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File: b4ec7979d91ed25⋯.jpg (214.41 KB,1200x1348,300:337,monkpeep.jpg)

 No.190617 [Last50 Posts]

"He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone."

RIP Monk.

Old thread: >>189811

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 No.190619

WAREHOUSE

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 No.190621

MONKEY

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 No.190622

File: a6aa79c6c479043⋯.jpg (221.64 KB,1200x900,4:3,DTNS7CtVoAAPHI5.jpg)

>Mountain Highway, Bayswater closed due to bomb squad investigation

>The bomb squad have shut down a busy Melbourne road after a pipe bomb was reportedly found inside a car with false numberplates.

Monkey finally snapped.

http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/mountain-highway-bayswater-closed-due-to-bomb-squad-investigation/news-story/a79599b6e99dcbf05ad5bafaf494d243

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 No.190623

File: e38e949bc45529c⋯.png (153.19 KB,446x473,446:473,poojeeta_free_monk3.png)

Appropriate title, he will be missed.

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 No.190625

>>190622

>A woman has been arrested and a man remains on the run.

Run you good thing, RUN FOREVER

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 No.190626

File: d88c48930dc4fc7⋯.jpg (496.01 KB,2456x1632,307:204,01-scubaDETH2.jpg)

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 No.190627

Found a containment board for the Chad-orbiters

>>>/cuteboys

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 No.190628

>>190627

Monk wasn't a cuteboy. He was a proper man.

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 No.190629

>tfw not American

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 No.190630

>>190628

He's actually a monumental fuck-up, the complete opposite of what a man should be. Off you go now

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 No.190631

>>190630

I was talking in physical terms.

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 No.190632

>>190630

I'm just waiting for the guy that's beginning to admit that he has crush on him to come out to the thread. Should we all chip in and buy him a pink Hello Kitty bedspread?

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 No.190634

>>190626

It's just a ploy to keep us out.

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 No.190635

>>190634

I heard there's a Dans inside

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 No.190636

>>190632

He has a gf so it might be very awkward for him.

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 No.190637

>>190627

Back when all the NEETs at least the ones who said where they were from were from WA or SA the Australian thread on cuteboys was only full of the Eastern state people.

I presume that's where some of you come from.

btw, how did you come across that board?

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 No.190638

File: 7d899b774c61cd0⋯.png (703.21 KB,1200x1979,1200:1979,Beaten yet again.png)

>>190635

Booze Brothers is a safer bet.

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 No.190639

>>190632

I'd prefer a Clifford the big red dog one tbh.

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 No.190640

>>190639

Be honest mate, just how sexual did it all get for you with Monk?

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 No.190641

>>190640

We had multiple private chats in private boards and played sims where I'd let him do me in public next to a fountain.

He wanted it, not me.

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 No.190642

File: 05880281337161a⋯.jpg (8.39 KB,250x200,5:4,1462868922781.jpg)

>>190641

Hmmm, an evasive answer.

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 No.190643

Plans for the day, neets?

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 No.190644

>>190642

Wasn't that evasive, it was a cyber-homo-erotic relationship in private, purely platonic when in front of others and non-existent irl.

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 No.190645

>>190643

Sitting home, might have a wank to some of Monk's pics.

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 No.190646

>>190643

Sitting home, might have a wank to the thought of some NEET having a wank some of Monk's pics.

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 No.190647

File: 6f2cdb5fa3c3536⋯.png (257.13 KB,662x495,662:495,Sanctum.png)

>>190626

Cave diving would be awesome though, but when you're too anxious to leave the house most days it isn't really a viable hobby to get into

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 No.190648

>>190643

Might dust-off me weights and get swole

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 No.190649

>>190648

You overweight right now?

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 No.190650

>>190649

Just a bit.

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 No.190651

>>190649

I'm a skinny-fat manlet with shockingly-low T

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 No.190652

>>190651

>>190650

Is one of you impersonator NEET?

Really not funny at all.

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 No.190653

File: 01876f536e1e334⋯.jpg (50.28 KB,1067x458,1067:458,pepe-glasses-e147519693317….jpg)

>>190563

>>190564

>>190565

>>190566

>>190584

thanks brothers i did it

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 No.190654

>>190653

quotes everyone except me :(

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 No.190655

File: 03c8fb17694cbcb⋯.jpg (85.71 KB,1000x1000,1:1,1480642413991.jpg)

>>190653

Well done m80.

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 No.190656

The cute girl who made my Subway smiled at me a lot. Probably made to.

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 No.190657

If I was a cute girl I would give all you NEETs a pity fuck.

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 No.190658

>>190656

I wish I could go into shops

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 No.190659

>>190658

fat neet had to eat, and this was slightly better than giving in and getting some mcshit or kfc.

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 No.190660

File: e9174fc1fc19440⋯.jpg (84.01 KB,1024x658,512:329,147731361889.jpg)

>>190654

>>190567 ?

thank you brother

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 No.190661

>>190653

You're a fucking champion.

Welcome to independence with the added bonus of avoidance. and thousands of dollars on fuel, rego, insurance and mechanics

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 No.190662

>>190660

It was, and I was only messing with you.

Good job btw.

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 No.190663

>>190657

If you were a girl even the loneliest NEETs wouldn't fuck you.

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 No.190664

Two hours since I took the Phenibut. I have not really noticed any effect.

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 No.190665

>>190663

Why not?

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 No.190666

Hey is the neet who posted this pic still around?:

>>189622

Looks like a girl I used to know. Any more pics would be greatly appreciated.

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 No.190667

>>190665

because they'd have a wank

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 No.190668

>>190664

Give it four hours minimum

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 No.190669

>>190666

Trips mean you have to post m8.

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 No.190670

>>190664

I was reading (((wikipedia))) about it this morning and it said people often OD thinking it hasn't had any effect. Just wait a while.

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 No.190671

>>190668

I am not going anywhere. I will keep you posted.

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 No.190672

>>190671

Looking forward to it I'll have a wank for the meantime

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 No.190673

>>190669

It was a kiwi and I dont think it was a vpn

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 No.190674

>>190672

Does wanking on phenibut feel different?

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 No.190675

>>190652

Yeah, the 'just a bit' guy. I swear he does it every time

>>190656

Probably made to?

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 No.190676

>>190675

As in her boss says "make sure you smile at all the fat lonely neets".

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 No.190677

>>190675

>he does it every time

just a bit i'm actually impersonating impersonatorNEETor am I?..?

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 No.190678

Looking on forums seems people get the most out of phenibut in situations which previously gave them anxiety. Maybe a waste to take and just sit in your room.

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 No.190679

>>190676

Many places only let women serve at the counter.

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 No.190680

>>190678

I don't want to be out somehow on a drug for the first time when I can't predict its effects. Best to do it at home first.

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 No.190681

>>190674

Yes, you'll have to see for yourself

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 No.190682

>>190679

yes, and they usually don't smile (at me)

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 No.190683

>>190675

How do you know you have low T? Have you been tested or are you just guessing going by the state of your body?

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 No.190684

>>190682

A lot of depressed miserable fat shit NEETs give off very discouraging vibes that challenge even the sunniest of girls.

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 No.190685

>>190684

we make their ovaries shrivel on sight

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 No.190686

>>190684

Luckily that NEET isn't one of them.

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 No.190687

>>190686

I think I'm pretty gross. She was just particularly upbeat today or something, I think.

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 No.190688

>>190687

In what ways are you gross?

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 No.190689

>>190688

Basically I'm the opposite of everything that is generally regarded as an attractive physical quality in a male: short, overweight, balding, plain (at best) facial structure, crappy skin. Chuck in a massive dollop of introversion and you end up with a pretty gross person.

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 No.190690

>>190689

Do you present yourself as best you can? Nice haircut, clean clothes, good hygiene?

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 No.190692

>>190533

How much sake did you drink?

>>190534

I'm sure they appreciate the effort you put into your rose garden

>>190542

>You'll never be Chad-enough to get the attention of Cara Delevingne

>>190551

>if there's a burning sensation and discharge

Ask your GP for an STI test

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 No.190693

Might go to the neet gym

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 No.190694

>>190693

Does that mean have a wank?

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 No.190695

>>190690

Yeah, pretty much. I'm not into fashion or anything, but everything is clean and tidy.

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 No.190696

>>190692

>the effort you put into your rose garden

Well someone needs to stop this neighbourhood falling into complete disarray.

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 No.190697

File: fd98a2c41653b79⋯.png (810.39 KB,740x740,1:1,2f7.png)

>>190692

>Cara Delevingne

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 No.190698

>tfw too much of a coward to kill myself

How hard is it to join the army at 32? With a bit of luck I'd get a muzzie to cut my head off.

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 No.190699

>>190698

Sleeping pills and strong alcohol.

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 No.190700

>NEET workout tomorrow

just bored sitting at home today

meh nice cool weather today I suppose, feeling alright NEETs

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 No.190701

>>190700

have a wank

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 No.190702

File: 116061a647779a5⋯.png (460.38 KB,779x832,779:832,aa.png)

>>190698

Sorry, shitlords like you aren't allowed to join the army any more.

You can sleep easy knowing that your country is being protected by physically inferior women and mentally ill transpeople.

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 No.190703

3 and a half hours into the Phenibut and I think I am feeling a little bit drunk. The same as if I had had a few drinks.

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 No.190704

>>190703

It's a GABA agonist, so it's essentially the same as alcohol or a benzodiazepine. Don't take it regularly or your GABA receptors will downregulate, and you'll become physically dependant.

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 No.190705

>>190702

straya is fucked

fucked

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 No.190706

>>190702

What if I start hormone treatment for like 3 months then stop when I get in?

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 No.190707

>>190706

You run the risk of becoming an abomination, but at least you'll get your sweet release on the battlefield.

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 No.190708

File: 22400a88d75439f⋯.png (8.5 KB,473x500,473:500,22400a88d75439f39e691b9b01….png)

>>190702

>australia gets into a war

>PoC and women die

>we get to stay at home

It was my privilege

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 No.190709

>>190708

You mean

>Get drafted

>Get told my poc and women what to do

>Get killed

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 No.190710

>>190653

do a skid brah

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 No.190711

File: a20512f8d29b9b6⋯.jpg (53.95 KB,600x500,6:5,Dolly Everett.jpg)

>>190596

Your tale of discovering other NEETs in the wild and trying to share 'NEET aura' (top kek) at 2nd-hand stores might end up in a similar book aptly titled 'Australian Chan Lore'

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 No.190712

>>190709

>get drafted

>Sgt. Amber the Polyamorous Pansexual Anthropomorphic Dragon-Kin is your commanding officer

>white cis-gendered men not entrusted with firearms because they might use them as a tool of oppression

>orders all the cis-white men to charge at the enemy without any weapons

Maybe the enemy will take pity on us and take us in.

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 No.190713

>>190702

I got accepted due to a miscommunication error or at least that's what they told me

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 No.190714

I am still waiting for the handyman to come and possum-proof my shed. He said he would get it done "after Christmas".

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 No.190715

>>190713

How hard's the physical test?

I did okay in the HSC so I dont think I'll have problems with the written test.

It's either this or suicide.

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 No.190716

>>190711

I felt a deep connection with the yowieNEET but due to him being out of his element he was too aroused and spooked by the foreign smells of "the outside, beyond the front door" to pick up on my aura.

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 No.190717

>>190703

give it a bit longer it takes 4 hours to get to the come up but theres still a while to go yet

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 No.190718

>>190715

It was a shitpost saying that they thought I was a girl.

Do try to keep up.

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 No.190719

>>190718

If I ever decide to kill myself, I'll be taking you with me

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 No.190720

>>190714

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Have you payed him? Could you handle ringing him up and saying that you're going to find someone else to do it?

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 No.190721

>>190719

Judging by how quick you are I'll be dead long before then.

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 No.190722

>>190720

No I haven't paid him. And I would hate to have to try and find someone else to do it.

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 No.190723

>>190712

>cis white men get disenfranchised and surrender

>get to chill in the middle east climbing mountains and fucking sand-poojeetas

>allah ackbars slay PoC and women kaffirs

not a bad deal tbh

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 No.190724

>>190722

where do you live? if im in the same city I'll do it

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 No.190725

>>190724

Adelaide.

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 No.190726

>>190725

Unfortunately no can do, perhaps just post a Gumtree ad? Could probably get someone this time of the year desperate for work to do it cheap.

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 No.190727

>>190722

What sort of shed is it? Just sheet metal?

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 No.190728

>>190722

Yeah, I'd be pretty lost in that situation too.

He at least should give you a date that he gets back to work and when he's expecting to be back on the job.

>>190725

I'm there too but I wouldn't know how to possum-proof a shed.

I thought you were a Perth or a QLD NEET. Were you the guy who posted the bugs at his window and I kept saying they were cicadas?

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 No.190729

File: 7607a27cc7511e7⋯.jpg (660.56 KB,1000x1778,500:889,pots.jpg)

>>190727

It is in the back left of this pic.

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 No.190730

>>190728

>Were you the guy who posted the bugs at his window and I kept saying they were cicadas?

Yes. I am the guy you wouldn't take fishing.

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 No.190731

Dont you just have to fill in any gaps in the shed to possom proof it

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 No.190732

>>190729

It's probably not that hard to patch from the inside using either mesh or some thin sheet metal. Pop rivet it on.

You could get everything you need pretty cheaply from Bunnings or similar.

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 No.190733

>>190732

I have no handyman skills at all and don't own any tools. I would need to buy a ladder and everything else. In the end it is just easier to have this guy come and do it. He says he will probably use "flushing" to fill the gap.

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 No.190734

>>190733

Flashing, yeah. Basically soft, bendable sheet metal used to patch roofs.

