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File: eec1dcc4dd744f8⋯.png (95.17 KB,300x300,1:1,adansmas.png)

 No.178184 [Last50 Posts]

Now that Christmas and boxing day are over are you going to Dans

Remember NEETys Dans will always love you

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 No.178187

old bread

>>177414

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 No.178188

<i'm paying taxes so it goes to fucking retard programs on the tele, some safe school organization and other retard shit

AAAA

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 No.178189

>TFW want to drink booze but always bloat and then look and feel like shit for days after

I don't get hungover and I handle the piss well, but it turns my guts to garbage.

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 No.178190

File: 6dcdc0fcd5888d1⋯.png (91.64 KB,300x300,1:1,Ban the Dan.png)

File: 8380beb78c3e140⋯.png (93.6 KB,300x379,300:379,No Dan-ing.png)

File: b26930ef09d66c6⋯.png (94.67 KB,300x300,1:1,Just say no to this man.png)

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 No.178191

>>178188

for my last pay as a wagie I got a lot of leave pay and bonus pay so I got taxed at a much higher bracket than usual, made me ree hard

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 No.178193

>>178190

do you want me to get my crowbar

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 No.178194

File: eec1dcc4dd744f8⋯.png (95.17 KB,300x300,1:1,dan_santa.png)

>>178189

Practice makes perfect anon - you need to drink more. Why don't you come on down and check out our specials?

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 No.178195

Thou shall not guzzle cum.

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 No.178196

>>178194

>dan santa

>not danta

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 No.178197

>>178195

unless if it's dans then it's no homo

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 No.178198

File: 85d2eb6057d36e6⋯.gif (5.14 KB,569x510,569:510,1398168446154.gif)

oh god, what have i gotten myself into

i should just pack my computer onto my back and become a nomad

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 No.178199

>>178194

You've got a point. I definitely don't drink often enough to build a good tolerance.

Shame I'm meant to be getting strict with my diet and booze will conflict with that.

Nocum, no junk, no booze, exercise, work and study. That's the life I've got planned for 2018. All this Christmas stuff has really interfered with me getting started.

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 No.178200

>>178198

What did you do, anon?

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 No.178201

>>178198

what happened, also if you need help I'm here 4u

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 No.178202

>>178191

It's always nice to get most of it back from your tax return though

>>178193

Would be nice to enjoy another's company

>>178196

He did good with Dansmas tbh

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 No.178203

>>178202

wait you do?

also I'm dansmas, and dansmas, that guy who posted the image in the bread and not the op stole my oc tbh

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 No.178205

I wonder how many people here will end up with liver problems.

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 No.178206

>>178205

the real question is how many of us won't

and also how many of us will die by Alcohol poisoning

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 No.178208

File: 004032926865130⋯.jpg (199.16 KB,600x687,200:229,stop.jpg)

File: efdfef46c2351c2⋯.jpg (753.44 KB,1162x775,1162:775,theschemer.jpg)

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 No.178209

File: 06dce5c2bcd16fc⋯.png (95.64 KB,300x300,1:1,dan.png)

>>178190

A PATHETIC DISPLAY OF SOBRIETY DOLE BLUDGER

MY LOW PRICES WILL NOT BE BEAT

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 No.178210

http://poal.me/o3od9k

what is the meme of the year

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 No.178211

dans is in the lead

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 No.178212

Woo lads. After hours of struggle yesterday and today I have finally managed to get Debian installed and connected to wifi on my laptop.

First the iso was missing the wireless controller firmware, so I had to find that and install it manually, then because the install was so minimal (god knows why) it was lacking basic packages like net-tools, so I had to get them as well. Then struggle with wpa_supplicant to get connected. Alas, I have made it.

Now I just hope X works.

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 No.178213

>>178212

nice, so hows it been other than that

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 No.178214

>>178213

it has been well

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 No.178215

>>178214

Why do you always impersonate others? Or is it just me?

Stop being a bully

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 No.178216

>>178215

Not just you, I impersonate myself sometimes too.

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 No.178217

I impersonate a well adjusted member of society

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 No.178218

>>178217

thanks

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 No.178219

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 No.178220

>>178216

well maybe you should stop impersonating me

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 No.178221

>>178217

I impersonate a NEET

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 No.178222

File: 4ca801585b91bac⋯.jpeg (26.37 KB,335x439,335:439,images (36).jpeg)

>tfw no gf

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 No.178223

>>178222

have a wank

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 No.178224

I fucking hate gift cards, I always end up getting them on birthday's/holidays and now I have to go the trouble of going to a specific shop which isn't even going to have what I've been looking for. The worst part is that I'm going to be compelled to spend it and it's an expensive retailer no less. $20 gift card isn't going to buy shit.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.178225

>>178224

I got an Autobarn gift card

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 No.178226

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB,1023x576,341:192,46a91bf5b5d7294af4b55827bb….jpg)

>>178224

I got a $30 gift card for Dan Murphy's. I'll pop down later this week to check out their excellent specials.

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 No.178227

>>178224

My family used to give me giftcards over cash because they knew I'd blow the cash on drugs

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 No.178228

>>178227

>tfw i can't blow cash on illicit drugs even if i wanted to as i'm an autist with no friends or connections

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 No.178229

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB,150x150,1:1,cut_rate_dan.jpeg)

>>178226

Look forward to seeing you there m8. Looking good there, by the way.

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 No.178230

more cunts need to vote for dans

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 No.178231

I am on my 3rd cup (250ml) of goon

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 No.178232

Might start smoking weed again instead of drinking.

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 No.178233

>>178224

>he worst part is that I'm going to be compelled to spend it and it's an expensive retailer no less

iktf, would you ever take cash if you knew you were restricted to where you could spend it, if it disappeared after a certain time period and you were only guaranteed 80-90% of it (always <$5 on the gift cards you can't spend on anything) - of course not, gift cards suck

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 No.178234

>>178232

Why's that?

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 No.178235

File: 9b44adb3544e38e⋯.png (15.52 KB,438x336,73:56,images (3).png)

>>178234

I want to lose weight and I drink 1000 calories worth of beer a day.

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 No.178236

File: 394da98bea1a50a⋯.jpg (176.68 KB,1280x580,64:29,dans_temple_of_goon.jpg)

>>178231

Only your third cup? Come home neets, to the temple of goon.

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 No.178237

>>178235

Why not swap the beer for some goon?

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 No.178238

I make my Mum buy my goon for me because at Dans they always ask for my ID and I'm embarrassed by my picture on the ID.

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 No.178239

>>178237

This is what I've done, I was buying a six pack or at least a long neck a day from the gook, now she can suffer as I ride the goontrain to my death

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 No.178240

>>178239

Have another cup of goon

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 No.178241

File: a4010fe9b7ce1c0⋯.jpeg (10.75 KB,188x268,47:67,danny.jpeg)

>>178237

I have a full range of cheap vodka and other spirits, to help full figured neets, at unbeatably low prices.

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 No.178242

File: 5203950aaf46fba⋯.jpg (50.06 KB,270x270,1:1,Dan 2027.jpg)

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 No.178243

File: f67c4e489c5ffa0⋯.jpg (24.24 KB,128x153,128:153,rare_dan_logo.jpg)

>>178242

Rare Dan spotted!

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 No.178244

>>178227

That sucks NEET. Did they atleast give you one of those Woolworth's/Cole's group gift cards that can be used at multiple stores?

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 No.178245

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 No.178246

>>178212

Well done, you're already achieving things and it's not yet 2018

>>178222

Yes, we know

>>178227

This is what Cenno is doing with some of us (me) neets, ie the Basicscard

>>178231

I'll be joining you soon, don't pass out on me

>>178232

Is that your New Year's resolution?

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 No.178247

>>178242

Saved, you'll never back trace me

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 No.178248

File: ef0d58780349030⋯.jpg (63.49 KB,385x438,385:438,DanMurphy1.jpg)

>>178247

Would you have recognised me from my logo?

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 No.178249

>>178233

You either be lucky enough to find something that costs exactly what's on the card or max the card out on something dearer and pay the rest out of your own pocket. So either way you lose money

>>178229

>Looking good there, by the way

I chuckled

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 No.178250

>>178248

Nobody knew who he was until he became a logo

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 No.178251

>>178248

IRL Dan is Chad as fuck

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 No.178252

>As of 2016, there are 215 Dan Murphy’s stores operating across Australia: 66 in Victoria, 62 in New South Wales, 48 in Queensland, 19 in Western Australia, 16 in South Australia, 3 in the Australian Capital Territory, and 1 in Tasmania.[5]

Well well well

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 No.178253

>>178252

>1 in Tasmania.

wtf is wrong with tasmania?

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 No.178254

>>178252

I wonder what the tas manian one looks like

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 No.178255

>>178254

looked it up on google maps

pretty nice

thats a big fucking dan

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 No.178256

>>178252

do we have a list of where each store is

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 No.178257

>>178255

I dunno man, looks smaller than my local Dan's in Perth and it's the only one on the whole island

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 No.178258

File: 13f08f2ec71d805⋯.jpeg (56.59 KB,1015x571,1015:571,dan_at_84.jpeg)

>>178205

>>178206

Don't listen to these faggots, I drank a cask of goon a day, every day, from the day I was weaned off my mum's tit. And I lived to be 84 before dying of an overdose of cash from my vast business empire.

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 No.178259

>Hobart doesn't have a Dans

Seriously?

