No.182045 [Last50 Posts]
OLD >>181283
Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.
Any resolutions?
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No.182050
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No.182051
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No.182053
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No.182054
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No.182055
>>182053
First shitpost of the year
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No.182060
>>182049
Stop cuckposting faggot
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No.182061
Holy fuck, how long did it take for us to fill up the last thread? I passed out a few times, but i think it was less than a day
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No.182062
>>182060
First spergpost of the year
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No.182063
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No.182064
>>182061
11 and a half hours….
what the fuck have we become?
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No.182065
>>182045
>Any resolutions?
>move out of mummybots place
>get a wagie job temporarily to save up a pool of money then become NEET again
>join a gym (probably in the middle of the year to avoid all the New years resolution fags)
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No.182066
>>182064
We are an army without a country, a crusade without a holy land
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No.182067
>>182037
I'm renting, yes I have "roommates".
I haven't signed up for Gov healthcare. Mummy bot took care of that.
I don't know how I got approached with my overall demeanor. Yes it's rare and I acknowledge that. Is that you CheesecakeNEET?
>>182023
Nah I'm fine with my distro.
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No.182068
>>182062
>spergposting is bad
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No.182069
>>182064
dont worry, its just because its summer and everyone is actually awake. in the winter everyone would just hibernate for 16hrs+ a day and a general could stretch itself out for almost a week
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No.182070
>>182069
I even had less than my quota. There are some eager beavers in here for the new year.
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No.182071
Happy new years cumguzzlers
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No.182072
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No.182073
>>182067
>I haven't signed up for Gov healthcare. Mummy bot took care of that.
So you don't have a medicare card or anything? I think once you are 21 you can get your own, or if you are independent or something.
>I don't know how I got approached with my overall demeanor. Yes it's rare and I acknowledge that.
I just am jealous it has never happened to me. I don't look ugly, I'm just thin and neurotic. Yeah it is me. Haven't been posting for a few days.
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No.182075
South Aussie - Best Aussie
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No.182076
Fucking normalfaggots yelling about the new year outside my window when I'm trying to jerk off to lolicon in peace.
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No.182077
Happy new year my fellow Crow Eaters.
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No.182078
>>182073
I've yet to do that. My brain is atrophied when it come's to sorting out paperwork.
I would do a video but then I think I don't have anything of note to say.
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No.182079
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No.182080
>>182076
tfw stacies literally "whooo"ed for 21 minutes after it struck 12
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No.182081
>>182073
You will get approached by women if you're more than 1 of these:
>outside
>doing something fun/interesting
>well groomed and dressed
That's why it never happens to you.
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No.182082
>>182065
>finish vidya backlog
>visit South Australia
>go overseas
>move out
all but the first will be difficult, but I thinks it's good to have goals
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No.182083
>>182075
South Australia will be where pajeet build his empire of poo
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No.182084
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>>182045
>Any resolutions?
Yes, to rape a fellow neet. And I ain't talking about grills, I want that unemployed boipucci bouncing up and down my neet-stick
>>182050
>>182051
Still a good 20 minutes of GF2017 contemplation for us QLD'ers
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No.182085
>>182081
I'm not putting on clean clothes for some slut
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No.182086
>>182084
>Still a good 20 minutes of GF2017 contemplation for us QLD'ers
go get 'em tiger
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No.182087
>>182073
Been meaning to ask you about that vid you made in a car because I thought you didn't have a licence. WEre you just parked at home or what's the story?
>>182076
>tfw waiting for NY's texts from relatives before I can have a wank in peace
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No.182088
holu shti neets i felellike ann anglei in heaven bc=cauise im to srunk
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No.182089
>>182084
my boipucci is too pure for your chad dick
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No.182090
hard to elive its already 2018 in the eastern states what a time to be alive
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No.182091
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I made a compilation of my Work for the dole videos, was meaning to do it the second I left the place but I thought it might bring a smile to the angry neets here
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No.182092
>>182081
He was reading a book in the park. I've read things in public numerous times. Whenever I'm outside I am groomed and dressed well, so don't assume I'm not.
>That's why it never happens to you.
Was that meant to be a snarky comment or sincerity? It could be both.
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No.182093
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>>182081
I do that first part often enough but only to get neet-supplies so that rules out the second bit. I usually iron my shit but the clothes I have aren't 'in vogue', have stain/s, years old, ill-fitting. I hate you for bringing such obvious points up
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No.182094
>>182078
You should come back on discord.
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No.182095
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No.182096
>>182091
>middle-aged man talking about anime
God I've just seen the future for me and I'm scared.
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No.182097
>>182087
>Been meaning to ask you about that vid you made in a car because I thought you didn't have a licence. WEre you just parked at home or what's the story?
I was parked in a not busy carpark while mummybot was in some shop buying some useless crap and taking too long. I saw a bunch of girls my age in the walking around and I thought "fuck it, why not make a video".
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No.182098
>>182096
>50 year old virgin with a loli poster on the wall and a body pillow
That's what we've always meant when we say "We're gonna make it!". Did you think we meant something else?
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No.182099
>>182092
>He was reading a book in the park
Unless he was reading Cosmopolitan or similar I doubt Stacy gave a fuck about some skinny manlet sitting by himself reading Mein Kampf on a magpie shit-stained bench
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No.182100
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No.182101
>>182097
Didn't you tell a story about how your car broke down somewhere and you got it fixed? But you must have been driving with mummybot then which you didn't mention.
Or maybe I'm confusing you with someone else.
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No.182102
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No.182103
the teenagers are STILL in the middle of the road outside my place
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No.182104
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No.182105
>>182091
NEETKing is a funny and likeable fellow in his videos.
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No.182106
>>182091
This was the golden age of NEETgen, things have become far too decadent now.
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No.182107
>>182091
That sweeping the floor part never gets old.
>>182094
I don't use Discord anymore the datamining they do I'm not going to support and subject myself to. Besides, there isn't much to discuss constantly.
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No.182108
>>182102
5 minutes left for queenslanders to achieve gf2017. How's it looking guys? Gonna make it?
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No.182109
>>182101
That was me. The tire blew up, and I was with someone else, my support worker. She can't take me driving now because she has to do more work (and she was taking me driving on her day off).
I filmed the video when I was out with mummybot, and I had some time to myself. Since she rarely takes me driving I doubt I'll ever get my license. If I don't have it by 2019 I'll probably neck myself, I'm sick of having to suffer the humiliation of asking mummy to drive me somewhere and it being another barrier preventing me from moving out (another being money). I have told her this but she doesn't understand, being an alcoholic has fucked her brain, along with being a woman.
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No.182110
>>182097
That was literally my second hypothesis
>fuck it, why not make a video
safer than raping them
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No.182111
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No.182112
happy new year fellow QLDneets
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No.182113
>>182092
>I've read things in public numerous times
>>182093
I do that first part often enough but only to get neet-supplies
I'm talking being outside 8 hours a day, that's when it happens to me. Women come and and talk to me a bit, even hit on me, it's not unusual. Are you saying you want them to come up and ask you to lick their clit or something? They don't do that
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No.182114
>>182109
Can't you pay an instructor for lessons? that's what I did. My mother was too nervous to go with me.
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No.182115
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No.182116
>>182109
I was gonna say you could get a motorbike but I doubt you'd want to put up with the heat and extra danger of operating one.
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No.182117
>>182103
pics pics pics
>>182105
True though irl he just rapes you then leaves
>>182094
No one should "come back on discord" It's done, let it burn
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No.182118
Happy Queensland New Year
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No.182119
Is anyone here fucked up or in the grip of vices but doesn't actually want to improve?
Has anyone just accepted their fate?
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No.182120
>>182109
>>182116
Bikes are great, not so bad in the heat with a vented mesh jacket, only sucks when you stop moving, the worst thing is rain and other dickheads on the road.
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No.182121
>>182119
>anyone just accepted their fate
Hello
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No.182122
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>>182112
Happy 20rapeteen, we should all be aiming for at least one rape per day
>>182113
>They don't do that
fuck you man
>>182114
>>182115
every cup of goon brings me closer to death
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No.182123
>>182119>>182119
I'm that way with grog. I know it's fucked my life but it's the only thing I have to rely on.
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No.182124
>>182119
You accept your fate when you first post here
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No.182125
>>182124
A lot of people here seem to be fighting very hard against it.
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No.182126
>>182045
>turn over a new leaf.
I think a lot of us are going to find one side of the leaf looks pretty much like the other
>Any resolutions?
Stop following politics so closely maybe
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No.182127
>>182121
have the first wank of 2018
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No.182128
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No.182129
Military janitor fag neet here, I'm doing okay, currently I'm moving from the shithole that is NT back home to Vic, 2018's gonna be a wild ride and I'm so happy because I won't have to ever see another dirty fucking abo ever again. Also flat earth confirmed by Darwin airport roof painting.
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No.182130
Happy New Year fellow neetaholics~
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No.182131
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No.182132
there's nothing worse than room temperature goon
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No.182133
oleyt fistibais th- sofuvking ss=drujkg me gtowow
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No.182134
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No.182135
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No.182136
>>182127
Was planning on having my onahole by now but posting was so fucking slow, gotta settle for lube instead
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No.182137
okay I'm taking the time to make a coherent neetpost for the first time in the eastern states new year
I'm fucking drunk as shit, so keep that in mind.
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No.182138
>>182136
Gonna get some new pillows for 2018?
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No.182139
>>182134
>>182128
Don't post that pedo shit here.
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No.182140
>>182129
You've been gone a long time, Find any cumdies?
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No.182141
>>182114
I have done lessons before, ironically past a certain point (a few hours) they actually make you drive worse in my experience since you are in a cuck car with two sets of pedals and the instructor always fucks around with their pedals even if you aren't doing anything wrong at all, probably for autistic power trip reasons. I have been with multiple instructors and they all do this. I already know how to drive perfectly fine, I just want more seat time so I can stop being so anxious.
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No.182142
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No.182143
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No.182144
>>182142
What happened to the pillow in the background? Did you use it to work on a car? Then submerge it in a lake of piss for 1000 years before putting it on your bed? How can it get so yellow
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No.182145
>>182135
>>>/toomuchgoon
>>182136
I take it the wagie life hasn't given you a gf?
>>182139
They're just little people born of this look-at-me age that crave attention, similar to us minus the innocence and perfectly toned bodies
>>182142
>those unexplained sheet stains
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No.182146
>>182136
What onahole did you get?
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No.182147
>>182145
Piss off there and never come back.
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No.182148
>>182140
Sadly no, my quest for panties failed. Lots of newfags huh? They seem okay.