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 No.190735

>>190730

I'm getting my NEETs confused, I thought the guy who wanted to go fishing was from Gippsland.

I'll think about it, but dont get your hopes up.

If it was to happen we'd meet somewhere random so we dont find out where each other lives, maybe. I dont know.

It's a pretty scary thought for me to meet a stranger from the internet.

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 No.190736

>>190733

Need an Adelaide NEET working bee…

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 No.190737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is the inside of the shed. you can see there is a big wide gap all around where the roof meets the walls.

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 No.190738

>>190737

The other thing you could do that would be cheap, but ugly as shit, is fill the gap with expanding foam.

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 No.190739

>>190735

We can take whatever precautions you want. You don't need to be scared of me I am just an innocent neet with a possum problem.

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 No.190740

>>190737

Lure them out with some tasty treats.

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 No.190741

>>190740

I hear they go crazy for a moist pair of cumdies. Maybe that's why they wont leave.

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 No.190742

If you've got power in the shed, you could leave a light on for a few nights. They'll fuck off pretty quickly.

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 No.190743

>>190742

I need a more permanent solution.

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 No.190744

File: 22400a88d75439f⋯.png (8.5 KB,473x500,473:500,22400a88d75439f39e691b9b01….png)

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 No.190745

>>190743

Isn't the wagie coming to possum proof it? You now have a solution to get them out in the meantime.

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 No.190746

File: 64ce8d62f3941d6⋯.png (1.67 MB,1155x673,1155:673,kirks.png)

We all have our addictions.

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 No.190747

>>190746

How do you get them to the recycling bin?

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 No.190748

>>190745

They do not live in there permanently. They just go in there and piss and shit everywhere in the night.

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 No.190749

There's a job ad on seek but it says it closed two days ago

Should I apply anyway?

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 No.190750

>>190749

What is it? Government jobs are pretty strict, but it may be worth it for a private sector job if there was not enough suitable applicants

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 No.190751

>>190750

private

Oh well, at worst I'll just get blacklisted by the company

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 No.190752

>>190751

You've got nothing to lose by applying.

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 No.190753

File: 51dbab51c8aeea6⋯.png (207.31 KB,380x380,1:1,final possum solution.png)

>>190743

What you need is a final solution.

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 No.190754

>>190751

Nah, takes way too long. They will just ditch your application at worst. Unless you a serial submitter, I do not see why the company would. Just keep trying and as much as I h8 this put your phone number on it and proof read it. Good luck.

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 No.190755

>>190753

I bought some ratsak but I am too soft to do it.

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 No.190756

>>190747

They're in the laundry sink because I haven't taken them out the back to put them with the other cans.

You get 10c for each of them in SA.

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 No.190757

>>190756

I don't collect the 10c on my empties, but I yelled at a nigger a few weeks back for snooping in my bin on collection day.

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 No.190758

>>190755

They'll keep coming if you dont do something like that.

Do you have a dog?

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 No.190759

>>190756

Thanks for the clarification m8

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 No.190760

>>190756

NEET road-trip to cash in all our cans? If we load a car up, we might have enough for the cost of fuel.

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 No.190761

>>190753

>final solution

sending them to their ill gotten land with their wealth intact in hopes they'll fuck off we're full forever?

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 No.190762

>>190758

Yes I have a dog.

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 No.190763

>>190762

Do you have a gf?

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 No.190764

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 No.190765

File: 911b6f7f3b4f64c⋯.png (2.65 MB,1024x1221,1024:1221,possum jew.png)

>>190761

The shed is our Zion. The shed is rightfully ours.

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 No.190766

>>190762

Yeah, I'd be scared to put down ratsak then too.

I have rats in my backyard but they dont cause that much of a problem for me.

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 No.190767

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.190768

>>190767

Broccoli is their gold, maybe you could lure them out with that.

Maybe they are building their settlement there to take over your potato plantation.

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 No.190769

>>190626

They are just saying that because they must have found treasure in there. Dumb idiots cant keep me out.

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 No.190770

Just started screaming until my throat became hoarse and I couldn't make any more noise

#slowlygoingmad bros WW@?

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 No.190771

>>190770

Should've taped it.

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 No.190772

Five and a half hours since I did the 1.5 grams of Phenibut. The effects have peaked I think. At best I just left slightly drunk. I still do. I had a wank a little while ago and gave a little gasp as I orgasmed because it felt different to normal. Took me by surprise.

I think I will try again next week and take 2 grams.

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 No.190773

>>190772

Sounds like it does fuck all.

Do you do any actual drugs? Have you in the past?

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 No.190774

>>190773

No I have never done drugs other than alcohol and cigarettes.

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 No.190775

>>190755

Just hit them with a broom and scare them off enough times that they stop coming back

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 No.190776

File: 947e30a4782035d⋯.png (186.11 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2018-01-11-12-5….png)

Got perma banned for a shitpost, mods way too happy with the permabans think I'll take a break from this place.

-NK

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 No.190777

>>190776

Based mods are finally cleaning out the garbage.

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 No.190778

>>190776

Yeah the BO is a known faggot

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 No.190779

>>190776

Wait are you the faggot who posted that gore pic?

Good riddance

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 No.190780

>>190776

>-NK

Is that really you?

ffs noone will be left.

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 No.190781

>>190779

>>190777

Fuck you faggots NK is our leader.

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 No.190782

>>190781

I am your leader.

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 No.190783

>>190776

You should have spoilered that pic, but a permaban is way too harsh.

First Monk and then NK. This is not good.

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 No.190784

>>190772

You need to do 2 grams, but you're going to need to wait a week now

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 No.190785

>>190783

>This is not good.

BO's turned into a piece of shit, he's an ex-junkie fuckwad, does he seriously think he's better than us now?

This is absolutely fucked.

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 No.190786

>>190785

I am just assuming that he does not know who he is banning because he doesn't follow the threads.

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 No.190787

>>190785

>turned

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 No.190788

>>190786

Everyone's equal

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 No.190789

>>190786

I didn't know it was NK neither. I'm half tempted to go to nofonNEETs board.

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 No.190790

>>190786

Pretty sure the BO checks post-history before swinging the ban hammer. Maybe NK has been posting a lot of low quality shitposts lately.

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 No.190791

>>190787

Fair call, I only came around thread 80 and he only posted a little after that so I didn't get to know him very well.

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 No.190792

>>190789

I could start a new board. NofunNEET's is not viable because he is not a suitable person to be in charge. He is not mentally stable enough.

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 No.190793

>>190788

No they aren't. Some people make way more of a contribution to the threads and therefore earn more latitude.

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 No.190794

>>190792

I'm pretty sad about this idea. But i'd check out your board if you made it.

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 No.190795

>>190790

A permaban is ridiculous even if that was the case.

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 No.190796

>>190794

It will only work if we get most people on board. It needs careful consideration.

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 No.190797

>>190793

I agree wholeheartedly.

I fear this is the /aus/ exodus.

Fuck this shit.

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 No.190798

>>190776

The most recent ban I reported, as the material was removed was the picture of a knife in a dick that did have a spoiler image little more than a funny shit post . Any pornographic images without a spoiler image will get you banned

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 No.190799

>>190798

> knife in a dick that did have a spoiler imag

*did not have a spoiler image

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 No.190800

>>190796

We cant leave cheesecake behind and he only posts at night (generally).

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 No.190801

Why don't we just move the general to v9k?

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 No.190802

Okay I have started a new board:

https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/1.html

Please come and make a post. Lets make this work.

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 No.190803

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 No.190805

>>190803

virgin 9000

cheesecake is BO iirc

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 No.190806

>>190804

Monk checking what he posts online first would have stopped his first name and state he lives in being discovered (which hardly constitutes a dox. If we were determined to find out where his poojeet love shack is we probably could, but we aren't).

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 No.190807

>>190804

oh did the cunt get doxxed?

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 No.190809

>>190807

He left his gps shit on a pic and a malicious neet fucked him over.

That's as far as I understand it and i dont really understand that sort of stuff.

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 No.190810

>>190809

8ch doesnt automatically strip exif data?

Sad.

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 No.190811

>>190809

Oh i missed that one. I always check NEETs exif data for purely innocent reasons

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 No.190813

>>190800

I agree

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 No.190814

>>190810

>>190811

All the pics I take now I copypaste in paint then crop.

I wish I didnt have to and it's part of why I never posted any vids of driving about.

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 No.190815

>>190814

Edit them in windows movie maker or the default one on your OS, delete 2 minutes before leaving your place. The people on here regardless of your hand for detail will pick up the minor detail

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 No.190816

File: 4ba292d809be046⋯.png (141.68 KB,782x633,782:633,scrub_a_dub_dub.png)

>>190814

you can scrub them just from properties as well

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 No.190817

I always remove the exif data from my cumdies pictures. can't have people finding out the location of my cumdies and stealing them now, can I?

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 No.190818

>>190816

>>190815

Cool, thank you.

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 No.190819

>>190817

We could just follow the scent anyhow, I have a nose just such stuff

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 No.190820

>>190802

First we'll need to know which NEET you are first.

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 No.190821

Also I don't like the idea of one of the NEETs here being BO, they'd be able to see which posts are ours. Not to mention a NEET BO would probably give certain NEETs preferential treatment based off of homoerotic attraction to them like one of the NEETs did with monk. We saw how that NEET sperged out and created that whole new thread to try and get monk unbanned. We can't have NEETs like that running a board.

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 No.190822

>>190805

Nah BO was a druggo who got off the stuff and has a gf now, pretty sure its a volunteer who doing the moderation round here

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 No.190823

>>190822

Sorry meant cheesecake is BO of /v9k/. Gave it more than five seconds thought and moving it there would be not a good idea at all. Seems as it has been resolved anyway.

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 No.190824

>>190821

i kind of feel this way to. i dont know how i'd feel about a neet that regularly posts here moderating the board. seems like it could only lead to something bad happening

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 No.190825

>>190824

I remember John starting his own board after he sperged out at the BO and he disabled images so no one could spam it. It lasted 3days

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 No.190826

>>190821

I agree.

Most importantly, fracturing a community ALWAYS results in the death of it. Especially when it's to have a circlejerk. The BO lets us pretty much run wild, with only a few rules. From what I can tell, the rules are as follows:

-No CP

-No revenge porn

-No gore

-No real world threats

-No spam/advertising

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 No.190827

>>190824

This. We simply can't have a moderator that also regularly posts in the NEET general, too much can go wrong with that.

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 No.190828

>Apply for the job late

>Forget to attach my resume

>Forget to edit the title

Ahahahaha fuck I'm retarded no wonder I can't get a job

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 No.190829

>>190828

>Ahahahaha fuck I'm retarded no wonder I can't get a job

So you've never had a job before? neither have I

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 No.190830

>tfw 20 and never had a job

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 No.190831

>>190830

You need to pull yourself up by your cumdies and get out there and get some experience in the real world. Hell, back in my day they expected you to work for free for the first month to show that you've got what it takes.

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 No.190832

>>190830

Same, I really want to get a job, but at the same time I have pretty bad anxiety. I can't help but think that I'd fuck it up somehow.

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 No.190834

>>190833

See >>190821

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 No.190835

>>190833

let's see if remember how to cross post without resorting to /test/

>>>/aus/>>1

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 No.190836

>>190832

Get a job packing shelves. That way you won't need to speak to many people.

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 No.190837

>>190835

>>>/ausneets/>>1

oops

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 No.190839

>>190837

>>>/ausneets/1

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 No.190840

>>190836

I've thought about it, but even then what am I supposed to do at the lunch breaks? Where you have to see the other people working there and at least try to socialise

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 No.190841

>>190837

>>190835

lol

>>>/ausneets/1

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 No.190842

>>190838

Too much that can go wrong with that, really

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 No.190843

How's the weather treating you NEETs?

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 No.190844

>>190843

26 here in gippsland at the moment

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 No.190846

>>190843

33 degrees. Fuck this heat, can't do anything

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 No.190847

>>190846

>can't do anything

have a wank

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 No.190848

>>190845

That's true. But with that said, the thought of a NEET that also posts here regularly as well as moderating the board, that can only end badly.

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 No.190849

>>190847

I just did. But I'll have another one just for you.

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 No.190850

It's only 5:40 and I'm already tired, I really need to get my sleeping pattern in order.

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 No.190851

>>190850

have a jog

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 No.190853

>>190772

Yeah 2g will probably be better. But if it does work and you do like it, just remember to keep spacing your doses. Because it can get addictive and the withdrawal is pretty bad from what I've heard.

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 No.190854

>>190852

Not something I'd really want to risk. Sorry mate.

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 No.190855

>>190851

But I tire easily

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 No.190856

>>190855

have a non-soy beverage you soyboy

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 No.190857

gonna crack open the goon im not actually going to open it as it's already open

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 No.190858

>>190856

I'm a soyman

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 No.190859

>>190857

have a cask

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 No.190860

>Check my email inbox

>Actually missed an invitation to online assessment for a public servant job

>Sent two applications without a resume attached

>Missed an invitation asking me to send me my resume

Man mental illness is a hell of a thing.

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 No.190861

>>190860

Perhaps that was your mind's way of telling you that you never actually wanted the job.

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 No.190862

>>190861

Probably. I literally start shaking when I start applying.

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 No.190863

I'm going to clean up my room NEETs, I've let it get way too out of control. I need to put my foot down and get this mess cleaned up.

I advise you other NEETs do the same if you haven't already

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 No.190864

>>190862

The only job that I've applied for was one at Woolworths when I was in year 12. They didn't accept me.

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 No.190865

>>190862

Perhaps you should apply for a different job. What jobs have you done in the past?

