/aus/ - Australia

You beating me to making a thread motherfucker.

Were you just compulsively reposting it till it worked ?

I'm going to end it if I don't lose my virginity next year

>>146640

>see OP's image.

>start checking my ceiling for hidden cameras

>>146652

Why do you keep linking this shit ?

You don't even bother trying to sell the place either, it's just "come and play at MY house kids"

>>146648

psst, anon, it's in the smoke detector

You'll have to remove the battery to deactivate the camera.

>>146654

Great, thanks for explaining that m8.

So what the fuck are you still doing here in this horrible place ?

>>146640

>I hope you are all in fine flower.

what's that mean?

>>146644

>>146652

bugger off bum sniffer

fondling the gonads

>>146658

It's true you know, he does sniff bums.

Bloody degenerate.

Pretty irritable today neetos

>>146662

You can probably get a cream to rub on it from your GP m8.

>>146640

Im staying in a hostel in Argentina with my uncle and i blocked a toilet with my huge jet lag and parrilla shits. It's one toilet shared with like 7 people. I hope they blame the low iq autistic guy staying here.

>>146669

he pooed on it

>>146669

Call them back and say you want extra bacon on it

Did pizzaNEET get raped,murdered and poo'd on by muhammad ?

Find out in the next exciting instalment.

Only available in your friendly neighbourhood NEET thread.

>>146672

was he that veganposter from a while ago?

>>146665

Uncle is pissed, im gon get it now boiz. Weve already been chased out of 3 other places because i kept farting constantly. Even this German girl complained the place stunk like shit. Welp its been an interesting 4 weeks. In 23 days im gonna befowl Italian toilets too and cream some deigo pussy.

no chicken salt on my fucking chips, i feel a bit sad.

>>146679

your body will thank you anon, it's healthier that way at least

>>146681

i don't eat terrible food every day, a bit of tasty food once in a while isn't going to kill me

Had to Inspect a Pajeet house today, surprisingly it was cleaner than my house

>>146679

malt vinegar is the better choice anyway

>>146685

that isn't surprising considering the squalor you live in.

wash your sheets

>>146685

What does your room smell like?

>>146685

Pajeet probably doesnt piss in bottles

>>146689

Nah, he saves his piss for it's rightful place on the street

>>146685

The toilets were never used?

>>146694

Dunno, the street outside the house was pretty clean

>>146695

Maybe pajeet has an old wog woman next door ?

I've seen them wash the road outside their house before.

>>146695

that just proves we don't have enough pajeets. We need to import more, so he can feel at home on the streets

>>146697

We could pave the streets with pajeet … just saying.

>>146697

>so he can feel at home on the streets

you do that by importing more pakis m8

NK's Pajeet obsession is hilarious when you take into account his mums current boyfriend is Sri Lankan.

Another day of hard yakka in the garden boys. That is two days in a row. I said I was knackered yesterday but now I am REALLY fucking knackered. My feet ache and I can barely walk.

>>146700

Nah he's a half abbo half nigger with aids

>>146704

A negbo ?

>>146705

A pozbo.

>>146706

Kek.

Maybe a negrapozboong ?

>spending all day watching youtube videos on statistical analysis, learn the techniques they use to detect when survey responses have been filled in with false data

>realise they'd completely miss the way I semi-randomly fill in surveys

I've been fucking up research data all my life. Feels good to have made a difference to the world

>>146708

I always fuck with data gathering on principle, my cats have been on the last 2 censuses.

Non English speaking background, works in pest control.

>>146709

good onya m80, your cat's probably more australian than most of the people working in those data centres anyway

>>146654

Fuck off. I am a NEET and I was only interested in getting a part time job because I have fuck all money and there are things I want to buy. Until I get it I will post here, there is only one wagie here and that is neet king. Fuck off your everyone is a wagie.

>>146713

If he's the same sperg from last time it's also that he thinks NEETs can't have friends or lives and should just sit in their rooms crying and watching anime.

No offence meant to NEETs who DO just cry and watch anime, each to their own as long as they aren't a cunt about it.

>>146700

>his mums current boyfriend is Sri Lankan.

POO'D

where did you come across this hot intel?

>>146702

Good on ya mate

I did some waging as a gardener before and it was pretty enjoyable, being outside is underrated by a lot of neet types

>>146714

I see his point but however, but there are people who cannot make the NEET life sustainable, and there are some NEETs who might want a job. I have been posting here since the 30th thread, Yes this is a thread for NEETs - but anons can discuss about getting a job if they so please.

I don't mind neet(wagie) king posting however, even if he is a wagie, because he is one of the personalities of the thread and is another oldfag of these threads.

Why the fuck do trains still exist? Why? And especially ones that intersect with main roads. I was coming home from an appointment just then, and I was stuck at the train crossing for at least 10 minutes while *three* trains made their way by. Why didn't the *oh so smart* urban planners make the train line go over the road? Or under?

>>146718

Harder to off yourself by jumping in front of a bus

>>146719

Either way after being stuck at 6 million red lights today, I must feel for the wagies having to put up with this spectacle every day. I think there should be less urban density, but wanting that when looking at the current immigration levels is just moot.

>>146720

That shit used to drive me mad when I was waging.

Bad enough doing 10 hours for sheckelstein but to have to sit in traffic for an hour afterwards is just the cock up the arse

>>146715

It's a shit post

>>146718

So i can sit on the train and take creep shots of women

>>146723

>implying that women on the train are going to be of a quality where it is worth taking photos of them

>>146721

Yeah - I think if someone had a big rethink of the roads system, everything would be faster - deliveries, people getting to work, public transport etc. It might cost a lot of money to make all the trains go under/over the roads but I think it would cut travel time. Additionally, it would be good if the speed limit was raised on some roads- 50 for some roads feels way too slow.

