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File: bb21698883f81d4⋯.png (181.78 KB,866x635,866:635,1479636172112.png)

 No.150712 [Last50 Posts]

It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.

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>>149926

>>149926

>>149926

It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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 No.150720

File: cdbbe29ce6b6feb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,30.49 KB,300x127,300:127,afp.jpg)

AFP is always watching

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 No.150721

>>150720

Do not play these games please.

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 No.150724

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The reasoning of these airheads.

"Guys can do it too!"

"I'm dressed like a woman"

"Everyone's a slut"

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 No.150727

>>150720

We're all good m8, AsioNEET keeps us on the straight and narrow

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 No.150742

File: 7d3bc2d021d45bc⋯.png (5.82 KB,205x246,5:6,653D6E51-C572-435B-95EA-C3….png)

Today's binges followed by purges

>two tubs of Ben and jerrys

>fishermans basket and a two litre coke

>kfc zinger box and a maxi popcorn chicken

>tempura squid chips and a sunkist

>4 Oreo mcflurrys

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 No.150746

>>150742

That's a week's worth of food for me.

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 No.150749

>>150742

Isn't it more effort to prepare food than to not prepare food? That always kept me thin.

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 No.150750

>>150749

Very high calorie food can be very simple to prepare.

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 No.150751

>>150749

What food he listed takes effort to prepare?

The fried foods he bought I bet just like everything else

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 No.150752

>>150742

dont beat yourself up over it bud

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 No.150755

Stop posting so much when I'm not around, wagieking doesn't have time to play catch up

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 No.150757

man if I had to actually prepare my own food I'd be a lot thinner

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 No.150758

>>150757

You just got to put some cereal in a bowl and add milk.

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 No.150759

>>150757

I pretty much live on sandwiches and fruit

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 No.150760

>>150759

>>150758

no not because I'd be more healthy, because I wouldn't be bothered to do it

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 No.150761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no neet camping/road trip

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 No.150762

>>150757

I think being a wagie is the only reason I'm not gaining weight fast. There's only so much you can eat in a few hours

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 No.150763

>>150760

Lol, fair enough.

That's the one time being a lazy NEET will make you healthier

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 No.150764

>>150763

Can't get sun cancer if you never see the sun

Can't get stds if you never have sex

Can't go through a stressful divorce if the closest thing to a wife you have is a suspiciously aged anime fuckpussy

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 No.150765

>>150761

Might take a NEET weekend getaway next month

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 No.150766

>>150762

A lot of wagies seem to manage to get pretty fat.

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 No.150767

>>150761

There is no room in my car for a mannequin.

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 No.150768

>>150762

Yeah I lost weight when I had a job

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 No.150769

>>150755

you'll have to work out what is truly more valuable to you

life's all about hard choices

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 No.150770

>>150742

How do you have the money to buy all this junk food? I couldn't buy Maccas today because I've run out of money. Waiting for my next DSP check.

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 No.150771

>>150769

3 big neets and 4 regular neets could fit in the astra

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 No.150772

>>150771

Give it a good vacuum first please.

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 No.150773

>>150772

>going on a road trip with rapeking

prepare your angus anon

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 No.150774

File: ee0cd5d7052b926⋯.jpg (108.76 KB,634x870,317:435,40BC4DA200000578-0-image-m….jpg)

>>150742

>ben and jerry's

Might want to look at your eating habits outside of your binges. Eggs, bacon and spinach fills you up well for a breakfast/lunch.

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 No.150775

>>150773

The hunter will become the hunted. No one out rapes me.

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 No.150776

I have never tried Ben and Jerry's or hagendaas. I go for the connoisseur if I want a good ice cream. Also the Sara Lee Honeycomb vanilla is pretty good.

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 No.150777

>>150775

duct tape and zip ties for all

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 No.150778

File: c2390b695767710⋯.jpg (12.61 KB,300x224,75:56,In The Zone - Naughty Boy.jpg)

Seems I stirred up a few emotions in the last gen over my mannequin pic-posting. I had a laugh at some of the comments, and thanks to the neet/s that stuck-up for me and my dolly ( she says hello btw)

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 No.150779

>>150766

I'm already pretty fat but I eat like absolute shit and still stay the same weight

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 No.150780

I am not judgemental usually but mates I do wish that you would keep your sexual fetishes to yourselves.

I don't care what you do but don't talk about it and post pictures here please.

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 No.150781

>>150771

You need to select the manletneets so your victims are lulled into a false sense of security

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 No.150782

>>150780

I like vaginas tbh

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 No.150783

>>150780

Why are you so sensitive about sexual topics?

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 No.150784

>>150783

rapeneet touched him

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 No.150786

>>150780

Fuck off

Why should the entire general cater to you?

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 No.150787

>>150786

I doubt I am the only one who feels this way m80.

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 No.150788

>>150778

you ever take her out on dates?

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 No.150789

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 No.150790

>>150766

What I find amazing is how often it's office workers who are fat and not hospitality people, maybe they after spending so much time around food just lose their appetite, especially after serving fat boomers all day that scoff it down

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 No.150791

File: ffbafaaf4ab17c0⋯.jpg (127.24 KB,799x387,799:387,1456414161479.jpg)

Convince me not to finger all all of your stinky NEET bumholes.

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 No.150792

>>150770

DSP

Today was very extreme. I experienced some emotional disturbances and I spiralled into a spree. I don't do it often.

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 No.150793

>>150790

>worked in hospo

>stole food whenever I went into the fridge

>just put my hand into the prepped food and shoved it into my fat mouth

>was always high as fuck so eating tasty food was nice

Hospo had its benefits.

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 No.150794

>>150791

Stick your stinky neet cock in my ovulating busted out boi pussy and inject your toxic poz seed in me

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 No.150795

File: faec8b7873894dd⋯.jpg (98.25 KB,983x752,983:752,fatpost.jpg)

>>150792

Why didn't you just finger your bum?

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 No.150796

File: 501340be3b92ff9⋯.png (374.21 KB,1080x720,3:2,501340be3b92ff949d9d3c6166….png)

>>150794

That's pretty gay. Have you come out to your parents?

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 No.150797

>>150796

I'm not a homosexual.

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 No.150798

Wish I was qualified for DSP ) =

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 No.150799

File: 5ebfabd23f4f7a2⋯.png (122.74 KB,680x403,680:403,7a5.png)

>>150797

Can I still finger your bum?

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 No.150800

>>150798

Just pretend to be schizoid. Worked for me.

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 No.150801

>>150798

You need more experience.

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 No.150802

>>150800

Greentext your experience getting it. I think I could fake being a schizoid.

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 No.150803

>>150799

Yes but we have to make out while you're doing it.

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 No.150804

>>150802

No true DSP NEET would help someone fake. It just damages the rest of us.

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 No.150805

>almost summer

Time to get uncomfy.

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 No.150806

File: f9f6468ea8337ef⋯.png (120.77 KB,680x350,68:35,600.png)

>>150803

You have to brush your stinky NEET teeth and let me use two fingers, minimum.

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 No.150807

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 No.150808

>>150807

It's not gay if I have long, unclipped fingernails and I'm violently fingering his anus to cause bleeding and infection out of malicious intent.

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 No.150809

>>150808

I'm going really going to go to town on your ass afterwards then put a stinky neet load on your face

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 No.150810

File: 3881ee242430248⋯.jpg (102.51 KB,600x600,1:1,1487326303460.jpg)

>>150809

You're a bit of a homo mate. Off to the gas chamber with you.

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 No.150811

>>150782

keep that shit to yourself

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 No.150812

>>150787

it's just you, you're the odd one here

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 No.150813

how was neetos mannequin posting worse that bum fingering posting?

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 No.150814

>tfw no neet bf

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 No.150815

>>150814

are you the cunt who stayed in the cuteboys thread?

i saw those posts gay boy

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 No.150816

File: 5cf0afc05a0f4c5⋯.jpg (21.62 KB,402x282,67:47,freepizza.jpg)

NEETS!

The mothe of all fucking glory has occurred, FREE PIZZA

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING

PIZZZZZZZAAAAAA

I come bearing gifts of FREE PIZZA

Legitimately, from Microsoft (of all "people")…

I hope you are all familar with the strayan site, 'ozbargain'. This deal is on there. I wont post the link, because theres probably some rule against it.

Either search the aforementioned website for 'dominos' to find the deal, or follow these instructions:

note

You need to sign up for a microsoft account

I believe you can get upto 5 free pizza 'vouchers' per day, per mobile number (you just need to create a new email each time).

You can use '10 minute mail' for this.

————————————

Join Microsoft Rewards, take a three-question quiz and claim a voucher code for a free* Domino’s Traditional Range pizza, on Microsoft! Subject to limited availability.**

*Free Domino’s Pizza voucher is subject to limited availability, offer expires the earlier of 30 November, 2017 and the date that no Domino’s Pizza vouchers remain available. Voucher code is valid for one use only and expires 28 February, 2018. The code must only be redeemed online at dominos.com.au or via the Domino’s iPhone, iPad or Android App. Not valid for redemption via phone order or orders made in-store. Not transferable or redeemable for cash. Selected stores only. A surcharge applies to upgrade to premium pizzas, half ‘n’ half, additional toppings, indulgent crusts and promotional products. Minimum delivery order $22. Drivers only carry $20 in change.

**If you join Microsoft Rewards at the link above and complete a three-question quiz, you will be taken to a redemption page where you can opt to receive a voucher code via an email from Microsoft for a free* Domino’s Traditional Range pizza. This offer is not open to current Microsoft Rewards members and is limited to one voucher per person. Microsoft may withdraw this offer with 24 hours’ notice, which will be posted here.

quiz answes

canada - hawaiian pizza

matt damon - mystic pizza

macauley caulkin - pizza underground

DAM IT - there is a link to post… ahh well proxy post it is!!!

www ozbargain com au/goto/336341

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 No.150817

>>150742

Wow, even at my fatasfatassest the most I'd eat is just one of those things, the problem is I just ate that same shit daily

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 No.150818

>>150816

Beware this is asioneet

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 No.150819

>>150808

>>150809

You poofs will be most likely be able to get married next month.

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 No.150820

>>150818

LoL if only…

Nah, just thought ya'll could use some free dominos.

Proxy up for all i care.

It pops up on the ozbargin site a bit. I thought all you tight asses would be all over that site

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 No.150821

>>150816

>>150820

BTW I'm a waggie invader… not that you'd ever know for real.

On the internet everyones 14/f/cali

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 No.150822

>>150820

>Need to make an account

>Need to provide phone number

>N-no your personal information is t-totally safe!

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 No.150823

>>150822

You can use fake info. In fact you will need to in order to get more 1 a day. You just need the 'voucher' they email you at the end.

Ya'll really are paranoid. Can't even help some neets out

:(

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 No.150824

Could do with a few "slices" of cheese pizza right now tbqh

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 No.150825

>>150824

from hence forth…

pedoneet

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 No.150826

File: c4aa451788586cc⋯.jpg (1.4 MB,2713x2937,2713:2937,1502237491111.jpg)

>>150813

Don't make me finger ya bum you naughty NEET

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 No.150827

>>150821

everything you say is very suspicious, i will be steering clear of your "free pizzas"

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 No.150828

is dietNEET the fingerbumNEET?

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 No.150829

File: bd87fa1072759cd⋯.jpg (183.81 KB,500x500,1:1,drum.jpg)

>>150712

Work is fucked, by boss hates me and is trying to get rid of me as hard as possible. Looks like I'm about to join the NEET club.

How much DSP can I get for Asperger's?

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 No.150830

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 No.150832

Mummybot bought me a ticket to japan so I'd 'fuck off out of' her life for a couple weeks

Gonna stay in a hostel for two weeks shitposting through free wifi

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 No.150833

>>150778

I stood up or you m8, no worries, we always get the lost normie wandering in.

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 No.150834

>>150780

I like the naked women. Anyone else?

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 No.150835

>>150829

>How much DSP can I get for Asperger's?