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 No.190866

>>190863

Well done NEET. I need to get around to cleaning my room too

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 No.190867

>>190864

>They didn't accept me.

Did you ask them why, may be they could have too employees. By asking they could your application on a wait list that he is available when Jen on Fruit and Veg slips on a grape

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 No.190868

>>190865

admin, working at the election, and family business.

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 No.190869

>>190867

I don't think it's a matter of their having too many employees. They put out ads that they were hiring. It's probably because I was 18 and had a blank resume with no former jobs.

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 No.190870

>>190868

Did you enjoy any of those jobs? Enjoy is probably too strong of a word

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 No.190871

>>190870

The first two was government related, so yeah they were easy and fun

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 No.190872

>>190870

Enjoy the pay you mean, I heard its $200+ for a days work. That's many casks of goon

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 No.190874

>>190869

Don't let it put you down m8, I was told many things directly and indirectly about my academic ability. I have achieved quite well in higher education crushing those cunts expectations

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 No.190875

My goon gask is nearing empty. Shame I can't go into shops.

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 No.190876

>>190875

What would happen if you went into a shop?

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 No.190877

>>190876

it would be extremely anxiety-provoking

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 No.190878

>>190877

Looks like you need to get yourself a NEET sidekick then

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 No.190879

>>190874

>Don't let it put you down m8

I'll try not to. Problem is I wouldn't really want to get a job in the town that I'm in now because it's a fairly small town and there's lots of people from highschool out. I would hate to see them out on the job as I kind of abruptly dropped out of highschool.

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 No.190880

>tfw the internet is running slow again

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 No.190881

>>190880

have a wank

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 No.190882

I haven't changed my cumdies in 12 days

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 No.190884

>>190882

You must have built up quite the cum deposit in them

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 No.190885

>>190879

>I would hate to see them out on the job as I kind of abruptly dropped out of highschool.

You don't have to explain yourself. Put the fake smile on and ask how they are going. Make it all about them or have silence, but then the transaction will be over

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 No.190886

>>190884

He's been building up his savings account

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 No.190887

File: b2c759d3696a8f3⋯.jpg (177.62 KB,1000x1000,1:1,2Fm2rLL.jpg)

File: cbbadb7e30e1178⋯.jpg (25.38 KB,512x384,4:3,1297729908108.jpg)

File: 26a40e72e743e2e⋯.png (23.06 KB,346x538,173:269,1302331934650.png)

>getting a job after being NEET for 7 months

>but you dont want a job and hate working

>but the pay is $70K

JUUUUUUUUUSSSST

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 No.190888

>>190887

>JUUUUUUUUUSSSST

It's your choice in life to wage or receive the bux

Those 70k positions often require qualifications and experience, even though the wording can be misread as applicable to anyone

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 No.190889

>>190888

I am unemployed, but you have to accept any work available. That is what I mean by choice. You also have to presentable, as there are crazies who are overqualified and never get the job because they are crazy, mummybot has a special name for them I cannot remember

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 No.190890

>>190887

have a wank

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 No.190891

>>190887

What job?

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 No.190892

What's for dinner, NEETs?

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 No.190893

File: ae74732f64e0b7a⋯.jpg (141.99 KB,1200x1200,1:1,659133.jpg)

>>190892

Found these pizza bases at Woolies on clearance for like $1.50, threw some tomato paste on it, some mozzarella cheese and some ham. Tastes alright.

You?

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 No.190894

>>190888

>qualifications and experience

i have both

>>190891

some fucking piss ass job at a bank

FUUUUUUUCK ME WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FUCKING FUCK FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

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 No.190895

>>190894

I can't understand your predicament because I have never had a job

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 No.190896

>>190893

Tuna casserole

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 No.190897

>>190894

>having qualifications and experience

>>>/out/

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 No.190898

>>190894

Send the link here I'll apply and get it

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 No.190899

>>190894

Did you get to the interview stage?

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 No.190900

>>190899

I have been offered the job

>>190897

>>/butthurt/

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 No.190901

>>190900

>I have been offered the job

Sorry, my memory fucked up. You should have still been in contact with them. If you had a good excuse they may have contacted you about a future job opening

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 No.190902

>>190900

>normalnigger comes here to gloat

>>>/anywherebuthere/

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 No.190903

>>190901

So you did the assessment and interviews. You're going to accept it anyway but are shitposting here for attention.

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 No.190904

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 No.190905

test

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 No.190906

>>190903

I didn't do it for myself, I applied for a payment for a family member who has a disability. The process was beyond awful. I saw a psychologist separately because I was a broken man who need advice that he was not getting from family. It also helped when getting medical certs because I was getting treated for anxiety. I did have a family member go through the interview for a reduced activity test and they were fucking awful to mummybot. She becomes more forgetful and it reduces her cognitive ability when stressed/overworked. Their solution find a job and work hard.

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 No.190908

inb4 a rift in the circlejerk and they all come back here

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 No.190909

>circlejerkers upset member of their clique got banned so they move to a new board

Nice, a final nail in this general

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 No.190910

>>190909

How long until the new board dies? I give it two days.

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 No.190911

File: 1c55d1472cf7091⋯.png (600.11 KB,662x477,662:477,Powerball.png)

Big Powerball tonight lads, 55 millers. I've got my golden ticket, have you got yours?

>>190748

I thought they went outside of a night

>>190843

Like an unemployed deadbeat that only ever takes oxygen, never contributes to the 'greater atmosphere', and who doesn't deserve comfy low-20 degree days

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 No.190912

>>190911

>I've got my golden ticket, have you got yours?

Had no clue, to be honest. I don't buy lottery tickets much, but I'll get one for this draw. Gotta be in it to win it, huh?

What are you going to do with your $55 million?

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 No.190913

>>190911

>>190912

NEETs falling for the (((lotto)))

pains me to see you NEETs hurting

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 No.190914

>>190911

>>190912

>Paying the poor people tax

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 No.190915

>>190914

>>190913

I'm the second guy, I buy about.. 3 lottery tickets a year. It's more like entertainment at that point than a poor person tax.

My NEET uncle pays the poor person tax. He has bought a Tattslotto ticket every week for 25 years.

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 No.190916

>>190915

All good then, was just being a bit cheeky

Say he spends $10 a week - That's 13k not even taking into account the time value of money.

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 No.190917

>>190916

$520 is at least 52 sacks of goon

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 No.190918

File: a50e97ad6fd6450⋯.jpg (397.74 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Snapchat-1849365619.jpg)

I think it's faded since this morning. Still a bit bloated. What do you cunts reckon?

We've got five more hours before boarding. Spent a chunk of the day sleeping but I'm trying to stay awake so I can crash as soon as I'm on the plane.

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 No.190919

>>190918

Are you going to bring some terrible infectious disease back into Australia?

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 No.190920

>>190919

I might have become a biological hazard, lads.

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 No.190922

>>190918

yeah it looks fine

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 No.190923

>>190918

>crashing on the plane

Looks fine enough, now's not the time to worry about your leg: that comes later.

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 No.190924

File: bc6f06eeb642b5f⋯.jpg (76.6 KB,600x536,75:67,Girls.jpg)

>>190921

>he has to spam the old board to get people to come to his shitty circlejerk board

Just leave already if you hate it here.

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 No.190925

>>190921

Too exclusive. I was NEET in a darker period but now I've escaped. It was a big issue faced in these generals when it became apparent there were wagies amongst the NEETS.

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 No.190926

File: ed7aa62c5ff8666⋯.png (62.72 KB,1125x681,375:227,RBv5Z.png)

>>190921

>look at the "new" board

>tripcodes, tripcodes everywhere

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 No.190927

>>190921

Mate, I dont think you should spam it, you'll get people who are pissed off from seeing links spamming that board.

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 No.190928

>>190921

So it has finally happened, a great schism has emerged in NEETdom.

The council of 6 will not be pleased.

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 No.190929

>>190926

Nothing wrong with trips when used sparingly, to avoid impersonation.

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 No.190930

>>190928

How has the council voted?

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 No.190931

>>190930

Chaos neets stay here and good boy neets go to /ausneets/. Gladiator style combat every 6months between the boards to decide who is exempt from wfd for the year.

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 No.190932

File: 5f04cbf9608745d⋯.png (12.63 KB,150x181,150:181,Youlostme.png)

>>190929

>when used sparingly

When has that ever happened?

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 No.190933

>>190931

But us good boy NEETs cant fight.

Cant we just all get along?

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 No.190934

>>190933

no. phone cord fights to the death.

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 No.190935

>>190918

You should get it checked out. You don't want to get your leg amputated now, do you? if you did you could get on the DSP

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 No.190936

had a wank in the shower

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 No.190937

>>190936

the water turns the cum all gooey

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 No.190938

File: 78443b13312f4f6⋯.jpg (199.57 KB,542x438,271:219,slide_333328_3323043_free.jpg)

>>190936

Bad idea.

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 No.190939

>>190938

Houses built within the past 15 years are fitted with wank-resistant plumbing

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 No.190940

>>190939

Some older houses in new york don't have plumbing that can handle toilet paper, so you have to put your shit covered poopoopaper in a little bin next to the loo.

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 No.190942

>>190940

That's Greek-tier

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 No.190943

File: 11354dc2ab9343f⋯.webm (9.13 MB,640x360,16:9,vn strikes back.webm)

oh shit we made the news

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 No.190944

>>190943

that's anonib I think

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 No.190945

File: 68cd4cdf653368e⋯.jpg (76.57 KB,640x1136,40:71,5b7afb9b102d1fbfc647103c35….jpg)

I booked an appointment with an escort for Monday this is what she looks like. There were some nice cheap Asians that look like JAV girls but they seemed to good to be real photos and I kind of wanted my first to be an Australian so it felt less weird.

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 No.190946

>>190945

All gook photos are fake

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 No.190947

>>190946

this. absolutely all of them. 100%

Have you ever bought honey chicken from a cheap chinese place like in a shopping mall, expecting it'd be battered chicken only to bite into it and discover it's a tiny bit of chicken and 80% batter?

then you go to another chinese place and you see the same thing and it looks so appetizing, but then when you buy it it's the same rip off bullshit, almost no chicken, all batter?

and you think: surely someone is actually doing this dish properly and it's actually palatable, yet everywhere you go it's the same shameless rip-off.

That's gook hookers and gook everything.

I've heard of guys getting to the door, seeing a fucking 40 year old woman when the photos and ad were <25 and then having the gook guy lurking in the shadows get aggressive when they turn around and walk.

Every guy I know who's been to whores has said the same thing, gooks are 100% fake/scam. They NEVER have real photos, they're just that shameless about it.

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 No.190948

>>190947

Gooks are nothing but cheats, thieves and liars.

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 No.190950

I took a week off the general to wagecuck and wallow in self pity, can someone tell me what the fuck happened?

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 No.190951

>>190950

BO started permabanning heaps of posters so everyone moved to https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/1.html

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 No.190952

>>190951

That sounds hilarious tbh, BO is a funny guy

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 No.190953

>>190951

>heaps of posters

Bit of an exaggeration.

He banned Monk for posting a bomb threat with a time and location.

He banned NeetKing for posting gore.

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 No.190954

>>190953

That's like half of all posts gone though

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 No.190955

Anyway the rules on the new board are kind of overboard and this one will probably suffer from being fractured so it might be a good time to say goodbye.

It's been a fun couple of years, neetos.

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 No.190956

>>190954

This is correct.

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 No.190957

>>190955

See you space cowboy.

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 No.190958

>>190955

;-;7

Hope they start fighting again over there and come crawling back

Where else will I cry about my life to other Aussies

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 No.190959

>>190958

They will. There will be some kind of fight about what content is okay, and what isn't. The board owner will play favourites with certain personalities and allow them to get away with things, because he participates in the threads and is friends with them.

Let's hold the fort until then.

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 No.190960

>>190958

I'm still lurking here but there's less posts so I'm not replying to much.

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 No.190961

>>190955

tbh the rules seem pretty much the same with the exception of "spoiler shit"

If you do leave take care mate.

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 No.190962

>>190959

You can already see his biases showing in the rules, it's the reason why splits always kill communities.

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 No.190963

>>190962

You mean such as the fact that it's the /ausneets/ board, but you don't have to be a NEET if the board owner deems you NEET enough?

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 No.190964

>>190963

Not so much that, it was always an unspoken rule here that wagies will be shitted on a bit. Reading over the rules makes it feel like the BO wants to get rid of all the "nastier" comments, most of which were just jokes in the first place.

I mean just look at rule 14. An entire rule exists because he didn't like one of the common jokes here.

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 No.190965

>>190964

I read that but thought it was an ellaborate "obey aus laws", it's just dont call people asio now that i read it properly.

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 No.190966

Regardless of the drama I've had and continue to enjoy all of your company, you guys are the closest thing I have to any friends as sad as it sounds really.

What's on for tomorrow? I'm just enjoying the cooler weather lately.

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 No.190967

>>190966

Got another ten hours of wagecuck duty lined up

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 No.190968

>>190966

>What's on for tomorrow?

I just got back into lifting after a big break from it, so I've completely wrecked my legs with squats today. I think I'll be lucky if I can walk tomorrow. I don't think I'll be doing much.

How about you?

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 No.190969

>tfw depressed about the board split

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 No.190970

>>190969

On the upside, no one is mocking you by saying "impressed", "compressed", etc.

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 No.190971

>>190969

I've spent too much time on /aus that I'm reluctant to just ditch it for good, so I'll lurk here and there for a while. So many memories…

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 No.190972

>>190966

>Report to Cenno

>Try and stay sober for a second consecutive day

>Clean room

>Physical and intellectual exercising

>Continue in my pursuit of GF2018

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 No.190973

File: c459312f6037a62⋯.jpg (22.67 KB,269x262,269:262,krn.jpg)

strewth innit

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 No.190974

>>190973

Blimey guvna.

