/aus/ - Australia

I have now gone 24 hours without fapping. This is pretty big for me. I want to try and reset my brain from its porn and masturbation addiction. A couple more weeks should do it.

>>148302

>I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

#149. You jinxed us, I can hear the incoming helicopters and police sirens now.

>>148307

"Here Lies Anon - Killer of NEET Generals" is about as good a note I'm ever gonna get on my gravestone

>>148304

Avoiding the internet and really any "constant" sources of serotonin release like YouTube/social media and even TV is big one but baby steps anon.

I've kicked the gambling jew myself and the fapping jew, but am still grappling with the internet. Ideally I'd like to have it so I only go on for 2-3 hours in the evening and that's it.

>>148295

Your now an old neet, by neet law you must seuppuku by age 40.

>>148310

Once I went two days without raping

>>148310

I have plans to kick the internet Jew in the future.

am planning to cut my main connection and just use my phone as a first step. The phone is so inconvenient that I would not spend that much time using it.

>>148313

Why don't you make one?

>>148315

I've thought about it, but I really have no clue what i'd talk about.

>>148316

Just talk about how you ended up in the position you are in.

>>148307

>the incoming helicopters and police sirens now

We were betrayed, sold out by one of our own neet brothers. Probably for a box tendies.

>>148313

At a point you get too lazy to do it, and concentrating and creating something worth watching gets hampered by your own self conscious and internal standards.

>>148316

read out all the posts of the last general in character

What happened at 4chan aus /pol/?

>>148321

I dunno, I guess the cunt who used to make the threads vanished and everyone else is to lazy to make a thread.

>>148298

Aus/pol/ ended because based Gook OP killed himself after being memed.

The gay marriage debate ruined Aus/pol/. The threads became unreadable. I was just sick of hearing about it.

>>148323

What meme has the power to kill? pls don't post it here at full intensity

>>148313

I literally have nothing to do videos on, I asked for suggestions but no one gave me any topics

Right now I live in a pretty busy area and even though it's silly don't want to get doxed or anything too, like FN did to GookNEET I think is still fresh in everyone's minds

I'd make videos again but I'm not a neet and don't have much time anymore

>>148326

>motorcycle

Looks like we've got a suicidal NEET over here. I'm sure motorcycles are fun, but fuck trusting drivers with your life.

>>148327

>I literally have nothing to do videos on

Cheesecake here. Same. Someone suggested I talk about my hobbies, what hobbies? Sitting on a computer all day?

>>148329

I've had a few close calls but never crashed, just have to be constantly aware and think of everyone else on the road as a dickhead that has no clue what they're doing.

>>148328

do it anyway

even if you awkwardly film the floor for a few minutes while talking about whatever it will do. we need our fix

>>148330

I still like the cooking video idea.

Does anyone know what sort of (cheap) light you should get to make videos in your house?

Is this sort of thing good?:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Studio-40W-5400K-Diva-Ring-Light-with-2M-Light-Stand-for-Make-Up-Video-Photo-AU-/161864700731?epid=1272771675&hash=item25afe3533b:g:5E0AAOSw42dZECS8

>>148335

I've got no idea.

>>148334

I plan on doing that. I was also planning on making more nogf videos, not sure if people want that?

>>148338

spewing

>>148337

Yeah I reckon I did that but talk about different shit than neetwalker did, make it more about your own perspective - that's one of the things that I like most about your vids

>>148337

I reckon I'd watch that*

>>148335

the umbrella/shade is more important m8, indirect lighting is best lighting

>>148327

>>148330

Talk about the best brand of tendies. Most of us don't have enough precious neetbux to experiment with different brands, so we'll never know what we're missing out on.

>>148338

Make dingo tendies out of him. And that way you'll be getting your original tendies back, kind of

I must be most pathetic NEET on the board

>>148344

There is some very stiff competition m8.

>>148345

>tfw you're not even the most pathetic NEET on the board

>tfw when you can't win at anything, even losing

>>148322

i just stay here now

also, over 100 posts in the last 4 hours that's fucking wagie level working, the fuck's going on?

>>148328

you should film your wagie lifestyle

It is known that NEETs are more active once the weather heats up.

>>148349

nah man, i'm thinking they're all crypto neets. today's their days off

>>148344

I'm the smelliest neet here

>>148351

i'm the most handsome

there's a neet here who is 42..

what's that like?

