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 No.163306 [Last50 Posts]

Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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 No.163307

And in my fit of rage, I forgot to link to the old one. Everything is fucked

>>162505

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 No.163309

Neetgen was a mistake. Humanity was a mistake. Melbourne was a mistake which is about to be corrected by the Wrath of Kek. Neets, what are you doing to keep comfy?

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 No.163310

I made the thread last time, youse cunts need to step up once in a while. One day you'll be out on your own and the only one you can rely on to make the thread is yourself

Also don't get the number wrong like that other fucking mong

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 No.163312

>>163310

>don't get the number wrong

ahh, i almost did it perfect

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 No.163315

>>163312

It was a good OP actually, better luck next time my unemployed friend

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 No.163316

File: 2ea842965b66478⋯.jpg (1.08 MB,2209x2921,2209:2921,monk_pepe.jpg)

>>163310

are you monkNEET?

i found your pepe

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 No.163317

>>163316

I am not, I just liked his term and was low on edition title ideas

Funnily enough I also found that pepe when searching for an OP image for the previous thread. I ended up going with the other one because it fit in with the positiveneet vibe too.

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 No.163319

>>163316

Looks like he's enjoying that goon

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 No.163320

Gonna go to bed now neets

Hopefully the sacrifice of all Victorians will make gfcemeber a reality. We're all gonna make it, brahs (not victorians though)

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 No.163321

>>163320

But I'm a Gippslander, not a Victorian

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 No.163322

>>163304

They hide the poos and build fake loos when the international poo inspectors arrive

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 No.163323

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.163324

>>163321

Tell it to the ocean that's about to fall on your head.

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 No.163326

So when is this memestorm supposed to hit?

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 No.163327

Late night neet snacks - what do you feed neets after midnight?

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 No.163328

>>163327

Don't feed the NEETs after midnight

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 No.163329

>>163315

Topical, relevant pepe, quaint message and linked to the old.

but i always fuck something up. always

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 No.163330

>>163329

It's okay, you can try again in a couple of days

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 No.163331

>>163330

…when we celebrate the results of Kek's final solution to the Melbourne question.

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 No.163332

Might need to set up some emergency NEET swimming lessons

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 No.163333

File: 1802e77b36949ac⋯.jpg (48.19 KB,1024x962,512:481,1510758761157.jpg)

Anyone want to have a platonic cuddle?

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 No.163334

>tfw going to bed depressed

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 No.163336

Faggots need to be gassed.

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 No.163337

>>163310

I was passed out drunk

>>163320

G'night

>>163327

Whatever fits in the microwave

>>163333

Yes, and nice digits

>>163334

Have a wank

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 No.163338

Bumhole extreme

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 No.163340

Hey cunts. First night in my new monk life of not having a beer before bed.

Wish we luck, and remember: fuck Dan

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 No.163341

>>163340

but dan's our friend

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 No.163342

File: 3128d2e15ceff02⋯.png (54.8 KB,521x520,521:520,Melbourne radar.png)

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 No.163343

File: 6bba0d726131411⋯.jpg (50.14 KB,499x499,1:1,1510199754001.jpg)

Gonna be comfy inside as normies drive to work in the flooding rains

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 No.163344

>>163340

See you back in a few hours

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 No.163345

>>163342

Hopefully the city gets fucked over and plenty of faggots and niggers die.

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 No.163347

>tfw live in WA

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 No.163348

File: 9b44adb3544e38e⋯.png (15.52 KB,438x336,73:56,images (3).png)

New diet plan

Breakfast - black coffee

Lunch - ham mustard and lettuce sandwich on wholemeal bread

Dinner - small portion of fish or chicken and rest of plate vegetables

Dessert- two pieces of fruit

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 No.163349

>>163348

Not bad, I'm still getting through the batch of stir fry I cooked.

Had a homemade burger with beef patty + bacon, lettuce and tomato for breakfast.

Gonna have an apple now

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 No.163350

>>163348

I eat whatever I find In people's bins

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 No.163351

>>163342

Looks like I'm safe in Gippsland, for now

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 No.163352

Thunder has sent my dog nuts. He keeps trying to dig through the floor. I can't sleep because I'm constantly having to stop him from wrecking the carpet.

Have got out of bed and come to the PC room. He seems a bit more settled in here. I turned the loud pedestal fan on so he can't hear the thunder any more.

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 No.163353

>>163340

Good luck.

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 No.163354

File: aeace6a87ff32cd⋯.png (404.22 KB,643x359,643:359,stockxxxxx.png)

Do you cunts know codeine is becoming prescription only?

Lmao if you get a toothache or injury and you have to wait around to see a doc before you get codeine. And even then it'll be at the doc's discretion.

I am stocking up personally

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 No.163355

>>163354

How much codeine is in em?

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 No.163356

>>163354

But can it CWE?

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 No.163357

File: 3ab7521fa218641⋯.jpg (63 KB,700x714,50:51,1511891318031.jpg)

They are banning phenibut too

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 No.163358

>>163357

source?

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 No.163359

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 No.163360

>>163358

That's a character from an old cartoon called The Simpsons. It used to be on channel ten when I was a kid.

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 No.163361

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 No.163362

Is the Perth meet up still going ahead?

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 No.163363

Please respond

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 No.163364

>>163360

smooth brain

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 No.163365

>>163363

We already had it. We decided it would be better without you. I'm sorry. We didn't have the heart to tell you.

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 No.163366

File: a9459e297378d7c⋯.png (495.12 KB,873x644,873:644,hmmm.png)

Really got me thinkin

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 No.163367

>>163366

pickaninny

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 No.163368

There is a lull in the rain. I wonder if it is safe to go back to bed. I bet I will just have switched out the lights and then there will be more thunder and the dog will go nuts again.

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 No.163369

>>163362

Yeh were meeting up at the old abandoned pizza hut, rape neets gonna supply the drinks

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 No.163370

>>163302

Even the argument that it's a cultural thing already works

>what you're against child sexual intercourse?

>that's very islam/hindu phobic

>child marriage is a traditional custom in their culture

<and we're a multicultural country

I'm not actually racist, my issue is the notion of multiculturalism. I'm not against multi-ehnicism if there was a forced assimilation (pretty far-fetched i know) process and we all had one culture.

I dont think culture is genetic although i think xenophobia is natural and isolated groups develop their own cultures.

anyway sorry to go off on a tangent

my internet fucked up, probably to do with the rain in SA

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 No.163371

>>163319

monkNEET would be too if he just took the good advice Dan's been giving him

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 No.163372

>>163371

I'm just smoking my pre-bed joint. Gonna watch a sci-fi movie in bed I reckon

My poos have become a lot better buying all this healthy food and ditching the piss

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 No.163373

>>163338

i like this one

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 No.163374

>tfw hate my life

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 No.163375

>>163340

Dan has always been there for you and this is how you treat him?

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 No.163376

>>163348

>tfw having 2nd dinner of 3 meegorengs a chicken breast and two eggs after a hunger tamers box

i've gained immense power

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 No.163377

>>163372

I'm downloading a cam of Justice League as I'm far too depressed to see it at the cinema and far too impatient to wait for the dvd.

>>163374

so do I

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 No.163378

>>163354

prescription codeine is the best tho

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 No.163379

>>163372

Cloud Atlas is a decent sci-fi pic imo

pretty long though

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 No.163380

File: 7235878e276853c⋯.png (231.42 KB,643x537,643:537,1465987875503.png)

>>163377

>caring about a shitty movie that much

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 No.163381

Where'd you all fuck off to?

are you all secretly Melbournians and just fucking died? If you dont post soon i'm going to presume so.

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 No.163382

>>163381

Not yet.

I decided to smoke half my joint and watch one more youtube video. Bad monk. Now I will smoke the rest and sleep.

I will confirm my status as alive when I hopefully wake

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 No.163383

>>163380

>his tastes differ from mine and this bothers me

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 No.163384

My bumhole is itchy again, my biggest fear is having an itchy asshole fit in public and trying not to scratch it with my nails and getting shit all over my hands

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 No.163385

>>163384

You clearly havent discovered the repeated bum tensing to simulate an itch

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 No.163386

went back to 4chan for the second day in a row

there is a serious NEET hate theme happening especially in the auspol. why would they hate their superiors? we are the chans.

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 No.163387

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>163382

there's an album called natural mystic (theres actually two- i dunno whats up with that) that has these old marley tracks

used to love listening to this bent

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 No.163388

www.realaboriginalrape.com

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 No.163389

>>163388

>vanilla af

www.bunyiprapingkooris.edu

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 No.163390

>>163389

Them boongs don't look 18 m8

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 No.163391

>>163388

I ain't clicking that shit nigger.

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 No.163392

File: be6c09e6d1df9dc⋯.webm (1.81 MB,1440x870,48:29,warsow.webm)

This game's pretty fun so far, lagged a bit on recording but I barely set it up.

Warsow's the game, it's free and it's on Windows/Mac/Linux

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 No.163393

>>163392

Can you meet qt boongas on it?

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 No.163394

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.163395

>>163394

That's abo music

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 No.163396

File: 72c71daa5b70da5⋯.png (1.52 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-11-30-23-4….png)

Just found poojeeta

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 No.163397

File: 731ceceb1dc7f29⋯.jpg (54.92 KB,486x409,486:409,batkek.jpg)

>>163396

>Name: Vidya

Holy fuck my sides.

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 No.163398

File: eea8cb1cccaf392⋯.mp4 (8.34 MB,1920x1080,16:9,test.mp4)

You should play this game NEETs, sadly no nearby multiplayer but bot's are provided.

Bitrate on recording was a bit too high hence the framerate drop.

Game:Warsow

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 No.163399

>>163398

Fix your framerate son.

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 No.163400

>>163399

The framerate is barely noticeable whilst playing, it's the video settings.

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 No.163401

File: 2d71cb34122034f⋯.jpg (1.58 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15120642003521355025885.jpg)

So my pc WiFi adaptor is fucked so I fished out the world's biggest ethernet cable

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 No.163402

>>163401

Did you buy that as a sex toy so you can spitroast yourself?

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 No.163403

>>163377

>downloading a cam

Stop. Just stop. Next you'll be watching dubbed anime.

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 No.163404

>>163402

I used it in a scientific rape experiment for high school

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 No.163405

>>163403

My aboriginal porn is dubbed in korean

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 No.163406

>>163405

I used to wonder 'are the koreans japanese tier gooks or chink tier gooks'. Only now in this late hour do I understand they're not even chink tier.

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 No.163407

>>163406

Koreans are shit tier. They split their country into one side being led by a baby murdering cult and the other being commies.

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 No.163408

>>163406

Also: Learn to use inverted commas. Faggot.

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 No.163409

>>163408

If you bully neets you can get gang raped in here

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 No.163410

>>163409

Fuck off rape neet. My doors and windows are locked.

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 No.163411

>>163410

That didn't stop me last time

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 No.163412

>>163408

>>163409

>>163410

Time to go to bed guys, you're getting unruly.

