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File: 39455014a6ece0a⋯.jpg (48.72 KB,645x729,215:243,1508573527069.jpg)

 No.149926 [Last50 Posts]

Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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 No.149929

I hope slut NEET gets aids

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 No.149930

>>149926

Lol, did you mean to insult yourself there m8 ?

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 No.149931

>>149930

>Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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 No.149932

>Casual teachers make $400+ a day

crikey

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 No.149933

>>149932

Working from home too like the add

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 No.149934

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 No.149936

>>149926

>tfw expected your 'job network agent' to get you a job

They're nothing but glorified Cenno receptionists tbqh

>>149929

I haven't been here in a while (>tfw wagie), who's that?

>>149932

Casual teachers probably get 400+ boners a day seeing all that hot girl cunny

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 No.149937

>>149936

the guy in the last thread saying that he fucked a pro without a franger

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 No.149938

Your chance of getting AIDS from a woman is extremely low even if she has it. You need to tear something in your dick to let the virus in.

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 No.149940

>>149938

If it helps you sleep at night, sure

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 No.149941

I have cleaned all the carpeted areas of the house today. I used my hand to collect the inch-thick layer of dust around the edges of the carpets before I vacuumed them. They would have just clogged up the vacuum cleaner else.

I have tomorrow and Wednesday to do the bathroom, toilet, kitchen and laundry. I have to get stuck into all the black mould on the bathroom wall first I think.

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 No.149942

>>149941

Bloody hell m8, you've been working like a dog.

Any more of that and we'll banish you to the wagie thread.

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 No.149943

>>149942

I don't know how the wagies do it. I'm knackered.

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 No.149944

>>149943

Treat yourself to a week long tendie and goon binge when you're done m8, you've earned it.

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 No.149945

>>149944

I will be taking a long break after all this is done. But I am only just getting started fixing this place up. I have still got to get the plumber in and the handyman to do about a thousand little jobs. I have to go buy some new furniture as well.

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 No.149946

File: 6f712b13681fa77⋯.jpg (7.5 KB,225x225,1:1,images.jpg)

>>149926

>>white race reporting in

>>similar problem op has

yesterday had a call from employment plus for a process work job, went to interview today..

>>all pajeets were at the interview also, i was the only aryan blood there

i was told after the job interview that if they had something they would call me back

>>sees all the pajeets progress on, assuming they were all successful

goddamn pajeets TOOK MUH JOB

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 No.149947

>>149941

>I have to get stuck into all the black mould on the bathroom wall first I think

Removing any mould from the house should've been your first priority

>>149938

The chances of catching anything from a woman are extremely low when you're a NEET with no market value

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 No.149948

>>149947

The mould has been there for months so if it was going to kill me it would have done it already.

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 No.149949

>>149936

They literally said they'd organize an interview and call me with the details. Why the fuck would they say that if they weren't going to bother? I just want to work and escape this poorfag hell. I WANT TO BUY AN OZ OF WEED.

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 No.149950

File: 0510b88e46c90e2⋯.jpg (15.47 KB,213x217,213:217,b.jpg)

>>149941

>stuck into all the black mould on the bathroom wall first I think.

Pick up some Power Force Mould Away from Aldi. I cleaned all the black mould off my bathroom.

t. Aldi shill

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 No.149951

File: 73d103995ec013a⋯.png (53.71 KB,645x729,215:243,1507695518610.png)

>>149931

>>149930

FUCK

I meant that is the OP of #150. He's a dumb cunt unlike me.

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 No.149952

File: 013dd17943c9846⋯.png (81.26 KB,658x901,658:901,dunce apu.png)

>>149926

>Dumb Cunt OP of #150 is a failure

no need to be nasty

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 No.149953

File: 88340fc7b705832⋯.png (48.15 KB,800x729,800:729,1508581806419.png)

>>149952

It's okay I called myself a dumb cunt too.

>Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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 No.149954

>tfw you're too scared to even apply for jobs online anymore

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 No.149956

File: 9fef4e663138c0e⋯.jpg (73.58 KB,1024x595,1024:595,1507694449853.jpg)

Gonna get some more piss to drink away my pain boys.

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 No.149957

>>149954

Don't worry cunt you all are going to make it

Have you ever thought of allying for jobs away from where you live

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 No.149958

File: 3e2fffe4acf400f⋯.jpeg (33.8 KB,384x384,1:1,image.jpeg)

>>149926

>Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

>but hes the OP of 151!

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 No.149959

>>149951

>>149952

>>149953

Lol, posts like these are why I like you guys

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 No.149963

Good eveing boys

Been a bit of a weekend for me. Had a party on saturday night, ended up very loose. Started at 5pm and then i bought a bag of coke, finished it at the party and then my mate gave me a cap.

We went back to his house, couldnt sleep so kept drinking till 7am. I think i slept for a bit but im not sure, i left his and had to mow lawns for my grandma. I then ate 2 zingers and a lot of popcorn chicken. Slept at 7pm on sunday and woke up at midday today.

Holy hell 17 hours of sleep. I tell ya coke is one hell of a drug.

I still feel piss poor because my throat is gone to shit, we were smoking all night and i never smoke, seriously fuck ciggies easily the worst thing i did all weekend. I did sneeze out some blood from my nose last night

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 No.149964

File: fddbc2fbc39ad24⋯.png (128.03 KB,1000x1000,1:1,1507699826413.png)

>>149963

Sounds degenerate m8. Did you blow all your NEETbux on the cocaine?

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 No.149966

>>149963

> I did sneeze out some blood from my nose last night

They cut stuff with some rough shit sometimes,wouldn't worry too much about this.

Unless you were snorting ground glass but you'd be in hospital by now if it was that.

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 No.149967

>>149963

>seriously fuck ciggies easily the worst thing i did all weekend

>i bought a bag of coke, finished it at the party

> I then ate 2 zingers and a lot of popcorn chicken.

NANI?

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 No.149968

It's been a long time since I've come here so I guess that I really need some human interaction. I hope everyone is doing well.

>>149963

>drugs

>kfc

And you think sentences are paragraphs. Seek help NEET. Good job mowing nans lawn though.

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 No.149969

>>149968

>And you think sentences are paragraphs. Seek help NEET

Is that what they call reddit spacing?

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 No.149970

>>149968

> I hope everyone is doing well.

Can't really complain m8, hope you're doing ok.

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 No.149971

File: e61fdae74783aed⋯.jpg (146.22 KB,600x887,600:887,64622868_p1.jpg)

>>149969

It may very well be. I do not partake in reddit so I don't really know.

>>149970

Pretty alright thanks. I forgot how comfy it is here.

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 No.149972

>>149971

>I forgot how comfy it is here

yeah, main reason I stick round.

Pretty good crew here mostly

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 No.149974

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill myself. Just one.

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 No.149975

>>149974

It would wreck your parents.

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 No.149976

>>149974

Things can always get better.

I know how shit that sounds when you're down but you gotta keep telling yourself it.

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 No.149977

>>149975

Haven't kept contact with my father for years and my mother is begging me to leave the house.

>>149976

idk man, shit's only been going downhill for three years straight.

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 No.149978

>>149974

……………………………….

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 No.149979

File: 1a763c366460b28⋯.png (20.35 KB,1179x474,393:158,none.PNG)

>>149974

I had the same question the other day.

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 No.149980

>>149977

>downhill for three years straight

Yeah, that sort of shit will fuck you up.

Hang in there though m8, all I can suggest is try and work out a few small things you want to improve and work at them slowly, small steps are best for NEET change.

Again, sorry to be giving almost pointless advice.

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 No.149981

>>149974

If you make life better yourself then it'll get a little better.

Or you can just trick yourself into thinking it's getting better which will make you happy.

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 No.149982

File: 044a8bf62b3538e⋯.jpg (167.35 KB,773x586,773:586,so long and thanks for all….jpg)

>>149979

>wikipedia entry on some disc

>some shit shilling live chat

>some shitty blog

>jewtube video for some shit song

>another shitty blog

>some shitty site shilling some author's book/speech

>http://www.1000reasonstolive.org/list.php

<This site is temporarily unavailable

Welp.

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 No.149984

>>149974

You haven’t done enough to make living worth it, there is always more for you to do

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 No.149989

>>149974

It is the one sin you can't repent for.

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 No.149992

File: dc3594006176bb0⋯.jpg (111.33 KB,1280x720,16:9,Inspiration.jpg)

>>149982

Searx is always teasing me. I once used a lifeline live chat thing and it was predictably pretty shit. All I remember about it was thinking how I could get a gig like that, it is paid work, right? I hope there hasn't been any suicides since I last visited.

>>149977

Try eating healthy and having early morning walks. That's what I do when the urge is strongest. And watch films like MASH. One of these day's It'll be self immolation for me though, mates, but >>149984 is right though; there's still shit I have to see finished.

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 No.149993

你侮辱我的人,我不断发布。我不付钱你很粗鲁的人现在不叫我。。我以前打电话给我的人很不高兴,坏人卖我自由的帖子。我现在继续发布,并将全部业务到新西兰。

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 No.149994

To the guy posting in chinese in the other thread, you just made me spill my drink laughing

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 No.149995

>>149994

gookneet?

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 No.149996

>>149995

I dunno, he's a funny cunt though

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 No.149997

>>149993

dude, you knew what you were buying. I sold you two premium posts on our fabulous board.

It's only a select bunch of very well to do people who get to post here.

It's just buyers regret.

>btw you owe me $3

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 No.149998

just did a big neet shit

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 No.149999

quads and we never get gfs

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 No.150000

>>149999

you dog

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 No.150001

>>149997

Bet he hasn't paid you for the post in this thread

Bloody gooks, comin' here and stealing our posts

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 No.150002

>>150000

you had an opportunity to reverse all his heinous wok and blew it, you're he dog mate

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 No.150003

>>150002

You will be forever known as a dog

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 No.150004

I actually think a random insult is quite appropriate for /aus/ 's 150,000th post.

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 No.150005

>>150004

it's borderline boongposting though

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 No.150006

>>150001

yeah, that's what the $3 is, i should've gone with the blacks though, least watermelon wont bounce

cheeky cunt gave it to me in yuan and it'll cost me almost the whole $6 to get into the city and exchange it

last time i do business with that fella

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 No.150007

>>150000

>>149999

This is a worrying sign.

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 No.150008

>>149993

YOU WILL NEVER LEARN JAPANESE

>>150000

Nice

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 No.150009

>>150005

Tbf some of us are borderline boongposters

>>150006

Always the way m8, they don't call them inscrutable for nothing

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 No.150010

>>150003

can i use that?

are we allowed to make our own nicknames?

i'll be dogNEET, i'm here everyday. i think it's about time i get a name

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 No.150011

>>150006

>doing business with the chinks

bloody hell m8 did the last few decades not teach you anything?

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 No.150012

>>150010

By the powers invested in me by cenno I now appoint you dogNEET

Enjoy

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 No.150013

File: 83f7341b159aece⋯.jpg (73.17 KB,625x411,625:411,enhanced-3189-1437757123-1.jpg)

>>150010

Good boy dogNEET

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 No.150014

>>149993

I told you, I can't get any more baby formula…..

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 No.150015

File: 30f395a69d9b01e⋯.jpg (104.91 KB,960x564,80:47,working_dogs_australian_br….jpg)

>>150011

i'm a trusting fella

>>150012

>>150013

cool. thanks guys. i'll be a good boy

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 No.150016

>>150015

Get the ball, Get the ball, Good Boy

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 No.150017

>>150015

Just watch out for this hungry fuck >>149993

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 No.150018

>>150015

And now you must fight the also newly named slutNEET for our enjoyment.

Place your bets lads, I've got a tenner on dogNEET.

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 No.150019

Just got back from buying piss. I have an observation about junkies. I'm a NEET, but still well off financially, because I'm frugal and buy the cheapest Aldi piss there is.

These dumb junkie cunts are buying the pricy shit like Bundy Rum and Coke and stuff.

Dumb junkie cunts.

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 No.150020

>>150019

What did you get?

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 No.150021

>>150019

Yeah, I've seen that.

Bogans buying premixed cans when they could get 2 bottles for the same price.

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 No.150022

>>150019

The piss advertisements overcome the mind of a otherwise perfectly sane junkie. I asked my heroin addict mate what he thought of the AFL grand final and all he wanted to talk about was whoppers.

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 No.150023

>>150019

>>150021

They live in the moment. They cannot plan ahead to save their lives. It is a trademark feature of the dysfunctional underclass.

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 No.150024

>>150021

tbf the alcopops tax was a poor copout

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 No.150025

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 No.150026

That reminds me, cheers to the NEET who recommended Royal Jamaica ginger beer last thread, I tried it and it was pretty good.

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 No.150028

>>150025

Haram.

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 No.150029

File: caac5fb2a2d5271⋯.jpg (119.37 KB,736x736,1:1,i'm a clever cunt.jpg)

File: 15f8726ea706002⋯.jpg (146.32 KB,750x600,5:4,me and slutneet.jpg)

>>150016

i am a good boy

>>150017

i'll fucking bite him

>>150018

slutNEET might try and give an unpronounceable disease

is this how furryfags get started because i think i could become this dog character

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 No.150030

>>150028

gb2 London you Muzzie

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 No.150031

>>150029

that is a nice doggo

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 No.150032

>>150029

Why is it that pictures of happy dogs always put a smile on my face ?

They really are our best friends, and I'm saying that as a cat owner.

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 No.150033

>>150029

Those are very happy doggos. It makes me want to move rural.

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 No.150034

>>150032

If ur cat reads this, u are a dead man m8

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 No.150035

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>>150029

DOGNEET SIT

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 No.150036

>>150035

And he learns tricks, who's a smart dog then?

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 No.150037

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>>150034

Nah, he only browses the weeb threads for catgirl pics

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 No.150038

>>150031

my blue heeler looks like the first one with the brown bit around his mouth. it kind of looks like a beard

>>150032

i remember reading somewhere (i dont know f it's true) that we relate with them so well partly because they have eyebrows and that means we pick up facial expressions from them and empathize with them, even though the expression they're making is probably not what we perceive it as

>>150033

i live in the city but i do take him bush at least once a month

>>150036

actually i taught you to feed me everytime i sit

who's training who? you even pick up my poo

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 No.150039

>>150032

It's evolutionry shit, if a dog is happy usually he's found something that will help with hunting

>>150033

Not much that doesn't tbh, stuck in he shitty gay city now and can't wait to get out

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 No.150040

>>150039

Yeah cunt, less chance of fidning a job but more chance of being able to grow a weed field without getting busted by the dogs

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 No.150041

>>150039

simpler explanation - dogs have been bred by humans for thousands of generations - the dogs humans thought looked expressive and friendly were more likely to survive and pass on their genes

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 No.150042

>>150041

That makes sense.