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No.182149
>>182144
Probably the alcohol leaching through my skin
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No.182150
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No.182151
>>182147
I'm not the only sweet-tooth here, snowflake
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No.182152
>>182149
Could be spilling the goon all over it
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No.182153
Happy 2018
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No.182154
>>182146
This one, probably shit but the people who run the site are lazy as fuck. Took them 2 weeks to even post it was considering opening a complaint on paypal.
http://lovemerci.com.au/a-bride-on-the-wedding-night.html
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No.182155
>>182148
Yeh lots of newfags, were also all openly gay now
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No.182156
>>182153
That dog gets more action than me
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No.182157
>>182129
Did you suck military dicks?
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No.182158
>>182154
That sucks hope it comes to you
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No.182159
>>182153
why would you post such a thing?
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No.182162
>>182160
WAREHOUSE NEET WTF
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No.182164
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No.182166
>>182163
At you local max employment agency
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No.182167
>>182164
Stop posting this or Jim will fuck you up
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No.182168
>>182167
Beastiality-neet triggered me. Will control myself now
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No.182169
>>182163
assume the bend-over position and head straight to Joondalup traino for your 'induction'
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No.182170
happy new year ya cunts **I know ya Perth Neets still got an hour but I'm an eastfag and just got home after a good night
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No.182171
>>182170
WA isn't even real.
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No.182172
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No.182173
>>182170
Shout out to Perth neets
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No.182174
>>182171
half the cunts on this thread are WA cunts
do you want me to say what happened on my night on the town
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No.182175
>>182171
They're always in the rear. They're a bunch of arse-loving faggots. 2 hours to get here. 2 HOURS
Thnin I've had too much goon. Might eat something greasy before I spew up
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No.182176
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No.182177
>>182175
mate I had to catch a bus to the town centre and walked from there, it wasn't quick
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No.182178
>>182176
2 year old weet-bix
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No.182179
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No.182180
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No.182181
>>182172
WA neets rule this thread
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No.182182
>>182180
I thought it was the pokemon primape but it was just a dogger and her vagoo
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No.182183
>>182174
You got depressed and went home?
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No.182184
>>182183
went home after the fireworks ended because didn't know if the bar would let me back in or not
there actually is a whole story
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No.182185
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No.182186
Going to nominate neetking as the Aus neet of the year
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No.182187
>>182186
he's hardly a neet anymore
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No.182188
I parked a couple kms away from the city center so I had a free parking spot that'd last until tommorow which is today now I guess
Then I walked to big W to get some shoes, shorts and all that, went back to my car to put the boots and shorts I wasn't using in the car, I think it was 5pm at that point
walked around the city for 3 hours, maybe 2 and 3/4, then about when I was just going to say fuck it and drive home decided to go to this gamer bar, was kinda reddit but I enjoyed it, about 9 or so went back to me car to get my house keys, I had a drink at that point at the bar before I went to my car, there was 9pm fireworks a little bit after I got my keys and walked back, didn't start the engine but put the power on so the radio and power was on, remember the crowd on both ways was huge as fuck, went back, I think before I went to get my house keys I met some guy called Shane, could be wrong, starts with an S don't think it's Shawn, that's right it's Steve, then played a few games like Smash Bros, Mario Kart, PUBG and some game like the PS2 Great Mashed, at some point some faggot kissed me neck, was fucking gay and didn't like it but I was afraid I'd be arrested for hate speach if I spoke out, so that means he's the 2nd homo that sexually harrased me, though the other one also sexually assaulted me
And then when it was 12am I watched the fireworks, some late 20s grill I think called Sharon sat next to me for 5 seconds, It was the first time I've seen fireworks in person, unless If I saw them when I was 2 or some shit before my family back in the day moved to a great regional area
On the bus there was the cleaner at the hostel I stayed about 8 months ago, realised today she wasn't actually a Nigger just an Island nigger
Then I had an hour or so walk during the early parts I peed my pants
and that was that, i forgot some guy handing me a monster truck flyer at some point and other thing that MAY come to me but ask tbh
so how was your NYE/NYD
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No.182189
>>182186
NK is RapeNEET so I agree but only if the name that the /aus/NEET of the year goes to RapeNEET because RapeNEET is my hero
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No.182190
>>182188
You fucking normie, that's beginner Chad tier.
Your going down a slippery slope
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No.182191
>>182186
>>182189
They're split personalities
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No.182192
I'm going to sleep. Hopefully I can get a decent sleep. Night NEETs, might drop in the NEET thread at the end of January.
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No.182193
>>182190
If you look at me you wouldn't call me any kind of chad
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No.182194
>>182192
you probably shout at least stay up for the Perth New Years
t. eastfag
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No.182195
>>182045
I know this is hard to believe, but i'm actually pretty senior within Human Services. I come here every few months as research, to see how the recipients are doing.
This year there is a lot of new proposed legislation for limiting Centrelink payments. Basically you'll have to link your TFN to your CRN, which will turn up a whole lot of new debts. There will be a bunch of payments canceled and a lot of people doing a lot more work for the dole.
I'll be in there trying to make it all a bit better, but in general its not a great year to be long term unemployed.
Also, ask me anything.
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No.182196
>>182191
Even so, RapeNEET is a god
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No.182197
>>182190
m8 there's no redemption, by next year you'll be a full-blown chad
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No.182198
>>182195
Post proof. I'm Malcolm Turnbull.
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No.182199
>>182195
Your job is redundant and when I take power I will remove it from existance.
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No.182200
>>182193
Fuck off I bet your bench pressing a refrigerator right now while a 10/10 stacy sucks your dick
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No.182201
>>182195
does it effect the DSPfags because in all honestly most of us either have autism, pretend to have autism or are wagies with autism like me
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No.182202
>>182200
I've never had a gf, and the most I could bench is probably 20kg or some shit and probably only a rep or two
I'm a fucking (((Soygoy))) skeletal
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No.182203
>>182199
What did you mean by that?
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No.182204
>>182198
hey Malcolm why is Canberra so fucking shit
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No.182205
>>182198
Not a lot of things I could post as proof that wouldn't get me fired. Our social media guidelines are pretty bloody strict.
>>182200
Sounds fun, in reality my wife and children are asleep, i'm fat and old and I'm up way past bedtime.
>>182201
Yeah DSP is already getting debt letters, and the new lego will mean a lot more. Broadly the current political climate doesn't like mental illness counting as a disability, so we're likely to see more crack downs on it.
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No.182206
>>182203
Pushing paper in circles is destroying not only the economic power but also the moral power of this (and all white) countries. Redundant jobs will be sorted and eradicated.
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No.182207
>>182205
Isn't there a strong push for mental illness awareness and does this mean Autists won't get the DSP?
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No.182208
can you get on the dsp while doing a meme course?
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No.182209
>>182205
>Not a lot of things I could post as proof that wouldn't get me fired. Our social media guidelines are pretty bloody strict.
So we have no reason to believe anything you say. Go and play make believe as someone important somewhere else.
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No.182210
>>182199
Yeah, you're probably right. There are a lot of redundant job in the department, to be honest the best thing you could do to save money is reduce the number of payments. There are over 200 services provided by DHS, with a bizarre and arcane set of rules around who gets what. If you could just change the legislation to simplify it, we could fire a lot of public servants, turn off heaps of servers and save billions.
Problem is, the legislation is a tangled mess of self referential legalese, and no party wants to go through the hassle of trying to change it.
>>182207
Well there is layers to it. The department is pushing for awareness of it, because public servants are almost all lefties. The government likes to be seen kissing babies, but really its been privatising the mental health lines and cutting mental health funding. The right wing of liberals basically don't believe in mental health funding and would cut them all off DSP in a heartbeat if they could. The only thing keeping it from happening atm is turnbull being a lefty.
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No.182211
>>182210
I thought Turnbull doesn't actually have any personal politics just what ever will help him climb the ladder/keep his position on the Ladder
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No.182212
>>182202
You shouldn't mention your a skele sized neet in the thread, the executive sized neets will see you as an easy target for rape
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No.182213
>>182212
Well I've been raped before and was sexually harassed yesterday, unfortunately at this point it's inevitable
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No.182214
>>182210
This is vapor neet talking shit, notice the vpn flag
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No.182215
>>182211
It's someone LARPing, don't respond to LARPers
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No.182216
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
New meme boys, I am pushing these things out at a DANGEROUS rate this year. Over 200x more memes/minute than last year. Lets see how I can hold up as time goes on.
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No.182217
>>182215
I'm too drunk to notice
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No.182218
>>182213
Well have fun with you then young man, just remember rapeneet get first turn on the bumhole
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No.182219
>>182209
I'm not really important in the scheme of things, just an EL2 who has had too many bevvies and should know better than to post here.
>>182211
Turnbull has a few core pet projects. He loves innovation and has been pushing the digital transformation bandwagon hard. This is rising to a crescendo in the cabinet reshuffle just before christmas. DHS and DTA are now under the same minister, one of Turnbull's inner circle, and the portfolio has been elevated to cabinet. This means there is going to be a huge push on modernising the interfaces of centrelink online services and the apps. In the next year you'll see a lot of apps moving from clunky SAP interfaces over into angular interfaces using a new DTA standard design.
Beyond innovation, turnbull is a banker and he loves the consulting firms like BCG. The current government has hired more of these firms than any other government, and pretty much every department has had an external review done by one of these american corporations. The reports are mostly bullshit though, they just take ideas that were already in the department and make up some funny numbers to suggest we can make a lot of money if we privatise everything.
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No.182220
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No.182221
>>182219
When will the public know about this "new legislation"?
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No.182222
>>182219
>Turnbull has a few core pet projects. He loves innovation and has been pushing the digital transformation bandwagon hard.
I didnt believe you until I heard this shameful boomer talk. Fucking neck yourself.
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No.182223
ITS THE NEW YEAR AND I HAVEN'T RAPED ANYONE YET
This year I can put my criminal past behind me
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No.182224
happy new year ya perth cunts
I'm gunna sleep now
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No.182225
>>182215
LARPing would be a lot more fun than what i do. Wish they paid me for that.
>>182221
Most of what I've discussed is theoretically public record. The bills have been debated in parliament, its just a question of how much the cross bench will let through. Have a look at the upcoming changes to the social security bill.
The other huge change is the DHS CIO just stood down. He was widely seen as getting in the way of the transformation agenda. He was bully and had some pretty questionable ties to major corporations, with some equally questionable kickbacks. He'll be a hard one to replace though, and there will be a massive power vacuum in the department that is sure to sink a bunch of projects.
>>182222
Yeah, not a boomer, i just talk like a public servant because i am.
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No.182226
>>182223
don't worry bajo there always is time for rape
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No.182227
>>182224
merry happy shit to you too dude. Snooze easy.
