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File: 8b8ff1355e48b29⋯.jpg (110.96 KB,1252x1252,1:1,1491664068337.jpg)

 No.149116 [Last50 Posts]

The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?

Previous

>>148302

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 No.149118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning neetos

listened to this yesterday for the first time in years, reminded me of you's

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 No.149120

Banned from twitter lads

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 No.149121

>>149120

why are you on it?

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 No.149122

File: 5cb23657613b859⋯.jpg (63.96 KB,438x547,438:547,IOObpVx.jpg)

>>149120

For what reason?

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 No.149123

>>149120

hey marche

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 No.149124

>tfw rain tomorrow

going to have a huge workout today then get comfy af tomorrow to enjoy some peace and quiet before the wagies all return

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 No.149125

File: fecd3ecf5eaf866⋯.png (579.85 KB,1073x583,1073:583,bugs.png)

thank god we're at least winning the war against the bug people

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 No.149126

>>149124

how terrible must their lives be that they go out of their way to hang out online with no hoper neets and rp as us

sad cases

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 No.149127

Anyone else find when they get anxiety their tongue has a weird tingling feeling?

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 No.149128

>>149127

No, though my tongue does at times feel too big for my mouth at times.

I recently realized that I have muscle pain all over my body because I get anxious in public and tense my muscles unconsciously.

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 No.149129

>>149128

took some benzos to ease my anxiety. I feel calm and drowsy, and I suspect my judgement is impaired like being a bit drunk, which makes it harder to deal with the problems which were making me anxious to begin with.

Is there a drug that fills you with confidence, rather than making you too stupid to realise how bad things are? that's what we need

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 No.149130

>>149129

Apparently phenibut works like that. I haven't tried it though.

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 No.149131

>>149129

>Is there a drug that fills you with confidence

Yep, meth.

Unfortunately when you come down you

>realise how bad things are

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 No.149132

>>149130

>phenibut

Is that legal in Australia as a nutritional supplement?

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 No.149133

>>149132

Yes it is very easy to buy. No prescription necessary.

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 No.149134

Did some more cleaning of my house today. Cleaned out all the kitchen cupboards and swept the front porch.

Slowly but surely we are getting there.

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 No.149135

REEEEEEEE YOU FUCKED #150 UP ITS RUINED!

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 No.149136

>>149134

Slowly but surely is the best way for neets

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 No.149138

>>149136

>>149134

I'd suggest burning the place down and claiming the insurance as being a more sensible plan than cleaning up, but…I've made mistakes in the past

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 No.149139

>>149138

You burnt it down then remembered you didn't have insurance ?

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 No.149140

>>149139

I'm just not a detail orientated person

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 No.149141

>>149140

It's still fun to watch things burn though

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 No.149142

>>149135

i noticed it too but i've been trying to contain and limit my ree's

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 No.149143

>>149133

are there shops that sell phenibut, or do i have to order it from a website?

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 No.149144

File: 2179c6380e68201⋯.jpeg (4.58 MB,4032x3024,4:3,image.jpeg)

>tfw never touched as a child by a hot 18 year old

How much of a freak you reckon this hoe would be in bed,

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 No.149145

>>149143

I reckon it is the sort of thing you won't find at woolies or the major chemists either. Buying online is easy though.

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 No.149146

>>149144

>tfw too old to be molested

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 No.149147

BO can you fix my typo in the OP?

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 No.149148

File: 674db74e606474e⋯.jpg (31.82 KB,499x499,1:1,1426228168702.jpg)

>>149147

It doesn't matter m8. No-one is really upset. Just relax.

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 No.149150

>>149148

>not making typos and grammar errors all the time

>centrelink finds out, declares you ineligible for dspbux due to lack of impairment

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 No.149151

>>149150

taht wonk hapen 2 mee

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 No.149152

Might go see the new bladerunner by myself tonight.

Have any of you guys seen it?

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 No.149153

>>149152

no but the foreigner was alright

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 No.149154

>>149152

I am going to wait until it is out as a torrent. It got really good reviews which makes me think I won't like it. My tastes diverged from those of the film critics a long time ago.

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 No.149155

>>149129

Is there a drug that fills you with confidence, rather than making you too stupid to realise how bad things are? that's what we need

Opiates.

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 No.149156

>>149155

>making you too stupid to realise how bad things are

Have you ever actually met a smack head ?

Because you literally just described one.

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 No.149157

>>149148

speak for yourself

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 No.149158

I've booked in the carpet cleaners for next Thursday. So that gives me a firm deadline for when I have to have the whole house cleaned by.

Once the carpets are done I am going to buy myself some new furniture and then the house will look good enough for me to have all the other tradesmen in that I need to fix the place up.

My period of living in squalor is coming to an end.

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 No.149159

>>149152

Yeah it was actually good, I recommend the watch

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 No.149160

>>149158

Sounds good anon, improvements in your living circumstances will always improve your situation. Just puts my mind at ease knowing my room isn't as cluttered, weighing me down.

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 No.149161

NZ just BTFO gooks. Hopefully we do the same thing.

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 No.149162

>>149161

How so?

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 No.149163

>>149161

Electing Labor and the Greens is hardly going to "BTFO" gooks m8.

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 No.149164

>>149161

That reminds me, what's happened to NZneet ?

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 No.149165

>>149163

Their labor party is going to kick out a large number of chinks and stop them from buying property.

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 No.149166

>>149165

I will believe it when I see it m80. Also their labour party wants to double the number of refugees they take.

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 No.149167

>>149166

>get rid of gooks

>import twice as many niggers

Fucking sheep shaggers, always getting it half right

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 No.149168

>>149166

Well their labour party made a deal with their populist NZ first party who don't want any gooks, pajeets or mohammeds. Guess we'll just see how it pans out.

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 No.149169

>>149168

Yes we will have to wait and see. The Greens are part of that government too.

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 No.149170

>>149156

I was responding to the poster askig for a drug that fills you with confidence and makes you happy. Opiates do, I wasn't talking about meth. I fucked up the quoting.

I've taken opiates on prescription for pain after surgery, and they do far from making you stupid. For the duration your depression is cured, you don't feel drunk or have loss of motorcontrol, you just feel like in a really positive mood all the time - like normies. Of course they kill the physical pain as well.

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 No.149171

>>149170

All good m8, I probably came off a bit rude in my reply but half the people I went to school with ended up on heroin and I can tell you they are completely fucked.

I guess it comes down to quantity and self control.

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 No.149172

>>149164

He had to go back

>>149167

Sigh, one step forwards, two steps back…

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 No.149174

>>149158

Do you live alone? I take it you're on dsp with so much disposable cash to afford everything you've been talking about.

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 No.149175

>>149174

Yes I live alone. I have three years worth of saved DSPbux to spend.

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 No.149176

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149175

sharing is caring

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 No.149177

>>149175

Are the prophesised dsp-messiah-neet who will lead the faithful out of the desert of newstart into the kingdom of dspbux?

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 No.149178

>>149177

With time, patience and some suffering, all NEETs can ascended to the enlightenment of DSP.

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 No.149179

>>149177

Careful m8, you just called him a joo …

Then again, he has saved 3 years DSPbux …

(post made in friendly jest)

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 No.149180

>tfw have fucked up and hand (ligament torn, arthritis) and back (disc popping out when it feels like it, no cartilage) and still ineligible for DSP

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 No.149181

>>149180

Have you also consulted doctor pajeet about your mental health problems? surely that would put you over the 20 points with your pre-existing conditions.

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 No.149182

>>149181

Oh I forgot to mention my depression and insomnia. And yes apparently that isn't enough.

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 No.149183

>>149182

That sucks, maybe hold out until next election, labor will probably get in and they will most likely relax requirements for the dsp.

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 No.149184

>>149183

they tightened them last time they were in m8.

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 No.149187

File: 502b2129e848621⋯.png (184.12 KB,659x609,659:609,1507939675876[1].png)

I just noticed there's actually an /india/ board here.

Looks like only 1 pajeet posts there though except for DESIGNATED posts.

And they word filter designated, lol

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 No.149188

>>149187

>देसीgnated

cool

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 No.149189

>>149188

Desi is a loose term for the people, cultures, and products of the Indian subcontinent or South Asia and their diaspora, derived from the Ancient Sanskrit देश, meaning Land or Country.

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 No.149190

File: 2927758aa87e6be⋯.png (1.24 MB,1305x639,145:71,armpit.png)

I went to imagesearch for that sanskrit rune/symbol and one of the first filters was armpit

did i just uncover pajeets secret fetish?

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 No.149191

>>149189

So … all of india is DESIgnated ?

Sounds about right.

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 No.149192

Holy shit, lol, you funny cunt

I've a feeling pajeet may regret us discovering his secret hideaway

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 No.149193

finally got my home gym all together and did my first "work out" was only about ten mins but i'm puffed out now

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 No.149194

>>149193

What'd you get and what sort of routine are you on?

>tfw hit 90kg bench at 78kg bodyweight today

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 No.149195

>tfw only me and a few other loners in the cinema

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 No.149196

Feeling sort of "trapped" tonight, just going around Google Maps and looking at how many nice little places there are in Australia. There must be some really remote, cool stuff out there. I bet there are fairly decently sized regions where no one has been for decades.

I wish I had a group of friends to go on a roadtrip with, bit of a normie thing I guess but just spending a year travelling around and doing odd NEET jobs or on DSPbux. Anyone interested?

So many comfy foresty areas in NSW/VIC, the more barren fields of SA/rural NSW look nice too. The dense rainforest of NT/QLD would make for some good adventures in terms of just how remote it is.

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 No.149197

>>149194

i dunno really, i've never used one before i was just making sure everything worked ok

should i take pics of myself to see if i'm getting buffer?

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 No.149198

>>149196

Road trips are great you don't really need friends to do it, just some good music, podcasts and fun roads.

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 No.149199

>>149196

>where no one has been for decades.

those places you said (i cant say for FN QLD or NT though) are rural but theres still a fair few people around

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 No.149200

>>149199

and they're all inbred lunatics I bet

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 No.149201

>>149200

That's everyone in QLD and NT though

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 No.149202

>>149201

Fair point.

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 No.149203

>>149201

Inbreds are only in tas, step up your game m9

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 No.149204

File: c5035eb7f8b9fd0⋯.jpg (56.73 KB,919x720,919:720,1464819889934.jpg)

>you will never have a gf

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 No.149205

>>149203

That's just what a queenslander would say

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 No.149207

How you going Dietneet?

You on a low carb diet?

I'm fasting since lunchtime to dinner tomorrow.

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 No.149208

File: 2a7019be1e3dafb⋯.jpg (44.86 KB,425x736,425:736,1438519950001.jpg)

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 No.149209

Tempted to quit my job, move out and deal weed. Sick of fucking waging man

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 No.149210

>>149209

Where'd the thread for wagecucks go? Go away.

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 No.149211

>>149210

Half the neets here are probably wagies by now, admit defeat

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 No.149212

>>149211

How, when I can't even get a job stacking shelves?

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 No.149213

>>149209

>dealing weed

Just another form of wageslavery

>>149183

>>149184

Even when the ALP don't actively fuck over people, they do so passively, by neglecting to reverse changes made under the Liberals. Nowadays they mainly care about fag marriage and refugees, and don't give a shit about the welfare of working class Australia. One Nation should sue them and make them remove the 'Labor' part from their name. And maybe the 'Australian' part as well.

>>149178

Tell us anon, how did you beat the system?

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 No.149214

>>149212

If you think about it, you'll become one

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 No.149215

File: 3fbd0531aff904f⋯.png (8.9 KB,365x378,365:378,CP269nyU8AA7HbW.png)

Finally booked in to get new tyres for my motorbike today, but it's raining and new tyres are extremely slick and slippery for the first 100km.

I'll see you guys in NEETheaven.

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 No.149216

>>149207

I am still on my baked beans and coffee diet. I have 6 cans of baked beans left. After that I am going to try going on a meat and 3 veg diet. Just one meal a day.

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 No.149217

>>149200

nah mate, they're the heart and soul of Aus, the last real people we have.

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 No.149218

>>149216

seriously man, good on you for sticking it out. I dont spose it's easy.

you're a champ

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 No.149219

File: 570312dc39aad6f⋯.jpg (25.27 KB,403x537,403:537,2596119af46e6b1cdd082cea83….jpg)

Back at it on >>>/india/

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 No.149220

>>149215

ask them to put on some training wheels

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 No.149221

File: 943a1a68c92a16f⋯.jpg (32.62 KB,629x464,629:464,88575.JPG)

>>149220

I wish, not booked in until 2pm hopefully the rain eases up a bit.

