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 No.182045 [Last50 Posts]

OLD >>181283

Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.

Any resolutions?

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 No.182050

SOUTH AUSSIE

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 No.182051

South Australia

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 No.182053

Anal beads

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 No.182054

Heat beads

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 No.182055

>>182053

First shitpost of the year

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 No.182060

>>182049

Stop cuckposting faggot

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 No.182061

Holy fuck, how long did it take for us to fill up the last thread? I passed out a few times, but i think it was less than a day

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 No.182062

>>182060

First spergpost of the year

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 No.182063

Fukbimabfsurnk

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 No.182064

>>182061

11 and a half hours….

what the fuck have we become?

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 No.182065

>>182045

>Any resolutions?

>move out of mummybots place

>get a wagie job temporarily to save up a pool of money then become NEET again

>join a gym (probably in the middle of the year to avoid all the New years resolution fags)

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 No.182066

>>182064

We are an army without a country, a crusade without a holy land

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 No.182067

>>182037

I'm renting, yes I have "roommates".

I haven't signed up for Gov healthcare. Mummy bot took care of that.

I don't know how I got approached with my overall demeanor. Yes it's rare and I acknowledge that. Is that you CheesecakeNEET?

>>182023

Nah I'm fine with my distro.

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 No.182068

>>182062

>spergposting is bad

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 No.182069

>>182064

dont worry, its just because its summer and everyone is actually awake. in the winter everyone would just hibernate for 16hrs+ a day and a general could stretch itself out for almost a week

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 No.182070

>>182069

I even had less than my quota. There are some eager beavers in here for the new year.

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 No.182071

Happy new years cumguzzlers

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 No.182072

>>182071

Happy new year

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 No.182073

>>182067

>I haven't signed up for Gov healthcare. Mummy bot took care of that.

So you don't have a medicare card or anything? I think once you are 21 you can get your own, or if you are independent or something.

>I don't know how I got approached with my overall demeanor. Yes it's rare and I acknowledge that.

I just am jealous it has never happened to me. I don't look ugly, I'm just thin and neurotic. Yeah it is me. Haven't been posting for a few days.

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 No.182075

File: 35db005c40f768d⋯.gif (7.18 KB,216x216,1:1,au-sa).gif)

South Aussie - Best Aussie

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 No.182076

Fucking normalfaggots yelling about the new year outside my window when I'm trying to jerk off to lolicon in peace.

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 No.182077

Happy new year my fellow Crow Eaters.

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 No.182078

>>182073

I've yet to do that. My brain is atrophied when it come's to sorting out paperwork.

I would do a video but then I think I don't have anything of note to say.

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 No.182079

Goky sgif i cant see

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 No.182080

File: 3c1daff6dbad0e8⋯.jpg (77.79 KB,396x385,36:35,enlightened.jpg)

>>182076

tfw stacies literally "whooo"ed for 21 minutes after it struck 12

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 No.182081

>>182073

You will get approached by women if you're more than 1 of these:

>outside

>doing something fun/interesting

>well groomed and dressed

That's why it never happens to you.

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 No.182082

>>182065

>finish vidya backlog

>visit South Australia

>go overseas

>move out

all but the first will be difficult, but I thinks it's good to have goals

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 No.182083

>>182075

South Australia will be where pajeet build his empire of poo

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 No.182084

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>>182045

>Any resolutions?

Yes, to rape a fellow neet. And I ain't talking about grills, I want that unemployed boipucci bouncing up and down my neet-stick

>>182050

>>182051

Still a good 20 minutes of GF2017 contemplation for us QLD'ers

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 No.182085

>>182081

I'm not putting on clean clothes for some slut

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 No.182086

>>182084

>Still a good 20 minutes of GF2017 contemplation for us QLD'ers

go get 'em tiger

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 No.182087

>>182073

Been meaning to ask you about that vid you made in a car because I thought you didn't have a licence. WEre you just parked at home or what's the story?

>>182076

>tfw waiting for NY's texts from relatives before I can have a wank in peace

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 No.182088

holu shti neets i felellike ann anglei in heaven bc=cauise im to srunk

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 No.182089

>>182084

my boipucci is too pure for your chad dick

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 No.182090

hard to elive its already 2018 in the eastern states what a time to be alive

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 No.182091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I made a compilation of my Work for the dole videos, was meaning to do it the second I left the place but I thought it might bring a smile to the angry neets here

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 No.182092

>>182081

He was reading a book in the park. I've read things in public numerous times. Whenever I'm outside I am groomed and dressed well, so don't assume I'm not.

>That's why it never happens to you.

Was that meant to be a snarky comment or sincerity? It could be both.

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 No.182093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182081

I do that first part often enough but only to get neet-supplies so that rules out the second bit. I usually iron my shit but the clothes I have aren't 'in vogue', have stain/s, years old, ill-fitting. I hate you for bringing such obvious points up

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 No.182094

>>182078

You should come back on discord.

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 No.182095

File: 41f306d86273457⋯.jpg (109.98 KB,960x540,16:9,neet.jpg)

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 No.182096

>>182091

>middle-aged man talking about anime

God I've just seen the future for me and I'm scared.

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 No.182097

>>182087

>Been meaning to ask you about that vid you made in a car because I thought you didn't have a licence. WEre you just parked at home or what's the story?

I was parked in a not busy carpark while mummybot was in some shop buying some useless crap and taking too long. I saw a bunch of girls my age in the walking around and I thought "fuck it, why not make a video".

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 No.182098

>>182096

>50 year old virgin with a loli poster on the wall and a body pillow

That's what we've always meant when we say "We're gonna make it!". Did you think we meant something else?

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 No.182099

>>182092

>He was reading a book in the park

Unless he was reading Cosmopolitan or similar I doubt Stacy gave a fuck about some skinny manlet sitting by himself reading Mein Kampf on a magpie shit-stained bench

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 No.182100

9 minutes

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 No.182101

>>182097

Didn't you tell a story about how your car broke down somewhere and you got it fixed? But you must have been driving with mummybot then which you didn't mention.

Or maybe I'm confusing you with someone else.

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 No.182102

8 mins qld fags

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 No.182103

the teenagers are STILL in the middle of the road outside my place

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 No.182104

>>182103

Rape them

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 No.182105

>>182091

NEETKing is a funny and likeable fellow in his videos.

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 No.182106

>>182091

This was the golden age of NEETgen, things have become far too decadent now.

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 No.182107

>>182091

That sweeping the floor part never gets old.

>>182094

I don't use Discord anymore the datamining they do I'm not going to support and subject myself to. Besides, there isn't much to discuss constantly.

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 No.182108

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>>182102

5 minutes left for queenslanders to achieve gf2017. How's it looking guys? Gonna make it?

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 No.182109

>>182101

That was me. The tire blew up, and I was with someone else, my support worker. She can't take me driving now because she has to do more work (and she was taking me driving on her day off).

I filmed the video when I was out with mummybot, and I had some time to myself. Since she rarely takes me driving I doubt I'll ever get my license. If I don't have it by 2019 I'll probably neck myself, I'm sick of having to suffer the humiliation of asking mummy to drive me somewhere and it being another barrier preventing me from moving out (another being money). I have told her this but she doesn't understand, being an alcoholic has fucked her brain, along with being a woman.

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 No.182110

>>182097

That was literally my second hypothesis

>fuck it, why not make a video

safer than raping them

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 No.182111

File: 70e23f8d4e3d3c4⋯.png (56.16 KB,173x137,173:137,1231313131.png)

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 No.182112

happy new year fellow QLDneets

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 No.182113

>>182092

>I've read things in public numerous times

>>182093

I do that first part often enough but only to get neet-supplies

I'm talking being outside 8 hours a day, that's when it happens to me. Women come and and talk to me a bit, even hit on me, it's not unusual. Are you saying you want them to come up and ask you to lick their clit or something? They don't do that

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 No.182114

>>182109

Can't you pay an instructor for lessons? that's what I did. My mother was too nervous to go with me.

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 No.182115

File: f6e6697d280c28b⋯.jpg (86.21 KB,1024x1024,1:1,DN_L-aeW4AEPya0.jpg)

1 year closer to death

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 No.182116

>>182109

I was gonna say you could get a motorbike but I doubt you'd want to put up with the heat and extra danger of operating one.

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 No.182117

>>182103

pics pics pics

>>182105

True though irl he just rapes you then leaves

>>182094

No one should "come back on discord" It's done, let it burn

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 No.182118

Happy Queensland New Year

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 No.182119

Is anyone here fucked up or in the grip of vices but doesn't actually want to improve?

Has anyone just accepted their fate?

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 No.182120

>>182109

>>182116

Bikes are great, not so bad in the heat with a vented mesh jacket, only sucks when you stop moving, the worst thing is rain and other dickheads on the road.

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 No.182121

>>182119

>anyone just accepted their fate

Hello

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 No.182122

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>>182112

Happy 20rapeteen, we should all be aiming for at least one rape per day

>>182113

>They don't do that

fuck you man

>>182114

>>182115

every cup of goon brings me closer to death

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 No.182123

>>182119>>182119

I'm that way with grog. I know it's fucked my life but it's the only thing I have to rely on.

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 No.182124

>>182119

You accept your fate when you first post here

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 No.182125

>>182124

A lot of people here seem to be fighting very hard against it.

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 No.182126

>>182045

>turn over a new leaf.

I think a lot of us are going to find one side of the leaf looks pretty much like the other

>Any resolutions?

Stop following politics so closely maybe

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 No.182127

>>182121

have the first wank of 2018

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 No.182128

File: 71da75e239765c8⋯.webm (2.75 MB,640x360,16:9,dance.webm)

>>181857

sure thing

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 No.182129

File: 1081fe93de3b305⋯.jpeg (1.43 MB,3264x2448,4:3,image.jpeg)

Military janitor fag neet here, I'm doing okay, currently I'm moving from the shithole that is NT back home to Vic, 2018's gonna be a wild ride and I'm so happy because I won't have to ever see another dirty fucking abo ever again. Also flat earth confirmed by Darwin airport roof painting.

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 No.182130

Happy New Year fellow neetaholics~

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 No.182131

File: 3c05ab9fd4c5c19⋯.png (44.41 KB,657x527,657:527,1463555449456.png)

Another year, more shit.

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 No.182132

there's nothing worse than room temperature goon

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 No.182133

oleyt fistibais th- sofuvking ss=drujkg me gtowow

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 No.182134

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>>182132

chill your swill

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 No.182135

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 No.182136

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>>182127

Was planning on having my onahole by now but posting was so fucking slow, gotta settle for lube instead

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 No.182137

okay I'm taking the time to make a coherent neetpost for the first time in the eastern states new year

I'm fucking drunk as shit, so keep that in mind.

