No.192338 [Last50 Posts]
OLD >>191430
Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?
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No.192340
>>192338
noice, you even linked it in the old thread
nah, my sperginess was a force no barber could suppress
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No.192341
>>192338
Properly created neetthread. Well done on being the lone man of action among a group of lazy manchild failures.
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No.192342
>>192341
is it wrong i feel proud for him?
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No.192343
>>192338
Nah, I still had (have) fucked up teeth.
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No.192344
>>192343
My teeth are slowly becoming fucked up due to grinding. My teeth on the right side don't make contact now.
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No.192345
>>192343
>i wore braces in year 7
>didn't wear the retainer and they refucked themselves
>>192344
same. i wake up sometimes and it feels like i have sand in my mouth
i have only two pairs of clothes. really need to expand
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No.192346
If I had known how to lose weight I might have had a chance
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No.192347
>>192344
at least you aren't going to swallow any spiders
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No.192348
On a nice little NEET adventure at the moment. Any one else have any adventures planned?
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No.192349
>>192348
going to tafe tomorrow
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No.192350
>>192348
I'll be making my once in a while pilgrimage to the haircut person place tomorrow morning
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No.192351
>>192348
Going to the library soon then will do a bit of grocery shopping. Wherever you are looks like a great place to fish and generally be by yourself for a few hours.
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No.192352
>>192349
>>192350
>>192351
Good to see that my fellow NEETs are out and about
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No.192353
>>192349
make sure you go to a barber
you don't want to get justed do you?
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No.192354
>>192352
It's very green there
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No.192355
>>192353
I assume you meant to reply to me instead of that guy. I go to the same barber every time. I don't really care if they fuck my shit up, nobody likes me enough to notice my hair
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No.192356
>>192348
Very nice, what state are you in?
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No.192357
>>192356
Victoria (Gippsland)
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No.192358
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No.192359
>>192355
I should adapt this outlook
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No.192360
>>192355
Just get a nice fedora, then it won't matter about your hair
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No.192361
>>192360
I actually wear a cap a lot of the time anyway
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No.192362
>>192361
Are you an orthodox jew?
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No.192363
>>192362
I'm anything but orthodox but I do enjoy saving money
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No.192364
Watching The Mummy (2017). It had terrible previews and reviews, but the first 15 minutes looks ok. Tom Cruise, who 30 years ago was a lieutenant in top gun has now made it all the way to seargent, and is stealing antiquities in the iraq war. Hell, if I wound up in iraq I'd be doing the same thing, it's not like the locals deserve them.
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No.192365
>>192364
Have you seen the 1930s mummy
It's pretty comfy
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No.192366
>>192364
it was rated badly because tom cruise lacks range in his acting
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No.192367
>>192365
Yeah, I saw a 1930s version a few years ago when I went through a phase of watching old horror movies. I remember it being kind of boring.
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No.192368
<hard drive i ordered came in
<its fucking dead
<cost me ~45 bucks to send it back in order to get a refund
<+ a few more dollars to print a few invoices and barcode
<i also have to walk to the post office
<and i get like ~75% of my money back in the end
not sure if the time and energy is worth it
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No.192369
>>192368
pretty much why the chinks win
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No.192370
>>192368
Don't let them jew you. Tell them you'll call the ACCC if they don't give you your money back.
>You are entitled to return a product if you believe that there is a problem. You are generally responsible for returning the product if it can be posted or easily returned. You are entitled to recover reasonable postage or transportation costs from the business if the product is confirmed to have a problem, so keep your receipts.
https://www.accc.gov.au/consumers/consumer-rights-guarantees/repair-replace-refund
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No.192372
>>192364
Well, it's not a great movie, but it's not a terrible movie either. It was going to be the start of an action/horror franchise called the The Dark Universe, but fortunately it looks like the franchise won't happen.
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No.192373
>>192366
tom cruise isn't human
>>192372
Brendan Fraiser Mummy is peak Mummy and there's nothing you can say otherwise
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No.192374
brings back memories
>on holiday with fam during highschool
>in darwin
>go to the cinemas with brother
>go to see the mummy returns
>enter cinema and sit down
>no one else there
>lights dim and movie starts
>watch movie
>movie ends
>lights come on
>cinema is a quarter full of abos
didn't even notice them come in
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No.192375
>>192374
the abos were there originally
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No.192376
>>192373
Speaking of Brendan Fraser, he's managed to unJUST himself. Maybe there's hope for us all.
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No.192377
>>192374
I'll bet the cinema staff didn't know they were there either
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No.192378
>>192350
the last time i went to get a haircut was about 6-7 months ago. and the time before that i just shaved it all off.
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No.192379
>>192373
I'd love to make Rachel Weisz a mummy tbh
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No.192380
Is it possible for two NEETs to form a sort of (purely platonic) cohabitation where they are partners in life (NO SEX) and have a more enriching life than they would being on their own and with no gf?
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No.192381
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No.192382
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No.192384
>>192380
thats friendship anon
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No.192386
What have you achieved today neets? I discovered there are a bunch of eugenics books out of copyright and freely available online, much reading.
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No.192387
>>192386
watched tv shows and wanked
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No.192388
>>192386
Went for a bike ride and wanked
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No.192389
>>192386
I made a sandwich for dinner, and ate all of it including the crust.
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No.192390
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No.192391
>>192389
You're a big boy now
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No.192392
>>192386
shitposted on /animu/
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No.192394
Morning cunts
Anyone here get hit with extreme shame sometimes? After having a wank yesterday I was watching a Bas Rutten fight on youtube, around noon and while all my family members were at work, and something clicked in my head. The combination of his physical conditioning and obvious dedication to the sport, the fact I'm a 25 year old man sitting around in my parents house masturbating at lunchtime while everyone else is working, and my general feelings of inadequacy, all erupted and I turned bright red with shame and started sweating with embarrassment for my situation in life.
Being a NEET is so humiliating.
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No.192396
>>192394
being a neet is an exercise in a tolerance for shame
could also use that shame to motivate yourself to get places or just admit you just associated bas rutten with masturbating and now can't get that mental image out of your head so now every time you have a wank you're gonna think of bas and his dumb accent
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No.192397
>>192394
I sometimes wonder if we lack some magical thing that gives us the drive to succeed or if we're just lazy and a bit unlucky.
tfw depression certainly doesn't help, but some people even overcome that to do normal things
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No.192398
>>192394
perhaps this will give you the drive you need to make a change or perhaps it's a sign that you need another wank
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No.192399
>>192397
>I sometimes wonder if we lack some magical thing that gives us the drive to succeed or if we're just lazy and a bit unlucky.
they lack a distaste for the modern world
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No.192400
>>192394
Most wagecucks would give anything to be a 25 year old man sitting around in their parents house masturbating at lunchtime.
Remember, while you're fapping and watching YT videos they're out slaving for Schlomo while their wife is at home getting fucked by Tyrone.
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No.192401
Mum signed me up for a speed-dating event tomorrow night. I just checked the profile and she uploaded a photo that makes me look retarded. It's already been sent to my 'dates' (implying any woman is going to have interest in a NEET). The only reprieve is that the age range goes all the way from 21 to 39, I feel less insecure about being a loser being that I'm going to be speaking to older women who won't consider me a serious potential partner anyway
Pray for me boys
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No.192403
>>192401
Let us know how it goes mate. Either than or just tell her to fuck off and wank instead
>>192400
As a part time wagecuck I can confirm that days when I'm home form work and wanking in the middle of the day are the best of all days.
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No.192404
I'm trying not to hyperventilate while imagining a Stacey seeing that fucking photo pop up and realizing that I'm her first date of the night. It's not like her mummy organized the whole thingamaniggy either; she's probably excitedly opening up the dates section of the site while surrounded with friends egging her on. They're going to see me and say something like "oh. oh. well, it's okay, there are more, let's see who else?'.
Why did mum do this? I'm an unemployed 25 year old loser with nothing to offer a woman and I don't even have any nice clothes to wear. This is going to be a fucking bloodbath. I'm going to be surrounded by Chads and every woman is going to be silently hoping she isn't the unlucky one. REEEEEEEEEE
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No.192405
>>192404
Anon you have to remember there will probably be some as equally bad men there
Do you actually know Stacies are going to be there or just a guess? because there tends to be a certain type of girl who uses that kind of stuff and they ain't no stacies
I think as long as you take care of basic hygiene most wouldn't be too put off
probably shouldn't mention your mum sticking you in it though
what interests do you have?
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No.192406
>>192405
Well, at least I'm self-aware. I hope there's a trilby-wearing full-blown autist who shows up and speaks to all my dates about the brony subculture before I get to them, at that stage I'll be a pleasant relief.
Hobbies?
Browsing imageboards/reddit
Gymcelling
I don't really have any hobbies. I should definitely pretend I have a job, right? I think I'm going to lie and say I work at a gym, that's pretty believable.
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No.192407
>some highschool kids just walked past my house blowing an air horn while laughing and hollering
>>192401
just get loaded on goooooooon
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No.192408
>>192406
>reddit
I'd say only if it comes up, if things go well you might not want to fuck stuff up right away
You're a /fit/NEET right? probably puts you ahead of your average NEET
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No.192409
>>192404
>>192401
>This is going to be a fucking bloodbath
like NEETs to the slaughter. you're a braver NEET than me
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No.192410
>>192370
so let's just say
<i ordered hard drive from amazon
what do i do
do i just contact them and tell them to pay for the shipping costs as well
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No.192411
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>192401
>speed dating
who needs prayers when you have eurobeat?
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No.192412
Any other restless NEETs here?
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No.192413
>>192412
More up by choice but yeah
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No.192414
>>192344
My teeth are in pretty solid condition however I sometimes feel like I grind my teeth when I'm asleep, my jaw often feels very tight when I wake up first thing in the morning.
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No.192415
>>192401
Let us know how it goes.
Are you an American just a VPN poster? Maybe it is just my imagination but it seems like U.S. parents get a lot more involved and are a lot more pushy when it comes to dating/relationships and their kids. At least among my family and extended family people just fuck off and it would be sort of taboo for anything more than maybe hinting that someone knows someone else's niece/cousin etc. and even then that's not happened to anyone I know.
I agree with the NEET that said you have nothing to worry about, the sort of guys that go to these things aren't turbochads and the type of girls that go to them are no doubt failed normie women - my advice would be to have your best travelling stories at the ready for the handbag basics.
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No.192417
Morning neets. Do you feel ok when you get up in the morning, or like shit?
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No.192418
>>192417
Normally pretty good, today I'm just pretty sore following my workout yesterday but in a good way of course.
Evenings are the killer for me when I'm at my worst, especially in just a nostalgic/hopelessness sort of state.