Doesn't explain why cats look at us like we shat in their food though.

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 No.150043

>>150041

So even dogs who don't look like retarded normie cunts die alone

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 No.150044

>>150040

I know it's fucking tough finding work, fuck that's why I'm this shitty city now, but as soon as I finish my apprenticeship I'll start me own place

>>150042

because we bred cats to find rat shit

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 No.150045

>>150042

Cats are worthless.

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 No.150046

>>150045

Cats are the neets of the animal kingdom

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 No.150047

>>150046

Hence meaning that anon is correct

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 No.150048

>>150045

Not really true m8, they're bloody good at killing vermin and they can cheer you up when you give them a pat.

Also , what >>150046 said

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 No.150049

>>150048

>they're bloody good at killing vermin

I have a cat but there was a mouse in my room the other day. Lazy piece of shit just demands food and licks its asshole all day instead of actually helping me.

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 No.150050

>>150049

Kek, you have a true NEET of a cat there.

Mine will kill anything he sees, he's one of those cats greenies get angry at

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 No.150051

>>150050

Cats really are damaging though. Walk around your neighborhood at 3am and it's just full of wild cats.

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 No.150052

>>150051

Ah, I can't really get angry at an animal for following it's nature.

I will admit the screeching at night can be fucking annoying but I feel the same about dogs that bark a lot.

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 No.150053

>>150052

>Ah, I can't really get angry at a nigger for following it's nature.

:^)

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 No.150054

>>150053

Lol, fair point

But call my cat a nigger again and thems fighting words m8y

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 No.150055

>>150050

my mate had a cat like that, one day she went to her back door and the cat had gone to the park and brought back a duck. it then cut it's heart out and left it all by the back door.

apparently it's not that uncommon for cats to present food to their owners

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 No.150056

>>150052

Dogs barking are the worst. I get that if you look after it right a dog is a great pet but barely fucking anyone seems to do that.

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 No.150057

>>150055

Ducks are dickheads anyway

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 No.150058

>>150055

yeah, mine often leaves me a pile of guts on the doorstep as a "present"

My folks old cat once bought home a freshly cooked chicken, I guess some other cunts lost their sunday dinner.

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 No.150059

>>150052

True. There are tons of those fluffy little rat sized dogs around my town. Yappy fucks always barking right in my real sized dog's face. They're the only breed of dog I find absolutely irredeemable.

>>150056

It's really easy to teach a dog not to bark constantly. They can't help it sometimes, but if an owner can't keep it's animal from barking all the time, they're bad owners.

>>150057

What did those gentle aquatic birds ever do to you, huh?

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 No.150060

I get a headache at this time every night. What is going on?

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 No.150061

>>150060

Too much screen time maybe ?

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 No.150062

>>150054

how white is your cat? can he digest lactose?

>>150055

a little known fact is that many cats belong to secret cat cults, that meet after midnight in hidden places while their owners sleep. Part of their cultish activities involve the ritual killing and sacrifice of other animals. That explains why the cat cut out the ducks heart. Leaving the dead duck outside the owner's back door was not part of the ritual - that was just the cat being a dick

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 No.150063

>>150059

>ducks

>gentle aquatic birds

their mating rituals would make the nips blush with envy

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 No.150064

>>150059

my dog recently picked up the habit of barking whenever he goes for a drive.

he never did it before about 6 months ago now he doesnt shut up when the cars moving and because i've got a ute he cant hear me telling him to shut up, or he doesnt listen

he's over 10 and has been all over the state and interstate so he is used to cruising around. i dont get why he does it

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 No.150065

>>150062

>can he digest lactose?

He eats cheese like a bogan doing meth

And his belly hair is white.

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 No.150066

>>150062

most cults have at least one dick in them

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 No.150067

>>150066

1 dick is the optimal number for any cult

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 No.150068

>>150063

I won't have you slandering the good name of all ducks. Retract your vile implications or be faced with litigation from the international duck lobby.

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 No.150069

>>150067

Don't tell the tranny cult that, you'll get deafened by REEEEEEing

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 No.150070

>>150068

Is Chris-chan's duck a member?

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 No.150071

Hoy NEETCunts, what is a good food that I can batch make and then heat up when I want to eat, other than SpagBol as I make that all the fucking time and while it is the shit I need to eat more than just that

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 No.150072

>>150068

can't touch me, i don't work in aviation

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 No.150073

>>150069

But most tranny cults only have 1 "dick" anyways which is a Dildo sown on the WYMYN

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 No.150074

>>150071

>stew

>soup

>roasts

>curry

>rice

>noodles

>other pastas

literally anything

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 No.150075

>>150071

Curry or learn to cook nightly. I made a chicken schnitzel and sweet potato chips tonight. Would recommend. Having rice in the fridge to do fried rices with is great too.

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 No.150076

>>150074

>stew

Know any good ones?

>soup

for some reason soup seems unsubstantial for a meal to me

>roasts

I can't eat roast slopenly in a bowl, other than that

>curry

>Pajeet shit

>rice

>Gook and Pajeet Shit

>noodles

>Giving my self Cancer

>other pastas

I use a different pasta each time

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 No.150077

>>150070

It is for now.

He's doing his best to get rid of it though

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 No.150078

>>150076

instant noodles. you can even buy them pre-made in batches

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 No.150079

File: eee46063110a3d9⋯.png (3.21 MB,625x7465,125:1493,stir the fry.png)

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>>150078

There are tons of interesting noodles to try at the Asian groceries. You can even chuck an egg in or anything else you like: mushrooms, green onion, ect.

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 No.150080

>>150076

>Know any good ones?

try your hand at a ragout or some ox tail stew with lentils, throw in some pasta/rice for filler

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 No.150081

i just clicked on nerve center and theres a thread on /cuteboys/ (it had an aussie flag so it caught my attention)

i've seen that before, same as /soc/ on 4 - lots of aussie faggots on the chans

anyway i clicked it

>>>/cuteboys/352514

it's full of dick pics - be warned

and it had some cunt from brisbane and someone else said they were from melbourne.

i just thought that was funny considering 3/4 of us are from Perth, i'm from Adelaide and i know theres at least one other guy from Adelaide here.

Does that prove that the eastern states are fucking gay? I've been saying that for years.

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 No.150082

>>150081

>Does that prove that the eastern states are fucking gay?

no shit m8

>poz parades every week

>safe schools started from there

>arabs everywhere

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 No.150083

>>150081

A rapeneet a day keeps the homos away

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 No.150084

>>150081

I've clicked on that shit by accident before, seen the word Australia and assumed it's this board.

Fucking scarred me for life.

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 No.150085

>>150076

also chilli con carne is god-tier

>>150079

damn, what happened to all the instant noodles memes we used to have around here? it's been taken over by tendies shills

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 No.150086

>>150080

Where can you get ox tail

>>150078

Mate do you know how much cancer those things have

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 No.150087

>>150085

every time I post about muh instant noodles some neet chimes in with how the sodium is going to kill me

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 No.150088

>>150081

Well the eastern cities are fucking gay as shit

t. Canberrafag

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 No.150089

>>150087

It's not the sodium it's the jew cancer

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 No.150090

>>150086

i think coles stocks them these days but you should be able to find it at any decent butcher

could also make do with beef bones and some gravy cuts to stew

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 No.150091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>150082

flinders uni in adelaide last year, i think, got itself a transgendered toilet, it's cancer and it spreads so quickly

>>150083

keep on raping then

>>150084

i just found it funny that it was all eastern states, we are obviously better than that

>>150085

someone on /ck/ posted one of this ladys recipes ages ago, she's pretty good and it's all cheap and easy

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 No.150092

>>150088

i've said a fair few times that Australia ends at the dividing range (mostly because rural NSW and QLD is ok), i think you just made it in

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 No.150093

>>150091

Holy fuck that negress looks like Obama if Obama was masculine

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 No.150094

>>150092

Canberra is fucking shit though

Though where I was before was also on the good side of the Dividing range barely

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 No.150095

>>150081

This is foul. I'm in the east and can confirm that things are not nearly as bad as it seems, at least where I am. Far out. I didn't need to see this.

>>150086

>>150087

The general pollution in the air is more damaging. Not to mention all the plastics and computer related acids we're all full of. You cannot escape the consequences of our races industrialization/consumerism post colonial fuckup extravaganza; so really, comparatively, noodles aren't so bad.

>>150092

>QLD is ok

Worst state by far mate. I've traveled around the entirety of this rock and QLD is objectively the shittest. Anything good it has to offer can be had better in any other state, especially WA and NSW. The gold coast is also the worst city in Australia too, by the way.

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 No.150096

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 No.150097

>>150095

>The general pollution in the air is more damaging.

Which is why we must nuke Melbourne

>The gold coast is also the worst city in Australia too, by the way.

Never been but I doubt it's worse than Canberra

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 No.150098

>>150097

Gold coast is pretty awful but Canberra is just flat out boring.

Not sure which I'd call worse.

Fucking glad to be a WA NEET these days.

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 No.150099

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>>150093

she's pretty funny though and she has a recipe for chicken wings that is nice

>>150095

>Worst state by far mate

the thing i dont like is that qlders think they're top shit, although i've never been to qld(or act or tas for that matter)

i thought rural and far north qld would be nice

>>150096

i hate that there arent any of these that put SA in the good guy section

we're not that bad

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 No.150101

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>>150087

fucking sodium justice warriors

>>150091

>flinders uni in adelaide last year, i think, got itself a transgendered toilet

…but has yet to designate a single shitting street for pajeet. Can we, the proud and diverse Australia of the 21st century continue to tolerate this hateful intolerance?

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 No.150103

>>150099

>we're not that bad

Yeah, If I'd made that I'd probably bump you guys up a spot.

Not your politicans though, just the people.

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 No.150104

>>150101

>proud and diverse Australia of the 21st century continue to tolerate this hateful intolerance?

Better than tolerating pajeets hateful incontinence

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 No.150105

>>150103

i think it's just that we are relatively unimportant or eventful. I see that as a good thing though. The city is hectic enough as it is without it becoming an international hub

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 No.150106

>>150101

When I was shopping I saw an Indian girl with a Stubble and I thought "D E S I G N A T E D S H I T T I N G L I P"

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 No.150107

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>>150097

You have no idea. I have a strong aversion to pretentious shit and consumer culture and the gold coast is full of that plus. Good food though. Cheap Asian places that will worship you for regularly eating at their restaurant in the off season.

>>150099

Yeah most rural qlders are just high on their own egos, acting like American yokels and not taking kindly to anyone out of their special big boy club. Tasmania has nothing on the fetal alcohol syndrome out in qld. Beaut landscapes and coasts though, but, as I mentioned earlier, It's done better in other states. Brisbane is also a nice city that doesn't always conform to the general bullshit found in qld.

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 No.150108

>>150107

Same here, though I suppose it's a different brand of it

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 No.150109

>>>/cuteboys/362940

which one of you faggots just posted this?

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 No.150110

File: 8d8a0e994d16f88⋯.png (16.89 KB,521x375,521:375,AndTheyCallNeetsLazy.png)

For a small board we sure are active some days.

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 No.150111

>>150110

what else are we gonna do?

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 No.150112

>>150110

It feels like we've been right behind /loli/ forever

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 No.150113

>>150112

I remember when /suicide/ was more popular than us

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 No.150114

>>149956

I'm already there m8, 1 beer down and five to go

>>149968

>I really need some human interaction

That's all I've ever come here for tbqh, that and the occasional cheese-flavoured pie on /b keep me coming backs

>>149963

Sounds like a scene from any American teen sex movie, minus the sex.

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 No.150115

>>150113

Back in the day neets pulled double shifts, posting on /aus/ and /suicide/ simultaneously

Today's neets don't understand the value of feeling like you want to neck urself

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 No.150116

>>150113

Well I know what happened to that board

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 No.150117

>>150114

>and the occasional cheese-flavoured pie on /b keep me coming backs

Could you do us all a favour and never say anything like that again m8

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 No.150118

>>150116

Everyone must have tried that cherry pit meme

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 No.150119

>>150111

drink piss

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 No.150120

>>150119

Dan keeps us busy

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 No.150121

File: a7d5c9334af316e⋯.png (187.81 KB,621x287,621:287,nextchan.png)

Any of you neetgas wanna click this shit for me? It's for um, research purposes…

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 No.150122

>>150121

Click your own shit you lazy bum.

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 No.150123

oh yeah night hours for getting your penis's is extended from 10 to 20 after November, night driving is more fun anyways, i like being close to edge of death

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 No.150124

>>150123

Sick drifts feel better at night too, it's like I'm really in Initial D

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 No.150125

>>150123

Why don't you have your P plates

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 No.150126

How often do you stay up all night neets? I used to have nights when I just wouldn't fall asleep, or when I was so excited by something I found online or some vidya I'd still be awake at sunrise without meaning to

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 No.150127

>>150126

Not since 2014

10pm is late for me now, I'm like an old man

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 No.150128

>>150126

Only really when I have my pot smoking binges.

Apart from that I'm a creature of habit.

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 No.150129

>>150123

>drive in sudo/abo territory at night

>car makes weird noises

sure is fun

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 No.150130

>>150126

not often but sleep schedule is got to sleep 2-3am on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays and try to go to sleep at 10:30pm every other night

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 No.150131

>>150126

>>150127

Same, sometimes I forget to eat when fully immersed in something. I forgot to eat for a few days when the Witcher 3 came out. My sleep schedule fucks up sometimes but I prefer getting up early.

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 No.150132

>>150130

found the wagie

>>150131

I never really find myself interested in anything enough to miss sleep

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 No.150133

>>150132

Yeah I'm a wagie, who's tuesday is get up shitpost for two hours, drive to work, work, drive home, sleep

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 No.150134

File: e43dbda95f16516⋯.png (420.54 KB,840x473,840:473,53483006_p4.png)

>>150132

I get stuck into reading or something really good and can't help staying up.

>>150133

Is your job good? I've been employed before and it was awful. Felt like a slave.

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 No.150135

>>150129

Just imagine m8, in another generation there'll be sudo/abo crossbreeds.

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 No.150136

>>150134

Now that you mention it I have spent a few late nights reading books. I tend to autistically do things at the same time each day though, so falling asleep at the same time comes naturally

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 No.150137

>>150134

Yeah it's pretty good, I help cook good shit and only get yelled at some of the time

>>150135

Now you just reminded me about this news story last year about Abos Jews

Which me remembering that has in turn made me remember that for some fucking reason coles has an end of Isle shelf dedicated to Jewish shit to celebrate Rosh Hasana or what ever it's called, I don't even remember seeing one for Ramadan or any of the Pajeet days despite them being way more of those fucks

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 No.150138

>>150137

>end of Isle shelf dedicated to Jewish shit

Fuck

I'd move bacon there if I saw that.