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No.182228
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No.182229
>>182222
You're right about it being a crock though, innovation happens when you give people the space and freedom to try new things. That is not while you're squeezing them dry and drowning them in rules. If they really wanted innovation, they'd stop cutting the public service.
Think about this, the public service is half the size it was in 1950, but the population has more than doubled in that time. What effect do you think that has had on services?
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No.182230
>>182225
>Most of what I've discussed is theoretically public record. The bills have been debated in parliament,
Name the bill.
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No.182231
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No.182232
I love the passing of time
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No.182233
>>182231
> introduce a new compliance framework for mutual obligation requirements in relation to participation payments
This translates into new rules and punishments if you fuck up your job agency appointments, reporting or work for the dole. Makes it a lot easier to cancel your payment.
> enable the Department of Human Services to require applicants to provide their tax file number at the time of a claim
This translates into linking everyone's CRN to their TFN so they can automatch against tax records.
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No.182234
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No.182235
>>182232
Each day closer to death
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No.182236
>>182230
>Think about this, the public service is half the size it was in 1950, but the population has more than doubled in that time. What effect do you think that has had on services?
That's because in 1950 shit hadn't been outsourced and the public service wasn't so top heavy. Your average public servant would have been a clerk on an average salary instead of a dynamic EL1 who communicates strategically and does three tenths of fuck all for the 100k+ a year they take home.
No offense to you personally but if most Australians knew how piss easy the majority of jobs in the public service are and just how many low energy much women and faggots were getting paid to do them they'd burn Canberra to the ground.
In most of Australia it takes serious effort to earn the kind of money vapid bitches and arts graduates enjoy miraculously appearing in their bank account each fortnight in Canberra. Canberra has the biggest concentration of useless fucks on big money in the country.
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No.182237
>>182236
>No offense to you
Nah, fuck him.
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No.182238
>>182237
>Nah, fuck him.
>>182219
>I'm not really important in the scheme of things, just an EL2 who has had too many bevvies and should know better than to post here.
just so everyone knows, an EL2 who's been there a while would be on over 130k a year, plus the higher rate of superannuation public servants get. Varies a bit by department but yeah the cunt is loaded.
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No.182239
>>182238
Deserves to hang.
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No.182240
I still haven't had my first fap for 2018 yet
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No.182241
>>182236
> the public service wasn't so top heavy
Its middle heavy really, the average public servant is EL1 or EL2 depending on the area. What really happened is that APS 1 and 2 basically don't exist any more, because when you have a hard cap of staff numbers, you let the juniors go first.
> if most Australians knew how piss easy the majority of jobs in the public service are
yep, there are a lot of stupid jobs that shouldn't exist. These are almost all filling in paperwork which shouldn't exist. That said, there are also a heap of people who are overworked and holding it all together while the infrastructure falls down around their ears.
> Canberra has the biggest concentration of useless fucks on big money in the country
Thats accurate, though again, you'd have a lot more lower paid jobs if there wasn't a hard cap on the number of jobs.
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No.182242
I got roped into going to someone's house for NYE. What a fucking mistake. I sat on someone's couch for 6 hours and watched shitty movies on Foxtel. I had to drive, so drinking was off the table too. I knew from the moment I got there it was going to be shit, and that my presence was superfluous, but I couldn't leave without hearing about it from my family member.
I seriously wish I rang in the New Year with a glass of goon and my dick in my hand instead.
Happy New Year, everyone. Hope you cunts feel better than I do. I feel angry and stupid for letting someone else influence me into doing what they wanted to do. Definitely not how I wanted to start my New Year.
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No.182243
>>182238
Yeah thats not too far off, though i do use that to supporting a wife and kids and a bunch of my neet friends.
Always seems pretty ridiculous that they give me ten times the dole, I am pretty sure I don't do ten times the work,
>>182237
>>182239
Happy new years to you cunts as well.
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No.182244
>>182241
I honestly wish i could hire a bunch of neets. Every month i seek approval to hire entry level positions.
Thing is, they'll do something like give me approval for five roles. Each position will take $50,000 in recruitment costs and infrastructure overhead no matter what level i hire at. Each one will take up a limited seat in the office and each slot i fill will take up one of the limited number the whole department can hire, so it means one less person on the phones or one less person fixing the systems. The actual salary cost per person is tiny compared to the opportunity cost
With those boundaries, you're pretty much pushed into hiring the best person you possibly can. So i end up putting out senior job requirements for roles I really wanted a junior in.
If you want less people over paid for their role, and more juniors in the public service, you need to allow more roles total. That way I could hire five juniors in place of a senior.
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No.182245
>>182241
>Its middle heavy really, the average public servant is EL1 or EL2 depending on the area. What really happened is that APS 1 and 2 basically don't exist any more, because when you have a hard cap of staff numbers, you let the juniors go first.
I'm aware. Classification inflation from various sources and Grey ceiling of boomers too.
>yep, there are a lot of stupid jobs that shouldn't exist. These are almost all filling in paperwork which shouldn't exist. That said, there are also a heap of people who are overworked and holding it all together while the infrastructure falls down around their ears.
yep, people who do the work are always overworked and the subject of constant cuts and insane micromanagement. Indeed.
> Thats accurate, though again, you'd have a lot more lower paid jobs if there wasn't a hard cap on the number of jobs.
the core vision of what the APS should be that was set in stone in the late 90s with all the ILS bullshit is really the root of the problem.
-that everybody should be a leader and every low end job that can be outsourced will be, and we're going to structure recruitment in such a way that more or less excludes competent external applications because recruitment is actually a test of reciting made-up stories about you demonstrating buzzword-based 'qualities' using a language which is incomprehensible to anyone but a public servant.
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No.182246
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No.182247
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No.182248
>>182244
>>182245
and yeah I get what you mean with the caps etc.
Happy new year.
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No.182249
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No.182250
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No.182252
>>182250
no thanks I'll hang on to my superior wank
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No.182253
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No.182254
Just had a subpar wank, It's gonna be a bad year
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No.182255
i'm finna see how long i can go into 2018 without fapping
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No.182256
Had a great smoke sesh with the lads, good 2018 so far
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No.182257
>>182255
Heres your fa material poor starving neet
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No.182258
I'll leave you blokes with something useful. Here is the future according to DHS:
1. Australia will lose 5 million jobs to automation by 2025. We will also gain almost 3 million migrants at the same time. Keep in mind we only have 8 million full time jobs in the country today.
2. All identification will be biometric by 2030. The only time you should need to prove identity is when you're born or your immigrate here. All other times should be done via face/voice/fingerprint/iris, this will happen by default in city centers and public transport, it will also be done by nearly invisible traffic drones.
3. Your government digital identity (myGov/govPass) will be linked with the banks and corporations, and will also be used to vote. Banks have wanted this for a long time, and it will be the online successor to the Australia card.
4. By 2030 you should almost never have to talk to government or banks, they will just monitor you 24/7 with the help of the intelligence agencies, and let you know if your payment changes, you break a law, or you need to do something. In addition to the biometrics used above this will be done with help of the ISPs and phone companies. Each of us already carries a tracking and monitoring device in our phone.
5. Almost all of your interactions with government will be through an AI by 2030. In the case of DSP this will be a virtual assistant using IBM Watson and voiced by Kate Blanchet. These will be able to read your microfacial features better than any human and tell what you're thinking before you do.
Screencap this shit my dudes, happy new year.
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No.182259
>>182258
Yeah… if this happens I'll just kill myself.
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No.182260
>>182258
Oh one more thing. The Centrelink apps can track your location and they use it for generating debts. If your phone says you were in Orange, but you tell DHS you were in Wagga, they will start an investigation into you. Just something to keep in mind.
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No.182261
>>182255
this will help mate
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No.182262
Are WA-NEETs secretly wage-goers? It's only 1:50 there, what are they doing?
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No.182263
>>182261
The fuck am I looking at
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No.182264
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No.182265
>>182261
talk about crotch rot
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No.182266
>>182262
Fapping to bad porn
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No.182267
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No.182268
The post-NYE NEET party has come to an abrupt end
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No.182269
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No.182270
>>182268
cunt off you cunting cunt bag.
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No.182271
>>182260
Does the current centrelink app do that?
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No.182272
>>182255
aaaaand about 3 hours. yay
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No.182273
Neetking here, Just woke up I think rapeNeet did a lot of bad things again…
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No.182274
fuck me I slept through the new year
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No.182275
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No.182276
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No.182277
Morning neets, who else is regretting staying up late drinking just so you could welcome the new year by yourself? Could've gotten a comfy night's sleep instead and be feeling fine right now.
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No.182278
>>182277
I do. I went to bed at 10:30 I think, after 18 beers.
I'm hungover now but at least I didn't sleep all day.
Can you believe it, someone in a nearby warehouse is working
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No.182279
>>182277
I stayed up but didn't drink.
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No.182280
>>182279
>he doesn't drink
It's a new year, and time to turn over a new leaf. I want to see you shitfaced by morning tea, neet.
>>182278
>someone in a nearby warehouse is working
Probably foreigners with no respect for our traditions
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No.182281
>>182195
I'll bite. What exactly is the nature of your research that you do on here?
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No.182282
Will my bins get emptied tonight?
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No.182283
>>182282
Only if you give the garbo a gobby.
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No.182284
>>182277
I stayed up, drank and for a change, the only problem is my car is a fair bit away because I had to catch public transport to get home
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No.182285
>>182045
>Any resolutions?
Yeah lift more and make a legit friend.
I'm sure ill lift more but if I somehow make a legit friend i'll probably die from the shock.
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No.182286
>>182285
I'm sick of you faggots saying you don't have friends
Am I not your fucking friend
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No.182287
Just weighed myself.
127kg.
I was 102kg this time 2016.
5'6".
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No.182288
That bitch next door with her scraping shovel woke me up again.
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No.182289
>>182288
Maybe she shits on the concrete and picks it up with her shovel?
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No.182290
>>182128
I bet you post/lurk /b/
>>182246
>candlemass
At least you have good taste in music
>>182286
no you're not sorry.
we dont even play shitty games like overwatch together
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No.182291
Did anything good happen in the last thread? I slept thru new years to avoid all the noise from the normalfags.
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No.182292
>>182291
dunno about the last thread but I larped as a normalfag last night
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No.182293
First wank of the year was to eva notty
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No.182294
>>182277
morning, couldn't even sleep right with this stomach bug i caught two days ago
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No.182295
>>182287
right there with you bro. maybe we can send a robot back in time to stop ourselves from eating during 2017
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No.182296
>>182258
here's to hoping voting preference will swing from the two major parties
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No.182297
>>182296
Australians are too fucking stupid to be able to do that.
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No.182298
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No.182299
>>182289
She scrapes for hours at a time.