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No.192419
>>192417
morning
i feel ok when there's nothing to do in the day, shit if there is something
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No.192420
>>192417
Like shit without fail
I have never felt tfw refreshed upon waking
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No.192421
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No.192422
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No.192423
>>192422
pretty much always yeah
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No.192424
>>192417
I feel like shit for waking up in the afternoon. I was being a good NEET and waking up in the morning before this. So my sleeping pattern is destroyed again.
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No.192425
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No.192426
>>192422
Me. I just got up
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No.192427
>>192417
>Do you feel ok when you get up in the morning, or like shit?
the past year like shit. i used to be get 8 hrs deep sleep but these days i only get 5 hrs of shitty rem sleep
currently waiting for the olympic snowboarding to start
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No.192428
>>192415
I'm NZNEET, back in aussie after a month working back in the country of my birth. New Zealand has become even worse than it was at the time I left; gangs/delinquents everywhere, the place is still poverty-stricken as hell and it's also the most sexually liberal place in the world. Not that the last part impacts me, but it does make me feel bad that I can't get a gf in such a culture. I think a 14 year old cashier girl at The Warehouse flirted with me, which was weird.
I'm leaving in half an hour and I feel extremely anxious. Travel stories… honestly can one of you cunts give me a funny story to tell? None of my actual stories are appropriate for normie women. I don't trust normies to give me advice, I want an earpiece with the NEET general regulars listening into the conversation and telling me what to say.
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No.192429
>>192428
Really would depend on whether you want to actually impress a girl that's there or just get her talking so you can cruise through it and go home.
Always ask "And how was that?" etc., women love talking about themselves.
Make up some story about doing shipping/imports in Port Moresby and ending up in the middle of Papua New Guinea and living off a loaf of bread in your backpack until a local picked you up and dropped you off again or something, normie women love adventures and tough survival men
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No.192430
>>192428
>None of my actual stories are appropriate for normie women.
even better, tell them about your time in nz and all the gangs you used to throw down with
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No.192431
>>192428
You still alive mate?
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No.192432
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No.192433
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No.192434
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No.192435
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No.192436
>>192417
Depends on whether or not I went to Dan's the day before.
>>192424
Same, even if I wake at 11:55 I'd feel better than if I woke at 12:05.
>>192427
How's the Olympics going? TBH I have no desire to watch as they're all wearing too much clothing due to the obvious climate. I was watching some tennis today, the women's Fed Cup draw between Australia and Ukraine.
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No.192437
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No.192438
<take out a really small screw
<try to take out the next really small screw
<intense agony and swelling on my thumbs and fingers
this is almost too hard
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No.192439
>>192438
I take it the speed dating was a success then
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No.192440
>>192439
okay to be honest, the last girlfriend i had was bad, this is why i chose my neet path.
i should go to bunnings, get a bunch of screwdrivers and wd40
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No.192441
>>192440
Just buy a set covering most of the commonly required sizes. Screwdrivers are always good to have on hand
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No.192442
>>192441
yeah and a box/small knife is also pretty useful,
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No.192443
>>192442
don't forget gaffa tape
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No.192445
tried to be independent and productive today
did excercise and only felt like shit afterwards, made me own dinner and its been pretty alright
is there a secret to not feeling shitty after exercise? or do you just get better at doing it?
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No.192446
Went to hungry jack's for dinner - and was shocked to find somalians there. I'm boycotting hungry jack's until they do something about this - institute a no africans allowed policy or somrthing, and I urge my fellow neetbros to stand with me in this.
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No.192447
>>192445
you learn to love the pain eventually
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No.192448
>>192446
willing to bet the person who ran that milkbar was chinese
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No.192449
>>192448
yeah but why else would blacks be in a milk bar?
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No.192450
>>192449
not saying it's any less credible, just based off chingas typically owning a milk bar and the english in that sign
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No.192451
>>192450
also that it's in melbourne
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No.192452
Is NZneet back yet? I really want to know how it went
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No.192453
>>192452
He's either drinking himself into a depression coma or fucking some easily tricked speed dater
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No.192455
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No.192456
About to depart on a little NEET adventure
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No.192457
>>192456
don't forget to fuel up
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No.192458
>>192456
>all those buttons
check fuel mixture
check guages
check assists
check stabs/flaps
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No.192459
>>192458
he's got a fancy hoon car
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No.192460
>>192456
Where you going anon-san?
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No.192461
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No.192462
>>192459
i wish i had a fancy hoon car
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No.192463
I'm a restless NEET once again
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No.192464
Just had a packet of salt and vinegar chips for tea, ended up eating half a tub of conissiur macadamia ice cream too
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No.192465
>>192464
I had some cereal for dinner
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No.192466
>>192464
had four cups of grapefruit bits in syrup, full as
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No.192467
Is anyone else getting worried about nzneet?
Some Stacie might have got him drunk and date raped him.
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No.192468
>>192467
or he might be in a floor somewhere, covered in cement
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No.192469
>>192467
he might have hung himself
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No.192470
Nzneet is alive, just drunk and exhausted.I lied a lot and only got a single outright rejection. Tomorrow morning I get to see who liked me, or to contact them, or something like that. It's 2.25am and ive been traveling for hours so I'll tell you guys the story tomorrow.
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No.192471
>>192470
wheres your yank flag mate? seems suss
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No.192472
Morning neets, what mission are you on today? I've been boycotting hungry jack's for the past 10 hours, feels good. It's only a matter of time before they cave into my demands.
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No.192473
>>192470
Good to hear you survived it, awaiting your tale.
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No.192474
>>192436
>How's the Olympics going?
only good thing so far is the snowboarding slopestyle. i think the final is on at 12 today
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No.192475
why is mcdonalds cheeseburger 2.65 but a mcdouble is but only 2.00 dorrar? i am making no understandings of this situation.
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No.192476
I've started taking piss' with the toilet seat down, I just dab my dick with toilet paper to get rid of the extra piss, no more shaking my dick. It's so much cleaner
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No.192477
>>192475
I thought mcdoubles went up to like 4 something bucks?
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No.192479
>>192472
morning, getting myself ready for going back to school tomorrow
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No.192480
>>192472
I have to leave my neet lair for the first time in a few days to buy bread and milk
or maybe I can just take a break from coffee
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No.192481
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No.192482
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No.192483
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No.192484
>>192443
Rape Kits are in aisle 6, next to the gumboots
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No.192485
>>192468
Or semen. Some traps aren't easy to spot until they're ramming their cock down your throat
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No.192486
So it all began when mummy let me drive her car to Sydney, with her in the passenger seat of course.
I know this sounds pathetic coming from a 25 year old man but it's a big confidence boost to be able to drive and I felt like a real person as I pulled onto the highway with my Ls wedged behind the license plates and a date on the way.
A couple hours later we pulled into a carpark near Darling Harbour, I sneakily stripped off my NEET attire behind the car door and got into my I'm-definitely-employed-and-ready-to-mingle costume.
Fast forward half an hour of confidence-pumping courtesy of mumzy and I get a text letting me know the dates are about to begin. Mum leaves the bar to meet an old work friend for dinner and I head towards the venue: an upstairs bar in Darling Harbor.
The first thing I note is my inferiority/superiority relative to the other men present: thank fuck there are some autists wearing suits and fedoras and some obvious FoB Pajeets. On the other hand I'm not going to come up well against the niche stylishly dressed, aesthetically faced Chads. At the very least I won't be the worst and that relaxes me a little.
I look around the bar to find my first match and see her coming towards me. "H-h-hey, how are you? Are you having a good night?" are the first autistic words out of my mouth.
What the fuck am I doing, I prepared a better introduction than this. Too late, I'm locked into the direction I chose and now the conversation is dwindling into the most boring smalltalk imaginable. We stop talking and try to think of something new to say. I'm sweating and her eyes flick up to my perspiring forehead. Fuck. "So what do you do?" while cringing outwardly. Kill me. We make more smalltalk. Every single laugh during that conversation was a fake laugh, and not very convincing on either of our parts. After ten minutes, which felt like a fucking hour, and at which point we were both staring around the bar silently, we each get a new text with the information of our newest partner. Thank god. I say goodbye and walk around the bar trying to find her. The music has been pumping so hard into my face from the speakers that I'm getting a headache but that's better than the total silence that comes when a woman isn't interested in you in the slightest.
[cont'd]
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No.192487
I meet the next woman and the exact same thing happens.
To make it worse, she can't hear what I'm saying because of the music and my monotone autism voice, so we aren't even communicating. Same with the next one, and by now it's been half an hour of constant stilted uncomfortable pointless smalltalk.
At a certain point I feel like snapping with tension and then I realize it literally cannot get any worse than it currently is. I relax. I tell a normie woman a silly made up story about my tranny experience in Thailand and she is absolutely disgusted. I laugh at the story and I'm right, it didn't make the situation any more uncomfy than it already was. After that conversation I move onto the only positive date of the night, a cutiepie who sits right across from me, gestures as she talks and integrates with my retarded stories perfectly.
We have a conversational flow going and we're laughing and touching each other as we talk, which feels so fucking good I can't even describe. Every time she touches my hands or I touch hers, I get tingles running all down my wrists and forearms, just like when I watch ASMR girlfriend videos.
This has never happened to me before. I am physically and mentally euphoric. Any man who regularly experiences stimulating conversation and physical contact with a female must walk around in a constant state of bliss. Oh my god. I don't even want sex, I just want the conversation to keep going. It peters out a bit when I start lying about having a job but that's okay, I feel like a Jew in Auschwitz who's been caught with half a loaf of bread under his shirt, the other half already in his stomach. It's too late to take this emotional nutrition back and there's nothing anyone can do about the fact I feel validated. We part ways at the next text and I look around for my last date.
[cont'd]
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No.192488
…and look and look and look. I'd spoken to a guy for a moment earlier who said that he'd been told his date didn't turn up, so at first I assumed the last date of the evening was a no-show. Not the case; the bitch was still chatting to the guy from her previous date.
I spoke to the organizer to confirm I was looking at the right woman. Yep. I stood around chatting to her instead, and she tried to point me toward a group of women with no guys in sight. Deciding against embarrassing myself, I walk to the line at the bar instead and start talking to a woman who just happens to be at the bar that night, her date being in the bathroom or something. We talked for a bit and she recommended me a drink which I took back to the date section and drank with a Pakistani guy whose dates had gone horribly. We laughed about it for a while and some girls came over to talk, I didn't find them attractive at all but they were fun conversation. The Pakistani guy left to get a drink before going home, considering the night a failure. Two minutes later I see him chatting excitedly by the bar with a gorgeous woman who then follows him back to another table and continues the conversation. I give him a thumbs up and say goodbye to the girls, go downstairs and to the other bar to find mum and her friend. I give her a rundown of the night and we start driving home.
