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 No.163306 [View All]

Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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 No.164050

>>164030

We used to beat up kids in primary school who didn't have the new ps2

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 No.164051

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 No.164052

>>164047

>that makes you among us, a normie

this is te only place i feel welcome and fit in, by fitting in i conform to the collective, I know i am a normie here.

>>164048

my entire society is here, the larger outside society is the chans as a whole. this is basically the only interaction i have. we are the normies and the irl people are the robots.

also, the chans adopt "normie shit" all the time, they just try to make it seem as if they are being individuals

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 No.164053

>>164049

Thanks m8

>>164047

Heart attack, it was a few years ago but it still hurts some times

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 No.164054

>>164041

Duke nuke 64 was the first Duke nuke I ever played, rented it from video ezy when I was 8 thinking it was gonna be shit because of the 2d enemies I saw on the game box.

Played the shit out of it and the next week I bought the pc game

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 No.164055

File: 09af9eb26244e50⋯.jpg (93.78 KB,800x800,1:1,0000000000001.jpg)

>>164050

Looks like you ended up the same as me despite your fancy expensive consoles. Serves you right

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 No.164056

>>164050

i hated you richy rich faggots

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 No.164057

Any of you Gippsland NEETs remember the days of Magnum Movies?

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 No.164058

>>164053

sorry mate

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 No.164059

>>164055

>>164056

I have a rich dad so I had the new games and consoles and a fancy bmx

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 No.164061

>>164059

fuck you, i had a second hand snes and made my bmx out of scrap parts of bikes i found at the dump

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 No.164062

>>164052

my entire society is here, the larger outside society is the chans as a whole. this is basically the only interaction i have. we are the normies and the irl people are the robots.

Your definition is retarded. If definitions are warped to suit the individual everything loses all meaning and we are left with nothing but people shouting meaningless rubbish at each other.

The normies aren't here, this is a site built around its rarity and lack of socially successful people who post here. There are a few exceptions though, but I'm discussing the majority here. Calling people IRL 'robots' is just a disgrace to the term, sickening.

>also, the chans adopt "normie shit" all the time, they just try to make it seem as if they are being individuals

Bullshit. Memes (the good ones) and most other things are created here, only to spread to the normies to be dumbed down, bastardized and ruined. It isn't a bilateral relationship like you think, it is only one way.

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 No.164063

My dad brought my family an xbox when it came out. Still have it actually, a common method of making it play disks that had scratches was 'gently' hitting the top of it.

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 No.164064

>>164059

Is that how you did your first rapes?

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 No.164065

>>164054

Duke on PC

Those "uncensored" scenes

The glory days m8, fancy playing online?

>>164053

I dread the day I'll lose my mummy, but it's inevitable

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 No.164066

>>164052

fair enough, now how have ya been cunt

>>164053

Shit, I know a guy whos mum had a heart attack, we didn't get along that well and sometimes I wish that things didn't go the way they went

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 No.164067

>>164063

Where did he bring it from?

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 No.164068

>>164067

From the store I'd imagine

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 No.164069

File: 2e6a02506b48d95⋯.webm (2.84 MB,516x436,129:109,me irl.webm)

File: 0a5b98a8672360d⋯.webm (3.56 MB,320x240,4:3,8chan_theme_song.webm)

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>>164062

>everything loses all meaning and we are left with nothing but people shouting meaningless rubbish at each other.

Welcome to the chans friendo

You dont really buy into the sekrit club meme do you?

We're not special, we are even barely irregular. We are the average people of earth.

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 No.164070

the piss bottle is the greatest invention known to man

prove me wrong

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 No.164072

>>164067

Well, cheeky cunt he must have purchased it at a store and then brought it with him back to my house.

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 No.164073

File: 5c75b6ea2e1c69e⋯.jpg (1.81 MB,3456x4608,3:4,1512206918029992191276.jpg)

Time to get my fat on

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 No.164074

>>164070

Only problem is when the peeing gets you excited and neet junior gets his head stuck until you calm down

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 No.164075

>>164069

>Welcome to the chans friendo

I was talking about subjective definitions with that, but whatever.

>You dont really buy into the sekrit club meme do you?

Why not? The average person doesn't even know this site exists? Isn't that the definition of a secret club? 4chan you could make a case of, but even then I imagine very few normies know what it is, they probably recognize the memes that come from there.

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 No.164076

>>164074

That's why you have a wide bottle

Why the fuck Lipton changed their iced tea bottles to have the short lid rather than the nice wide one I dunno but if you buy a maximus or a real iced tea That's the brand name IIRC

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 No.164077

>>164069

>We're not special, we are even barely irregular. We are the average people of earth.

We aren't the average, if we were, we wouldn't be here at all. GTFO with your bullshit

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 No.164078

>>164076

3L milk bottle is the only acceptable pissbottle.

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 No.164079

>>164064

The bmx was good for escaping the police

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 No.164081

>>164073

mate don't buy shitty arab shit, you come down to where I live and knock on me dorr and give me the amount of money that it cost to buu that shit I'll make you an acvual food

Fuck I now know how to make top fuckin teir lemon tarts

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 No.164082

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 No.164083

>>164078

The handle on a milk bottle is convenient, but I prefer the wider opening you get with a 4L water bottle.

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 No.164085

>>164078

EFo rthat I'd need to drink 3l of milk

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 No.164086

>>164081

If you're making lemon tarts m8 think of your friends on the neet thread and post some pics next time please.

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 No.164088

>>164075

>very few normies know what it is

oh, you're retarded

it's full of literal soccermums and people who keep up with what's hip, here is the same for the most part. sure not so much /aus/ but /b/ and /pol/ are full of regularfags who wouldnt know shit from shinola and never fucking lurked

>>164077

the only difference is that we have a place to vent

we are the same as those fuckheads we all hate

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 No.164090

>>164086

I'll find the recipe for the lemon filling and post it

Warning though it takes a solid 10-20 minutes of whisking and neetbois maybe too lazy to do it

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 No.164092

>>164090

Post pics of ones you made m8, I don't give a shit about recipes.

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 No.164095

>>164092

I can't because I don't have any and I'll post the recipe anyways

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 No.164100

I had an existencial ccrisis just beffore but it's ok

I figurered out there truely is only 12 month in a year

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 No.164101

>>164095

Don't you dare post that recipe.

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 No.164104

>>164065

Yeh well play Duke 3d on the old ten gaming network

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 No.164105

>>164100

Decemeber = 12th month

Dec = 10

Hmm

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 No.164107

>>164105

December was originally the tenth month, but the calendar went through a lot of changes over the centuries.

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 No.164111

>>164105

blame the fuggin romans

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 No.164113

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>>164073

What's that to the left of the snack pack?

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 No.164114

Also why did Mark Anthony bkow it all away, there could of been a month called markly if he didn't shag up[ with a greek egyptian whore

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 No.164115

>>164113

>What's on the back of the snack pack

Aloha

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 No.164135

ok NEETies

I'll admit it, I'm drunk or at least at the border

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 No.164138

where'd all this bloody water come from?

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 No.164139

>>164138

The jews.

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 No.164143

al;so Australia has 18C/65.4f in summer for some fucking weird wreason I mean why is it 18c/65.4 IN THE FUCKING SUMMERE

NUKE MELBOURE AND CANBERRA AND SYDNEY TOLOO AND WE MAY AS WELL BNUKE BRIS

BANE?

WHILE WE';re at it

also

brisBANE??

tell ne about brisabe why does it have the bane???????

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