Apparently that is a good chance for getting it, apply for it

>>150832

Have you always wanted to go to japan?

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 No.150836

File: cf0a29244365061⋯.jpg (15.08 KB,443x332,443:332,images (30).jpg)

>>150816

IT BEGINS

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 No.150837

>>150836

All this bum posting

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 No.150838

>>150835

No fuck that irradiated shithole

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 No.150839

>>150796

that is one of the most fucked up images I've ever seen, and I've been using the internet since the 90s.

*saves*

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 No.150840

File: 069a5a7d958b079⋯.jpg (18.93 KB,371x396,371:396,images (25).jpg)

>>150839

This is the most shocking image I have ever seen on the internet

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 No.150841

>>150778

let's face it - with the critical shortage of childless, non-obese, non-whore white women, the future of gf's is gonna be waifus, mannequins and sex robots. You're just ahead of the curve

oh, and surprise sex too. Do rapeneet's victims count as girlfriends?

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 No.150842

>>150841

Only if I rape them twice

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 No.150843

new transport changes for NSW

check the 131500 site

looks good tbh

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 No.150844

>>150828

Definitely not.

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 No.150845

I am up early to clean before the carpet cleaning man gets here at 9:00.

My throat is still sore but I have mostly recovered from yesterday's episode.

Am going to have to shut down the PC soon to dismantle it and clear out the furniture from this room. I need the most thorough clean possible. These carpets are filthy.

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 No.150847

>>150845

if you own the house have you thought about getting them ripped out and just having floorboards instead? Easier to clean

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 No.150848

>>150832

>goes to japan

>sits on a computer

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 No.150849

File: f8e6a85ff407c74⋯.jpg (66.2 KB,604x453,4:3,unJUSTified.jpg)

>>150840

this is the most shocking pic i have

blows my fucking mind

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 No.150850

>>150841

and ethnic gf's

it's kosher af

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 No.150851

>>150845

good luck, dont wear yourself out

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 No.150852

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

listening to motorhead first thing in the morning

amped up

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 No.150853

>>150852

>motorhead

are you the 64 year old neet?

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 No.150854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>150853

nah, i used to be into them and rose tatto0 when i was in my late teens

they're cool man

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 No.150855

>106 posts in 12 hours

Looks like we need to have posting restrictions around here.

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 No.150856

G'morning all

>>150855

I dunno whats going on, the NEETs are all working too hard

The worlds turned upside down

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 No.150858

File: d59625d7c06888d⋯.jpg (271.94 KB,682x682,1:1,tomokopepe.jpg)

>>150856

G'day lads. Line up for a finger to your bum.

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 No.150859

>>150855

9am to 4pm are the hours where you're talking to a NEET for sure. 5pm - 12 am are wagie intruder hours.

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 No.150860

>>150856

morning

>>150854

at least they didn't go on to make worse things down the road

i revisit bands i used to listen to as a teen every now and then and some of the things they're pumping out now is a bit sad

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 No.150861

>>150860

yeah, i was into ska punk stuff and rancid were my favourite, i heard one of their newer things recently and they went downhill imo

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 No.150862

File: 00e63ce610af016⋯.png (7.22 KB,420x420,1:1,00e63ce610af0167ea29085f3c….png)

>>150859

I'm a wagie and I'm intruding right now

Doubt everything

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 No.150863

>>150862

REEEEEEE

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 No.150864

I really want to fuck a pussy.

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 No.150865

>>150864

No bestiality allowed here

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 No.150866

File: f5935d77ee3f74c⋯.jpg (13.82 KB,255x223,255:223,9fe9cec4ba9192fb070b32c97f….jpg)

>>150864

Would you prefer a fat NEET finger in your bum?

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 No.150867

>Cant get a job for three years

>Start asking myself whether I tried hard enough getting a job

>Start answering myself

>Start screaming

At this rate I'll be qualified for DSP before I get a job. Win-win.

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 No.150868

File: 97110a9e5dff6d1⋯.gif (38.37 KB,220x219,220:219,tenor.gif)

>rejected for perfect job

>NEETs talking about gay shit

>only 1 more weekday of peace before wagies ruin everything

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 No.150869

>>150868

Hang in there m8, hopefully by next week things will be back to normal here

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 No.150870

>>150848

To be fair most normies will just

>go to paris/new york/some major city in some country everyone has visited 1000x before

>take photos of key landmark then spend all the time on instagram and speaking in english

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 No.150871

>>150869

Think I'm just going to check out and go for a country drive for the day, if I see anything interesting like any wild abos I'll take a vid for you all

Take my mind off things to get out in nature before I begin to dwell on the smug HR stacies rejecting me and I go into a full on spergout

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 No.150872

>>150871

>smug HR stacies

I know that feel m8.

Even when I was a serious wagie I used pretty much write off interviews if it was a woman doing them.

Blokes are more interested in your skills for the job, HR skanks are usually looking for someone who just says the words to the script in their head.

Hope you have a relaxing country trip anyway.

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 No.150873

I have Armour

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 No.150874

i'm worried about the truck driving industry,i keep getting emails saying become a truckie but theyre going to be self driving soon

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 No.150875

I've been getting HR chads, i've tried flirting with them but it hasnt worked very well, it worked once though but the job only lasted about a month because i stopped talking tohim

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 No.150876

>>150874

It's horrible man.

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 No.150877

>>150876

are you a truck driver?

i like truck drivers

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 No.150878

>>150874

It's the fucking state of the world we live in.

It's probably going to be automated in like ten years. That's a few good years of well paid work, but what happens at the end of the ten years when you're like 40, 50 and out of a job? Not like you'll be able to skill up while driving 12 hours a day.

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 No.150879

>>150877

Nah. I just have a lot of family that are or were truckies.

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 No.150880

I'm always dubious about the "everything will be automated soon" meme.

Been hearing it for over 30 years now and in most industries theres been fuck all change.

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 No.150881

>>150880

Bit of a meme, it still cost a lot of money to make shit automated upfront, you still need people to maintain, calibrate automated stuff.

It's easier if you off-load the work onto someone else, see self-service checkouts.

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 No.150882

>tfw depressed

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 No.150883

>>150880

automated checkouts. I have panic attacks just thinking what the world would be like without them

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 No.150884

FUCK YEAH BOYS

GOVWAGIE REPORTING IN

Last day of waging is tomorrow, and the cherry on top of the cake is that all the bosses are not going to be there.

What should i do on my last day Waging?

Shit in someones bag?

Poo in a loo!

Im going to get some weed and get really high at lunch and have a big amazing luncb from on the nice city restaurants. Ive also finished most of my work for tomorrow, so ill get paid for doing jack shit. im so happy

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 No.150885

>>150884

I must of missed it but did you quit or get fired?

Call the bitchiest office lady a cunt to her face.

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 No.150886

>>150881

Yeah, that's it pretty much.

I worked in a brand new factory years ago, they started out with about 10 staff because it was all meant to be top of the line automated.

Within a month they were up to more than 30 people because you need someone there to unblock conveyers and reset the machines after jams.

I did hear that the printing industry went to about 10% of its former workforce but that was mainly down to digital technology being introduced.

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 No.150887

>>150886

if everything could just be automated we wouldn't have all this pressure to send all our jobs overseas via free trade and import third worlder's to do the jobs that can't be exported

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 No.150889

>>150885

Not fired it was just a 4 week contract

I wouldnt continue if they asked tho.

>biggest bitch

That would be the boss, who isnt here tomorrow.

There a fucking obese dumb cunt stacy here. Maybe ill ask her if she has a pen, and then tell her to get back in it

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 No.150890

REEEEEEEE MY POET IS OUT

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 No.150891

>>150889

>Maybe ill ask her if she has a pen, and then tell her to get back in it

kek

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 No.150892

>>150889

Rape someone

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 No.150893

>>150889

back to neet life or something else lined up?

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 No.150894

>>150893

Im going to bali for a week and then back to the NEET LIFE.

I honestly cant tell you how bad working has been.

Up at 6.15 everyday

Back at 6.30pm. 2 hours on a bus, perpetually tired. Horrible

I wonder how long it will take for my neetbux to start coming in again

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 No.150895

>tfw just ate an upside zinger stacker box with a regular popcorn chicken

>zinger stacker burger

>3 wicked wings

>swapped out potato and gravy for more chips

>popcorn chicken

All for $20.30, fuck I'm full. Liquid shits incoming

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 No.150896

>>150880

Yeah, look at all those manufacturing jobs, tellers, telephone exchangers, simple self income tax accountants that we have.

Oh wait.

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 No.150897

>>150894

What did you do?

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 No.150898

>>150896

>simple self income tax accountant

What the fuck

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 No.150899

>>150898

Do you think you could declare your own income tax 30 years ago?

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 No.150900

File: 48efc1440159527⋯.png (36.22 KB,838x364,419:182,google.png)

>For example, it labels both being a Jew and being a homosexual as negative.

Have decades of artificial intelligence research finally produced a computer as intelligent as the typical imageboard user?

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 No.150901

>>150900

What does it think about being a neet?

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 No.150902

>Tfw when the power just cam back on

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 No.150903

File: 3fe8b17046fb1f4⋯.gif (6.04 KB,569x510,569:510,feels5.gif)

Carpets have been cleaned. All the furniture is back in. Christ I'm pooped.

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 No.150904

>>150903

Time to reward yourself with a pizza

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 No.150905

File: fea8891523d8cb5⋯.png (211.21 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-26-11-2….png)

Gotta wage in this weather

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 No.150906

>>150904

You know I'm on a diet bad neet.

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 No.150907

I like molesting young aboriginal men

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 No.150908

>>150907

go away keating

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 No.150909

>>150907

Good for you.

How about you fuck off out of the NEET thread and molest some then.

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 No.150910

>>150909

I'll bring some back with me so you can molest them

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 No.150911

>>150850

>ethnic gf's

you misspelt gook

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 No.150912

>>150911

>confining yourself to one flavour when there is a rainbow smorgasbord of variety for your dick

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 No.150913

>>150912

…you're for fag marriage?

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 No.150914

If I married a boong woman I could get double neetbux and the boong could just live outside like a cash cow

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 No.150915

File: 6a86874059806eb⋯.jpg (21.11 KB,652x528,163:132,1cd.jpg)

>>150913

TIME FOR A BUM FINGERING M8

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 No.150916

>>150914

But then you'd get 47 of her relatives camped in your yard as well

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 No.150917

File: a64c64b71abeae8⋯.png (9.75 KB,247x204,247:204,imagddddddddddddddes.png)

>>150916

But can you finger their dirty boong bum bums?

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 No.150918

>>150917

Only if you don't mind waiting in the queue behind all their brothers,uncles and dads.

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 No.150919

The guy dressing up a mannequin was sad but this faggot going on about fingering bums is crossing the line

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 No.150920

>>150919

Yeah it is getting a bit much.

Hey bumfingerNEET, can you tone it down a little m8 ?

Not saying don't post, just maybe a bit less of the butt stuff.

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 No.150921

>>150920

>>150919

I remember the days of tastefull poo posting

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 No.150922

File: f20b234cde367c3⋯.jpg (55.06 KB,680x580,34:29,Suru Surustaja WM.jpg)

>>150920

>>150919

*fingers bums*

XD

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 No.150923

File: ef0be7ceefbebd8⋯.jpg (19.34 KB,785x757,785:757,pepe punch.jpg)

>>150922

Pipe down before the BIGBADneet arcs up

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 No.150925

File: c71441bfa530cbd⋯.jpg (75.18 KB,666x666,1:1,12 - t5u1QWZ.jpg)

>>150923

I'll finger his bum I fear no NEET.

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 No.150928

File: 37e0a70118a583e⋯.jpg (38.11 KB,500x351,500:351,shakespeare-pepe[1].jpg)

>>150925

Fear not our wrath till your back is turned.

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 No.150929

>>150928

For safety I keep my finger in my butt hole

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 No.150930

>>150905

I had to wage outside in that weather. Nearly lost my hat in the wind

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 No.150931

>>150883

The single worst experience in a neets life is walking up to the self serve line and having the wagie say "The 10 items or less lane is free, would you like to come through?"

