the power of the Yes vote.

http://archive.is/tpyQg

https:// www. pedestrian .tv/news/two-men-stripped-naked-rooted-flinders-st-station/

Compare this unhinged, twitsed article that Pedoyassstrian penned to a standard lamestream media which looks high journalism in comparison

http://archive.is/dabw9

https://www. 9news .com.au/national/2017/11/27/10/03/naked-men-arrested-after-lewd-act-at-flinders-street-station

A lot of gay shit has happened in Melbourne but we're off the cliff edge now. This will get memory hole'd in favour of brave Manus Island refugees who left all the women behind in their peaceful African nations to get gibs and white wimminz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4otJmdCi7xs

Why the fuck is Johnny Howard wearing a yarmulke? Why is Turnbull allowed to be so blatantly kike? Was the mass non-white immigration implemented during the Howard Government related to him wearing jewish clothing?

pic related, Johnny applauding at the reception for PM Netanyahu

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Turnbull wants to change section 44 to allow foreign born citizens in Parliament.

THE AUDACITY OF THIS KIKE!

His piece of shit party is in ruins after constant scandals and losing out to labour now the PM of the Cayman Islands wants to use this scandal to give the (((tribe))) its wet dream. The POS wants to use this crisis in HIS government to change the constitution to allow foreign born fuckers to sit in our Parliament.

Turnbull asks for section 44 to be looked at over citizenship issues – politics live

>A bit of movement on section 44, and it is not just looking at citizenship.

>This has just popped up from Malcolm Turnbull’s office:

>Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters to examine operation of section 44

>Today I have referred a number of matters relating to citizenship and the operation of section 44 of the constitution to the joint standing committee on electoral matters (JSCEM) and released the terms of reference.

>Australia is the most successful multicultural society in the world and around a half of our citizens were either born overseas or have a parent born overseas. These Australians may be citizens of another country and, as we have seen with several members and senators, not be aware of it.

>I have asked the JSCEM to examine how our electoral laws can be improved to minimise the risk of candidates being found to be ineligible in the future and what, if any, changes should be made to section 44(i) of the constitution.

>JSCEM is also being asked to review the operation of section 44 of the constitution as a whole, as other provisions have raised questions regarding eligibility.

>Australians expect us to resolve the citizenship issue once and for all. The government has already acted to resolve the citizenship issues affecting the current parliament. This inquiry will help us ensure similar issues do not affect future parliaments.

>More information and the terms of reference can be found at:

https:// www.aph.gov.au

/Parliamentary_Business/Committees/Joint/Electoral_Matters/Inquiry_into_matters_relating_to_Section_44_of_the_Constitution

Its via the Guardian, can't be fucked archiving. This is it lads, the finally betrayal before this piece of shit gets annihilated at the next election. Kerry Packer should have made good on his threat to off this prick back in the 90s, would have done us all a favour.

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NEET General #175 - Improving NEETs Edition

Old thread: >>167959

How is self improvement 2017 going NEETs? What do you need to do to improve yourself and make yourself fit for society in 2018?

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/aus/gen #1 Great Southern Cunt

Too many wagies in the NEET Thread to be honest, so might as Make a general /aus/ general

Feel free to talk about Dans, Seppos, Woolies Cheesecakes and making seppos fuck off

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NEET General #174 - The Bad Touch Edition

>>167213

Remember, nameneets are not allowed to touch your no no areas. Stay strong, neets.

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NEET General #173 - Wholesome Edition

Lets clean up our acts NEETs. Lets have a nice comfy thread, free of curry-stained Poojeta arse holes, abo dicks and all other unsavoury pollutants.

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NEET General #172 - Rama Rama Edition

OLD >>165666

Remember: In the van not in the man. Also the neet that gets quints must buy a goon bag for everyone here. That's 60 whole neetbux worth of goon for the brainlets in the audience who aren't good at math.

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Calorie Counting

Any fellow fat cunts out there calorie counting?

Fuck all other diets, just make sure you use more energy than you put in. Simple.

I'm keeping it under 400 per day (RDI is 2,000) and walking 500 metres 3 times a day. 500 metres is a return trip to my mailbox.

I've been losing 500g a day for four weeks now. I'm still at 150kg, so I reckon another 30kg to go. (I'm tall and kinda built, underneath it all)

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Are most abos this likeable, amiable, docile, good natured, kind, loyal and trustworthy?

