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It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.
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>>149926
>>149926
>>149926
It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?
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No.151488
>>151487
I might go down to target and hump their mannequins right now
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No.151489
>>151488
Mannequins never say no.
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No.151490
>>151489
They look at you with shock and disgust though.
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No.151491
>>151490
That's the best part, when I was younger I used to use mannequins as training wheels for my rape training.
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No.151492
>>151490
Only the white ones, the mauve and off green ones love the abuse.
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No.151496
>>151492
>implying I would ever race mix with off-green mannequins
Mauve ones maybe - they seem less likely to be whores
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No.151497
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No.151498
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No.151499
/aus/ NEET General
Days since last sexual deviant post - 0
Record number of days without sexual deviant posts -0
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No.151500
>>151499
Poo covered penis
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No.151501
>>151497
I'd hit it like like a boeing 767 into a new york skyscraper
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No.151502
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No.151503
>>151502
I think he's saying he'd hit it like a jew.
So … badly and with a very small crooked penis.
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No.151504
>>151503
shit I might be a jew
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No.151505
>>151504
Please step into the small room and take a seat then
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No.151506
>>151465
It's on the 1st of November actually, still a few more days.
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No.151507
>>151506
Are you getting a cake from the cheesecake shop?
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No.151508
>>151507
I might just buy a chocolate muffin and one candle.
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No.151510
>>151508
Treat yourself to a mannequin too
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No.151511
Holy shit NEETs, got a bit of drama for you.
M8 of mine is a dodgy cunt who grows a lot of weed,thing is he also bangs old married women through dodgy dating sites.
Anyhow, he's been doing this one and it turns out she's a cops wife.
Who just found out and has been tracking her phone …
I'm sitting here waiting for the next text, it's like I've got a personal soap opera happening.
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No.151512
>>151345
And if you're black he'll let you put him on ice cream.
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No.151513
>>151511
Your mate cucked a cop? Make sure to stay out of the blast radius.
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No.151514
>>151511
This is why I stick to rape, you can leave the personal at the door
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No.151515
>>151511
Copper probably had it coming tbh, do keep us posted though.
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No.151516
>>151513
>>151515
Shall do, haven't heard from him since that post so I'm a little worried.
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No.151517
>>151511
can't wait to hear all about it on aca
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No.151518
>>151511
>,thing is he also bangs old married women through dodgy dating sites.
What is the point of this? They are all old and disgusting and there is a good change their husband depending on whether or not he is a cuck may beat you up? All that risk for some used up 40-50 year old bitch?
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No.151519
>>151518
maybe he just likes a bit more leg room, or his name is liam neeson
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No.151520
>>151508
Some places give you free stuff on your birthday.
Might want to use that.
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No.151521
went for a nice long evening walk - fucking normies ruined it - they are out partying everywhere tonight, at every house and school and sports club. I feel as triggered as an sjw on /pol/
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No.151522
>>151520
I honestly don't want to make my birthday any more miserable by going out to a restaurant with everyone looking at me.
Does Dan Murphy's do birthday specials?
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No.151523
>>151521
yeah today seemed pretty busy
saw one of these while walking around to buy some food, was pretty impressed how good it looks and sounds
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No.151524
>>151521
Instead of talking a walk you can play No Mans Sky.
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No.151525
Day 2 in Jalan, still hate this place.
Ate curry with tonkatsu, some burger and some fried seafood with rice. Didnt throw up
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No.151526
>>151522
>Does Dan Murphy's do birthday specials?
Probably not but tell them you're buying your birthday booze and they might throw you a discount or a bag of chips.
I got a free pint at my local when I mentioned it was my bday
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No.151527
>>151525
Have you bought any souvenirs for your neet m8s back in aus yet?
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No.151528
>>151525
anon what the fuck are you doing man
go see the sights
visit a jap sex shop
buy some fucking figures
check out the jap cars
grope a girl in a train
cmon man its not gonna be fun if you dont at least try something
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No.151529
So is pisse called pisse because it makes you pisse also why does pisse takste like clelery whn you're drunk
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No.151530
>>151529
>also why does pisse takste like clelery whn you're drunk
Ummm…you're not meant to recycle it m8, booze is one use only
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No.151531
>>151522
It's been a while Cheesie, come on Discord.
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No.151532
>>151531
I'm always idling and active in the 8chan /aus/ server.
https://discord.gg/UNYyPZ6
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No.151533
>>151531
>>151532
Don't you have to be a poofter to use discord ?
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No.151534
>>151533
chinese
>discord and all your data is owned by tencent
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No.151535
>>151530
I know that but sometimes you accidentally taste your own pisse
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No.151536
>>151535
>accidentally taste your own piss
were you trying to give yourself a blowjob and you accidentally started pissing?
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No.151537
>>151536
It wasn't accidental
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No.151538
>>151536
Nah it was I was drunk and confused my pisse bottle with my drink bottle
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No.151539
>>151532
well I'm there if you really want to talk
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No.151540
>>151533
No.
>>151534
The chinks have all our data anyway, unless you are planning anything illegal over discord like a retard I'm not too concerned
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No.151541
>>151528
Been out its prettt meh
Just sex toys in sex shop.
Fuck figures
there are jap cars in Aus too
Not groping a girl in a train. I'll go to jail. And girls are hard to grope here, they are very wary.
Trying to have fun and failing
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