My local supermarkets run by a chinaman though so I'm probably safe

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 No.150139

>>150136

Any recommendations for books? I just finished Primary Colors by Anonymous. I need something powerfully good.

>>150137

Nice. I try and teach myself cooking at home but am pretty shit. I just want to make food like the Thais and Indians do; fuck. Also, the Hebrew lobby in Australia is pretty small but has pull and they're always attacking Aussie journos trying to cover the mid east. Although they're pretty tame compared to in the U.K and U.S.

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 No.150140

>>149977

I don't think she wants you leaving in a coffin m80

>>150084

Because all the dicks were bigger than yours?

>>150085

You can't go wrong with a can of Stagg chilli, aside from all the sodium

>>150117

I'll never mention it again, in this general

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 No.150141

>>150138

Well it's next to the deli so it wouldn't be too far from bacon

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 No.150142

>>150139

I honestly don't know many kikes, in fact I've only known two people I know are kikes and a 3rd who probably is one

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 No.150143

>>150142

First job I ever had years back I worked for jews.

They could have literally modelled for merchant posters.

Fuckers ran a carpet store and they used to buy 2nd hand carpet from government building refits and get us to cut out the good bits to sell as new.

Oh, and they owned a string of hock shops too.

Was a massive red pill.

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 No.150144

>>150142

Yeah I don't know any personally and I don't think there are many in Australia anyway. I'd like to think any I met would understand my disdain and boycotting of Israel is separate from their religion.

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 No.150145

>>150144

>Is separate from their religion

Only partially true because the issue with kikes are more genetic than anything

>>150143

Did they ever say Oy Vey

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 No.150146

Can anyone recommend a program for webm creation/conversion?

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 No.150147

>>150145

>Did they ever say Oy Vey

Lol, no, not that I recall.

I did see them wearing those silly little hats when they left a few times though and the oldest one of them had a nose so hooked it nearly touched his chin.

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 No.150148

File: 68486960605290a⋯.jpg (1.51 MB,1456x2592,91:162,Dom eKnows Best.jpg)

File: bc342de9b6b21d2⋯.jpg (1.64 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Certified Girlfriend-Free.jpg)

Another weeknight, another NEET party for 1

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 No.150149

>>150148

Where's the booze m8 ?

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 No.150150

>>150145

The link between race and faith with Jews and all middle eastern ethnicity and religion is vastly overstated. I'm not about to write up an essay on it though.

>>150147

>a nose so hooked it nearly touched his chin.

That's incredible.

>>150148

Your lifestyle choices are depraved.

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 No.150151

>>150148

how can you spend so much money on food

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 No.150152

>>150148

I kek'd at your image names

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 No.150153

>>150149

In my stomach, where else?

>>150151

Yeah I guess I overdid it buying that second cup of instant noodles…

>>150150

>Your lifestyle choices are depraved

Tell me about it, I did choose to become a wagie after all

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 No.150154

>>150148

Mate why do you have a goystation 4

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 No.150155

Fuck, I want pizza now.

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 No.150156

>>150155

Same, I don't have any food, the shops are shut and I'm slightly over the limit to drive

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 No.150157

>>150156

I don't get paid till tomorrow, it's beans on toast for me.

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 No.150158

>>150157

I asked mum for some money, Though I'll pay her back when I go to my brothers Graduation

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 No.150159

>>150153

It's probably your choice in buying a console and games for it that's the most upsetting. I'm just going to hope assume the food is a binge that you don't partake in regularly.

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 No.150160

>>150158

>tfw no bank of mummybot anymore

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 No.150161

>>150160

>tfw I have to pay mummybot now

Truly neet hell

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 No.150162

>>150148

>spending 79 dollars on a single video game

Are you the neet who was complaining about how he worked 2 jobs but still couldn't afford to get by?

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 No.150163

>>150162

If he worked, he's not a NEET now is he?

And it's not easy getting by working two casual jobs in Australia

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 No.150164

>>150162

possibly was me if it was back in sept '16

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 No.150165

>>150163

Rent is killer. I can get by very modestly but rent cripples my wallet and my morals.

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 No.150166

>>150165

I know, it's nice seeing that $900 each forthnight until you realise you have to pay $350 rent and $150 in bills

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 No.150167

>>150166

>$900 each forthnight

Damn you DSP NEETs with your vast weath.

t. Newstart fag getting $680

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 No.150168

>>150166

The housing in Australia is looking very dangerous. Too much credit floating around, being taken for granted, poor wagies thinking they actually own things. Best thing about being a NEET is not having to deal with banks and worse; real estate agents, literal scum of this earth.

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 No.150169

>>150155

Yeah same. I'm searching /b's catalog now…

>>150162

No, having 1 job is depressing/soul-destroying enough for me.

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 No.150170

File: a672b355b57f945⋯.jpg (180.67 KB,1200x1200,1:1,733775.jpg)

>>150148

Shit taste in games and food.

>>150156

Coles,Woolworths open to 9pm weekdays, IGA too, some IGA's are open 24/7.

Recommending these nuggets. $3.50 for 400g.

Should I jump into Arch Linux for optimization?

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 No.150171

>>150148

does GT sport have v8's like bathurst and 70's muscle cars?

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 No.150172

>>150169

Seriously , stop it with your oh so subtle pedo comments you sick fuck

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 No.150173

>>150170

>Should I jump into Arch Linux for optimization?

Gentoo or nothing mate.

>>150169

>>150172

Lol. Pedophilia isn't illegal, but I hope you're giving some thought to the situations those children are being put in and how it may will have negative effects on their development.

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 No.150174

File: 313bc7579890de3⋯.jpg (48.7 KB,1280x720,16:9,good night.jpg)

G'night NEETos

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 No.150175

File: ab3822a88bcd216⋯.png (65.45 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-23-20-4….png)

Gonna get lucky tonight?

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 No.150176

File: a8c6d87a6586132⋯.png (182.64 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-23-20-5….png)

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 No.150177

>>150168

Rapeneet is not scum

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 No.150178

>start working a bit to get out of wfd and so I can tell max to fuck off with their random appointment times

>now I'm falling for the makking more money meme I don't even have a use for and working extra hours already

Wagiedom is truly like alcoholism

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 No.150179

>>150167

I'm not a NEET but an apprentice

>>150168

Good thing I only owe shit to mum

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 No.150180

>>150179

>I'm an apprentice

reeeeee

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 No.150181

>>150180

I'm still socially inept and act like a neet on my times off

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 No.150182

>>150181

What trade anon?

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 No.150183

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 No.150184

Apprentice chefs make 900 a week? I thought they got paid fuckall

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 No.150185

File: 1f49ae1e1b65a6d⋯.jpg (125.73 KB,240x292,60:73,GDBcaRI.jpg)

>>150183

Eh not too bad, I hope you make it anon

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 No.150186

>>150184

Well 900 is a good week where I get a couple hours over time, it's more like 850, but that said I've gotten 1 pay rise already because I'm 20 and not 19 when I started and my birthday is near the 1st of July which is when birthdays and years of apprenticeships increase

Also I said FOrthnight so try 425 a week

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 No.150187

File: 46d3245bc2e130c⋯.png (81.03 KB,556x430,278:215,1496662365203.png)

>>149999

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.150188

>>150170

>Coles,Woolworths open to 9pm weekdays

The ones here are always opened to 10pm, everyday

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 No.150189

>>150188

woolies to 10PM, coles to 12AM for me.

But I stopped going to coles, the cunts keep watching me in self checkout like I'm a thief or some shit

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 No.150190

>>150189

>>150188

It's good because you can rape the employees when they're getting ready to go home

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 No.150191

File: c2ff32138f3967b⋯.png (987.65 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-24-00-1….png)

Another gf 2018

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 No.150192

I used to like this place since it seemed to be full of losers like me.

I take a break and come back later only to find you cunts have either found jobs or gone on DSP, smh.

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 No.150193

File: abbad1d0c97fa10⋯.png (219.29 KB,645x825,43:55,597.png)

>>150191

>tinder

>gf

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 No.150194

>>150193

Don't you know that neets are immune to aids?

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 No.150195

>>150192

I found a blowjob in your dad's pants

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 No.150196

>>150192

There is only 1-2 wagies here, and not many dsp

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 No.150197

>>150196

More wagies than that

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 No.150198

>>150197

1. rapeneet

2. vapor not neet

3. the goon bag guy from the irc >>150148

??

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 No.150199

File: a3d9dc7a7c38708⋯.jpg (13.09 KB,200x320,5:8,brendan3.jpg)

>>150091

>tfw aunty fee died

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 No.150200

File: 86e91fceea6b9cc⋯.jpg (25.93 KB,318x463,318:463,images (21).jpg)

>>150199

>Tfw you have a fap and nothing comes out of your pee pee hole when you cum

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 No.150201

File: 7690c52cd8c8e10⋯.jpg (68.88 KB,217x320,217:320,poor brendan.jpg)

>>150200

neet life has made you impotent

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 No.150202

>>150200

How often do you fap?

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 No.150203

wake up lazy niggers reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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 No.150204

File: 1d3c252c4c08bc7⋯.gif (502.57 KB,255x180,17:12,1505588065304.gif)

>>150203

>tfw still up

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 No.150209

>>150187

honestly anon, we were never going to get gfs anyway. no point in shooting the messenger

>>150189

there are some 24 hour supermarkets around, search for them on google maps. The problem is they shut down the self checkout after 9 or so and you have to deal with actual humans, so it's often easier just to literally starve to death

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 No.150210

>>150176

she seems pretty cool

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 No.150211

>>150198

i was pretty sure that goonbag guy was rapeneet but those sheets looks way too clean so you might be right

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 No.150212

>>150199

what?

really? fuck, that's fucked

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 No.150214

Just took the doggo for a walk. It is going to be another day of cleaning for me.

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 No.150215

>>150214

Morning m8

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 No.150216

>>150215

Good morning.

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 No.150218

File: 102c17a24db12a3⋯.webm (1.54 MB,320x240,4:3,every day in the NEET thr….webm)

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 No.150219

Howard being eaten is when we become wagies

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 No.150221

File: f6346a288491e4d⋯.png (51.23 KB,388x379,388:379,JokeMaybe.png)

This has to be a fake ad ….

Right guys ?

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 No.150222

>>150221

I would be worried if you have to record yourself fapping and send it to them.

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 No.150224

>>150222

>Harro Meestar NEET, Yor fapping video was not of good quarrity, prease be sending again

for new aprication

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 No.150225

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 No.150226

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 No.150227

File: 70699d8282fee49⋯.mp4 (4.01 MB,1280x720,16:9,Varg Vikernes Defends His ….mp4)

do it right or at least embed it

http://www.saveitoffline.com

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 No.150230

>>150076

>stew

Get 1 kg diced beef

Brown that shit with some onion and garlic

Put water over browned meat with a 3-4 stock cubes depending on flavour intensity you want

Boil until the water is at the level of the meat

chuck in choppoed potato, carrot, celery

jar of pasta sauce

simmer till veges are cook

stew

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 No.150231

>>150166

>not paying $105 a week in rent

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 No.150232

>>150148

Good goy

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 No.150233

>>150230

could also lightly add some flour to the meat while browning for a half-assed roux and use tomato paste for more tang

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 No.150234

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>150233

>use tomato paste for more tang

that's how you make gravy

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 No.150236

>>150234

straya aesthetic as fuark

dunno how globalisation managed to take place when aussies had it all

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 No.150237

>>150233

tang is for poofters m8

real men like savory

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 No.150238

>>150237

Do we have any real men here ?

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 No.150239

>>150238

i have a penis

that qualifies me as biological male

so yes

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 No.150240

File: d5c6d3b71597d1f⋯.gif (17.26 KB,633x758,633:758,1508762108989.gif)

>>150238

unless you mean rugged, hard working and accomplished "men" which I am not

hehe

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 No.150241

>>150236

>how globalisation managed to take place when aussies had it all

Same thing that killed the dinosaurs anon - jews

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 No.150242

>>150240

>>150239

All good m8, I was joking.

I wouldn't dream of questioning my fellow NEETs manliness

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 No.150243

File: 7888bfaca1ad72c⋯.jpg (42.85 KB,640x255,128:51,dinosaur-gifts-for-hanukka….jpg)

File: ca5343b93985bd1⋯.jpg (29.89 KB,258x320,129:160,51MT-F5z8yL._AC_UL320_SR25….jpg)

File: 516b9b44de7ea0c⋯.png (237.86 KB,500x627,500:627,january-20-2015-web.png)

File: 7387cf78bb0c570⋯.jpg (107.12 KB,417x621,139:207,reed-punch-1900.jpg)

File: 0e1f1eb0eae8aac⋯.gif (4.02 KB,250x231,250:231,adapt.gif)

>>150241

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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 No.150245

Morning neetos. It's so busy where I live these days and the council is fucking around with the road out the back of my place, killing any potential comfort that I may have had today. What are yous up to?

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 No.150246

File: 1c600bde74f27ac⋯.jpg (356.05 KB,897x1200,299:400,bad dog.jpg)

codeine for breakfast

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 No.150247

>>150245

I hate that shit, had council "workers" on my corner for 6 weeks up till recently.

Anyone who wants to call us bludgers should look at those cunts.

6 weeks to widen an intersection and put new kerbs in.

4 sign holders standing around chatting,another 4 walking back and forth doing fuck knows what and one guy in a bobcat actually working.

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 No.150248

>>150245

morning

doing a neet shop later and some more cleaning maybe

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 No.150249

>>150247

The council is fucked. There are tons of roads that need fixing in my town, but yeah nah, lets make more footpaths out of concrete. Christ they're loud.

>>150248

What's on the list?

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 No.150250

>>150246

>this is dogNEET on drugs

Also, I'm jealous.

Had to make do with coffee and ciggies.

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 No.150251

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 No.150252

>>150251

I think I went to school with that girl. So, did anon score?

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 No.150253

>>150250

i've been on nicabate mints for about 2 1/2 years, i reckon i'm as addicted to them as i was to smokes

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 No.150254

>>150252

she seemed pretty nice, didnt ree at him at all

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 No.150255

>>150253

Why don't you vape?

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 No.150256

>>150242

i still like salty food

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 No.150257

>>150255

main reason i stopped is because the missus doesn't like the smell and vapeing seems pretty gay

i had a mate you used to smoke hash in one and that gets you pretty fucked up

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 No.150258

goon and beer neet here

got sloshed last night and i feel like shit now

hope i recover so i can get drunk again

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 No.150259

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB,645x968,645:968,1508737442861.jpg)

>>150257

>i need to quit smoking

>i know i'll replace my nicotine

>with more nicotine

vaping may be a mouth fedora but that shit smells good you gf is a gay cunt tbh

pic is her

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 No.150260

>>150257

I bet your missus doesn't like the amount of money you spend on nicabate. Those things are expensive.