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 No.150932

>>150931

Just grab an extra item

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 No.150933

>>150932

"Don't worry anon, one or two items extra is okay"

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 No.150934

>>150933

>>150932

This is why you grocery shop at the dumpsters

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 No.150935

the influx of wagies is but a day away

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 No.150936

>>150935

>>150935

I'm here everyday

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 No.150937

>>150936

>>150936

I'm here everyday

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 No.150938

>>150937

>>150937

I'm here everyday

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 No.150939

>>150936

>>150937

>>150938

I am not a wagie but I am here most days.

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 No.150941

>>150935

I'm also here everyday.

I was here everyday when I was a neet too.

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 No.150942

>>150941

They can make you a wagie but they'll never take your NEETfullness.

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 No.150943

I'm still neet in spirit

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 No.150944

File: 33226c9caad3f56⋯.jpg (55.12 KB,800x800,1:1,1465971276946.jpg)

Some really dubious and low quality posters have been here the last couple of days.

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 No.150945

>>150944

what have you been contributing?

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 No.150946

>>150944

Damn those neogafNEETs

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 No.150947

Got my latest powerbill $407.77, damn it, it shows I am using 10 percent less power since last year but the bill keeps going up, i can't cut back any more, this is really shit

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 No.150948

perhaps we should develop some sort of hierarchy

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 No.150949

>>150948

it goes

Newstart battlers

wagies still on cenno

recently neet wagies

DSP mongs

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 No.150950

>>150947

How do you get such huge bills ? Mine is around 150.

Are you growshydroNEET ?

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 No.150951

>>150947

I know those feels. But I have decided I am going to stop living like a peasant and just use as much power as I need to feel comfy from now on. I can afford it with the DSP bux.

Frugality and thrift will always be part of my life but there needs to be a limit.

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 No.150953

>>150949

dspNEETS are the only real neets, you guys have t wfd so you're wagies once a year

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 No.150955

>>150953

Until the gov kicks you off dsp straight into wfd

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 No.150956

>>150950

>>150951

I am starting to think I pay for the street light out front. And unfortunatelly I do not get dspbux or neetbux, i only have what is left from what I saved when i was a wagie, so that will be gone in less than 2 years and then i will have nothing, so every cent counts

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 No.150957

>>150956

I'd give the power company a call.

They might be estimating your bill based on your street or somesuch.

I've heard of it happening.

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 No.150958

>>150953

ahh, dsp, deluxe neetbux. Patrician tier dole bludgers

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 No.150960

>>150956

>having enough to last two years

Fucking rich cunt

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 No.150961

>>150957

Thanks for the suggestion neet, but i saw them come in to read the meter, plus with my anxiety I simply cannot make a phone call

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 No.150962

>>150960

nothing but caviar and bubbly for breakfast, the only breakfast a neet needs

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 No.150963

>>150956

>I am starting to think I pay for the street light out front

That is a ridiculous thought, if serious. $400 per quarter is actually very low these days.

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 No.150964

File: 66443d2833c87a3⋯.png (151.19 KB,514x693,514:693,ghwb.png)

Fuck, am I the only guy on earth who doesn't go around groping women all the time? I'm failing to live up to socially constructed standards of masculine sexuality, and it makes me feel like such a fag

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 No.150965

>>150964

It means you're destined to get groped by an aggressive milf

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 No.150966

>>150963

>$400 per quarter is actually very low these days.

Dunno about that, my bill is around 150.

Admitedly I'm a bit of a jew, I don't use a heater and I turn everything I'm not using off at the wall.

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 No.150967

>>150963

Well if that's the case all my stumbling around in the dark and turning off things have paid off

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 No.150968

>>150944

I've been here for 18 months actually

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 No.150969

>>150965

i shouldn't've done all that groping, that's my fetish

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 No.150970

>>150968

Are you dubious and of low quality though ?

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 No.150971

>>150969

then next time you see an aggressive milf, grope her

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 No.150972

Decided to go to liqorland and it was a shit experience. The wagies spent the entire time talking about their upcoming time off and didn't even bother asking if I wanted a receipt

Dan never did this to me

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 No.150973

>>150966

>my bill is around 150

Impossible.

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 No.150974

>>150972

Dan is God

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 No.150975

>>150972

They work under coles, can you blame them?

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 No.150976

>>150973

He uses smokesignals to shitpost

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 No.150977

>>150973

It's not m8, I'm not gonna post my bill but it's always what I get.

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 No.150978

>>150977

That is for 90 days?

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 No.150979

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 No.150980

>>150979

Do you have a fridge?

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 No.150981

File: 3565c51df609b29⋯.png (8.41 KB,215x255,43:51,996 - lZUZfMG.png)

>>150947

600 was mine. I'm in an apartment with 2 people. Given I did blast my heater through the winter due to it being cold as fuck. Fucking Origin Energy. I switched over to GloBird Energy today as it's a tonne cheaper.

t. MelbourneNEET.

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 No.150982

>>150980

A what?

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 No.150983

>>150980

Yeah, it's an ancient little bar fridge.

Like I said though, I don't use a heater so the fridge and my computer are about the only things on usually.

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 No.150984

I sleep in a car park so I don't have to pay for electricity

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 No.150985

>>150979

So can you have a 30 minute shower twice a day with a 4 by 4 inch full flow shower head?? I thought not, don't knock it until you experience it m8 and still get a $150 power bill?

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 No.150986

>>150985

Not showering is a neets number one power saving trick

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 No.150987

File: 35e7206d0816991⋯.jpg (32.16 KB,300x300,1:1,dan.jpg)

>>150972

After he read your post, Dan wept. Then he went home, put on a singlet, and took it out on Mrs Murphy. Just a reminder

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 No.150988

Just realised I did lie slightly, my bill is 2 months, not 3.

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 No.150989

>>150988

Bastard, I now feel a whole lot better

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 No.150990

>>150986

I shower with your mum, and make her pay for it.

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 No.150991

>>150987

Mrs Murphy knew what she was in for when she married him though.

Bitch deserved it

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 No.150992

>>150989

Sorry m8, I still think they may be ripping you off somehow.

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 No.150993

File: e116d3c4e447227⋯.png (241.91 KB,790x837,790:837,1508709824262.png)

Aching to finger some NEET bum tbqh

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 No.150994

>>150981

>I switched over to GloBird Energy today as it's a tonne cheaper.

I switched over to GloBird Energy today

as it's a tonne cheaper.

mighty shillful of you

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 No.150995

File: 661395bfdc81121⋯.png (65.82 KB,657x778,657:778,4bc.png)

>>150994

I-I literally did. If was shilling for GloBird inside a NEET thread, I wouldn't be a NEET would I?

https://compare.switchon.vic.gov.au/

This site helped me out.

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 No.150996

>>150992

I think it's because I use a lot of hot water, off peak usage shows $142.00 on my bill just on hot water

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 No.150997

>>150996

Ah, that's probably it.

My hot water is gas powered, I pay about 80 on that every 3 months.

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 No.150998

>>150949

This oppression against the disabled must end.

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 No.150999

>>150997

>>150996

I feel like we've solved a great mystery here lads

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 No.151000

I said it was impossible.

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 No.151001

>>150999

And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky NEETs.

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 No.151002

>>150999

All the Neets will finally get a good nights sleep

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 No.151003

>>151000

don't underestimate a neet

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 No.151004

File: f9bfa1942cf60e2⋯.jpg (151.71 KB,1200x900,4:3,Scooby-doo.jpg)

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 No.151005

>>151004

Kek, haven't seen that one.

Stealing it like tax dollars off a wagie.

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 No.151006

>>150964

Ok, I've formulated a plan to help us get our heterosexualitys back - we're gonna go to japan with japanneet. There, on the crowded subways, we'll grope random chicks on the trains. There's actually a whole subculture of japanese guys called chikan who do this as a hobby.

I bet it looks great on their resumes

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 No.151007

>>151006

yeah ok i'm in

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 No.151008

>>151006

I read a while back that some jap brothels actually have train carriage rooms so they can act out taking that shit a bit further.

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 No.151009

>>151005

it's from the director's cut of scooby doo. Sadly, they weren't allowed to show it on tv

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 No.151011

>>151006

But those women are yellow

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 No.151012

>>151011

they're all pink

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 No.151013

>>151011

Well paint them white

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 No.151014

>>151006

I do more than just groping, I need to rape

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 No.151015

>>151012

Jap women are pixelated on the inside

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 No.151016

File: 0db35e53a806629⋯.png (203.21 KB,1144x1248,11:12,123 - NPrUBRH.png)

LINE UP FOR BUM FINGERING LADS

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 No.151017

File: 398efd19d4ff4ee⋯.jpg (1.26 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15090119921681213575658.jpg)

Waiting for the next victim

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 No.151018

File: 8a840188bad9719⋯.png (35.24 KB,1184x1526,592:763,1114 - A46YyGC.png)

>>151017

To put your fingers in their bum bum?

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 No.151019

>>151017

you're first in line for a bum fingering

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 No.151020

File: 309bc95b203c699⋯.jpg (64.08 KB,661x591,661:591,uBm1PJ1.jpg)

>>151019

I'll finger your bum then I'll finger your mum

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 No.151021

>>151019

>>151018

My ass is full of shit so no one could finger it

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 No.151022

File: e46e0a209897501⋯.png (1.48 MB,3000x2000,3:2,992 - XIw9Yg1.png)

>>151021

I'll finger your poo so I loosen it for you.

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 No.151023

>>151022

Your fucking worse than I am

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 No.151024

File: b1ef58e325b1a04⋯.jpg (45.57 KB,657x527,657:527,The endless cycle that is ….jpg)

>>151023

Police we have a NEET who is resisting his daily bum fingering.

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 No.151025

We need to stop fingering these posts out

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 No.151026

half a cask that the bumfingerer is a pajeet

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 No.151027

>>151026

Pajeets like armpits as well don't forget

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 No.151028

>>151027

i'm thinking it maybe in retaliation

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 No.151029

now we wait for a response

>>>/india/742

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 No.151030

File: f2c804bff26fdb6⋯.jpg (28.89 KB,400x325,16:13,7 - dU9WYFu.jpg)

>>151029

>a clever NEET has false flagged hostilities against poos due to incessant bum finger posting

Excellent

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 No.151031

>>151030

>a bumfingeringNEET is false flagging appraisal to deflect away from the fact he is a pajeet

clever fella

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 No.151032

>tfw money saved up but nothing to spend it on

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 No.151033

>>151032

How much money?

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 No.151034

>>151033

Only like 2.5k

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 No.151035

>>151034

Keep it for a rainy day m8. you never know what the future will bring.

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 No.151036

>>151035

Buying things is harder on rainy days though, I don't want to get wet

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 No.151037

>>151028

>>151029

Aha ! That's another mystery solved.

That's twice in one day, we're on a roll here lads !

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 No.151038

>>151037

Can we solve why wagies wage?

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 No.151039

>>150742

>(((Ben and Jerrys)))

>(((Coke)))

>(((Any thing from Pepsico/Yum Foods)))

>(((Oreos)))

>(((McDonalds))

Shame on you cunt gtfo

>>150774

>Yes goy racemix

Also

2 SCOOPS

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 No.151041

>>151038

Because I think for some reason being a NEET will hamper a political campaign I'll do one day

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 No.151042

>>151038

Money.

And … because they know not the way of the NEET.

And because they're scared their fat stacy won't let them have their once a month sex if they quit their mind numbing soul crushing jobs.

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 No.151043

>>151042

I wish I had a stacy to let me have once a month sex

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 No.151044

>>151043

I'm breaking a rule here but having sex with the same fat bird for years gets dull fucking quick.

When I was married I had sex that was less pleasurable than taking a good dump after 5 years or so.

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 No.151045

>>151044

Did she finger your bum?

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 No.151046

>>151045

Bugger off pajeet

But yes, she did try to once.