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 No.190975

>>190959

>The board owner will play favourites with certain personalities and allow them to get away with things,

Talking out your ass m8

>because he participates in the threads and is friends with them.

>hurr having a BO that gives a shit about the threads is bad

Kill yourself. The owner here is too busy with his life and doesn't give a shit about the neet thread or anyone who posts in it, otherwise he wouldn't have banned those people. It's a board for neets, by neets, here we have a wagie who doesn't care.

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 No.190978

I have to go out for dinner to tonight with mum for one of her friends birthdays. I can already feel the anxiety building up.

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 No.190980

>>190951

I banned two people for being retards.

I don't care whether you're some celeb namefag, don't be a dumb turd. Goreposting has always been a permaban, and posting bomb threats is just plain stupid. And it's not like permabans are exactly difficult to get around (see: the never ending adventures of Fagneet, Luke McKee, etc.)

All of this whining seems to come from approximately 2 very upset butthurt people with nothing better to do.

So yes, have fun splitting the board and the community. Things like this nearly always result in the death of a community. But hey, why should I care? After all, I'm "too busy with his life and doesn't give a shit about the neet thread or anyone who posts in it".

:^)

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 No.190981

>>190980

I am willing to post anywhere the NEETs are. An issue I have seen is the need for more active moderation, why not get a day NEET and a night NEET as new moderators. The cancer that has frustrated everyone is removed extremely quickly

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 No.190982

>>190981

This was the biggest issue tbh, need some NEETmods.

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 No.190983

>>190982

>NEETmods

That isn't a good idea in my opinion, for the same reason that >>190959 said

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 No.190984

File: f8f32cdc8e151c5⋯.webm (481.63 KB,640x360,16:9,where do you think we are.webm)

>>190981

>NEETs sticking to schedules

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 No.190985

>>190984

A NEET awake during the day and night should overlap. There may be periods were a NEET is constrained by Max, but I do not expect that there is constant moderation. It would not be a perfect system but at least it would be a better system

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 No.190987

>>190983

Yeah I thought everyone was cool with us basically self moderating, I don't get why suddenly it's all terrible and we need dictators around to make sure we toe the line.

I guess the community has changed in the past year or so

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 No.190988

It's actually kinda comfy coming to the neet gen and seeing only a handful of new posts, reminds me of the lull period we had early last year

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 No.190989

>>190988

It gives us time to study the posts in depth, and reflect on them. This is how the NEETs of an earlier time communicated.

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 No.190990

File: 93fd6a23961b31f⋯.png (6.88 MB,3100x6280,155:314,93f.png)

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 No.190991

>>190978

Where are you off to? Hopefully somewhere small and you're not daring to venture anywhere inside a Westfields during school holidays. How old is mummybot today?

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 No.190993

idk I thought banning bomb threats and gore is okay

hopefully the other board doesnt devolve into circlejerking

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 No.190994

>>190993

You'd hope, but if notable 'names' being banned spurred the split, it will. Not like we'll be going anywhere.

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 No.190995

>>190994

Darn it, didn't mean to sage

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 No.190996

So for this year of uni (that I will hopefully at least complete a few classes) I signed up for German courses as my electives.

I hope in a couple of years I can be fluent enough to go to Germany and live there for a while without having too much language trouble.

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 No.190997

>>190996

They all speak English anyway.

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 No.190998

>>190997

I don't want to be some Americuck tier tourist though. I want to go and live there for a while and experience the culture and people properly. I don't want to speak English.

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 No.190999

>>190998

>I don't want to speak English.

Learning greetings, yes and no as well as numbers in currency (0, 1, 2, 3… 9) for bargaining to not get ripped. Also learn the names of key ingredients you like (chicken, beef and pork) so you can point and say "Chicken, Yes?" before awaiting a response and do not like (allergy related).

Note that learning online some dialects differ from region to region. Some people do not like northern dialect that is slightly different in the south and vice versa (in Vietnam, but I am not NamNeet)

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 No.191000

>>190999

Also learn emergency numbers, with an emphasis on English ones. In Vietnam the emergency number is only Vietnamese and you need the english number.

Learning customs is important, as I know in Vietnam people would freak out around officials who talked to them. I saw a taxi driver almost in tears after hitting an amoured government car (only scratched the paint on the car but it damaged his car more with a dent). It was an ordinary sedan without identification of an official but those people were not happy

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 No.191001

>>190996

Have you ever tried learning German or another language before? And are you the same anon that wanted to move there to get a German wife?

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 No.191002

>>191001

I have never tried to learn a language, the only experience I have was Spanish classes at high school. Yes, that's me.

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 No.191003

>>190999

This is a good idea if I merely wanted to do a basic tourist excursion.

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 No.191004

>>190996

>I signed up for German courses as my electives.

Definitely a good start. It's practically impossible to learn a language on your own, so uni is a good place to learn. Luckily though, it's a little easier these days with the internet, there's websites where you can find language exchange buddies.

I'm trying to learn Hungarian. I've put down my learning materials for the past 2 weeks because of Christmas and New Year's, and now that I'm back to it, I've realised that I started to forget heaps. It's really important to practice daily and review past material.

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 No.191006

Is this where the big brain neets post?

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 No.191007

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 No.191008

>>190991

Just the local sporting club. Her friend's turning 53. I'm going to have to down some goon before I go to keep my anxiety under control

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 No.191009

>tfw depressed

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 No.191010

>>191009

I just started taking my sertraline today, after going to my GP and saying I believed the 100mg were too much. He gave me a script for 50mg pills.

Tbh I already feel better. Could be placebo or some shit but I just seem to care less about the things that were making me sad.

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 No.191011

>>191010

It'll take about 2-4 weeks to work. If you suffer from anxiety, you might have an increase in symptoms initially.

Personally, I think anti-depressants are a load of bull, but you don't have much to lose by trying if you are at the end of your rope.

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 No.191012

>>191011

>24 weeks

No, lmao. Who told you that? Don't spread misinformation. 6-8 weeks is how long it takes to fully kick in, at the absolute latest, although it usually kicks in within 2 weeks.

Yeah I think they are Jew pills for sure but my anxiety is at such a level that it's either try this or essentially miss the only chance I have at trying to make a go at this life. I only plan to use it for about 3 months while I try and get my shit straight. After about 6 months tolerance would kick in anyway and I won't get anything out of it.

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 No.191013

>>191012

oh you said 2-4 weeks not 24 weeks. nevermind, sorry NEET just misread

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 No.191014

>>191012

>>191011

My weight shot up to 91kg on antidepressants, my weight is back to normal now that I am off them.

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 No.191015

File: 4543ad4cc3359c4⋯.png (59.4 KB,684x710,342:355,1400866975002.png)

>Board rules

>1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

>13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

Dead board lol

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 No.191016

>>191013

>>191012

No worries, I can see how that mistake could have been made.

There isn't really any tolerance involved with anti-depressants (benzodiazepines are a whole different story), but there's definitely a reasonable chance of a discontinuation syndrome. So if you do decide to kick the pills in the future, remember to taper. Slower is always better.

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 No.191017

>>191014

Funny, similar thing happened to me. Heaviest I've been is just about 90kg, and I was taking SSRIs at the time. I didn't increase my food intake, so I'm not sure where the additional mass comes from.

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 No.191018

>>191016

I think tolerance is definitely involved with anti-depressants. Look at how well they work early on (you can see this just by talking to anyone who has been on them) but how they become ineffective after 6 months to a year.

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 No.191019

>>191018

I could be wrong. I feel like the positive effects early on come from a change in perspective. You feel relief, things are finally changing, and it's an improvement from your previous situation. Then you kind of just slowly fall back into monotony, like with everything else.

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 No.191020

>>191019

All I want is to be able to think about the world in rational terms and not have this gut wrenching anxiety about all sorts of unlikely things hitched to me like a leg iron wherever I go, whatever I'm doing.

I need to take a number of steps to help myself but my depression and anxiety mean I can't even make the first ones.

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 No.191022

>>191020

I completely understand where you're coming from. All the best, man. I hope it helps you.

I don't know how old you are, but I can tell you this, anxiety lessens with age. Just look at how shameless old people can be to see the extreme effects of no anxiety.

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 No.191023

>>191015

>this butthurt

lol

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 No.191024

should i just pick up any kind of mustard?

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 No.191026

>>191024

english wholegrain or horseraddish

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 No.191027

https://xhamster.com/search?q=pawg&reset=1

This is what I do when I want to fap. Every day, the same thing. Search 'PAWG' on xhamster and find a new video to jerk to, or go back to an old classic.

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 No.191029

>>191026

>horseraddish

For meat after they are cooked, as I use this as a garnish sometimes, especially if the meat is over or under cooked or lacks seasoning.

>english wholegrain

isn't that just for sandwichs and rolls.

That's at least what I use them for?

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 No.191030

>>191027

I'm seeing a lot of interracial material. "PAWG" is a term used by niggers, after all. I hope those aren't the videos you're fapping to.

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 No.191031

>>191027

The good thing about xhamster is you have an option to download videos from the site itself

Good when phone phone posting

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 No.191032

>>191030

Are you retarded m8? He literally posted about jerking it to it

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 No.191034

>>191029

>isn't that just for sandwichs and rolls

sky's the limit m8

ever had hoisin sauce with toast?

>heated hoisin sauce diluted with some vinegar

>mixed in crushed peanuts

>serve with freshly toasted bread

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 No.191035

>>191034

sounds nice, thanks m8

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 No.191036

>>191032

If you clicked the link, half the videos were solo videos of "PAWGs", the other half were them getting fucked by niggers. So, what I was saying was, I hope he's not fapping to the videos involving niggers fucking white women, and that he's just fapping to the other videos featured.

Is it that hard to put two and two together?

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 No.191037

>>191036

I fap exclusively to pawg interracial

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 No.191038

>>191027

I prefer deep throat to that pawg stuff, there's a site I use www.homemoviestube.com. Be warned though, there's a ton of cuck/bull shit there as well as decent amateur shit

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 No.191039

>>191036

Yeah, for whatever reason most of the videos of PAWGs getting fucked involve black guys. I have no idea why. I still fap to them though.

>>191037

lmao

>>191038

i watched deepthroat when i was a young teen. somehow got bored of it, i think it's because it fell out of style or something. there doesn't seem to be much good deepthroat/facefucking coming out these days.

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 No.191040

Finally done with another wagie week.

Time to neet it up mates

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 No.191041

>>191027

Fuck off VN

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 No.191042

>>191039

I do have a few kinks, the chick must be into it and it must end in her swallowing the load and I need to visually see it/her swallowing it. Just having a bitch throating a dick with her mouth clamped on the dick the whole time is boring as fuck tbqh m8s

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 No.191043

>>191040

What's the plan for the weekend, wagie? Goon and fapping?

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 No.191044

>>191043

I'm still keeping up my new years no drinking run, but fapping is definitely in the plans

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 No.191045

>>191044

I fapped twice today, several hours in between each one, I find porn too boring even an hour after a fap, big loads too

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 No.191046

>>191045

Yeah I can't chain together faps like I could when I was a young lad. Might go for morning evening and maybe a cheeky afternoon wank tomorrow

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 No.191047

What did you guys have for dinner?

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 No.191048

>>191047

ratatouille

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 No.191049

so at the end (nah its not the end lol) of my first day on zoloft i can say i feel happier. also i fapped 3 times today which is less than my usual (5-8 times)

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 No.191050

>>191049

Watch out for the anti-depressant induced sexual dysfunction. You might have to find a new hobby.

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 No.191051

>>191050

On the other hand it means your wanks can go for hours and hours

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 No.191052

>>191051

Rub that shit completely raw

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 No.191053

This general is considerably slower than ausneets

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 No.191054

>>191053

It's more comfy this way. You'll notice a lot of the low effort shitposting is gone too.

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 No.191055

>>191054

The low effort shitposting has seemingly left the other general as well. Still, it's early as fuck

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 No.191056

>>191053

Yes, it's shocking how many of them were happy to rally around a cult of personality. It's sad, really, but it's hardly a loss. People come and people go.

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 No.191057

>>191056

What was the reason for the split?

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 No.191058

>>191057

BO banned a couple of neets that happened to be popular

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 No.191060

>>191057

MonkNEET was perma-banned for posting a bomb threat with a date and location.

NeetKing was also perma-banned for posting an unspoilered image of a knife embedded inside a penis.

They perceived it as threat to the community and decided to pack up and leave, so they could be together with their friends again.

BO's response was here: >>190980

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 No.191061

>>191058

I thought it was more people weren't happy about the type of posts people make here

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 No.191062

>>191056

Stop spreading bullshit. There is no cult of personality, it was that the BO wasn't even reading the generals and was permabanning people when he should have given temp ones.

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 No.191063

>>191061

It wasn't, people whined about that for years without leaving

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 No.191064

>>191054

Keep damage controlling.

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 No.191065

>>191062

If it was noname neets that got banned there would not be a new board

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 No.191066

>>191064

The damage is done, might as well try to find positives mate

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 No.191067

>>191062

The judge, jury and executioner should not be your friends, there's a conflict of interest and results in favouritism. Enjoy your circlejerk that will die a slow death as people fall away from the community with no one new to replace them.

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 No.191068

We're already a tiny community, why would you want to split it even more?

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 No.191069

>>191067

>The judge, jury and executioner should not be your friends

They aren't, but keep thinking that.

>Enjoy your circlejerk that will die a slow death as people fall away from the community with no one new to replace them.