>>148355

you could've made that in to two

>>148355

posts and lowered the quality even more

Delivery king, do you work weekends? Wouldn't it be more popluar since the people might order the food more on the weekend?

>>148358

Yeh there was fuck all work today but tonight will be busy, got Monday off but I gotta be up at seven am to wait for a plumber to fix my taps then I'm going to dans

I've been writing 8chan /aus/ on the uni bathrooms

same with 4chan /pol/

>>148353

Eh … it's good and bad.

Shit that used to stress me when I was younger doesn't mean shit anymore but I'm starting to slow down a fair bit.

>>148360

fuck you

>>148361

are you a gear freak or do you have a disability?

>>148363

Nah, I wagied for 17 years then gave up on it.

Got my (shitty) house paid off first so my neetness is pretty comfy now.

I go back to work for a few months a year to top up my savings and get cenno off my back.

>>148364

living the life, that sounds pretty good

are you in the bush or city?

>>148365

On the outskirts of the city.

Not the best area because boongs but I can be out in the hills in about 10 minutes.

Quite often just spend the day in the bush smoking grass, it's how I unwind.

>>148360

We need pepe images sprayed on the inside of toilet doors, so he can make eye contact with you while you try and shit.

Actually, a more fun meme to put in uni toilets would merchant images. That'd probably make it into the media

>>148366

i was expecting some story about you fucking up hard, now i'm just jealous

good on you man, that sounds kick arse

>>148361

>42

Do you know the answers to the universe?

>>148368

it's 7:15

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>148369

>that sounds kick arse

Yeah, oldneet has failed to reach 20 points of fail on our neet impairment tables. He should be forced to join the wagie threads instead

>>148370

Don't stir hot coffee with your penis

>>148369

Cheers m8. I've said it before but I feel sorry for you young blokes these days, you don't have half the chances we had 25 years back.

On a slightly related note I can recall what it was like to catch a train or go into town and not see a single nigger or pajeet.

Which is depressing.

>>148372

I'm a borderline alcoholic pothead with a shocking temper if that helps at all

>>148371

BAD NEET

20 gbps has been deducted from your account

>>148362

you mad?

>>148375

a bit but i'm not allowed to ree after 7

>>148373

>if that helps

doesnt sound like it'd help much

>>148377

Lol, yeah, you're right, it doesn't.

Keeps life interesting though.

What was the most interesting auspol thread and is it in one of the archives?

>>148379

The BBC hardcore one

Some leftovers for me to ewt

>>148381

all i've had to eat today is an apple, cheese on crackers and garlic bread

rate poverty

>>148382

All I have had today is toast

I'm not naturally a depressed person but circumstances in the last few years have made be essentially constantly fucking unhappy, and now it seems to be burned into my brain chemistry.

85% of Australians are satisfied or very satisfied with their life. How is that possible? That is fucking disgusting. To think that most people out there are happy.

Sup neets a cold and boring staurday in sydney.

Im a bit tired but dont feel like sleeping.

Should i have a burbon and coke or some tea with whisky to keep the NEET PARTY GOING

>>148385

heroin

then become the were-shitposter

>>148384

Lot of aussies are doing well from (((housing boom))) or high on steroids/alcohol/drugs etc., from an economic perspective we've had it here too good for too long (highest household debt in the world)

What's happened in the last few years anon?

>>148385

> tea with whisky

Err, I think the bourbon and coke is the better choice.

>>148389

I once had hope for a better life. I don't blindly believe in such fantasies anymore. I've just accepted I am and always will be a failure with nothing in life. The only interesting thing now is, that how much of this suffering I can endure before I have had enough.

I'm not the guy who you replying to, but I have always been a NEET, ever since I left school. Being a NEET isn't that bad really, I mean the main thing that gets me is the constant no friends or gf which cannot be rectified, since I have no means of meeting people, and even if I did, I wouldn't be an interesting prospect for a friend to some normie who cannot find anything in common with me. As soon as they find out how much of a failure your life is, they just avoid you like you are diseased. Maybe being a KHV with no friends is a disease, the cure is for other people not to be cunts and not merely shun you for not being nearly as successful as them.