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 No.163413

>>163411

Jokes on you, I got VD from a chink.

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 No.163414

>>163412

I'll fucking rape you dog

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 No.163415

>>163412

I'll bully you so hard your self esteem becomes low enough that rape neet can just slide right in.

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 No.163416

File: b79f378d8dcff13⋯.jpg (128.72 KB,740x628,185:157,melbourne.jpg)

Morning NEETs. You may have gone to bed depressed, but you can wake up to news like this! How will you celebrate Melbourne's destruction?

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 No.163417

Morning poofters.

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 No.163418

>>163416

Morning cunt.

>Lives at risk in Vic

HAHAHA no. Only soulless faggotkin live there.

>>163417

Morning abo fucker.

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 No.163420

File: ab7dcb1a03f4f47⋯.jpg (40.5 KB,500x350,10:7,big-pepe.jpg)

>>163416

I'm prepared. I've taped foam to my laptop so it will float and I've been binge eating tendies all night so my BMI is now in the morbidly obese range so I'll float too.

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 No.163421

>tfw woke up depressed

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 No.163422

>>163401

I use a 15 metre ethernet cable to connect my NBN box to my PC.

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 No.163425

>>163396

She wants you to play with her, press all her buttons

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 No.163426

>>163422

>NBN box

Fixed wireless or FTTP?

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 No.163427

>>163416

>>163417

>>163418

morning

that pic was too much of a tease. i thought it was an actual photo of that railway station to begin with

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 No.163428

File: ad28bce28d03d71⋯.jpg (104.98 KB,962x642,481:321,1443441629377.jpg)

>>163426

FTTP nigga.

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 No.163429

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-01/red-symons-announces-departure-abc-breakfast-radio/9210332

>Why am I going? They haven't said and I haven't asked

Red Symons just got the boot. His show is no. 3 in ratings, smells fishy.

Weinstein effect.

I've got a funny feeling they're jumping the gun coz they know someone will come out and say he sexually assaulted them and it's look bad for poofters.

He's definitely the type.

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 No.163430

>>163429

More likely to do with his fake "racism" controversy a while ago.

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 No.163431

>>163430

Symons: Are you yellow? So you're not.

Wang: Do I look yellow?

Symons: No, you don't. You look pink.

Wang: I mean, you look a bit pink. You're a bit pink.

Symons: Righto. Wang, I'm guessing, is Chinese but what …

Wang: No, not Chinese.

Symons: See already.

Wang: Taiwanese and look I've got a mug here that I carry around the ABC with me that says "It's fun to be Canadian".

Symons: You're Canadian?

Wang: I am Canadian.

Racism against Canadians - Australia says NO

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 No.163432

File: e7b68dca5c6c8d7⋯.jpg (79.18 KB,634x476,317:238,sailor goon.jpg)

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 No.163433

>>163416

morning, waking up today was glorious

>cooler weather

>got a non-rejection email from that hospital job i wanted saying they're putting hires on hold

>drinking mug of cold pressed coffee

>>163417

morning

>>163431

he's got too many brain cells to be in the abc anyway

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 No.163434

Beautiful sunny morning here in WA

As it should be in summer. Some states obviously don't understand that though

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 No.163435

>>163434

Some states like to go against conventions. To break the mould.

States like yours couldn't understand what real states are trying to do.

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 No.163436

>>163435

There will be mould everywhere in Melbourne pretty soon

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 No.163437

>>163436

And we will break it!

You walked right into that one.

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 No.163438

>>163421

>tfw didn't wake up as I couldn't get to sleep

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 No.163439

>>163438

You haven't slept since last month neeto

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 No.163440

Another shithouse sleep. Better not rain so hard I'm forced awake tonight.

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 No.163441

File: 30a75b0a23723d5⋯.png (16.57 KB,640x560,8:7,1168 - g4T8kYJ.png)

Depression weighing quite heavily on me right now.

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 No.163442

Fuck I'm feeling so anxious. Might be because of the no piss

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 No.163443

Don't be so down neets

Get some smug on your mug

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 No.163444

I tried the Old Pulteney yesterday (made me feel a bit sick) and right now I am trying the Highland Park.

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 No.163445

The highland park went down best of the whiskies so far. Very easy to drink and a pleasant smoky smell and taste. No gag reflex like with the other two.

Just the Caol Ila to try now. I will probably do it tomorrow.

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 No.163446

>>163403

Too late, I watched it although my desire to watch any form of anime remains extremely low.

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 No.163447

>>163445

The caol illa might be a shock to the system, extremely smokey, pungent and phenolic.

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 No.163448

>>163437

>And we will break it!

By having lots of gay buttsex on it ?

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 No.163449

>almost a decade without friends

how the fuck did i do it. oh that's right, porn!

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 No.163450

>>163447

I am looking forward to it. Nothing can be worse than that fruity abomination the Glenmorangie.

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 No.163451

>>163446

I thought about watching an anime once and rapeneet instantly jumped through my window.

Anime, not even once.

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 No.163452

>>163450

you probably prefer savory tastes then m8

look for more islay malts

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 No.163453

>>163452

I don't think I am going to buy any more whiskies. even the Highland Park is repeating on me now, and I don't really like the feeling.

Drinking is just not for me.

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 No.163454

>>163451

That's a feature, not a fault

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 No.163456

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 No.163457

>>163416

Surfs up mate.

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 No.163458

>>163454

My ringhole says it's a fault

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 No.163459

>>163457

>(melbournian gargling intensifies)

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 No.163460

>>163458

The neet general is no place for bigotry mate

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 No.163461

Fuck yeah, real estate finally repaid me my bond variation money.

I like getting $180

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 No.163462

>>163460

Yeah, I blame those fucking jewnigger trannys.

Racist bigoted faggot cunts they are.

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 No.163463

>>163461

Spend it wisely m8. No neet frivolities.

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 No.163464

>>163463

I shall m8, I have already ordered 12 casks of goon and a bulk crate of tendies.

Just the basics of survival.

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 No.163465

are we going to try to enter the attension hungry games?

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 No.163466

>>163465

I don't know what that is but it sounds dumb.

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 No.163467

>>163465

how does this work?

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 No.163468

Having some for dinner Frozen Winter Veggies, Red Kidney Beans, Shitake Mushrooms with a boiled Egg and some organic green tea called BrainStorm Tea study tea, I had just 2 cappuccinos this morning and lunch (didn't have lunch).

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 No.163469

>>163467

I've seen /canada/ and /leftypol/ win it so I'm fairly sure gay sex is involved

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 No.163470

>>163468

Sounds a bit pretentious. Not honest neet cuisine at all.

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 No.163471

>>163469

>>163470

Mate, I just I had a feast yesterday a kebab, small chips and a can of coke zero for dinner, I'm having something else.

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 No.163472

>>163471

Well just be a bit careful with all that poofter stuff m8.

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 No.163473

File: 3332f30e64e5b28⋯.png (44.52 KB,400x266,200:133,taskforce-integrity.png)

Fraudulent NEETs will be punished under the full force of the law.

https://www.humanservices.gov.au/organisations/about-us/taskforce-integrity

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 No.163474

>>163473

>Using payment data, we focus on regions where we know customers are at a higher risk of receiving the wrong payment or committing fraud.

abos btfo

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 No.163475

>>163473

Apparently after September next year they plan on cracking down on attendance failure for job agencies too.

Basically they'll be cutting your dole for missing appointments and won't accept any excuses.

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 No.163476

Centrelink isn't letting me report. It says that my report date is today, but it is only showing the report submitted from the last reporting period.

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 No.163477

>>163475

Those Job Agencies cashing in $5000 from Government for having job seekers for a long time?

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 No.163478

NEET for a week.

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 No.163479

>>163477

I meant cutting a portion of your dole, a participation failure or some shit.

Most likely they'll get a % of the money they "save" the government.

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 No.163480

>>163476

Yeah mate that happened to me too, you gotta ring em up

They said it was happening to a lot of people

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 No.163481

Anyone play some Castlevania with a Emulator on linux with a ps4 controller it's pretty comfy?

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 No.163482

>>163479

As long you get a doctor cert from a doctor you'll be fine, right?

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 No.163484

>>163482

I'm not sure tbh, the wording of it was pretty vague

I'll try and find a link to it

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 No.163485

IT BEGINS

rip victoria

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 No.163487

>>163485

Pretty good where I'm at here in the South Eastern Peninsula, I can't wait for the weekend.

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 No.163488

>>163482

https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/BudgetReview201718/JobSeeker

This is the scary bit

>Under the second Intensive Compliance Phase there will be escalating penalties for additional failures: a loss of 50 per cent of a fortnightly payment for the first failure, 100 per cent of a payment for the second failure and cancellation of payment for four weeks for a third failure

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 No.163489

>>163488

Aah never trust a liberal ever again.

heh.

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 No.163490

>>163485

There's only some light rain happening here in East Gippsland

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 No.163491

File: 2f30c3453819997⋯.png (897.63 KB,1680x1050,8:5,ttdop.png)

>>163481

Post your desktop

>pic not mine

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 No.163492

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Eggy's streaming

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 No.163493

>tfw at the gym during neet hours

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 No.163494

File: 78984310d1db4f8⋯.png (252.85 KB,1920x1080,16:9,sparkyscreenshot.png)

>>163491

Distro I'm on is called Sparky Linux based on Debian Stable.

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 No.163495

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.163496

File: 5df47227d00ee5f⋯.png (465.83 KB,3840x2160,16:9,desktop.png)

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 No.163497

>>163495

Howdy m8, hows the haemoroids ?

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 No.163498

This storm in Melbourne has been piss-weak so far. I was hoping for an apocalyptic flood to wash everything away.

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 No.163499

>>163498

It probably sucked up all the soy

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 No.163500

>>163496

Chitoge is a shit

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 No.163501

>>163500

I agree, Tsugumi a fucking best, but I like the 'what a loser'.

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 No.163502

>>163498

>This storm in Melbourne has been piss-weak so far. I was hoping for an apocalyptic flood to wash everything away.

im glad someone thinks the same, i was hoping the rain up here in Brissy would wash away Pauline Hanson, send her packing back to pommy land but na, she is still here sadly

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 No.163503

>>163502

I thought we loved Pauline

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 No.163504

>>163503

she has failed us yet again in Brissy land so no big loss

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 No.163505

>>163498

saturday's apparently going to be worse

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 No.163506

>>163505

I can only hope.

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 No.163507

>>163504

Go to her office in albion and complain. I agree with you on her though.

Im at the psychologists now trying to get better after 10 years of impairing anxiety. What are you neetos doing to make 2018 more comfy than depressing?

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 No.163508

>tfw extremely depressed

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 No.163509

>>163507

I thought Pauline made 1 million buckoroos on the election money?

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 No.163510

the cenno neetbux payment support line is always fucking engaged

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 No.163511

>>163508

What are you doing about it besides posting "tfw depressed" every day? I hate giving normie advice, but your depression is not going to fix itself.

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 No.163512

>>163510

>>163508

Eat healthy, Improves the Mood Think.

