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File: d1e9114b776430f⋯.jpg (177.84 KB,512x288,16:9,1635_neets.jpg)

 No.145781 [Last50 Posts]

You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread

old:

>>144775

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 No.145785

I think this one was first.

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 No.145787

>>145785

yeah, by half a minute

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 No.145788

>>145785

it was but i am sorry

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 No.145792

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i feel like the biggest cunt now

other op is a good guy, i never meant to hurt anyone

reeeing in sadness

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 No.145793

>>145792

>reeeing in sadness

That is going to be the title of my autobiography.

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 No.145794

Two neet threads battling for supremacy like two great races locked in conflict. One must fall. Will the aryan thread win, or will the jewish one triumph?

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 No.145795

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>>145781

tfw you steal someone's life purpose

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 No.145796

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>>145792

sad songs time?

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 No.145797

>tfw only get 150 neetbux this fortnight thanks to wageslaving

It's like watching an old friend wither away and slowly die

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 No.145798

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>>145796

the lyrics of this are kind of cheerful but all the minor chords break me down

this is what i think melancholy is

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 No.145799

Any neets excited for the normieball this weekend?

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 No.145800

>>145799

yeah a little bit, although i dont know any of the players anymore since i havent watched it much for the last few years

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 No.145802

have we had an influx of new posters?

these threads are going by really fast these days

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 No.145803

>he deleted his thread

i'm a bad person

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 No.145804

>>145803

I didn't (mainly because you can't delete things here, as far as I can see), BO or a mod must have

Don't feel too bad, I make plenty of threads

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 No.145807

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 No.145808

>>145804

cheers bud

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 No.145809

Free counselling will be available for any neets traumatised by thread creation issues.

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 No.145810

>>145809

Does the thread of my existence qualify?

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 No.145811

>>145796

>>145798

Life's sad enough without having sad songs to make it worse. Plz only cheerful pop songs by hyperactive japanese girls

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 No.145812

>>145810

the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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 No.145813

>>145809

i will be requiring some

>>145810

my life thread is frayed and tangled

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 No.145814

All my prizes, plus I got a free cheeseburger and another small coffee that's not listed there

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 No.145815

File: 6b5070d3999ffa8⋯.png (733.98 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-09-29-18-3….png)

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 No.145816

>>145815

slow night?

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 No.145817

You ever sample some of the food you deliver? Just skim a chip or two?

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 No.145819

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came across this

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 No.145820

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>>145811

sure thing boss

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 No.145821

>>145816

Yeh fuck all orders, but meh Im getting paid by the hour

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 No.145822

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 No.145823

>>145819

>that twist

sad moment but holy shit burgers are next level retarded

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 No.145824

>>145823

yeah, i thought it was sentimental, yet exploitative

it was all over the place

some bits seemed like acting and some didnt, it was just weird

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 No.145825

Its only my second week and I really want to quit my job.

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 No.145826

>>145825

I quit my job after a week. You should do the same.

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 No.145827

>>145816

Yeh fuck all orders, but meh Im getting paid by the hour

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 No.145828

>>145817

I "taste tested" a few chips but I don't really touch their food

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 No.145829

>>145826

>>145828

Do you have much job satisfaction?

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 No.145830

>>145828

Do you wash your hands after pissing?

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 No.145831

>>145825

Just stick it out for a little longer until you can reapply for cenno and get that 3 month no max period. Then after 11 months get another job so you don't have to do wfd

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 No.145832

>>145825

Time starts to fly eventually. The first month at my job felt like forever but now the weeks pass even faster than they when was a depressed hikineet sleeping 12 hours a day

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 No.145833

>>145832

>the sands of time are slipping through your fingers even faster

>this is a good thing

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 No.145834

>>145833

There's no joy to be found in that sandpit, it should pass as fast as possible

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 No.145835

At least theres more room in the bucket now that so many neets are waging

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 No.145836

>>145802

We used to go through 1 thread a day roughly the first half of last year, things slowed down when fagneet sperged out. Before that though, in 2015 we went through 1 thread every 25 or so days.

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 No.145837

>>145831

thought wfd was after 6 months?

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 No.145838

https://web.archive.org/web/20150116133528/http://8ch.net/aus/res/11814.html

Have a read through NEET thread 4 lads, amazing all the normies sperging out and telling all the NEETs to neck themselves.

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 No.145839

>>145830

If I piss in a park I dont

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 No.145840

>>145836

A whole thread filled with narcissistic posting from a homosexual isn't much of a thread

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 No.145841

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>>145838

>Can /NEET/ into sex?

with this vid embedded

<Doing what that bird did is probably my only chance of sex. And I'd probably get arrested afterwards.

The rapeNEET origin story

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 No.145842

>>145840

There was a time before that I recall where fagneet wasn't causing drama, right around when he made his first video.

Things eventually went down the toilet promptly however, the main reason why I fucking hate him is because besides shitting up the thread he made based gookneet run away.

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 No.145843

>>145838

what if they're oldguard just trying to protect their neetbux?

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 No.145844

>>145838

there seems to be a whole bunch of them in there at once, how did they find the NEET enclosure?

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 No.145845

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 No.145846

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 No.145847

>>145844

This was a long time ago, I may be wrong, but I think there was more users on the board back in 2014/early 2015 (But much, much less in the NEET thread)

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 No.145848

File: 3a9caf779e9dec6⋯.png (90.16 KB,324x563,324:563,4ae339e62de96063a88cc6feae….png)

Well looks like old Chris chan is single again, apparently he broke her heart

These be strange times

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 No.145849

>>145848

Truly is a fucking crazy world we live in this 2017.

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 No.145850

File: 23f6fd886336942⋯.jpg (1.88 MB,2000x1500,4:3,20170918_112256.jpg)

File: dee0effc0ea10c6⋯.jpg (1.31 MB,2000x1500,4:3,20170918_112820.jpg)

random pics from a bushNEETwalk

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 No.145851

>>145850

scenic as fuark

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 No.145852

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 No.145853

>>145850

It's a dried up river bed btw, crazy to think it would have been full of water at times

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 No.145854

>>145850

Looks like a good place to bring your victims too

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 No.145855

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 No.145856

>>145855

To rape

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 No.145857

>>145856

t. ivan milat

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 No.145858

See everyone is being a good neet and going to bed when mummy told them

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 No.145859

>>145858

I'm awake

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 No.145860

>>145859

Bad neet

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 No.145861

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 No.145862

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This game looks pretty good

It's called dirty chinese restaurant and you can serve dogs and cats to people

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 No.145863

anyone still up?

what are you up to?

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 No.145864

>>145863

family members tell me I sometimes use the computer while I'm asleep, like a sleepwalker

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 No.145865

>>145864

do they tell you which sites you visit when you are sleepbrowsing?

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 No.145866

>>145865

worse than 8ch

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 No.145868

>>145857

they do look kind of similar, maybe neetking is the product of one of milats victims that got away

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 No.145869

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Good morning neetos

it's that time of the year again, the nation stands as one for normieball

ten thousand cold pies, $20 nachos and $7 half a can of west end in a plastic cup

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 No.145871

I'm boycotting the grand normieball and sports in general because I couldn't get laid in high school it mindlessly glorifies athletic achievement

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 No.145872

>>145869

morning

>>145871

yeah where are the fat role models in sports?

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 No.145873

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>>145872

Sumo wrestling - the ideal sport for the morbidly obese weeaboo

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 No.145874

>>145873

Dunno m8, sumo wrestlers are on strict schedules and hard work-outs during the day. But I guess we're all just fantasizing here

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 No.145875

>>145838

I made many of the posts in that thread. I still have most of those frogs I posted in my folder and still use them. My life hasn't moved on at all.

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 No.145876

>>145850

Looks nice.

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 No.145877

>>145862

lol looks great.

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 No.145878

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>>145869

"My team" are playing today but I gave up watching normieball about ten years ago.

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 No.145879

>>145874

>>145873

Imagine being able to squat like that when you are that obese. That is serious athleticism. I am not that big and have trouble standing up out of bed.

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 No.145882

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>>145872

Here's one for you dietneet

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 No.145883

I need to poo

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 No.145884

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>>145873

>>145882

this guy's pretty alright

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 No.145885

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>>145873

>>145884

We can only hope we'll look that good one day. Train hard guys

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 No.145886

>>145884

>>145885

I should get a fat transplant

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 No.145890

>>145885

>>145886

oh wait, he's dead

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 No.145892

>>145890

That is the price of greatness (of mass).

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 No.145893

What is the best way to watch the AFL Grand Final online for free?

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 No.145894

>>145892

yeah he lived a grand life

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 No.145895

>>145884

U mirin' brah?

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 No.145897

>>145893

All you need is a telescope and a neighbor with their curtains open

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 No.145900

>>145893

>watching gayfl

Fuck off to reddit

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 No.145901

>>145893

Turn on your tv

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 No.145902

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>>145901

I threw the TV out years ago m8.

I don't really want to watch anyway. I don't even know who any of the players are any more.

I am just keeping an eye on the score instead.

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 No.145903

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>>145902

It's the red team vs the blue team right?

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 No.145904

>>145902

You could put on the radio (or the internet radio if you threw out your radio too)

Radio commentators are usually more comfy anyway

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 No.145905

File: b8f959f811beaa7⋯.png (822.17 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-09-30-14-0….png)

Chads moving in for the kill

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 No.145906

>>145905

As a weeb I must admit he has a point

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 No.145907

>>145904

It would be too stressful. I forgot that that is why I stopped watching. It used to make me so upset when my team lost.

I am better off without all that shit in my life. I gave up all sports watching and it was the right decision.

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 No.145908

File: e00679f0e41cda3⋯.jpg (131.96 KB,634x737,634:737,1505793086520.jpg)

Feeling really down and depressed. I'm not naturally a sad person. I'm actually a very happy go lucky person who finds a way to look on the bright side, but that part of me seems to be dying.

I think I've been depressed for so long now that it has rewired my brain chemistry. It's hard to imagine being truly happy right now; it's hard to even comprehend there are people that are happy. Apparently a large majority of Australians are 'satisfied with where they are in life'. How? That is something that I cannot fathom.

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 No.145909

>>145908

I know those feels. I do not think I am even capable of happiness any more. It wouldn't matter what happened in my life .

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 No.145910

>in a few short days there will be no more normieball or Dustin Martin posting for almost 6 months

one of the benefits of summer NEETs

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 No.145911

>>145908

You need to see Dan, hell make you feel better

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 No.145912

>>145910

Time for normiebat to take over again

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 No.145913

>>145911

Speaking of Dan, I have a confession to make, I've been going to first choice liquor.