It went pretty okay, I guess. Papa New Guinea NEET, I appreciate your help. I tried the story but the music was too loud and I don't think she understood the idea I was trying to get across.
TY all NEETs who responded to my post and kek@ >>192432 probably true unfortunately. Even so, you cunts should try speed dating. At least that night it was exciting and fun. Almost every guy came by himself.
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No.192489
>>192488
Did you get to see the girl who you had a good conversation with at the end of the speed date?
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No.192490
>>192488
sounds like you had a good time m8
yeah you're never going to have a good chat over some loud music which is stupid since clubs are meant to be places where you socialise
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No.192491
>>192490
I never understood normies and bars/clubs for this reason alone, seems like a pretty retarded venue for such an event
Either way good to hear you survived, did you get anything out of it other than just facing your fears? Would you do it again?
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No.192492
>>192489
Nope, I didn't see her when the structured dating part of the event finished and everyone started mingling. Also, as we were looking for our final dates, we walked past another and she avoided my eye for a solid five seconds as we walked slowly past one another, which was really weird and made me feel like I'd creeped her out in some way and that she'd just been tolerating me on the date. That usually would've hurt me but she TOUCHED me, she CHOSE to physically TOUCH MY HAND AND ARM more than a few times earlier, and I was still buzzing with happiness. I'm not sure whether I should message her. I lied about everything so it would be awkward as heck to try to date her now.
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No.192493
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No.192494
>>192493
She was very socially competent earlier when our faces were less than half a metre away so no, I don't think so.
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No.192495
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No.192496
>>192494
i dunno m8, could be that you're both spergs that manage to be sociable when the moons align
you don't keep physical contact like that with the opposite sex unless you like them so i see that part about her looking away to be a shit test or her sperging out
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No.192497
>>192496
Yeah true. I'm just feeling anxious that it's one of those situations where I'm misreading obvious signals and making a nuisance of myself. On the other hand, she was there to meet guys so it's not exactly going to be offensive if I tell her I'm interested. Mum told me women probably aren't going to send the first message even if they do want to know a guy. Would you help me write the message?
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No.192498
>>192497
nah m8 you gotta do these things by yourself but it only has to be along the lines of
>hey it's nzneet we met at the dating thing yesterday just wanted to say it was nice chatting with u would love to do it again sometime
the less effort the better
if she doesn't reply so be it, if she rejects you so be it but if she's interested that's fine too
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No.192499
>>192492
I'd say go for it, you'd probably hate yourself if you never took the chance
rejection might hurt but it's better than riskin it
It would be awkward but you could either come clean right away once/if you started dating
Or make up some shit about being fired
Either way anon im glad it turned out good!
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No.192501
>tfw the last time i stepped foot in a fast food outlet was 2 years ago
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No.192502
>>192498
>>192499
I did it. I felt a rush of anxiety when I hit Send. Thanks for the support, NEETies. Do you guys post to ausneets as well as aus? I don't remember aus ever being this dead.
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No.192503
>>192502
Nah I'm here only, too many people in the other one
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No.192504
>>192502
good on you m8, keep us updated. and no i don't post there
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No.192505
>>192502
>Do you guys post to ausneets as well as aus?
nah, i figured i'll use this break in shitposting to get things more sorted
do miss the other lads though
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No.192506
Hmm. I dream of aus NEET reunification, everyone here used to get along so well. Anywho, I will keep everyone updated on the situation as it either unfolds or crashes and burns. Do you think a 24hr deadline is long enough for me to be sure that she's not going to reply?
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No.192507
>>192506
I really don't miss all the shitposting and poojeeta
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No.192508
>>192506
24h is good enough
>>192507
i didn't either but not having it around feels weird
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No.192509
>>192501
What would we eat without drive-thru's?
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No.192510
>>192509
I've never driven through a drive-through, my mum always does
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No.192511
I'm sad to discover that NZNEET has been crossposting.
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No.192512
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No.192513
>>192512
Of course. It was just nice to have him back for a little while. I imagine he'll stop posting here sooner or later.
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No.192514
I don't really consider it crossposting, just talking to old friends. Yeah that's probably pathetic but I've been part of the aus neet community for a couple years now and I consider you cunts my friends. I've spent so many Friday and Saturday nights playing around and having meaningful conversations here.
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No.192515
>>192506
I think the neets that stayed here are a better community.
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No.192516
>>192514
to be honest basically all of us post in the other thread too
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No.192517
>>192515
or that the cunts neets complained about all moved over to /ausneets/
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No.192518
What's the plan for tonight, NEETs? Have we all had dinner?
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No.192519
>>192518
I have to put my bins out eventually
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No.192520
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No.192521
>>192518
need to sleep early to see if tafe actually put through my enrollment papers tomorrow morning
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No.192522
>>192518
I'm halfway through a 6-pack. Downloading some zombie shit. Pissed off that I forgot to buy a packet of chips while at Dan's and cause of the Chad-cashier that teased me for looking so young. And less than 4 hours until another week begins.
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No.192523
>>192518
Probably having an early night, want to get through an early morning workout tomorrow. I am always weaker if I leave it until the afternoon or evening it seems.
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No.192524
>>192518
I'll tell you what's not for dinner - hungry jack's. I've been boycotting them for 24 hours now. They must be starting to hurt now.
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No.192525
>>192524
What will fill the void left by Hungry Jack's?
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No.192526
>>192525
some real strayan tucker
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No.192527
>>192511
Just go to the other board then, it doesn't have trips anymore.
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No.192528
If I ever make it out of this hole I'm in, this crushing depression, the world better fucking fear me. Because I'm going to be fucking unstoppable.
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No.192530
Morning neets. Do you ever worry that poverty will one day force you to move to a Culturally Enriched neighbourhood?
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No.192531
>>192530
morning
no, i'm already in one
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No.192532
>>192530
My neighborhood is just far enough from the local tribe that I don't have to feel like I'm too poor
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No.192533
>>192530
Nah I live in the countryside, so it's fine - for now.
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No.192534
What have you NEETs got planned for today?
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No.192535
>>192534
i was planning on getting my shit together but i think i'll do it tomorrow
might go to dans and get a carton
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No.192536
Afternoon NEETs. I just got back from my bike ride, which I have a little story about. I was riding along one of the back roads, and I see this giant swarm of green-coloured insects that are just up the road from me (about 10 metres or so) in the direction that I'm travelling. I decided to just continue riding through them as it's pretty common to see these little insects out in the country, they're harmless, I don't what they're called though. But as I came into contact with the swarm I realised that they weren't these little green-coloured insects that I'm so used to seeing, but I giant swarm of bees. So I come out the other side of the swarm with about 50-100 bees on me - some on my legs, arms, and face, but most on my torso. I was about to have a full-on sperg-out but then I realised if I just as much as flicked one the bees off of me it'd release its alarm pheromone and alert all the other bees to sting me. So I was standing on the side of the road for a good 2-3 mins, arms half raised with bees just sitting on me, just waiting for them to eventually fly away. While this was all happening there were cars driving by, but I doubt they could see the bees on me from that distance, only that I was just standing there frozen in awkward-looking position. All the bees eventually flew off me, the last 5 or so I got off my shirt by softly moving my shirt with my fingers to get them to fly off. None of them ended up stinging me, so I'm a pretty lucky NEET. I didn't even know that they travel around in giant swarms like that, any NEETs have an explanation for this?
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No.192537
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No.192538
>>192536
Bees just do that
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No.192539
>>192536
Good job staying cool. I'd probably have had a panic attack and then get stung by a thousand bees.
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No.192540
>>192536
the hive must have been destroyed
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No.192541
>>192534
just got back from tafe
$18 for four hours parking fml
>>192536
did they look a bit like pic related?
they're meant to be pretty chill
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No.192542
>>192541
They just looked like regular honey bees up close
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No.192543
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No.192544
>>192542
the male carpenter bees do, just greener
>>192543
expensive as
$4.80 for a bottle of coke
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No.192545
I feel like absolute garbage and death every time I wake up. Have felt like this my entire life.
I wish I could wake up feeling refreshed, instead of feeling like I am literally dying. I am hoping that injecting ipamorelin and BPC-157 can fix my sleep.
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No.192546
>>192545
Are you waking up in the afternoon? I find that waking up in the afternoon makes me feel destroyed
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No.192547
>>192546
Yes, I do, however it doesn't matter when the fuck I wake up. I always feel like absolute shit. It's ruining my life.
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No.192548
>>192547
have a multivitamin
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No.192549
i wish my foresight was 20/20
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No.192550
>>192549
Seeing that things are going to go badly doesn't always stop you from doing them anyway
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No.192551
>>192536
Can't you hear that buzzing outside? You're their queen now.
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No.192552
>>192536
looks like you're finally just beeing urself
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No.192553
Do I go to a dentist or an orthodontist about teeth grinding problems?
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No.192554
>>192553
Maybe try ringing a dentist and asking them for advice
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No.192555
>>192554
What about the orthodontist?
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No.192556
>>192545
>Ipamorelin significantly increases plasmagrowth hormone and improves regeneration
>BPC-157 is a synthetic peptide that is being investigated for its regenerative effects. It shows high efficacy for rats suffering toxic or surgical trauma
Is that you, Christopher Reeve?
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No.192557
>>192553
dentist, and don't ignore it or put it off. It's serious in the long term and can completely fuck up your teeth.
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No.192558
Whomever has the youngest and cutest dental assistants
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No.192559
>>192558
last time I went to the dentist the assistant was a mediocre woman in her 40s
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No.192560
>>192558
i feel intimidated by people around my age
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No.192561
>chink shills flooding half/k/
>stick out like a sore thumb
>article from chinese source gets posted calling out j-20 for being shit
>shills too busy doing damage control in comments to shitpost on /k/
pla btfo
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/2130718/why-chinas-first-stealth-fighter-was-rushed-service
https://archive.is/K3xUW#selection-10238.0-10238.1
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No.192562
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No.192563
>>192561
>china
>creating anything functional
they rely on stolen military technologies from other cunts
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No.192564
>>192561
Should pair evenly in a dogfight against 'our' F-35's
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No.192565
>>192562
I don't know that feel. Shy, sure. Intimidated? Nah, cunt. Anger is my best response to shyness and embarrassment, so people can sometimes peg me as a bit of a crazy cunt.
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No.192566
>>192563
other cunts include straya sadly
http://www.scmp.com/news/asia/australasia/article/2115001/hackers-use-china-chopper-tool-steal-australia-f-35-stealth#comments
https://archive.is/qEYd7
>What can we say about the aussies?