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 No.151047

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 No.151048

Hoy Cunts, it's a Canberra fag here

Did you know that Canberraa is a worse city to visit in 2018 than Detroit

http://archive.is/tX3ZK

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 No.151049

>>151048

I had a dream that I went to Canberra once, it was pretty shit

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 No.151050

>>151049

Are you sure that was a dream as that's pretty accurate

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 No.151051

>>151050

I've never been out of my state so yes it was definitely a dream

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 No.151052

>>151048

>>151049

Been to Canberra a few times, I though it was nice, although a bit boring.

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 No.151053

>>150964

>BORING George admitted to this

If that was the boring one I wonder what his Son was up to

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 No.151054

>>151052

Same, I spent 2 months there and it was just boring.

And I'm not Mr excitement by any means.

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 No.151055

>>151048

Malcolm?

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 No.151056

File: 94b80b831986aeb⋯.jpg (7.26 KB,180x180,1:1,1065 - Bx1JOGc.jpg)

>>151031

You're up next for a good old bum fingering m8 if you talk to me like that again

Pic related

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 No.151057

>>151056

Sounds just like what pajeet would say …

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 No.151058

>>151057

send bum

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 No.151059

File: 232a0b4053ee4ee⋯.jpg (8.55 KB,241x249,241:249,1499438005423.jpg)

>>151058

This is the finger that will go in your anus.

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 No.151060

>>151052

You were wrong, it is shit and boring

>>151055

Nah cunt I'm Tony why else would I be on a NEET General

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 No.151061

>>151051

Maybe someone kidnapped you and brought you to Canberra

Also are you a WAfag or something, not leaving the state seems a tad weird

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 No.151062

>>151056

>>151059

Stop shitting up the thread you filthy sodomite.

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 No.151063

>>151061

Yeah WAfag with poor parents, pretty hard to get out of here

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 No.151064

What is that strange language on bumfingers pepes ?

>>151060

AYYYY !! Based Tones, I voted for you m8

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 No.151065

File: f44ed0ab816e1b2⋯.png (20.64 KB,473x500,473:500,1001 - FODd1bF.png)

>>151062

I'm going to use my penis on you. I'll use a condom though because I won't infect you with my HIV.

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 No.151066

Hmmmm, Google translate is telling me the language in >>151059 and >>150922

is Finnish.

Anyone here offended any Finns recently ?

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 No.151067

>>151066

I'm finnished with all the bumfinger posting

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 No.151068

>>151067

Good, I shall cease my detective work then.

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 No.151069

>>151063

fair enough, do you at least get out at all and see nature, or are you in the really shitty part of WA that's all desert

>>151064

/me eats onion

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 No.151070

>>151066

I said "I though Finland was just spurdos" somewhere

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 No.151071

This does mean we falsely accused pajeet but fuck it, pajeet has poo everywhere anyway

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 No.151072

>>151071

No it just proves Finland and India are one and the same

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 No.151073

File: b91d3279df1bdb1⋯.jpg (99.65 KB,1076x617,1076:617,DLTrBCyUQAAbpa0[1].jpg)

File: cb6197c6a872dd1⋯.jpg (69.32 KB,856x662,428:331,Finnish-Speakers-visit-to-….jpg)

File: cbe64881952f9e8⋯.jpg (54.56 KB,320x203,320:203,skp-connect-II-3-1[1].jpg)

>>151072

Shit, you're on to something there m8

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 No.151075

>The side that has finland has the big black hand while the indian side has a small white hand

HMMM

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 No.151076

File: 79f7c315fc9971f⋯.jpg (21.23 KB,287x305,287:305,IsThisBumfinger.jpg)

Based on no evidence whatsoever I've decided this guy is the bumfinger poster

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 No.151079

File: 0d26b73e8445015⋯.png (605.79 KB,1280x1280,1:1,wsvtkyo1_1280.png)

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 No.151080

File: 1f55a9dd2f09b82⋯.jpg (56.34 KB,920x730,92:73,1482800377611.jpg)

>>151070

Apu Apustaja or "Helper Helper" in English is a Finnish meme.

Pic related

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 No.151081

>>151044

at least she tried anon

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 No.151082

File: f6ed487630ed076⋯.jpg (7.47 KB,250x193,250:193,1482100605803s.jpg)

>>151079

This is a bum fingeringly good meme m8.

t. bum fingering NEET

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 No.151083

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 No.151084

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 No.151085

File: 3eedcc5361a81ea⋯.png (939.78 KB,1080x628,270:157,Coloween-1200-1080x628.png)

You're sitting at home masturbating to pictures of girls on Normiebook. You get a message from a girl you've been crushing on inviting you to a Halloween party. You have 48 hours to throw together a Halloween costume. If she's mildly impressed, she'll have sex with you.

What's your costume and how are you going to make it?

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 No.151086

>>150904

After a hard day of waging I'm hoping for a similar reward tonight, but if /b can't "deliver" I guess I'll have to "pick-up" from Tor…

>>150919

Mannygrill_NEET here, you belong on Reddit tbqh

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 No.151087

File: 621a41cbabf93bc⋯.png (10.66 KB,300x168,25:14,CDB8E11C-46CB-47FB-A5BE-8A….png)

>work oneitis hasn't accepted my friend request

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 No.151088

>>151086

You're a fucking pedo cunt, you don't get to mock mannequinNEET

And please fuck off

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 No.151089

File: b871ddbbabfd584⋯.png (32 KB,803x597,803:597,1491110006869.png)

>>151085

I'd dress as the Mad Bum Fingerer

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 No.151090

File: 1157f873dc448d1⋯.jpeg (7.65 KB,205x246,5:6,0B1DFC83-BBFF-4B4F-B7B8-F….jpeg)

>>151086

You sick fuck

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 No.151091

File: d5007f542bc110d⋯.png (152.04 KB,600x503,600:503,1121 - AGNRHNZ.png)

>>151086

Killyourselfimmediatelykthx

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 No.151092

>>151089

She's not impressed, but later that night, you finger her bum while she's passed out drunk.

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 No.151093

File: e0bae4e7ac058a1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,134.65 KB,1080x1080,1:1,1508871566375.jpg)

>>150919

People force memes too hard here.

You guys had anything nice from Aldi/Woolworths/Coles/IGA recently?

Been a while since I've seen dessert posting.

CheesecakeNEET, last time you had a cheesecake?

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 No.151094

File: 7ba81c45de5862d⋯.png (49.26 KB,910x1090,91:109,249 - P6rnxyx.png)

>>151092

>tfw she has crohns disease

>tfw she does a big runny poo as you finger the bum

>tfw you get poop all over your clothes and you are discovered as she wakes up screaming and pooping

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 No.151095

File: cfa6550027401a9⋯.png (1.35 MB,1200x733,1200:733,DONOTBULLY.png)

>>151086

STOP BULLYING MANNEQUINNEET YOU PEDO /B/TARD FUCK

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 No.151096

These recent deviant posts are getting a bit much for me m8s.

I'm out for a while, hopefully this place will be back to normal by next week.

Cheers NEETs.

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 No.151097

>>151096

I think we are being raided by wagies tbh

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 No.151098

File: 6cb9e3c1a577310⋯.png (77.59 KB,611x669,611:669,455ca36946824b02bf0c867218….png)

>tfw post-wank high

Is this what drugs feel like anons? It's been more than an hour and I still feel it

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 No.151099

>>151098

>tfw fapped too hard and now I've got sore balls

need to slow down a bit I think

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 No.151100

>>151099

>>151098

what did you guys fap to?

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 No.151101

>>151100

nothin special, just some chinese cavepaintings

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 No.151102

>>151098

That sorta high never lasts for more than the amount of time it took to obtain it, for me anyway.. You sure you haven't taken actual drugs?

PS, I'm high on whisky and beers :)

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 No.151103

>>151102

what whiskey and what beer?

how much have you drunk?

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 No.151104

>>151102

I'm sure as hell anon

maybe this is what being happy feels like?

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 No.151105

File: 514cc5974639acb⋯.jpg (10.56 KB,170x255,2:3,170px-Rupert_Murdoch_-_WEF….jpg)

Redpill me on this faggot. What has he done to Australia? What is the media afraid to tell us about him? Is he really a cryptojew?

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 No.151106

>tfw I actually did get invited to Halloween party a dude I work with is throwing this Saturday

>working 5 to 11pm that night but they'll be going all night

>heaps of people I've worked with at different stores are gonna be there including my boss who's a party animal

>everyone's gonna be drinking/on drugs

>never been out casually with anyone from work before and they all know I hardly drink

>have had conversations with my boss about going out to pubs, strippers etc which don't interest me in the slightest but I didn't mention it when he brought it up

>not sure if I should go or not

If I go it'll either be a good time catching up with people or some boring shit where I rock up at midnight, everyone's wasted while I'm sober as a judge standing around while everyone is fucked up

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 No.151107

>>151096

Yeah I enjoy the simpler times without this halfchan meme posting, might check out and re-visit Monday.

Enjoy the Friday NEETs, nice and rainy here at least. Pretty comfy.

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 No.151108

>>151106

Go and if the party is fucked then leave

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 No.151110

>>151103

Aberlour 12yr single malt and Carlton Dry. I haven't drunk that much, yet

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 No.151115

File: 4b188f01945991b⋯.jpg (46.37 KB,640x381,640:381,buckets.jpg)

>>151098

you don't know a post fap high until you do a 2 hour long hypnosis edging hands free orgasm session

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 No.151117

>>150900

Tay's hacked off brainparts are still floating in the online ether. Google know not what they do.

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 No.151118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>151093

>CheesecakeNEET, last time you had a cheesecake?

Not for a while, it's been too cold lately to have them. I might grab a woolies passion fruit one next week as it is warming up.

Here is a video guys.

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 No.151119

>>151094

Were not bumfingeres, were cumguzzlers

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 No.151121

Morning NEETlings.

>>151118

You'll eventually start to careless about wanting a gf, or you'll snap and go supreme gentleman. I've had 3 gf's over my life and not one of them was worth the effort I put in to make them happy.

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 No.151122

>>151105

he's the cunt who made it, everyone hates him because everyone hates people that are better than themselves

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 No.151123

>>151106

film them all while fingering their bum bums

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 No.151124

>>151118

CcheesecakeNEET and rapeNEET are almost the same people

is this what imageboards do to you?

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 No.151125

>>151118

mate, lay off your dad. dont pretend like any of would do a better job

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 No.151126

>>151118

go see your grandmama out of the blue, she'll love you for it

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 No.151127

>>151124

Do not insult Cheesecake NEET by comparing him to that damaged monster Rapeneet.

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 No.151128

>>151127

they both have funny accents and similar cars

i have a funny feeling that cheesecake is a happa (i wont hold it against him, it's alright) it might be nisem

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 No.151129

>>151128

You follow insult with insult. You are a disgrace.

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 No.151130

>>151129

it's not an insult, i cant help that he was born that way

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 No.151131

File: 2316f2b2cbc3315⋯.gif (350.21 KB,215x194,215:194,1380361705004.gif)

awwwwwwwwww yeah NEETS last day of slaving for the GOV.

i brought my laptop in and im literally shitposting from an empty stairwell. I might take it into the bathroom and have a fap later.

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 No.151132

>>151131

film your colleagues and spit in the water cooler

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 No.151133

File: 25fd57c4b0d68d8⋯.jpg (551.8 KB,1631x1571,1631:1571,2 - YauaMbL.jpg)

Bumfingering NEET reporting in.

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 No.151134

>>151133

are you a new edition to our ranks?

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 No.151135

File: 69c1a845f80c784⋯.jpg (7.55 KB,250x200,5:4,1482368841152.jpg)

>>151134

I was always here. I just decided to start fingering bums.

Get ready.

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 No.151136

I eat pies with a knife and fork

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 No.151137

File: fa55e7d39632f53⋯.jpg (5.86 KB,131x158,131:158,539 - 0R5CSeY.jpg)

>>151136

I finger bums with my index and middle finger.

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 No.151138

>>151137

you're ruining the only good place i have left on the internet.