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 No.178260

>>178252

>there isn't a single Dan's in the Northern Territory

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 No.178261

>>178260

See that I can at least understand, there are probably laws stopping dans due to the aborigines

but we wiped out all the Tasmanian abos

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 No.178262

wonder what it would be like living on rottnest island

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 No.178263

File: 086ce29477a0142⋯.png (5.23 KB,348x145,12:5,images.png)

>>178261

This is exactly why we more Dan's in the NT - Mr Murphy can bring order to unruly abos.

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 No.178264

>>178263

of course but the pollies are retarded

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 No.178265

Looking at this map, Michael doesn't have a dan within miles of him

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 No.178266

File: 672718ae1837527⋯.jpg (68.59 KB,1024x937,1024:937,1509046222602.jpg)

>>178252

VIC: 5,791,000/66

NSW: 7,544,000/62

QLD: 4,691,000/48

WA: 2,589,000/19

SA: 1,677,000/16

ACT: 369,000/3

TAS: 515,000/1

Equals:

VIC: 1 Dan per 87k Victorians

NSW: 1 Dan per 120k NSWers

QLD: 1 Dan per 97k Queenslanders

WA: 1 Dan per 135k WAers

SA: 1 Dan per 104k SAers

ACT: 1 Dan per 123k ACTbugmen

TAS: 1 Dan per 515k Tassies

So in terms of Dan's favourites per capita:

1. Victoria

2. Queensland

3. South Australia

4. NSW

5. Western Australia

6. ACTbugmen

7. Tasmania

8. NT for no Dans at all

~NEET Bureau of Statistics and Commerce using 2014 and 2017 data where appropriate

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 No.178267

>>178212

Should use windows, it just works.

t, ex-loonixfag

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 No.178268

>>178210

how the fuck is rapeNEET a meme?

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 No.178269

>>178266

what about cross border dans, do they count if they service the other state

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 No.178270

>>178268

lurk moar tbh

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 No.178271

>>178270

he isnt a meme, he's our leader

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 No.178272

rapeNEET and neetking are the same person right? hes the guy who always has cum tissues on his floor and a bottle of cheap wine?

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 No.178273

>>178267

Oh yes, he should use Winbackdoor 7/8/10 because he had an inconvenience with his distribution of Linux.

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 No.178274

lol, he just got two votes, i think some NEETs have voted twice

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 No.178275

>>178272

NEETking was killed by RapeNEET, RapeNEET just impersonates NEETking. NEETking hasn't posted a video in a long time.

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 No.178276

>>178266

>most dans concentrated in muzzie nests

what a madman

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 No.178277

>>178272

>the guy who always has cum tissues on his floor and a bottle of cheap wine

That's pretty much all of us

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 No.178279

Was it NEETking that made the shrine to pepe then pronounced it "peep"?

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 No.178280

File: 5b863bd2954bb2f⋯.png (4.92 KB,234x216,13:12,brainlet4.png)

>>178277

not I, the toilet blocking poojeta gf NEET. I quit fapping 10 months ago.

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 No.178281

>>178273

Unless you are some massive corporation that actually needs privacy it's really not an issue, and even then, you still can't get shit done with linux because it's not efficient or user friendly.

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 No.178282

>>178279

That's how it's pronounced. NEETgod peep

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 No.178283

>>178266

your statistics on the amount of dans per state is wrong

ACT has 4 dans not including Queanbean

SA has 17

QLD is accurate 3 stores in Townsville, wew

WA has 21

and I'm not going to bother counting fucking VIC and NSW

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 No.178284

>>178282

its pronounced peh-pay or pep-ay

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 No.178285

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 No.178286

>>178279

that's how it's pronounced

that faggot who screetched it at the Hillary Clinton Rally ruined it for us all

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 No.178287

>>178286

>>178285

excuse me, i just spent a month in argentina and and 5 weeks in italy, im pretty sure its pronounced like >>178284

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 No.178288

Gonna watch the movie "Blackhat" and drink more goon.

On my 4th cup. Don't wanna be too hungover tomorrow.

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 No.178289

>>178286

and then everyone that rocked up in the election cycle convinced themselves that was the way it should be said

>>178287

fuck up, same as the it's always sunny thing where he says it wrong

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 No.178290

>>178283

ACT in 2nd place then, doesn't affect the other rankings that much then though

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 No.178291

>>178288

why is everyone on aus such an alcoholic? why cant you guys try to be healthy?

>>178289

im right and you're wrong.

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 No.178292

Pretty sure it was "pep-ay" a long time before /pol/ commandeered it. It used to just be sadfrog.

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 No.178293

It's not pronounced at all because anyone who mentions memes out loud should off himself

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 No.178294

>>178291

I don't drink, I'm a fitneet with a chest workout tomorrow

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 No.178295

>>178287

this isn't Argentina

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 No.178296

>>178293

but its a real name used in Spanish and Italian speaking places.

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 No.178297

>>178296

Those are nonwhites so they don't count

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 No.178298

>>178292

tbh i think it was pee pee as in poo poo

but i've always said it like peep…

>>178293

… in my head

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 No.178299

>>178291

I'm one of the few NEETs that don't drink. Fucked my brain up with benzos, so I'm a non-drinker while my GABA receptors recover.

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 No.178300

Had a whole two beers today mates, pretty hectic aye

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 No.178301

>>178297

northern italy is white, probably whiter than aus…apart from the huge concentrations of dark indians and africans.

also argentina had a fair number of whites in the major cities…rural areas though is all natives and mestizos.

>>178299

i was tempted to get back on them tbh

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 No.178302

>>178298

The pee pee thing came a lot later.

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 No.178303

>>178301

wogs are not white

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 No.178304

>>178290

those pollies move into first if you include it as Canberra-Queanbean rather than just the ACT

>>178291

where do you think we are

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 No.178305

fruity lexia makes you sexier

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 No.178306

>>178303

sorry champ but i just spent 5 weeks in northern italy and i can assure you that the vast majority of people there are white. the italians i spoke to their dont even see southerners as the same as them and its obvious because southern italians look like north african mutts.

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 No.178307

>>178299

I'm a non-drinker too, xmas gave me a little craving but coke is good at making me aahh after a sip and i can pretend it's beer

>>178302

i came to the chans in that phase and hated pepe because of it, they were shit ones. literally

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 No.178308

>>178301

>i was tempted to get back on them tbh

That's what fucked me up, going back on them again. I was off them, I got a job and couldn't handle it and wanted to quit, doctor told me to get back on the benzos. It only took me a few months to go into tolerance withdrawal, and it was a nightmare getting off them. They say every time you try to get off them, it's harder.

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 No.178309

>>178281

>you still can't get shit down with linux because it's not efficient or user friendly

Wrong, there's Mint,Ubuntu,Manjaro, Antergos.

Unless you're doing CAD Autodesk work, professional photography(which will gain ground) you don't need Windows. Vulkan drivers for games are being embraced, WINE and PCI Passthrough for others.

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 No.178310

>>178259

Dansmania is yet to take-over Tassie

>>178272

Cheap wine and 3 days worth of cum-tissues, yeah that's the man

>>178276

He's sending them a message, FOWF

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 No.178311

>>178308

i never felt addicted to them much, only found my anxiety went up around bed time and my tolerance increased but i never felt bad withdrawals.

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 No.178312

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>178310

>Cheap wine and 3 days worth

i was trying to think of a way to include that into a post too when i read that

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 No.178313

>>178312

Do you reckon barnsey looks like monk?

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 No.178314

Feeling a bit empty tonight neetos

Might have to get dan to fill me up before it gets too bad

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 No.178315

After 2 days of feasting, I have just let out the most tremendous fart I think I've ever done, it seemed to vibrate in harmony with the universe, perhaps bending time and space and left me sitting in my chair for a minute encapsulated in a warm gassy aura.

Is this what enlightenment is?

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 No.178316

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 No.178317

>>178315

You just reached NEETvana

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 No.178318

File: b3e1611dfad826d⋯.jpg (806.67 KB,1800x2700,2:3,whathappenedtomonday73117.jpg)

watched this tonight, was pretty good.

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 No.178319

>>178315

The other day I did the biggest grog bog of my life

I practically gave birth, deadset

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 No.178320

>>178318

The title sounds like my life after a big weekend goon binge

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 No.178321

>>178319

What did you name it?

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 No.178322

>>178319

grog bogs are great, always guaranteed to leave a big tread mark on the bottom of the toilet.

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 No.178323

>>178321

the aussie sheit

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 No.178324

>>178288

On my 1st of half red/ half water, much more palatable this way. Think I've seen that movie, not Thor's best imo

>>178291

Gotta give your organs a good workout too

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 No.178325

>>178280

Have a wank

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 No.178326

>>178325

FUCK OFF!!!!!!

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 No.178327

>>178315

I've been doing some beast farts too lately

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 No.178328

>>178280

Fuck off faggot, no one cares about your scat fetish.

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 No.178329

>>178328

I care about all neet struggles

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 No.178332

>>178321

Bender

>>178324

Welcome to the light, I typically have 3 parts goon 1 part water, that way I don't guzzle it too fast.

More if its red.

About to start my 5th cup fuark, that last one went down quick as. My teeth are starting to get sore from these maltesers I got on chrissy, might switch to the popcorn

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 No.178333

>>178315

Light a match and find out

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 No.178334

>>178332

I have no problem drinking whites straight, something about the mouth-feel of red that I seem to disagree with. Brush your teeth m8 twice a day at least, once before bed and the other in the morn. I'm also in the habit of rinsing with plain water after every meal/snack, haven't been to a dentist in at least 5 years. Occasionally I'll feel tooth pain in certain areas if I neglect brushing for a few days.