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 No.182138

>>182136

Gonna get some new pillows for 2018?

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 No.182139

>>182134

>>182128

Don't post that pedo shit here.

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 No.182140

>>182129

You've been gone a long time, Find any cumdies?

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 No.182141

>>182114

I have done lessons before, ironically past a certain point (a few hours) they actually make you drive worse in my experience since you are in a cuck car with two sets of pedals and the instructor always fucks around with their pedals even if you aren't doing anything wrong at all, probably for autistic power trip reasons. I have been with multiple instructors and they all do this. I already know how to drive perfectly fine, I just want more seat time so I can stop being so anxious.

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 No.182142

File: 4232af6295d1606⋯.jpg (1.82 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15147303519191639347868.jpg)

>>182138

Got one so far

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 No.182143

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 No.182144

>>182142

What happened to the pillow in the background? Did you use it to work on a car? Then submerge it in a lake of piss for 1000 years before putting it on your bed? How can it get so yellow

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 No.182145

>>182135

>>>/toomuchgoon

>>182136

I take it the wagie life hasn't given you a gf?

>>182139

They're just little people born of this look-at-me age that crave attention, similar to us minus the innocence and perfectly toned bodies

>>182142

>those unexplained sheet stains

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 No.182146

>>182136

What onahole did you get?

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 No.182147

>>182145

Piss off there and never come back.

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 No.182148

>>182140

Sadly no, my quest for panties failed. Lots of newfags huh? They seem okay.

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 No.182149

>>182144

Probably the alcohol leaching through my skin

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 No.182150

>>182147

No bully please

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 No.182151

>>182147

I'm not the only sweet-tooth here, snowflake

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 No.182152

>>182149

Could be spilling the goon all over it

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 No.182153

Happy 2018

(HAPPY NEW YEAR)
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 No.182154

>>182146

This one, probably shit but the people who run the site are lazy as fuck. Took them 2 weeks to even post it was considering opening a complaint on paypal.

http://lovemerci.com.au/a-bride-on-the-wedding-night.html

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 No.182155

>>182148

Yeh lots of newfags, were also all openly gay now

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 No.182156

>>182153

That dog gets more action than me

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 No.182157

>>182129

Did you suck military dicks?

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 No.182158

>>182154

That sucks hope it comes to you

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 No.182159

>>182153

why would you post such a thing?

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 No.182162

>>182160

WAREHOUSE NEET WTF

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 No.182164

File: d40aa30caf6e350⋯.png (288.44 KB,767x733,767:733,a.png)

>>182160

kys

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 No.182166

>>182163

At you local max employment agency

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 No.182167

File: 4e1fde39d25a083⋯.jpg (187.32 KB,1000x655,200:131,4e1fde39d25a083ee76f5560e2….jpg)

>>182164

Stop posting this or Jim will fuck you up

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 No.182168

>>182167

Beastiality-neet triggered me. Will control myself now

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 No.182169

>>182163

assume the bend-over position and head straight to Joondalup traino for your 'induction'

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 No.182170

happy new year ya cunts **I know ya Perth Neets still got an hour but I'm an eastfag and just got home after a good night

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 No.182171

>>182170

WA isn't even real.

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 No.182172

File: f68a94c1df62424⋯.jpg (372.37 KB,1456x1941,1456:1941,khQHUYMr.jpg)

Happy neet year

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 No.182173

>>182170

Shout out to Perth neets

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 No.182174

>>182171

half the cunts on this thread are WA cunts

do you want me to say what happened on my night on the town

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 No.182175

>>182171

They're always in the rear. They're a bunch of arse-loving faggots. 2 hours to get here. 2 HOURS

Thnin I've had too much goon. Might eat something greasy before I spew up

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 No.182176

>>182172

what is that

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 No.182177

>>182175

mate I had to catch a bus to the town centre and walked from there, it wasn't quick

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 No.182178

>>182176

2 year old weet-bix

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 No.182179

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 No.182180

File: c99c98412eaee4d⋯.jpg (192.66 KB,1024x768,4:3,jenny2.jpg)

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 No.182181

File: aa9980d680fed69⋯.jpg (1.83 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15147331172441549142129.jpg)

>>182172

WA neets rule this thread

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 No.182182

>>182180

I thought it was the pokemon primape but it was just a dogger and her vagoo

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 No.182183

>>182174

You got depressed and went home?

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 No.182184

>>182183

went home after the fireworks ended because didn't know if the bar would let me back in or not

there actually is a whole story

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 No.182185

>>182181

*gippsland NEETs

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 No.182186

Going to nominate neetking as the Aus neet of the year

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 No.182187

>>182186

he's hardly a neet anymore

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 No.182188

I parked a couple kms away from the city center so I had a free parking spot that'd last until tommorow which is today now I guess

Then I walked to big W to get some shoes, shorts and all that, went back to my car to put the boots and shorts I wasn't using in the car, I think it was 5pm at that point

walked around the city for 3 hours, maybe 2 and 3/4, then about when I was just going to say fuck it and drive home decided to go to this gamer bar, was kinda reddit but I enjoyed it, about 9 or so went back to me car to get my house keys, I had a drink at that point at the bar before I went to my car, there was 9pm fireworks a little bit after I got my keys and walked back, didn't start the engine but put the power on so the radio and power was on, remember the crowd on both ways was huge as fuck, went back, I think before I went to get my house keys I met some guy called Shane, could be wrong, starts with an S don't think it's Shawn, that's right it's Steve, then played a few games like Smash Bros, Mario Kart, PUBG and some game like the PS2 Great Mashed, at some point some faggot kissed me neck, was fucking gay and didn't like it but I was afraid I'd be arrested for hate speach if I spoke out, so that means he's the 2nd homo that sexually harrased me, though the other one also sexually assaulted me

And then when it was 12am I watched the fireworks, some late 20s grill I think called Sharon sat next to me for 5 seconds, It was the first time I've seen fireworks in person, unless If I saw them when I was 2 or some shit before my family back in the day moved to a great regional area

On the bus there was the cleaner at the hostel I stayed about 8 months ago, realised today she wasn't actually a Nigger just an Island nigger

Then I had an hour or so walk during the early parts I peed my pants

and that was that, i forgot some guy handing me a monster truck flyer at some point and other thing that MAY come to me but ask tbh

so how was your NYE/NYD

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 No.182189

>>182186

NK is RapeNEET so I agree but only if the name that the /aus/NEET of the year goes to RapeNEET because RapeNEET is my hero

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 No.182190

>>182188

You fucking normie, that's beginner Chad tier.

Your going down a slippery slope

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 No.182191

>>182186

>>182189

They're split personalities

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 No.182192

I'm going to sleep. Hopefully I can get a decent sleep. Night NEETs, might drop in the NEET thread at the end of January.

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 No.182193

>>182190

If you look at me you wouldn't call me any kind of chad

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 No.182194

>>182192

you probably shout at least stay up for the Perth New Years

t. eastfag

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 No.182195

File: 19727e895a3acc3⋯.jpg (29.93 KB,490x277,490:277,gaurantee.jpg)

>>182045

I know this is hard to believe, but i'm actually pretty senior within Human Services. I come here every few months as research, to see how the recipients are doing.

This year there is a lot of new proposed legislation for limiting Centrelink payments. Basically you'll have to link your TFN to your CRN, which will turn up a whole lot of new debts. There will be a bunch of payments canceled and a lot of people doing a lot more work for the dole.

I'll be in there trying to make it all a bit better, but in general its not a great year to be long term unemployed.

Also, ask me anything.

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 No.182196

>>182191

Even so, RapeNEET is a god

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 No.182197

>>182190

m8 there's no redemption, by next year you'll be a full-blown chad

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 No.182198

>>182195

Post proof. I'm Malcolm Turnbull.

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 No.182199

>>182195

Your job is redundant and when I take power I will remove it from existance.

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 No.182200

>>182193

Fuck off I bet your bench pressing a refrigerator right now while a 10/10 stacy sucks your dick

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 No.182201

>>182195

does it effect the DSPfags because in all honestly most of us either have autism, pretend to have autism or are wagies with autism like me

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 No.182202

>>182200

I've never had a gf, and the most I could bench is probably 20kg or some shit and probably only a rep or two

I'm a fucking (((Soygoy))) skeletal

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 No.182203

>>182199

What did you mean by that?

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 No.182204

>>182198

hey Malcolm why is Canberra so fucking shit

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 No.182205

>>182198

Not a lot of things I could post as proof that wouldn't get me fired. Our social media guidelines are pretty bloody strict.

>>182200

Sounds fun, in reality my wife and children are asleep, i'm fat and old and I'm up way past bedtime.

>>182201

Yeah DSP is already getting debt letters, and the new lego will mean a lot more. Broadly the current political climate doesn't like mental illness counting as a disability, so we're likely to see more crack downs on it.

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 No.182206

>>182203

Pushing paper in circles is destroying not only the economic power but also the moral power of this (and all white) countries. Redundant jobs will be sorted and eradicated.

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 No.182207

>>182205

Isn't there a strong push for mental illness awareness and does this mean Autists won't get the DSP?

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 No.182208

can you get on the dsp while doing a meme course?

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 No.182209

>>182205

>Not a lot of things I could post as proof that wouldn't get me fired. Our social media guidelines are pretty bloody strict.

So we have no reason to believe anything you say. Go and play make believe as someone important somewhere else.

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 No.182210

>>182199

Yeah, you're probably right. There are a lot of redundant job in the department, to be honest the best thing you could do to save money is reduce the number of payments. There are over 200 services provided by DHS, with a bizarre and arcane set of rules around who gets what. If you could just change the legislation to simplify it, we could fire a lot of public servants, turn off heaps of servers and save billions.

Problem is, the legislation is a tangled mess of self referential legalese, and no party wants to go through the hassle of trying to change it.

>>182207

Well there is layers to it. The department is pushing for awareness of it, because public servants are almost all lefties. The government likes to be seen kissing babies, but really its been privatising the mental health lines and cutting mental health funding. The right wing of liberals basically don't believe in mental health funding and would cut them all off DSP in a heartbeat if they could. The only thing keeping it from happening atm is turnbull being a lefty.

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 No.182211

>>182210

I thought Turnbull doesn't actually have any personal politics just what ever will help him climb the ladder/keep his position on the Ladder

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 No.182212

>>182202

You shouldn't mention your a skele sized neet in the thread, the executive sized neets will see you as an easy target for rape

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 No.182213

>>182212

Well I've been raped before and was sexually harassed yesterday, unfortunately at this point it's inevitable

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 No.182214

>>182210

This is vapor neet talking shit, notice the vpn flag

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 No.182215

>>182211

It's someone LARPing, don't respond to LARPers

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 No.182216

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New meme boys, I am pushing these things out at a DANGEROUS rate this year. Over 200x more memes/minute than last year. Lets see how I can hold up as time goes on.