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 No.145914

>>145913

Your first choice should be to leave here and never return

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 No.145915

>>145913

>shopping at some place other than Aldi

Sure you're not a wagie?

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 No.145916

>>145915

Is it normal for aldi to sell alcohol? None of them near me do

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 No.145917

>>145911

Drinking doesn't elevate my mood at all. It just makes me feel sloppy and even more depressed.

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 No.145918

>>145905

This guy makes a living getting kicked in the head while we mooch off his taxes, and we're the losers?

On the other hand, he probably won't die a virgin, so I guess it evens out.

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 No.145919

>>145918

You sound a tad bitter neeto

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 No.145920

File: 35e7206d0816991⋯.jpg (32.16 KB,300x300,1:1,IMG_20170930_152726.jpg)

>>145913

How could you?

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 No.145921

>>145916

Perth Aldi don't sell piss

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 No.145922

>>145915

>Sure you're not a wagie?

I wish.

>>145920

Please forgive me Dan.

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 No.145923

Dan looks like the kind of guy who would take the rage at the lost sales out on his wife when he got home.

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 No.145925

File: e08108936f86f69⋯.jpg (39.99 KB,500x361,500:361,beer.jpg)

Why do normies drink this? Do they know some secret we don't? Consider:

* more expensive than goon

* a 6 pack takes far longer to affect you than chugging half a bottle of vodka

I just don't get it

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 No.145927

>>145921

That explains it. WA truly is a shithole

>>145925

It tastes good mate. Goon is good if you just want to get smashed at povo prices, but that's not why normies drink

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 No.145928

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145925

it's refreshing and goes very well with savory food or sweets if you're drinking porters/stouts

the only things that go well with goon are pain killers, depression and self-loathing

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 No.145929

>>145928

More goon is the best snack to have with goon

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 No.145930

>>145925

Cold beer is pretty good after a hard days waging, or bludgin.

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 No.145931

Beer is too weak. You spend all night pissing.

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 No.145932

>>145929

can't argue with that m80

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 No.145934

>>145929

I enjoy some tendies with goon, the only thing I don't like is after your about 3/4 in you tend to vomit

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 No.145936

>>145921

Some perth aldi stores do sell alcohol, most of them haven't got liquor licences yet. My local one did

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 No.145937

>>145936

Thanks, I'll let Dan know so he can report them

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 No.145940

File: f8de78d0b07f3fc⋯.png (485.45 KB,884x899,884:899,japan.png)

If we pooled out neetbux, could we afford one?

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 No.145941

>>145937

ALDI booze is cheaper than dans

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 No.145942

>>145940

I wonder if they can do basic tasks like phone calls and massacring weird looking tree rats

Could be a useful thing to have

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 No.145943

>>145940

I am not having my turn after neet king.

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 No.145944

>>145943

Wagies aren't allowed to ride the neet train

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 No.145945

>>145942

can they make box lunches?

do they run around with toast in their mouths?

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 No.145946

File: eab030395ca2fa3⋯.png (420.39 KB,694x493,694:493,1484409593830.png)

Clocks go forward an hour tonight in the civilised states.

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 No.145947

>>145946

so do we remind bin reminder neet to take his bin out at the usual time or one hour later?

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 No.145948

>>145946

Daylight savings is shit. Glad the trial we had didn't last any longer

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 No.145949

>>145948

Used to be comfy as a kid to have those long warm summer nights outside. Daylight Savings is good in that respect.

Now I am a shut-in so don't care.

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 No.145950

>>145948

Daylight savings was invented for normalfag wagecucks so they can have some sunlight after cucking all day at work, glad it has fucked off, during summer the sun set at 8pm or some shit, retarded

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 No.145952

>>145946

thanks neetbro - I'd hate to wake up tomorrow and start my important shitposting an hour early

>>145950

Agreed. Real neets only go outside after dark anyway, so it only affects suncucks.

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 No.145953

File: 570d3401a2baeef⋯.jpeg (73.92 KB,768x432,16:9,dcvhvxmkw7wx6iryrjch.jpeg)

>>145931

>67.5% ABV

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 No.145954

>>145953

>>67.5% ABV

Shouldn't be classified as whiskey, by law?

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 No.145955

>>145954

>In certain countries, Brewmeister's Snake Venom beer isn't actually a beer because of its insanely high ABV.

yes

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 No.145961

Where did everybody go?

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 No.145963

>>145961

i'm still here

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 No.145965

>>145961

I'm here, just feeling a bit down at the moment really

Anyone got anything exciting going on?

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 No.145966

>>145961

All the cool NEETs are posting on the super secret >>>/premium/ NEET thread. :^)

Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't know where everyone is. Maybe they're all normies in disguise and they've gone out to get shitfaced with their mates because it's the big sports-ball game weekend.

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 No.145968

>>145961

I was cooking toast

>>145965

>Anyone got anything exciting going on?

The toast was nice

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 No.145969

>>145968

I had cinnamon french toast the other day, super good and would recommend as a good NEET snack

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 No.145971

>>145968

I had some toast today but it was a bit shit because the slices were too big for my toaster. Had to either cook all but the top bit or flip it upside down halfway through and end up with undercooked top and bottom.

It was an absolute nightmare, let me tell you

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 No.145972

Had the shittest night at work, took me 2 hours to do this one chicks order because I tried doing three orders at once.

I got to her house apologising and spilling my spaghetti and she laughed and told me to relax

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 No.145973

>>145972

>three orders at once

were they all around opposite sides of town or something?

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 No.145974

>>145972

Who do you even work for? Are you just delivering food?

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 No.145975

File: 9b503c7c4e49b5e⋯.jpg (72.98 KB,500x666,250:333,roastthickie.jpg)

I went to a mates house tonight, just a few boys. was a good drink and chat.

One of the boys called over this girl he's seeing

i fucking hate how much i wanna fuck random pussy, and how a drop of alcohol in my blood gives me pussy lust.

i really wanted to fucked this roastie, she not really hot but she was thcik and she did her makeup real good. I love that shit, really good makeup is just like preening to get a dicking. Anyway we had this kinda thing in the bathroom and i touched her butt

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 No.145976

>>145975

First stage is lust, then anger then rape.

You on a slippery slope neet, I speak from experience

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 No.145977

>>145975

are you having a post work neet party?

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 No.145978

>>145975

>One of the boys called over this girl he's seeing

why.jpg

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 No.145979

>>145975

>uses nigger talk

>muh dick posting

Fuck off nigger

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 No.145980

>>145975

Maybe you need to bring back whoreposting

It seems like the only vice neetking avoids

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 No.145981

I do not like hearing about the sexual desires of grubby neets.

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 No.145982

>>145981

I want to fuck a vagina

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 No.145983

Going to be weird tomorrow with the public holiday given I normally have long NEETwalks and shopping refills given all the normies and wagies are out and about so it's nice and quiet.

Been thinking lately of doing some experiments with various (legal) supplements and varying my time spent at work/internet/masturbating etc. to try and come up with some sort of "ideal life" like I spoke about in my video to avoid depression/be happy - essentially what is the best way to maximize happiness through controlling pleasure and displeasure so you have the healthiest degree of both.

Might come in with a video in a few months about my findings, either way going to be on much less and try to break down this internet addiction indirectly.

Stay comfy and enjoy the warm weather NEETs.

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 No.145984

>>145983

Good luck m8.

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 No.145986

>>145983

>varying my time spent at work/internet/masturbating

5 hours of each then 9 hours sleep.

All solved, that'll be 248 neetbux and a 2 hour loan of your mummybot.

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 No.145988

>>145983

>wagies invading neettime with their 'public holidays'

Have they no sense of decency? Is there nothing they will not take from us?

>>145986

Talk about an unbalanced lifestyle. Where's the vidya? The anime? The movies and tv? The junk food binges? The time spent walking around the streets talking to yourself or lost in your own autistic imagination?

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 No.145989

jesus, beer (NOT getting drunk) and no fap cured my depression

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 No.145990

Weekend plus Public holiday plus school holidays it is a toxic environment out there right now for neets.

Stay safe brothers.

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 No.145991

>>145990

Every day is a public holiday in the fapchamber

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 No.145995

>>145991

The chamber of faps

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 No.145996

File: 938ea12cb9a1998⋯.jpg (80.37 KB,700x933,700:933,9005434-3x4-700x933.jpg)

A young Chad has accidentally killed himself.

>A 15-year-old has died in hospital, days after he was crushed at a Brisbane gym while trying to bench press about 100 kilograms.

>Ben Shaw was found by a staff member at the Pine Rivers PCYC gym on Tuesday evening pinned to a bench after the weightlifting accident occurred.

>It was not clear how long he was trapped.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-01/15yo-ben-shaw-dies-in-hospital-after-weightlifting-accident/9005346

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 No.145997

>>145996

just think of it as evolution in action

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 No.145998

>>145996

Looks like he was a wannabe Chad but fell short.

The bench press can be very dangerous to do on your own if you are lifting a heavy weight. You need to have a spotter there to help. Not having a gym friend literally killed this young man. If he was Chad he would have had a crew at the gym with him.

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 No.145999

File: e1a2830fe9ea81a⋯.jpg (61.98 KB,736x736,1:1,jVvlres.jpg)

NEETs is this a good hair style that would work for anyone, or does it just look good in the photo because the guy has a handsome face?

I am not anywhere near that handsome. Will the hairdresser be laughing at me inside if I show her this pic on my phone and ask her to give me one of these cuts?

I have not had a haircut in ages and am travelling into town to get one soon.

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 No.146000

>>145998

>If he was Chad he would have had a crew at the gym with him.

That's true.

Here's a video of another person demonstrating the perils of lifting alone, all in the same week. Looks like he was using clips, the fucking idiot.

>Man's neck pinned under 120kg in second Queensland gym accident this week

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/09/30/17/47/brisbane-gym-weight-accident-jason-layt-ben-shaw

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 No.146001

>>145999

Haircuts are the biggest minefield, I swear. I would say go to a men's barbers rather than a shopping centre hairdressers. Decent chance that a man will be willing to give you a haircut that suits you and he won't be laughing at you under his breath.

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 No.146002

>>145999

You ever seen a hair style photo that didn't have a good looking model modeling it?

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 No.146003

>>146001

I feel the shame of being a NEET much more deeply around men than women, so I prefer to deal with a fat shopping centre hairdressing roastie than a proper man barber.