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 No.151139

File: 354f21a2dbd1378⋯.jpg (27 KB,680x848,85:106,009.jpg)

>>151138

It's time for bum finger NEET to fade away into the Archives.

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 No.151140

>>151138

Now you know how wagies feel

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 No.151141

My day off is Monday and it's only Sunday, this torture I must endure

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 No.151142

>>151141

Got bad news for you m8, it's Friday not sunday today

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 No.151143

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.151144

>>151141

I've got Friday off this we

Feelin like a real neet again

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 No.151145

>>151144

Week not we, reee

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 No.151146

>>151142

Thats bullshit, I was so convinced I was almost there

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 No.151147

>>151146

Sorry m8

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 No.151148

>>151141

>>151146

On a positive note if you can't into what day of the week it is anymore you may be able to get dsp soon

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 No.151149

File: e0a262a13242b7b⋯.png (964.35 KB,800x800,1:1,wat.png)

>>151140

>wagies are upset that i'm in the NEET thread

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 No.151150

>>151149

Neets are the fingers to a wagie bum

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 No.151151

>>151150

yeah but we know the sweet spots to prod

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 No.151152

>>151150

I'm a bum lickerer

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 No.151153

>>151150

Please,please stop it with that shit m8.

It's vaguely funny once every few days but when you keep spamming it you're either a bad troll or an arsehole.

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 No.151154

>>151143

this is the first time i've heard his music. the way people talk about him i was expecting it to be great

sounds like devo met the cure

very disappointed

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 No.151155

>>151153

his fingers troll the arsehole

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 No.151156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>151154

You have bad taste. Do you like The Smiths?

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 No.151157

>>151156

I like their chips

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 No.151158

>>151118

I understand completely with regards to the off-putting, "Just go to a bar/club" advice. A lot of people who say that say it within the context of assuming you already know people who you would be going with which would help facilitate you meeting other people to begin with.

Either way and interesting video, good to have more NEET content especially outside. I liked it, you should do the NEET cooking too I reckon.

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 No.151159

File: a2b56c91c319548⋯.jpg (20.14 KB,244x662,122:331,1455103142497.jpg)

It's 1.35 PM.

I haven't had goon in 2 days.

Should I drink to the point I'm fucking smashed lads?

(I'm going to do it regardless)

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 No.151160

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>>151157

More bad taste.

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 No.151161

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>>151156

that's basically emo kid music

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 No.151162

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Whats your favorite the smiths album , goodtasteneet?

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 No.151163

>>151162

Salt and vinegar

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 No.151164

>>151163

cheese and onion is the patrician album

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 No.151165

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>151162

The queen is Dead.

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 No.151166

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.151167

>>151163

>>151164

Sometimes I forget but posts like these remind there are a lot of intellectually disabled posters here.

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 No.151168

>>151167

posts like these drive that point home for me

>>151156

>>151160

>>151162

>>151165

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 No.151169

>>151167

I got my hand stuck in my toilet and I need to poo, I have to poo in the toilet on my hand

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 No.151170

>>151168

I'm not sure if you are capable cobber but could you please try articulate why the band 'the smiths' flares up your autism spectrum disorder?

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 No.151171

>>151170

not so much the band but the fans of bands like that, they are in to bands like that for a scene or a trend then try and pretend it's about the music when they are just angsty, contrarian (not really, it's like punk rock, the whole scene is full of copycats) teenyboppers

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 No.151172

>>151171

That is a gross over generalisation all though probably spot on for a small portion of fans.

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 No.151173

>>151167

yeah any cunt that doesn't say mustard is their favourite chip flavour is a poof

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 No.151174

File: b159b5e6ad81818⋯.jpg (163.47 KB,600x600,1:1,gobbledock-600w.jpg)

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 No.151175

>>151173

Thems fighting words m80

>chilli and sour cream chips ftw

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 No.151176

>>151174

What is this cheeky creature?

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 No.151177

File: 3d2cb80b4e2ee86⋯.jpg (17.43 KB,413x366,413:366,1508733228890.jpg)

gettin high soon

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 No.151178

File: 15fa1a5e5ad7f4e⋯.jpg (69.77 KB,335x453,335:453,16rearadmiralheadbutt-opt3….jpg)

>>151176

the almighty gobbledock

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 No.151179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.151180

>>151175

plain chili or go home

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 No.151181

>>151180

I also like them so we may not have to fight

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 No.151182

>>151181

i can see that we may have a reasonable compromise here

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 No.151183

File: 60817a3ef64f0e7⋯.jpg (18.81 KB,383x383,1:1,images (27).jpg)

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 No.151184

>>151183

>light and tangy for hipsters

yeah nah

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 No.151185

File: 518830b5a4773a9⋯.jpg (203.71 KB,425x282,425:282,investmentopp_HandShake[1].jpg)

>>151182

We have reached a NEET agreement.

On a slightly related point I had to scroll down 3 pages on jewgle images to find a handshake pic that didn't have a nigger hand in it.

Fuck they are pozzed.

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 No.151186

>>151185

That's the cum brothers hand shake, you cum in your hand and shake the other guys cummy hand

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 No.151187

>>151186

Please fuck off back to wherever you came from

Your homosexual posts are not funny

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 No.151188

File: 5c388df8d591cf8⋯.png (50.61 KB,1194x1074,199:179,1496222662334.png)

BREAKING: Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been disqualified from Parliament after a High Court decision today.

http://www.news.com.au/national/politics/judgement-day-for-citizenship-seven/news-story/3e7ed5f5e958a0aff422c49fe86aca97

Can any of you high IQ

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 No.151189

File: da4d810880e67e5⋯.jpg (411.24 KB,880x798,440:399,1486452053554.jpg)

>>151188

NEETs explain what this means?

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 No.151190

>>151186

hahaha keksimus maximus lol

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 No.151191

>>151188

holy fucking shit

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 No.151192

File: 7a49f07225eb9a8⋯.png (461.46 KB,500x470,50:47,bart.png)

>>151188

>australian politics

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 No.151193

>>151191

What does it mean tho

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 No.151194

>>151193

It means they're gonna cancel the dsp

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 No.151195

>>151193

we dont have a dep pm

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 No.151196

>>151194

reeeeee

not funny

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 No.151197

>>151188

Should have been disqualified for that terrible first name anyway

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 No.151198

>>151188

good riddance to that fuck wit

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 No.151199

>>151118

I was expecting you to be fatter

You should really go outside a bit though, your skin looks bone white

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 No.151200

>>151189

Time for Prime Minister Bill Shorten to take his rightful place.

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 No.151201

>>151200

Billy will get rid of Work for the Dole I hope so I can be a comfy NEET forever

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 No.151202

>>151201

This is a tough decision for the NEET, go with Labor to receive eternal NEETbux but the price is more immigration and general degeneracy, or go with Liberal who make life hard for the NEET with no other real benefits for the country as a whole other than slightly lower immigration and lower degeneracy.

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 No.151203

>>151201

wfd is too chinese to fail

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 No.151204

>>151203

I think we need a make pajeet/abdul/chinaman work for the dole scheme and they should leave Aussie born NEETs out of it.

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 No.151206

>>151202

>slightly lower immigration and lower degeneracy.

uh sweetie

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 No.151207

>>151188

archive for spyware conscious neets

https://archive.is/TQ1iA

morrison getting lynched when?

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 No.151208

>>151206

>uh sweetie

What the fuck is going on with this place ?

We've had multiple gay posts, that sick pedo fucker and now someone being a tranny ?

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 No.151209

>>151208

My point is that immigration is still high as fuck under the Libs and they're literally trying to gain justification for SSM via the plebicite

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 No.151210

>>151209

People forget with Liberals as well that while immigration and refugees are lower there's no change with the international students and 457s

Either way I'd prefer 15,000 refugees each year than 50,000 immigrants, the focus on refugees is insane when we have such fucking enormous immigration intakes. Historically it's completely disproportionate in the last decade or so compared to how high the intake was relative to our population in the past.

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 No.151211

File: 2981956d756f761⋯.gif (1.41 MB,288x288,1:1,weybey.gif)

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 No.151212

File: b06cbc57269bbe0⋯.jpg (33.55 KB,650x366,325:183,f3f56eff457be8f84a20d1cfb1….jpg)

>>151210

the only way forward now is to throw all our votes to the chaos candidate; the ranga of the rapture

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 No.151214

>>151212

i wish dick smith made a party

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 No.151216

>>151214

Free goon and party pies for all

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 No.151217

>>151214

I can just imagine the Dicks In headline when he wins

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 No.151218

>>151212

Some of her policies are just downright retarded but fuck our political scene here needs to be shaken up one way or the other, it's gotten far too stale for far too long.

We're being left behind on the global stage by these useless upper middle class uhh-stutter-every-3-seconds-during-each-sentence politicians who always cuck so far to the center that they just fall over themselves trying to do things while actually not committing to anything or getting anything done

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 No.151219

>>151214

they should all get together and form an australian all-stars party

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 No.151220

>>151214

Dick is a legend, crazy cunt flew a helicopter around the world.

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 No.151222

>>151220

I love Dick

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 No.151223

>>151222

I rather enjoy Dick's salt yeast extract. Top bloke.

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 No.151225

File: d89653aa75162e8⋯.jpg (94.02 KB,847x396,77:36,we all love dick.jpg)

>>151222

we all love dick

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 No.151226

>>151220

I feel a bit of sadness each time I go past the abandoned Dicks building in my town. It had griffiti on the window today, maybe it was a tribute

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 No.151227

>>151223

he should look into making vegemite fried chicken, win over all the black voters

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 No.151228

>>151227

Black voters are statistically meaningless in aus though

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 No.151229

>>151228

not if you count all the pinkos, muzzies and crypto-jews who would follow their vote

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 No.151230

>>151226

Yeah it is rather depressing, I used to buy all my electronics from Dick, never buy anything from that jew cunt Harvey Norman.

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 No.151231

Anyone having a neet party tonight?

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 No.151232

>>151227

have you had that?

a fair few chicken shops put it on their roast chooks

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 No.151233

>>151231

No I am having a temperate weekend.

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 No.151234

The Rural Juror

say it out loud

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 No.151235

>>151231

Nah, going out to dinner with some normies.

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 No.151236

>>151233

hopes it is comfy.

>>151235

I went out to dinner with my dad last night. Hardly said a word to each other.

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 No.151237

>>151236

Why didn't you say much to each other?

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 No.151238

>>151198

I'm gonna do a poo now

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 No.151239

>>151234

I said it out loud.

When does something happen ?

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 No.151240

>>151232

nah but it seems to be something that ought to work good as a marinade

>salty

>yeasty

>viscous paste that sticks onto things

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 No.151241

>>151237

I'm not sure. I don't really do anything except sit on my computer all day so I really don't have much to talk about. There is also a little bit of ill feeling on my dad's part for the way I have turned out.

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 No.151242

>>151241

I know that feel NEETbro

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 No.151243

>>151241

Your Dad is probably more responsible for how you turned out than you are. It was his job to get you launched into life.

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 No.151244

>>151241

I wonder what % of NEETs were raised by single mothers/no male role model, have to be at least 3/4 of us.

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 No.151245

>>151244

I had both parents around but I'm the 2nd youngest in a huge family.

Pretty sure they forgot I existed most of the time.

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 No.151246

>>151244

I was raised by TV

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 No.151247

>>151243

Can only really fault him for stunting my social growth in the final few years of high school. He was very overbearing and would never let me go to a single party. He always very suspicious of me hanging out with people he hadn't met. He also had very little tact and a hot temper, he would absolutely lose his shit in front of the few friends that would come over to the point they didn't feel comfortable coming over anymore.

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 No.151248

>>151244

My mum and dad have been married for close to 40 years, dad was always busy with work though.

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 No.151249

I just had a terrible thought.

It's bad enough for us, imagine what the NEET generation raised by gays and trannys will be like.

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 No.151250

>>151249

A lot more poo and bum fingering posting.

