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 No.178953 [Last50 Posts]

What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?

Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?

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 No.178958

Gippsland

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 No.178960

>>178953

I'm gunna buy a box tommorow

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 No.178961

Boronia

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 No.178962

File: 54ae674da90b1ba⋯.gif (188.2 KB,559x373,559:373,1446963337408.gif)

>>178953

That's not a Peep image.

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 No.178963

File: 519351686587b64⋯.jpg (1.7 MB,3456x4608,3:4,IMG_20170911_215349.jpg)

Poos

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 No.178964

terrible format

terrible linking

terrible thread

no pepe pic

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 No.178965

>>178958

it really is a beautiful part of the country, aint it

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 No.178968

>>178938

I thought hardcovers were better.

>>178937

It's good for when you can't get a decent epub for an e-reader or you don't want to stare at a tablet or computer pdf.

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 No.178969

mandurah

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 No.178970

>>178964

The age of pepe pics is over

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 No.178971

innaloo

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 No.178973

>>178970

The age of you being here is over.

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 No.178975

File: 56229e81d4c3297⋯.jpg (53.52 KB,306x226,153:113,49587913.jpg)

>>178953

>No frog

>no link to the previous thread

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 No.178976

>>>178974

I'll let you know when a couple of them have cooled down in the freezer. Hopefully not as sweet as the berry otherwise I don't think I'll be able to drink them.

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 No.178977

>>178975

To be completely honest I don't even know how to link other threads.

This is my first time making the NEET general, be gentle

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 No.178978

File: 0052e4091cebe53⋯.png (149.65 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-12-27-19-5….png)

Who's Evan?

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 No.178979

Fuck now I'm retarded

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 No.178980

to the guy that wanted warhammer music

https://metalinvader.net/warhammer-40k-metal/

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 No.178981

File: 4063b9482a83a17⋯.jpg (737.16 KB,1920x1080,16:9,A33.jpg)

File: 8e05c05ffda5932⋯.jpg (522.3 KB,1920x1080,16:9,A32.jpg)

File: 90c7864f4f150b9⋯.jpg (365.05 KB,1920x1080,16:9,A31.jpg)

What are we playing, watching and drinking?

For me, it's Arma and Russian Standard til dawn.

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 No.178982

File: eec1dcc4dd744f8⋯.png (95.17 KB,300x300,1:1,adansmas.png)

>>178975

shh no more frog

only dans now

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 No.178983

>>178981

getting some jimmy boags in me and watching anime

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 No.178984

>>178980

I'm listening but honestly I want something a bit more industrial.

Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

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 No.178985

>>178977

Why did you do it? why did you step forward tonight, so ill prepared for the responsibility?

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 No.178986

>>178981

Might watch a movie later, Blackhat was nice last night, I had forgotten most of it since last watch so that was good. Maybe Kingdom of Heaven tonight, who knows. Gotta start torrenting again

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 No.178987

>>178980

The idea of 40k and the idea of british heavy metal go together.

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 No.178988

>>178981

I assume that first shot is the Apex DLC? What's it like? Used to play a fair bit but moved onto Rising Storm 2 and Squad more recently.

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 No.178989

>>178985

I wanted to chisel my name in history

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 No.178990

>>178983

what anime

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 No.178991

>>178989

then simply school shoot

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 No.178992

>>178990

Just finishing off some seasonal shit at the moment, so just watched an episode of Mahoutsukai no Yome and will now watch an episode of Osomatsu-san

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 No.178993

File: 6f6bbafec32493a⋯.jpg (84.36 KB,800x501,800:501,winona.jpg)

>>178981

Just started watching season 2 of stranger things. Be honest here guys, would anyone do Winona Ryder? I'm having problems deciding, usually it's a straight yes or no, especially when it comes to milfs.

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 No.178994

>>178991

Or kill Richard Spencer

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 No.178995

>>178993

isn't that the kid from the walking dead though

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 No.178996

File: 2d9212caeeebb74⋯.jpeg (11.06 KB,356x205,356:205,images (32).jpeg)

>>178992

You need to get out of your room and live your life son

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 No.178997

>>178996

I might watch some anime in the dining room now, thanks mate

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 No.178998

>>178996

Why is Ron Paul stealing my Goon

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 No.178999

Why are people offended by this thread not having a pepe while my last one which had a dan and only a dan went unnoticed

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 No.179000

File: 1ea2654bf0b3bd2⋯.jpg (534.63 KB,1271x1500,1271:1500,__ellias_ainsworth_and_hat….jpg)

>>178992

Picked up Mahoutsukai no Yome earlier this week, pretty fantastic so far. Is it true that it's two cour?

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 No.179001

>>178996

His taxes paid for it - he's just taking back his rightful property from the government.

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 No.179002

>>178999

I was also offended by that one but I was jerking off when it started and didn't want to complain halfway through

Just use a pepe you fucking newfriends

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 No.179003

>>178988

Correct.

I haven't bothered with the campaign, but the island itself is top-notch and doesn't run badly considering the object density.

The content isn't bad either, but nothing special.

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 No.179004

>>179000

Yeah it was announced as two cour before it aired. Did you watch the three ova episodes?

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 No.179005

>>178999

This is your first thread. You're not in a position to ask questions yet.

I was in at least ten consecutive threads before i posted at all.

Dont make me sperg out

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 No.179006

>>179004

Can't say I did, it flew under my radar even as it was airing.

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 No.179007

>>179006

They are pretty neat, gives a little bit of backstory to Chise which I don't think has been fully fleshed out in the anime yet

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 No.179008

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 No.179009

>>179005

I had to suck aussie neet off five times before I was allowed to even read the general

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 No.179010

>>179008

spoileredsmileyNEET.. you're not the troll are you?

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 No.179011

File: 7c58877d60926d7⋯.jpg (67.11 KB,714x474,119:79,batman-begins-7.jpg)

>>178977

>Trying to make a new thread on 8chan without 20 years of intensive ninjutsu training in a himalayan monastery

What the hell were you thinking?

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 No.179012

>>179010

I'm legit highly Autistic in a weird way that you can't tell until you can tell, then you really can tell

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 No.179013

>>179012

we can tell

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 No.179014

>>179012

I used to think if I wore loose clothes people wouldn't be able to tell I was fat. I believed this for a long time.

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 No.179015

pepe is legitimately a facebook tier meme

i hope you cunts are being ironic with it

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 No.179016

>>179015

Stop trying to kill tradition

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 No.179017

>>179007

Cool, might check them out after I'm finished with episode six.

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 No.179018

>>179015

Thanks for wising us up to the going ons of facebook, we'll stop using it now.

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 No.179019

>>179018

facebook is great for jerking off for girls that called you a creep in 2008

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 No.179020

Pepe today is the antithesis of everything he once stood for. Thanks 4/pol/.

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 No.179021

File: af4934560f67b5a⋯.png (186.09 KB,936x590,468:295,poorlycroppedfrog.png)

>>179020

feels bad man

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 No.179022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>178984

>industrial

try some ayreon instead

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 No.179023

File: 8142987a2be7c00⋯.jpg (56.16 KB,500x500,1:1,winona-ryder.jpg)

>>178993

I'd do teenage (((Winona Ryder))). Not sure about milf-age.

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 No.179024

>>179020

He stands for liberty to just be yourself in the face of social pressures. He's always stood for that.

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 No.179025

>>179013

fuck

>>179014

It's fucking hard sometimes, you get the weirdest fucking reactions to the shit you do, most people aren't honest when that's all I really want from people in regards to myself even if I don't outwardly show it

I'm treated like a full retard eggshell by lefties and it drives me mad

>>179015

>>>/tbh/

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 No.179026

File: fe7f19ebdfce31a⋯.jpg (306.02 KB,3120x4160,3:4,f5gWMVA.jpg)

Neet dealer came through with a stick

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 No.179027

>>179026

That doesn't look like a stick

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 No.179028

>>179026

thats it? how much does that even cost?

I haven't bought less than a quarter since high school. did he deliver?

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 No.179029

>>179023

Would genocide all whites for a night with young Winona

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 No.179030

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 No.179031

>>178953

I'm almost through me first cup. I'm pissed off that a forecast storm didn't eventuate. Might have an angry wank later

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 No.179032

anyone know how much the lambies are at thirsty camel?

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 No.179033

>>179027

Its fuck all. Such is life with zero connections but one guy.

>>179028

25. Nah he has no licence. See him at max sometimes.

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 No.179034

>>179031

have a wank

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 No.179035

good night friends

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 No.179036

>>179035

Good night buddy

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 No.179037

Fuuuuck its half past 11 im not nearly drunk enough or having enough fun yet

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 No.179038

>>179019

And researching your next rape victim

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 No.179039

>>179038

I don't want to do that because I'd be stealing a neets identity from him

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 No.179040

File: e6c2ee5e750885a⋯.jpg (86.28 KB,900x598,450:299,stick.jpg)

>>179026

M8 this is a stick

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 No.179041

>>178981

Vivaldi, this thread and a Stanley merlot

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 No.179042

Can't wait till New Year's to drink. The post Yuletide depression is coming on.

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 No.179043

47 tabs open. what about youse

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 No.179044

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 No.179045

>>179043

neet gen, ozbargain, dans

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 No.179046

>>179030

sounds like dark memewave

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 No.179047

>>178978

those websites normally are just copy of 4ch/8ch posts made by bots with random names

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 No.179048

Lemon lambs are pretty good. Nowhere near as sweet as the berry and with a good amount of sour citric flavour. I had expected them to taste something like Solo but they're definitely closer to an actual lemon drink. Even straight after drinking a bitter IPA they're overly sweet. Not getting any pockets of alcohol near the bottom either. Would recommend.

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 No.179049

>>179048

*they're not overly sweet

Slammed that can in about five minutes on an empty stomach and feeling it already.

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 No.179050

>>179048

lemon drink as in lemonade or what?

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 No.179051

>>179048

Thanks mate, I might give them a go instead of the gingers

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 No.179052

>>179023

I'd do teenage any girl

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 No.179053

>>179049

Good stuff lad, but yeah I'm gonna need some definitive info on what "lemon drink" is

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 No.179054

>>178953

Going to get on the goon after this jim beam and coke is done, Came back to mummybots house which is now empty after she went down to someplace in Western VIC, I went down there myself to for Christmas, got a 1st choice voucher instead of Dan's but otherwise it was an okay Christmas

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 No.179055

>>179052

what about teenage Catelyn Jenner

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 No.179057

>>179052

teenage girls include teenage girls (male) these days

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 No.179058

Should I watch The Martian or Total Recall

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 No.179059

>>179054

>1st choice

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So is it a 1st choice or a coles one, if it's coles use it on petrol

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 No.179060

>>179058

martian was all right

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 No.179061

>>179050

>>179053

Actual lemon juice and not lemon flavouring. Ever sucked on a slice of lemon or drank the juice out of the fruit? it's closer to that.

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 No.179062

I just did a poo

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 No.179063

>>179058

The Martian is too reddity, Total Recall is pretty nice (haven't seen the remake though if that's what you're asking about)

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 No.179064

>>179058

Depends which version of the latter, if it's the Colin Farrel one then watch The Martian

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 No.179065

>>179059

It's Coles, I got it from an aunt, Just filled up a tank and I don't drive much so will probably spend it on booze, might as well check out what liquorland have on special

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 No.179066

>>179061

shit sounds too tart then if it's straight lemon juice

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 No.179067

>>179061

Thats unbearable. In my early days of getting high with my only highschool mate we tried eating a lemon and it was utterly painful

>>179063

>>179064

The new one

Looking for a sci-fi cyberpunky movie

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 No.179068

>>179065

I got the same voucher, either gonna spend it on booze or cumdies from target

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 No.179069

>>179067

I used to eat lemons reasonably often, if you get one that's not overpoweringly sour it's actually pretty nice

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 No.179070

>>179066

>>179067

Sorry, what I meant is that the flavour has that real sense of lemon, not that it's actually that intense. Think they did a pretty good job balancing the flavour actually. If it was just like straight juice there's no way I could drink it.