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No.182300
>>182297
I know, I'd still like to see old Dick do well, maybe Sustainable and One Nation can hold a nice combined balance of the parliament
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No.182301
>>182295
I don't even eat that much. When I do, it's complete shit though. I suspect most of the weight gain came from the bottle of red wine and the third-to-half bottle of scotch I drink every single night. That and doing nothing except sitting in front of a computer 18 hours a day.
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No.182302
>>182300
This country is going down the shitter like it rightfully deserves to at this point.
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No.182303
>>182287
That's about what I weigh. I am taller though.
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No.182304
Warehouse NEET are you planning on staying sober today?
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No.182305
>>182285
>>Any resolutions?
Gonna develop a second voice, which I'll use sometimes when muttering to myself. That way instead of people passing my room and hearing me snarling "I'll kill them, I'll kill them all!" it'll sound like two voices are talking, and people won't think I'm crazy.
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No.182306
>>182302
It's too beautiful of a country to deserve it, same way that the one of the greatest shames on this world is that the natural beauty of the African continent is plagued by the taint of the negroid
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No.182307
>>182128
That little girl shouldn't be listening to that that shit full of swears
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No.182308
I think my new years resolution is to be more of a degenerate like a wagie.
>>182305
Keep up the good work
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No.182309
>>182305
>"I'll kill them, I'll kill them all!"
Now that's what I call EDGY
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No.182310
>>182304
I'll see, at most I'll have a longneck. I might try and exercise a bit to exhaust myself. I was awake at 6:30 so hopefully I'm tired enough when i get to bed
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No.182311
>>182301
>bottle of red wine and the third-to-half bottle of scotch I drink every single night. That and doing nothing except sitting in front of a computer 18 hours a day.
m8, you're a role model to us all
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No.182312
>>182310
Good luck with it mate.
You still owe us our new year's present bulge pic.
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No.182313
>>182312
>being gay in the year of our lord, 2018
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No.182314
>>182313
No-one here is gay.
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No.182315
>>182314
It's gay as fuck to pester another man for a picture of his clothed dick and refer to it as a present
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No.182316
>>182315
He referred to it as a present you fool.
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No.182317
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No.182318
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No.182319
Got fucking cooked last night
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No.182320
My eyes have been killing me the last couple days, think all this screen time over the past decade is finally catching up with me
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No.182321
>tfw passed out drunk before midnight
what a fitting end to the year
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No.182322
>>182316
That's not what makes the request gay
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No.182324
>>182258
And do (((they))) expect any opposition to this?
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No.182325
>>182300
I'm really hoping for Sustainable Australia, that'd be the first time I'd be engaged in domestic politics in a long time.
Fuck One Nation though tbh.
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No.182326
>tfw looking after my mates puppy
He loves to lick my face
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No.182327
>>182326
I think your mate might be gay mate
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No.182328
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No.182329
Well lads 2018 is here
(1/01/2018)
2017 was pretty average and boring for me so I'm hoping 2018 is alright, 2008 was a pretty solid year if I remember correctly and 2018 has a nice ring to it.
What do you guys think will happen?
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No.182330
>>182328
that's a clean pissbottle
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No.182331
>>182329
I'll probably complain a lot
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No.182332
>>182330
It holds nourishing water m8
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No.182333
>>182325
Pauline is fairly good and as far as I know it'll probably end up with just here in the senate for them, it's just the rest of the party is compromised
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No.182334
>>182329
I'll die of Alcohol poisoning
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No.182335
>>182334
Then who will take over raping duties?
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No.182336
>>182333
Pauline is a fucking idiot imo, regardless of whether her heart is in the right place she can't debate or argue her point eloquently at all and her baggage has turned a lot of normies off for good.
I can almost guarantee if One Nation was any other party with someone who doesn't have the charisma of a snail then One Nation would get more votes than the Greens.
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No.182337
>>182335
>>182336
Her Maiden speech was well informed and well presented, if she had the right people around her then they'd be fine, on a similar note do you think Bernardi will fizzle out or actually manage to do something
Keep in mind that he'd be angling for a 6th spot heavily contested by Lib,Lab,SA-B/NXT,Greens and fuck even ON
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No.182338
>>182337
I think Bernardi will remain but he'll never be able to grow his Australian Cuckservatives movement much.
Sustainable Australia is the only future and a suitable compromise for One Nation/Australian Liberty Alliance/Liberal Democrats/Australian Conservatives as well as any Greens or Labor supporter with half a brain - Don't imagine they'd attract much support from the (((Liberals/Nationals))) though
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No.182339
>>182338
Really ON really should exist as a complimentary to them at this point syphoning votes away from people that wouldn't vote Sustain for their climate policy
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No.182340
>>182329
I don't know what will happen but my first priority is to get off the piss
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No.182341
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No.182342
Poured a few cups worth of goon down the sink
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No.182343
>>182091
Beautiful, thanks man
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No.182344
GF 2018 is underway now
364 days remain
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No.182345
>>182317
Just spent another hour or so pulling weeds in the backyard. dug up a couple of stumps too. What a strain that was.
Slowly but surely I am getting thins into shape.
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No.182346
Went to the local new years event (SArepresent)
Saw normies by the thousands, got asked for smokes by 16yr olds, walked home, went to my brothers, got really trashed and watched the fireworks from his back lawn. Then he ate a pizza and a ton of barbie meat and passed out on the table.
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No.182347
>>182346
>got asked for smokes by 16yr olds
Did you give them smokes?
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No.182348
First posts for relative timezones
First post for all Australia and NSW, ACT, Tas and Vic >>182007
First post for SA >>182075
First post for Qld >>182111
First post for NT >>182144
First post for WA >>182223
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No.182349
>>182348
Fitting that the boong state one is abot neet king being dirty
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No.182350
>>182129
That light is weird as fuck, if you swing the light in a circle it goes where the flat earthers say it goes.
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No.182351
>>182223
Goon on ya ConsensualSexNEET
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No.182352
>>182141
You must've been doing something wrong if they touched the peddle.
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No.182353
>>182142
>the amount of rape that pillow will endure
i hope your onahole gets there soon
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No.182354
>look in the mirror every morning
>face is getting fucked up by the day
maybe i'm dying
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No.182355
Wake up to find I missed BO's crudepost >>182153
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No.182356
>>182162
>>182164
FUUARK
Missed warehouse's crudepost too was it the bulge?
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No.182357
I drove to mums place and to there's fucking a bunch of p platers parked outside, my brother's friends. So I'm going to Dan's instead
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No.182358
>>182357
That's rough, stay strong anon
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No.182359
>>182357
Do your brother's friends intimidate you?
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No.182360
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No.182361
>>182349
they are all pretty fiting
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No.182362
>>182351
They are actually, good job neets
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No.182363
Huh? Did I post something bad last night
What should I buy from Mr Murphy
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No.182364
>>182185
Know your place little boy, I'm SA NEET but I know where I stand. We must submit to the WA NEETs, they guard the source of our power. The iridescent, life giving NEETjuice emits from a powerful beacon out the back of Joondalup Dan's. It is powered by rapeXP that needs to be replenished periodically by filling the dumpster out the back of Dans. With all the extra faces around the gen you'd be best to keep your wits about you and remember to give praise. They are the lifeblood and without the rape, vids and OC we'd cease to exist.
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No.182365
I might have to make the holy journey to Joondalup dans sometime this year
>>182362
oops, meant for this neet
>>182361
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No.182366
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No.182367
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No.182368
>>182363
Do they sell darts at Dan's?
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No.182369
>>182195
…and you post "almost" pizza?
>actually checks out
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No.182370
I wouldn't use the term "alive' too strongly with me. I have four open court cases, struggle with addiction, am homeless, and must keep an immensely powerful demon within me encaged at all times, much like Raven. When my mother died last year, it created an infinite void of evil and darkness within me that I tried to appease with drugs, and I have done things I never thought myself capable of, such as slicing people open with swords and winning numerous fights on the streets and in the drug game by retaliating with overwhelming force and advanced weapon combat skill. I have thoughts of vengeance and conquest in my head that I have to push down constantly. As a descendant of the Romans with the middle name of Alexander, as well as a genius intellect, tactician's mind, and combat skills vastly above what people know or expect, the desire to conquer, rule, and enforce is stronger than my desire to do drugs. My most dangerous and difficult adversary is myself, namely the void of emptiness and darkness within.
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No.182371
>>182370
You should get a nose ring.
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No.182372
>>182367
look at that chad physique
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No.182373
>>182205
>the new lego will mean a lot more
Autist DSPNEETs confirmed getting hand-eye stimuli
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No.182374
>>182370
what are those cases for
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No.182375
>>182372
A big bulge is the only true measure of a Chad. All else is dross.
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No.182376
What I should I even do. I'm bored. The cashier at Dan's was weird
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No.182377
>>182374
LARPing in public and on image boards.
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No.182378
>>182376
>The cashier at Dan's was weird
In what way?
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No.182379
>>182378
They were a functioning member of society.
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No.182380
>>182347
Maybe i did, maybe i didnt.
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No.182381
>>182242
Least they might acknowledge it as an effort their autist family member attempts to socialise. hopefully
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No.182382
>>182377
So you have hat speach cases against ya
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No.182383
>>182379
She was old
She asked me how my night was
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No.182384
>>182383
Wow, what a bitch.
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No.182385
>>182380
Pretty silly to be so coy here m8. Come on.
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No.182386
>>182244
I've applied for jobs like that, I have DWA clearance and all my police clearance forms but I dont have a fast enough typing speed (I think that's the issue - it might also be that I'm almost 30 and have no experience.)
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No.182387
>>182383
I would have punched her.
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No.182388
>>182376
What did you buy from Dan?
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No.182389
>>182385
They looked too lower class so i refused.
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No.182390
>>182258
>voiced by Kate Blanchet.
So it's not all bad.
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No.182391
>>182389
What brand were you smoking?
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No.182392
>>182391
Fucking Rothy's, cunt!
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No.182393
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No.182394
>>182391
I had port royal rollies.
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No.182395
>>182291
>doesn't meticulously go through each post in the gen with a fine tooth comb
don't pretend that you've got something better to do
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No.182396
>>182393
Typing that into google would have served you better m8.
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No.182397
>>182394
Are you a regular smoker?
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No.182398
>>182395
I must admit i do read these threads a lot in depth. Its something else.
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No.182399
>>182297
We did it in 07 (i think) and propped the greens up to new heights..
great move
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No.182400
>>182397
Yes.
Trying to quit, like most people.
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No.182401
>>182400
How many do you smoke a day?
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No.182402
>>182300
>>182325
All NEETs should give support to the Dick that loves us back.
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No.182403
>>182310
Terrible way to start the year, thinking about how much piss you'll have already.