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 No.146004

>>145999

>I am not anywhere near that handsome. Will the hairdresser be laughing at me inside if I show her this pic on my phone and ask her to give me one of these cuts?

pretty sure they deal with a lot worse than that m8

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 No.146005

>>146003

You don't have to tell them you're a neet. You can pretend you have a job or are pursuing your phd or whatever

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 No.146006

>>146005

I hate lying. Makes me feel so shitty.

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 No.146009

>>145999 (checked)

Don't get a shitty hair style like this if you're not a chad. Just get a normal hair cut

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 No.146013

>>146000

>>145996

>be retarded normie

>first day of gym

>try and bench 100kg

>die

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 No.146017

>>146013

>Be retarded neet

>First day on the bux

>try and eat 100 tendies

>Shit your pants

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 No.146018

I am keeping all my clocks on normal time rather than the normies daylight saving time, screw them, I don't work, why do i need to know if it's 7am or 8am?

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 No.146020

>>146018

I think Kramer did that on a Seinfeld once.

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 No.146025

>>145997

Alas, I'm sure he'd already impregnated multiple stacies and his spawn will carry on his chad genes

>>146009

I have no fucking idea what a normal cut is

>>146018

But anon, what if you're late for a max appointment?

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 No.146027

NEET king how much bux have you made delivery waging so far? Has cenno cucked your neet payment?

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 No.146028

File: ede610a5c56e4af⋯.jpg (125.4 KB,1000x1000,1:1,61NyDbJ8K9L._SL1000_.jpg)

First time having this.

Really nice, never had dark chocolate besides Old Gold, going well with tea.

Will see how 85% is.

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 No.146029

>>146028

I find I need more sugar in my chocolate than the really dark ones have.

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 No.146030

>>146028

Is the aldi version the same? Might get some dark chocolate when I go shopping in a few days

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 No.146031

>>146030

Extremely likely it would be 70% dark chocolate.

Lindt is on sale at Big W atm, $2 a bar.

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 No.146034

>90% cocoa

I don't understand how people can eat this. I like my chocolate with copious amounts of milk and sugar

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 No.146037

Hey lads,

Who here from Melbourne? We should get high together and drink some cheap Aldi goon. I promise I won't try to rape your tight boipus I just want to make MALE friends who aren't hipster faggots.

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 No.146039

>>146027

I don't keep track of what I earn but my last cenno payment was only $320

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 No.146040

>>146037

Melbourne is nothing but hipster faggots

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 No.146041

>>146039

i got 90 dollars in the last forntight.

hope it doesnt effect my netbux

i'm drunk lads

who in melb wants to be m8s

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 No.146042

>>146041

I'll suck ya dick for that $90 and a sip of goon

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 No.146043

>>146037

I'm from Melbourne, but I wouldn't trust anyone in the NEET thread. Besides, I don't drink or get high.

Be careful if you meet anyone, John/FagNEET is from Melbourne.

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 No.146044

File: 21c33e427407746⋯.png (220.65 KB,680x605,136:121,078.png)

>>146043

>doesn't drink or get high

>in the neet thread

are you retarded, cunt?

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 No.146045

>>146044

Recovering benzo addict. Alcohol fucks me up, it acts on the same receptors. Maybe I can start drinking again in a few years.

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 No.146046

File: 354f21a2dbd1378⋯.jpg (27 KB,680x848,85:106,009.jpg)

>>146045

What about we just smoke a few cones of some strong weed? Come up to Dandenong, cunt.

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 No.146047

>>146046

>Dandenong

Cheers, but I'll pass.

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 No.146048

>>146047

Why? Why do you hate me? I'm not threatening.

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 No.146049

>>146034

Good goy

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 No.146050

>>146045

Did you misuse them, or was it just an effect of normal usage?

>>146046

>Dandenong

m8, this thread is for white people only

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 No.146051

>>146037

Try dandenong that's were all the other degenerate niggers like yourself go.

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 No.146052

>>146044

Just because you're a neet doesn't mean you have to be a degenerate

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 No.146053

>>146046

What a shock the nigger is actually from dandenong

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 No.146054

>>146050

Normal usage. I was prescribed clonazepam by a psychiatrist, I was kept on it for about 2 years with my dose being bumped up every time my anxiety started to break through. No one mentioned tolerance and withdrawal to me. I broke off from seeing the psychiatrist and bounced around a few different GPs to get enough prescriptions to taper down.

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 No.146055

>>146054

Actually, it was 3 and a half years I was on them. Started in February, 2013. My memory is fucked.

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 No.146056

>>146054

Good lesson for other neets to heed. Always do your own research when other a quack or GP wants to push some pills on you.

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 No.146057

>>146054

How often were you taking it? I take it to help me sleep - it makes me too drowsy to still be functional as a daytime anti-anxiety treatment

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 No.146058

>>146057

Daily.

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 No.146061

>>146039

How does the ABN work? Do you have to pay tax or super, or you haven't earned enough yet? I'm asking because I live over east and was thinking about doing delivery freelancing for deliveroo or foodora

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 No.146062

>>146061

Register your ABN for get first, then set aside some money for whatever tax you need to pay at the end of the year

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 No.146063

>>146041

You can earn up to 104 dollary doos a fortnight without it cutting your bux. You have working credits too though

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 No.146066

>>146025

>I have no fucking idea what a normal cut is

not shaved sides like a faggot. just go to a barber and ask for 2 inch length

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 No.146068

>>146066

I already have a 2 inch length though

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 No.146069

Has anyone played Black Desert Online? It's on sale at the moment, and my life is meaningless and requires a Skinner box.

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 No.146070

>>146069

consensus seems to be it has a great character customization thing but bad everything else

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 No.146072

Went to a supermarket just before closing tonight. They were stocking shelves and locking up. Had the whole place to myself. A van load of chinks showed up and bought all the baby formula. Then one of the chinks tried to return some shopping. Apparently there was a special at Woolies, so they though they could 'return' it at Coles and make a couple of bucks. The shrill chink got really insistent and started calling the check out chick racist. Asked to speak to the manager. Security guard came over, then it was "So sorry, don't speak English." Then they all scurried out of the place like rats.

This wasn't Blacktown or Frankston, this was rural Victoria. The same shopping centre has attracted junkies too. Always begging for change or smokes. Shit is going downhill around here.

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 No.146073

>>146069

Is that one of those games where you needs friends to play?

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 No.146074

>>146073

It's an MMO. They're easier/"more fun" with friends, but I don't have any friends and find most people intolerable so I choose to struggle alone instead. Kind of like in real life.

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 No.146075

>>146074

>kind of like real life

I hate that game so I don't think I'll try any other MMOs

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 No.146076

>>146068

>tfw neet benis

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 No.146077

>>146072

The yellow menace follows us all

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 No.146078

I remember a NEET who bought a chinese phone. What was it? Looking to replace my phone by the end of the month.

I'll spend $300 maximum. Not including shipping.

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 No.146079

>>146078

The model two version of mine is out and will set you back about 300, xaomi mi max

They sell it at eGlobaL. Com

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 No.146080

>>146078

I see chink phones pop up a bit on ozbargain, maybe keep an eye out there

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 No.146081

>>146078

I know you said your budget is $300, but you can get an LG G6 for about $450 on sale. Reviews say they're pretty much as good as the Galaxy S8 which retails for ~$800-900.

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 No.146082

File: 39af1075a704bea⋯.gif (574.33 KB,500x281,500:281,yuiconfuse.gif)

File: bd80e5b445029f6⋯.png (1.14 MB,1600x2000,4:5,772682_0_9999_v1_m56577569….png)

>>146079

That links to an atm website. You drunk?

>>146080

I hate wading through that site, 90% of stuff is expired.

>>146081

I really can't go beyond $300 past the little bit extra for express shipping.

Drinking some $9 goon tonight.

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 No.146083

>>146082

>Drinking some $9 goon tonight.

Someone's feeling fucking fancy. What's the occasion for breaking out the good stuff?

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 No.146084

>soft fruity white

Yep, it's a NEET drink for sure

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 No.146085

Disgraced myself again today. Even as a NEET it feels so shameful to have someone pay for you because you are broke. I will pay them back on bux day but this really has to stop.

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 No.146087

>>146083

Yeh he's a fucking show off, I usually scour abo camps when they pass out and take the leftover goon

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 No.146088

>>146085

Embrace it and don't pay them back

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 No.146089

>>146088

hm

I would rather be a pitiful squanderer than a thief.

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 No.146090

>>146054

Interesting. You know, 2 of my main doctors (GP and psychiatrist) are extremely hesitant in putting me on benzos despite my huge anxiety. Things have changed it seems. And apparently they were even bigger in the 90s or before.

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 No.146091

File: e040658a94855f3⋯.png (308.28 KB,602x526,301:263,lactose.png)

>>146049

Daily reminder that milk consumption is an integral part of being northern european, and that dark chocolate is a jewish plot to destroy the white race

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 No.146093

>>146091

The good goy comment was for eating lots of sugar like a fat retard the jews want you to be.

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 No.146094

File: a38d33d5e47a5e1⋯.jpg (53.67 KB,300x300,1:1,1415172421119.jpg)

woke up this morning and one of the fast threads on the home page of 8ch was a meetup threads for australian zoophiles on /zoo/

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 No.146095

>down at IGA for a quick NEETrun

>this IGA has a liquor shop connected to the main shop

>some Chad gets a ton of boxes in his trolley

>his roastie keeps unloading them and putting them back

>Chad pushes roastie back and screams "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE BITCH"

>nope it out of there and powerwalk out after I've paid

How can normies be so rude? It was like 10AM on a public holiday, I just don't understand these people and lack of consideration for those around them

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 No.146096

>>146095

progesterone in the water m80

turns anybody into a pms demon

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 No.146097

File: fb48fffbd5eecf7⋯.png (137.57 KB,645x616,645:616,1506831415091.png)

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 No.146099

>>146097

A glass of warm pee in the morning also makes a difference

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 No.146101

>>146097

A glass of warm pee in the morning also makes a difference

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 No.146104

>>146097

A glass of warm pee in the morning also makes a difference

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 No.146105

File: 7aa05e71c061443⋯.jpg (2.04 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15069128961457685232.jpg)

Got some new shoes, way better than the old Dunlops

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 No.146106

>>146105

Now i know which shoes to look for around perth

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 No.146107

>>146105

I bet you wear jeans with joggers

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 No.146108

File: bc6f06eeb642b5f⋯.jpg (76.6 KB,600x536,75:67,Girls.jpg)

>>146105

>he drives an auto

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 No.146110

>>146108

Auto for the auti

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 No.146111

File: e4429812522d26a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,3.02 MB,3120x4160,3:4,tmp_13018-IMG2017100214341….jpg)

Check out my new creation

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 No.146112

>>146111

You are a vile disgusting neet.