>Sensitive data can be easily hacked and stolen? or bcos aussies are dump?
>>192564
everything's fought bvr and the f-35 is meant to have better avionics but even if the f-35 is a flaming pile i don't think the range of the j-20s will be anything significant
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No.192567
Morning
I told you guys I'd update on the potential gf speed dating situation and it's now been 32 hours with no
response. I was holding onto hope last night for an early morning message but it looks like it's time to give up. Feels really bad, m8s.
What are you cunts doing today anyway? I have literally nothing interesting to do today so I might go to a drop-in therapist at my uni or have myself a little neet daytrip.
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No.192568
>>192567
morning, better luck next time m80
off to school again today
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No.192569
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No.192570
<going to school/uni/tafe is neet
What kind of bullshit is this?
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No.192571
>>192567
I have not decided what I'm going to do today yet
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No.192573
>>192570
Don't be too quick to condemn anon. He didn't say he was going to school as a student. He might just be going there to have a wank while watching the girls.
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No.192574
>>192573
This is the most probable explanation
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No.192575
>no social skills
>social anxiety
>never had a job
>dropped out of school 2.5 years ago
>turning 21 soon
>soon to lose disability support supplement
>signing my own NEET warrant
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No.192576
>>192570
Oh, I haven't actually started studying yet. When I finished HS (8 years ago and not a single full-time job between then and now, fug!) my final mark was too shit to study anything decent at uni, so last year I enrolled in a bachelor of arts and took two online papers to increase my marks. I got accepted into a better course this year and I start physical classes in about a week.
Feeling super anxious tbqh, my brain is slow from years of neeting and I'm going to be surrounded by 18 year olds
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No.192577
>>192576
at least you've had a job
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No.192578
>>192577
I haven't had any consistent work but I've had a few casual and part-time positions as well as one kinda full-time gig for a couple months. I'm not sure it really counts because I couldn't even make it to the 3-month mark before sperging out and quitting.
At least you get neetbux
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No.192579
>>192569
nah, tafe
>>192570
can't be receiving an education if you aren't learning :^)
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No.192580
>>192567
I've been too ill this morning to even get out of bed. Feeling slightly better, will try and eat something then maybe leave the house this arvo.
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No.192582
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No.192583
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No.192585
>>192575
I was in your position a couple of years back, although I didn't have the disability thing
I somehow ended up with a job (although I'm terrible at it) so don't give up hope entirely
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No.192586
>>192575
>tfw turning 22 soon
I have a Uni degree and quite good looks/body and yet am a complete loser and still haven't been able to make anything of myself
my days are spent playing TF2 and Runescape private servers trying to chase the nostalgic and golden years that are now long gone
What are your plans for 2018?
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No.192587
What do you think about this girl? What sort of personality do you think she has, based on this image?
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No.192588
>>192587
Semi-normie, probably studies Law or Architecture. Little bit more bogan than your average Stacy and likes the outdoors.
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No.192589
morning neets. What's on for today? I'll be doing absolutely nothing.
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No.192590
>>192589
I won't be leaving the house that's for sure, there's no way I want to be seen alone today while normie couples walk around hand-in-hand and rooting each other on the street because some shitty holiday 'tradition' says they should.
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No.192591
>>192589
I was going to go for a bike ride, but it's way too windy.
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No.192592
>>192590
have a rendezvous with mrs palmer and her five friends
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No.192593
>>192592
It shall be an angry get-together today
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No.192594
>>192588
Somewhat correct. Think she studied pharmacy. She's not very bogan at all, but she does like the outdoors.
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No.192595
I'm so sick of being in the house, but every time I consider leaving the house, I just remind myself that there is nowhere I want to go.
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No.192596
>>192595
have a pace around the backyard
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No.192597
>>192595
Start small, do something in the backyard and then work your way up to other activities
Could pick up the shopping for mum or relax at a park
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No.192598
>>192595
>going outside on valentines day
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No.192599
>>192595
Well I ended up just driving around for a little bit while listening to music. I don't feel like my mood has improved, in fact the school traffic made me feel even worse, but at least I got to be in the A/C in my car for a while.
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No.192600
>>192599
It's best to avoid the typical peak traffic times - early morning wagies/school drop-offs and mid-to-late afternoon wagies/school pick-ups.
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No.192601
>>192589
just got home from tafe, was alright
>>192595
going outside is overrated, was stuck between a female tap dancing audi driver and a tailgating greek girl on her phone for the entirety of a main road
i miss doing nothing already
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No.192602
>>192601
we only miss doing nothing when we aren't doing nothing
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No.192603
>>192602
it's like trying to get over that ex we never had
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No.192604
<go to costco
<buy a hotdog
<there's no mustard
AAAAAAAA
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No.192605
>>192604
that's what you get for trusting the yanks
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No.192606
>>192595
I know that feel
I leave the house to go to work and to go to the shops, but nothing else seems worth the effort. No point in being depressed in front of the beach instead of being depressed in front of the screen.
Maybe neets like us need some kind of hobby, or friends
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No.192607
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No.192608
>>192606
i have NEET friends
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No.192609
>>192608
Like real life ones? Do you ever go outside and laugh at normies together?
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No.192610
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No.192611
>>192610
You're living the dream man
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No.192612
employment agency meeting soon
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No.192613
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No.192615
finished at the employment agency
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No.192616
going to bed at almost 12:30pm
n33t lyfe
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No.192617
About to get myself a nice lunch, beautiful weather today lads.
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No.192618
>places like coles and woolies have backlogs of over 100 resumes
>all 15 years olds that they can pay less than an adult
how is a 20yo NEET (no former work experience) supposed to secure a job with this type of competition?
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No.192619
>>192618
do some volunteer work
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No.192620
>>192619
yeah i'll take a look into that. i was thinking like maybe salvos, it could give me some experience working with a cash register/eftposs, at least that'll help me stand out a bit.
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No.192621
>>192620
>salvos
going to need a detailed work history with 2 recent references
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No.192622
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No.192623
i'm setting up my own little NEET gym in the shed, i'll be a ripped NEET in no time.
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No.192624
>>192623
you NEED zippywater to get big
>First and foremost let me tell you, you must rinse your mouth with warm salt water (should be very salty) after drinking this shit otherwise your teeth will fall out.
>Mix this shit up in the morning… Drink a good bit in the morning, most of it intra-workout (mixed with Gatorade and Aminolast), and a little bit in the afternoon.
>1.5 liters water
>1 large handful powdered beet (as much as you can before it turns into beet slurpee, maybe two tablespoons? The more the better honestly)
>1 small handful powdered spinach
>daily recommended serving of citrulline malate
>whatever a recommended serving is of beta alanine
>however much creatine you think you need every day
>2 servings of 'green powder' (that trendy shit with spirulina in it)
>as much vitamin C as you can handle before having diarrhea… maybe a tablespoon?
>maybe some kratom? I'm looking into it.
>2 liters diet coke*
>a full toothpaste tube's worth of fluoride*
>*optional
>If it's too gritty then pull back on the spinach first. The tingles are from the beta-alanine. If you feel sick it's probably the vitamin C. Do not go overboard with the citrulline malate. If your teeth fell out it means you forgot to rinse with salt water after drinking. The cit. mal. and vit. C are the components that have the deleterious effect on teeth (they're acidic), so if you're too lazy to do the salt water thing then you can leave those out, however I wouldn't because vitamin C is supposed to be da bomb according to Charls and citrulline malate is huge big time major league shit.
>Chase with a shot of apple cider vinegar and DO NOT J__K OFF.
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No.192625
>>192624
flag matches post, wtf
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No.192626
Second day of trying to get on top of my diet/break my food addiction. Spent most of it sitting around playing stellaris and hitman. Hopefully it'll be worth it eventuall
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No.192627
>>192626
as long as you aren't pumping in 3000kj every day without exercising m8
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No.192628
New subreddit for you lads, r/forgottenaustralia its political and shit (ON, Cory Bernardi, etc). So help to promote it in anyway you can.
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No.192629
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No.192630
>>192626
Have you heard of Saxenda? It's an injectable weight loss medication. After being prescribed it by my doctor and taking it for two weeks I have already lost my entire appetite, and a lot of weight.
It's expensive, but worth it IMO.
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No.192632
>>192630
Nah, reading about saxenda now. I gotta say that after two days of sensible diet I'm feeling much improved - almost ok.
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No.192633
>>192632
Good to hear, the first few days and really switching things over is always the hardest when it comes to anything in life that you're trying to achieve I've found.
Once you get the momentum going and out of the "I'll do it tomorrow" mindset, you're as good as half way there.
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No.192635
Chink new year today. Has the eternal han taken over your streets and turned them into a parade of neckbearded dragons and fried dog?
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No.192636
>>192635
nah this be an afghan suburb
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No.192637
>>192635
>>192636
>living in or near the city
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No.192638
>>192632
Just get on Saxenda man, it's miracle stuff.
Just gave myself today's injection. It's almost easier than taking a pill.
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No.192639
>>192638
how long until you're a thinNEET?
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No.192640
>>192637
it's nice to have a dan's in walking distance from my house
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No.192641
>>192639
I don't ever want to be thin, just lose about 15kg (from 115kg to 100kg, ideally). From there I'll just put on muscle.
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No.192642
>>192636
You have many shootings?
>>192635
What the hell happened to chinkland anyway? A thousand years ago, they were doing great, inventing nearly everything that humans had ever invented, then it sort of…stagnated.
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No.192643
>>192642
>You have many shootings?
either that or fireworks every night
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No.192644
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No.192645
Morning neets. Do you have a favorite breakfast? I'm partial to eggs benedict with salmon, something I get on my birthday, special occasions, and I think I'm going to have this morning.
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No.192646
>>192645
morning, mine is biltong bits in french onion dip at the moment
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No.192647
>>192645
bacon and scrambled eggs for me
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No.192648
>>192645
pancakes and a banana smoothie for this big boy
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No.192649
>>192645
Usually just oats
I'm too lazy to make anything better
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No.192651
>>192649
>I'm too lazy to make anything better
>anything
>being better than oats
c'mon m8
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No.192656
Is it just me or are things awful quiet in here today?
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No.192657
>>192656
everyone's od'd on my happy juice
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No.192658
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No.192659
Cenno cut me off, I've caught a yeast infection/dick fungus and been shitting my guts out after 3 weeks of eating street food.
I'm also woken up at 4:30 each morning by the muzzies
This has not been a good week
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No.192660
>>192659
>fungus
gather its spores and create a culture
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No.192661
>>192659
put a bit a garlic on your cock
but dont leave it on for to long
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No.192662
>>192656
The weekend is always quiet, I don't know why.