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 No.149222

>>149204

Make a Tinder, bring some lols to the thread to see the sort of fine young ladies this country has to offer on there.

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 No.149223

File: 9491440ce106134⋯.jpg (27.04 KB,555x555,1:1,1411158895833.jpg)

>>149222

Lifting neets what is the consensus on wearing gloves? Should I wear them when lifting or not?

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 No.149224

>>149175

>>149158

>own house

>house

>getting new stuff

>has savings

Man some people just get it all

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 No.149225

>>149223

Are you doing more than bodyweight lifts?

No u dont neet gloves

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 No.149226

File: 7a4b230d24ae409⋯.jpg (17.53 KB,248x189,248:189,flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg)

>>149219

Lol, the whole top row is armpits , fuckin' kek

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 No.149227

>>149223

Don't bother, calluses are fun to pick

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 No.149228

>>149225

I am going to start doing squats, deadlifts and bench press. I plan to eventually lift as much as I am physically able.

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 No.149230

My PC Parts are here. I am going to have to watch some YouTubes on how to build this thing. It has been 6 years since I last did this.

I am going to keep the current one intact for now just in case the build goes wrong and I need to google for fixes.

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 No.149231

>>149226

i was shitposting to begin with but it's an actual thing.

pajeets talk about wanting to lick a dark armpit.

dirty cunts

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 No.149232

>>149230

keep yourself grounded and don't touch anything made of gold

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 No.149233

>>149231

Yeah, I had a look when you showed that search yesterday.

pajeet is an even sicker cunt than I thought,which is shocking really.

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 No.149235

>>149232

I will be as humble as always.

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 No.149236

I think i'm falling for my own meme

armpits are starting to look pretty good

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 No.149237

>>149236

must be your french blood

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 No.149238

>>149236

And another honourable Aussie NEET falls victim to pajeets degenerate trap.

Damn those evil street shitters,damn them.

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 No.149239

>>149221

Mohommad?

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 No.149240

Well the holden plant is closed, more bogans to take the cenno bux

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 No.149241

>>149240

This will surely drive up the price of commodores.

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 No.149242

>>149241

I thought the new commodore was going to be made in China, if that's so the new ones should be half the price and fall to pieces within 12 months

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 No.149243

>>149241

Those remote abo houses with loads of broken down commodores out the front will be gold mines

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 No.149244

File: 7bb35a0c70aab1d⋯.jpg (82.88 KB,680x435,136:87,d0cba4_5746456.jpg)

>>149240

>tfw no more comfy full-sized sedans designed specifically for cruising across the harsh Australian outback

RIP Ford and Holden.

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 No.149245

>>149242

The new foreign built Commodores will be a complete flop, no one will buy Chinese dogshit, they don't even deserve to have the Commodore name on them.

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 No.149246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149245

yeah, the wrong team won wwii

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 No.149247

>>149246

I don't know if that thing was quick or not, but it LOOKS like it should have been racing against the GT40. Pretty cool.

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 No.149248

Do we manufacture anything in Aus these days ?

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 No.149249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149247

and it's little brother looks like it should have been in group b

>>149248

our biggest export is now shitposts sir, followed up by fosters beer

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 No.149250

>>149249

>fosters beer

I get eternal amusement from seppos and poms who think we actually drink that filth.

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 No.149251

>>149250

yeah it's a long running joke that never gets old because the yanks started it and aussies only benefit from it

god forbid they find out about vb, then the natives will riot

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 No.149252

>>149251

I'm pretty sure I've never seen it served in any pub anywhere here in my whole life.

And I'm oldNEET

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 No.149253

>>149252

i remember fosters by the slab in bottle-o's but that got phased out by west end and vb around the late 90's

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 No.149254

Well the PC build is progressing. I have taken a break because I am up to the part where I have to plug the little power button light cord in to the motherboard and all of its other little friends too and I have no idea how to put them all in. I will need to google it I think.

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 No.149255

>>149254

the mobo should have a diagram next to the pins to tell you which ones are for which, then you need to figure out which wires are poz and neg

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 No.149256

>>149254

Building a computer is like putting together a lego, shit's easy as fuck brah, just don't force shit in with retard strength

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 No.149257

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 No.149258

Why don't I have a gf?

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 No.149259

File: 3433726cf707ca9⋯.png (28.47 KB,957x751,957:751,1472426440596.png)

I have found the "system panel" diagram in the manual and am going to hook things up now. Special attention will be paid to + and - symbols.

Thank you all for your concern.

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 No.149260

>>149258

Because you dont have a job

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 No.149261

Bladerunner 2049 was pretty good. There wasn't much to the story but the original was the same. It was a very well made film and had some really stunning visuals. Pretty much the cyberpunk Drive.

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 No.149262

File: 1470368a538e8c6⋯.png (967.83 KB,700x578,350:289,GodHatesNEETs.png)

>>149258

Because God hates NEETs

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 No.149263

>>149221

Just checked the radar, hope you took it easy riding home, gonna be slippery as all shit

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 No.149264

File: d3ffb63e7c1cbda⋯.png (423.22 KB,645x645,1:1,1491437181700.png)

>>149262

>tfw god has given me DSP for life

truly blessed

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 No.149265

>>149261

>There wasn't much to the story but the original was the same

What? The story was fantastic.

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 No.149266

No Blade Runner spoilers please.

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 No.149267

>>149265

*original's story

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 No.149268

>>149265

The story was good but it wasn't very narrative heavy which isn't a bad thing. I didn't word that very well.

did you spot the memory maker girl as the child early on?

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 No.149269

File: cdd5bb212d039de⋯.png (70.65 KB,1029x816,343:272,1471763737152.png)

Alright boys I have connected everything to my PC and turned the power on and lights were on and fans were spinning so now I am going to remove my current PC and then hook the new PC up to my monitors and see if I can install Windows on it.

Things have gone well so far but I have a bad feeling that things are not going to work right from now on.

I will see you all on the other side.

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 No.149270

>>149269

Good luck anon, take a photo of it once it's all set up.

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 No.149272

>>149270

or don't

asioneet might still be around

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 No.149273

File: 61239c58ad5274c⋯.png (491.29 KB,414x600,69:100,99twza31y.png)

>mummybot brings cinnamon donuts home for morning tea

>give in and take one

>eat half the donut then realize I'm fucking up

>throw the rest in the bin

Just fucked up my fast and it's carbs.

It's hard doing keto, plus I hardly get access to the kitchen. Dinner is made and I have to reject it/put it off. No I don't want your Chicken Tonight butter chicken with rice.

All the low carb stuff is expensive too, can't fill the fridge with the vegetables I want too.

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 No.149274

>>149273

Keto, fasting, and low carb obviously too restrictive for you. You only have so much willpower. The best diet is the one you can stick to.

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 No.149275

>>149273

Dumpsters have a great selection on low carb food

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 No.149277

File: c549ea4992a62f3⋯.jpg (17.68 KB,400x399,400:399,ritsuko.jpg)

My IRL neet friend has been acting really distant since he went on that tinder date. Yesterday I found out secondhand about the sex he has been having with this loose girl over the last week and a bit.

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 No.149278

File: 717331b14133451⋯.jpg (2.97 MB,2520x2100,6:5,bin neet.jpg)

>>149275

nice try my feathered friend

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 No.149279

>>149277

That'll happen when a friend gets a gf, especially if it's his first.

Just hang in there, if he's a real friend he'll get back to you once the shine of having sex has worn off, especially if she's a scrubber.

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 No.149280

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Solid watch, though I haven't seen the source video myself.

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 No.149281

>>149280

They're both full of shit and paint things too much to one extreme or the other imo

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 No.149282

>go to Coles

>self serve checkouts closed again for some fucking reason

>one person serving in the 12 items or less aisle

>line halfway out the shop

>they finally decide to reopen the self serve when I'm the next person in line

Fucking wagies, robot only supermarkets when?

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 No.149285

>>149279

>>149277

Watch out NEET, this is where u will find out if this is a good or terrible mate, if hes red pilled or easily controlled by the pussy.

I would adivse not the pull any punches, if u see him being a beta, paying for heaps of shit etc call him out on it. Always as a joke and if he keeps doing it really have a dig at him.

Had a mate that got a gf. And was a total beta, i made jokes and he got riled up, but what was really annoying was he was always scabbing weed and drinks off me, and then hes buy this girl dinner and shit. Fuck that, hes dead to me now

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 No.149286

>>149285

>>149277

The only solution here is to flirt with your mate so he drops his gf for you

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 No.149287

>>149286

NO POOFTERS ALLOWED

Shit … whats happened to the sticky with the rules for /aus/ ?

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 No.149288

>>149277

I've lost a few friends to this exact phenomenon. One guy started treating me like a total stranger after he got a gf. I hope your mate doesn't completely dog you.

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 No.149289

>>149287

It's not gay if it's for the greater good

Also they probably went because they were only there for a certain neet, who seems to have finally been eliminated

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 No.149290

Had a dream that I went to Tokyo and fucked a grill last night neetos

Am I a normie now?

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 No.149291

>>149289

>a certain neet

Ah, that makes sense.

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 No.149292

File: a8178ddc3abd6c9⋯.jpg (31.09 KB,260x274,130:137,61x4IgaQH7L._SX260_[1].jpg)

>>149290

Was it this filthy whore ?

She does everyone.

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 No.149293

>>149292

I'd never fuck anything that dark mate

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 No.149294

>>149285

>>149288

I've noticed it too with guys, I wouldn't be down too much about it. It's a pretty strong sign of shitty character to begin with for you to be mindful of moving forward.

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 No.149295

File: 52cfbb478e50f48⋯.jpg (155.91 KB,500x585,100:117,large (1).jpg)

>>149237

>must be your french blood

what did he mean by this?

i really want to know, i'm 3/8 french

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 No.149296

>>149285

>what was really annoying was he was always scabbing weed and drinks off me, and then hes buy this girl dinner and shit

the worst kind of cunt, full stop

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 No.149297

>>149240

yeah it's fucking sad, i made a point of going past the plant today, there were heaps of cops so i didnt stop

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 No.149298

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 No.149299

>>149245

im not 100% sure but i remember someone saying that they were going to be front wheel drive

gay gook shit

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 No.149300

>>149248

theres a submarine place in Adelaide.. they produce fuck all and it's dodgy.

my cousin worked there and said they cut corners even though they know they will have to fix their fuck ups in a years time

he thinks it's just a way to extend the contract

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 No.149301

File: c430642812b1802⋯.jpg (406.85 KB,3000x1573,3000:1573,2018_holden_commodore_ng_o….jpg)

>>149299

yeah they've already tested out prototypes

it's going to be a fwd hybrid sedan

>>149300

last i heard their shipyards had their order slashed to sweeten some deal with the french

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 No.149302

>>149278

i really dont like the bin ibis meme

i was shown it by a normie and ever since i have been hesitant to even allow myself to be amused by it

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 No.149303

>>149292

Will she do the whole ausneet crew? Would we have to supply her with goon first?

>>149295

>i'm 3/8 french

just like france in about 10 years time

>>149297

the country's a disaster, the ruling classes are a disgrace, our fellow voters are retards for putting up with it, etc

>>149299

>>149301

> fwd, hybrid, made by chinks

…basically the car equivalent of fag marriage

who'd buy a shitty car made by chinks when they could get something made by the japanese instead?

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 No.149304

>>149303

>>149301

it's apparently the reason why the cops are going to be using bmw's rather than commodores

the cops themselves thought the fwd's were shit

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 No.149305

>>149303

>Will she do the whole ausneet crew?

That gave me a very,very sick thought.

Gooks should hire NEETs to do their bukkake films, pretty sure the lot of us could coat one of those sluts head to toe.

Could NEET on Gook porn be the next big degenerate thing ?

This may be the sickest thing I've ever posted, sorry guys.

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 No.149306

>>149305

Gooks crave big NEET loads.

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 No.149307

>>149306

shut up nisem

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 No.149308

>>149305

>This may be the sickest thing I've ever posted, sorry guys.

You're new here, aren't you?

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 No.149309

>>149308

Lol, no.

I was lying.

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 No.149310

File: f6db16f9809f187⋯.jpg (189.17 KB,580x580,1:1,pie.jpg)

Got the neet dinner in the oven. What are you guys having?

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 No.149311

>>149310

Sausage and egg sammitch, the food of kings.

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 No.149312

>>149230

Post pics when its done

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 No.149313

>>149310

Fuck knows because I forgot to take some meat out of the freezer for tonight

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 No.149314

>>149310

They went to the trouble of slow cooking smoked pulled pork and then froze it?