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 No.150261

>>150257

>the missus

Instead, how about you just say 'my waifu' and post an image of some 14 year old anime girl. Then all the autists can accept you as one of them

>>150258

You don't need to recover to get drunk again. Just fight through the nausea and force more goon down.

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 No.150262

>>150260

still cheaper than smoking, i spend around $50 a fortnight on nicabate and i was spending about $150 - 200 a fortnight on smokes

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 No.150263

>>150261

Nice Reddit Italics

Cuck

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 No.150264

File: 7ead161803eac8a⋯.jpg (79.21 KB,680x608,85:76,1506754738974.jpg)

>>150261

I need to get rehydrated my mouth is as dry as your mothers vagina.

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 No.150265

>>150263

Looks like nasty neet is back.

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 No.150266

>>150263

dude, why are you so hostile?

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 No.150267

>walking down shops street to get lunch with gf

>bmw 4WD parks

>chubby white guy in a suit gets out

>walks around to passenger side in a fluster to open the door

>opens the door for this asain girl to get out

>she doesnt even say thanks, is playing with her huge iPhone

>she gook is all dressed up and makeup done with lipstick, fake eyelashes

>still looks like lipstick on a pig

>still see wrinkles under layers of makeup

>is brand whoreing wearing heels and a dress all this LV and gucci and shit

>for a fucking tuesday lunch

>"hi darling!" From down the road

>is the white guys mum and family walking up the street

>mum is dress casually like a normal lady

>turns out i know the family

>end up at the same restaurant

>dad used to be my soccer coach

>dad is p well off started his own account practice or something

>is still a real good bloke and down to earth, in shorts and a tee

>i remember his fucking chubby shit son

>he was 4-5 years older than me

>was fucking shit at soccer and a crybaby

>sister is as old as me and was better than her older brother at soccer

>talk to the dad a bit and have a laugh

>dad and daughter basically sit with us waiting for their food

>look of utter disgust when they have to go back and sit with their trailor beta son and his gold digging gook whore

Beta fucking losers are ruining this country. I cant even imagine how angry his dad must be that hes fortune and lineage is going to be squandered on such an obvious gold digger.

A fucking 30 she looked like that with makeup on, more like 35 year old asain import becuae your too beta to find a girl or fuck a whore. Shell pump out one autistic mudblood, and take half the money in 5 years.

promise you'll never be this beta

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 No.150268

>>150266

>>150265

I'm just kidding lads.

I'm friendly.

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 No.150269

>>150249

>What's on the list?

vegies, drinks and maybe a new brush for doggo

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 No.150270

>>150267

i'm probably already this beta

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 No.150271

File: 1400c4837322130⋯.jpg (82.76 KB,1343x244,1343:244,reddit.jpg)

Quit reddit for good today boys

pic related

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 No.150272

>>150267

>bmw 4WD

that's all you need to know m8

having a eugenics program would have sorted that out, but noo

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 No.150273

>>150267

>26

>knocked up white gf

>[spoiler]kindest, sweetest white girl there is, was a virgin and comes from a great family

[/spoiler]

>gave me a lovely daughter

not even married

I will not be that beta. They disgust me. I'd never be in a relationship with somebody who treated me like dirt. I'd rather be forever alone than settle for a cunt.

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 No.150274

What's with the faggots suddenly spoilering random words like some sort of faggots?

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 No.150275

>>150274

new exodus due to hiroshimoot and hotpocket fallout on half/v/

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 No.150276

>>150272

tfw we could've all been 7 foot tall 200+ iq 13 inch dick chad gods, but jews forbade the goyim from having eugenics programs

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 No.150277

>>150262

>spend around $50 a fortnight on nicabate

I've cut down to one pouch of baccy a fortnight since the price hikes so I'm paying about $60 a week.

It's kinda fucked up when the nicabate stuff is that close in price to what you're trying to give up.

Anyone have any idea how much of the nicabate prices would be (((government))) taxes ?

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 No.150278

>>150277

*one pouch of baccy a fortnight

Fucked that up

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 No.150279

>>150278

Fucking jesus Christ, my brain is fucked

*one pouch of baccy a WEEK

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 No.150280

>>150198

Number 3 here, how'd you know those pics were mine? I'm guessing you're a NEET from way back. Yes I'm now a wagie, and sweet baby Jesus is it Pure Hell.

>>150211

Rape_NEET is NEET_King

>>150245

>What are yous up to?

Just relaxing before another shift of work, then I'll be getting drunks whilst shitposting right here. Also just cleaned muh room a bit.

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 No.150281

>>150275

But the IP count or pph hasnt really changed

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 No.150282

File: 300973b2a401f69⋯.jpg (41.97 KB,349x500,349:500,msg.jpg)

I just ordered a bag of this stuff. I will let you know how it goes.

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 No.150283

File: 567c2bbf5528f96⋯.png (130.05 KB,1406x262,703:131,right.png)

well, I know I feel pretty grim after reading that

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 No.150284

>>150281

maybe we were the refugees all along

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 No.150285

>>150263

>he gets triggered by italics

back to tumblr with you

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 No.150286

>>150280

>Rape_NEET is NEET_King

yeah i know, i thought that was his stash from wageing

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 No.150287

>>150274

it's fun

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 No.150288

>>150282

what is it? is it like msg type salt stuff?

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 No.150289

>>150288

It is pure msg. I am going to see if it makes things tastier.

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 No.150290

>>150289

have you tried snorting it?

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 No.150291

File: a86c3ab48becd25⋯.jpg (98.44 KB,600x450,4:3,refugee island.jpg)

File: cb55c864403f0ee⋯.png (399.75 KB,632x409,632:409,1474382251388.png)

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 No.150292

>>150289

i've heard that it's no worse than any other type of salt.

did you have to do anything special to get it in the country?

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 No.150293

>>150292

I bought from an Australian seller. It is not illegal or even heavily regulated. It is in heaps of stuff.

There was some panic about it last century and an urban myth developed that it makes you feel sick so a lot of companies stopped using it even though it makes things taste much better.

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 No.150294

>>150293

one of my mates worked for coles for years and he told me that the same people who used to complain about it used to come up to him while he was working and asked him why stuff didnt taste the same and why it was shit now

fuck wageing in retail

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 No.150295

>>150293

yeah but like everything else if you add too much it makes things taste worse

it's like a sugar but for hipsters

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 No.150296

>>150282

I read that as 45kg at first glance.

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 No.150297

I envy the comatose.

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 No.150298

>>150297

What if the dreams are bad?

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 No.150299

>>150298

They're still just dreams.

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 No.150300

>>150299

But if your whole life is a dream then what is life ?

Deep thunks.

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 No.150301

>>150297

i was in a coma for a week. pretty boring

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 No.150303

>>150301

Was that after a failed suicide attempt?

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 No.150304

>>150303

why do you ask?

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 No.150305

>>150304

When someone mentions they were in a coma it is only natural that people will ask what caused it.

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 No.150306

>>150305

He's just lazy, likes a good week long sleep now and again

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 No.150307

File: dfcc514f1695edb⋯.png (1.6 MB,1346x991,1346:991,msg.png)

>>150292

You can get it in asian groceries or just coles or woolies. It's just a salt made from seaweed or some shit. I used it but didn't notice a massive difference vs normal salt. Makes food shinier though.

People who don't properly salt their food when cooking will likely use it and think it's a magical addition.

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 No.150308

File: 7798dd8068dc351⋯.png (588.44 KB,711x971,711:971,352e94a4c42b57885aecee8993….png)

I just saw this and thought it was a joke

It isn't

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 No.150309

>>150307

I should add that different salt sizes affects its diffusion and penetration. MSG is flaked salt so it would diffuse quickly and evenly through a sauce so it is preferable for that. Salting steaks with it would have the same effect as any finely ground salt like table salt; draw out the moisture and not penetrate the meat compared to bigger salt like rock or (((kosher))).

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 No.150310

>>150308

I caught that on telly and you could tell the judenknacht presentors were struggling to spit out

>she

everytime.

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 No.150312

>>150309

>(((kosher)))

wait, kosher is jewish? wtf, why didn't someone tell me!?!?

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 No.150313

why do all negroes in the west act like american rape baby ghetto niggers? whats the motivator?

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 No.150314

>>150310

I honestly thought it was someone taking the piss out of this tranny bullshit.

The fact that it's even taken seriously is disgusting.

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 No.150315

>>150313

>negroes

I'm sorry, I don't understand this word.

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 No.150316

File: 2d4ee3c4c08e5fa⋯.gif (2.66 MB,352x240,22:15,1502360852573.gif)

tfw rain

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 No.150317

>>150313

Americanisation.

Same reason why whites here are basically the same as whites there.

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 No.150318

>>150312

holy shit m8 were you dropped on the head as a kid or something?

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 No.150319

My father passed away, the next day my cat died. Harry's (the cat) has been cremated. Can't find dad's will to respect his wishes. How do I handle all this?

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 No.150320

>>150318

>were you dropped on the head as a kid or something?

many times - the first was an accident, the others were my parents trying to reverse the damage done with the first

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 No.150321

>>150319

That's fucked up m8.

Just do your best to keep it together, I had a run of shit like that happen years back and I fucked up completely.

Hang in there m8.

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 No.150322

>>150319

jesus fuck mate, i dunno.

fuck, sorry to hear that

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 No.150323

>>150319

do your best to tie up loose ends m8, that's all you can do

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 No.150324

File: 71aa275885fe7a4⋯.jpg (337.19 KB,476x590,238:295,ona.jpg)

Vaporwagie here.

Had a short shift today, going back tonight for another shift because a wagie called in sick.

Tried my onahole today. Here to review it.

Price: $20, nice.

Packaging: Sub-par on the front, can easily tell it's just a stretched image, detail on the sides showing the inside of the onahole.

Lube inside the box, onahole and USB warmer.

Seller put pack of 3 Japanese condoms in the mail package, included a note saying thank you.

Usage: USB Warmer was in the onahole for 10 mins, moderate amount of lube, tight and suction occurs on long strokes. USB Warmer has 1 setting.Warmth lasts a few minutes or so, thrusting into it can add to the illusion of it being the real thing.

It can get messy.

Cleaning: No issues cleaning.

7/10, pleased with my purchase.Only issue is that the USB Warmer takes a while to heat up.

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 No.150325

>>150324

How much better is it than just using your hand?

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 No.150327

File: 2f8b9698a88f7f4⋯.jpg (102.53 KB,750x500,3:2,spooky love.jpg)

>>150319

take your deceased father to a brothel

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 No.150329

>>150325

Moderately better.

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 No.150330

>>150329

Better enough to justify the expense and extra effort?

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 No.150331

>>150330

Yes, a better experience in how you use it.

Short strokes, long strokes, how you grip can change the suction and feel.

Best for me is long strokes mixed with thrusting, sends me over the edge to get the tip to the lips and slide to the end of the onahole.

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 No.150332

>>150324

How long did delivery take?

What site you get it from?

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 No.150333

>>150324

That girl ain't 18

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 No.150334

>>150332

deliveryneet will supply all your home delivery needs

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 No.150335

Do we have any well adjusted members of society or people who know those kinds of people here?

I haven't managed to get a fucking job in three years despite a degree in economics but I keep seeing cunts in whirlpool who are all making 100k+ out of uni and the statistics announced by the government says Australia is doing fantastic.

I just want to know if I'm the only loser. Can't ask my friends because I cut all ties with them.

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 No.150336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>150335

>Can't ask my friends because I cut all ties with them.

I did the same, that's how i worked out i'm a loser

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 No.150337

>>150332

18 days

www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-Masturbator-Cup-Vagina-Real-Pussy-virgin-Silicone-Pocket-Pussy-Masturbation-Cup-Sex-Toys-For-Men/32599736498.html

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 No.150338

>>150336

Shieeeeeeet

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 No.150339

>>150221

It sounds reasonable to me.

Where better to recruit autistic weebs with nothing but free time on their hands? Personally i find poor grammar really takes away from the sister fucking experience in a vn so its good to see something being done about it

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 No.150340

>>150333

In anime terms she could be anywhere between 10 and 40

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 No.150341

>>150339

just lift brah, and act confident - then you'll get to fuck your sister

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 No.150342

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 No.150343

File: 9bd249caba7774f⋯.jpg (1.5 MB,2000x2800,5:7,1491091703882.jpg)

>>150342

rare mod shit posting

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 No.150345

Can I ask a technical question? Which is the best spirit for mixing with soft drink? Vodka, whisky, rum, something else?

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 No.150346

>>150345

That depends just as much on the soft drink as it does the spirit.

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 No.150348

>>150345

when i used to drink i used to like wild turkey american honey mixed with lift

sounds weird but it's good

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 No.150349

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 No.150350

Evil aboriginal ejaculation

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 No.150351

>>150324

Do you know how long it is?

I bought an onahole a few months ago and I broke it on the first day because it was an inch shorter than my dick. The vag part was about 6 inches long or so.

Sorry for the late reply by the way.

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 No.150352

>>150350

>added an extra word

i see you took my advice of spicing it up a little. Good work

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 No.150353

>>150267

That's just really really sad, feel sorry for the guy more than his dad. It's a facade, he knows how shit he has it. Just pathetic tbh.

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 No.150354

>>150351

Don't let trayvon borrow it

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 No.150355

>>150335

Everyone on Whirlpool is a normie tryhard who is completely full of shit.

t. I know two pretty big posters on there irl one is my uncle

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 No.150356

>>150352

Evil abomination aboriginal ejaculation

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 No.150357

>>150355

Yeah I tried asking a pretty simple question but the response was passive aggressive as fuck. Like, genuinely toxic. You could tell that they fucking hated their very existence and was there just to be sarcastic little shits trying to belittle uni kids to make themselves feel better.

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 No.150358

>>150357

If you want to catch some out on their shit normie tryhard lives and bullshit go through their post history. Click their account name then go > 120 days

Some guy was masquerading as an investment banker (You probably know what that entails given your Economics background) and yet was posting about how much he needs to save $$$ in the travel sub-forum and making poverty $5 bets on the horses.

The people in the education and graduate program sub-forum are probably the scummiest.

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 No.150359

>>150353

>money, girlfriend

he's doing better than us. Save your sorrow for the truly pathetic

>>150355

They're australia's largest net forum, no? I have a plan - let's infiltrate whirlpoo, do whatever brown nosing we need to do to become mods, then slowly sneak redpills into the discourse and standards there, gradually turning the place into pol.

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 No.150360

>>150359

That sounds like work neet

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 No.150361

>>150359

Asian import gfs don't count as girlfriends, literally any NEET could get one if they could put up with their wet paper bag personalities for any more than a few minutes.