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 No.151251

>>151249

maybe euthanasia will be legal by then

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 No.151252

>>151244

I have fairly well functioning family members (apart from the fact that they're leftist cucks). I fucked up my life because I'm a fuck up. I blame genetic mutation

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 No.151253

>>151252

It's similar for me tbh, I found the Way of the NEET late in life.

Never really liked my family but they really shit me with stupid questions these days.

>Hey oldNEET when are you going back to work ?

>Never

>But you can't just sit round all day

>why not ? I own my house

>YOU JUST CAN'T IT'S NOT RIGHT !!!

repeat every single Christmas/family gathering

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 No.151254

>>151244

ME

Worse, a gook mother with a betafied white dad.

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 No.151255

Well lads it's 5.46 and i'm still not compeled to sink my goon

i'm going to froce myself to do now

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 No.151256

>>151255

Use the froce NEET

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 No.151257

>>151210

Which party is actually worse on immigration - Liberals or Labor? Liberals have the whole 'stop the boats' thing, but it's a scam because it doesn't affect refugee quotas

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 No.151258

>>151255

You've got until 6.00 to finish it before Dan comes around and gives you a goon enema.

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 No.151259

My mother phoned me and now my night is ruined. I hate talking to her so much.

I am always so tempted to get a new mobile number and not tell anyone what it is. But then she would end up visiting me in person.

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 No.151260

>>151259

are you schizomum neet?

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 No.151261

>>151260

Yes she is a schizo. I think I am not the only one with a schizo mum though.

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 No.151262

>>151254

That's pretty bad anon, which NEET are you?

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 No.151263

>>151257

Yeah the whole focus on refugees and "stopping the boats" as I said is meaningless when the actual number of refugees coming in every year was like 10k-15k at its peak and you've got close to half a million between the actual immigration intake, 457/assorted "temporary" workers and international students.

I don't know, I mean they're both virtually the exact same party and neither offer anything remarkably new or innovative moving forward.

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 No.151264

>>151257

Australia has the highest proportional immigration rate in the world. The last budget just removed permanent intake numbers from the record. Dutton, the immigration minister was considering outsourcing immigration to the private sector. The left is no better.

The only minister from a major party that I can find opposed to mass immigration is Abbott. Even he doesn't say stop, just that it needs to slow down a little. There is no debate on the issue.

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 No.151265

>>151264

>opposed to mass immigration is Abbott

He is in favour of pretending to be opposed for electoral reasons and to try to differentiate himself from Turnbull in order to undermine him. He does not even pretend otherwise. He is scum. He flooded us when he was PM.

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 No.151266

>>151265

My take on it was that Abbot had the right idea but he didn't have the party support to get things done so he had to make deals.

Could be wrong though, don't really follow politics much.

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 No.151267

>>151264

>Dutton, the immigration minister was considering outsourcing immigration to the private sector

That would have been a disaster.

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 No.151268

>>151267

Not really too different to our Uni's selling all the place to gooks though

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 No.151269

>all this politic talk in the NEET thread

the wagies have arrived

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 No.151270

>>151262

ChadNEET.

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 No.151271

>>151269

I'm a wagie and I know fucking nothing about politics

>>151270

Error: NEET Not Found

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 No.151272

>Friday arvo

>just knocked off from the hard yakka wagie patrol

>got your pockets full of hard earned wagiebux

>decide to spend your time off with a bunch of dole bludgers and disabled mongs

where did everything go so wrong anon?

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 No.151273

File: cef32b9f2aa2c9e⋯.gif (1.2 MB,320x214,160:107,ohgodohman.gif)

So now neets have to be apolitical and asexual or be falsely labelled a wageslave.

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 No.151274

>>151272

I reckon somewhere around my birth

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 No.151275

>>151273

But if we have to be asexual why do we >tfw no gf, that strikes me as odd.

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 No.151276

>>151273

>have to be

huh?

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 No.151277

>>151269

The reason why the DSP was restricted so much that people with real problems can't get it anymore is because immigrants were rorting the system to death. You can ignore politics if you want anon, but it won't ignore you.

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 No.151278

>>151277

also because of the muh depression bullshit

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 No.151279

>>151278

>depression

>bullshit

nah.

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 No.151280

>>151277

i'm already on dsp, politics is now beneath me and i dont worry myself with such things

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 No.151281

>>151280

You should be even more concerned with politics, government policy basically dictates whether or not you stay on it.

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 No.151282

>>151280

But Abdul needs your dsp, he needs it more

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 No.151284

>>151278

>>151279

He's right though, it got to the level where anyone could see a doc and get DSP just by saying they're feeling a bit down.

Unless he meant depression isn't real then I retract my defence of him.

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 No.151285

>>151284

Nah my meaning was that people with only slight depression were getting on. Think your generic single mother who has a shit life but blames it on her totally real depression

Depressiion itself is definitely real and can, in harsh cases, be genuine cause for dspbux

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 No.151286

>>151285

All good m8, glad we're on the same page.

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 No.151287

File: d76207370a2ce55⋯.jpg (676.26 KB,856x1200,107:150,830057-2.jpg)

The one Smith's flavour to rule them all.

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 No.151288

File: 32776a7143b8207⋯.jpg (22.94 KB,601x508,601:508,1458606277921.jpg)

>>151277

I've felt a bit aimless since I got on the DSP. A mate tells me "all the fucking niggers and muslims are rorting the system, you should take advantage of it too."

>tfw my mate just compared me to a Somalian rapefugee

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 No.151289

>>151287

>thinly cut

>THIN

Reeeee

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 No.151290

>>151287

For the neet that needs to stay in shape

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 No.151291

Might go out for an evening rape

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 No.151292

>>151288

Yeah, I've had the same advice.

Guess it depends on how much you value your pride.

No offence meant to any DSP NEET, I'm talking about lying to get it.

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 No.151293

>>151292

I'm not pretending to be retarded. Good luck to you if you can pull it off though.

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 No.151294

>>151293

Nah, I've got my problems but they're anger related.

Doubt that qualifies and I'd feel like a dick lying to get it.

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 No.151295

>>151294

It's either dsp or occasional waging, med certs don't last forever

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 No.151296

>>151295

mental health dsp neets arent real dsp neets or real neets at all

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 No.151297

>>151296

what's a real neet?

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 No.151298

>>151297

physical dsp neets

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 No.151299

>>151298

Being unable to work means you aren't choosing the neetlife. This makes you a failure neet, not a patrician neet

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 No.151300

>>151299

it means it was Gods plan for you to be neet

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 No.151302

>>151298

what about retards, downies and autists?

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 No.151303

>>151302

they are accepted among the greater neets

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 No.151304

>>151296

I was a wagie since I was 18 years old I am now 53, I can't walk up the road, walk out my front door, have to go shopping early in the mornings to avoid everyone, cant answer the phone, can take me days to read an email someone sent me because I become too terrified to read it, to do anything. you got no fucking idea what a mental health neet is mate, No I'm not on any sort of any cenno handouts because I am to terrified to even walk in the building, and you know what I self harm as well when i'm upset and ur comments have fucking upset me, so u can go rot in fucking hell.

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 No.151307

>>151304

You shall be dubbed glassneet

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 No.151308

Good day NEETs. I am conducting a survey about your pooping frequency.

How frequently do you poo?

1 per day here.

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 No.151309

>>151308

I never stop

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 No.151310

>>151308

I poo when I want, I summon the power of the poo God and he casts a lightning bolt into my anus and washes away the brown gold

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 No.151311

File: c91fcf5625c4043⋯.gif (1.34 MB,320x240,4:3,9E716B68-998D-4C6F-9469-0A….gif)

>>151304

>mfw boomerneet posting

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 No.151312

>>151304

i was just shitposting because we argue about what real neets are and i one up'ed the argument

i do think the neets rorting it should be kicked off for bullshit anxiety and depression shit but serious stuff like you said deserves help and dspbux.

sorry, i forget that shitposts can kill

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 No.151313

>>151311

I'd rather boomerneets that kids just out of high school

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 No.151314

File: 8826f473759775d⋯.jpg (17.41 KB,502x428,251:214,1491523632621.jpg)

>>151311

I have no sympathy for boomers who are like this guy. It's his fault he pissed away his opportunities in the most prosperous era in human history.

Boomers must burn.

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 No.151315

>>151313

Pretty sure you have to be at least 60 to be a boomer

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 No.151316

>>151315

1964 is the cutoff according to google

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 No.151318

Might have to crack out the booze tonight boys, gotta fill that hole inside

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 No.151319

>>151318

i think bum fingerer is still about, he could help

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 No.151320

>>151319

I need my heart fingered, not my bum

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 No.151321

File: 069a5a7d958b079⋯.jpeg (18.93 KB,371x396,371:396,0BEABB64-E218-4706-BF62-A….jpeg)

>no one has invited me over for beers

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 No.151322

File: af571815990e005⋯.jpg (82.03 KB,722x933,722:933,1491556228109.jpg)

>>151320

The bum is the way to a gay cunts heart.

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 No.151323

>>151321

You can come over here if you want

Not telling you where I live though, so you'll just have to look

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 No.151324

>>151322

Everyone's always bitching about gay marriage, but did you stop to think that if we forced fags to behave like heteros, they'd use up the already depressingly limited supply of single women? The less competition the better.

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 No.151325

>>151321

Dan wants us to drink alone

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 No.151326

>>151324

Then you'll just get more Chads double dipping

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 No.151327

>>151324

that's how i feel about the dsp

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 No.151328

>>151327

>newstart, literally the forced fag marriage of neetbux

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 No.151331

>>151304

God m8, that's a grim situation, if anything you're exactly the NEET the DSP should be there for.

Dunno what to say other than you've got my sympathy and I hope things improve for you.

And good onya >>151312 , It takes a decent bloke to apologise when he's out of order.

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 No.151333

How are you feeling, neets?

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 No.151334

>>151333

sleepy and confused. What's aus's favorite dessert? I keep thinking cheesecakes are the god-tier dessert, but right now I yearn for some coconut jelly

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 No.151335

>>151334

Woolies chesecakes unironically

Top value neet treat

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 No.151336

File: a09cdc1376bb83c⋯.jpg (2.12 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1509100254647494597554.jpg)

>>151333

Playing the waiting game

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 No.151337

>>151333

Breddy gud, Just ate my fish&chips

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 No.151338

>>151334

sticky date pudding

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 No.151339

>>151336

What kinda hours do you do?

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 No.151340

>>151339

Depends how long it takes a cute grill to walk by his car

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 No.151341

>>151339

All hours, I take Mondays off so I can get wasted

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 No.151342

>>151334

Vanilla icecream

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 No.151343

>>151342

I used to melt chocolate and pour it on ice cream. There's something special about molten chocolate

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 No.151344

>>151343

I used to chuck some milo on there occasionally, never ventured that far into the culinary arts though

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 No.151345

File: eb9691c11cff167⋯.png (59.37 KB,658x662,329:331,1fe.png)

>>151344

>Milo with ice cream

Why haven't I ever thought of this?

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 No.151346

>>151343

Nothing worse than getting your ice cream out of a dumpster

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 No.151347

>>151345

You must secretly be a foreigner mate, no aussie would avoid a chance to abuse milo

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 No.151348

>>151345

i used to do it as a kid all the time and spend ages mixing it

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 No.151349

>>151347

I'm true blue m8, but not of anglo-celtic stock.

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 No.151350

>>151349

wog get out

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 No.151351

>>151349

that's an oxymoron

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 No.151352

>>151350

Not a wog

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 No.151353

Ok cunts it's time to get smashed

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 No.151354

>>151353

Wasted smashed or are you looking for a brawl ?

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 No.151355

File: bedbeacd2cc3f8f⋯.jpeg (7.92 KB,225x225,1:1,sundae.jpeg)

>>151334

Sundaes can be pretty awesome, but it's hard to find places that make great ones. Here's the pancake parlour's colossal - dieting neets should probably limit themselves to no more than one of these per meal

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 No.151356

>>151355

A Dutchman ay ?

Got any good weed for us ?