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 No.149315

>>149304

>it's apparently the reason why the cops are going to be using bmw's rather than commodores

>the cops themselves thought the fwd's were shit

Look up what they used to use for the PM escort security cars. They used to use australian built ford territories (which were a suv based of the falcon with same engine) When it was released, it was compared very favorably to the BMW X5 (which was double the price). For the security they used the turbo ones with the turbo inline 6. They replaced them with X5's a few years ago, as they went out of production and were getting too old.

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 No.149316

>>149314

They're dedicated chefs mate, only the finest for us lazy masses

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 No.149317

>>149274

I'm thinking of switching back to a medium carb diet at this point.

Too many hoops I have to jump through.

Not to mention the prices, rice and beans last forever.

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 No.149318

File: e276f0746306a33⋯.jpeg (42.61 KB,450x450,1:1,e5efe523-5104-41e1-a8aa-9….jpeg)

>>149304

i see more of them in camries these days but

>chinkshit hybrid systems

>anemic whatever cuckblock with inadequate cooling

>australian summers

what happened to coppers going for the kia stinger?

>>149310

tin of this with some avocado and lettuce because i'm a decadent neet

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 No.149319

>>149310

Update it was shit. It has the same texture as tuna. Going to stick to beef pies.

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 No.149320

>>149319

Damn, it looked good on the box.

Was gonna buy some if you hadn't said that.

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 No.149321

>>149320

me too, pulled pork is good usually

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 No.149322

Since we've hit 150 it is a good time to look back

Couldn't find the first neet thread (pretty fitting that it no longer works) but here is the second neet thread

https://web.archive.org/web/20150120010759/http://8ch.net/aus/res/9173.html

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 No.149323

>tfw pizza for dinner after heavy gym session

going to be having some eggs and greens for a late night snack then a hearty sleep knowing how much stronger I'll be in the morning

It's a good feel

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 No.149324

>>149322

>the first neet thread (pretty fitting that it no longer works)

the thread has transcended to neetvana

btw, what's the earliest neet thread you guys can access through 8ch?

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 No.149325

>>149324

I can see 108 in the catalogue

Dunno how to check archives because I am old and cannot computer

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 No.149326

>>149322

Goddamn , binNEET had trouble putting the bin out even back then !!

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 No.149327

>>149324

104 is the first one I found that 404s, 105 is here >>110610

Also I just noticed we went from around 20 threads in February last year to 100 mid November. Since then we've done 50 in a year.

A real disgrace tbh, this new breed of neet lacks the lack of work ethic of the old, we need to stop going outside.

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 No.149328

>>149327

okay so the link doesn't work but if you paste the number in the spot it will

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 No.149329

>>149322

>>149324

Lot of discussion about going off the grid. Apparently cheapest land is in rural TAS and NSW, I would have thought it'd be WA and NT but I guess not.

I wonder if anyone ever did set up a caravan on a $10k-$30k block?

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 No.149330

>>149329

aussie neet made a few vids about moving to tassie at one point too, it was a popular topic of discussion. It's a pretty unrealistic dream tbh, especially for an unmotivated loser like most of us

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 No.149331

>>149326

unless it's binNEET'S father, remember NEET's age faster than wagie's

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 No.149332

>>149331

He'd probably accidentally pull his cock out after the girl went home without our help though

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 No.149333

>>149331

>tfw 3 generations of NEETs never got that bin out

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 No.149334

>>149333

spooky numbers

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 No.149335

>>149330

From my understanding the issue is local council regulation and what you do about plumbing for the most part really. Did anyone ever enquire further?

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 No.149336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

And another classic to look back on

Stop waging and make more content NK

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 No.149337

>>149336

but his wagery helps fund future neet oc

he's like the ceo of this general

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 No.149338

>>149337

That OC seems to be mainly pictures of trash on his car floor

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 No.149339

>>149336

Bloody hell, I'd forgotten how good that was.

Guess his mums happier now.

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 No.149340

>>149336

fuck pepe, he's a smug cunt

that last 10 seconds of darkness was suspenseful

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 No.149341

File: 24e9eec307c85cc⋯.png (92.14 KB,207x432,23:48,Internet Weirdo.png)

I watched all your videos again. did you ever tell us why you sound so weird?

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 No.149343

>>149341

pretty sure he's half american half aussie or something

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 No.149344

>>149343

what does that mean?

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 No.149345

File: 0dd5591888975fc⋯.jpg (41.46 KB,480x360,4:3,dj.jpg)

>>149343

>>149344

racemixing - pol would not approve

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 No.149346

File: b1459c0b1cd0f2f⋯.jpg (31.09 KB,400x340,20:17,HWE78[1].jpg)

>>149345

Racial blood must be kept pure

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 No.149347

File: 84b02a79720caa8⋯.jpg (1.35 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20171020_181550.jpg)

Went to Bala dans, place is fucking depressing. The cool room had no lights on so I had to use my phone to see and the beer was warm.

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 No.149348

>>149347

> Bala

Balga ?

If so you're a brave man,thats a scary area

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 No.149349

>>149347

It looks pretty small

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 No.149350

>>149349

All the girls tell him that

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 No.149352

>>149350

they need a light to see it too

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 No.149353

>>149348

Yeh it's jam packed with niggers these days, it definitely feels like a c- dans

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 No.149354

File: 0b5c6e818d9537e⋯.jpg (1.92 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15084958660511176384803.jpg)

Bought some weed today as well

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 No.149355

>>149354

Living that wagie life now m8.

You'll have a gf like the BO next

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 No.149357

>>149354

Have you made a new contact for buying weed?

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 No.149358

>>149357

I know a few people who sell so it was easy

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 No.149360

>>149354

Nigger

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 No.149361

File: 023d0011ec14d92⋯.jpg (92.73 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Youlovepepereallyyoufaggot.jpg)

>>149360

No, his hands white, you can see it in the picture

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 No.149362

>>149361

His heart is black

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 No.149363

I got my new PC working. I forgot to take a picture. There wasn't much to see though. I have been busy re-installing all my familiar things and getting used to windows 10.

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 No.149365

>>149363

>getting used to windows 10

did you remember to buy lube?

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 No.149366

>>149363

What case is it? Could you open up the case and take a pic? I think I was the guy who helped you a few threads ago.

>>149365

You can use win10 for games, but I'd perform the brendan fraser mod first

https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Windows_10#Post_installation

You can block some of the MS IP 's that are used to communicate data, it's not perfect, but I wouldn't use it as my main OS.

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 No.149367

>>149366

I am too exhausted to take a pic right now. Maybe tomorrow.

I am going to run a script that counteracts a lot of the spying stuff in Windows 10, but that is all I'm going to do.

I have come to accept that if they want to know what you do online they can find out. Even linux is compromised because all the hardware is backdoored anyway.

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 No.149368

>>149367

>I am too exhausted to take a pic right now. Maybe tomorrow.

No worries m8, looking forward to it.

>Even linux is compromised because all the hardware is backdoored anyway.

The hardware isn't backdoored if you use something like a old Powermac G5 with a powerPC. Infact, all of the hardware backdoors have only been brought in in 06 (Intel conroe) and 2013(For AMD, and APU only, until 2017 zen made PSP mandatory).

If you use a old dual core athlon 64 or a powerpc on linux, the hardware is free of backdoors, the performance might be shit, but I have found most distro's make even the oldest hardware actually not feel shit again, maybe because it doesn't include a lot of the bloat modern windows has. Windows is good for gaming, but anything I want to keep even a little bit private I wouldn't do on it.

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 No.149369

>>149367

Yeh you wouldn't want bill gates stealing your tendie recipe

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 No.149371

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149368

Using Linux Mint on my laptop atm, probably should switch to Lubuntu or a lighter distro as there is some lag when opening certain things. Haven't used Linux in a while due to just settling on Windows for a bit, having issues installing Opera browser.

>been checking out this channel, props to whoever linked it.

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 No.149372

>>149369

>tendie recipe

Maybe it's his cheese pizza recipe he's worried about

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 No.149373

>>149372

The secret ingredient is sausage

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 No.149374

>>149369

The tendie recipe is a neets trade secret, normies cannot find out about it

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 No.149375

>>149374

They taste better when purchased in bulk during specials

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 No.149376

>sometimes get a pretty big $700 paycheck from waging

>have to pay rent monthly so once that's sorted I usually just let it dwindle down throughout the week on food

>tfw hardly save at all

>never have anything to legitimately 'save up' for

>don't drink or do drugs

>tfw the only vice I have is eating heaps of food

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 No.149377

>>149376

I've found that happens to me too. My health has been getting worse due to being a fat sack of shit lately though so it's starting to need to change.

Might be time to start collecting lewd anime figures or some other dumb shit, at least that doesn't kill you

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 No.149378

>>149376

How fat are you?

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 No.149379

File: 4e221a8ff7dae57⋯.jpg (1.81 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15085056172121537795332.jpg)

Found some left overs at kfc I can eat, dinner sorted

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 No.149380

>>149378

Fat enough

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 No.149381

>>149379

Pretty funky looking KFC, I don't think I've been in an actual physical discrete fast food store ever. My only exposure to fast food is at food courts at shopping centers, I really don't get the whole fast food culture on this board.

Are you deliveryNEET?

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 No.149383

>>149381

Sure am

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 No.149384

File: cf12e88eeac6c3a⋯.jpg (54.47 KB,485x450,97:90,moz2.jpg)

I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB

THEN I FOUND A JOB

AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

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 No.149385

>>149354

When are you going to start weedposting?

do you have a bong?

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 No.149386

File: 96744fe27838f26⋯.jpg (1.42 MB,6000x4000,3:2,IMG_0446.jpg)

File: 8cf5a38eb87f377⋯.jpg (1.03 MB,6000x4000,3:2,IMG_0448.jpg)

File: eb646ce5913c3fe⋯.jpg (992.65 KB,6000x4000,3:2,IMG_0435.jpg)

post your builds/pc

fell for the RGB meme but can't say I regret it, not like I have anything else to spend the cash on

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 No.149387

File: c3198e206ee9354⋯.png (6.11 MB,2592x1456,162:91,neet battelstation.png)

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 No.149388

File: 95e67ee04f094eb⋯.webm (10.81 MB,1280x720,16:9,VID_20171020_133348.webm)

The bogans across the road were at it again today

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 No.149389

>>149387

maximum comfy

I miss having a laptop and just relaxing in bed

>>149388

call the coppers on them and say it's domestic violence

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 No.149390

File: 6ab8b59e56ffbc9⋯.jpg (2.24 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20171021_001041.jpg)

>>149385

I bought these today in freo, never been much of a bong person and I haven't touched weed in 4 years because of all the acid I took when I was in my early twenties so I don't know if this is gonna become a new habit.

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 No.149391

File: c9ed25841483a3d⋯.jpg (1.39 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1508515992771677933163.jpg)

>>149386

Your too clean

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 No.149392

>>149390

Have you smoked any yet? Go slow, you will be cooked after having not smoked for that long.

I can't smoke weed anymore. It makes me too self aware and introspective which was fine when I was younger. Being a piece of shit loser well into my twenties has stacked anxiety on top anxiety, insecurity on top of insecurity and getting stoned just about introduces instant despair and doom.

Dan is my only friend now.

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 No.149393

>>149392

That's what Im afraid of, I need to smoke in secret so dan won't find me out

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 No.149394

>>149391

those big neet thongs

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 No.149395

File: 5d88053da8f63f0⋯.png (3.88 MB,1916x1080,479:270,225.png)

>>149386

>>149391

You are both too clean.

How can you vidya without gamepad, joystick, throttle, pedals and so on?

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 No.149396

>>149394

Their broken, I'm walking around on my bare feat like a boong

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 No.149397

>>149395

I play with my imagination

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 No.149398

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 No.149400

>>149398

Yeah, where's the nest of wires, the food scraps, the empty drink cans and bottles? Are you even trying?

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 No.149401

>>149395

>>149400

>>149398

>>149391

took the pic right after I cleaned my whole room up

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 No.149402

insomnia-neets - what to do when you're too tired to concentrate but too awake to sleep?

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 No.149403

File: ab0e537981665b7⋯.png (210.25 KB,425x401,425:401,1425.png)

>>149397

"Imagination" is a terribly strange name to give your penis.

>>149402

Suffer, usually.

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 No.149404

>>149402

Try to come up with a reason for why I havent killed myself yet

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 No.149405

>>149404

You rape at night

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 No.149406

File: 13aced0a02b17d0⋯.jpg (182.28 KB,1280x853,1280:853,slideshow3.jpg)

>>149402

>too tired to concentrate but too awake to sleep

I always feel like this. Browse imageboards and listen to music.

