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What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?
Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?
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No.179677
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No.179678
might quit my job and become a meme alcoholic
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No.179679
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No.179680
Poor man dey suffer
Monkey dey work
Baboon dey chop
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No.179681
theres cocaine runnin around in my brain so i chat to everybody the cocaines to blame
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No.179682
>>179681
Is that a type of goon? I've only ever had the normal goon and the clear russian goon that comes in a bottle
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No.179683
Got up at 2pm today after last nights finishing of the goon sack along with 4 shots of scotch making me pretty hungover, Had a 2 hour call with Medicare before heading out to liqourland to spend my gift card on pic related, came back, had a dinner of instant noodles and headed to the gym before coming back tired and catching up on the gen and opening my beer
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No.179684
>>179678
do it
>>179679
i wish i could grow that much facial hairs
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No.179685
>>179684
>do it
Might ring my boss next week before I'm scheduled to go back. I'll tell him my uncle dan is sick and needs me to look after him for a little while
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No.179686
I've been looking at some Nigerian message board, dey have computer but dey know not how to use em.
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No.179687
>>179683
good on ya, is green different from red?
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No.179688
>>179683
You lead a very conflicted life, trying to better yourself by going to a gym but then destroying your health with the binge drinking
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No.179689
>>179686
I need to find my notebook now, that advice sounds good
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No.179690
>>179687
red goes down faster
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No.179691
>>179688
A bit like being poor but then spending all your money on goon
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No.179692
>>179687
Red is only 4% alc. vol vs 4.9% for green, also there's a 9 or sodollar price difference
>>179688
Tell me about it
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No.179693
>>179686
>U will feel the miracle
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No.179694
>tfw have to take a plate out to the sink but I am now noticeably drunk and don't want mummybot to know I have an increasingly concerning drinking problem fueled by a bunch of autistic neets on a dead imageboard
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No.179695
the scrotum skin is loose on my right side giving my right testicle way too much freedom of motion
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No.179696
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No.179697
>>179696
you always give the right advice, neeto
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No.179698
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.179700
>>179694
>his mummybot isn't well aware and doesn't care about his drinking problem
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No.179701
>>179700
mummybot won't give up on the idea that I'm actually a good son because I don't go out drinking and doing drugs like the other young degenerates
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No.179702
>>179694
heh, i know that feel
the obvious solution is to let your room turn into a pigsty
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No.179703
>>179701
I think my mummybot, as strange as it may sound is in a way relieved that I got into alchol and not something like heroin or mdma like the kids of some people she knows
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No.179704
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No.179705
>>179703
my mummybot makes condescending comments when she notices I'm drinking multiple beers every day
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No.179706
>tfw i can't develop a drinking problem
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No.179707
Ate the entire meatlovers pizza, sure enough Mummybot had gotten me sushi beforehand that I didn't notice so I had that and then I tucked into my cheesecake. I feel so good, I want to make love with an asian gill about now I wish I had am asian GF.
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No.179708
>>179706
Consistency is the key
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No.179709
>>179707
>tfw no small asian gf to smother in your glorious neet stomach while she screams in pain
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No.179710
>>179708
i sometimes go months without a drink
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No.179711
My existence is appalling. tfw
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No.179712
>>179710
That's why you're failing alcoholic classes mate. Start with a couple of drinks a night and work from there
>>179711
mine is moreso cunt, fight me
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No.179713
>>179705
Mine used to but then stopped noticing
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No.179714
>>179712
i try to convince mum to buy me some goon, but if i seem to eager for the goon she won't buy it. nonetheless ill keep trying
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No.179715
>bottle shop closes soon and is too far away to walk to in time
>already drunk from the stuff I got there this morning so can't drive to it
fate is a cruel mistress
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No.179716
>>179714
you need to learn the tsundere ways and apply it towards goon
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No.179717
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No.179718
That feel when no gook girlfriend who lives at the milkbar with a cute little bum who wears jeans and thongs year round
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No.179719
>>179717
what kind of homosexual owns a bike
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No.179720
>>179709
What the fuck is wrong with you cannibal? I mean kissing a beautiful pale skin jorean or japanese girl and worshiping her body.
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No.179721
>>179720
jap girls are raised to worship, not to be worshiped. Get that cucky western mindset out of your heat and get your fupa on hers.
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No.179722
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No.179723
>>179720
Asians are no fun to rape, they just flap they're arms and make weird noises. It's like raping a chicken
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No.179724
>>179722
Mate i've had like 5 or 6 already today, I need a break
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No.179725
>>179723
raping chickens is great cunt, maybe you've been raping the roosters
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No.179726
>>179712
>fight me
Can't, too pathetic to even throw a decent punch. Had no father to teach me such things ay
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No.179727
>>179726
my dad taught me how to drink beer and ruin my mother's life
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