That is happening here. There isn't any circlejerk, and there is no one using trips.You're just butthurt the BO nigger tier behavior of giving people permabans rather than temp ones to posters who fuck up. A BO must at least be a part of the community or else they know jack shit, and are disconnected from the very place they should be moderating.

It appears you are just really butthurt and would sit here and whine though, so keep doing that I guess.

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 No.191070

>>191069

Feel free to leave at any time. Everything goes smoothly until someone asks "What happened?", and you guys feel the need to defend your choice to divide the community. You don't want to be part of this community any more because you have a vendetta against the BO, so why are you still here?

Life will go on without you.

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 No.191071

File: 3f2d27b0f9ee67f⋯.jpg (51.52 KB,475x640,95:128,B Dog.jpg)

I shouldn't have went to the beach today lads, seeing all those qts with tight bods in arse-showing bikinis, the beach-side mansions and generally just seeing more than one person together sent me straight to Dan's for a cask

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 No.191072

>>191071

>qts with tight bods in arse-showing bikinis

>didn't take any pictures to post in the general

Shame on you.

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 No.191073

>>191070

>You don't want to be part of this community any more

m8, 90% of people migrated. People were sick of the BO, the fact he barely posts, and doesn't even read the threads and know any of the anons here.

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 No.191074

>>191071

I know that feel

My town is infested with tourists and they wear bikinis all over the place. As an autistic virgin and a prude this upsets me greatly

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 No.191075

>>191073

What is the purpose of this? Are you trying to convince the stragglers to come join you? Are you trying to convince the people opposed to the split to come join you? Do you want ME to come join you? It's clearly not in your interest to be posting this, the people that have stayed have stayed for a reason, and their presence won't make a positive contribution to your board.

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 No.191076

We need to build a neetwall

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 No.191077

>>191075

It isn't my board. I am just sick of people who have their mouth attached to the BO of here's cock, like you have.

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 No.191078

>>191069

I kind of think we were too hasty to split. If the BO of /ausneets/ became a vol of /aus/ we would have a member of the community as a mod.

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 No.191079

>>191076

I hope theres a gate.

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 No.191080

>>191079

and a dan's

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 No.191081

>>191076

Make

Aus

Great

Again

!

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 No.191082

File: 8cb77966db7a164⋯.png (254.56 KB,800x820,40:41,dan-go-back.png)

>>191076

We have to build the wall.

>>191077

You're assuming my allegiance is to this board or the board owner, when I simply oppose what the new board stands for. Don't confuse those two things.

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 No.191083

>>191072

Every time I've posted my creepshots I get shat-on and ostracized by one or two anons. They may have left though, to /ausneets

>>191074

I kept a decent distance but still seeing them from afar has depressed me deeply tonight

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 No.191084

>>191082

>You're assuming my allegiance is to this board or the board owner, when I simply oppose what the new board stands for. Don't confuse those two things.

What? Are you going to whine about "muh tripfags" again despite the fact no one even uses them?

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 No.191085

>>191071

Hate it as well, not to mention all the thots down at the local Westfields as well.

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 No.191086

>>191084

It was sort of for the nameNEETs.

tbh I'm having second thoughts. I don't want to feel like it's "us and them" when both board are "us".

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 No.191087

>>191084

The only reason you split was because your darlings got banned and you guys got butthurt.

The new "NEET" board doesn't require posters to even be NEETs.

There's literally a rule saying you're inclusive of ALL genders and sexualities.

And yes, tripcodes are enabled.

I'm done having this conversation. I'll refer you to my other post: >>191075

What is the purpose? Do you want ME to come jhoin you?

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 No.191088

>>191086

But inane internet drama is so fun, let's have a neet civil war

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 No.191089

>>191087

The NEET general has never required posters to be neets either

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 No.191090

>>191082

That's some spicy OC, thanks

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 No.191091

>>191088

I don't want to pick a side.

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 No.191092

>>191091

We're all anonymous so just pick both sides

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 No.191093

>>191089

It kind of begs the question "Why call it /ausneets/ then?" It was a fresh start and an opportunity for a new inclusive name.

>>191090

You're welcome.

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 No.191094

>>191092

This is the downfall of being a nameNEET.

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 No.191095

>>191093

If anything, /aus/ is more inclusive namewise.

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 No.191096

>>191093

probably because the neet general has come to dominate /aus/

>>191094

Just have multiple names so you can argue with yourself

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 No.191097

File: e4e9c14059ef7fb⋯.jpg (108.18 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

>>191054

>the low effort shitposting is gone too

Oh it'll be coming back - I'll see to it personally. I've been out of the game for the past week - can't say I'm sorry that chadneet has been banned, although I might miss neetking.

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 No.191098

>>191087

>The only reason you split was because your darlings got banned and you guys got butthurt.

He just permabans anyone who pisses him off. People shouldn't have to hop IP's over minor shit. NK was a oldfag of this board, and I'd know since I was here since the first threads, faggot.

>The new "NEET" board doesn't require posters to even be NEETs.

Half the cunts here are wagies and 4chan niggers. Not an argument.

>There's literally a rule saying you're inclusive of ALL genders and sexualities.

It says that don't be a sperg about it, like muh im a gay nigger im offended type shit.

>And yes, tripcodes are enabled.

Yet no one uses them, but it is nice to have that option, like it or not, we are all friends and 'muh anonymity' becomes a moot point if you shitpost with the same people for fucking years.

>What is the purpose? Do you want ME to come jhoin you?

I'm just sick of your stupid attitude and you would willingly stay on a board where the BO is off in the wilderness and doesn't even know what goes on in the threads or any of the anons here. You have to be a active poster to be a mod, otherwise you shouldn't be moderating, what don't you get? Otherwise he wouldn't have banned two people who have been posting here for ages over shitposts.

Ask Sensei or Oldneet, if you even know who they are, (doubtful) but the BO hasn't been doing a good job for a while. He is just too busy (wouldn't blame him, I'd do the same if I had a gf and job) and doesn't moderate the board to a good standard and doesn't understand the only community on his board that is worth a damn. The board should basically be called Aus NEET general since this is 98% of the posts.

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 No.191099

>>191097

have a wank

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 No.191100

>>191082

Good to see you again Mr Murphy. I'd tip my fedora if I had one.

>>191093

>or a new inclusive name

Unironic use of SJW language is a bannable offense. You have been warned.

>>191098

>the BO hasn't been doing a good job for a while

The moderation's shit, cripplechan is shit, the internet is shit, life is shit and neet's are really, really shit at literally everything.

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 No.191101

>>191100

>The moderation's shit, cripplechan is shit, the internet is shit, life is shit and neet's are really, really shit at literally everything

Finally a neet I can agree with

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 No.191102

>>191100

I used the word "inclusive" because it's inline with their new LGBTQI+ policy. I accept the warning though. It won't happen again.

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 No.191103

>>191102

You forgot to include W

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 No.191104

File: d729f69b1343f6e⋯.jpg (101.35 KB,850x400,17:8,dan-goebbels.jpg)

>>191103

Shit, what does the W stand for?

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 No.191105

>>191104

wagefriend

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 No.191106

File: 34d45673e1f8ef8⋯.jpg (110.28 KB,652x671,652:671,shithole.jpg)

Some days it's great to be alive.

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 No.191107

File: 6117a93ea4197cd⋯.png (104.6 KB,512x512,1:1,1514601464118.png)

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 No.191108

>>191106

He's asking the questions other politicians won't.

>“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”

I like that people assume it's racist because much like the people from the countries he's referencing, shit is brown.

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 No.191109

>>191106

it's like they hate him because he's human and not a lizard

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 No.191110

>>191109

don't bully lizards mate, they're grade a animals

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 No.191111

quads getto

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 No.191112

File: c4e16dce3af0841⋯.gif (376.39 KB,525x350,3:2,hehe.gif)

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 No.191113

>>191111

You should have used that quads power for good, or at least evil.

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 No.191114

Finally back in Australia. My leg is all swollen from injury, over exertion and maybe infection. Got antibiotics to take and x-ray and ultrasound results to check tomorrow. It's good to be back, cunts.

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 No.191116

>>191114

Are you vietnam holiday-neet?

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 No.191117

>>191116

Yeah, I'm Vietnam anon. What have I missed while being in transit and asleep? These threads seem slower.

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 No.191118

>>191114

How was the flight home? The longest I've ever been on a plane was only about 3 hours.

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 No.191119

>>191117

Schism, please just scroll up so we don't have another shitstorm.

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 No.191120

File: a226a28ee036581⋯.jpg (39.54 KB,570x300,19:10,norwayqt.jpg)

What kind of nationalist are you neets? Should we ban all immigration, or keep our doors open to qt's from nice white countries like Norway?

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 No.191121

>>191117

>What happened?

Let me tell you about the NEETs anon.

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 No.191122

>>191113

I prefer throwing the quads into the void over some neet using them to weaken my penis

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 No.191123

>>191117

shit's fucked cunt

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 No.191124

File: 8b74a75d7bd6384⋯.jpg (39.51 KB,335x450,67:90,195494-004-021E6BAF.jpg)

File: b25d0ccba36200e⋯.jpg (102.42 KB,685x547,685:547,Bulletin-1886-cartoon-685w….jpg)

File: 8c1e46d21529d70⋯.jpg (96.89 KB,750x756,125:126,White Australia policy ang….jpg)

>>191120

White Australia.

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 No.191125

File: dca1c26ee914d14⋯.jpeg (8.58 KB,302x167,302:167,nam.jpeg)

>>191114

>leg is all swollen from injury

Need to watch out for punji sticks next time you're in 'nam. Did you waste any gooks? Slay lots of poontang? Engage in transactions of a capitalist nature with communist women there?

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 No.191126

>>191118

The longest I've been on was from Hong Kong to Adelaide. So this one wasn't too bad at eight hours. I couldn't sleep though. The air in the cabin seemed to be dusty and it fucked up my nose. I was sitting at the airport for twenty hours after a cancellation and delay caused me to miss my original flight home. That was pretty fucking boring.

>>191119

Okay. I'll trawl the archives.

>>191121

[Concern]

>>191125

The most fucking I did was with an American girl after New Year's Eve. It was pretty fucking good.

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 No.191127

>>191118

>tfw never been on a plane

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 No.191128

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 No.191129

>>191120

Australia it's for the whites and Abbos who want to live in peace.

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 No.191130

>>191127

The world would be a better place if nobody had ever been on a plane - less movement of people, less globalisation.

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 No.191131

File: ffe58e5bceb7cc4⋯.jpg (66.16 KB,639x380,639:380,640px-Australian_F-111s.jpg)

>>191130

but then you wouldn't be able to drop napalm on gooks with impunity

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 No.191132

>>191042

Nothing more dissatisfying then seeing the woman shut her lips and eyes when the time comes

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 No.191133

>>191097

anon-san please terrorise them not us

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 No.191138

It really has gotten quiet round here

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 No.191139

any of you guys played any good games as of late?

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 No.191140

File: 3411449c9399c3e⋯.png (671.89 KB,1191x1684,1191:1684,8c7399f1f80d0ded5a3cd14141….png)

>>191139

I've mostly been playing Gravity Rush 2 and r6 from ubishit

GR2 is very much worth it if you have a gaystation and r6 can be fun

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 No.191141

>>191140

>chinese cartoons

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 No.191145

Morning neets. What's the first thing you do when you get up in the morning? For me it used to be reading political blogs, but since the new year I've started practising japanese instead.

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 No.191146

>>191145

I usually get something to eat

but first i have a wank

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 No.191147

>>191145

Check phone, emails, drink 2 glasses of water then shower and breakfast.

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 No.191148

>tfw depressed

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 No.191149

>>191148

>>191146

Just tried to have my morning wank and couldn't fucking cum. This Zoloft is already giving me sexual side effects.

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 No.191150

>>191149

Thats fucked mate

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 No.191151

>>191149

>(((zoloft)))

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 No.191152

>>191145

morning, it's just catching up on threads and reading the news for me

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 No.191153

>>191149

Looks like it's time to ditch the Zoloft. You can't allow it to continue stealing your wanks

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 No.191154

>>191153

Nope, I will continue to use it. Wanks weren't helping me anyway.

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 No.191155

>>191140

I've been playing Final Fantasy XV. It's pretty fun tbh, although it does feel a little bit gay

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 No.191156

>>191130

but then how would we make 9/11 jokes

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 No.191157

File: b6f4c415efb3d8a⋯.jpg (1.35 MB,2048x1536,4:3,8B8A23B.jpg)

i have a box of zoloft in the cupboard that iv'e never taken

it feels like it would just put me deeper into a hole

anyone notice that people that take anti-depressants get glazed eyes? they literally look like zombies

also SBS is showing the the ghan train trip from adelaide to darwin that takes 4 hours tomorrow

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 No.191158

How many other NEETs have fallen victim to Zoloft the Wank Thief?

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 No.191159

>>191157

Looks a little young there neeto

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 No.191160

>>191158

I think every SSRI I've ever taken has had a negative effect on my libido. On the other hand, does it really matter? My sex drive was just causing me frustration and despair.

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 No.191161

Any of you cunts play osrs? I just started playing it again 4 days ago and need friends/etc

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 No.191162

>>191145

I hate eating in the morning, so I make a protein shake with as many calories crammed in as I can, then I sit down and catch up on the thread, the news, and see if the couple of channels I follow on Youtube have posted any new videos.

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 No.191163

>>191149

It's all in your head if you've only been taking it for two days. But cutting back on the wanking can only be good for you.

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 No.191164

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>191157

>SBS is showing the the ghan train trip

I watched the trailer on Youtube, looks bretty comfy. Feels more like a screensaver than something you'd actually attentively watch though. There's two versions, a 3 hour version and an unreleased 17 hour directors cut. People are asking for the 17 hour version to be released.