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 No.163513

>>163510

You need to call at off times otherwise you'll never get through

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 No.163514

>>163507

>>What are you neetos doing to make 2018 more comfy than depressing?

for the first time in 10 years of having 0 $$$ i have found a job last week, just cleaning but i feel good knowing that i can afford the middle shelf tier grog at dans and not get shunned for purchasing the $5 cheapo wine. for the first time "it feels good man" and not having to worry about being behind in rent, perhaps 2018 will go in my favor, i only wish it would do the same for some poor neet out there with same problems

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 No.163515

>>163514

2017 went similar to that for me. It's a nice feel to be a bit more stable in life, even if you do slave away for it. If only I was disabled enough for dsp

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 No.163516

>>163511

When I feel sad I watch BBC videos

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 No.163517

God can this storm wipe this dumb fucking city out already, sitting here /comfy/ out in the hills with my fat lamb

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 No.163518

>>163517

>out in the hills with my fat lamb wearing my pretty pink dress

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 No.163519

and by the way this """""storm""""" has been a nothingburger so far

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 No.163520

File: fad6286af4b0c50⋯.png (484.56 KB,592x1024,37:64,hahah.png)

>>163518

oooh got me there

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 No.163521

I wish I had a gf

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 No.163522

>>163520

You're a self confessed tranny m8, stop mentioning your poofter drink and we won't know it's you

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 No.163523

>>163522

That's a different neet that lives in WA anyway, I live outside of M*lbourne m8

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 No.163524

>>163523

Nope, I refuse to believe we have TWO tranny neets that both drink that shit

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 No.163525

File: 275b59748e70b1e⋯.jpg (34.75 KB,480x480,1:1,275b59748e70b1e21550f134b9….jpg)

>using a new keyboard

>for some reason keyboard shortcuts not working

>spend 10 minutes googling for a solution

>look at the keyboard

>I was pressing the wrong key the entire time

I reckon I should get dspbux for this

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 No.163526

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (9.82 KB,240x180,4:3,australian_aboriginal_sex-….jpg)

>>163521

You just gotta lower your standards first

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 No.163527

>>163526

Hi little timmy , how was school today ?

Did the mean boys pick on you again ?

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 No.163528

File: a4763cf523df912⋯.png (95.68 KB,400x803,400:803,1512046731627.png)

>>163526

I'm not dardy enough to access noongar pussy.

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 No.163529

Should I have a fap?

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 No.163530

>>163527

The kids made fun of me because I don't wear pants

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 No.163531

>>163529

>failing no fap december on the first day

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 No.163532

File: ce470704d86f51c⋯.jpg (29.84 KB,378x389,378:389,images (24).jpg)

>>163529

Go for a bike ride and pick up some stacies

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 No.163533

>>163532

This is how I imagine bike ride neet

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 No.163534

My dad hates me

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 No.163536

i'm sick of this memestorm being hyped up by the news and then only getting just some mediocre rain

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 No.163537

File: 25a5623452b17c3⋯.jpeg (12.28 KB,512x288,16:9,images (10).jpeg)

>tfw had enough

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 No.163539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.163540

>>163466

>>163467

Just getting in a game of hunger games simulator vs other 300> active member boards

It's mostly just to bring attention to the board if we win

all the yanks and brits will probably flood for a day or two assuming we do win but they should fuck off for awhile and we might be able to get more aussies postin

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 No.163542

I'm thinking about cutting my own hair, but I'm scared I'm going to fuck it up even though I'm using electric clippers.

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 No.163543

>>163542

Last time I cut my own hair, I ended up shaving it off

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 No.163544

>>163542

just don't ever fucking use a clipper on your pubes.

just don't do it.

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 No.163545

>>163544

This tbh

Accidentally severed my frenelum this way

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 No.163546

Dad's drunk and running up and down the street naked yelling at people

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 No.163547

>>163546

I didn't know rapeneet had kids

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 No.163548

>>163546

Does it feel like you can see your own future?

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 No.163549

>>163548

He's probably seen that up close in his past too

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 No.163550

>>163549

The only time I saw anything like that was when my dad went to move his car in the driveway naked so mum's car could get out and take me to school

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 No.163551

File: 8fb34b062a06e5d⋯.jpg (1.98 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1512111084934654347355.jpg)

New dans catalogue is here

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 No.163552

File: 853f00b23378aeb⋯.png (38.07 KB,1053x133,1053:133,!plebbit.png)

Was browsing /r/perth to see any events going on.I've discovered one of you guys.

Don't post this on Reddit because you'll just be derided by normalfags.

Also stop posting on Reddit in general.

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 No.163553

>>163552

If he's not one of ours, we need to find a way to bring this poor lost soul home.

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 No.163554

>>163552

We should bring him here before he gets actual help from the normies

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 No.163555

>>163553

I wouldn't, just look at his post history.

>exmuslim

Being one of them.

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 No.163556

>>163552

>Also stop posting on Reddit in general.

most helpful post itt

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 No.163557

>>163465

i always tune in when everyone's already been nominated

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 No.163558

>>163534

you should be a better son

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 No.163559

>>163551

It's like a NEET's self help book.

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 No.163560

>>163556

>reddit

Literally the melbourne of internet sites.

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 No.163561

File: 06105a20320d405⋯.jpg (1.77 MB,3456x4608,3:4,15121126496001883011642.jpg)

>>163559

Look at these deals

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 No.163562

File: 56cb1cec41e2bae⋯.png (91.99 KB,500x471,500:471,14-88-fuel-total-subtotal-….png)

>>163536

>Memes vs Melbourne

Ok neets, I know we've been trying to avoid facing up to this, but the day is mostly over and melbourne still exists. We need to go deeper. We need to invoke the power of Kek. Here's how it works - everyone go out to a service station or supermarket or Dan's and buy goon or petrol or whatever totalling $14.88. We can end melbourne through the power of meme magic!

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 No.163563

>>163551

Anything good in it?

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 No.163564

File: 0c0a0733f7070ef⋯.jpg (3.01 MB,4224x2368,66:37,IMAG0193.jpg)

File: 13ac59b9124101d⋯.jpg (2.84 MB,4224x2368,66:37,IMAG0188.jpg)

File: 1a1d423eb6b32a6⋯.jpg (2.88 MB,4224x2368,66:37,IMAG0190.jpg)

File: 592d773f827844b⋯.jpg (1.43 MB,4224x2368,66:37,IMAG0191.jpg)

did a NEETcruise for 6 hours today, my legs and head hurt, about an hour of that was going through the city, got stuck trying to avoid the South Rd road works. I went through Gumaracha and the hills area and then went down to Goolwa and let my dog play around on the rocks.

sorry i didnt take many photos the hills looked great but i was driving and didnt think to stop and take a pic.

Also saw a kangaroo that was about 7ft tall at horseshoe bay, which is kind of weird, theres a lot of people around that area

time for an aldi pizza, a radox bath, some codeine and a nap

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 No.163565

>>163562

For what it's worth, I got an SMS from VicSES saying the heaviest rainfall will be on Saturday.

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 No.163566

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,do it for him.png)

>>163561

Dan never disappoints.

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 No.163567

>>163564

>some codeine

You doing a CWC or nurofen plus?

I think you can handle far more ibuprofen than paracetamol safely. Might smash five tonight.

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 No.163568

>>163564

Looks comfy, you should make videos of your NEETcruise and discuss NEET related topics.

Also from now on you shale be known as CruiseNEET.

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 No.163569

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>>163567

they're paracetamol based, i get them prescribed

>>163568

I made a couple then got spergy about it thinking someone will recognise my ute or my voice or my dog and couldn't post them

they were pretty good though

>CruiseNEET.

i'll add that to the list of titles, i like that one

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 No.163570

>>163564

Did you rape anyone?

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 No.163571

>>163570

I don't try things when i know there is competition and i will always compare myself to you. I'd rather do nothing than be second best.

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 No.163572

>>163571

Stoic.

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 No.163573

>>163572

It's a very feminine mindset

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 No.163574

>>163573

This may be the case, but he has accepted that something is beyond his control or capacity and decided not to worry about it, this is one of the principles of stoicism.

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 No.163575

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>>163574

Definitions are also beyond my control, we all interpret terminology in our own ways.

I have accepted this and I don't care.

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 No.163576

been on the phone to cenno for 2 (two) hours now, is there any hope?

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 No.163577

>>163576

>calling cenno fiday arvo

you chose this hell

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 No.163578

>>163576

>is there any hope?

Your only option is to go down to the cenno office with an axe.

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 No.163579

>>163576

>2 hours

Ha. Start bitching at 4.

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 No.163580

Fuck, sent home from work because my back is fucked and I can barely stand up straight.

That's it, I'm goin to dans.

Monk life can wait till sunday

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 No.163581

>>163576

Just wait until they tell you that they can't help you

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 No.163582

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB,300x300,1:1,unnamed.png)

>>163580

NO ESCAPE

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 No.163583

>>163580

Dan will put you right. You're in good hands now.

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 No.163584

>>163580

Dan is NGen's best friend.

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 No.163585

Ok, but just a 6 pack. Not a 10 pack tonight. Or I'll be too hungover to function until the arvo

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 No.163586

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 No.163587

>>163586

Don't make foolish posts like that please.

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 No.163588

>>163586

Gotta love that music

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 No.163589

File: 3f020bae2e3941d⋯.jpg (116.24 KB,960x960,1:1,1512116343779.jpg)

My conversation with my dad just a few minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think?

>I'm not sure, I'll think about it

>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're stable.

>okay I'll think about it and let you know

Looks like my family can't take it anymore. What should I do?

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 No.163590

>>163589

dont post pics of that faggot here

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 No.163591

>>163589

can't ever be normal with a face like that m8

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 No.163592

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 No.163593

>>163589

Sounds awesome, I'd totally go.

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 No.163594

>>163589

kys

i fucking hate you nissem

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 No.163595

>>163594

That's not nissem

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 No.163596

File: 21d45307190cfb5⋯.jpg (121.05 KB,960x960,1:1,nisem.jpg)

>>163595

yes it is

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 No.163597

>>163596

Yellow jew.

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 No.163598

File: 3bc769f39cbb87a⋯.webm (2.73 MB,325x244,325:244,very fast melbourne movin….webm)

>>163592

imagine if they got hit with a record fire season after this

would be proof god exists imo

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 No.163600

File: 6494942124cbdbf⋯.png (1.52 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-12-01-17-1….png)

Found poojeeta again

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 No.163601

>>163594

>>163597

What's the worst thing about the chinks? Besides the fact that they exist?

>>163598

I don't want to imagine, I want to watch it burn, I want to fap to videos of it.

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 No.163602

File: 91ca564f3769047⋯.jpg (126.3 KB,1041x1066,1041:1066,remove.jpg)

>>163601

>What's the worst thing about the chinks? Besides the fact that they exist?

That they're in our country.

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 No.163606

You guys'll never guess who's place I just visited.

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 No.163607

>>163606

Asian ladies Bottlemart?