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 No.182217

>>182215

I'm too drunk to notice

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 No.182218

File: be8cc8b41185bc1⋯.jpeg (17.15 KB,371x397,371:397,images (37).jpeg)

>>182213

Well have fun with you then young man, just remember rapeneet get first turn on the bumhole

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 No.182219

>>182209

I'm not really important in the scheme of things, just an EL2 who has had too many bevvies and should know better than to post here.

>>182211

Turnbull has a few core pet projects. He loves innovation and has been pushing the digital transformation bandwagon hard. This is rising to a crescendo in the cabinet reshuffle just before christmas. DHS and DTA are now under the same minister, one of Turnbull's inner circle, and the portfolio has been elevated to cabinet. This means there is going to be a huge push on modernising the interfaces of centrelink online services and the apps. In the next year you'll see a lot of apps moving from clunky SAP interfaces over into angular interfaces using a new DTA standard design.

Beyond innovation, turnbull is a banker and he loves the consulting firms like BCG. The current government has hired more of these firms than any other government, and pretty much every department has had an external review done by one of these american corporations. The reports are mostly bullshit though, they just take ideas that were already in the department and make up some funny numbers to suggest we can make a lot of money if we privatise everything.

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 No.182220

2 minutes till new year

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 No.182221

>>182219

When will the public know about this "new legislation"?

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 No.182222

File: c5f322d42785ad4⋯.jpg (140.76 KB,800x800,1:1,c5f322d42785ad4ec052f784bd….jpg)

>>182219

>Turnbull has a few core pet projects. He loves innovation and has been pushing the digital transformation bandwagon hard.

I didnt believe you until I heard this shameful boomer talk. Fucking neck yourself.

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 No.182223

File: 98dcdc4569ca131⋯.jpeg (9.65 KB,443x332,443:332,images (33).jpeg)

ITS THE NEW YEAR AND I HAVEN'T RAPED ANYONE YET

This year I can put my criminal past behind me

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 No.182224

happy new year ya perth cunts

I'm gunna sleep now

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 No.182225

>>182215

LARPing would be a lot more fun than what i do. Wish they paid me for that.

>>182221

Most of what I've discussed is theoretically public record. The bills have been debated in parliament, its just a question of how much the cross bench will let through. Have a look at the upcoming changes to the social security bill.

The other huge change is the DHS CIO just stood down. He was widely seen as getting in the way of the transformation agenda. He was bully and had some pretty questionable ties to major corporations, with some equally questionable kickbacks. He'll be a hard one to replace though, and there will be a massive power vacuum in the department that is sure to sink a bunch of projects.

>>182222

Yeah, not a boomer, i just talk like a public servant because i am.

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 No.182226

>>182223

don't worry bajo there always is time for rape

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 No.182227

>>182224

merry happy shit to you too dude. Snooze easy.

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 No.182228

File: 05f065cd828de3f⋯.webm (232.72 KB,360x640,9:16,just beer.webm)

happy new year ya poofs

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 No.182229

>>182222

You're right about it being a crock though, innovation happens when you give people the space and freedom to try new things. That is not while you're squeezing them dry and drowning them in rules. If they really wanted innovation, they'd stop cutting the public service.

Think about this, the public service is half the size it was in 1950, but the population has more than doubled in that time. What effect do you think that has had on services?

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 No.182230

>>182225

>Most of what I've discussed is theoretically public record. The bills have been debated in parliament,

Name the bill.

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 No.182231

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 No.182232

File: 97fea0f7cfe71c3⋯.jpeg (22.01 KB,359x410,359:410,images (45).jpeg)

I love the passing of time

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 No.182233

>>182231

> introduce a new compliance framework for mutual obligation requirements in relation to participation payments

This translates into new rules and punishments if you fuck up your job agency appointments, reporting or work for the dole. Makes it a lot easier to cancel your payment.

> enable the Department of Human Services to require applicants to provide their tax file number at the time of a claim

This translates into linking everyone's CRN to their TFN so they can automatch against tax records.

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 No.182234

File: bdf6c76dfb9034b⋯.jpeg (27.18 KB,524x280,131:70,images (38).jpeg)

>>182230

The buffalo bill

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 No.182235

File: 26812fa4fbe49fb⋯.jpg (331.96 KB,1010x1500,101:150,26812fa4fbe49fb3d495702c81….jpg)

>>182232

Each day closer to death

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 No.182236

>>182230

>Think about this, the public service is half the size it was in 1950, but the population has more than doubled in that time. What effect do you think that has had on services?

That's because in 1950 shit hadn't been outsourced and the public service wasn't so top heavy. Your average public servant would have been a clerk on an average salary instead of a dynamic EL1 who communicates strategically and does three tenths of fuck all for the 100k+ a year they take home.

No offense to you personally but if most Australians knew how piss easy the majority of jobs in the public service are and just how many low energy much women and faggots were getting paid to do them they'd burn Canberra to the ground.

In most of Australia it takes serious effort to earn the kind of money vapid bitches and arts graduates enjoy miraculously appearing in their bank account each fortnight in Canberra. Canberra has the biggest concentration of useless fucks on big money in the country.

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 No.182237

>>182236

>No offense to you

Nah, fuck him.

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 No.182238

>>182237

>Nah, fuck him.

>>182219

>I'm not really important in the scheme of things, just an EL2 who has had too many bevvies and should know better than to post here.

just so everyone knows, an EL2 who's been there a while would be on over 130k a year, plus the higher rate of superannuation public servants get. Varies a bit by department but yeah the cunt is loaded.

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 No.182239

>>182238

Deserves to hang.

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 No.182240

I still haven't had my first fap for 2018 yet

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 No.182241

>>182236

> the public service wasn't so top heavy

Its middle heavy really, the average public servant is EL1 or EL2 depending on the area. What really happened is that APS 1 and 2 basically don't exist any more, because when you have a hard cap of staff numbers, you let the juniors go first.

> if most Australians knew how piss easy the majority of jobs in the public service are

yep, there are a lot of stupid jobs that shouldn't exist. These are almost all filling in paperwork which shouldn't exist. That said, there are also a heap of people who are overworked and holding it all together while the infrastructure falls down around their ears.

> Canberra has the biggest concentration of useless fucks on big money in the country

Thats accurate, though again, you'd have a lot more lower paid jobs if there wasn't a hard cap on the number of jobs.

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 No.182242

I got roped into going to someone's house for NYE. What a fucking mistake. I sat on someone's couch for 6 hours and watched shitty movies on Foxtel. I had to drive, so drinking was off the table too. I knew from the moment I got there it was going to be shit, and that my presence was superfluous, but I couldn't leave without hearing about it from my family member.

I seriously wish I rang in the New Year with a glass of goon and my dick in my hand instead.

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope you cunts feel better than I do. I feel angry and stupid for letting someone else influence me into doing what they wanted to do. Definitely not how I wanted to start my New Year.

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 No.182243

>>182238

Yeah thats not too far off, though i do use that to supporting a wife and kids and a bunch of my neet friends.

Always seems pretty ridiculous that they give me ten times the dole, I am pretty sure I don't do ten times the work,

>>182237

>>182239

Happy new years to you cunts as well.

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 No.182244

>>182241

I honestly wish i could hire a bunch of neets. Every month i seek approval to hire entry level positions.

Thing is, they'll do something like give me approval for five roles. Each position will take $50,000 in recruitment costs and infrastructure overhead no matter what level i hire at. Each one will take up a limited seat in the office and each slot i fill will take up one of the limited number the whole department can hire, so it means one less person on the phones or one less person fixing the systems. The actual salary cost per person is tiny compared to the opportunity cost

With those boundaries, you're pretty much pushed into hiring the best person you possibly can. So i end up putting out senior job requirements for roles I really wanted a junior in.

If you want less people over paid for their role, and more juniors in the public service, you need to allow more roles total. That way I could hire five juniors in place of a senior.

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 No.182245

>>182241

>Its middle heavy really, the average public servant is EL1 or EL2 depending on the area. What really happened is that APS 1 and 2 basically don't exist any more, because when you have a hard cap of staff numbers, you let the juniors go first.

I'm aware. Classification inflation from various sources and Grey ceiling of boomers too.

>yep, there are a lot of stupid jobs that shouldn't exist. These are almost all filling in paperwork which shouldn't exist. That said, there are also a heap of people who are overworked and holding it all together while the infrastructure falls down around their ears.

yep, people who do the work are always overworked and the subject of constant cuts and insane micromanagement. Indeed.

> Thats accurate, though again, you'd have a lot more lower paid jobs if there wasn't a hard cap on the number of jobs.

the core vision of what the APS should be that was set in stone in the late 90s with all the ILS bullshit is really the root of the problem.

-that everybody should be a leader and every low end job that can be outsourced will be, and we're going to structure recruitment in such a way that more or less excludes competent external applications because recruitment is actually a test of reciting made-up stories about you demonstrating buzzword-based 'qualities' using a language which is incomprehensible to anyone but a public servant.

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 No.182246

File: 00d9820261831e4⋯.jpg (1.5 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15147394393041646710090.jpg)

>I can't even jerk off…

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 No.182247

>>182246

have a wank

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 No.182248

>>182244

>>182245

and yeah I get what you mean with the caps etc.

Happy new year.

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 No.182249

normhubbers need to die

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 No.182250

>>182249

have my wank

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 No.182252

>>182250

no thanks I'll hang on to my superior wank

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 No.182253

File: 1c79bc2f80a55d2⋯.jpg (55.82 KB,700x700,1:1,ruined.jpg)

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 No.182254

File: b02d0c7429493f3⋯.jpg (6.71 KB,185x273,185:273,disgust.jpg)

Just had a subpar wank, It's gonna be a bad year

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 No.182255

File: 3ef19f1fbdf56c7⋯.jpg (83.92 KB,1280x720,16:9,1511269429678.jpg)

i'm finna see how long i can go into 2018 without fapping

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 No.182256

File: fde127d5b0ff565⋯.png (148.97 KB,386x538,193:269,sluuuurp.png)

Had a great smoke sesh with the lads, good 2018 so far

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 No.182257

File: 6608f2c8618908e⋯.jpg (53.82 KB,604x453,4:3,6654_127973945925_69086592….jpg)

>>182255

Heres your fa material poor starving neet

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 No.182258

File: f25e34025597052⋯.jpg (125.1 KB,488x780,122:195,boulderdash.jpg)

I'll leave you blokes with something useful. Here is the future according to DHS:

1. Australia will lose 5 million jobs to automation by 2025. We will also gain almost 3 million migrants at the same time. Keep in mind we only have 8 million full time jobs in the country today.