>>146725

Get your GP to refer you to the psychiatrist. You can see one for free if your symptoms are bad but there might be a long wait.

I have never understood some peoples reluctance to pay money to see health professionals. I saw my psychiatrist for free (after a 6 month wait) but looking back I would have been willing to pay $200 or so to see one faster.

>>146725

If you go and see a GP they can usually refer you to a government psychiatrist, it will be free, private ones cost money. Your GP can write you med certs that exempt you from WFD but you should get them from a psychiatrist, and through the psychiatrist you can also get dsp (if you give them the paperwork).

Providing you see a government one (which a GP should refer you to) it will all be free. In the meantime between asking for the referral and actually seeing the psych, your GP can write you a med cert if you need it right now

>>146726

>I have never understood some peoples reluctance to pay money to see health professionals. I saw my psychiatrist for free (after a 6 month wait) but looking back I would have been willing to pay $200 or so to see one faster.

Different states have better mental health departments. The one in WA is quite good and there was only a few weeks wait.

>>146725

Just keep in mind after getting on DSP there is no going back. The severity of a diagnosis you would need will be to your detriment if you ever have a change of heart and want to get your shit together.

It's 4pm and now I cannot be fucked going to the shops after the frustration of being cucked at red lights earlier in the day. Might just stay inside and make some Twinings Australian Afternoon tea.

>>146727

>>146726

Thank you.

>>146729

I thought you could still work on dsp but that you had a limit to how many hours or something.

>>146731

>I thought you could still work on dsp but that you had a limit to how many hours or something.

Yes there is a limit, you can work up to 30 hours per week on DSP before you payment is affected . You can eventually get off it if you ever want to,(if you get it in the first place) but if you ever get off it and want a job that is more than 30 hours per week, you cannot get back on the DSP after working.

>>146732

You can earn 75% of a fulltime wage then get an extra 800+ bux a fortnight. What a fucking wrought. This needs to be reformed badly.

>>146733

>You can earn 75% of a fulltime wage then get an extra 800+ bux a fortnight. What a fucking wrought. This needs to be reformed badly.

I think if they work those hours the payment gets reduced, by how much I don't know, but I doubt they would still get $800 a fortnight if they worked like, 25 hours a week.

>>146733

It is spelled "rort".

They make it generous so as to encourage DSP bludgers to work and eventually stop bludging which saves money in the long run.

There is a mosquito in here terrorising me.

>>146736

Wave some bacon at it, mossies hate bacon

>>146733

Most people on dsp are too retarded or broken to work, there aren't randos out there getting dsp for nothing and abusing the system

>>146738

One in six Lebs are on DSP. They are famous for bludging on it. All middle-easterners are:

http://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2013/08/a-bit-of-analysis-on-who-gets-our-welfare-payments-one-country-of-birth-stands-out-a-lot.html

>>146739

OldNEET here, that's fuckin' funny, when I was young it was all the Italians on workers compo for bad backs.

"The wog retirement" we used to call it.

>>146739

Think of all the dspbux spent on buying kebabs

Fully hectic

>>146739

I did mention retarded

I'm not on dsp (but have a Pensioner concession card) but the main benefit to being a dspneet is getting rego completely free. Since I am a half-dsp I only get it 50% off.

dspneets, are you aware of the rego savings?

>>146743

In my state you get a discount but it is pretty small. Not even close to making it free.

>>146743

reeee why wasn't I born retarded enough to qualify

>>146743

mummybot buys my goon so I've never learned to drive

>>146746

The Dan wagie probably thinks your mummybot is a drunk

>>146744

It probably varies state to state. In WA dsp gets rego free, and people who don't have dsp but hold a pensioner concession card get it 50% off.

>>146747

Dan does not judge

>>146746

>letting mummy find out about the secret goon or alcohol stash

>>146749

If I worked at Dan I'd judge everyone. I even do it a bit when I'm on a goon buying trip.

Might go buy a pizza tomorrow. Also found this $50 coles group gift card I must have got for christmas last year, might go to liquorland and get some gin to cash it in. What gin should I get NEETs? I already have some goon at home and want to get some gin

>>146752

You should save your money. Use the gift card to buy necessary grocery items, not degenerate luxuries.

>>146753

Fuck off mummybot

>>146753

You should get a job. Stop being a degenerate leech.

>>146755

You should get a nice wife and kids. Stop being a waste of life.

Am watching Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. Really shit movie. The opening is pretty good but then it gets awful.

>>146755

Your mum should get a job, maybe one where she learns how to teach her son to not be a whiny little cunt.

>>146756

I intend do. Having a good family is very non degenerate.

>>146758

My mum has a job.

>>146755

>working for the jews

Crab bucket is getting rowdy tonight.

>>146753

I already have plenty of money saved and I have already brought my groceries for the week. 'Degenerate luxuries' - is a term used by communists. The great part about living in Australia is that we have luxuries here - for an affordable price. If you want to live life without any luxuries, cancel your internet connection, destroy all your electronics, and buy all home brand foods. If you want to limit your life, be my guest. Oh, I don't do drugs either, before you accuse me of doing them.

>>146755

Let us toast a glass of goon to this gentleman and taxes he pays to support us.