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 No.163608

>>163606

Eddie McGuire?

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 No.163609

>>163606

Was it Dr Dan, neet medicine man? Did he prescribe you something?

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 No.163610

>>163606

rapeneets house? did you make it out with your bum hole intact?

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 No.163611

File: cca167b2b11735b⋯.jpg (950.54 KB,1778x1000,889:500,dans.jpg)

>>163609

Bingo. Slab of the chooks and a few nice IPAs.

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 No.163612

>>163610

rapeneet delivers, you don't go to him

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 No.163613

>>163611

Lot of boongs round that dans

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 No.163614

File: ac3eff083a4733b⋯.jpg (112.76 KB,1200x1200,1:1,325134.jpg)

My evening spag bol was a little bland so I fancied it up with pic related. NEET cuisine at its finest.

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 No.163615

>>163614

You stinge

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 No.163616

>>163614

Tight arse cunt

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 No.163617

>>163614

Found the kike

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 No.163618

>>163611

>worker in highvis unloading a trolley of beers

Thats a good Dans

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 No.163619

>>163614

You're a fucking disgrace

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 No.163620

>>163616

>>163615

>>163617

All these rich NEETs scorning a thrifty budget NEET.

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 No.163621

>>163618

yeah but

>coronas

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 No.163622

>tfw no dans near me

>tfw you cant get alcohol delivered like you can a pizza

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 No.163623

I once saw an outback pub getting their fruity lexia delivered for the boongs. There was legit a mountain of it. I had never seen such a sight.

Palette after palette. The whole truck was full of it.

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 No.163624

>>163616

>>163615

>>163617

>>163619

You are far to extravagant for NEETdom.

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 No.163625

>>163621

Look at the faggot who ordered them, are you suprised?

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 No.163626

>>163623

I used to work in a country town and I'd frequently see groups of boongs loading up the back of utes with as many casks as they could.

Turned out there was a "dry" boong community 200km down the road.

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 No.163627

File: 229c8f8c2ac2b8b⋯.jpg (45.24 KB,494x468,19:18,1502734321677.jpg)

Bought a six pack and a long neck.

I must say after this week of monkdom its nice to be tipsy again

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 No.163628

>>163619

>>163617

>>163616

>>163615

It's genuinely good cheese

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 No.163630

>>163627

Have you made any progress with that poo chick?

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 No.163631

>>163628

Your mums genuinely good cheese

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 No.163632

>>163611

Which dans is that?

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 No.163633

File: 43273089a73ae23⋯.jpg (37.51 KB,480x384,5:4,1192598367060(1).jpg)

>>163631

This calls for a truly ancient meme

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 No.163634

>>163633

Shit meme

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 No.163635

>>163634

Your mum is a shit meme

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 No.163636

>>163628

"cheese"

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 No.163637

>>163635

Snicked slightly

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 No.163638

>>163632

Dan Murphy's.

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 No.163639

>>163589

God fucking damn it, why hasn't nisem kys'd himself yet, halfchan /r9k/ bans him and he comes here fuck

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 No.163640

>>163639

Please do not respond to him or make posts about him.

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 No.163641

>>163639

it's a chink thing m8, they get kicked out then invade another country to get kicked out again

kind of like a certain other tribe

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 No.163642

>>163630

After she said "i need more time" and I overcame my depressive bender I decided that means I need to try harder. I tried to invite myself over for dinner, because I haven't been to her place yet, she gave me the "haha lol im a shit cook" line, but asked me when we were meeting next. I said this weekend but with this weather I'm not sure what to do inside, or anywhere in public with torrential rain. Might just set up brunch next week or something. I need to somehow enforce my intentions this time, its crucial.

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 No.163643

File: c7c7240e1a9e2b2⋯.jpg (29.16 KB,540x540,1:1,048084.jpg)

>>163614

Chucked some of pic related on the spag bol mummybot made this evening and washed it down with some goon, a meal fit for gods

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 No.163644

>>163642

m8 she isn't interested in you. If she was she would have shown it by now. You may end up badgering her into doing something with you but she will regret it and in the end so will you. Just let it go.

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 No.163645

>>163644

Theres something I havent told you guys.

I'm doing a semester in Jakarta next year, 5 months. That might be part of the reason shes hesitant. I'm gonna try and keep her around to potentially setup something when I'm back

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 No.163646

>>163642

Invite her over to the warehouse and cook up a good stir fry.

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 No.163647

>>163646

She doesnt even know I live here. Otherwise I totally would

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 No.163648

>>163642

Agree with you there, don't let this fizzle out to nothing. You gotta strike while the irons hot m8. You could tell how you feel about her.

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 No.163649

>>163645

Don't get caught with drugs over there.

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 No.163650

>>163645

Are you going to shit in the streets?

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 No.163651

>>163645

why would you go to jakarta? australia not good enough for you m8?

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 No.163652

>>163651

Its cheap and exotic, plus the goverment offers upto 8k for people to go on foreign exchange to Asia, and this uni had the equal highest grants (4, alongside Kuala Lumpur), 14 out of 15 people from my uni going for 8000 for free from our glorious socialist government.

Also I can smoke weed and opium and fuck easy indo sluts. I got tinder premium and matches with 700 bitches in a week and a bit. Even got one to come to my "apartment" and get mad at me lel

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 No.163653

>>163652

>indo sluts

>poojeeta

You seem like an ok bloke m8 but your taste in women is a fuckin' disgrace

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 No.163654

>>163653

I'm deeper down the rabbit hole than most yellow fever fags. Never have I ever a white girl and they basically scare me.

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 No.163655

>>163645

If you study and work, what the fuck are you doing in the NEET thread? Crypto-normies OUT.

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 No.163656

>>163654

Fair enough I guess, at least you're honest about it

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 No.163657

>>163655

This thread is basically the board, neet mate

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 No.163658

Old friend just told me he is having a kid. Now I just feel sad all though I shouldn't.

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 No.163659

>>163658

yeah his choice m8, you did all you could

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 No.163660

>>163658

How old is this old friend?

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 No.163661

>>163658

Hate to be a negative cunt at you m8 but you can write off friends when they have kids, they only hang out with other parents after that.

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 No.163662

>>163659

I gave them my congratulations. Now I want to just let them be or kinda fade out of their life. We hardly ever saw each other anyway. It's not because I dissaprove of it but it is just making me really depressed.

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 No.163663

>>163660

We are both 25

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 No.163664

>>163663

I am 20.

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 No.163665

what's with all the hate for >>163614

being cost effective is how NEET products get their approval

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 No.163666

>>163665

The DSP NEETs are snobby cunts when it comes to dairy products

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 No.163667

>>163665

The NEETs get all uppity and hateful mid afternoon, dunno why

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 No.163668

>>163626

probably sell them to them for $50 a cask

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 No.163669

>>163665

It's the invasion of shit-posting normies. Noticed how many people around here recently have jobs?

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 No.163670

>>163665

It was all me

Just insincere trolling

Nothing wrong with being frugral

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 No.163671

>>163670

You naughty troll you

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 No.163672

NEETlets can't afford premium cheese, only DSP NEETs can.

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 No.163673

>>163642

You'll get her soon enough, have a picnic with her at somewhere like a park so she feels safe or whatnot

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 No.163675

>>163656

I wish i could be honest with the NEETs

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 No.163676

>>163675

what's stopping you

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 No.163677

>>163666

but i am DSPneet

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 No.163678

>>163676

I'm a wagie.

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 No.163679

>>163677

giz ya cheese collection

cheers

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 No.163680

>>163655

>>163669

I concur

wagies out

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 No.163681

>>163678

Reeeeeeee

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 No.163682

>>163626

ahh, free trade enriching communities everywhere

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 No.163683

>>163678

dont answer posts for me dickhole

>>163676

you will ree at me for being a degenerate

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 No.163684

File: d96deb980fd894a⋯.jpg (28.47 KB,600x600,1:1,1508068255001.jpg)

Wagie pride world wide

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 No.163685

File: 68917d9bca03ce3⋯.png (56.52 KB,526x523,526:523,Melbourne radar 2.png)

>>163507

Taking a multivitamin each day and washing it down with goon

>>163514

Congratulations man, you'll be eating the top-shelf tendies at Chrissy

>>163516

The British Broadcasting Corporation? There's a lot of good British comedy series tbqh, imo

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 No.163686

Wagie is a derogatory term. Address Mr as wageneet.

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 No.163687

Deep and meaningless question

Do you still qualify as NEET if you only go to work to avoid wftd ?

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 No.163688

>>163683

>you will ree at me for being a degenerate

Probably best you keep on being dishonest then m8

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 No.163689

>>163685

fuck, it's like there's a force field around melbourne, protecting it

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 No.163691

>>163683

I don't. I'm a degenerate myself. Spill ya guts

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 No.163692

>>163685

Looks like the storms is steadily making its way to Gippsland

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 No.163693

>>163689

tbf if you were a storm would you want to go there ?

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 No.163694

>>163688

it's not that i'm actually degenerate in my own eyes, i just know you will overreact

all the white girls i've been with have cheated, been druggie/alcos and batshit

exotic girls respect the man's rightful place, submit and are god fearing

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 No.163696

>>163694

Ah, that's not so bad, I figured you were a gay tranny nigger or something

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 No.163697

Why does everyone have a irrational hatred for the fat lamb drink? It isn't even that good, but the alcohol content is

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 No.163698

>>163696

i have an african missus

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 No.163699

File: 6dcd02c35fb37a3⋯.jpg (13.06 KB,251x201,251:201,neet.jpg)

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 No.163700

>>163698

Oh fuck, well ….

Nope

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 No.163701

>>163699

I love that pic. Do you have the full size?

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 No.163702

>>163697

No clue mate, It should the ideal neet's drink because it's value of dollars to standard drinks is second only to goon

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 No.163703

>>163697

because goon gets you 38ml alcohol to the dollar whereas little shit lamb only gets you 12ml

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 No.163704

>>163700

i'm dsp, she's my carer.

she has a job because she can speak 5 languages and translates for her clients and i sit at home playing vidya

plus she's over the top christian so i have no threat of cheating

worth it

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 No.163705

>>163697

I hear drinking it turns you into a tranny

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 No.163706

>>163701

No, but we're gonna make up a banner and mount it on centrelink

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 No.163707

>>163703

It taste better than all the goons I've had, it still isn't great tasting but I can at least down 8 cans in a night without throwing up like I do goon.

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 No.163709

>>163707

>It isn't even that good, but the alcohol content is

GOON

O

O

N

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 No.163710

>>163709

Did you miss the part where it is easier to drink large quantities without throwing up?