2. All identification will be biometric by 2030. The only time you should need to prove identity is when you're born or your immigrate here. All other times should be done via face/voice/fingerprint/iris, this will happen by default in city centers and public transport, it will also be done by nearly invisible traffic drones.

3. Your government digital identity (myGov/govPass) will be linked with the banks and corporations, and will also be used to vote. Banks have wanted this for a long time, and it will be the online successor to the Australia card.

4. By 2030 you should almost never have to talk to government or banks, they will just monitor you 24/7 with the help of the intelligence agencies, and let you know if your payment changes, you break a law, or you need to do something. In addition to the biometrics used above this will be done with help of the ISPs and phone companies. Each of us already carries a tracking and monitoring device in our phone.

5. Almost all of your interactions with government will be through an AI by 2030. In the case of DSP this will be a virtual assistant using IBM Watson and voiced by Kate Blanchet. These will be able to read your microfacial features better than any human and tell what you're thinking before you do.

Screencap this shit my dudes, happy new year.

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 No.182259

>>182258

Yeah… if this happens I'll just kill myself.

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 No.182260

>>182258

Oh one more thing. The Centrelink apps can track your location and they use it for generating debts. If your phone says you were in Orange, but you tell DHS you were in Wagga, they will start an investigation into you. Just something to keep in mind.

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 No.182261

File: ce10347ddeffb68⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image,2.35 MB,202x360,101:180,Perfect Pussy.mp4)

>>182255

this will help mate

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 No.182262

Are WA-NEETs secretly wage-goers? It's only 1:50 there, what are they doing?

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 No.182263

File: eed87345f50121f⋯.jpg (101.42 KB,1280x720,16:9,225016912cb8d523b7d856ffdd….jpg)

>>182261

The fuck am I looking at

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 No.182264

>>182263

good pussi mang

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 No.182265

>>182261

talk about crotch rot

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 No.182266

>>182262

Fapping to bad porn

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 No.182267

File: c72733438edc1db⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1.03 MB,249x210,83:70,1512430198842.gif)

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 No.182268

The post-NYE NEET party has come to an abrupt end

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 No.182269

File: 41354ab6b84cf5f⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1007.62 KB,398x215,398:215,1494405916364.gif)

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 No.182270

>>182268

cunt off you cunting cunt bag.

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 No.182271

>>182260

Does the current centrelink app do that?

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 No.182272

File: 94bfb5fc1f39b08⋯.png (64.07 KB,645x773,645:773,2f0782a4542b552f692955629e….png)

>>182255

aaaaand about 3 hours. yay

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 No.182273

Neetking here, Just woke up I think rapeNeet did a lot of bad things again…

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 No.182274

fuck me I slept through the new year

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 No.182275

Upn at em neets

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 No.182276

>>182275

It's only 6 am.

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 No.182277

File: f6b48d4cb015a0b⋯.jpg (8.86 KB,242x242,1:1,tired-pepe.jpg)

Morning neets, who else is regretting staying up late drinking just so you could welcome the new year by yourself? Could've gotten a comfy night's sleep instead and be feeling fine right now.

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 No.182278

>>182277

I do. I went to bed at 10:30 I think, after 18 beers.

I'm hungover now but at least I didn't sleep all day.

Can you believe it, someone in a nearby warehouse is working

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 No.182279

>>182277

I stayed up but didn't drink.

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 No.182280

>>182279

>he doesn't drink

It's a new year, and time to turn over a new leaf. I want to see you shitfaced by morning tea, neet.

>>182278

>someone in a nearby warehouse is working

Probably foreigners with no respect for our traditions

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 No.182281

>>182195

I'll bite. What exactly is the nature of your research that you do on here?

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 No.182282

Will my bins get emptied tonight?

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 No.182283

>>182282

Only if you give the garbo a gobby.

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 No.182284

>>182277

I stayed up, drank and for a change, the only problem is my car is a fair bit away because I had to catch public transport to get home

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 No.182285

>>182045

>Any resolutions?

Yeah lift more and make a legit friend.

I'm sure ill lift more but if I somehow make a legit friend i'll probably die from the shock.

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 No.182286

>>182285

I'm sick of you faggots saying you don't have friends

Am I not your fucking friend

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 No.182287

Just weighed myself.

127kg.

I was 102kg this time 2016.

5'6".

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 No.182288

That bitch next door with her scraping shovel woke me up again.

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 No.182289

>>182288

Maybe she shits on the concrete and picks it up with her shovel?

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 No.182290

>>182128

I bet you post/lurk /b/

>>182246

>candlemass

At least you have good taste in music

>>182286

no you're not sorry.

we dont even play shitty games like overwatch together

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 No.182291

Did anything good happen in the last thread? I slept thru new years to avoid all the noise from the normalfags.

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 No.182292

>>182291

dunno about the last thread but I larped as a normalfag last night

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 No.182293

File: 1144baceff1bba5⋯.jpg (110.06 KB,405x270,3:2,testicle rick.jpg)

First wank of the year was to eva notty

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 No.182294

>>182277

morning, couldn't even sleep right with this stomach bug i caught two days ago

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 No.182295

File: 5782851b5de0620⋯.png (371 KB,772x439,772:439,5782851b5de0620866064ee48c….png)

>>182287

right there with you bro. maybe we can send a robot back in time to stop ourselves from eating during 2017

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 No.182296

>>182258

here's to hoping voting preference will swing from the two major parties

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 No.182297

>>182296

Australians are too fucking stupid to be able to do that.

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 No.182298

Hows the hangover mates

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 No.182299

>>182289

She scrapes for hours at a time.

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 No.182300

>>182297

I know, I'd still like to see old Dick do well, maybe Sustainable and One Nation can hold a nice combined balance of the parliament

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 No.182301

>>182295

I don't even eat that much. When I do, it's complete shit though. I suspect most of the weight gain came from the bottle of red wine and the third-to-half bottle of scotch I drink every single night. That and doing nothing except sitting in front of a computer 18 hours a day.

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 No.182302

File: 948d747907bc0f4⋯.png (222.41 KB,528x297,16:9,magik.png)

>>182300

This country is going down the shitter like it rightfully deserves to at this point.

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 No.182303

>>182287

That's about what I weigh. I am taller though.

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 No.182304

Warehouse NEET are you planning on staying sober today?

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 No.182305

>>182285

>>Any resolutions?

Gonna develop a second voice, which I'll use sometimes when muttering to myself. That way instead of people passing my room and hearing me snarling "I'll kill them, I'll kill them all!" it'll sound like two voices are talking, and people won't think I'm crazy.

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 No.182306

>>182302

It's too beautiful of a country to deserve it, same way that the one of the greatest shames on this world is that the natural beauty of the African continent is plagued by the taint of the negroid

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 No.182307

>>182128

That little girl shouldn't be listening to that that shit full of swears

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 No.182308

I think my new years resolution is to be more of a degenerate like a wagie.

>>182305

Keep up the good work

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 No.182309

>>182305

>"I'll kill them, I'll kill them all!"

Now that's what I call EDGY

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 No.182310

>>182304

I'll see, at most I'll have a longneck. I might try and exercise a bit to exhaust myself. I was awake at 6:30 so hopefully I'm tired enough when i get to bed

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 No.182311

>>182301

>bottle of red wine and the third-to-half bottle of scotch I drink every single night. That and doing nothing except sitting in front of a computer 18 hours a day.

m8, you're a role model to us all

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 No.182312

>>182310

Good luck with it mate.

You still owe us our new year's present bulge pic.

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 No.182313

>>182312

>being gay in the year of our lord, 2018

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 No.182314

>>182313

No-one here is gay.

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 No.182315

>>182314

It's gay as fuck to pester another man for a picture of his clothed dick and refer to it as a present

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 No.182316

>>182315

He referred to it as a present you fool.

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 No.182317

File: bff3c8909bf6d0c⋯.jpg (51.57 KB,270x270,1:1,hungover_dan.jpg)

hangover is setting in

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 No.182318

File: 9b29b0bca08a8b2⋯.jpg (28.3 KB,437x431,437:431,1514620436817.jpg)

>first day of gf2018

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 No.182319

File: 838304fd7a2d597⋯.jpg (47.23 KB,536x710,268:355,838304fd7a2d597c30dda740a4….jpg)

Got fucking cooked last night

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 No.182320

My eyes have been killing me the last couple days, think all this screen time over the past decade is finally catching up with me

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 No.182321

>tfw passed out drunk before midnight

what a fitting end to the year

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 No.182322

>>182316

That's not what makes the request gay

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 No.182324

>>182258

And do (((they))) expect any opposition to this?

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 No.182325

>>182300

I'm really hoping for Sustainable Australia, that'd be the first time I'd be engaged in domestic politics in a long time.

Fuck One Nation though tbh.

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 No.182326

>tfw looking after my mates puppy

He loves to lick my face

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 No.182327

>>182326

I think your mate might be gay mate

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 No.182328

File: 7c71a077a900735⋯.jpg (4.04 MB,4608x3456,4:3,20180101_084526.jpg)

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 No.182329

File: 3d5a2a7685bcce5⋯.gif (271.07 KB,330x236,165:118,tenor.gif)

Well lads 2018 is here

(1/01/2018)

2017 was pretty average and boring for me so I'm hoping 2018 is alright, 2008 was a pretty solid year if I remember correctly and 2018 has a nice ring to it.

What do you guys think will happen?

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 No.182330

>>182328

that's a clean pissbottle

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 No.182331

>>182329

I'll probably complain a lot

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 No.182332

>>182330

It holds nourishing water m8

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 No.182333

>>182325

Pauline is fairly good and as far as I know it'll probably end up with just here in the senate for them, it's just the rest of the party is compromised

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 No.182334

>>182329

I'll die of Alcohol poisoning

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 No.182335

>>182334

Then who will take over raping duties?

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 No.182336

>>182333

Pauline is a fucking idiot imo, regardless of whether her heart is in the right place she can't debate or argue her point eloquently at all and her baggage has turned a lot of normies off for good.

I can almost guarantee if One Nation was any other party with someone who doesn't have the charisma of a snail then One Nation would get more votes than the Greens.

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 No.182337

>>182335

>>182336

Her Maiden speech was well informed and well presented, if she had the right people around her then they'd be fine, on a similar note do you think Bernardi will fizzle out or actually manage to do something

Keep in mind that he'd be angling for a 6th spot heavily contested by Lib,Lab,SA-B/NXT,Greens and fuck even ON

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 No.182338

>>182337

I think Bernardi will remain but he'll never be able to grow his Australian Cuckservatives movement much.