>>146743

>being a dspneet is getting rego completely free

i'm full dsp (dont have to go to cenno or have a quota of jobs) and i pay standard rego

$226 for 3 months

>>146761

It's turning into a crap pot

>>146766

And we are the wagies shitting in it from above

>>146756

you should buy a house and a speedboat and go wakeboarding

>>146767

Shitting hard earned taxes, that is

>>146657

>So what the fuck are you still doing here in this horrible place ?

this is my last post in this thread

>>146714

>If he's the same sperg from last time it's also that he thinks NEETs can't have friends or lives and should just sit in their rooms crying and watching anime.

if you actually read the thread i posted on dot pl you'd know that isn't me

have fun having depression for eternity you godless faggots

>>146768

I can't even wake half the time, let alone wakeboard

>>146769

You have to eat my excrement to survive and the rest of society can see shit on your lips.

I think I changed my mind about the gin, liquorland has 700ml of Bombay sapphire for $45, or for $50 I can get 1l of vodka. I might go the vodka, it will probably last for a few months anyway.

>>146770

Why are you leaving when only one wagie (neet king) is posting?

>>146773

Oh fuck off, faggot. Do you really think we care? Enjoy pissing 80% of your life away to afford shit you don't need in a world fast going downhill. Butthurt faggot.

>>146774

My current bottle of vodka has lasted since christmas

>>146774

Damn I struck a nerve. You are paying a very heavy price for more free time. I would rather give up 38 hours of my week than completely opt of even having a chance at all the good things that come with not being at the absolute bottom of society.

What do you think your life would be like without internet?

>inb4 OldNEETs taunt us

>>146776

>You are paying a very heavy price for more free time

At least I have free time, cuck. What price? The price of not having a horde of money to piss away on frivolities?

> I would rather give up 38 hours of my week than completely opt of even having a chance at all the good things that come with not being at the absolute bottom of society.

Why is being at the bottom of society bad? Because you can't go to your dinner parties on the weekend and blow $200 at some shitty club? Being rich (or more importantly working) doesn't mean you are successful. 38 hours a week, and what do you have to show for it? More shiny things?

Also, you call me butthurt but you come into a NEET thread and then whine when everyone doesn't have it as miserable as you.

>>146777

I tried to quit the internet - got my service disconnected - but I was back on after about 6 weeks.

It was really hard. Maybe it wouldn't have been such a problem if I wasn't NEET and didn't have so much time I needed to fill.

Time moves much more slowly with no internet. Which is good in some ways - you can do more thinking - but it is also really boring and some of the things you think about are things you would rather be distracted from.

>>146777

At this point it's completely impossible to even guess at. The internet has been a core part of my adolescence and its impacts spread throughout my entire being

>>146775

Mine might last longer, is yours a 700ml or 1l?

>>146770

>this is my last post in this thread

you'll be back

>you godless faggots

Wow, neets BTFO. Did he really have to call us atheists? That really stings man.

>>146777

Well, for one thing, I wouldn't have to obsess over The Jewish Conspiracy. Ignorance is bliss

I had to throw my bottle of olive oil out. I was taking too many sips. All those calories ruining my diet. The temptation was too much.

>>146781

700 I think

Too lazy to go to the kitchen and check though

>>146777

The internet occupies too large a part of society, too large to shut off from. In fact doing so would largely be a determent. I think for a lot of us it provides social interaction and a learning resource, also entertainment.

The times before the internet, it was possible to live without it. The world was better then, so much so you didn't have to compensate with a escapism tool such as the internet. In a way we know deep down that we have access to more information and social avenues, but these are necessary because society at large is currently shit. The internet makes it tolerable (or depending on where you go, worse)

>>146783

Do you like the taste? I have never tasted it on it's own, but I switched to using it as my go-to oil of choice since I was red-pilled on vegetable oil.

>>146786

Yeah it is pretty nice. Can catch you at the back of the throat and make you cough though.

>>146785

Ok, we're in the twilight of western civilisation, but at least we can torrent tranny porn compilations, so it's not so bad

>>146788

I was thinking more like, we have access to all the information, more than we ever could possibly learn. Of course there is a lot of garbage, and fake news.

Also, I have no friends, so I can talk to like people here. Without the internet we would all be equally as lonely.

>>146785

>I think for a lot of us it provides social interaction

This is definitely true for me. I tried taking a break from places like this but it just left me completely alone. Even the half assed links you have with others here is enough to keep a person grounded and sane.

I've been on chatrooms, irc, various instant messaging services, forums, to neetdom, mental health etc. It's like having a vending machine selling junk food at the end of your drive way - it helps satisfy impulsive need for company, but doesn't do much for you long term.

>>146791

Some people can't find company any other way.

>>146791

>it helps satisfy impulsive need for company, but doesn't do much for you long term.

I have a brother who I am close with. It might be a better situation to others, but I have had friends before, I had too many bad experiences and years of isolation have dulled my social skills (what "skills" I had in the first place).

Lets be honest, say you put on a mask and go out and meet people. 98% of people out there are cunts, normies, narcissists, manipulative, or just plain assholes. Why are we recluses? Because we have been burned by experiences with society at large? There are good people out there, but I really don't have the fortitude to sift through and be destroyed in the process.

>>146794

Do you have a job? Did you make it?

>>146794

still waiting on my postal vote

>>146740

Italians are still dodgey as fuck

>>146794

Is the Vita worth the money? I've thought about getting one so I can play degenerate weeaboo vidya games in bed, but it's barely sold anywhere now and seems a bit dead

Good to see you're doing well though mate, you had some good points in that rant you posted ages ago

>>146749

I was at my joondalup dans when I finished inspecting and they had a mean looking security guard at the door, neets must be causing trouble down there

>>146794

Why were you upset with the charlottesville events?

