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File: b4ec7979d91ed25⋯.jpg (214.41 KB,1200x1348,300:337,monkpeep.jpg)

 No.190617 [View All]

"He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone."

RIP Monk.

Old thread: >>189811

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 No.191376

>>191374

Good stuff anon, what'd you have in your salad?

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 No.191377

>>191375

Thanks

>>191376

Some pre-packed salad mix from Woolies, sliced red onion, chopped tasty cheese, a drizzle of olive oil and a sprinkling of salt. Very simple but nice

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 No.191378

File: 941ea75bd90ce7d⋯.jpg (383.36 KB,895x563,895:563,Giant-Nachos-2.jpg)

Made lots of nachos. Am regretting it now

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 No.191379

>>191378

But they taste nice. Eat them

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 No.191380

>>191377

sounds like you're a healthy NEET

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 No.191381

>>191378

What recipe did you use, ie what ingredients?

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 No.191382

File: 11a0f6f5d4494fd⋯.jpg (256.04 KB,337x501,337:501,b6f61524a40aca4da95be9a873….jpg)

>>191380

I'm an alcoholic that's prone to junk-food binges when highly intoxicated. You've just caught me on one of my sober days.

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 No.191383

>>191382

Hey man either way you're pretty far ahead of me

I can't tolerate half those gay vegetables

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 No.191384

>>191351

this is very true. i don't even know how i managed to end up here. im not even australian, all i can say for sure is i'm a neet.

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 No.191385

File: 7d19023ed8c7b19⋯.jpg (67.77 KB,640x960,2:3,tumblr_mtvaotYefM1rgbbzvo1….jpg)

>>191383

A lot of those faggot vegetables are on your take-away meals anyway, just served differently. What do you usually eat?

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 No.191386

File: 1aa48a9243fde2e⋯.jpg (110.48 KB,1080x1080,1:1,2017-09-05_14.10.40_159731….jpg)

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 No.191387

File: bcc6d7bcd11cfa0⋯.jpg (181.81 KB,1080x1350,4:5,2017-09-25_19.42.52_161197….jpg)

L

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 No.191388

>>191385

I don't eat too badly, I think I eat a little too much carbohydrates probably the wog in me

I've been trying to change a bit and have started volunteering to make my own food but even now I can't for the life of me eat any lettuce, spinach or any salad mix things without having to hold myself back from puking

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 No.191389

File: 78f494d277e17ee⋯.jpg (105.32 KB,1080x1350,4:5,22158827_216263728910777_3….jpg)

e

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 No.191390

File: d8e3b1122b80ff1⋯.jpg (172.01 KB,1080x1350,4:5,2017-06-28_12.28.29_154725….jpg)

n

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 No.191391

File: 62c9ab950ac93c7⋯.jpg (176.09 KB,1080x1350,4:5,2017-08-14_18.31.17_158150….jpg)

ey

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 No.191392

File: 963a286d522a975⋯.jpg (113.39 KB,1080x1350,4:5,73098a4e099ac91d3978d90d16….jpg)

a.

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 No.191393

when is new fhread?

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 No.191394

requesting the next neet thread be "Civil War Edition"

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 No.191395

Morning neets. Is the area you live in a shithole? I live in a 90% white suburb, but they're shit tier whites - mainly greeks and italians.

>>191394

Seconded. We could have a movie poster from captain america civil war with pepe faces, or maybe brainlet faces. Maybe chadneet and neetking pics on the other side

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 No.191396

>>191395

How many name neets have betrayed their roots? I really hope cheesecake doesn't leave us, he was the only name neet I really liked

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 No.191397

>>191396

Cheesecake has left the building. May as well just wind this place up:

https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/1.html#286

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 No.191398

>>191397

So be it then

We shall continue forward without the NEETs of old

If they cannot be loyal to our roots then they don't deserve to be here at all

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 No.191400

>>191395

morning, suburb turned afghan overnight so yeah

>taragos everywhere

>people parking in the middle of the street to talk to others

>everybody goes 10 under limit

>nobody checks blindspots

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 No.191401

>>191378

reminds me of primary school tbh

what did you guys order from the canteen?

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 No.191402

>>191398

Why do we need to pick sides?

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 No.191407

>>191401

Frankfurts

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 No.191409

>>191401

some microwave pizza

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 No.191410

>>191395

Good morning

>>191401

Zoloft

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 No.191411

Can I ring up centrelink and apply for YA over the phone? I got 30k in the bank that was an inheritance and I don't wanna get into debt with centrelink so I kinda wanna talk to someone but I cbf walking in there.