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 No.179071

I'm my 4th cup of goon after 3 pints of beer

Starting to feel it

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 No.179072

File: f0856e93fbc88e3⋯.jpg (1.67 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15143790900191129897069.jpg)

Got some clonazepam

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 No.179073

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,unnamed.png)

>>179071

Yes….

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 No.179074

>>179072

cool shades mate, they've got a nice Elliot feel to them

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 No.179075

>>179072

Where from? I'd kill 10 abos for some benzos

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 No.179076

>>179072

Time to black out?

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 No.179077

File: cbeb30680e002e6⋯.jpg (2.48 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171227_235328.jpg)

Eat shit cunt

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 No.179078

>>179077

that fly was a better neet than you'll ever be

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 No.179079

>>179072

My doctor used to give me scripts for clonazepam by the 100. What a feeling it was to get home and open the bottle.

And what it terrible feeling it was to get physically dependant and then withdraw, but you've only got three, so have fun.

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 No.179080

File: 3a0995d0ccf1ef6⋯.png (132.34 KB,1124x455,1124:455,beer.PNG)

Any NEET's tried pic related? Only 30 bucks for 30 cans from Liquorland but it's only 4% abv tho

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 No.179081

>>179077

YOU MURDEREr!

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 No.179082

>>179080

It's not that bad unless you're a beer snob. Very drinkable.

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 No.179083

>>179080

Probably better off brewing your own beer if you have the patience

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 No.179084

Stop posting alcohol NEETs I'm trying to hold out until New Year's.

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 No.179085

>>179080

I sometimes drink the bitter ones, extra six bux but they're as good as VB

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 No.179086

>>179080

Its a shit beer but no worse than VB or Carlton

I got one once and sank it in 2 days

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 No.179087

>>179076

Yeh, I'll probably wake up in a pool of rape tomorrow

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 No.179088

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 No.179089

better lock all my windows

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 No.179090

>>179087

Why are you on the Downers?

Depression flair up?

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 No.179091

>>179087

Drugs and alcohol are raping your future

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 No.179092

better open all my windows

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 No.179093

>>179071

Am due for my 2nd. Starting to feel a little less depressed

>>179072

Some of you cunts have very generous GPs

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 No.179094

File: f0eeef32ea83397⋯.jpeg (20.54 KB,273x538,273:538,images (40).jpeg)

File: 58a281158309813⋯.jpeg (20.33 KB,316x466,158:233,images (38).jpeg)

>tfw no gf

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 No.179095

>>179082

I'm no beer snob, but 4% seems on the weak side

>>179083

>patience

Mate I want a slab of ""something"" for New Year's

>>179084

Just drink you wanker

>>179085

Fuck might try that one then

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 No.179096

File: 56eeb1fb1f997cd⋯.png (133.35 KB,1181x666,1181:666,wine.png)

Give this a shot neets if you wanna splash out. I'd get 2 of em on occasion, they literally go down like a better tasting soft drink. Doesn't taste like wine at all

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 No.179097

>>179096

I'm not buying some poofy bottlewine

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 No.179098

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 No.179099

Dubs and I get a gf

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 No.179100

>>179091

>>179090

Not like I got anything better to do

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 No.179101

dubs and you dont

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 No.179102

File: 45b7652140cf6a5⋯.jpg (86.18 KB,388x314,194:157,cowboy.jpg)

$19 from aldi and it's 18% 2L.

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 No.179103

>>179100

thanks for ruining my post you alcoholic meme

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 No.179104

>>179102

where is the cock sucking?

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 No.179105

File: ed52d7497c75597⋯.jpg (122.01 KB,736x1095,736:1095,0c2c7ffd0a19bfd070379bc6bd….jpg)

>>179099

Here's your gf

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 No.179106

>>179096

Mate I'm not drinking something that my aunt would drink, I'll stick to my Golden Oak thanks

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 No.179107

>>179102

jesus wtf

what is it

>>179097

>>179098

Don't pretend you dont just wanna get munted

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 No.179108

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB,150x150,1:1,danny.jpeg)

>>179103

You mad?

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 No.179109

>>179094

Teenage Natalie Portman > teenage Winona

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 No.179110

File: fff0140a13f48a2⋯.png (92.63 KB,700x454,350:227,1b3195ca449b6a86ef02b3e893….png)

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 No.179111

>>179107

A butterscotch cream liqueur.

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 No.179112

>>179111

Fuck that sounds absolutely semen slurping tier

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 No.179113

File: c59bae503449db3⋯.png (11.93 KB,921x156,307:52,Cenno Gift.png)

Got a belated Christmas present from Cenno today. I now have $8 in the bank. Happy Holidays…

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 No.179114

>>179111

Yeah sounds pretty fuckin gross

When I was living at mums and I drank her whole liquor cabinet she had this disgusting liqueur that I had to mix with heaps of water and coke

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 No.179115

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a409b888a97b

does anyone else remember this chick? literally just posts clickbait and is a thot to get a shit ton of $$ and now went from a few thousand subscribers after breaking up with a guy to shooting porn with half a million Twitter followers in under 2 years

The internet is just crazy with women, there's no way a guy could get that degree of popularity explosion. It is mainly betas and thirsty guys but where do all these guys come from? How can this male/female imbalance exist to allow this to happen to begin with?

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 No.179116

>>179104

That comes after the bag is empty

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 No.179117

>>179077

I hope you've removed all exif data from that image, or else peta's going to try and get you jailed.

>>179109

Neither>either of them.

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 No.179118

>>179102

28 standard drinks in 2L.

If you drink 250ml that's 3.5 units.

375ml will get you nearly 5 units.

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 No.179119

>>179118

how many sips to get fucked

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 No.179120

Reckon I might write a website that calculates standard drinks properly

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 No.179121

>>179120

Don't need to know what a standard drink is when you never drive anywhere

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 No.179122

>>179119

Just scull a glass cuck

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 No.179123

>>179119

500ml would get you 7 units

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 No.179124

>>179119

>how many sips to get fucked

Imperial sips, or metric sips?

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 No.179125

>>179124

big boy sips

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 No.179126

>>179113

Can you even buy goon with $8?

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 No.179127

>>179114

Who here doesn't raid mummy's liquor cabinet?

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 No.179128

>>179121

More about knowing what effects you're getting.

0.02-0.03 BAC: No loss of coordination, slight euphoria and loss of shyness. Depressant effects are not apparent. Mildly relaxed and maybe a little lightheaded.

0.04-0.06 BAC: Feeling of well-being, relaxation, lower inhibitions, sensation of warmth. Euphoria. Some minor impairment of reasoning and memory, lowering of caution. Your behavior may become exaggerated and emotions intensified (Good emotions are better, bad emotions are worse)

0.07-0.09 BAC: Slight impairment of balance, speech, vision, reaction time, and hearing. Euphoria. Judgment and self-control are reduced, and caution, reason and memory are impaired, .08 is legally impaired and it is illegal to drive at this level. You will probably believe that you are functioning better than you really are.

0.10-0.125 BAC: Significant impairment of motor coordination and loss of good judgment. Speech may be slurred; balance, vision, reaction time and hearing will be impaired. Euphoria.

0.13-0.15 BAC: Gross motor impairment and lack of physical control. Blurred vision and major loss of balance. Euphoria is reduced and dysphoria (anxiety, restlessness) is beginning to appear. Judgment and perception are severely impaired.

0.16-0.19 BAC: Dysphoria predominates, nausea may appear. The drinker has the appearance of a "sloppy drunk."

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 No.179129

>>179126

a dollar more and you can get 4L from Dan's

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 No.179130

>>179126

you can if you discreetly drop the box and tell them it was damaged so they reduce the price

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 No.179131

>>179126

He can a bottle of wine from Aldi.

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 No.179132

>>179127

Do it every night, she has so much she doesn't notice, half the time I don't even need to go for my own goon or beer I have stashed away

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 No.179133

>>179128

you forgot the best ones

0.20 BAC: Felling dazed, confused or otherwise disoriented. May need help to stand or walk. If you injure yourself you may not feel the pain. Some people experience nausea and vomiting at this level. The gag reflex is impaired and you can choke if you do vomit. Blackouts are likely at this level so you may not remember what has happened.

0.25 BAC: All mental, physical and sensory functions are severely impaired. Increased risk of asphyxiation from choking on vomit and of seriously injuring yourself by falls or other accidents.

0.30 BAC: STUPOR. You have little comprehension of where you are. You may pass out suddenly and be difficult to awaken.

0.35 BAC: Coma is possible. This is the level of surgical anesthesia.

0.40 BAC and up: Onset of coma, and possible death due to

respiratory arrest.

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 No.179134

>>179127

Mumbot had a decent stock, didnt even drink much either. Had a bunch of good old wines dating 12 years and stuff, I drank em all.

She had bottles of bacardi, baileys, gin, you name it.

The worse part, she had a bottle of wine from when her and Dad got married, 30 years aged. I mixed it with water and had a good night infront of the monitor shitposting and jerking off. I'll never forgive myself for that. I deserved to get kicked out

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 No.179135

>>179126

Maybe Dan has slightly-damaged casks on the cheap

>>179127

Thankfully mine doesn't drink

>>179128

Where'd you copy that from?

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 No.179136

>>179133

How do I get to .4

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 No.179137

>>179126

You can buy a bottle of wine for 3 or 4 bucks at liquorland

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 No.179138

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 No.179139

>>179127

I haven't done that since I was 14

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 No.179140

>>179136

I remember in high school they said 20 standard drinks was likely fatal but it'd vary by the individual and depend on how long you took to down the stuff and if you could keep it down

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 No.179141

>>179136

lubricant and a length of silicone tube

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 No.179142

was the gen always this alco or did warehouse really rub off on us

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 No.179143

>>179141

yeah this actually, people have died from sherry enemas and the like

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 No.179144

>>179135

just copy a few lines into google and you'll get the sauce

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 No.179145

>>179140

I've heard 20 standards In an hour will kill the average man

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 No.179146

>>179136

How do I get a gf?

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 No.179147

>>179142

The goon cave videos are over a year old now

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 No.179148

>>179146

lubricant and a length of silicone tube

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 No.179149

>>179147

Neetking was replaced by an ASIO plant.

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 No.179150

File: 07c70941dd09b47⋯.jpeg (8.67 KB,262x193,262:193,taytay.jpeg)

>>179109

The jewess posting is getting nearly as bad as the pojeeta posting.

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 No.179151

>>179132

But when you hear her go through the cabinet you get nervous

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 No.179152

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I expect you NEETs to resort to cost cutting in 2018. Saving your money in the bank, throw a few in crypto and being a master ebay/gumtree merchant.

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 No.179153

The highest I've been - that I know of thanks to buying a breathalyser couple months ago - is 0.225. This was after work and I drove home with no impaired motor-function. Would've made front-page news had I been caught

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 No.179154

>>179152

I was thinking of buying a brewing kit at dans for $200

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 No.179155

>>179152

how does he avoid accidentally making methanol and going blind?