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 No.163711

>>163704

Honestly m8 if she makes you happy that's the important thing

I'm still gonna call you niggerloverNEET if you mention it again though

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 No.163712

>>163710

I have my goon served chilled, it's quite palatable. I have no idea what you're talking about

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 No.163714

File: 6f5dc94c6de7ac0⋯.png (274.03 KB,540x431,540:431,fuck_off_normans.png)

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 No.163715

>>163342

Ok so my fam and gippsland neets are safe

I hope Melboune gets hit but Ballerat getting flooded is an okay consolation prize

>>163343

Driving in the rain is comfy, it''s those bike fags I'm laughing at

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 No.163716

>>163348

why are you eating so llittle, you'll have no energy to work out

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 No.163717

A decent white woman would never accept a husband who bludges off the DSP, and she would certainly never join in his scam as a "carer" getting her own bux.

You need a shitskin to do that sort of shit. For them it is an acceptable lifestyle.

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 No.163718

>>163711

i've been called that before but i wont bring it up again without appropriate context

it makes me happy that i have a missus i can trust

i think interracial fetishising comes from bad mother/child relationship

i had a bad relationship with my mum so i got a woman that least resembles my mum as much as possible

the main reason i dont bring it up isnt because i cant cop autist reeing it's because i remember how gut wrenching loneliness was

i hope you all find someone (if you want someone)

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 No.163719

>>163717

perhaps, it works though

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 No.163720

>>163715

There are several dams where that storm system is. Maybe Kek's plan is to flood them so they burst and wash away melbourne

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 No.163721

>>163704

this is a fucking god-tier life

you are a king

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 No.163722

>>163718

Yeah, I understand m8, none of us are perfect

Pretty sure we've all got scars and reasons

Like I said, as long as you're happy

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 No.163723

I do not appreciate this non-white shilling

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 No.163724

>>163720

Eh if Kek really had a plan he'd flood the Hume Dam which is along the Murray taking out Albury Wodonga, Swan Hill and Adelaide

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 No.163725

>>163721

thanks monkNEET, your posts about poojeeta gave me the confidence to post

i hope you bone all the SE asian biddies

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 No.163726

>>163725

I will be posting daily to update you all on my exploits.

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 No.163727

just saw a guy in inner-city melbourne from the SAS carrying bodybags

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 No.163728

>>163643

>Bega

The official cheese of /b

>>163648

This. Don't stop until she literally says "no"

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 No.163729

>>163728

wait Coon cheese isn't?

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 No.163730

>>163728

The official cheese of /b/ only goes on pizzas

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 No.163731

File: 0365cd2c3bef8f8⋯.gif (14.17 MB,480x360,4:3,coon.gif)

File: 356ea8232034332⋯.jpg (18.27 KB,209x208,209:208,CoonCheese.jpg)

>>163729

coon cheese is too pricy for me

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 No.163732

>>163731

buy the cheap stuff and glue a coon label on it

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 No.163734

File: 4acdd0a29781e46⋯.jpg (62 KB,504x576,7:8,coon2[1].jpg)

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 No.163735

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 No.163736

File: 05f2f83789a09e7⋯.jpg (5.66 KB,250x166,125:83,1420114347951.jpg)

>December 1st 2017

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 No.163737

File: 53f3afaa00fc3fb⋯.png (121.36 KB,500x323,500:323,088232.png)

>>163611

>hyde park

>>163614

Parmesan is gross

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 No.163738

Fuck I messaged poojeeta with "heya" 2 hours ago and she just replied but im on the beers and high as fuck

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 No.163739

>>163734

That is a work of art. Do I infer correctly from the file name that there are others like it?

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 No.163740

>>163738

i cant remember how be smooth and pick up

wish i could help

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 No.163741

>>163740

just ask her what's up and then ask details from there

eg "I'm reading a book" "What book are you reading?" "[x]" (look up summary of [x]) or ask if she's read anything you've read and talk about that

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 No.163742

>>163738

On the beers and high as fuck you say? Can't think of a more perfect situation than to send her a cock pic or two

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 No.163743

why cant i fucking sleep

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 No.163744

It's been a few months but I'm on my 3rd cup of goon. Goon_Bag is back!

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 No.163745

>>163737

Parmasean is good if you don't buy it from wollies

>>163738

I've never tried to court a chick, can you please say to her everything I say

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 No.163746

File: 65007e18e0a5081⋯.jpg (94.53 KB,1000x1000,1:1,lagavulin-16-year-old-sing….jpg)

>rich

>floral fruity nose

>heavy smoke, woody, light fruity sweetness

this was a good buy

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 No.163747

>>163745

this, tell her to not buy Parmesan from woollies

works every time

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 No.163748

>>163736

>mfw I've got a month of NEETery planned next month

I'm fucking glad my car is finally fucking fixed

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 No.163749

>>163748

Drive it off a cliff.

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 No.163750

Night friends

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 No.163751

>>163740

>indian gf

Ask her for a designated fuck hole. Women love that sort of confidence and wit.

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 No.163752

File: f391b3757444270⋯.jpg (83.73 KB,512x512,1:1,1512048492001.jpg)

we're talking about the weather

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 No.163753

>>163746

I too have a scotch with me

I've never tried them so I'm disapointed you can't go fast with them

Mine has an aftertaste of smokey something

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 No.163754

File: 995c03b150a14e4⋯.jpg (187.65 KB,540x720,3:4,Talisker Storm.jpg)

>>163746

>16 years

That's normie territory mat8, try and keep it 12 or under less you wanna get banned from chans. Pic-related has been one of my favs in the $50 - $100 bracket, I'd describe the taste as the scent of a recently put-out wood fire, if that makes any sense. A quite strong smoky flavour.

>>163745

>tfw never had a fresh block of parmesan, only the pre-shredded types

Am I missing out?

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 No.163755

>>163754

Shredding your own cheese is basically wageslaving - therefore a neet is forbidden from doing it.

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 No.163756

File: 6457c2804fbb744⋯.jpg (117.43 KB,1600x866,800:433,travis-taxi-driver-6714496….jpg)

I told her I was stuck for ideas for what we'd do this weekend because of the weather, she said "haha so bad", I asked "got any ideas?", she said "nah :|"

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 No.163757

Should start up a little parmesan cheese factory in Gippsland and let the DSP NEETs tend to the cheeses

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 No.163758

>>163756

tell the currymuncher to stop being such a prude and take you to the designated fucking street already

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 No.163759

>tfw still 2 whole hours to kill before the world cup draw

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 No.163760

>>163748

What was wrong with it my NEET friend?

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 No.163761

>>163746

That's a lovely drop that stuff

>>163739

Honestly not sure, think I just got it from google images a while back

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 No.163762

>>163756

So you're (if we're to believe) over 6" yet you're afraid of white women. What did motherbot do to you as a child?

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 No.163763

>>163759

I'm in the same boat, going to fix myself another cup of goon and some scotch to kill sometime before that tho

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 No.163764

Honestly cunts who are over 21 without their license disgust me

I was one and its the most obvious sign of NEEThood

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 No.163765

>>163764

I am on my green Ps at the moment.

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 No.163766

>>163763

make sure the goon is served chilled.

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 No.163767

>>163753

i just have a bit after din din so i hopefully don't keep myself awake with thinking too much

>>163754

i was going to go for a bottle of talisker but went for caol ila instead, still bretty gud but talisker's pretty high on my to do list

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 No.163768

>>163764

I'm over 21 and just getting my license now

I disgust myself too, tbqh

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 No.163769

>>163764

Lol, be double disgusted at me then cunt I'm 42 and I've never had one.

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 No.163770

6 ''feet"' is what I meant, not inches

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 No.163771

>>163770

Why do you assume I'm over 6"?

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 No.163772

Should I get that free yearly delivery thing from dan's so i dont need to go in the store? It's only 80 bucks what do you neets reckon

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 No.163773

>>163766

It's been kept in my garage so a little under room temperature

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 No.163774

>>163772

is that really a thing? thats pretty good i reckon. but tbh it would only interest me if they were open till at least midnight

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 No.163775

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 No.163776

>>163771

Didn't pojeeta_neet say he was 6'4" or something? I drink a lot…

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 No.163777

>>163774

its $50 for metro. but since i live rural its $80 but i still feel it'd be worth it so i dont need to venture to the store

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 No.163778

>>163761

pretty happy with how thick the lagavulin is but i think i'll drink it without water to keep it away from the fruity side a bit

>>163772

that's about a full tank of petty so depending on how much you depend on the alcoholic mick go for it

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 No.163779

>>163772

If you order once a week that'd be $1.60 a delivery, can't argue with that

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 No.163780

>>163754

That's a faggot drink, just buy the cheapest goon you can fine and don't breathe through your nose while you drink it.

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 No.163781

>>163780

t. boongNEET

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 No.163782

>>163780

Stop calling anyone who has more money than you a faggot, you faggot

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 No.163783

>>163782

Even Bill Gates drinks the 9 buck goon

Because like all smart people, he knows quality when he sees it

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 No.163784

Chilling the goon helps dampen the smell as well as make it taste better

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 No.163785

>>163783

>he knows quality when he sees it

then why is he best mates with the saudis?

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 No.163786

>>163784

The smell is a feature

>>163785

Because they bully pajeets

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 No.163787

Fuck you cunts are basic

The proper way to drink neetgoon is to mix it with water, don't feel like youre a sissy for mixing wine, you're only drinking it to get fucked up.

It'll be almost as downable as beer and you'll get munted way quicker. Try it

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 No.163788

>>163786

>Because they bully pajeets

everyone does

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 No.163789

>>163787

>The proper way to drink neetgoon is to mix it with water

laughingpepes.jpg

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 No.163790

>>163783

My little dictionary-less NEET, you're confusing 'quality' with 'quantity'

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 No.163791

>>163790

As soon as you're pissed you neither notice nor care about the difference

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 No.163792

>>163789

It's all about increasing alcohol intake no matter what the cost.

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 No.163793

>>163787

the best way is to chill it. how many times do i have to tell you neets this

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 No.163794

The best way is to freeze the goon and have goon icypoles

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 No.163795

>>163794

>t. roastie

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 No.163796

>>163795

There is nothing feminine about sucking on a goon pole

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 No.163797

File: ab84b524904de96⋯.jpg (38.19 KB,425x283,425:283,ab8.jpg)

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 No.163798

File: e2a895e1a25e738⋯.gif (996.9 KB,500x250,2:1,4d22655061b605f8ae7761dc05….gif)

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 No.163799

>>163754

yes you're missinng out

>>163755

>Making good food is wageslaving

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 No.163800

>>163791

3 cups of goon is enough for me right now, am getting steady on the beers before a NEET feast, got a KFC kentucky burger on the menu - never had it before

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 No.163801

I don't know what you cunts mean, goon goes down easy

now this whiskey

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 No.163802

Invest in a dedicated goon chiller today

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 No.163803

>tfw no Gal Gadot gf

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 No.163804

>>163803

That kike bitch isn't even pretty man

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 No.163805

File: 34540a2c270a0f4⋯.jpg (80.23 KB,435x580,3:4,gal-gadot-a-435-2.jpg)

>>163803

Dear God, why Gal Gadot?

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 No.163806

murky waters cunts

cut it out

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 No.163807

>>163805

Is that a jew tranny ?

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 No.163808

>>163807

Yes, she later went on to play Wonder Woman in the cinematic flop "Justice League".