I personally always go into my shell a bit on the weekend, a rude change with all the normies out and about. Boomers mowing their lawn with even more frequency than usual.
Monday is probably my favourite day of the week.
Bit of a quiet one today, I've been pretty unproductive today unfortunately but tomorrow is another day.
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No.192663
>>192659
you were the neet who went to vietnam recently weren't you?
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No.192664
>>192659
That's why you don't go to shithole countries
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No.192665
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>192661
that will keep away the fagpires too
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No.192666
>>192665
Vampires are just an allegory for jews anyway
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No.192667
>>192663
this is monk
>>192666 (checked satan)
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No.192668
>>192667
where'd you get the street food?
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No.192669
>>192668
i meant that post was monk
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No.192670
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No.192673
>>192656
A lot of 'tfw depressed' going around lately. Probably a batch of tainted goon is causing it.
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No.192674
>>192673
afaik the chinks still haven't gotten a hold on our goon supplies yet so that should still be safe
most likely that a lot of neets have started new things and are feeling the burn
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No.192675
I've been dieting for a day and a half. I'm thinking it's time to report in to Colonel Sanders and see if he has a mission for me.
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No.192676
>>192675
can't wait for args and augmented vision to go mainstream
>taking quests from franchises for cheap meals
>earn rep points from factions to use in-store
>rank up and earn exclusive titles from your favourite chains
>do battle with other brands and earn them rights to territory in your cities
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No.192677
>>192673
I bet one of you has been pissing on the vines
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No.192678
>>192676
That sounds absolutely disgusting
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No.192679
>>192675
You have to treat yourself every now and then
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No.192680
>>192679
>t. colonel sanders
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No.192681
>>192675
>see if he has a mission for me.
Don't forget to drop in here as well
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No.192682
Watching the movie Hitman - Agent 47 (2015). The story and dialogue is so bad I frequently put my hands over my ears, but as a sequence of action scenes it's ok, although the game series it's based on is much better.
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No.192683
>>192682
doesn't help that he looks like carl barron
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No.192684
>>192682
The first Hitman movie was so much better, and seeing that Russian bird Olga Something-or-other naked was a true treat for the eyes.
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No.192685
>>192684
I was out on Saturday night and I saw a young looking (15-16) girl who had very thick legs and a thick butt, exactly my type. She was next to a black boy of approximately the same age who appeared to be her boyfriend.
She seemed to spot me looking at her and tried to high-five me, but I did not reciprocate.
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No.192686
That KFC I had before improved the mood of my calorie starved brain a lot. It improved it so much that now I can't sleep
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No.192687
>>192685
Why did she want to high five you out of nowhere
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No.192688
>>192683
May be he had
>had very thick legs and a thick butt
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No.192689
>>192686
ween yourself off m8, fried chicken habits get expensive quick
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No.192690
>>192687
this tbh, what a weird bitch
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No.192691
>tfw its 10:30 and i've already had 4 wanks and i'm already about to go for a fifth
wake me up inside (can't wake up)
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No.192692
>>192691
you're waking yourself up inside m8
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No.192693
>>192691
>tfw i haven't wanked yet
i'm going no fap as of today. i've done a month before
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No.192694
I think I've found an opportunity to make $30-40 per hour for the next few weeks, but it would go so much smoother if I had a friend to help me. And because I'd have double the labour, the income would double too, so we'd have $60-80 to split.
>tfw friendless neet
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No.192696
>>192694
put an ad up on gumtree
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No.192697
>>192694
Tell us about this opportunity of yours
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No.192699
>>192696
Might be a good idea, but I'll have to find a quick and easy way to work out who's a dropkick and who isn't.
>>192697
Distributing something to households, to their door step. Pay rate is minimum of 30 cents per item. It would require a ute or a van, which could be rented for $47 per day. Most of the time is spent idling, or could be switched off to save fuel.
I calculated that the time to walk between each house in my suburb is 6 seconds, and about 3 seconds up their driveway and 3 seconds back. It wouldn't be a stretch to round it up to 20 seconds. To make sure I'm not getting myself into something that's not viable by over-estimating the potential income, I'm going to be conservative and say 30 seconds per house.
So, driver gets out and grabs 5 items, does the 5 houses on the right, passenger gets out and does the 5 houses on the left. 30 seconds to return to the vehicle and move forward 50 metres. Repeat.
3 minutes to deliver 10 items for 30 cents each is $3. That means conservatively, 200 items could be delivered per hour. 200*0.30=$60 for an hour of work. $30 each.
First hour of work would pay for the vehicle and ~10L of petrol. Then each hour after is money in the pocket.
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No.192700
It's not even his birthday…
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No.192701
>>192700
my neighbours number plate has HH and 88 in it
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No.192702
>>192701
I'm guessing you don't live in Melbourne.
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No.192703
>>192700
There were actually heaps more products with that price in the store.. I didn't feel like mentioning it to the staff..
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No.192704
>>192703
Whoever sets the prices at Officeworks, he knows what he's doing. He's just wondering how long it will take before someone notices.
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No.192705
>>192703
>some right-winged managerial shitposter
>artistic mice priced at $14.88
>hitler was an artist
this is a man of great taste we're dealing with here
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No.192706
>>192704
I remember looking into it last time this was mentioned in the gen and it turned out officeworks just uses .88 for a lot of prices for some reason
Or maybe all I need to do to get a job there is recite the magical words in front of the saleswagies
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No.192708
>>192707
>skin is horrible
i'm the same. i think it's lack of exercise maybe
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No.192712
>>192708
build a NEET gym and get ripped
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No.192713
>>192707
for fucks sake at least spoiler it
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No.192717
>>192707
Not sure why you're posting your erection but I'd throat it anyway. I also wish I had enough Test to grow that amount of chest hair, I also often wonder that if increasing said T would stop the beta-submissive-gay feels?
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No.192718
>>192708
What's wrong with his skin?
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No.192719
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No.192720
>>192719
>Stop drinking tap water
>Source: Dailymail.co.uk
That ain't going to happen
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No.192721
>>192720
Not all academic research is publicly available. I will admit I used the worst possible source for that piece of information though, I was getting lazy regarding finding sources for my claims. Feel free to disregard it completely if it pleases you. However, Professor Charles Tyler seems to be a reputable biologist.
http://biosciences.exeter.ac.uk/profile/index.php?web_id=charles_tyler
>A fifth of male fish are now transgender because of chemicals from the contraceptive pill being flushed down household drains, a study by has suggested.
>Male river fish are displaying feminised traits and even producing eggs, the study found. Some have reduced sperm quality and display less aggressive and competitive behaviour, which makes them less likely to breed successfully.
>The chemicals causing these effects include ingredients in the contraceptive pill, by-products of cleaning agents, plastics and cosmetics, according to the findings.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/02/fish-becoming-transgender-contraceptive-pill-chemicals-flushed/
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No.192722
>>192719
I need to reduce my anxiety
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No.192723
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No.192724
Just finished watching Muriel's Wedding for the first time, so great.
I have to say it though, fucking hell Muriel is thicc as hell, what a goddess.
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No.192725
>>192724
oh snap it's julia gillard with curves
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No.192726
>>192721
>>192719
Thanks for taking the time to gather and post those links. I can do all those things to some extent though I believe my insufficient levels of T can only be corrected with legit testosterone supplements.
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No.192727
>>192726
>testosterone supplements
testosterone supplements are a meme
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No.192728
>>192727
I'm not talking about OTC protein powders and the like.
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No.192729
>>192728
You should see a doctor about your T levels, if you haven't already
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No.192731
>>192730
why you gotta be a gay cunt anon, we're just trying to have a good time here
also you fuck head it's very clearly not yous
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No.192732
why the fuck is this gen so fucking dead now? really depressing, tbh
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No.192733
>>192732
everybody's making it
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No.192734
>>192730
if you are going to post shit like that spoiler it next time
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No.192735
>>192732
big drama and anons went to /ausneets/, it really has slowed down lately, I wonder if one the last few of us committed suicide
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No.192736
>>192732
neetgen has always been shit anon. Now there's just less shit.
>>192735
>/suicide/ is the least successful board on cripplechan, because it keeps losing members
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No.192737
>>192732
I've been too depressed about my life to participate in the thread much recently.
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No.192742
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No.192744
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-relives-horrific-moment-her-eyes-1390284
Her boyfriend gouged out both of her eyes, permanently and irreversibly blinding her, so she wouldn't be able to ever see her kids again.
He got 6 years in prison. Also, he wasn't even black. I suppose it has to be said that you shouldn't get involved with clearly unstable men, but certain women don't seem to learn, I suppose.
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No.192745
>>192736
I remember we always used to be neck and neck (probably a poor choice of wording but oh well) with /suicide/
I guess they won in the end
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No.192746
>>192744
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380304/Tina-Nash-attacked-new-partner-2-years-eye-gouge-ordeal.html
>'I couldn't believe it was happening again': Mother who had her eyes gouged by ex-boyfriend reveals terrifying moment she was attacked by NEW partner in her home
HHHHHHHHHHHAHHHASHAHAHAHAHA
This stupid bitch clearly seeks out fucking criminals. She deserves what she gets from it.
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No.192747
>>192746
Bogan trash never changes
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No.192748
It's 3 in the morning, I'm just posting this here because I've got nothing better to do.
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No.192750
>>192748
i've got things to do, but nothing better than posting here
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No.192752
>>192730
In dire need of a de-greasing.
>>192751
Your foreskin looks inflamed from lack of proper hygiene.
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No.192753
What's with all the dick posts lately?
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No.192757
Do I get a girlfriend if I get a job?
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No.192759
>>192753
i dunno but it's a bit of a dick move imo
>>192757
only if you work hard enough
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No.192760
Thinking of going to a meetup where they showcase a bunch of keyboards next week, but I have to suffer a bad sleep.
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No.192761
>>192760
>meetup
too far into normie territory for me
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No.192764
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No.192765
>>192764
We are the forsaken ones.
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No.192766
>>192765
never going to dans at this rate
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No.192767
Hey neets. Have you ever had a slow breaking glass? Last night I dropped a glass on its side, and it gave an ominous cracking noise but didn't break. This morning I found the glass was sitting there upright, but had cracked into 3 different pieces. I feel like I've discovered a ninja assassination technique.
>>192757
No
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No.192768
>>192757
No, but you get a job if you get a girlfriend.
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No.192769
>>192767
yeah you can cause enough stress in any structure to not outright break it but make it fragile enough that it might fall apart later on
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No.192770
>>192767
>have the ninja power to cause devastating shattering in an object that leads to delayed destruction
You must learn to be very careful while wanking.