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 No.179156

>>179149

I bet he's a weed plant

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 No.179157

>>179150

Not nearly as bad as posting thumbnails though. KYS micro-Tay-Tay lover

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 No.179158

>>179151

Obviously

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 No.179159

>>179157

he wanted the picture to be as small as taylor swifts tits

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 No.179160

>>179155

>menthol->blindness->DSP

you don't, that's the point

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 No.179161

I'm tempted to buy those coopers brewing kits at dans

wonder how much you save in the long run

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 No.179162

>>179161

nothing because you'd give up after a few weeks and just buy some goon

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 No.179163

>>179161

nothing if you fuck it up like i did

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 No.179164

>>179159

more like his cock

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 No.179165

>>179164

I haven't seen his cock so i can't comment

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 No.179166

>>179162

Mate I could start a fuckin brewery in the warehouse

I've thought about buying a still and making my own moonshine

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 No.179167

>>179161

A mate does it. 17 dollars for 23 litres. You do the math.

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 No.179168

>>179166

You could put (((dans))) out of business mate

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 No.179169

>>179166

I'm the quickest gun in the NEEtgen, for a cut I'll keep the still safe

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 No.179170

>>179165

touche, me either

>>179167

Can't. Didn't leave me solar calculator out in the sun today

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 No.179171

Have you started to put things in motion for gf2018?

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 No.179172

>>179169

I'm the quickest cum in the NEETgen

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 No.179173

>>179172

>tfw couldn't get hard when I tried to lose my virginity to a gook hooker in 2013

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 No.179174

>>179173

have a wank

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 No.179175

>>179171

won't be easy breaking-up with my mannequinGF2017

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 No.179176

>>179173

my cumdies shall not be deprived of their prize by some foreign fucktoy

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 No.179177

>>179171

I might buy an anime figurine

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 No.179178

>>179174

It was a traumatic event. I think it caused me to develop a fetish. I fap to a lot of videos of white guys fucking Asian hookers.

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 No.179179

File: 4961d45684fe6f0⋯.jpg (2.89 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171228_003624.jpg)

The mini skip must've been emptied today

Those bin blokes don't fuck around

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 No.179180

>>179179

Is that any way to treat a loyal friend?

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 No.179181

>>179179

You should spend a night in there as penance for drinking mummybots wedding wine.

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 No.179182

>>179180

the cunt was dead anyway

sucked his lifeblood dry

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 No.179183

>>179177

I have a bunch of anime figures that I don't have space for anymore. What are you into?

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 No.179184

I wonder if any neets became addicted to mindies because of our friends video, they could be drug addicts sleeping in the gutter and sucking dick for the right to do it by now

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 No.179185

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 No.179186

>>179179

>not saving the goon-boxes to build a kick-arse fort

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffailed Chad.

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 No.179187

File: eafc8fd44a363bb⋯.jpg (2.71 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171228_004237.jpg)

Round 2

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 No.179188

>>179161

You'd get fat with all you drink and beer isn't the low cost method to getting drunk.

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 No.179189

>>179185

Give me some specifics.

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 No.179190

>>179173

Did the sight of her penis make you lose your balsa?

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 No.179191

>>179187

This is no way to live rhys

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 No.179192

>>179183

I'm into a variety of stuff but I'm not sure what I'd go for. There are a few neat gundam girls but not all the ones I like are from recent or popular series so it may be hard to find something decent. Could go the easy route and get a monogatari girl or a love live girl or something

Are you the neet who posted pics of his collection ages ago?

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 No.179193

>>179191

I am living the dream. Had a very productive day today, a few drinks at night never hurt a neet

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 No.179194

Gonna get to bed so I can wake up at the crack of mid morning and buy some fat lambies. night neetos

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 No.179195

Wow, Berri Estates beats the fuck out of Coolabah

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 No.179196

Might go for a road-trip to my old primary school. hook-up a hose to the exhaust then off muhself tbh. It was the last place/time of life when I was truly happy

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 No.179197

>>179196

have a wank

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 No.179198

>>179196

stop being a fuckwit and buy a cask like the rest of us

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 No.179199

>>179198

>>179197

Listen to these to wise NEETs for they speak the truth have a wank then get on the goon

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 No.179200

File: bf9ec1561e4819a⋯.jpg (813.96 KB,2048x1152,16:9,20160330_181643.jpg)

>>179192

Good taste besides the Love Live. More of an im@s guy myself. Don't think so unless it was this.

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 No.179201

>>179196

That doesn't work with modern cars.

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 No.179202

>>179187

You've started to run low on money I see

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 No.179203

>>179200

Take them out of the box and play with them

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 No.179204

>>179198

Am into one you cunt

>>179197

thinking of another August Ames memorial fap

>>179201

we'll see

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 No.179205

>>179204

I'd go for the August Ames memorial fap followed by a cup of goon

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 No.179206

>>179204

>The method is susceptible to a number of things that can go wrong, and for this reason it is no longer cited as an effective method of committing suicide, and certainly not in places like the US, UK and Australia where car emissions are more tightly controlled.

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 No.179207

>>179203

If I take them out of their boxes the only thing that'll get played with is my dick

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 No.179208

File: 0719b87e33734ea⋯.jpg (51.62 KB,270x270,1:1,Dan Grey 2027.jpg)

>Anotherday

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 No.179209

File: ca340b4a76ab711⋯.png (941.42 KB,1632x898,816:449,concrete.png)

I wanna live in a concrete apartment

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 No.179210

>>179206

>Australia where car emissions are more tightly controlled

I'll be controlling the emissions with a length of garden hose. Not sure what you're getting at tbh, something to do with petrol composition like how boongs can't get high on petrol cause the science altered it

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 No.179211

>>179205

I like your way of thinking

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 No.179212

File: 7a47f98316ab850⋯.jpg (2.39 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171228_011058.jpg)

Fuck sake

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 No.179213

>>179210

>>179206

The problem is that you're relying on the Carbon Monoxide to actually kill you and it's a product of incomplete combustion, better designed engines should actually produce less.

What makes carbon monoxide so deadly is that it binds to hemoglobin in your blood more tightly than oxygen does so if you inhale enough of it it'll kill you even if there's still a decent amount of oxygen around you because it's severely impaired the ability of your blood to absorb oxygen from the air and transport it.

Exhaust without a sufficient amount of carbon monoxide would be very difficult to off yourself with, it'd be difficult for the exhaust to displace a sufficient amount of oxygen from the car for you to pass out and the fumes themselves would be unbearable for the amount of time you'd have to be in the car. Major risk of surviving (possibly fucked up) too and it'd potentially take way longer risking interruption.

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 No.179214

>>179213

Thankyou, was in the process of typing this out. Basically the catalytic converters we have to regulate emmisions prevent exhaust gas from being an easy way out. You won't simply enter comfy coma like you would in an older car

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 No.179215

Finished the goon sack, some of mummybot's shitty scotch and then I'm off to bed

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 No.179216

>>179212

Are you more concerned that they touched the floor or that you'll have to pick them all up

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 No.179217

>>179216

That I had to pick them up. I wasn't enjoying them anyway

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 No.179218

>>179217

simply sweep

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 No.179219

>>179213

>>179214

OK, I don't wanna end up a vegetable. My car is over 10 years old though, is that old enough? Most likely not and I'm pretty sure it has one of those converters. Back to the drawing board I guess

Can't get a job, can't get a gf, can't get a friend and can't even kill muhself

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 No.179220

>>179212

Eat them off of the floor. Doubt the taste would be any worse than the shit you ate out of your poojeeta's anus

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 No.179221

>>179220

literally gas yourself

dont do it mate, i like your posting

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 No.179222

>>179219

drive your car into a synagogue/mosque and suicide by cop

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 No.179223

>>179219

Went for the wrist slash approach nearly a year ago and it went bad and I had to get stiched up the next morning and it just meant that I had to spend some time in a psych ward and my family got super concerned. Since then I got a basic job which helped alot. Being tethered to some kind of schedule made a big difference. GF aspect isn't going to come any time soon but I'm sure you could find a job if you keep trying

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 No.179224

>>179223

What'd your family say?

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 No.179225

>>179224

Mum flew over from WA to NSW and cried a bunch, honestly that was the worst part. That and knowing that everyone was always treading lightly around me. The whole "recovery" process made me wish I had just died that night though. Took a long time for them to trust me being alone again

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 No.179226

>>179223

>Went for the wrist slash approach

Pretty close to no one ever actually dies from cut wrists.

Did you know how ineffective it is at the time?

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 No.179227

File: 5fd2a25b5afb915⋯.jpg (188.67 KB,1920x1080,16:9,samantha-armytage-171967.jpg)

IF you could throat fuck one aussie celeb or citizen who would it b

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 No.179228

>>179223

Across the road or down the street? I've never gone further than a few nicks from a pair of scissors or razor/pencil-sharpener blade

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 No.179229

>>179227

Lisa from Today

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 No.179230

>>179200

What a waste of money.

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 No.179231

File: 33319c4eb91a3c1⋯.jpg (1.03 MB,1152x2048,9:16,kizuna.jpg)

>>179226

No, I just had a hunting knife on hand and started cutting where I could see the vein running down my arm. Didn't puncture it in the end but when they did the stitches at the hospital I could see it sitting exposed against flesh.

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 No.179232

>>179231

Both arms?

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 No.179233

>>179227

Always had a thing for Julia from Ship To Shore

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 No.179234

>>179231

Honestly I think any failed suicide attempt is basically a cry for help.

Don't get me wrong, I've had suicidal feelings before too, but I wouldn't just chimp out and slash my arm.

Are you ok now?

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 No.179235

>>179231

It's amazing just how tough veins and arteries are.

>>179234

>Don't get me wrong, I've had suicidal feelings before too, but I wouldn't just chimp out and slash my arm.

Then you shouldn't presume too much about why people do attempt it.

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 No.179236

>>179232

Just the right. The dried blood is from when I did the cut and passed out and the fresh blood is from waking up and moving around. Got in the shower, cried like a bitch for my mum then called someone to take me to hospital.

>>179234

A failed suicide attempt is a failed attempt at suicide. I can assure you that I wanted out that night and had all intensions to do it. Bullshit emo razor cuts sure but just because I lived doesn't mean it was a cry for help.

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 No.179237

>>179236

Fair enough, but how come you didnt swing a hammer at a knife aimed at your throat?

I know some people who have done some bullshit like take a bunch of shit in the medicine cabinet, obvious attention call. Your arm does look very bad.

How did you get caught and stitched up? What'd your mum say?

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 No.179238

>>179231

Did you drink before doing this?

I remember cutting my fingertips with a razor, just to "toughen" myself. I was gripping my hand and my arm was shaking from it.

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 No.179239

>>179227

Ernie dingo

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 No.179240

I used to cut my dick so I could feel the pain when I fapped

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 No.179241

>>179238

Yeah, had been at the pub with armyfriends then got a six pack.

>>179237

Premediation doesn't necessarily happen. Was at a stage where I wanted to kind of log out of life and it happened. Did the cut, put on

video related on a loop and passed out. It was when I woke up that I called a friend and he took me to hospital.

Can't seem to embed so here is the vid;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYk7nE2e0MQ&index=2&list=PLmPK5QNEhTQ_qr_mvRIWX_Yxhb_siuCDI

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 No.179242

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Maybe this one will convey the feeling

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 No.179243

>>179241

>>179242

you cant be serious

dying to gook cartoons?

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 No.179244

>>179236

That pic is you?! God damn mang, I've never come close to that. I'm going to sleep now and will be thinking of the day you did that and all the thoughts that were possibly going through your mind at the time, as I fall to sleep. Good night mang

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 No.179245

>>179231

I feel like I have seen this pic on r9k before. Are you that Aussie guy that posted their that used to be fat then got fit then fat again?