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 No.149407

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

morning neetos and wagies who have chose to spend their w/e with us

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 No.149408

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149407

oops, that isn't vid i meant to post

watch this

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 No.149409

>>149388

I hope there are no kids over there. Always makes me sad. Reminds me of my own childhood.

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 No.149410

>>149409

you turned out ok

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 No.149411

>>149410

Very funny.

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 No.149412

File: be57ee1b81f03e4⋯.jpg (61.22 KB,497x720,497:720,13529213_736260006517058_8….jpg)

G'morning NEETS

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 No.149413

>>149115

i do this as a neet

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 No.149414

>>149412

morning

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 No.149415

>>149408

i don't get it, but good morning

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 No.149416

morning guys. what glorious plans to turn your life around do you have for the weekend?

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 No.149417

>>149416

I'm gonna do bugger all and play vidya.

Might go visit my brother depending on the weather.

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 No.149418

File: 854e83455953427⋯.jpg (184.75 KB,1026x767,1026:767,854e83455953427b4f3d2cdeea….jpg)

Watch out NEETs !!

The brave warriors of antifa are gonna punch you !!

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 No.149419

>>149416

clean out mummybot's room then get my room sorted

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 No.149420

>>149418

apparently all you need to beat them is a car and some eurobeats

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 No.149421

>>149418

i love how the fat one even gets bandanas wrong

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 No.149422

>>149421

>the fat one

which one?

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 No.149423

File: 61bcf16583b24b6⋯.jpg (197.38 KB,1200x1195,240:239,hxm4ahwt3tky.jpg)

>>149418

yes, the brave warrios of the altright are going to fight back

both sides are losers

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 No.149424

>>149421

It's also a fat smoker, check out the right hand.

Great combination for a front line fighter.

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 No.149425

>>149423

Hi leftypolNEET

How's that boong gf of yours doing ?

Got a cure for that syphilis yet ?

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 No.149426

>>149425

i like how you assume i must be a lefty just for pointing out there are as many obese americans on the right as there is the left

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 No.149427

>>149426

the difference is trump fat has a rare pepe while the other one doesn't understand how rags work. the true victor is apparent

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 No.149428

>>149418

>>149423

I hate the whole U.S. political scene so much as well as the constant bombardment of political shit in every area of our lives these days

>inb4 you say you just want to chill out and some fat bitch with green hair says that makes you ignoring genocide or some shit

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 No.149429

>>149427

ahh, the sweet taste of rare pepe cake - fresh yet dank

>>149428

you can ignore politics if you want, but politics won't ignore you

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 No.149430

File: 86d557bf2e42400⋯.png (485.99 KB,480x660,8:11,1507358692030.png)

>>149427

alt 'master race mixing race' right

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 No.149431

File: 30cc010fcc616c3⋯.jpg (552.65 KB,1820x1024,455:256,bcpnews-alt-right-freedom-….jpg)

>ha, those leftypol faggots are so fat and have bad optics

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 No.149432

>>149428

that's the entire game the left is playing right now

>idpol

>if you're not with us you're against us

makes everything centre-right sound sane

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 No.149433

>>149432

both sides represent the sum total of how far both sides of politics have decayed imo

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 No.149434

File: 05602966952adc3⋯.jpg (15.89 KB,194x260,97:130,1501594231808.jpg)

Patriotic neets need to keep in mind that there are subversive non-whites in this thread who do not declare their conflict of interest when opining on political matters.

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 No.149435

Both the left and the right have been completely lost to identity politics, I suspect scholmo is behind it.

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 No.149436

>>149433

nah they've been playing the same game in burgerland since the end of wwii and the start of the cold war, just that it's only gotten to aus recently because of (((globalism)))

politics/philosophy/academia in general has been decaying ever since commies subverted the education system

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 No.149437

>>149428

you just want to chill out and some fat bitch with green hair says that makes you ignoring genocide or some shit

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 No.149438

>>149416

I have a driving lesson a bit later

Won't be long before I can head out and buy tendies at blistering speed. The future is soon.

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 No.149439

>>149438

We'll get a neet crew together and ramraid supermarkets for tendies! A bunch of obese figures in hoodies and pepe masks, precious boxes of tendies cradled in their arms, as they waddle away into the darkness, fleeing from the rising crescendo of approaching police sirens

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 No.149440

>>149439

>The NEETocalypse

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 No.149441

File: a947c3ba8293aeb⋯.png (89.61 KB,669x614,669:614,1458942032606.png)

>>149433

this graph sums that up pretty well i think. Their politics (and everyones really because the world is america) has become us vs them rather than debating the issues

everyone is addicted to drama

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 No.149442

>>149441

>everyone is addicted to drama

Gotta agree with that.

I think it's the main reason people get so worked up over it, their lives are so fucking boring that a bit of "us vs them" gets their blood flowing.

And these days they can do it from the comfort of their bookface page

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 No.149443

>tfw at least retards have an excuse

i tried to whippersnip the front yard and firstly i couldnt find a pair of wire clippers to cut new cord so i sperged out

got started and cord kept snapping and my head thing on the whippersnipper doesnt let cord out so i need to take it out which turned me into an autist trying to untangle christmas lights, sperged out again

neighbour comes over and gives me glasses because i couldnt find mine but it makes me look retarded not wearing any

then i get going again and some guy taps me on the shoulder (i think it was a relative or friend of the neighbour across the street) and tells me im doing it wrong (i was, i thought you were supposed to have it on an angle) at this point in sweating and my lazy eye is wandering off and sperged out more but with out making noise

get started again - whippersnipper runs out of fuel and i have to go to the servo to get more fuel, get home ans spill the 2stroke oil on myself sperg out more

go out and get started again and the cap thing that holds the head of the whippersnipper either comes off because i didnt clip it in properly or i didnt clip it on at all because i'm a fucking minda and spend half an hour looking for it sperging out yelling at myself in the front yard

go next door and give back glasses explaining why i didnt finish

walking back to my house guy from across the road just sitting in his car looking at me like im a fucking moron (which i am)

now i have about a quarter done in the front yard and i need to go to bunnings and see if they have spare heads for whippersnippers or give up

i think im going to give up

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 No.149444

>>149441

At least we have more than two parties in Australia.

And we don't vote by clapping.

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 No.149445

>>149444

Can you really tell the difference between labour and liberal anymore though ?

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 No.149446

>>149445

Guess we're converging to the middle.

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 No.149447

File: ce1c88268f2c807⋯.jpg (22.69 KB,300x224,75:56,$_35[1].jpg)

>>149443

I feel for you NEETbro

I bought one of these for $169 a while back, surprisingly good for an electric and it makes my front lawncare much less embarrising

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 No.149448

>>149447

yeah that's why i didnt have any fuel, i put the last of it in my lawn mower

my front yard has roses and rocks so i cant use a mower but theres weeds everywhere and they're like 4 foot tall

they sell those at bunnings i think, i've always presumed electric would be weak as piss, but if it works, that's cool.

i was looking at the electric chainsaws too, something about that just seems funny though like they'd burn out or something

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 No.149449

>>149447

also, that's pretty cheap for what it is. can you get battery pack ones or do they all need mains power?

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 No.149450

>>149449

Mains power.Might be a hassle if you've a huge lawn, I use 2 extension cords.

It's got a lot of guts though, I always thought the same about electric but those gooks are getting good at making this shit.

It's an Ozito elm-1400 btw.

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 No.149451

I used to have an electric lawn mower, it worked perfectly fine but having the cord flopping around was always annoying.

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 No.149452

I just pay a guy to do my lawns.

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 No.149453

File: 060fd12983f5ed5⋯.jpg (84.64 KB,544x944,34:59,bodybuilderpepe.jpg)

I have been out of action for about 6 months with an arm injury, but I think it is healed now so I have been getting into doing some lifting again. Going VERY slowly to start off with.

I bought a couple of barbells and some plates. I will be buying a power rack soon too. Time to get serious.

This injury caused me great sorrow. Don't take your health for granted neets.

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 No.149454

>>149453

Yeah I've done something to my knee and haven't been for a NEETrun in 3 weeks for fear I might make it worse, might go for a walk on monday and see how it holds up.

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 No.149455

>>149453

Overdid it with running , my legs are hurting.

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 No.149456

Got a big neet treat shit fermenting in my colon.

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 No.149457

>>149456

What treats did you have?

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 No.149458

>>149451

I fucking hate using corded shit. My blower is corded and it gets caught on fucking everything, plus it takes longer to wind up the cord into a sort of circular state than it does to blow down the hard surfaces.

>>149443

Just relax and try again later neeto. If you make sure everything is on correctly before commencing you shouldn't have any issues. Remember that some people chuck straight 4 stroke fuel in their (2 stroke) whipper snippers, you're not the biggest retard out.

Once you've done it once you'll be fine

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 No.149459

>>149457

A KFC family burger box, tub of Ben and jerrys and two garlic breads.

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 No.149460

>>149459

What flavour ice cream?

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 No.149461

File: 4b22dc6f567c852⋯.jpg (17.16 KB,376x391,376:391,images (20).jpg)

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 No.149462

>>149452

I pay a guy to do my mum

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 No.149463

>>149460

Cookie dough

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 No.149464

>>149462

I fucked my mum

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 No.149465

>>149456

Post a photo

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 No.149466

>>149462

You still owe me for the last time btw

And we've got to talk about the rates, she's really let herself go and it's getting hard to do her these days

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 No.149467

>>149456

Livestream a DIY colonoscopy.

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 No.149468

>>149455

have them amputated, that will take away the pain

>>149467

anon essentially wants gay porn

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 No.149469

File: 3d63c7b285e8174⋯.jpg (28.45 KB,300x470,30:47,1422539821497.jpg)

>>149468

He will still get phantom pain.

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 No.149470

>>149469

>those feels from the life you never had

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 No.149471

>tfw punished neet

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 No.149472

NEETs how low have your standards dropped?

Just how fat and ugly a gf would you accept if she showed interest in you?

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 No.149473

>>149472

Am I drunk or sober in this scenario ?

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 No.149474

>>149472

As long as they aren't obese and have a kind of pretty face I am interested.

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 No.149475

>>149472

So long as it's still warm

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 No.149476

>>149473

>>149474

>>149475

when will you guys transcend 3d girls and finally admit that only pure 2d anime girls are worthy of being your soulmate?

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 No.149477

>>149476

The day a 2d girl can suck my cock

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 No.149478

File: b2fec5f40c34fef⋯.jpg (247.95 KB,825x464,825:464,k.jpg)

File: 4bb3c31cbaa06d0⋯.png (354.67 KB,800x450,16:9,joi.png)

>>149476

Hologram AI gfs are just around the corner. We won't have to die alone.

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 No.149479

>>149472

I've accepted that I'm a meme no woman will ever fall for. My standards are not needed.

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 No.149480

>>149478

Can a hologram give good head?

>inb4 you'll have nothing to compare it with neet

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 No.149481

>>149472

At this point I can't comprehend why anyone would still be interested in 3dpd at all.

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 No.149482

>>149480

>>inb4 you'll have nothing to compare it with neet

That's correct I am a virgin.

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 No.149483

>>149472

I'd never go for a fatty, but i'd go for a 4/10 autismo girl.

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 No.149484

>>149483

Wouldn't most 4/10 autismogrills be fatties ?

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 No.149485

>>149484

autismos are generally skinny, it's like they have a fast metabolism or something.

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 No.149486

>>149485

I think they're just autistically picky about food

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 No.149487

>>149486

You're probably right.

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 No.149488

Fatties are hard to rape, they're slower but harder to move into the bushes

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 No.149489

Way too many normies in Dans today neetos

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 No.149490

>>149489

Saturday is normie day.

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 No.149491

>tfw smelly penis

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 No.149492

>>149491

Rinse it in the kitchen sink.

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 No.149493

>>149491

make the guy wash it before you suck him off anon

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 No.149494

File: 90517dd738947df⋯.png (604.36 KB,1024x451,1024:451,ss.png)

I think I've invented the world's lamest hobby - looking up the metadata tags on porn videos and then going to google streetview to find out where they were filmed. So far it's just cheap hotels.

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 No.149496

>>149494

Maybe you'll uncover a dark industry secret or something

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 No.149497

>>149494

you could get a wiki going and earn extra bux from the ad revenue

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 No.149498

>>149493

that's like rinsing out your goonbag before pouring a drink

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 No.149499

>>149494

Where do get the amateur videos?