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No.192771
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I have to find a job, or that they never respond to my applications
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No.192772
>>192771
the latter imo
you're going to have to get a job and move out someday
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No.192773
>>192767
My life is a slow breaking glass tbh
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No.192774
>>192772
That becomes more of a challenge with every passing year
I've never had a job
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No.192775
>>192774
can you breathe? do you have a pulse? can you read and follow instructions?
congrats, you're qualified for every single entry level job
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No.192776
lotta of big fella dickies around here
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No.192777
>>192774
>never had a job
Stay true to the game my friend
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No.192778
Morning neets. Will this be the last day of neetgen, or can we eke out another worthless weekend full of shit tier posts?
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No.192779
>>192778
there'll be a neetgen for as long as i'm a NEET
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No.192780
>>192778
morning
dunno m8, but it's looking bleak
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No.192782
>>192778
Morning. Nothing will change. The neetgen is eternal.
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No.192783
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No.192784
Should I squander my precious neetbux on it or not?
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No.192785
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No.192786
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No.192787
>>192781
but my name isn't john
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No.192788
>the girl at the iga deli was doing a cute dance
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No.192789
>>192788
Tell the manager so she gets fired for slacking off and you can take her job
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No.192790
>>192789
>implying it won't just go to another qt teenybopper of some ethnic
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No.192791
>>192788
If only you had cool spy-glasses, recorded it, and could watch it over and over again.
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No.192792
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No.192793
>>192789
no that's mean
>>192791
nah, better to just lay on the couch and think about it
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No.192794
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No.192795
>>192794
>collectable dans
that's an idea m8
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No.192796
I saw a pair of negroes in my neighbourhood this afternoon, right near the shops. What do neets?
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No.192797
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No.192798
>>192796
Only two? Don't worry, they can't fight for shit. Just like lebs, they depend on outnumbering you.
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No.192799
>>192798
>Just like lebs, they depend on outnumbering you.
shit's fucked m8
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No.192800
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No.192803
>>192797
lmao the cops have openly sided with these niggers, the vic police actually said its not their job to stop nigger crime
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No.192804
>>192771
im in the same situation cunt, i applied for literally 100 jobs and cunts all rejected me
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No.192807
>>192805
Can you unshave it please?
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No.192808
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No.192809
>>192808
I wonder which dickpost is BO
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No.192810
Fuck. I'm either getting a cold, or have sudden hay fever. This is punishment from Kek for leaving the house. This is what happens to those who interact with normies - they infect us with their vile diseases.
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No.192811
>>192810
depends on what you were out doing
you weren't meeting friends, were you?
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No.192813
>>192810
It's probably a sexual disease from the nasty neet cocks
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No.192815
Another day gone, and yet another one awaits its inevitable dismissal.
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No.192817
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No.192820
>tfw years of neetposting is finally ended by a bunch of dicks
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No.192821
>>192820
We still at least had a couple lads left after the rest went to /ausneets/
now it's just dickposting
I'll stick by my promise though
ain't going over there not ever
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No.192822
>>192821
I like to browse here because I don't get enough time to go through 750 posts a day
Hopefully the dicks stop coming and we can have our dead board back
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No.192823
>>192822
it's probably not a lot of effort for that anon since it's like one/two dick posts a day but cause there's so little posting here it has easily become the majority
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No.192824
>>192822
maybe the penises are symbolic of the neet struggle to stand tall
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No.192825
>>192820
Things will get better. /aus/ will have a second renaissance soon.
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No.192826
>>192825
What make you think this?
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No.192827
>>192824
This may be the gayest post I've ever seen
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No.192828
>>192826
Insider information. It'll have to be a secret for now.
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No.192832
>>192828
you made a claim for the board? ;)
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No.192835
>>192822
Depression stops my dick from coming
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No.192836
On a nice NEETwalk at the moment. Here is a nice picture that I took. I might take some more to offset all the dick posting
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No.192837
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No.192838
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No.192839
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No.192843
>>192842
why are you doing this
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No.192844
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No.192845
These penises are all so ugly
Why do fags and women even like this shit?
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No.192850
>>192836
>>192837
>>192838
>>192839
Very nice, looks like a great secluded spot for a fish.
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No.192853
>>192845
brain chemicals man
to be fair vags are pretty ugly
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No.192854
>>192853
You might be a homo mate
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No.192857
>>192856
A superb specimen
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No.192865
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No.192867
I stood around in the egg area at the supermarket for about 10 minutes, waiting for someone to try to purchase cage eggs. I was going to knock them out cold, but no one purchased any and I calmed down and ended up leaving the store without violence.
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No.192869
>>192868
>dat phimosis
I do wonder why you have so many pictures of dicks saved. It might qualify you for DSP.
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No.192871
remember dick smith and masters
fugg
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No.192873
>>192867
what about free range eggs
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No.192874
>>192871
I remember Dahlsens in my area, it got replaced by a Bunnings
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No.192876
>>192871
>>192874
How about The Warehouse? Where everyone gets a bargain.
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No.192877
this is the official NEET General, not /ausneets/, right? Is that board the namefag/attentionwhore NEET board?
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No.192878
>>192877
I don't know what defines official, but this is the original. As for the other board? I have no idea, I haven't been there.
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No.192882
>>192867
what's wrong with caged eggs?
>>192877
Nah that's /ausneets/ at this points
not all the namefags were bad though
i miss cheesecake
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No.192884
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>192876
i remember cunnos
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No.192886
>>192882
They're not official, they're just larger
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No.192887
>>192871
The Dick Smith building near me is still empty, it's like walking past a tomb
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No.192890
>>192887
You should buy the building and turn it into a hangout for NEETs
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No.192892
>>192890
It's like 100 meters from a first choice store, so that may cause some issues with the more loyal danneets
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No.192894
>>192871
>remember dick
Hard to forget what with all the dick-pics being posted 'round here.
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No.192895
>>192894
dickpost neet is just doing a public service, like how americans remind each other to never forget nine eleven
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No.192896
what food can i get delivered at 1130 pm that isnt a kebab and chips
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No.192897
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No.192899
>>192898
You could at least use a dick picture where the neet is wearing those sunday undies
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No.192903
>>192902
>>192898
>>192883
>>192868
>>192856
>>192842
>>192841
>>192840
>>192831
>>192830
>>192829
>>192818
>>192816
>>192812
>>192805
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No.192904
>>192902
>>192898
>>192883
>>192868
>>192856
>>192842
>>192841
>>192840
>>192831
>>192830
>>192829
>>192818
>>192816
>>192812
>>192805
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No.192905
>>192903
>>192904
You wanted this place to be slower and quieter. You got that, what's wrong now?
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No.192906
>>192905
IS THAT YOUR AGENDA
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS
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No.192907
>>192906
>IS THAT WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS
It's not me, I only posted the circle picture and will occasionally post cuck porn now complete the circle because I not a fan of the dick pics.
>IS THAT YOUR AGENDA
I was getting told the threads were too fast, there was too much shit posting. The moaning and groaning pissed me off. I come back here on occasion to see what's happening and will contribute in threads when the dick pics die down. Otherwise I will focus on completing the circle?
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No.192910
>>192908
How much did you get paid for your service or was it a bit of voluntary work?
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No.192915
/aus/ was up for claim but now it's not
i wonder if we have a new BO or the old one came back?
place needs a flush
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No.192916
>>192915
As far as I know, BO logged in. Clearly didn't do shit though. So this state of purgatory continues.
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No.192917
>>192916
A new BO would probably force his opinions into rules like ausneets BO did. I can put up with dicks if it means we avoid that.
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No.192918
>>192917
look can we at least make it a rule to spoiler it?
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No.192919
>>192918
No idea, I'm not BO or anything
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No.192920
>>192918
Just live with it. It's probably someone from /ausneets/ that will get bored sooner or later.
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No.192921
>>192920
It's probably that homoneet who posted yesterday
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No.192923
>>192922
At least post your own penis then
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No.192930
>>192488
Motherfucker i would take you out to some clubs in Sydney and show you how you can get around the music and closing the deal for another time to see these chicks you talk to.
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No.192941
Should we start working on a eulogy for /aus/?
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No.192942
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No.192947
<few days ago when to the post office to ship a hard drive to amazon
<had to write a bunch of stuff
<kind of confusing, like why does it not say "sender's address" for putting your address on the form when all it says is 'address', like i'm sending something, it would make sense put a bit more detail in these labels.
<fugged up a bit and forgot to put the barcode in first, so the lady was probably pissed off as she asked early on; my condolences
<apparently a cardboard box without bubble wrap is enough
<just emailed amazon to get my payment for shipping the hard drive
<apparently the hard drive was already shipped
it was all good, now i have to wait another month for my mechanical keyboard.
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No.192948
>>192947
What keyboard you getting?
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No.192950
>>192947
at least amazon tends to be good with refunds
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No.192951
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No.192952
>>192951
I'm gonna cancel your life anon
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No.192953
>>192948
plum 87 key/tenkeyless.
>>192950
yeah, but it's back into my card and I might have to explain to centrelink why money came in or some shit later on
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No.192954
>>192953
>plum 87 key/tenkeyless.
Nice, got a Ducky Shine 5 myself, pretty stuck on the RGB meme
I was really tempted by tenkeyless but always get worried about needing it at some point
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No.192955
>>192954
I am only choosing tenkeyless because no one makes 100% with the numpad on the left, and I want the big chunk of the alphanumeric keys to be in the center, so i'm just going to setup my layout to have my current logitech g710+ with new keycaps as volume control, then have unicomp model m 'clone' as the numpad, and the plum to be just the keyboard. I don't feel like dropping another 100 aud for a numpad and the only time I think I really need a numpad is if I'm doing blender work. Yeah sure I lose like a few usb ports doing this way but that's fine by me.
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No.192960
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No.192961
Good, now that I know this IP isn't banned board-wide I can begin posting on relevant boards. Nice dicks though. Seeya
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No.192962
>>192961
did you forget your wallet m8?
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No.192964
Happy monthday to this thread, I'm a few days late but close enough
If dickposter keeps his thing up then we likely won't make it to two months, so enjoy it while it lasts
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No.192965
I'd just like to raise a sorrowful cup of goon to these neet threads and all the good - well, actually all the miserable times we had. It's been a shitty life, but at least I had company sometimes.
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No.192966
>>192965
you're not going are you anon?
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No.192968
Morning neets. It's labour day in victoria and tasmania - how are anons celebrating their right to an 8 hour workday?