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 No.179246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>179243

There's something better to die to?

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 No.179247

>>179243

If there was some 3D girl to comfort me maybe I wouldn't have been there in the first place.

>>179245

No, sorry. Never posted as a robot.

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 No.179248

>>179242

>>179246

IOSYS is shit.

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 No.179249

Bunch of hotted up cars outside the warehouse

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 No.179250

>>179249

have a drive

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 No.179251

>>179249

The alfa romeo's self combust this time of night

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 No.179252

>>179251

They always self-combust.

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 No.179254

Couldn't find any camp beds because dad just chucked all that shit in a pile

fuck sake

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 No.179255

>>179254

have a wank

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 No.179256

>>179254

Find a rope and neck yourself.

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 No.179257

>>179256

why tho

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 No.179258

>>179257

Because you're posting in NEETgen at 2:30.

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 No.179259

>>179258

3:30 ya gook cunt

Boohoo someone stays up at late on Dec28, what a surprise

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 No.179260

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=UacG9sh0INc

Saw this trending on hooknose and this was in recommended:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Yh3fez9CyXg

Fucking kikes.

>>179259

Fite me IRL.

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 No.179261

I can't sleep cause I just keep thinking about how my life got to this point, another year passing and nothing to show.

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 No.179263

>>179261

You think any wagecucks have anything to show for it? Only about 1 in a million people ever have anything to show for living. The rest are just carbon copies of the same shit.

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 No.179266

Which country should I setup a VPN in

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 No.179267

File: e82528dea04884f⋯.jpg (65.77 KB,900x900,1:1,shitpost.jpg)

>>179266

HK/singapore/thailand are alright, anything on the african continent is pretty good cause niggers can't into computers.

Don't use euro/anglosphere countries or China/Russia.

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 No.179268

>>179266

Oh yeah, philipines and singapore are pretty good too. Most of SEA is good.

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 No.179269

>>179267

I dunno mate I reckon a lot of SEA might be in the US pocket. Africa would be a safe option but its probably expensive. I've been looking at Bangladesh but its a bit pricey, and ever since that central bank heist I reckon it might be a little bit hot. I've had Indian servers before but I'd like something a little more obscure just to be safe. Just exactly just running OpenVPN ya feel

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 No.179270

>>179269

Not exactly*

Gooned up

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 No.179271

>>179269

SEA is usually too busy with the drug and prostitution rings in meatspace to fuck with cyber shit.

Are you setting up your own VPN?

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 No.179272

>>179271

Yeah

I'll setup a couple and chain em

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 No.179273

>>179272

Best setup would be a virtual machine. No physical traces left. Hard to get the logistics set up tho, most mainstream hosts don't let you fuck with the RAM. If you can figure it out tho it's pretty much impossible to deal with. I'm assuming SSH tunnelling is being used? You'd have to have a port opened inside the VM.

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 No.179274

>>179273

Big penis

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 No.179275

File: 3ae037cc5aa93db⋯.jpg (106.72 KB,480x540,8:9,a_schwitz.jpg)

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 No.179276

>>179273

Not sure yet. I'll buy some hardware there, mobile access via VM + chain and I'll scout the exit nodes. Either way its burner machines.

I'm only behind a single local proxy (sup asio) so thats all youre getting ya gook

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 No.179277

>>179276

Haha, if you go the VM route keep in mind there will be traces of you setting up the serverside entry node whenever you log on unless you bleach the drives regularly but you'll be able to avoid traces of actual web traffic.

You gotta open up the node server side then connect client side and VMs mean you'll basically have to go thru the process every time you start up for the day because of memory flooding issues so you'll prbly want to program a bot/macro. Aside from that just make sure you use a sandbox, firewall and a non-ISP router clientside cause all the modern routers have IP hook malware hardcoded into the firmware.

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 No.179278

>>179277

>there will be traces of you setting up the serverside entry node whenever you log on unless you bleach the drives regularly

Where? Memory?

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 No.179280

goon burps

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 No.179281

Tried my best to have a tactical munt but only got the smallest bit out, how disappointing.

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 No.179282

>>179281

have a wank

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 No.179283

anyone ever try ice?

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 No.179284

i only slept for 3-4 hours. fuck this heat and humidity

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 No.179285

>>179284

Same here. Also alcohol. Fuck you guys for encouraging me to drink. Also good morning.

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 No.179287

>>179285

morning

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 No.179288

>>179287

>>179285

Good morning boys.

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 No.179289

>>179283

A few cubes goes pretty well in your goon on a hot day.

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 No.179290

>>179267

>>179268

isnt switzerland good because no logs and they run a ton so it's cheaper through scale?

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 No.179291

>>179187

Another pic for my hairy NEET legs folder.

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 No.179292

File: 1eac38d8fd1802b⋯.png (9.32 KB,458x156,229:78,Report.png)

>>179285

Good morning.

Some of you may need to report today, just a heads up.

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 No.179293

File: 98dcdc4569ca131⋯.jpeg (9.65 KB,443x332,443:332,images (33).jpeg)

What do you wanna do with your life!

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 No.179294

File: 57cd147aa6ae7aa⋯.jpg (2.26 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1514418585622742211732.jpg)

Pancake time

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 No.179295

File: 469ca7d1726296b⋯.jpg (9.65 KB,236x229,236:229,9b16968fbc4d79aa05e90f2dda….jpg)

mfw thinking about some of you NEETs hurting

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 No.179296

>>179294

What interesting shapes.

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 No.179297

>>179295

Harden up m8. NEETs aren't worth crying over.

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 No.179298

>>179297

My pan is grooved so I can't get the circle whapes

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 No.179299

>>179295

I'm hurting my dick with a hammer

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 No.179300

>>179294

What did you have on those? Just butter? I like lemon juice and sugar.

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 No.179301

>>179299

Trying to add some length or girth?

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 No.179302

>>179294

you dun goofed, and 2 ain't gonna fill your belly

>>179295

thought I felt lighter this morning

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 No.179303

>>179300

Butter and honey, then I'll have some tendies and chips in my deep fryer.

Executive sized neet 2018 here

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 No.179304

>>179303

How do you dispose of the oil you use in your deep fryer?

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 No.179305

>>179304

Put it back in the container and chuck it in the bin

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 No.179306

File: 5c072efc0b1a93a⋯.jpg (102.85 KB,831x762,277:254,piboh8xbqd5y.jpg)

mfw thinking about hurting some of you NEETs

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 No.179307

>>179306

blz no bullli

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 No.179308

>>179305

Does Mummybot complain about the smell the fryer makes?

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 No.179309

File: 3984fa612d079d4⋯.jpg (910.26 KB,968x1296,121:162,samantha-armytage-485714.jpg)

>>179306

hurt me bby!

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 No.179310

File: e6187cbfbd08406⋯.jpg (228.31 KB,600x400,3:2,deepfried.jpg)

>>179303

What should deep-fried neet fry today? Tendies with 11 herbs and spices? Bread chopped up into little cubes? A mars bar? A goldfish?

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 No.179311

>>179310

deep fry some goon.

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 No.179312

File: e4aaeca8410a2f7⋯.jpg (74.96 KB,700x578,350:289,1343450061284.jpg)

>make eggs and bacon for breakfast

>wanna have a cone before

>autist brother comes downstairs and talks at me about islam for 20 minutes

>food is cold BECAUSE FUCKING CUNT WONT FUCK OFFF AND LET ME HAVE MY CONE

man autists are the fucking worst

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 No.179313

>>179312

You had more control over that situation than you think. You should have done what you wanted. The autist brother needs to learn that he is not the centre of attention at all times.

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 No.179314

File: ad0a41287324650⋯.png (397.1 KB,1059x504,353:168,Superior White.png)

>tfw no 4WD to go on off-road adventures

I could probably get one of pic-related if I can get my shit together next year and stop buying copious amounts of goon, at least enough for a deposit anyway. But a dealer probably wouldn't finance a NEET, so why fucking bother…

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 No.179315

>>179314

That's the same car fagneets parents got him

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 No.179316

>>179314

I have an AWD and theoretically could have some moderate adventures but driving stresses me too much so I only drive once a week to the shops early in the morning before there is any traffic out.

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 No.179317

>>179200

Yeah Love Live is the guiltiest of pleasures, I tried im@s but couldn't get into it

And it might not have been you, the other dude had a glass case for them. I've never watched Strike Witches somehow, looks like you enjoy it a lot so maybe I'll give it a go

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 No.179318

File: cc9cb9d21e73b6f⋯.png (818.97 KB,641x623,641:623,37 Years.png)

>>179315

I know, happened upon this news article this morning and was reminded of the fag and the Jimny. The bigger 4wds (Pajeros,Landcruisers etc) are simply too unfeasible for a neet.

>>179316

Sounds like you need to pack a bottle of benzos in your adventure pack.

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 No.179319

File: 1abaff804ada643⋯.jpg (69.46 KB,600x300,2:1,stranger-things.jpg)

Watching stranger things season 2. It's in 1984 and they're dressing up as the ghostbusters for halloween. The black kid doesn't want to play the black ghostbuster (can't say I blame him), so they're fighting over who gets to be venkman

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 No.179320

>>179319

Second from left is going to make a great trap

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 No.179321

>>179319

No spoilers please.

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 No.179322

>>179319

Isn't that a normie show

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 No.179323

>>179322

Yeah it is all over reddit.

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 No.179324

File: d2236180d0be36a⋯.jpg (17.15 KB,540x537,180:179,DPNZJo3VwAEdBI_.jpg)

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 No.179325

>>179322

>supernatural

>centered around bullied weird kids who play dungeons and dragons

>cannibalises every 80s sci fi and horror movie ever made

Not entirely

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 No.179326

>>179323

>he reads reddit

So have you thought of suicide and if so, how might we assist you?

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 No.179327

>>179326

Good one.

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 No.179328

Benzo neets, what is the relationship between alcohol and benzos? I spent yesterday pretty drunk. Have taken some benzos today, but it's not having much effect, wondering if those two things are related.

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 No.179329

File: 1e7454d4a3ac077⋯.jpg (40.61 KB,501x585,167:195,ce6.jpg)

fuck, just got gook-dialed on my mobile phone. Some recorded message in mandarin started playing. It's not just the pajeets doing telemarketing scams anymore, be warned.

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 No.179330

>>179325

The 80s is the most normie of all decades for movies. It's when the medium became shit

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 No.179331

>>179326

send me fitty bucks for some rope, neet

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 No.179332

>>179321

Now it would've been a spoiler if I revealed whether we get a white Venkman or a black one. But I didn't.

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 No.179333

>>179329

ni hao, did you get your package from DHL?

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 No.179334

>>179333

Could be anon, although I'm not expecting anything, and it all sounded like chinese

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 No.179335

>>179334

It's probably gooklady wondering why you started buying the cheap piss

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 No.179336

>>179334

I got that message once, I kept saying "English" because I was expecting a package from DHL from Hong Kong but the seller had no clue what it was about…

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 No.179337

File: 05f95c50b7ddf90⋯.jpg (125.31 KB,1102x967,1102:967,05f95c50b7ddf90e25a520d972….jpg)

>tfw no mates to get pissed with on new years

Getting pissed in front of the pc is fun and all, but sometimes a neet finds himself yearning for something more

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 No.179338

>>179337

You have us

>tfw after having a wank

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 No.179339

>>179338

I get drunk with youse cunts the other 364 days of the year

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 No.179340

>>179337

i almost feel like getting drunk myself and going into town

would probably end badly though

<had to type captcha four times

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 No.179341

File: 0ceba6e22ae1745⋯.png (17.52 KB,311x355,311:355,0ceba6e22ae17453544573857f….png)

>>179339

Just go out around midnight if you are near a capital city or can travel to one and have 8ch on your phone. Most people are too pissed to notice anything. Once a woman wanted to sit on our BBQ plate…

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 No.179342

File: 07714c4f6ab35dd⋯.png (280.01 KB,646x595,38:35,1497792156659.png)

It is not that hot today but it is HUMID. feels awful.