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 No.151357

>>151354

Wasted Smash

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 No.151358

>>151350

I once remember some seppo cunts thinking that Wog meant Gooks and Niggers

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 No.151359

>>151345

I used to put milo of my cornflakes, fucking delish

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 No.151360

>>151349

Abo?

Half the neets here are abos posting from centrelink computers

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 No.151361

>>151360

abos don't know how to use computers

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 No.151362

>>151360

Half Fjord monkey and half Kraut

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 No.151363

>>151359

too far

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 No.151364

My toilet is blocked.

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 No.151365

>>151364

Finger it

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 No.151366

>>151364

Big old NEET poo block it up?

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 No.151367

>>151362

That's pretty damn white there m8

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 No.151368

>>151367

Yeah, not anglo-celt though

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 No.151369

>>151366

I didn't even notice what did it. I usually don't look when I flush because I close the lid first because it splashes.

The first hint was there was some unflushed toilet paper in there a few times.

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 No.151370

>>151369

Stick a hose up there and suck the poo out

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 No.151371

>>151369

I once blocked the dunny with a monster opiod-poo, they put me on hydrocodone after I had my wisdom teeth out, biggest i've ever done, stuck up out of the toilet like the titanic sinking.

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 No.151373

>>151287

These have been out for a while, more than a decade if I recall. I remember getting them when they came out, good chip.

I wish I could still eat chips

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 No.151374

>>151264

>Australia has the highest proportional immigration rate in the world. The last budget just removed permanent intake numbers from the record.

>he last budget just removed permanent intake numbers from the record.

They are literally hiding how much they are permanently immigrating now? What in the actual fuck. That means they can ramp it up to supercuck levels and none of us poor bastards will ever find out. What a bunch of fucking cunts.

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 No.151375

>>151369

i always look, it gives me a sense of achievement

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 No.151376

>>151374

And the only reason they'd hide it is they know how much it'll piss people off.

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 No.151377

>>151376

ahh, so it's to save our feelings getting hurt.

it's nice to know they care

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 No.151378

>>151377

It's all for the greater good, fellow citizen

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 No.151379

>>151377

Tbh m8 I've wracked my brains trying to work out a reason why our pollies do this shit.

All I can come up with is … jews.

And it's not so long ago I'd have laughed at that idea.

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 No.151380

File: e06f6b685ebc8fb⋯.png (1003.76 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-27-21-1….png)

Gonna get me some abo pussy neets

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 No.151381

>>151380

convince her to wear a burqa and it won't be too bad

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 No.151382

File: 1007519aedbc291⋯.jpg (44.48 KB,480x480,1:1,1506687909560.jpg)

>>151380

I've seen everything

>literally called Stacey

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 No.151383

>>151380

I NEED SOME DARDY PUSSY ASAP

deadly unna

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 No.151384

>>151383

>>151382

>>151381

All I gotta do is pop a few kids with her and I'm on easy street with cenno, I'll build a barn out back and they can live in that while Ill be living it up in the neet mansion

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 No.151385

>>151376

>>151377

I hate being the guy, but i've been looking on google for an hour now and I can't find any source of it in the budget?

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 No.151386

File: 5bc6e0372919784⋯.png (1014.29 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-27-21-1….png)

This bitch had too many smiths chips

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 No.151387

I hope she matches,, you can say 'the smiths? more like to many smiths chips lol!'

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 No.151388

>>151386

>>151387

Does anyone remember cheese and chicken flavoured Twisties and Burger Rings? As well as the little football tazos you got out of the packs?

I always thought Burger Rings were fucking disgusting, was never that keen on any original Smiths flavor too - the Kettle and Red Rock Deli ones were always the best I thought.

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 No.151389

>>151386

I'd fuck.

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 No.151390

>>151387

Nah I'll ask her if she likes being raped in the cunt

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 No.151391

File: f13a01043502a04⋯.jpg (17.68 KB,400x400,1:1,Pokemon-Action-3Ds-Hologra….jpg)

>>151388

I remember the football tazos but not the flavor specifically.

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 No.151392

>>151390

no anon, you gotta play it like a chad then break her heart

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 No.151393

>>151392

I should start my own tinder for rapists and victims

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 No.151394

>>151393

#metoo

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 No.151395

>>151393

Raper?

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 No.151396

>>151393

Don't forget the blackjack

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 No.151397

>tfw depressed

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 No.151398

>>151397

Cheer up m8, At least you've got us.

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 No.151399

>>151398

Hell always have us… Forever

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 No.151400

>>151399

That sounds rather sinister

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 No.151401

>>151400

No one gets out of the bucket and lives to tell the tale

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 No.151402

>>151401

Well … I did have crabs for a while …

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 No.151403

>>151399

*He'll

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 No.151404

>>151403

Hell sounds more appropriate for the neet life

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 No.151406

>Get to Japan

>Immediately hate it and want to go back

>Feel like shit since I'm not studying or applying for jobs

> Eat a big mac meal, schnitzel, and ramen in 20 minutes

>Feel like shit

I probably have depression or some shit

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 No.151407

>>151406

Provided you're not using a vpn to trick us Can you take some photo's on Nipland for us?

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 No.151408

>>151407

Can you grope some women on trains and film it for us? If it's for a documentary, it's not illegal

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 No.151409

>>151407

He's a boong in Japanese prison

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 No.151410

Some research with the help of www.aussats.abs.gov.au

>Abo's make up 2.8% of the population but 27% of the prison population

hey, at least they excel at something

>Foreign born groups with the highest rates of imprisonment (per 100k people) are Nigerians (1014), Indonesians (512), Samoans (489) Sudanese (436)

There are only a small number of Nigerians and Indonesians in Australian prisons, and they're all in prison for drug offences (Nigerians) or 'Offences against justice procedures' (Indonesians), which I suspect has something to do with people smuggling

>Other badly behaved foreigners are the Vietnamese, Lebanese, Iraqis

Ethnic stereotypes BTFO. And these are all groups who were let into the country as refugees.

btw, how do Pacific Islanders qualify for entry into Australia? Surely they can't claim refugee status

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 No.151411

>>151386

the abo is hotter

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 No.151412

>>151391

i still have that card, my dad kept all that shit

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 No.151413

>>151410

>(per 100k people) are Nigerians (1014), Indonesians (512), Samoans (489) Sudanese (436)

that's not that bad really

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 No.151414

>>151410

Lot of Islanders are NZ citizens so they can come here freely.

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 No.151415

File: a10c646d7970cb5⋯.jpg (234.08 KB,500x496,125:124,Catalonian Flag.jpg)

>wake up and Catalonia is it's own country now

the world we live in today

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 No.151416

>>151413

I was surprised by how low prison populations are - I thought it would make up several percentage points of the general population, but even in america the number of people in jail are less than 1% of the total population. I think I was getting confused with other stats - in the USA about 5% of adult black men are in jail

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 No.151417

>>151416

it's hard not to compare shit with the US as we seem to try and model so much off of them

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 No.151418

>>151414

Yeah, we've been putting up with NZ's shit for far too long - don't get me wrong, I've known some ok new zealander's. But taken in aggregate, their country's shit, which of course is why they all want to leave it and move to australia.

Anyway, enough is enough, it's time we stopped treating NZ like Australia's little brother and started treating them like the family's pet sheep.

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 No.151419

>>151418

Tbh I've had good experience with Maoris and white NZ'ers, it's the fucking coconut Samoans and Tongans that are cunts.

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 No.151420

>>151418

we should fuck it?

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 No.151421

File: 92e4738bb3cde0f⋯.jpg (22.95 KB,624x351,16:9,83021896.jpg)

>>151420

New Zealander detected

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 No.151422

>>151421

could be welsh too m8

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 No.151423

>>151422

FACT: kiwis were spawned by welshmen

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 No.151424

>>151415

not long before rapeneet will lead WA to independence too

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 No.151425

>>151424

Then a horde of WANEETs shall swarm the Eastern States like locusts,raping all in their path.

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 No.151426

>>151425

We're going to build a fence

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 No.151427

>>151426

You can stop rabbits m8 but you won't stop a bunch of horny NEET sandgropers

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 No.151428

File: 61bdef6722fe0a2⋯.png (33.05 KB,566x557,566:557,1287835151620.png)

>>151115

>>151098

>tfw you smoke a cone in your room, while beating off to that dual-screen porno, and have another cone but hold the smoke in for too long, the sound fades away, your head gets light and you cum without the force of a thousand suns from you first smoke educed auto-erotic asphyxiation

feels very good man

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 No.151430

>>151428

Don't eat too much icecream neeto, it's not good for you

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 No.151431

>>151428

My dad walked into my room once after I'd just had a bucket.

I had to have a 2-3 minute conversation with him where I just nodded my head and tried not to black out before he left and I could blow the smoke out the window.

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 No.151432

>>151426

>>151431

why'd you blow a bucket of ice cream out the window?

doesn't your dad let you eat it?

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 No.151433

File: 2a2600bf9dfae03⋯.jpg (10.26 KB,208x243,208:243,Take-the-Piss[1].jpg)

>>151432

He belongs to an obscure sect of Coptic Christians that ban the consumption of all dairy products.

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 No.151434

File: d6c0cbbda88e69b⋯.jpeg (4.7 KB,300x168,25:14,milk.jpeg)

>>151433

he's not white and can't stand dairy products

Have you drunk a glass of full cream dairy this morning to check your white privilege neets?

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 No.151435

I woke up again.

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 No.151436

>>151434

I had some yoghurt

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 No.151437

>>151434

Why is that glorious black and white cow raising an ugly brown calf?

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 No.151438

>>151437

It's a European photo

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 No.151439

I am going to leave the house for a non shopping related reason and visit my brother today NEETs.

Wish me luck, it's dangerous out there.

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 No.151440

>>151434

Just had a glass with a chicken sandwich, absolutely delicious.

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 No.151441

>>151439

good luck m8, remember to bring a street directory

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 No.151442

>>151438

sometimes i wonder whether we will ever catch up to our european counterparts but when i see the youth of today i'm sure we can

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 No.151443

File: ae35f808d0cce53⋯.png (26.34 KB,500x500,1:1,1500351749133.png)

>>151439

Good luck.

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 No.151444

File: 73d4ae8180220e9⋯.jpeg (16.11 KB,300x300,1:1,Xlk9rNfl_400x400.jpeg)

>start obsessing over small UI changes and adding software

Is this what they mean by Linux autism?

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 No.151445

>>151444

>linux autism

Why did you use the same word twice

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 No.151446

What are you guys up to today?

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 No.151447

Does anyone else cringe at high school reunions? I have an old Facebook with all my high school people on it I made when Facebook was new and I got invited to a 5 year high school anniversary last week.

After browsing reddit it just seems like all the failed normies just try to climb over each other and show off how amazing their lives are, especially kids who were dropkicks or got bullied and now want to "one up" everyone, seems like such a passive aggressive occasion.

Needless to say I won't be going, did anyone from your high schools every end up making anything of their lives? I frame the question within high schools because I think that's most accurate in that they're likely to have grown up in the same socio-economic background as you and had the same opportunities.

A few people have LinkedIns, two out of my class of 104 have good jobs/education/careers, rest are working shit kicker jobs really. Feels bad man when there are already 3 single mothers who are just completely BTFO and they were the nicest/friendliest girls if not a bit ditzy.

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 No.151448

>>151447

Yea, I certainly won't be going to any.

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 No.151449

I don't approve of drinking, but sometimes we all have to do things we don't want to do. For instance, today I have to see my family.

What's the fastest way to consume alcohol? Goon is the official sponsor of neet general, but it's full of grape juice, water, and other unwholesome substances. Vodka and other spirits are too harsh to consume raw, and I don't want to waste money on expensive fancy single malts.

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 No.151450

>>151447

>two out of my class of 104 have good jobs/education/careers, rest are working shit kicker jobs really

this says more about the state of Australia and our fucked up excuse of a ruling class than anything else

Also, let's face it, most of us would have been better off if we'd never even attended high school

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 No.151451

>>151450

To be fair most of us were pretty lazy in high school, but there's definitely a private school culture with a lot of top banking/finance/law/consulting sort of jobs from my understanding.