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 No.178335

Do you think Australia will ever land on the moon?

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 No.178336

>>178335

The moon is far likelier to land on australia than australia is to land on the moon mate

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 No.178337

>>178335

Australia will be a crime ridden shantytown in the future. Doubtful.

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 No.178338

File: cef6b385028f95a⋯.png (734.85 KB,640x424,80:53,gundam.png)

>>178336

>>178335

Maybe one day we'll end up like the Australia in Gundam

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 No.178339

>>178336

I'd feel kind of guilty making them come to us the first time.

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 No.178340

>>178318

that looks like a world where Zuckerberg was elected president and declared communism

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 No.178341

>>178339

moon man has had enough of us all

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 No.178342

>>178338

melbourne needs a nuke too

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 No.178343

>>178338

>fuck that looks green

>something different

>ah that's fake as fuck

>melbourne…

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 No.178344

>>178236

Thought this was a mirrored image at first. Dans place is so symmetrical and perfect.

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 No.178345

>>178335

Thanks to musk then yes

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 No.178346

>>178343

>>178342

Oh that's sydney.

The eastern states all look the same to me.

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 No.178347

>>178340

I sided with the gov in it.

I might be a red.

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 No.178348

File: bb73ffb9cc8af56⋯.png (708.13 KB,1007x569,1007:569,Side 2.png)

>>178338

And nothing of value was lost.

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 No.178349

File: 8dc0851de40fb06⋯.jpg (108.61 KB,1280x720,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Aldnoah Zer….jpg)

Not looking too flash in the Aldnoahverse either.

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 No.178350

>>178347

tell me the guy on the building doesn't look like Zuckerberg

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 No.178351

>>178349

>goes out of its way to preserve Melbourne but not Riverina or Gippsland

the fuck?

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 No.178352

>>178349

Brisbane somehow becomes the capital of Earth in LOGH, japs seem pretty obsessed with us

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 No.178353

>>178350

dead eyes and fish lips

yeah it does

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 No.178354

>>178318

>netflix

I really hope you don't pay for subscription purposes.

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 No.178355

>>178354

downloaded it

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 No.178356

>>178344

Like something out of a dream

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 No.178357

>>178352

I remember that one

At least there they get it right and wipe out Sydney and Melbourne and keep Gippsland

Also that basically means the Empire is probably South Australian

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 No.178358

>>178357

Just as it should be.

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 No.178359

>>178357

BO will kill all the fags and cripples for us

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 No.178360

>>178359

>and cripples

dspNEETs are the wise old owls of the gen

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 No.178361

Really wish I had a gf

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 No.178362

>>178361

lower your standards

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 No.178364

>>178362

really wish I had a f

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 No.178365

Independent Fascist Republic of Queensland when?

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 No.178366

File: a428899f55d1d91⋯.jpeg (86.87 KB,620x942,310:471,stronkwoman.jpeg)

>>178362

Lower it to Aboriginals

Also whats wrong with this picture?

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 No.178367

>>178365

>independent

>named after a foreign monarch

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 No.178368

>>178366

Her pockets don't have buttons

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 No.178369

>>178366

apart from it being over 5 years old?

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 No.178370

>>178369

I'm over five years old and there's nothing wrong with me

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 No.178371

>>178357

Also looking at the map in lotg sometime before 2039, QLD, the good bits of NSW and Gippsland succeeded from Australia

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 No.178372

>>178370

Your mum lied to you.

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 No.178373

>>178369

>>178368

Look at the way she holds it

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 No.178374

I have come to accept my perpetual circumstances of no gf and instead fill the gap with alcohol and anime that features cute girls doing cute things.

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 No.178375

File: f65b73c56972fb3⋯.jpg (13.43 KB,480x360,4:3,bakana bilby.jpg)

I'm off to beddy bies

nighty night boys and girls

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 No.178376

>>178373

i'm pretty sure we've all seen it

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 No.178377

>>178374

>tfw no akari gf

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 No.178378

>>178366

She's holding the soldering iron by the steel tip, the part that gets really really hot

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 No.178379

>>178377

>tfw no Kyoko gf

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 No.178380

>>178378

she gets my part really really hot

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 No.178381

>>178375

good night, friend

>>178374

so it's just me that's getting one in 2018?

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 No.178382

tfw no pooja wife

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 No.178383

>>178379

>tfw no Sakurako gf

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 No.178384

>>178381

I'm aiming for talk to a woman for more than a few seconds without her having a disgusted look on her face 2018

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 No.178385

>>178383

>>178383

>tfw no chitose gf

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 No.178386

>>178385

chitose is shit

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 No.178387

>>178384

best not to ask if you can rape her

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 No.178388

>>178386

>tfw no Nadeshiko gf

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 No.178389

>tfw no girlneet gf

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 No.178390

>tfw no Shiitake gf

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 No.178391

>>178390

the dog from love live?

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 No.178392

>tfw no goonhead warehouse dwelling gf

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 No.178393

The 6th cup commences

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 No.178394

how the fuck did I not realise Reinhard had the same nip VA as Vegeta

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 No.178395

File: 017bdd05ac8d567⋯.png (53.25 KB,403x448,403:448,1514252749904.png)

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 No.178396

>>178391

the mushroom. I'm a lonely risotto

>>178393

will you be passed-out for 6?

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 No.178398

>>178394

He's got a pretty great voice. Next years series has the guy who voiced Light in Death Note and the main dude in Steins;Gate as his VA

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 No.178399

The time has come to barbecue.

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 No.178400

File: 2c086a713c49a3f⋯.png (189.43 KB,484x484,1:1,1512720137551.png)

>>178399

Me too mate

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 No.178401

>>178399

Shapes or ?

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 No.178402

>>178399

I BBQ my poo and sell it at bunnings

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 No.178403

>>178401

Jamie's mexican style beef burger patties. Gonna have them in turkish bread rolls with cheese, salad and chilli relish.

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 No.178404

>>178398

I don't like the look of the remake tbh

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 No.178405

>>178403

who is Jamie Other than the guy who raped me

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 No.178406

>>178402

>>178402

talk about shitposting…

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 No.178407

File: a58d50fe1cabc0d⋯.jpg (108.02 KB,1148x746,574:373,1505833605001.jpg)

I have decided I will get pissed tonight afterall. I was going to call the agency tomorrow but oh well, no biggie. One day isn't a big deal.

My justification: I have enough smokes to enjoy the rest of a drunken night. When I run out of smokes I will get it together

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 No.178408

File: b404f23b662b220⋯.jpg (40.37 KB,540x540,1:1,782726.jpg)

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 No.178409

Do you cunts shop at Woolies or Coles?

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 No.178410

File: bc851721622b563⋯.png (11.31 KB,542x323,542:323,clowngf.png)

>>178361

gf2017 was a failure, but you should gear up like me and prepare for gf2018

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 No.178411

>>178409

Coles of course. The white colors are much friendlier than the green woolies sign, but honestly I hate the Coles big red hand shit. I have found the coles fresh food section a lot more market like, which I enjoy. Even though I know its just food inside a warehouse. Sometimes I even go to a gook grocer, they have original redbull there

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 No.178412

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 No.178414

>>178411

A Coles recently opened up just across the road from the Woolies I usually shop at and I was suprised how clinical it felt. They use white fluoro lights instead of the warm yellowish lights they have in Coles which combined with the white lino floor made the whole place feel kind of alien.

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 No.178416

>>178414

Fuck I'm retarded; I mean the warm lights they have in Woolies. The lino floors and white lights are in Coles.

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 No.178417

File: f3765429586af56⋯.jpg (47.42 KB,375x480,25:32,Real.JPG)

>>178408

Jamie cums in those

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 No.178418

The only thing that would ever make me buy Dan Murphy's would be if Dan Murphy publicly expressed support for the White Australia Policy.

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 No.178419

>>178407

Your never gonna get it together

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 No.178420

>>178419

It is the festive season mate. Tomorrow I will get my life together, I promise :^)

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 No.178422

>>178403

Now that's one sweet midnight snack. On my 2nd cup of half&half goon

>>178407

(((the agency)))

>>178409

Usually Woolies though sometimes both if one has an advertised product on the cheap

>>178412

<no self-serve checkouts

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 No.178423

>Wednesday

>Anotherday

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 No.178424

>>178422

>no self-serve checkouts

i once went into coles because of the promise of self serve checkouts. the self serve checkouts were closed and i was the only person there, i had to get to the register where there were two casheers chatting and i forgot my change and they laughed at me. i haven't been in there since

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 No.178425

>>178424

>i forgot my change and they laughed at me.

>i haven't been in there since

I certainly hope there isn't a connection here mate.

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 No.178426

>>178425

what do you mean?

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 No.178429

File: 928ab89d88a6ca8⋯.jpg (218.27 KB,1035x650,207:130,Top Kek.jpg)

>>178424

<Pic of me, my beautiful wife and 2 kids laughing at your stupidity. It's spelt cashier ffs

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 No.178430

>>178429

stop making fun of me

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 No.178431

File: bd2bb506f28f068⋯.png (358.03 KB,620x463,620:463,1514297504435.png)

>*grabs your head* "Anon it's that time of the day where your tongue goes inside my anus, don't be shy!"

what you do

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 No.178432

All gooned up and my joints are numb

Its not so bad I don't smell like cum

I'll get it together, one day

Anons dont agree, dont care what they say

Maybe I won't, maybe I can't

Maybe they'll find my body in port phillip bay

All I know is that its fine for now

They buy my style like its listed on the dow

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 No.178433

>>178431

I abide, of course.