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 No.149500

>>149494

What if one of them is your house

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 No.149501

I bought a little tub of Vaseline to rub on the dry irritated skin at the corner of my eye, and I was surprised that Vaseline these days hardly has any odour at all. I hadn't used it in years. Back then it had a really strong chemical smell. I only wanked with it a few times as an experiment.

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 No.149503

>>149498

>he pours goon out rather than drinking it straight from the goonbag

well look what we have here fellas, mr fancypants neet, slumming it with the rest of us. I bet he even washes his trackies before wearing them to a job interview

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 No.149504

I'm drunk and have no food in the house. What should I order?

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 No.149505

>>149503

>to a job interview

>attending job interviews

GET OUT WAGECUCK-TO-BE REEEEEEEEE

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 No.149506

>>149504

Nembutal.

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 No.149507

>>149506

>Nembutal

That's not very nice.

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 No.149508

>>149504

Pizza, it is a blasphemy against the booze god to eat anything else whilst drunk

>>149494

I read somewhere a while back that the really flash looking houses they're sometimes filmed in belong to rich crew who let them use the house in exchange for banging the "actresses"

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 No.149509

We should start calling it /ausfeel/ rather than being exclusively neet. Depressed former neet wagies have more in common with the average neet than those on DSP.

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 No.149510

>>149508

i;d get pizza hut but the local is run but pajeets ;_;

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 No.149511

>>149509

This is the neet equivalent of letting fags get married

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 No.149512

File: dc995dfbe64cead⋯.png (42.12 KB,446x373,446:373,1427098708365.png)

>>149509

Do not tamper with our ancient traditions, wagie.

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 No.149513

DSP aren't true neets in spirit. The average neet on newstart has to through trials and tribulations by being subjected to Kafkaesque nightmares at max and centrelink. The newstart neet lives under the poverty line either in a crowded sharehouse or with their parents. The DSP tard gets paid almost twice the amount of benefits in a lot of cases and gets preference for comfy dirt cheap public housing. They have the security of a fat pension with almost no obligations whilst the newstart neet is subjected to many indignities such as work for the dole.

DSP neets really aren't one of us.

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 No.149514

>>149510

I know that feel,pajeet took over my domino's and fucked it even worse than it was.

Get a burger and chips delivered then if you can,booze god will understand

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 No.149515

>>149511

I heard fagneet got married, to himself.

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 No.149516

>>149514

Ended up getting Turkish. No burger places deliver near me.

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 No.149517

>>149516

your mum got fucked by a turk

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 No.149518

>>149513

The DSP NEET is the only true NEET and is the best of neets and the best of fellows.

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 No.149519

Going to make a new general for DSP mongs

/tard/

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 No.149520

>>149515

They legalised same same marriage

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 No.149521

File: 81ae9960f23cbf2⋯.jpg (60.19 KB,612x450,34:25,5c3.jpg)

>>149519

You mean a hikki homosexuals thread?

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 No.149522

File: 1dae4a846647b2b⋯.jpg (36.03 KB,460x397,460:397,1kvs1p[1].jpg)

Not sure if just NEETs getting uppity on a Saturday arvo or if something weird is going on …

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 No.149523

>>149520

Gay squared, 4 times the gay for the price of 2

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 No.149524

I would love to give a DSP retard a good flogging.

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 No.149525

>>149504

Two extra large whores, and have them bring some thick crust garlic bread

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 No.149526

>>149524

Settle down m8, be nice to our DSP brethren

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 No.149527

File: 34bf0f0453b099a⋯.jpg (52.26 KB,600x600,1:1,6ee.jpg)

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 No.149528

>>149522

Those aren't neets, they're wagies in disguise

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 No.149529

>>149526

No. I am constantly discriminated against and mocked for not having a disability.

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 No.149530

>>149528

It's not like we have anywhere else to post.

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 No.149531

>Come back after almost a year of getting locked up at the mental ward for trying to off myself

>Wagecucks have taken over the NEET thread

Welp, lets hope I don't fail this time.

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 No.149532

>>149530

How about posting at work with your job while you engage in employment

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 No.149533

>>149531

WAIT !!!

Tell us some tales of the loonybin first

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 No.149534

>>149531

How did you manage to get in for an entire year? When I tried and failed to visit the neet general in the afterlife they kicked me out of the crazy house after a week

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 No.149535

>>149532

>implying I can even access the internet at work

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 No.149536

>>149531

What method did you use lol?

must of been pretty half hearted attempt if you couldn't take five minutes to research the most lethal accessible methods.

Little babbys cry for attention worked but he got locked up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

you fucking retard

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 No.149537

>>149535

Your boss bans it so you don't ruin the lives of innocent neets

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 No.149538

>>149536

Disgusting remarks.

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 No.149539

A good way to die is a tendie goon overdose

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 No.149540

>>149538

Yeah, It's pretty obvious we have a rather shitty troll visiting

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 No.149541

>>149540

Probably just a high school kid

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 No.149542

>>149541

Ah well, in a few more years he'll be here for real and we'll have the last laugh

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 No.149543

>>149542

He will probably become a normie and have friends and other disgusting shit by then

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 No.149544

Did I break the unspoken rule that out neet thread must be a safe space hug box?

I am have been neet since 2009 and have been here since thread 23.

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 No.149545

>>149537

i was 2 years a NEET but my insatiable lust for plastic butts led me to getting a job

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 No.149546

>>149544

Then why are you being a cunt ?

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 No.149547

>>149544

"Don't be a cunt" has been a pretty good rule to stick by in these generals. Nobody liked it when AussieNeet was a dickhead to other neets either.

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 No.149548

File: e2ba8235dc64a3b⋯.jpg (88.04 KB,650x746,325:373,race.jpg)

Who should I bet on?

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 No.149549

>>149544

go troll elsewhere m8, those kind of comments aren't welcome here

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 No.149550

>>149548

10 bucks on the nose for Miss Two Up

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 No.149551

>>149548

Chuck a dollar on all of them, that way you are bound to win

Don't fall for jewish gambling tricks neeto

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 No.149552

>>149548

all on trending

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 No.149553

>>149545

>insatiable lust for plastic butts

Not sure if I want to know more or not …

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 No.149554

>>149553

I'm a buyfag

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 No.149555

>>149554

How many anime sexpillows do you own?

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 No.149556

I have put $1.50 each way on Jabatran. We will see if any of you have more luck.

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 No.149557

>>149556

>trusting someone who spells their name Keven

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 No.149558

>>149555

5 with 2 more on order.

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 No.149559

>>149557

KEVEN!! KEVEN !!! MOW THE FARKIN LAWN KEVEN YA CARNT !!!

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 No.149560

>>149558

for what purpose

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 No.149561

File: 0dbe54d53c7d021⋯.jpg (38.33 KB,652x374,326:187,race2.jpg)

Results are in.

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 No.149562

>>149560

Haven't you ever wanted a sexpillow orgy ?

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 No.149563

>>149560

To have comfy sleeps with.

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 No.149564

Do any of you have interesting hobbies?

I need to find something to do so I stop spending all my free time jacking off

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 No.149565

>>149564

How often do you jack off?

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 No.149567

>>149522

I fear we are slowly getting invaded by wagies.

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 No.149568

>>149565

It varies pretty wildly

They are long sessions though

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 No.149569

>>149564

Try making youtube videos of yourself jacking off in famous places. You could go to the tops of skyscrapers and spray jizz so that it falls on people walking past hundreds of metres below.

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 No.149570

>>149564

Buy a microscope and start Dissection all the neighbourhood pets

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 No.149571

>>149569

There are no famous places within a few thousand k's of here mate

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 No.149572

>>149569

Get a zoom lens so you can record their reactions

>girl walks by below and stops, 'oh is it raining?' - holds out her hand and looks up in puzzlement

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 No.149573

What is the final solution to the wagie problem?

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 No.149574

>>149573

Wagies support the neet ecosystem. If you remove them you kill the neets

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 No.149575

>>149571

There's joondalup max

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 No.149576

File: 252e54d407390c9⋯.png (417.32 KB,720x534,120:89,252e54d407390c9ec002267df0….png)

>>149574

This , we need more wagies and less pajeets draining away our precious NEETbux

Also, found a penguinNEET

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 No.149577

>>149575

RapeNEET is a territorial beast

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 No.149578

>>149572

>ends up pregnant went she has a quick rub in the dunnies

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 No.149579

>>149574

If that is the case then wagies should be given more hours of work so they stay out of our threads and drive up the amount of NEETbux.

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 No.149580

>>149576

/our penguin/

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 No.149581

File: bb21698883f81d4⋯.png (181.78 KB,866x635,866:635,1479636172112.png)

>>149576

Reminds me of this

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 No.149582

I'm sorry for my egregious comments this afternoon.

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 No.149583

File: a0d74d1da3483a2⋯.jpg (89.32 KB,314x1024,157:512,1495283225203.jpg)

>>149580

This one too

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 No.149584

>>149581

I gotta remember that next time mummybot says not working is unnatural

>>149582

All good m8, deny yourself one tendie as penance

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 No.149585

Got pretty stoned last night, had dreams about Dan poking me with a pitchfork as a puniahment

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 No.149586

>>149585

Dan is a vengeful god, Thou shalt worship no other forms of intoxication but Dan

Not that I follow this but …

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 No.149587

>>149585

some bad news - that wasn't a dream, and the thing he was poking you with wasn't a his pitchfork

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 No.149588

>>149585

Horrifying.

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 No.149589

File: 3e155b01e0ced85⋯.jpg (129.73 KB,640x691,640:691,1468370233376.jpg)

RapeNEET have you smoked any of your weed yet?

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 No.149590

anyone know of some good remedies for itchy scars? I've got a couple of new ones that are driving me mad

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 No.149591

>tfw no more coffee flavored tim tams

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 No.149592

>>149590

Aloe Vera maybe ?

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 No.149594

>>149590

Google will probably have some suggestions. IT is a pretty common problem.

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 No.149595

There's a maccas like 20 minute walk away.

Should I go get a mcflurry

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 No.149596

>>149595

If your gonna walk that far might as well get ur self a feast m8, fries, burger the lot

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 No.149597

>>149595

I'm trying to decided on a similar walk for fish&chips

Perth weather isn't looking so good for a hike

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 No.149598

>>149596

I like the way you think

>>149597

I'll race you, leaving in two minutes after I throw some clothes on

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 No.149599

>>149598

A NEET race ?

Isn't that against the rules ?

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 No.149600

>>149597

nothing better than eating fish and chips under a tree in the rain

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 No.149601

>>149600

Not in my suburb m8, the trees all have boongs under them

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 No.149602

>>149597

26c with rain, making it even more humid.

Not worth it, just make bacon and eggs or something of that sort.

>>149595

Get a Super Mario happy meal toy. Just ask for the toy and you'll usually either, get it free with your meal or pay like $2 for it.

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 No.149603

>>149601

throw them a chip like you would to a pelican

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 No.149604

>>149603

Can I put a nail in it first ?

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 No.149605

It's sad how sheltered I was as a kid. I thought things like abo's and jews were just fairy tales like the tooth fairy, told to frighten naughty children. Now imageboards have taught me the horrible truth

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 No.149606

Fug, got 2 blocks down the road and the rain started.

Now I'm slightly wet and I have no food.

>>149605

My mum used to tell me the jews would kidnap me if I was bad, true story

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 No.149607

My dad told me abos were made Of poo

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 No.149608

>>149607

Smart man your dad

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 No.149609

>>149605

I had a few abo friends when i was a young lad. Wasnt long before they started engaging in degenerate activities and vanishing from school

Most of them have kids and are in jail now

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 No.149610

File: 00f80d434f95f73⋯.jpg (245.56 KB,480x800,3:5,wave.jpg)

>>149602

Was in a pinch and had a salad and a hamburger for dinner.

Pic related, cost me $2. I want Yoshi or Bowser next time.

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 No.149611

>>149610

You won the race NEETbro, I only made it 2 blocks

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 No.149612

>>149610

There are two things I've always wondered about

1 - Why do the japanese have a fetish big nosed moustached italian plumbers?

2 - are the mario brothers meant to be gay? This is probably obvious, but autists like me lack gaydars

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 No.149613

>>149611

I won the race by having dinner at 5.50pm

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 No.149614

>>149458

>Once you've done it once you'll be fine

i used to do my whole back lawn with it before i got a mower because i couldnt afford one

i just had a retard day, it was overdue anyhow

i've chilled out now

>>149461

i occasionally do that hyyuugh noise out loud when i dont know what's what and the idleing motor noise when i see hot cars like an XW or a mustang

i miss that show

>>149509

>>149513

will discrimination against the disabled ever end?