>>148389

Apprenticeship, did well off the mining boom and then went to Uni and worked an alright job for a few years before getting laid off due to it going under due to management's incompetence

Got a shitbox of an apartment in a super shitty area who get their shit paid for by the gubbermint while I stay here like a sucker. Ive got and another years worth of savings to life on. Had a gf who left me after I got the boot from my job who was my only social contact so pretty isolated apart from some wagie I workout with 3x a week

Just lifting and applying for jobs atm, stalling in both. So disenfranchised with all this affirmative action diversity hiring and I feel at my age given I fucked around with tradie shit I don't have the same experience as other guys in my field and they'd rather hire some fresh faced graduate. Fact that housing is so unafforable and we're getting sold out to China doesn't motivate me either, hate to think where this country is headed in a few decades

doing alright compared to most NEETs and like in your situation I definitely have hope for the future, I do fundamentally think I have something just wrong with me though. I wouldn't say it's depression but rather just a symptom of living in this modern (((society))), it just in no way makes sense how we can have young, strong, smart, hardworking men that are just getting left behind and not being entitled to the same fruits of life as their ancestors, something has got to give. I watched a video about the sheer amount of men dropping out of society, this is going to be an epidemic in a few decades as women hit the fall and don't want to settle for a guy who isn't on the same level as them (all being forced out of Uni/work environment due to feminism to begin with lol)

>>148389

If it's any consolation it's a mental bias that makes you feel bad shit all piles up at once as well as being compounded by your negative frame of mind

Perhaps with your health problems try to focus on super disabled people to make you feel better? Whenever I've had a shit day I think to myself at least I'm not a pajeet or a single mother, always lifts my mood a little

>>148394

Nah, that's just where they make the potato and gravy

>>148394

>green, watery

either a bird or one of their pajeets did it

>>148396

It still made good drinking water

>tfw have worked nearly 38 hours this week

>worked Monday to tonight

>asked to do another 6 hours tomorrow

>I really am not supposed to work 6 days in a row but my boss isn't working so I'll still work it on the down low

I'll be on juicy Sunday rates tomorrow m8s

>>148398

yeah but do you still feel human?

>>148400

Indeed, I'm not stuck working on a computer in a cubicle all day having to deal with fat hr bitches. I work in a bottle shop, my colleagues are all good people

>>148402

I've put on 7kg lean in the last 5 weeks with test and tbol though, can you do that

>>148401

>I work in a bottle shop, my colleagues are all good people

decent people, i'd say

never met a bitch or nancy boy working in a bottle-o

>>148401

>>148404

Any advice on getting a job like this, do you just need a liquor license and a retail resume

>>148405

rsa which is $20 and an hour online, rsg might help for pub work and retail exp is probably a bonus

if you're eager to work night shifts they might want you more

>>148405

You need your Rsa, I got max to pay for it. Really they're just looking for a people person

>>148406

You only have to do an online course for it if you're in qld, but it's more complicated in vic. You have to actually go to a course and do a test for it (which is simple)

>>148408

vic is pretty complicated all around

>>148410

they'd probably take you in or you can use your hobbyist knowledge in boutique stores like dans/first choice/cellarbrations or any other wine cellar

>>148410

Tbh m8 when I first started I didn't know shit about any of it, I still have to bullshit people daily when they want a recommendation. Knowledge on alcohol is a definite plus, but not a requirement. Also I was the same when I started, I was neet for a few years before it. It's only now I know the job that I'm comfortable doing it, knowing how to talk to people helps

>>148411

>>148412

thanks lads, honestly. I'll give it a go.

>>148413

Godspeed my wayward son

Do you participate in handing out treats on Halloween or is answering the door for trick or treaters too anxiety provoking?

>>148416

disappointment is a treat

>had a shower

>go to put on new underwear

>no clean underwear

>put on dirty underwear

>>148420

at least you tried m8

>>148421

I usually smell my underwear for the one that doesn't smell of cum and farts as bad and use that

>>148422

you're missing out, having fresh undies is the best feel

>>148423

I wear dirty nappies sometimes, I just ring the old poo out

Woke up early again, couldn't get back to sleep. Had nightmares earlier too. I try to get my 8 hours of sleep but my body just won't let me rest.

Why does it torture me so?

>>148425

I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure the answer is jews.

>>148427

i'll just watch

>>148427

>he washes his clothes

this is going to be neet softcore edition today, isn't it?

Going to try my hand at wageing today. One of my dads friends cleans peoples houses/offices etc. so i'm going to go along and try to do it too.

i didnt mean for things to end up like this

>>148430

Have you ever even cleaned your own house?