What a delicious looking anus

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 No.178434

>>178431

She does big poos

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 No.178435

Goon goin' down strong

Won't be long

Before I feel the urge

An overwhelming electrical surge

To hide all of WarehouseWagie's degenerate posts

Shut them out, nothing but ghosts

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 No.178436

>>178435

How many cups you on mate?

I'm starting cup 7 or 8, I lost track. Might pack it in soon, the goon sack slow is starting to slow as I push that luscious plastic clip up.

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 No.178437

>>178436

Have another one

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 No.178438

Curtains drawn, just had a smoke

Boot up the CP, my fires it stoke

Handle it rough, just like a yoke

"mcmichael claimed this post was a joke"

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 No.178439

got a shitload of monies from the relos this year, i kinda want to give something to some neets here but I have no idea what without getting my credit card info stolen

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 No.178440

>>178439

just have a wank

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 No.178441

>>178439

Order a delivery of goon to the warehouse

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 No.178442

>>178439

gift vidya on steam

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 No.178443

>>178439

For your own well being save it for yourself.

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 No.178444

File: f55f93af98ce726⋯.jpg (518.5 KB,1280x1600,4:5,22811 - Author-Witiko anim….jpg)

>>178438

>Boot up the cp

Bad man

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 No.178445

>>178442

I was thinking that or amazon wishlisting, I'm worried it'll say my name if i send anything to you cunts

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 No.178446

>>178439

Convert it to monero and send it to a wallet. I'll post mine if you want.

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 No.178447

File: f9dfaafc7d1df57⋯.png (490.56 KB,1440x814,720:407,denied.png)

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 No.178448

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Dan denied your service because you're wearing a school uniform and you're buying a bottle of wine you dumb whore.

He doesn't want to get in trouble because obviously chances are you want to give alcohol to your underage friends, hardly any 18 year olds going to drink a bottle of wine all by themself.

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 No.178449

>>178446

why monero? are costs lowest with it?

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 No.178450

>>178448

Kek, seeing Dans face on tv makes me lol

But come on Dan, just give the lass a drink will ya

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 No.178451

>>178446

I ain't that smart anon

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 No.178452

Pretty gooned up, think I'm about to pour my tenth cup

Hope the hangover aint too bad, ill chuck some water before bed, bud I know ill be up to piss early

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 No.178453

I went to bed at 8pm and am now up at 3am. Feeling tired still but disquieting thoughts drove me out of bed.

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 No.178454

>>178449

Forget about it. I actually just realized as I went to check my account that I downloaded the blockchain on my other computer, the same one who's hard drive fucked up (thanks seagate niggers), and now downloading a new one which is 26GB would take me weeks. Ah fuck, just spend the money on yourself.

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 No.178455

really wanna sneakily impregnate a bunch of indonesian girls

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 No.178456

>>178455

Are there even sluts over there? I thought it was a conservative country.

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 No.178457

>>178456

I got premium tinder and I've already had several seemingly normal girls come to my "apartment". I imagine its pretty easy to get them in bed regardless of the preconceived conservatism. A lot are catholic too.

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 No.178458

>>178456

Rape is easy to do there

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 No.178459

i think ill just gift on steam lad, post your steams and ill gift some shit

no bullying my steam profile

pls no doxx either

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 No.178462

>>178460

gaypole

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 No.178464

>>178460

Nice ban evasion faggt

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 No.178466

File: 2c565e939bdc272⋯.png (15.53 KB,350x420,5:6,images (6).png)

Big smelly aboriginal smegma pie

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 No.178467

>>178466

nice tight saliva covered poojeeta anus

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 No.178468

Got the goon burps. Time for bed, night neets

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 No.178469

>>178468

Good night you drunk.

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 No.178471

My neighbour is shovelling shit in his backyard in the dark. At 4:30 in the morning. Lucky I was already awake or I would be pissed. It is really loud, the shovel scraping on concrete. I still am pissed just at the thoughtlessness of it.

I don't think he is burying a dead body.

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 No.178472

>>178471

have a wank

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 No.178473

>>178472

I already did you boring cunt.

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 No.178474

File: 7812444cc40eec6⋯.jpg (11.79 KB,233x250,233:250,5464747446575.jpg)

Sitting here pushing in my fupa with an index finger in disgust.

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 No.178475

Just got back from walking the doggo. Saw 4 normies. Too many. Too many.

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 No.178477

>>178475

Did you see them from a distance or did you have to walk past them?

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 No.178478

>>178477

They were close encounters. Walked right past all four.

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 No.178479

Looks like the surfers in this country are still uncucked. They just let a bunch of curries drown and didn't give a fuck.

http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/twins-fire-up-at-surfers-for-not-helping-drowning-man/news-story/7121db3c8ebb50851dc7a4b87d191828

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 No.178480

File: 754932b6c046a5f⋯.jpg (28.57 KB,550x335,110:67,pajeet.jpg)

>>178479

There's a billion more where they came from.

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 No.178481

>>178392

you'd have the cops there everyday with you two throwing shit at one another in a NEET goon stupor

You want a quiet, timid desigirl

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 No.178482

>>178403

classy as, sounds good

>>178409

coles delivery and aldi

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 No.178483

File: 2ee4960611975f1⋯.jpg (45.96 KB,960x720,4:3,IMG_0017.jpg)

>>178438

>Boot up the CP,

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 No.178484

>>178455

destroy them all, It's why god is sending you there

turn it into a cult

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 No.178485

>>178471

should've went and asked him

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 No.178486

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning

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 No.178487

>>178486

The walrus was Paul.

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 No.178488

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>178486

Since I bought in to the Paul is dead meme, all the Beatles stuff has a melancholic sinister edge to it.

At 2:13 the car from the cover of abbey road drives in the background.

>>178487

It was actually John

Your mother should know..

That's why Faul was made to sever ties with his family and his fiance.

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 No.178489

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.178490

>>178489

The bridge/chorus bit is one of the best bits in any Beatles song.

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 No.178491

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 No.178492

>>178491

Are you the flat earth anon?

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 No.178493

File: 48288e2e6650340⋯.jpg (11.27 KB,219x346,219:346,BeatlesCrowleyWingedBeetle….jpg)

>>178492

Nah, I used to sort of be an /x/phile though.

I'm just a muso and those two mix a lot.

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 No.178494

What's the go for today?

I'm about to go to the doctor to get a new physio plan so I can get more acupuncture sessions.

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 No.178495

>>178405

M8 you always drop those little comments about getting abused, why don't you just tell us what happened already? You're obviously wanting to get it out

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 No.178496

File: fbc739375c0c3c5⋯.jpg (21.98 KB,198x200,99:100,lollipopsmugpepe.jpg)

>>178494

It is a hot one today so I am staying indoors and keeping cool. Not doing anything at all.

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 No.178497

>>178496

I opted for an early appointment so I can get back to my regular routine quicker.

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 No.178498

>>178497

I always do that with any appointment. Also the doctor is less likely to be behind early in the day and you are less likely to have to wait ages.

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 No.178499

>>178494

Thankfully pretty mild weather today as it has been the last few days

Just taking it easy and hitting the gym about 3PM, time to get back on track to 4 days a week since slacking off over the Christmas period.

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 No.178500

I didn't win Oz Lotto last night (again).

Prize has jackpotted. Might invest a few more dollarydoos for next week.

I like having the fantasy that I might be able to escape this crippling povo NEET life.

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 No.178501

File: e367880421dd8c4⋯.jpg (147.89 KB,600x464,75:58,1417620835647.jpg)

give me the motivation to make a call

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 No.178502

File: 3881ee242430248⋯.jpg (102.51 KB,600x600,1:1,1467508184602.jpg)

>>178501

You can do it anon. It will go much better than expected and then it will be out of the way and you can relax.

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 No.178503

>>178479

They are real heros

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 No.178504

>>178502

well i just made the call. and no i don't have time to relax, i have to go in to see the doctor today. not for anything health related, but to see if i can sort out anything identification wise

have any of you had any trouble getting the base 100 points of identification you need for stuff like bank accounts, proof of age cards, etc? every place wants identification if you want to receive proof of identity and existence, so it ends up just becoming a cycle if you don't have one part of the whole thing.

now i know why i should never put off things. it all just becomes worse and worse

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 No.178505

>>178504

I just use birth certificate and drivers licence.

Anon you need to keep at it. Break what you need to do down into small individual tasks and then you will see that it is all perfectly within your ability to get done.

Good luck.

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 No.178506

>>178505

I have a piece of paper with my name of it and a drawing of my face that I made myself, it's easily a 100 points

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 No.178507

File: a90c3b875dee8f4⋯.jpg (48.29 KB,500x375,4:3,bagdadassup.jpg)

>>178431

>no way bitch

my gfs asshole is much prettier than yours

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 No.178508

>>178506

Silly comment.

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 No.178509

File: 7994d68108ae501⋯.jpeg (10.87 KB,361x408,361:408,images (28).jpeg)

>>178507

There's poo in that bum

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 No.178510

>>178507

سميك

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 No.178511

>tfw woke up depressed

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 No.178512

>>178511

whats wrong anon?