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 No.191165

>>191164

Is it the same time in every state? We could all watch it together

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 No.191166

>>191164

>>191165

The 17 hour directors cut is being released tomorrow (Sunday) on SBS Viceland (Two) in NSW

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 No.191167

>>191165

Not sure if it's the same time, but it turns out they're playing the 17 hour directors cut tomorrow.

>This Sunday 14 January, from 2:40am – 8.30pm, SBS VICELAND will be all train, all day, with the spectacular journey of The Ghan. Because Australia demanded it, it's back for a very slow 17 hours.

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 No.191168

>>191167

>avant-garde australian kino breaking ground on reality tv

>17 hours of train autism

>gets billions of views worldwide and wins 12 oscars

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 No.191169

>>191167

Might have to bust out Train Simulator for the first time in five yars

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 No.191170

>>191167

It starts at 2:40am in WA too, can't even watch a 17 hour train video at the same time as the important states

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 No.191172

>Spent past week studying coins

>Invest 400 dollars in shit I think has value

>Dropped $20

I'm sure it's gonna x100 any day now

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 No.191173

>>191172

I wouldn't invest any more if I were you, the e asy money has been made and the amount of normies and boomers getting in on it is worrying.

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 No.191174

>>191172

Are you sure you haven't fallen for a meme?

I feel like 99% of cryptocurrencies have no real value, only perceived value. I know the same could be said about money, but the concept of crypto feels a little bit like a Ponzi scheme. Most cryptocurrency is used as a method to get rich quick, rather than an actual commodity exchanged for goods and services.

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 No.191175

>>191174

>but the concept of crypto feels a little bit like a Ponzi scheme

millenials aren't any richer

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 No.191176

>>191140

I never understood why Japanese suck American cock so much it's pathetic. The Chinese look up to Russian's but there's a more understandable reason.

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 No.191177

>>191176

nobody invited you to say anything toothpaste

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 No.191179

>>191176

1: >>191177

2: the artist probably likes hamburgers

i really liked chinese food for a while but never really liked their culture.

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 No.191180

>>191179

>tfw when you are a different tube of toothpaste

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 No.191181

File: d129bbd6956d3a6⋯.png (134.09 KB,386x389,386:389,1473186855645.png)

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 No.191182

>>191181

RARE

A

R

E

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 No.191183

>tfw ottermode with decent face so when i have to leave my house sometimes women try to engage me in conversation

>i just want to get back to my room so i can be with my 2d who i unironically got fit for

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEE

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 No.191184

>>191183

I can't relate to anything you just said

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 No.191185

>>191184

its exactly like your mombot trying to talk to you while you were just watching anime so you had to switch to a youtube video until she goes away, except the crushing depression you feel while you stand there without responding because you dont know how to talk with people

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 No.191187

>>191183

>tfw ottermode with decent face so when i have to leave my house sometimes women try to engage me in conversation

I Do Not Know That Feel

>>i just want to get back to my room

IKTF

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 No.191188

>>191185

why don't you hook up with them? or are you a ChadNEET?

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 No.191189

>>191183

You should try being a repulsive piece of shit like I am, it's a great normie deterrent

I'm so fucking lonely

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 No.191190

File: 4deab040e8d585a⋯.png (28.25 KB,352x33,32:3,l-lol.png)

>>191188

i've unironically checked out of society years ago. i think i'll be hikkikomori until i an hero

>>191189

i bet you only fap to side charas

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 No.191191

>>191189

have a wank

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 No.191192

>>191190

>can be a chad

>chooses not to

I admire your rejection of society, but what happened?

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 No.191193

>>191190

I can only get it up to recurrent background characters

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 No.191194

>>191191

It's too hot to wank today

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 No.191195

>>191194

>not wanking while surrounded in a perfect circle of pedestal fans

You call yourself a neet?

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 No.191196

>>191195

Look at mr rich dspneet here who can afford multiple shitty bigw fans

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 No.191197

>>191196

>he doesnt have a room full of dyson air blades

lol

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 No.191198

>>191197

How many goonbags does one of those cost?

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 No.191199

File: 79481762de977d4⋯.jpg (83.25 KB,634x752,317:376,2477D52C00000578-2899955-i….jpg)

>>191196

DSPNeets can afford to become morbidly obese, spending all day eating cheesecakes and reclining next to the their taxpayer funded air conditioners which they run whenever the temperature soars past 15 degrees.

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 No.191200

>>191198

About 38.9 goonbags.

I hear everything made by Dyson is actually just a huge meme.

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 No.191201

>>191200

They are the apple of airflow devices. Shiny shit for hipsters.

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 No.191202

File: faff84b978b1a11⋯.png (357.47 KB,601x702,601:702,1511609643103.png)

>>191200

>About 38.9 goonbags.

Looks like I'll be risking accidental finger removal from a poorfag fan for quite a bit longer

>>191199

>tfw can't afford enough calories to get dspbux from obesity

make the pain stop

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 No.191203

>>191192

i dont even know lol. i was raised mostly by a single mother so antisocial personality disorder is probably a large part of it; i've avoided association with peers beyond school since primary. i guess getting redpilled on the destruction of western civilization + le nihilism meme depression eventually got to me. around my second year of med school i just couldnt fucking deal with it anymore. dropped out, moved into mommy's basement and now i trade cryptos for rent money and keep to myself because i hate everyone

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 No.191204

>>191180

you're a toothpaste

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 No.191206

What's on for Saturday nights neets? Before becoming a full time internet addict, I used to spend them lying in front of the tv, watching SBS, the house empty as everyone else had gone out to socialise.

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 No.191207

>>191206

I'm having a wank

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 No.191208

File: 5d42003c88e7647⋯.jpg (105.77 KB,695x855,139:171,meme of the year.jpg)

>>191207

>having a wank

This puny meme was no match for the power of Dan.

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 No.191209

File: e5afc58d86058a3⋯.png (422.74 KB,804x371,804:371,handofneet.PNG)

>>191208

Swisse pills are an underrated classic

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 No.191210

File: 326cca3a28f9fe8⋯.jpg (46.79 KB,584x536,73:67,Brendan_fraser_by_david_sh….jpg)

File: a67a871fe96ce41⋯.jpg (129.57 KB,1024x768,4:3,Timothy-Olyphant-in-Hitman….jpg)

>>191206

Went for a walk, saw too many people with smiles on their faces so came home and poured a cup of chilled goon. Might have an angry fap later

>>191189

I'm really lonely too m8, and a repulsive piece of shit. I was walking into the library the other day when some normie teen cunt muttered "this guy's the next hitman" (as in the video game character?) - I was holding a laptop bag that resembles a suitcase - but he might of said that because of my stone-dead facial expression…?

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 No.191211

>>191210

>when some normie teen cunt muttered "this guy's the next hitman"

Did he want you to hear that?

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 No.191212

>>191206

had dinner with some friends, drag raced a taxi in my shitbox

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 No.191214

>>191212

i wish i could drag race

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 No.191215

>>191214

pretty fun, totally smoked his prius

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 No.191216

>>191214

Remember to tape your dick correctly

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 No.191217

>>191212

Spoilering it doesn't make it hurt any less

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 No.191218

>>191212

I was once at the lights when a taxi pulled up next to me, and a drunken guy in the back of the taxi challenged me to a drag race. I beat him, but only because the taxi driver completely ignored the drunk's orders to race me

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 No.191219

>>191218

I guess that's why it was called Tokyo Drift and not Mumbai Drift

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 No.191220

>>191218

Lucky it wasnt a pink slip, you would've had to drive him home

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 No.191222

>>191218

Fucking kek, you're one bad-arse mother-who didn't-fuck-er

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 No.191226

morning cumguzzlers

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 No.191227

>>191226

morning

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 No.191228

>>191226

morning doll bludgeon

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 No.191229

File: 7c6dd21a2897c24⋯.webm (488.69 KB,640x360,16:9,kill me.webm)

just drank some whisky

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 No.191230

>>191229

breakfast whisky is nothing to be ashamed of m8

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 No.191232

Watching the ghan is making me want to go on a long train journey

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 No.191233

>>191232

i've got some crypto to burn and also a pension card

anyone want to go?

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 No.191234

>>191233

Let's go for a trip on the Trans-Siberian Railway

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 No.191235

>>191234

I do kind of want to go to Russia

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 No.191236

>>191235

>>191234

Russian girls = best girls

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 No.191237

File: 7a49d0ba4d56ad7⋯.jpg (24.57 KB,620x465,4:3,natalia.jpg)

Certainly better than ukranian girls.

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 No.191238

>>191237

Same thing really

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 No.191239

>>191237

Too old m8

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 No.191240

>>191232

I'd like to go on the Ghan, but it'd probably be full of pensioners. And it's expensive. Looks like a comfy as fuck job though, driving the train.

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 No.191241

File: 89fbf3bd7284688⋯.png (307.28 KB,723x645,241:215,ed9f5c1d7aaf6e2ca51bfeed32….png)

>tfw no one to play Goon of Fortune with

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 No.191242

>>191240

Yeah, but you have to be okay with seeing people complete suicide by jumping in front of the train and shit

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 No.191243

>>191242

I think that would only happen if you drive a suburban train. Wouldn't happen out in the country. You might find a silly abo sleeping on the tracks though.

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 No.191244

>>191242

I'd just tell them to have a wank and then they wouldn't jump

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 No.191245

File: 61087e4a40117e2⋯.jpg (59.57 KB,640x960,2:3,this nigga.jpg)

>>191244

This meme is fucking shit

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 No.191246

>>191245

Relax, just try it. Have a wank. It is a shit meme though, I'm just shitposting.

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 No.191247

>>191246

I tried wanking earlier and wasn't into it enough, I can't fap so many times a day unless I'm feeling it or have some good porn material

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 No.191248

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 No.191249

>>191247

I'm trying to do no-fap for January. I failed on the 5th, but I've abstained since. So if I make it to the 5th of February, I'll pretend I succeeded at no-fap January.

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 No.191250

>>191248

I'm on Pristiq

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 No.191251

File: 18a332042f73ec2⋯.gif (369.73 KB,208x200,26:25,hand-rubbing-intensifies.gif)

>>191250

>he fell for it

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 No.191252

The worst antidepressant that I've ever taken was one known as fluvoxamine

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 No.191253

Actually I took the generic version of Pristiq this time, it's called Desfax

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 No.191254

Antidepressants are wank destroyers, wanking is a cornerstone of NEET life.

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 No.191255

>>191250

>be big pharmaceutical company

>research and sell magic drug that "fixes" depression

>it's called citalopram (Celexa)

>patent expires

>reverse one molecule and release it as a new wonder drug called escitalopram (Lexapro)

>so on and so forth

>release new wonder drug venlafaxine (Effexor)

>patent expires

>reverse one molecule and release it as a new wonder drug desvenlafaxine (Pristiq)

And that's when I realised anti-depressants were truly the work of jews. The second the patent expires, they abandon the old drug, and advertise a new drug that they've changed in the tiniest way so they can patent it again and no one can manufacture generic versions for between 7 to 20 years.

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 No.191256

Lads how do I apply for cenno bux

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 No.191257

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 No.191258

>>191256

study a meme course that counts as full time study and then get youth allowance or new start. apply for disability supplement if below age 21

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 No.191259

>>191255

Do you have a source for this?

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 No.191260

File: 204585053ca9645⋯.png (35.49 KB,1200x1234,600:617,1200px-Venlafaxine_structu….png)

File: 9ab19a7b589c0eb⋯.png (33.34 KB,1200x1186,600:593,Desvenlafaxine.svg.png)

>>191259

These are two "different" drugs. Venlafaxine was allowed to go generic in 2008, after being released in 1993. Desvenlafaxine was released in 2007.

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 No.191261

>>191258

>apply for disability supplement

like what? I'm not retarded. I am epileptic.

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 No.191262

>>191261

>I am epileptic.

That's reason enough

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 No.191263

>>191262

What would I apply for though? DSP?

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 No.191264

>>191260

I mean I want to read the same article you read about them just changing the molecule after the patent expires every time

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 No.191265

File: 3171efcad958d38⋯.jpg (357.32 KB,600x644,150:161,siamese_twins_600.jpg)

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 No.191266

>>191263

youth disability supplement if you're younger than 21. it's a lot easier to get than DSP

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 No.191267

>>191264

Sorry, there is no article. It's information I've found by mistake when looking into the drugs that have been prescribed to me or members of my family.

It's definitely not EVERY time, but it's a good trick to keep milking a cash cow.

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 No.191268

>>191261

It's free extra money and means they expect less of you.

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 No.191269

>>191267

Insightful anon, thanks

>>191258

Stop reccomending DSP to noobs. I've been trying to get on that shit for months and it's hard

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 No.191270

>>191269

>Stop reccomending DSP

it's not DSP, it's youth disability supplement, a payment that goes on top of youth allowance

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 No.191271

>>191270

Oh I read wrong. Apologies

But still, others pls don't do what I said, I have seen ppl do it a lot before

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 No.191272

>>191266

>>191270

I'm 22, so I can't get youth disability.

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 No.191273

Cheesecake you still here?

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 No.191274

>>191272

Then you're only option is the Newstart. There is DSP, but it's very hard to get.

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 No.191275

>>191274

Can I apply for Youth Allowance, AND Newstart? If so NEETs get paid fuckloads lmao.

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 No.191276

>>191272

Then you'll be applying for Newstart, if you're looking for work. You'll have to attend a job services provider appointment once a month, and apply for 10 jobs a fortnight.