>>146762

Fapping is a degenerate luxury these days

>Bombay sapphire

My mum drinks that

That ad down the bottom is making me horny

>>146804

Do you have a power outlet in there? Should install a mini fridge.

>>146678

Raycisssss

>>146804

Do you like their pale ale?

>>146809

Sparkling is good I reckon, pale is just beer to me

>>146805

Nah don't have either, I got a car fridge thou

>>146804

Not even the goon cave is sacred anymore

Neet King truly is dead

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/333872

Here ya go olive oil neet

last day of the normie migration tomorrow lads

just a gym session and nice book read for me, what's everyone else up to?

saw a bunch of teenage dropkicks at the shops today, just sitting around all wearing disgusting street wear shit - I wonder if they get NEETbux or just have rich parents.

>>146798

Buy a Vita TV if you want one, I got one a few months ago and it sub 3.60. Plus you can just plug in a portable hard drive and use that storage instead of paying for an expensive as fuck proprietary memory card. You will need a PS3/PS4 controller though.

>>146814

If you're just doing cardio then I'd say it isn't, running is definitely nicer outside when you are getting vitamin D, have a nice breeze and can feel the energy of the world around you as you push yourself. Lifting is too but home gyms are expensive.

I'm trying to make it too anon, what things do you still have in your way you're trying to overcome?

>>146814

No matter how much a neet tries, they always come back to the bucket

>tfw no gf prospects

Any of you talking to girls ?

>>146819

Im talking to this indonesian chick right now, she' muslim and wears ahead rag. Sound weird but she's shown me her tits a few times

>>146820

That's cool. How did you meet?

Are you looking for a relationship or just some Muslim pussy?

>>146819

Not atm, used to have a tinder profile and would talk to one. I stopped talking to her for a week and she deleted it, I'm too fat atm imo to talk/eventually meet up to fuck with any bitches anyway. My self esteem is fucked

>>146822

Do you use angled pics to not look fat on tinder?

>>146821

Who knows

>>146823

Thats what a lot of chicks do

>>146824

You

>>146823

No.

>>146825

>myspace angles

>>146827

Passive aggressive faggot

>>146814

>Not interested in talking politics.

You mentioned it quite emotionally in the post you made a month ago before leaving, you worded it quite ambigious and it left me curious, did the events at Charlottesville put you off the movement?

>>146778

>Why is being at the bottom of society bad?

- almost zero sexual market value to attain intimate relationships

- very slim chances of attracting a desirable mate

-lack of independence

-lack of financial security

-loneliness and isolation

-lack of belonging

-low self esteem

-less social capital and means to establish meaningful friendships

-more likely to indulge in self destructive vices because you don't have access to conventional sources(friends, sex, gf, responsibilities…) for positive emotional reward at the satiation level

etc

>>146830

Fuck that parmi looks good. Been out on the piss?

>>146834

Nah just ordered a few late night pizzas here before and decided to try eating here, I'm looking at them add pizza toppings onto pizzas next to me and none of them are using gloves though..gross

>>146836

Do you suffer more as wagie than you did as a neet?

>>146733

Nope. Every dollar you earn, before tax, drops the pension by 50 cents. Once you factor in the tax rate and other deductions, you're not ahead by much. Earn 2 grand a fortnight and you're off the pension, even if you're under 30 hours. At best you can get a couple of hundred extra a week, assuming you get a part time casual job that is an actual part time casual position and not jewry to jew you out of full time casual.

I guess if you were doing cash in hand type work, the sky would be the limit. That's what wogs were known for. I hear people can make $700 a week doing personal shopping for chinks, assuming you can beat the rest of the locusts to the baby formula. Of course, you don't need to be a neet to cheat the tax man.

>>146837

It's just a different kind of suffering

>>146837

Different anon here, previous neet and a wagie now. When I was a neet shit was incredibly bleak, day in, day out having absolutely fuckall reason to get out of bed, same old shit. Sure, it was nice getting to sleep in spend all day in bed which I still do on my days off but now that I'm working, I feel like I have purpose now, I have made friends with my coworkers and getting to meet and serve new people every day allows me to improve my confidence, I still have a long way to go but at least I'm not isolating myself in my room day in day out now.

>>146833

>almost zero sexual market value to attain intimate relationships

Sex and intimacy aren't the same thing. Sexual market value is not solely determined by income or social status. Get /fit/ or develop a talent.

>very slim chances of attracting a desirable mate

Lower expectations.

>lack of independence

We're social animals. Unless you're prospecting gold in the Alaskan wilderness, you're dependent on others. You can't claim independence as a wagie or a salaryman. Contractor maybe, but you're still dependent on clients. Your boss might be independent, assuming they own the business that funds your lifestyle.

>lack of financial security

Pension for life

>loneliness and isolation

>lack of belonging

Where do you think you are?

>low self esteem

Nah.

>less social capital and means to establish meaningful friendships

How so? Hobbies are cheap. Don't conflate a lack of desire to interact with people with a lack of ability.

>more likely to indulge in self destructive vices because you don't have access to conventional sources(friends, sex, gf, responsibilities…) for positive emotional reward at the satiation level

Nah.

I can only speak for myself though. I used to be a materialist, but I'm trying to reform. Went to the range the other day. Spent 2 hours plinking at paper bunnies and I didn't even know where the time went. Met a few interesting people. Apparently I get discount membership on account of the pension. Also going to check out the local mens club and learn some carpentry skills some time in the next month. I'm developing skills and learning new things. You poor wagies don't have time for this sort of thing.