Money doesn't make a person, you could give most of us a million dollars and yet most of us would still be doing the same thing we do now - spending most of our day on the internet. What is truly pathetic imo is someone with money who you still have the image of that lunchNEET had when initially meeting them.

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 No.150362

>>150356

baby steps fella, you dont want to over exert yourself

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 No.150363

File: ac76401c6d4bc77⋯.png (38.7 KB,401x367,401:367,images (1).png)

>>150361

So the only real gf is mannequin gf?

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 No.150364

>>150358

I just want to find a site with well adjusted normies ) =

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 No.150365

>>150361

what if she isn't white or asian?

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 No.150366

>>150364

facebook?

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 No.150367

>>150363

>>150365

If she isn't asian/indian and she isn't with you just for your money then she's a real gf I'd say

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 No.150368

>>150360

you mistake work for drug addled fantasy. never confuse the two

>>150361

>we could get girls if we wanted to. money doesn't mean anything!

no

>>150365

then it's bestiality

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 No.150369

>>150367

thanks

>>150368

i am a beast

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 No.150370

>>150366

Never used facebook outside of highschool. Are there normie job search groups there?

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 No.150371

>>150370

i dont know, i havent used anything but the chans for at least 5 years

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 No.150372

>>150355

Whinepoolers get extremely mad when you talk about using neetbux for anything but buying just enough calories to stop you dropping dead

Place is just full of angry retards

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 No.150373

>>150372

They weren't as bad but in the past couple years they suddenly got really passive aggressive. I have no idea why.

Maybe the economy's bad so the cunts who got laid off are lurking on whirlpool just trying to shit on everyone else to make themselves feel better.

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 No.150374

>>150372

Place was shit 10 + years ago, tempting to make an account and go trolling

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 No.150375

>>150374

I saw an account named GoonBag on there when i was looking through a wfd thread once. Seems like one of us has done it before

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 No.150377

>>150375

Correction the account was actually DoleBludger, but he mentioned goon too

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 No.150378

>>150377

more than likely is was a young rapennet honing his skills

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 No.150379

>>150372

>Whinepoolers get extremely mad when you talk about using neetbux for anything but buying just enough calories to stop you dropping dead

I hate this fucking mentality. What happens if I save my bux a bit and want something nice, since I have saved my money?

>REEE YOUR ON DOLE NOTHING GOOD FOR YOU LIVE IN TRASH CAN GOY FUCKING BLUDGER REEEEE GET DA JOB OH THERE IS NO JOBS REEE GET ONE ANYWAY REEEEE

I'm pretty glad we don't have the stupid american food stamp system, many boomers want to implement it here. I wouldn't have been able to afford my $700 car and got my license on fucking muh food stamps. And they call us whiny pricks?

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 No.150380

>>150379

They applaud my dumpster diet

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 No.150381

Hey mates, [unspecified]NEET here. I've a story for my NEET buds:

https://imgur.com/a/3i81y

It all began on the 10th of this month, two days before I was scheduled for a nine hour flight out of Aussie and into the humid thunderstorms of Phnom Penh, Cambodia. I've got an opiate dependency, see, and as a responsible young man I had planned ahead: I'd spend my last 48 hours in Aussie writhing and sweating in severe discomfort, riding out the worst of the withdrawals in bed at home, and arriving in Cambodia on the 12th, feeling a bit shitty but mostly fresh and ready for an adventure. I certainly wasn't going to fuck up my holiday by taking opiates through the customs of a south-east asian country and I also had no interest in withdrawing during my precious holiday.

Well, it didn't work out the way I'd planned; I was 24 hours into the sweat and the filth and bone-chilling cold, like the worst flu I'd ever had, when mum called to let me know that one of her employees had called in sick and that I'd need to help out at a catered event. She was coming to Cambodia too and absolutely stressing because she'd left a friend in charge of her florists business and everything was falling apart just a day before she was due to leave for a fortnight of relaxation. Well, there was nothing for it: I shot up a nice little crumb of heroin, lay in bed for ten minutes feeling all the symptoms wash away and then staggered into the shower feeling fantastic and wondering what the fuck I was going to do now.

I mulled it over as I was driving to the shop and decided my fate was sealed, there was no other option: I'd just have to use my NEET senses to detect some dodgy pharmacies around Phnom Penh and buy enough weak opiates to hold me over. This, however, was going to squeeze me for time: I had to show up at the international arrivals lounge two hours before my flight, the flight itself would take nine hours, it seemed reasonable to budget an hour for visa and customs delays on arrival in PP, the shuttle from the airport to the apartment would take half an hour, and I'd be arriving at 2AM local time so I'd need perhaps an hour to find a 24/7 pharmacy in a new city where I didn't speak the language.

That's fourteen hours in total between my last shot of heroin and the earliest I could expect to pick up some opiates over the counter. The average length of time between taking a large shot of heroin and feeling the first signs of withdrawal? Fourteen hours.

…and I did it, NEETs. Timed it perfectly. I arrived feeling a little queasy, put mummy to bed, told her that I'd be checking out the nightlife and raced off to find a cab to take me to a pharmacy. On the very first try I bought a handful of codeine and left with a smile plastered across my face, caught another $2 cab back to the apartment and happily ate twelve pills, opened my laptop to read an ebook and wait for that familiar warmth. Except the pills did nothing. Literally nothing. My habit was so large I didn't even feel the stuff. I wasn't sick but I wasn't high and I couldn't sleep, and worst of all I knew I'd only pushed the sickness off for a couple hours at best. It would come back, and it would fucking crush me.

So I did what any prepared NEET would do: I whipped out the backup plan…

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 No.150382

Now, this was the backup plan for a reason…

I'd spoken to a fellow junkie a few months earlier about my plans in PP and he'd told me about a heroin spot that he used to frequent. Go past the fruit stalls near the centre of the city, he'd said, turn onto the street with the night market and walk down the first alley on your right, a few doorways from the end the end there'll be a guy waiting on a stool just inside one of the rooms opening onto the alley. Nod at him; 'hey-ro-in?', and he'll offer his pricing. So that's what I did, in my flip-flops and singlet, I caught another cab to the night market and casually walked through the area looking for the alley. There were street vendors all over the footpath selling food and fruit drinks and I walked through them towards the alley, but because of all the bustle I didn't notice until too late that there was a cop standing right at the entrance. Welp, too late to awkwardly do a 180 and walk back at that point, so I walked confidently into this dark narrow alleyway and at that moment a sweaty cambodian man of about 30 in a denim jacket rushed past me about 20 metres down this winding alleyway to stand impatiently by an open doorway, refusing to meet my eye as I looked at him curiously. I opened my mouth to speak and he shook his head, looking away. I stood around uncomfortably, looking for the cop at the entrance, until another cambodian guy, this one with a swagger and his t-shirt rolled up above his stomach, walked down the alley, greeted the first guy curtly and walked into the open doorway. I caught his eye and started to speak again, and again I got a shake of the head, this time with a clicking tongue and the universal hand signal for 'shoo'.

Well, fuck.

The backup-backup plan was this: walk around the most permissive suburbs of the city where the cops are paid off and try to make contact with someone trying to sell weed to tourists. I'd been told that these guys all had access to heroin too, it's just that tourists are their only customers so they open with offers for weed so as not to scare anyone. And that's what I did: I walked around a corner to find three skinny guys laying on their motorbikes and whispering 'marijuana? marijuana?' in my direction.

I'd been told their official job was offering motorbike taxi rides so I walked up, sat on the back of the nearest one and said 'hay-ro-win?'. He looked at me funny and said 'yes, 1 million', which equates to around 50AUD… twice the price I'd been expecting, but I suppose he was just a middleman. I nod and get on the back of his bike and we speed through the streets, then stop in front of a run-down looking bus station. He gets off the bike and tells me to wait on one of the seats next to a guy who confirms the price, asks my name and taps his number into my phone. My mind flashes back to the ID check that was performed just a couple hours ago as I picked up my cambodian SIM; how much would the cops pay for my number if I called?

A third cambodian guy comes out and presses a folded up lolly wrapper into my hand, then takes the 1mil and smiles at me. I get back on the bike and ask to be dropped off at a mall near the apartment, take a few backstreets to avoid the possibility of being followed, stop by the pharmacy for a pack of syringes, a little supermarket for bottled water, then back to the apartment.

https://imgur.com/a/UQdGj

Feels.

Good.

NEETs.

and I felt good for the duration of the trip :)

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 No.150383

vpnNEET is a cambodian junkie.. well there you go

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 No.150384

>>150381

>>150382

Did you have any sex adventures?

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 No.150385

The funniest post I read on whirlpool was that everyone on the dole was lazy since you should be able to save up for a car while on newstart and go fruit picking/get a job that requires transport.

How out of touch with reality do you have to be to say shit like that.

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 No.150386

File: 934de4848621fae⋯.jpg (270.62 KB,2048x1152,16:9,DLscyeIXcAAarha.jpg large.jpg)

>>150381

>>150382

Funny, I just finished watching a Louis Theroux documentary about heroin junkies.

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 No.150387

>>150386

Had they sucked dicks to get high?

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 No.150388

>>150381

>>150382

You did well junjieNEET, you earned that high

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 No.150389

>>150388

*junkie

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 No.150390

>>150384

Near the apartments there were a string of massage parlors with negative reviews on TripAdvisor for offering happy endings. I checked them out on some local prostitution rating site and they were decent but I'm not interested in sex without an emotional component and the idea of sex tourism disgusts me. I visited anyway for a regular massage, just five bucks for an hour, and I spent most of the time nodding out and thinking about whether paying for sex in that instance would have been ethical. That same day I accidentally bought half a gram of heroin for half-price from the motorbike guys, I told them I'd only got the equivalent of AUD25 in my wallet and I'd like a half-sized chunk instead of the regular 0,5g. They grumbled a bit and then brought me the normal half-gram anyway, something obviously got lost in translation, so after that I was flying high at almost local pricing.

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 No.150391

>>150385

I've seen posts saying that saving any money is not okay because the system is just designed to keep you alive. How retarded do you have to be to not realize that without money saved up you can't do anything to make yourself more employable

I swear they're all paid off by cenno

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 No.150392

>>150387

The response was "I have never sucked a dick, but I have let a guy suck my dick." I wonder which end JunkieNEET will be on of such an arrangement.

It's an okay documentary, not as good as Louis' early work though. His new stuff is just depressing, I liked the quirky documentaries better.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x63x96v

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 No.150393

Best part about whirlpool is being told that you're not trying hard enough.

Which was posted at 11AM on a Tuesday.

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 No.150394

>>150392

imagine junkieNEET trying to explain to cambodian bikers with hand gestures what that's all about

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 No.150395

>>150393

Or you go through their post history and they're carrying on about negative gearing their investment property.

Have seen it before.

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 No.150396

>>150393

i wonder if that's where all the corp execs go to shitpost

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 No.150397

>>150396

Well if you go by what the cunts there claim everyone earning 150k+ a year in Australia posts there.

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 No.150398

>>150397

and then here we are..

something went terribly wrong

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 No.150399

>>150397

on second thought it probably is just reddit for boomers

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 No.150400

>>150361

>Asian import gfs don't count as girlfriends

Kinda this but

>asian import gold digging bitch gfs, who beta smucks worship, dont count as girlfriends.

Gooks in general i dont like, but i have met a few honest good ones. I dont mind when an obese 60+ queenslander bogan imports some barley legal 18 year old asain pussy to use as a onahole. But when beta bitches allow themselves to used by an asain whore i get mad

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 No.150401

>>150397

If I was a corp exec I would hang out where nobody expects. Maybe on a forum full of poor or even unemployed autists

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 No.150402

>>150400

how do you get used by an asian whore?

sounds kinda kinky tbh

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 No.150403

>>150401

sdobbit

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 No.150404

>>150401

plausible since skrelli is a /b/tard

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 No.150405

>>150404

i thought he was a biz guy

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 No.150406

>>150405

same thing really

psychopathy and business sense go hand in hand

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 No.150407

>>150406

Will making endless trap threads get me promoted to CEO?

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 No.150408

>>150407

have you tried?

why haven't you tried?

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 No.150409

>>150408

If I became a rich ceo I wouldn't be able to post here with you guys anymore

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 No.150410

>>150390

Oh, and at the end of the nice five buck massage I quickly palmed off 5000 riel to the woman as a tip, because I knew she wasn't even going to get half of that measly fiver, and I didn't want the owner to tax her tip as well. I was changing money later that same day and I noticed that 5000 equates to a fucking dollar fifty, and I'd sneakily handed it to her as though I was giving her a week's wage. She actually smiled thankfully for it, the thought makes me cringe. I'd just paid the moto taxi guy a $30 tip for walking around a corner and picking up a little chunk of heroin.

>>150394

When I say motorbike guys I mean pic related, poor motodop drivers, they're not gangsters. I'm sure they're well-aquainted with sexual hand signals, my NEET, I was offered prostitutes every second time I caught a motodop, lol.

http://www.khmer440.com/k/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sleeping-motodop.jpg

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 No.150411

>>150409

true, but you'd be rich and a ceo

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 No.150412

>>150411

I could buy fancy $15 goon bags

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 No.150413

>>150409

you could buy the chans and we could hate you like we've done with all owners and mods

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 No.150414

>>150412

let's not get too ahead of ourselves here

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 No.150415

File: 951d55b4b3c11ae⋯.jpg (707.14 KB,1500x1000,3:2,POYI_PHOTOGRAPHER_FOLIO_BE….jpg)

>>150410

>>150381

>>150382

Cheers for the entertaining story mate. What's heroin like? How did you get started? Would you recommend it? Is it really like how the film Trainspotting portrays it's recreational use? I feel like I too would have more interesting stories to tell if I partook in opiates.

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 No.150416

>>150413

If I owned a chan I would ban all dissenters and then buy up the chan that rises up to oppose me. No autist shall be allowed to criticize me

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 No.150417

>>150415

His story wasn't interesting.

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 No.150418

File: 19858550a154a38⋯.png (89.04 KB,554x430,277:215,wagiegoon.PNG)

>>150414

I can taste the premium already

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 No.150419

>>150417

I enjoyed it. I always appreciate it when an anon shares their experiences, potentially running the risk of identifying himself and losing his anonymity in the process, something I would never risk.

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 No.150420

>>150419

Is this a threat?

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 No.150421

>>150420

I wouldn't threaten a NEET.

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 No.150422

>>150418

You put goon like that on the shelf to admire, not to drink.

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 No.150423

>>150418

what's a bortoli?

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 No.150424

>>150423

$17.99 each.