Alternatively, you can get Youth Allowance instead if you're willing to study full time. No commitments other than making progress in your approved course.

>>191275

No.

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 No.191277

>>191271

Yeah some people think being on the DSP would be the best thing to happen to them or some shit when it actuality, it's one of the worst. I reckon there'd be a crushing feeling of finality to it.

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 No.191278

>>191276

Isn't YA significantly less than Newstart though?

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 No.191279

>>191278

If you live with your parents, yeah. $293 per fortnight on YA vs $538 per fortnight on NS. YA pays $445 per fortnight + rent assistance if you live away from home though, which isn't a bad amount to get if you're bumming around at TAFE or uni.

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 No.191280

>>191275

The best thing you could do is get on the DSP somehow while also working a cash in hand job, I have a few m8s that are at uni and get the full student allowance whith a cashy job at the pub

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 No.191281

>>191279

Is it different if you live with your parents but split living costs the same way you would with a roommate?

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 No.191282

>>191280

You don't even have to do cash in hand, really. On Austudy/Youth Allowance student, you're allowed to earn ~$400 per fortnight before your payments are reduced. You can get by pretty comfortably on $445 from Cenno and $400 from work per fortnight. Payments aren't reduced, and you pay about $20 of tax.

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 No.191283

>>191281

No. It's dumb, but they consider you dependant, probably because 90% of people would defraud the government of extra money if they let them. So that means you're better off getting on Newstart for that sweet, sweet $538 per fortnight. Have fun with Max Employment though. Find a doctor that will give you Centrelink medical certificates to exempt you from your mutual obligations.

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 No.191284

>>191283

I'm already on newstart but I've been thinking about doing a bit of studying lately so I can find a less shit job. Fuck going back to 300 neetbux max a fortnight though, I'd rather off myself.

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 No.191285

>>191284

Oh, in that case, you have options. If you're long-term unemployed (on Newstart for at least 6 of the last 9 months), you get $360 instead of $293. Or you can wait until you turn 25 and get Austudy. Austudy pays $445 per fortnight.

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 No.191286

>>191284

>>191285

Turns out there's also a long-term unemployed rate for Austudy as well. $541 per fortnight.

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 No.191287

>>191285

I have been on newstart for a couple of years but I'm not technically unemployed

Might just try and pick up more hours and rethink it all in a few years when I'm 25

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 No.191288

>>191287

Good plan. If the Liberal government has their way, they want to chase your family down for your HECS/HELP debt after you die, so definitely don't jump into higher education thinking you'll never have to pay it back if you don't get a good paying job.

If such a policy passes, I don't know if it'll be grandfathered or if it'll effect everyone.

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 No.191289

>>191282

>tfw not studying at all just working

>been off Centrelink for a year or so

>earning between $500 to $800 a week

>no real idea what to spend it on that doesn't go to rent and food

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 No.191290

>>191288

I don't think I'll aim much higher than a stable slightly above minimum wage job, at least existence will be kind of comfortable and I won't be passing any problems on to whatever family I have when i die.

I'd probably just do a tafe course related to an area I've already worked in, which should help my resume look a little better.

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 No.191291

>>191289

Yeah, I know that feeling. When I worked, it was like "What the fuck do I do with this money?" There's nothing I wanted, and it's not like I could save up and afford to buy a house or anything. I'm sitting on a pile of savings from when I used to work, and nothing to do with it still.

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 No.191292

>>191291

It always feels like enough to spend on "something" but never enough to spend on something that will actually make a difference

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 No.191293

>>191291

Yeah I could do with a hobby or gf

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 No.191294

>>191293

Get into tulpas and kill two birds with one stone

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 No.191295

>>191294

inb4 tulpa creepypasta

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 No.191296

>>191288

>If such a policy passes, I don't know if it'll be grandfathered or if it'll effect everyone.

It didn't last time and I doubt it will when it is inevitable changed again. People on the old scheme were able to complete their study place on the reduced rates when I started university around 10 years ago.

It is important to note that you can only get up to a set HECS limit in your lifetime. If you study a bunch of meme courses then discover later in life you want to study something else, you will have to be careful to spend under your lifetime cap. Even if you pay it back, it will still count as money owed towards your total money borrowed. I doubt it will happen often, but it is stop people from getting 6 Art degrees. The only exception is medical degrees that the lifetime cap is raised even further up to a higher amount due to higher costs associated with the degree failing I am guessing?

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 No.191297

>>191294

>tulpas

I'm not that lonely that I can imagine up an imaginary friend to service me

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 No.191298

File: 9c5eb132942cd3f⋯.jpg (82.14 KB,1280x720,16:9,ChzzaikUUAAjb90.jpg large.jpg)

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>>191297

>I'm not that lonely

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 No.191299

>>191298

I am a normie

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 No.191300

>>191291

One of the main reasons as to why I was turned off wageslavery was just not having anything to do with my money.

It's like farming gold mindlessly in WoW despite not having any moneysinks left open to you, there just isn't any point so you chilled around in Orgrimmar.

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 No.191301

File: f293e850827cea9⋯.png (2.64 KB,450x33,150:11,Capture.PNG)

tfw

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 No.191302

File: 691807e285815da⋯.jpg (35.04 KB,960x540,16:9,215e4bff63d1053983c1d491f9….jpg)

>>191299

REEEEEEEE.

I'm just fucking around, I don't really care.

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 No.191303

>>191302

I am a normie in the sense that I'm not a bitter faggot that hates everything and lives in his parents basement.

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 No.191304

>>191303

>lives in his parents basement.

I seriously wish basements were more common in Australia. It's such an Americanism to live in a basement.

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 No.191305

>>191301

I'm not even sure what the feel is supposed to be.

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 No.191306

File: 9af44aa0e188965⋯.png (134.42 KB,648x628,162:157,9af44aa0e188965ae576c2dacc….png)

File: de7ddcb1737401a⋯.jpg (7.16 KB,211x239,211:239,de7ddcb1737401aa491aab2a32….jpg)

File: 8750d6eb3f956c3⋯.gif (14.13 KB,633x758,633:758,2b9251c45b939dbee91fca8cd1….gif)

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>>191305

Here are some different feels you could feel

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 No.191307

What's for dinner?

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 No.191308

>>191307

Shepherd's pie

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 No.191309

>>191301

you fucking traitor

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 No.191312

>>191309

It's a delicate balancing act that only the few chosen can play.

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 No.191316

>>191312

when /aus/ NEET threads rise from the ashes you will be the first to be killed

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 No.191317

>>191316

I'll sell out the hiding places of my contemporaries to whoever the victor turns out to be.

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 No.191318

File: a687d0d9035c27f⋯.jpg (80.37 KB,519x632,519:632,1404836965846.jpg)

>>191306

Wrong.

The only feeling a NEET should feel is varying degrees of smug.

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 No.191319

File: 9c864d1bfa563e6⋯.jpg (273.41 KB,904x711,904:711,1513653053285.jpg)

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 No.191320

File: 1df0d7a28492294⋯.jpg (109.78 KB,1280x720,16:9,1df0d7a28492294caae8a207f9….jpg)

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 No.191322

>>191319

tbh I'll just pretend I never left and argue about those other guys

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 No.191324

File: f6acbd1fdec6fdc⋯.png (7.5 KB,361x408,361:408,f6acbd1fdec6fdca62fff6fb82….png)

>>191288

>chase your family down for your HECS/HELP debt after you die

So the plan is to wait half a century for you to die, then somehow collect the debt from your likely deceased parents or the children you never had because you couldn't afford to? Our government smart.

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 No.191325

>>191322

It's too late anon, I'm already outside your house

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 No.191329

>>191325

You're very good at hiding.

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 No.191330

>>191324

soon it'll be a measuring stick to see who gets drafted for wwiii

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 No.191331

>>191330

Each dollar you owe puts 1 ticket into the draft lottery. :^)

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 No.191332

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB,1024x1364,256:341,f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

>>191331

I suspect a lot of neets will be declared unfit for military service because they're executive sized.

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 No.191333

File: b23ffa5897cc220⋯.jpg (206.43 KB,800x1200,2:3,1435911197273.jpg)

>>191332

And hopefully most neets weren't dumb enough to fall for the uni-cuck meme.

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 No.191334

File: fbce7e7713ad7a5⋯.jpg (254.86 KB,1000x1000,1:1,160713_teresapalmer.jpg)

>>191304

Same, no sunlight and a constant cool temperature plus you can bury bodies down there.

>>191307

A banana milkshake

>>191308

That's the next dish I'm going to make, using lamb mince and either fresh rosemary or dried if I can't get the other. And heaps of garlic

>>191330

I sold my Wii after finishing The Twilight Princess, the only game I bought for it.

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 No.191335

>>191332

Executive-sized NEETs will be used as protective shields if necessary

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 No.191336

>>191334

Interesting image for a person drinking a milkshake to post. Tell us, where did the milk come from?

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 No.191337

>>191307

Yesterdays steak or cold chook. Not too pleased about either. Might fry some up again with some spices to mix it up.

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 No.191338

>>191329

Almost as good as Anne Frank.

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 No.191339

>>191303

same except i live in the attic. i'm at the top of the world and nobody can stop me. i don't work, have heaps of free time and i can keep myself busy doing whatever i enjoy. it just makes sense to be happy. sure, the blues seeps through sometimes but i tend to overcome it. can't have the good times without the bad ones anyway.

this has been going on for several years now though and patience is growing thin with everyone that know me. i'm afraid i'm about to be pushed off my peak, back down into the wagie chasm. i don't wanna face depression again so the mere thought of working scares the shit out of me.

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 No.191340

File: 9d8c2b92e5a59f9⋯.jpg (66.93 KB,491x540,491:540,PnIHA.jpg)

>>191334

>plus you can bury bodies down there.

t. Josef Fritzl

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 No.191341

File: aee3ad3dd3a14d9⋯.jpg (44.12 KB,1600x900,16:9,wojak.jpg)

>>191340

>tfw Josef Fritzl memes happened 10 (ten) years ago

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 No.191342

File: d7cc7af0a61d085⋯.jpg (54.11 KB,500x267,500:267,silence.jpg)

>>191341

>tfw no basement to dig a well in

Where can female guests stay at my house now?

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 No.191343

File: bc6f06eeb642b5f⋯.jpg (76.6 KB,600x536,75:67,Girls.jpg)

>>191342

>any poster on the neet thread having female guests

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 No.191344

File: 0949fe245b9bd0b⋯.jpg (29.57 KB,550x480,55:48,hello.jpg)

>>191343

I did not, of course mean voluntary female guests

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 No.191345

>>191344

otakumeme.com

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 No.191346

File: 7c6c1f43f0a018d⋯.png (361.55 KB,738x620,369:310,End-90.png)

>>191345

>otakumeme.com

I just went there and it is a very cool website full of high quality memes.

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 No.191347

>>191346

nice try asio

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 No.191348

>>191345

Is there no cure for autism?

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 No.191349

Remaining members of the NEET council convene:

Should we pull the pin on this thread and start a new one? Seeing as it's so far down the first page, it's easy to not see the thread if you're only passing through /aus/, and the bulge picture is definitely a disincentive to come in here. It's only 78 posts to the thread limit anyway.

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 No.191350

>>191349

just go to the other board

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 No.191351

>>191349

No. True neets will always find their way home, like salmon swimming upriver to their ancient spawning ponds, just with less sex.

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 No.191352

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 No.191353

>>191349

749 then new thread.

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 No.191354

>>191351

>>191353

Okay, good meeting. The motion to make a new thread has not passed. We will remain here until the end of this thread.

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 No.191355

>>191350

If I'm too lazy to get a fucking job, I'm certainly too fucking lazy to look at another thread. And I'm counting on other neets being just as lazy to keep this place alive

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 No.191356

>>191354

fuck me, if keeping a democracy is this easy why is australia getting shittier?

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 No.191357

>>191355

other thread is more active

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 No.191358

>>191357

4chan is more active too.

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 No.191359

>>191358

false comparison, the BO here is a cuck and 90% of posters have moved anyway

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 No.191360

>>191359

If 90% of posters jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? :^)

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 No.191361

>>191360

Do you have an actual argument? Or are you just incredibly butthurt?

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 No.191362

>>191361

>relaxing in the neet thread

>guy comes in and talks about how his neet thread is better

>decline his invitation

>somehow I'm the one that's butthurt

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 No.191363

>tfw depressed

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 No.191364

>>191362

>is so butthurt he calls the other board a haven for tripfags

>despite the fact no one uses them there

>calls the other board 4chan quality

>no reasoning for this

>says everyone else is stupid for moving there

>because everyone who has a differing opinion is a dumb dumb

>but I'm butthurt one for not sperging out and using non arguments

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 No.191365

File: 4dc562d34293571⋯.png (668.26 KB,968x745,968:745,1498713361363.png)

>>191364

>his entire argument is constructed of things I haven't said

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 No.191366

>>191365

>posts memes and starts damage controlling

lol

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 No.191367

>>191366

I don't see the point in debating with you, but I'll give you an actual reply.

In all seriousness, I'm glad to hear you guys aren't using tripcodes any more. That's definitely a step in the right direction.

You also jumped to conclusion, thinking I was labelling your board 4chan quality. What was actually implied was that faster isn't always better. Feel free to believe that though. Also feel free to believe that the other board is of higher quality too, because that is also opinion based. You're welcome to have any opinion you please.

I don't think I ever said anyone was stupid for moving there, but I do believe they're sperging out over a belief that they were being treated unfairly. And guess what? That's the wonderful thing about 8ch, you can leave and make your own board.

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 No.191368

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

We've been too long without a Danpost, I'm getting thirsty

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 No.191369

>>191350

we must stick together, no fighting neets!