>>146840

Good for you. Self improvement is the best kind of masturbation.

>>146841

There's a few mens sheds around that are good, get there now before they turn into gay clubs

>>146842

>Men Doing Their Own Sheds

Also but unrelated, fuck insomnia, fuck it with a big stick with nails in

Trouble sleeping again. Up early and couldn't get back to sleep. I should have been tired as fuck because of all my gardening work yesterday.

Why must existence constantly be torture?

>>146846

you can't be comfy if you don't have discomfort. have a nice nap this afternoon

>>146847

I think I will end up having a nap at some point. I usually try to avoid them because they make it harder for me to sleep that night.

I wonder if I should ask my doctor for sleeping pills.

>>146819

Some qt on the bus smiled at me as she walked on and we had a bit of a back and forth chat but she wasn't really what I go for and tbh I have a lot of things I want to work on myself before I pursue anything like that.

I think what's mentioned here sums it up well in that for us gfs might not be what we expect

>>146829

>the movement?

are we a team?

>>146836

This is some heavy duty virtue signaling neetking

You wish to appease us?

>>146840

I knew there was more of your kind here.

>>146848

Heroin

thank me later

Since I was up early I went for a drive this morning. I go early because traffic causes me so much anxiety. Seeing a car behind me causes feelings of panic.

I don't drive much any more. I only really go to the local shops for my fortnightly NEETshop. It is just down the road and if I go early there are hardly any cars around and the car park is empty.

I go for a random drive in the week between fortnightly shops because I am afraid if I leave the car without using it for two weeks the battery will die or something similar.

I wish I didn't feel all this useless anxiety.

>>146853

>Seeing a car behind me causes feelings of panic.

slam on the breaks and say there was a cat and get cash out of them

What add ons to your browsers do you use?

I use tampermonkey, uBlock origins and 4chanX but i dont know what they do

I tried to use brave browser and that seems really cool but i couldnt get the quick reply box to come up on the chans so i stopped using it, i know there is a way to get it to work but i dont really get how to add extensions or whatever

>>146855

do not ignore the coincidences

Well 2nd week on the job and i just got called in for disciplinary meeting. Why?

For being late 20 minutes 2 times. I wish i told them to get fucked and walked out. Employers dont really want someone to work they just want someone to jump when they say and bend over when they say.

Its a fucking temp gov job processing transactions. Real boring very easy. Also i mDOING ALL MY WORK FOR THE DAY AND THEN SOME. They give us a 100 to do a day and i hit 150 easy (with me bludging). There are two other ladies doing they same job and they just do a 100.

One day i did 200 because i tried. Literally double the work but the mgmt want to pull me on BEING FUCKING LATE.

man fuck work. I cant wait for this fucking shit to be over and get back on the dole. Its just bullshit. They also called me out for "longer lunch". Nevermind the faggot manager and his smoker buddies take ciggie breaks 6 times a day.

Fuck this fucking gay shit.

sorry for shitting up the neet thread guysive been neet for the year until now

>>146858

Turning up on time is a pretty basic thing m8. I can't take your side here. You need to stop and reflect on your attitude towards things.

>>146856

Firefox with adblock and noscript

Noscript is very good bascailly anything on any webpage will not open run unless, u allow it via no script. Good for that popups on porno sites because they just popup but the noscript stops everything else. Also good for websites with annoying autoplay videos

>>146858

maybe you should be more punctual, they're not paying you for lollygagging

>>146860

sorry, i should've mentioned i use chrome

do you know what should be used to allow the quick reply box on brave?

>>146861

>>146859

Yeah their paying to the process transactions which im exceeding at.

Can you tell me why i need to be on time when all the work gets done?

>>146864

>Can you tell me why i need to be on time when all the work gets done?

This logic always drove me mad when I was a wagie.

From your bosses perspective it'd be "if you turn up late then EVERYONE will" type of shit which is true but as you said look at your workload.

Probably not much help to you but if you stick round a place for long enough for them to realise how much you do THEN you can start telling them to fuck off, if you're lucky enough to not have an arsehole boss (lol)

>>146864

>Can you tell me why i need to be on time when all the work gets done?

Because it's a government job? You're earning a wage, not a salary. Process 99 forms, then shitpost here until the end of your shift, then do the last one. Every extra 100 forms you do, is an extra day you wont be hired for the temp job, so your work ethic is fucking you over in the long run.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

>>146865

>>146866

This it's fucking bullshti but all you can do, especially in Australia and in the public sector there are so mainly braindead Stacies who don't have a clue how to do anything. So many people turn up at 9AM and yet do fuck all until 5PM with the most intensive thinking and moving they do being what carb processed shit to eat at lunch and how fast to gobble it down

>>146868

If that's true then just do the same

>>146866

it's a salary not a wage but can confirm, this is how all bureaucratic offices work which is why blue collared folk look down on them

if you wanted to do something constructive with your time and efforts in a white collar sector you'd be working commission or running your own business m8

>>146850

Were a bowel movement

>>146851

Nah just get sick of seeing those retarded arguments

Just had a morning fap, slightly hungover and time to wage

I just got back from my morning NEET walk.

Saw a bunch of gooks that I honestly could not tell if they were poofs,trannys or just dressed in strange fashion.

It's like they were a gay gook gang or some shit.

>>146868

>brain dead stacies

Some gems from today

>when was ww2

>what does reference mean?

>is a peee n gee file a virus?