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 No.179343

>>179341

It was still hot

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 No.179344

>>179340

tbqh I feel like doing that right now, but going into town drunk at 10am doesn't sound like a great idea

>>179341

The fireworks are only a 40 minute or so walk away so I'll probably do that

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 No.179345

File: d612a734660c7ae⋯.png (56.5 KB,1379x2031,1379:2031,d612a734660c7aeb4813de9d79….png)

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 No.179346

>>179337

tfw no mates to go on a road trip with

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 No.179347

>>179328

Very fucking dangerous. Do not take anymore benzos and alcohol.

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 No.179348

You lonely NEETs need to meet up with each other.

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 No.179349

>>179347

I'll follow up on my own post and say that I would recommend talking to your doctor or pharmacist about it. Everyone's well aware of what alcohol does on its own but it's impossible to overdose on benzodiazapenes. If you take too much benzos for whatever reason, you won't die but will be very sleepy. All you have to do is find a nice pillow and lie down and go to sleep. However if you mix alcohol and benzos you're risking brain failure and almost certain death.

I'm not a qualified medical professional, but I think as long as you're not hungover to the point that you're still shitfaced drunk, you should be fine. But in the future do not mix them.

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 No.179351

>>179348

nye party at the warehouse?

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 No.179352

>>179351

Only if we can invite lots of qt mannequins and onaholes

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 No.179353

>>179266

>>179267

what vpn do you use?

I want to get one that doesnt get fucking blocked by 4chan or netflix/video sites

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 No.179354

>>179349

To clarify, I wasn't taking benzo's and alcohol at the same time, just on different days. But one seemed to reduce the effect of the other.

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 No.179355

>>179354

Good then. I read the NEETs above talking about suicide and I was really worried there. You should be fine but obviously don't take them at the same time. They do affect each other but I can't remember exactly how they interact off the top of my head.

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 No.179356

>>179355

>Depressants (1,4-Butanediol, 2M2B, alcohol, benzodiazepines, barbiturates, GHB/GBL, methaqualone, opioids) - This combination potentiates the muscle relaxation, amnesia, sedation, and respiratory depression caused by one another. At higher doses, it can lead to a sudden, unexpected loss of consciousness along with a dangerous amount of depressed respiration. There is also an increased risk of vomiting while unconsciousness and dying from the resulting suffocation. If nausea or vomiting occurs before a loss of consciousness, users should attempt to fall asleep in the recovery position or have a friend move them into it.

From the psychonaut wiki.

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 No.179357

the NEET thread is too quiet. We need fresh blood. Maybe I should advertise over on half chan.

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 No.179358

>>179337

Get some caffeine into ya

>tfw caffeine high

>>179341

What you want is to find people too pissed to know they're getting raped

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 No.179359

>>179355

>NEETs talking about suicide

happens in every thread

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 No.179360

I have given up drinking coffee. I am caffeine free. I haven't noticed any difference. I used to have three cups of coffee a day.

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 No.179361

>>179360

drink real coffee then

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 No.179362

File: 2aab5ba95e0a795⋯.jpg (100.35 KB,916x960,229:240,24294330_2088180091198144_….jpg)

>>179219

>can't get a friend

I'll be your friend.

>>179227

The THICC weather girl for Channel 7 News in Melbourne.

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 No.179363

File: 3b8cb84dc82b562⋯.png (110.57 KB,458x240,229:120,TC Hilda.png)

Pray for the WA neets

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 No.179364

>>179362

She looks so fake. All the chemicals on her face and hair. No appeal at all.

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 No.179365

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 No.179366

>>179364

Lot of mid to late 20s girls all seem to have that exact aesthetic and look, not very pleasing to me either.

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 No.179367

>>179363

Why couldn't it be melbourne instead?

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 No.179368

>>179328

They both work on GABA receptors, GABA is essentially the "chill the fuck out" neurotransmitter. Both benzos and alcohol increase the brain's ability to uptake GABA. You've probably fried your receptors a little, and in response, they're become temporarily desensitised and under-active.

Long-term alcohol or benzo use heavily desensitises your GABA receptors, and makes your stress receptors heavily outweigh your relaxation receptors. So you're agitated and anxious all the time. Recovery from full-blown benzodiazepine tolerance with escalating doses can take up to, and possibly longer than, 2 years.

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 No.179369

>>179363

Meanwhile I can't see a single cloud in the sky out my window in Perth.

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 No.179370

File: a661a9ce234850f⋯.jpeg (10.33 KB,343x429,343:429,images (41).jpeg)

>drink real coffee then

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 No.179371

>>179364

And that is exactly why I want to fuck her face.

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 No.179372

>>179371

Your dick would end up encrusted in makeup.

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 No.179373

>>179329

That's been happening to me as well. Phone rang at fucking 8AM the other day, voicemail was an automated message in Mandarin.

>>179347

>>179349

Agreed. I'm lucky I never died. I used to triple up on my benzo dose, have a few drinks, and have a comfy sleep. Don't do what I did, kids.

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 No.179374

>>179372

True that. How about you? If you could throat fuck one Aussie celebrity, who would it be?

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 No.179375

File: d7214a847377fe3⋯.jpg (207.47 KB,1920x1080,16:9,gorgi-coghlan.jpg)

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 No.179376

File: 0133773f390ee88⋯.jpg (132.21 KB,634x951,2:3,Denise_Drysdale.jpg)

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 No.179377

File: 89fbf3bd7284688⋯.png (307.28 KB,723x645,241:215,ed9f5c1d7aaf6e2ca51bfeed32….png)

>>179374

I'd have a go at her after she's done suckling at the teat of the Wheel of Goon.

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 No.179378

File: 115ee5a5a65614e⋯.jpg (96.21 KB,750x937,750:937,bindi-irwin-852781.jpg)

>>179362

thiccc

whats her name cunt

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 No.179379

>>179378

Jane Bunn.

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 No.179380

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Elias' band side-project is pretty good.

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 No.179381

Dad came over, I'm not sure if he saw my goon sack or not.

Wanna get on it now but not sure ~3 lotres will last the day

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 No.179382

File: 5c1dc28ca838400⋯.jpg (116.06 KB,1024x576,16:9,jane-bunn-889258.jpg)

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 No.179383

>>179381

There is no need to be ashamed of the goon.

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 No.179384

File: 84b2640c6b07968⋯.jpg (27 KB,650x488,325:244,lisa.jpg)

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 No.179385

File: d55c1b4b488c4d8⋯.jpg (1.53 MB,2988x5312,9:16,20171228_145815 - Copy.jpg)

I found a wild meme

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 No.179386

>>179385

Piss off Bruce you fat little Chink.

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 No.179387

File: 178cb20a98c78d4⋯.png (261.19 KB,1615x1600,323:320,1504961380002.png)

I bought more darts

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 No.179388

>>179387

Which brand?

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 No.179389

>>179278

Passed out. You need to set up the VM via the actual OS so it'd be on the hard drive.

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 No.179390

Ugh I forgot to clear the sandbox and my proxy is being gay…

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 No.179391

Test.

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 No.179392

>>179388

Rothman Menthols

They taste like shit and don't burn properly

I hate myself

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 No.179393

>>179392

Menthols are for literal faggots.

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 No.179394

>>179392

What do you use as an ash tray?

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 No.179395

>>179392

Rothys are so shit that only the menthol makes it tolerable.

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 No.179396

>>179394

The floor

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 No.179397

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 No.179398

>>179396

No wonder your feet are always so dirty.

You are a mess.

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 No.179400

Fucking what a night, I went to bed at 11 and vomited twice so I knew I was getting sick. Woke up at 3 and vomitted in the bathroom sink and couldnt stop and was dry reaching then I fucking shit myself because I was vomiting so hard. Like 10L of poo water came out so I just got in the shower and let it happen. Shit all over the bath mat and ruined it. Felt real fucked all morning just laid about spacing out til about 12, my back was so sore, I dont know why. Then had about 4 teaspoons of wheaty puff things and some codeine, osteo panadol and an inti-inflammatory. Still cant focus on fuck all and sweating. Took me an hour to catch up on the gen.

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 No.179401

>>179385

Rare 1.25l bottle

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 No.179402

>>179400

>my back was so sore, I dont know why.

Did you forget to lock your windows?

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 No.179403

>>179401

cost me 10 bucks so it's not really worth it tbh

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 No.179404

>>179400

have a wank

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 No.179405

>>179400

Fuck lad what'd you do last night? Hit those benzos?

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 No.179406

>>179402

I might've locked him in with me.

>>179405

Maybe the eggs I had with the mee goreng yesterday were off. Cleared me right out.

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 No.179407

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 No.179408

>>179407

Pretty funny. Especially when they throw around numbers like "Trump has spent 25% of his presidency golfing". The 2 days of the weekend = 28.5% of the week. Sounds like he's entitled to another couple of hours of playing golf then.

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 No.179409

>>179407

i don't think it was that funny

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 No.179410

File: becb913366f9c81⋯.jpg (38.01 KB,500x485,100:97,latikambourke.jpg)

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 No.179411

Tearing up watching Law Abiding Citizen

I want a family of my own

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 No.179412

>>179411

have a wank

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 No.179413

How do I get on dsp?

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 No.179414

this lamb is not too bad, tastes pretty much exactly like rekorderlig but at a fraction of the price

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 No.179415

File: 2bb0b10b0f19d6c⋯.jpg (214 KB,655x697,655:697,60595_CB_230208_dodgie_006….jpg)

>>179410

thats a bit ethnic are you sure she's aussie

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 No.179416

>>179413

Fuck off we're full.

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 No.179417

Netherlands? The fuck is wrong with my proxy atm.

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 No.179418

>>179415

You just know that these older newsreaders would love a good throat-fuck. They'd be flattered that a (comparatively) young NEET finds them attractive despite their age.

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 No.179419

>>179418

No-one is flattered by the attention of a NEET. It lowers a woman's value to be seen near one.

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 No.179420

>>179419

Didn't you get the memo? It's going to be cool to be a NEET in 2018. We're going to be the new chads.

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 No.179421

>>179420

Look what the pressure of being a Chad has done to Warehouse NEET. Maybe we would be better off without it.

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 No.179422

File: 9b1f2296dbb1057⋯.jpg (175 KB,1920x1088,30:17,samantha-armytage-199226.jpg)

>>179420

soon we'll be fucking all the throats NEETs

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 No.179423

>>179421

Ah, you see, he's caught in the middle. He's what you call a "failed normie". He's not quite chad enough to be a chad, but he's doesn't quite embody the spirit of the NEET to be a NEET.

In 2018, he'll still be caught in the middle. But for the rest of us, the tables will have turned. It will be the Year of the NEET, next year and every year from then on.

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 No.179424

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,dan3.png)

>>179423

Year of the neet official zodiac sign.

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 No.179425

File: 91254ab932eda56⋯.jpg (21.48 KB,800x536,100:67,1436409812766.jpg)

>>179423

Finally.

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 No.179426

>>179324

Alcohol fetal syndrome

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 No.179427

>>179426

Is that where you shove a JD up ya cunt and suck it up into the fetus?