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 No.146113

Got one of those new ten buck notes today neetos. Most exciting thing that will happen to me all week

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 No.146114

>>146111

That's a nice shit

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 No.146115

>>146113

I haven't seen one yet. It will be exciting when I finally do.

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 No.146116

>>146111

You need more fiber mate

that is straight slop!

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 No.146117

>>146116

The only good shit is slop, solids are for normies

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 No.146118

>>146113

You could buy goon with that

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 No.146119

Lunch:

Got a hamburger from Mcdonalds and microwaved it at home

Fried up a slice of bacon with an egg, put it in burger

Dash of cheese and tomato sauce on bun

Lettuce leaves on the side

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 No.146120

File: a35b46216ca6616⋯.jpg (1.6 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Wagemans Bounty.jpg)

Howdy fellas, long time no NEET! I've been away for so long I'd almost forgotten this place's URL, anyway I thought I'd share a pic of just some of the shit I've been spending muh moderately-earned wagie-bux on, aside from the usual fast-food and whores of which there has been numerous purchases to date. I still don't have a GF though…

You cunts all on that cashless welfare card yet?

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 No.146121

>>146120

You didn't actually spend 60 bucks on a nintendo game did you?

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 No.146122

Looks like there might be a real happening in the USA right now. Shooting in Las Vegas. Rumours of 20+ dead.

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 No.146123

>>146121

If you're referring to Monster Hunter then no, as it was free with the 3DS, I paid for the others though.

>>146122

Looking for a Youtube live-stream now

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 No.146124

It's on alright, full auto firearm no less. God bless Americunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pvJpY70nBc

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 No.146125

>>146122

It sounds a lot better planned than your average muslim happening too

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 No.146126

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 No.146127

>>146124

was it a gun free zone?

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 No.146128

>>146126

All those news outlets desperately asking to use the video is a bit disgusting tbh

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 No.146129

>>146128

If it was me I'd say no unless they send $10,000 to my paypal.

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 No.146130

>>146120

>spending $120 on a SNES mini

>not getting a PSP for emulation

>EB Games

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 No.146131

>>146129

add on a few more zeros neeto

the kosher media is going to need to spin this hard and fast if they want to redeem the religion of peace

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 No.146132

>>146127

Maybe they forgot to put up gun free signs in arabic. Racists!

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 No.146133

>>146126

shit footage, i wanted to see the yanks get it gud

>>146131

was it an ackbar?

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 No.146134

>>146133

cant find anything yet, my guess is it is some snackbar or nigger repping blm

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 No.146135

File: 79ad2107f7025d3⋯.png (456.74 KB,795x605,159:121,Untitled.png)

second thing from top with las vegas hashtag…

memes rot your brain

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 No.146136

>>146133

>was it an ackbar?

i'm betting it was

>automatic funs

>mag dump at long distance

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 No.146137

https://twitter.com/S_T_O_P_TERROR/status/914742142114951168

sorry if that's wrong i dont know how to use twitter

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 No.146138

>>146137

nah, i did it right

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 No.146139

File: c6b51bc19d82d0f⋯.gif (905.73 KB,499x499,1:1,1398828096614.gif)

I want to watch the Las Vegas webms on /pol/ but 8chan is shitting itself, so they won't load.

FUCKING ANGERY

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 No.146140

File: 0bda82de97cf1e2⋯.mp4 (6.67 MB,406x720,203:360,Active_Shooter_at_Route_91….mp4)

File: ccb06c4c9086b19⋯.mp4 (3.34 MB,318x180,53:30,automatic.mp4)

File: e882460f0175c48⋯.mp4 (516.74 KB,360x640,9:16,ErzQyDls4QbkveeJ.mp4)

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 No.146141

>>146111

fuck off kike

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 No.146142

But nobody plays PSPs anymore. Plus I go to EB to perv on underage QT GaymerGrilz and flaunt my minimum-wage wealth by buying such silly things when in their presence.

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 No.146143

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 No.146144

>>146142

Thr wagie venom runs deep in your veins

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 No.146145

>>146142

I built a secret trap door in one of the eb's so I could catch them and drag them back to my house, occasionally a few neets get trapped by mistake so I bring them down to max and set them free

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 No.146146

>>146145

You should hand them into cenno for wasting taxwagie dollars

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 No.146147

>>146144

Yes. I'm trying to rid it with Dan's Own Medicine now…

Who else /desperately lonely? I mean how the fuck do I get a friend and/or GF as an Independent Adult?

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 No.146148

>>146147

Yeah i get that loneliness too. It's not easy bring a broke ugly autist

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 No.146149

>>146147

Get a van and rest does it self

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 No.146150

>>146147

I find life is easier not having anyone to interact with. all my previous attempts ended in disaster and damaged my mental health further.

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 No.146151

Into the Wild Turkey Rare Breed, gettin' MAX'ed!

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 No.146152

>>146142

I'm on the dsp and I could buy all that shit ten times over if I cared for it.

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 No.146153

>>146148

Well it's no less worse being an ugly autist who earns with a job. But then again I rarely leave the house outside of work nor do I ever initiate conversations.

>>146149

That's actually not a bad idea as you could use it for a fairly NEET-friendly job such as courier driver plus it would make a decent-enough place to sleep/live out of.

>>146150

I know those feels but still I long to hold the hand of a minimum 5/5-looking female. I've never gotten a blowie at a cinema either. How many Chads take such a thing for granted like it's just as normal as buying a choc-top…?

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 No.146154

>>146152

I'm approximately earning per week what you'd get per fortnight. I just have to get out of bed more often…

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 No.146155

>>146152

>tfw you have a heap of money but you no longer have any desire for anything at all in life and so have nothing to spend it on.

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 No.146157

File: 224968914efc6a2⋯.jpg (25.22 KB,325x452,325:452,images (17).jpg)

>>146155

Give the money to these poor hungry niggers

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 No.146159

>>146157

but they're not even neets

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 No.146160

>>146159

they're probably child models who have never been hungry in their lives

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 No.146161

>>146159

>>146157

I usually see these things at kfc when I working and notice all the ones with niggers they are dresses in school uniforms so they don't look like useless black cunts

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 No.146162

File: b6dec4a47c6b5e1⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15069337763852131241484.jpg)

Look at this mighty neet gut

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 No.146163

>>146162

Unattractive.

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 No.146164

>>146162

photoshop it into a boob, then try again

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 No.146165

>>146162

You're basically me with less hair

I need to get rid of the neet bellybelly tbh

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 No.146166

>>146162

what note does it make when you slap it?

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 No.146167

>>146166

A gong noise

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 No.146168

>>146165

>>146163

Stay mad skele

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 No.146169

>>146168

You should get pictures of those starving black kids tattooed across your belly. As you get broader, so will they

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 No.146170

File: 6407c53659e507f⋯.png (551.73 KB,720x1280,9:16,Muh Arse.png)

>>146162

C'mon m8 you're barely even chubby. Check out muh fat arse in this screenshot of a secretly recorded vid of the whore I recently boned a whore that I'm pretty certain was a post-op tranny, but hey beggars can't be choosers right?

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 No.146171

>>146169

Now that's how you end hunger, I'll hang outside fast food joints and ask people to donate food for the cause

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 No.146172

>>146154

Are you factoring in my cheaper rent, utility bills and other crap I get for cheap/free?

I literally get a $200 discount on my rent (the (((market value))) for my place is 300+ a week for rent but because its a guvbux house I only play 105 a week.

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 No.146173

>>146155

Yeah pretty much.

I did buy gemcraft on steam recently tho and I'll prob buy the new pokemon or fire emblem game for xmas because I wont have internet for a few days/week over christmas.

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 No.146174

>>146157

rather burn it tbh

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 No.146175

>>146170

Never thought about that, bringing whores to your house then filming them.

Could make a porn channel called the Hung NEET chronicles.

But I could never fap to something that I was in

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 No.146176

>>146170

>Check out muh fat arse in this screenshot of a secretly recorded vid of the whore I recently boned

One of the stranger lines I've seen in these generals

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 No.146177

>>146170

John here, I'll be fapping to your arse later

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 No.146178

>>146162

fat fuck

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 No.146179

File: 3d18446bc670d7d⋯.png (149.66 KB,1500x1293,500:431,Boob.png)

>>146164

Close enough?

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 No.146180

>>146170

>fucking non whites

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 No.146181

>>146180

>Not fucking stray cats

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 No.146182

File: 2f9278b9458a190⋯.png (580.22 KB,720x1280,9:16,The Whoreinator.png)

>>146172

I pay zero rent and zero on utility bills because /mumma's boy

>>146175

Whoever said anything about bringing them to your house? Just get one of thoe "backround video recording apps" just in case the whore physically checks your phone just as the whore in the pic I posted the second time I saw her. And here's a screenshot of her sucking my Bad Apple the first time I saw her/him…whatever

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 No.146183

>>146180

>Upholding moral standards as a NEET

Top kek

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 No.146184

>>146182

How do you feel coming home to your mother's house after doing something as disgusting and degenerate as that?

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 No.146185

>>146182

>be wagecuck

>still live at home

>be dspmasterrace

>live alone

Also your whore looks like a fat nigger in that picture.

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 No.146186

>>146183

Neets are the new priest caste

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 No.146187

>>146182

The only time I ever got a whore she farted during the root, almost killed my hard on.

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 No.146188

File: 3e2af7f873df557⋯.jpg (2.12 MB,4608x3456,4:3,IMG_20171002_174339.jpg)

Watching the new Bill & Riley I downloaded from napster

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 No.146189

>>146188

What is the skin cream for?

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 No.146190

>>146182

nice dick mate

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 No.146191

>>146188

LITERALLY reddit: the television series

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 No.146192

>mummybot blew a fuse

this is not comfy

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 No.146193

File: 9c497cf893f559b⋯.jpg (70.3 KB,500x351,500:351,bing bong.jpg)

>>146187

>almost

front bum so happy back bum laughing

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 No.146194

>>146192

What set her off?

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 No.146195

>>146182

> the first time I saw her/him…whatever

what?