>what is 200x11?

>goes to find a physical calculator while sitting at a computer

Dumb cunts too stupid to fucking google.

The young stacies here are really fucking annoying. Always chriping about some dumb shit too, they never shut the fuck up like they have an aversion to silence

>>146871

Impossible. For the reasons above and also because these people are idiots who do everything slowly. They do jack shit all day because they type with one finger and use right click to copy paste. I would need to half my mental capacity to operate like them.

I also cant just fucking do my work and then shitpost because the manager sits right next to me.

>>146866

>Every extra 100 forms you do, is an extra day you wont be hired for the temp job

Very good point anon

>>146878

Yeah they dress weird as fuck, especially Chinese international students look like everything they buy is the $9.99 "FASHION" shit for sale on eBay shipped from Hong Kong

>>146879

That sounds awful anon, really makes you wonder how such dumb people can get through life doing just basic tasks. I mean surely new people join and are just in shock by how incompetent these people actually are, the worst are the lifers who have somehow stayed on for like 30-40 yrs, just thinking of the sheer wasted $$ that has been spent on them over the yeasr is even more depressing than the chirpiness of the OMG TRAVEEEEEEEEL young Stacies imo.

>>146879

>brain dead stacies

I was actually shocked many years back to discover that even being a young autist stacking boxes in a warehouse that I could use a computer better than any of the office staff.

Public service staff are even worse from what I've seen too, they consider the half-arsed shit non-government offices do to be "hard work".

>>146882

That's why government jobs exist, to give useless women jobs

>>146883

Private companies do it too. I don't understand why. You'd think they would want to save their money.

>>146885

The only theory I could ever come up with is that people like looking at young women (shock horror !!) and will put up with incompetence for a perve and a chance at a root.

>>146879

>they never shut the fuck up like they have an aversion to silence

women hate silence and peaceful times

>>146886

A lot of them are fat middle-aged women.

>>146888

Tbh I found they were the more competent ones, not hard working or anything but they usually knew what they were doing.

This is 10-15 years ago though, I guess the ones who were young and stupid then are old fat and stupid now.

Any neets here still doing wfd?

>>146893

i'm not

>>146896

Using drugs ruined Heisenberg's wigger partner's life. Drugs are for losers (unless you are manufacturing them and wearing a boss fedora).

>>146853

Usually I'm the opposite - I always get stuck behind someone and it enrages me and I start yelling 'MOVE NIGGERFAG! I have important neet business to attend to'

The only time I actually swear at people.

>>146858

>Posting about problems at work on a neet thread

Be 8 hours late every day, then you can have sympathy.

>>146868

>>146879

>>146883

I have a hypothesis the government employs women to slow down the birth rate. Overpopulation used to be a really big issue, then suddenly it got replaced by 'feminism'

>>146878

>>146881

Fancy-fashion neets plz go. I have a pair of tracksuit pants I've washed at least twice this year, and with small holes that seductively tempt the world with by large, hairy buttocks. Along with a tshirt this should in all conceivable settings - ie, sitting in front of your computer, and morning visits to dan's.

>>146893

They probably died from despair anon, this being the real way wfd reduces the number of unemployed.

>>146898

If you could die from despair I would have done it ages ago.

>>146897

I was asking because I used to take prescription amphetamines (for ADD) which are closely related chemically to meth.

They made me energetic, focused and determined, and removed my lethargy- but they also made me grim, anxious and removed my sense of fun and creativity.

Worst of all, they gave me paranoid thoughts - I kept thinking the world was really dominated by a sinister network of jews, who ruled the world through control of finance and the media.

Naturally, I did the responsible thing and stopped taking them.

>>146900

Sounds like you were taking red pills.

brush your teeth

>>146901

Amphetamines = Red Pills

SSRI's = Blue Pills

prove me wrong

>>146900

So everyone on pol is on meth?

>>146906

i'm on oxy.

fuck drugs

>>146903

Dopamine = The Neurochemical Aryan

Serotonin = The Neurochemical Jew

…or something

>>146906

Amphetamine is different from Methamphetamine. That's why I wanted meth-anon to report his research.

>>146909

if you shoot it, it lasts longer

you gotta mix it though, the concentrated shit will fuck you up

>>146911

I cut it with carrots, celery and onion.

all this drug talk has given me the itch

i misspelled shit like 10 times in this post

>>146917

do

==NOT== fuck up redtexting

>>146918

lol i

FUCKED IT UP

must've been the drugs

>>146919

IT USED TO BE LIKE THAT I SWEAR

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYMORE

>>146918

<i know right

>>146910

>13 fucking dollars for a dvd in the current year

Normies are getting jewd hard

>>146893

I got a job to get out of it. They sent me a survey the other day with a bolded line saying "IF YOU DO THIS SURVEY YOU WILL AVOID A PHONE CALL". Sneaky cunts. I opened the survey out of cursiosity and the only real questions were "did wfd increase of decrease your desire to get a job?". Hopefully my no answer will help spare future neets from the horror that is my current reality.

>>146928

To clarify the question was phrased "Did WFD make you increase your job search options?", hence the no answer.

>>146864

This is proof you can take the neet out of the unemployment but you can never take away the neet mindset

>>146819

The cashier at Target reluctantly talked to me briefly while she served me

>>146931

did you ask for nudes?

>>146932

I don't want to see nasty wagie pussy

3rd fap of the day.

My balls hurt.

>>146934

Really poor form neet, you need to practice more or you'll be kicked from the neet fap team

>>146900

>Worst of all, they gave me paranoid thoughts - I kept thinking the world was really dominated by a sinister network of jews, who ruled the world through control of finance and the media.