>>148431

my bathroom has black mold growing on the roof

time to bring others up to standard

>>148430

Good luck m8. If you are not used to doing physical work then you will end up sore and miserable tomorrow.

>started uni course this semester

>figured i'd start a cert on the side for quicker part time work

>4-5 days a week gone now

>no car to do much on the off days

You cunts with cennobux have it too easy. Can't claim a single cent until I hit 25, and I don't really want to strain the system at all, so I probably won't.

Anyways, here's a song I rather like. The lyrics are very Australian.

I'll post some Australian tunes every now and then to liven up the place/get $0.01 cents per video from these bands.

>>148436

You don't get ripped, you just get tough and leathery.

>>148436

Physical effort doesn't cause the visual fitness you want. You want proper exercise to get actually /fit/.

That's why you see tradies that look unfit but can still move a lot of weight.

Song related.

>>148437

>becoming dependent on the system

>having to choose between voting for the morally correct choice or voting for bux

I'm not a gibmedat, and my programs are well funded.

>>148439

>Physical effort doesn't cause the visual fitness you want

I think you're confusing display muscles with real muscles there m8.

It's the gym workouts that leave you with a fake unbalanced body, not real work.

>>148440

That's what I'm saying. Anon wants to get ripped, which isn't what a labourer gets. They get strong but visually it's not impressive.

Do they make you work for your bennies over there,or are you just on the sly with disability?

>>148441

Ah, fair enough m8, sorry, misread that

>>148441

Anon just needs to adopt a strict diet of tendies, chocolate, kfc and and ice cream, and soon anon will be HYOOOOGE

>>148442

fuck off nigel, you're not coming over here and stealing our welfare

>>148442

We get a year relatively hassle free on the dole before we have to do wank for the dole.

You've got no chance if that's what you're asking though, our govt only wants niggers and pajeets.

It's damn near impossible for white English speakers to get citizenship here now.

>>148433

See any hot runner girls out anon?

>>148448

All I saw was a big kangaroo who stared insolently at me before hopping off.

>>148449

Did it have nice roo tits ?

>>148450

It was ripped. I felt shamed and inferior before it.

>>148451

You must now get a gun and slay the vile beast for making you feel that way.

Your manlyneetness depends upon it.

>>148453

You should get some coffee coke from the supermarket.

>>148454

Is it any good?

>>148453

Look at that fancy boy car, I bet it even has air conditioning

>>148458

Icy cold.

>>148459

I sit in the astra sweating my wagie ass off in my dirty underwear

>>148460

Should see if you can get the a/c re-gassed, it's only like $80 or so.

>>148460

>sweating my wagie ass off in my dirty underwear

That may be the most sickening image I've ever got here.

>>148461

No the compressor is fucked, I need to take it apart to see if I can fix a thermal fuse but I'm too fucking lazy

>>148449

You know the giant anatomical protrusion behind the kangaroo that most people think is its tail - well that's really its penis - now you know why kangaroos are so contemptious of human men

Guys, I'm deeply troubled and offended by google's tolerance for xenophobia, but maybe it's just my browser. Type "mexican intellectuals" into google images and what do you see?

>>148465

Fucking kek.

You wanna see a stranger one ? Try "filthy fucking boongs"

>>148464

I know, it fits great in my pooey hole

>>148464

I know, it fits great in my pooey hole.

>>148466

http://www.perth-wrx.com/vb/complaints-grievances/28834-fucking-dirty-abos.html

"really its not racist cos they dont deserve to be classed as a race. There fuckin animals."

normie vroom vrooms redpilled af

>>148466

The Perth-WRX thread on the first page of Google is pretty funny, vroom vroom normies red pilled af on the traditional custodian problem

>>148466

The PerthWRX thread on the first page of Google is pretty funny, vroomvrooms red pilled af on the traditional custodian problem

yo yo neeties

i'm going to get drunk again today

r8

Got a reminder text to go to max at 8:30am tomorrow, didn't even get a letter about it.

Pretty sure they're trying to fuck with me since I refuse to give them my payslips

>>148465

typing pretty much anything gets 4chan images up. 4chan is current years facebook.

i guess that makes 8chan todays twitter.

no more sekrit clubz

>>148456

All those carbs.

I don't get how people stay outdoors in Spring/Summer, getting burnt is bad enough and suncream feels oily and itchy on the skin.

Wanting to go grocery shopping today. What fish did one of the NEETs recommend? Was it sardines?