Go buy some quinoa and make a recipe with it so we can see if it's any good.
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No.182404
>>182314
There's at least one confirmed homo and a bunch of curious NEETs here.
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No.182405
>>182401
Between 1 and 10 depending if i drink or not.
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No.182406
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No.182407
Why do people smoke so much more when they drink?
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No.182408
>>182406
>6
Will that be enough?
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No.182409
>>182407
I'm almost positive they've engineered it that way somehow.
Or poison loves other poison.
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No.182410
>>182345
I was all eager to go prune the roses and clean my backyard. (My old back screen door is still sitting against the wall from when ever it was that i put the new one on) but I decided to get up to date with the gen and now I dont feel like doing anything, I think I should do shit around the house before I go on the gen in 2018. It really makes me lose all motivation and I stay on it til midnight everyday.
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No.182411
>>182260
Why would centrelink track you and why would they care?
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No.182412
>>182410
The Gen has become a negative influence now that degeneracy is running rampant. Even disgusting pedo pics posted last night went mostly uncommented upon.
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No.182413
>>182411
If they suspect you of defrauding them they might track you.
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No.182414
Fuck it, I'm up to date with the gen now. I'm going to go do some tidy up shit and try and do the gardening. It's a new year - a new hope. See you in 10mins
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No.182415
>>182411
Because they can cut your payment if you move from one area to a high unemployment area without reasonable justification (family, financial hardship)
>>182412
Hide it and report it.
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No.182416
Gonna have a wank and then barbecue some of Jamie's mexican style burgers.
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No.182417
>>182415
Government sees loss of payment of bux as a savings for the budget even though the administration costs would be higher investigating the matter for the wagie
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No.182418
>>182407
Self control is harder when you're smashed
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No.182419
>>182412
Not commenting on them was a good thing.
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No.182420
>>182416
Go buy some quinoa mr 7k in the bank, do it for us
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No.182421
>>182416
>he buys that downie Jamie's food
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No.182422
>>182419
Why? If people say nothing then it will seem that they are tolerated.
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No.182423
>>182421
>>182416
I tried Jamie's meatloaf and it was so salty and awful. I don't buy anything from his range any more.
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No.182424
>>182423
Just cook your own fucking food, it's simple. Chicken breast, seasoning, cook the cunt, steam up some veges and fucking bang. You're all sorted.
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No.182425
>>182423
you're meant to add jamie's olive oil on top of it
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No.182426
>>182424
Calm yourself down.
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No.182427
>>182420
can't barbecue quinoa
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No.182428
>>182422
Comment on it but don't reference the post. The last thing we need here is the child shit so ACC can do an investigation on underground NEET pedo community
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No.182429
>>182412
NEETgen has become decadent, it's only going to get worse from here out.
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No.182430
>>182425
Oh shit. I just used Pajeet's special sauce.
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No.182431
>>182429
This excites me slightly.
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No.182432
Fucking normies bought all the 128gb SD cards
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No.182433
What happened to Vietnam trip NEET?
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No.182434
>>182433
Fell into a VC pungee pit
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No.182435
>>182434
And he was only 19.
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No.182436
>>182433
they brought up his history shitposting on /leftypol/ and reeducated him
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No.182437
I'm too anxious to see what dumb shit I posted in the gen last night
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No.182438
>>182437
You posted pics of women having sex with dogs.
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No.182439
What was in that post that got deleted NEETs?
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No.182440
>>182412
we're becoming crustaceans in a water holder
>>182439
bestiality
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No.182441
Fucking Bunnings has sold out of heatbeads completely.
How am I going to grill my meat this week now?
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No.182442
>>182441
Did you get a snag at least?
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No.182443
>>182441
Just travel to the nearest bushfire
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No.182444
When I was a kid a snag was a "sensitive new age guy". You don't hear that much any more.
I guess a SNAG was just a type of soyboy.
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No.182445
>>182441
They didn't have any alternatives from other brands? Or just charcoal (which is better than heat beads anyway.)
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No.182446
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No.182447
Did my first AGB of the year, and here's to many more
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No.182448
>>182442
Nope. Gonna try the no carb thing for a bit. Wasn't going to ask for just a snag on a piece of paper towel.
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No.182449
>>182447
You will end up dying on the toilet like Elvis.
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No.182450
I've had 3 wanks this year.
Am I winning? Maybe I should record how many I have
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No.182451
>>182448
They'd have called you a poof. But you could have just got one with bread and only used the bread to hold the sausage but not actually eat any of the bread.
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No.182452
>>182445
They only had one brand of "premium" lumpwood left, and I wasn't paying $27 a box for it.
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No.182453
>>182452
You can buy heatbeads from the supermarket.
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No.182454
We need more pics from balconyNEET
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No.182455
what the fuck is a heatbead
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No.182456
>>182454
Yeah he has a really comfy set-up. Relaxes me just to see it.
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No.182457
>>182453
Aren't too many of those open in crappy 'ol Adelaide today…
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No.182458
>>182457
>crappy 'ol Adelaide
there is no need for that sort of disparaging remark.
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No.182459
>>182457
Just get stabbed or whatever you lot do then.
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No.182460
I am going to start a spreadsheet and record my alcohol consumption from this day on
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No.182461
>>182460
Could be a big spready. Got enough RAM?
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No.182462
>>182460
Will you have enough memory to open such a big file?
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No.182463
>>182460
I seriously am unable to stomach alcohol. 1-2 drinks and I can't handle the taste or feeling of it anymore. Weed on the other hand, I can smoke a Q in a day. Weird.
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No.182464
>>182463
Same with me and alcohol. If I got the same sort of effect from it that the other NEETs do I would be an alco for sure.
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No.182465
>>182450
i already had 2 wanks by 3am. i will retain my position as wankpro, no one can stop me
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No.182466
>>182422
Attention is the point of doing it, any attention.
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No.182467
>>182258
why didn't you listen?
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No.182468
>>182427
Ahh, but that's where you're wrong. You could make a nice quinoa base to compliment that bbq'd meat.
Quinoa goes with everything.
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No.182469
>>182468
This meme should have been left behind in the previous year. It is no good.
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No.182470
>>182433
Last we heard he was going with his friend to a brothel.
The possibilities are endless.
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No.182471
>>182444
When were you a kid because that's the first I've ever heard that. I think we used to just call them faggots.
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No.182472
>>182448
Sausages are filled with breadcrumbs so they have carbs.
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No.182473
>>182455
I think it's charcoal.
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No.182474
>>182457
>crappy 'ol Adelaide
You're welcome to leave.
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No.182475
I'm bored. If I wasn't making an attempt to stop being a pisshead, I'd be on the piss.
What do normal people even do with their time? The only thing I can think of is to play video games but I can't be fucked updating windows when I boot into it. I'm slowly organising all the files on my exHDD but fuck me its boring.
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No.182476
How is gf2018 going, neets?
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No.182477
>>182463
That's sort of how I "quit" drinking, I just replaced it with smoking fuckloads of pot and then stopped smoking dope because it didn't help the old noggin.
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No.182478
>>182464
The way the say it cures their anxiety sounds fucking awesome. I used to just get bored and depressed.
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No.182479
>>182475
>updating wongblows
you do know its no different from downloading malware at this point right?
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No.182480
Hmm maybe I should delete my porn folder. Its only at 150gb after I tried and failed at self-improvement a while ago and deleted the 1.2TB I had.
I should at least encrypt it
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No.182481
>>182479
I really only use it for gaming
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No.182482
>>182469
We need a healthy, feelgood meme and I'm new to healthy and feelgood. In fact I haven't got there yet.
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No.182483
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No.182484
>>182483
racism is so 2017
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No.182485
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No.182486
>>182480
This is a new NEET era. You know what you have to do.
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No.182487
Fuarkin hell lads, if I had me shit together I'd be sitting court-side right now perving on this fine-arse Romanian for the cost of only 2 goon-bags
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No.182488
>>182487
>see a green dot
>zoom in to see a pepe
Nicely done
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No.182489
>>182488
It's the subtle things in life that are most enjoyable
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No.182490
>>182486
But then I'd miss it when its gone. All those HD videos of Mia will be lost.
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No.182491
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No.182492
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No.182493
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No.182494
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No.182495
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No.182496
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No.182497
How degenerate you must be to find worth in a sandnigger whore.
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No.182498
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No.182499
>>182498
Holo is my 2D waifu.
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No.182500
>>182497
Degenerates in the NEETgen! Never!!
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No.182501
>>182496
white women scare me
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No.182502
>>182500
The alcoholism is understandable, the fact that someone here has gone to the time of saving pictures and videos of an arab whore isn't.
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No.182503
>>182499
She was mine last night. She said that because it was a party night you'd understand. She also said she was going to wash herself before she left so she was probably lying about that too. Did you kiss her good morning?
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No.182504
>>182499
that's a normie tier waifu mate
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No.182505
>>182502
Different strokes cuz.
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No.182506
>>182504
And I'm meant to care?
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No.182507
>tfw had some left over pizza in the fridge which I ate yesterday
>ask my friend where he got it, was going to buy another
>tfw fighting with myself whether I should buy a pizza and as my first meal for 2018 and remain fat as fuck or begin to eat healthy again
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No.182508
My balls hurt after my 3rd wank of the year. Maybe varg is right
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No.182509
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No.182510
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No.182511
>>182508
Does Varg advocate no masturbation or just no looking at porn? the two aren't the same thing. You can still wank yourself silly without ever looking at porn.
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No.182512
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No.182513
>>182511
Just porn I'd say.
I could but I wouldn't, porn just makes it so much easier .
I'll have a wank if I'm bored and its been long enough since the last wank. I guess I go through phases of how much I wank though.
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No.182514
>>182490
Are there any good cumshot-comps with her on Pornhub? Cumshot-comps are probably my main fetish after photographing random women in grocery aisles
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No.182515
>tfw receding hairline at 27
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No.182516
>>182514
There are but theres too many black dicks involved for my taste
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No.182517
>>182513
Yeah porn makes it easier to wank for no reason just because you are bored.
I still enjoy a good wank lying on my bed with no porn though. Love to look down my chest and see my big dick sticking straight up.
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No.182518
>>182515
You are fat and Chinese too.
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No.182519
>>182516
The contrast of skin tones just makes it so much hotter.
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No.182520
>>182516
nothing worse than when you're almost there and a nigger dick pops onto your screen, I usually stop fapping while waiting for the scene to end or skip it altogether
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No.182521
>>182518
Where did you get Chinese from?
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No.182522
>>182520
Same, sometimes I wish I wanked left handed so I could have my mousehand free
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No.182523
>>182521
The local takeaway.
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No.182524
>>182520
The real redpill is stopping fapping to anything with dicks in it at all.