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 No.150425

>>150424

wew

that's why i've never heard of it

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 No.150426

>>150422

You need one of those caves with gems in the walls for this one

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 No.150428

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The wagie mentality

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 No.150429

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 No.150430

I need to poo but I don't want to walk to the toilet

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 No.150431

>>150430

If you take the bag out of a carton of goon, the box doubles up as a shitting container.

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 No.150432

>>150430

Poo on the floor and just chuck it in the loo later

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 No.150433

>>150401

idk, if I was a corporate exec I would be busy getting my dick sucked by my secretary.

And whirlpool was the biggest australian site last I checked

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 No.150434

>>150431

I usually rip the box apart in a rage trying to get to the sweet tasty goon

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 No.150435

>>150432

I'm gonna cut a hole in my wall next to my bed so I can stick my ass in it and poo without getting out of bed

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 No.150436

>>150429

it's pretty telling if they move to your country and won't eat your food you won't get along

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 No.150437

>>150381

why did you dox yourself

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 No.150438

File: aca05838eddfb00⋯.jpg (704.87 KB,852x1585,852:1585,22-1.jpg)

File: 7e2dc3ab24ed6ec⋯.png (35.16 KB,632x251,632:251,inftm.png)

>>150351

A bit over 5 inches, it stretches.

You were too rough with it or not enough lube.

>>150393

Barely browsed Whirlpool, is the mentality of people there worse than /r/australia?

Optimized my computer a bit, got rid of Firefox and moved to my beloved Opera. What happened to Firefox? Used to be good and it hogs up memory since around 2016 for me.

Got the day off tomorrow, want to go somewhere but there's nothing really fun going on.

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 No.150439

File: b078bb7d0a6d1c4⋯.jpg (102.33 KB,900x677,900:677,importgangas (2).JPG)

>>150345

vodka + soda or a lemonade will hardly never give u hangovers

>>150365

>what if she isn't white or asian?

She make a good human onahole then

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 No.150440

>>150438

Never been to r/australia so can't say. What's it like there?

>Opera

Enjoy your Chinese botnet

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 No.150441

File: 33226c9caad3f56⋯.jpg (55.12 KB,800x800,1:1,1465971276946.jpg)

>>150438

Another vile neet image I need to hide.

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 No.150442

File: 39b8cf43fe920f9⋯.jpg (1.42 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Workout.jpg)

File: 5771dd840e0e7ea⋯.jpg (1.44 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Workout 2.jpg)

File: e95ef11fdd56ee6⋯.jpg (1.44 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Workout 3.jpg)

File: 37b694591526d5d⋯.jpg (1.36 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Workout 4.jpg)

File: 8c361053dab7242⋯.jpg (1.42 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Workout 5.jpg)

>>150363

>>150367

A mannequin-GF is probably the closest to an IRL-GF I and/or you are ever going to get.(tbqh, fam)

Pic-related is my recently-acquired "missus" after a hot & sweaty gym sesh, for which she surprisingly didn't break a sweat - but that's plastic for ya…

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 No.150443

>>150440

>botnet

Have a credible source to back that up?

I lurkied the subreddit around 2016 during the election for URLs. The mentality is pro-refugee, STEM braggers and white knighting.

>>150441

Vile? Be thankful I didn't use it and then take a picture.

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 No.150444

File: e4d534d4c200d18⋯.jpg (44.23 KB,498x594,83:99,1342669263752.jpg)

>>150442

I just don't know any more.

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 No.150445

Evening lads.

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 No.150446

>>150381

>>150437

I didn't read his full post but the image of the passport dates back to 2007 if you cunts didn't pick that up already.

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 No.150447

>>150442

do you ever dress her up real pretty anon?

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 No.150448

>>150442

This is the pinnacle of the neet life

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 No.150449

>>150443

>closed source browser bought by chinese

>not a botnet

k

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 No.150450

>>150442

How are you not embarrassed by this

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 No.150451

>>150450

If you were capable of feeling embarrassment you wouldn't be a NEET now would you?

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 No.150452

>>150451

There is a difference between being feeling embarrassment as a NEET and having no shame at all like that guy.

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 No.150453

>>150452

You speak as if I take the mannegrill out in public. I can post these pics without a hint of embarrassment because you'll never know me irl, and vice-versa.

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 No.150454

>>150442

Should have got a realdoll. I hate being a cunt but that looks like you knicked it from kmart when the staff we not looking.

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 No.150455

>>150453

But you'll know anon.

You'll know

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 No.150456

>>150453

see >>150455

Also are you not concerned that other people will find out how sad you truly are?

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 No.150457

>>150455

I know that my chances of getting a RealGF are slim-to-zero.

>>150456

I'm no sadder than any other cunt that frequents this board/chan. I just have more money to burn than most, take for example Vapor_NEET's recent purchase of an Onahole, something he most likely wouldn't have bought had he not recently become a WageMan.

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 No.150458

>>150456

Not him but no one is going to find out about it behind closed doors. Stop shitting on him, most of us here have no gf, let a man fantasize.

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 No.150459

>>150456

Wow go away meanie

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 No.150460

>>150442

Why aren't you posting with a VPN or Tor? I bet the AFP or ASIO have flagged you as a future serial killer.

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 No.150461

>>150457

Maybe if you stopped fucking a mannequin you might have a chance at picking up.

>>150458

Bollocks. People always find out that shit, especially if he's posting it online.

>>150459

Toughen up. Someone has to kick his ass otherwise he'll stay fucking a mannequin for the rest of his life.

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 No.150462

>>150460

>>150461

Get the fuck out you negative little cunts. Not everyone here is a fucking normalfag who can just go out and be themself and pick up a stacy at the club.

>Toughen up. Someone has to kick his ass otherwise he'll stay fucking a mannequin for the rest of his life.

Trying to play daddy via the internet? Stop bullying him, everyone is an adult here, and I am sick of sanctimonious wankers enforcing their normie garbage here.

>Maybe if you stopped fucking a mannequin you might have a chance at picking up.

Maybe no one would date him anyway, so he has to resort to having a fake gf? Didn't think of that did you fucking shortsighted cunt. Leave mannequin gf neet alone.

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 No.150463

>>150462

I'm >>150460. It was just a bit of banter, and my own personal paranoia. More power to him, and I hope he can get DSP one day and afford to upgrade to a sex robot in a few years, if he doesn't become too attached to Aneeta.

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 No.150464

>>150463

Sorry m8, must have quoted an extra person who I didn't mean.

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 No.150465

File: dc1586b72049978⋯.jpg (16.23 KB,470x313,470:313,images (23).jpg)

STOP YELLING OR I'LL CALL NEET PROTECTION REEEEEE

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 No.150466

>>150462

You're as bad as social justice 94 genders. The people you most likely make fun of. If no one tells the cunt the truth, then he'll never learn and he'll fuck the doll for the rest of his life. Just like those demiqueer polyamorous retards that make excuses for themselves.

>"he can't help that he's demiqueer, leave him alone!"

<"he can't help that women won't date him so he has to fuck a mannequin, leave him alone!"

Cunt needs a wake up call.

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 No.150467

>>150466

Fellate a shotgun you dumb fucking normalfag. Some people are inherently unattractive to women and will never get a gf. Why the fuck shouldn't they be able to pretend with a doll? You are just a buttblasted normie who cannot comprehend the other end of the stick.

>You're as bad as social justice 94 genders.

Stay delusional you kike. Yourself is a more apt comparision, since like them and you, both of you share the same ability of not being able to see further than their own eyelashes.

>If no one tells the cunt the truth, then he'll never learn and he'll fuck the doll for the rest of his life

The doll is all he will ever have, out of necessity, certainly better than fucking some shitty gook hooker anyway, and probably better looking.

> Just like those demiqueer polyamorous retards that make excuses for themselves.

I'm not excusing anyone fag. I'm just pointing out the logical reason why someone would do such a thing, you are the cunt who cannot even comprehend differing opinions or trains of thought, like a nigger.

<"he can't help that women won't date him so he has to fuck a mannequin, leave him alone!"

What is he supposed to do then m8? Go out and rape women? Fuck you are a knuckle dragger.

>"he can't help that he's demiqueer, leave him alone!"

Being a tumblrfag believing gay ideology has nothing to do with being an ugly autist who will never get a gf, nice false equivalence.

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 No.150468

>>150467

>What is he supposed to do then m8? Go out and rape women? Fuck you are a knuckle dragger.

All any man has to do to attract a woman, is go out and talk to them. Staying home and fucking a doll is not ever going to get anyone anywhere. Fuck, if he lowers his standards he could easily get a fucking landwhale with 0 effort.

>Being a tumblrfag believing gay ideology has nothing to do with being an ugly autist who will never get a gf, nice false equivalence.

complains about false equivalence but then ad homs in same post >You are just a buttblasted normie who cannot comprehend the other end of the stick.

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 No.150469

>>150465

JIMMY IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK TO YOUR ROOM I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS AGAIN

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 No.150470

>>150469

Jimmy, stay where you are, I want to watch him beat your ass.

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 No.150471

>>150470

>>150469

I can beat my own ass thank you

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 No.150472

>>150471

Only if you do a proper job. Let me get some popcorn first.

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 No.150474

File: a6cb3cb02aa3f38⋯.jpg (116.29 KB,600x759,200:253,13 ed3.jpg)

>>150468

Let anon love his wife you fucking normalfag

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 No.150481

>>150468

>All any man has to do to attract a woman, is go out and talk to them.

>being this delusional

You obviously have no fucking clue. Many have done that 100s of fucking times and it always ends in failure. Are you going to give the "bee yourself" advice yet?

>Fuck, if he lowers his standards he could easily get a fucking landwhale with 0 effort.

Even landwhales want chad now. Ugly men have literally zero relationship prospects.

>complains about false equivalence but then ad homs in same post

So? I wasn't complaining about adhoms in that post, I was calling out your bullshit comparison, I will call an ignorant retard whatever names I like. You are a butthurt normalfag who thinks if everyone follows your useless non advice "go out and talk to the women" it guarantees success, it just doesn't.

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 No.150482

I'm gonna poo on all of you and make you my bitches

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 No.150483

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 No.150485

File: 8f4896cf61116e6⋯.jpeg (92.81 KB,1387x702,1387:702,8f4.jpeg)

nighty night friendos

except for >>150468

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 No.150486

File: 054c330bf0edb1b⋯.jpeg (6 KB,296x170,148:85,baddog.jpeg)

goddamit, we're supposed to be a squad of elite shitposters, with bant skills learnt from growing up in brutal aussie schoolyards and imageboards, yet I wake up to find you guys got trolled to death last night by some faggot wagecuck (and he was a wagie - why do you think this shit happens after working hours?)

We need to be better than this goddamit! We are better than this

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 No.150488

>>150481

>Many have done that 100s of fucking times

stop lying anon

I was a virgin through high school, spend 2011 griding through hitting on girls. I kept a log and only got to around 40 rejections before i got some.

If you actually went out and approached a 100 real women, you would get something, a kiss, number, fuck etc.

I mean this a very hard thing to do

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 No.150489

>>150488

That's pretty demoralizing, was your mindset just a law of probability and eventually you should get something?

If I ever got that desperate I don't know what I'd do, stay positive boys.

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 No.150490

>>150361

>rich

Most of the these people are in debt up to their eyeballs because they think debt = free money lmao

People are financially illiterate in Australia.

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 No.150491

File: cab0cec99527741⋯.jpg (94.04 KB,768x768,1:1,Vh9uvT_2cTel_IVwbL3jh7dfjx….jpg)

Can we please discuss our normal fag acquaintances/friends/family members who have a tonne of credit card/mortgage debt and how it negatively affects their life? I love hearing about miserable debt slaves.

Plz respond

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 No.150492

File: d6b3bb67665b906⋯.jpg (83.41 KB,613x670,613:670,wanna fight cunt.jpg)

>>150486

oi cunt why are you trying to become dogNEET?

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 No.150493

File: 446f91e0060bbee⋯.jpg (113.67 KB,634x635,634:635,sometimes trying pays off.jpg)

>>150491

Do you get off on other people's shortcomings and misfortunes?

You're no better than meanNEET picking on mannegrillNEET for doing the best he can.

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 No.150494

>>150493

No it's just that stories of extreme financial irresponsibility make me feel good about being a NEET with no debt

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 No.150495

>>150489

My mindset was that i couldnt find a mannequin.

but really yeah, i just kept the probability in mind. Did it with a mate, it was actually a race to a 100 rejections and neither of us made it.

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 No.150496

>>150494

tfw you're such a loser that (((creditors))) won't even offer you the option of debtslavery

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 No.150497

I have a feeling this research is somehow important to many of us, but due to dieting my blood sugar levels are too low to concentrate on it

'Self-Control Relies on Glucose as a Limited Energy Source: Willpower Is More Than a Metaphor'

fermatslibrary.com/s/self-control-relies-on-glucose-as-a-limited-energy-source-willpower-is-more-than-a-metaphor

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 No.150498

The carpet cleaner is coming at 9AM tomorrow. I got lazy yesterday and left myself a lot to do today. Still haven't tackled that mould on the bathroom wall.

I am feeling lazy again but with the pressure of a deadline I think I will get everything done.

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 No.150499

>>150496

>getting into debt

>not saving your bux and investing

good goy

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 No.150500

>>150498

if he expresses disappointment in the cleanliness of the work environment you have provided for him tell him he's fired someone broke into the place last night and ransacked it

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 No.150501

>>150494

>extreme financial irresponsibility

>neets putting ther money in (((banks))) earning 2%, with inflation at 2%

Mean while crypto cunts earn 30% returns

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 No.150502

I went to rinse off my car with the hose and the tap came apart when I turned it on letting out an uncontrollable stream of water which soaked me.

I had to turn the water off at the mains to fix it. Took me ages because I'm retarded and I put a piece of the tap in backwards and then couldn't get it out.

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 No.150503

>>150502

you're a qualified plumber now

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 No.150504

>>150503

I wish I was. Once my carpets are cleaned I am going to need to hire one to do about five other things here. God only knows how much it is going to cost me.

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 No.150505

>>150498

If all fails just answer the door wearing a diaper and he will think your retarded and feel sorry for you

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 No.150506

>>150504

You sound like my mum complaining about her house

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 No.150507

>>150502

>>150503

Yup, you're a plumber now. Most of us don't even know what a water main is. You're banned from neetbux and neetthread now - it's time to look forward to a glorious lifetime of cleaning out overflowing shit clogged toilets.

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 No.150508

>>150507

I thought the water just came out of the walls in my house

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 No.150509

Are there any abbo neets here? Be honest

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 No.150510

>>150509

i remember a neet saying he was abo

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 No.150511

File: f683302bdd1d6cb⋯.jpg (14.19 KB,400x400,1:1,1465973836946.jpg)

>>150510

was it you?