>>148454

I had some of it the other day and it was pretty mediocre. The coffee taste is fairly weak.

It reminds me a lot of a drink The Reject Shop used to sell for a while around a year ago, can't remember the name of that though. That was better because the cans were a buck each.

>>148476

Unfortunately you don't get a choice sometimes. I had a healthy neet white tan for my teenage years but then I had to work outside and turned out a few shades lighter than an abo. The sun was a mistake.

>>148474

Just say your boss told you he might need you to work in the morning.

>>148473

>tfw out of alcohol

I could go for a walk to the local overpriced liquor store but I haven't shaved in half a week and don't want to appear shameful.

>>148478

do this but say your boss needs you to work mornings and ask why they don't know what hours you're working since they would have been told if the job went through them

>>148479

nice tasting goon is only 9 dollars at aldi for 4 litres

i can literally stay drunk for only 27 dollars a week

i love aldi

>>148482

gay

why not just drink coffee you fagget cunt

>>148482

> Pre-workout drink

You don't start the day with a 4 pack of monster, sculling each one? It's like you hate life or something

>>148483

Why not just drink both?

>>148482

I wouldn't drink that shit if you paid me

>>148483

because cold coffee tastes like shit

>>148481

my aldi doesn't sell alcohol so your shilling is lost on me

>>148486

>make this post

>immediately see an aldi ad on tv

hmm

god I wish I could drive

>>148478

>>148480

I reported last night to cenno and I didn't get any bux because I earned too much, might just cut myself off from the system all together

>>148488

Buy a go cart

>>148488

You can.

Maybe not legally or properly, but still.

>>148488

I just wanna go get hungry jacks but it's too far too walk and my parents wont go out to get it REEEEE EEEEE

>>148492

Hire wagie king to deliver it to you

>>148488

I have my licence and a car but I am too scared to drive very often.

>>148494

I have a car, a license, spare money for hungry jacks…but i just can't be fucked leaving my room

If only we could pool our powers, we would be the most invincible superhero group on the planet

>>148495

>the most invincible superhero group on the planet

NEETS ASSEMBLE !!!

>>148495

I could be the driver for all neets

Just need to buy a cool jacket and some toothpicks

>>148483

I don't know how much caffeine is in my instant, plus I like having something cold now that it's spring/summer.

>>148484

I don't drink that caffeine anymore, perhaps coffee once/twice a week, feels good to actually get a big benefit from caffeine.

Have any of you NEETs used steroids (or similar)?

>>148499

Didn't AN mention that he did?

>>148502

>also scabbed a smoke off some asian cunt

well, he scabbed your country off you, so that's fair i guess

>>148504

That's probably how the abos think too

>>148507

>abos think

Lol, thanks m8, I needed a laugh.

>>148508

A bit rude mate. There are plenty of Aboriginal Intellectuals. Probably.

>>148510

RIP

>>148509

Name 3.

Fuck it, name 1.

Fuck it, name me a boong that's actually written anything.

>>148510

"What Happens When You Consume 20 Energy Drinks In One Go" Sounds like a good NEET video idea

>>148512

cave paintings are words too you bigot

>>148510

How long will that last you?

>>148515

I did here about a half caste boong who's amazing essay entitled "GIZZA SMOKE YA WHOIT CARNT" won the nobel peace prize.

>>148507

Jeez, didn't think of that. Next time an Abo asks for a smoke I'll take pity on him and tell him I don't smoke

>>148518

Nice of you to care enough to try to help reduce the dangerously high lung cancer statistics in the indigenous population.

>>148519

Jeez, didn't think of that. Next time an Abo asks for a smoke I'll give him 6 packets

Just scab durrie butts off the ground or scrounge for some in bins and public ashtrays, then buy some rollie papers few a few bucks and you've basically got free smokes.

>>148521

Surely you can afford to actually buy smokes now that you have your delivery job

>>148516

1-2 cans a week.

4.6 months minimum @ 1 can a week.

2.3 months @ 2 cans a week.

3 months I'd say.

>>148523

Bet you half a dole cheque you drink them all within 2 weeks

>>148523

How many have you had so far?

Recommending Eggman

>>148525

Zero Ultra :^)

>>148524

If you think I have that little self-control, you're mistaken.

>>148526

Are you the neet who got sucked off by the black tranny?

>>148527

This is revolting, I know NEETs can get pretty horny, but doing any sexual act with a tranny is extremely low.