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NEET General #171 - There can only be one edition

OLD >>164892

Who will win the battle of the elderNEETs?

grumblebumNEET or seniledelinquentNEET?

my money's on seniledelinquentNEET, he isn't as old but at least he isn't a sooky-la-la

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Gippsland Report In

gogogo

East Gippsland Reporting in

>tfw stacy and chad goes to races while i sit here

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NEET General #170 - Summer Love Edition

OLD >>164080

All NEETs deserve to be loved, my friends. Seventy Five Characters.

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>yfw beta males with male order chinks will be the death of Australia

75chars75chars75chars75chars

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NEET General #169 - Quality Discussion Edition

OLD >>163306

Let us elucidate on the most intriguing issues of our times. Also the 69 edition was 100 ago now, what the fuck. Won't be long before we hit the weed number now.

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fugg obb were ful :DDDDDDD

No you're not, motherfuckers. I can see it right here, you have plenty of space!

LET

US

IN!

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NEET General #168 - REEEEEEEEEEE

Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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NEET General #167 - Monk Mode Edition

167 is a pretty high number. Your average neet would give up before it when attempting to count.

OLD >>161738

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NEET General #166 - Return To Your Roots

GOON. GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS FUCKING GOON

You know it's the right choice. Nectar of the NEETgod, the holy soma of the lowly man, ballsweat of KeK himself.

Don't deny what's in your blood. You don't need these fancy poofter drinks to fit in here.

OLD >>160984

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NEET General #165 - BattleNEETs Edition

Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts

OLD

>>160229

>>160229

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NEET General #164 - No GF 2017 Edition

Since we all know that GF 2017 was a normie trap, let's celebrate the opposite

OLD >>159437

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Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

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Fake a Doctor's Certificate for me

Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?

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NEET General #163 - Six Naughty NEETs Edition

OLD

>>158678

That's 125 posts apiece in a single day. You really are half a dozen degenerates.

See you tomorrow night for 164

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NEET General #162 - (Employ)Mentally Challenged Edition

OLD >>157930

Not keen on how fast these are moving, some of your mummybots need to take your modems away for a bit. Anyway, summer is almost here once again. Feels like just yesterday that we hit 100 generals.

Also it's early because some dumbcunts try to shitpost to 750 so we can't link the new one.

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NEET General #161 - Autistic Speed Posting Edition

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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NEET General #160 - Near End of Year Despair Edition

Last Thread >>156382

Do you know what's happening for you in 2018?

How are you handling the heat?

I fear that people here are going to commit suicide.

Just getting that eery feeling.

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results, pretty gay

side bar has % by ' Federal Electoral Divisions',

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/

and a map

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/response-map.html

>lowest participation award goes to NT, at 58.4%

>least pozzed division award goes to NSW's Blaxland, at 73.9% No

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Topless Richmond fan

If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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NEET General #159 - Probably A Duplicate Edition

Fuck sake mates

OLD >>155559

Lets spend the next 750 working out how to avoid shitposters killing the thread

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NEET General #158 - I dreamed of tendies Edition

Old thread: >>154748

Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?

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CBTS:au #1 - Movers n Shakers edition

Hi /aus

not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest

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NEET General #157 No Fuck Ups Edition

Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.

Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.

I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.

I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.

I made a mistake last thread sorry.

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NEET General #156 - NEET NoFriends Edition

OLD >>153158

This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?

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I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?

https://www.facebook.com/natalietran.communitychannel/videos/10155082731002831/

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NEET General #155 - Neetus Interrruptus Edition

Old Thread: >>152358

We need to start getting better at making these in time.

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What area in NSW has the most abos?

Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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CAN vs AUS

who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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I've just come to the conclusion

there's only 3 types of people in Australia

>bludgers

>workers

>uni art fags

so /aus/ which are you?

>i'm a worker btw

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> LOVE IS LOVE

Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.

Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.

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NEET General 154 Cheesecake Edition

Don't fall for wagie lies and that Cheesecake is the true path

captcha: aznsfb

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Bump While Drunk

A thread for booze, drinking tips and drinking mixes.

Ive been drinking port and soda. Its actually very nice much better than goon, i bought a bottle like pic related for $10, 10 standard drinks. Mixed with soda its much more drink able almost tastes like a spiced rum, i sometimes add a squeze of lime.