>>191364

why are you here if the other thread is so good

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 No.191370

File: db7b7d4e027c7a7⋯.jpg (136.18 KB,634x843,634:843,1238896_10201757647573234_….jpg)

Just finished watching a thing on SBS and ABC on princess Diana. They didn't involve anything regarding her actual death and the relevant controversy but I am convinced it wasn't an accident, thoughts?

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 No.191371

>>191368

Dan is the man!

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 No.191372

>>191370

redpill me on princess diana

it's the 1 thing I know almost nothing about, only ever seen my boomer auntie talk about her tbh

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 No.191373

>>191370

No doubt, it wasn't an accident. It was unbecoming for her to be having an affair.

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 No.191374

Dinner Update

I managed to cook steak and eggs with a salad, then for dessert a slice of fruit cake smothered with custard. Easily an 8/10 meal

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 No.191375

>>191374

Sounds pretty fucking good. Nice work.

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 No.191376

>>191374

Good stuff anon, what'd you have in your salad?

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 No.191377

>>191375

Thanks

>>191376

Some pre-packed salad mix from Woolies, sliced red onion, chopped tasty cheese, a drizzle of olive oil and a sprinkling of salt. Very simple but nice

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 No.191378

File: 941ea75bd90ce7d⋯.jpg (383.36 KB,895x563,895:563,Giant-Nachos-2.jpg)

Made lots of nachos. Am regretting it now

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 No.191379

>>191378

But they taste nice. Eat them

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 No.191380

>>191377

sounds like you're a healthy NEET

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 No.191381

>>191378

What recipe did you use, ie what ingredients?

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 No.191382

File: 11a0f6f5d4494fd⋯.jpg (256.04 KB,337x501,337:501,b6f61524a40aca4da95be9a873….jpg)

>>191380

I'm an alcoholic that's prone to junk-food binges when highly intoxicated. You've just caught me on one of my sober days.

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 No.191383

>>191382

Hey man either way you're pretty far ahead of me

I can't tolerate half those gay vegetables

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 No.191384

>>191351

this is very true. i don't even know how i managed to end up here. im not even australian, all i can say for sure is i'm a neet.

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 No.191385

File: 7d19023ed8c7b19⋯.jpg (67.77 KB,640x960,2:3,tumblr_mtvaotYefM1rgbbzvo1….jpg)

>>191383

A lot of those faggot vegetables are on your take-away meals anyway, just served differently. What do you usually eat?

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 No.191386

File: 1aa48a9243fde2e⋯.jpg (110.48 KB,1080x1080,1:1,2017-09-05_14.10.40_159731….jpg)

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 No.191387

File: bcc6d7bcd11cfa0⋯.jpg (181.81 KB,1080x1350,4:5,2017-09-25_19.42.52_161197….jpg)

L

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 No.191388

>>191385

I don't eat too badly, I think I eat a little too much carbohydrates probably the wog in me

I've been trying to change a bit and have started volunteering to make my own food but even now I can't for the life of me eat any lettuce, spinach or any salad mix things without having to hold myself back from puking

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 No.191389

File: 78f494d277e17ee⋯.jpg (105.32 KB,1080x1350,4:5,22158827_216263728910777_3….jpg)

e

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 No.191390

File: d8e3b1122b80ff1⋯.jpg (172.01 KB,1080x1350,4:5,2017-06-28_12.28.29_154725….jpg)

n

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 No.191391

File: 62c9ab950ac93c7⋯.jpg (176.09 KB,1080x1350,4:5,2017-08-14_18.31.17_158150….jpg)

ey

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 No.191392

File: 963a286d522a975⋯.jpg (113.39 KB,1080x1350,4:5,73098a4e099ac91d3978d90d16….jpg)

a.

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 No.191393

when is new fhread?

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 No.191394

requesting the next neet thread be "Civil War Edition"

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 No.191395

Morning neets. Is the area you live in a shithole? I live in a 90% white suburb, but they're shit tier whites - mainly greeks and italians.

>>191394

Seconded. We could have a movie poster from captain america civil war with pepe faces, or maybe brainlet faces. Maybe chadneet and neetking pics on the other side

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 No.191396

>>191395

How many name neets have betrayed their roots? I really hope cheesecake doesn't leave us, he was the only name neet I really liked

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 No.191397

>>191396

Cheesecake has left the building. May as well just wind this place up:

https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/1.html#286

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 No.191398

>>191397

So be it then

We shall continue forward without the NEETs of old

If they cannot be loyal to our roots then they don't deserve to be here at all

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 No.191400

>>191395

morning, suburb turned afghan overnight so yeah

>taragos everywhere

>people parking in the middle of the street to talk to others

>everybody goes 10 under limit

>nobody checks blindspots

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 No.191401

>>191378

reminds me of primary school tbh

what did you guys order from the canteen?

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 No.191402

>>191398

Why do we need to pick sides?

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 No.191407

>>191401

Frankfurts

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 No.191409

>>191401

some microwave pizza

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 No.191410

>>191395

Good morning

>>191401

Zoloft

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 No.191411

Can I ring up centrelink and apply for YA over the phone? I got 30k in the bank that was an inheritance and I don't wanna get into debt with centrelink so I kinda wanna talk to someone but I cbf walking in there.

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 No.191413

>>191401

hot dog, hedgehog, and mountain dew

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 No.191414

>>191411

you can call and make a general inquiry but i think there's an interview component to get the bux anyway

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 No.191415

>>191414

god damn it

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 No.191416

>>191411

That 30k if it its earning interest, even if it's a few dollars is going to be seen as income. I got a small inheritance under 10k and withdrew that money as quick as anything. I reported it to Cenno and was fine because it was a one off payment. It is deemed at income if its earning interest and not a one of payment. My advice is to get a good safe, bolt that cunt to the ground and withdraw that money

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 No.191417

>>191415

Interview is just confirming your details and any qualifications. Mine took 20 minutes, the longest part was them checking and confirming my details. It is to prevent fraud by double checking your claim before it's processed because its the last stage you can tell them anything before it is processed.

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 No.191418

>>191409

same, microwave pizza was what I'd always order as well as garlic bread

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 No.191419

>>191416

fuuuckkk. I think it gets even worse, its a joint account with my brother so its 60k all up.

>>191417

Yeah, so nothing too hard. I just cbf going down to the branch is all

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 No.191420

>>191419

>Yeah, so nothing too hard. I just cbf going down to the branch is all

If you withdraw and keep it safe, you can report it as inheritance that is a one off payment. I think it will depend on how long it has been in the bank for, which you could discuss with Cenno and get a reference number to confirm it as a valid advice that you are reporting to Cenno.

You are going to have to ring up your branch and make an appointment, anything under 10k can generally be withdrawn most of the time at medium sized branches. Anything over that amount requires more money and an appointment, which means you could specify it $100's and walk out non-suspiciously like you're applying for loan with the bank manager.

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 No.191421

>>191420

What happens if I apply for bux before I withdraw my money?

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 No.191422

>>191416

I also have a lump sum of around $80k, I have my parents hold it in a separate account I have to consult with them if I need it, I get about $30 a month in interest off it, but now that I'm working I have it keep growing rather than given to me that'll just be spent on bullshit. I have the option of transferring it into my account but I fear over time my resolve to not spend it on shit will weaken and I'll eventually have nothing left.

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 No.191423

>>191421

>What happens if I apply for bux before I withdraw my money?

I would get advice from an accountant with knowledge of this area or contact Cenno and get a reference number. If it is a larger amount and that makes it difficult. You may need a specialised tax account that deals with restructuring your assets. A mother whose child runs a big company in Australia had to get her assets restructured in a way that she didn't own them directly, so she could of all things claim the pension. This advice was from a big company and can be expensive, but you may find someone who could do it cheaper.

>>191422

I would leave big sums in the bank account if you are going to spend them. I think you need specialised accounting advice because it depending on how long it has been in there and how Cenno views it. It is a difficult area and can be costly.

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 No.191424

>>191423

I'm thinking it is probably best if I transfer the money out of my name and leave it in either my brothers or mums names. That way it is still earning interest.

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 No.191425

>>191423

Yeah, I'm a wagie now though, haven't reported to cenno in a year

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 No.191426

>>191424

>it in either my brothers or mums names.

DO NOT REMOVE YOUR NAME OFF THE ACCOUNT! I have heard of numerous stories of families slowly dipping into these accounts until all the money is gone. If you get either one of their names on the account as their account, become someone who needs to authorise any withdrawals so you are in a better position to stop this issue. Remember that you will be at the mercy of them when its time to withdraw unless you draw up an agreement, even a basic contract that is witness by a public JP is better than nothing

>>191425

That's much easier than dealing with Cenno's bullshit

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 No.191427

>>191426

>DO NOT REMOVE YOUR NAME OFF THE ACCOUNT!

Yeah I don't like the idea either.

I just realized, this account only earns $1200 p/year in interest which is $12.50 p/week income. So there should be no need for me to even touch this money

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 No.191428

File: 464a851b98a62d5⋯.jpg (98.67 KB,800x1067,800:1067,windsor.jpg)

>>191372

>>191373

Alright. So first some basic wiki information:

Diana, Princess of Wales (Diana Frances; née Spencer; 1 July 1961 – 31 August 1997), was a member of the British royal family as the first wife of Charles, Prince of Wales, the heir apparent to the British throne. She was the mother of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and Prince Harry.

Diana was born into the Spencer family, a family of British nobility with royal ancestry and was the youngest daughter of John Spencer.

Diana's wedding to the Prince of Wales took place at St Paul's Cathedral on 29 July 1981 and reached a global television audience of over 750 million people. During her marriage, Diana was Princess of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall, Duchess of Rothesay, and Countess of Chester. The marriage produced two sons, the princes William and Harry, who were then respectively second and third in the line of succession to the British throne. As Princess of Wales, Diana undertook royal duties on behalf of the Queen and represented her at functions overseas. She was celebrated for her charity work.

Diana remained the object of worldwide media scrutiny during and after her marriage, which ended in divorce on 28 August 1996. Media attention and public mourning were extensive after her death in a car crash in a Paris tunnel on 31 August 1997 and subsequent televised funeral.

Basically.

>Born into nobility

>Married into royal fam

>Hates her marriage to Charles

>Hates royal life

>Finds that Charles is having an affair with Camilla, this continues forever

>Ends in divorce

>Diana does charity work and is much loved by public

>Begins relationship with Dodi Fayed, a muzzie.

>Dies in Car Accident in Paris

1/2

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 No.191429

File: c353c3603231ed5⋯.jpg (136.18 KB,634x843,634:843,db7b7d4e027c7a72fa79427c43….jpg)

>>191428

2/2

My opinion is thus.

Charles and the Windsor fam order the death of Princess Di to avoid more publicity and shame brought to them. She has been a thorn to them since marriage and they won't have it anymore.

MI6 are to carry out the operation. They rig the Mercedes that Fayed and Di are to travel in by making the seatbelts faulty. Then with pic related they execute the plan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Diana,_Princess_of_Wales_conspiracy_theories#White_Fiat_Uno_and_James_Andanson

The reason the Fiat had such a high odo reading was that in case it was not able to drive away from the crash it's poor condition could be blamed for the accident. Instead everything went to plan. James Anderson was probably monitored afterwards and (((sold))) the car. James was the fall guy. He was later murdered by authorities for reasons unknown. Note that:

(((Operation Paget))) concluded it was extremely unlikely due to the car's condition (this could be convenient in an alternate circumstance -see above)

-and the fact Andanson had so openly disposed of it (supposedly the car was sold, but it was never found?! I believed it was scrapped to conceal evidence)

-that it was the one at the scene of the accident in Paris"

Andanson died in May 2000. The (((official))) verdict was suicide.

His body was found in a black, burnt-out BMW in a forest near the town of Nant, near Millau, in the south of France.

Andanson's death was attributed to problems in his private life (likely story), and evidence was uncovered (read: coerced or made-up) from his friends and associates that he had talked of suicide long before the accident.

(((The Paget report))) states that when the car was found, Andanson's body was in the driver's seat of the car, and his head was detached and lay between the front seats. There was a hole in his left temple. The (((French pathologist))) concluded this hole was caused by the intense heat of the fire rather than, for example, a bullet wound.

What happened. He was to meet someone in that forest and they shot him and torched the car.

(((Operation Paget))) found no evidence Andanson was known to any security service and, contrary to Al-Fayed's claims, his death was thoroughly investigated by French police (although the whereabouts of the car keys has never been explained)! A break-in at his former workplace in June 2000 alleged to have been carried out by security services was found to be "unconnected to his death, as no items related to him were stolen." (Bullshit, they were looking to see if he would speak out, they were monitoring him the whole time) The break-in was investigated by (((French police))) who have not found the "criminals" responsible. Nevertheless, Andanson's widow Elizabeth and their son James have rejected the idea that Andanson's death was suicide. The family have pressed French officials to conduct a murder investigation into Andanson's death 400-miles from his home, noting that he was in high spirits over his new job with the Sipa Agency.

This guy knew something.

I don't believe Henri Paul was drunk.

I don't believe that "there is no CCTV of le accidente"

I don't believe the official story.

The biggest thing for me is the Jean-Paul James Anderson thing because it screams cover-up. The rest is a back and forth between Fayed and the Officials telling the narrative. Too many things explained so sloppily. Building 7 didn't get hit by any aeroplane folks!

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 No.191431

morning neets

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 No.191432

>>191431

>morning

did you seriously just wake up

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 No.191433

>>191429

The car in question had been in a serious accident before any of this happened, if I remember correctly. Half of the car was re-welded together and it was done on the cheap. How does this play into the theory?

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