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No.182525
>>182522
You can try using your left hand to move the mouse.
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No.182526
Haha,I knew the local gook food place would open
Thanks for the suggestion fatneets
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No.182527
>>182526
What have you ordered?
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No.182528
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No.182529
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No.182530
>>182528
oy vey what a bigoted nasi
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No.182531
>>182526
They really don't understand local customs. bless 'em
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No.182532
>>182529
Yeah, it's 8 bucks and I already got maccas today
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No.182533
>>182532
You going to replace the booze and darts with food and become a fat NEET?
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No.182534
>>182533
Nah, I was doing alright at cutting the junk food out but then got back on the piss and these recent benders mean I often run out of food or just can't be fucked cooking. I'll be back on the health train soon enough
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No.182535
>>182534
>I'll be back on the health train soon enough
Of course you will mate.
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No.182536
Not Being A Fat Piece Of Shit 2018 is not off to a good start
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No.182537
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No.182538
>>182536
In what way have you sinned?
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No.182539
>>182536
tell me about it
Drinking last night ruined today. I'm hungover and felt like shit so I went to maccas then got a 2L coke and Ive been sipping on it all day.
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No.182540
>>182538
I had some tendies and chippies for lunch
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No.182541
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No.182542
>>182536
How one NEETwent from being a fatty to skinny. The secret! Skipping breakfast or lunch.
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No.182543
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No.182544
>>182540
Doesn't sound too bad.
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No.182545
>>182539
>2L coke and Ive been sipping on it all day
How is that supposed to make you feel any better?
I'm on half-goon half-water to get me through today
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No.182546
>>182541
Neither can I. but unlike some NEETs I never embarrass myself by trying to pretend I can and giving optimistic assessments of the future.
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No.182547
Think I'll have a little nibble at the leftover kfc from last night.
>not making a resolution means i cant fail
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No.182548
>2018
2018
does this feel surreal to anyone, I feel like we're still in 2016
2018
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No.182549
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No.182550
>>182537
amazing
do boongs actually sit around in public like that?
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No.182551
>>182542
I managed to become massive during my teen years despite doing that. I'd get home from school and just eat everything
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No.182552
>>182548
>tfw 2008 was ten years ago
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No.182553
>>182548
People born in 2000 can now do porn
how about that
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No.182554
>>182550
NK gave them the dregs from his goonbag once, now they wont leave.
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No.182555
>>182539
Have some goon m8, that'll help you relax
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No.182556
>>182548
But 2016 was fun, 2018 will probably be just as boring as last year.
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No.182557
>>182553
Let's make it a competition then. Free box of home brand tendies to the first neet who links (legal) porn of someone born in 2000.
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No.182558
How does kfc heat their potato and gravy? when you put the container in the microwave it melts
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No.182559
>>182558
I cant believe people eat that shit
let alone microwave fast food (except pizza)
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No.182560
>>182558
Their gravy's shit anyway, you don't want it. It's a shame that a franchise which makes so many other things excessively tasty does so badly with gravy.
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No.182561
KFC is fucking shit
That sanders cunt is worse than Dan
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No.182562
>>182561
this is a smart neet
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No.182563
Remind me to put the bins out tonight please. 9PM Eastern Daylight Savings time please.
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No.182564
>>182559
It's finger lickin' good
>>182560
wicked wings are 10x better when dipped in mash and gravy
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No.182565
>>182563
Just do it now you lazy cunt
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No.182566
>>182565
dont ruin the fun
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No.182567
>>182565
Only a bad neighbour puts their bins out early. They are an eye sore.
Also I like to creep out in the twilight so I will not be seen.
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No.182568
>>182567
Me too. But there is no one in their warehouses today so I'm gonna go for a nice stroll in the sun with a big smug pepe smirk on my face
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No.182569
After cleaning the backyard a bit I went to prune the roses but couldn't find the secateurs so I decided to clean out the drawer and cupboard in the lounge. Found a whole three pack of nicabates, I didnt have to go out and face the world with my crook gut the other day.
If only i was organised.
Now everything is all over the ground and semi organised and i'm full of kfc i'm too lazy to clean it up. I'll probably just chuck it all back in the drawer and hide it.
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No.182570
>>182568
Good on you m8. I walk in the sunshine should be great for your mood.
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No.182571
The rubbish truck man was 7 hours late today, fucking wagies
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No.182572
>>182568
Stay away from the gook. You dont need temptations. It's a new year.
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No.182573
>>182569
Can you buy just one pack of the mints?
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No.182574
>>182560
Red Rooster's gravy is good
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No.182575
>>182573
Yeah, it's $11 i think. I normally get them from priceline sometimes they have them on special - 3 pack for $23
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No.182576
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No.182577
>>182575
Awesome, gonna go pick up a pack.
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No.182578
>>182577
When I said we need a feelgood meme, I didn't think it'd be quit-smoking shit. If it helps you, good shit but get off them at some point if you can. I'm not even trying to quit smoking anymore, I'm just addicted to nicabate.
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No.182579
>>182578
How hard have you tried to kick the nicabate? Have you tapered down your dose?
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No.182580
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No.182581
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No.182582
>>182367
That boong drink m8
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No.182583
>>182579
Not that hard, I just feel like one in the morning then keep taking them through the day when i feel like one. Basically like i didwhen i smoked but not it's a mint.
My uncle stopped smoking, went n the spray nicotine for about a week or two then stopped everything although he had cancer so that probably helped his determination to quit, I think it must be most beneficial in the first couple of weeks when the cravings are hardest but i cant remember that long ago. There are some that are 1.5mg per mint which is less than half the ones i have but i've never tried. I dont really want to quit them.
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No.182584
>>182583
Are they bad for your health? You are getting a very strong dose of nicotine.
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No.182585
>>182537
Just how I remember it
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No.182586
>>182583
How old were you when you started smoking?
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No.182587
>>182584
Never you fucking mind. I'm fine mate.
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No.182588
>>182586
17, within a month I had powered up to smoking white ox without a filter. I couldn't roll so a mates mum gave me a rolling machine thing and I didn't get how to use it. I used to stuff it with tobacco and make them as thick as my finger.
Go hard cunt
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No.182589
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No.182590
>>182589
My mate told me they tasted like ash, I think they taste like a refreshing cool mint.
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No.182591
>>182522
I'm right handed but wank with my left hand
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No.182592
What happens at 60 and 40?
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No.182593
Happy New Year, NEETS! Me and my mates spent the night drinking gin and tonics and hanging out with an American girl I met off Tinder. Then I went back to her place for some fooling around and had a root in the morning for an hour straight. Didn't cum though, so nofap and nocum are still technically on? Let me know what you think.
Also, dunno if my mate posted but the place he wanted to get a blowjob was closed so he went for a Thai massage and wasn't allowed to take pics.
Pic is of a whiskey we had last night, it had bees in it. I want Dan to start stocking this.
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No.182594
>>182590
How quickly is it meant to happen? The little booklet in the pack says it will not give you a "hit"
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No.182595
>>182593
Well done getting that root m8. was she good looking?
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No.182596
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No.182597
>>182593
You should've taken pics of the tinderslut
>>182594
Nah there is no hit, it just slowly makes the craving subside. It's a pretty shit drug.
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No.182598
>>182593
Did you wear a condom?
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No.182599
>>182593
How did you go back to her place? Whenever I met girls travelling, and same goes for here at home, I have no idea how to insinuate that we should go somewhere and fuck
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No.182600
>>182595
Yeah she was actually pretty good looking and great to chat with. Really enjoyed the root too, but we were both too tired/drunk to actually finish.
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No.182601
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No.182602
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No.182603
>>182592
I havent been below 80 since I was like 12
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No.182604
>>182603
It is subjective so maybe your 80 is actually your 50.
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No.182605
>>182602
Australia has a "based black man"
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No.182606
>>182597
My phone died, sorry.
>>182598
Yeah, I offered to go raw and do pull-out when I was drunk, but she was pretty adamant about using protection. Which was good of her.
>>182599
I dunno, we had good chemistry and had a New Year's kiss, then my mates wandered off and we took off in the opposite direction.
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No.182608
>>182606
Why did she choose you over your mates? Are you good-looking?
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No.182609
>>182602
It was already confirmed for all of us
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No.182610
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No.182611
>>182602
That whole article is awesome, Yoa is a good cunt.
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No.182612
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No.182613
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No.182614
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No.182615
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No.182616
>>182609
Indeed we have, but the SJW need to confront the problem that someone from the community identified a problem within the community, which is not a white police man describing the problem.
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No.182617
>>182608
Because we'd matched on Tinder and clicked. I was looking pretty good last night though.
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No.182618
>tfw sobering up
I'll be back on the goon-tit later tonight, see you all drunkenly then
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No.182619
>>182617
Are you horny for more pussy now?
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No.182620
>>182602
turnkike's spiel makes me sick
>He said Victoria Police is a much bigger organisation, but it is lacking the “political leadership” to tackle the gang problem.
what was he doing?
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No.182621
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>182618
You only like us when you're drunk?
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No.182622
>>182619
I'm feeling pretty good right now. We'll see how I go, I'm seven days into no nut, so I'm not feeling the urge just yet.
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No.182623
>>182622
Wait so you didn't even have a fap after? Your dick and balls smelled of pussy, you hadn't cum from the root, and you didn't even have a wank to the memory later?
I do not understand this.
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No.182624
>>182593
I'm sorry but I have to clarify
Was she white
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No.182625
Is tinder worth it?
I had my heart broken and i just dont have a wide social circle anymore.
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No.182626
>>182622
> I'm seven days into no nut,
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No.182627
>>182622
Have you been smoking cheap cigarettes over there?
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No.182628
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No.182629
>>182626
>tfw didn't even last an hour of no pee january
>>182628
>tfw celebrating 10 years since I last had a friend this year
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No.182630
>tfw /aus/ is your social circle
<Loyal
<Dependable*
<Available 24/7
>Offers good advice
*in tracking you down
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No.182631
>>182622
Get lost and take your filth away from here.
>>182625
There's no worthwhile women(people) on tinder. Best to find an area or hobby to lead you into that.
>>182548
I don't believe in years, only cycles of life and civilization. Also if you're wanting to improve just do it ASAP, already sorted out my bookmarks and cleaned my room. Moving on to other things.
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No.182632
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>182631
> take your filth away from here.
did you read his posts?
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No.182633
>>182625
It's a hookup app which lets people pick people to sass (know, be aware of, meet, have sex with).
That is to say, it's a medium by which people can pick other people to hang out with based on their looks in the hope that the feeling is mutual. This is comparable to picking out all the people you find attractive in a reasonably large crowd, removing those with medium-high standards and hope and those not in need of quick sex and then hoping that those left are reasonably well adjusted and don't carry too much baggage. In short, optimistic and futile. The likelihood that one of the people that you would find would then be interested in a relationship and love is another level of improbable again.