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 No.179428

>>179072

>>179347

That clonazepam I took last night knocked me out good, felt great then I smoked some cones and it looked like everything sped up a little bit then I went to bed

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 No.179429

I'm gonna drink tonight, don't want to wait till New Year's.

Going to find some small hobbies to do in the next week. Gaming's getting boring again.

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 No.179430

Just installed Black Mesa Source. Going to start playing soon.

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 No.179431

>>179420

Pretty sure that memo was a joke

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 No.179432

I'm on my 3rd cup

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 No.179433

File: d7176bbb11140bd⋯.jpg (82.52 KB,702x395,702:395,letter.jpg)

>>179431

How do you explain this letter I got then?

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 No.179434

>>179432

good man

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 No.179435

>>179433

Being a chad jokester is a part of the afp hiring process

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 No.179436

>tfw depressed

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 No.179437

>tfw suppressed

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 No.179438

>tfw impressed

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 No.179439

>tfw blessed

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 No.179440

>tfw you're at Dan's

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 No.179441

File: ad85492d009e794⋯.png (3.76 MB,1726x1238,863:619,1513271301615.png)

I really need to get my life together. I am struggling with self-overcoming, but the hard part is I realise just how easy it is. The problems I'm facing are small, but I can't even do that.

I feel a burning rage inside that needs to be released through action and progress.

Being a deadshit goonhead is no way to live, I just struggle with silencing the thoughts and self-analysis inside my mind. I need to subvert the modern paradigm and fix my life, I just can't implement my fiery rage into constructive discipline.

If I can't get it together in 2018, I think that'll be it for me. I won't be able to handle the shame.

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 No.179442

File: 9676437a43e395e⋯.jpg (66.31 KB,1280x720,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Mahoutsukai….jpg)

poojeeta…

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 No.179443

>>179441

have a wank

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 No.179444

>tfw tfw

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 No.179445

>>179441

What is the origin of this burning rage?

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 No.179446

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 No.179447

>>179445

The shame and guilt I feel living as I am. I am everything I hate, I am disgusted by myself but its so much easier to pour another cup than it is to create dramatic change. How long can I allow myself to live like a manchild, comfortably sucking on tit of hedonism and gluttony? My self-judgement is starting to take its toll. At first I thought it would manifest into motivation to change, but it hasn't, infact its quite the opposite.

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 No.179448

>>179441

Don't feel so bad, you're a product of the degenerated modern world, take Evola's outlook and realise there is nothing you can do but ride the tiger and wait until it all falls apart.

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 No.179449

>>179447

What are to trying to escape? What did the booze and other distractions take your mind from originally?

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 No.179450

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 No.179451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Feel like if I had a loving trad gf I could turn my life around, but at the same time I'd need to turn my life around to get a loving trad gf.

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 No.179452

>>179447

>How long can I allow myself to live like a manchild, comfortably sucking on tit of hedonism and gluttony? My self-judgement is starting to take its toll. At first I thought it would manifest into motivation to change, but it hasn't, infact its quite the opposite.

fuuuuuarck, hit me in the feels for sure. I have big things planned for 2018 as well and think it's going to be a good year. I just have that feel, I am sure it will be good for you too anon.

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 No.179453

So NEETs what's the go to food for when you're drunk? Bonus if it's at home and quick to prepare or microwavable.

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 No.179454

>>179450

Post proper YouTube links please. I like to read the comments, like videos and add to favourite.

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 No.179455

>>179449

I was always damaged from the broken home, but that is no excuse at all. These vices and distractions have taken me from my path to success. At first I thought that meant a job, now I know it means raising a successful family and overcoming my goals. Continuing to fall into the same traps even when I know its happening is destroying my psyche, I have come to points where I think I should just give in and become a junkie. Even being a normal person seems impossible sometimes.

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 No.179456

>>179453

microwave a few chicken and vegetable pies.

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 No.179457

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 No.179458

>>179433

>AFP

You'd have to have a considerable debt for a Cenno-letter to be blessed with their name.

>>179429

>>179430

This Okami torrent just finished, now to see if my laptop can handle it

>>179432

Get off the grog and get a GF

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 No.179459

File: 567ecd8c218f6d5⋯.jpg (134.61 KB,850x1238,425:619,sample_d489989e8552f952605….jpg)

>>179442

>tfw you'll never have sex with Cleopatra in the Egyptian desert as a Roman

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 No.179460

>>179458

Nah they have been sending out threatening letters to everyone living in high fraud areas. They add the AFP logo to try and scare people into confessing.

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 No.179461

>>179456

I didn't think pies were good microwaved.

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 No.179462

>>179453

I recently moved a barbecue up onto the balcony attached to my room, so now I can cook meat while listening to anime music and smoking cigarettes. On the flipside eating lots of barbecued meats and the hotsauce I have with them while eating few veggies is taking a toll on my health.

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 No.179463

>>179461

Well now you know better.

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 No.179464

>>179455

>but that is no excuse at all

No it is actually a very good excuse. It is very hard to overcome childhood trauma. It is at the root of pretty much every dysfunction.

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 No.179465

>>179459

>tfw you'll never be a Roman legionary marching with your bros to go and fend off Visigoths

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 No.179466

Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem

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 No.179467

>>179465

Visigoths did nothing wrong

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 No.179468

>>179462

Those nasty durries are what's bad for your health.

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 No.179469

>>179400

Goon will cure that

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 No.179470

>>179469

Fucking goonsacks are abo juice.

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 No.179471

>>179433

Looks like we finally got NEET civil rights

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 No.179472

>>179451

You mean a trap gf?

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 No.179473

>>179471

>NEET civil rights

Fucking wot son? We ain't civil cunt.

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 No.179474

File: 019ce5038489a18⋯.jpg (93.37 KB,1280x720,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Blend S - 0….jpg)

>>179472

Only if they look like this

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 No.179475

>>179473

manneredneet is pretty civil

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 No.179476

File: ef3d1633d20fa41⋯.jpg (804.8 KB,1431x1509,477:503,kobayashi.jpg)

>>179474

or this

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 No.179477

>>179476

>>179474

Stop posting those darn gooktoons

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 No.179478

>>179477

I second this.

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 No.179479

File: 972c3da3e492132⋯.jpg (102.25 KB,775x719,775:719,smugpepe.jpg)

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 No.179480

File: 2eef149201afe58⋯.png (949.06 KB,740x720,37:36,smug rin.png)

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 No.179481

File: 3515cb21dcff442⋯.png (71.27 KB,460x435,92:87,racket.png)

File: cb47d77c30ef8c2⋯.jpg (167.37 KB,473x497,473:497,1237917779613.jpg)

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 No.179482

File: aca87cc2d0f6797⋯.jpg (107.37 KB,1280x720,16:9,neetlyf.jpg)

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 No.179483

>>179441

I feel you man

>depressed and feel like shit

>do drugs and drink to feel better

>get bored with being drunk

>get really charged drug fuelled emotions

>plan to do shit

>sober up and dont do it

>>179462

u can easily grill capsicum, and even eat some veggies raw! Bit jealous of ya setup

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 No.179484

File: b0934f72e0506aa⋯.webm (1.45 MB,480x360,4:3,b0934f72e0506aae80634cb57….webm)

>Tfw no African family

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 No.179485

>>179484

So much soul! Us bland and boring "whitebreads" could learn a thing or two!

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 No.179486

>>179462

Can we have a pic of your balcony set-up please?

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 No.179487

>>179485

such vibrancy, nothing like our plain boring ways!

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 No.179488

File: 94fd58508bb355f⋯.webm (6.35 MB,320x240,4:3,94fd58508bb355f253c3ac654….webm)

Tfw no asian whore to degrade

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 No.179489

File: 2dd2667c006012f⋯.jpg (1.23 MB,1778x1000,889:500,balcony.jpg)

>>179486

Sure, it's nothing fancy.

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 No.179491

>>179489

That looks pretty great m8.

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 No.179492

File: 3d4001d2df21ba7⋯.jpg (148.83 KB,1440x900,8:5,qbSrIgI.jpg)

In 2018 I will become a better man.

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 No.179493

>>179492

Good luck m8.

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 No.179494

Sure is boring around here

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 No.179495

>>179494

we should begin NEETchallenges and get each other to do crazy shit

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 No.179496

>>179494

be the change you want to see m8

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 No.179497

Warehouse NEET do something crazy for us please and take a picture.

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 No.179498

>>179497

What would you like me to do?

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 No.179499

>>179498

have a wank

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 No.179500

Smoke a dart out your arse hole.

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 No.179501

do some warehousing

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 No.179502

>>179498

Put things up your bum

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 No.179503

get a forklift and play real life mario cart around the warehouse

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 No.179504

>>179498

Get a hooker round.

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 No.179505

>>179489

What's with the tiki torches son? You're not taking part in those white supremacist marches are you?

>>179494

We need some low cost hobbies. I want to develop my own software to begin with.

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 No.179506

File: f7912e4e0a21a39⋯.jpg (3.15 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171228_190720.jpg)

>>179503

I've thought about it, palletising the place would make it a lot more organized but it's a big effort and probably expensive.

Look at this shit, it's medieval

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 No.179507

File: 48ddb2d04f486eb⋯.png (11.67 KB,418x352,19:16,images (7).png)

>>179494

This peace is what all true NEETS strive for

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 No.179508

>>179506

Is this warehouse part of a running business, or is it just a place someone stores all their junk?

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 No.179509

File: f8e775c35be9ae8⋯.jpg (23.07 KB,372x248,3:2,FXJ151993.jpg)

>>179506

Giz us a dolla warehouse cunt

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 No.179510

>>179508

My Dad is a tradie, hes getting older and his work is starting to dry up a bit. He sacked his last bloke at the end of this working year because of it. It's mostly just a storage place, theres a nice work bench and some large drills, grinders, etc but otherwise its storage. My step-mum has him really cucked so she hordes heaps of shit here which I hate. I really wanna step up and get my own warehouse, when we got this place it was just an empty cube, very comfortable.

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 No.179511

>>179510

Have you considered working with your dad?

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 No.179512

>>179511

I do from time to time and I did about a year of an apprenticeship with him.

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 No.179513

>>179512

Why did you stop with the apprenticeship?

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 No.179514

>>179510

How have you managed to avoid the council cat ladies reeeing about it not being suitable for occupancy or is that just a whirlpool meme?

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 No.179515

>>179513

The work was hard and my back is a little fucked from scoliosis, I was starting to hate it and starting to regret leaving uni. Every day I'd dream about an airconditioned office with a comfy easy IT job. I also didnt fit in with all the normie tradie chads. Kinda miss it tbh, the banter was great and at lunch everyone would actually talk to each other, tradies are pretty "redpilled" too. Compared to these shitty factory jobs I've had since where people just sit on their phones, or worse, in their cars, the atmosphere was good. My Dad works with some really high end builders who do houses in the richest suburbs in Melbourne, so it was cool to be inside those houses

>>179514

I reckon they kind of let it go, theres several people living in my estate thing, and its more common than most people think. The issue is with insurance, firemen will assume no one is inside if something happens. If you keep it on the downlow its fine, unlike the fucking bikies here who got raided for growing pot and throwing parties. They even had an AK that was used in a driveby in sydney. Some guy was beaten to death with a hammer too, the drama is cool

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 No.179516

Just realized I've been walking around with dried cum in my hand hair all day

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 No.179517

File: 29b58809116b75a⋯.jpg (1.56 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1514449473545553576003.jpg)

Big boy vol. 2

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 No.179518

>>179516

Lucky no-one cares enough about you to notice things like that.