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 No.163809

Well I know nothing of her previous life but imo she looks stunning as Wonder Woman and even in the cam of Justice League I watched last night.

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 No.163810

>>163808

Justice League? more like JUSTice League

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 No.163811

>>163808

>cinematic flop

It was better than Suicide Squad though

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 No.163812

File: 6e746ea53ebd961⋯.jpg (431.41 KB,1280x960,4:3,1501915557004.jpg)

File: 3ee4559fa354665⋯.jpg (102.48 KB,854x1078,61:77,qqyZKVI.jpg)

File: 63035fe0f96d8dc⋯.jpg (130.79 KB,600x800,3:4,1501874085003.jpg)

Would you like a sexy Indian carer?

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 No.163813

>>163812

wtf i LOVE street shitters now

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 No.163814

>>163812

I only go out in the mud with my gumboots on

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 No.163815

I'm so fucking high and drunk lads

feels good

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 No.163816

>>163815

Same man

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 No.163818

>>163784

Nothings worse than drinking hot goon in the boiling heat with nothing but sticky undies on

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 No.163819

>>163812

Gotta say, i'd go designated on her

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 No.163820

>>163818

That's why it is best to drink it chilled

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 No.163821

>>163815

That's the idea, soon you'll pass out and wake up with a sore ass

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 No.163822

File: 7207328a7954ee6⋯.png (78.53 KB,242x264,11:12,1504112570500.png)

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 No.163824

>>163821

>sore ass

You're gonna hurt his donkey when he passes out ?

Bit cruel there m8

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 No.163825

The weary NEET must rest his head.

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 No.163826

Same here. 8 beers and a bunch of buds. Back to monkmode tomorrow

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 No.163827

How do i meet someone who can sell me weed? Ive moved state and i dont know any cunts.

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 No.163828

>>163827

It's a mystery

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 No.163829

>>163824

I take all opportunities in life

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 No.163831

>>163827

Go to a nightclub and ask people in the smokers lounge

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 No.163832

>>163827

Show your dick to people on the street and you'll get hooked up quick

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 No.163833

File: 91c4245a0837c05⋯.png (444.13 KB,531x482,531:482,BoganBznss.png)

Business opportunity for discerning NEETs ?

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 No.163834

>>163833

>Balga

Run by a nigger I'm guessing. Or someone else stupid enough to put it on craigslist?

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 No.163835

gonna go to bed and have a wank, night cunts

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 No.163836

>>163834

It was actually on that Perth black market page on facebook a few years back

Dunno if it was a joke a dumb cunt or a honeypot

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 No.163837

don't tell me all you cunts went to bed

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 No.163838

>>163837

Nah, I'm still awake.

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 No.163839

>>163837

Ive been trying to sleep for hours but i cant

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 No.163840

I've been waiting for the neets to go to bed so I can climb through their windows

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 No.163841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

give me a kind trad gf or I'm gonna rage all over the damn joint

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 No.163842

File: 8473f885993f216⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,50.99 KB,754x959,754:959,4.jpg)

>>163841

Here is your centrelink issued gf neet

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 No.163845

NEETtip: If you click on the little triangle/arrow next to the word cunt, it'll pop up a menu and let you hide the post.

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 No.163846

I usually hide images quite often, but not full posts. Those vile hairy NEET legs that got posted the other day got hidden real quick.

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 No.163847

>>163845

It'd be nice if something got done about the boong spammer, he's been doing it for weeks now.

Not really what I want to see first thing in the morning.

Anyhow, G'morning NEETs

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 No.163848

File: faa900d08b93520⋯.jpg (51.21 KB,637x595,91:85,1500884214688.jpg)

>>163847

Good morning.

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 No.163849

>>163848

Lol, very appropriate pic.

Morning m8

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 No.163850

>>163759

>soccer

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 No.163851

>>163756

ruthless bitch, she couldn't've made that any more difficult

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 No.163852

>>163764

didnt get it til i was 25

late bloomer

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 No.163853

File: 55a37074f10d419⋯.png (179.12 KB,503x629,503:629,Untitled.png)

File: 536dcdaac9a58b0⋯.png (135.91 KB,751x441,751:441,5 stars.png)

File: 456e9d4b15e5e46⋯.png (95.33 KB,983x409,983:409,knickerknockerofferers.png)

>>163782

nah mate, he's right.

$9 for 4L a cask fucking primo shit, you want classy you can get 5star golden oak or if you're trying to impress a girl or it's payday and you want to splurge you get the stanley

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 No.163854

>>163853

>Stanley $11.99

That shit used to be $4 a cask,I'd drink it after school.

Do they still make boongtonga ridge ? That was the bottom shelf stuff back then.

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 No.163855

>>163800

kentucky burger's the best thing they have now that the mozz burger is gone

get the burger in the box deal and get an extra side of wicked wings to dip in the potato and gravy

good shit

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 No.163856

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 No.163857

My father drank Coolabah riesling every night. It is what ruined my childhood.

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 No.163858

>>163847

You can't handle boong Sheila's?

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 No.163859

>>163812

fuuuaaarrrrk

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 No.163860

>>163834

>stupid enough to put it on craigslist?

like a meth head, they're all retarded

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 No.163861

>>163847

Morning neetbros! Wagies fuck off, we're full.

>>163852

I was 23 and had to be pressured by my parents. When my driving instructor heard my age he said "My god, you're an old man"

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 No.163862

>>163858

Just don't know why the fuck you post that shit m8, it's not funny, it's not shocking or edgy or whatever the fuck you're trying for it's just a shitcunt thing to do.

Go back to your bumfinger posts, they were easier to ignore.

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 No.163863

>>163853

You need to spoiler that shit, I got three neets in hospital because they bashed a toddler and raped a electrician

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 No.163864

>>163845

embrace all the NEETs posts

if we're going to make it, we've got to stick together. You can't pick and choose what posts are allowed and what ones aren't, they're all part of the package

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 No.163865

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 No.163866

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB,560x400,7:5,group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>163855

>Not starting the day with a kfc glorious giant feast

What happened to this country?

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 No.163867

>>163861

Your driving instructor was insensitive.

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 No.163868

>>163854

yeah i know, it isnt that great but i have fond memories of my youth getting the older teens to buy it for me

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 No.163869

>tfw woke up depressed

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 No.163870

>>163869

>tfw woke up and saw tfw woke up depressed guy posting again

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 No.163871

>>163862

You just don't pay attention

We got NEETS fucking poos, niggers and flips. The only logical move is to starts fucking boongs because it's low maintenance and easy.

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 No.163872

>>163861

morning

i am dsp so i have a permanent excuse for bing late and an all round shitcunt

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 No.163873

File: f383a9be3422350⋯.jpg (30.68 KB,400x360,10:9,images (7).jpg)

>>163872

Your fat lose weight

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 No.163874

File: 11708b59dd908ad⋯.jpg (205.72 KB,450x650,9:13,AIZVkWQ.jpg)

File: 9f27923d15843b7⋯.jpg (22.15 KB,204x321,68:107,kaptnkoori.jpg)

File: e1545804033c375⋯.jpg (17.84 KB,320x320,1:1,s320.jpg)

File: ac7fcbedf86a327⋯.jpg (109.71 KB,305x306,305:306,150605-at-Tali-Gallery-305….jpg)

>>163871

you were posting boongs so was i but i only posted them with clothes on and art and cartoons of them before we told you about out exotic tastes in women

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 No.163875

>>163873

more of me to love

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 No.163876

File: ca682735fdd448b⋯.png (316.73 KB,370x434,185:217,kekstorm.png)

Will today be the end of melbourne?

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 No.163877

My dad is a manlet so I've never been able to respect him.

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 No.163878

>>163863

bad neets. toddlers dont have goon

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 No.163879

>>163877

I raped my dad

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 No.163880

File: 5257ec63b047712⋯.jpg (26.43 KB,300x300,1:1,20160216-HJs-300x300.jpg)

>>163866

best morning meal is hj's hero roll and pancakes

good for you

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 No.163881

>>163879

I'm a virgin

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 No.163882

>>163876

They'll probably just embrace the diversity of weather patterns

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 No.163883

>>163881

I lost my virginity at 9

tfw bush neet who didnt have vidya and was bored

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 No.163884

Should I get out of bed?

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 No.163885

Please respond

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 No.163886

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 No.163887

>>163883

>>163880

I would love to see a pic of what that thing really looks like after it has been made by Pajeet's dirty hands in the HJ kitchen.

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 No.163888

>>163887

>my stolen v card at the hands of pajeeta

sounds sexy

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 No.163889

>tfw not off to siberia for twenty years hard labour

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 No.163890

>tfw want to go to KFC but its pissing down

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 No.163891

File: 2cdc43b144bbd6e⋯.jpg (36.01 KB,511x762,511:762,b86307cb6cfa8b6656ae656bcd….jpg)

>>163889

What an interesting feel.

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 No.163892

Wake up neets

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 No.163893

>>163892

Let them sleep. they've earned it.

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 No.163894

>>163866

KFC rips me off and is run by Niggers

At least McDonalds is white

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 No.163895

>>163876

Rest in piece Mum and Dad

They seem to be fucked right now

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 No.163896

>>163891

Thanks for reminding me about Democracy Manifest guy

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 No.163897

>tfw got a streetwise feast from kfc yesterday

>sat down and smashed it in there giving no fucks

A giant feast is like 40 bucks, fuck that

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 No.163898

>>163897

I'm a fat cunt but smashing that would have made me yack.

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 No.163899

>>163897

id be too nervous to even order that let alone eat it in the fucking store

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 No.163900

>>163847

G'morn, and I agree with you. The boong spammer must go

>>163855

I didn't really like the sauce they used on it tbh, won't get it again, the zinger stacker is better imo.

>>163866

That must cost about $40, no?

>>163876

(((unprecedented)))

>>163880

Shame they don't do brekky all day like Maccas

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 No.163901

>>163889

I've been reading a book about that lately

It makes the neetlyf feel mighty comfy in comparison

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 No.163902

morning cunts, all this talk about fast food sure has made me hungry

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 No.163903

>>163897

I do my binge eating in complete secrecy. I even dispose of the rubbish furtively.

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 No.163904

Morning NEETS

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 No.163905

>>163902

morning, had brekky and i'm pretty stuffed

>>163904

morning

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 No.163906

>>163903

I do mine while mummybot is at work

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 No.163907

>>163906

Do you hide the evidence after?

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 No.163908

>>163907

Hide it in your room - stuff the chicken bones in your cupboard or drawers. If your mummybot asks about the smell just tell her you're burning kfc scented incense your bought off the internet.

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 No.163909

File: fc80fe5ba1b5025⋯.jpg (171.53 KB,535x800,107:160,Maddie-lg.jpg)

Guys, how do we stop non-whites from enjoying whites-only food?