>>148526

Eggman has become a bit too normie for my liking in recent times

Still fills that gap left by the deserter youtube ausneets though

>>148527

He hasn't denied it yet …

>>148527

How much does it cost to suck off a black tranny? I'm um, asking for a friend

>>148533

Fagneet said he had to pay them $200 to let him blow them.

>>148534

You can get the bucket discount for $150

>>148535

Isn't that only if the tranny has crabs ?

>>148532

He did fuck a tranny though

>>148537

it wont make him gay

>>148538

I wonder who is behind this post

>>148538

>pounding a man in a dress up the shitter isn't gay

>>148538

>fucking a man doesn't make you gay

>saging the NEET thread

>>148539

it's not his gay friend Kevin, OK

>>148540

No it's called experimenting

>>148543

Ever hear about the neet that "accidently" experimented with an old guys cock in the change rooms at the gym ?

>>148481

What one is it neet?

please tell me i wanna to get drunk but im too poor, i usually buy the cheapest borbon or gin but can only get one a fortnight and i need more NEET parties

>>148545

>samsara

Is this about how one shitting street leads onto the next, then that to the next, and finally you find yourself back at your original poo?

>>148547

nah, just watch it. the cinematography is as good as it gets

>>148550

I thought apple cider would taste like apple juice but I was wrong and it was disgusting. Same with those alcoholic lemonades. All cider tastes shit to me.

Yes you are a poofter.

>>148550

I used to drink it a lot when I was newly 18 and able to finally buy alcohol

It's far too sweet for my tastes now. Might as well just chug back UDLs or something.

I have had to set my alarm again. My new shipment of kitchen things is due to be delivered tomorrow.

>>148553

Do you feel like a wagie?

>>148554

I don't know how they do it.

>>148555

I tried Stone's ginger wine once and it was fucking awful.

>>148556

Miserably, for the most part

There is nothing worse than staying up a bit late and realizing how bad your 4:30am alarm is going to feel

>>148557

Oh yeah, that shit's foul.

Their ginger beer is top notch though, trust me, I'm an alco.

>>148544

We've all bee there

>>148560

buzz off fagneet

>>148546

Look through the bins outside bottlos sometimes they throw out old goon bags

>>148559

alcos develop odd tastes that may not be applicable to the casual drinker.

>>148563

I like to drink my dad's pee pee

>>148562

You can also occasionally find goonbags in normie wheelie bins after a party that makes them "never want to drink that shit again"

>>148563

You mean … not everyone mixes detergent in with their whisky and goat semen ?

>>148565

Or homeless abo squats are also a good place, just go in at 6am when they're all passed out and steal their goon

>>148567

That would actually make for an awesome youtube series.

People stealing boongs goon and running away.

>>148568

Sounds like a good way to get the boong and his fifty cousins to smash your head in

>>148569

Homeless boongs are too lazy for that, they'll just hang out somewhere and scab $10 in 10 minutes

>>148569

Obviously we'd need fast runners to do it.

But imagine the drunk furious boongs stumbling after them shouting.

Doesn't the image bring a smile to your face ?

>>148555

>stone's

their shit is fucking disgusting

>>148572

Aww … you're just being nasty because we called you a poofter

>>148573

I love ginger beer, but stone's is just awful. Tortured Gum or Royal Jamaican.

>>148574

They're both sweet as fuck aren't they ?

Main reason I like Stones is it's the only one I've found doesn't feel like I'm drinking coke.

>>148575

I wouldn't say so, especially not Royal Jamaican; it's actually somewhat 'hot', almost like you're eating ginger itself.

>>148576

Ah, fair enough.Must be thinking of a different brand.

I'll give that a shot next time I'm at the bottle.

>>148577

*bottlo

Fucking un-Australian autocorrect

>>148577

tbh there's a fuckload of brands getting in on the ginger beer fad at the moment. Same with cider. A lot of them are fucking piss poor attempts.

>>148507

So what year will whites become a minority here? Will the chinks give the few remaining whites a special welfare system of their own like Abos have now? Will chink kids take lessons in school about the Vibrant and Diverse white culture that used to exist?

I'm guessing no

getting harder to leave the house lately because of all the immigration and niggers creeping in, it's getting harder for me to drive out to get fast food. 5 mins from my house a bunch of african niggers bashed up some white people

>>148581

stop eating nigger food then

>>148581

This is why I'm getting out of Sydney next year, It's becoming unbearable.