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 No.150512

>>150509

NEETking is 1/16, i think

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 No.150513

>>150501

tfw I have 30k in the bank and I didn't think of this.

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 No.150514

>>150513

when was the last time you fingered your dirty neet bumhole

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 No.150515

>>150514

every time i think of that sweet sweet $30k

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 No.150516

>>150515

can you pay me to do a job for you

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 No.150517

>>150516

i dont know how clean your fingers are

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 No.150518

>>150515

>>150514

I'll finger both your bum holes for a goonbag

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 No.150519

>>150518

you're not getting one of those fancy $15 ones

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 No.150521

<friend tells me it's cheaper to import shit from japan even with the shipping cost + insurance

now i can get a real fucking skyline

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 No.150523

>>150521

>driving a car

non-neet detected

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 No.150524

File: 21f96ed300f50a5⋯.png (31.81 KB,692x764,173:191,1462942641349.png)

File: ff50fa018822233⋯.jpg (28.6 KB,487x311,487:311,1496091999724.jpg)

i'm the oldest cunt in this thread i am 26 you are all my sons and daughters

<3

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 No.150525

File: 7aff38950d94ce3⋯.jpg (126.95 KB,1000x650,20:13,cb1300-super-bol-dor.jpg)

>>150521

Been thinking of doing this with a bike, really want a Honda CB1300 super bol d'or.

>>150524

I'll be 31 next month.

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 No.150526

>>150525

I'll be 65 next year

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 No.150527

>>150525

>31

Can we have a competition to see who the oldest NEET here is?

Winner gets my rarest Pepe

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 No.150528

File: ce470704d86f51c⋯.jpg (29.84 KB,378x389,378:389,images (24).jpg)

>>150525

I want one of those bikes with training wheels so I don't fall off

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 No.150529

>>150526

Horseshit you old cunt don't lie to me I'll finger your geriatric bum

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 No.150530

>>150529

The nurse fingers my bum for me, she gets her finger up there to break up and loosen the poo for when I make potty

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 No.150531

Questions for Oldfart NEETS:

Does it get to a certain point where you're too old to get a job and you experience blatant ageism?

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 No.150532

>>150530

Sounds a bit poofy, old fella

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 No.150533

>>150525

careful with bike anon, i hear even paraplegics have trouble getting the dsp nowadays

>>150526

looking forward to that sweet old age pension? Were you able to make it through the last half century on med certs or did they drag you into wfd?

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 No.150534

NEETs don't live to make old bones. All the stress hormones our bodies are constantly flooded with kill us off early.

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 No.150536

>>150534

>neets

>stress

Being a neet is objectively very comfy except for the poverty but if you're thrify you can have a good PC with an i7 and gtx 1070, grow some weed and drink goon erryday

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 No.150537

>>150533

I'm already on DSP so no worries I guess.

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 No.150538

>>150536

>1070

poorfag detected

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 No.150539

File: 3a3e6b71abcf237⋯.jpg (41.47 KB,494x750,247:375,1496598896042.jpg)

>tfw work is starting to phase me out with less shifts and I have only been there just over a month

>tfw getting oneitis for 17 year old coworker

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 No.150540

>>150531

I dunno, I've heard anyone 40+ will basically have trouble getting a job due to age, however being unemployed for say 5+ years, on DSP and 30 years old, I'd say your chances of getting a job are slim to none compared to a 40 year old.

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 No.150541

>>150531

If you're older than 18 good luck getting a job in any of the fast food/retail shops.

Or an apprenticeship.

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 No.150542

>>150540

>>150541

It really isn't hard to get a job. Just ring up 100 places per week, and go in person as well. Drop your resume off at a recruitment agency too. You'll have a job within a month.

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 No.150543

>>150542

this is the most normie tier advice anon

I'm fat and bald thats why they don't want to hire me because I scream ugly freak

I also sweat profusely at the sightest bit of nervousness/heat over 28 degrees

I should just give up and go on DSP somehow

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 No.150544

How do I get through grief?

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 No.150545

>>150542

Tried that, didn't work.

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 No.150546

>>150542

People want a "job" job anon, not some cash in hand/barely minimum wage casual role that wouldn't support you.

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 No.150547

>>150544

I masturbate whenever I feel grief try to overwhelm me.

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 No.150548

>>150547

how much of your penis have you lost due to grief erosion?

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 No.150549

>>150548

idk, sometimes it hurts and my shaft feels like there are pins pricking all around it but the pain helps forget the grief too.

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 No.150550

I smoked some weed last night and fapped 4 times in the space of 3 hours

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 No.150551

>>150488

>If you actually went out and approached a 100 real women, you would get something, a kiss, number, fuck etc.

That doesn't work if you are ugly and or socially retarded. Also, going through that many rejections concurrently would destroy whatever psyche you have and the smallest amount of confidence you could have produced. After failing so much continuing is pointless, just like the fool who buys a lotto ticket daily.

>inb4 that didn't happen to me

Everyone's different and situation is unique. I can only talk to women drunk and ruined on valium, but obviously that would be offputting to women (or to women that are respectable enough to even bother with having a relationship with, not some club roastie)

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 No.150552

>>150542

>there are people who actually believe this works

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 No.150553

>>150552

Oh it works. You'll just get a dead end job with no future prospects and earn just a bit more than newstart

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 No.150555

File: 9f3d47ddfb85d22⋯.jpg (142.82 KB,1334x1334,1:1,wojak losing it15.jpg)

>>150553

>Oh it works. You'll just get a dead end job with no future prospects and earn just a bit more than newstart

mfw this is my situation

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 No.150556

>>150553

Pretty much, I think a proper job is different from a wageslave affair (one like you described).

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 No.150558

>>150556

what you're thinking of is a career

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 No.150559

>>150558

Career? What's that?

Please name some potential careers that one can get into.

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 No.150560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYMiTlZ9iN4

This made my dick hard due to all of the nomie boomers getting BTFO HARD

FUck I can't wait to buy a house with my neetbux ladds

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 No.150561

>>150531

Nah, I go back to work for a few months each year.

I had 18 years solid as a wagie though, my resume is a complete tissue of lies and I get 2 of my mates(REEEE) to be my references.

t. OldNEET (42) Hungover as fuck

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 No.150563

>>150559

these days, delivery driver or cold caller

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 No.150564

File: 9c715cf054721a2⋯.jpg (1.53 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG_20171025_101647.jpg)

File: 15adb3b3d51f1c7⋯.jpg (1.27 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG_20171025_104202.jpg)

Recommending Mr.Brown's coffee.

Didn't expect rain today.

~Vaporwagie

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 No.150565

>>150542

please leave

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 No.150566

>>150563

>nnetking is actually careerprince

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 No.150567

>>150561

what were you working as? do you have a trade?

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 No.150568

>>150563

>Drive like an Asian

>Spill spaghetti talking to people

Welp, one more reason to off myself

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 No.150569

>>150560

yeah nah when that happens we'll be too busy fending off the african hordes with lee enfields and bayonets at the ready

i bet the coalition's plan to off the bubble bursting is to sell the country to the chinese lol

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 No.150570

File: e89faa2387ad60f⋯.png (501.1 KB,1102x967,1102:967,1491741354870.png)

>>150536

Just threw up after a food binge.

I picked a really dumb day for it. I still have so much cleaning to do.

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 No.150571

>>150564

Fuck off

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 No.150572

>>150564

The can looks a bit small, what is the sandwich/burger in the second picture?

>>150571

?

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 No.150573

>>150538

>not having SLI Titan X(p)'s under a custom loop with a i9 7980XE

Pleb

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 No.150574

Just finished the daily dishwashing, hopefully that will stove off the screeching when mummy gets home

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 No.150575

>>150572

>Whiney faggot

> not even a neet, was a uni student before being a wagey

> has to sign his mundane blog posts

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 No.150576

>>150570

I have binged and purged twice already today and I'm about to go do it again.

I am bullimic.

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 No.150577

>>150576

Good for you anon. Better than being a lardass. Just make sure you take care of your teeth and hair or you'll look like some crack addict.

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 No.150578

>>150567

Worked in warehousing, mainly construction supplies.

Spent the last 6 or so years of my wageing as low level management

These days when I go back to work I ususally just do forklift work for a few months to get cenno off my back

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 No.150579

>>150531

If you're a woman fast food places will hire you and make you a supervisor/manager fast due to in house practices favoring women for those positions (at least for maccas). Also places like coles/woolies will hire older women and of course craft places etc. If there's a massive gap in your resume just say you were a mum even if you weren't.

If you're a man then just be happy with your privilege because no one will want to hire you.

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 No.150580

>>150575

Fair enough

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 No.150581

>>150571

meanNEET strikes again

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 No.150582

>>150576

you should vomit it into a bucket then freeze it

take portions out and layer it as a lasagna

waste not

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 No.150583

>>150582

>t. JewNEET

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 No.150584

File: 0b56a42aa29731d⋯.jpg (69.53 KB,570x379,570:379,sdag.jpg)

>>150583

dogNEET

it's just as good the second time down

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 No.150585

>>150584

BAD BOY !!!

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 No.150586

File: 8814783b9b56238⋯.jpg (1.99 MB,2448x3264,3:4,bj-birthday-cleaning-plate….jpg)

>>150585

i was just cleaning up

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 No.150587

101 Ip's on /aus/, never seen it that high ever.

Guess we've picked up some noobs from the invasion.

Which might explain mean neet and that pedo the other day

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 No.150589

>>150587

what invasion?

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 No.150592

File: 4950ba55fb931de⋯.jpg (11.36 KB,233x222,233:222,fuckoff.jpg)

>>150587

>>150589

Attention all n00bz

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 No.150593

>>150589

That neogaf place dying and halfchan having a spaz has bought a load of new people here

/v/'s numbers have gone crazy

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 No.150594

>>150586

glad to see dog neet is still with us - i was thinking of getting some chinese tonight, and didn't want to eat a fellow board member

what's the best chink food? I used to love lemon chicken when I was a kid, but it's been years since I've had it.

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 No.150595

>>150593

oh, yeah. i didnt think they'd make it into the murky depths of 8 all the way to /aus/ though

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 No.150596

>>150595

could just be browsers having a look I guess

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 No.150597

>>150594

i havent left

like seriously, i'm here all day, everyday (pretty much)

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 No.150598

>>150594

>chow mein

>salt & pepper anything

>special fried rice

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 No.150599

>>150587

Mate, I've been here for a while.

And I'm not mean, I'm honest. You are nearly as bad as him for allowing him to fuck that mannequinn

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 No.150600

>>150594

mongolian lamb

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 No.150601

>>150599

love is love anon

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 No.150602

How many posters do you think are actually here though?

The oldest post is over nine months ago, there are cunts here posting from their phone/vpn/tor. I'd be surprised if there's more than a dozen actual posters here.

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 No.150603

>>150599

If his mannequin works for him why should I give a shit ?

As long as he doesn't post himself fucking it

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 No.150604

>>150602

i'd say there's at least 20 regulars who post pretty much everyday

100 more that post once a week and a bunch that just lurk or post once or twice ever

we're a fairly active board

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 No.150605

>>150513

Give me 10K and in 3 months ill give u back 15

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 No.150606

>>150602

I have a confession to make guys - there's actually only 3 regular posters on here. I just use vpns and make up various neets who I pretend to be.

It passes the time

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 No.150607

>>150606

That is a true, he's actually me

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 No.150608

File: 13e8f79d651b384⋯.png (204.91 KB,746x586,373:293,fakenews.png)

Is nothing sacred anymore? Can a man no longer trust everything posted to chans by anonymous shitposters? Or is gookmoot spearheading a japanese bid for global domniation? I don't know what to think anymore

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 No.150609

File: c86ffd5d7db418c⋯.jpg (29.73 KB,400x300,4:3,14fc9a0ce8f204784c094d03e9….jpg)

>>150605

shifty

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 No.150610

>>150606

this is true, i'm one of his pretend personas

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 No.150611

>>150599

in a free society, if you're making the mannequin happy, why should it be illegal?

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 No.150612

>>150610

Hang on, does that mean you're me ?

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 No.150613

File: d627b08ff4ce268⋯.png (73.1 KB,1859x880,169:80,sekritclubzz.png)

>>150608

all the chans are just tools

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 No.150614

>>150612

no, but it definitely means you're me

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 No.150615

>>150614

pretty sure he was talking to the other guy

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 No.150616

>>150614

Shit, how many dole cheques can I/we claim then ?

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 No.150617

>>150615

No, he was talking to himself. Pay attention!

>>150616

All of them anon. We are legion

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 No.150618

I have now had chunder rounds two and three. Feeling cold and have been shaking a bit.

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 No.150619

>>150618

That's no good m8.

Hangover,drugs or just sick ?

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 No.150620

>>150616

alternatively, how are we going to split one dollbux check between all of us?

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 No.150621

>>150617

we are himself

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 No.150622

>>150574

Maybe she'll give you a shmacko

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 No.150623

>>150620

We'll spend the lot on goon and tendies anyway no matter who we are

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 No.150624

>>150620

Some of us will just have to eat out of bins

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 No.150625

File: e949b6c271ca9f7⋯.jpg (85.44 KB,1000x490,100:49,bueno.jpg)

>>150622

shmako?

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 No.150626

File: 3df1586c1c1665d⋯.png (88.23 KB,180x278,90:139,3df1586c1c1665db2d624410f4….png)

>>150625

Aldi Goon NEET here.

Feeling shit two days later but I think I'll have some tonight.

Maybe,.

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 No.150627

File: 28bbd1f51003928⋯.jpg (42.26 KB,640x360,16:9,4221396001_4903709360001_4….jpg)

>>150624

Could do worse I guess

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 No.150628

>>150624

is dumpsterNEET one of our multiple personalities?

we will be needing his expertise

>>150626

it's good for you, a staple of a healthy NEET diet

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 No.150629

>>150627

are they wrong? it wasnt false advertising

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 No.150630

>>150627

Gotta get rid of two billion gooks somehow.

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 No.150631

>>150630

>>150629

>niggers discover chinese take away

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 No.150632

File: 35e7206d0816991⋯.jpg (32.16 KB,300x300,1:1,IMG_20170930_152726.jpg)

>>150626

Shame on you

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 No.150633

File: f8fba653b48c55e⋯.jpg (16.99 KB,200x200,1:1,176tlc.jpg)

>>150631

The chinese are just customising their cuisine to fit local tastes. You gotta admire their adaptability

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 No.150634

>>150560

don't get too hard, the rate of growth of chinese millionaires outpaces australian property increases by a multitude of like 4-5x, so you can expect property to continue to rise and for some time, the world we live in now is one of where we import ready made adults to add to the gdp, no more spending money on raising kids.

you'll sooner be living in the gutter than a home.