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 No.163911

>>163909

Maintain hygiene standards, most pajeets will not be able to identify food if it was prepared in a semi decent kitchen

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 No.163912

Left the front door open and while walking past there were 2 churchies approaching, they'd already seen me so it was too late to shut the door and hide and now I've got an end-of-the-world booklet courtesy of the Jehova's Witnesses.

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 No.163913

>>163909

>lactose free

fucking softcunt

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 No.163914

>>163912

shoulda just told them you were a jew m8, they'll piss right off

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 No.163915

>>163912

i prefer mormons to be honest

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 No.163916

I might go for a bike ride soon, maybe even off my normal route

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 No.163917

>>163912

>churchies trying to get into neet homes

literally the boat people of suburbia

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 No.163918

>>163915

What lies have they told you?

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 No.163919

File: a47eb83cbd20995⋯.png (130.23 KB,292x365,4:5,hairychestpepe.png)

Day two drinking the Highland Park.

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 No.163920

>>163918

They promised endless celestial sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk

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 No.163922

File: f61753cb4bf6ef1⋯.jpg (18.97 KB,220x220,1:1,jew_basic.jpg)

>>163914

>Tell them you're a jew

"We gave you christianity goy, we can take it away!"

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 No.163923

>tfw want to get drunk but mummybot will get worried if I'm pissed before 11am

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 No.163924

>>163919

you should have one of those big cigars to go with your single malts

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 No.163925

>>163922

it's my go-to excuse to get out of anything these days

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 No.163927

>>163925

Sorry Mr Wagie I can't make it to your Max Appointment because I am depressed about the holocaust.

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 No.163928

>>163923

Just maintain the slow easy buzz

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 No.163929

>>163925

I've started blaming the jew for everything too recently

I mean, pretty much everything is their fault but it makes life easier to blame them

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 No.163930

>>163928

That's no fun though

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 No.163931

So did Melbourne die?

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 No.163932

Test 2 of the Ashes beginning shortly

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 No.163933

actually it's begun

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 No.163934

>>163932

Thanks Takumi

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 No.163935

>>163934

is he the eurobeat neet?

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 No.163936

>>163934

>>163935

Kiss me intimately

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 No.163937

>>163935

I think he's been in this place before

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 No.163938

Fuck it's hot, not ready for the summer heat lads

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 No.163939

>>163938

Drinking some beer while watching cricket in an air con'd room is a good feel though

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 No.163940

File: af1625e4abbe0c5⋯.png (12.1 KB,138x298,69:149,melb.png)

>>163938

Weather's nice and cool here, and there really hasn't been that much rain in terms of quantity. Just constant light rain.

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 No.163941

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 No.163942

I'm hungry

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 No.163943

>>163942

are you a horror?

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 No.163944

>>163939

Enjoying the highlights reel m8?

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 No.163945

>>163912

i used to let them in when i was a stoner, they even sent they're two top people to my house a couple of times

we talked about God being in a different dimension but how back then they didnt have a word for that so they just said outside of the universe

They unironically believe the apocalypse has begun and it started in 1944 with WWII

cool crazy people

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 No.163946

>>163929

That's the whole purpose of the redpill. You are no longer liable for anything.

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 No.163947

>>163944

It's pretty good actually. The 2006/7 ashes is when I first started watching cricket so it's comfy to rewatch it

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 No.163949

File: 56bf961ada0a0ef⋯.jpg (355.4 KB,1600x1200,4:3,200920112085.jpg)

File: 014cfc2ecfb2e53⋯.jpg (34.22 KB,900x900,1:1,lee-kum-kee-all-purpose-ma….jpg)

File: 005a44a7135bca6⋯.jpg (9.12 KB,373x382,373:382,shopping.jpg)

Also put crushed garlic, dried parsley and paprika on it and going to let it marinate for a few hours then try and make some couscous to put it on

hope it works out alright

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 No.163950

>>163945

>unironically believe the apocalypse has begun and it started in 1944 with WWII

So, kind of like all those people who think jews gained control of the world with the defeat of the nazis?

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 No.163951

>>163950

yeah but they think the holocaust happened and that's a bad thing

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 No.163952

>>163949

I hope that image isn't your actual chicken, 2011 is a while ago now

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 No.163953

>>163952

it's still good

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 No.163954

File: f8c1a1a004ef53a⋯.jpg (30.97 KB,420x287,60:41,TgmdwSy.jpg)

>>163950

>>163951

Isn't it annoying when you only remember the image you should've posted after you made a post?

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 No.163955

>>163943

I'm hungry!

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 No.163956

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.163957

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.163958

>>163957

>usman

disgusting tbqh

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 No.163959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Finger Lickin' Good

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 No.163960

>>163949

>All Purpose Marinade

What exactly is that?

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 No.163961

>>163960

A marinade for all purposes

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 No.163962

>>163960

mostly soy and oyster sauce

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 No.163963

>>163962

aka salt

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 No.163964

just made my own deep fried chips

fuck maccas

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 No.163965

>>163964

mcjews btfo

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 No.163966

File: 0ae8e986ac2abf6⋯.png (489.91 KB,720x486,40:27,As_a_very_angry_Ronald_McD….png)

>>163964

watch your back kiddo

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 No.163967

>>163964

Try frying a piss jug in there

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 No.163968

>>163964

You are depriving Ronald mcjew of his rightful shekels

Imma report you to centrelink

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 No.163969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

just watched this whole video because that's a lot of eggs

at the end he gave it all the designated shit street inhabitants

nice bloke

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 No.163970

>>163964

Should've thrown a handful of frozen veg in there for a healthier meal

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 No.163971

>>163970

No he should have thrown his TENDIES in there, fried tendies are better than oven cooked tendies any day

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 No.163972

File: 1728dccb5b34532⋯.gif (267.55 KB,834x870,139:145,sad house.gif)

I fixed the vacuum cleaner today, but the only thing my dad could focus on was being mad at me for being a neet. Why bother trying to be useful? All that matters to my parents is whether or not I'm enslaving myself to some jew.

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 No.163973

>>163972

You didn't break it by sticking your dick In it?

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 No.163975

NEETs if you have a problem with crotch rash, change from soap to pinetarsol in the shower. I did this and it cleared up in a couple of days.

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 No.163976

>>163975

showering is for wagies

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 No.163977

>>163975

Get mummy to rub it on for you for extra effectiveness.

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 No.163978

>>163976

The true NEET develops a rich musky aroma that attracts all the staceys for miles around

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 No.163979

Where can I find gay neet porn?

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 No.163980

>>163979

all neet porn is straight by definition

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 No.163981

>that fucking combank ad where the mudslime and the aussie dad are best mates

this is literal propaganda

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 No.163982

>>163979

Under fagneets bed behind his collection of mlp undies

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 No.163983

There's meetup threads on half the 8chan boards at the moment, I find this highly suspicious.

Hey rapeneet, are we not good enough for you any more ?

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 No.163984

>>163983

>tfw no nearby neets to meetup with and possibly be murdered by

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 No.163986

>>163983

I need to expand my horizons, can't be raping the same 6 neets forever

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 No.163987

>>163984

I hear it's centrelinks new trick to reduce costs

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 No.163988

>>163986

Are we not pretty enough?

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 No.163990

>>163988

I'm ugly as fuck and he still jumps through my window as soon as I'm asleep

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 No.163991

Rapeneet rapes to demonstrate his power and to degrade and humiliate. He does not do it for sexual gratification. He will rape the ugly with as much enthusiasm as the beautiful.

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 No.163992

>>163991

He seems pretty satisfied when he's done with me, maybe it's just the rest of you that cant get him off as well.

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 No.163993

>>163983

Doesn't that destroy the point of anonymity, which is basically the only real difference between here and regular social media shit.

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 No.163994

>>163887

>made by Pajeet's dirty hands in the HJ kitchen.

I've just had an idea for an phone app - it'll let users share information on which fast food places are crewed by whites. Now I just need a catchy name for it

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 No.163995

File: bcd1400a2fb4406⋯.png (33.98 KB,303x485,303:485,images (4).png)

>>163992

Yeah some neets are lazy and won't even struggle during the rape which makes them a faggot

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 No.163996

>>163993

Yeah, it baffles me tbh.

I'm sure a few of you guys would be decent blokes but I'm also sure a lot I'd wanna murder within 10 minutes, not worth the risk.

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 No.163997

>>163950

>So, kind of like all those people who think jews gained control of the world with the defeat of the nazis?

They already had control, they just demolished the last remaining resistance.

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 No.163998

>>163993

We're different from normies though. You would never have these good banterposts, and quality discussion with normalfags.

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 No.163999

>>163998

>and quality discussion

What neet general have you been browsing?

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 No.164000

When was the last time you did a poo neets?

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 No.164001

>>163999

Trips of truth right there m8

I guess we have quality discussions on booze and who's gonna get raped next

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 No.164002

>>164000

only a few hours ago, it felt good as I knew I could now put more food into me stomach

t. pooneeta

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 No.164003

>>164002

I like to keep some of my poos in a coffee jar to remind myself of the tasty meals I've eaten

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 No.164004

>>164002

pooneeta

poojeeta

walking down the street-a

looks at you

does a poo

now it's on your feet-a

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 No.164005

>>164003

Remind me to never come to yours for breakfast

>>164004

>wipes tear from eye

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 No.164006

File: 0046cee0a3d03f9⋯.png (18.36 KB,510x180,17:6,comby (4).png)

File: 1a3a8f1c73187c6⋯.png (239.64 KB,405x405,1:1,comby (6).png)

Comfy rain in Sydney today

Can hear the rain pattering outside my window

Thunderstorm coming up

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 No.164007

File: 56d941434772606⋯.png (774.78 KB,1787x897,1787:897,Stir Fry Cunt.png)

Screenshotted and saved for the sake of history

(((HISTORY)))

future NEETs will need this sort of info

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 No.164008

hello NEETies

I'm starting to get not quite drunk yet but that one level below it

I need more drink before I lose it though

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 No.164009

>>163999

If you have ever listened to a normie conversation, what we do here is intellectual grade in comparison.

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 No.164011

>>164007

Why would that be helpful for young neets

That's like what $25 for 2 kg of food

Do you want me to tell you faggots my $12 Rissotto recipe that's also 2 kilos

As well as for about $25 you get about 3 kg of Spagbol

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 No.164012

>>164008

The drunker you get the better life seems

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 No.164013

>>164011

You can suck my dick for $25

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 No.164014

>>164008

I had a good buzz going for a few hours but it's gone now, I've been drinking a bit too much beer lately

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 No.164015

>>164006

I've got to call me mum in a bit, she's right in the path of the storm and the news said people from her area has to evaluate so I'm going to ask if the family is ok

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 No.164016

>>164013

Alright, the vacuum cleaner works now so that's free money

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 No.164017

>>164014

so you're drunk now?

Amyways hows the NEET life been

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 No.164018

>>164017

Na it's gone now, I might crack out the whiskey soon though

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 No.164019

>>164013

no u

>>164016

No he said I pay him $25 I can suck his dick

Why would anyone but an ugly gay like —-neet want that

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 No.164020

>>164016

You gotta clean the vacuum after though m8, is it really worth it ?