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 No.146196

>>146195

His whore is an obese black man pretending to be a woman

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 No.146197

>>146189

I get sores on the corner of my lips when I get drunk and pass out and drool for 12 hours

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 No.146198

>>146188

>watching literal kike cartoon

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 No.146199

>>146198

it's good for you

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 No.146200

>>146196

Yeh but I assume he still got a discount, I tried showing my cenno card at a brothel and they wouldn't give me a discount

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 No.146201

>>146194

she went to the doctor and was told she might have tb and i told her it's because she smokes. truth hurts

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 No.146202

>>146188

I'd really like to hang out with a neet like you. I bet we'd have a few laughs just talking shit at a Maccas car park…

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 No.146203

File: 623d8b8893b24db⋯.jpg (765.68 KB,1536x1500,128:125,1423905085683.jpg)

>>146198

all cartoons are kike cartoons

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 No.146204

>>146201

>tb

she should get a new doctor

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 No.146205

>>146202

We could commit a gangrape in that maccas parking lot too

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 No.146206

>>146205

Two people isn't a gang, it's just a couple of fags

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 No.146207

>tfw depressed

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 No.146208

>>146206

If you rape extra hard the victim will report it as a gang

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 No.146209

>>146208

Grow up

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 No.146210

File: a4c14151c3a0013⋯.jpg (102.72 KB,640x560,8:7,1500579692154.jpg)

>>146207

me too

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 No.146211

>>146209

The only person he's truly raping by doing this is himself

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 No.146212

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 No.146213

>>146209

My penis is growing up

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 No.146214

>>146211

I don't understand why he does it.

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 No.146215

>>146211

If I raped myself when I was underage does that make me a pedo ?

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 No.146216

File: 6c720a65261f414⋯.jpg (18.37 KB,250x314,125:157,Sassoferrato_-_Jungfrun_i_….jpg)

>>146207

>>146210

>>146212

depression is for normie wagie atheists

snap out of it neatos

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 No.146217

>>146215

It makes you a gay pedo

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 No.146218

>>146217

Well , do I get jail or compo then ?

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 No.146219

Anyone ever used Airtasker? Seems like normies will pay a quick $50 to have their lawn mowed and things like that. Some bitch is even willing to pay someone $15 to go down to 7/11 for her and get her a magnum ice cream. It might be a decent way to make some booze money.

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 No.146220

>>146219

I wonder if I can pay normies ten bucks to buy tendies for me

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 No.146221

>>146219

I'll pay you $20 to empty my piss bottles

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 No.146222

>>146199

ok kike

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 No.146223

>>146221

I'll let pajeet handle that one.

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 No.146224

>>146219

I already looked into it, pajeets have flooded it and will undercut your offer

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 No.146225

>>146223

>he thinks I'd let pajeet anywhere near my precious bodily fluids

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 No.146226

>>146203

I know but some are more kiked than others

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 No.146227

>>146224

Damn. I wanted some extra cash but I refuse to sell myself into full-blown wageslavery. Back to the drawing board.

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 No.146228

>>146222

i've also watched all of family guy and think the recent simpsons is as good as their earlier ones

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 No.146229

>>146226

>anime

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 No.146230

Anyone else notice that nandos is run and staffed by pajeets these days, the qualities really hit the wall and you can never understand the cunt on the phone when you order.

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 No.146231

>>146230

My domino's got taken over by pajeet and ruined last year.

It was fairly decent before but now theres no good specials,shit delivery and bad pizza even by domino's standards.

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 No.146232

>>146230

I've never been to nandos

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 No.146233

>>146231

Pajeet is ruining this country

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 No.146234

>>146233

First trolley pushing and call centers, then the entire nation

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 No.146235

>>146234

like any of you cunts can do half as good of a job as the curry munchers

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 No.146236

>>146234

Not long now until we have a pajeet prime minister and designated shitting streets.

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 No.146237

>>146235

I'm pretty good at trolley pushing mate, I can do drifts and all sorts

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 No.146238

File: 0ae8900239cc0a7⋯.png (1.04 MB,1742x1012,871:506,QUENTIN_SCHOOL_ISSHYGDDT.png)

File: 6668a2b51dd42ae⋯.png (100.96 KB,889x284,889:284,confirmed for pedo.png)

>>146203

>Unironically posting quentin images

You might as well be trying to support your opinion with excerpts from comics drawn by Chris-chan.

Still, pretty typical of an anti-anime poster.

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 No.146239

>>146238

i'm sure deep down you know there is a problem

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 No.146240

>>146235

If you can poo in loo you can do a better job

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 No.146241

>>146233

>>146234

>>146236

>Pajeet has spent 4000 years ruining his own country, turning it into the shitting street hellhole it is today

>Australia's leaders think 'Let's invite pajeet over here!'

Nobody can be that stupid. right /aus/?

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 No.146242

>>146228

So whats it like being mentally retarded?

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 No.146243

>>146239

The problem isn't anime anon, it's reality. We just need to gas reality and replace it with anime.

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 No.146244

>>146239

Deep down I know that something worth watching is something worth watching, regardless of whether it's live action, animated or done with puppets.

There's a reason why the most prolific anti-anime posters are all mega-autists, goons and /leftypol/.

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 No.146245

>>146242

ignorance is bliss

enjoy your depression

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 No.146246

>>146241

But pajeet will make our streets so vibrant

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 No.146247

>>146244

>There's a reason why the most prolific anti-anime posters are all mega-autists, goons and /leftypol/.

Yes.

That reason is that you are insane and believe the world works the way it does in your head.

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 No.146248

>>146241

Pajeets lost control for a little bit not too long ago

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 No.146249

>usually fap twice a week or so

>decide to try no fap October

>really want to fap after just one night

what is this meme shit

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 No.146250

>>146249

I fap 4 times a fay

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 No.146251

>>146250

jizz has jammed up your 'd' and 'f' keys

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 No.146252

>>146241

>Our leaders can't be that stupid

It has to be jews right? right?

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 No.146253

>>146251

He's broken his d

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 No.146254

File: 8bac4582cb85834⋯.jpg (31.69 KB,640x360,16:9,1493064098037.jpg)

>>146247

Nerve status: struck.

>>146253

A doctor could probably fix that.

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 No.146255

>>146251

When I was in high school I didn't know about the toilet paper no mess fapping technique so I used to have some reflex paper next to the computer.

When I was about to jizz I'd stand up from my seat and jizz onto the paper as best I could and usually some would get on the keyboard.

Then I moved onto fapping into socks which quickly created an ant infestation in my room because I never threw the cum socks out.

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 No.146256

I wonder if anything will happen given the huge shooting in the U.S., I hate times like these when there's a big happening, makes me feel on edge.

Stay comfy NEETs.

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 No.146257

>>146256

it'll be news for a week then noone will care

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 No.146258

>>146256

My mum was saying that Americans are crazy with guns, I told her gun crime is committed by niggers and spics and if you got rid of them they would have gun crime levels similar to Denmark.

She said all people commit gun crime (blah blah boomer logic) and i told her the black crime statistics and she shut down.

I get the urge to murder my parents sometimes, literally you know.

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 No.146259

File: 0516665da1e67ed⋯.jpg (154.36 KB,1366x768,683:384,samhyde.jpg)

>>146135

He's on Russian TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah69UYskCKM

Any other NEETs bought nice things recently? Ever tried ali express?

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 No.146261

>>146259

I bought socks today

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 No.146262

>>146258

nothing worse than an autist bringing up race/crime statistics at every chance he gets

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 No.146263

>>146262

I also brought up the rising cost of toothpaste then I did a shit into a frying pan and cooked it

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 No.146264

>>146258

>black crime statistics

>I get the urge to murder

wew

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 No.146265

>>146259

yeah i've used ali express, they have pretty good cheap stuff but i feel like a dog buying international gook shit

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 No.146266

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

morning folks

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 No.146267

File: 46fecb5026ff67d⋯.jpg (9.81 KB,250x241,250:241,1433124135947.jpg)

>>146266

Who here hates mornings?

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 No.146269

I had to set my alarm for 9:00 this morning so I would be up in case the delivery man comes.

Fortunately tracking says at least three of my four online orders will be coming today. The fourth seller didn't supply tracking info even though I will have to sign for the package..

When I hear the delivery van in the driveway I will have to rush to get into my normie clothes to answer the door. I cannot be seen in my neet lounging outfit. The smell alone would be too much for the driver.

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 No.146270

>>146244

You forgot the people who simply aren't hedonistic faggots and have decent morals.

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 No.146271

>>146249

>>146250

Every time you watch porn a jew laughs at you.

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 No.146273

>>146269

What are you ordering anon? Drugs? Parts to build a robot girl?

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 No.146274

>>146273

I ordered some new curtains, some Swisse memory + focus, some steak knives, and a large order of assorted kitchen items, including a saucepan, some mugs and several bowls.

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 No.146276

>>146266

morning

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 No.146277

>>146267

i'm liking them now. getting up at around 8:30 these days and going for a neetwalk and then maybe buy some food. helps with depression a lot

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 No.146279

>>146277

I'm the same, I love mornings this time of year when the weathers fresh.

Another month or so i'll hate them though.

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 No.146285

Three of my four deliveries have arrived. I am just missing the steak knives with no tracking number.

The driver caught me by surprise by not parking his van in my driveway so the first I knew of him was when he knocked on the door.

This caused serious panic and I didn't have time to change into my normie clothes so I answered the door wearing my disgusting stained track pants with no underwear.

What a life. What a struggle.

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 No.146286

>>146267

>ordering kitchenware online

what a life indeed. i feel for neets who can't even leave the house to go shopping

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 No.146287

>>146286

I bought decent kitchenware. Not the crap you buy at Woolworths. Online shopping is way easier for that sort of thing.

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 No.146288

>found a doctors with non pajeets

>just rang them up to make an appointment

>"sorry we don't take new clients"

JUST

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 No.146289

>>146288

Yeah I have had this problem. I would phone a big surgery with lots of doctors and ask if I could see anglo-name doctor and it would be "sorry he doesn't take new patients" and then I would keep asking after other anglo-name doctors and get the same answer. Until eventually I asked which doctors do accept new patients and of course it was doctor pajeet, doctor mohommad al Rapist and doctor Mbongo.

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 No.146290

File: 7fb077084f3e905⋯.jpg (223.68 KB,555x700,111:140,1467631398641.jpg)

I just took my first Swisse brain pill. I will let you know if I feel and benefits.

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 No.146291

>>146285

>wearing my disgusting stained track pants with no underwear

T-those are my normie clothes! Should I stop wearing them to job interviews?

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 No.146292

>>146290

did you do an iq test beforehand for a more accurate comparison?

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 No.146293

>>146292

I am just going by how I feel. I think I feel sort of buzzed now after taking the pill but it might be a placebo effect.

I probably should have done an IQ test.