>>149518

thank you

>>149519

fuck you

>>149522

we get overrun every w/e

they're all charlatans

their wagie lifestyle is so depressing the high moment in their lives is pretending to be doll bludgeoners and try and get our approval

>>149524

>bashing up a cripple

you're disgraceful

>>149536

mate, why are you so angry?

>>149591

after my shitty whippersnipper escapade i went to my nans to help my dad build a ramp for her

he told me to try his iced coffee

he spat a mint chocolate in it about an hour or so before, it was awesome

you post reminded me of it

then nan made silverside with white sauce and apple pie with custard after

i'm now a happy neet

geez this thread has been busy since i left

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 No.149615

>>149612

I'm guessing they have an appreciation for Italy because of WW2, like they have an appreciation for Portugal for various reasons.

Peach and Mario have had romantic flirtations implied for a long time.

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 No.149616

>>149612

Mario is designed that way because back when they made the first game with mario in it, the game wasnt capable of showing hair or mouth well, so a big mustache and hat.

No they're not meant to be gay you faggot

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 No.149617

>>149615

i thought it was a design choice inspired by their landlord

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 No.149618

>>149454

similar thing happened to my knee except it put me out of commission for 2 years. used to love my NEETruns and i'd run up a local hill every day twice then suddenly nothing for two years.

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 No.149619

File: 3399821be913958⋯.jpg (1.84 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15085870820511487928562.jpg)

Well just got a $400 fine for touching my phone while it was in its phone cradle by the jew patrol.

Quitting my delivery job

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 No.149620

>>149619

Contest it.

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 No.149621

>>149619

This is why you tint the fuck out of your windows so the kikes cant see in

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 No.149622

>>149621

You know they can get you for tinting your windows right?

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 No.149623

>>149619

would have been less dangerous to women and children if you had the 2017 astra and were touching its updated infotainment system goy

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 No.149624

>>149619

That's what you get for wagecucking.

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 No.149625

>>149619

Fucking hell that's rough

jew patrol is right

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 No.149626

>>149624

That's like two days' wage down the drain, sucks for him

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 No.149627

File: e800a67af4e28b0⋯.jpg (1.89 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15085884090111789866577.jpg)

>>149625

>>149624

Well that's what I get for trying to get ahead, the customer rang me halfway through wondering where I was and when I got to their house and showed them the fine they gave me $10 and a can of jacks because they felt sorry for me

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 No.149628

>>149627

Did you then get pulled over for drink driving?

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 No.149629

>>149627

when's your aca debut?

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 No.149630

>>149627

tbh the customer shouldn't be able to call you while you're driving, shit could be dangerous or in this case cause you to get fined.

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 No.149632

>>149629

>>149630

I don't give a fuck at this point, I'll have a lot of spare time on my hands now so I can plot some revenge

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 No.149633

>>149632

Do a pipl search on the cops name and get mountains of food delivered to his house

Can't get more fitting a revenge than that

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 No.149634

>>149632

You shale now be known as revengeNEET

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 No.149635

I looked at the road traffic act pdf for mobile phones and it doesn't make much sense on what I was doing, the cop thought I was using Skype on one phone but I pulled down the notification list and the other phone had my GPS running on it.

I really don't know what the cop said I was doing specifically so I wouldn't know the first place to start for contesting it. Worse yet I was gonna use my savings to buy new tyres for my car but that's gonna have to wait now

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 No.149636

Anyone know where I can buy canned coffee? IGA used to sell it but the one near me doesn't anymore.

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 No.149637

>>149636

just buy nescafe

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 No.149638

>>149637

I've seen Nescafe canned coffee, but I don't know where to buy it. If I wanted coffee beans in a jar, I would have said that was what I wanted.

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 No.149639

>>149636

At the shops

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 No.149640

>>149636

asian grocery stores?

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 No.149641

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 No.149642

>>149635

I'd contest it still, you have more time on your hands than the police and incompetent public sector wagies. I'd try to get out of it, you have nothing to lose.

Feeling pretty tired NEETs and looking forward to a nice sleep, see you tomorrow.

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 No.149643

>>149642

G'night m8

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 No.149644

File: cb3945148e15ac1⋯.jpg (145.05 KB,1280x942,640:471,2d155286af5b0fb0225322ac.jpg)

>>149636

>not SIPPING

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 No.149645

File: edb978a6b79693f⋯.png (20.91 KB,442x300,221:150,aus-chan-3.png)

Congrats on hitting the big 150 boys.

Love, dad

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 No.149646

>>149645

Fuck off dad don't make me beat you up again

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 No.149647

>>149642

I was thinking of doing a couple of days in prison, 24 hours wipes of $250 of fines so I'd only need to be there for a day and a half.

The only thing I'm worried about is getting a criminal record out of it.

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 No.149650

>>149619

ask mummybot to pay it.

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 No.149651

>>149619

Ask if you can pay it with your rare meme collection

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 No.149652

>>149647

I'm assuming you have no court date or anything with that fine. You are not being convicted of anything formally. Would be pretty unfair if they gave you a conviction just because you elected to do time in jail rather than pay the fine.

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 No.149653

>>149652

disregard this. I didn't realise you have to default on your fines to serve jail time instead. Defaulting on fines may go on your record as some kind of offence.

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 No.149654

>>149652

>>149650

She offered me money but I won't take it

>>149651

My meme collection is priceless

>>149653

You can opt to do community service instead if your form passes their expectations, I've done wfd so it couldn't be too bad

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 No.149655

>>149654

>My meme collection is priceless

Offer them the finest in piss bottles

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 No.149656

Y'know i haven't seen much of aus-chan, do we have any more of her?

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 No.149657

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i found new thing called dungeon synth

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 No.149658

>>149647

if you don't pay your fines, they'll refuse to register your car and decline to renew your drivers licence before putting you in jail.

unless the copper put the wrong rego plate info on the fine, you're best to just pay it. i dunno what kind of circumstance you were in where a cop could even see you touching your phone but im guessing you were actually talking on it and not just touching it for a brief moment.

dont bother contesting it if all you have is your word against the cop, the magistrate will take the word of the cop before you every time.

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 No.149659

>>149657

Kind of sounds like the music Varg made when he was in prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8KsxGnznQ

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 No.149660

>>149652

>>149653

does anyone actually know what australian jails are like? Are they a comfy neetparadises where you can sit around all day untroubled by life, or do they import niggers to rape neet-pretty boys?

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 No.149661

>>149660

They're full of abos and muslims.

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 No.149662

>>149661

>full of abos and muslims

They have to go back, so that prison can once again become a white man's place for temporary retreat from the troubles of the world. A place for dignified repose and contemplation.

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 No.149663

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149657

Reminds me a lot of of the soundtracks to rpg games like neverwinter nights, back when I used to have the energy to play things like that

Nowadays I listen to tastelessly overblown epic movie trailer music, like two steps from hell

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 No.149664

File: d6fe522c3c1daef⋯.jpg (25.07 KB,344x344,1:1,6Mipd19I_400x400[1].jpg)

G'morning NEEtos

>>149660

They're 80% boongs but the boongs actually like it in there and stick to themselves.

There's isn't the seppo jail rape thing either,I mean, there's gay crew fucking and "prison gay" guys but actual rape is rare.

Apart from that it's really fucking boring, imagine being a NEET in a really shit room you share with someone else and your toilet is out in the open, that's jail.

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 No.149665

>>149664

Well if I go there I'm gonna turn it into a rapehouse

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 No.149666

File: 1d81b0c74a0ca5f⋯.jpg (14.29 KB,320x240,4:3,Oz-wallpaper-schillinger-1….jpg)

>>149665

Fix my pool table

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 No.149667

File: 61798ba26a44f63⋯.png (9.78 KB,397x396,397:396,1502021284983.png)

File: ea3fc16901e0654⋯.png (29.05 KB,816x810,136:135,1502021260366.png)

File: 5dd44d5909d1243⋯.png (40.17 KB,400x400,1:1,1502021152866.png)

File: ebeaa52f9b23739⋯.jpg (49.89 KB,384x348,32:29,1502021071260.jpg)

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 No.149668

File: 1568363b62ff3a3⋯.png (91.94 KB,500x500,1:1,1502021046310.png)

File: 444704e03a6d934⋯.jpg (99.37 KB,670x613,670:613,1502020994875.jpg)

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>>149656

i dont really like her though, she's a bit of a shit meme

last pic is just some other cartoon slut

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 No.149669

>>149667

Yeah, she is a shit meme.

She could at least fuck a koala or something.

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 No.149670

RapeNEET just pay your fine and get on with life.

It was bad luck you getting it in the first place but don't let it drive you off track. You sound like it is making you unhinge a bit and not think rationally. A bit of immaturity and mental illness is coming out in your response to it.

Keep yourself under control. Pay your fine and keep at your delivery job.

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 No.149671

>>149670

are you his mummybot

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 No.149672

>>149671

No I'm something even better, a wise internet NEET.

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 No.149673

>>149672

>wise internet NEET

is that like a mexican intellectual?

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 No.149674

>>149673

More like an honest politician, or maybe a unicorn.

In all seriousness though his advice is good.

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 No.149675

>>149674

do you even ree?

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 No.149676

just finished whippersnipping my front yard,

went to bunnings and got new head for it and as soon as i got home i found the old clip in cap thing

fucked me over for $43 and now i have hayfever

gay shit

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 No.149677

>>149676

>$43 for a piece of plastic

REEEEEEEEEEE AUSTRALIA

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 No.149678

>>149675

I'm too old to ree

The best I can do these days is hmph

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 No.149680

>>149664

morning

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 No.149681

File: 64dca80b576f4a0⋯.png (875.89 KB,766x547,766:547,FatPizza.png)

Look at how happy the fat guy is

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 No.149682

>>149677

well i had to buy the whole head, ryobi doesnt sell the caps by themselves.

there was some caps by themkselves there but i dont think bunnings sell that brand of whippersnipper - funny cunts

$43 is about a quarter of the price of a whole new one though should've got that then found the cap and went back and got my money back

>>149678

i'm finding it harder and harder to muster up emotion these days too

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 No.149683

>>149682

Bunnings is usually pretty good about refunds

I'd give it a shot, 43 bux is 43 bux

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 No.149684

>>149683

i already use it for the whole front yard, i guess i've got aspare now and i'd spaghetti out too much because i'd feel like im ripping them off

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 No.149687

>>149676

Did you get a sausage sizzle?

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 No.149690

Quiet buncha fuggin' NEETs today.

Did we scare all the pseudo-NEETs away yesterday or are you all too hungover to post ?

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 No.149692

>>149690

NEETs retreat to their goon caves to meditate on a Sunday, far too many wagies about on the weekend.

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 No.149693

>>149690

The mean neet scared us away

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 No.149694

>>149693

I'm still too scared to post personally

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 No.149697

>>149682

In high school I used to mow lawns for work, we used the stihl whippets which were commercial quality and you can tell how ryobi design their products to be as difficult to service as possible.

On my ryobi whipper you have to take off the outside plastic casing to take out the spark plug and putting spool on the head is too difficult for anyone with no experience

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 No.149698

>>149697

Yep, those sneaky nips are known for designing their products as retardedly as possible so people/businesses can't service it themselves.

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 No.149699

File: 8a3945eb662a05e⋯.jpg (67.84 KB,309x399,103:133,MC-Foster-sLager-image_457.jpg)

Bought some of this at lunch, they gave it to me in a see through plastic bag. I felt like I was doing the walk of shame on the way home, my fellow australians staring and laughing at me. Isn't there a law that they have to give you a brown paper bag to disguise how shit the booze you bought is?

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 No.149700

>>149699

I don't think it's a law for them to give you a brown paper bag, they just do it because it's illegal to drink out in the open so shops give degenerates brown paper bags.

And I'm sure people thought you were a silly foreigner.

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 No.149701

>>149699

>>149699

Have you cracked one yet? How is it ?

Never tried our meme beer.

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 No.149702

File: e36318b52e9b004⋯.gif (181.73 KB,630x490,9:7,2170431-look_at_him_look_a….gif)

>>149699

You bought fosters m8, you deserve it

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 No.149703

Dan smited neetking for buying weed.

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 No.149704

>>149701

It's similar to any generic Australian wheat larger, but it has a strong metallic taste which makes it shitter than VB or Tooheys.