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 No.179519

>>179507

I'll go get my darts

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 No.179520

>>179515

>Every day I'd dream about an airconditioned office with a comfy easy IT job. I also didnt fit in with all the normie tradie chads. Kinda miss it tbh, the banter was great and at lunch everyone would actually talk to each other, tradies are pretty "redpilled" too. Compared to these shitty factory jobs I've had since where people just sit on their phones, or worse, in their cars, the atmosphere was good

fuck iktf when I was doing shitty Gumtree jobs - it's disheartening working with single mothers and retarded 50 yr old no hope boomers all day when I was doing that sort of work. Seeing them all day on their instagrams and listening to sports games the entire shift drove me insane especially when they refused to talk.

I reckon with tradies the comradere if you do fit in (I wouldn't) would make it solid work.

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 No.179521

>>179517

You overcooked the tendies again.

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 No.179522

>>179517

What sort of chips are they? Look quite nice.

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 No.179523

Thought I was watching anime that I recognised the BGM of but it turned out I was just snoozing in my computer chair while some vocagaze was playing

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 No.179524

>>179523

>snoozing in my computer chair

Been years since I've done that

Its nice to wake up and get straight back to shit posting though

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 No.179525

I'm here with all of my peopleee

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 No.179526

File: 2078b66d493eb76⋯.jpg (317.05 KB,1422x1500,237:250,1503306580001.jpg)

>incoming call from a private number

lol nigger you expect me to answer?

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 No.179527

Smokes in aus are so much worse than overseas. I reckon they've got some flame retardant shit in em or something

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 No.179528

>>179522

Mccain beer batter chips

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 No.179529

>>179526

Could be cenno

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 No.179530

File: ae79d1def87d20e⋯.jpg (37.23 KB,638x547,638:547,1423129908599.jpg)

Still waiting for Monk to do something entertaining.

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 No.179531

>>179527

They do actually, it's to stop Bush fires

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 No.179532

File: 963b3b67123fbf9⋯.jpg (2.95 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20171228_194716.jpg)

>>179530

Been meaning to figure out converting mp4 to webm to make some neet vids

For now you can wank to my dick

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 No.179533

Phew, the private number was a cop

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 No.179534

>>179532

Reported. Not even FagNEET sunk as low as posting his bulge.

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 No.179535

>>179534

You're butthurt about my big neet cock, I understand that

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 No.179536

>>179532

where are the stains on your cumdies?

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 No.179537

>>179533

There is a phishing scam where they spoof cop shop numbers and then tell you your number plate was reported as doing a drive-off at a petrol station and you have to make a payment to them by credit card.

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 No.179538

>>179537

Its for my police interview before going to court to get my interlocker out

I'll call him tomorrow, or next week

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 No.179539

>>179538

Are you reformed? Can we trust you not to drink drive again?

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 No.179540

>>179534

He probably didn't have as much to post.

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 No.179542

>>179539

Probably not, but I'm gonna buy a decent breatho, if I get caught again its 2 years loss of license. Depending on the reading it could be jail.

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 No.179543

>>179518

y-yeah

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 No.179544

>>179532

I did not want to see Reeces Pieces

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 No.179545

6 darts left. Hope I last the night

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 No.179546

>>179537

Only dumb fucks will fall for that, like anyone will believe an Indian pretending to be a cop

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 No.179547

>>179546

m8 these scammers make MILLIONS from boomers in this country. ATO scams, Microsoft Scams, Police Scams, romance scams. It is depressing.

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 No.179548

>>179547

I bet a few of the more brainletly inclined virgin neets would fall for romance scams. Fuck I think we had a dude fall for one a few weeks ago

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 No.179549

>>179548

I think that guy here was trolling (I hope so anyway). But yes, lonely NEETs can be vulnerable to a scamming roastie from overseas.

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 No.179550

Cup 6

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 No.179551

>>179532

>converting mp4 to webm

ffmpeg or just resize the mp4 so you can post it here

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 No.179552

>>179549

Or a scamming neet in our thread. I remember one neet teasing that he was going to pretend to befriend vulnerable neets and then steal their ps4s

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 No.179553

>>179552

Now I'm concerned my NEET friend is playing the long game…

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 No.179554

File: 8341f972efd5e60⋯.png (943.78 KB,1600x2000,4:5,69854674450.png)

>>179550

I'm gonna have 620mls of this with a light 0.8 beer on top.

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 No.179555

>>179554

No your not

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 No.179556

File: c22c62cce0f672a⋯.jpg (8.12 KB,175x175,1:1,175x175bb.jpg)

>>179553

I'm the only friend you need.

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 No.179557

>>179554

thats some pretty fancy pants goon mate

youre not a wagie are ya?

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 No.179558

>>179553

Oi you aren't allowed to make friends here, everyone has to be as lonely as I am

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 No.179559

>>179555

I will tonight. I'll slow down by the time I get to 6 units, eat something, drink some water and have a beer.

>>179557

It's my end of year splurge.

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 No.179560

File: e1da0a2ee2ad1aa⋯.jpg (11.8 KB,250x234,125:117,1503480286001.jpg)

That feel when no purpose in life

That feel when no war

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 No.179561

>>179560

The war you must fight is the one within yourself.

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 No.179562

File: 45d96e1e4c7297b⋯.jpg (107.19 KB,1280x720,16:9,1405187245478.jpg)

>>179560

I know that feel m8. Furthest I ever went from my posting in the army was back to where I signed up.

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 No.179563

>>179560

War for who?

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 No.179564

ahh fuck yes I'm back on the piss, Found somewhere that havew bottles of lams and I've drunk about 400ml in a minute

And that cunt that suggested lemon is a good cunt, these are great

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 No.179565

>>179556

Dan can I have a freebies since we are friends now

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 No.179566

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB,150x150,1:1,danny.jpeg)

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 No.179567

where are the rest of you cunts

>tfw back on the piss for the first time in weeks and no neets to shitpost with

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 No.179568

>>179566

What about a house tab?

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 No.179569

File: eec1dcc4dd744f8⋯.png (95.17 KB,300x300,1:1,adansmas.png)

>>179568

you can have a house punch as in I punch you

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 No.179570

File: 15a75f941eaa6ca⋯.jpg (79.57 KB,850x400,17:8,quote-i-m-so-despondent-ab….jpg)

File: 91ca564f3769047⋯.jpg (126.3 KB,1041x1066,1041:1066,remove.jpg)

>>179560

Your time will come, anon.

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 No.179571

>>179570

you ever think sometimes that goebbels was an anon that went back in time

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 No.179572

>>179569

Will Dan ever accept Afterpay were you pay for a purchase over time. Buy sacks of goon and pay them back later over time?

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 No.179573

>>179572

no you're going to have to take out a small loan

go to cashies or something

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 No.179574

File: f2eb1df935eb108⋯.png (221.61 KB,887x1023,887:1023,887px-Coa_Hungary_Town_Kom….png)

File: 1aeeec7a27baab2⋯.jpg (100.46 KB,427x640,427:640,John_Smith's_coat_of_arms_….jpg)

File: 6924a5dfdf76a4d⋯.jpg (35.83 KB,383x507,383:507,image008.jpg)

File: 95f795ebd88f343⋯.jpg (46.33 KB,235x331,235:331,azary.jpg)

>>179570

Speaking of removing kebab, I learned this the other day:

>At least 15 percent of all Hungarian personal (coat-of) arms include the severed head of a Turk

>that glorious feel when your ancestors were so serious about removing kebab that they incorporated it into their coat of arms

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 No.179575

>>179574

is your fams one of those

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 No.179577

>>179575

No, I need to do some research into my family tree. Hope I'm in the 15%.

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 No.179578

>>179577

so you're a hun

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 No.179579

ok I already finished my bottle of lambs

now onto the bottles

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 No.179580

>>179564

See what I mean with the lemon taste? REckon they're pretty good.

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 No.179581

>>179580

Yeah those guys at lamb are pretty smart where they mask the taste of the alcohol in something else, the strawberry one tastes like slightly off strawberries, but it's that slightly off where they're still good for a different reason

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 No.179582

>>179564

They didn't have any lemon where i went. They are far easier to drink fast than goon is though, which is probably a bad idea

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 No.179583

>>179582

nah the faster ya drink the better

I think I drank 8 sds in less than half an hour

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 No.179584

I'm about to start cup 9 I reckon

Hope I'm not up till dawn like last night

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 No.179585

>>179564

Only Little Fat Lamb I've found gross is the tropical flavour.

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 No.179586

Oh wow. Sudden wave of drunkenness has come upon me. Drank a bit more goon and 10 mins later I feel tingles all over my body. I've had about 5 or so unit so far. Feeling goood NEETs.

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 No.179587

>>179585

I should get Ginger at some point

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 No.179588

>>179586

Thats like 4 beers

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 No.179589

>>179586

I know what you mean I'm at 8 or 9 sds

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 No.179590

>>179586

Suddenly feeling drunk is a wonderful feeling

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 No.179591

yee

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 No.179592

>>179589

I was thinking about that when I drank a bit of it earlier. A couple of sips and it's a beer

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 No.179593

>>179592

>A couple of sips and it's a beer

what was it before it was beer

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 No.179594

>>179593

I don't judge a beer by its past

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 No.179595

File: 9ac9ee25944d8ed⋯.png (1.54 KB,404x15,404:15,aus on the rise.png)

all the retards on this site will flood our board if you keep this up

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 No.179596

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 No.179597

>>179595

/aus/ is there a lot for me, maybe it's an IP thing

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 No.179598

>>179597

So that neet is a robot and a pedofag

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 No.179599

>>179597

We're a solid top 25 board now. Top 10 if you go by PPH. I think it's actually a sign that 8ch is dying.

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 No.179600

>>179599

8chan was dying when I first came here years ago

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 No.179601

>>179599

>>179599

in term of posts per person only /animus/ hits harder and IIRC they're basically /b/

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 No.179602

You cunts play footy as a kid? My Dad forced me into it even though I'd rather be at home playing video games. Nowdays I understand exactly why he did, I just wish he did more to make me less of a soyboy cunt.

I reckon we need mandatory military service or something. I would be such a different person if I didn't waste my youth playing WoW and smoking cones in my broken home

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 No.179603

>>179601

One day this website will just be the neet general

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 No.179604

>>179602

I played a lot because I enjoy sports. I was pretty shit at it though, as i am at most things

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 No.179605

My powers out

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 No.179606

>>179602

never really touched sports cause I knew I was bad and was alwaya afraid the other kids would pick on me/get angry at me even if i knew they wouldnt

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 No.179607

>>179602

I played soccer and AFL for a while but w as shit at both, no regrets for not playing WoW as a kid just not eating and sleeping more as I could have got another inch or two I'm sure.

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 No.179608

>>179602

I played various sports, until I quite everything when I was 15 and just became a depressed cunt who did nothing.

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 No.179609

>>179606

they probably would

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 No.179610

>>179609

honestly yeah thats true

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 No.179611

>>179602

Conscriptment would sort a lot of cunts out I reckon. The military would need to go back to the way it was ten or twenty years ago though.

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 No.179612

>>179611

Getting them at 18 is too late. the rot has already set in by that point.

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 No.179613

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Meatlovers Domino Pizza coming to me.

Good drunk euphoria right here had about 6.5 drinks now, I got the diamonds scraping sideways my life in altereds states dem back it up.

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 No.179614

>>179602

I was literally the only cunt in my home town that hasn't played a single game of club football

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 No.179615

>>179602

>I just wish he did more to make me less of a soyboy cunt.