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 No.146294

File: 59815b8663f5445⋯.png (152.16 KB,320x294,160:147,just its over.png)

File: 4f771a8a19a3c5b⋯.jpg (9.21 KB,244x206,122:103,brainlet wojak.jpg)

>>146293

>I probably should have done an IQ test.

Ignorance is bliss. Finding out my IQ was sub 110 sent me into a deep depression.

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 No.146295

>>146294

I would legit choose to have an extra 3cm on my dick than an extra 20 IQ points.

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 No.146296

>>146294

There's a secret to improving your iq and doing better on the tests look up the answers using google or something similar

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 No.146297

>>146296

It's mainly a matter of doing a lot of those tests.

There's almost always a trick to the questions, when you start spotting them you'll score much higher

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 No.146298

>>146297

I can never get the ones where you have to rotate shit in your head.

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 No.146299

>>146298

I kind of sussed those tests out when I was young.

Not claiming to be smart, just at knowing how they work them.

I guess I got lucky with my autism, I find all puzzles pretty easy.

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 No.146300

-Use tinder last night for first time

>Get a match

>Excited

>click on matches profile

>it's a trap

Fucking meme life man

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 No.146301

>>146300

Isn't there some sort of button you can push to exclude that sort of abomination from your results?

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 No.146302

>>146301

Dunno, stopped using it after 5 mins and went outside to rape someone walking past my house

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 No.146303

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>146290

did you catch the messages i was sending you?

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 No.146304

Just got home from an interview

pain

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 No.146305

>>146303

No my tinfoil hat stays on 24/7.

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 No.146306

>>146305

How are you supposed to feel all the wondrous effects from the Swisse™ franchise?

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 No.146307

>>146304

That is why I gave up and completely isolated myself.

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 No.146308

File: 66b2c134232f774⋯.jpg (14.98 KB,673x625,673:625,88c.jpg)

>>146307

i feel like a fucking idiot, god damn

i'm not good enough and i'm trying hard, i've volunteered around 500 hours an havent asked for petrol vouchers etc. this year and i'm still shit

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 No.146310

>>146308

Have you considered starting your own business?

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 No.146311

>>146306

I will remove the tinfoil hat for approximately 10 minutes starting at exactly 7:00pm eastern daylight savings time.

Send me a message and I will tell you if I have received it.

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 No.146312

>>146310

I've got a diploma in business management, it doesnt mean anything

i'd need a market and a product

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 No.146313

>>146312

>product

fake references with physical presence for job applications, no questions asked

>market

neets, other long time unemployed

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 No.146314

>>146311

i got two hours to power up my mojo

get ready for the biggest braingasm you've ever had

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 No.146315

>>146314

Don't send me anything lewd please. I do not want to be defiled.

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 No.146317

>>146313

i'd do that for any of you anyhow, you guys are my best friends

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 No.146321

Idea for a video game

>city country simulator like those pandemic games

>get an island that is p isolated

>main goal is to make the girls of ya country hot af

>ie you get to control the genetics

>pick starting race

>choose levels of immigrant from other countries

>mix the girls up fuck off pol autists

>have 80% white with 10% Persian for them eyes and 10% black for dat ass

>or pure white but you import big tittie eastern yuro

>or pure white and you fuck with eugenics and hormones to get big titties

>get artists to draw mixed girls

>or somehow crawl selfies and use them in game

>have to manage health/business otherwise your girls grow up to be skinny and gross

>manage social issues like feminism (makes girls ugly) and religion

>make your own whore mode, where ypu can have a custom fapp

Man i wish

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 No.146322

>>146321

Are you the guy who posted the pics of you banging the tranny nigger prostitute?

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 No.146323

>>146322

We're all that guy

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 No.146325

File: c3f2705a7cfe2ae⋯.jpg (33.18 KB,480x454,240:227,1487143334400.jpg)

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 No.146327

>>146294

legit iq test eg done by somebody whos qualified or some meme online one?

>>146296

Iq test dont really have questions and answers a lot of its "how fast can you solve x puzzle" type of stuff

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 No.146328

>>146321

T. kike

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 No.146330

Alright the tinfoil hat is back on.

When it was off I heard a loud Reeeeeeeeeee coming through very clearly. I don't know if it was my own internal voice or if I was picking up vibrations from elsewhere. Somewhere a young man is in great pain.

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 No.146331

>>146325

If this means cheaper vodka/gin, I am okay with this

>Health groups have welcomed the recommendation by the Senate’s red tape committee to introduce a single volumetric tax rate across all alcohol products, in a move that would push up the price of cheap wine while making premium wine and spirits cheaper.

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 No.146332

>>146331

They will probably end up increasing the total tax take so that things that should drop in price actually stay the same.

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 No.146333

>>146325

We need to March on canberra

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 No.146334

>>146321

>10% black for dat ass

Fuck off VN

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 No.146335

>>146331

Poorfags btfo

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 No.146336

>>146335

Fuck off faggot

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 No.146337

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.146338

>>146332

>>146333

Fucking jews. Sick of the retarded taxes on alcohol caused by dumb normalfags with muh alcohol fueled violence at our shitty club.

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 No.146339

>>146338

I've seen a lot of alcohol fuelled spergouts at the neet club

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 No.146340

>>146339

The club of one in his room whilst shitposting? I love that club, it's open all hours.

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 No.146341

>>146339

I have all my spergouts while sober.

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 No.146342

File: 84789c612389260⋯.jpg (68.63 KB,511x445,511:445,virginpocketpussymasturbat….jpg)

I'm about to bite the bullet on ordering one of these but I'm getting anxiety if mummybot were to get the mail.

>>146325

$1 increase on a goon cmon you can't be that poor, otherwise you wouldn't drink at all.

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 No.146343

>>146330

ah shit, all my stored mojo must've escaped while i was sleeping through the last episode of rick and morty on repeat

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 No.146344

>>146334

it sounded pretty hot tbh

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 No.146345

>>146341

i am a spergout

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 No.146346

>>146342

Looks like you have GF 2018 sorted

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 No.146347

>>146342

what does the electric bit do?

does it move when it;s on your willy?

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 No.146348

>>146342

Is it hard to make sure that your mum doesn't get the mail? Why would she open a package for you anyway?

If you do order it, you have to make a formal review for us. I've always wanted a fleshlight, but I am too poor for one.

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 No.146349

>>146342

Glad to see we got some lovely young ladies in da club

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 No.146350

>>146347

You put it in beforehand to warm it up.

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 No.146351

>>146348

How much do fleshlights cost?

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 No.146352

>>146351

I don't know, but even if they were $1 they would still be too expensive.

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 No.146353

This sounds like a pretty good development:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-03/instant-bank-transfers-will-soon-be-a-reality/9012270

>Real-time funds transfers between bank accounts, even from different institutions, will be made possible from January next year thanks to a billion-dollar infrastructure upgrade.

>Following a 2012 review of Australia's payment systems, customers of the big four banks and about 50 smaller institutions will be automatically able to use instant payments from around Australia Day.

>"The core benefit at launch is the faster receipt of money in real time, and that will happen 24/7, 365 days a year," Mr Lovney said.

>"Through the weekend, public holidays, at 3 o'clock in the morning — funds will arrive in the recipient's bank account in about 30 to 45 seconds."

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 No.146354

File: 63fc05dfa718d42⋯.jpg (113.62 KB,785x747,785:747,Capture.JPG)

>>146338

how else are they going to afford their normieball tix?

https://archive.is/RAxcA

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 No.146355

>>146352

God gave us hands and spit for a reason

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 No.146356

>>146342

that anime girl looks very disappointed in you

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 No.146357

File: ab8c6b039d1c89a⋯.jpg (184.65 KB,1228x619,1228:619,ali.jpg)

>>146348

Even if she doesn't open it, more like try and see what's in it.

>>146351

$10 if you want just a fleshlight cup, but I like getting anime girl packaging and a warmer.

>>146356

Better than enabling prostitutes.

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 No.146358

>>146357

Btw, I heard those things require a lot of cleaning since you jizz in it. There is another security risk to consider.

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 No.146359

>>146358

Nobody who buys an anime pussy is worried about cleaning mate

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 No.146360

>>146359

I think they should be if they want to use it more than a few times.

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 No.146361

File: 3ca59f9ea4cec53⋯.jpg (4.57 KB,212x300,53:75,31XWC2lvfYL._SY300_.jpg)

>>146357

interedasting but i have something better

i recently bought a doxy love wand, worth every penny, is popular amongst the cam girls but it works just as good on your penor, you dont have to fuck it or stroke or anything, just press it on the head of your penor and relax into a nice orgasm

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 No.146362

>>146342

Stop masturbating you degenerate

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 No.146363

>>146361

That sounds so girly

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 No.146364

>>146363

i guess it is but whatever, this thing is bliss

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 No.146365

>>146361

>that flag

>that post

kek

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 No.146366

>>146361

>sees degenerate post

>notice flag

>what a shock

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 No.146367

>>146361

dat flag…

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 No.146368

I can't approve of all these degenerate sex devices.

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 No.146369

File: a3bf88cd33789bb⋯.jpg (121.12 KB,675x500,27:20,doxy.jpg)

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 No.146370

What's wrong with your hand?

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 No.146371

>>146370

His hand is jewish, it disgusts even him

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 No.146372

>>146369

What brings you to our humble thread, O noble son of Abraham?

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 No.146373

>>146372

>>146371

what's wrong with being israeli? is this not the israeli neet gen?

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 No.146374

Truly "devout" Jews refuse to work. It's against their religion. They pretend to study and claim student benefits indefinitely.

I guess they're honorary NEETs, they game the system so they don't have to work. And best of all, they're jewing other Jews.

https://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21656207-israel-cannot-afford-keep-paying-ultra-orthodox-men-shun-employment-eat

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 No.146375

>>146374

Can you just start wearing those funny hats or are there some other steps to becoming a jew? Can't wait to tell Max that trying to make me work is the Holocaust II

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 No.146376

Doing some stinky farts and savouring them by keeping them under the blankets, got a good poo cooking in my anus too.

Should be a delightful night

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 No.146377

>>146375

You'd need to get a little bit trimmed off the tip. I'm not sure if I'd personally trade my foreskin for Israeli NEETbucks.

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 No.146378

>>146376

I wish you wouldn't make posts like this.

The usual garbage posts plus the sexual degeneracy is really making me wonder if continuing to visit here is a good idea.

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 No.146379

>>146342

use Parcel Collect mate. they text/email you when you package is at the post office and you go and pick it up. you send it to your local post office and not your home address

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 No.146380

>>146374

Truly admirable - an ancient order of NEETs. And somehow they manage to get girls.