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 No.149705

>>149701

It's tasteless and inoffensive. I just got it because it said more standard drinks on the side of the label than the other stuff I could afford

>>149702

I thought it would change my life, get me a gf, trigger my latent superpowers…only now in this late hour do i see my folly

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 No.149706

>>149699

I got a bottle of shit whisky yesterday and they didn't even give me a bag for it

All those normies were judging me, I could tell

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 No.149707

File: 64cb793bfd5ec78⋯.jpg (24.25 KB,800x450,16:9,ikifeel.jpg)

>>149706

It's enough to make you want to open the bottle and drink half of it just to kill the anxiety, except you're too anxious to drink in front of strangers

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 No.149708

>>149706

What's the shittest whisky money can buy? The cheapest vodkas always seem to be russian, but i don't trust slav shit, so i buy the finland brand

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 No.149709

>>149708

Johnnie Walker red label is pretty cheap and quite rough, I've never ventured lower so I'm not sure.

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 No.149710

>>149709

anybody looking to buy a cheap whiskey should go for a decent rum instead, pretty much a highland malt for cheap

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 No.149711

>>149708

It was about 32 buckaroos for 700ml. Not sure what the brand is because it's in a room that I'm not

>>149707

The worst part is that I was near a pub and the thots were just beginning to arrive for their weekly chad dick hunt. Might be time to start getting my grog delivered

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 No.149713

>>149711

>grog delivered

Isnt that illegal?

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 No.149714

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 No.149717

>>149667

Tans look gross on white women.

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 No.149718

>>149713

No, you can get basically anything delivered now

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 No.149723

>>149718

if only we could get the greatest cuntry on earth deliver'd from the chinese

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 No.149725

File: f91be3f7a271b00⋯.png (663.86 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-10-22-13-0….png)

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 No.149727

>>149725

When did fagneet get the tattoos ?

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 No.149728

>>149725

>Child sex offender poses as free baby sitter

I hope that wasn't the photo he provided

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 No.149729

File: 2e3a20c08e7bdb9⋯.jpg (22.85 KB,366x480,61:80,13876372_847187542048686_4….jpg)

>>149728

Almost as bad as this one

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 No.149730

>>149728

He's a smart man

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 No.149731

>>149729

That's joke though.

Right?

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 No.149732

>>149731

I hope so m8, I fuckin' hope so

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 No.149733

I am so sick of all the conflicting nutritional advice.

It seems practically EVERYTHING is bad for you in some particular way.

Right now I am trying to work out whether using soy sauce will fill me with estrogen and turn me into a woman. And there is no clear answer, just lots of different opinions.

It is the same thing with milk.

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 No.149734

>>149733

If you have soy sauce often then yeah your dick will fall off, but if you have it every few days in small amounts, that's fine.

And what about milk?

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 No.149735

>>149734

Milk is full of estrogen apparently. Or maybe not. It is impossible to find definitive answers.

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 No.149736

>>149733

just start lifting more

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 No.149737

>>149731

>available outside of pub hours

>babysitting the children of other inmates

>reliable access to pharmaceuticals

>image is clearly a mugshot

Clearly real mate

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 No.149738

>>149733

>Right now I am trying to work out whether using soy sauce will fill me with estrogen and turn me into a woman.

I wonder who is behind this post

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 No.149739

>>149733

Milk is bloody good for you m8.

Just look at the people who say it's bad, always unhealthy mad feminists and facebook mums.

My method is I eat whatever I like and I make sure my exercise matches my eating.

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 No.149740

The only proper diet is the trash can diet, its what real men eat

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 No.149741

At the end of the day

Good genetics > diet

Exercise > diet

Getting sun, plenty of water and not spending all day in front of the screen > diet

That said just avoid processed shit and you'll be fine 9/10 times

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 No.149742

>>149741

>getting sun

>not bad for you

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 No.149743

>>149742

It increases your risk of skin cancer and ages you too, but other than that it is pretty beneficial.

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 No.149744

>>149743

it's a bit bright though, not too keen on that

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 No.149745

>>149743

australian tier sun was meant for aboriginies, white people should use it only in moderation

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 No.149746

>>149742

>>149743

>Sunlight is the major source of vitamin D in our bodies (about 90 per cent) and studies show fallling levels of Vitamin D in our bodies because of the time we spend indoors.

>Low vitamin D levels can cause osteoporosis, a condition in which our bones lose calcium, become brittle and are susceptible to fracture. And it's also been linked with multiple sclerosis, diabetes, bowel cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer and lymphoma.

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 No.149748

>>149741

Not true, studies have shown that if anything diet plays the biggest role

Not gonna live long eating only ice cream no matter how godly your genetics is or how hard you exercise

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 No.149750

>>149748

You're taking an extreme though, in terms of looks and physical performance someone who is genetically gifted or bothers to exercise is going to look 100% better living off weetbix and apples than some beta with a perfect macro optimized diet but just sits around all day.

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 No.149752

>>149746

The only vitamin I need is Vitamin Goon

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 No.149753

>>149752

I like my vitamins concentrated so I take Vitamin Whisky.

With a booster shot of Vitamin Weed now and again.

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 No.149754

>>149750

>living off weetbix and apples

>protein, carbs, fat, and fiber

Looks like a balanced diet

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 No.149756

I remember some insane hippy telling me you could live off a diet of just salmon years ago.

Some shit about it having trace elements of vitamin C in it.

Probably a load of shit though.

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 No.149759

>>149756

See, if it was trace elements, it clearly isn't fucking enough now is it?

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 No.149760

>>149759

Yeah I know, I did say "insane hippy" in there.

And I do recall their breath smelled like shit too.

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 No.149761

>>149756

That sounds expensive

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 No.149762

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpeg (175.91 KB,1162x775,1162:775,danny_boy.jpeg)

>>149753

>vitamin whisky

Doctor Dan, Medicine Man - writes all my prescriptions

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 No.149763

Apparently you can survive pretty well off just potatoes.

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 No.149764

>>149763

Have neets perfected the ultimate diet?

Consider:

Tendies - high in fat, protein, carbohydrates and vitamin sodium

Goon - fermented grape juice, high in vitamin C, antioxidants and antidepressants - it's basically fruit juice for adults

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 No.149765

File: b9d1be7a7c5cc8d⋯.jpg (153.39 KB,540x720,3:4,abgob.10yov1[1].jpg)

>>149762

He prescribed me this for payday tomorrow

He's a top bloke our mate Dan

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 No.149766

>>149765

How much that cost?

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 No.149767

>>149766

Around 70-80 bux.

It's pricy but it's a lovely drop and it's strong, 46%

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 No.149769

>>149762

Can he write med certs?

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 No.149770

>>149764

Most of us are fat so probably not, the only exercise neets get is fapping

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 No.149771

File: 0fac214a89f4e90⋯.jpg (35.88 KB,450x348,75:58,p2059alcohol.jpg)

NEET mountain

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 No.149772

>>149770

Untrue, I fap while jogging.

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 No.149773

>>149772

I once fapped through the pocket of my shorts while walking home from school.

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 No.149776

>>149773

Imma tell AsioNEET on you

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 No.149779

>>149765

I see you have fine tastes, top notch smokey whisky this one.

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 No.149780

>>149756

>getting mercury poisoning

>>149762

His face is unsettling to me.

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 No.149781

>>149780

Dan looks right into your soul.

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 No.149782

File: ba34038acacf2e8⋯.jpg (8.94 KB,231x244,231:244,1468841811170-1[1].jpg)

>>149779

Ah, a fellow whisky connoisseur.

Yeah, I only drink once or twice a fortnight so I get a bit snobbish with what I drink.

Plus the lack of hangovers from a single malt is well worth it.

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 No.149785

Lol, VN snuck a fat bum picture in as the last post in the old thread today.

Sneaky.

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 No.149786

>>149785

He has awful taste.

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 No.149787

>>149785

VN pls go

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 No.149788

>>149787

Not him sorry, I prefer fat butts with less cellulite

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 No.149789

>>149788

I thinks butts are gross

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 No.149790

File: 7c783b56a814f0f⋯.jpg (620.32 KB,1743x2582,1743:2582,xA90N55.jpg)

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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 No.149791

>>149687

nah, i did the other day though

>$2.50

fucking merchants

>>149693

he really had his knickers in a twist

destroyer of NEETmoods

>>149697

the thing that sold me on them was that you can change the ends for other shit like mini chainsaws and stuff, seemed cool at the time but i dont need any other things. The chainsaw looks weak but it might be good for my palm tree

>>149717

maybe she's a black fella

>>149763

that's why i'm in aus, ireland couldnt cater for my families diet

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 No.149792

File: 5575772881f5b0c⋯.png (226 KB,591x215,591:215,wisefrankie.png)

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 No.149793

>>149776

>That child was raped before I got here

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 No.149796

Went to go for my walk around the park like my psychologist wanted me to, only to find half a dozen people there doing normal things, so I couldn't even stop. Another failure, I am such a loser, will try next week to see if I can fail again

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 No.149797

>>149796

Next time knock back half a dozen drinks so you don't feel so self conscious

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 No.149798

>>149796

Don't beat yourself up over it m8, at least you tried.

Small steps is the best way for the NEET.

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 No.149799

>>149796

Maybe try going earlier in the day next time. I always do everything as early as possible to avoid the normies.

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 No.149800

Full of reee today neetos

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 No.149801

>>149800

know the feeling m8

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 No.149802

>>149801

I guess it's a part of the neet condition. Not a fun one though, life feels pretty empty sometimes.

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 No.149803

My shits all fucked up tonight.

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 No.149804

>>149796

i told you to go on a weekday morning for just that reason.

why cant you accept good advice?

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 No.149805

>>149803

stop fucking your shit up

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 No.149806

I almost feel sorry for /v/

They're gonna have the most massive invasion of complete faggots that will make their normal faggotry seem mild

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 No.149807

>>149804

Some neets seek out the worst possible outcomes to prove to themselves that they are right not to try harder to fix themselves.

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 No.149808

>>149806

but videogames just got saved

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 No.149809

>>149806

What happened?

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 No.149810

>>149809

Somewhere called neogaf got shut down.

Don't really know but it seems it's like an sjw vidya forum

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 No.149811

>>149807

Are you implying we are some kind of sea creature in some kind of water holding object?

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 No.149812

>>149810

>not knowing what neofag is

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 No.149813

File: 3c3500185f500ba⋯.jpeg (15.97 KB,429x343,429:343,F53CF82B-F9AA-49DD-B816-E….jpeg)

>tfw no neogaf gf

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 No.149814

>>149811

No that is not the correct analogy in this case.

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 No.149815

>>149812

I'm an old cunt, I'm surprised I can work a light switch these days

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 No.149816

>>149810

>664 PPH

Is this the fastest any board on 8ch has ever been?

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 No.149817

>>149815

You don't need a light switch if you have the dull welcoming light of a constantly on monitor

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 No.149818

>>149817

Nah, I switch mine off now and again.

Old cunt remember, gotta save that .004 cents worth of power.

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 No.149819

>tfw eye sight is deteriorating from constant screen time

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 No.149820

>>149819

Is there scientific evidence linking deteriorating vision with screen watching?

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 No.149821

>>149819

You'll have to get Microsoft Sam to read the neet general out to you

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 No.149822

>>149810

a lot of people seem to care

is this some new gamergay shit?

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 No.149823

>>149822

It's a fairly big gaming forum that underage kids who were into gaymergate shit dislike because they're not as edgy as them.

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 No.149824

>>149823

does everything have to get "political"? it's fucking vidya

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 No.149825

>>149824

It's not even political, anyone over 25 knows how biased (((video game reviews))) were and didn't give a shit. It's just the underage kids who didn't know better upset that their precious video game reviews has "become" "pozzed"

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 No.149826

>>149825

I'm not sure why anyone would trust reviews of literally anything

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 No.149827

>>149825

i dont know how biased video game reviews are

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 No.149828

File: acbb0b3ce04b824⋯.jpg (1.67 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20171022_184816.jpg)

KFC toilet chronicles no 2

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 No.149829

File: 24e9eec307c85cc⋯.png (92.14 KB,207x432,23:48,Internet Weirdo.png)

>>149828

i bet you did it

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 No.149830

File: af863a074346385⋯.jpg (1.89 MB,3456x4608,3:4,bda75e985e74a934504e6da40d….jpg)

>>149829

>not posting the afro version

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 No.149831

File: 66951739f4303ea⋯.jpg (94.61 KB,750x376,375:188,video game review penny ar….jpg)

>>149827

The product that's getting reviewed pays the reviewer. Yeah.