>>148583

Perth isn't so bad for niggers yet, most of them are confined to a few ghetto suburbs.

>>148585

>he doesn't watch anime

lol what a loser

Sigh…the fools on halfchan think the aus fag marriage plebiscite actually means something. 31 american states voted on gay marriage, all 31 rejected it, it got forced on them anyway. Lube your buttholes guys, it'll be happening here too

>>148587

I ain't marrying some poofter and you can't fuckin' make me

>>148586

Love Live is the War & Peace of this generation

>>148589

>Love Live

That's a funny way of spelling idolm@ster

>>148590

[email protected] is trash mate

>>148591

Love Live is even worse trash

>>148592

nico nico neck urself buddy

I've never actually watched an anime.

Unless that Demon City thing from years back counts but we called it manga back then.

Fuck I'm old.

>>148595

I wouldn't recommend trying it

The initial cringe barrier is rough but once you're past that it's easy to get very very lost.

>>148596

Nah, it's all good m8, I feel no lack of gook cartoons in my life.

And I'm already a big enough perv as it is.

>>148594

For a moment I thought she was fleeing from the player's grasping jew hands. My dick was getting hard

>>148587

That's the thing, nothing stopping Labor from just pushing it through when they're inevitable elected in next round.

Whole thing is a huge waste of time, although nothing makes me cringe more than people who actually give a shit about it. Especially people who are for it like they're taking a political position which requires bravery or anything, it's such an entry level and ultimately meaningless issue that's nothing more than a social wedge issue it pissed me off seeing this fat fuck boomer bitch with a rainbow pin walking really upity like she's expecting anyone to challenge her and she can BTFO them and get her 2 minutes of fame on Twitter.

>>148600

What about global piss jug usage?

>>148600

We need Neet King to lecture us about drug use again

>>148597

>And I'm already a big enough perv as it is.

Do you fap to images of high school girls in sailor uniforms being unwillingly impregnated by vast egg bearing demon tentacles that are penetrating this plane of existence through glowing interdimensional portals?

No? Well then there's still room for you to explore your sexuality and grow as a person.

>>148553

What kitchen things?

>>148604

"english" "-female:rape" "-yuri" "-yaoi" "-futanari" "-netorare" "-mmf threesome"

>>148604

Oh, and all those demon rape tentacles in japanese anime - they're actually a metaphor for gaijin and their foreign ideas, disrupting and destroying japan

>>148603

it's good for you, it'll put hairs on your chest

I have to wage tomorrow. I hate this.

>>148614

mate, what's wrong? do you want to talk about it?

>>148615

i guess i should be thankful he's paying my neetbux after all

thank you kind wage cuck

>>148616

he's be paying for your bulk billed medicare services too if you dont settle down, we dont want another hemorrhoid episode on the bus like last time.

Just fapped to some nice abo porn, might go wipe my ass on some limestone bricks

>>148619

kinky lad

>>148621

Savour those moments neet, there will come a day where you shall poo no more

>>148622

i just eat a shit tonne of fibre

so naturally i shit a lot

i also wipe three times and have a water bucket that i dip my toilet paper into so i can have a clean neet anus instead of a shit coated neet anus

>>148312

wow, that's big

>>148394

must've been a big guy

>>148623

why not just get a bidet? it's a godsend, i tell you. also, i should probably condense all my replies into one post. i got too eager, my bad.

>>148627

recommend me a good one

I usually bed my penis around and piss up my asshole to clean it out, it's very efficient

>>148630

You can piss in it too

Cat can poo in the loo.

Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.

Can you, Apu? Can you?

Monkey, too, can poo in loo.

I say, Apu, why can't you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,

Yet even he can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large,

He needs toilet size of barge.

But he is smart compared to you,

For elephant can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,

And barely rub together sticks,

When needs to go, what he do?

Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,

Feasting on discarded treats,

But when it's time for number two,

Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"

And cheats and steals all the day,

Yet he knows just what to do,

He takes his poo into the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smells so bad,

He thinks that soap is just a fad,

Yet he cries aloud, "Mon Dieu!"

And places poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end

So let's remind our Indian friend,

Unless you're stupid you already knew,

The loo is made for you to poo.

>>148631

it's not meant for that but yeah, you can

messaged a trap on leddit for """"""friendship"""""" wish me luck lads

Feels good waking up and knowing it's Monday morning, start of the working week.