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 No.191413

>>191401

hot dog, hedgehog, and mountain dew

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 No.191414

>>191411

you can call and make a general inquiry but i think there's an interview component to get the bux anyway

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 No.191415

>>191414

god damn it

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 No.191416

>>191411

That 30k if it its earning interest, even if it's a few dollars is going to be seen as income. I got a small inheritance under 10k and withdrew that money as quick as anything. I reported it to Cenno and was fine because it was a one off payment. It is deemed at income if its earning interest and not a one of payment. My advice is to get a good safe, bolt that cunt to the ground and withdraw that money

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 No.191417

>>191415

Interview is just confirming your details and any qualifications. Mine took 20 minutes, the longest part was them checking and confirming my details. It is to prevent fraud by double checking your claim before it's processed because its the last stage you can tell them anything before it is processed.

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 No.191418

>>191409

same, microwave pizza was what I'd always order as well as garlic bread

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 No.191419

>>191416

fuuuckkk. I think it gets even worse, its a joint account with my brother so its 60k all up.

>>191417

Yeah, so nothing too hard. I just cbf going down to the branch is all

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 No.191420

>>191419

>Yeah, so nothing too hard. I just cbf going down to the branch is all

If you withdraw and keep it safe, you can report it as inheritance that is a one off payment. I think it will depend on how long it has been in the bank for, which you could discuss with Cenno and get a reference number to confirm it as a valid advice that you are reporting to Cenno.

You are going to have to ring up your branch and make an appointment, anything under 10k can generally be withdrawn most of the time at medium sized branches. Anything over that amount requires more money and an appointment, which means you could specify it $100's and walk out non-suspiciously like you're applying for loan with the bank manager.

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 No.191421

>>191420

What happens if I apply for bux before I withdraw my money?

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 No.191422

>>191416

I also have a lump sum of around $80k, I have my parents hold it in a separate account I have to consult with them if I need it, I get about $30 a month in interest off it, but now that I'm working I have it keep growing rather than given to me that'll just be spent on bullshit. I have the option of transferring it into my account but I fear over time my resolve to not spend it on shit will weaken and I'll eventually have nothing left.

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 No.191423

>>191421

>What happens if I apply for bux before I withdraw my money?

I would get advice from an accountant with knowledge of this area or contact Cenno and get a reference number. If it is a larger amount and that makes it difficult. You may need a specialised tax account that deals with restructuring your assets. A mother whose child runs a big company in Australia had to get her assets restructured in a way that she didn't own them directly, so she could of all things claim the pension. This advice was from a big company and can be expensive, but you may find someone who could do it cheaper.

>>191422

I would leave big sums in the bank account if you are going to spend them. I think you need specialised accounting advice because it depending on how long it has been in there and how Cenno views it. It is a difficult area and can be costly.

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 No.191424

>>191423

I'm thinking it is probably best if I transfer the money out of my name and leave it in either my brothers or mums names. That way it is still earning interest.

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 No.191425

>>191423

Yeah, I'm a wagie now though, haven't reported to cenno in a year

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 No.191426

>>191424

>it in either my brothers or mums names.

DO NOT REMOVE YOUR NAME OFF THE ACCOUNT! I have heard of numerous stories of families slowly dipping into these accounts until all the money is gone. If you get either one of their names on the account as their account, become someone who needs to authorise any withdrawals so you are in a better position to stop this issue. Remember that you will be at the mercy of them when its time to withdraw unless you draw up an agreement, even a basic contract that is witness by a public JP is better than nothing

>>191425

That's much easier than dealing with Cenno's bullshit

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 No.191427

>>191426

>DO NOT REMOVE YOUR NAME OFF THE ACCOUNT!

Yeah I don't like the idea either.

I just realized, this account only earns $1200 p/year in interest which is $12.50 p/week income. So there should be no need for me to even touch this money

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 No.191428

File: 464a851b98a62d5⋯.jpg (98.67 KB,800x1067,800:1067,windsor.jpg)

>>191372

>>191373

Alright. So first some basic wiki information:

Diana, Princess of Wales (Diana Frances; née Spencer; 1 July 1961 – 31 August 1997), was a member of the British royal family as the first wife of Charles, Prince of Wales, the heir apparent to the British throne. She was the mother of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and Prince Harry.