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 No.149832

File: 7d3bc2d021d45bc⋯.png (5.82 KB,205x246,5:6,653D6E51-C572-435B-95EA-C3….png)

>went 800 calories over my calorie goal

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 No.149833

>>149831

ahh, ok

yeah, that's kinda shit

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 No.149834

>>149832

I don't have a calorie goal anymore but I know that whatever it would be I went miles over it

Skinnyfags don't know this kind of pain

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 No.149835

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>149831

This actually happened btw

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 No.149836

>>149834

Lets get back on track tommorow.

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 No.149837

>>149836

y-yeah, definitely

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 No.149838

>>149837

BIG neet treats aren't worth it.

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 No.149839

>>149838

Honestly my issue is more small neet treats all the time

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 No.149840

>>149835

i dont get the real issue

is it that he doesnt like them swearing all the time?

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 No.149841

>>149839

Yeah. All my food weaknesses are very calorie dense. I used to eat almost 1000 calories worth of biscuits with my cups of tea throughout the day.

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 No.149842

>>149841

Better to eat your calories than drink your calories at least.

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 No.149843

>>149842

Does whisky have much in the way of calories ?

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 No.149844

About 100 calories a shot

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 No.149845

>>149844

>calories a shot

this is neet general. how many per bottle?

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 No.149846

>>149844

That's not bad, I have a fuckin' big shot glass

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 No.149847

Think I need to beg Mummybot to bring icecream home tonight, it's so hot. Sweating inside my room, fans on but fuark.

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 No.149848

>>149846

This is how neets get fat

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 No.149849

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you guys like Mr. Show?

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 No.149850

>>149847

Me too

I had to get my fan out of the shed today because it was getting to me. It's pretty nice outside though, but browsing 8chan outside is a weird idea

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 No.149851

>>149848

I prefer to think of myself as manly and healthy

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 No.149852

>>149851

Real men have a curve

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 No.149853

I've been having an orea mcflurry a day. $2 is too good.

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 No.149854

>>149853

That's nearly 750 bucks a year

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 No.149855

>>149854

Could buy a few mannequin gf's for that price

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 No.149856

>>149855

Could buy a shitty van to acquire a real gf in too

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 No.149857

>>149856

>>149855

OR …. buy a shitty van and rent and deliver mannequins to other NEETs

The gooks are already doing it

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 No.149858

Paranoid driving tonight, I see a cop car and get angry and I want to ram them

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 No.149860

>watching hunter x hunter

>enjoy most of it, get halkway through the episodes

>about that point realize how fucking tedious it is

>shits 99% talking about why characters do things for other characters in the show

>1% of them actually doing anything

Fuck anime.

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 No.149862

>mummy shut the WiFi off in an autistic rage

>have to buy some credit to shitpost

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 No.149863

>>149858

Should REEEE at them as they go by

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 No.149865

>>149862

Have you called the Dept of NEET Protection on her yet ?

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 No.149866

>>149854

>>149855

>>149856

Could buy a vive, or spend 2 hours a day creating tulpa

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 No.149867

>>149865

Haha, I wish. I might just get a job for a few months so I can save up to move out. Utterly sick of her whining.

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 No.149869

>>149867

Might well be worth it if it gets that bad

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 No.149870

>>149867

Good luck getting a job.

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 No.149871

>>149862

That's like when mummy took the modem away when your in high school

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 No.149872

>>149862

I know the feel anon

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 No.149873

The start of another comfy week

The streets are free of wagies and permitting good weather in your part of aussieland are perfect for leisurely spring NEETwalks

The shops are free of wagies and most stay at home mums are too out of it to care what you look like, perfect for comfy shops and supply runs

The gyms are free of wagies too, no normies taking up the machines

Time to enjoy it lads, what are you all up to this fine Monday?

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 No.149874

>>149873

First thing i thought of when i woke up is that the NEET thread will be slow as shit because all the cryptowagies will be back at their shitty jobs

>what are you all up to this fine Monday?

probably nothing.. which is perfect

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 No.149875

>Decide to go to Japan

>Suddenly get cold feet as I realize I don't want to leave my room and I didnt have much fun last time I went anyway

M-maybe I'll look into US or Europe?

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 No.149876

>have to ring up centrelink over some bullshit with my claim

>still on hold for after 30 minutes listening to that shitty looped classic music

kill me

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 No.149877

File: adfbd764e140f08⋯.png (43.54 KB,747x686,747:686,1502275912782.png)

I have three days left to clean up this squalid sty of a house before the carpet cleaner comes on Thursday morning. It is a daunting task.

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 No.149878

>>149513

T. Normalfag who cant get dsp

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 No.149879

>>149878

Fuck off fag you were just lucky with the gene lotto to be put on DSP

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 No.149880

>>149879

stay salty friend

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 No.149881

>>149879

Stay mad normalfag because i'll comfy all for the rest of my life.

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 No.149882

>>149877

buy a tub of caffeine powder

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 No.149883

>>149878

Be nice m8, it was us normal NEETs who defended you dspNEETS from the mean NEET the other day.

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 No.149884

>>149883

mean NEET arced up at him straight away after he just posted

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 No.149885

>>149884

Yes clearly the guy was seriously upset that he wasn't born disabled

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 No.149886

Fucking hell, lol

Just went to report on the old cenno page and theres a notice there saying you now HAVE to use mygov to report.

But … the page still works and I reported there

cenno don't know their arsehole from a coffee cup.

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 No.149887

I barebacked a whore last week neets but I forgot to get a mental picture of my dick going in raw and jizzing in her so I guess I have to hire her again =/

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 No.149888

>>149887

Get a blood test done m8, not even joking.

If she barebacks you how many other dodgy cunts has she barebacked last week/month/year ?

They generally start offering that shit when they're already diseased.

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 No.149889

>>149887

you shall be called pozneet

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 No.149890

>>149888

Yeah I'll get one but after I bang her again in a few weeks but she's young (30ish) and very presentable so I'm not that worried.

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 No.149892

>>149890

>young (30ish)

Does having a dozen or so STDs qualify you for DSP? If so, congrats!

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 No.149893

>>149890

>30ish

>potentially been banging guys for money for 12 years

Ok, lets say 6 guys a day on average

6 x 365 = 2190 cocks a year.

That x 12 = 26,280 chances she's had to pick up a disease.

Not trying to be an arsehole m8 but you're a silly cunt if you do that shit.

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 No.149894

>>149893

>he thinks 6 guys a day is average and not way above normal

I know what you're saying but I've already done it once so I might as well do it again get the mental picture and then never do it again like I was planning on.

I didnt hire her thinking she'd let me bareback her btw it just happen hence why I didnt think to get any mental pictures for saving.

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 No.149895

File: c7e2ec1ed8d47af⋯.png (304.16 KB,632x634,316:317,BrucesAdvice.png)

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 No.149896

>>149894

You are henceforth known as aidsneet

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 No.149898

File: ddaef600130e3b0⋯.jpg (191.99 KB,700x700,1:1,just got back.jpg)

File: b760ad269d08d5e⋯.gif (948.07 KB,200x200,1:1,kpeaceoutbye.gif)

Threw my baccy pouch in the bin. Have been feeling ill lately and just a bit off in general. I feel very fatigued after sleeping well. I get light headed often and having a ciggy makes me feel like I'm about to drop dead.

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 No.149899

I have been cleaning all morning and am taking a lunch break now before resuming a little bit later.

We should never have left the hunter-gatherer life. These houses and all the "conveniences" are not worth the trouble. All this keeping up appearances bullshit.

We were better off living in a humpy with our tribe all around us. I bet they didn't suffer from anxiety and depression.

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 No.149900

>>149894

Why did she let you go bare? Did you offer more money?

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 No.149901

>>149898

That could be sleep apnea m8, my brother had similar shit happen, he gave up smoking and it didn't help.

Do you sometimes wake up gasping in the middle of the night ?

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 No.149902

File: 443b7c7e2a965e6⋯.jpg (582.44 KB,1024x675,1024:675,wizbear.jpg)

>>149901

I am pretty sure I don't have sleep apnea but I could have mild gasping episodes and not remember because I am quite a heavy sleeper. It's funny that you ask that. I am still fat but I have lost about 15kg this year, a family friend assumed I had sleep apnea and asked if it had gotten better since losing weight.

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 No.149904

>>149902

Ah, fair enough.

My brother had docs tell him all sorts before they got it right.

He works an office job and couldn't understand why he was so exhausted all the time.

Good onya for the weight loss too.

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 No.149906

>>149901

>>149901

>wake up gasping in the middle on the night

This happenned to me once, and i was terrified and thought i was going to died like choking gasping for air.

Im 25, good weight p healthy, lift and run 3 times a week

Do i have sleep apnea, can this be fixed?

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 No.149907

>>149906

If you feel run down all the time it could well be

It's pretty fucked though, my brother has to sleep with an oxygen mask type thing on now

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 No.149908

>>149875

Hey NEET i would suggest Japan over Europe or America if you are travelling alone.

Basically its much safer and the japanese are too honourable to cheat u. I was once in Spain, go a cab and the cabbie just went around a long way to charge me extra, would never happen in Japan. Near the mount fuji area a japanese bus driver drove me in the empty bus, to my hostel because i had under estimated the distance from the last stop. Then he refused to accept my tip.

Seriously japan is amazing if ya a first time traveller. bring me back a pocket pussy thanks

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 No.149909

>>149896

it was a white woman so the likelihood of aids is very low

>>149900

she just jumped on and said it was because I was nice/clean/etc I didnt care at the time because I hadent barebacked a chick in ages.

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 No.149910

>>149909

Are you good looking?

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 No.149911

>>149909

>it was a white woman so the likelihood of aids is very low

but white women are the primary targets of sudo sausages

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 No.149912

>>149908

Can you really enjoy Japan if you can't speak Japanese though?

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 No.149913

>>149908

>japs

>honor

and I said I've been there prior

>>149912

Japs being beta little shits don't even communicate with each other unless they really have to. You'll see vending machines in restaurants. Yes, fucking vending machines for you to pick a menu, present at the counter, and get your food with 0 words spoken between you and the shop.

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 No.149914

>>149909

>it was a white woman so the likelihood of aids is very low

hahahahahaha

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 No.149915

>>149913

But if you can't read Japanese, how can you order?

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 No.149916

>>149915

just guess and pretend whatever you got was exactly what you wanted

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 No.149917

>>149916

>allergic to seafood

>smile, nod and take food

>die

No thanks.

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 No.149918

>>149915

I just went to places that were blindingly obvious in what they were selling.

This man knows what's up >>149916

>>149917

Japs were banned from eating meat until like the 19th century so there's seafood in pretty much everything anyway.

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 No.149919

>>149910

I'd say above average.

>>149911

Nogs cant afford "high class" whores

>>149914

Look at aids rates it's 95% fags

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 No.149920

>>149918

Whelp, looks like no Japan for me unless I only order karaage all the time.

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 No.149921

>>149913

Don't a lot of the places have English on the menus too ?

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 No.149922

>>149921

If you go to the really tourist-y place yes. Otherwise, surprisingly no even in urban areas.

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 No.149923

Feeltron from the old r9k tinychats in 2014, do you browse here?

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 No.149924

>>149923

No, I don't.

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 No.149925

File: 86ec10ffef8ed84⋯.gif (1.88 MB,288x288,1:1,wee bey.gif)

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 No.149927

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 No.149928

>>149919

she's a paid whore

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 No.149939

Giving up on the thread with 9 posts to spare.

Bloody wasteful NEETs, there's niggers starving in china would sell their arses for a post

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 No.149973

>>149939

Which part of china?

Just a general question

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 No.149983

>>149973

Kantong, I just sold 2 posts to a Chinaman from there for $6

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 No.149985

澳大利亚人我的家人和我爱你的国家,并考虑移动。我的表弟最近搬到了悉尼,并表示说澳大利亚文化非常接受东方人。

祝贺袋鼠和史蒂夫·欧文非常好,真正的蓝色和美好的一天。

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 No.149986

>>149983

You got ripped off m8

Should've sold it to the niggers there, you'd have got $12 worth of kfc and 4 watermelonms

Also, I fucking love these posts probably no-one will ever read

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 No.149987

>>149985

Lol, you cheeky cunt

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 No.149988

>>149986

for a bunch of neets they seem pretty energetic and eager to get to a new thread

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 No.149990

>>149988

Yeah, it's the appeal of the new.

I blame Centrelink

VN slipped a fat girls bum picture at the end of the last thread, that gave me a laugh

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 No.149991

>>149987

我不得不仰望“Cunt”。非常糟糕的话,你没有表现出尊重。我的表弟没有告诉我这样恶劣的人生活在奇妙的国家。

不好,不好将会考察新西兰。

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