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No.192969
>>192965
yeah same here m8, was pretty good while it lasted
>>192968
morning, going to try to give doggo a haircut
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No.192970
>>192968
I'm celebrating by doing nothing. I turned 21yo and have never had a job so labour day has no tangible meaning to me
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No.192971
>>192968
It's 9 in the morning, I'm drinking cheap beers, preparing nachos, watching ufo hunters, and thanking 19th century union activists for creating a world where I don't have to labour.
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No.192974
Looks like I finally have this thread all to my own. That's FINE. Other people have always just annoyed me anyway.
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No.192975
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No.192978
>>192974
I'm still here for you anon
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No.192981
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No.192982
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No.192983
What happened to the BO? Word is that he left and got replaced with a dick-crazed homo.
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No.192984
>>192983
I hope not, I heard the board was up for claim?
dick tyrant, if youre gonna be a homo tyrant at least make it clear
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No.192985
>>192984
This seems a bit too overboard to just be for lol value. He seems to be a devout dick worshiper.
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No.192986
>>192985
Dickneet is clearly a literal fag, not just a metaphorical fag. It must be the eternal John.
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No.192987
Out of the memecourse and back into the job "search"
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No.192988
>>192987
that's going to be me in two months
fuck me
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No.192990
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No.192993
I havent been here since the ausneet split
What the fuck happened here?
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No.192995
>>192993
nothing. literally nothing. neets don't work, they don't educate themselves, and now they don't even shitpost.
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No.192996
>>192995
That was what you wanted wasn't it?
Comfy slow thread without shitposts for shitposts sake.
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No.192997
new BO show yourself
I hope old BO isn't gone he was cool
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No.192998
Neets have a lot of time for thinking about things. What are you thinking about neets? What's been bothering me lately is biscuits, particularly these - are they meant to symbolise the vulva and subliminally mind control young men into wanting to lick pussy?
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No.192999
>>192998
That explains why I always bite and chew the pussy.
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No.193000
>>192998
fuck me i think you're onto something m8
>oreos
>salty black cookies with white cream inside
>memed to go well dunked in milk
>milk = white
>milk also = female
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No.193002
neetposting in a neet thread
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No.193005
This general looks like I feel
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No.193006
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No.193007
>>193000
I've always been partial to royals myself. I don't know what jewish mind control objectives this biscuit fulfills, but there's just something about the chocolated coated marshmellow on biscuit that I love.
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No.193008
>>193006
Metaphorical dicks
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No.193009
>>193007
Snuggle in the bosom of the delicious, comforting negress
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No.193010
>>193009
Do negroes even eat chocolate? They just seem to grow it in slave like conditions. Is it truly the white man's food?
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No.193012
>>193010
Chocolate generally has dairy in it, so no.
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No.193014
>>193013
Will it stretch the boundaries of what we thought we were capable of?
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No.193016
>>193012
Not being able to eat dairy must suck
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No.193017
>>193014
It will stretch your boundary alright mate
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No.193018
>>193017
Gape my limitations with your big changes.
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No.193020
>>193016
Dairy is the bane of the nonwhites' existence
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No.193021
>>193020
Except the Chinese who seem to love it for some reason.
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No.193022
>>193021
We need to stop them from purloining the white man's ambrosia. They'll starve us to death.
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No.193023
>>193022
>woolies
Those traitors.
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No.193031
Are we alone anons? Or are official denials on UFOs just in the same category as official denials on differences between races?
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No.193032
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No.193034
>>193032
I'm here for you.
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No.193040
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No.193041
>>193040
last time i went to an /aus/ discord they were discussing cp so no thank you
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No.193042
>>193041
why would anyone choose to use discord over something like irc?
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No.193044
>>193035
Since there is no board admin I just keep reporting these pictures to tell (you) John to go away.
>>193042
Those with autism understand the significance of this and I agree because it lessens the nastiness you can see on Discord. I do not want to be associated with that and speech is protected in burger land so it is mostly a different story with irc
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No.193046
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No.193047
>>193046
I'm starting to develop Stockholm syndrome for the dickposts
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No.193048
>>193047
I just click on hide post without thinking. But OP is correct, we should report them for great justice.
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No.193049
>>193048
I made five reports yesterday telling John to go away
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No.193053
So what are neets up to today? I made it to the gym for an early morning workout, making it better than 99% of the days I've had.
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No.193055
>>193053
stayed at home and did nothing again
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No.193062
>>193055
I'm right there with you man
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No.193075
>want to get my Ls
>take a fake test on vicroads
>pass but barely
>cyclists and horses can turn right on a roundabout
Death to all horsefaggotry and cyclists
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No.193076
>>193075
wait so they can go the wrong way around a roundabout?
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No.193078
>>193075
It's pretty doing the test continuously to find these trick answers. In NSW that is what I did because there is an odd questions indicates a particular word that means the answer should be X. I understand why they do it but in split seconds you have to react on the road, I would rather hit the brakes then thinking about who is in the right or wrong. I don't see how it prepares anyone because everyone passes it eventually, while next stage of testing with a practical element is much harder.
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No.193079
>>193075
>Death to all horsefaggotry and cyclists
Run them down with extreme prejudice. The weak should fear the strong. Besides, it'll help ease traffic congestion.
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No.193080
>>193079
A horse is like massive kangaroo, you're car is going to get fucked if it doesn't have a big ass nudge bar.
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No.193081
>>193080
Absolutely. The best way to deal with a horse has always been with a truck.
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No.193088
>>193085
Time to vacuum to cheese off?
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No.193092
Was Churchill really just a pawn of the zionists? I want to like the guy, he's kind of cool.
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No.193094
>>193080
I'm pretty sure my poor little car would take more damage than the horse would
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No.193095
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No.193097
>>193095
He's long gone, like dreams of a dan run when you awaken at 11pm on a Thursday
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No.193098
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No.193102
>>193097
He's always here even if it's in spirit through the dick pics
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No.193107
>>193102
John, the eternal dickposting fag anon.
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No.193115
I'm gonna hunt down and kill dickposting anon
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No.193116
>>193115
Not if he "stabs" you first
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No.193120
Another glorious saturday night neets. What are you up to? I'm eating my first easter egg of the year.
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No.193121
>>193120
Watching some anime and drinking some beers
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No.193123
>>193120
Applying for jobs.
Please don't tell anyone.
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No.193124
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No.193125
>>193121
what anime are you watching anon?
>>193123
may a thousand dickposts infest your screens, you wretched excuse for a neet. YOU FAIL AT FAILING
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No.193126
>>193124
There's a good reason, I swear. I accidentally got a job, quit after a week because it was shit, and Cenno took away my dole for quitting my job.
I've learned a very important lesson. Don't actually apply for 10 jobs a fortnight. I might just go sign up for TAFE to get back on the public teat.
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No.193127
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No.193128
>>193125
>>193127
I'm rewatching Steins;Gate before the new season comes out
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No.193129
>>193049
Isn't dickposter the new BO?
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No.193130
>>193129
Nah, he was just shitposting.
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No.193131
I wonder if any nameneets snuck their own cock pic in while the spam was going on
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No.193132
>>193131
I bet you saved them all just in case.
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No.193134
>>193132
his boss probably figured they could use it if one of us goes postal
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No.193137
Next project - save all dick pic posts, link them to a database with penis recognition software, and whenever dick pics are posted to any chan in the future, we will dox the guilty party.
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No.193148
What should you do when you're so inebriated you can no longer manage to open a beer cap? Is cutting off the neck of the bottle an option?
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No.193149
>>193148
Depends on how much you like glass
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No.193150
>>193126
>I've learned a very important lesson. Don't actually apply for 10 jobs a fortnight.
Aren't they going to cut you off? You should have gotten fired for misconduct not related to anything financial or monetary just not doing your job you don't want a fraud conviction.
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No.193151
>>193126
You should get just keep submitting your resume/application to 10 job recruiters each fortnight. Make the applications extremely vague and do not include your mobile number, just your email address Throw away one you keep the password to so you don't have to read/respond to them beyond sending them the same email each fortnight. Keep doing this technique every reporting period, as there is nothing against applying for the same positions if they are still open. When Cenno accuses you of not applying for jobs just print each email as a PDF for that month and forward it off to them.
From memory, you cannot decline a job but with job recruiters chances are they will never offer you a job and will probably keep getting pissed that you keep emailing them. Either way you are making an application for work and since no offer of work is ever provided to you, then there is no way that your payment can be cut I doubt the job recruiter who receives the same email each month will give you a job with your extremely vague application boss mode could be setting up these emails to be send off to a general email address used by the company each month automatically following a macro you design
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No.193154
>>193148
Use a pin to poke a hole in the bottlecap
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No.193155
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No.193156
Do anons have a favorite type of easter egg? I used to like the ones with a pink/white sugar coating, called bird's eggs, but I can't find them anymore.
>>193155
We're going nowhere anon, and doing nothing
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No.193157
>>193156
>Do anons have a favorite type of easter egg?
I just have whatever easter eggs mum buys
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No.193158
>>193156
not an easter egg but i miss those horrible jurassic park dino eggs
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No.193160
ausneets is full of low effort shitposting and retards danposting like it's the funniest shit ever
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No.193161
>>193160
Another low quality post
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No.193162
>>193156
It's not actually an Easter egg, but I've always been partial to Cadbury creme eggs. They've just released it as an ice-cream too.
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No.193163
>>193160
Dan was actually this board's greatest meme - its greatest contribution to human civilisation. Should neetgen last for a thousand years, they will look back upon the Dan era and say "This was their finest shitpost"
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No.193165
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No.193166
>>193165
Mr. Murphy approves this post.
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No.193167
>>193163
danposting is fucking gay tbh
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No.193168
>>193167
(you) is fucking gay tbh
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No.193169
>/ausneets/ has far too many posts, and is infested with normies and wagies.
>/aus/ neetgen has too few posts
What do we do guys? What should the amount of posting be for maximum comfiness?
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No.193170
>>193169
/ausneets/ for brainlet tier shitposting, /aus/ for informed intellectual intercourse
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No.193171
>>193170
string theory, yay or nay?
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No.193172
>>193171
Sciencecucks can't even work out how long a piece of it is, how are we supposed to trust their "theory"?
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No.193173
>>193172
I did something for science today - I wrote a short bit of code that goes through all the video and image files on my computer, and uses dlib and opencv's facial recognition abilities to describe each face as a 128 number vector. When it's done I'm going to get it to find porn videos with girls who look like my former crushes.
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No.193174
>>193173
and porn stars who look like neet king
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No.193175
>>193174
You'd be surprised at some of the pictures I've saved from neetgen threads.
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No.193176
>>193173
It's already been done, it's used by the men in black that visit peoples home to find naughty images.