That is what is actually happening though.

>>146934

>>146935

Correct diet, strict training regime, intense psychological motivation - and stay away from the temptation of performance enhancing drugs

>>146936

are you meth-neet?

>>146940

I overdose on shame and poor self control. Gets my average right up to national level.

Has halfchan /pol/ recently become a painfully ironic parody of a white nationalist board or has it always been like that?

>>146943

>>146944

/pol/ has always been a white nationalist board.

>>146945

/pol/ has always supported Israel

>>146946

wut

>>146943

The problem with pol is that it's full of 14 year old memelords

>>146948

I have adjusted aptly

>>146947

It's true.

>>146950

Fuck off kike. /pol/ has never supported israel. Just because a few redditors are there that un-ironically do, doesn't mean the consensus it.

>>146951

It's cunts like you who cant into irony that shitted up the board.

If you lurked for the two years like everyone said you should've and spent your initial time in /b/ootcamp by the time it came to posting you would've seen all the "redpills" and be able to discern info from shitposts.

also, if you came after 2013 the site was already a shitfest so tough titties

>>146952

Ironic humor is the favorite humor for redditors, hence why I despise it's use.

>If you lurked for the two years like everyone said you should've and spent your initial time in /b/ootcamp by the time it came to posting you would've seen all the "redpills" and be able to discern info from shitposts.

Fuck off. I have been on 8chan since 2013, I am sick of muh ironic memeing because it's just utter shit. Say what you want to say, not coat it in irony so you can perpetually claim "its just a joke" whilst being devoid of any actual genuine discussion.

/b/ is shit and always be shit.

>>146953

>it's just utter shit

Then why do you go there? If you want the deep, dark, undiluted truth read the financial and business sections of the news.

>>146953

>>146954

>>146955

/pol/ is a bunch of kids, anyone who has any sort of knowledge about the shit they talk about cringes at the shit that gets posted. So much of it is just flat out wrong and inaccurate.

I'm not even against the things that they necessarily support half the time but so many are so obviously either /r/the_donald transplants or <18 yrs old but I guess that goes for most of halfchan

I'm pretty much just /YouTube/ these days, less bullshit and more quality content

>>146956

Any sufficiently ironic posting is indistinguishable from retardedness

>>146957

is this satire?

>>146958

Any sufficiently retarded satire is indistinguishable from retardedness

>>146957

I disagree, a lot actually have quite long and detailed posts arguing with other posters. A lot of the people that post there are just dumb as fuck and don't have any understanding of basic knowledge, they're not memers or anything "pretending to be retarded xD"

>>146959

is this sarcasm?

Quite night of waging, hopefully I can get home by ten and go for a jog then a fap

>>146962

>jogging at night time

It's time for the raper to become the rapee

>>146962

fap while jogging

>>146963

drive around joondalup with no lights on playing this

>>146963

I pre lube my ass for the rapists convenience

>>146966

Get two, so you can know the joy of having a threesome

>hear my house mates having sex again

>some pretty loud moaning coming out of her room

>get up

>try and fap

>shit does nothing for me

I recorded her a while ago if anyone wants to hear it.

>>146970

Yeah, nah Sam Hyde is a gay cunt.

>>146969

Good to know your not in prison

>>146969

where did you find your recorder?

did she move it?

>>146973

I just recorded it on my phone, pitch black video but audio is fine

>>146975

but wasnt it not there when you checked last time?

>>146976

No, you're confusing me with someone else

>>146974

Wow

>>146977

>there are multiple NEETs recording their housemates having sex ITT

>tfw hangover

>>146979

When you've been on the internet for so long and lurk chans most people are like this

School holidays ending soon NEETs, prepare for the comfy times.

Any update on that NEET asking that girl to meet up?

>>146982

honestly maybe just really consider getting an escort of some 4/10 on Tinder to get it over with

>>146982

Your dick is finally starting to express its latent mutant superpowers. Soon you will become Penisman, able to cut down tall building with your schlong.

But you must resist the temptation to use your powers for evil, or personal gain anon, and use them only to fight crime and make the world a better place for all.

>>146982

I do not like to hear about this sort of thing. Please keep your perversions and urges to yourselves neets.

I am trying to like you guys but some of you insist on making it difficult.

>>146982

dont fall for>>146985's trickery, he wants you to lose, only 5 more years and that rage will manifest in absolute power

become the high priest, embrace the fury of wizardry

>>146983

Kids and teenagers should be banned from public tbh

>>146982

>everything goes white

lol. Watch from around 5:35 or so. Entire interview is funny. Anon should join a boxing club and do some sparring. It'll stop the 'white-outs' guaranteed. I'm still laughing.

>>146979

I secretly records neets masturbating

>>146988

But their the most fun to rape

>>146990

We're aware, we just like the excitement

Absent a harem or two, do you think the kings of times gone by grew bored, depressed and perhaps suicidal? We have it better than the richest of kings with nicer food, porn, and drugs available for nothing yet everyone is depressed, perhaps depression is a maladie reserved only for the rich.

>>146995

It has been known for a very very long time that hedonism and materialism do not produce happiness.

>>146996

speak for yourself, i'm very content consuming both, the problem is only that one is required to consume larger amounts to acquire the same effect as previous time one indulged.

>>146997

You would not be in this thread if you were happy and content. You would not be anywhere near this place.

>>146999

>and is far too tired and overworked to even contemplate his position in order to feel depressed.