I know exactly how you feel

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 No.179616

My father tried to make me less of a soyboy, but he didn't understand that it was his abuse and belittling of me which destroyed my confidence and made me a soyboy in the first place.

All his efforts to fix me just made me worse because he was such a cunt.

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 No.179617

My mouth is really dry though,.intense. Can 't wait for that pizza.

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 No.179618

I wish I wasn't so shy.

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 No.179619

Should I order some food to the warehouse? I've had at least 2L of goon and can't be fucked cooking

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 No.179620

File: b285931bbe0729e⋯.png (438.63 KB,628x464,157:116,One of those days.png)

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 No.179621

>>179619

It is too late to be eating. Have an early night.

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 No.179622

>>179612

True but being deprived from mobile phones for the good part of three months while doing shit like pack marching and drill instills some discipline. Handling a rifle teaches you to weild power and responsibilty then doing bayo course lets you tardrage hard and get all your anger out. Reckon we'd have less sissy fucks if everyone did it. The current generation that's going to have to take power and be responsible at some point is full of fucking gays and weak cunts. Conscription might sort that shit out.

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 No.179623

>>179622

Why march when you can have a wank

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 No.179624

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 No.179625

>>179621

I want food. 7/11 is probably a better bet

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 No.179626

I wish we had 24/7 delivery like new york

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 No.179627

>>179626

(((Jew York)))

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 No.179628

I'm so drunk please respond to me.

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 No.179629

I know I'm gonna sound like the >tfw depressed brainlet here but fuck me I feel shit tonight. Got no one else to tell it to so I made this post

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 No.179630

>>179628

I'm also drunk

how goes

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 No.179631

>>179628

What ya slurpin on?

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 No.179632

File: 9b44adb3544e38e⋯.png (15.52 KB,438x336,73:56,9b44adb3544e38e87e165f47ef….png)

I wish I was thinner. I got on the scales today for the first time in a while. Suddenly the bantz aren't so funny anymore.

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 No.179633

>>179627

Do a lot of people jerk off in jew York shitty?

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 No.179634

>>179632

I wish I was fatter I;m a meter 80 and onl 65

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 No.179635

>>179632

How much did you weigh in at, big boy?

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 No.179636

>>179632

Did it say void warranty that's what makes a big bigboi

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 No.179637

>>179628 (You)

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 No.179638

>>179632

Stop eating. I have more sympathy for the alcos in the gen than fatties

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 No.179639

>>179637

I chuckled

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 No.179640

>>179638

>Stop eating.

Get a job faggot.

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 No.179641

>>179638

alcos dindu nuffin

t. skinny af alco

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 No.179642

>>179640

Don't say those disgusting things to me or I'll report you to Cenno

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 No.179643

Alcohol is objectively an addictive drug.

Fat people are so weak they cannot resist opening another tub of ice cream or eating another packet of tim tams. Do not buy shit food, tell your mumbot to not buy shit food.

Stop being pathetic.

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 No.179644

>>179630

>>179628

Sup m9s, I just poured my first cup. Cheers

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 No.179646

>>179644

only your first?

you better be on your 5th b midnight

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 No.179647

>>179631

Goon and beer.

I drank a bit more goon than I should, kind of panicked. Drinking water and hoping I don't throw up. Light spins going on. Eating my pizza, and I'll have some Aldi bavarian cheesecake for dessert.

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 No.179648

this ac smells like (((curry)))

I've never used it btw

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 No.179649

>>179648

A ==curry== lived in your place

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 No.179650

>>179643

reeee I don't want to work on my problems I just want to complain about their consequences

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 No.179651

>>179650

eat another timtam, fatty

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 No.179652

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What do you NEETs think about this song?

I think it encapsulates my life, the oppurtinity I squandered and now I walk the aimless road of my life, wondering where to go as I age and society looks down upon me. My mind being warped by my own outlook and society's view of me. The organ parts hit really hard.

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 No.179653

>gook is yelling at me

the good thing about being drunk is that you can't tell what people say

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 No.179654

File: 5db893e259ff8ee⋯.png (94.25 KB,1266x1117,1266:1117,5db893e259ff8eef326e4b3117….png)

>>179651

I'll make it a dozen, just for you

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 No.179655

>>179652

sounds like a remixed version of the dk rap

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 No.179656

>>179654

God bless your kind kindred spirit

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 No.179657

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>179652

Grew tired of Death Grips around Government Plates. Reckon this song is better for the neetgen.

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 No.179658

>death grips was formed in 2010

thought they were way older for some odd reason

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 No.179659

>>179657

this is a nice song

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 No.179660

21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

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 No.179661

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 No.179662

>tfw depressed

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 No.179663

that little faggot hes a millionaire

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 No.179664

>>179646

Yeah mate I'm really trying my hardest to stay sober during the daylight hours. Need to be so I can watch the upcoming tennis season. Might even head to the Brisbane International if I can scrape enough coin

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 No.179665

File: d39c565363a6898⋯.jpg (880.6 KB,4608x3456,4:3,15144655616701762521491.jpg)

GIVE ME BACK MY POWER WESTERN POWER

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 No.179666

File: 7b2f33ebd00cd13⋯.jpeg (17.13 KB,390x377,30:29,images (31).jpeg)

>Bitcoins crashing

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 No.179667

THAT AINT WORKIN

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 No.179668

>>179665

nigga what state you in, and why's the power off?

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 No.179669

>>179653

Why is she yelling?

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 No.179670

>>179669

she's a gook all gooks do is yell

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 No.179671

>>179668

An aboriginal tried to steal the power lines so he could trade it at dans

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 No.179672

>>179665

have a wank

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 No.179673

>>179671

proof

if u have proof I'll laugh 4 days

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 No.179674

>>179666

bitcoin crashes all the time satan, just hold onto your wallet.

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 No.179675

>>179668

>western power

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 No.179676

>>179666

>investing in a meme "currency"

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 No.179677

>>179675

hey guy, kys

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 No.179678

might quit my job and become a meme alcoholic

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 No.179679

File: 4dcb2313de979f2⋯.png (34.52 KB,408x450,68:75,4dcb2313de979f2d4c8cafcf4d….png)

>>179677

pictured: u

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 No.179680

Poor man dey suffer

Monkey dey work

Baboon dey chop

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 No.179681

theres cocaine runnin around in my brain so i chat to everybody the cocaines to blame

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 No.179682

>>179681

Is that a type of goon? I've only ever had the normal goon and the clear russian goon that comes in a bottle

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 No.179683

File: cb993687a63f017⋯.jpg (13.85 KB,300x300,1:1,2554003.jpg)

Got up at 2pm today after last nights finishing of the goon sack along with 4 shots of scotch making me pretty hungover, Had a 2 hour call with Medicare before heading out to liqourland to spend my gift card on pic related, came back, had a dinner of instant noodles and headed to the gym before coming back tired and catching up on the gen and opening my beer

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 No.179684

>>179678

do it

>>179679

i wish i could grow that much facial hairs

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 No.179685

>>179684

>do it

Might ring my boss next week before I'm scheduled to go back. I'll tell him my uncle dan is sick and needs me to look after him for a little while

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 No.179686

File: 7f2f9f1d4bfbf04⋯.png (342.16 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-12-28-21-1….png)

I've been looking at some Nigerian message board, dey have computer but dey know not how to use em.

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 No.179687

>>179683

good on ya, is green different from red?

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 No.179688

>>179683

You lead a very conflicted life, trying to better yourself by going to a gym but then destroying your health with the binge drinking

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 No.179689

>>179686

I need to find my notebook now, that advice sounds good

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 No.179690

>>179687

red goes down faster

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 No.179691

>>179688

A bit like being poor but then spending all your money on goon

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 No.179692

>>179687

Red is only 4% alc. vol vs 4.9% for green, also there's a 9 or sodollar price difference

>>179688

Tell me about it

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 No.179693

>>179686

>U will feel the miracle

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 No.179694

File: eb95fafdfc236e0⋯.png (157.09 KB,711x885,237:295,eb95fafdfc236e09a27c1a3c9e….png)

>tfw have to take a plate out to the sink but I am now noticeably drunk and don't want mummybot to know I have an increasingly concerning drinking problem fueled by a bunch of autistic neets on a dead imageboard

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 No.179695

the scrotum skin is loose on my right side giving my right testicle way too much freedom of motion

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 No.179696

>>179694

have a wank

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 No.179697

>>179696

you always give the right advice, neeto

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 No.179698

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the neet camping song

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 No.179700

File: 5c8f427e6f0ac43⋯.jpg (30.5 KB,600x600,1:1,37d.jpg)

>>179694

>his mummybot isn't well aware and doesn't care about his drinking problem

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 No.179701

>>179700

mummybot won't give up on the idea that I'm actually a good son because I don't go out drinking and doing drugs like the other young degenerates

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 No.179702

>>179694

heh, i know that feel

the obvious solution is to let your room turn into a pigsty

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 No.179703

>>179701

I think my mummybot, as strange as it may sound is in a way relieved that I got into alchol and not something like heroin or mdma like the kids of some people she knows

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 No.179704

File: 1ce41fad255743a⋯.png (261.16 KB,294x443,294:443,1511523407.png)

>mfw steam won't start

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 No.179705

>>179703

my mummybot makes condescending comments when she notices I'm drinking multiple beers every day

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 No.179706

>tfw i can't develop a drinking problem

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 No.179707

Ate the entire meatlovers pizza, sure enough Mummybot had gotten me sushi beforehand that I didn't notice so I had that and then I tucked into my cheesecake. I feel so good, I want to make love with an asian gill about now I wish I had am asian GF.

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 No.179708

>>179706

Consistency is the key

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 No.179709

>>179707

>tfw no small asian gf to smother in your glorious neet stomach while she screams in pain

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 No.179710

>>179708

i sometimes go months without a drink

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 No.179711

My existence is appalling. tfw

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 No.179712

>>179710

That's why you're failing alcoholic classes mate. Start with a couple of drinks a night and work from there

>>179711

mine is moreso cunt, fight me

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 No.179713

>>179705

Mine used to but then stopped noticing

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 No.179714

>>179712

i try to convince mum to buy me some goon, but if i seem to eager for the goon she won't buy it. nonetheless ill keep trying

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 No.179715

File: dd50664cdfb8ecd⋯.png (240.78 KB,635x473,635:473,1512460840993.png)

>bottle shop closes soon and is too far away to walk to in time

>already drunk from the stuff I got there this morning so can't drive to it

fate is a cruel mistress

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 No.179716

>>179714

you need to learn the tsundere ways and apply it towards goon

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 No.179717

>>179715

bike there

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 No.179718

That feel when no gook girlfriend who lives at the milkbar with a cute little bum who wears jeans and thongs year round

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 No.179719

>>179717

what kind of homosexual owns a bike

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 No.179720

>>179709

What the fuck is wrong with you cannibal? I mean kissing a beautiful pale skin jorean or japanese girl and worshiping her body.

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 No.179721

>>179720

jap girls are raised to worship, not to be worshiped. Get that cucky western mindset out of your heat and get your fupa on hers.

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 No.179722

>>179704

wank harder

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 No.179723

>>179720

Asians are no fun to rape, they just flap they're arms and make weird noises. It's like raping a chicken

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 No.179724

>>179722

Mate i've had like 5 or 6 already today, I need a break

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 No.179725

>>179723

raping chickens is great cunt, maybe you've been raping the roosters

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 No.179726

>>179712

>fight me

Can't, too pathetic to even throw a decent punch. Had no father to teach me such things ay

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 No.179727

>>179726

my dad taught me how to drink beer and ruin my mother's life

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