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 No.178513

>>178511

Did you dream about being happy again?

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 No.178514

well, now off to the doctors

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 No.178515

>>178514

Just got back from mine. I was the only person there.

Good luck.

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 No.178516

>>178514

Good luck m8.

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 No.178517

>>178494

Just eating breakfast atm, no plans as I'm broke till this Friday and if I forget to report on Thursday it's bye bye cruel world

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 No.178518

>>178515

Well I hope you prescribed yourself some good shit

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 No.178519

>>178518

codeine and acupuncture

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 No.178520

>>178500

That's a shame, what did it jackpot to? There's a big 30 miller this Saturday that I'm going to win. Sick of being povo too m8, even in vidya (GTAV) I'm poor as shit

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 No.178521

Shoes are off

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 No.178522

>>178520

Oz Lotto is at $40 million now. I am going to play the $30 million Saturday one too.

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 No.178523

>>178521

Pants off next.

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 No.178524

>>178523

Socks are off

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 No.178525

File: 4ac57038b15540d⋯.jpg (2.47 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1514335903303251705807.jpg)

Gonna cook me some foods in the deep fryer

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 No.178526

>>178525

What sort of oil are you using?

Let us know how it goes. Lots of pics please.

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 No.178527

>>178524

Keep going.

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 No.178528

>>178526

Canola oil with a touch of pee pee

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 No.178529

>>178525

>Tendies in the deep fryer

can you do that?

post pics of the result and cut one in half so i can see the insides

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 No.178530

>>178494

I want to go out and spend money but there isn't anything I need to buy

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 No.178531

File: eec1dcc4dd744f8⋯.png (95.17 KB,300x300,1:1,dan_santa.png)

>>178530

I think we can interest you in a few of our specials.

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 No.178532

>>178531

I already have more than enough booze my shilly friend

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 No.178533

>>178527

No, anon should only keep going if he can turn into a girl first.

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 No.178534

>>178533

You have to take what you can get these days.

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 No.178535

File: 4b226e1f5601be0⋯.jpg (2.26 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1514337040707700759136.jpg)

>>178526

>>178525

Think I over did it but it looks ok

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 No.178536

>>178525

What's with the boong art?

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 No.178537

a plate of edible gold

>>178535

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 No.178538

>>178533

shirt's off ;)

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 No.178539

>>178535

You got cigarette ash all over it.

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 No.178540

>>178535

Did you add the wedges while they were still frozen?

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 No.178541

>>178536

I bet his mummybot has poor taste.

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 No.178542

File: 8184c0da7cd9859⋯.jpg (1.2 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1514337291349582070093.jpg)

>>178529

It cooks them good

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 No.178543

>>178530

Buy a wank

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 No.178544

>>178542

fuaarrk big boy in the making right there, looks delicious

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 No.178545

I don't feel like an adult and it hurts

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 No.178546

got back from doctors. gave me some forms that i have to go into cenno and talk with them about a carers allowance since my mother is growing older. he also recommended i go through a course of seeing psychiatrists and psychologists in order to figure out what he thinks is my own undiagnosed anxiety, considering i've been doing nothing for the past 3 years.

its over for now at least

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 No.178547

>>178542

do you spray your bell-end with that anti-bacterial spray after each rape?

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 No.178548

>>178546

Good on you m8. Make sure you follow through with all of that. Don't go back into your shell now.

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 No.178549

>>178542

That does look good

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 No.178550

>>178546

Sit back, take a few deep breaths and relax. You did well

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 No.178551

>>178542

its fucking 9am

what kind of breakfast is that?

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 No.178552

File: 3c1f5cbf4df926d⋯.jpg (37.81 KB,358x411,358:411,unnamed (1).jpg)

>>178544

I'm gonna be the biggest boy here, no one can beat me now

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 No.178553

>>178551

A good one.

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 No.178554

>>178551

The most important meal of the day.

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 No.178555

>>178547

Nah I huff from the can because it gives me extreme rape powers, it's a secret among the order of rape

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 No.178556

File: d83b0815bf8d21f⋯.jpg (16.05 KB,350x289,350:289,Super6.jpg)

>>178552

Cooking a frozen turkey roast right now, don't think for a moment you can match my power!

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 No.178557

>>178553

>>178526

>>178537

>>178540

All these needs slobbering over my fried gold

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 No.178558

File: ef2240c6931cb9c⋯.png (530.62 KB,568x486,284:243,the final just.png)

>>178548

>>178550

this is the problem though is that i really don't think i have any anxiety issues. at least as much to warrant getting money from the government for it. people on wizchan would call be a failed norman if they could envision my life, and im sure you guys would too. principally im opposed to the idea of receiving anxiety funny munny, but at the same time the cash would be very nice and after 3 years of neeting, the idea of leaving it behind to eventually pursue work or study seems unappealing.

it all seems too much for me. i still feel like a 14 year old, like i never moved on from middle school. for now i will get this carers allowance and identity stuff sorted out

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 No.178559

>>178558

not as much*

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 No.178560

>>178558

>Middle school

EXPOSED AGAIN

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 No.178561

>>178558

Do you actually care for you mum, as in make meals for her, wash her/her clothes…?

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 No.178563

>>178561

i cook for her often enough i think, doing the dishes and cleaning up the house comes under my duty as well. but i could be doing more to care for her i think. generally i think the whole carers allowance thing (which was her idea) is supposed to be a stepping stone into me becoming fully independent. she has had a recent history of strokes, at least 2 so there is that as well.

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 No.178564

>>178563

It isn't even that, it's more so if she's fucked she has you to go get her meds, help etc. and that kind of means you are on call 24/7

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 No.178565

>>178563

I do similar for my own mum but the idea of getting on carer's allowance has never occurred. I'd of thought the person being cared for would need to be diagnosed with some sort of debilitating illness. I'm going to check Cenno's website for more info

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 No.178566

>>178543

Apparently the local asian massage place doesnt sell those

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 No.178567

>>178565

she is diagnosed with severe generalized anxiety and on DSP

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 No.178568

Time for my midday nap I think.

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 No.178569

>>178567

Like mother like son it appears

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 No.178570

Big willy

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 No.178571

>>178569

i hope not

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 No.178573

>>178571

It's in your blood, don't fight it

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 No.178574

>>178573

I got HIV in my blood

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 No.178575

beautiful day today m8s helping ease the post-Christmas and upcoming-new years depression

feeling alright

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 No.178576

>>178575

I wonder how many neets are gonna kill themselves on NYE

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 No.178577

Bit quiet today

What do you NEETs have in store for 2018? If the Christmas period has taught me one thing seeing some of your uncles/aunties and cousins just waste time and rot it's definitely needed to just make the most of what time we do have.

There is foreignstudyNEET going to Indonesia I think it was and NZNEET hopefully doing well for himself with his new Uni course. What about the rest of you?

I'm not too sure just yet but will probably be a pretty big year coming up for me no matter what.

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 No.178578

>>178577

i want a job

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 No.178579

>>178577

The guy going to Indo is me. I am not too excited yet because there is so much paperwork and shit to deal with and I'm stressed that I won't have enough money. I'm sure I'll pep up closer to the date

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 No.178580

>>178579

Just have another short waging stint.

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 No.178581

>>178579

post pics of the sluts you fuck

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 No.178582

>>178577

I'm going to finally learn how to drive properly

Also attempt to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay for another year

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 No.178583

>>178578

What are you going to look for?

>>178579

Good luck, it would be daunting but I reckon it'd be a bit of fun. You can be gookNEET 2.0

>>178582

I got my license this year, don't use it much at all really as I don't mind public transport but good luck anon

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 No.178584

>>178583

I can drive a car in gta

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 No.178585

File: 6000c740b5f44b4⋯.jpg (46.08 KB,640x360,16:9,GirlsGirls-GTAV.jpg)

>>178584

But can you rape a hooker, kill her, and steal her earnings?

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 No.178586

>>178583

The public transport is a bit shit here so I tend to just not go outside. I've found driving pretty comfy so far, even if I do make many brainlet mistakes

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 No.178587

>>178585

I knew mannequinNEETs gf looked familiar

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 No.178588

>>178577

Clean stove anon here, I have no real plans other than to just keep working, might look for another job that's [spoiler]fulltime[\spoiler][spoiler]I want that job security and leave/sick pay[\spoiler]

I also need to find a new place to live.

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 No.178589

File: 7b038ac8ff46008⋯.gif (306.89 KB,553x567,79:81,885.gif)

>>178588

What sort of job do you currently have? are you a deliveryNEET?

>>178586

>making brainlet mistakes while driving

iktf

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 No.178590

>>178583

>What are you going to look for?

got an interview for a cleaning job first thing next year but i want to work in a comfy supermarket

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 No.178591

>>178589

I said who I am new friend

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 No.178592

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>178582

>I'm going to finally learn how to drive properly

learning how to absolutely smooth out your driving is a good skill to have

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 No.178593

>>178590

Are you going to be one of those cleaners that jerk off in peoples houses?

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 No.178594

File: 24cb8cb1b450334⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1514344641280181107484.jpg)

Custard and jelly for lunch

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 No.178595

Mummybot got me a first choice voucher for christmas. I've never felt so ashamed

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 No.178596

>>178593

those gigs need min 5 years exp and three recent references from a commercial cleaning job

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 No.178597

>>178596

I've got over a decades experience jerking off inside a house

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 No.178598

The hangover is starting to hit.