I definitely prefer weekdays whether I'm a NEET or a wagie, they're just so much quieter and I suppose all of our inner autistic inner selves prefer the routine aspect of it too.

>>148634

why

>>148605

Getting some saucepans, some mixing bowls, a bread knife and a few other utensils.

>>148635

yeah i prefer to do things on weekdays too, especially neetshops

weekends are the worst time to get anything done

Feeling pretty shocking this morning neetos

Hopefully panadol fixes it because I can't be fucked going outside to get anything else

>>148634

Fuck right off with that degenerate shit

>>148627

notice how the NEET thread dies down on week days?

they're all crypto's. we need to purge the filth.

>>148641

You better get to work boy

>>148642

i had a fap, picked my nose for about 20 mins, made myself a coffee and after i do a poo my work is done for the day

>>148643

Don't forget to tend to the tendie farm

>>148644

too strenuous for my frail neet bones, i gave up my agricultural pursuits

>>148643

you're practically a cryptowagie

What's happened to DietNEET ?

You still out there m8 ?

>>148651

Good onya m8, was worried you'd crashed on us.

Bloody glad you're hanging in there.

>>148651

what size shirt were you to begin with?

>>148650

/b/ is in panic mode I reckon

>>148651

The biggest reward is going down the notches on your belt

>>148655

This, went from size 42 down to 36, feels fucking good.

>>148653

I was 5XL at the start.

Just went to make a bacon and egg sandwich and saw that my eggs are a month past the use by date.

How far do you NEETs risk it with old food ?

>>148658

if it's passed its date and doesn't have any signs of spoilage i'd eat it

all moldy food gets tossed out

>>148659

>if it's passed its date and doesn't have any signs of spoilage i'd eat it

I'd eat it. The 'use by date' is only to cover the manufacturer asses.

>>148659

>>148661

Yeah, that's my logic too.

Cracked them in a bowl and they seemed ok.

I'll let you guys know if I start shitting my guts out in a few hours.

How many people who put "Australian" as their ancestry on the census are white?

I hope it's a lot, because according to my calculations we're almost majority non-white

>>148664

Most ordinary whites tick Australian. Most people don't even know where their ancestors were from anyway.

Beware that on that census question you can choose more than one answer. So a lot of shitskins would tick Australian as well as other boxes.

>>148665

It is virtually impossible to find the "ancestry" data from the 2016 census, because the ABS website is a clusterfuck which is impossible to navigate, has a shitty search engine, and there are no humans on their hotline. But I found it, and they show:

2,088,867 reported some sort of European ancestry

15,614,835 reported “Australian” as their ancestry

Total: 17,703,702 of 23,401,892 people in Australia

Which means even if every single person who ticked "Australian" is white, it means Australia is now only 75% white.

>>148656

I went to a 36 from a 40 and now I'm 34, soon I'll be a 30

>>148668

some cunt will rob you for the drugs they think you have and cops will pick on you

wear black slazenger trackies, a wog gold chain and a nike baseball cap

>>148669

I would actually be flattered to be mistaken for a drug dealer. They are a social class above your generic NEET.

>>148670

some guy told me ages ago that there's some loop hole where cops cant search bumbags.. or something. theres a reason why dealers use them apart from easily stashing them in a bush

>>148671

I will be on the look out now for stashed bumbags full of drugs in bushes.

My adam's apple is hurting for some reason. this is new.

>>148671

>i believe everything anyone says

Cops have the power to make you empty out your pockets, feel under clothes and strip search you. Why the fuck would a bum bag be an exception u dumb neet.

That bum bag looks stupid, also good luck trying to go for a jog

Dont you have pockets?

I once made a pocket holster outta gaffa tape, was held up by my belt, could hold a can of drink

>>148675

I do have pockets but I hate having stuff in them and my phone doesn't fit properly anyway.

>>148668

very nice, you will be sure to get wolf whistles from all the boys now

>>148675

they cant search your undies without going to the cop shop

also, have fun trying to go for a jog with a can of drink on your belt

>>148671

They can't search you without your consent full stop.

However, refusing to be searched gives them "reasonable suspicion" of criminal activities so they can hold you till they get a warrant to search you.

It's a no win situation.

>>148679

ahh

there you go, cheers. i've been patted down a few times but i didnt think to tell them to stop

>>148680

Yeah, it's pretty rare that they'll let you know you can say no.

>>148660

Well as long as the pizza is good