Diana was born into the Spencer family, a family of British nobility with royal ancestry and was the youngest daughter of John Spencer.

Diana's wedding to the Prince of Wales took place at St Paul's Cathedral on 29 July 1981 and reached a global television audience of over 750 million people. During her marriage, Diana was Princess of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall, Duchess of Rothesay, and Countess of Chester. The marriage produced two sons, the princes William and Harry, who were then respectively second and third in the line of succession to the British throne. As Princess of Wales, Diana undertook royal duties on behalf of the Queen and represented her at functions overseas. She was celebrated for her charity work.

Diana remained the object of worldwide media scrutiny during and after her marriage, which ended in divorce on 28 August 1996. Media attention and public mourning were extensive after her death in a car crash in a Paris tunnel on 31 August 1997 and subsequent televised funeral.

Basically.

>Born into nobility

>Married into royal fam

>Hates her marriage to Charles

>Hates royal life

>Finds that Charles is having an affair with Camilla, this continues forever

>Ends in divorce

>Diana does charity work and is much loved by public

>Begins relationship with Dodi Fayed, a muzzie.

>Dies in Car Accident in Paris

1/2

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 No.191429

File: c353c3603231ed5⋯.jpg (136.18 KB,634x843,634:843,db7b7d4e027c7a72fa79427c43….jpg)

>>191428

2/2

My opinion is thus.

Charles and the Windsor fam order the death of Princess Di to avoid more publicity and shame brought to them. She has been a thorn to them since marriage and they won't have it anymore.

MI6 are to carry out the operation. They rig the Mercedes that Fayed and Di are to travel in by making the seatbelts faulty. Then with pic related they execute the plan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Diana,_Princess_of_Wales_conspiracy_theories#White_Fiat_Uno_and_James_Andanson

The reason the Fiat had such a high odo reading was that in case it was not able to drive away from the crash it's poor condition could be blamed for the accident. Instead everything went to plan. James Anderson was probably monitored afterwards and (((sold))) the car. James was the fall guy. He was later murdered by authorities for reasons unknown. Note that:

(((Operation Paget))) concluded it was extremely unlikely due to the car's condition (this could be convenient in an alternate circumstance -see above)

-and the fact Andanson had so openly disposed of it (supposedly the car was sold, but it was never found?! I believed it was scrapped to conceal evidence)

-that it was the one at the scene of the accident in Paris"

Andanson died in May 2000. The (((official))) verdict was suicide.

His body was found in a black, burnt-out BMW in a forest near the town of Nant, near Millau, in the south of France.

Andanson's death was attributed to problems in his private life (likely story), and evidence was uncovered (read: coerced or made-up) from his friends and associates that he had talked of suicide long before the accident.

(((The Paget report))) states that when the car was found, Andanson's body was in the driver's seat of the car, and his head was detached and lay between the front seats. There was a hole in his left temple. The (((French pathologist))) concluded this hole was caused by the intense heat of the fire rather than, for example, a bullet wound.

What happened. He was to meet someone in that forest and they shot him and torched the car.

(((Operation Paget))) found no evidence Andanson was known to any security service and, contrary to Al-Fayed's claims, his death was thoroughly investigated by French police (although the whereabouts of the car keys has never been explained)! A break-in at his former workplace in June 2000 alleged to have been carried out by security services was found to be "unconnected to his death, as no items related to him were stolen." (Bullshit, they were looking to see if he would speak out, they were monitoring him the whole time) The break-in was investigated by (((French police))) who have not found the "criminals" responsible. Nevertheless, Andanson's widow Elizabeth and their son James have rejected the idea that Andanson's death was suicide. The family have pressed French officials to conduct a murder investigation into Andanson's death 400-miles from his home, noting that he was in high spirits over his new job with the Sipa Agency.

This guy knew something.

I don't believe Henri Paul was drunk.

I don't believe that "there is no CCTV of le accidente"

I don't believe the official story.

The biggest thing for me is the Jean-Paul James Anderson thing because it screams cover-up. The rest is a back and forth between Fayed and the Officials telling the narrative. Too many things explained so sloppily. Building 7 didn't get hit by any aeroplane folks!

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 No.191431

morning neets

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 No.191432

>>191431

>morning

did you seriously just wake up

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 No.191433

>>191429

The car in question had been in a serious accident before any of this happened, if I remember correctly. Half of the car was re-welded together and it was done on the cheap. How does this play into the theory?

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