Sustainable Australia is the only future and a suitable compromise for One Nation/Australian Liberty Alliance/Liberal Democrats/Australian Conservatives as well as any Greens or Labor supporter with half a brain - Don't imagine they'd attract much support from the (((Liberals/Nationals))) though

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 No.182339

>>182338

Really ON really should exist as a complimentary to them at this point syphoning votes away from people that wouldn't vote Sustain for their climate policy

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 No.182340

>>182329

I don't know what will happen but my first priority is to get off the piss

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 No.182341

>>182340

me too tbh

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 No.182342

Poured a few cups worth of goon down the sink

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 No.182343

>>182091

Beautiful, thanks man

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 No.182344

File: b7a32a701ce78ab⋯.png (45.12 KB,1147x609,1147:609,Pepe-no-gf-tuesday.png)

GF 2018 is underway now

364 days remain

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 No.182345

>>182317

Just spent another hour or so pulling weeds in the backyard. dug up a couple of stumps too. What a strain that was.

Slowly but surely I am getting thins into shape.

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 No.182346

Went to the local new years event (SArepresent)

Saw normies by the thousands, got asked for smokes by 16yr olds, walked home, went to my brothers, got really trashed and watched the fireworks from his back lawn. Then he ate a pizza and a ton of barbie meat and passed out on the table.

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 No.182347

>>182346

>got asked for smokes by 16yr olds

Did you give them smokes?

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 No.182348

File: b00ff4a06241e27⋯.png (546.94 KB,673x655,673:655,Untitled.png)

First posts for relative timezones

First post for all Australia and NSW, ACT, Tas and Vic >>182007

First post for SA >>182075

First post for Qld >>182111

First post for NT >>182144

First post for WA >>182223

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 No.182349

>>182348

Fitting that the boong state one is abot neet king being dirty

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 No.182350

File: 0deb2cbb4487a82⋯.jpg (143.03 KB,1006x492,503:246,1473461911300.jpg)

>>182129

That light is weird as fuck, if you swing the light in a circle it goes where the flat earthers say it goes.

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 No.182351

>>182223

Goon on ya ConsensualSexNEET

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 No.182352

>>182141

You must've been doing something wrong if they touched the peddle.

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 No.182353

>>182142

>the amount of rape that pillow will endure

i hope your onahole gets there soon

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 No.182354

File: 93ef86745a3687d⋯.webm (3.87 MB,640x360,16:9,Better Homes and Gardens ….webm)

>look in the mirror every morning

>face is getting fucked up by the day

maybe i'm dying

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 No.182355

Wake up to find I missed BO's crudepost >>182153

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 No.182356

>>182162

>>182164

FUUARK

Missed warehouse's crudepost too was it the bulge?

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 No.182357

I drove to mums place and to there's fucking a bunch of p platers parked outside, my brother's friends. So I'm going to Dan's instead

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 No.182358

>>182357

That's rough, stay strong anon

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 No.182359

>>182357

Do your brother's friends intimidate you?

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 No.182360

File: 9c546f2874c126d⋯.jpg (2.05 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20180101_120711.jpg)

I have arrived for Mass

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 No.182361

>>182349

they are all pretty fiting

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 No.182362

>>182351

They are actually, good job neets

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 No.182363

Huh? Did I post something bad last night

What should I buy from Mr Murphy

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 No.182364

File: 7457faeb3c0eb49⋯.png (404.42 KB,485x326,485:326,The Six Wise Men Of NEETdo….png)

>>182185

Know your place little boy, I'm SA NEET but I know where I stand. We must submit to the WA NEETs, they guard the source of our power. The iridescent, life giving NEETjuice emits from a powerful beacon out the back of Joondalup Dan's. It is powered by rapeXP that needs to be replenished periodically by filling the dumpster out the back of Dans. With all the extra faces around the gen you'd be best to keep your wits about you and remember to give praise. They are the lifeblood and without the rape, vids and OC we'd cease to exist.

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 No.182365

I might have to make the holy journey to Joondalup dans sometime this year

>>182362

oops, meant for this neet

>>182361

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 No.182366

>>182188

What city?

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 No.182367

File: e3f90ee02cc1422⋯.jpg (3.4 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20180101_121526.jpg)

Boy oh boy

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 No.182368

>>182363

Do they sell darts at Dan's?

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 No.182369

>>182195

…and you post "almost" pizza?

>actually checks out

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 No.182370

I wouldn't use the term "alive' too strongly with me. I have four open court cases, struggle with addiction, am homeless, and must keep an immensely powerful demon within me encaged at all times, much like Raven. When my mother died last year, it created an infinite void of evil and darkness within me that I tried to appease with drugs, and I have done things I never thought myself capable of, such as slicing people open with swords and winning numerous fights on the streets and in the drug game by retaliating with overwhelming force and advanced weapon combat skill. I have thoughts of vengeance and conquest in my head that I have to push down constantly. As a descendant of the Romans with the middle name of Alexander, as well as a genius intellect, tactician's mind, and combat skills vastly above what people know or expect, the desire to conquer, rule, and enforce is stronger than my desire to do drugs. My most dangerous and difficult adversary is myself, namely the void of emptiness and darkness within.

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 No.182371

>>182370

You should get a nose ring.

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 No.182372

>>182367

look at that chad physique

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 No.182373

>>182205

>the new lego will mean a lot more

Autist DSPNEETs confirmed getting hand-eye stimuli

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 No.182374

>>182370

what are those cases for

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 No.182375

>>182372

A big bulge is the only true measure of a Chad. All else is dross.

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 No.182376

What I should I even do. I'm bored. The cashier at Dan's was weird

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 No.182377

>>182374

LARPing in public and on image boards.

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 No.182378

>>182376

>The cashier at Dan's was weird

In what way?

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 No.182379

>>182378

They were a functioning member of society.

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 No.182380

>>182347

Maybe i did, maybe i didnt.

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 No.182381

>>182242

Least they might acknowledge it as an effort their autist family member attempts to socialise. hopefully

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 No.182382

>>182377

So you have hat speach cases against ya

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 No.182383

>>182379

She was old

She asked me how my night was

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 No.182384

>>182383

Wow, what a bitch.

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 No.182385

>>182380

Pretty silly to be so coy here m8. Come on.

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 No.182386

>>182244

I've applied for jobs like that, I have DWA clearance and all my police clearance forms but I dont have a fast enough typing speed (I think that's the issue - it might also be that I'm almost 30 and have no experience.)

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 No.182387

>>182383

I would have punched her.

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 No.182388

>>182376

What did you buy from Dan?

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 No.182389

>>182385

They looked too lower class so i refused.

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 No.182390

File: 65f97faad05f55b⋯.png (151.44 KB,1268x352,317:88,Kate Blanchet.png)

>>182258

>voiced by Kate Blanchet.

So it's not all bad.

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 No.182391

>>182389

What brand were you smoking?

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 No.182392

>>182391

Fucking Rothy's, cunt!

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 No.182393

Is office worksopen

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 No.182394

>>182391

I had port royal rollies.

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 No.182395

>>182291

>doesn't meticulously go through each post in the gen with a fine tooth comb

don't pretend that you've got something better to do

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 No.182396

>>182393

Typing that into google would have served you better m8.

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 No.182397

>>182394

Are you a regular smoker?

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 No.182398

>>182395

I must admit i do read these threads a lot in depth. Its something else.

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 No.182399

>>182297

We did it in 07 (i think) and propped the greens up to new heights..

great move

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 No.182400

>>182397

Yes.

Trying to quit, like most people.

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 No.182401

>>182400

How many do you smoke a day?

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 No.182402

File: 842e80dbdc236e7⋯.jpg (36.32 KB,650x366,325:183,dick-smith.jpg)

>>182300

>>182325

All NEETs should give support to the Dick that loves us back.

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 No.182403

>>182310

Terrible way to start the year, thinking about how much piss you'll have already.

Go buy some quinoa and make a recipe with it so we can see if it's any good.

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 No.182404

>>182314

There's at least one confirmed homo and a bunch of curious NEETs here.

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 No.182405

>>182401

Between 1 and 10 depending if i drink or not.

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 No.182406

>>182388

6 gooks

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 No.182407

Why do people smoke so much more when they drink?

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 No.182408

>>182406

>6

Will that be enough?

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 No.182409

>>182407

I'm almost positive they've engineered it that way somehow.

Or poison loves other poison.

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 No.182410

>>182345

I was all eager to go prune the roses and clean my backyard. (My old back screen door is still sitting against the wall from when ever it was that i put the new one on) but I decided to get up to date with the gen and now I dont feel like doing anything, I think I should do shit around the house before I go on the gen in 2018. It really makes me lose all motivation and I stay on it til midnight everyday.

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 No.182411

>>182260

Why would centrelink track you and why would they care?

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 No.182412

>>182410

The Gen has become a negative influence now that degeneracy is running rampant. Even disgusting pedo pics posted last night went mostly uncommented upon.

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 No.182413

>>182411

If they suspect you of defrauding them they might track you.

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 No.182414

Fuck it, I'm up to date with the gen now. I'm going to go do some tidy up shit and try and do the gardening. It's a new year - a new hope. See you in 10mins

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 No.182415

>>182411

Because they can cut your payment if you move from one area to a high unemployment area without reasonable justification (family, financial hardship)

>>182412

Hide it and report it.

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 No.182416

File: b83c2a7b8d5d1ef⋯.jpg (211.63 KB,578x563,578:563,1439707176761.jpg)

Gonna have a wank and then barbecue some of Jamie's mexican style burgers.

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 No.182417

>>182415

Government sees loss of payment of bux as a savings for the budget even though the administration costs would be higher investigating the matter for the wagie

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 No.182418

>>182407

Self control is harder when you're smashed

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 No.182419

>>182412

Not commenting on them was a good thing.

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 No.182420

>>182416

Go buy some quinoa mr 7k in the bank, do it for us

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 No.182421

File: 5883d4eadf204e2⋯.jpg (82.5 KB,680x680,1:1,vomit.jpg)

>>182416

>he buys that downie Jamie's food

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 No.182422

>>182419

Why? If people say nothing then it will seem that they are tolerated.

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 No.182423

>>182421

>>182416

I tried Jamie's meatloaf and it was so salty and awful. I don't buy anything from his range any more.

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 No.182424

>>182423

Just cook your own fucking food, it's simple. Chicken breast, seasoning, cook the cunt, steam up some veges and fucking bang. You're all sorted.

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 No.182425

>>182423

you're meant to add jamie's olive oil on top of it

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 No.182426

>>182424

Calm yourself down.

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 No.182427

>>182420

can't barbecue quinoa

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 No.182428

>>182422

Comment on it but don't reference the post. The last thing we need here is the child shit so ACC can do an investigation on underground NEET pedo community

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 No.182429

>>182412

NEETgen has become decadent, it's only going to get worse from here out.