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No.193178
>>193171
>2018
>still thinking 'science' isn't dead
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No.193179
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No.193180
>>193179
asio already has the nameneet dick pics to jack off to
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No.193181
>>193180
yeah but they get paid to read our shitposts
think they get a bonus if they save more than a certain amount of pics?
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No.193182
>>193181
I wonder if they get fired for storing the pepes with the wojaks
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No.193184
>>193182
depends on what the ccp says but i guess they'd be kept in the same folder as clean stovetop neet's pics
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No.193185
>>193184
Shameful storage guidelines
A separate wojak and pepe folder is the bare minimum that a neet should aim for. Organization by eras, types and objective quality are the requirements for an actual decent system
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No.193186
>>193185
i'd be more concerned about their mental health
imagine being a complete normalfag then getting told to monitor something like neet generals for weeks on end
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No.193187
>>193186
I bet they sneak a box of tendies into their normie shopping trolleys every time now. They still drink their fancy bottled wine, but deep down in their hearts they know it's not the same before they knew the magic of neet goon.
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No.193188
>>193187
just waiting on aca to do a segment on neet general so our mind virus can spread even further
the neets shall inherit the earth
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No.193189
>>193188
Tracy can come interview me anytime she wants to
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No.193190
>>193189
planning on giving her the grand tour?
>this cupboard is where i keep the pissbottles
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No.193191
>>193190
I'll tell her "this is where I keep my gf" before walking her in front of the bathroom mirror
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No.193192
>>193191
m8 how are you still a neet
you'd make a killing writing b grade slasher films
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No.193193
>>193192
It was meant to be a romantic gesture though
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No.193194
>>193193
only if you use the good tarp
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No.193195
any NEETs have some social skills that i can borrow?
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No.193196
>>193195
what are ya after m8?
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No.193198
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No.193201
woah 19 replies in one day
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No.193202
>>193201
We have achieved a comfy level of posting. Let's keep it there.
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No.193203
>>193198
drinking makes those problems go away
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No.193205
>tfw right testicle rides up shaft
makes every wank and physical activity into a ballbusting session
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No.193206
>>193205
What better place than here to post a picture of your shaft-riding ball.
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No.193207
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No.193208
>>193205
At least you'll never lose it.
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No.193209
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No.193217
>tfw this thread has now been active in three successive months
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No.193220
>>193217
we're gonna make it
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No.193225
>>193220
What are we going to make?
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No.193226
>eating maltesers for breakfast
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No.193227
>>193226
Toothpaste is that a common breakfast stable over there?
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No.193228
>>193227
i thought they ate pickled fish
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No.193229
>>193225
our parents disappointed
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No.193230
>>193225
we're gonna make pizza and nobody is going to cum in it
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No.193240
I don't like to stir the political pot but this image speaks for itself.
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No.193241
>>193240
I legit don't get what's being said here
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No.193242
>>193240
I'll take the 2 in blue from the top.
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No.193255
>>193240
Retards are uglier than non-retards?
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No.193256
>>193240
maybe it's a good thing their birthrates are declining
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No.193257
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No.193258
>>193257
It's really hard to tell potatogooks apart
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No.193259
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No.193267
sleeping pattern ruined and nothing to do but wank
any other souls here?
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No.193268
>>193267
I'm going to bed anon, maybe pick up some video games, track down some you used to play as a kid and fire up that emulator
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No.193270
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No.193271
>>193270
what's the plan for today?
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No.193272
>>193271
catching up on my backlog of weebshit to webm
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No.193273
Happy two month anniversary, thread
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No.193274
>>193273
gonna make it brah
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No.193275
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No.193277
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>>193275
>neetgen #205 survives until june
>lukeposting takes over half the catalog
>bo new or old nowhere to be found
>asio makes claim for board ownership and gets it
>neets start getting cataloged and rounded up into labour camps right before election season to reduce unemployment rates to zero
i am ready
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No.193278
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>>193277
At least play us out with a mongolian cavepainting song in true NEET fashion
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No.193280
>>193278
i was being contrarian
was nice meeting you all and wanking was the worst neetgen meme
see you all sometime in maxchwitz
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No.193281
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No.193282
>>193281
oi m8 got a cat d for that meme?
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No.193285
>>193277
I hope the neet gulag is a rape free zone
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No.193286
>>193285
it'll probably be as rape-free as nanking
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No.193287
>>193286
that name is not a good omen
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No.193288
>>193287
depends on how much mandarin we're made to speak by then
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No.193289
hope you boys aren't neglecting your daily duties
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No.193290
>>193289
Portugal? Shouldn't you be shilling for Nando's instead of KFC?
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No.193292
>>193280
Good thing that I go to APM and not MAX
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No.193293
>>193289
My anxiety prevents me from leaving the house or answering the door for fast-food deliveries
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No.193299
>>193289
I've fulfilled mine already, the useless Kunts didn't even put mayo on the burger.
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No.193301
>>193299
>kfc
>no mayo
how are you even alive anymore?
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No.193302
>>193293
just stick in special instructions to leave it at the door and the payment will be in an envelope somewhere in the front
or better yet, pay online in advance
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No.193306
>>193293
buy a bomb defusing drone and use it as the middle man
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No.193308
How are you NEETs passing the time? There's just nothing to do
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No.193309
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No.193310
>>193308
>>193309
waiting for replies
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No.193311
>>193308
>There's just nothing to do
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No.193312
An understaffed employment agency is good for a NEET
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No.193313
>>193312
aye
>turn up to appointment
>everyone's got five bludgers waiting on them
>hour up, get sent home barely talking to anyone
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No.193314
is this the current thread?
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No.193318
>>193308
video games and sleep
>>193314
yeah
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No.193344
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No.193345
>>193344
at this point i am free of anger
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No.193347
Do NEETs give off an aura that other people can detect?
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No.193348
>>193347
might be some sort of neetly musk
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No.193349
someone's trying to gain access to my runescape account
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No.193351
>>193349
backtrace that cunt
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No.193352
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No.193353
>>193313
Sounds like a positive appointment tbh
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No.193356
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No.193357
We were on the home stretch for this thread until the dick pictures were deleted. I guess that gave the thread two more weeks of life.
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No.193358
>>193357
it's like god decided to give us another chance
time to do something productive
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No.193359
>>193358
>time to do something productive
Have a wank?
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No.193360
>>193359
i mean yeah but what about after that?
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No.193361
>>193360
Sounds like a good time to have lunch, to be honest. Then maybe another quick wank after lunch.
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No.193362
>>193361
wow i never thought to eat between fapping, which kind of makes sense if you think about it
that's pretty productive
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No.193363
>>193312
I transferred back to my employment agency over a month ago now, and they still haven't contacted me. I asked Centrelink about it, and they said I'm under no obligation to do anything until the employment agency get in contact.
Looks like us rural NEETs win once again
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No.193364
>>193363
>rural neet
how hard is it to get tendies out there?
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No.193368
>>193364
Quite hard as I never leave the house except when I have to go to the employment agency
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No.193370
>>193368
at least you don't have to deal with afghani yelling each other war stories at 4am i guess
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No.193371
>>193370
Move rural, it'll be worth it in the long run.
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No.193372
>>193371
i plan to if i ever get the money to make the move
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No.193374
>>193357
>dick pictures were deleted
only took 2 months
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No.193375
>>193374
Better late than never, I suppose. Only time will tell if the BO is active again.
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No.193376
>>193375
Wasn't the board up for claim a while back? Makes me wonder if it's a different BO now
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No.193377
>>193376
Yeah, it was up for claim.
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No.193379
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No.193380
>>193379
A bacon and egg pie from Aldi, and you?
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No.193381
>>193379
lettuce with chicken bits from a can
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No.193382
>>193380
Spaghetti bolognese.
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No.193383
>>193381
Chicken from a can? We've got a fancy neet over here.
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No.193385
Why is the thread suddenly near the top of the catalog? I thought the bump limit was lower than 700
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No.193386
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No.193387
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No.193388
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No.193389
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No.193390
>>193388
How's it going? Are you guys sick of this unseasonably warm weather? Winter is the best time to be a NEET.
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No.193391
>>193357
We've been given a second chance! Bless (new?)BO
28 replies in one day!
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No.193392
>>193390
winter is maximum comfy but only with good soups
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No.193393
Look out a*sneets, we're coming back
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No.193394
>>193393
What's the asterisk for? Are you calling us assneets?
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No.193395
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No.193396
Fuck it, I've decided to pack up my life and move interstate. Wish me luck.
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No.193397
>>193396
Where are you moving to?
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No.193398
>>193397
I think he's moving to Gippsland.
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No.193399
>>193396
Only a DSP-NEET has enough bux to make spur of the moment decisions like this
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No.193400
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No.193401
>>193398
they make alright yoghurt
b-d farms does it best
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No.193402
>>193397
Tassie. I don't care if the place is backwards, it's cheap enough that I can live alone in peace and quiet.
>>193399
>>193400
I have savings from when I used to be a wageslave. I'm going to lose Newstart for 6 months if I move to an area of less employment, so I'm going to enrol myself into a TAFE cert when I get there, then get back on the dole after 6 months.
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No.193403
>>193402
You have any specific part of Tasmania in mind?
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No.193404
>>193403
There's almost zero rental vacancy in Hobart, so somewhere up north. I'm looking at Devonport, Burnie or Launceston, or a township a bit out from one of those.
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No.193405
>>193404
I once knew a girl from Devonport, she was a cunt
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No.193406
>>193405
>tfw know no girls
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No.193407
>>193406
What about your mummybot?
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No.193410
>>193407
Mummybot is the reason I know no girls
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No.193412
>>193410
She doesn't want her special little boy getting his heart broken
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No.193413
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No.193414
Did you guys know that someone is mirroring links to all of our threads on twitter? Weird.
https://twitter.com/8chaus
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No.193415
>>193414
no but it sounds pretty sussed
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No.193416
>>193414
Some of those 1541 followers must be fake
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No.193417
>>193416
I looked through the followers. A lot of cam girls, guys with dick pics as their avatars, and #MAGA type people. Very strange, probably all bots.
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No.193419
What's the plan for tonight, NEETs?
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No.193420
>>193419
vidya and sleep, then waking up tomorrow to do a neet shop in the morning if i can wake up in time
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No.193421
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No.193422
>>193421
why can't you go now?
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No.193423
>>193422
it's just not the same
i'll go later
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No.193424
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No.193425
>>193424
Good to see that Coles has taken my needs into consideration
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No.193426
>>193425
Went to Canberra for 3 days
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No.193427
>>193426
Why would you go to Canberra?
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No.193428
>>193427
he glows in the dark m8
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No.193429
>>193427
mummybot wanted me too
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No.193431
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