What quality of people do you truthfully hope to find using such methods?
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No.182634
>>182620
being a bureaucratic snob as usual
>>182629
>my first piss of 2018 was in my pants
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No.182635
>>182623
Nah, I had to get back to my mates so I haven't had the chance and wouldn't take it anyway. Did take a shower with her afterwards and had fun hotfogging her ass while we washed each other
>>182624
Yeah, American with German-Italian heritage.
>>182626
No Poo 2019
>>182627
Nah, smoking doesn't interest me. My mate has, genuine Dunhills and Marlies. The cheap, local stuff is apparently exactly as you'd expect, shit.
>>182630
I genuinely love and appreciate all of you. You're good cunts.
NO NUT 2018
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No.182636
>>182630
Warehouse stop posting pics that make it easy to track you down and I'll stop
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No.182637
>>182621
I only like myself when drunk
>>182617
I hate you though I must congratulate you on the root, when do you come back?
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No.182638
>>182635
Bretty good then, I guess you salamid her schnitzel then
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No.182639
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>182633
Only the pure at heart, truly beautiful people looking for substantial, honest relationships and deep connections.
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No.182640
>>182635
Has your mate fucked anyone yet?
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No.182641
>>182631
I'm here for another week or so. We'll be leaving Saigon tomorrow and heading north. Cheers. I was actually more happy to meet a genuinely chatty girl who got into our bullshitting for the night. The root was a bonus.
What's happening in Australia anyway? Was there any trouble over NYE? I won't be surprised if Melbourne copped some gang shit again.
>>182638
Noice.
>>182640
Nah, just the blowjob.
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No.182642
>>182641
Keep us updated on your adventures please mate. As many pics as possible.
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No.182643
The shovel woman is screaming at her kids again. I'm starting to think she is mentally unwell.
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No.182644
>>182643
She needs a good raping.
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No.182645
>>182644
and bring more children for her to yell at into the world?
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No.182646
>>182645
All my rapes are anal.
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No.182647
>>182646
You learnt from the mistakes of your father.
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No.182648
>>182642
Will do. We're not doing much today, but tomorrow I'll be doing an air BnB experience so I'll have some stuff to share. Can't remember if I saved or shared the sea snail dinner we had the other night.
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No.182649
>>182648
Food is nice, but I won't deny I prefer to hear about smutty stuff. I have never been overseas and am sort of living vicariously through you.
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No.182650
im destroying mums toilet with that Peri Peri maccas wrap
The nicobate lozenge must work ok
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No.182651
>>182650
Nicotine has a laxative effect on the body.
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No.182652
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No.182653
>>182649
I'll report any debauchery we find ourselves in then, anon.
Gonna have a lie down and read some Scott Adams. Catch ya, cunts.
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No.182654
>>182652
I thought you were having clean feet 2018?
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No.182655
>>182653
See ya mate.
have a wank
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No.182656
>>182651
That explains my undies.
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No.182657
>>182656
Poor wiping and washing practices is probably more likely.
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No.182658
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No.182660
>>182657
touching male ass is too gay for me mate
>>182658
that's not a current year meme
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No.182661
>>182655
Sea snail seafood pics. Apparently these only really became a thing during the Vietnam War when people were starving and would eat anything. Now they're a delicacy.
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No.182662
>>182657
Yeah nah, If nicotine is a laxative without the mints I'd only shit once a week.
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No.182663
>>182660
it's only 18 hours old m8
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No.182664
>>182661
>Scallops
Exceptional taste.
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No.182665
Storming again, and there was a slight 'dip' in the power a moment ago. If the power goes out I'll have to rely on my imagination which I don't think has been used for a few years at least.
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No.182666
>>182665
The power's been out for the past 3 hours, you've been looking at a blank screen and your pineal gland is only just getting warmed up.
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No.182667
>>182661
Look pretty good.
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No.182668
>>182654
thats pretty clean by my standards
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No.182669
just had my first wank of the year
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No.182670
>>182668
you're the blackest neet in the thread
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No.182671
>>182670
Well, I am like 1/8th italian or something
might explain my hairy legs
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No.182672
>>182671
but i'm no part italian and have hairy legs
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No.182673
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No.182674
>>182672
as hairy as mine?
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No.182675
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No.182676
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No.182677
Fuck.
Just found out my mum's mum (who I lived with after I ran way from mum) has stage 4 cancer.
I need to get back in contact with that lot now.
fuck
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No.182678
I'm starting to think my NEET Hairy Legs folder is about to get more images.
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No.182679
>>182677
Sorry to hear that mate.
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No.182680
>>182678
You'll never see mine, probablyhomosexualneet
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No.182681
>>182680
are you a child rapist
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No.182682
>>182678
show us a screenshot of your folder, i dare you
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No.182683
>>182680
top kek I can assure you I have much better things to jerk it to than your hairy legs m8.
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No.182684
>>182682
There actually isn't one right now. It is just a meme. I haven't sorted all my pics in ages.
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No.182685
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No.182686
these nicorette things wont go well with drinking beer.
im just gonna start my 6pack of gooktaos soon, i hope they last. maybe i should go and get more? it is new years day after all huh :^)
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No.182687
>>182686
Yeah probably should grab a few more. And just a few darts to go with them as well. You can stop tomorrow. One more day won't hurt.
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No.182688
>>182687
You're a bad man.
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No.182689
>>182688
>You're a bad man.
>tfw when you're a bad Dan
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No.182690
Yeah fuck it, i'll just get a longneck to top it off. One vice at a time right neets?
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No.182691
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No.182692
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No.182693
>>182691
have a wank instead
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No.182694
>>182681
I do kind of look like one, but I don't like children
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No.182695
I honestly don't get how people get fat
Do you fatso have runny poos all the time like me
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No.182696
>>182694
Same though I was a child raped, and am not a child rapist
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No.182697
hahah
fucking iga was shut so i had to go to my second gook lady
it was just the gookfood place and the gook bottleo open in that little strip of shops
im never going to that iga again, fucking lazy cunts. maybe i am too harsh on gooks
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No.182698
>>182696
i got fat when i went on antidepressants, i am not fat anymore since discontinuing them
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No.182699
>>182691
Why does someone like Varg think Democracy could work
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No.182700
>>182696
That sucks neeto, hopefully this is the year pedos are shown the rope
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No.182701
>>182697
>second gook lady
Got a whole harem going on mate
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No.182702
>>182697
you can never be too harsh on gook
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No.182703
>>182699
He doesn't. He say's not to believe in a political solution.
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No.182704
>>182700
Well it's the only thing Darren "Pedo-Lynch" Hinch is good for
Also daily reminder that saying there is a link between homosexuallity and child rape is illegal
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No.182705
>>182704
>Also daily reminder that saying there is a link between homosexuallity and child rape is illegal
really
is this a new thing
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No.182706
feels like the only good thing I've got in life is an open manual driver's licence and a car in relatively good condition. I don't even wanna know how I'd feel if I had neither of those. You car-bros feel me?
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No.182707
>>182706
Yep. I was a lazy cunt who didn't get my P's still I was 21. Then when I got done driving pissed I lost it for a year. It's a tough life without a license and honestly I think it would contribute greatly to a neets depression a lot
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No.182708
>>182707
24 and still haven't been bothered getting one.
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No.182709
>>182707
Yeah I'm only on my Ls and some days I get the urge to go out and do something but I can't because I can't drive so I just sit around depressed all day.
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No.182710
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No.182711
>>182705
yeah it was quickly pushed through a couple weeks into the fag marriage campaign because Atipodean put up posters with anrgument that wasn't "Muh Bible"
Oh and get this, their justification for it was, and I fucking quote "To protect the children from hate"
What's worse is no fucking backlash either
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No.182712
>>182711
That is fucked. Do you have an article on it
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No.182713
>>182706
Same I'm a P2er with a manual and just skirting off of having a suspended licence
I got pulled over today and I'm so fucking releaved that I had no alco in my system because you never know the day after a binge, I mean the cops would tell me if I was over right
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No.182714
>>182713
Yes, did they say anything?
I'm pretty sure they'd take you back to the copshop for a proper breath test. The "field" ones aren't used as evidence in court, but maybe its different because P platers have to 00
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No.182715
>>182713
pretty sure they can't let you drive off if they see you're over the limit
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No.182716
>>182713
Fuckin oath they would, while they're handcuffing you
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No.182717
Got two Mrs macs microwave pies, also stop posting in the thread when I'm not here it take forever to catch up
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No.182718
>>182717
Do you have a seppo'd penis too? I didn't think any australians used lube
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No.182719
RapeNEET explain your accent
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No.182720
>>182717
get my vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape
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No.182721
>>182718
Nah that's apart of the rooms vibe, keeps people out
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No.182722
>>182717
Looks greasy and good.
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No.182723
>>182717
That's a big boy meal. Thanks for the new YouTube content.
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No.182724
>>182723
Yeah I enjoyed his new content too. Reminded me that he is an actual person not just the meme he turned himself into on here.
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No.182725
>>182721
Is that how you stopped the neets borrowing your goon
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No.182726
>>182722
>>182719
No
>>182723
I'll be executive sized in no time
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No.182727
>>182724
he's not a real person, he's an asio plant
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No.182728
>>182715
>>182716
even though I'm on my ps and would be between 00 and 05
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No.182729
I have my licence but no confidence to drive. Anxiety goes through the roof any time there is a car behind me.
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No.182730
I love the smell of stale cum that's been around my dick all day.
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No.182731
>>182728
You have a special limit from what I remember from that RBT show. It is a unique category of drink driving because of your license conditions if you are in NSW and under the limit but alcohol is detected
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No.182732
>>182719
It's a NEETaccent, it's what happens when you're a NEET for a long time.
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No.182733
>>182732
So why has it remained into wagiedom
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No.182734
>>182725
There's a rape trap in the goon cave now but a bottle of vaseline is a warning to other neets that see it
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No.182735
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No.182736
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No.182737
>>182735
cuz ur a gay cunt
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No.182738
>>182734
have you ever fell into your own rape trap?
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No.182739
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No.182740
>>182733
It takes time for an accent to change.
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No.182741
>>182712
couldn't find a direct source but about halfway in this CNN article they reference it, around when they reference Antipodean
Seems like it was a bill only around the fag marriage but even so it was something that vilified and further ostracised male rape victims
I mean this year had 2 major happenings that really tormented me with my past, the other being Weinstein
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No.182742
>>182733
He is permanently damaged.