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 No.150635

File: 8948660cf2bcae7⋯.png (168.67 KB,443x450,443:450,question.png)

>>150632

What happened to that neet who was going to buy a bottle of Ardbeg the other day? Did the bastard drink himself to death and leave none for his neet brothers in arms?

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 No.150636

>>150634

all it takes is for someone important to call them out as the dirty rats they are, then they'll freeze up and sneak away when they think nobody's looking

they're not called the jews of asia for nothing

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 No.150637

>>150636

you're dreaming, aussie pollies are on the take from the tax payers purse and also accept bribes from chinese gov, china man already owns this country, it's not a process underway but one already complete.

1.4b chinese and some abo cunt thinks he's gonna buy a home with his dole money, no wonder china took over, their opposition are retards.

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 No.150638

File: 1e7454d4a3ac077⋯.jpg (40.61 KB,501x585,167:195,chinese_merchant.jpg)

>>150634

>>150636

>>150637

>chinks overpopulate chinkland, try to restrain population growth with 1 child policy, then say 'fuck it, we'll just buy australia instead'

>the politicians we elected to protect our interests do nothing to stop them

Don't you love democracy? All the wars we've fought and people we've killed in the name of freedom and now we're gonna get genocided legally thanks to our own fucking leaders

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 No.150639

File: 930a20a516eb17c⋯.jpg (2.42 MB,4128x2322,16:9,FuckImHungover.jpg)

>>150635

Liqourland didn't have any left the cunts so I got these 2 instead.

Stayed up all night last night drinking with a neet m8 of mine, hungover as fuck

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 No.150640

>>150639

mr. fancy pants

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 No.150641

>>150640

Lol, yeah, I'm a whisky snob

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 No.150642

>>150637

>china man already owns this country

they own the pollies but don't own the courts yet

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 No.150643

>>150638

it's nothing new, human nature in fact, one tribe has always destroyed another only for the process to repeat itself over and over and over again, take solace in that it's normal and not out of left field despite it feeling that way.

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 No.150644

>>150642

oh, clearly we need more Diversity in the judges who control our courts, to better represent the Vibrant and Multicultural Australian population of the 21st century

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 No.150645

File: a22cafd7a1250a4⋯.webm (10.17 MB,640x360,16:9,Mr. Show, Season 4 Racis….webm)

What do you think /pol/ will be like in the future?

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 No.150646

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB,632x413,632:413,BoongJudge.png)

>>150644

Nah, we're alright there already

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 No.150647

>>150645

Probably the same insane shit that it is today.

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 No.150648

just got star wars battlefront today, took me like 6 hours to download the update before i played it

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 No.150649

>>150648

The 2015 one?

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 No.150650

>>150647

I predict pol will unmask the sinister force that lurks behind the jews, using them as puppets - The International Armenian

Probably won't happen for at least 5 years though.

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 No.150651

>>150647

It isn't insanity if it is true.

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 No.150652

>>150649

yeah, it seems ok, i've only played the tutorial and two side mission type things.

the bikes need a bit of getting used to

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 No.150653

>>150652

Apparently the upcoming sequel Battlefront 2 (2017) (again) is much better than the first one, the only problem with the upcoming one is those microtransaction loot crate bs. I've seen reviews of the one you are playing, and it just seems to be lacking content and features the original games had. I'll just keep playing the 2005 Battlefront 2 because that is all my computer can run.

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 No.150654

>>150653

the scenery looks pretty good so far, i only know the basic stuff about star wars so i cant really critique the lore (i havent played the story so far)

i think it's main thing is online, i saw one thing with 40 players online at once

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 No.150655

>>150572

It's a small can designed for Asians.

$1.50.The burger is a Cheeseburger from Hungryjack's.

Gonna get drunk tonight.

>>150576

Skip lunch, you'll be able to binge easier.

>>150575

Was a NEET from 2015-recently, there isn't a wagie thread, nor am I derailing the threads.

That's all the response you're getting.

>>150594

Cantonese Beef

Lemon Chicken like you said

Szechuan Chicken/Lamb

Curry Beef

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 No.150657

>>150613

Literally who?

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 No.150658

File: b55d57336e467dc⋯.png (41.12 KB,400x416,25:26,1507788775579.png)

Sydney is so degenerate.

>Be Sydneysider

>Add someone from uni on facebook

>Find out their sister/brother/themself is a race mixer

Every 2nd or 3rd time.

It's brettymuch impossible to be social without accepting such degeneracy.

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 No.150659

>>150658

>kikebook

kys

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 No.150660

>>150659

>faggot null post

kys

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 No.150661

>>150658

Who were they mixing with, gooks?

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 No.150662

>>150564

Homemade burgger?

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 No.150663

>>150657

8/pol/ work with T_D and 4/pol/ to spam retarded shit to increase numbers and share posters

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 No.150664

>>150658

how's it affect you?

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 No.150665

We seem to have grown a new leftyNEET

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 No.150666

>>150665

>the right-wing want cheeto fingered neets and manniquin molesters

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 No.150667

>>150662

Drunk?

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 No.150668

>>150660

No seriously, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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 No.150669

>>150666

You haven't got the invite to join the Right Wing NEET Squad then ?

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 No.150670

>>150663

So I wasn't insane.

I was on /pol/ since day 1 but with the second exodus I had to stop browsing because /pol/ sounded like some broken tape record repeating some one sentence stupid shit.

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 No.150671

>>150659

Not having facebook reduces your fug chance from 1% to 0%

>>150661

Poojeets this time. It's weird.

>>150664

It makes me very happy I just love diversity. We are all the one race.

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 No.150672

>>150663

You know 8/pol/ actively hate reddit migrants and cuckchanners? If you maybe spent more than 5 minutes there you would find that out.

In fact, leftypol uses bots and actually advertises on r/socialism to get users, this whole "pol advertises on the donald" is just a bs meme shilled by leftykikes to distract from what they are doing

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 No.150673

>>150668

>not using a burner kikebook to spy on normies

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 No.150674

>>150665

Disgusting. Cut it out like the cancer that showed up here a few months ago.

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 No.150675

File: 5f5ebe219a3581e⋯.png (22.84 KB,1011x317,1011:317,1.png)

File: 6b38a8622961a6b⋯.png (407 KB,1453x888,1453:888,2.png)

File: f025c1175f55be5⋯.png (125.65 KB,1734x779,1734:779,3.png)

File: d627b08ff4ce268⋯.png (73.1 KB,1859x880,169:80,4.png)

File: 0a5908fcadcb249⋯.png (58.53 KB,1831x798,1831:798,5.png)

>>150670

i found it on next's /polk/

there was a lot of info on it, most of them were pissed at 8 and kampfy mostly

i'm not smart enough to understand it and i dont know about reddit

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 No.150676

File: ba36e263a9c932e⋯.png (265.27 KB,1623x789,541:263,6.png)

File: 62f69e806d0fd5b⋯.png (49.43 KB,1848x731,1848:731,7.png)

File: 314d1f0dde9c7fe⋯.png (277.04 KB,949x873,949:873,8.png)

File: d2a6860b9852d66⋯.png (3.58 MB,2000x4000,1:2,1478000502-2.png)

File: f0e879c4509f492⋯.png (8.97 KB,494x62,247:31,1496912429-2.png)

>>150675

i'll post the lot, i dont really get it.

next went down soon after it.

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 No.150678

File: d355c2aaa4c524d⋯.png (483.03 KB,1361x614,1361:614,1496915213-0.png)

File: 571c0328702abb6⋯.png (2.45 MB,1852x4857,1852:4857,1496915482-0.png)

File: bd0589ee1eecb73⋯.png (89.71 KB,605x497,605:497,proofs1.png)

File: c81501bf4b35505⋯.png (79.01 KB,1119x597,373:199,proofs2.png)

File: a2da38f302d2c68⋯.png (99.17 KB,862x602,431:301,proofs3.png)

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 No.150679

>>150676

theres more but

>flood detected

i'll post them in a bit

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 No.150680

>>150671

A potential mate finding out I have zero friends and zero hobbies reduces my fug chance from 0% to -1%

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 No.150681

>>150675

>>150676

>>150678

I have no idea what is even being said here, my only hope things will be back to normal at about 9.30am tomorrow when all the wagies go back to work

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 No.150682

>>150680

all these optimists who think their fug chance was above zero to begin with

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 No.150683

File: 9121235e711c805⋯.png (83.59 KB,524x600,131:150,proofs4.png)

File: b8d158384b485a2⋯.png (122.71 KB,1270x604,635:302,proofs5.png)

File: d9804c6ba6f7bb6⋯.png (107.58 KB,1227x601,1227:601,proofs6.png)

File: 4b683b961f42d39⋯.png (94.71 KB,590x607,590:607,proofs7.png)

File: 3f3ac27189d4f50⋯.png (66.85 KB,1104x293,1104:293,proofs8.png)

>>150678

>>150681

i dont get it either, they seemed pretty arced up about it though

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 No.150684

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 No.150685

File: e6c4ffe26d54315⋯.png (116.48 KB,1278x589,1278:589,proofs9.png)

File: ec8dbf344c68959⋯.png (82.21 KB,846x584,423:292,proofss10.png)

File: 9c9ec2166ec03e9⋯.png (107.72 KB,1279x602,1279:602,proofss11.png)

File: 8712add7b2eac87⋯.png (86.28 KB,1126x533,1126:533,proofss12.png)

File: 24b85bb412e19eb⋯.png (81.9 KB,1055x548,1055:548,proofss13.png)

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 No.150686

File: e4d98b638ecac4f⋯.png (123.3 KB,1279x595,1279:595,proofss14.png)

File: 411be8634c50668⋯.png (114.48 KB,1250x573,1250:573,proofss15.png)

File: a303b20f69670f8⋯.png (145.89 KB,1313x562,1313:562,proofss16.png)

File: 7eb24af9ec71f55⋯.png (96.3 KB,1299x601,1299:601,proofss17.png)

>>150685

last one

sorry that this probably isnt the right place to post it

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 No.150687

>>150682

mannequinNEET has the right idea

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 No.150688

>>150686

please go away and leave us neets alone

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 No.150689

>>150675

who gives a fuck about any of this?

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 No.150690

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is now a polish thread

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 No.150691

>>150686

Thanks for posting these anon

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 No.150692

File: 69fa348c559308a⋯.jpg (372.58 KB,1500x1394,750:697,81TGH MDegL._UL1500_[1].jpg)

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 No.150693

This had been a very strange thread

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 No.150694

>>150692

Shines, Nourishes and Protects, a neetprotector, not the neet we wanted but the neet we needed

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 No.150695

>>150694

I put it on my face when I go to cenno to claim boongBUX

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 No.150696

>>150691

easy man

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 No.150697

>>150695

Well is does state Black Noir

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 No.150698

>>150697

NEET is the new black

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 No.150699

Cleaning Neet. have you got your place ready for the carpet cleaners tomorrow?

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 No.150700

>>150698

NEETs are the blacks of white people

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 No.150701

>>150700

We're all Irish basically

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 No.150702

>>150701

>literally

ftfy

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 No.150703

>>150690

I had a tafe course with a polish girl once. She was pretty fucking cute. Unfortunately she has probably moved back home to her slum country by now

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 No.150704

I got almost none of my cleaning done today because I went on a food binge and threw up three times and had to go to the toilet for liquid shits twice. I then spent the evening asleep, rugged up and shivering.

What a stupid decision it was to go and buy all that food last night. Now I am going to have to set my alarm for 6AM tomorrow morning to clean before the carpet man gets here at 9:00.

I am too weak to do anything more tonight.

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 No.150705

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 No.150706

>>150704

Is that you dietneet? Did you relapse on your diet, fatso?

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 No.150707

>>150706

Yes. And because I'd been so good with the diet I hadn't calculated for my reduced stomach capacity so this binge really fucked me.

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 No.150708

>>150707

Well at least you threw it up/shat it all out

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 No.150709

>>150708

My body wanted one more chunder but I forced it down. I couldn't go through with it again. My throat is so sore.

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 No.150710

>>150709

>>150704

Sad to hear that neeto. Do you speak to a psych or anything about this? It's beyond just overeating, there is something pretty wrong.

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 No.150711

>>150710

I have been speaking to professionals about all this shit and more for years m8. I am just fucked. There are no miracle cures.

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 No.150713

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 No.150714

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 No.150715

>>150713

Looks like premature ejaculation neet has made the new thread again.

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 No.150716

>>150715

Making threads this early is common practice, it avoids retards leaving it until 749 and everyone getting mad that they can't find the new one

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 No.150717

澳大利亚人澳大利亚人,我刚搬到墨尔本,让我告诉你,我所遇到的经验,同胞们的感受比我过去的经历好多了。你们必须是这个美丽的县里最糟糕的人。墨尔本的每个人都热情友好。

附:他妈的你dogNEET我不会给你那$ 3

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 No.150718

>>150716

Things were pretty slow. I would have waited fifteen more posts.

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 No.150722

Just had three lamb chops, mash, veggies and gravy

satisfied

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 No.150723

>>150722

Loin chops or forequarter?

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 No.150725

>>150717

GIVE DOGNEET HIS 3 BUX YOU DIRTY GOOK !!!

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 No.150728

>>150723

just loin but they were pretty thick

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 No.150729

>>150725

cheers mate, if we dont stick together these asians are going to overthrow us

i'll shout you a mug of goon for your efforts

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 No.150731

i cant see my feet, i thought shit was bad when i couldnt see my dick when i looked down

3 or 4 years ago i had an 8pack gut

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 No.150732

>>150731

Time to sort yourself out m8.

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 No.150733

>>150729

All good m8

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 No.150734

>>150732

my new gym thing keeps mocking me

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 No.150735

>>150734

What do you mean m8?

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 No.150736

>>150734

Give it a good slapping.

Can't take shit from a bunch of weights or they'll be drinking your goon next

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 No.150737

I have drunk about two litres of water in the last couple of hours. I hope it doesn't make me throw up or get the shits again. But I was just so thirsty.

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 No.150738

>>150735

i just bought a home gym and i've only used it a couple times, i need to get into a routine

>>150736

it'll probably beat me up

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 No.150739

>>150737

throwing up that much probably made you dehidrated

do you have any antacid? i think that stops the burning from reflux

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 No.150740

>>150738

Do you know how to use it properly?

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 No.150743

>>150740

kind of but maybe not, i have used them before though.

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 No.150744

>>150737

If that happens a lot you should get some rehydration salts

The orange flavoured ones are easy to get down

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 No.150745

>>150739

No I have no antacid.

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 No.150747

>>150744

I have only thrown up a handful of times in my life. I don't plan on it happening again any time remotely soon.

I feel so awful.

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 No.150748

move to new thread niggros

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