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File: ae7b61971557752⋯.jpg (42.05 KB,500x488,125:122,memefarmer.jpg)

 No.148302 [View All]

Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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 No.149053

>>149028

it wasnt a joke, i genuinely hope you like your new haircut

>>149037

try it on a weekday morning, less chance of people being there

>>149048

alan watts will melt your brain, stop it

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 No.149054

File: 3a3938d8792e07d⋯.jpg (11.67 KB,304x304,1:1,kirks-pasito-375ml.jpg)

File: a54b06180a080a8⋯.jpg (216.36 KB,852x479,852:479,codeine-bottles.jpg)

feels ok man

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 No.149055

>>149053

I liked my new haircut looking in the mirror at the salon but now that I'm home it doesn't look quite so good. I found a big long clump of hairs behind my ears that the woman missed. I had to cut it myself and it was really hard because looking in the mirror everything is backwards.

That is what I get for going to Just Cuts I guess.

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 No.149056

>>149054

Is that what the niggers call "purple drank"?

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 No.149057

>>149055

my dad used to tell me theres two weeks between a good and a bad hair cut

>>149056

it's actually yellow

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 No.149062

>>149049

Tbh I feel like getting back on the green, drinking is literally killing me

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 No.149063

>>149052

Don't forget the fapping

Al lot of the times I don't wash my hands after a fap

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 No.149065

>>149063

It just makes the tendies taste better

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 No.149066

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ghost in the Shell 2 seems to borrow heavily from the Wachowski's Matrix Trilogy (it was made in 2004, just after the Matrix movies). This is fair, given that the Wachowskis stole from the first Ghost in the Shell movie (which dates back to 1995)

The movie is uses lots of cgi, far more than I like to see in anime, although it's appropriate in a movie where the central theme is how computers have become a layer of fakeness between humans and reality.

Speaking of cgi, there's a parade scene in movie that's worth watching just for itself

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 No.149067

>>149054

I always fuck up the cold water extraction and never feel anything.

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 No.149068

What are you guys up to?

Just went to woolies and did some shopping. Got some rolls and lunch meats. Lean cuisines were on special so I got a few, they are pricey but going to try using them to help get my diet back under control.

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 No.149069

>>149068

>paying for food

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 No.149070

>>149069

dumpster or mummybot?

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 No.149071

>>149067

Years ago I tried a cold water extraction, didn't feel anything other than paranoid thoughts that perhaps a large amount of paracetamol ended up in the finished product and that'd i'd die of liver failure.

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 No.149072

>>149068

I have been doing more cleaning of my house today. I tried to remove my old stove to make way for the new one but I couldn't disconnect the gas line. I will have to wait and let the plumber do it which annoys me because he will see how FILTHY the floor and walls where the stove is are. There is nothing I can do to clean them because the stove can't move very much since it is connected to the gas pipe.

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 No.149074

>>149072

> I will have to wait and let the plumber do it which annoys me because he will see how FILTHY the floor and walls where the stove is are.

Much like a Doctor, he's probably seen worse things.

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 No.149075

>>149074

That is only small comfort. I set my standards by what I think is right and proper, not by the worst society has to offer.

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 No.149076

>>149075

Read what you've been writing. You set your standards by what other people think of you. Stop caring, and remember you're paying for them to do a job, not to have an opinion about you

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 No.149077

>>149075

>I set my standards by what I think is right and proper, not by the worst society has to offer.

You're much lime me in that regard, I always try and present myself, or anything I own as right and proper and in good working order for fear of criticism.

Anxiety is a hell of a thing.

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 No.149079

>>149077

Wouldn't it be great to just not give a shit about what other people think about you. No body image issues, no embarrassment, no shame. No crippling fear of what other people will think. Nice dream.

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 No.149080

>>149079

Yeah it'd be great, I think at this point I have a personality disorder, the anxiety and fear seems to be so ingrained in my soul that it's impossible to shake off.

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 No.149083

>>149079

yeah, i cant wait til i have dementia

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 No.149086

>>149079

That's called autism

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 No.149087

File: 96bbb9670ab2cd7⋯.png (775.46 KB,715x535,143:107,1411150583402.png)

>>149086

Some of those autists get really agitated over the most trivial things. Doesn't look very comfy at all.

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 No.149088

File: 4de8a4ff18209e9⋯.png (57.37 KB,326x326,1:1,autist-pepe.png)

>>149086

>>149087

Have any of you gentlemen ever been told by a psych you might be autistic?

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 No.149089

>>149088

No, but if I had started with the psychiatrists younger and more recently they probably would have diagnosed me as autistic. But I grew up before autism became fashionable.

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 No.149090

>>149089

you were the hipster of autism

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 No.149091

>>149088

I raped my last psych

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 No.149092

I have the doors open to let in the breeze. Trying to cool this house down. fucking hot the last two days. Unfortunately all the mozzies are coming in as well. Can't be helped though. I really need to replace the fly wire on the doors.

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 No.149093

>>149091

was it therapeutic?

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 No.149094

>>149093

Very, I had to get my money's worth somehow

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 No.149096

>>149092

I like it when they bite my dick

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 No.149097

>>149096

Does it itch afterwards? Do you scratch your penis until it bleeds?

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 No.149098

from halfchan:

>In 1,000 BC Solomon was accepting gold from Rhodesia and Bronze from Britain as tribute. World wide Jewry hadn't been established my ass

just how deep does the rabbit hole go?

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 No.149099

>>149097

Bleed and cum

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 No.149100

My door and window opening has only managed to bring the temperature in here down from 28.5 degrees to 28.0

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 No.149101

>>149098

>rhodesia

that's about the queen on sheeba and one theory suggests she came from great zimbabwe but she probably came from Yemen

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 No.149102

File: c6d7526512466bd⋯.png (307.67 KB,492x419,492:419,1468680226492.png)

I am off to bed neetoids. A new thread will be needed soon by the way.

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 No.149103

If you're about to tuk into some kfc, make sure to open that plastic sleeve thing that holds the refresher towel and spoon and shit before, otherwise shits hard as fuck when your fingers are greasy

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 No.149104

Try out Hunter x Hunter anime, it's not bad

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 No.149105

>>149103

my fingers are always greasy.

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 No.149107

File: 5519e3d813e4f8b⋯.png (759.86 KB,1280x720,16:9,Bogan Library 1.png)

File: 1838daba2668cf6⋯.png (701.15 KB,1280x720,16:9,Bogan Library 2.png)

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>>149068

I just clocked-off from work, had a shower and am enjoying some whisky whilst browsing the webs for the next hour or so. Good luck with your diet, I need to get my drinking back under control…

Also, I did some "reading" at the library earlier as these pictures illustrate…

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 No.149108

>>149100

Stop fapping that will bring the temperature down

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 No.149109

>>149107

Think that's bad I was at a burger joint and this Asian cunt walked in with a man purse

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 No.149110

>>149109

Obvious gay cunts come into my work all the time, I still treat them as normal people because I'm a professional

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 No.149111

>>149107

did you ask her out?

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 No.149114

Just had fap number three, when I was a neet I would have been on number 6

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 No.149115

File: 0114741d8026d34⋯.jpg (526.51 KB,2000x1324,500:331,monk.jpg)

>>149114

I can only summon the enthusiasm to fap once or twice week now I'm a wagecel.

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 No.149117

>>149116

made a new thread. Fucked up the OP. I only meant to use one pic

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 No.149755

File: 7c783b56a814f0f⋯.jpg (620.32 KB,1743x2582,1743:2582,xA90N55.jpg)

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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