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 No.164021

>>164011

I want you to kill yourself, faggot

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 No.164022

>>164020

Might have to use the blowervac then, can just shoot the neetjuice right out again

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 No.164023

>>164018

Do it and drink some whiskey with me I'm also drinking some

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 No.164024

>>164023

Alright mate, it's not getting drunk alone on a Saturday night that way

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 No.164025

>>164022

BAN ASSUALT NEETJUICE BLOWERVACS !!!!

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 No.164026

I called Mumbot, she said she's ok

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 No.164027

>>164025

Max won't know what hit them

no bully pls asioneet

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 No.164028

>>164024

Well as they say say in Rome "Let's get fucking pissed cunts"

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 No.164029

File: 94c2d77cb770726⋯.jpeg (22.28 KB,443x332,443:332,images (13).jpeg)

Anyone else remember the days of renting a new release ps2 game early in the morning and leaving the game back just before 6pm so you had as much time with the game as possible

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 No.164030

>>164029

I remember being pissed when the local video shop stopped stocking n64 games while I was still too poor to have a newer console

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 No.164031

>>164029

I always rented games for a week, because Mum couldn't be fucked driving there later that day.

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 No.164032

>>164029

What the fuck happened to Video Ezy, I've only seen like one in the last 2 years and that was in Bairnsdale

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 No.164033

>>164032

The internet mate

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 No.164034

>>164033

Then how is Network video still a thing and how did they take over video ezy places in most lactations

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 No.164035

>>164015

Not you but I'll correct you anyway;

*evacuate

Hope she's okay man, we're nothing without our mothers

>>164026

Phew

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 No.164036

>>164035

So how is your mumbot doing NEETboi

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 No.164037

>>164009

stop lying to yourself

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 No.164038

>>164035

Also why are you hiding your country

are you some sort of fucking seppo

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 No.164039

>>164038

he's an alien

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 No.164040

>>164039

I fucking knew it, the cunt is a fucking seppo

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 No.164041

>>164029

Replace ps2 with snes and n64 and I'll know your feels, especially riding my pushie to Blockbuster first thing on weekends to rent Duke Nukem 64 which I'd play glorious split-screen multiplayer with the few school friends I once had. You've invoked some deep feels…

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 No.164042

>>164037

t.normie

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 No.164043

>>164042

nah, just a self aware retard

a normie on the chans is a nazi anime fag, you cunts are the normies here

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 No.164044

>>164036

She good mang

>>164038

Using an Australian server through NordVPN, don't know why the flag is "?"

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 No.164045

File: 4998deea20157be⋯.jpg (57.49 KB,800x800,1:1,flat,800x800,075,t[1].jpg)

Wish I still had a mummybot

Be good to yours NEETs, you don't get a second chance

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 No.164046

>>164045

thank fuck

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 No.164047

>>164044

That's good

What have you been up to NEETboi

>>164043

Every single one of us is a self aware retard, that makes you among us, a normie

>>164045

Rest in piece anon's Mumbot

What killed her, did RapeNEET rape her too hard in the ol vagoo

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 No.164048

>>164043

A normie is relative to outiside society (society at large) so you cannot be a normie on the imageboatrds by following the dominant culture, you are a normie on imageboards, if you are a faggot who stumbled upon them and share your normie shit here and shit on the culture.

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 No.164049

File: e0b87a15124253f⋯.jpg (152.49 KB,644x591,644:591,wormfeels.jpg)

>>164045

sad to hear that my friend

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 No.164050

>>164030

We used to beat up kids in primary school who didn't have the new ps2

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 No.164051

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 No.164052

>>164047

>that makes you among us, a normie

this is te only place i feel welcome and fit in, by fitting in i conform to the collective, I know i am a normie here.

>>164048

my entire society is here, the larger outside society is the chans as a whole. this is basically the only interaction i have. we are the normies and the irl people are the robots.

also, the chans adopt "normie shit" all the time, they just try to make it seem as if they are being individuals

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 No.164053

>>164049

Thanks m8

>>164047

Heart attack, it was a few years ago but it still hurts some times

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 No.164054

>>164041

Duke nuke 64 was the first Duke nuke I ever played, rented it from video ezy when I was 8 thinking it was gonna be shit because of the 2d enemies I saw on the game box.

Played the shit out of it and the next week I bought the pc game

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 No.164055

File: 09af9eb26244e50⋯.jpg (93.78 KB,800x800,1:1,0000000000001.jpg)

>>164050

Looks like you ended up the same as me despite your fancy expensive consoles. Serves you right

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 No.164056

>>164050

i hated you richy rich faggots

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 No.164057

Any of you Gippsland NEETs remember the days of Magnum Movies?

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 No.164058

>>164053

sorry mate

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 No.164059

>>164055

>>164056

I have a rich dad so I had the new games and consoles and a fancy bmx

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 No.164061

>>164059

fuck you, i had a second hand snes and made my bmx out of scrap parts of bikes i found at the dump

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 No.164062

>>164052

my entire society is here, the larger outside society is the chans as a whole. this is basically the only interaction i have. we are the normies and the irl people are the robots.

Your definition is retarded. If definitions are warped to suit the individual everything loses all meaning and we are left with nothing but people shouting meaningless rubbish at each other.

The normies aren't here, this is a site built around its rarity and lack of socially successful people who post here. There are a few exceptions though, but I'm discussing the majority here. Calling people IRL 'robots' is just a disgrace to the term, sickening.

>also, the chans adopt "normie shit" all the time, they just try to make it seem as if they are being individuals

Bullshit. Memes (the good ones) and most other things are created here, only to spread to the normies to be dumbed down, bastardized and ruined. It isn't a bilateral relationship like you think, it is only one way.

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 No.164063

My dad brought my family an xbox when it came out. Still have it actually, a common method of making it play disks that had scratches was 'gently' hitting the top of it.

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 No.164064

>>164059

Is that how you did your first rapes?

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 No.164065

>>164054

Duke on PC

Those "uncensored" scenes

The glory days m8, fancy playing online?

>>164053

I dread the day I'll lose my mummy, but it's inevitable

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 No.164066

>>164052

fair enough, now how have ya been cunt

>>164053

Shit, I know a guy whos mum had a heart attack, we didn't get along that well and sometimes I wish that things didn't go the way they went

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 No.164067

>>164063

Where did he bring it from?

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 No.164068

>>164067

From the store I'd imagine

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 No.164069

File: 2e6a02506b48d95⋯.webm (2.84 MB,516x436,129:109,me irl.webm)

File: 0a5b98a8672360d⋯.webm (3.56 MB,320x240,4:3,8chan_theme_song.webm)

File: e9538c88a671029⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,1718x1324,859:662,1275593936744.jpg)

>>164062

>everything loses all meaning and we are left with nothing but people shouting meaningless rubbish at each other.

Welcome to the chans friendo

You dont really buy into the sekrit club meme do you?

We're not special, we are even barely irregular. We are the average people of earth.

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 No.164070

the piss bottle is the greatest invention known to man

prove me wrong

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 No.164072

>>164067

Well, cheeky cunt he must have purchased it at a store and then brought it with him back to my house.

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 No.164073

File: 5c75b6ea2e1c69e⋯.jpg (1.81 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1512206918029992191276.jpg)

Time to get my fat on

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 No.164074

>>164070

Only problem is when the peeing gets you excited and neet junior gets his head stuck until you calm down

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 No.164075

>>164069

>Welcome to the chans friendo

I was talking about subjective definitions with that, but whatever.

>You dont really buy into the sekrit club meme do you?

Why not? The average person doesn't even know this site exists? Isn't that the definition of a secret club? 4chan you could make a case of, but even then I imagine very few normies know what it is, they probably recognize the memes that come from there.

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 No.164076

>>164074

That's why you have a wide bottle

Why the fuck Lipton changed their iced tea bottles to have the short lid rather than the nice wide one I dunno but if you buy a maximus or a real iced tea That's the brand name IIRC

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 No.164077

>>164069

>We're not special, we are even barely irregular. We are the average people of earth.

We aren't the average, if we were, we wouldn't be here at all. GTFO with your bullshit

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 No.164078

>>164076

3L milk bottle is the only acceptable pissbottle.

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 No.164079

>>164064

The bmx was good for escaping the police

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 No.164081

>>164073

mate don't buy shitty arab shit, you come down to where I live and knock on me dorr and give me the amount of money that it cost to buu that shit I'll make you an acvual food

Fuck I now know how to make top fuckin teir lemon tarts

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 No.164082

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 No.164083

>>164078

The handle on a milk bottle is convenient, but I prefer the wider opening you get with a 4L water bottle.

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 No.164085

>>164078

EFo rthat I'd need to drink 3l of milk

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 No.164086

>>164081

If you're making lemon tarts m8 think of your friends on the neet thread and post some pics next time please.

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 No.164088

>>164075

>very few normies know what it is

oh, you're retarded

it's full of literal soccermums and people who keep up with what's hip, here is the same for the most part. sure not so much /aus/ but /b/ and /pol/ are full of regularfags who wouldnt know shit from shinola and never fucking lurked

>>164077

the only difference is that we have a place to vent

we are the same as those fuckheads we all hate

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 No.164090

>>164086

I'll find the recipe for the lemon filling and post it

Warning though it takes a solid 10-20 minutes of whisking and neetbois maybe too lazy to do it

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 No.164092

>>164090

Post pics of ones you made m8, I don't give a shit about recipes.

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 No.164095

>>164092

I can't because I don't have any and I'll post the recipe anyways

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 No.164100

I had an existencial ccrisis just beffore but it's ok

I figurered out there truely is only 12 month in a year

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 No.164101

>>164095

Don't you dare post that recipe.

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 No.164104

>>164065

Yeh well play Duke 3d on the old ten gaming network

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 No.164105

>>164100

Decemeber = 12th month

Dec = 10

Hmm

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 No.164107

>>164105

December was originally the tenth month, but the calendar went through a lot of changes over the centuries.

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 No.164111

>>164105

blame the fuggin romans

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 No.164113

File: 0a3023c2f7ac3e9⋯.png (30.06 KB,891x967,891:967,No idea tbqh....png)

>>164073

What's that to the left of the snack pack?

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 No.164114

Also why did Mark Anthony bkow it all away, there could of been a month called markly if he didn't shag up[ with a greek egyptian whore

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 No.164115

>>164113

>What's on the back of the snack pack

Aloha

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 No.164135

ok NEETies

I'll admit it, I'm drunk or at least at the border

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 No.164138

where'd all this bloody water come from?

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 No.164139

>>164138

The jews.

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 No.164143

al;so Australia has 18C/65.4f in summer for some fucking weird wreason I mean why is it 18c/65.4 IN THE FUCKING SUMMERE

NUKE MELBOURE AND CANBERRA AND SYDNEY TOLOO AND WE MAY AS WELL BNUKE BRIS

BANE?

WHILE WE';re at it

also

brisBANE??

tell ne about brisabe why does it have the bane???????

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