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 No.146381

>>146378

i like the poopoo (it's natural after all) but could do without the hookers and sex toys

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 No.146383

File: f16c693a8b96e98⋯.jpg (46.88 KB,508x524,127:131,1462669760883.jpg)

>>146381

>i like the poopoo

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 No.146384

>>146373

shoo shoo mr.jew

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 No.146385

>>146380

They use the age old trick of fucking close family

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 No.146386

>>146379

Or do what I do and have to go to the post officer anyway because the deliverywagie is a piece of shit who doesn't even fucking bother knocking before leaving the "we missed you" card

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 No.146387

>>146378

Don't leave m8 - there has always been a few oddballs.

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 No.146388

Just did an explosive diarrhea

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 No.146389

>>146388

M8, your rear must be dire.

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 No.146390

>>146388

make sure you wipe down the walls - that's always the worst when it dries

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 No.146391

>>146378

It was way worse a while ago when poo posts and whore posting were regular.

I really don't see what's so bad about buying a fleshlight.

>>146386

There are p.o.s delivery people who leave the package on the front door.

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 No.146392

>>146391

>I really don't see what's so bad about buying a fleshlight.

I don't either. None of us are getting a girlfriend, so who cares how we fap?

>>146381

>scatfag says hookers and sex toys are immoral

>is a scatfag

>kek

>>146391

>There are p.o.s delivery people who leave the package on the front door.

I always get mine when they drop it off.

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 No.146393

File: 815a5c5b1b728cd⋯.png (117.1 KB,800x900,8:9,1495110490408.png)

I just told this girl I've been talking to on an online game that I didn't finish high school because of anxiety and shit and now I'm regretting it. She knows I'm a neet and she is too but actually went to uni.

How badly did I fuck up any future prospects lads? She's one of the very few people I've talked to in years.

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 No.146394

>>146393

Talk yourself up about other stuff I guess? As long as you come across as intelligent I don't think she'd mind - I honestly doubt she'll care if she's a NEET too, do you want to try things with her?

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 No.146395

File: 5d045bb05078f3f⋯.webm (1.33 MB,552x512,69:64,laughing argentinian.webm)

>>146393

>confiding in women ever

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 No.146396

>>146390

Mummybot was changing my nappy at the time.

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 No.146397

>>146394

>doubt she'll care if she's a NEET too

neet girls want wagie boys more than wagie girls do

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 No.146398

>>146393

Tell her you're a big guy in the neet generals

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 No.146399

>>146393

>girl

>online game

>future prospects

Don't worry, there were none. You're just one of the dozens of thirsty betas she's talking to, and she'll drop all those orbiters when Chad walks by.

Most girls that have to resort to meeting guys online have serious mental health issues anyway.

Chin up, mate. Remember that 2D girls will never betray you.

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 No.146400

File: 5d02e117ef86447⋯.jpg (156.78 KB,1200x1156,300:289,5780e2256792a34c3e207a2d0b….jpg)

What happened to our israeli? Did you guys commit another shoah while I was having dinner?

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 No.146401

>>146396

My mummy never changes my nappy these days, I walk around in a filthy poo soaked nappy

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 No.146402

>>146400

He won the jew lottery probably

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 No.146403

>>146398

Who's the biggest guy here?

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 No.146404

>>146394

That's the thing, I don't think I come across as intelligent. Probably the opposite, I'm literally ingame everyday from the moment I get up to the moment I go to bed. I don't read books or anything either.

I'd like to meet up with her eventually though.

>>146399

My usual cynical view of women makes me want to just forget about ever getting in a relationship with anyone but it's hard after years of being alone.

You're actually right about the mental issues, she told me she has depression and avoidant personality disorder. But I'm not totally mentally sound either.

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 No.146405

File: 3e48c9d6bd20008⋯.gif (510.56 KB,383x498,383:498,r390zc.gif)

>>146342

I just ordered it with a few other things aswell, I'm so excited for it.

I'm gonna get a Quarter Pounder that I won from Mcdonalds monopoly. Has anyone won anything from it? I don't go to Mcdonalds that much so I only have 4 tickets, 2 of them being instant wins for food.

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 No.146406

>>146404

borderline personality disorder is the one you want to watch out for

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 No.146407

>>146404

Perhaps have breaks or whenever you say be right back delay it 20-30 minutes and saying you're going down to the shops or whatever even if you're not

Also recommend proposing to meet up ASAP as the longer you leave it the less likely it will be of actually happening, perhaps just if you'd like to game together so you don't have to talk on mic or whatever

Go for it anon, it's borderline personality disorders like bi-polar you have to watch out for, she sounds fine.

Good luck

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 No.146408

>>146406

Anything from cluster B or A really.

>>146404

How did you meet her initially? I can't meet women in real life or talk to them, I don't know if it would be easier online.

>My usual cynical view of women makes me want to just forget about ever getting in a relationship with anyone but it's hard after years of being alone.

I have already taken that view. I have just resigned to the fact that I will likely never have a gf. It is easier for me to live that way, people have told me to get a hooker, but honestly, it is more that sex - it is a relationship.

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 No.146409

>>146407

Thanks anon, I'll try and make it seem like I have something to do other than sit on my ass all day. We've actually been joking about meeting up but I'm not sure if she's serious about it or not.

>>146408

We're in the same guild. I was really surprised when I found another neet, even more so when I found out she was a grill. And it would be a lot easier finding someone online since the kind of people you would find in real life would be total bitch normies.

>I have already taken that view. I have just resigned to the fact that I will likely never have a gf. It is easier for me to live that way, people have told me to get a hooker, but honestly, it is more that sex - it is a relationship.

I was like that for years, accepted that I would die alone with nothing to my name. Well I still am but finding someone who I can actually talk to makes me a bit more optimistic.

I'm not interested in sex either, that's what my hand is for. I just want someone that I can love and be loved back.

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 No.146411

>>146409

Good luck anon, you can do it

Nothing worse then slowly losing touch with her and that >what if burning a hole at the back of your mind

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 No.146412

>>146358

I'll switch between condom/no condom.

>>146290

It probably takes at least a few days in before you notice anything, but don't pay too much attention last thing you want is placebo.

>>146404

Is she white or asian?

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 No.146413

>>146403

Probably that fatneet that ran a marathon (can't remember his name, I just remember the pic). Bloke was tall as fuck and fat as fuck

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 No.146414

>>146413

He was a big guy

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 No.146415

>>146411

>Nothing worse then slowly losing touch with her and that >what if burning a hole at the back of your mind

That's what I'm afraid of. I probably won't get another chance in a long time.

>>146412

>Is she white or asian?

Asian.

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 No.146416

>>146411

I still get that feeling about girls I talked to online when I was 15

Maybe I'd be posting in the normie general by now

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 No.146417

>>146415

at least from my experiences if you meet IRL and aren't a complete sperg you generate a degree of goodwill so to speak as she'd have 100% trust in you more so so moving forward if you did fuck something up you'd have some leniency and ground to work with having already met

Might sound weird, but girls hang around guys they've met before and never seem to be in contact with guys they just only purely speak too online, definitely go for it anon

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 No.146418

File: 55f5b26e6ed9274⋯.png (1.08 MB,1366x768,683:384,1495110461032.png)

>>146417

Thanks for the advice anon. I'll definitely ask her if she wants to actually meet up.

We're all gonna make it brahs, don't lose hope.

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 No.146419

File: 922136722bb0cda⋯.png (549.07 KB,680x510,4:3,cheering speedwagons.png)

>>146409

I believe in you anon! Gambatte!

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 No.146420

>>146418

you better not tell her you're a degenerate animefag

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 No.146421

>>146420

Unless she's a degenerate animefaggess

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 No.146422

>>146420

>>146421

She is actually.

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 No.146423

>>146413

That was comfy chair neet

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 No.146424

>>146418

I'll give you some roofies if you wanna do the easy thing and date rape her

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 No.146425

>>146424

I have some news for you m8.

There's this thing called "consensual sex" that some people have been into for a while.

It might sound a bit kinky but each to their own.

On a totally unrelated note I just hallucinated a small black cat in my house, this is unusual.

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 No.146426

Fucking bullshit, went through maccas drive through to claim some food on their monopoly thing and it was only 1 ticket per car.

I had like 5 tickets so I had to settle for a quarter pounder and I'm still hungry

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 No.146427

>>146418

Do you have a good indication of how many people she's had sex with ?

Just because she's Asian doesn't mean she hasn't been corrupted by Western culture, even more true if she's born here.

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 No.146428

>>146425

My parents raised me right and told me that no means yes and the more a girl screams the more she likes you.

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 No.146429

>>146428

Is your surname Fritzl by any chance ?

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 No.146430

>>146429

Nah we don't get caught for our crimes in my family

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 No.146431

>>146430

Ahhh .. They're in politics then ?

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 No.146432

>>146431

Yeh, I'm a starting my own party, the Australia rape party.

Well have rape patrols in every city and everyone gets a turn.

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 No.146433

>>146432

>The Honesty Party

>"We're Gonna Rape Ya, Fair and Square"

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 No.146434

>>146433

It can be a coalition government

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 No.146435

File: 52ddb8d853406f9⋯.jpg (87.24 KB,960x470,96:47,enstyle1500786564694.jpg)

File: bcf4cf74111c67f⋯.jpg (205.59 KB,1742x888,871:444,allahgiftskorea.jpg)

Imagefaps getting weird these days

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 No.146436

Had a bad night at work. Genuinely feels like everyone hates me.

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 No.146437

>>146436

That's the wagie life

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 No.146439

>>146436

What happens outside late at night? Do the degenerates come out?

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 No.146440

File: f69f9c7332346de⋯.gif (275.21 KB,540x810,2:3,1505808749752.gif)

>>146437

I want to retreat back into neetlife. I don't know what to do. Just have to choose between two kinds of suffering.

>>146439

Just empty streets and the occasional person walking around. See drunk people roaming around on weekends.

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 No.146441

>>146440

This time of night is our time NEETs! Reclaim the streets while the normies are asleep! I'm going to bed

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 No.146442

>>146441

I walk around naked at night, any normie who is unfortunate to cross my path will be scarred for life

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 No.146443

>>146442

I actually saw a guy walking around my street naked about 4 in the morning, not long ago. Because of the darkness I had to squint to figure out he was naked.

I assume it was you.

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 No.146444

>>146443

I usually finish all my raping and start walking home at about 4am so it probably was me

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 No.146445

>>146440

How many crypto-wagies do we have aboard the neet thread anyway? Is it just neetking or are there others?