Still I think the diversity push, outsourcing and temporary workers is the biggest issue at hand which no one wants to address.

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 No.151452

>>151446

Gonna mow my lawn eventually

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 No.151453

So, are tendies and goon truly icons of the neet lifestyle, or are they just a meme? Personally, I've tried tendies a few times but never enjoyed them enough to make them a regular thing. I've never touched goon - vodka just seemed like a better solution.

Survey time:

[ ] I have tried goon at least once

[ ] I have tried tendies at least once

[ ] I drink goon regularly

[ ] I eat tendies frequently

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 No.151454

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.151455

>>151453

Used to drink goon when I was young.

Not since then though.

Never actually eaten tendies.

I score 1/4 on your NEET test.

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 No.151456

>>151454

Haven't heard that phrase for a while.

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 No.151457

>>151449

watering down some gin would probably be the "nicest" way to get drunk

one part water to two parts gin until you get used to it

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 No.151458

File: 53ba7e111b81344⋯.jpg (1.47 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Whisky A Day-Day.jpg)

>>151446

A bit of pic-related, and basically just sweating bullets in this tremendous Queensland heat.

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 No.151459

>>151458

No vidya games until you finish your homework

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 No.151460

>>151450

>most of us would have been better off if we'd never even been born

ftfy any sort of education is important, it's what separates us from the animals across the pond

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 No.151461

>>151459

No problem, the bottle of whisky is my homework

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 No.151462

>>151458

>Aberlour

Good choice, nice sherry finish.

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 No.151463

>>151462

This is the first time I've tried Aberlour and it's not bad. I've bought a few other fairly expensive (imo) bottles of scotch recently but I'm yet to break the $100 per bottle mark for any spirit. The closest I've got is about $90.

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 No.151464

File: e61d4c552355b4d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB,2560x1536,5:3,McWagieWithoutTheTimeToPre….jpg)

Had one of these new spicy chicken chorizo burgers from McDogfood the other day. Not bad at all.

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 No.151465

File: 477cb15f04155d7⋯.jpg (44.66 KB,302x497,302:497,img_6115.jpg)

File: 11e870963f26b24⋯.jpg (12.59 KB,243x243,1:1,gJgYZKjh_400x400.jpg)

Recall Cheesecake saying how it was his 21st soon sometime over the next few days

don't know if it's today but happy birthday either way

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 No.151466

21 Years A Welfare-Slave. Happy Birthday Mr It Ain't Easy

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 No.151467

>>151453

I've bought exactly one goon bag. It was over christmas last year when mummybot was away and I could store it in the fridge without feeling ashamed. It was okay, but I got way too drunk and threw out about a quarter of it.

I eat tendies probably once a month or so. They're a decent "too lazy to actually cook" meal, but not very healthy. I remember when I was about 12 everyone went crazy over the tendies they sold in the canteen. That was probably my first experience with them, well before the meme was born

>>151458

Let us know if the game is any good m8, I haven't played an AC game since the very first one but I have a console now so might as well if it is good.

>>151465

Hopefully he's not being forced into having a lonely 21st party by his mummybot

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 No.151468

>>151464

Did you harness its power?

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 No.151469

>>151464

…what's that green stuff growing on it?

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 No.151470

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 No.151471

>>151467

What console did you buy?

>>151468

Huh?

>>151469

I believe the scientific term is "vegetable"…

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 No.151472

Ok, so I had 5 drinks. I fapped. I passed out. I woke up, slightly soberer and realised nothing has really changed. What next? just do it all again?

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 No.151473

File: c3c688fd1dcc3aa⋯.jpg (1.41 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Be Jealous 1.jpg)

File: f0ac356518827bb⋯.jpg (1.4 MB,2592x1456,162:91,Aneeta Be Jealous 2.jpg)

So I bought a new dolly…

Unlike the other one which was made of fibreglass this is a simple plastic which is much less lighter and easier to manouver/dress/'FUCK"…

I'm still yet to name "her", any suggestions?

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 No.151474

>>151472

Only 5…

5 of what?

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 No.151475

>>151473

name her after your first celebrity crush

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 No.151476

>>151475

Christina then. But what mannequin should do is take a photo of her face, upload it to one of those sites like pictriev which tell you what celebrity your photo looks like, and use the results to name her

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 No.151477

Hey anon who went to that party with his boss, how'd it go?

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 No.151478

>>151471

I got an xbox one

Entirely because it was cheaper though, I didn't want to spend too much on a video game machine

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 No.151479

>>151478

>being a console peasant

>not pirating all your games

neetgen continues to degenerate into a wretched hive of scum and villainy

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 No.151480

>>151473

So how do you fuck this thing?

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 No.151481

>>151385

>google

Yeah, I tried finding the articles again and kept getting pointed toward ABC, SBS and 'fact-checker' sites.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-19/high-immigration-masks-australian-economic-decline/8193628

Read between the lines above.

http://www.minister.border.gov.au/peterdutton/2017/Pages/budget-2017-18.aspx

Current budget above.

Look up Dick Smith talking about immigration and starting the Sustainable Australia party in the Sydney Morning Herald, I believe.

The gist of it is: there are 200k places for permanent immigrants. What they don't say is that every skilled immigrant is allowed to sponsor their dependent family members, wife, kids, parents, etc. These people might not have skills and are not required to. So one shitskin brood = 1 skilled worker and only counts as 1 of the 200,000 places. For the 600k temporary visas, you only need to check the numbers coming in vs the numbers leaving to see the discrepancy.

https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/rp1314/FamilyMigration

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 No.151482

Well, that was a godawful fucking train journey.

I swear some cunt of a wizard must have cast an "attract screaming boongs" spell on me.

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 No.151483

>>151482

The Jews have been casting that spell for a long time now m8.

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 No.151484

>>151483

True m8, sad but true.

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 No.151486

>>151473

Open her boob

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 No.151487

>>151486

Don't encourage him, I'm already worried we'll see him humping the mannequin sometime soon.

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 No.151488

>>151487

I might go down to target and hump their mannequins right now

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 No.151489

>>151488

Mannequins never say no.

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 No.151490

>>151489

They look at you with shock and disgust though.

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 No.151491

>>151490

That's the best part, when I was younger I used to use mannequins as training wheels for my rape training.

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 No.151492

>>151490

Only the white ones, the mauve and off green ones love the abuse.

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 No.151496

>>151492

>implying I would ever race mix with off-green mannequins

Mauve ones maybe - they seem less likely to be whores

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 No.151497

File: 6ac2b07378faf16⋯.jpg (293.26 KB,1200x1600,3:4,IMG_1735.JPG)

would you?

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 No.151498

>>151497

Yeah, why not

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 No.151499

/aus/ NEET General

Days since last sexual deviant post - 0

Record number of days without sexual deviant posts -0

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 No.151500

>>151499

Poo covered penis

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 No.151501

File: b3a9006a9af84d9⋯.jpg (69.64 KB,640x510,64:51,leouchyagami.jpg)

>>151497

I'd hit it like like a boeing 767 into a new york skyscraper

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 No.151502

>>151501

So not at all?

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 No.151503

>>151502

I think he's saying he'd hit it like a jew.

So … badly and with a very small crooked penis.

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 No.151504

>>151503

shit I might be a jew

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 No.151505

File: 944b7dc523ccee3⋯.jpg (193.47 KB,800x534,400:267,Gas-Chamber[1].jpg)

>>151504

Please step into the small room and take a seat then

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 No.151506

>>151465

It's on the 1st of November actually, still a few more days.

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 No.151507

>>151506

Are you getting a cake from the cheesecake shop?

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 No.151508

>>151507

I might just buy a chocolate muffin and one candle.

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 No.151510

>>151508

Treat yourself to a mannequin too

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 No.151511

Holy shit NEETs, got a bit of drama for you.

M8 of mine is a dodgy cunt who grows a lot of weed,thing is he also bangs old married women through dodgy dating sites.

Anyhow, he's been doing this one and it turns out she's a cops wife.

Who just found out and has been tracking her phone …

I'm sitting here waiting for the next text, it's like I've got a personal soap opera happening.

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 No.151512

>>151345

And if you're black he'll let you put him on ice cream.

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 No.151513

>>151511

Your mate cucked a cop? Make sure to stay out of the blast radius.

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 No.151514

>>151511

This is why I stick to rape, you can leave the personal at the door

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 No.151515

>>151511

Copper probably had it coming tbh, do keep us posted though.

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 No.151516

>>151513

>>151515

Shall do, haven't heard from him since that post so I'm a little worried.

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 No.151517

>>151511

can't wait to hear all about it on aca

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 No.151518

>>151511

>,thing is he also bangs old married women through dodgy dating sites.

What is the point of this? They are all old and disgusting and there is a good change their husband depending on whether or not he is a cuck may beat you up? All that risk for some used up 40-50 year old bitch?

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 No.151519

>>151518

maybe he just likes a bit more leg room, or his name is liam neeson

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 No.151520

>>151508

Some places give you free stuff on your birthday.

Might want to use that.

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 No.151521

went for a nice long evening walk - fucking normies ruined it - they are out partying everywhere tonight, at every house and school and sports club. I feel as triggered as an sjw on /pol/

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 No.151522

>>151520

I honestly don't want to make my birthday any more miserable by going out to a restaurant with everyone looking at me.

Does Dan Murphy's do birthday specials?

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 No.151523

File: f74349f7b305177⋯.jpg (432.68 KB,1900x1266,950:633,2015-BMW-i8-Test-Drive-190….jpg)

>>151521

yeah today seemed pretty busy

saw one of these while walking around to buy some food, was pretty impressed how good it looks and sounds

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 No.151524

>>151521

Instead of talking a walk you can play No Mans Sky.

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 No.151525

Day 2 in Jalan, still hate this place.

Ate curry with tonkatsu, some burger and some fried seafood with rice. Didnt throw up

.

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 No.151526

>>151522

>Does Dan Murphy's do birthday specials?

Probably not but tell them you're buying your birthday booze and they might throw you a discount or a bag of chips.

I got a free pint at my local when I mentioned it was my bday

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 No.151527

File: f8de78d0b07f3fc⋯.png (485.45 KB,884x899,884:899,japan.png)

>>151525

Have you bought any souvenirs for your neet m8s back in aus yet?

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 No.151528

>>151525

anon what the fuck are you doing man

go see the sights

visit a jap sex shop

buy some fucking figures

check out the jap cars

grope a girl in a train

cmon man its not gonna be fun if you dont at least try something

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 No.151529

So is pisse called pisse because it makes you pisse also why does pisse takste like clelery whn you're drunk

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 No.151530

>>151529

>also why does pisse takste like clelery whn you're drunk

Ummm…you're not meant to recycle it m8, booze is one use only

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 No.151531

>>151522

It's been a while Cheesie, come on Discord.

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 No.151532

>>151531

I'm always idling and active in the 8chan /aus/ server.

https://discord.gg/UNYyPZ6

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 No.151533

>>151531

>>151532

Don't you have to be a poofter to use discord ?

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 No.151534

>>151533

chinese

>discord and all your data is owned by tencent

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 No.151535

>>151530

I know that but sometimes you accidentally taste your own pisse

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 No.151536

>>151535

>accidentally taste your own piss

were you trying to give yourself a blowjob and you accidentally started pissing?

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 No.151537

>>151536

It wasn't accidental

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 No.151538

>>151536

Nah it was I was drunk and confused my pisse bottle with my drink bottle

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 No.151539

>>151532

well I'm there if you really want to talk

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 No.151540

>>151533

No.

>>151534

The chinks have all our data anyway, unless you are planning anything illegal over discord like a retard I'm not too concerned

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 No.151541

>>151528

Been out its prettt meh

Just sex toys in sex shop.

Fuck figures

there are jap cars in Aus too

Not groping a girl in a train. I'll go to jail. And girls are hard to grope here, they are very wary.

Trying to have fun and failing

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