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File: 351ba21491a13bc⋯.png (95.59 KB,508x500,127:125,88f.png)

 No.158300

Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?

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 No.158314

Why are you gonna give me?

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 No.158315

>>158314

Paypal $20 AUD

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 No.158360

>>158300

>Manager's a cunt

This is an old-fashioned way of thinking. In today's world, having a cunt of a manager means you have been the victim of workplace bullying and are entitled to compensation.

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 No.158368

>>158300

just go to a doctor and say your tummy felt funny

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 No.158399

>>158360

alright, enlighten me more about this shit

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 No.158417

>>158368

can't, my GP unavailable for today

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 No.158530

Find a local Chinese GP? They're usually much more easy going when giving out certs.

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 No.158846

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>>158300

heres my doc cert

just fill in the blanks, ditto.

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 No.158953

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 No.159973

Fuck cunt do you still need this?

Tots forgot

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