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No.182743
Dunno why but I've been laughing hysterically at this thread all day
At mums house I was even laughing to myself about it, she probably thought I was high
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No.182744
>>182743
tell her about the thread, she can help a few of us with gf2018
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No.182745
>>182731
but would I get told
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No.182746
>>182743
You might be having a manic episode.
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No.182747
>>182738
Only when I feel like it
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No.182748
>>182735
Maybe I could be your gf.
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No.182749
>>182743
stopping laughing at us
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No.182750
>>182748
two thousand and gayteen
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No.182751
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No.182752
>>182710
>july 2005
Besides that's an entirely different form of democracy, you're forgetting that in several democracies they would have supported radical ideas like slavery and physical punishment for thieves.
I've got a special surprise for you NEETs about late January. Be sure not to off yourself or do anything drastic until then.
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No.182753
>>182751
Were all Asian here
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No.182754
>>182746
I thought about but I am just in a good mood today
Hello Mr. Will
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No.182755
>>182751
Because we're on track to become an Asian country with a population of 100million+
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No.182756
>>182755
Not if Big Dick has anything to say
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No.182757
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No.182758
>>182751
>>182751
The only other option is to have an entire "Oceania" section that only ever has news from australia and occasionally new zealand.
Australia barely ever has something actually noteworthy happen, so it's not worth it
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No.182759
>>182755
That's a lot of poojeeta ass to fuck
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No.182760
>>182759
We should limit the poojeeta intake to as many as i can fit in the warehouse
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No.182761
>>182758
I'd say per Capita Australia is right now the 2nd most important country on the planet, 3rd only to NK and Israel, and that's only because of Kimmie anyways, and we're usually only 2nd to Israel anyways, and could be one of the scariest nations to face if we fucking so chose due to our massed amounts of Uranium and terrain difficulty to invade
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No.182762
>>182759
It's a tough task but if we all work together we'll make it through
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No.182763
Should I change my sheets this year or next year
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No.182764
I went to bali for my first ever holiday last year, best thing i have ever done in my life.
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No.182765
>>182764
what even is good about bali
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No.182766
>>182760
It will be the poo house by then
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No.182767
>>182763
you need to prioritize the pillow
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No.182768
>>182763
why did you tidy your floor mate
>>182764
I'm not sure what the appeal there would be. I'd rather spend that money going innabush and seeing some nice aussie sights
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No.182769
>>182765
it's good for going blind from methanol poisoning and claiming the dsp
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No.182770
>>182769
>>182769
couldn't I just stay at home and go to Dans
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No.182771
>>182770
There aren't drunk legal aged teen girls at dans
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No.182772
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No.182773
>>182771
And why would I want them
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No.182774
>>182720
Whatch you think dog?
>>182752
>loosens noose
It better be good
>>182771
They were never girls m8
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No.182775
>>182765
dirt cheap darts, beautiful natrure sights, the weather is leagues above SA, Dirt cheap alcohol, drink and smoke nearly anywhere you want, bribe cops for fun, ride a moped at 80km/ph through a 1 lane road inside a rain forest,
I could go on for a long time. Anyone who can addoes it should go.
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No.182776
I wish cheesecake was still alive.
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No.182777
>>182775
Did you fuck anyone over there?
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No.182778
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No.182779
I'm >>182653's mate who went for the bj in nam. I got what I was after, but I also got my shit all fucked up. Prices are converted from VND to AUD.
Fuckin, so, I go to this joint that's been meantioned on heaps of sex travel blogs for what's apparently gonna be one of the sickest blows I've had, and it costs about $25, so I'm amped. I've been thinking about those lips for like 3 days. I get there at 9 in the morning so it'll be quiet and the girls will be fresh.
It's not open yet, and of course it isn't dickhead, they're called women of the night for a bloody reason.
I got there by catching a motorbike uber so I grab another one back to the city centre, and I'm pretty fucked off, I've got mental blue balls, so after getting a bev with the boys and being shitty the whole time I decide I need to fuck off and chill out. I don't want to go to another place for the suck because I know this joints good, and I know the price is good, so I figure I'll just go back around 6 o'clock.
1/3
pic: Ho Chi Minh (Saigon) skyline from a bridge over the Saigon River
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No.182780
>>182776
Cheese is probably just hiding, right?
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No.182781
>>182777
trips of bringing up the worst part.
Went with my ex because she said she didnt want the relationship after we'd planned the thing.
Said she didn't want to feel like she was married.
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No.182782
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No.182783
>>182779
Looking forward to this.
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No.182784
>>182781
that translates to "i wanna fuck other men"
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No.182785
>>182781
So you got cucked by hutut
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No.182786
>>182779
sounds like we've finally replaced gookneet
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No.182787
>>182780
he's having a wank
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No.182788
>>182784
Well, i took her V plates and converted her from a lesbian, so i guess its not too bad in the end.
>>182785
Yeah, but I'm going to go back later this eyar on my own.
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No.182789
>>182779
did she show you her cock
>>182788
Never put your dick in crazy mate
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No.182790
To wind myself down I'm just having a wander, and I see a massage joint offering 60 minute Thai massage, again for about $25. I've been complaining all December that I need a proper massage because my neck's cooked from work, and I fucking adore the Vigorous Thai massage parlour in Melbourne, so I figure this'll sort me out. Im genuinely just in the mood for a good fucking therapeutic massage, right? I go in, say g'day, and get taken upstairs to what looks like a pretty legit massage room. I'm asked to pay upfront, and I do, then I get my kit off and my girl comes into the room. She's the 4th girl I've interacted with at this point for some fucking reason, but that's fine, I'm ready to lie down and get these knots out.
The fucking tartan miniskirt should've been the first giveaway. Dickhead.
She starts doing the whole thing, rubbing up the muscles, standing on my back, all that, but I notice she's not actually isolating any knots and forcing them out. If you don't know, a massage is meant to hurt, they get into the tender muscles and rub the cunt out of them until the fibres all detangle or release tension or some shit, and it feels amazing. She's doing none of that, just some surface level basic backrub bullshit, but being a fucking dickhead, I'm thinking y'know, maybe this is a different kind of Thai massage, maybe it's a weird technique that I'll feel the benefit from later right? She pays no attention to my fucked neck, then spend like 20 minutes rubbing my legs and lightly brushing my dick on every couple of passes, so that's when I'm like, okay, maybe this isn't what I thought it was. She was being an unprofessional tart as it is, rubbing my leg with one hand while she changes fucking songs on YouTube, and skipping shit halfway through and shit. But in the back of my mind I'm still like oh, you know, maybe the dick thing is some kind of tourist thing they do to liven it up, or maybe it's just a side effect of trying to make sure she gets all the muscles or something. Right? Fuckin hell. Fuckwit.
2/3
pic: the stage the city set up in the prominent backpacker street for a NYE concert THAT FUCKING SHUT DOWN AT 12AM WHAT THE FUCK CUNT
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No.182791
>>182774
Yeah you'll like it, it's nothing disgusting so don't expect a bulge or anything like that.
>>182776
He ate too much cheesecake.
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No.182792
>>182789
I've been cursed my whole life to always wind up with cute but mental issues grills. So sick of it, but now i can't find anything at all.
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No.182793
>>182790
I got a boner from this
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No.182794
So with 10 minutes left she gives me a pat on the dick and says "you want me massage this?", and by this point with all her teasing and shit, and the fact that I've got a soft spot for yellow bellies as it is, I'm down. I'm annoyed that I paid $25 to get a light body rub from some airy bitch so I'm like alright, I'm here, you're warm, let's have a look. Her English is garbage but eventually I get it through to her that I want it in her mouth, but she wants $72. I tell her nah, no way, too much. She gets pushy, lying on top of me, kicking and biting my nipples, grabbing my dick, making me grab her various bits, pulling my undies off, and this goes on for about 5 or 10 minutes. I flim flam between haggling and saying I'm going to leave, and she gets to the point of grabbing my wallet and pulling out cash, I snatch it back and this continues some more. Eventually my hormones get the better of me. I've been saving my nut for days for this blowjob, I've got this hot little Asian thing in this hot little skirt climbing all over me and making these anime girl whining sounds, I've been staring at her lips for the last 15 minutes, what the fuck else was I gonna do. I got myself played like a fucking fool. I couldn't help it man, it's like waking up with a rock hard ultra sensitive dick after trying not to have a pull for two weeks, and like, it just hurts not to touch it. It needs to be touched. So, thus, it needs to be sucked.
She sucks the dick. I come in her mouth. I guess it was alright, I had a fondle but she didn't get naked or anything.
I walked out just as annoyed as I'd come in. I mean I got my nut, but it was a sour nut, and I'd paid $91 for the pleasure.
Might go back to the first joint tomorrow night, but that's like 11% of my initial spending money going to getting my dick sucked, which I can get for free back home. Doesn't feel smart, so I probably shouldn't bother.
But I think I love Asian girls a little bit too much. A lot too much. Just thinking about it now is making me twitch. I'll probably do it.
Dickhead.
3/3
pic: paper Christmas decorations we found in a little cafe we ordered mystery food at that turned out delicious
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No.182795
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No.182796
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No.182797
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No.182798
>>182794
So how big is your dick? Your friend says you need to buy large condoms, but he thinks you might just have a chode.
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No.182799
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No.182800
>>182792
Artificial wombs when?
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No.182801
>>182800
tfw no Poppi Waifubot
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No.182802
>>182794
How many cigarettes a day are you smoking over there?
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No.182803
>>182794
what did she do with the cum
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No.182804
>>182803
She took it to the foreign exchange place and exchanged it for 50000 Dong. Aryan semen is a valuable commodity over there.
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No.182805
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No.182806
>>182798
Pretty sure it's an average 6, maybe 7. I haven't measured it since I was like 15. Birds don't seem to mind it, and the hooker seemed genuinely shocked at the amount of sudden expand dong that happened when she put her mouth on it
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No.182807
>>182806
>the hooker seemed genuinely shocked
She is a good actress then.
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No.182808
>>182802
Not super sure, we've been here since the 28th and I'm on my 3rd pack. $4 Dunhills boys, still got the resealable pack too. Shits tight.
>>182803
Went and spat it in a sink. She was struggling to keep it in because it was a monster load, that was satisfying after having been fucked around
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No.182809
>>182808
Do you normally smoke when you are back home in oz?
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No.182810
>>182807
Hes not lying. I've got a 7 inch dick and I've had several hookers exclaim about it and genuinely refuse doggy style because of it. 7" is in the top 1% iirc
Is our Vietnam flag poster a regular poster? Why does the other guy always have a question mark flag
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No.182811
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No.182812
>>182809
Used to smoke a pack a day, as of '17 I'm generally just smoking when I go out or I'm drinking. So I don't generally smoke cigarettes at work or home during the week, but I'm still getting nicotine from those erryday bongs I'm trying to kick
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