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 No.146446

>>146416

I have a feeling a lot of NEETs have spoken to girls online a lot in the past

I remember talking to this genuine 9/10 for a few months before she stopped replying (Was just over email), remember once she called me despite being in the U.S., perhaps her parents raged for the expensive phone bill and that was why she went no contact

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 No.146447

Also spoke to this other foreign chick for a while who used to be incredibly hot but somehow became a 2/10 in all of about 4 years, I know women age heaps but still

She's a typical Twitter SJW that has "anxiety" and shitposts in the absolute sense of the world just the most cancerous "woe is me" rubbish

I wonder what my life would have been like if I met either

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 No.146448

>>146445

There's heaps of them, i'm sure that a whole bunch are students too.

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 No.146449

>>146447

this post is a thinly disguised woe is me

you would've been perfect together

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 No.146450

Woke up early so decided it would be safe to take the doggo for a walk (trying to avoid normies during the day) and when I got home it was still early so I decided to get stuck into doing some garden maintenance that I've needed to do for ages (like to do it early to avoid the neighbours) and now I'm fucking knackered.

I forgot how much I hate doing physical work.

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 No.146451

>>146449

This entire general is a thinly disguised woe is me

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 No.146452

>>146450

what if the work was only in your head?

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 No.146453

>>146451

>thinly disguised

Not even that

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 No.146454

>>146451

8chan in general is a thinly disguised woe is me

Except leftypol, they come here for the gay porn.

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 No.146455

>>146344

Thanks m8

>>146356

What a fucking stitch up. These fucking people get away with this and want to fucking drug test people on the dole.

To the neets buying a flesh light. Fucking do it. As someone who has experinced a few flesh lights, ona holes, a fake pussy, a few real pussys, few assholes and heaps of mouths.

A good fleshlight or onahole is very good, MUCH better than your hand, better that a loose pussy, almost as tight as good asshole. I went to japan and got a few not a lot of differnece between them, fake pussy is a waste of money and so are the ones with all the extras. Fleshlights are good because you can use them easily standing up lying down or sitting, fake pussy is annoying and you need to pound it.

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 No.146456

>>146342

>>146455

I'm wondering now if you can attach a fleshlight to a small linear electric motor, and get it to move back and forth. Maybe even control it via computer, and have an oculus rift with the right porn game at the same time.

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 No.146457

Boys please don't fall for the self-stimulation Jew. It is degrading to yourself and abuses your dopamine system and fucks your brain.

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 No.146458

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 No.146459

>>146456

Dont want to be a cunt but virgins should not go about designing sex tools.

Girls dont move back and forward gently when you fuck them. When u fuck a girl, YOU FUCK THEM, u pound them up and down. And the pounding feels good.

Anyway sextoys shouldnt be about replicating sex but enhancing masturbation.

get dual screen going with a long video and some sex game on the other one.cum buckets mang

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 No.146460

>>146459

>sextoys shouldnt be about replicating sex but enhancing masturbation

Why not? Making it more realistic sounds like it should enhance masturbation

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 No.146461

>>146459

settle down pajeet

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 No.146462

>>146461

>>146459

>When u fuck a girl, YOU FUCK THEM, u pound them up and down. And the pounding feels good

That is literally the most pajeet thing I have ever read

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 No.146464

File: 69fae17e0aacc0a⋯.png (449.22 KB,549x333,61:37,pajeetwank.png)

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 No.146465

>>146461

>>146464

>>146462

Lel

Tell us about a time you fucked a girl then

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 No.146467

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.146468

>>146464

lol i'm laughing like a minda, even my dog is looking at me like im a retard

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 No.146471

File: 58181552422fd22⋯.jpg (53.96 KB,296x286,148:143,033351.jpg)

>>146464

Nice meme m8.

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 No.146472

>>146458

you'll end up in hell

>but hurr durr hell isn't real

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 No.146473

File: 58181552422fd22⋯.jpg (53.96 KB,296x286,148:143,033351.jpg)

>>146472

More likely your life will be a living hell. Going for the quick dopamine rush at the expense of the more long term slow release life satisfactions is a big mistake.

Masturbation devices will make your life worse.

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 No.146474

>>146473

You know the problem with the christian concept of hell? It only has 9 levels in it - once you've run out of those, what's to discourage you from doing worse?

Using openscad to design a fleshlight mount right now

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 No.146475

>>146474

>christian concept of hell

There's your problem. You need to look towards native polytheistic religions. They share a concept of honour. When you die, your honour remains. Your family will suffer for many generations to come to make up for your degeneracy. But I suppose it's okay if your bloodline dies with you.

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 No.146476

>>146475

>You need to look towards native polytheistic religions

What, like the boongs ?

Lets all worship wobbla the giant fucking toad that drank all the goon and fucked his sister or some shit

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 No.146477

>>146476

My ancestors drank goon, raped and bludged the ancient dole

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 No.146478

>>146476

would they have let the gays get married?

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 No.146479

>>146476

I meant what the Christians call "paganism". The true religion of Europeans.

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 No.146480

>>146478

I saw a truck with its OK to vote no printed on driving down the Mitchell freeway today

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 No.146483

>>146475

> concept of honour

stop watching gooktoons

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 No.146484

>>146478

some mobs apparently even had trannies

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 No.146486

>>146479

"paganism" isn't a thing, it's everything that isn't christianity(or what ever the predominant religion of the era/place is). To say that you follow paganism is like following everything, every different group in Europe followed a variant of that "paganism".

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 No.146488

Hey, neetbros.

Is there any way to get out of volunteering without an heroing or making a public scene?

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 No.146489

>>146488

Get a Doctors note.

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 No.146490

>>146488

if you dont do at least one of those two options you will only be able to get out of it for a week or so.

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 No.146491

>>146488

get a job

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 No.146492

>>146491

Easy for you, Pajeet.

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 No.146493

>>146473

simply not true, masturbation is very normal and there is nothing wrong with it, abstaining for some moral reason, which doesn't even make sense, is what will lead you to suffering.

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 No.146494

>>146488

Suck your max managers cock and hell give you a month off

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 No.146495

>>146494

I have literally never seen a male member of staff at my local employment place.

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 No.146496

>>146493

we know you're a palestinian looking for you's

a jew would make better bait

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 No.146497

>>146486

That is why I used quotation marks around the word. I follow Hellenismos. There is a lot of synchronism between various branches of Proto-Indo-European religion, so it's easy to conclude that they were worshipping the same deities or natural forces under different names.

Whatever branch you follow, as long as it is the religion of your people, you will be following THE true European religion.

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 No.146498

>>146497

yes, very good goy, all goyim must follow one of our religions we have made available to you

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 No.146500

>>146497

>the religion of your people

WE WAZ DRUIDS

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 No.146501

>>146495

I saw one once but he was such a poof he may have been a tranny

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 No.146502

>>146501

We had jews at mine. Literal jews, not just metaphorical ones

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 No.146503

>>146495

The manager at max joondalup is a fat guy, he said he used to work in Japan so he's probably a weeb

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 No.146504

File: 529e11926ac9271⋯.jpg (49.56 KB,850x400,17:8,voltaire.jpg)

>>146498

Y-you wouldn't lie to us, would you Mr Merchant?

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 No.146505

>>146500

>WE WAZ DRUIDS

I propose that we form a NEET druid cult and say that it's against our beliefs to work. If they cut off our Cenno, they're persecuting us for our religion.

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 No.146506

>>146491

make sure it has enough hours though, otherwise you have to wagecuck and wfdcuck

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 No.146507

>>146505

also we can fuck the dumb normie women who join our meme cult

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 No.146508

>>146507

I've seen the sorts of women who join magic/wiccan/new age religions. You're gonna wanna be a chubby chaser. Extra chubby

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 No.146509

>>146508

I'm too unfit to chase anything else neeto

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 No.146510

>>146502

It's like they staff their offices like a fucking "multiculturalism" poster

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 No.146511

>>146508

I'll bring a forklift to bring them neets houses so you don't have to chase them.

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 No.146512

>>146508

The fatties need luvin as well

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 No.146513

>>146510

There's a guy at my Max who looks like the black dude that cucked VN

There are other white men that work there though, but they tend to look down on you more than the women so I don't like them

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 No.146514

File: d4ba1c125d80b09⋯.png (696 KB,633x758,633:758,wojak in rug.png)

>tfw have to go to work in a few hours

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 No.146515

>>146514

I just got home from work

Fucking tired because I stayed up all night masturbating

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 No.146516

The pajeet children next door have been loud and annoying for days, shouldn't they be helping the adult Pajeets prepare the night's curry?

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 No.146517

>>146514

take heart. maybe you'll get fired

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 No.146518

>>146516

Throw them some blank med certs so they can get a bit of practice in before they begin their careers

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 No.146519

>>146515

>Fucking tired because I stayed up all night masturbating

Don't be ashamed anon - we all need hobbies

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 No.146520

>>146519

I like to have a morning wank before I go to work so I don't get tempted to rape the customers

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 No.146521

File: 842875978d181d6⋯.jpg (2.35 MB,4096x2304,16:9,150710469243238404994.jpg)

Working in the shit part of Perth today, see a lot of abo family's walking around in packs occasionally picking up ciggie butts off the ground

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 No.146522

>>146521

you should get on the goony with them

reclaim country and culture, tell them about your 1/16 nunga blood then get extra cenno bux

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 No.146523

>>146520

be sure to put 'Passionate about customer interaction' on your CV

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 No.146524

>>146522

As they say the blacker the better

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 No.146525

>>146521

w-what? I thought aborigines were fenced off behind rabbit proof fences, forbidden to enter cities. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Rank australia's ethnic groups. Are abo's the worst? What about somalians, or the lebanese?

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 No.146526

>>146525

Abos have always been at the bottom but they're not In your face everyday like Pajeet is

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 No.146527

>>146525

abo's are fine, the group i hate the most are white crackheads

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 No.146528

File: 85dee41c1955eff⋯.gif (671.51 KB,498x342,83:57,tenor.gif)

Starting to think more seriously about the DSP. I want to move out with it.

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 No.146529

>>146528

You got a long road ahead of you boy

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 No.146530

>>146529

Assumptions

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 No.146531

>>146528

DSP is the way to go for the NEET with no real prospects of becoming functional.

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 No.146532

>>146520

>tfw too lazy to fap

>>146521

I don't see any abos in the pic. Is that cannington?

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 No.146533

>>146532

If you can't see any abos it's not cannington