I might just sip goon during the arvo, not going anywhere today anyway.

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 No.178599

>>178597

then you just need the references

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 No.178600

>>178599

I have learned to perfectly mimic neet kings seppo accent so I'll be fine

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 No.178601

Almost time for the physio then I'm off to Vietnam. I'll see if I can lurk and maybe post pics of interesting things. See ya later, NEETS.

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 No.178602

>>178601

Give those commies hell

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 No.178603

Pretty tempted to go away for a few days but all I'd end up doing is phoneposting in a waste of money motel room.

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 No.178604

>>178601

Let out a vivacious REEEE when you cream with your first gook over there.

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 No.178605

no darts 2018

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 No.178606

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.178607

I smash you cunt

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 No.178608

>>178607

dit me my lai

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 No.178609

The worst part about living in a warehouse is that you can't stop screen glare because part of the roof is a skylight

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 No.178610

>>178609

Just become nocturnal

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 No.178611

>>178609

get a tent and sit inside thar

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 No.178612

I have zero bucks left, I'm going to see how it goes having literally no money

>>178609

What's it like with no aircon?

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 No.178613

>>178611

It'd be a sauna

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 No.178614

My forkift license expired today, I haven't been on one for years

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 No.178615

File: 0e9a4502b551689⋯.jpg (3.64 MB,4608x3456,4:3,2017-12-27 14.11.42.jpg)

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 No.178616

>>178615

Nice neckbeard

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 No.178617

>>178615

high risk wojak

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 No.178618

File: f8e775c35be9ae8⋯.jpg (23.07 KB,372x248,3:2,FXJ151993.jpg)

>>178609

Giz us a dolla warehouse neet

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 No.178619

>>178615

Bradley?

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 No.178620

File: eec1dcc4dd744f8⋯.png (95.17 KB,300x300,1:1,dan_santa.png)

>>178618

I sense the presence of unruly aborigines, I'm gonna go get my iron bar.

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 No.178621

>>178620

I see lots of abos at the local Dans

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 No.178622

File: 2663cd0a3350e6e⋯.jpg (19.29 KB,217x320,217:320,JUST.jpg)

>dad got his mates over and they are smoking cones on the patio

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 No.178623

>>178621

Do you have sex with them?

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 No.178624

>>178623

I do not

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 No.178625

>>178622

Call the cops

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 No.178626

>>178612

Gets stinkin hot sometimes, its 34 degrees here and I'd be sweating my balls off if I didn't have a fan on. Some nights I sweat so much that I have to wake up and dry myself off with a towel.

>>178622

What a hectic cunt

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 No.178627

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I was on the train and heard the person next to me listening to this. One of you NEETs?

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 No.178628

>>178622

>ripping cones from a bong as a parent

True degenerate

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 No.178629

>>178628

Whats wrong with that? I've smoked a joint with my dad before

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 No.178630

File: 898a11f9bfbce39⋯.jpg (24.1 KB,279x402,93:134,movieposter.jpg)

Put this on your download list. Fucking epic, only about 30mins into it but it's great so far.

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 No.178631

>>178628

So everyone should just stop doing what they do because they have kids?

>>178629

Yeah me too, I've had countless seshs with my dad

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 No.178632

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 No.178633

>>178632

crushed her heart too with a lawnmower

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 No.178634

>>178633

>Described by friends as a “strong woman”, Jennifer Kohl is the latest backpacker to die

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 No.178635

>>178632

Fucking krauts, stealing aussie jobs. What the hell did we fight ww2 for?

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 No.178636

>>178630

That's about the guy who sucked 71 penises

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 No.178637

>>178635

So we could watch aboriginal porn without prejudice

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 No.178638

>>178525

Put a Mars bar in there.

>>178622

Did you hide in your room with the lights off so no one would see you?

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 No.178639

File: 06fad1d8058b4cb⋯.jpg (95.54 KB,906x720,151:120,maxresdefault.jpg)

tfw caved in with the gambling today

feel like absolute shit NEETs, thankfully 2018 is soon so hopefully I can start over a new leaf

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 No.178640

>>178635

There is a big fucking sticker on every ride on lawnmower in last 10 years with one of those instructions not to use it on a hill. It could have been older one but still they are not four wheel drive machines

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 No.178641

>>178639

How much have you gambled?

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 No.178642

>>178641

I'd prefer not to talk about it, it's not the money that's an issue but rather my lack of self-control that's the problem.

I feel like a fucking bogan dropkick for relapsing and feeding the (((gambling sites))) anything

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 No.178643

File: f6acbd1fdec6fdc⋯.png (7.5 KB,361x408,361:408,images (5).png)

>>178639

You dumb

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 No.178644

>>178639

What will you do when the new leaf turns out to be exactly the same?

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 No.178645

>>178631

There are some things you should stop doing when you become a parent because your priority should no longer be on yourself. Smoking a bit of weed isn't one though

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 No.178646

>>178645

Can I still rape if I'm a parent?

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 No.178647

>>178639

thats not good mate

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 No.178648

>>178642

>I'd prefer not to talk about it

Then you shouldn't have brought it up here out of nowhere you melodramatic high strung cunt.

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 No.178649

>>178632

Lawnmowers are very dangerous things, can't really feel bad because some fucking idiot misuses one and hurts themselves. Although I've done some dodgy shit while mowing on farms before, so maybe I shouldn't say so much

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 No.178650

>>178643

>>178647

>>178648

I know I'm an idiot, I just wanted to vent. Time for a big workout to punish myself for being such a degenerate.

>>178644

It won't be, I've set up my income to go straight into my savers instead of my transaction account and I've asked the customer support to close all my accounts down, after a minor spergout earlier today this was the final straw.

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 No.178651

>>178646

Yes, but only your own children. It's one of the joys of being a parent.

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 No.178652

>>178651

I'll have to have a lot of kids then

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 No.178653

>>178639

or maybe 2018 could be the year you win big and can afford an entire new tree

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 No.178654

The 4pm cup of goon begins

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 No.178655

>>178654

It's never as good as the 3pm cup

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 No.178656

>>178655

Both are trumped by the 8:30am toast-the-wagecucks-off-to-work cup

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 No.178657

File: 3806d5a4bb46387⋯.jpg (274.27 KB,1500x1000,3:2,3806d5a4bb4638755ead007a0a….jpg)

>tfw you no longer fit into your 2XL pants

Time to stop wearing pants. I hope society is ready for this.

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 No.178658

>>178656

or the 1pm wakeup cup

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 No.178659

>>178657

>tfw only L pants now

I feel like a digusting normalfag, real neets have Xs

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 No.178660

>>178657

just wear a dress and colour your hair purple

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 No.178661

File: a865ee0bc6d9d23⋯.png (38.65 KB,914x1091,914:1091,1403363288221.png)

>>178657

>tfw finally got out of the big boy section at target

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 No.178662

It seems a lot of neets follow a similar path of degeneracy with one major fork in the road.

Some neets go 0 to 100 on the drugs and booze, others fall into comfort eating. I wonder what decides which one?

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 No.178663

>>178662

some do both. NEETKing will do anything that gives him a dopamine rush.

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 No.178664

It was meant to get to 39 degrees today but it didn't even come close. The NEET gods gave me a reprieve.

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 No.178665

>>178660

he should wear a mumu

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 No.178666

just smoked my last dart

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 No.178667

>>178662

I never got into booze and drugs when I was younger because I had no friends

The chadneets (read: reeeeeee) are the druggos and alcos

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 No.178668

>>178666

Do you smoke while wanking?

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 No.178669

>>178667

This tbh, I've never been into drinking or drugs because of no friends

I'm the gymNEET that has an internet addiction and gambles, pretty sure I'll be able to kick both in the new year though.

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 No.178670

>>178669

>pretty sure I'll be able to kick both in the new year

Addicts always say stuff like this. I say it myself with all of my vices.

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 No.178671

>>178667

You don't have to be a chad to buy a goon sack and sit in your neet cave.

Admittedly I was only able to get drugs because I knew people

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 No.178672

>>178670

The internet addiction will probably persist until I get a job or a gf that forces me to spend less time online.

I'm 99% sure I'm done with the gambling now, I had them close down all my accounts and kicked my bed so hard two of my toes bled.

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 No.178673

>>178671

Yeah but autists can't drink until they are 18, which cuts off a huge alcoholic development phase

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 No.178674

>>178672

We'll see. Good luck mate.

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 No.178675

Got my onahole in the mail, going to blow a big load into it.

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 No.178676

>>178670

Humans always say stuff like that

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 No.178677

File: e6b070d2b57a4f8⋯.png (169.92 KB,503x367,503:367,1427453575499.png)

>>178676

Stay NEET long enough and you will no longer be human.

I don't know what I am any more.

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 No.178678

This one cup of goon is knockin me around a bit

Better take it slow tonight

I had like 9 or 10 cups last night (2.5L) and felt less hungover than 8 cups the night before.

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 No.178679

>>178678

Fascinating.

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 No.178680

>>178678

You are gaining levels. The grind will be worth it.

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 No.178682

>>178680

He will get upgraded to a new liver eventually.

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 No.178683

Afternoon nap went well, my bum seems to have fermented all my delicious food stuffs into an alarm clock though

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 No.178684

>>178683

You are disgusting.

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 No.178685

>>178677

No Longer Human id a good book

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 No.178686

>>178684

You will join us soon enough.

>>178685

I've read it cover to cover.