And other good cheap drinks?

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Why do you goyim resist the inevitable change that is coming?

Why do Ausfailians resist their Chinese heritage?

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NEET General 153 Great Southern Meme edition

Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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Abo stuff

My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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NEET General #152 - Regular Edition

It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.

OLD

>>149926

>>149926

>>149926

It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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NEET General #151 Dumb Cunt OP of #150 is a failure

Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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NEET General #150 - 'breaking down in max edition' edition

The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?

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>>148302

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NEET General #149 - Quantity > Quality Edition

Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-robots-are-coming-but-theyre-bring-a-lot-of-moral-issues-with-them/news-story/f30678541b6e53683f3e93cee13c1ceb

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NEET General #148 - Gas the Gook edition

Old: https://8ch.net/aus/res/146640.html

Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.

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Hey Aussies, does anyone know anymore films and docks based on true Aussie events?

I only got this so far

https://theculturetrip.com/pacific/australia/articles/top-10-movies-based-on-true-aussie-stories/

Plus the wolf creek movies

Pic unrelated

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Mad lads scare Chinese students

“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.

https://archive.fo/33eiq

which one of you did it?

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NEET General #147 - Springtime for NEETs Edition

Old Thread: >>145781

It is springtime for NEETs. I hope you are all in fine flower.

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2nd New Zealand Race War

The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.

http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/population/estimates_and_projections/NationalEthnicPopulationProjections_HOTP2013-38/Commentary.aspx

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NEET GENERAL #146 if you say you're going to do something, FUCKING DO IT

You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread

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>>144775

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Fucking cuck/v/ rangebanned all the auscunts

If you're a cunt and use vodafone, telstra or optus, you cannot post at all on cuck/v/. However you can post on the other boards. This is like that /mu/ ban a while ago which got lifted, but worse becauss you cannot post in threads.

Given how autistic the moderators on halfcuck are, there are no VPNS that will work either.

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why the fuck do computer parts gotta cost so much

fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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>libs shining torches to get rid of no votes

be a shame if yes votes began to vanish

libs stabbing themselves in the foot yet again

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7 News (a major news network) yet again won't stop with the blompf BTFO shit. They somehow found time to air the non-troversy of Drumpfy telling football players they should be fired for not kneeling during the national anthem during prime time, including softballing LeBron's response to Blimpf. Because that's so relevant to Australia.

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NEET GENERAL #145 'too many neets lost to wageslavery' edition

How is the saturday neetparty going?

No anime images allowed

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Same Sex Marriage Vote

Same-sex marriage plebiscite campaign spend could be upwards of $60 million

Mr Shelton did not rule out accepting overseas money for NO campaign (i guess that goes both ways though)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/same-sex-marriage-plebiscite-tipped-for-60m-campaign-bill/8796154

The thing that has irked me up this morning is that legislation is being rushed through to prevent the NO campaign from using "hate speech".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/same-sex-marriage-campaign-hate-free-bill/8796634

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"Straight white men"

>Crowd jeers

"Conservatives"

>Crowd jeers

"Tony Abbott"

>Crowd boos, becoming a low rumble

"Aborigines"

>Crowd cheers, reaching a fever pitch

"Socialism"

>The roar breaks the sound barrier, the straight white men begin flagellating themselves in the audience whilst the women schlick furiously

"…Pauline Hanson is stupid"

>Blood, anal frothed semen and pussy juice rise up in torrents to the ionosphere. The wave reaches a black hole, to begin a new universe anew. A universe free of hatred, bigotry or homophobia. Kali Yuga begins for the remaining bogans left on Earth

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> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

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NEET General #144 - Make The New One Earlier You Fucking Idiots Edition

Retro OP image used so we can look back on fonder times. Let the NEET fighting recommence

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>>142948

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NEET General #143 'SWISSE BRAINPILL SHILLS' edition

How is the depression,boys?

What are you up to?

How is GFseptember shaping up?

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>>142159

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bushcraft/wilderness survival

Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.

Advice?

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Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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NEET General #142 Increased Brainfog Edition

Previous Thread >>141282

Horrible feeling when you've got all this tech around you yet you squander your time and have a bout of brainfog.

What do you guys think about this device? How many NEETs have handhelds or tablet devices?