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 No.182430

>>182425

Oh shit. I just used Pajeet's special sauce.

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 No.182431

>>182429

This excites me slightly.

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 No.182432

Fucking normies bought all the 128gb SD cards

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 No.182433

What happened to Vietnam trip NEET?

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 No.182434

>>182433

Fell into a VC pungee pit

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 No.182435

>>182434

And he was only 19.

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 No.182436

>>182433

they brought up his history shitposting on /leftypol/ and reeducated him

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 No.182437

I'm too anxious to see what dumb shit I posted in the gen last night

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 No.182438

>>182437

You posted pics of women having sex with dogs.

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 No.182439

What was in that post that got deleted NEETs?

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 No.182440

>>182412

we're becoming crustaceans in a water holder

>>182439

bestiality

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 No.182441

Fucking Bunnings has sold out of heatbeads completely.

How am I going to grill my meat this week now?

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 No.182442

>>182441

Did you get a snag at least?

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 No.182443

>>182441

Just travel to the nearest bushfire

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 No.182444

When I was a kid a snag was a "sensitive new age guy". You don't hear that much any more.

I guess a SNAG was just a type of soyboy.

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 No.182445

>>182441

They didn't have any alternatives from other brands? Or just charcoal (which is better than heat beads anyway.)

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 No.182446

File: 66a3d35d7ab3556⋯.jpg (3.9 MB,2729x4095,2729:4095,1510522906498.jpg)

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 No.182447

Did my first AGB of the year, and here's to many more

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 No.182448

>>182442

Nope. Gonna try the no carb thing for a bit. Wasn't going to ask for just a snag on a piece of paper towel.

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 No.182449

>>182447

You will end up dying on the toilet like Elvis.

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 No.182450

I've had 3 wanks this year.

Am I winning? Maybe I should record how many I have

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 No.182451

>>182448

They'd have called you a poof. But you could have just got one with bread and only used the bread to hold the sausage but not actually eat any of the bread.

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 No.182452

>>182445

They only had one brand of "premium" lumpwood left, and I wasn't paying $27 a box for it.

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 No.182453

>>182452

You can buy heatbeads from the supermarket.

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 No.182454

We need more pics from balconyNEET

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 No.182455

what the fuck is a heatbead

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 No.182456

>>182454

Yeah he has a really comfy set-up. Relaxes me just to see it.

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 No.182457

>>182453

Aren't too many of those open in crappy 'ol Adelaide today…

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 No.182458

>>182457

>crappy 'ol Adelaide

there is no need for that sort of disparaging remark.

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 No.182459

>>182457

Just get stabbed or whatever you lot do then.

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 No.182460

I am going to start a spreadsheet and record my alcohol consumption from this day on

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 No.182461

>>182460

Could be a big spready. Got enough RAM?

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 No.182462

>>182460

Will you have enough memory to open such a big file?

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 No.182463

>>182460

I seriously am unable to stomach alcohol. 1-2 drinks and I can't handle the taste or feeling of it anymore. Weed on the other hand, I can smoke a Q in a day. Weird.

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 No.182464

>>182463

Same with me and alcohol. If I got the same sort of effect from it that the other NEETs do I would be an alco for sure.

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 No.182465

File: 324b6c06f969207⋯.webm (3.94 MB,640x360,16:9,heartbike.webm)

>>182450

i already had 2 wanks by 3am. i will retain my position as wankpro, no one can stop me

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 No.182466

>>182422

Attention is the point of doing it, any attention.

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 No.182467

File: cc68d7f2403a01f⋯.jpeg (222.3 KB,640x453,640:453,Young_theodore_kaczynski.jpeg)

>>182258

why didn't you listen?

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 No.182468

File: 74bea1982e1ca2d⋯.jpg (332.55 KB,640x428,160:107,Barbecue Salmon with Zucch….jpg)

File: 959c8bfe42ac1a0⋯.jpg (237.16 KB,958x479,2:1,Jamaican BBQ Sirloin Steak….jpg)

File: 275d8962086f77d⋯.jpg (113.13 KB,660x440,3:2,barbecue-turkey-meatballs-….jpg)

File: 48cfc74140670f6⋯.jpg (183.86 KB,620x400,31:20,HalfBakedHarvest.Brazilian….jpg)

>>182427

Ahh, but that's where you're wrong. You could make a nice quinoa base to compliment that bbq'd meat.

Quinoa goes with everything.

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 No.182469

>>182468

This meme should have been left behind in the previous year. It is no good.

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 No.182470

>>182433

Last we heard he was going with his friend to a brothel.

The possibilities are endless.

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 No.182471

>>182444

When were you a kid because that's the first I've ever heard that. I think we used to just call them faggots.

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 No.182472

>>182448

Sausages are filled with breadcrumbs so they have carbs.

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 No.182473

>>182455

I think it's charcoal.

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 No.182474

>>182457

>crappy 'ol Adelaide

You're welcome to leave.

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 No.182475

I'm bored. If I wasn't making an attempt to stop being a pisshead, I'd be on the piss.

What do normal people even do with their time? The only thing I can think of is to play video games but I can't be fucked updating windows when I boot into it. I'm slowly organising all the files on my exHDD but fuck me its boring.

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 No.182476

How is gf2018 going, neets?

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 No.182477

>>182463

That's sort of how I "quit" drinking, I just replaced it with smoking fuckloads of pot and then stopped smoking dope because it didn't help the old noggin.

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 No.182478

>>182464

The way the say it cures their anxiety sounds fucking awesome. I used to just get bored and depressed.

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 No.182479

File: 12a17ca71998a7d⋯.jpg (7.92 KB,250x238,125:119,skeptical.jpg)

>>182475

>updating wongblows

you do know its no different from downloading malware at this point right?

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 No.182480

Hmm maybe I should delete my porn folder. Its only at 150gb after I tried and failed at self-improvement a while ago and deleted the 1.2TB I had.

I should at least encrypt it

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 No.182481

>>182479

I really only use it for gaming

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 No.182482

>>182469

We need a healthy, feelgood meme and I'm new to healthy and feelgood. In fact I haven't got there yet.

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 No.182483

Kill niggers

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 No.182484

>>182483

racism is so 2017

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 No.182485

>>182475

Read a book.

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 No.182486

File: 471d44329a6aec5⋯.jpg (83.21 KB,600x687,200:229,stopskyrim.jpg)

File: 718a3fe79fd673d⋯.jpg (4.1 KB,288x175,288:175,STOP.jpg)

File: 7e8eb088477a9a1⋯.jpg (110.29 KB,762x464,381:232,stopmid.jpg)

File: 5649adb974f360f⋯.jpg (252.28 KB,1130x740,113:74,vargskyrim.jpg)

>>182480

This is a new NEET era. You know what you have to do.

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 No.182487

File: 487858762eb85e5⋯.png (919.45 KB,1366x768,683:384,Roman1.png)

File: 01f14764818dec2⋯.png (817.31 KB,1366x768,683:384,Roman2.png)

File: 1a84b633bfc5a3d⋯.png (992.46 KB,1366x768,683:384,Roman3.png)

File: aa8b50f5a1d40e7⋯.png (1.13 MB,1366x768,683:384,Roman4.png)

Fuarkin hell lads, if I had me shit together I'd be sitting court-side right now perving on this fine-arse Romanian for the cost of only 2 goon-bags

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 No.182488

>>182487

>see a green dot

>zoom in to see a pepe

Nicely done

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 No.182489

>>182488

It's the subtle things in life that are most enjoyable

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 No.182490

File: 3bc7c5579a11a37⋯.gif (1.85 MB,393x600,131:200,1503342792184.gif)

>>182486

But then I'd miss it when its gone. All those HD videos of Mia will be lost.

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 No.182491

File: 9047d7e7d6bee02⋯.jpg (55.25 KB,641x360,641:360,vargsearaider.jpg)

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 No.182492

File: f7a13829907aefe⋯.jpg (64.62 KB,680x709,680:709,vomit1.jpg)

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 No.182493

>>182485

a what?

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 No.182494

>>182484

love niggers

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 No.182495

File: da8ff19a54c448a⋯.jpg (155.09 KB,1080x1349,1080:1349,notthefakemiakhalifa - BBm….jpg)

File: dd47cc3a84a4ae4⋯.jpg (180.13 KB,1080x1080,1:1,notthefakemiakhalifa - BA3….jpg)

File: 445137d5423df44⋯.jpg (121.79 KB,1080x1080,1:1,notthefakemiakhalifa - BB5….jpg)

File: 4803742b337e51f⋯.jpg (86.75 KB,1080x810,4:3,notthefakemiakhalifa - BC5….jpg)

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 No.182496

File: 03d0bf94fab44a6⋯.jpg (109.49 KB,800x1200,2:3,1494070618951.jpg)

File: 58aee8f27185da4⋯.jpg (250.25 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1494100259406.jpg)

File: b05762b30660ef0⋯.jpg (111.14 KB,1080x809,1080:809,1494100343332.jpg)

File: d6847d1de425388⋯.jpg (68.72 KB,500x750,2:3,1494084992652.jpg)

File: eb37985b5a78ab7⋯.jpg (625.54 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1494116784138.jpg)

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 No.182497

How degenerate you must be to find worth in a sandnigger whore.

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 No.182498

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 No.182499

File: 3d218beeabfa187⋯.jpg (67.28 KB,471x635,471:635,1513811360780.jpg)

>>182498

Holo is my 2D waifu.

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 No.182500

>>182497

Degenerates in the NEETgen! Never!!

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 No.182501

>>182496

white women scare me

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 No.182502

>>182500

The alcoholism is understandable, the fact that someone here has gone to the time of saving pictures and videos of an arab whore isn't.

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 No.182503

>>182499

She was mine last night. She said that because it was a party night you'd understand. She also said she was going to wash herself before she left so she was probably lying about that too. Did you kiss her good morning?

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 No.182504

>>182499

that's a normie tier waifu mate

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 No.182505

File: 6fa88dc829f19a6⋯.jpg (8.52 KB,200x200,1:1,Glorious nungah waifu.jpg)

>>182502

Different strokes cuz.

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 No.182506

>>182504

And I'm meant to care?

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 No.182507

>tfw had some left over pizza in the fridge which I ate yesterday

>ask my friend where he got it, was going to buy another

>tfw fighting with myself whether I should buy a pizza and as my first meal for 2018 and remain fat as fuck or begin to eat healthy again

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 No.182508

My balls hurt after my 3rd wank of the year. Maybe varg is right

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 No.182509

File: 6aff3e2b3cc9c4d⋯.webm (1.07 MB,640x360,16:9,stopwatchingporn.webm)

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 No.182510

>>182507

How fat are you?