Depression and suicide caused by overworking is a very real thing.

>>147000

lol

>>147000

sitting in an air conditioned office answering make work calls isn't work chapo

>last post 4pm

C'mon cunts get in here. I've just poured a glass of whisky and am seeking entertainment. Surely one of you is lurking with a glass of something or other in their hand?

>>147003

Posting was down. Don't worry, I thought the same thing initially.

are we back up?

>>147003

there was maintenance or some shit going on

we all got put on sudo

>>147004

>>147005

Wew lads, I was that desperate for contact I fired up the ol' Rizon//aus/ chat. So glad this place is back. You guys doing anything interesting?

>>147006

m8 got into a fender bender with a chink driver who backed into him

>>147008

Any physical confrontation or was it a polite exchange of licence details and/or the ol' "She'll be right m8…"?

>>147006

>the ol' Rizon//aus/ chat

what's that?

>>147009

he's a neet now too so it's sort of like having a brother in arms

>>147010

it was china being chinese and m80 almost got fleeced over because he's a car crash virgin

does anyone here have a premium 8chan account?

what goes on there?

https://8ch.net/premium/index.html

>>147014

Probably a dead board anyway.

with the chan down I was inspired to go to the gym. Goddamn place had a normie infestation. 9pm on a saturday night - don't these people have fucking clubs and pubs to go to?

Had to wait around for 15 minutes pretending to do exercises because chad was hitting on stacy next to the power rack (he actually put her number into his phone at one point). I needed the power rack, but didn't feel comfortable with other people next to me

is the site still fucking up for you's?

>>147016

i watched Howards End after i got tired of the sudo thread and all the spam shit

which one of you nominated us for the hunger games?

is fuck off, we're full sfw?

>tfw wish I could drink responsibly

>>147016

Gym 9AM-2PM during Monday-Friday is maximum comfy, I always enjoy morning work outs because you can enjoy the endorphin chill throughout the rest of the day.

The only way I got through real wagie hours was by having massive morning workouts so I was asleep with my eye open all throughout the work day

>>147023

>tfw joined a gym but hesitant to start lifting so I just do pussy cardio

What lifts do you do? I've got it in my head that I'd need to get my proper eating under control if I want to put on much muscle if I started lifting

>>147009

>I was forced to look at halfchan pol. There's a thread of centrelink workers there. It's depressing to read about the DSP.

Elaborate m8, what did you see?

>>147028

Everyone becomes stronger initially, no matter their diet, because the nervous system has to become more efficient in the way it signals muscles to flex. Perhaps it's a good idea for you just to be in a gym regularly - do some light cardio, perfect your lifting technique with just the bare bar or a long piece of dowelling, and become comfortable in the environment.

Actually now that I think about it, that's exactly what you should do. You can read up on nutrition and start lifting for strength and size gains when you're ready.

>>147029

thread started by a cenno worker, idk if I can post urls here: boards.4chan.org /pol/thread/144384585

>>147030

and make sure never to bench press without a spotter, or you will die horribly like the young chad mentioned in a previous neet thread as the bar crushes your chest

>>147028

Just compounds then at the end I fuck around with isolation movements for fun

Makes you feel more relaxed throughout the day and more productive, it's nice

>>147032

i read two or three posts

i'm not going to enjoy that

>>147022

I wish i could anything in moderation

Went outside and did a bit more yard work this morning. I am slowly but surely getting there.

Once the outside is done it will be time to work on the inside of my filthy house.

>>147040

I thought the whole point was to work from the inside out.

whats with these people sending messages to my phone about voting about literal gay shit, i hate it

>>147041

He probably wants to save the cum cupboards for last

>>147044

Do gay shits look different from straight ones, because of all the streching gay colons undergo? This seems like a question that science must investigate.

>>147041

I don't see what difference it makes. I started with the outside because it is an eye sore and probably annoys the neighbours.

>>147051

Did you get too fat for the old jeans?

>>147052

Food causes clothing to shrink - Scientific FACT

>>147052

>>147053

Nah all the sweat and cum made them too tight

>>146896

>(but seriously, what does it feel like?)

Sorry m8, very late answer.

Pretty good tbh, made me feel all energetic and talkative, kept me up for 2 nights and drank and smoke the whole time

I'm a bit of a mess now though

>>147054

Head down to Ronalds and dans and they'll make you feel better and fuller

>>147056

Did it make you really horny? I have heard that meth junkies rub their dicks raw and basically compulsively masturbate.

>>147058

Nah, it didn't.

The m8 I took it with says it will if you've a woman around, no such luck for me though.

>>147059

my mate blew thousands on it last year (he took a loan out for shit and fucked himself up)

he was saying that you get horny when you are coming down, especially for women

>>147060

Might be an age thing then, I'm an old cunt.

>>147061

he was saying the dealers/cooks get the young sluts on it then they can give them a point or two to fuck them

it's not like prostitution the girls will fuck them just so the old blokes keep them around

i used to smoke shit loads of pot and one of my dealers sold that as well and always had three or four teen junkie sluts there living with him - i thougt it was really weird at the time but yeah, i guess that was the go

>>147061

You should be old enough to know that going on drug binges is not a good idea.

>>147063

It's all good m8, first time in 12 years and I won't be doing it again.

Just ran into a mate from the old days and thought fuck it, it was fun but I'll stick to my whisky and occasional smoke.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nBtGVNCtebT

if any of you are interested in seeing the second half of bathurst

>>147066

It's on TV too, although I guess some of you neets don't have a tv

The animeland f1 gp is on too

art thou alive?