No.132779
right so i fucked up with Centrelink
These guys wants their money back, $5000, and i havent got a single shit to give em and im not willing to.
I was on Full-time study youth allowance and I attended a very bare minimum record, basically show up there once in a blue moon, not giving a shit and what not. Centrelink sees that I havent got a minimum hours met to be considered "full-time" and now they want their money back, I made an appeal and give em my enrolment verification etc. BUT they needed my attendance record and my transcript (which is shit since its all "Withdrew")
If I forge these 2 fuckin documents will they be too dumb to see it and be like "oh yh that seems good mate" or am I fucked?
cheers cunts
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No.132780
>>132779
M8, sorry to say but i think you are shit out of luck, centrelinks will follow up regardless of forgery or not. What these cunts will do is contact your place of study to confirm hours or attendance and what ever information these cunts give will meet your demise. Forge documents dont mean shit when it comes to investigation by centrelinks. My only opinion to you is to find a way to pay back these cunts in dribs and drags (and yes i know it fuckin sucks) but i have been there and done that. I cannot think of another way, sorry m8.
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No.132781
>>132780
fuck me, time to shovel shit in Jobseekers then, cheers mate
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No.132784
>>132779
m8 you will not be able to get away with forging shit. You may be able to avoid paying back the debt by claiming your mental health was to blame and also claiming that it is unreasonable to make you pay it back because of said health problems and other extenuating circumstance in your life.
Appeal it as far as you can. All the way to the tribunal if necessary. They are soft lefties there and are prone to falling for hard luck stories. It helps even more if you are not white.
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No.132814
>>132781
Man just tell em your dirt poor and they'll garnish your new payment. I owe the bastards 2k and all they take is 20 a fortnight. You'll make more moving from Youth to Newstart then they'll get back at rates like that.
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No.132844
>>132784
This. I was getting NEETbux for like 4 months when I'd stopped going to school. When they found out, I said I had social anxiety and other mental problems to the Centrelink social worker, and they wrote the debt off.
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No.133325
I owed cenno three grand and I had to go into the local office and suck off 3 guys and a homeless man they brought in off the street until they agreed to write off the debt
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No.133328
>>132784
I second the "act like you went kinda crazy" route. Just pick up some anxiety meds from a doc & then give yourself a shitty hair cut for good measure
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No.133527
>>132779
wait a fucking minute, HOW MUCH HOURS DO I HAVE TO DO
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No.133535
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No.133537
>>133535
fugg good thing I can pull the langauge disorder meme and rake enough cash
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No.193821
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>>132779
>>132780
Declare bankrupt
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No.194077
>>132779
You are bretty fucked.
CLink, when it comes to paying them it has to be immediately, if they have to pay you, tough shit, see you in 6-12 months.
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No.194157
>mfw shit out of luck with centrelink
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No.194158
why wont this fucking country get basic income already so us NEETs wont have to deal with this shit anymore? if you need to import asian slave labor to pay for all our NEETbux at least segregate them so i dont have to see them when i go to get my maccas
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No.194159
>>132779
My Wife got debt collectors on her from these bastards because of her shit attendance a long time ago.
The worst they can do is leave a bad mark against you on your credit report. Fuck em
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No.194161
>>194158
because most people don't approve of lefty "give lazy people free money" schemes
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No.194175
>>194161
That's a big problem. I want free money without working for it. Wagecucks should have their income forcibly taxed by the state and given to me for nothing. I would vote for any politician who promised that.
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No.194375
It's a little demoralising looking at your paycheck and how much you lose to tax.
-t wageslave
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No.194376
>>194375
Just think about how comfy your tax dollars are making me.
-t neet
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No.194379
>>194161
Bullshit or we'd have pushed retirement age to 80 a long time ago.
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No.194380
>>194161
yet your average dumb fuck australian is fine with us selling our assets to foreigners and giving the pollies huge pensions and salaries.
>>194379
good goy.
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No.194389
>>194380
Fuck are you on about? I'm saying people are fucking hypocrites. They have a problem with giving unemployed money but no issue giving the elderly loads when the welfare bill for old is huge. The ATO gives you a pretty graph that shows how much goes where. If they hated welfare so much they'd support letting the elderly rot.
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No.194400
>>194376
>no sound
but to be honest do you have a disability or something?
Unless you're living in a shithole gob neighborhood you arenb't going to be getting much off the dole
>t. unemployed ex-student
also do you think i could get more money for having some sort of social anxiety?
I havn't spoken to anyone in 6 months that i didn't have to
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No.194774
Be FIRE (Financially Independent, Retired Early) and live off-grid.
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