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 No.182511

>>182508

Does Varg advocate no masturbation or just no looking at porn? the two aren't the same thing. You can still wank yourself silly without ever looking at porn.

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 No.182512

>>182510

30kgs overweight

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 No.182513

>>182511

Just porn I'd say.

I could but I wouldn't, porn just makes it so much easier .

I'll have a wank if I'm bored and its been long enough since the last wank. I guess I go through phases of how much I wank though.

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 No.182514

>>182490

Are there any good cumshot-comps with her on Pornhub? Cumshot-comps are probably my main fetish after photographing random women in grocery aisles

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 No.182515

>tfw receding hairline at 27

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 No.182516

>>182514

There are but theres too many black dicks involved for my taste

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 No.182517

>>182513

Yeah porn makes it easier to wank for no reason just because you are bored.

I still enjoy a good wank lying on my bed with no porn though. Love to look down my chest and see my big dick sticking straight up.

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 No.182518

>>182515

You are fat and Chinese too.

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 No.182519

>>182516

The contrast of skin tones just makes it so much hotter.

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 No.182520

>>182516

nothing worse than when you're almost there and a nigger dick pops onto your screen, I usually stop fapping while waiting for the scene to end or skip it altogether

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 No.182521

>>182518

Where did you get Chinese from?

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 No.182522

>>182520

Same, sometimes I wish I wanked left handed so I could have my mousehand free

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 No.182523

>>182521

The local takeaway.

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 No.182524

>>182520

The real redpill is stopping fapping to anything with dicks in it at all.

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 No.182525

>>182522

You can try using your left hand to move the mouse.

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 No.182526

File: a9bb1744580b783⋯.jpg (3.03 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20180101_153134.jpg)

Haha,I knew the local gook food place would open

Thanks for the suggestion fatneets

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 No.182527

>>182526

What have you ordered?

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 No.182528

>>182527

Nasi goreng

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 No.182529

>>182528

Just one dish?

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 No.182530

>>182528

oy vey what a bigoted nasi

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 No.182531

>>182526

They really don't understand local customs. bless 'em

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 No.182532

>>182529

Yeah, it's 8 bucks and I already got maccas today

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 No.182533

>>182532

You going to replace the booze and darts with food and become a fat NEET?

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 No.182534

>>182533

Nah, I was doing alright at cutting the junk food out but then got back on the piss and these recent benders mean I often run out of food or just can't be fucked cooking. I'll be back on the health train soon enough

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 No.182535

File: b54f350df24e883⋯.jpg (111.58 KB,900x900,1:1,hmsmugpepe.jpg)

>>182534

>I'll be back on the health train soon enough

Of course you will mate.

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 No.182536

Not Being A Fat Piece Of Shit 2018 is not off to a good start

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 No.182537

File: ec33828f1d5ebb7⋯.jpg (2.32 MB,3024x4032,3:4,No More Dan.jpg)

>>182360

STOP going

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 No.182538

>>182536

In what way have you sinned?

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 No.182539

File: de40a257d7cd493⋯.jpg (75.4 KB,598x687,598:687,fat wojak distressed.jpg)

>>182536

tell me about it

Drinking last night ruined today. I'm hungover and felt like shit so I went to maccas then got a 2L coke and Ive been sipping on it all day.

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 No.182540

>>182538

I had some tendies and chippies for lunch

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 No.182541

File: 9528a25aa4066bc⋯.jpg (50.38 KB,924x571,924:571,wojak neet lifestyle despa….jpg)

I can't change

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 No.182542

>>182536

How one NEETwent from being a fatty to skinny. The secret! Skipping breakfast or lunch.

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 No.182543

>>182537

primo oc

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 No.182544

>>182540

Doesn't sound too bad.

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 No.182545

>>182539

>2L coke and Ive been sipping on it all day

How is that supposed to make you feel any better?

I'm on half-goon half-water to get me through today

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 No.182546

>>182541

Neither can I. but unlike some NEETs I never embarrass myself by trying to pretend I can and giving optimistic assessments of the future.

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 No.182547

File: d42cacf86190f64⋯.jpg (6.32 KB,203x241,203:241,1dsvddsa.jpg)

Think I'll have a little nibble at the leftover kfc from last night.

>not making a resolution means i cant fail

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 No.182548

>2018

2018

does this feel surreal to anyone, I feel like we're still in 2016

2018

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 No.182549

>>182543

1st for 2018

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 No.182550

>>182537

amazing

do boongs actually sit around in public like that?

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 No.182551

>>182542

I managed to become massive during my teen years despite doing that. I'd get home from school and just eat everything

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 No.182552

>>182548

>tfw 2008 was ten years ago

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 No.182553

>>182548

People born in 2000 can now do porn

how about that

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 No.182554

>>182550

NK gave them the dregs from his goonbag once, now they wont leave.

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 No.182555

>>182539

Have some goon m8, that'll help you relax

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 No.182556

>>182548

But 2016 was fun, 2018 will probably be just as boring as last year.

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 No.182557

>>182553

Let's make it a competition then. Free box of home brand tendies to the first neet who links (legal) porn of someone born in 2000.

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 No.182558

How does kfc heat their potato and gravy? when you put the container in the microwave it melts

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 No.182559

>>182558

I cant believe people eat that shit

let alone microwave fast food (except pizza)

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 No.182560

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB,560x400,7:5,group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>182558

Their gravy's shit anyway, you don't want it. It's a shame that a franchise which makes so many other things excessively tasty does so badly with gravy.

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 No.182561

KFC is fucking shit

That sanders cunt is worse than Dan

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 No.182562

>>182561

this is a smart neet

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 No.182563

File: 5f4a5e9883b5e4c⋯.png (10.83 KB,500x500,1:1,zYmZx6.png)

Remind me to put the bins out tonight please. 9PM Eastern Daylight Savings time please.

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 No.182564

>>182559

It's finger lickin' good

>>182560

wicked wings are 10x better when dipped in mash and gravy

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 No.182565

>>182563

Just do it now you lazy cunt

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 No.182566

>>182565

dont ruin the fun

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 No.182567

>>182565

Only a bad neighbour puts their bins out early. They are an eye sore.

Also I like to creep out in the twilight so I will not be seen.

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 No.182568

>>182567

Me too. But there is no one in their warehouses today so I'm gonna go for a nice stroll in the sun with a big smug pepe smirk on my face

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 No.182569

After cleaning the backyard a bit I went to prune the roses but couldn't find the secateurs so I decided to clean out the drawer and cupboard in the lounge. Found a whole three pack of nicabates, I didnt have to go out and face the world with my crook gut the other day.

If only i was organised.

Now everything is all over the ground and semi organised and i'm full of kfc i'm too lazy to clean it up. I'll probably just chuck it all back in the drawer and hide it.

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 No.182570

>>182568

Good on you m8. I walk in the sunshine should be great for your mood.

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 No.182571

The rubbish truck man was 7 hours late today, fucking wagies

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 No.182572

>>182568

Stay away from the gook. You dont need temptations. It's a new year.

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 No.182573

>>182569

Can you buy just one pack of the mints?

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 No.182574

>>182560

Red Rooster's gravy is good

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 No.182575

>>182573

Yeah, it's $11 i think. I normally get them from priceline sometimes they have them on special - 3 pack for $23

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 No.182576

Good evening NEETs

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 No.182577

>>182575

Awesome, gonna go pick up a pack.

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 No.182578

>>182577

When I said we need a feelgood meme, I didn't think it'd be quit-smoking shit. If it helps you, good shit but get off them at some point if you can. I'm not even trying to quit smoking anymore, I'm just addicted to nicabate.

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 No.182579

>>182578

How hard have you tried to kick the nicabate? Have you tapered down your dose?

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 No.182580

>>182576

evening

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 No.182581

>>182576

Hello.

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 No.182582

>>182367

That boong drink m8

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 No.182583

>>182579

Not that hard, I just feel like one in the morning then keep taking them through the day when i feel like one. Basically like i didwhen i smoked but not it's a mint.

My uncle stopped smoking, went n the spray nicotine for about a week or two then stopped everything although he had cancer so that probably helped his determination to quit, I think it must be most beneficial in the first couple of weeks when the cravings are hardest but i cant remember that long ago. There are some that are 1.5mg per mint which is less than half the ones i have but i've never tried. I dont really want to quit them.

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 No.182584

>>182583

Are they bad for your health? You are getting a very strong dose of nicotine.

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 No.182585

>>182537

Just how I remember it

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 No.182586

>>182583

How old were you when you started smoking?

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 No.182587

>>182584

Never you fucking mind. I'm fine mate.

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 No.182588

>>182586

17, within a month I had powered up to smoking white ox without a filter. I couldn't roll so a mates mum gave me a rolling machine thing and I didn't get how to use it. I used to stuff it with tobacco and make them as thick as my finger.

Go hard cunt

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 No.182589

They taste fucking weird

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 No.182590

>>182589

My mate told me they tasted like ash, I think they taste like a refreshing cool mint.

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 No.182591

>>182522

I'm right handed but wank with my left hand

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 No.182592

File: 2d5977f40544233⋯.png (1.41 MB,691x1128,691:1128,SUDS.png)

What happens at 60 and 40?

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 No.182593

File: 6b63e29c8a608dd⋯.jpg (327.21 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Snapchat-247736411.jpg)

Happy New Year, NEETS! Me and my mates spent the night drinking gin and tonics and hanging out with an American girl I met off Tinder. Then I went back to her place for some fooling around and had a root in the morning for an hour straight. Didn't cum though, so nofap and nocum are still technically on? Let me know what you think.

Also, dunno if my mate posted but the place he wanted to get a blowjob was closed so he went for a Thai massage and wasn't allowed to take pics.

Pic is of a whiskey we had last night, it had bees in it. I want Dan to start stocking this.

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 No.182594

>>182590

How quickly is it meant to happen? The little booklet in the pack says it will not give you a "hit"

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 No.182595

>>182593

Well done getting that root m8. was she good looking?

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 No.182596

>>182552

Shut up

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 No.182597

>>182593

You should've taken pics of the tinderslut

>>182594

Nah there is no hit, it just slowly makes the craving subside. It's a pretty shit drug.

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 No.182598

>>182593

Did you wear a condom?

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 No.182599

>>182593

How did you go back to her place? Whenever I met girls travelling, and same goes for here at home, I have no idea how to insinuate that we should go somewhere and fuck

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 No.182600

File: 2bcdf7c3f05e225⋯.jpg (171.77 KB,1920x781,1920:781,Messaging1502541595419.jpg)

>>182595

Yeah she was actually pretty good looking and great to chat with. Really enjoyed the root too, but we were both too tired/drunk to actually finish.