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 No.178688

chewy Vietnamese gonorrhea

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 No.178689

>>178678

Are you drinking because you're bored?

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 No.178690

>>178689

More or less, I'm being rather productive (by my standards) today and I won't be driving anywhere

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 No.178691

>>178678

Is that 10 standard drinks? I've just had 4.8 in little fat lambs, hoping to be sober later this evening

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 No.178692

>>178691

I dunno, its 250ml @ 11%

Does anyone know any good standard drinks calculators?

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 No.178693

File: 6d7aa3cd76050eb⋯.jpg (66.56 KB,680x418,340:209,1432448718444.jpg)

>>178692

>any good standard drinks calculators?

your feelometre

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 No.178694

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 No.178695

>>178694

This is the one I always use. It tends to overestimate a little too.

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 No.178696

File: 9eaf2b40fe39161⋯.jpg (3.33 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_174336.jpg)

This 5 dollar knife is fantastic

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 No.178697

>>178696

Make sure to post pics of the finished dish please.

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 No.178698

>>178697

that is the finished dish

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 No.178699

>>178696

That sugar packet open to the air triggers me.

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 No.178700

File: 3637191ea5c4e8c⋯.jpg (3.43 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_175744.jpg)

The ingredients are ready, time to cook

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 No.178701

>>178700

Looks great m8.

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 No.178703

File: 17c7966ff3cc7bb⋯.jpg (2.84 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_180432.jpg)

File: f1897b7166c223f⋯.jpg (3.44 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_180609.jpg)

File: 2faf968287397d9⋯.jpg (3.22 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_180944.jpg)

Cook meat, remove, cook vegies, add noodles to fry, add meat back to mix flavours and heat

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 No.178704

File: 5b6d770c7378674⋯.jpg (2.7 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_181141.jpg)

A tasty and easy neet meal, served best with room temperature goon

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 No.178705

>>178704

Looks fantastic. Could do without that nasty goon though.

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 No.178706

>>178705

I was thinking the same thing, he should exchange it for the butane canister and fly high.

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 No.178707

File: 09310369ba76f26⋯.png (1.68 MB,1103x631,1103:631,1.png)

The ingredients are ready, time to cook

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 No.178708

File: 3146cc153d5eda2⋯.png (816.39 KB,865x617,865:617,2.png)

File: cd2c716ba2f87c0⋯.png (754.13 KB,987x609,47:29,3.png)

File: f50ca09f91447f1⋯.png (721.12 KB,1023x593,1023:593,4.png)

Cook noodles, put sachet mix in pot and bowl. For a fancy added extra I cooked two eggs too.

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 No.178709

File: 49aef8d4b6284ee⋯.png (746.2 KB,903x609,43:29,5.png)

A somewhat edible constipation device, served best when poorfag.

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 No.178710

>>178709

I've seen worse meals.

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 No.178711

>>178707

Finally, the instant noodles meme makes its triumphant return. Will it be best meme of 2018?

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 No.178712

File: 469a26da799c013⋯.png (265.22 KB,571x766,571:766,poal.png)

Can nothing stop Dan and his iron bar?

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 No.178713

File: 33423459963afa9⋯.jpg (2.31 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_190620.jpg)

>>178709

Have a go at frying em, it's far better

I am at the temple

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 No.178714

>>178712

I dont get why monk didnt vote for poojeetas

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 No.178715

>>178713

Praise unto the NEETgod on high.

Also

>fry noodles

i dont get what that is or how you do that

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 No.178716

>>178713

where is this? very nice and green.

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 No.178717

File: ecb9f9fa55843c8⋯.jpg (3.63 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_191053.jpg)

A fantastic goon shrine

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 No.178718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>178713

Is this what you mean?

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 No.178719

>>178716

different anon but through back I've worked out it's the Boronia Dans

Which is in (((East Melbourne)))

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 No.178720

>>178717

Dan always lacks the inner shrine where you can walk into a cool room and get your goon chilled. That is true sanctity.

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 No.178721

>>178712

Nobody beats Dan "Iron bar" Murphy.

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 No.178722

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I think this is what you mean, looks nice

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 No.178723

>>178677

I believe one can only call himself a NEET once they have developed a thick, stuttering NEET accent like rapeNEET.

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 No.178724

>>178723

RapeNEET isn't even a NEET. Now he is just a rapist.

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 No.178725

>>178724

Perhaps this is the future that awaits all NEETs

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 No.178726

How many of us are actually NEETs? I feel nearly everyone here is a wage-goer role playing a NEET

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 No.178727

>>178726

I'm a DSPNEET

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 No.178728

File: faabfdbd8c7148f⋯.jpg (2.29 MB,4032x3024,4:3,IMG_20171227_192223.jpg)

>>178719

Spot on champ

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 No.178730

>>178727

Same here.

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 No.178731

>>178727

>>178730

I'm a YDS-NEET

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 No.178732

>>178728

Warehouse you say you're trying to hide more so you don't get doxed and then you post a pic that someone who's never been to Melbourne could easily find where you are

:^)

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 No.178733

>>178726

I'm a wagie between jobs, dunno if I count as a NEET or not

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 No.178734

>>178733

You're too versatile to be a NEET

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 No.178735

>>178728

what'd ya buy

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 No.178736

>>178724

He wouldn't rape me, I think my eagerness deterred him from attempting.

I got myself stuck head first in the dumpster behind Dans in Joondalup and waited there all day. Ended up with blisters and sun burn like whitewaterraftingNEET in my ass crack. I heard him sniffing around the dumpster for half empty goonbags and making clicking noises with his tongue but I stayed head down bum up pretending to look for cans and dinner in the bin.

I just wanted something to be remembered by.

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 No.178737

>>178734

I basically got incredibly lucky, really in all honesty I should of been 2 years unemployed by now but got lucky last year

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 No.178738

>>178726

I'm dsp but i work on weekends. I dont know what that makes me.

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 No.178739

>>178736

of course, it's not rape if you want it

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 No.178740

>>178738

a wagie on dsp

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 No.178741

>>178739

I learnt that the hard way. Now I pretend to act like I'm not paying attention in hope he picks me as a victim. Occasionally I hear him scuttle across my roof beams or get caught in a sixpack plastic connector thing but he must be able to sense my wanting.

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 No.178742

>>178732

My address is already known

>>178735

5L of coolabah soft fruity white, and a 6pack of Pabst blue ribbon beers.

Used the money nanabot gave me for chrissy so as long as it doesnt appear in my bank account, it didnt really happy

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 No.178743

>>178525

I'm so fucking jealous. Where'd you get a deep fryer?

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 No.178744

>>178741

he can tell by your scent, he only rapes those with fear in their hearts

>>178742

>Pabst blue ribbon

Why did you buy a meme drink

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 No.178745

>>178743

different anon but you can get them at Harvey Norman, Kmart and all them for about $50 IIRC

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 No.178746

>>178744

>Why did you buy a meme drink

I like it

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 No.178747

>>178745

Thanks so much, you're a life saver.

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 No.178748

>>178746

So what are they like and do they make you assault whamen

>>178747

that's all right, now if you need any help in terms of frying, please let me know

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 No.178749

>>178744

Do you have darts?

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 No.178750

>>178748

Well this first one is too warm to taste good, fucking Dan needs to turn his fridge temps down

They make me feel nostalgic from when I was in NY

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 No.178751

>>178749

Nah, I don't smoke and won't smoke because ciggies are $40 a packet

>>178750

Why did you go to Jew York city

Is this where your Poojeeta gf was from

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 No.178752

>>178751

I meant to ask Warehouse about the darts.

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 No.178753

>>178752

No, dart free tonight, and hopefully a lot longer. It will be my new years resolution but I probably won't even buy some before then

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 No.178754

>>178753

Do you even enjoy the darts? Why do you keep smoking them?

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 No.178755

>>178754

Because that's what you do - say you don't but you do. It's the way it's always been.

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 No.178756

>>178754

I enjoy the first one, then regret buying the whole pack. But I've gotten better at realising that lately, I've only faltered when extra depressed.

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 No.178757

>>178756

Well stay strong m8. Give up all those nasty vices and become the person you want to be.

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 No.178758

File: a8c67c6e7a4805f⋯.png (18.41 KB,308x385,4:5,561896_0_9999_med_v1_m5657….png)

Just when I thought I'd finished them all, a final challenger has appeared in my fridge…this will make it 10 standard drinks for this afternoon…should i do it lads?

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 No.178759

>>178758

Better finish them off m8.

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 No.178760

>>178758

You will have to sober up before sleeping, something that would drive me to murder

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 No.178761

>>178758

Better finish me off m8

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 No.178762

>>178758

smoke it

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 No.178763

File: c8f5efecc6885f1⋯.png (49.39 KB,750x450,5:3,c8f5efecc6885f10d4435c509b….png)

>>178759

>>178760

>>178761

neet advice is the best advice

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 No.178764

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 No.178765

>>178712

>memes that are less than 2 weeks old

>little fat lamb is mistyped

Shit poll

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 No.178766

>>178675

I'm still waiting for my onahole to arrive in the mail

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 No.178767

>>178766

Pajeet at the post office probably took it home to break it in for you.

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 No.178768

>>178766

What type of onahole? Virgin?

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 No.178769

>>178724

I've done wfd I have a right to be here

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 No.178770

>>178768

That bride virgin one, Anime looks all the same to me and the first thing I do will be to throw out the box.