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 No.182601

>>182563

Have a bin

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 No.182602

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 No.182603

>>182592

I havent been below 80 since I was like 12

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 No.182604

>>182603

It is subjective so maybe your 80 is actually your 50.

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 No.182605

>>182602

Australia has a "based black man"

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 No.182606

>>182597

My phone died, sorry.

>>182598

Yeah, I offered to go raw and do pull-out when I was drunk, but she was pretty adamant about using protection. Which was good of her.

>>182599

I dunno, we had good chemistry and had a New Year's kiss, then my mates wandered off and we took off in the opposite direction.

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 No.182608

>>182606

Why did she choose you over your mates? Are you good-looking?

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 No.182609

>>182602

It was already confirmed for all of us

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 No.182610

>tfw depressed

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 No.182611

>>182602

That whole article is awesome, Yoa is a good cunt.

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 No.182612

>tfw impressed

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 No.182613

>tfw suppressed

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 No.182614

>tfw extremely anxious

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 No.182615

>tfw blessed

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 No.182616

>>182609

Indeed we have, but the SJW need to confront the problem that someone from the community identified a problem within the community, which is not a white police man describing the problem.

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 No.182617

>>182608

Because we'd matched on Tinder and clicked. I was looking pretty good last night though.

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 No.182618

>tfw sobering up

I'll be back on the goon-tit later tonight, see you all drunkenly then

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 No.182619

>>182617

Are you horny for more pussy now?

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 No.182620

>>182602

turnkike's spiel makes me sick

>He said Victoria Police is a much bigger organisation, but it is lacking the “political leadership” to tackle the gang problem.

what was he doing?

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 No.182621

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182618

You only like us when you're drunk?

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 No.182622

>>182619

I'm feeling pretty good right now. We'll see how I go, I'm seven days into no nut, so I'm not feeling the urge just yet.

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 No.182623

>>182622

Wait so you didn't even have a fap after? Your dick and balls smelled of pussy, you hadn't cum from the root, and you didn't even have a wank to the memory later?

I do not understand this.

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 No.182624

>>182593

I'm sorry but I have to clarify

Was she white

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 No.182625

File: e89b60a2db66a28⋯.jpg (87.63 KB,668x1370,334:685,8f4ef850fdb847234d41285a9b….jpg)

Is tinder worth it?

I had my heart broken and i just dont have a wide social circle anymore.

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 No.182626

File: 1b133db527c9441⋯.png (342.3 KB,930x607,930:607,(2)_aus_-_NEET_General_189….png)

>>182622

> I'm seven days into no nut,

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 No.182627

>>182622

Have you been smoking cheap cigarettes over there?

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 No.182628

>tfw no social circle

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 No.182629

>>182626

>tfw didn't even last an hour of no pee january

>>182628

>tfw celebrating 10 years since I last had a friend this year

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 No.182630

>tfw /aus/ is your social circle

<Loyal

<Dependable*

<Available 24/7

>Offers good advice

*in tracking you down

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 No.182631

File: 49ea140f12d3fc2⋯.jpg (6.23 KB,243x208,243:208,vargfist.jpg)

>>182622

Get lost and take your filth away from here.

>>182625

There's no worthwhile women(people) on tinder. Best to find an area or hobby to lead you into that.

>>182548

I don't believe in years, only cycles of life and civilization. Also if you're wanting to improve just do it ASAP, already sorted out my bookmarks and cleaned my room. Moving on to other things.

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 No.182632

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182631

> take your filth away from here.

did you read his posts?

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 No.182633

>>182625

It's a hookup app which lets people pick people to sass (know, be aware of, meet, have sex with).

That is to say, it's a medium by which people can pick other people to hang out with based on their looks in the hope that the feeling is mutual. This is comparable to picking out all the people you find attractive in a reasonably large crowd, removing those with medium-high standards and hope and those not in need of quick sex and then hoping that those left are reasonably well adjusted and don't carry too much baggage. In short, optimistic and futile. The likelihood that one of the people that you would find would then be interested in a relationship and love is another level of improbable again.

What quality of people do you truthfully hope to find using such methods?

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 No.182634

>>182620

being a bureaucratic snob as usual

>>182629

>my first piss of 2018 was in my pants

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 No.182635

>>182623

Nah, I had to get back to my mates so I haven't had the chance and wouldn't take it anyway. Did take a shower with her afterwards and had fun hotfogging her ass while we washed each other

>>182624

Yeah, American with German-Italian heritage.

>>182626

No Poo 2019

>>182627

Nah, smoking doesn't interest me. My mate has, genuine Dunhills and Marlies. The cheap, local stuff is apparently exactly as you'd expect, shit.

>>182630

I genuinely love and appreciate all of you. You're good cunts.

NO NUT 2018

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 No.182636

>>182630

Warehouse stop posting pics that make it easy to track you down and I'll stop

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 No.182637

File: 96d832a4d9ace33⋯.png (566.85 KB,715x575,143:115,Turnbull.png)

>>182621

I only like myself when drunk

>>182617

I hate you though I must congratulate you on the root, when do you come back?

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 No.182638

>>182635

Bretty good then, I guess you salamid her schnitzel then

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 No.182639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182633

Only the pure at heart, truly beautiful people looking for substantial, honest relationships and deep connections.

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 No.182640

>>182635

Has your mate fucked anyone yet?

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 No.182641

>>182631

I'm here for another week or so. We'll be leaving Saigon tomorrow and heading north. Cheers. I was actually more happy to meet a genuinely chatty girl who got into our bullshitting for the night. The root was a bonus.

What's happening in Australia anyway? Was there any trouble over NYE? I won't be surprised if Melbourne copped some gang shit again.

>>182638

Noice.

>>182640

Nah, just the blowjob.

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 No.182642

>>182641

Keep us updated on your adventures please mate. As many pics as possible.

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 No.182643

The shovel woman is screaming at her kids again. I'm starting to think she is mentally unwell.

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 No.182644

>>182643

She needs a good raping.

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 No.182645

>>182644

and bring more children for her to yell at into the world?

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 No.182646

>>182645

All my rapes are anal.

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 No.182647

>>182646

You learnt from the mistakes of your father.

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 No.182648

>>182642

Will do. We're not doing much today, but tomorrow I'll be doing an air BnB experience so I'll have some stuff to share. Can't remember if I saved or shared the sea snail dinner we had the other night.

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 No.182649

>>182648

Food is nice, but I won't deny I prefer to hear about smutty stuff. I have never been overseas and am sort of living vicariously through you.

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 No.182650

im destroying mums toilet with that Peri Peri maccas wrap

The nicobate lozenge must work ok

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 No.182651

>>182650

Nicotine has a laxative effect on the body.

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 No.182652

File: edd5f6de42e72ae⋯.jpg (2.49 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20180101_180111.jpg)

>>182651

That's my point

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 No.182653

>>182649

I'll report any debauchery we find ourselves in then, anon.

Gonna have a lie down and read some Scott Adams. Catch ya, cunts.

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 No.182654

>>182652

I thought you were having clean feet 2018?

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 No.182655

>>182653

See ya mate.

have a wank

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 No.182656

>>182651

That explains my undies.

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 No.182657

>>182656

Poor wiping and washing practices is probably more likely.

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 No.182658

>>182656

>undies.

*cumdies

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 No.182660

>>182657

touching male ass is too gay for me mate

>>182658

that's not a current year meme

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 No.182661

File: bcfc4882a37ae05⋯.jpg (383.1 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Snapchat-646361507.jpg)

File: 5b11c6bdab917ed⋯.jpg (345.69 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Snapchat-1820541186.jpg)

File: c561ba630bba34a⋯.jpg (460.22 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Snapchat-1416279649.jpg)

>>182655

Sea snail seafood pics. Apparently these only really became a thing during the Vietnam War when people were starving and would eat anything. Now they're a delicacy.

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 No.182662

>>182657

Yeah nah, If nicotine is a laxative without the mints I'd only shit once a week.

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 No.182663

>>182660

it's only 18 hours old m8

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 No.182664

>>182661

>Scallops

Exceptional taste.

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 No.182665

Storming again, and there was a slight 'dip' in the power a moment ago. If the power goes out I'll have to rely on my imagination which I don't think has been used for a few years at least.

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 No.182666

>>182665

The power's been out for the past 3 hours, you've been looking at a blank screen and your pineal gland is only just getting warmed up.

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 No.182667

>>182661

Look pretty good.

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 No.182668

>>182654

thats pretty clean by my standards

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 No.182669

just had my first wank of the year

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 No.182670

>>182668

you're the blackest neet in the thread

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 No.182671

>>182670

Well, I am like 1/8th italian or something

might explain my hairy legs

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 No.182672

>>182671

but i'm no part italian and have hairy legs

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 No.182673

File: db9b71a68e30166⋯.png (13.24 KB,560x590,56:59,1513983683969.png)

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 No.182674

>>182672

as hairy as mine?

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 No.182675

>>182671

wogneet

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 No.182676

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 No.182677

Fuck.

Just found out my mum's mum (who I lived with after I ran way from mum) has stage 4 cancer.

I need to get back in contact with that lot now.

fuck

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 No.182678

I'm starting to think my NEET Hairy Legs folder is about to get more images.

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 No.182679

>>182677

Sorry to hear that mate.

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 No.182680

>>182678

You'll never see mine, probablyhomosexualneet

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 No.182681

>>182680

are you a child rapist

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 No.182682

>>182678

show us a screenshot of your folder, i dare you

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 No.182683

>>182680

top kek I can assure you I have much better things to jerk it to than your hairy legs m8.

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 No.182684

>>182682

There actually isn't one right now. It is just a meme. I haven't sorted all my pics in ages.

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 No.182685

>>182679

cheers

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 No.182686

these nicorette things wont go well with drinking beer.

im just gonna start my 6pack of gooktaos soon, i hope they last. maybe i should go and get more? it is new years day after all huh :^)

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 No.182687

>>182686

Yeah probably should grab a few more. And just a few darts to go with them as well. You can stop tomorrow. One more day won't hurt.

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 No.182688

>>182687

You're a bad man.

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 No.182689

File: 212da1b8638f3d9⋯.jpg (50 KB,270x270,1:1,5203950aaf46fbadc1e053e0f6….jpg)

>>182688

>You're a bad man.

>tfw when you're a bad Dan

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 No.182690

File: 8d80cab48421e69⋯.jpg (30.76 KB,552x600,23:25,pigeon.jpg)

Yeah fuck it, i'll just get a longneck to top it off. One vice at a time right neets?

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 No.182691

File: 004032926865130⋯.jpg (199.16 KB,600x687,200:229,stopdrinking.jpg)

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