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 No.178771

Any NEETs got a self-improvement book for 2018? What one?

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 No.178772

>>178736

I dont rape fellow dumpster divers

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 No.178773

>>178771

"Revolt Against The Modern World" by Evola

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 No.178774

>>178675

Are Onaholes actually good or are they a meme

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 No.178775

>>178758

go ahead

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 No.178776

>>178774

It's nice. Didn't bother using a condom for it, lubed it and used it. Cost me $12 and it has a "meat wave" pattern inside.

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 No.178777

>>178776

How often do you use it?

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 No.178778

>>178776

how is it compared to a hand, don't bother trying to compare it to the real thing as we're both virgins

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 No.178779

>>178777

how often do you get Trips

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 No.178780

>>178779

A couple times a day.

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 No.178781

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 No.178782

File: 8f278717074b2a3⋯.png (159.32 KB,1366x768,683:384,2017-12-27-054936_1366x768….png)

My laptop is so much quicker with Debian on it holy shit. Won't need a new one for Indonesia after all

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 No.178783

>>178773

I'll give it a go although I'm skeptical partially because it's such a meme.

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 No.178784

>>178782

Make sure not to have anything illegal on it when you take it through customs. Will be best to get rid of all the porn too.

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 No.178785

Been playing Tales of Berseria all day think it might be time to go and say hi to Dan

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 No.178786

File: 8473f885993f216⋯.jpg (50.99 KB,754x959,754:959,4.jpg)

>>178782

I'll suck ya dick fo a dolla cuz

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 No.178787

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 No.178788

Has the Dan meme legit made people here drink more? It seems that way.

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 No.178789

>>178788

It's made me post about drinking more. I do tend to drink more in summer though

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 No.178790

>>178788

Of courshe

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 No.178791

>>178777

I got it today and just used it.

>>178778

It's worth it.

>>178782

Any reason why you're using Debian? It's quite outdated in terms of packages if I remember.

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 No.178792

>>178791

It's worth it doesn't indicate much

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 No.178793

>>178791

Stability. I don't wanna update arch or something and be sitting in some gook slum house trying to fix my broken os. If I want a specific package I can always get it, too. I'll be keeping this machine as minimal as possible however.

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 No.178794

have any other of you cunts tried that $10 popcorn chicken

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 No.178795

>>178792

It's better than your hand and you get this really satisfying feeling when you cum inside it. I get a stronger headrush when I came in my onahole compared to my handd. Little bit of suction adds that nice feeling when you thrust or stroke.

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 No.178796

>>178794

I fucked a chicken for $10

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 No.178797

>>178794

I don't like popcorn or chicken so I don't think I would enjoy it

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 No.178798

>>178796

Wasn't there a NEET who used a cooked chicken as an onahole? Or am I thinking elsewhere?

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 No.178799

>>178795

I might get one after I get over a fear that someone might check my mail

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 No.178800

>>178798

I've heard of it, dunno if it was here but wouldn't be suprised

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 No.178801

File: 60277095e547d39⋯.jpg (215.99 KB,660x720,11:12,1450156626410.jpg)

Sexed both of my onaholes too hard and busted my dick through the back. Tried to do surgery on one and melt it shut with a soldering iron but all it did was make a bunch of gross oily smoke

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 No.178802

>>178801

You what

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 No.178803

>>178801

you're a beast

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 No.178804

>>178801

post a pic

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 No.178805

we seem to be doing about 500 posts a day, meaning we'll be on 200,000 by 8th of feb

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 No.178806

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 No.178807

>>178799

Just order it to the post office or a PO Box.

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 No.178808

>>178805

That's if none of us off ourselves for new years

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 No.178809

>>178807

then I have to pay for that shit

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 No.178810

>>178808

That's offset by the people who quit their jobs in a drunken stupor

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 No.178811

>>178809

Maybe you could get animeNEET's broken one off of him if he's feeling generous

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 No.178812

>>178811

Sure

AnimeNEET where do ya live

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 No.178813

>>178809

I'm sure the post office has a free service where they hold your packages.

I didn't care and just got it mailed to my house, knew Mummybot would be at work by the time it came.

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 No.178814

>>178813

Well I'll still wait until i've moved

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 No.178815

File: 17fd7522bcb4058⋯.jpg (915 KB,2246x4096,1123:2048,50132_PlasticWeld_Syringe_….jpg)

>>178801

>Tried to do surgery on one and melt it shut with a soldering iron

m8…

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 No.178816

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB,150x150,1:1,cut_rate_dan.jpeg)

>>178788

Dan has helped me with self acceptance as an alcoholic. He just lets me be me.

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 No.178817

File: 656fd2c01fa354d⋯.jpg (736.09 KB,1000x1778,500:889,RIP lolihole.jpg)

>>178804

You can see part of where it melted just left of the pen. Remember to love your onas gently.

>>178812

Perth, I can ask them to hold it at Dan's if you want

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 No.178818

>>178810

I wouldn'tind doing that tbh

Time off has so far been spent in neet bliss

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 No.178819

>>178801

>that poor little anime girl is wincing with empathy for your onahole

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 No.178820

>>178817

Looks like a pussy vape

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 No.178821

>>178819

That poor little anime girl is a raging homosexual

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 No.178822

>>178817

Yeah give it to the Joondalup Dans and tell them everytime a redhead young male walks through tell him the onahole is for him

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 No.178823

>>178822

Just give them a picture of rapeneet and get him to deliver all our fucktoys

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 No.178824

>>178818

My Time off has been ok but could be better

Not drinking hurts

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 No.178825

File: 53543d1c74ca1d0⋯.jpg (935.84 KB,1000x1778,500:889,loli pee flavoured.jpg)

>>178820

Nah that'd be more like this

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 No.178826

File: ab5d7bccbfe963e⋯.png (29.05 KB,970x620,97:62,pepe.png)

i want to go for a nice evening walk, but i'm too drunk to safely walk down the stairs. what do?

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 No.178827

>>178824

I haven't been doing much not drinking. Gotta take the trip to dans to get a bottle of something tomorrow

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 No.178828

>>178826

Jump down

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 No.178829

>>178826

have your walk, also don't live where there are stairs

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 No.178830

>>178826

Have a wank

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 No.178831

>>178825

that just looks like a big ol jew nose

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 No.178832

>>178827

I'm going to dans, going to buy a nice bit of lambs and will drink them all in a night

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 No.178833

>>178832

I might give em a go actually. Trying autistic meme products is a passion of mine

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 No.178834

File: 82da45874d3bb11⋯.png (1.33 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Screenshot_2017-12-05-15-2….png)

>>178832

NOT SO FAST NEET

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 No.178835

>>178825

How does it feel? Never seriously considered it but now I might

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 No.178836

Do you think a goldfish would look good next to my flowers?

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 No.178837

>>178825

>pubes covered

Spoiler that shit please.

>>178832

Is their an Aldi equivalent meme alcohol? Other than Storm beers? Whisky? Goon? Bourbon and Cola? Cider?

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 No.178838

>>178833

I've only had the strawberry and lime and it was fucking great

>>178834

hol up

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 No.178839

>>178837

Aldi just isn't as memey

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 No.178840

>>178836

You are too irresponsible to look after it.

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 No.178841

I'm going to clean my room. I feel more relaxed when my NEETdwelling is clean and orderly.

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 No.178842

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>178834

Settle down there cuz, anymore unruly behaviour and I'll have to give you the iron bar.

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 No.178843

>>178841

I feel the same way.

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 No.178844

>>178841

how do people keep their rooms clean

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 No.178845

>>178840

Maybe it will make me responsible

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 No.178846

>>178841

I did that before Christmas but now it smells like cumsock again

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 No.178847

>>178845

Change must come from within.

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 No.178848

>>178841

my rooms usually clean

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 No.178849

>>178846

put some desiccants in the cumsock to keep it dry; you can't smell cum when it's dry.

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 No.178850

>>178849

I just put more cum in it to drown out the old cum scent

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 No.178851

>>178838

I've had some too. The berry and ginger I go for. VaporNEET may be gone but his Little Fat Lamb shilling shall continue. CheesecakeNEET do you have contact with any PerthNEETs?

>>178841

Leave it to New Year's.

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 No.178852

File: 9615ba97ab5406e⋯.png (1.46 MB,1411x1801,1411:1801,oynaholyle.png)

>>178825

>>178831

First thing i thought too

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 No.178853

Whos man enough to post a pic of their room

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 No.178854

>>178835

A lot better than regular fapping, but the experience can differ a lot depending on the hole and lube you use. Like the cunt earlier said it feels great to cum inside something, orgasms are stronger and longer and I usually feel lightheaded. You do need to clean them out afterwards though which isn't a big deal especially if you get one that can be turned inside out. Getting it to a sink is something that'll depend on your own circumstances.

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 No.178855

File: b74caf0f8e61cf0⋯.jpg (190.65 KB,1920x1080,16:9,NurgleXmas-Wallpapers2ws.jpg)

>>178847

hey tzeentch can you bugger off about your nonsense about change, this is a nurgle board

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 No.178856

File: 1e69110e89c4ad7⋯.jpg (4.97 MB,5312x2988,16:9,1e69110e89c4ad72db080bc212….jpg)

>>178850

Or you could just get yourself a pair of cumdies

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 No.178857

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 No.178858

>>178851

Lambs get shilled because they're pretty good

I'll be risky and buy 10s of both Berry and Ginger

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 No.178859

How much is a 10 pack of lambies?

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